ye olde: >>569346447>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg
>>569403619cc and trish
Evergaols
>>569403619trish and cupcakecc and shifty
>>569403871Both are confirmed men.
>>569403726>>569403871He said girls not boys
*Evergoats
>>569403625>early thread>reddit webmDelete this thread and yourself.
I don’t think I’ve ever lost a run that I’ve done 5 evergaols in
terrgawd
*in which (you've) done 5 evergaols
cheaterrsavestaterr
>>569404512lost and got raped by Devilgoat*
>35% poise>10% FP>5% affinity damage on my physical character>7% spell damage on a non casterYeah I love evergaols what a worthwhile thing to do
We should all put the evergaol relic line back in our builds
>>569404898Antigaol puppet trotting out their wheelhouse of lies and threats I see
>>569404898That applies to regular loot too though
>>569404804Your hero is a brown cheating vtumor simp (all qualities of The Raped)
>>569405124>Roll between 5 passives or one passiveNot even remotely the same
We should all remove the invader relic line to have some challenge
>>569405042>3 one bars and a single 3 bar to a field boss is the best slender they could findSlugma was our guy. No one likes you terrvirgin
'te 'bm
>>569405192Don't describe yourself in third person retard
>>569405235You guys don't actually want to go zdps. It's not for the fainthearted.
Evergaols are fun to stomp on. We stomp on them then snack on invaders. It used to be the bread and butter of the erg server but somewhere along the line we lost our way.
ggs heolstor
Gonna try snipe zorban tonight and point down when he dies for a laugh haha
>>569405815epic bantz haha xD totally not obsessed
>>569405740Shut up pepe, you know it wasn’t and it’s about time you grow up. Grown ass man acting like a bitch
any reason to pick a crossbow or heavy bow for ironeye?they're so slow compared to a normal bow
>>569405974I make no attempt to hide my obsession and jealousy. I wish I was ginger
>>569405815
>>569405976i'm not pepe
>>569406114Pulley crossbow is legit good. Greatbows are skill spam. Ballistas are memes
>>569405339I'm not terr also please don't call slugma our guy he posted CSAM here at one point
>>569406114Greatbows have much more range than regular bows, cause knockdown on many enemies and bosses, and RoA on a greatbow is the strongest ranged attack in the game.Crossbows are a waste of time though.
>>569405815based
>>569405808Thoughts on this?
where's big goati was loaded
>>569406518Fact check: True
>>569405042slugma sure was
>>569405391Only good poster
/erg/ FC when
>>569406670thx bro that means a lot to me
>>569405976Nice melty
DEVILSISTERS...DON'T OPEN
>>569406114>>569406114Crossbow has some use cases. Have you ever upgraded one of the starting camp crossbows to blue? They're not too shabby, they can easily have like 150 AR per shot and help a ton with invaders.>>569405815I already pioneered that bro sent Ace and that ginger gnome flying
>>569407017wtf
>>569406518you can go wherever you want don't have to follow mesurely I won't die alone trying kill a red PoI boss at the edge of the circle...
>>569407017ewwwww so lame and brown...
>>569406724August
>>569406874>>569406670your webms are trash legit basic asf gameplay a monkey with a typewriter could pull off if left alone for 2 years only
I am queued for the video game
>>569407017powerful...
>>569407017disturbingly jeeted image
I'm the good guy that means I'm going to win.
>>569407520i see. and what would make my gameplay not "trash legit basic asf"?
Totally normal run
>>569407817I'm so sorry I thought I left the queue when I got a phone call. At least I only missed the first ring close, but still I'm sure glad to see normal doggies.
>>569407017Why is this character so popular with indians?
>>569407989Yeah we would have been completely cooked if it was ED Dogs.
>>569408116Ask cc and zorban
>>569407785have you ever dueled competent players? all you do is spazz around and swingly randomly. try some arena duels
>>569407989Post your face cupcake we want to see you
>>569408746Raped and Gapped
>>569408506>try some arena duelsi did. problem with that is that elden ring removed the unsheathe parry and the forbidden arts. so duels are kinda boring. maybe ill try again doe
>>569408746Weird how Devil falseflagged as terr that game
saksham means talented
>>569409140it also means you're brown
>>569409015Go back to your dead shithole maggot faggot /dee ess jeet/
>>569409304hit a nerve
>>569409304got his ass here and instantly made him seethe well done
if someone is exercising their privilege of removing me from their queue then the game should prioritise me over them when forming a lobby, simple ascurrent matchmaking system is not fair to us TheBlocked
>>569409571imma coming lemme get some tea
>>569407525Shifty...
>>569409384No one likes you obnoxious maggot the faster your kind dies the better
>>569408746Good job carrying those brownjeetas >>569409035weird post
>>569409975you sound like a brokie rn
>>569406115We know terr we know >>569404385Finally a good post
>>569410527kek like clockwork kys
gg hot birds, shame about the horrendous staff rng I had, but what can ya do
>>569408746qrd?
>>569410527How many bars? Total, to not single anyone out.
playing dark sole 1 and the bitch of izalith looks like Recluse? similar skin tone
>>569408116Indian accent + it shits everywhere (like them)
>>569405815Looking forward to it, so far only Serflex manages to snipe games
>>569407017>Another casualty of watching z*rban streamSad. How much of erg will be corrupted before we put an end to the ginger menace?
>>569407989
>>569404927nah you guys need to learn how to fight dancer and artorias first
>>569406114pick up a melee weapon
After 1500 hours played I'm at the point where I'm just done with NR. There's no more content coming and I feel like I've tried every meme build out there, even got a 100 streak for the hell of it. Thanks for the runs friends.
>>569410147>continued dsjeet projection as expected
>>569410147 (Me)Meant for this brown tard here >>569410147
>>569413889see you tomorrow bro
>>569413889Thank fuck simpo, please take trash with you
>>569413889cya in 3 days
gg easy no map run
>>569414481Change your name back now
>>569414656why does it bother you
>>569414197Simpo just plays meta builds though
gonna block belan for being boring
>>569414126>>569414464I haven't played for the past 3 days and it's already uninstalled. I'm done bwos.
>>569410587what is this dog barking about?? can it speak human language?
>>569414839I hate seeing self deprecation
gg red birds, rare intentional swamp for 40 grafted stax
>>569415165everytime I complain about queuing times practice ggposts to make me seethe (successfully)
>>569415053No one know who you are though even though you apparently have a 100 streak and play meme builds
>>569415301GG Thank you for the grafted and stacksI barely survived getting jump ulted by two balancers because cupcake dropped me taking damage boosts negation... my goats... also good worm kill at the end
>>569415330you think you are the only one prajeet blocked? you think he even care about you? yeah you need to get some med, now
>>569415337No one I know fits the criteria of >1500 hours>100 streak>meme builds>not played in 3 daysI thought sludge but I’ve played with them in the last 3 days
>>569415654We should literally all block practice for being a toxic ESL cheater and just play between us
>>569415654Practice has me blocked and I’m pretty glad. I got a bit tired of the overlord routing thing
>>569415301>>569415528gg! Clean big birds run. Thank you for the double two handed buff drops! Also, who needs flasks or hp to beat Mohg's cheeks anyway? Just mash light attacks and win, it's that easy.
stop gg posting
>>569415838It's nice he can get staggered when he's doing his thingie, kinda cooks him
>>569409308Good post
>>569415654I'm not making it up it's proven itself time and time again
>>569415178terrjeetbros…
>>569415686Not me. First thought would be tinpo or terr but I think both them have me blocked so idk
So how did he do it? Causing trash and belan seething by doing nothing.
>>569416324>dindu nuffinyeah practice is the most wholesome and chill pw player right? making cute gg posts and praising his teammates
>>569416601No that would be Shifty
gg heolster surprised you managed to keep your sixth sense with a dreg build
>practinx barely posts because he is unironically too brown and ESL kekino
>>569416601>making cute gg posts and praising his teammatesThat's gay and cringe so it's good he doesn't
very funny stuff, hoarding that greatsword with giant's hunt, fucking hilarious
>>569417320I didn't realize you were legally entitled to my loot, if you wanted it perhaps you should have asked.Unfortunately I cant read minds
>>569416601>literally seething because he didn't do something
>>569416859yeah maybe try to use ur ult more than once, this went doing evergoals instead of invadershow tf does a like you have almost 3000 hours in this game and still do like that, just at this point3 bars down on everdark libra is absolutly no shame btw, what a shame is is your goofy ahh build and the fact that you get greatswords with rev, like you good mentally speaking? is there anyone home up there? learn to dodge on everdark libra, youre clearly just stupid lmaoand yeah we did invader because i did them, goofy ahhraider with claws doing no damage and a idiot like you, im not for genocide, but i would make an exeption for people like you, i got carried? no, yall would have been lv 12 with that route, get on youre knees and start sucking you absolute mental nibbidy skigga actually make me believe that your actually on the iq level of a duck. holy also: *im also sure that your your your in the next like 10 days. not because of depression or something like that no, probably becausde of sticking a fork in a toaster, dumb
Are we expecting anything for summers gamefest tomorrow? Nightreign dlc? Duskbloods release date and gameplay? Tarnished edition stuff?
