# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>569300516
This is acceptable.
>>569440943Beat me to it lol. I was gonna make mine the "five SIX SEVEN" edition
First for the real thread. Or second, or third. I don't know. When I first came in there wasn't anybody else so I'm first!!
Well that was anticlimactic. But I suspect you of posting at 749. Kill this man.
>>569440943
first for six eyes x ashley
>>569441207Why does Andrew daydream about ntr so much?
>>569440995>>569441109Hivemind! This proves this thread is destined to be the true one. The truth has come and falsehood vanished!
>>569441151>valerie foid highOff her own supply, most likely!
>>569441151>limit posts already KEK
>>569441151>exactly hit balls love ashley
nigger definitely baked before 750, count the posts
>be beaten to it>still try to troll some other wayJust accept defeat lmao
Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe eat your feelings like the fat fuck you are?
>>569441151>children route yet cute
>>569441151>last alive niggerEPISODE 4 ISN'T EVEN A GAME! IT'S REAL LIFE TND!
He really likes to get the last word in, please understand.
>>569441486>imagine trollsI’m searching for them, are you sure they’re in the room with us?
I LOVE FAT BITCHES, THAT'S MY FUCKIN PROLLEMAND YEAH I LIKE EM FAT, I GOT A FUCKIN PROLLEM
>>569441151>best noelle My wife Noelle is the best!
>>569441534>he doesn’t even have to be here to bait
See? Best we just let him be...
>>569441796He's two posts above that one sis
>>569441486Hey! Long time no see, Pinkdrew. I think the last time I've seen a Pinkdrew being posted was before Episode 3.
>>569441151>eventually formula mine
>Previous thread: >>569300516*urrrp* Phew, I’m stuffed. Thanks for all the grub, anons. Be sure to be quick delivering your bakes in the future so I don’t have to come get them myself. Lord Unknown knows I didn’t want to have to walk down here anyway. Well that’s me back to hibernation. Have a good one anons. Please don’t be late again.
>>569441064There will be another chance come /calg/ #667, by which point it will be an unc meme.
>>569441151>last alive niggerSHOUT OUT TO THE LAST REAL NIGGA LEFT OUT THERE AYYO *smacks lips* SHIII
>>569441880the OP of the last thread pretty consistently did not have IMG_**** file names retard.>>569442138This is more than likely their first post in this thread
>>569441064Aww man now we'll have to wait a hundre more threads to get to do it.Come to think of it how long does it take for hundred threads to be completed on average? Can we make thread amounts a unit of measurement? It would be like light years. /calg/ scientists should get to the bottom of this.
Smh every Fatley poster is me, lil bro. The same guy posting everything you hate. We are anomalous. Expecto Patronum
>>569442195
>>569440958POST YOUR RENEE COSPLAY
>>569441151>julia main milf
>early bakeGod bless. Anything is permissible for the cause.
>>569441151>ashley post cum
>>569440943>mesmerizerman, it's been years since this song DRASTICALLY changed the Vocaloid community thanks to the "horror" aspec in the videobut at the same time, it also negatively affected Teto's reputation among TikTok addicts, due to the discovery of Triple Baka and the bastardization of her character by reducing her from to a cheerish red haired Miku knockoff to a fatass who only think about french bread and Mikuthank goodness TCOAAL didnt fall into the hands of these vermins since they're all too afraid of adult theme such as you know what
>>569442890Let us all remember
>>569442771>for the cause.ikyk the EXACT image of that same nerd I'm thinking about
>>569441151>pruned shit postersBased.>plump edition fuckin american Based.>ai dieBased.>hit ballsBased.>Trolling kinda basedKinda based.>maternal beautiful Based.>fatshley eatingBased.
>>569442615Stop! People already think I’m a troll without posts like this.I am very upset /calg/! Shout out to all the anons that aren’t ragefags and thank you for those that found it humorous.
>>569442540First thread was 1158 days ago. That makes the average thread take 2.05 days to complete.
>>569443052I don't know.
>>569442689No, you weren't supposed to see that post i'm not posting them because I don't want to dox myself and showing them to other people is super embarrassing. It's just something I do for me.
>>569443120Shit, that doesn’t sound wrong honestly
>>569443120There were like 3 or 4 proto-/calg/'s right? /calg/ proper has continually hit the bump limit unbroken since May 2023.
>>569443120>/tcoaal/Horrifying to think about. Imagine we said "TCOAAL" instead of Coffin like a bunch of secondaries..
>>569443201SCRIBBLE OUT YOUR FACE
>>569443245>May 2023It's astonishing to think that this place has been a consistent part of my routine for a couple years now, it's like an essential part of my life. I have never been this consistent in any platform or community. What is so enticing about this godless basket weeving forum??
>>569443292I honestly can't remember when we started using "Coffin" as the shorthand. Was this before or after the exodus to /vg/? I've archived every Coffin thread I've been in, including the /v/ days, so I could peruse some of those old threads when I get home.
>>569443401Can you not urge him please? I don't want to see a hairy Renee with wide shoulders and a bulge between her legs.
>>5694432453 that I know of.>>424674760>>424493150>>426594683Earliest contiguous /calg/ was on May 21>>430600050
>>569443696Speak for yourself
>>569443201This reminds me that I saw a porn thumbnail and the girl was seemingly accidentally dressed as Renee. I’m guessing it’s not on purpose because of the glasses. Though I think the description said something about it being a custom with the name Liam spoken soI wonder if Liam specifically requested the Renee wardrobe on purpose and she just wears glasses always
/calg/ is pro-trans, chud
>>569443201I’m sure it’s beautiful and I am regretful that I will never see but understandable and have a nice day
>>569443736>>569443245I believe there were 4. A long time ago I noticed the thread number was wrong, so I did a recount, and while I was at it I decided to include the proto-/calg/'s as well.
>>569444184Unless one of them fucked the subject title, there there 3https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/vg.meta/subject/coffin%20of%20andy%20and%20leyley/order/asc/
>>569444309 (Me)I'm having a fucking stroke
>>569441151>remember crying mom
>>569443556Lightning struck really fucking hard because Nemlei crafted a genuinely lifechanging game. I think most of us knew even back in the /v/ era that the release of Episode 2 was going to be the new Year Zero and that this game was destined to become a cultural phenomenon. And how we have been rewarded for our clairvoyance, as we laid the groundwork for the most popular memes and non-retarded takes. We're doing important work here in /calg/, more than you know.
>>569441064>>569442540>>569443120why would want to make a thread theme over a shitty brainrot meme so badly?that shit was always unfunny even before it got popular
>>569444505There there, anon. It's okay.
>>569443120>"I'm sorry, but your condition is terminal. You have 30 /calg/s left to live.">"Is that in Episode 1 /calg/s or Episode 2 launch /calg/s?">"We shall consult the word cloud.">ashley sneed kill niggers soon
>>569444641Next step: world domination. Or UN security council or something I don't know.
>>569443556first western game in god knows how long to pull no punches abt "problematic" shit, and keep persevering through attempted cancellations and doxxes by sheer DETERMINATION. this inspirational role could've been filled by anyone, nemlei happened to be the one who finally stepped up.
>>569445092Fucking KEK
>>569445126>DETERMINATIONNemlei is pure sisu.
>>569444184This you?>>475009643Or are you the one that fucked up and double-counted two thread?
>>569442138I counted and I was responsible for 110 posts last thread. You’re welcome.
>>569445092Meant for >>569442540>>569445415Yep!
>>569445415>>569445543>Yep!As in >>475009643 is me
>>569441151>holy sucking douglas
>>569445543>>569445728Well I think you'll be appalled to hear that I think there were 2 #179s and it was never noticed
>>569441486bro i already dun told you im not baking again
>>569445884>it was never noticedI'll have to look through the archives to see if this was ever corrected...
>>569444691sybau, unc
>>569445092This deserves to go down in history
>>569446094Would that mean there’s still a chance for a real 67 edition???
>>569446249I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GIVE BACK OUR PAST
>>569446094Ah, no it's correct. The noticing happened here >>478497023When the thread were first numbered starting at #23, that numbering included the anticanonical >>440876861The numbering is correct.
This time, we're having a bussy thread
>>569446465So, this is the real six seven thread then?
>>569446169I noticed how shit and primitive the image looked so I went back and improved it. I even went and made it 1080p for you guys.
