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didn't ask
this thread will be better
kawakummy would probably rape if you upset her
How much stamina is enough for TT long? I made a pretty decent Bright but she only has 869 stam 608 guts 1045 wit and Maestro.
what the fuck I just got this I'm not even running the sirius card???? med s front s already just need gw and dd
>>569405147>2048x2048I fucked up my script again
Mambo!
>>569405073chevachiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>569403828Seiun Sloppa…
>>569405204wait it doesn't do anything LMAO
this thread will be bouncier
soon
wahey
>>569405452I mean, it's not going to make the support appear in your trainings, but you probably get the immunities for 3 (or however many) turns.
>>569405510Did Kitasan really want to fuck Sweep irl
>>569405650it's just his job
Will we ever reach a point where the timelines converge and global and JP get the same events at the same time
>>569399405>you'll just borrow her in 5I'm so fucking glad that the gaslights of his I fell for were relatively harmless (stamina requirements and not buying 3* star pieces in the daily shop). Holy fuck I'd be pissed at myself if I'd listened to him and not saved for the Kitasan rerun. Glad I had you fuckers, honestly. thanks /uma/, my deck is still pretty weak because no Finemo, but it would be total shit without Kitasan.
>>569405204>>569405452sorry for the spam I'm just so fucking confused THEY'RE THERE>>569405593trve...don't remember if they show up in the end for a little bonus too
>>569405460KawaTummy Princess...
>>569405369McQueen would not do this (with me)
I started posting Kita yesterday after falling for the propaganda and now I'm getting a lot of japanese oshi accounts loving the recent kitaposting, especially the S3 screenshots
>>569405650Kitasan just like me frfr
>Nishino gives charming >Get practice perfect from FineMo>Get Fast learner>all three before debutThis will be a cursed run, won't it? I don't have this much luck.
>>569405650can you blame her?
>>569405650you wouldn't?
>>569405650sweepy was the first notable mare Kita mated with because no one thought his pedigree was good despite winning a lot, so he got no pussy
>>569405841>Get practice perfect from FineMobricked right there
>>569405810Kris S is so talented.
>>569405841vodka will drain your clocks and take your lunch money by NHK mile cup
GANBATTE MR SPERMS
>>569404992Filly buttsETA: TODAY
>>569405546
Bad news, Torena-san. You played Mahjong with the wrong group, and now you owe a lot of money. Fortunately, the Boss loves Umas and is willing to forgive the debt if you help a random Uma win a random G1 race. The Boss is holding out his hat, so pick an Uma at random, pick a race at random, and pray you can wipe away the debt!Umas:El Condor PasaDaitaku HeliosHishi AmazonNice NatureRaces:Hopeful StakesJapan Dirt DerbyMile ChampionshipArima Kinen
>>569405962And now he drowns in it…Must have had a vision board.
>>569406093
>Club died during MANT>Leave a few days ago>Game acting like I'm still in a club>Uma.moe still listing me as in club but saying I left it on the club page>Can't search for clubsI just want to throw shoes at other nerds for points. The fuck is with this buggy ass game?
Doing endless Seiun Sky parent runs has become a lot less shitty after switching her to Pace for the junior Niigata Stakes. I've won that race 7 careers in a row now, instead of 30% of the time. Holy fuck thank you anon who told me about this. I really really shouldn't burn any clocks on junior races anyway, but this was a welcome godsend.
>>569405147gaslight doc had a list with the most frequent long tracks used and their distance I think
>>569405131She wouldn't because princesses don't rape.
>>569406237Natie is an easy pick for the Arima Kinen
Sweepy fans are gonna go through a rude awakening when they see her permanen late start debuff and constantly "I don't feel like training" events, which most likely not happen because they're story events and MANT disables them
>>569404992B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll open the strait of Hormuz.
>>569406198ardan trying to fit in...
>>569406335Even late is pretty consistent, and avoids duels with Seeking the Duel. Can likewise be used against Dober rival.
>>569406292if you're willing to do 30M/month, you can join UMADash. Drop your ID if you're interested.
>>569406383>he didn't watch the Princess Fighter Max Heart episode where the Princess Fighter White pinned down and raped her legendary trainer as a gag in the valentine's episode
>>569406467
>>569406572board games means bed
>>569406554No bully, Palmer is an ojou too.She's doing her best.
>>569406660idgi
what killed global
>>569406707english zoomer tranny SPEAK ENGLISH YO UTURD DIE
>>569406292You gotta wait 2 days after leaving before you can join a new club.
>>569406748mant
BIG HORSE
>>569404992SOON
>>569406748Me
>>569406748I did
>>569405650Sweep is the reason why Kitasan ended up being a stud basically.
>>569406237I already saw the options but I dont remember so 3-4>Mare sex!!!!
>>569406897>july 6 2027Man...
Choose.
>>569406748
>>569407229Wei!
>>569406353Thank you>https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/edit?tab=t.txt5b1emct3x>10% chance of Stayers Stakes>44.7% of 3km and overfug
>>569405707assuming no EOS? eventually it has to happen, we can't be going faster than JP forever. but you're talking about something that is probably like 8 years off because they'll slow our acceleration before hitting that wall.
>>569407229I don't love any of these.I'm fence sitting
>>569407229the 2 reds
>>569406817
>>569407229
>>569407229wu kingdom through and through
>>569407531Was this art made here?
>>569406198Ardan getting corrupted...
>>569406412>permanen late start debuffShe likes this because her ult requires never being in the front half of the pack at all during the race.>constantly "I don't feel like training" eventsNot constant, same as Golshi aka maybe you get a few a career but sometimes none.>which most likely not happen because they're story events and MANT disables themYou're aware players can get around her career debuffs, but think the player is going to suffer anyway? Soon enough all the current uma will be useless because of powercreep anyway.
