Previous: >>569444440>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
one of our newdacchis up and left a couple of hours ago, so we at autis/uma/ have a brand new slot open for any dacchi ready and willing to play in our comfy little A/A+ rank club!all you have to do is not flatline!apply here or in game with /uma/ in your biosee you on the track bwos
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>>569459618>still not on the listwhy...
let's all try being nice to each other this thread :)
>2 runners (not mine) cross the finish line>V.Flash plays her baking animationThanks Flash
>>569459618Fusuposters stay winning
>>569460848*rapes you*
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>Stegotranny>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)If you see something, hide and report.
tamamo lets compare sizes i want to see if its true
what's the big racists this weekend
>>569460612fightoooooo!!
>>569460872im on the list...
>>569460872>MayaschizoWhat do you have against Maya?
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (5/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>569460923Yasuda Kinen and we want Admire Zoom to win
>>569460872Why did you remove the DNI list owner
her name is TANNHAUSER
>>569460923belmont stakes this weekend
>>569459443i will add her to the queue
>my fronts are jobbing & I barely got into A Group (7/20)>I poured 12 multis into Sweep & didn't get her>MANT is about to endIt's over...Completely over...Everything, everything is over...
Did you get to Group A today, anon?
Mambo sex.
>>569461057mambo
>>569460872wht the fuck am i not in the list
>>569461057I'd like to tan her hauser
>>569461078are they racing a vampire?
>>569461085I hate flesh tail so much
Guys, after thinking it for a long while, I think I know what's the best uma for me to train if I want to win cm15I'll choose... Double dom + XOguri Front Runner
>>569461085Yeppers
>>569460898Comparing sizes with futamamo but it's hard to tell from afar so we get closer to eachother and accidentally touch tips but we both enjoy it so we start frotting lowkey while teasing each other's small cock
Is XOguri parent really a viable strat like what witgod is suggesting?
>>569461208>solo Front
>>569461085nyoits looking like participation trophy for me
>>569461085Unfortunately. Still waiting for the day that getting into Group A guarantees B finals even if you go 0/40 in round 2. You shouldn't have to job or forfeit to get more carats.
>>569461057who the fuck is that
>>569461331Kissable Uma.
>>569461343Cute Journey
>>569461317trust the capas in peak
>>569461341I'm still considering Oniger Suzie for bunny shenanigans + debuffs
>>569461185no, zombie horses
>>569460894rickey will be the only way frontGODS can keep competing in CMs after the pacelatemageddon so if you skip rickey you're brickey
>>569461083You'll recover anon
>>569461317Only for the one uma that starts with the three recoveries you want for the strat
I feel like a lot of you just want to get raped by a horse girl.
>>569461514>only 2 dirt cms a year at most
>>569460872>StegotrannyOnly one tht belongs there
>>569461083you are weak and patheticjust quit the game now
I already maxed out Bakushin friendship. What are the other easy-tier URA campaigns, preferably ones with decent fans too so danchou doesn't kill me.
I love Rice
>>569461480does onigger work as the 2nd Front? You can't Spot struggle against the Suzu so I figured you'd need to run another normal Front
>>569460973I wish I had a clingy trainee...
>>569461612Weirdoes, I knowI on the other hand want to do the raping instead
>>569461539Push comes to shove I am not afraid to drop $100 to get the spark on her but even so...Aaaaaghh
Do we get uma pick tix for 1.5 year?
>>569461053I made that one for the giggles and he didn't like it, he even added mamboposters because I used a mambo pic lmao
>>569461612Being torena without getting umaraped is like going to Italy without eating any pasta
>>569461675If I ever told you that 1 front was instalose then 1 front 1 oonige is unironcially euthanizing your chances of winning to the point it's not even funny.
>>569461690wtf dicktus is actually kinda cute?
>>569461745Yeah, it is much better to over exert them during training so they are too weak and exhausted to fight back.
>>569451359>>569451709>>569451739>>569453201>>569453416>>569453652i don't know what the hell happened, that taiki and maru are so badly optimized but somehow goldship won 3 times, i don't deserve this A today and i'm going to get pummeled during stage 2, but at least by then i'll only need 1 run, i'll keep trying to build better aces and optimize gold ship more, thanks bros
>>569461675Apparently it's viable even with 1 nige 1 front 1 xogu
>>569461636I LOVE Sweep though...I had to...
>>569461690What are you talking about? You already have a devoted traineewife.
>>5694616142>0 at least
>>569461767you get uma dick pix
>>569461912I already have Falco she'll find a way
>>569461081Thank you.
>>569461668
>>5694616751 nigu 1 front should workthe loss of spot struggle is fixed by the fact that a niger existing paces up the entire lobby and drags your fronts (and pace) faaaaar away from the backline
>>569461083>MANT is about to endand you are blackpilling?
>>569461612I want to be mommied by a horse girl
>>569461951counter
REAL THREAD MOVE RETARDS>>569461551>>569461551>>569461551>>569461551>>569461551REAL THREAD MOVE RETARDS
>>569460652
Tell me about your Trainer OC. I know some of you got a Trainer OC.
>>569460872>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)silly pasta, that's the whoie thread already
gn.
>>569461083>Retard lost too much round 1 and rage pulledWhat did you learn?
>>569462028So there's a chance for either triple fronts or 1onige and 2 fronts?
>>569462262Good night
>>569462224funny
>>569462194>(embed)lollmao even
https://x.com/i/status/2062263594809520445
>>569462053Yes!!! I won't be able to survive GL!!!>>569462267So much hate in your heart...
>>5694622741 nige and 2 front should be the premier front strat, triple front is just a poor man's version of that. But if we're talking CM 15 then mant is kinda crippling at making a nige. Triple front is sussy for medium because of dom tax
>>569460872all me btw
>>569462274The key to running 2 fronts + oonige is that you have to carefully make it's midrace dogshit so that it gets overtaken early instead of cucking your angling
>>569461341Why are solo fronts bad but no fronts but 1 pace good?
>>569462123>>569461951Stop dreaming
>>569461951>>569461539Mommy
Super Creek is infertile though
>>569462020Cute! I want them all
>>569461085Somehow. I fear group C now.