>>569417637Name for the mentally ill list? Holy moly.
>>569416601The only thing I actively dislike is when I play a run and then check in here and one of the people I played with spergs off with some "you should've..." shit. We're not even losing runs why do I have to put up with some faggot whining about what I should've done differently? It's clearly working fine
>>569417637is this copypasta? i refuse to believe a real person wrote this
>>569418165No it is not lmao, 100% real cope and seethe
>>569418067@troon box@belan etc.
Ah yes, belan and trash, the masters of making bad decisions and still having the nerve to blame everyone else. Truly the same kind of animal.
>>569418819I've never lost with 100 streak s tier trish
gg gote
>>569418874Don't talk about yourself in third person troonjeetinx
>>569413889kek same
>>569418067This is why I hate playing here, you guys are allergic to improving
>>569406724Surely erg will return for one last fc on August 28th with all the new fun toys and fashion.... right, bros?
is there even a player here who's universally well regarded? feels like everyone has grievances with someone
>>569415330Can you stop talking to me, Belan? I don't want anything to do with you anymore. This will be the first and last time I'm having a conversation with you.
>>56941751>hmmm would the wylder in the team want this red greatsword?>nah I'm just gonna keep it even though I'm gonna be throwing incants for the entire run xdit takes zero effort to drop an item and ping it for your teammates to see, if no one wants it you can pick it up again
>>569419575I'm trying my best to get better...
>>569419702Probably cc is the most liked, even though some people do have issues with them
>>569419702Serflex, Yerba, Piqf some others
>>569419575You're not my coach faggot, worry about yourself. I'm pulling my weight just fine and don't need peanut gallery remarks after every fucking mission like you're an insightful god
>>569420325Fucking buried that cuck
>>569419575>people don't improve unless i point out every mistake they madeautistic people are always so selfcentered
>>569420310>yerba Rage quttinx with a shit attitude tried to sneak themselves in KEK
>>569420732What the hell is a quttinx speak english you weirdo
>>569421071>playing dumb
>>569419606I'll be thinking of you and be wishing you well 777 poster
>>569420210still not done? no worries. we’ll wait for you to get it all out.
>>569417637trvke even if it's a copy pasta bitch barely ults. Revenant ult is so good to make anything more straightforward just spamming attacks
gg caligo thanks for that seal, my fire build has low resistance so I wasn't looking forward to having to use flame of frenzy for the boss
>>569419709it feels like bro google translated this
the list of BIG stagger moves:wylder stake ironeye mark popironeye greatbowrecluse white lightning cocktailguardian plungeexecutor beast L2raider charged skillundertaker missilescholar bubbleanything missing?
>>569421779lucky seal find in the mineice dragon got bullied
>>569421880raider ult retard
>>569421880You say this but almost every run they bug out at some point and don't even stagger the boss and they just keep walking
i had a stored roll on dog lollong ass triple rings of light cast time
>>569421779gg lame ED caligo selfdestruct bug...>>569419709nah enjoy your sens lobbies pls keep me blocked ty
>>569419702Friendly reminder the schizoposting are mainly idiots who don't even play the game and their hobbie is being a parasite in this gen
>>569417637>goofy ahhyou have to be 18+ to post here
>>569419709>>569422150Why do Belan and Practice have beef with each other?
>>569422286NTA but practice is a fucking cuck he'll have melties because you didn't follow his ping once. The only reason people defend him is because they're contrarian
>>569422357he does that because he checks each seed and he can tell you're objectively wrong going that way
>>569406127the legend himself..
>>569419702Not really, but even if there was, there’d almost certainly be someone saying otherwise just to nitpick or start shit
>>569422551that's the stupidest argument everWe're not even sure if he seed checks
>>569419702Trishtina, the 100 streak S-tier
>>569422286I split for 1 fucking minute to kill a red frenzied troll while they took care of an invader that was going to be inside the rain, I even made it in time to grab the orb and meet at castle rooftophe posted it in the thread as in "LOOK AT THIS RETARD" and I called him out for 2bar vs bugs in responsehe couldn't handle it and blocked me, end of story
>>569422989taht was a group W for the trishbros ofc i got carried a bunch And we are at 105 rn
>>569423161Please carry me to 100 trishtina!!
>>569422950>We're not even sure if he seed checkslol
>trash and belan start shitting the thread again
>>569422989>>569423203Shut your faggot mouth up simpojeet/trashtroon no one likes you plus your 100 ''streak'' is completely invalid due to duo'ing
>>569422950he defo does niggapaidoever beitntly, one time he hoarded a LLTB even doe he could have checked if da mystery bossbeitntly was librasarrjeet or not. but i think it might have been a greathollows jeetrun where its harder to jeetcheck the seedalsobeitntly sarr, its funny to see practicimojeetskeet stand still for like a full straight minute on mystery great hollow since it takes much longer to determine the seed on that map due to less POI's and variance
>>569423203Let's do our best! We shall curse this keklord...
>>569423203i can tell you don't play this game let alone with us
>>569423601pracjeetarinokinosaarbrahminvishnusisters? our response?
>>569406724This ergie boy looks so sweet and cool...
>>569423601why seed check instead of just playing the game?
Stop calling me tinpo just because I like playing with trishtina
>>569422357>>569423131Huh that doesn't really line up with my experience with him
Solved the erg meta
somehow when trash is here, shitposts about practice start show up toovery strange
>>569423601no one can read this you mentally ill nigger.
>>569424005He usually spergs out when he's had a bad day before (I.E lost a run that same day). And he doesnt' do it to the regulars because he doesn't wanna risk getting blocked by people who play all day ofc
>>569423916See >>569423738
>>569423891I don't know. Your routing can become godly when you know which easy bosses are where, and where the circles are closing. And for mystery you can narrow it down to a few elements/weapons you should be hunting for by the night 1 boss and I always welcome a heolster fake out. I even think there's a heolster mystery seed where both night bosses are caligo night bosses.Maybe it would have been cool if there was some mini event or raid that reveals full map details like that on day 1. Or maybe you could get it from the village POI's. alt timeline
>>569424095Sorry, I trained my AI model on Terr's post history. Is there a problem with any of the linguistics used?
>>569424069But he said he's over it. So it can't be him. Imagine how pathetic and raped he would have to be to keep going after saying that.
>>569424061>1% of posters that are here 24/7 make 95% of the postsaccurate
>>569424179>>569422551Yeah but that's cheating you fucking chink-coded pieces of swill kek
>>569424371I don't seed check nor do I like that practice does it I was just explaining it to the newfie
the boob armour in SotE is so funny to me still
>>569424439shoulda been a male version of rellananalanauiyas armor
>>569424439boob armour is based
Reminder: Cragblade Jump R2, Buffed DMGS CR2 and the Powerstance L1 on Starscourge Greatswords are all buffed by Skillsloppa
>>569424431Uh sorry excuse my language...
do we all agree that sealcluse is a griefbuild?
>>569424005I even had a reason to kill the red troll, it wasn't mindless fuckerynight 2 could happen between the church and the castle (>>569423131) so maybe we wouldn't have enough time to kill it after dealing with the south areamaybe practice knew night 2 would happen top left beforehand, but that's impossible r-right?
>>569424550Aren't you the guy who bounces between D4 and D5 despite playing double balancer duchess?
>>569424069Why is there always some ESL with broken english who shows up to defend practice lolBet it's you
>>569424550Everyone already knew this, C tier
still can’t stop talking about practice i see
>>569424669no?? Why would that be griefing she has the FP succ and several ways to give herself temporary infinite FP
>>569424521Yes but that’s not what he said >>569424332No you sound just like him and that’s why it’s so fucking annoying don’t make another post like that again please
>>569424676based on your account i dont think you did anything wrong desu
>>569424748Yes and? I rarely dodge and play mostly shitfaced at Peak China hours. That has consequences. I'm not sitting here begging for troons q so my allies won't fuck me over. >>569424809Yes and?
is there a lists that shows all the circles and their final locations? I still have trouble with recognising the central end locations from their circles or is there overlap between those?
gg red birds, double guardcounter gaming
Ooo, é isso aí, mamãe!
>>569424809That's D-tier Druggie-tard, way too generous from you anon.
>>569420210goddamn you completely excavated that brown threadjeet's asshole to the point he had to go into the next thread to soothe his gaping anus it's safe to say you've earned this victory
>>569424669Reclushitters in general are grief tier
>>569425001duuuude weed lmao
>>569424790>>569425164you are delusional
>>569425246Zip it with your homoerotic fantasies about brown man ass Deviljeet we don't want to hear it
>>569425246don’t talk to yourself faggot maggot
>>569425090I think there's actually 2 forest ones idr. but here is all the night boss locations. if you want specifics you can just use the seed checker in the op or fifthmatts seed website
Getting out of jail free when grabbed is so fun. Eventually I'll feel confident enough to get grabbed on purpose by certain enemies to make big openings for the party. Doesn't work on all grabs though. >>569425337Shitfaced means drunk ESL-kun. I didn't even mention the completely legal weed I smoke.