>>569406335thank witgodhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/gDGkiXJ7xS0
>>569407969Nobody cares
>>569407734I'm pretty sure I saved it from /vm/, but I've no clue on the actual origins.
>>569408095You cared enough to reply, looks like I win.
>>569408151Well I'm sharing it on reddit so get fucked.
>>569408291You get banned if you share on reddit without crediting the original artist
NTR owes me sex after class for not finishing her chain.
Pack it up, V is hereComfy hours are over
>>569408580time to post lewd instead
>>569408708Post more and this thread might get saved
>>569408708retard
>>569408752
I did 2 TB parent runs in one hour
>>569405962>>569407169Why? From what I can tell their kid didnt win any races. Was Piedra de Luna like Nature, and just came in 2nd/3rd a lot?
Daiwa Scarlet... LOVE!!!
>>569408767post lewd retards?
>>569408895>troona
>>569408783https://youtu.be/DcphpBvdt28?t=242
>>569408895it's not just about winning, the foals showed potential and that's enough to pump out more for a sire to see if there are any jackpots.
Just had the sudden urge to reinstall Dota 2.I think I might be coming down with something
What are we gayming tonight boys?>>569409154If it's for the hyper dead arcade custom game scene, based. Otherwise, CRINGE!
finish every chain except the important ones awardso unplayable without rikofunny spark at least
>>569407229Mejiro family is basically Jin though
>>569409274buhi F mile
>>569409119
>>569409257Baldur’s gate 3 or Eramegaten
>>569409257It was for cringe reasons.Just goint to do some Slay the Spire 2 runs until the Fuji Kiseki event drops and then do a MANT run or two before going to bed
>>569409257DS Emulation on my phone. maybe some Layton.
Kissies?
>>569409370
>>569407229blue, green, and left half of red.
Woah. I just watched Cinderella Gray and Obey Your Master is an extremely cool character. Move over Agnes Tachyon
>>569409346what did he mean by this
>>569409653unlike reddit agnes, oym is an actual character, plus she is sexy and not just "HAHA WACKY SCHIZO LOL"
>Club usually hangs around 700-800>We've been stuck at 300 the past few daysIs this because of the bot purge?
>>569397464>>I have MLB NTR, so I feel like I don't really need a speed card right now.
Gold City feet in my mouth
thanks to the anons who taught me how to filter properly yesterday, the extremely annoying faggot who screeches "vee" this and "umama" that is hidden forever, I will not see his posts anymore. I am truly thankful, bless you anons
>>569410096She is drinking juice
>>569409859Nah Agnes is A cool and not and B not a schizo at all. She basically pumps "wanting it" to higher levels than anyone else.I love the look in her eyes. Really makes you think "indomitable (horse-)human spirit.Shame about that glass leg.
i like boobs
only TRACEN'S STRONGEST TRAINERS will train sweepy for CMs
who asked
>>569410068sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>reddit tachyon
>>569410042
>>569410068Having binged the entirety of the CB manga, I have been properly propagandized
I am obsessed with the way Matikanefukukitaru says "dozo" in the anime. I fucking love this VA
>>569409870bot purge helped for sure, ours went from 450ish to 280.
>>569410320Are you referring to One Thousand Nights?I'm slowly savoring it, I don't want it to be over
>>569410414
>>569408895because his father Black Tide only won a G2 and her mother had no race history, even Kita himself was sold for cheap (around 3M yen) in comparison to Dia for example (around 300m yen). you can't even argue with "b-but she's Kitasan's granddaughter" since sprinters have less rights than dirters
>>569409870Pregnant sex with human-birth-capable-womb-upgraded Jennifer Wakeman
>>569410414Who the fuck is this?
>>569404992Hat too small
>>569410507retiree
in so much pain rnmight actually have to break out the enema againim buying fiber supps tomorrow asapdont be like me bwos
>>569410507Sneed
If Helios was in New Vegas, would she greet the Courier with AveWEI!!! TRUE TO CEASAR
>>569410491(me)sorry I meant to say Bakushin's granddaughter
>didn't parfaitfugggg so close to 1M
>>569410653not you goddamn faggots again
>>569410653AWei! True to Cesario!
we say avwahey now unc
>write some fun fact about sweepy>fuck off for like half an hour >see reply >it's the NTR faggot I want to hang myself
>>569410958shut up
>>569410958is this kitasan being caught masturbating
>>569410728What? Do new vegas puns make you wish for a nuclear winter?
>>569411045CHEVACHIIIIIIIIIIII PAIZURI
ITS OVER...
>>569410958He really does kill a lot of good posters here unfortunately.
CM time soon, bring your umas to a friendly warm up 18 gates race to let the bad luck go away.458766194587661945876619Bring 1-3 umas. CM14 rules.
>>569409653Someone had to actually name their IRL horse "Obey Your Master" for this character to exist and that is in extremely poor taste. Thats a cool horsegirl name but holy shit is that a cringe name for a pet.
>shitass snoozer game currently being shilled ITT
>>569409257Short 30-min Against The Storm run
>>569408151Oh yeah it was made by one of their artfags back when they were on /v/.T. Frequent tourist
>>569410958It is what it is.
>>569411127>7what does this mean?!?!
>>569411079I was more making a joke about Kaiser fags, but that works too.
I don't give a shit about your gay lover bullshit, post Umas in swimsuits
>>569411217racehorses aren't pets.
>>569411217chat does he know
>>569411332
>>569411217Not the name of the real horse.