>>569461776The one with DNI list owner is better you should post it every thread
You guys are alright
>>569462535fronts have 0 downtime on "fighting" other fronts, especially when it's the 1st place vs the 2nd place. This jerks them both forward, creating a gap to the backline, and make sure they aren't easily overtaken when everyone starts running faster than them in the late race. hakuraku data basically tells you that solo front has their WR cut by half.1 pace is good, because they can get promoted to become a front runner that doesn't have the speed debuff of existing of a front runner. If you don't get promoted, you're still running at 100% power of a normal pacer.
>>569462608This
>>569462535fronts get crippled hard if they're not competing with other fronts, because their AI is "spend extra stam to get into 1st place if you're not there, and once you're in 1st speed up if someone is right behind you", so if the other 2 people bring no fronts your solo front is fucked because they'll already be in 1st with no other front behind them. no such mechanic exists for other race styles because their AI is "stay X length away from the front until it's time to speed up".
uwaaa https://x.com/goodsmile_en/status/2062732722288595390
>>569462608The real Super Creek had like 200 kids and they all sucked
>>569462535When you have two fronts, the 2nd one has to pass a witcheck to overtake the first one by speeding up, at which point the former leader has to overtake.When there's a single front they realize they're too far ahead of everyone else so they pace down forever until the paces catch up because their midrace is capable of doing that specially against a retarded solo front.
So how strong do Ooniges become in GL?
I can't get out of the gooning loopEverytime I nut I find a new doujin or animation that makes my cock hard again and I end up nutting to itI have been doing it for the past 5 hours holy shit help me
>>569462764wuh...?
Gutmaxed End oguris RAPED me today. Teach me how to make one umabrodachis. Everytime I tried to gutmax I ended up making bad umas.
>>569462608Finemotionkek…
>>569462747We don't fuck lolis
>>569461085LOL!!!! NO!!!!
>Moxie>Recovery 1.5% endurance on uphill (Front Runner)>180 points>After School Stroll>Recover 1.5% endurance on downhill (End Closer)>170 points????????????????
>>569462807and that probably won't stop happening. Gutsmax yields a usable statline maybe 1 in 7 runs, and on top of that you still have to roll distance S and applicable skills. I wouldn't bother.
>>569462862front tax sorry
>>569462780I can help you but you have to post your timestamped white cock first~
>>569462807You load up on the speed bonus guts cards. 4 guts + 2 wit (one of which would preferrably be CB) and high roll. Not hard just time consuming
>>569462807>oguris RAPED meImagine getting raped by fat women.
Your wife Umas irl counterparts were actually more like this guy studding and seeding to produce all that offspring
>>569462862fronts highly value stamina, ends lightly value stamina.
>>569462957Curren for Big Indian Cock
>>569463010ogurin is NOT fatmost of the time
>>569462780Walk outside naked, see what that does for you
>>569462601
>>569462862Spot Struggle tax
>>569462862yeah yuh well uhhh stfu lol!!
>>569462957YWNBAW
>>569463034>implying I wouldnt
>>569463058Rice wouldn't say this
>>569462957You just want to make me nut again....
>>569463047that's an oxymoron
>600 guts smaru got overtaken by this taishin, then duelled her back and wonlol guts is a fucking meme
>>569462747pedo FREAK
>>569462862>Moxie>all cards that gives the hint are still meta and the non-welfare ones are at least lv 3 hints>after-school stroll>all of them are shit cards and least shitty one doesn't have any hints buff
>>569463204No your Moron
>>569462501Can you spoonfeed me an example anon...Please....
>>569463224>no mile s>no green speed skillsBwo why you bragging
>>569463306What a downgrade, why would anyone do this
>>569462601she will be soon
>>569462751Bummer, I really wanted to go Front XOg for funIs there a way to make 2 sacrificial fronts in the same way you would double dominators?
>>569462756out of oguri's entire gen literally only soccer boy was even close to being considered successful as a sire
I'm convinced groundwork and firm course menace are gaslight and don't do shit
>>569463313
>>569463361>stallion
>>569463273good comeback, rajeesh
>>569463338did you miss the part where she already overtook a front as an end and still lostmy front was 2nd for a hot bit
Qualified, but this feels like a barely sneak into B finals team. Shiraoki was an absolute cunt and 0/5'ed me on mile S today.
>>569463427I only use FCM as a cope for not getting Mile S on fast learner runs
>>569463480I dont want your cum back
>>569463431Thanks nonny
>>569463357They hate sexy women
>>569463010Nah, imagine getting raped by PREGNANT woman
>>569463427>gw on pacerI mean I guess
>>569463060I would gladly let her be my mommy!
>>569463610They're so ugly
>>569463610Whats the point if they're already pregnant.....?
>>569463427groundwork just helps you get into better postion but with so many fronts and ends does little and taiki doesn't really want to be promoted since she gets no unique and FCM helps to keep ahead of other faster positions and run down fronts with leads
>>569463505If you have higher top speed, guts is benefitting you way more even if it's an end
so when do they nerf Vodka
>>569463396>Is there a way to make 2 sacrificial fronts in the same way you would double dominators?there are actually meme strats for this sort of thing, but it's usually 1 front when they're sacrificial. Urara as front on turf as a solo front will make everyone else move slow because they don't want to pass Urara, but that's a big joke thing. Suzuka has a slightly less memey one specifically because she can enter the turbo-front runaway strategy, which is sacrificial in nature a lot of the time, as now your regular front always has someone to chase and the non-fronts have even more of a gap to catch up to, even if Suzuka will never win and is only there to keep your regular front going fast.
>>569463534I genuinely can't ever win shit regardless of what I do. I take it because its ostensibly good, and yet it feels like I lose to people without either skill, or in the case of three races today people with medium/long skills
>>569463361By me.
>>569461865gz bwo
>>569463519I don't know if mile S matters at all, because I have them on at least 2. I think it's a very specific autistic skill collect-a-thon, and I'm very unhappy about itt.4/15
I didn't get Sweepy bros...
>>569463480We need to do a bigger effort in making jeets feel unwelcome
it was perfect
>>569463651>yurislop
>>569463808>we need to consistently respond to obvious baitnyo
chestnut supremacy
>>569463807Bro your spark?
>>569463740You can take on the juvenille fillies in their home turf. That's just madness.
Tazuna led me to the back of the pro shop promising me we could check if she had the scholar hat and 65 vitas. She did, but also she raped me.
>>569463730but it shouldn'ttaishin being end should balance out the mile S because fronts have like 5% worse final speed coefficient, and also mine is shit and don't have any greens too.Then guts increasing your top speed at the last spurt. It really makes no sense
>>569463707They are so nympho that they can't stop fucking even when the baby is almost done baking.