>>569414857So weak, pathetic and lameWe can barely see you, hiding in the backline corner
>>569422286Belan does dumb stuff and loses a lot via doing dumb stuff Practice is a winbot who wins mechanically wins every game
>>569426038>who wins mechanically wins every gameleast obvious pracjeetarino post
>tarnished edition doesn't change the base game whatsoever>just horse armor 2.0 with a new starting class or two>no reason to return to the game when it's the same as downloading a mod from nexusI'm praying for some kind of balance changes or something
>>569426038I haven't lost a game in like 2 weeks thoughbeitnot something many others can say about themselves
>>569426292tranny edition is just a bandai namco cashgrab idea has nothing to do with FS it's not scholar of the first sin 2 secretly, it's literally the death of all the good will of the company
>>569425502not your boogeyman raped schizojeet you lost
>>569425468 (Me)Oops this was actually meant for >>569425759 and >>569425502
1/3
>>569426292We’ve known this for months dude. I understand that the shittiness of the situation is hard to believe but it is what it is.
>>569426596 (me) my mistake meant for >>569425246
>>569426292what were you hoping it would be.
>>569426423>>569427053I wanted a boss replay option like sekiro and idk something like different game modes like "randomized loot" or "triple all enemies" or whatever like lords of the fallen
Lost my sissy sense to a geyser while rezzing award
>>569426765>seeing under limveldI really wish there was something alluding or foreshadowing the DLC similar to the impaler's catacombs in base game
>>569427237>>569409975
>>569427349gg big red girlies again! I didn't 3 bar! Slight improvement. Super glad I went super ult mode the final worm phase because it auto-dodged like 4 things lol. Doing the LLTBT strat every time doesn't really teach me how to avoid the worm when it's on me, I should watch a vid so I don't botch games like this one. And hey, losing 6th sense to save me doesn't count.
>>569426539>post-defeat cuckjeet projectionCinema
>>569427286Modders have done all that already? Those are features competitor souls-likes have to put in themselves because nobody mods those knock-off games.It would be cool to see them in an 'official' capacity, but it would set a precedent that they would continue to have such features, and that is not an obligation they want to commit to.
nigga shut the fuck up
>>569427634I like games where no one takes less likely sometimes, I actually prefer less likely for normal balancers which can be a mess with how much they teleport and stuff. I couldn’t see the geyser since it zoomed out and the gold of the worm made it invisible
>>569427860do not use the n word
>>569426765
>>569427991
>>569427660>doubling down on your brown threadjeet delusionsyou lost maggot it's over
nightmare game incoming
no ED Balancer please
>>569428605>>569428661>ccyou'll manage
>>569426038practinx is a seed cheater who has very mediocre fundamentals*
gg greg pie I was doing a disgusting amount of damage with FoF there, poor guy
>>569427560 (me) actually for >>569404512
>>569428661>bronylaireyou'll suffer
>>569428285>replyjeet repeating his rape victim testimony for the 20th timeYou're done pack it up before you embarrass yourself further
>>569428661>bronylaire>extremist>guardian ccMan made horrors within our comprehension
>>569429173fof stands for fuck off friendlyit's a saying from 1843 when a man with the last name "friendly" turned out to be the man in a small village constantly pissing on other peoples houses. they finally found out who it was and would constantly tell him to fuck off
Best lobby?Cutest lobby?Nightmarest lobby?
>>569429429>describing your current state of beingjust what i expected
>>569429673revenant lover, extremist, creasyrevanant lover, shifty, cupcakebelan, emem, belan
>>569429648what?
>>569429973sorry the voices took over again ignore that post
>>569429673cc, shifty, practicesludge, elf, cupcakeextremist, trish, creasy
>>569429673practice cc youyou cc practicetrash simpo you
>>569429973Don’t post my wife here
>>569429673Devil, shifty, cc shifty, cc, revenant loverbelan, yerba, practice
gg dog. very powerful recluse damage...
I just reinstalled the game after playing a ton at launch and tried the depths mode for the first time.What utter goyslop. Massively bloating enemy HP is the most boring way of increasing difficulty. Uninstalled again.
holy moly, gg hotdogs, that was a disgustingly fast fight. Apologies for greedily keeping that dragon greatclaw, but hot damn was it worth it
>>569431059piqf is so f*ucking cool...
>>569431209
>>569431289cringe*
>>569431059finally getting around to this undertaker tech, you can flip in reverse after you ult to keep attacking, all you have to do is unlock and press back then forward like when you would do reverse bloodhound step on elden ring>>569431289gawd, even. he's really versatile with executor yeah
is sludge still doing gaols
@terrNo excuses, nigger.
>>569431697Shut up reterrd
gg hot dragon, blessed evil twin giving me a god weapon
yo subhumans, are we hyped for tarnished edition fcs
even doe higher hp and damage forces you to play better
any1 queueing
LMAO
why were you even standing there bro you're a caster ffs
>>569432390host one
>>569431720>treating 4chan like it's your discord server Go back
gg white birdswhy'd you dump the full hp negation on a skill build extremist?
>>569432445>>569432563What happened
>>569432563I didn't even know that attack was happening. I was focusing on the little guys attacking me. Also, that attack has huge range and he did it instantly.
>>569432445>>569432563What has had happened
>>569432445>>569432563names? be not afraid
>>569429673>Best lobby?Devil, Practice, cc>Cutest lobby?Revenant Lover, cupcake, Shifty>Nightmarest lobby?Belan, Creasy, Nine Box
>>569432759trashbidenpipf
>>569431209Pretty much. Can hardly blame them though, they needed a way to pad out the content and they knew their loyal pigs would line up for it anyway.
>>569432663idk
>>569432563>>569432758>>569432759don't blame themHe went from standing idle, to getting Wylder ulted, riposted, and then *IMMEDIATELY* into his fuckoff aoe.The only thing he does before the Wylder uses his ult is pull his halberd to his chest and I only figured that out after reviewing the footage just now. Even then I wouldn't have guessed he was going to do his big fuck off move.
>>569430891>>569432895>best lobby >two cheaterjeets Nope
>>569433171>>569433040>>569432663why so many guardians in erg?
>>569432895Belan, Creasy, Trish*
kek funniest wipe in a while, don't just stand there chuds
>>569433310two of those are the same person in the same exact gamethe other one is mushcat who's a filthy memer (it's me, i was doing skill build guardian)
>>569433171holy fucking nightmare lobby from hell
>>569433408sex with mushcat
>>569433171oh it yerbitch, i’m actually have a feel based on how he’s blaming his teammate >>569432563thanks for sharing btw
>>569433171Lel, it happens to everyone once and then you never get baited again.Same shit with Dancer.
>>569433171To be honest that's just a bug... like when dancer revs up her spin from 0 to 100% in a second or when greg keeps doing the quadruple slam like a whole minute after
>>569433171why didnt wylder get thrown backward when SS popped
>>569432563How do you lose sixth sense and then immediately die again? Oh right, you're a worthless dregs retard isn't that right yerbatinx?
>>569433171this is all yerbatinx's fault what a shitter
>>569433917No idea. You can see the flash of SS going off, but it's during a claw charged R2. Doesn't throw him back so he just eats shit from the second hit.
oh no no no… yerbitch bros… our responds…
>>569433962would it have made a difference if I weren't using dregs there? retard>>569433610>>569434109>>569434156eat shit and die
>>569434506
>>569434506You can only blame yourself for thisExtremist is retarded and Fox is a newfie but you should know better than to stand near him when he's been staggered, yet you act like you're better than everyone despite making the same mistakes they do
the shitter is losing it huh, after griefing the team with that retard build
Friendly reminder we have inexcusable game breaking shit bugs like that or any kind of succ dormant fucking over your negation and ppl think they're gonna drop new content
I somehow squeezed my balls through my legs by sitting sideways on my chair although it didn't hurt it just felt funny
>>569434506Rage quit the game permanently, faggot
>>569434890that wasn't extremist
>>569433171fox is so foxy...
>>569435332neck yourself faggot
uh oh yerbatinx melty
>>569435419was it zorfat?
@yerba@trish@nezukwho wins in a 1v1v1 tinx fight
>>569435901mushcat
Sup faggots, I haven't touched this game since the DLC launched. Can I get the new everdark relics by beating the bosses in DoN or do I have to wait for this stupid rotation to bring them back?
>>569436093you can beat them in don
>>569433171lmao
>>569436078bjark then
>>569435628shitter tiers cant carry other shitters
>>569432390yes
gg Reel Big Fish! Super duper cozy run.
gg
>>569437329What the fuck even happened
>569437329Putrid troon lobby.
>>569437501Enemies do fall/jump damage when they get knocked back, the red effect also amps up their fall/jump damage.
>>569437501think seb being summoned pushed them both or something
>>569433310We're huge Zorban fans
>>569437329gremlin i don't want to alarm you but there is a pedophile in your lobby
>>569433719Greg's minute thing is a bug but the other two aren't.For commander look at 0:05 in the webm, Commander is in the startup frames of swinging his halberd around, any ult that knocks him down during this time puts him in a tantrum state where he does the huge instant attack after standing back up.