>>569411291I liked that one too
7 and I rape Shiraoki and steal her luck Any other number and I get raped by a random Uma of /uma/‘s choice
>>569411332I'll post hot girls in swimsuits instead
>>569409257I'll tackle the new fgo story chapter until I run out of stamina, after that I started a witcher 3 run on pc recently so that.And some dwarf fortress, I've been getting in the mood for some Warhammer 3 too.That my whole plan for today and the rest of the weekend tho
>>569411581>>>>>>>>>>hot
7 and eos tomorrow
7 and this is the last thread ever
>>569411637Bummer
>>569411581I've never seen this anime but there's one artist I follow on twitter who keeps drawing these girls in swimsuits which I have to respectCompetition swimsuits are so hot
>>569411579by fukukitaru
>>569411689CYCLOPS
>>5694116757 and I rape you
7 and I get raped
me as the nosebleed guy (because of sweepy (solely only because of her and no one else))
7 and Tazuna is revealed to be an uma
77777777777
>>569411604>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>contrarian tranny
This game is still making money so I dunno why people insist EoSInstead I propose this: if this post ends in 7, Daring Tact will come out this year but if its a 4 she's getting pushed back another year
7 and every /uma/ ojiisan drizzle all over my face as I'm taking it from behind with big pencils all around me
why do you have to make everything gay
>>569409257I just finished the main quest of Tales of Arise. It was peak and going through the post game stuff and missed side quests. DLC after
>>569411725There is 2-3 (at least) artist that draw nothing but amagami, it's pretty nice>>569411589Look at this weirod, playing video games nad having his whole weekend planned out!
I don't even understand what anybody is talking about. This thread feels like talking to a low quality customer support AI chatbot.
>>569411920old anime looks like shit sorry
>>569411581Only some of those are hot though
>old
>>5694112049/18 3 more anons join up
no more 7's
>>569411995We're just trying to have fun~ You should get in the festival spirit, anondacchi~
>>569412225ONE MORE 7 FOR GOOD LUCK
epic fail
>>569410985Stop defending your boyfriend umama
l33t
Shiraoki hates you, ahahahahahah
stop doxxing umama and V!
>>569412517Dont say that....
was mid sts2 run so I missed the 4fun 18 uma race
>>569411887Security! Arrest this Torena at once and confiscate his license so that he may never slander us again!
Have Pace/Latefags given up on this CM or are they still holding strong?
>>569412653You would have lost anyway
>>569411347>>569411435>Pay the ButlerAh I seeNow that's a horse name.>>569411343"Pet" insofar as 'owned by a human master'.
Shiraoki has abandoned us, Mant will be extended and all cm's will be longslop
>>569412732Oh no... I would have lost a silly race for fun... would never have mentally recovered from that
>>569412653I also missed it bwo...
CM IS TODAY????
finally, a good length
>>569412750>"Pet" insofar as 'owned by a human master'.I'm not a pet, I'm a slave.
>>569412846exactly
>>569412856Yeppers
>>569412856>cm is today
>>569412789>Long CMsAt long last, it will be HER time to shine
>>569412856nyo it's at midnight which is technically tomorrow
*attracts the schizoids*
can someone wish me a well med s please
>>569411204Results.>that late Deio Sdebbu procThat was so close, but Maruzensky was running topless. Thanks for joining and good luck in your CM!
>>569413152doxxerGOD
>>569413084lmao have you tried training cafe in MANT because I brought her for the last long cm and it was a fucking nightmare
>>569413152>>569413265oh you naughty naughty boy...
>>569413260I bestow upon you the luck of the great god
are all cafefags this casual
>>569413309I have but I would still do what I can to make her work as I love her
>>569413328please don't doxx anons without their consent
>>5694132607 and you lowroll your next 7 runs
>>5694132607 and you high-roll your next 7 runs.
>>569413375no buenahad everything too and fast learner>>569413573rude>>569413640appreciate the thought
https://youtu.be/Egq1mWbG1IQUma's for this feel
>>569410231She does look like a decent debuffer for this CM
>>569413716UUUOOOOOOHHHHHHH nature's pantsu(shorts)
>>569413529yeah, be better than ntrfag
>>569414016I do this
>>569413716what a slut
>>569414058pls be in mambo
>17 years old
>>569413884PLEASE tell me you look like this.
>>569414153wat
I don't have any aces ready and refuse to take MANTBLAZER seriously after its become clear they didn't balance the mode for shit
>>569414236I do
*GLASS BREAKING**SIRENS**HORN OF GONDOR SOUNDS*WERE YOU TOO BUSY DOING UMAPYOI TO READ THE THREAD?WERE YOU TOO BUSY PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT?IT DOESN'T MATTERBECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR THEALL GUNS BLAZINGALL GATES LOADEDDO IT AGAIN I WASN'T LOOKINN. H. K. DERBYBRING ONEBRING THREEBRING YOUR BESTOR BRING YOUR COPIUM941883649418836494188364
>>569414337Please date me...
>>569414398
>>569413152Thank for hostan! Didn't realize it startedMy Deio is so ready for CM! MY SPE HOWEVER
>>569406124CUNNY CORRECTION DAY IS TODAY?!?!
Tacuteyon
>>569414494
Countless of MANT runs and this is my first time getting this event >>569414562Whoops wrong reply
>>569414398>go take a look at my graph>it's a staircase instead of a lineI'm sorry danchou
>>569412691They all died...
>>569412691I'm running one pace with two end closers
>>569406656
>>569414753Stinko looks like she eats dirt.
You can only pick one:Sex with Satono Diamond.orGetting fucked by Kitasan Black.
I'm convinced these events simply don't exist
>>569412691I have sold my soul to the devil and am running triple fronts.
>>569412691Latefagging has become a weird situation, if you can end close you mutate your late into an end closer.Pace running continues being the patrician choice so there will always be at least 1 pace.
>>569414909easy choice
>>569414451This race is currently 12/18!
Kitasan doesn't know what a penis is
>>569414951sssssssssssssex
>>569414909god gave mankind prostates for a reason
>>569415009ok fine ill open the game
gaped by kitasan
>>569415072faggot homo tranny
>9 fronts
>>569412691Triple fronts. When Dober starts looks at me like this, I do a parent run with her.
>>569415231wtfrude
Can someone please post the happy gilmore alligator meme
>>569415072this but unironically>>569415231homo
>>569408895the logic of horse breeders is mindboggling at the best of times
>>569415547N-nanaya Shiki!?