>>569463740>weak guts and stamina Get fucked
>>569463808big talk coming from esl-kun
>>569463740>1000 clocksFrontnigs have way too easy
>>569463610all their hormones driving them into a state of feral frenzy...
>>569463740>151 gutstry 200, unironically
>>569463902Did she give you a discount on the items?
>>569463914This is why you check the race in Hakuraku to see exactly what happened
>>569463902>raped by a ningen LMAO
>>569463740>18 gate>1 (one) other frontAsking for it>Gets gate 3 and 4>Doesn't pick paceRETARD
>>569463808we need to do the needful desu
>>569464073>ningen
>>569464061That's illegal
>>569463768No seriously, what am I doing wrong to get clapped this hard
>>569463928that's so fucking hot...
>>569463983>Clocks 5 times on Niigata Jr Stakes>Quits, TP 30s>Clocks 5 times on Niigata Jr Stakes>Complains about fronts on /uma/Sometimes you have to just let a G3 go.
HOLY SEX
I am STILL getting run down by taikis and oguristhey are really evergreen on miles
>>569463740The roided up MANT umas should go back to normal in Grand Live, surely
>>569463768>>569464171Nothing much other than Taiki is shit since most fags are front running
Genuinely which one should I use? Unironically never been more stun locked in a decision. Left has more skills, turf S, and corner skills. Right has the Mile S, max Power, with additional Firm Conditions.
fuck showtime
>>569464171bwo... how do i tell you thiswe are in deep PIGGER territory now all the F2P trainers probably left or dont play as much anymore so youre just racing against rich people also Cygames doesnt know how to balance for shit so pace chasers arent good
>>569464247>slight see throughToT
my stupid ass keeps looking for the training items button in ura
>>569464295Fair, but I don't want to be a frontnigger like everyone else because my parents for it are ass and I didn't get Valentines Bourbon
>>569464236>Niigata Jr StakesBwo... don't pretend you know how other styles workFor honest players, until the first summer every race is landmineFor lates, it's the entire fucking careerGolshi is an excpetion
>>569464331Please respond...
post porn I want to nut again nnnnggghhh
>>569464053she needed 2 vitas, and I had to drink the other 63 because she wouldn't let me leave until she was satisfied.
>>569464595I'd say mile S + max power is probably hard to beatyou're an end, you run people down with your max speed
>>569464171I don't really know since I don't train pace and end, but I notice you missed 3 out of the 4 601 thresholds. I also don't know why you would take Groundwork or FCM on a pace since those are mainly front and end skills respectively. I don't think lucky paces are ever going to be a real thing again.
>>569464614https://x.com/suskanerealka/status/2062591879653277711
Frontfags post your highest wr front, I want to see what's needed to win with them
>>569463902>got a scholar hat, 65 vita, and sex with TazunaSounds like a great deal
Unexpected but I welcome making figs out of the nicher outfits.
>>569464710>big breastscan artists not respect FLAT
>>569464801It's shit
>>569464539I train almost as many ends as fronts and I'm still well over 1k clocks. Try sucking less.
>>569464636drinking water or drinking to hydrate is a hot fetish I can relate toI'm glad I'm not alone
>>569464781>what's needed to win with themEverything
wtf
>>569464873Buhis need not apply
>>569464852just like your love life LMAO
>>569464710yeah this will do i'm pulling out my dick
>>569464781is 55% good enough
>>569464595Right and it's not particularly close.
>>569461748Thumbnail looks like she's taking off her stockings.sexo
>>569464937what a brat
>>569464837artists have no respect
>>569464837Police are watching https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11480303
>>569464781>I want to see what's needed to win with themFor everyone else to be worse
>>569464937So this is what sex with Sweepy is like
>>569464702I took groundwork to ensure I don't settle into 6th off the rip or worse, and FCM is to help get every single ounce of speed/power I can out of the girl since my career luck/parents aren't great
>>569465080KINGU EPICALLY REKT
>>569464987>not wanting her swimsuit version
>>569464996snap a pic for the class
i love how raising the difficulty just means "hey how about you i hit you with 3 night owls and 2 mood downs and then give you a migraine"
>>569461085If you don't make it into group A tomorrow I'll give you a smooch
>>569463768>>569464171You need better skills I'd say.Well, I'm guessing you went Tiara route with those recoveries? I just did Miles and Sprints.Not pictured are Head On and Radiant Star
>>569461085Yeppers, you didn't?
>>569465649No, I got in with my second attempt. My first attempt was 5 losses, though.
>>569465713Round 2 will be a bloodbath for cuties like you
>>569465591I did miles/sprints/dirts
>>569464475Same. I have a feeling many summers will be botched since energy is plentiful in MANT but scare in GL
>>569461085Noppers. It's never been so Dotover for me
>>569461085I am the seal that gets clubbed and I am ok with that
>>569465501I'd tank those if I got to feel Fuji's Kisekis after the twink climax
>>569461085Yeah
>>569465785Yes it will.
>>569463740Why is nobody calling out this Haku speedhack cheater
>>569461085Everyone gets into group A on the first dayask again on round 2
I post images of sweepy that look normal because I want to rape her throat until "yada yada" sounds like "muhh, aow, stopstopstpp owwww!!!"
>>569465815Oh? Why the recovery skills then? The rest of the selection is reasonably okay (Standard to get Groundwork sucks but you take what you can get).Even assuming you don't get the right hints, you can skill chuck it into straightaways or corner skills.
>>569465934>reddit tachyon
>>569464781putting keen eye and opening gambit on one of your rearpacks makes a big difference in your front being able to control the lead.
Does Sweet Tohsaka prefer cock or pussy? I had to skip Inari1 cuz /uma/, /umajp/, and /vm/ convinced me that she is a clam diver[//spoiler]come on i wanna know if i should pull or not
>>569461085yeahbut it was closer than it should've been
>>569465554oh god, no...
>>569466163>[//spoiler]
>>569465934>slopdit agnesyeah fuck off schizo
>>569465998this but with Espoir City
>>569466112>>569466240this is a tachy website
These niggas really bought 6 Ends.
>>569466240uh oh cheater melty
The filly has been willy'd...
>>569466163CTRL+S Singapore bwo…
>>569465998>>569466272I just wanna fuck her normally, same goes for her VA
>>569466163There's a scene where Orfevre muses on how she loves to drink sweepys potions because she enjoys seeing Sweepy smile and does not care about the consequences of drinking unknown fluidstake that for what you will
>>569466226No pasta for you
>>569466546
>>569466226Is that pasta too shaby for you?