>>569437049You will never be a woman. Ever.
how do you kill the everdark augur guy?my fp always runs out mid second phase
>>569438903holding sword charge regens ffp
>>569429673>Best lobby?cc + trishtina
>>569436385mushcati'm rebranding
>>569432390No I don't even think I'm giving it a replay. I could bully some nerds on switch 2 stormveil but thats such a commitment I don't even see the point and I'm not that good at pvp anyway. I probably wont buy the tarniverous edition unless it has nightreign stuff in it
>>569433171you never idle next to commander fatso, godskin fatfuck, or godrick. they have those stupid fucking storm stomp ass get off me moves that are unreactable
>>569403625Is Quality really that bad in PvE? I'm planning to start a new run and a lot of the weapons I'm eyeing up seem to fall under the Quality umbrella, which I hear is pretty bad in Elden Ring but when I tried it in the Souls game I never felt that bad.
>>569439241I prefer the term diet zorban, cheat
>>569439475>Is Quality really that bad in PvE? I'm planning to start a new run and a lot of the weapons I'm eyeing up seem to fall under the Quality umbrella, which I hear is pretty bad in Elden Ring but when I tried it in the Souls game I never felt that bad.Oldfag here. No it's not that bad. As is usual with these games, 90% of your damage comes from the weapon base damage and buffs. Despite what /dsg/ tells you you don't have to have a perfeclty minmaxed build down to the rune count just to beat stormveil indians like terr
>>569439241why not bork
>>569439675for free
>>569439241rebrand to catbork or something else
>>569439883>>569439939but i like mushcat
>>569440641ywnbmc
>>569440718
i like the idea of posting WWYDs (what would you do) for mappingwhat's the play here
>>569441190can't go further unless i know where the circle is
>>569441190
I carried btw
>>569441356correct
>>569441190I believe this routing is most optimal
>>569441491>>569441507now kiss
gg giga goat! Thank you so much for grabbing me that LLTBT from the rain, I had 300% nighttide damage I would have evaporated.
>>569441590gg np
>>569441590cute doll gathering
>>569441590gg we only found 1 lltltbtbt afterr scrounging so much, lucky
>>569441590dawn rev is so cute
>>569441356this is probably the correct play, maybe skip the starter fort or take the nearby bird to the south bird to the camp which would have you on the merchant entrance to the campi'm a coward though, fire forges are awful and i'll take the 2/3 chance of one being in the circle
>>569441670>>569441778I appreciate you two giving it to me, I was able to throw massive damage spears the whole time thanks to you both going wild. >>569441720>>569441790
>>569441190Assuming day one ring is on the left hand side or the red line this is what I’d do. Green is splits or alt routes for easier field bosses. If it’s the ring that finishes top left then rush basement as ring pushes you towards the bosses in the path to top left. If the ring is on the right then invader camp after castle and gaol
>>569441927fire forges are not too bad if you spawn them from the merchant side, most ergies already know this and avoid the entrance
I wish my sweetie was still here
>>569441190Fort -> Full Clear the castle -> Try to get the right invader camp before the circle closes. I'm not opposed to the north route other people posted though. Actually knowing the circle from checking the seed it looks like you want to do as much north stuff as possible day 1, and then full castle + lake boss day 2.
>>569441590cute trans gathering!
>>569441927I would have just down the fort and then taken down the two trolls and then done basement. People always forget that you can partially clear out the castle elites early to get your early power spike
>>569442060This is the right play. Let’s you oversee the bosses and most importantly if the fire camp is a chariot one and does 2 gaols day one
meme arrow gaols
wait a minute, tinpo has more expeditions than me
>>569442668>two gaols in route and finish close to castle - 10% atk and more time in castle >rushing to fire village for 2 invader and being a mile from castle - 14% atk and less time in castleThe decision is shrimple
>>569442998how do you know?
>>569443065he showed his when he posted his hundo streak and it just clicked with me now that it's more
shrimply bad
>>569442461sludge, revenant lover, shifty, cupcake, bryn and yoe
>>569442998I find it weird terr has more expeditions than me
>>569441969>>569441590rev would be disgusted by you you fucking pedo ogre freak
>>569443587gay
>>569443661ai?
single balancer + phys12 seems to be the play for wylder if I'm to be honest.
>>569443661Finally a good post in this shithole thanks for saying what everyone's thinking
>>569443661Someone needs to check this anon's computer. He's definitely making pedo ai images.
>>569444056I could take her
>Int Wylder relic>With Dormant Saves>And Carian SwordsHOLY CEKINO BATMAN
>>569443661>posting this during pride monththe sisters won't like this one...
>>569443661that's a weird looking ancestral spirit head
>>569439675This struck a nerve kek
>>569443661>loli bait ai pedo slopare you talking to yourself?
gg regular goat that was an utterly cucked seed
>>569442998how many do you have?
>>569442998whats the point of this post
>>569445432gg i guess
>>569403625what if i hit you mid swing causing your attack to miss me
>>569445113I hate jannies
>>569445432I made some mistakes early trying to greed my ult lol
fc?
pick skill buildget no skillsi don't want to haloslopthat fire dog was funnygood job grem
zamn
sorry about that, it's been something like 4 months since I last rolled ED balancers and I'd completely forgotten the dodge timing on them
>>569446002aim punch?
>>569446187dogshit lobby
>>569446198clapcake
>>569446198Do amerimutts really find this attractive
I vomited all over my bathroom
>>569446185sure
>>569446187gremmer...
>>569446453Pregnant?
>>569446187>>569446207gg
>clapcake
>>569446370Don't kid yourself retarded maggot that's an obese man in a dress
>>569446187>good job gremsaid no one ever
>>569446948Truth. Cringe duotroon.
>>569446649...no
Did they legit just announce that Tarnished Edition has to be purchased after all? Mfw horse armor for 3 dolla again
>>569447438hold on, do you have permission to post that here???
>>569447667Yes, actually! I found out where the artist lives and went to them and asked for permission to post on 4chan.gov
>>569446920Ackshually you need to use the muscular female base for it to show properly and bounce (tits, belly, thighs and ass have jiggle)
gg griefbow wyldermayhaps it is a bad idea to bring a build with resistances down to libra
>>569446187You have rivers in your picture retard
>>569448040cc is so lame and brown and raped...
>>569448040>no sixth sense>no flasksnightmare
>>569448074>rivers of blood>skill attack damage
>>569446187>get no skills>RoB and shield crash in image???
>>569448118But enough about trash
>>569448150Holy fucking shit bro no fucking way is this happening not like this bro it’s so fucking over for you holy shit I can’t believe what you’ve just said it’s done ots fucking done and there isn’t nothing to be done abkut now done it is
>>569448040>>569448040I should have taken the red halo scythe i saw. ed libra doesnt deserve respect
>>569448164blue shield crash isn't great, especially with only 2 skill damage passives. does i think around 1100 which isn't much against the birds. i've had runs where i can onetap them with shield crash. i should have said skill damage lines, not skills. i apologize for my transgressions please forgive me i'm just a mushcat
>>569448321That's not trash. That's someone even more pathetic you're replying to.
>>569448626>shield crash
shield kampf
>>569448738double balancer + multiple skill damage passives makes shield crash do around 2~3k damage per cast on a purple+ shieldit's cool. pretty safe too since you can block.
>>569423825>>569422357>>569415823>>569424431>>569415330still not over it award
>>569448738shield crash is insane
>>569449240it's even better than that on non-elemental shields since the damage gets split a bit
>>569433171*snap*yep this is going in my Z-tier wipe folder
>>569446198>>569446370This
>>569450435See >>569446920
>>569450025kino post
>>569450528>>569420385
Game shut down for some reason but my computers still running. Never happened before
gg mystery hot goatinterestingly it only summoned 2 condemned when you DCd and then when you joined back a 3rd came out of the floor with no animation
>>569451635Thought the game might’ve ended since I was blue. Maybe Ed Libra is tired from being bullied 3 times in a row
>>569451854he just stood still while you floated off into the sky for a while, we got him to half before it officially DCd you but then he instantly got stance broken which was funny
Also a banished k***ht fell of his hangman platform and squished me
not even close
>>569450289I do not like this image
>>569442998I don't tihnk that's possible you been playing everyday till like 5am for like a year
If nothing gets announced at SGF we're all moving to modreign, yes?
>>569453216not possible huh
gg night tide
>>569453524very curious since you play all day
>>569453808lol that was silly
>>569453897landed into the explosion after ult awardfun run, I was kind of hoping we'd go to a tower since we cleared the forts so fast.
>>569453868Pretty sure cc is a DoN newjeet tourist
It's kinda silly that we're still only getting 4 new armor sets + some horse skins after such a long delay.
>>569454591miyazaki is kind of eccentric, if he wanted to make money he could've dropped 4 more elden ring DLCs, i guess to him games are like a one and done kinda thing, like paintings
>>569442461that’s not what it is>>569443587strange image
>>569448118Even though she’s white and cool and does the molesting
>>569455423Don't post your simp delusions threadbrown
>>569455423What's with this general wanting all the girls to be rapists and groomers? Weird fantasies.
>>569454591>>569427053
I want to be raped by an erg girl
>>569448656No such thing.