>>569415547Me on the left, but fatter and balder and older and more attractive.
>>569412691I'm running at least one pace. I might run a King late just because all of my attempts at King Endcloser have fucked up in at least one way.
>>569415572>the logic of people playing god is mindboggling at the best of timesmany such cases
>>569412691I'm torn between triple ends or 2 end + 1 paceproblem with triple ends is they just fucking die if everyone else is front/pace
>>569413884impressive wit gain I will say
>You can't limit break your energy to infinitywell why the fuck not
>>569415716You have to admit it’s fucking hilarious that breeders are so autistic when it comes to pedigrees while also being snooty about it >uhm, your horse doesn’t have at least FIVE generations that can be traced back? >fuck out of here and take a fine for wasting my time
Will Grand Live revive the game after MANT killed it?
>>569409585
>>569416167No lol
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, One of Mihono Bourbon's many clones has won the DO IT AGAIN I WASN'T LOOKIN N.H.K. DERBY!
>>569416167The game is basically a zombie now. Now and forever.
>>569416219never ever
your graph is ridiculous, Oguribwowhat are you doing
>>569416167There will be a small surge from some of the MANT leavers returning, but give it a month and we'll have less players than we do now because unironically MANT has given some stockholme syndrome.
>>569416294umama failure...
>>569410163I hate her stupid venetian blind eyes
>>569416294Thank you for hostin' and postin'I was rooting for your paizuri slave at the end, a shame that she didnt make it
I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
>>569416342who are you talking to
>>569416403retard
>>569416440IF ONLY SHE HAD THE GOD DAMN MILE S
>>569416167this gacha is fucking luck that no other big gacha, at least to my knowledge, released during mantAnd if one did, I'm surprised it didnt manage to kill the global server for real
Why yes I completely forgot to make a third ace because I gaslit myself thinking I had all three ready
>>569416301Do we assume no changes were made because JP players would have been upset if global didn't have to suffer as they did?
>>569416487good morning sir
>>569416465to...Oguribwo...?
>>569416134rich people tend to be incredibly retarded and close mindedwhat's funnier to me is that after ww2 gene fuckery has take a huge fall cuz everyone went "THIS IS EVIL AND ILLEGAL REE" meanwhile horse faggots been playing around with it for decades, not to mention dog abuser trying to create the new meme dog for paris hilton tier retards
>>569410637cute lucky chubby retiree
>>569416487NTE launched and basically didn't change anything saar
>>569416534Some changes were made though. JP had to individually buy shop items. Was that enough to make it not cock and ball torture? Obviously not, but we did in theory get some early qol. Here's hoping they do another aoharu launch and actually do something interestingEARLY EVOLVE SKILLS PLEASE
Does Sweet Tohsaka prefer cock or pussy? I had to skip Inari1 cuz /uma/, /umajp/, and /vm/ convinced me that she is a clam diver[//spoiler]
>>569416580>>569416682if you two are going to insult me at least do it right, i'm a huemonkey
>>569416754>[//spoiler]
>569416754pussy, skip
Convince me not to pull the brat. I only have 60k carats
>>569416768Viadão.
>>569405841Ended up being pretty average. No Mile S sadly>>569406085NHK cup was easily won,it was Takarakuza Kinen where I lost 2 clocks (in 3 resets, one of tgem was free), due to low stamina but got it in the end.
>>569416768that's not a real word
>>569416768you are a defeated racea victim of 500 years of colonialism
>>569416952Her kit is really damn bad
>>569416952She's very mediocre and you'll stop using her within a month
>>56941695260k is plenty, she's worth it
>>569416167sadly no, MANT caused permanent damage to the audience. GL will be a nice breather, but the damage is already done. The only thing that might bring in new people is another season of CG, but even then, they’ll never fully recover, cygames is retarded and localizers too for not telling them
>>569416643>spoilers I think horses are the more romantic creature when it comes to racing-at least there’s a lot of bans on what kind of drugs the horse can use, which comes to trying to prevent nose bleeds from the amount of inhalations the race horse has to do in a race
>>569416294thanks for hosting, /uma/ became a frontfag general so fast I didn't even notice
>>569416967Got like no fucking greens tho, so this is some padded stupid build
>>569417140It's just for this cm bro I swear I'll go back to being late chad for the next please bro you have to believe me
>>569417235>late>for the XOguri and fronts CMI don't believe you
>>569417071Cygames heads are old, rich Japanese geezersThey resent their playerbaseThey don't care about your experience as long as you keep paying themIf they can make things actively worse for you without damaging their income stream, they will
>>569417136sure, but that isn't changing the fact that people play gods with genetics, even if not the one the levels as the funny mustache man once did
>>569416952her career gives her a purple gatekept skill that can't be removed until senior takarazuka.
>>569417235Nope.Once a frontfag always a frontfag.You only get to run one single front per CM and you can only run her for SOVLkino reasons like recreating a famous race.
The PDM mechanic gives a huge advantage to fr*nts. Why even join a 18 room if I know a fr*nt will win anyways?
>>569417298I'll be running 2 lates and a single front (because Bourbon makes my dick hard)One of those lates is just a reused dahby ace but once I get a good Dia run going you will see. You'll all see... me lose
>>569405650no, he does not care for mating
>>569417071>>569417306it's hilarious how that worksin the west every creator (movie, games, whatever) actively hates their bigoted incel community that gives them money. all they care for is /pol/meanwhile in the east they're rich old fags that hate you out of spite, but at least it isn't for /pol/, yet the will still try to make you suffer for no good reason
trash
>>569417387oh no a 1s late start and worse positioning on a backliner
>>569416940Tiny fucking baby trex arms, holy shit lmaooooooooooooooooooooo.Pregnany is hot, but man, this is not good anatomy.