Lets Go _____!
>>569466581giwtwm
>>569466163For any Mare Horse just assume that the devs pair them with a real life counterpart, in this case Orfevre. Yes it is slightly sexist that the Mares get a dedicated "boyfriend" while the Stallions in the umaverse just fuck everyone at all times but what did you expect of gacha devs
>>569466569I wish Fusy were real.I want to hold one in my arms as I fall asleep.
stop posting pregnant umas you sick fucks they're highschool athletes you're going to ruin their careers
>she's even a brat to her dad
>>569466696Fuck you you just made it hotter
>>569466612have sex with rickey
>>569466689Don't we all? I'd just be afraid of a Fuso biting or kicking my face off
Why are all these races either 6 fronts or 6 Ends all smashed together?
>>569466731>Try and get used to going to bed even when you want to-Want to what?
>>569466876
>>569466817because you post on reddit
>>569466815>furry creature >gorilla incarnate No
>>569466731Ikezoe...
Uma for this feel?
kingu's first-rate sweat + my first-rate tongue
>>569466731
XOg bros, what are you using for Cancer cup?Pace, Late or End?
>>569466612>>569466809
>>569467086>China is favored over ze jap
Wrong Falco event spook
>>569467086>more favorable than Fukukitaru's
>>569466109For whatever reason the game just would not let me win senior year Mike G1s without those stamina skills. I have no idea why but I'd waste four clocks on Mile Champions with nearly 400 stam
>>569467190>>569467265you must have faith in Shiraoki-sama
>>569467267Terry G1s are a good alternative. They give 90% the stat bonuses of the Mike ones but with only like 60% of the difficulty.
>>569467086the ccp shills are everywhere
feetco
>>569466612>Lets GoTo the love hotel?Don't mind if I do!
>>569467385smelly bellyco...
>>569467385wakicotummycosexoco
>>569467385umadol vagina bones...
>>569467343I see. This is what I get for phone posting on the shitter
>>569466696career ruined...
>>569467315That race was so fucking kino. Fuku managed to win against him from almost all the way back in the pack. It was a magnificent surge
>>569467315May she bless you in times of strife
>>569466989what a little cunt in need of a raping
>>569467668that's a juvenile girl
>>5694666961st trimester during URA finale? Nobody will tell
>>569467385my cm14 winner...
>>569467694hot
>>569467826Ugly uma
*contemplates*
>>569466696Bullshit, she can still run. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_in_Her_Hair
rate day 1 of cm14
>>56946793614/20
>>569467936JUST/10
>>569467936Better than I thought, worse than expected
>>569463416ENTER
>>56946793619/20 i lost to some dogshit
>>569467826sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>569467694now she's a juvenile mother
>>569466696okay fine i will post fat umas then
>>569467982>bad legsNo
>>569467826It won’t be long before we reach December
>>569468138She's skippable
I shouldn't laugh but I do whenever I see her as MVP
>>569467936Fun / 10
>>569467936like most day 1s/10round 2 will be worse
>>569468225Not for endCHADS
>>569468279>whoresKill yourself
>>569467982She raped me
tiarabros...
>>569468279>ladiesLive yourself
>>569468279>gyaruswei yourself
>>569468279>they're fucking the judges for the podium>"how does that even work">they're fucking the judges for the podium :DDD
>>569468369She's 17
>>569468279>gyarus goddessesBless yourself
>>569468446sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>569468369>31
>>569468421>Coal Shitty
>>569468369>known each other for 20 yearsIsnt it time to put down the school uniform, Luna?
reminder that you NEED 9* stam and 9* ts climax parents for GLyou rarely need power sparks unless if your ace has 20% speed growth
is there any point in trying to fight this? and how much would it hurt the next day?
>>569468607shan't listen to rice posters
>>569468637>yuriand you lost me
>female torainer[-] not canon, esp not for CB>rice trash posting and openly lying[-] even harder holy shit
>>569468637Kill CBfags.
>>569468586No. The school uniform stays on during the days we'll have sex
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Do gw and pp+ig wit work on any style that isn't front runner?
>>569468586the uniform is part of my (and her) fetish, so no
>nobody posting their sweepy aces winning
>>569468637>yuriand you found me
>>569465501That's confirmation bias, the difficulty events don't do that. Fuji's event gives a stat boost to rivals, and in higher difficulties it sets them all to Great mood too. It does nothing else.
>>569468776https://x.com/m_jr1532/status/2060136751411155186
>>569468089Could you gaslight Sweepy into thinking pregnancy is a form of life magic.
>>569468863First day I just enjoy the career (which I felt was more text-heavy than average...?), gotta use the jobbers I trained for longer after all. Gonna use all my borrows on her tomorrow.
I forgot why I was gripping my cockDid I just get abducted?
>>569468890>yurishit >Orfevre smiling Cringe
>>569468939Would
do I train this or race queen elizabeth 2
>>569468890yurishit is incredibly unsightly
>>569468995I made Sweepy play Fate/Stay Night so I could convince her to do Mana transfers with me.
>>569468863I would if that SO AND SO came to me instead of stealing all my carrats awayGaaaaaahEVERYONE I LOVE BETRAYS MEALWAYS
>>569469145Train
>>569469145Thats unity bro and not mant. Of course you train
>>569469152...just close your eyes?? Walk away from the screen?? Post hetshit to offset it? Freedom is free
>>569469298>>>/u/
>>569469298>tolerate the intolerable Don’t be a retard.
>>569466689>>569466815ofusu is very cute and precious but beware that it does not become imbued with a dark power
>gentilSHITna[-]
Trainer-san MANT run doko
doto is turning into an alpaca......
>>569469515
orenji
>>569469653nah bro it's gonna be bakushin unity spam at level 3 with double TP until event is oversorry not sorry danchud
>sweepy is an uma released during MANT that has a special skill you can't get if you run MANT.Did they just shut off their brains when making this whole scenario
I have shit taste. Give me an Uma wife.
>doing URA for the Fuji eventholy comfyKINO
>>569469653Too busy umapyoi'ing with this DORK princess
>>569469814yesand for 4 different servers!
>>569469816Wow, what a coincidence. The banner that just started today is right up your alley!
>>569469816Oguri Crap
>>569469816are you also a flaming furfag? gentilshitna
>>569469572>Ditto created the Gold Clan
Thoughts on the so called "princely" uma?