>>569450025kek>>569448656such a thing shouldn’t be possible
>>569455742erg girls are too nice for that
>>569455674>>569455627If you disagree feel free to show otherwise
We won.
jee has had hath spoken
dont care didn't ask dsjeet
>>569453524Thats less than I'd have thought, guess the highest must be me or practice
any queuers?
>>569460984sure
gg super fish, absolutely abhorrent boss. I must have dropped at least +40% incant/lightning gear for you and none of it matters because superfish is a gay stormruler fight.
>>569405042>>569406621is this real
>>569461527gg! Good Undercaker save! Yeah that's always lame when it's a lot of incant buffs that don't apply. I always have Red Balancer for my augur build incase it's ED so I can have some skill damage. Usually I like to have some full hp damage and affinity damage ready for it. You dropped me some affinity which helped. Also I fucking love Scholar for invader camps and great hollows in general. Those areas are just so full of trash mobs that get in the way and no one ever wastes time killing them so looting can be beyond annoying especially when you're slow like me, but thanks to your ults it was so comfy.
a C tier is queueing
gg gigagoat unfortunate that you found haloslop
gg big goaters, thankful for the haloslop drop>>569464509nah gigagoat can get fucked, worst fight in the game by several margins and deserves every ring of light to the face he gets
I am going to commit several hate crimes against the japanese, this would have actually been perfect
>>569464509I feel bad using it, but had nothing else. I almost bought the glintstone kris from the shop, but that's nearly as lame.
>>569464697you're wrong, ed libra is great, but thats okay
>>569464725use save editor nucka. change the curseyoull have to repent for your crimes afterwards
>>569464725you have two choicesrun it as is with augur and enter the kingdom of heavenorcechink it and burn it VAC hell
>>569464725Wow. That is beyond upsetting. Holy shit I'm actually so angry looking at it. Literally the perfect relic for a character that needs a lot of perfect relics.
>>569464929>>569464948I will not cheat, unlike some here I have principles
>>569464725>>569464948or run it with dregs and poison yourself when not full hp
>>569465085>implying you have principles while playing this SHITTY game where we abuse retarded AI and pretend we're good at video games
>>569462076truly depressing relic
>>569465419meant for >>569464725lmao
>>569464971>Literally the perfect relic for a character that needs a lot of perfect relics.That's not scholar thoughUndertaker's build situation is better than wylder's
>>569466148The only non-guaranteed relic effects Wylder needs are Night Invaders and the bleed hook.
>>569466148I can't speak to Scholar, but she still needs a lot. She's a lot weaker without glass necklace, chain attacks relic line, incant buff relic line and character skill is reset on ult relic line. Then of course she needs defeating enemies to spam her ult to make sure more aggressive during the days and then since she has such low health you need some max HPs in there too if you want to not get 1 tapped most of the time. Basically you need relics like>Chain attacks with night invaders>Incant buff with post damage or defeating enemies>Phys 4 character skill reset on ult>Phys 4 defeating enemies>Phys 4 post damage healing >1-2 of those with max hp or Vig+3Swapping any of that out for extra HP lowers your damage by a decent amount.
>>569466560The incant buffs physical relic is not as potent as you might think. It taxes you an inventory slot in exchange for a 15% (phys only) boost, that you have to stop and cast to maintain, and you have to find a seal with a suitable incant. The alternative being just finding a +melee/+phys/+ApAtFullHp and filling the slot with that for a ~5% dmg loss and no need to cast and maintain the buff.
>>569467224incant buff is actually really good but only because golden vow is really good and it makes them actually use it like they should have been the whole time
rare ed goat stance break
>>569467479you have an arrow in your head
>>569467539kek
>>569467224It buffs your ult damage too right? I think it’s worth having in case you get golden vow or blood flame blade or electric armament which shows up in one of the shops. You get a lot of value from it and if you have a passive that’s more damage you can get rid of it but if you have shit passives for damage then you always have the 15%.
>>569467479real clean biggoat, cheers for the lltbt, makes the fight almost tolerable. Also that stars of ruin at the end too, only staff I saw all run was that rancorcall one and that sucks ass for libra
>>569467641lol yeah that staff got some cool passives for her, lucky
>>569467539
watching little house on the prairie rnhow can i make duchess katana godbuild
>>569467439That, blessings boon, and bestial vitality are all I ever look for.
any bros to help a lost soul in depth 4
My issue with the incant buff relic effect is that undertaker is terrible as a spellcaster if you are making generic beatdown build so all the dud seals with a spell feel double bad.
A maré da meia-noite
>>569464725>no HP>no negationit's not a real 3 liner
>>569468778post win log
zorfat said he thought a depth 5 winstreak would be too easy to get but he's lost a lot
>>569469902don't care, didn't ask
I don't care anymore, how do I edit my relics? I haven't got jack shit
>>569469902I could just play Guardian every game but it's fun to shitpick
is there a boss practice mod?
why isnt there an option to surrender/end the run early? this shit is so stupid
>>569467224>15%
>>569470702are you saying you haven't lost as guardian
>>569469224mas sao 3 da manhã
>>569470889During this D5 streak thing? I don't think so no, Shield Poke Guardian is an auto win vs everything except ED Libra, Caligo and Augur.But I'm not going to play Shield Poke Guardian for 100 games because that's boring
>>569470810yes
d5 is scary thank you bros
gg big chicken kickers, thanks for the blessed regalia drop
>>569471079do I want freereign or boss arena though?
cc please help us expel trash from this place
>>569471627honestly nutted when i saw that, wish i was playing mag duchess
i was kinda worried cuz i picked purple succ over wending
>>569472243Big poking little negation
>>569465085>gets cheated in the first place>muh principlesraped cattle take
>>569467539kys mushpest
>>569472243>>569472304man I played like shit that game my bad
>>569472418dont worry it happens
>>569470820use the storm control mod if you're doing quests so you can fast forward it
>>569471673boss arena is better since it lets you mess around with passives and lets you fight non-nightlord bosses
how do you guys create your builds? like if I'm aiming for rivers of blood, I should just stack phys attack up, right?
How does the matchmaking work in depths? are there multiple "buckets" per depth? Like if you get to the top of d3 is that different people than at the bottom or just all of d3 etc?
>>569473158Maybe
>>569470615don't act like you guys are better than me, I know some of you niggers edit your relics just tell me how or drop your disc
>>569473158>rivers of bloodDon't people just spam L2 on that? If so you want skill attack up.
hp so tiny without my vigor 3
>>569472304>>569467539>SomeoneHow are you matched with them if you blocked them?
>>569473296I mean for relics. I can do fire attack power up, but physical is more versatile.
you changed your profile picture, it's the first time I've ever cared about something like that
>>569473603get the balancer relics, newfag
>>569473892deep relics obviously
>>569473835Who did?
>>569473921if you're going double balancer then do phys4 or affinity2, just stack whichever ones have the better 2nd and 3rd lines. if you're dorm katanas then you could easily get the dragonscale or moonveil instead.
>>569473537who
gg horse, usual bullying
I like mountaintop
gg hotcold dog
>>569474634>>569474616geegee
cc please carry me
>>569433171That's unfortunate; you could barely tell that he was about to do the move. I'd keep my distance from him after every stagger until I see him finish the move from now on.
>>569474663gg, good hollows run and lucky double day 2 night boss
>>569474970you say this yet aren't in queue, curious
what does ed augie do
the nightlord list, are they supposed to be harder longer down the list or are they all about the same?and what does the game mean by the final nightlord?
gg gregsorry about that night 1, I realised after starting the match that I should have gone to bed like 2 hours ago and dropped the wendy
sent those freaks flying
gg mystery 3bugz
>>569476756>>569476759yaaw
>>569476423Normal dogs are at the top and probably the easiest because they are the starter boss. Other than that, not really in any order. Final nightlord is probably heolster, he unlocks after you kill 4(?) others.
>>569464906Trish webm
>simpo thinks his duo streak is legit
I like duo streaking
gg greg>phantom fists>less likelypain desu, had to throw them away
more of a duo skinny dipper myself
>>569477793gg you two
reskinning some cards for a deck theme that i was wanted to trydoes this fit?
>>569477793>>569477848thanks for the game, halo scythe always fun to see against dreg
I just reached depth 4 so I can't play with you guys yet, but I don't really have a build for relics. Is there a place that has what's good for who with characters? Like ironeye, do I just stack phys+ and his character specific skills?
>>569478073it really depends on the character, for ironeye you want 2x mark at the very least
>>569478073just play on the pw newfigwho do you play?
>>569478073d4 is good enough to play with us
>>569478073You can play with /erg/ even at depth 1, just not recommended because you will have shit for relics.>What relics are goodInvader and character important relic on left side.Physical +4 stacking on deep.
>>569478073there's a small guide in the OP but for most characters it it just some damage (phys/aff/mag) with character skills for deep relics while base relics are night invaders with either character skills or early game tools
>>569478073who said you can't play with us, D4 is good enoughfor ironeye you want night invaders, +1 skill use, poison on skill and vigor/str respec, rest is optional but look for ult gauge on defeating enemies, extra vigor/negation and extra attack
>>569478073you'll get matched with higher depths and if i'm not mistaken more points per win during those games t. eternally d4
>>569477316Duo streaks aren’t real you freak. No one cares
>everyone replying to troonpo pretending to be a new playersWorks every time.