>>569446614Yes. Unless there are other mistakes.
>>569446640buy an ad for your posts
>>569446094>>569446679Not clicking any of those posts but my unc ass was there when a concerted effort was made around thread 170 to check if the numbering was accurate. IIRC, we somehow added two and had to repeat thread 169. Since then, the counting has been accurate
>>569446640Now it's so bright it looks like a flashlight is being pointed at it! I fucking hate myself I can't get anything right!!
>>569446640>>569446873Thank you for the Instagram filter
>>569446859I'm doing this all for you! So that you have screencaps you can circulate for generations of /calg/ to come!! I work my poor editing skills ass off for you and this is how you respond to me you ungrateful little shits??
>>569444691Six seven!
>>568202823>>568353317>>568605589>>569041028I finally checked out Silent Hill 2 because of Pyramid Leyley and saw six seven
>>569441151>imagine bakes
>>569448125No thank you
If you think about it, what if you feed your sister til she's a fat sloth, but then help her lose weight? You'd be her savior! And she'd still have some leftover titty tissue too, right?
Does anybody have that one broccoli head zoomer Andy edit? It was an edit of picrel.
>>569446867>three threads with absolutely normal ass OP imagesAhhh those were the days. Nowadays it feels weird to see some perfectly cute fanart being chosen for the thread OP.Also I've been meaning to say this: what the fuck is this Oldrew edit? For fuck's sake, is it so hard to patch some proper grey hair and call it a day, instead of whoever the hell this Irish grandpa looking fellow is?
>>569448920>Irish grandpaAnon, that edit was made BY an Irishman.
>>569443796Y-yeah, I was? I said *I* don't want to see- anyway, nevermind.
>>569448565>leftover titty tissueloose skin is fucking disgusting you're beyond saving
>>569448994Huh. I was wondering why I have the thought of such a detail, guess I had that memory in my subconscious.I'm on too much /calg/ man...
>>569448565>And she'd still have some leftover titty tissue too, right?No. The extra titty she gains from being fat will be lost if she loses the fat at essentially a 1:1 ratio.
>>569448565>leftover titty tissueThe problem is that leftover titty tissue will be empty. Women who lose weight have nasty boobs. Ladies, don't do it! You're beautiful the way you are!
I want Julia
>>569451879That's a nasty illness, I'll pray for your recovery.
>Ashley falling flat on her ass after slipping on an orange peel
>Andrew falling flat on Ashley's ass after "slipping" on an orange peel
>>569452696
Pleading with Julia to pee on my face for weeks and then really regretting it once it happens
>Andrew falling on Ashley's fat ass after slipping her an orange bikini
>Andrew falling balls first on Ashley’s orange crocs
>>569452920Hilariously cute>>569453061Hilariously hot>>569454426>>569456303Bikini sisters hngh
>>569456448GYAAAAAAAAAAAATT
Happy pride month https://files.catbox.moe/u34scs.png
>>569456650Disgusting
>>569456650>why can't I-I'm scared to ask what this is supposed to mean, but I also much. Is it that he can't cum?
>>569456847Erectile dysfunction
>>569457103What the name of the emotion between humor and disgust? That's kinda where I am right now. I'm half grimacing and half giggling
>>569456650It's really funny that gays have basically spent the better part of half a century doing public relations trying to fix their image only for trannies to absolutely destroy it in the span of a few years.
>>569445749Why does he keep winning!?
>>569456650this is so hot, i wish my sister would do this to me
>>569442942> theme such as you know whatDon't be a fag anon we are allowed to say the incest word here.I agree with you though, those people are utterly abhorrent. They just move from one thing to another ruining the public perception of everything they touch. I don't want to pretend like I know what it feels like to be the creator of such things, but I can't imagine liking it at all...
>>569458375They celebrate grooming while pretending it doesn't happen.
This is one of the best designs I've seen for DILFdrew and MILFley.
>>569463484>he thinks they'll live long enough to visibly ageAnon, I...
>>569443843Pornstars dress like Renee because Renee’s outfit is purposefully MILF coded. Her character design is supposed to capture the hot mom vibe.
>>569444523(You)
>>569464243
>>569441151>image anon I've been immortalized because of the word cloud
>>569443843Who's the girl?
>>569442765Her pussy smells like a campfire. I want to stuff a marshmallow in her cunt and eat the molten results.
just got back from TADC; what did I miss?
>>569445441I was responsible for 129
I'm irresponsible for all of them.
>>569440943not asking for much, just looking for an ending where the siblings are not dead and somewhat happy
>>569467952Pocket Catshley is a dora bowl
>>569441151>understand sybaukysI vill not learn the zoomerbabble
>>569442942>Vocaloid community>TikTok addicts>adult theme such as you know what
If you could have any official Coffin media outside of the game, what would it be? Personally I'd kill for short form comics. I could see Andrew and Ashley's chemistry translating well to that.
>>569473690Yeah I can see that too.
>>569473690Songs + comics + anime adaptation + movie adaptations + book series + amusement park +
>>569473690A trucker/motel/Euro-bongland road trip novel written by Nemlei.
Anons, is she the one?
>>569474785Sir this is The Coffin of Andy and Leyley general?
>>569475741
>>569474053Of course coffinland would sell Nina nugget boxes and ??? cotton candy, but what would the rides be like? A drop tower named "Splat!" is obligatory, but surely we can do better than that.I also want to see the Andrew and Ashley as mascots together. Not just cosplay, I want the full on mascot suits.
>>569472753It's ungrammatical too. That Anon's entire post was ungrammatical!
>In the Delphostate, citizenship will only be awarded upon the birth of an opposite-sex sibling (if you were not born with one)Thoughts?
>>569477075That's kind of cruel. I for one think cousins are fine as substitute siblings in case of siblinglessness or the very common ailment of your sibling being a bitch.
>>569474785Tits too fat. I have yet to see a good Ashley cosplay that looks the same and does have the Ashley spunk.
>>569476893Shut your bitch ass up, kill yourself
Bro why everyone has a fat fetish in this thread
>>569442138Wtf is that creature
>>569445441>>569467837Mmmm, thanks anons. I just can’t get enough posts.
>>569478270>Tits too fatnigga...
>>569441151>trolling kinda basedDamm right :D
>>569465692The ultimate meltdown of ultimate destiny Pictures, rant bros and Fatshleys, as far as the eye can seeAnd only one bake could surviveNow we know who it beAfter the ultimate meltdown of ultimate destiny
Considering Andrew and Ashley will live 50 more years, how many incest babies can they make?
>>569478804Assuming they start breeding when Ashley is 21 or something, and assuming the worst chances for menopause like at 35, and assuming they put 2 years between every child like their own age gap; they should have around 7 or 8 inbred kids. Whom Andrew and Ashley (not Andy and Leyley) will love.
>>569479793If we assume she's used up at around 45 instead, that number could be like 12 or 13!
>>569479923>used upHey! That's no way to talk about your sisterwife!!
>>569480042Don't worry, that used up pussy still has a use.
>>569478313>basic moe thread image>dead as fuck>The Whale ashley thread image>more lively than update threadsI’m being torn apart. I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.
>>569480638You must kill yourself for that sloppa firstly
>>569481245bait
>>569481245I got it off a drawfag on fiverr nigger
Cakeshleyhttps://x.com/i/status/2062604393225015654
>>569483921Catbox it
>>569483921That's not Ashley, not before pregnancy at least.
>>569485358Soon
>>569483921CATBOX IT
>>569484749>>569489268I will when I get home
>>569465486Ruby Rousson
>>569489440When you think about it, isn't it gay to provide sauce? You're trying to help another man get off.
>>569491620When you think about it, being straight is gay.I mean how gay is it being attracted to a woman? All pink, and perfumey, yknow it’s like ooo I like girls, I wanna rub it up against girls… Fag.But, you wanna be really straight? Shove it up another guy’s ass. That’s straight.You guys see what I’m saying? I’m just saying what’s straighter than having sex with another guy.
Your brain cell is fried, /calg/
>>569463484“Dilfdrew” looks like he’s about to tell me steel is heavier than feathers
Wahey!
>>569443843>>569489440>CBT shitposting in the last thread>Anon looks up CBT JOI videos and tells /calg/
>>569440943Cute
>>569495325>not even a cbt videoGet better bait kthx
>>569494543Wahey indeed
>>569496292>title literally in pic>no cbt terms in the keywordsAlso looks like there’s another video of her with the same top (wrong necklace and hair tho) that is cbt, meaning dumbass anon looked her up to stroke his shit, saw that one, and is now self reporting by being fat and stupid.