>>569469967this is a man with a plastic vest
bakushin in URA speedrunning fuji eventHOME
>>569469876>stronk umaShit taste >>569469967That's a tranny.
>>569469967Those are amazing ningen titsIt's a fake isn't it
>>569469814Just get the spark bwo
We fucked
>>569470107holy crap
>>569469967She's been growing on me, even has a funny appearance during Sweep's Valentine's Event, dominates on Sprint, probably fucked your favorite uma but man is she getting eaten alive this CM
>>569469814You realize the game doesn't delete your uma a month after you pull it, and that you can play older scenarios, right?
>>569469967that's a stallion
hello everyone! is everyone buono? i hope you aretoday wasnt a victory day for my oshi but i still managed to get some wins with my other umasBUT! the most important thing is... I ALSO MANAGED TO GET MY OSHI TO 5 STARS!not only did i get the completionist title this week i also managed to get her to 5 starsim so happy i could explodei hope everyone is doing very buono and having lots of luck this CMkeep it buono!
>>569464247Rice sex???
>>569470208Fuck off
>>569464247sex Rice???
>>569470208congrats akebonobro, did you just statue spam or did you get copies by rolling for sweepy
>fuck offnyo
>>569470107Digitan is so damn cute and fuckable.
>>569470343>gorillafag
>>569470013>>569470039>>569470058All stallions have plastic titsAccept it, stop the denial Embrace the marepill
>>569469876>>569469727I will not ask again
>>569470409
>>569470342statue spam and transfer requests were the best bet im not rich enough to spend my free carats
waheygood morning time to do cm
>>569470208BASED
>fuji kiseki event has 2 rainbow shards
>>569470428>mutt
>>569470589What's the quickest way of doing it?
>>569470638Alhamdulillah, they are getting whitter by the generation!
>>569470706URA bakushin
>>569470706Good ol'Oguri Cap URA
>>569470706Ura or Unity level 3-4 with an uma that doesn't have many G1s in career
Umasumi
>>569470706buckshin ura
>>569470564>podium first victorybad omen......
Shan't touch B*kushin
>>569470638i want to impregnate all 3 at the same time
Dancho fuck this event I will be playing DOTA instead
>>569470851>fucking stallionsFaggot
Remember when all the doc writers were saying MANT is racist against tamamo?
>>569468776fatass nature...
>>569470778Good night!
>>569468939I love preg but this art is just kinda gross
>>569471026Her gluttony event is one of the hottest ones, makes sense she has one.
>>569470039>complains about one (1) kawakami post for being 'stronk' but says nothing about the gentildonna spaminteresting
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE KING I WANT TO IMPREGNATE KING I WANT TO IMPREGNATE KING I WANT TO IMPREGNATE KING I WANT TO IMPREGNATE KING I WANT TO IMPREGNATE KING I WANT TO IMPREGNATE KING I WANT TO IMPREGNATE KING I WANT TO IMPREGNATE KING I WANT TO IMPREGNATE KING
>>569469876an excellent choice, sir
>>569470953witgod shilled for her
do you get more prizes if you do the fuji event in MANT or Aoharu instead of URA?
>>569469967fuji kisexy milk
>>569471418noppers, you get more prizes if you play at a higher level
>>569470638>bleached into acceptability
>sweepy
>>569471130Never train the pedo.
>>569470821that's the best one I got... no seal clubbing for meI fear this is B finals for me
>>569471130the strongest stayer....
>>569470194>just wait 2 months or get your SS weepy from URA bwowaow
>>569466696Nothing like a career ending pregnancy.
>>569471313first-rate post
>>569471684>>569471684AIEEE THE TOREINA SIGNAL QUICK TO THE TOREINAMOBILE
Do I break a 24 hour fast with Inn-N-Out?
turfsisters, our response?????I'm already asleep at midnight for cm reset so I lose all the kino cmposting...
>>569471737oh shit
>>569471546
>>569471756get a 4x4 with a neapolitan shake
>>569471761Thats my umadol! Shame that she was so good, that every alt of hers got chained to dirt
>>569471684>>569471737>the director makes a fucking bat signal because trainers are in that big of a demand
>>569471791str8 fax
>>569471791>>569471842
>>569471790aaiiiieeeeeee the catbox link died...
>>569471546magic isnt real retard
>>569471871All catbox links are down for me
>>569460652Sounds comfy, I'm down. 384285103390
>>569471313
>>569471935Trainees with the fattest asses?
https://youtu.be/F_mD2bkDsC0Rice Shower, spending most of the career as "the villain", finally able to race as the "Hero" for the first time ever after getting the most fan votes (1st place) for 1995 Takarazuka Kinen. Sadly it's also his last race on earth.
>>569471313many are saying this
>>569470208nice job, buono anonwhat's the next step after the 5 stars and completionist title?
>have to abandon 2 careers in a rowwell i suck and it's over
>/uma/ doesn't find this nubile gyaru jk sexyExplain?
I want to kill all zoomers.
>>569472217I don't understand what she's saying.
>>569471313many are saying this but only i am doing this
I want to love all zoomers
dumb question but is a front runner with no groundwork basically useless?
>>569472217I prefer Jordan
>>569472317yes unless you're making a big nig
>>569472217i'll acknowledge her cuteness but i have no desire to touch her
>>569471313This, but her mom instead.
I'm a Mejiro Maker now...
>175 rolls>sakura chiyono o>cheer nature>anime teio>sweepy>left with 17k
>>569472317groundwork is the equivalent of 300 power, so if you're confident you have 300 power more than the other fronts you can try
I fixed cafe. No need to thank me all at once.
>>569471684Mach dir nichts draus, Trainer. Wir können ja 3 Tage lang ficken.
>>569472509you forgot to add big balloon tits
>>569472491was it worth it?
>>569472382>>569472496well bobo and kitasan didn't finish their chains so that's the least of my problems, thank u bros
KILL ALL GERMANS.
would uma sunday silence really just look like cafe?would uma secretariat just look like digital but bigger?
>>569472525NEED SEX WITH GERMAN UMA
>>569472491>got her in 31 tickets>she's basically a pure endchud and not a lategamblerWHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS /uma/ THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
>>569461539Sex with my mom, my bro and my gorilla.
>>569472509KILL YOURSELF
>>569472546>not even TTL to copeWow it's amazing you even made that question
>>569472509The world is a worst place because of that.