>>569478073the scaling jump from 3 to 4 is pretty big so maybe play a couple games in 4 to get yourself familiar before going to 5 with us because everything will one-shot you, even the starter camp mobsqueuing the pass is easy, just follow people until you learn by osmosis what to do
I care
>>569478485desu pw streaks are not real when more than half of them have practice in it
>>569478545Your dogshit broski
>>569478592that's a reach alrightpractice has technically talked more with trish than any of the other queuers, pretending that's the same as you being in voice with trish and dedicating your gameplans to sucking each other off is low even for you
i know...
>>569464725can't have nice things. this is how it's supposed to be. cetards wouldn't understand ofc
>>569478592You’re just coping to validate your waste of time that you’ve spammed about 6 times in the past two threads. It also doesn’t help that you’re a jobless like trash and can do 100 games in less than a week
>queue dodging duofag ironeye gets 100 streak after months of failed attemptswe should throw a party for this monumental achievement
waiting for trish and tinpo to become scholar/guardian mains to prove everyone wrong
>>569479174Still duoing. No one would care. Would prefer they just leave the password
Why does tinpo pretend to be terr. Pretty creepy
>>569479389Come now
terrific terr
tinpo does she sound like a pretty princess?
>>569479389What post?
gg red birds, what happened with the dragon invasion? I went up there and killed it after you left and it didnt seem like anything was wrong.
>>569479978Dragon didn't appear on my end, probably because you are blue..
>>569479978sometimes desync happen and a player can't see caligo
>>569480056>cursed sens lobbydeserved
>>569479249If only people blocked them but no there are masochists who had to be wholesome chunguses and now we're here.
gg boys, if that was everdark we'd have been fucked though
>>569480056why is your screenshot so blurry?
>>569480056please post more
gg libra. Sorry for making you bait. My best weapon had the less likely. Didn't want to put it down.>>569480460Perhaps. I was feeling oddly confident that game though.
>>569480460>wyldsissy still has his virgin sense
>>569479695it means dick in japanese (spelled the way a japanese person would type it not chinpo like a filthy gaijin)
Does Practice screenshot every win? Why hasn't he posted any with me...
>>569478384thanks, I'll get those relics then. and I'll play with you guys once I actually have relics since my setup now doesnt even have the night invader one right now
dex dex dex
Now we wait for the legendary piqf gg post
I've been trying on and off for a few months to get a solo clear on the first cerberus dog thing. I've never gotten a solo clear before, and I'm trying on Recluse.Is it worth it to keep trying to play this game solo, or just cave in and friend-slop it?At the moment, it feels like I never have enough time to grind out levels to do any decent damage on anything. Plus, I always end up getting Elemer, who I'm terrible at fighting even without the Recluse's whimpy half-dodge.
i think i have finally burnt out on nightreign
>>569482250Playing solo is different than group. Better to kill some mobs early on than rushing poi to poi and ignoring mobs completely and praying you get good gear from chests. Hitting mine can be important too to get that +2
imma troon out
>>569482363Is there a sort of strategy for how you grind out runes? Just pick a point to go to, and take out any trash mob in the way?
>tarnished edition is $30 to have 2 less Arcane in your starting class for pvpjee is gonna explode
>>5694822503dogs have a limited set of night bosses so you're going to get either BBH or the Demi-human duo. Recluse is probably one of the absolute worst solo characters in the game, she largely relies on finding carian slicer early and playing like any other melee. Play ironeye if you want to be ranged and have a kit that actually works without other players.
>>569482992that tracks. I've just been having a bad time so far.I usually like to play spellcasters in any RPG I play, but Recluse just feels terrible. Unfortunate too that she's the only one with a good Mana economy, so it's not like I can take a character with a normal dodge, and more than three health points and just pick up a staff.Also, maybe this is a mindset thing, but I'm not a fan of how everything revolves around the hidden timer. Souls combat was always meant to be about patience and consistency, but taking a fight slow is a terrible idea in this game.
gg, you melted that bug
I am having a minor meltdownI wish I could have confidence in myself but no matter how well I play I always feel like a fraud in the end
git gud casul
>tfw mobilitylet
>>569480469favela poorfag pc
>>569484072You are a fraud sludge
>>569484421>3 newjeets in one lobby
>>569479978This happens sometimes>>569484494Not me retard
ggs harmonia
>>569476941yas
>>569486180ggs, that was a fucking five star tricephalos invasion coordination
the goat spamming madness spells is impossibleand what's up with the gypsy version of him offering you a deal?
>>569486180>>569486230ggs thanks for sloppin by
>>569469902with randos you have to clutch way more, you never know when somebody's gonna 4 bar, erg is super consistent
>>569464906Trish is so cool
>>569470994>I could I just don't want to bro okay? keeeek. crazy actual cope
>>569470994>Shield Poke Guardian is an auto win vs everythingand other things delulu birdjeets say
>>569479249Even tho we literally played together like 30 times out of 100 games lol. We tallied iti wouldn't say that's duoing... we've been playing in a party way less. Last time I'm gonna say this btw, I know you repeat that just to spite us like a broken record.>>569486495NO
>>569486589>Shield Poke Guardian, Beast Claw and Halo slop are auto win so I won't use them>plays Pot Scholar, Ironeye and has balancers on every single buildEven **ish got xheir streak using ethical characters like Recluse and Undertaker, though it is cancelled out by being a duoqueer
>>569486495true
>duoshitter cope Your streak is invalid kys
>>569482676I'm trooning the FUCK out if only I had a starting with lighting spear
>>569486778>w-we barely duoed>every other game is tinpo>both played 100 games in like a week like smelly neets>literally duoing in your webmdogshit trash and simpo. get a real streak
>>569486495Shut your faggot mouth up simpojeet this is why no one likes you
the duo counts becuase hes duoing with a Z tier and is making runs harder
>>569486924jealous?
i am smelly
>>569486981why would I be jealous of two fat smelly neets? when you can do 100 games in a week it only makes you look like a bigger shitter
It's just so funny how trishtroon can never come up with a good counter argument and resorts to using kindergarten insults what an immature loser
>>569477357>>569478485>>569478750>>569487107>>569487179LOL SOOOO MAD, THE TEARS SUSTAIN ME
>trash can barely piece together a 30 streak solo>I didn’t duo my 100 streak, it was only 30 gamesFiled under fraudulent fake streaks that no one cares about
>>569486874put up or shut up chud
>we only duod 30 times>n-nyo you duo'd everytime you troon!>we did it in like a month>n-nyo you played 100 games in a weekI can clearly see how u just wanna argue kek
I want to announce to the thread I have reached a 1000 game winstreakYes, I lost only like 300 times but it still counts because it just does ok
>>569487528grats, proud of u
>>569487441the real heroes are the ergie porgies that carry me when I throw you did your country a great service>>569487528Everyone's who's streaked has had some kind of DC at some point, the proof is in the pudding as they say, or in this case the codex that keeps counting
Please let trashpo think they’re great players and not fat smelly neets that are below average players that brute forced a fun little challenge for some form of validation.
>>569479587said no one ever>>569479814>no responsetelling>>569483265>but I'm not a fan of how everything revolves around the hidden timerit’s by far the biggest shortcoming yes but you do get used to it
>another latinx meltytruly the most emotionally stunted group of people
>>569487616Wow you really told me bro I'm so sad rn>>569487689>it' a melty because I said soMore like anon melty look they're starting earlyyyy
smelly trish unf
So salty lol
I hope they give us at least a bit of nightreign content in elden ring proper with tarnished edition, even just the more interesting legendary weapon effects and the nightfarers weapons would be nice. I really want undertakers mace. Seems like all the elden ring modders just gave up on porting any nightreign content after a short while.
Summa gameu fest tonight. ED heolstor will be announced
569482956Name dropped his boyfriend again award
>>569478750>practice has technically talked more with trish than any of the other queuersKEKInsane statementsWe're not in a VC also praccuck has never posted logs
>>569487581why did you reply to yourself
>>569487689say what you want about argentinxasteak cooked on a rock with chimichurri while trekking is unfiltered sovl
we did it guys we beat the derglord
>>569489012I've gone to argentina the food is fire goddamndem empanadas and bife of chorizo with french fries...
gg mystery gregsorry about the balancer poison swamp incident, game started skipping like crazy despite being the blue playerhuge blow to my day 1 I lost around 120k runes at lvl 4
>>569489030gg, the name streak terrorist had me nervous though
curse this erglord,,,
>>569489106two wylsissies with their anal virginity erased, hate to see it
ggs gladius, thank fuck it wad normie dog i had 0 negations
where is sludge
Looks like a lot of people are upset because Trishtina the NEET S tier managed to get 100 wins in a row and 0 losses, thus destroying the narrative that she's a bad player.
>>569489094Kill yourself.
>>569487771
>>569489106>no sixth seventhslol da diddy blud ahh drehlorh dih der bih ahh muhpodooda bix noods
>>569489663>she
>>569489747>>569489330
>>569489663that's crazy
Chances we get a Fromsoft announcement at SGF?