>>569417308Oh no doubt about it. However, I am also one of those people who would love to play eugenics but am held back by an ethics board and colleagues
>>569417394>Once a frontfag always a frontfagI mean, once you taste the strongest and most based with the highest skill ceiling running style you can't go back. Free plats too.
DAMN, SHIRAOKI LOOKS LIKE THIS?!
>>569417604except when your max wit front whiffs the angling check.... still mad about that one
>>569417604>skill ceilingYou mean money ceiling? It's the biggest fucking paypig style.
Playing a game at 1k ms ping, every action delayed, then going to your browser that's snappy feels oddly surreal.>>569417571Obviously this topic will always end with "MUH SUPER SOLDIERS" cuz everything has to end that way, but fact is that funny eugenics can also bring a LOT of good to humanity and people in general, but we can't have that cuz MUH RACISM or something.
>>569417676
holy shit Halo looks like a giant next to Nishino
>>569417140I’m pace/2endsAlbeit I am making my last end and got 3 borrows left (I whiffed spurt and accidentally started up URA instead of mant)
>>569417847everyone look like a giant next to pedo bait you faggot
Good night friends!!
>>569412691I'm running pace+late+end.
>>569417548yeah, especially with their earlier drawings you can see that but I think they've gotten better in general over time
>>569417724bwo... fronts are forced to use a welfare card. It's the least paypig style for now
>>569417847A kingly stature
>>569418063
Please look at Curren.
>>569418201rotate that Curren 45 degrees to the left and I'll look
>>569418183post bakushin67 weiii
>>569417873at this point i don't know what's more soulless between fronts and ends. Is there no love for midpack?
>>569416089Because then it would make the +all energy event broken.
>>569417767I don’t want super soldiers.I want Uma Musume.
soooo busted
200 ROLLS IN DA JAR FOR SWEEPY (please don't i have like 40k carats)
Next CM will be Lates time to shineXOguri will of course be on the teamBut the Lates will also be there
>>569417394I got Kita from free rolls, SMaru and VBourbon from flower rolls and already had Falcon so I figured I could train fronts until actual front only cards become a thing.
>>569418298
>>569418437Yeah?I have S. Maru and I have never done a single career with her.
>>569417724Pay for what? Everyone has KSB and wit Bourbon was free.
>>569418386I want dog/cat girls... but your idea is nice too
>>569418532HISHI AMASEXOOOOO
I genuinely believe the release of global awakened a long-gone strain of autism in some niggas. People who would never touch gacha otherwise (me included) now grinding this shit for hours every single day. The management system, the skills, the stats, the maths, THE MOTHERFUCKING GRIND, it takes a genius to come up with this stuff and hundreds of thousands of other geniuses to truly understand all the ins and outs.
>>569418532Sexshi Mamazon
>>569418458Yes sweepy keep stepping on my cock
>>569416294I like this. I'm gonna host a few more of these 18 man rooms to blow off steam before rounds begin.full 18 man tokyo 1600May the best retard win.840148238401482384014823
>>569418643I have the management autism and this game just scratches the right itches. I really see myself playing this game long termIt also helps that the latest football manager is dogshit and I have 0 faith the next few releases will be any better
>>569418458
>>569418643I only hate gachas cause the gameplay is awful.Uma and Where Winds Meet have fun gameplay
>>569418643most gacha is about (You) winning somethinguma is about (You) helping your girl win, which is a more powerful incentive
>>569418643Winning post needs to be translated and published. Do you have any idea what would happen to the WP -> horse racing -> Uma pipeline?
>>569418806the change to unity did THAT much damage? lmao
>>569418532I need some chocolate milk.
>>569418762bwos... I got conditionmogged...
>>569418883Even if the game werent buggy as it is (nigh unplayable for the first 3 months, just annoying as hell since then and the recent world cup update has introduced even more shit), it would still be a downgrade. They chased the console and casual audience and made basically every single menu worse and less intuitive. They made navigating the spreadsheets in their spreadsheet game a pain in the ass. Genuinely baffling
>>569418762before I start, @ the last guy in the room, I use your borrow a lot. thanks for being cool.
>>569418843>the masculine desire to help a young person achieve thier dreams
>>569418816>double handjob
>>569418643For me this game is monster rancher, if you only trained pixies.
What was that one game that the dev came here and shilled a few months back? With the horse breeding?
>>569418762>Rice at Bad mood >get blocked to 10th >somehow still got on the podium at 3rdRICE HERO
>finally Turf A Mile S>most lowroll run possibleI tried
>>569419221She fondles both balls while she yadayadas on the dick, what an admirable perfect future wife
>>569419342It is okay Haru bro
Can you give me a QRD on fan runs? There is no info about that in the OP.
>>569419093>every single menu worse and less intuitiveI have zero idea about that game, besides that I'm not it's audience after having tried it multiple times. But man, hearing that is funny as hell. Last I checked on the latest game they were all about "LOOK HOW NICE AND NEAT MENUS ARE NOW!" in marketing. Goes to show that no king reigns forever.
>>569419096thanks bwo, it's a pretty good Mile Seiun for the important Front hints.
>>569419342I'm settling for A/A. She probably won't win at all, but she'll definitely be trying her best.
>>569419497>Use deck with lots of "fan bonus">Run lots of races to get as many fans as you canThat simple
This event always manages to put me in a bad mood
>1* guts 2* late>1* guts 1* lateI honestly don't believe that spark chances are equally weighted
>>569419513Yeah turns out when your core audience is PC and you try and design menus that work with best with controller then you piss people off. Funniest part is that it doesnt even work well with controller sometimes.
>>569419497pick a deck with a lot of fan bonus cards and an uma that is good at winning races in careers (front runner with good uniqua that you can reach mile/medium/long aptitude a), then race all the g1s you can. with trackblazer, you can also buy glow sticks to use on the high fan races.
>>569419751sirius is a cunt
>>569419751I'm not going to beg for them.