>>569498346But Anon, you are self-reporting by providing this research!
>>569491932Correct. Simping for your sister is also gay, womanly. You see your sister, she's being cute, ooo, she's so adorable I just have to love her.That's womanly. Real men don't like cute things. You should hate your cute sister.
>>569498427
>>569498346>”Crush your balls.”>$29.99For that price point 3d smartnee better fucking cave in my testicles her damn self
Milk your sister's Hooters
Not sure why we're talking about CBT but does it count if I want a girl to tie a string around my balls and use it like a leash to walk me like a dog around the house?
Science advancing in very important frontiers.https://x.com/centrum_blue/status/2062580826190033363
>>569499586Okay now lets test the enitre british royal family, wait a second why am I being led down this dark hallwa-
>>569499586>normies excommunicate you over a 3% increase in riskWe live in an ethos.
What if Andrew and Ashley stole $200,000 of legos from grandpa
>>569498520I wonder who's behind this post
I had a dream about guilt tripping my sister into kissing me
>>569499586The promise will come true and inbreeding will eventually be almost entirely safe through future technology and science. Trust in God and our strength my brethren (and sistren).
>>569501382
Andrew uses Debian.
>>569501382>>569502238>>569503815
>>569503815System stability ftw, tinkertrannies gtfo
>>569504321Funny that Andrew directly seeks out instability
https://files.catbox.moe/zmb96a.mkv
>>569501509You don't have to guilt trip her for that.
>>569506643
>>569484749>>569489268https://files.catbox.moe/wvahvs.gif
>>569506643>mkvNah nigga you TRIPPIN trippin if you think I'm finna click that
>>569501509Was the dream about installing the superior Linux in exchange for a kiss?
>>569505907>No, instability seeks ME out.
Sex. Sisters. NOW
This has aged well.
>>569474785>>569475903post the video link, faggot
What's your preferred release model?>Burial first>Decay Part 2 first>Wait until they're both done and release together
Thinking about Julia
I'm sorry Ms. HussyOOOOHI am for realNever meant to make your sister cryI apologize a trillion times
>>569516753Decay part 2 first. Getting thrown into one route, then another, then pulled back again into the first just feels unnecessarily discombobulated.
>>569517726...as well as an unnatural way to experience a story.
>>569517726>>569517880what about Pulp Fiction
>>569517190Ain't we all?
>>569516753Release one, and then release the other 4 months later. In reality she's gonna take another year at least to finish the whole mess. So I'd rather get burial first.>inb4 Burial will be split up in two parts too, then Decay 2 in 2027 and Burial Final Chapter in 2028
>>569518006Haven't watched it, but I imagine there's a difference between consciously structuring a story around a non-linear chronology of events vs having that occur simply due to development shenanigans. Coffin is obviously meant to be experienced linearly, and that's how it will be for anyone playing the game once it's finished.
安迪和莱利
>>569517726That’s ridiculous because Burial hasn’t even started. Decay has had a new episode for a long time.
>>569518930>Haven't watched itIt's 2026 dude
>>569519294I haven't seen it either
>>569519025knock it off with that ching chong language, we only speak American here goddamnit
Todas las promesas de mi amor se irán contigoMe olvidarás, me olvidarásJunto a la estación yo lloraré igual que un niñoPor que te vas?Por que te vas?
>>569520478>>569521431you were saying?
>>569522426they have to go back, they're in this thread illegally
>>569519276?If Burial is gonna be released first (and Nemlei's latest devlog implies that's the most likely outcome), we'll go from Episode 3A's Cliffhanger, to getting thrown back to Episode 2's divergence to go through Episode 3B and finish that. Then presumably a few months after that we'll go back to where Episode 3A left off to start Episode 4.
>>569522645Burial and decay are different playthroughs. Burial has already been waiting possibly longer than you would for decay part 2.
>>569522541The border crossed us, gringo
>>569522932we won the war, we set the border. now get a move on, compadre
>>569523048>we won the war, we set the borderJajaja thousands dead because you wanted to have us, and now you do. Thanks, honestly
>>569522645>release episode 4 before episode 3 is finished
>>569522932BASADO Y ROJOPASTILLADOARRIBA ARRIBAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYBYeL20x-Y
>>569523857Nephew-bearing hips
>>569523857Solo quedan las ganas de llorarAl ver que nuestro amor se alejaFrente a frente, bajamos la miradaPues, ya no queda nada de qué hablar, nada WE LOVE JEANETTE IN THIS GENNY YES SIR WE DO!
>>569524030Give me your other micshleys. All I have are the two eyes closed ones
>>569524126Those are the only ones I have
Pinche myate. vuelve a tu país, puto.
>>569516753>be nemlei >satirize indie developers for getting distracted with side projects>get distracted with burial when you are supposed to be finishing decay>the cliffhanger will now last 2 years>the cliffhanger you wanted to avoid so badly that you tried to delay 3ANemlei is a whore.
Good night /calg/, I've hit the stage of sleep deprivation where I'm hallucinating the sounds of car engines and women screaming.
>>569517880>unnatural way of experiencing the storyIsn’t the whole point of these Early Access labels to tell us to expect exactly that? We’re not playing a telltale game waiting for episodes, it’s an unfinished full game. We were actively told not to expect polished fluidity as stuff is released piecemeal or changed.>>569525537>side project>finishing the current episodealso trying to delay it til the rest of episode 3 is ready means she tried to keep you from this exact problem
>>569526334>the sounds of car engines and women screamingThat's you driving your sister around, isn't it.
>decaypists complaining about a two year cliffhangerLet me tell you how long Burialans have been having to wait for THEIR ‘cliffhanger’
>>569526518We're talking about preference. I'm not going to cry if Burial comes out first. I'll be very happy that we're getting any content at all after more than a year of waiting, but we can still say that one order of release is better than another and give our reasons for it. That's not the same as petitioning Nemlei against it, or even dismissing a different opinion.>>569523634"Episode 3" is a pretty meaningless signifier as its two constituent episodes are fully independent of each other. The only thing that they share is their place in the chronological sequence, whereas Episode 3A is dependent on the release of Episode 4 (as it is incomplete without it).>>569528437Funny, I used to prefer Burial myself, but I dropped the whole route partisanship once 3A actually released. Not to say I'm Decaypist; I'll only turn into one if Burial releases and ends up being underwhelming for one reason or another, but the only reason for worry I see so far is that, by the looks of it, Burial is shaping up to be somewhat smaller in scope compared to Decay.
https://x.com/i/status/2062964452043923732
>>569530424Why do so many artists add shit like ear gauges and nail polish? Neither of them even gives off those vibes.
>>569540269they look trashy
>>569540750That is my objection, yes! And put a damn shirt on!
>>569540750The tag is connected to his body?
>>569540750>Just bought my Andy from the Andy store.>Time to try it out!
>>569540750Where are the nipples?
>>569541473the tag on his neck is his nipples
>>569541179OI LAD IS THAT A FOOKIN VOTECRYING ARTWORK? IT IS MA SON, WAHEEEEEEEY!
>>569537713Ahhh, fine, I'll reply to anon with b_ahh[BUST].png. But only this one post, okay?
>>569541760Suckling on Andrew's tag...
!
>>569542441coffin hitting the big stage
>>569542441Half Life 3 confirmed.
Time, Dr. Graves? Is it really that time again?
>>569545275
>>569542441Once coffin gets out of early access we WILL win GOTY.
>>569542441The Coffin of Half Life 3
Sending Andrew and Ashley to Nova Prospekt!
>>569548614Not if Friend B has anything to say about it!
A-Ashley I don’t think I like this place… the preacher is nice but everything looks creepy…
>>569545414By win if you mean even more new people who will torture all my days (since I'm never leaving here) then yeah
>>569550775read epictetus
>>569554750They say, sisters may be cats
>>569555402A daring proposition
I used to think one day we'd tell the story of usHow we met and the sparks flew instantlyAnd people would say, "They're the lucky ones"I used to know my place was a spot next to youNow I'm searching the room for an empty seat'Cause lately I don't even know what page you're onOh, a simple complicationMiscommunications lead to fall outSo many things that I wish you knewSo many walls up I can't break throughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-QGeo_dpn4
>>569550775Tourists and secondaries come and go. All we can do is gatekeep and persist.