>>569472525>Eishin in heatMy pelvis..
>>569472525Flash würde das zu mir sagen
>>569472591SS would look SIMILAR but not just like her, they just say she's the uma that looks the most so they'd probably make her sillhouette the same but the rest of the design and color pallette differentSecretariat would be totally different
DID YOU KNOW IN UMAY MUSUMAY Cafe was originally going to have an "actress" gimmick
>>569472491>200 rolls>base teio twice>wedding maya (new)>alt fuku (new)>summer maruzensky>halloween rice shower (new)
https://x.com/i/status/2062680992460976187
>>569472701my brain quickly read that as elvis in heat
>>569472697>>569472509Where are her tits
>rapes you>blame ghosts or somethingThat won't work outside the academy.
GERMAN HATE.ZOOMER HATE.SWEEPY HATE.
>>569472746I UMAVIRGIN TRAINER EYES
>>569472691in my defense i asked in the middle of senior summer with bobo in her 2nd event, i don't get how the game decides to give me 2 random events from cards i don't have instead of just finishing the events
>>569472825Oguri wont race you
Is this a propaganda
Do they really need to drop everything all at the same time
Who the fuck drinks coffee? we drink Tea here.
>>569472931>soft and juicyteio bros......
Steamy Edo umanko on my face
>>569472825Don't be racist just because you didn't make it into the big leagues, Fujimasa.
plump and sweaty german gazongas...
>>569472820Cafe can do whatever she wants to me.
>>569473026This.
>>569471835I lost 4 races, 3 to oguri fats (as in peak) and one to vbarbin+2 debuffers (you didn't win).
>Nishino Flower>Sweep ToshoWho's the 3rd in your loli team?
>>569472931She is part of my silly umagenda
>>569473154Mayano
What a way to start the CM
>>569473154Maya
>>569473126>>569473026>>569472613Flash wouldn't act like this.
>>569472825hi
>>569473203>suzu in triple frontbignig or honest natty nige
>>569473230Flash kidnapped and smuggled you into Germany.
>>569472217If she was a loli I would tank her zoomer slang.
>flash wouldn't ACK
>>569473230She does, when its part of her current plan
man, fuck head-on, this shit like never fires.
>>569473230She would, but she always plans it out down to the second.
>>569473203Show me that Suzuka
>>569472491>200 rolls>New year opera o (dupe)>Kawakami princess (new)>Wedding maya (new)>Bourbon (dupe)>Valentine bourbon (new)>Halloween rice (dupe)>Hishi amazon (new)>at last, sweepy spark>left with>deep breath>2k caratsTime to kill myself
>>569473418>Waaah I got 5 new uma in one sparkkill urself my man
...it's our scheduled mating time...
You need this mindset to pull for umashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM_HchdTsHk
>"hey i should go look at my oshi's evolved skills, maybe she becomes be-">they suck.
jeez 15 matches in, this is my first scrub room.. is mant really burning so many casuals out?
>>569472509
>2/5 wins 4 times in a rowThis is fucking bullshit
>>569473418thats a pretty lucky spark... but youre gonna have a rough time having enough for tach and hello
>>569473558Casuals are all in open league with unity umas yeah
>>569472737
>10 rolls>sweepy>still have 32k caratsI could just save them till her wedding dress.
>>569473558my entire 4 tickets were mostly scrub roomsit's just rng
>>569473598I want to smooch her 5head
i'm not pulling for anything until sex ship alt
Umas are not horny, they would not want your dick, and you are not attractive. Stop pretending.
DOTO YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>569473707Someone's mad because they only can train mob umas
>>569473286>>569473394Just a regular Suzuka front
only my digital is capable of winning....
>>569473759Nigga I would pay CyJews money to train mob umas.
>>569473707they're literally at their horniest age
>>569473684ive had one of my worst round 1s ironically. Lost like 4-5 by a neck. Somehow lost to 2 lates.. tam and taishin with 5+ late starts
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT GIVE ME 3* SPARKS ON FUCKING URA
>>569473707women are more likely to like an ugly man than men an ugly womanespecially when they're ovulating. You just have to not be a chud, and relatively presentable. If they think animated cartoon animals are sexy then you have no excuse.
>>569473694it's not that big...
>>569473778Beautiful
>>569473473Does anyone have that comic about Flash and Trainer married with children, and her suggesting that they get up earlier every day to schedule in sex?
>>569473753oh ok
>>569473854I want to smooch her 4head!
>MANT is bad>The new scenario means that you can't build aces and parents at the same time>You'll still need to go back to MANT to make parents>New scenario is nowhere near as consistent as MANTGiven I don't do runs every day now, at least when making aces for MANT I could hope for a few decent sparks.
>flight won the dahby>digital won everything else>but tachCHUD is still the favorite child
>>569473656Secretitats
yaddabeast had potential for a kino career story if she wasn't such a meme
>>569473753if that's how you're gonna react when doto shares her double dotos with you then
>>569473950>You'll still need to go back to MANT to make parents>New scenario is nowhere near as consistent as MANTNot falling for it.
>>569473951BNE has done irreparable damage to tachyon discourse (which is a shame, her representation was fantastic there but it reached the wrong retards who spun her into a completely different character)
>>569473459yknow what, if you put it like that it doesn't sound too bad, i will NOT kill myself, thanks anon.>>569473626Yeah that's why I'm worried, no problem though. I'll have to get mlb tachyon AND mlb light hello with just 50 support tickets and hopefully enough carats to spark at least one time, sounds feasible... right...?
>>569473950i think that will depend when the rework comes that buffs the shit outta G1 wins for parents. It wont make mant parents invalid, but it will make others viable.Also mant still blows ass and doing a parent run just to end with 1* guts is a truly horrible game experience. Uninstall worthy.
>>569473919
>>569473950People said this about Aoharu vs URA too (it was a lie)
What gets Germans horny? Would she get wet 8f I showed her my work schedule?
sweepy racewear is so kino...