>>569419497to add what the other anons said, SMaru is the best fan run uma because with just 777 or moxie you have a front with a strong unique and aptitudes that can let her run basically any race she wants.
>>569419670Based Kawakami believer getting rewarded
>>569418762fm gave me a heart attack at the end there. ichiban held the line.another if you will79629821
>>569419765mackie's hips are like THAT?!
>>569419497Just run lmao
>>569419991love her
>>569420020Jesus that filled so fast
Umama
>>569420175dare I guess by whom
>>569419776>it doesnt even work well with controller sometimes.Many such cases... I get that having one unified UI is ideal for development, but these fucks need to learn to keep two, one for PC one console, as they sometimes did in the old days.
>>569420020WHAT THE FUCK
>>569420194
>>569420175I don't see the need to run 3 aces on a 18 sized field...
>>569420020umama additional failure...
>Use sweepy card to get spurt >THREE WHIFFS GOD DAMN IT AIR GROOVE
>>569420263YEAH NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO ROLL AWFUL ON TWO OF YOUR BEST
>>569420328wow she's cute
>>569417464I want Ramonu to call me that
>run third race>mood down>rest>mood down>hit recreation>karaoke>double mood up>claw mini game>mood up>mood down eventThanks Gold Ship
>>569420428gwo your Cock and Balls hints?
>>569420428
>>569420517>stamina went up by 9>i coomYes it works
>>569420328i dislike this
>>569420594No
>>569419815ill lick her cunt like a dog alright
>>569420754
>>569420795proof?
They making Sweep take a cognitive test?
>>569420594>>569420847sex
>>569420795
>>569420882sex with Emma
>no med Sgwos...
>>569420876
>>569420882Sweepy the Explorer
>>569420795puppy-chan wouldn't say this
Sweep Tosho must die.
>>569420020I tried using the followup screen since I can make it in half as many snips, but it doesn't show lengths so its a lot worse.gotta do some work. more in a bit.
>>569420795Foid hands typed this post.
>>569421191I volunteer my penis as her executor
I am not one of those fancy city slicker trainers, with their weird grass tracks and electric gizmos. What uma is for me?
>>569421059It's a Maya so she isn't winning anything anyway
>>569420594
>>569420436the more impressive part is>at awful she still held the lead>i am once again reminded of how her lack of mile S will result in so many losses.
>>569421259Gold City, she'd appreciate a stinky bum like you
>>569421302MAYA WINS ALL THE TIME!
>>569421259Oguri Cap
ZERO (0) events finished award
>sudden shakur postingnooooooooooticing
For me it's Obey Yout MasterAgnes TachyonDicta StrikerMatikanefukukitaruGold Ship
>pissyano bottomgun
>>569421489GIVE US A CAFE DOUJIN ALREADY
>>569421431
>>569421302Better that than for the last thing you ever win is a broken leg and a bullet to the head
>>569421546i agree that she is trash and for pedo /V/tarnnies
For me it's Narita Brian
ok
gn
>>569421652I don't actually like Rice I just like these animations so your words can't hurt me
>>569420439
>>569419262Horsey Game.
>>569421942Fine motion after she sees me eat shit at the gym
>>569421821good night and may shiraoki-sama bless you
>>569422024As in, getting hurt, or…?
>>569421942Fine Motion after I tell her a funny joke (she is smitten by my charm and wit)
>>569422024shut up tranny
she's just so cool bwos
>>569422108no one says this
>>569421942Fine motion after she sees me eat shit at her ramem shop
Have to do all my runs quick before people can retrain with Taiki.
For me it's good ol'Oguri Cap
>>569422074As in tripping on the stair machine
>>569422225I would also laugh at you
>>569421942Fine motion after she sees me shove a 10 inch horse dildo up my ass
>>569422108WHEN I WAS
>>569422279
CYGAMES NO THATS ILLEGAL
>>569421868inshallah my bride ToT
>>569422630hello spe
I don't think I have ever gotten something good from the monthly guaranteed SR tickets
>>569421894The toughest ones are the best rape targets because they actually put up a fight
Vfcord has banned the world first UF creator for saying that "Sweep Tosho :sob: :angry: :sob: :sob:"this led to a mass exodus of 12 different regulars including high level 95% WR CM winners and Carat Clash winners
>>569421862I hope we can come to an understanding...
>>569422392HOLY KINO
>>569422865who cares, fuck off back there
>>569422865proof?
>>569406085vodka can't take my clocks if i'm training her
>>569422865I asked, I care
>>569422896Only if I get something in private.
okay I actually gave up, goodNO CONTINUING RUNS IF NO MEDS OR FATL ERNSAER
>>569423115meds now
>>569423115Fatl ernsaer
NOOOOOOOOOOOO SHAKKY DONT DRINK THAT!!!
FATL ERNSAER
>>569422426holy shit anon
>>569423148tp back to 30 in 25 or so minutes so hopefully then>>569423184I meant groundwork
>>569423115
>>569423205uhh whats going on here
>>569423205Doto could do the most evil thing possible and no one would accuse her of anything
Doto isn't evil
>>569423089you're not them
I went to the dentist and now my teeth hurt a little :(
Just came back home but I was reading the thread earlierWhoever claimed that Kitasan got more mares because of the foal with Sweep is a fucking retard. A part of the first crop of Kitasan is fucking Equinox and it's thanks to him that now he has a stud fee of 25 mil Yen (his stud fee in his first season was 5 mil Yen which is around the same price as Orfe and Gold Ship)If you want to look at a sire that was in danger if they didn't deliver, just look at Lovcen's Sire, World Premiere's stud fee was 500k Yen, and he only had 25 foals born in his first seasonAnyone who believes that Kitasan was at any time in danger of getting kicked out of the stud stables is a retard
>>569422958Official announcement is "Drama in private channels" but it later came out that it was specifically because of sweepy comments which is why mods are often mocking people who ask questions about it with this copypasta
>>569423495Them who??