Wew lad, this took longer than because I’m not an artist. But, in honor completing my rifle build, I drew my wife shooting my SOPMOD Block II
i'm so fucking UP for glassesshley
>>569540269he's a straight twink. y'know, the kind of twink who people assumes he's gay but he's actually only into girls.also, he's extremely skinny but a bit toned, if y'know what I mean>>569540750exactly like this
>>569565502No need to over explain, he's just a tumblr sexyman
>>569560894“Gatekeeping and persist” as in fuck the threads up beyond belief over whatever minor trigger occurs that hour
Julia is going to come back and somehow be even cuter than before
>>569499586>5% without screening>2% with screeningIf the post in question is citing the source I think it's citing for that statistic (Teratology Primer, 3rd Ed.): that is *not* an accurate statistic in terms of predictive outcome and calls to question the validity of their testing or research if they don't even understand the sources of their numbers.
>>569562750We do a little slopping
When's the Coffin of Ashley and Thouglas mod gonna happen?
>>569568493I thought it already did?
>>569563040ackshualeyley is so cute
>>569542441so, what was it?
>>569441725We some new fat art, i'd kill for fat Julia
>>569441725I LIKE 'EM BIGI LIKE 'EM CHUNKYI LIKE 'EM ROUND I LIKE 'EM PLUMPYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK0zZGUidMs
Speaking of fat bitch friday songs that Fat Chicks one from last thread is pretty funny beyond what was written>>569320504>Buddy, what can I say, man?>I just love lovin' fat chicks, man>You can kind of take advantage of 'em 'cause it's not like they get dick anyways>All you gotta do is buy 'em some food and they'll suck your dick for free, man>You don't even have to pay nothin'>chorus>Buddy, let me tell you how much I love my fat chicks, man>Love 'em to death>Get her a Taco Bell Chalupa>And she'll let me play with her fupa>Lift up her stomach and eat her cooter>They said, "You're too big to work for Hooters">Tried to be a stripper, but they said, "You can be a bouncer">She just wants money for some Quarter Pounders>Couldn't have car sex because she rolled over and broke my armrest>But man, fat girl's head is the best>Love 'em over three hundred, they got big breasts>I love getting smothered in her pair of titties>Ate her out on her period, and she gave me diabetes>She loves her dessert, I call her a sweetie>Skew, brother
>>569572239>i'd kill for fat JuliaYou will receive a list of names in the mail
>page 9
>>569528437Nemlei said Episode 2 doesn't have a Cliffhanger
if andrew doesn't fuck ashley i know who will
>>569579901Six Seven?
>>569580534Six Seven!
>>569579454the hand.
>>569580903It's an open ending, not a cliffhanger
>>569579901Doctor Dick?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3z6i69ovzs
Groping is a primeval instinctual act of possessive marking by males towards their partners. Grope your sister.
>>569581023
>>569568493Still patiently waiting for the inevitable gender-bend mod
>>569583092Nemlei herself, to pre-empt any comparisons while we were voting on 3A's release, said Episode 2 doesn't have any cliffhangers.
https://youtu.be/uVMg1Ub-6-Y>I won't return to my coffin until we put Andy and Leyley in theirsHoly shit he actually said that
>>569580756Lil' Andy needs to be raped by his older sister Ashley
why is this thread so boring and slow when last thread was fun and fast
>>569585240Because the last thread was just reviving old spergouts from being absolutely fucking incapable of swallowing bait. /Calg/ should not be that way. You are not here to have fun being genuinely retarded in place of playing the game. Play the game again. This is an order.
>>569583590Clearly it’s because she’s ESL, and also fat and stupid
>>569585240>>569585397/calg/ did a lot of soul searching in the last thread. It was good that we had that thread.
>>569585831Tbh sounds more like she meant that both paths will resolve the plot point, or that it’s not immediately pressing?
>>569585831Nonsense, the dead ends aren't endings btw
>>569585831>fatcute>stupidcute. Nemnems is cute.
>>569585972Did they take desu off the word filter?
>>569587427If you capitalize the T it in Tbh it doesn't get filtered tBh tbH TBh tBH DESU desu
>>569586283Nothing happens after them
>>569585397My favorite part is still that I wasn’t even baiting with the OP image. I genuinely think it’s funny and would go largely ignored. It takes a special kind of anon to chimp out biting empty hooks.
>>569588761Our autists are self-trolling at this point. There's really no point in getting so visibly upset about it that you spam the thread, because either you're right that they're trolling and you just gave them endless entertainment and a reason to keep doing it, or they weren't trolling and you look like an even more massive bitch than you would have.Did you thread snipe or something? Or was it really just "this image made me REALLY fucking mad?"
>>569589427>Did you thread snipe or something? Or was it really just "this image made me REALLY fucking mad?"NTA but no. He baked first, the other guy acknowledged that and still seethebaked a second, then sperged out when his bake was deleted
>>569589567Jesus. Not that a thread snipe would justify a spergout of that magnitude, but I can at least understand an attempt at double-baking to undercut the obvious troll thread made at Page 6 missing half the shit from the OP.
>>569589707>missing half the shit from the OPHmm?
>>569589937There was someone who would constantly snipe bakes with shitty OP posts missing a bunch of shit with dogshit images and either baked way too early or the minute somebody suggested they were baking.
>>569589707>I can at least understand an attempt at double-baking I can't, because I'm not autistic. I've had bakes ready only for someone else to do it first with an OP I disliked. It happens all the time. I never tried to ruin the thread for everyone else because, again, I don't have autism
>>569456650
>>569590112The thing is that the "justifiable" double-bakes we've had happened with very little fanfare and were naturally more successful than the thread snipe, causing it to get deleted. It wasn't a massive spergout. To that end I would say it was fine because clearly the people had spoken.
>>569589707Not only was it not a thread snipe, I only did it because I was F5ing furiously with no bake after like 10-30 minutes. Figured I’d use my fatshley /calg/ consoomer edit because someone voted for it in another thread when I first made it and it’s bake related. I refreshed to see if someone made one like three times while prepping the post. Plus the idea of obeseshley getting so tired of waiting for her bakes that she shakes the earth coming to get them herself was amusing to me.
>>569583590>>569585831Nemlei's exact words>Neither Episode 1 nor 2 ended on a cliffhanger.>While the overarching narrative remains unfinished, both episodes successfully concluded the part of the story they set out to tell. In a sense she's right, a tease for the next part is not a cliffhanger. It's actually Dan Harmon's story circle which is based on the Hero's Journey.>A character is in a zone of comfort,They start the episode free>But they want something.They need money>They enter an unfamiliar situation,They go to their parent's house>Adapt to it,Dinner + kidnapping their parents>Get what they wanted,The money>Pay a heavy price for it,Kill their parents + vision>Then return to their familiar situation,They're again free and have some money>Having changed.The post-vision stuff, personality and the mark on Andrew
>not really a fan>never played the game>largely indifferent to the entire thingjust thought I'd let you all know that I wanna fuck the mom till her eyes pop out
>>569590369>not really a fan>never played the game>largely indifferent to the entire thing>reneefagSasuga
>>569590348idk the image didn't really bother me, it's clearly someone's fetish but for everyone who doesn't have that particular fetish it just looks too absurd to be taken seriously. Plus, even if it did "tarnish our image" I don't really care because if that's enough to filter you the thread was better off without you anyway, because you know, non-gacha /vg/ threads are notorious for their steady influx of catalogue-scrolling new blood.
>>569590348Your bake was funny, anon, don't lose hope
We gonna have 200 posts of this now?
>>569590349I guess!Cliffhanger or not it’s a loose thread that’s been dormant for Burial for a very long time, and calling them 3A and 3B to me conveys that they’re both Episode 3 but different paths based on your choices which makes perfect sense, I do not consider episode 3 finished without both
>>569590646It was super faggoty behavior, dude. Of course people are still annoyed by it
>>569590530Nemmers intentionally made Rahney hotter Ashlee
>>569590646I was actually pretty much done talking about it since I said everything I could conceivably want to, but I'm happy to continue talking about it.
>>569590769You don't need to waste time living vicariously in the last thread.
>>569590879Anon... that's not what "living vicariously" means.