>>569474179if you dont spend anything until tach, you should be able to maybe get back to 30k, especially with anni freebies. There should be 50-100 free on tach. Thus could pull off 2 sparks with 45k
>>569474221I wish we had more umas with big hats. Sweepy and Pearl (alt) arent nearly enough for me
>>569474048secretariat was a huge horse with a huge heart, so I think by the law of transference that the uma should have the biggest tits of them all>inb4 just digitan with GIGANTIC knockerskawakami was more closely related so it should be her with redder hair and even bigger ones
>>569474196Invite her to play board games with you and make small talk about soccer
>>569472681>>569472697fake fans. If cafe wants blunt bangs I fully support her. She looks super cute
>he pulled for sweepy
>>569473950I can't make SS parents in MANT so I'm gonna hope GL does that for me, so I can have a reason to move to GL for parents as well
>>569474396all i see is kino
Gonna be honest, i don't fully get why encroaching is just so much stronger than spurt that my taishin went off. I also have pump, cheer and red shift on both taishin/tam but sadly hasnt really played out nearly as great as i hoped. Finemo actually works great on this course but with just her ult for accel, budding and head-on are insanely unreliable so she often gets passed or can't outrun a VB with green speeds. Had to abandon flower because she just wasnt even competing, basically needs perfect conditions. Amusingly this could be the true mile race that taishin dominates, since she was overhyped in the past
>>569474372I'll invite Flash to play Catan and occasionally mention that I dislike Bayern Munchen
>>569474396Mambo!
>>569474376She loses her mojo, it is all in her bangs.
First time I ever acheived a full podium
>>569466272
>>569474396>he can't make a D tier uma winLmao
>>569474396D is for dick
>>569461085I gamblemaxxed my way into group A
>>569474615sovlful lowtierGOD
>>569474535>lost her mojoThe Spy Who Shagged Me came out 27 years ago.
>>569474396her kit is just pretty underwhelming
Did you win?
Kawakami so ugly nobody made a thread for her
>>569474615Congrats but it is unwise to self doxx
>>569474759deez nuts
is long D enough for deez arimanuts kinen
Just put Tracen Cheer on golshi, surely she won't pass pace chasers early race
>>569474190The Unity cup vs URA thing was valid because the URA Finale spark is one of the best ones in the game. Affinity is whatever, but Unity definitely gave better chances at skills (similar to MANT).>>569474181Agreed, but until the G1 changes happen, MANT parents will always be superior. Like hell I'll be doing it though because I've gotten too many 1* guts. If rerolls were implemented it would be a different story.
>>569474860Yes if you're a good trainer
>>569468279Based Gyaru enjoyer.
>>569474718
I guess I'll do a career now
TotalNigeVictory
SWEEPY SAVE ME I DONT WANNA DO FUJI KISEKI EVENT
yada
>>569470589I already got my 2nd after my first 3 difficulty x2 attempt, I just keep running Silence Suzuka for a change
>>569474181>doing a parent run just to end with 1* guts is a truly horrible game experiencefuck do I know how you feel. I have been trying to get a 2* power/2* distance (any fucking distance, hell I'll even take Long) groundwork parent run on Sky, and it is truly horseshit-level RNG.
>>569475198wtf i love carrot girl now>>569475198
first time using my gold booksthis shit better win me plats
I have decided on sex with Tazuna.
>>569474714It was a gamble, pure RNG. Groove is a deboofer, who doesn't even have maxed speed. El doesn't have late game speeds, so she usually gets overtaken, its just the MANT gold gamble skill activated at tbe right time. Oguri is a pretty standard late gambler.>>569474818I like to live dangerously.
>>569474376it makes her look much more like red desire
>>569475424this but with speed symboli
>>569470208I saw a post on reddit of someone who managed to tune their stamina on Buono such that she got good speed carryover into the final straight and thought of you. Good luck on the CM, bwo
>>569473950If only there was a witch that's making your parents for youNo, making parents isn't "playing the game"
>>569475424this but also with akikawa at the same time
>>569475378oh no no no no NONONO
>>569475378>gold books on a fov based debuffEnjoy your groub B 3rd place.
>>569474780don't shay that...!
>>569475378I hope you have End Closer Savvy anon, and I hope you have enough spare points to double circle that shit.
>>569473753dotone and dotwo
>cm 14>fronts win>cm 13&15>xoguri winsGreat volatility, such freedom to use entire cast with perspective of victory.
>build a Taishin I put a lot of work into and explicitly built for a Mile track>get 1st place with her every time I win>build a mediocre, hastily thrown together Turf S Falcon with lots of abilities that "sound right" for Mile>gets 2nd place every time I winWhat explains this
>entire senior year had not a single event proc>no trainee events no card events no MANT events>chains didn't even start yetHOW IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED?
>>569475431I also like to live dangerously
The back liners are not sending their best.
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
intercourse with ningen
>>569475529i can literally use this in ALL CMs THO
>>569475424that's not tazuna... c-cafe? CAFE! WHERE IS SHE?!
Why is trainer rape so rampant in Tracen?
I do believe you need inherited xog ult on your fronts if you don't want to get run down by xogs, since angling alone isn't enough
>>569475716That better not be an Oonige
>>569475610A Dumb Falcon that has been converted to turf is absolutely cracked even on a lazily made build, it's actually quite funny how the only thing holding her back is the dirt specialty.But then again if you know anything about keiba, there is a tendency for horses that excelled in dirt tracks switching to turf and dominating because you need a lot more muscle and stamina to power through dirt, dirt that is no longer there to slow you down on turf. If you've ever seen a dirt-trained horse irl they're jacked like bodybuilders
>>569475610she could explode my head to a pulp with those jacked piggies giwtwm
>>569475807why don't they just make dirt horses and then run them on turf then
>>569475805this is her >>569473778
>>569475807Ebayan will beat the Bog and secure the Arc
>>569475852Because Dirt racing just isn't very popular outside of America. Also Turf is slippery in a way Dirt isn't.
>>569475895It'll just be another episode of the japanese L'Arc humiliation ritual
Building backliners for this cm was a mistake.Fronts never let others win.
>>569475771Because it's home to top quality umas who are constantly in heat and encouraged to reproduce since they'll likely produce more top quality umas. This leads to more rape, of course. The cycle of rape. Or exponential rape.
>>569475852There is a specific cadence to running on turf and not every horse is good at it.
>>569475895he's too FAT he can't cope with the frog swamp
>>569475759You will be too far away to hit frontniggers
>>569475934>humiliation ritualPeople forget that Pasa barely lost, 2nd place by 2.5 lengths in the most prestigious race in the world is nothing to sneeze at
Umas good on dirt are dirty minded
>>569475424>No ears
>>569476062That REALLY explains Agnes Digital.
Turf Falco came in clutch today. Giving her lots of love.