>>569422865based Sweep appreciator
>>569423545This is true I agree
>>569423472And yet if you ask her to make you coffee, she inexplicably, somehow, in some way, gets you a cup full of onions sauce
>>569422865
>>569423495stop posting gold city please, I dont want to get white woman jumpscared
><1 hour until lolicons start masturbating en masse
the infirmary is so unreliable lately that I decided to gamble at the shrine
>>569423556but that's like a week ago. It's already stale drama and I don't have access to any private channels. Would have cunny posted if it was in gen chat or something
>>569422865better drama than /uma/ desu
Finally
>>569423607YOU'RE NOT THE ONE POSTING THE BLUE HAIRED GIRL>>569423743okay have another white woman then
>>569423747I sincerely hope this isn't OC.
>>569423975Fujimasa's hair is not blue
>>569423975Marche is GREEN
>>569423729I know what you are
>>569423975Grass is a true yamato nadeshiko, she cant jumpscare me
>>569423747>>569423995>reverse searching comes up with nothingoh no
>>569423995that'd be silly right...haha.........
>>569423747/uma/club dancho.....
>>569423729>>569424090LIZ LOVE
>>569423924Look at that Huuuuuuuuuuuge head!
I'M NOT READY
>>569423924maybe wear fewer layers if you get that sweaty you dumb bitch
>>569424359Few are ready for their first time anon
>>569423924Will she like me or hate me if I tell her my dick's head is small?
>>569423747umama...
>>569423747H-hot
>>569424404if its bigger than mine i'm gonna pass out
>>569423747Cute!
ntr fags explain yourself
>>569424376>>569424293nyo............
>>569424562I honestly don't even want to hear the explanation. I just want to forget it.
>>569423747now post one with your face in a ntr pic
>>569423747This is who you are arguing with on the internet
>>569412691I actually had a decent winning spread against XOguri in Aries, hopefully I can repeat that
>>569423747PLEASE BE A GUYCUTE
>>569423747Please marry me V
>>569424090>>569424285DIE!
I’m not ready
My favorite uma Youtuber isn't streaming
>>569424806no one is forcing you to queue at reset
>>569420439March was always cute!
>>569423747please be inM A M B OAM BO
>>569424893I am forcing them actually
>>569424871who are the uma youtubers?
>>569424893the gigawhales will be remaking their fronts with mile mavenreset unironically a good time to queue
what are you doing before the cmppening
>>569424935Norn: "It should've been me."
>>569425006going to bed
>>569424959I don't want to list them all
>>569425006Sex with Seiun Sky
>>569425006watching the latin american indie game showcase
>>569424970Even if I had unlimited money I wouldn't go through that torture
>>569424936they are in/ U M A / C L U BMA/CLUB
>>569424562It's my fault for wanting to have NTR posted here without avatarfagging. This is either cosmic backlash or a test from God.
>>569425131so this is how they've been stealing top earners...
>>569425006Listening to streams while playing other games
>>569425205Entirely deserved for trying to force a narrative desu
>>569425131Exautisdanchou...
>>569425006Modding AoE2DE
>>569425006Been trying to remake one of my ace but I'm out of TP. Just watching dunk and random JP food shorts while listening to ASMR
>>569425006Watching old SP episodes, while munching on snacks like a teiofag and playing some new WoW slop server
>>569425006i just woke up from a 2 hour nap
>>569425006maplestore
>>569425006work, seething at how useless claude code is for not pure programming
Fuck, I thought the banner was tomorrowI've already used 4 borrows
>>569425323>fleshtubers
>>569425351>adding umangudais to the gameZASED I will play it again now after 5 years
>>569425006doing a parent runthe festive smaru witgod build is so silly I want to do it
>>569425131Everyone thought /Uma/Club was the tryhard club and Mambo was the ERP club but it's actually the other way around
If I get sweep on my first ticket, I will give danchou a nursing handjob
>>569425006Listening to some quite fitting music
>>569425131>/MA/what did he mean by this
>>569425665Sweepy sexo
>>569425619Everyone already knew /uma/ was erp central gwo
Just watched one of the biggest sloptubers recommend Firm Course Menace for CM15.Then thirty seconds later in the video he also recommended Spring Spectacle.Do people really?
>>569425694
this feel ominous for some reason
>>569425694who the hell is fuwawa?
>>569425694DAWG WE ARE NOT BEATING THE /vt/ SISTERS ALLEGATIONS
>>569423747>reverse search found nothing
>>569425838moomoo bwos...
>>569425942AWOOOOO
>>569425694>Fuwawa>/vt/umor shitstirrer posted in the wrong tab
>>569425694for a moment I thought Stay In Japan was the name of an uma
>>569425323>asmongoy
>>569425948Get away nishino, the real succuny is here
>>569425942>wanna get more into cachy>shakur can be a cute autistI choose 1
>>569425694>>569425546Teiobros were so right about these people
>>569425694Do /vt/ really
>/vt/umors are among us
>>569426268sus
>>569425006shitposting on /v/
https://poal.me/nzgq71https://poal.me/nzgq71https://poal.me/nzgq71https://poal.me/nzgq71
>>569425694Teiobwo once again proven right
What does Nishino Furawa have to do with VTubers?
reminder that gold ship (vtuber) predates hololive, vtubers are on topic here
Still no S distance.... Do you think a UG has a shot anyway?
>>569426459>pacenyo
>>569426459if you had 800 guts instead of stam yeah
I have no idea what you guys are even talking about
>>569424970How do I fit Mile Maven, Professor of Curvature and Firm course menace in a d*ck? Wouldn't I overshoot the speed cap in classic year?