>>569590573Yeah it’s not even my fetish, I just saw that original on Google images and lost my shit at how she looked, the face and “give me another pizza” especially. Plus I’m fucking addicted so it’s like that for me, I must consume endless posts, I hunger for more rare Ashleys every day
>>569590646Hopefully he'll go to bed soon.
>>569590646>>569590879>>569590646It’s not like we got to have any real fuckin posts in it
>>569591145that's a cute 'shley
>>569590879Time you enjoy wasting is never wasted time
>>569591236Even better if it's someone else's time you're wasting instead of yours.
>>569591054Fuck, how did he know?Im sorry anon but it’s just not samefagging. You can tell yourself that if it helps.
>>569591291Well of course, then you're stealing their time to add it to your happy time. It's good time squared>>569591331I made this post
>>569591379Then... don't
Whatever man. /calg/ is just becoming so lame these days and you can't blame nemlei for not releasing content on your schedule.
>>569591534>/calg/ is just becoming so lame these daysThis is purely a (You) problem, I like coming here. Feel free to leave at any point.
>>569591534See you tomorrow
>>569591534yeah this scene is dead, i'm outta here
>>569591615Only place to get real speculation out of devblogs whenever they come out and wasn't drinking the "no incest" koolaid. Just gotta put up with it until Nemlei graces us.
>>569591406We are one. Also thanks me, I’ve never seen that Ashley before, we like it
>>569591738We are on the internet equivalent of bathroom stall graffiti. Try Reddit.
>>569591761The Diumind grows ever stronger...
>>569591910>try the place that shills THAT mod and hates incestno?
>>569590156Imagine being pulled into hell and satan calls you a troon.
>>569590156>>569592327Oh shit, is Coffin a trans allegory?
>>569592026I’m sure there’s a place and if not just make one, it’s
>>569592438OH NO, not another one
>>569592647No hold on, it actually makes a lot of senseOk, no it doesn't. I don't actually have anything prepared. But I assure you that I will take some skooma and go to sleep and wake up with a great bit that'll bring this all home
Fucking Julia build joined my raid today as a tank and died to the cultist minions in 20 fucking seconds. Can Kit9 make it so healers can’t queue as tanks already, Jesus Christ
>>569592765The Coffin of Trandy and Poonley ;_;
>>569592882She's trying her best! She sees all the words and gets confused!
>>569474785>>569475903no, Patrick, people getting caught doing consensual incestuous intercourse does not count as a valid TCoAaL momentplus real life incest is still gross unlike fictional incest which is still hot btw
>>569593921>real life incest is still grossretard
I should go to bed but I'm choosing to accept the headcanon that Julia has aspergers. Not that she's a full blown autist, but she's just slightly strange. She struggles somewhat with maintaining conversations and sometimes gets upset by certain sounds and/or textures. I love her so much
>>569596696Can't spell "irresistible" without sis.
>>569598938Is it wrong that I want to cum into her ears?
>>569598953yes. cum should be reserved for your imouto
Burga
>>569600109>Gee, thanks anon. You didn't have to. *hyuck hyuck* *munch munch* *buuuuuuuuuurp*
https://x.com/sietrist/status/2063086149162401988
>>569600109>>569600247
I forgot to buy my sister donuts for Donut Day....should I kill myself?
>>569601270Just buy her donuts today
>>569601270>he has a sister>might have brothers tooCount your blessings.
>>569602469>blessingsIsn't siblings the word for them in えいご?
>>569602715>えいご
Gomennasai, Nemurei...
>>569603576The Last Nemurai
>>569526518>We were actively told not to expect polished fluidityIf there is no devlog next month I will polish Nemlei's asshole with my cock and you best believe there will be a fluidity in her rectum
Nemlei is a whore
Nemlei is a dignified woman.
>>569601270No, make up for it by filling her donut with cream
>>569590369My man
>>569477252What about giving siblingless people citizenship upon marrying their cousins?
Sister sex
Is Nemlei good for you?
>>569608447illegal
has anyone else been getting the cold shoulder/insults from randoms for their coffin avatars more often now?i didn't experience this kind of shit months ago so what gives
>>569613578That just means we're getting popular!
>>569613578There was an attempted mass shooting in America and the shooter's manifesto listed Ashley Graves as his biggest inspiration. Ergo, right wingers think you're a troon and left wingers think you're a white supremacist potential shooter
>>569614004>hated womenI can definitely see it
Funny how the general with some of the most women is also among the most racist
>KICK THAT NIGGER HUSSY OFF THE PLANE!
>>569614114Nemlei would fit right in
https://x.com/i/status/2062928533383761994
>>569614114But this isn't the genshin or Wuwa general?
>>569614256Aren't gacha generals just full of Southeast Asians?
>>569614004i didn't see any mention of this game from the news about the shooting, i guess it was an internet only thing but stilli fucking changed some of my pfp to this oil painting of an uncrustable and have been getting normal interactions for a couple days now
https://files.catbox.moe/vogni6.mp4
You would never get this in burial btw. Decay supremacy
>>569615209I will get better in Burial.
>>569615209At least Decay won't have incest
>>569615209>would never get this in burial btwNever say never.
>>569615350Could have just shown the CG it was from, in cliffhanger when Andrew tries to tell Ashley not to make any deals with ??? while he's gone and then subsequently starts falling into an LU trap and making the same mistake he just warned Ashley not to do.
I like that after Ashley's initial happiness about the gift she realizes that she's been friend zoned.
>>569615578It's an oldfag prediction of what it could be like when it was first teased
Let's all love Jane!
>>569616904>tfw no protective flatchested gf
>>569616904Shuichi Saihara? Is that you?
>>569616904>>569617365
>>569616904>>569617810unlimited cock inside Jane
Sisters are monsters
>>569440943Theoretically, what would happen if Ashley was flat?
>>569622752>if
>>569622752See >>569542031
>>569622752andrew would question his sexuality and fuck julian in college instead
>>569622752*were
>>569622752All sisters are cute. Small sisters, tall sisters, flat sisters, cat sisters, fat sisters, busty sisters.
>>569625310what about boy sisters (male)?
>>569625310Some are uh... cuter than others.
>>569625310>fat sistersmmmmmmmm, fat sisters...
>>569626812need to get a handful of ashleys love handles
>>569622856Supposedly flat btw
>>569626334Like hamsisters
I need a woman like Ashley so badly, anon. I want a bratty bitchy sister to ruin my life. Where could I find one?
Such a perfect woman
>>569631472sisterbutt... erotic...
>>569631531
>>569629283So you're back huh... What, were you visiting family?
>>569631809sister buttpillow
>>569628928>Like h-CRUNCH
>>569634570>rapidly compressing sissile material
Threadly reminder bratty sisters are for hard anal correction.>>569633195Was busy winning at life, traveling around the country but managed to finally settle down.
>>569635085nah that's just gross
>>569626812Fuck this is so perfect
>>569635337Would Doug fuck Ashley if given the chance?
>>569636904no
>>569636904No.
>>569625310Fellas (What?) Fellas (What?)Grab your left nut, make your right one jealous (What?)Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girlsTall girls, small girls, I'm calling all girlsEveryone report to the dance floorIt's your chance for a little romance orButt squeezin', it's the seasonJust go (Ah-ah-ah-ah), so appeasin'Now I'm gonna make you danceIt's your chance, yeah, boy, shake that assWhoops, I mean girl, girl, girl, girlGirl, you know you're my worldhttps://youtu.be/9dcVOmEQzKA
>>569635337WE FUCKING LOVE FAT GIRLS
>>569637337worth the weight
Skinny sisters, simple as.
>>569639113pussy facing the world
>>569639113fat sister means more sister, more sister more better
>>569638364Maybe the weight is the worth
>>569639276Fat sister means more sister per sister. Scientists say it's possible to reach 2 or even 3 sisters in a single sister.
Can't I have a moderately sized sister?
I want to show my appreciation for Nemlei as she wrote 100 lines of dialog for this scene, it's absolutely insane how many different branches there are based on your decisions.
>>569639705Thighley controversial idea.
Ask a normie if he'd feel uncomfortable if his sister were more beautiful
>>569639113That is a fucking excellent crotch, good job Nemlei, I am going to masturbate now.
Who's the worse parent, Renee Graves or William Afton?
>>569639965It will be a BITCH to translate!
Is Andrew a realistic depiction of siscons trying to date?