>569489663Don't talk about yourself in the third person raped maggot
>>569489663Actually team trish won and the people who have me blocked losted
>>569489663...said no one ever
>>569489592ggs sorry I yoinked the only other negation practice dropped and idk what he was doing in the rain at the end of night 2 I guess he was trying to farm me stacks for grafted?
>>569489887Meant for >>569489663
Guys they should add the bed of chaos to nightreign as a goodbye gift????
>>569489663this! this! so much this!!!ergies are just coping since they aren't willing to buckle down, put in the work, and suck tinpo chinpo for their own streaks
>>569490142
>>569489650Hello
>>569489923Congratulations on your S tier status trishtina! I knew you could do it!
>>569490084is ok first come first served
>>569490268Thanks awaiting for the ceremony where Saksham will give me a medal
>>569490253dont post selfies
man, why is this delusional creature still around here? a normal adult male would have grown out of this already
>>569489795>>569489747>>569489330strange posts
the mighty terr
Troontinx should seriously kill himself, huh.
Last game put me in a bad mood. Just constantly dying to the most random shit ever.
those who bless trishtina shall be themselves blessed
>>569490762out of what? lol
>>569491005struck a nerve huh
trish is getting uppity again?
>>569491058Out of a coccoon and become a moth?>>569491125NO PLEASE SIR
>>569491125>>569490906>>569490762>>569489675>>569487616Truthful posts that struck a nerve in the meximutt thread shitter nicely done
>>569491125do nothing....
>>569489840I’d be very surprised if they didn’t take this opportunity to show more of Duskbloods (too much shame perhaps?) but besides that not much. >>569488393Probably not happening.>>569488210Definitely not happening.
>>569489840>>569491525They showed ER gameplay at 2021 SGF. So there's a very high chance they'll show something, likely duskbloods.
imagine if trish/tinpo got a higher streak than Devil
>>569491721Ugly nonsensical western shart
>>569491703Devil has already done new save streak on randoms till 9999
>>569491703Who cares? Once you reach 100 who really cares how high you go by tryharding
>>569491703wouldn't change anything his most redeeming feature is his BWC
So why is godwyn a mermaid? did he try to transform into a dragon? that's a common motif in these games
>>569491703Devil is still a far better player than either so it wouldn’t matter desu. I’ve seen Tinpo 3 bar multiple times to NLs and trish really isn’t anything special. Just an average player who duoed to a number
>>569492120>>569491905Don't you guys have anything going on in your lives other than pondering anonymous players?
Who are the best 3 players on the password?
>>569492207>tinpo tries to claim that him and trish are better>nooooo don’t tell them they’re shit
>>569491978>>569491905>>569492120 >pakistani immigrant vtumor simp troon chaser cheater thread shitter who sits back with a greatshield or spams hookshot>"good"Yeah no
>>569492312Nobody said that...
>>569492001excellent question reina mioit's because miyazaki is a hack
>>569492280Practice high Test, DevilG*d, ss
>>569492280PracticeCC(You)
>>569491978you wish you had a BWC devilsaar unfortunately for you however you are highly melaninated
>>569492409Finally some truth!!!
how would you react if you heard the news that trish (and maybe tinpo) had died?
>>569492409Oh yeah I saw he based it on one of those things, it's kinda funny people want Godwynn to be an important antagonist and the lore is that he's literally MEGA DEAD not just dead
>>569492379you can tell it’s tinpo because he pretends to be terr by writing in lowercase like this
>>569492502The same way I would react if I was given a small discount on a meal I wasn't expecting to have discounted
I was in a game
>>569492547Please stop pretending you know which poster is which I don't think it's good for your psyche schizo kun
Wish I didn’t delete all my screenshots. Had a couple of 2/3 bars of tinpo vs adel in there.
same boss, same seed? gg
>>569492710who cares loser lol
>>569492630kek
gg this time the greg fight was super annoying, got puddle'd at every fucking opportunity
>>569492710I 3 barred a couple days ago to niall what are you trying to prove
>>569492650Please kys trish
pretty sad you guys spend so much time trolling me and Idgaf I'm making toast rn
>>569492753stop being cocky because you duoed 100 games in 7 days then>>569492837no one cares, block simpo so we can get trash and him out of the thread
>>569493038nah beloon is side with them, same kind of animal after all
Who are zigger and yoe Biden? I’ve seen them in screenshots but not played with them. Presume they’re returning players who have me blocked
>>569493038no I blocked practice and sens instead you rike?
I wish they’d remove iron eyes mark from the game. It’s such a shitter enabler
>>569493038you made me go look and it's almost 2 weeks, 11 days, "1 week" is such a stretch lmaooooAlso i've literally NEVER said I'm good sorry a number on my visual codex makes you upset
Can’t we just be nice to each other?
ah yes, blaming others instead of himself, typical beloon
>Who are zigger and yoe Biden? I’ve seen them in screenshots but not played with them. Presume they’re returning players who have me blocked
>10+ games a day for 11 days straight is normal in a fat smelly neets head
time to block belan too i guess, didn’t expected him to be like this
>>569493596don't pull a hammy moving that goalpost
Sooo salty yikes>>569493038Yes block me and enjoy your 50 games in a row with practice, although it sounds like you dtpg
can i get a namedrop too
>>569493716zane...
>>569493534Posting a reddit meme is meant to make me know you?
>>569478191This is a lie, you will end up F tier ranked and be embarrassed.
>>569493757hi
>>569493608>didn't expectedkek nice try
>>569493823their is no F-tierthe tier list has devolved into Z-tier (you've lost a game in recorded history) and S-tier (you haven't)
Anti trish anons are so lame and raped and jealous and rent free...
>>569493757not me
>>569491721other anon is right this looks like shit
Remember when the thread would do anything in its power to shit on namefags? Tier list was a mistake
funny how beloon literally said he'd risk a game just to have fun himself, he doesn't care if his teammates lose because of him, truly a selfish piece of shit
>>569494298This retarded dynamic is just fault of the fact that 4chan has always been full of schizos and in-game names. Nothing you can do. They'll latch onto your name like parasites.
>>569493184zigger is clumsy
what's in a name
>>569494357is it true? source?
>>569494357shut up and stop hoarding passives sens, I pity everyone that has to play with you
>>569494426unironically it's a vg/general thing, like a cancer that develops with ageI'll see the same names and people in games I go to /v/ for lobbies for all the time and there is none of this
ggs libra lol
Zero negation ED libra is fucking cancer
>sens vs belanbattle of the z tiers
>>569494298people will be in denial but you're right actually, the state of this general can be blamed on tierlists and a certain obese troon ERPer>>569494426>forgetting the fact anons used to censor names during release
>it's all my boogeymans fault definitively not me who doesn't contribute anything ever
Now that I think about it, this all started when belan griefed a game and made practice and sludge lose. Then practice did the same thing to trash and simpo. So basically, everything that's happening now is because of that shitter.
>>569495131What have you contributed with this post?
>>569495185Nah, he would have nothing to do with itIt would be practice's fault for not having any impulse control because brown
>>569494894it all went downhill during the crucible/hippo for me i played like crap but balancers balanced it out i guess
>>569495185I didn't grief that game, just underperformed with an experimental buildboth practice and sludge got to the night 1 circle at a decent level and still wiped but of course they blame it all on me
>>569495475typical. One time we lost and they kept giving me shit for like 3 days lol buncha kids on the pw
All the shit flinging is people false flagging who don’t play on the pass right? I’ve seen the same names over and over so it’s not like anyone seems to be blocking anyone
>>569495586oh sweet summer child...
>>569495586Bit of both, some people on the pw love talking shit like viteazu and cc
sorry if i was lagging
gg horse what a laggy game, very odd things were going on in that game>>569496190if anything its me because I was blue
it was laggy but not terribly so
>>569495185oh yeah, I remember that practice should have permanently blocked him that day, and he should've blocked trish too when trish kept begging him to unblock himwe wouldn't have to see trish, tinpo and belan having ptsd everytime practice name is mentioned if he had done it
>>569492001>>569492525There are a number of legends that think of sea serpents as being either the same as, or cousins to dragons.In a Dark Souls context, "The Deep", is associate with the abyss, humanity, and death. Or rather, an unnatural un-death. The abyss is associated with nautical themes. The deepest parts of the water. Godwyn's combines it all. His follows live in death, which is unnatural. And an affinity to this unnatural death turned him into a sea serpent/ merman.George RR Martin also uses similar symbolism. In A song of Ice and Fire, you have the legends of the Iron Isles. A seafaring folk came up with all these myths and gods that are in regards to water and storm. But when you dig a little deeper, you realize they have a lot in common with other legends in the story. First of all, they practice rebirth through drowning. In modern times, they baptize their people by dunking their heads for a while. But the people who take the ritual seriously literally allow their lungs to be filled with sea water until they're incapacitated, and then the priest revives them with a ritual that's basically just magical CPR.Although this is a ritual for people of water, it's surprisingly similar to people who worship fire. When a person dies, they are kissed by a priest of the fire god, which brings them back as an undead zombie warrior. Somehow, these magics are connected.Well, then you have the old gods. They utilize warg magic, meaning they can take over the consciousness of animals, and make the beasts do what they want. They're also called "skinchangers". Thing is: a powerful enough skinchanger can take over a human's mind. It's not easy, but it's possible. Again, this can be used to cheat death. We get a chapter in the book that shows us a warg attempting to steal the body of a woman to escape his own death. But in the struggle, she seizes up and dies, and then his soul is pushed out into the ether, losing his sense of self.