START THE DAMN CM ALREADY
>>569425694haha WHAT
i guess they voted for themselves
>voting systems that allow cheatingmeaningless garbage
>>569426459Straight descent over double circling any of the velocity skills, what were you thinking
>>569426598>beloved twin vtubers>shitstirrer tried to imply that one of them was going to marry for a Japanese citizenship>didnt check what thread they were posting in>this confirms that shitstirrers in this thread are also shitstirrers on /vt/, and just ruin threads surrounding popular things as a hobby
Why is Machan always looking at you and slightly heaving her chest towards you?
>>569425694>>569426348Really explains why this place loves dramas so much even though said dramas were always forced. Wow, it's even on all small letters.
>>569426735CM is today?? I thought I had a day left
>>569424970>the gigawhales will be remaking their fronts with mile mavenGod I hope they do, whales are stupid after all and never realize how inconsistent Mile Maven is
>>569426752/vt/ is just that fucking bad dude. When I went there it seemed like every other thread was just bait and gossip. Half the userbase of that board seems to have fled because of how shit it is there.
stop fighting
>>569426897kek, thank you
>>569426857maybe he had low discounts on X straight/corner and lots on SD
You can't just BAKUSHIN
>>569426960you technically have two days left until the real CM begins
>>569426857I don't live and breathe the game, and the spreadsheets didn't come preinstalled
>>569427012/vt/ is still alive? I thought it died after the entire board moved to their own altchan
the fuck, who is inviting my S+ Mile A shitter on practice races
>>569427183couldn't it be any of your other umas? even past ones from TT or otherwise I think, as long as someone saves them
>>569427165It is the equivalent of those horror stories where you resurrect someone from the dead, but the actual person didn’t come back along with their body, and all you’re left with is a shambling animalistic husk
>>569427139I don't have any aces
I'm ready to get absolutely FUCKED.
>>569427183sorry gwo I lost a lot and wanted to get a few easy wins...
>accidentally got medium straightaway instead of mile IM RETARDED AIEEEEEEE
>>569404992Just how bad is Witch's career? I'm not particularly fussed about her personality and I'm aiming for a late surger account so she doesn't help me gameplay wise but I hear so many nightmare stories about her career mode that I'm kinda tempted by her.
>>569426341we love V here
KEEP FIGHTING!
>>569427441me on the left
>>569427485where is Mordred's dick
>>569427441Sung Jinwoo…
>>569425694This is NOT how I expected to learn about this gossip and le doxx news. Never change /vt/.
>>569427538Merlin hasnt given it to her yet
umamusume heaving her umanko into my face
>>569427527Me fucking you tonight
>>569426901She wants my dick, that's why
7 and we all get to A Finals0 and we all whiff to B finals
7 and this time I really do it
7 and we all go fuck ourselves and lose cm
reminder: if you don't queue and qualify as soon as round opens then you didn't really earn it.
>>569427863I like the small uma.
>>569425694>>569427578Honestly the worst part about this is it isn't that it's about Fuwawa or vtumors but the fact that it's a fucking IRL doxx shit
>twin turbo>hishi miracleThey should make more rape bait umas
>>569425730post the rest of vodka protecting her mark
Is it fucking real or not I need to know
sex with brown umas
>>569428158Yes and it was me
Remember to have fun
>>5694255144.8 is so damn slow, I almost started coding manually because that shit was sitting there for an hour thinking
>>569426901to make sure you remember her
>>569427538up your ass FAGGOT
What's better for the sprint CM, front runner or pace chaser? I heard it's going to be the Taiki/Nishino CM
>>569427012there are many famous examples of vtuber threads being just completely artificial drama garbage. We're talking someone making an OP to reply to it 30 times pretending to be different people, and most of the other replies also being similar drama baiters. When they wander into boards with flags or IDs it's always hilarious to see them posting on cooldown over and over replying to themselves until they realize everyone can see it's all their posts there.
>>569428161I say this
>le /vt/ doxx gossip drop>bread went quietGuess they went back. For now.
WHO'S READY TO... WAIT A FEW HOURS BEFORE QUEUEING UP LIKE A SENSIBLE PERSON
>>569428161symboli kris sex
>>569428476What a coincidence.>>569428579Yes
>>569428527The [Deleted] is probably a janny doing the sneedful and most likely he got his range banned, a W for the thread.
>>569428469>flags or IDswhen do we get that here?
>>569428469That's basically our whole forced dramas here about namedoxxes. 2 faggots, most probably samefag on 2 devices, just bumping the shit and creating artificial replies to their posts or post chain.
>>569428557yeah gonna wait a few hours. I want it to be a smooth round one and I want to test at least 5 umas with 2 tickets each so no fucking with sweats
>>569427139I'll be real I am kinda burnt out on CM stuff, I don't really even know what this CM wants other than that it's a mile one. I lost track of which skills to grab and all that a few CMs ago.>>569427423She's got a few of the annoying things at once, a forced purple skill and events for stuff like restricting training. You can avoid it all in MANT but it's genuinely one of the more baffling careers mechanically.
>>569428557I will queue on reset because I could not care less
>>569428451it looks like a pace cm, no other style can match the perfectly-timed accels accels pacers have
quick bwoswho do I use as my third ace
>>569428668lol
round 1 is so boring. when i realised i only care about their results for 2.5 days total it made it easier to stop trying to improve them too much
>>569428668Just go to reddit buddy
>>569428751your halo seems to be a winner
>>569428668don't suggest this V is gonna have a melty again
>>569428469it was always predicted to go immediately to shit since the first week,it was basically proto/incel/ with anime avatars magnetizing more thirdies
>>569428878>>569428878>>569428878
>>569407229For me is Zhao
OI TEME. I WASN'T PULLING ON YOUR BANNER
I can't be bothered to do CM runs, which of my existing umas here do you think are worth dumping in the CM just as the best of the bad options? ordered by score and I tried to pick ones that had S mile or at least almost decent stats.
I think this guy acccidentally signed up for the wrong cm
>>569418183you're getting knocked up next, bakushin
>>569421259yeppers