Everybody keeps talking about dadbods, but nobody even mentions SISBODS. Sisterhood gives a woman an incredible fucking figure, I haven't met one sister whose ass was flat or ugly, or whose tits weren't shapely or perky, or whose hips weren't wider than her shoulder width. It's always at least one of those. There's something about sisters...
>>569645195Everyone here is literally Andrew, I don't see why you need to ask us, just do some self reflection.
>3 year development cycle for some totally not a VN RPG maker slopHow do you guys live with yourselves
>>569647415By fucking your sister
>>569645768Need me a PAWG to be very desu
>>569647415
>>569646929>Everyone here is literally AndrewI'm not.
>>569649815Everyone here is literally one of the characters Nemlei has made or Nemlei herself. Which one are you?
>>569473690just a animated series and that's it (like the brazilians are doing it right now)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD1Ed0PLuJM
>>569649815Yeah we all know you would be the sister, womanly kun.
>>569650932I'm not the guy who argues like a woman (he does, in fact, argue like a woman)
>>569650326You know who I am.
New vtbkkfhttps://x.com/i/status/2063265450671341970
>>569651590I desperately need this, Ashley please, I need you!
>>569650326I, and a pretty decent portion of this general are literally Thiu.
pic related is the only alternate reality tcoaal mod i would play
>>569639965Fuck off, now I have to find them all. Curse you Nemlei!
Andy and leyley andy and leyley
>>569652604LNDY lND AeyAeY!! LNDY lnD AEYAeY!! LNDY LND AEYAEY!!!!!!
>>569653623Leyley, are you having a stroke or something? You aren't making any sense...
>>569653623She a lil cray cray
>>569653846Anby, gravy lays habing uh stronk
>>569654019What? Eh, i'm sure you'll figure it out...
https://x.com/Bisobisobro/status/2063300626067370454
>>569655285
>>569655285Sisters are sour!
Release date predictions? I'm going with early autumn.
>>569661236I say october
>>569666354Sisters are edible
Said Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we needWe can go to the park, after dark, smoke that tumbleweedAs the marijuana burn, we can take our turnSingin' them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like Cheech & ChongAnd sell tapes from here to Hong Konghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIMcktul77c
>>569668286Fact check: mostly false. Although technically true, there is no circumstance where eating your sibling is preferable to starvation.
>>569668629That’s just because Andrew tastes like a piece of shit for an amazing reason
>>569653931>>569654213>>569654213Goddamnit, Andy, she’s doing it again! Get over there and rape her already.
>>569670110I... what?
>>569652258>>569583103We will get a genderbend mod trvst
>>569671062>getYou know you can just make it if you really want it that badly?
>>569671310I can't write or draw
>>569671450I figured.
>>569670316I-I meant… the thing I told you… your sister’s reset button. I… I called it that because she… well it’s called something different when she can’t… consent.. I mean when she’s unsound…Look, just forget it, forget I said it. And that other word too, consent.. it doesn’t mean anything to you, you got it? Don’t talk about it at school.Now fu- I mean reset your sister already. She’s going to start seizing. So help me God if I have to pay for the emergency room.
>>569651310You're Nemsenberg...
>>569660441>eating a sister (out)>she's sourDon't forget to keep good track of your sister's pH levels. You know how.
>>569674259Your goddamn right.
>giant tits>shirt falling out>grinding directly cock to assMe dies
>>569674778*You’re
https://x.com/i/status/2063091666647474656
>>569676426Nerdley is cuteley
>>569443556The game has a very sincere humanity too it in the midst of all the pure evil. Not many marketed products have that and they don't feel like even a remote mirror of anyone's lived experience. This game is different. It touches on sorrow, longing, loss, betrayal and fear. But it also has an unusual undercurrent of hope for a better future, even if the choices the characters make lead to utter ruin. That's truly rare. Especially in a video game story. We see smiling and joy in our anti heroine. That's VERY rare. Rare in a way that makes me think most writers don't know what a woman smiling even looks like nor why a woman would ever smile. These characters are human. Selfish, sinful, terrible humans but humans none the less. Nemli hit it out of the park on this one.
>>569678230>Nemli hit it out of the park on this one.AND she has a pussy, I still can't believe it
>>569678384Everyone loves cats, of course she'd have one.
>>569678384Women are better writers of romance than men.
>>569678897Don't want to start this shit but no
One time I went into this fatshley’s room and there were two romance novels on the nightstand and when her closet opened it was wall to wall floor to ceiling stacks of romance novels, all in that same small paperback format.I felt like I should run- and in the fullness of time I was proven right that I should have. Romance novel chicks are fucking freaks. Rando r9kfoid probably would’ve been less of an experience.
>>569681075>Don't want to start this shitThen don't argue with me. You know I'm right. Find me one male written romance you'd say is better than Coffin. I'll wait
>>569678897Women often excel in the moment-to-moment writing, but fall apart in the big picture.
>>569684662That's an invalid challenge because nothing is better than Coffin for me.
>>569687826I can agree with that. After all, the weakest part of Coffin is definitely the whole parasites plotline. Still though, romance is about moment to moment. So I think my point stands>>569688901Then you know I'm right, even without admitting it
>>569684662Coffin. Isn’t nemlei’s sex a guess?
Also I don’t remember Romance on the genres for Coffin. And the romance within is so-so and deliberately largely abusive.
>>569690007No, Nemlei is definitely sex.
>>569690001>romance is about moment to momentThat’s how you know a foid (or someone trolling as one) wrote this
>>569690007Technically, yes. But knowers know she's a girl>>569690249>the romance within is so-so
>>569690732If you're the anon who said he didn't want to argue, why bother with name calling? Some of us are here to have actual conversations about the gameIf you aren't that anon, do you expect me to care about name calling? You're wrong, whether you accept it or not
>>569690249I'd say it's definitely part romance. It's not "healthy" but there is 100% a romantic element to Andrew and Ashley's codependency. I personally like it for the character driven aspects, but you can't deny there's an element of romance to it.Who wouldn't want an imouto who is incapable of existing without you and you without her though!>>569690732For real, I don't really seek out romance or anything but I haven't seen a single thing written by a foid that I view as truly romantic outside of coffin and a short imouto manga. It truly is one of a kind in the west.
>>569691042>I don't really seek out romance>I haven't seen a single thing written by a foid that I view as truly romanticAt some point, the fault lies with you
>>569690896>if you’re the anonBut I’m not, also foid isn’t name calling
Though not outright romance, this game has romantic elements.
>>569691226>also foid isn’t name calling"or someone trolling as one" certainly is. Look, obviously you don't intend to have an actual conversation, so I'll let you have the last word
>>569691042>It's not "healthy" but there is 100% a romantic element to Andrew and Ashley's codependency.Yes, but that doesn’t put it in the romance genre. I don’t even think Nemlei would put romance down on a list of genres. It’s our focus but is it really the focus?
>>569690896I am the original anon and I didn't argue with you because before Coffin I had never seen any romance written by women that isn't plain>he six-foot-sixed across the room 12%bodyfatly, grabbing me with his extremely large hands and consensually raping me before going to his job as CEOThis means that Coffin is a divine exception that has breached Nemlei's womanhood by God's will shattering the laws of the universe, therefore it doesn't count, ackshualleyley. Checkm8 librul.
>>569691438>name calling>not a nameYou can stop trying to white knight now.
>>569691514>before Coffin I had never seen any romance written by women that isn't plainCan you name 3? I'm not trying to be glib, it's just that I've had this conversation before and the vast majority of the time the person has never actually read romance written by a woman, they're just going off of memes.
Spider-man: No Way Home is my favorite romance movie
>>569691472From the Q&A devlog:>The target demographic is women who enjoy true crime shows, gothic romance, and dark comedy.I know target demographic =/= genre, but there's clearly some overlap and I'd say the elements that are there are thematic. Also, ouch on that "women" part. Coffin is clearly the most masculine game out there.
>>569692220That’s literally a joke
What if Andy never had Leyley? We know he was uniquely well behaved despite being hated for being born (as a boy) and I got to thinking today could those be correlated? Did Leyley being born refocus Andy from vying for mom’s approval? How would Renee and Andrew evolve differently?Much more interesting question to explore to me than what if we retcon everything so Renee and Andrew are in the quarantine but we barely change the events and retcon more to make them cohesive
>>569694312What compels you faggots to bring that fucking mod up out of nowhere?