I'mmmmm gonna wargggg
I was queued now I’m unqueued. I hope you’re proud of yourselves.>>569495475Iirc you 2 barred pretty fast, used your ult then died again and pinged the mines so much I had to go with you and lost 2 of my flasks on the way back to the ring. I don’t really care anymore how ever though be it
>>569496347Hmm interesting thank you
I miss vancian magic
>>569496738>i don't really care anymore>but first let me clarify why i think it's your faultlol sludge is so lame and rude let's all just block her guys
>>569495475they both suck to play with, one is giga laggard and other is toxic shitter with egomade you a service really
I miss terr
>>569496871You don’t play with us
>>569496738and the shitter learns absolutely nothing even after that
>play the game normally >don't play like an S tier but try my best>sometimes contest pings but yield if others insist>sometimes share loot, sometimes keep it for myself>take other people's opinions in stride>enjoy a life with no dramait's that simple
>>569496871Belan started it!
>>569496326true, blocking me after that would've made sense at leastI played like shit and we lost, you block me until you cool off, then give me another chance to redeem myself after some time, all good and normalblocking me after a roflstomp of a run just because I decided to split for a minute makes no sense and denotes you think you own this place and everyone should follow your every step, fuck off with your elitism>>569496738yeah now that I think about it it was just another episode of "follow me or else" because I wanted to go through the south east mines instead of the surface to reach the PoI we wanted bottom rightI still have no excuse to die twice to a mine troll lolactually we wiped because you two insisted on ressing hopeless me instead of just dealing with a demon prince each jk
>>569497062Nah you're actually a little shit that hides behind avatarfagging but you have a melty as soon as things don't go your way
I've always defended belan as being a lower B tier instead of C tier but seeing him be so petty in the thread is making me disappointed in him
what's my tier guys
i’m pretty sure prajeet stopped lagging a long time ago, and now your simp is the one lagging and also queue dodging.talking about a “toxic player with ego”… doesn’t that sound more like you?
>>569497321b for brown
>>569497112I don’t really what happened except the 3 bar and the mines. I think you were running some incant build that had no dormant seals or something>>569497154How am I “hiding” if I avatarfag?
>>569496347>>569492001>>569492525>>569496750Also, as we saw in the show, warging abilities allows a person to inhabit dead bodies.So we have these three seemingly different cultures, that all independently came up with this ritual that involves escaping death in an unnatural way. But what about the depths?Well this character Patchface is an interesting one. Because he's not part of any of those cultures, yet, he was drowned after a shipwreck, and then was found days later alive. Though greatly mentally impaired. He used to be a highly intelligent jester, capable of reciting many stories and signing many songs, and had a quick wit. But after the accident, he's become some barely coherent weirdo, who talks about what happens at the bottom of the seas. He's always talking in weird riddles that nobody understands. But a constant theme in his prattle, is what happens deep under the sea. And if you really look into what he's saying, it's prophetic. The guy knows stuff, he just can't communicate it properly, and he's too whimsical to take any of it seriously himself.But the point is that once again, magic is associated with exploring the waters. And how deep you have to go, in order to see wonders. The trees are similar. They're referred to as "weirwood". Well a "weir" is a low dam. It's a way of stemming the flow of waters. So a weirwood suggests that the trees are controlling the flow of waters in some way. The waters being magic.There is more, but I can't pull it all from memory at the moment. Still, the idea is that water is associated with magic as much as fire is. And that in the depths, somehow people find a way to escape depth.
>>569497357 meant for >>569496878
>>569497321d for dramafag
>>569496326>when trish kept begging him to unblock him?No??? he would randomly block me and then unblock me by himself because he's a weirdo what elseand it's not PTSD it's common sense to think ill of some retarded griefer lol
Isn't duo queueing a type of griefing? You make decisions in your group of 2 to benefit just yourselves while you leave the 3rd player out of the loop to fend for themselves
>>569496347Do he not warg in wolf after failing to take the girl. Been a while since I’ve read DoD
>>569497687Nobody does that on the PW tho we all play standard
>>569497687i gave lltb to a caster in two libra runs recently
>>569495475>I didn't grief that game, just underperformed with an experimental buildI have no idea what game you are talking about but this is the biggest cope I've seen all year
>>569497549noseful queen>>569497963noseless weirdo
>>569497457Does this confirm everdark godwynn could come back retarded?
>>569497963He did. But not before his consciousness hopped around a bunch. And he will lose his own will while in the dog.
>>569497220motherfucker don’t care if his teammates are gonna lose because of him, and he refuses to learn from his mistakes, just erase him from your future games and move on
>>569498287>>569497220The people who actually play the game we don't have any beef with him so you're just preaching to the choir with your tread schizophrenia ngl
>>569498215No. It only explains a strange connection between un-death and sea themes. Godwyn is likely dead for good, because his spirit died.
>>569494696>>569494426This is true generals in general tend to be a magnet for this kind of thing>>569495193Got his ass there
>>569497687I don't like duos solely because two people can be 2/3... for 20 minutes then one person gets a game with the duofags and the other is stuck in queue jail
>>569497687I can't speak for any other duos because if they were duoing I didn't notice, but any time I've seen trish and tinpo be blue and green they've worked hard to gear me up even if it meant they were lacking in some. I can confirm >>569498016 gave me the only LLTBT in an ed Libra game. He even went into the rain and dropped one of his own negations to bring it back to me since I had nighttide damage.
>>569498597That's a good point but to be fair you're not entitled to runs
>>569498138Both are good though
>>569486835Yes I played such strong picks last night like support scholar, cocktail recluse and curved greatsword Undertaker. Fraudban confirmed
>>569497687Thats not true though, I've played with trish and tinpo duo plenty of times and they dropped me stuff, I've dropped them stuff and we play as normal. They might go and give each other full homo gay blowies afterwards but as long as they're not doing it right in front of me its not my problem.
Anon he's just saying that to threadshit... he doesn't even play this game
>>569498687>you're not entitled to runsthat's the point of the pass
>>569498258If the benjen is mormonts crow theory ends up then does it not point towards warged animals retaining a slight sense of self beyond death?
>>569497457Such a shame nothing will evercome of Patchface’s shit because George is a cuck
cc where are you, we need you to cleanse our souls and free us from the trash, simpo, and beloon’s vile, toxic intent
Let's all just agree that avatarfags are always the worst kind of poster
>>569496930luckily he (you) is still here regularly wiping his (your) poop on the walls
>>569499465>continued hours long schizo meltdown pretty sad
>>569499081Perhaps that could be the case. But it requires confirming a pretty out-there theory. Even if Benjen had the dormant powers to warg, we don't know if he ever awakened those powers. And even if those powers were awakened, we don't know if he was powerful enough to inhabit another creature after death. Varamyr Sixskins is known as the most powerful living warg, and even he was scared of inhabiting a beast for the very reason that he would lose himself. It's known among wargs that it's the fate of everyone to lose their own will if they inhabit another creature for too long.
new thread>>569499613>>569499613>>569499613
benjen is coldhandshe doesn't have two schizo reveals
>>569470994You forgot ED Gladius, Artorius, Mohg, maybe Dancing Lion basically actual streak breakers. Feel free to shieldpoke EDogs at D5 and prove me wrong, though.
>>569499741GRRM confirmed to his editor that Coldhands is not Benjen. She asked him explicitly in a note, and he responded with his own note that no Benjen is not Coldhands.
>>569499965>>569499965>>569499965
>>569500030mental illness
>>569499626I sorta assumed the wolf dreams that the stark kids have indicates they have some form of inbuilt warging. True about losing themselves though, I think the mud kid mentions it to bran in one of the the books>>569499741No>>569499474Unkind post
>>569500030Retard
>>569500116the other thread has all posts from two mentally ill posters samefagging
>>569499274Patchface serves his purpose already. Which is to drop subtle clues about the deeper lore of the world. His ramblings add to the pile of evidence that creates the foundation for our understanding.
>>569500178I will sodomize you
>>569499274Maybe euron and patchface will become friends and have adventures
>>569500178>>569500652I look like thisAlso didn’t know you were into asoiaf
>>569500178>I sorta assumed the wolf dreams that the stark kids have indicates they have some form of inbuilt wargingNotice how despite the wolf dreams, none of the stark kids talk about warging, except for Bran. To them, it's just some strange dreams they're having. They're no consciously warging. And also, it required a special connection to an animal to awaken those powers. Direwolves appear to be especially close to Starks, seeing as how they have a long tradition of carving direwolf companions with them in their catacombs. So that animal in particular is probably why the current generation of stark kids unlocked their powers. While Direwolves have not been seen south of the wall in a long time. In the generations just before this one, they probably forgot all about warging.
>>569500030Too late tranny
gg red birds that fight is awful without negation at full
>>569499934>>569500178cringe and hacky
>>569502498true doe