>>569694389To upset you specifically
>>569694389>filter comment Problems are solved.
>>569661236>early autumnWhich hemisphere?
>>569701741Finnish hemisphere
Reminder that Ashley is canonically homophobic #PrideMonth
That’s because she’s scared Andrew could be a fag and I can’t blame her
>>569703373That's because Ashley is based.
It is a national tragedy that my sister's very large breasts, some of the largest I've ever seen, are sitting there unpregnantly instead of nourishing the next generation. I bet she would lactate fucking titanium and her kids would grow up to be 8ft tall.
>>569703373ashley is julias sex slave
July status?
*kisses your brother*Problem?
>>569709921after June
>>569703373Ashley would make best friends with Ameliahttps://youtu.be/3B4524ot5BM
Julia status?
>>569712186Why is all the material of this chick just AI slop?
>>569712458Because FotM doesn't inspire actual effort from human beings.
>>569712458because all Pencilslop artists are inherently left-wing and are Pro-Immigration just like any other liberals from UK
>>569713802Trying to start an argument by saying stupid shit is a bad way to kick up thread activity.
>>569462520>They just move from one thing to another ruining the public perception of everything they touch.they are called tourists for a good reason, anon.and that's why it's very important to gatekeep things you like.otherwise, you'll have to deal with these obnoxious complainers in your tl all day.
>saying this while posting furryshityeah, thanks for proving his point dumbshit
>>569714883Furry game.
>>569714883>furryshit
>these two posters above
i don't get the furry hate
>>569715381You're the one crying about "furry," want me to find your binky, nigga?
>>569715059Why is Nina a goat?
>>569715441furries are known to be the internet's biggest degenerate since the creation of the latterthey are very known for being very lust-driven (they cant think of anything but sex and rape all day), literal faggots (98% of them are lgbt-coded), very disgusting criminals (there are some horrible cases of them murdering and even fucking raping actual animals, mostly dogs) and most importantly, they're absolutely hypocrites (known for call everyone who enjoys incest and lolis a pedophile, while vehenmently defending anthro porn and fictional bestiality)that's it's morally ok to hate them bc one thing that's more hateable than lolicons are furries
Oh boy, more dumbass pointless melties over innocuous shit
>>569716435Sisters are cats. This is known.
>>569716245>schizo rant about furries that for some reason quickly turns into how jacking off to kids is morally superior to jacking off to Judy hoppsok bro
>there are furrytroons lurking in this thread rngood thing all of you degens will meet your end right after the 41% grows to 100%
Am I a furry if I want to have sex with this?
>>569716862No, HMoFA is perfectly acceptable as long as it's your sister.
>>569716862Yes. It's a 3 on the furfucker scale. 1 being a regular fox and 5 being a kitsune anime girl.
I want to apologise again for the autistic furry argument a few months ago. I dunno if you're still here but there was a disagreement over the definition of "furry" that made us talk past each other: in my view a "furry" was just the anthropomorphic characters themselves. However, I missed that when people say they hate furries, they're not saying they hate anthropomorphic characters, nor are they even saying they wouldn't have lots of unprotected sex with pic related; they are referring to an almost ideological subculture that promotes disgusting behaviour. I can see now that many artists, who would on paper be "furry artists", do not consider themselves part of the "furry community".
>>569717786That's an extremely cute 'shley.
>>569717786I guess this is why my sister gets enraged when I call her a furry
>>569718248Why do you call your sister a furry?
>>569718604Because she occasionally buys furry porn on print
>>569716934How can it be HMoFA if she's your sister?
Slightly anthro? Sure. Furshit? No.
>>569719170Male child is born human, female child is born fluffy. Which means your nephson will be a normal dude and your daughterniece will look like your sistercat.
>>569719282I don't understand the genetics. You're not even the same species. Is it a case of pic related?
>>569718794>tfw no goonette sister
>>569719386No no no, she's still genetically 100% your sister, it's just that male children come out human and female children are daughtercatnieces.
>>569719386I would rather have sex with a full on anthro than a negress. They're more attractive and you're less likely to catch a disease
>>569720139
Natural hyperincompetence Noelle, wife of Anon.
>>569720632pisswhore
Sissy Hypno son or Furry daughter?
>>569720753Furry daughter molesting the faggotry out of the sissy hypno son
i just want to say no furry ever called me a south american monkey so theres that
>>569721117Shut the fuck up and mow my lawn before I call ICE.
>>569715652Because she's the devil
>>569653623ANDY aND NinA!! ANDY anD NinA!! ANDY AND NinA!!!!!!
>>569722214Andrew and Shinji have both masturbated to unconscious girls
>>569614242Sisterboobs make the world a much better place
>>569722798Anon makes the world a much better place!
>>569722798Sex. With sisters. And their tits.
>>569720632I wish Noelle would stand up for herself more. She's anon's wife but he treats her like a servant, and I'm pretty sure he makes her do weird sexual stuff she doesn't like.
>>569723757
>>569723757When has Anon ever mistreated his wife Noelle?
>>569723138Sister tittyfucking!
>>569725771Why does she kind of look like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
>>569728310>Hunger ForceIs this the new anime from Africa?
Did you know that rabbits are not native to Australia? Some white faggot released many bunnies to hunt them later on. Then they multiplyed like crazy and became invasive. That's why we say breeding like rabbits. So anyway Can Andrew and Ashley save Europe from population crisis?
>All those degenerates thinking 20 year old Andrew would be attracted to kidleyWhy? He'd be in dad mode 24/7 if the age gap was that wide
>>569729395I say we legally require redhead siblings to marry
>>569730180This. His attraction to Leyley comes from trauma bonding at a young age, if she was born when he was 10 years old then he'd feel nothing of the sort.
How does the entity manipulate his realm? He created that bedroom with running water for Ashley. Does he just will it into existence? Does it cost soul energy to do so? How does he create the objects in the room? Do you get access to a "buy mode" like in the Sims when you turn into an entity?
>>569731087ThE mySTeRiEs of ThE OthEr WorLD Are BeYonD MoRTaL ComPrEHenSiON. DoN't BeLiEve AnyTHiNG tHaT sTuPiD BoOk SaYs.
>>569731475Talking with the thingy must be exhausting
>>569443843>>569495325>>569498346>>569499140Men have two moods:Femdom goon seshRabid misogyny
>>569731087I think the dreamworld conjures up manifestations from one's psyche kinda like Silent Hill. So ???'s realm is simply manifested from his psyche much like the dark TV room is manifested from Andrew and Ashley's.Also Nemlei casually renamed it to the Realm Between in 3A when it was originally the Realm INBETWEEN.
>>569732180>spoilersHacklei, fix it NOW.
>>569732180ESL here. What's the difference? Is inbetween between the between? I thought it's just another word with the same meaning that was made up from saying in between instead just between
>>569732474They could be used interchangeably to be fair.
>>569732474Between should be used as a preposition while inbetween should be used as an adjective or adverb.
>>569732741ie Realm Inbetween is the correct name. NEMLEI NEEDS TO FIX THE FUCKING GAME! YOU CUNT!
>>569709921>>569712442autocorrect is a bitch, isn't it?
>>569732852Delayed by another 4 months to sort out this problem.
>>569733203Thank you Nemurei-sama! Go! Go out and zap to the extreme!
Does anyone still have that drawing of the anthropomorphic Nemcat with fucking killer childbearing hips and a devilish smile?
>>569712442Still haven't gotten into Juilliard.
The greatest irony of haggotry is that Renee shaves. A hag without a bush is like a Muslim without a bomb
>>569730180I love fey's artstyle it gives a different vibe to coffin. I really want to draw like her. I wish she would draw coffin again instead of gacha game slop
>>569734950When Episode 3 comes out she will return
>>569732741Inbetween works both as an adjective, adverb, and preposition. To avoid the ambiguity, you should try writing it correctly.
Imagine Andrew Graves being your English professor.
>Andrew and Ashley Graves had established themselves to town a little while ago>It was unclear what european country they originated from, but most people found their similar appearances amusing at times>Claim they were childhood friends who truama bonded from abusive parents >Outward appearances painted them as an average immigrant power couple >Andrew was a full time English professor at the University of Montgomery >Did part time accounting work at a local firm in the evenings>Ashley was a proud stay at home mother to a pair of twins>Busy bodied and sold baked goods to the local community >They were loved and endearing by all around them>though peeking through the facade you can tell something wasn't quite right about them>That's when I decided to dig deeper>what I discovered made me never look at them the same way again.
>>569720632More like natural hyperincontinence
>>569736992He'd be such a stupid cunt of an English professor too since he doesn't even use subjunctives properly in any of his dialogue. Ashley meanwhile CONSISTENTLY uses the correct subjunctive. Ashley legitimately has better grammar than that dumb fuck, to the point this has to be intentional by Nemlei.
English isn't your forty.
>>569737684Andrew is a /lit/ pseud who encapsulates the current ethos.
>>569738551...Andrew hasn't read any of the books on the /lit/ top 100 chart... He just prints them out and sticks them on his corkboard... He bought a copy of Infinite Jest and uses it as his bedroom doorstop...
When will Chapter 3B come out?
How slow or fast are you at reading, /calg/? Maybe I'm just retarded but it took me a week to finish Blood Meridian. Was going through about 3-6 chapters a day. I don't understand how some people claim to read a book (or multiple) a day.
>>569739079It takes me months to read a book because I lose interest, but I can read a volume of One Piece in one day. Is that weird?
>>569739079I have phases where I can read 40 books in a few months and then never touch a book for half a year or longer.
>>569739442Makes sense. More visual stimulation.
>>569737684>>569738551I really hope Andrew gets kicked in the balls
YO! CALG MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN THREAD!!!1!FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS PLATONIC SHIT!WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO STEAM PAGE!WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO KIT9!AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS HUSSY MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS PLATONIC SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!COME STEP TO A REAL DELPHIC AND SAY THAT SHIT, FLOOZIE ASS MUTHAFUKAS!!1!THIS IS WAR!!!
>>569723138But... I want to have sex with my sister's ass...
>>569731637>men
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>569737684Just like any foreign ESL professor, he must have terrible English while teaching the subject he's supposedly an expert at. Please understand.
>>569742359SORAPOI ASSHLEY SISTUSHBUTT DOT JPG
>>569741874did you really think anyone itt is THIS much of an oldfag? e for effort I guess.
>>569741874>>569742653I got it, and I love it
>>569732878What? Both of those are on purpose
>>569742606You forgot>armpit for some reasonI love anon's filenames lol
>>569739689I read asoiaf books in 4 months slowly sometimes reading 3 hours in one day with passion. When it was done it left a hole in my heart. So I tried to read Harry Potter series and it's been 8 months but i still couldn't finish 4th book. I went from something interesting about human heart being in conflict with itself, from rape murder revange death sickness adventure mystery real drama to this stupid kid story. God it is so boring that it ruined my reading habit.
Why does Ashley love getting on top so much
>>569747048Sometimes sisters do
>>569747048>Hehee! Do you like me? Do you really like me that much??>If you like me so much then say it!>Who do you like the best?>Who's your only one??>Hahah! For me, it'll always be--Ashley coordinates: (row 1, column 7)
>>569747814Other times, they like to be crushed underhttps://files.catbox.moe/6elpqh.pngAlso picrel makes me think it's Teendrew and Adultshley because Andrew has the shirt Teendrew wears, and it makes it a little hotter
>>569651590This artist still draws Coffin?
>>569748326Yes, his Twitter is just locked to followers only.
coffin will be coming to xbox
>>569440943Nems gives me hope that ESL can make kino with english
>>569750770Nems has very good English that was perfected over years of growing up on the Internet
>>569749389He fucking HATES us
>>569752867Vtb is only loyal to Nemurei sama
My love is knownSaint JuliaNow I'm falling downSaint JuliaFor my love is goldSaid Juliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeZtT8zBaZU
>>569754345EXTREMELY cute 'shley
>>569743264sure, anonwhatever you say
Juliabros... our Western Wall.
>>569752867I'm just glad he has an appreciation for plump and round sister ass as well as fat jiggly sister tits and sisterthighs.
>>569759951that poor wal->cinderblocks and some lazy plasterdios mio, just tear it down and build a new one
>>569759951LMAO, where is this?
>>569759951Slopcheck?
>>569759951I'm going to draw a counter-graffiti on the other side of the street of that one Julia's head on a stick fanart
>>569760380Reverse image search took me to Reddit where someone said this was "a real mural in the city of Ilo in peru". If someone is looking for a way to kill time, you could Street View around until you (maybe) find it. Someone else said it's probably the northern part of the city
>>569762451Is she about to be blown up?
>>569759951judging by the dogshit sidewalk my guess is that this is somewhere in latin america
>>569763002I already guessed it was somewhere down there but it's already been stated as Peru.
the REAL truest of TRUE endings
>>569763002>>569763089You guys are so quick to shit talk LatAm ITT but them and the Asians are the only ones I ever see actually making things for this game. All you Ameriputos do is complain
>It's real.I literally found it in under one minute too lmao. Anyone willing to finance a trip there for our Juliabros?https://maps.app.goo.gl/oYLLJvqM17huxtY5A?g_st=ac
>>569763878I don't know about anyone else, but I shit-talk every country that isn't burgerstan, and I even shit-talk burgerstan unless in the presence of a e*ropean. South Americans imo operate on extremes, they're either mega based or fucking awful and there's not a lot of room in the middle.
>>569757754Nigga is you stupid? Why would I say Julia status after July status if I didn’t mean Queen of hussies
>>569764102JULIA NATION IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>569767781I (not Andrew) will sire Ashley's kids.
apparently there's a TBoI mod featuring both Andrew and Ashley as the main charactershttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3484523778
>>569759951>>569764102TOTAL HUSSY VICTORY
Okay then. Which delphist is going to make a SUPERIOR Ashley mural in their local area? Bonus points for adding Andrew alongside her.
>>569769635We don't vandalize our city, we are civilized.
>>569770262Art isn't vandalism; the only vandalism is the brutalist architecture that makes for a good canvas in the first place.
>>569768605that Ashley is adorable
>>569749973Better see Coffin at the Xbox showcase
>>569770474Are chuds pretending that they care about architecture now? When profits and pussy are your incentive to do anything in life, you're not gonna spend 20 years of your life designing and building something that looks Victorian. Brutalism perfectly encapsulates the current ethos, it's the convenient slop that the masses deserve.
>>569772209Your rectum will encapsulate my semen, how about that?
>>569768605Based.I wish someone did a Darkest Dungeon mod for them.
>>569772491>Frontliner who can't take a hit>Backliner who can't shoot>only skills are stress healing each other and creating food after defeating human enemies>even that stresses other party members
>>569772209I think Brutalism looks cool and it's haters are all being pretentious
THAT'S ALL I WANTTHAT'S ALL I WANTTHAT'S ALL I WANTTHAT'S ALL I WANT
Leyley liesYou can see it in her eyesBut imagine my surprise when I saw you
Next OP image?
>>569776786I nominate this
>>569779554Alt ver
>>569776786>>569741874
>>569780380Yeah fair enough
>>569776786Julia Wall?
>>569764102THE NEMLEIVERSE IS REEEEEAAAAL
A pilgrimage to Juliarusalem to establish Julisrael as a safe haven for the chosen people (Hussites)
LOVE Kit9 in Peru.
>>569776786>>569768605
>>569781832Actually that's a good one
>>569765762>it is South AmericanI'm not celebrating...
>>569764102>3rd world shitholehow fitting
>>569774256No person from an ex-Soviet country has ever said something like this
God I want to punch Renee
>>569779554I like this image. A lot.
Please give us Julia Wall as the next OP image
>>569786231We should save that for July 14th
>>569786312July 14th should be an aggie of Julias!
I rabu Julia
/CALG/ STOP FUCKING EDGING ME GET US TO THE FUCKING BUMP LIMIT SO I CAN SEE THE NEW OP IMAGE
>>569782929
Make SHAQ the OP image
>>569787949literally who
>>569788571My racial kinship with Nemlei foretells a July devlog.
>>569782929>>569787589KEK
>>569788571Her name is Julia and she lives in Peru
Mmm I’m getting kinda hungyyyy
So have the Peruvians redeemed themselves?
>>569786231+1
>>569789086
>>569789345>>569789345>>569789345>>569789345>>569789345I don't like early baking but I'm about to go to sleep and I can't trust you faggots not to let /calg/ die after what happened at the end of #553
>>5697885714th of July devlog for true Americoffin patriots