>>569476012nakadashi fiesta was even closer
Yae(ki)no
>>569476136>falco sexnot canon
Trainer is talking to some unknown woman...
>>569476189It's my future HERO Reve you can't stop me from recruiting her
>>569475852Not everyone can go through the effort to breed dirt horses with 10 turf sparks also, just in case
>>569475895not while the weather warping druids are on the baguettes' payroll
How many days do you let someone you're following not log in before you boot their ass? Assuming they don't have some rare card you use for specific builds at MLB
Why is Sweepy like this?
>>569475895Kaiji had to come up with a convoluted scheme to beat the Bog, I don't think Ebayan has the smarts to come up with such a plan, if I'm being quite honest
>>569476290A month. A 2-week grace period I can tolerate because maybe they went on vacation or something, but if they're gone for more than 30 days I assume they quit the game.
>>569476340Believe harder desu
>>569460923It is the british epsom derby tomorrow, part of the british triple crownI am going up today and will be there tomorrow
>>569476189Yeah I don't like girls with shitty boobs
>>569476340Oh yeah explain Nakyama Festa then
Sweepy but instead ofnthe broom, she's holding my dick haha.
nyuh uh
What's a good borrow card for the hog next CM?
>>569476329Too busy casting night time spells
post HEROES
>>569476645This clearly is a horrible nightmare
>>569476549she gambled like the discount Kaiji she is
>>569476008im killing the other backliners
>>569474369Oh yeah I remember hearing about thatApparently TM Opera also had a similarly sized heart
>>569476757apparently it's something they have a chance of inheriting from Eclipse
>>569476008on this CM since the entire late race is a straight, you can just get savvy and the vision skill and snipe them from 60m behind.
>>569476757Now imagine if his jockey wasn't a rookie bum who never won a G1 again for 20 years after Opera O
Yeah babeee
>>569477137i thought that was Toriel when I saw the thumbnail
>>569476875>can RANDOMLY win the omega gene lottery and get a ultra horsereally is just gacha for rich people
>>569476189Deal with it
>>569477223remembering the story about how the jockey had given up after being surrounded but opera o pushed through a tiny gap on his own initiative and managed to pull ahead and win
>>569477348The difference is in gacha, they can't outright fuck you if you spend money, there is always SOME level of benefit.Meanwhile you could in keiba inherit Tachyon's fucked up genetic condition that ruins their legs like Scarlet did
im forfeiting the rainbow shards from the flopji flopseki eventi don't even care anymore
>>569477348pretty much, yeah. iirc it's called the x-factor.
>>569477409And that's why he's the overlord
>>569477463Just do some URA runs with your fav uma broI havent done a Flash career in so long due to her mile affinity and it feels like home
>>569477494
>>569477409Wada Ryuji is the prime example of a mid jockey on a phenomenal horseThe way he cried right after winning his 8th G1 was kino thohttps://youtube.com/shorts/JFPwY-pzC3g
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Oh my fucking god, man. I literally have no aces with Mile S. I'm still trying to build one.
retard-san...
>>569477869kitasan.jpg
>>569477684not much to do aside from making sure the direct parents have mile 2/3 and get good affinity with more mile sparks
>>569476704MY FUARKING HERO
>>569477869duramente.gif
>>569477636Poor Dia... Wada's style really is nothing but crop abuseReminds me of how Opera's owner told him something along the lines of "If you use the riding crop this hard on my horse again you will never have the privilege of riding TM, just let my god horse carry your sorry ass"
>>569477869kitasan_heavy_breathing.webm
>>569477424At least she made it to retirment and enjoys her grandma life in peace and good health.
>>569477929SKULL HORSEthat's biwa, right?
>finally watch CinGray>Triumphant Pulse (or what she clearly is doing when she has her sudden spurts) really is just "if losing, win"Is that what watching Ogurin races were like irl?
Umas for me if I look like this?
cm14 status?
>>569477929BIG HEAD
>>569478075grass wonder
>>569478079B finals lmao
>>569478079gold ship's ballast tanks...
>>569478019Yes, he became so fluffy later in retirment
>>569477929A big head for a powerful horse.
>>569478170Fluff boys rise up
>>569478170sir that's a raindeer
>>569478093>>569478232Dont say that...
>>569478269>owaridaIt's only over when you say it's over. Stand brother, and claim your right to the cheers of the crowd for placing first
>Kiseki event gives 2 crystal shardsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUT I NEED 3 FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU ALL OTHER EVENTS GIVE 3
>>569477929that is a really cool graying pattern
If your child with your Uma wife was going to be m*le and not an Uma, would you abort it?
>>569478420No, but I also wouldn't let an uma babysit him in the future, I don't trust them
>>569478420Do male uma offspring inherit some horselike traits other than the ears and tails? Like having massive cocks?
>>569478292I'm gonna attack her
>>569477941Why did he not let another jockey ride him? Opera O could have won Takarazuka Kinen and Tenno Sho twice.Also it's Mikki Rocket not Satona Diamond
>>569478420Retard, you set him up to be a trainer
>>569478460I'd let my young son get tutored by a cute uma oneesan
behind image schedule again
>>569478420I will do my best to not let the boy get enrolled into TracenHe must be FREE
>>569478170what a cool horse to go from sick punk rock skull in his racing years to fluffy silver fox in retirement
>>569478460>not letting your son get rode by Super CreekStop being a shit dad.
>>569478468They don't inherent anything, they're just normal human males. When you think about it, umas have achieved a form of genetic perfection in that they produce EXACTLY what they need to further themselves as a species. No male umas, no human females, only human males and other umas.
>>569478468they don't like to talk about it in polite company but for some reason boys born to uma mothers do tend to have huge cocks
>>569478591Diachan would never
>mile S + fast learner>bamboo, kitasan and CB all agemasens
holy shit the triple kill
retard here who quit few months after release..any news on the autoplay qol?i wanna play again but shan't until that's implemented, it took couple hours every day because i'm autistic and had to spend all stamina all the time
>>569478673>rice taking a gigantic uma dump dot png
>>569477501on second thought maybe I should do the higher difficulties with an uma that has a better golds and unique....
>>569478420They will make for superior trainer later in life.
>>569478739come back in roughly 6ish months
ts climaxxing
>>569478793alright thanks also follow upshould i roll on something that's coming up?be it uma or cardsi've been collecting gibs and such and rolled xoguri, vbourbon, smaru meanwhile while not playing and that's probably a decent account? (i think)
>>569478723shouldn't have had skin
>>569478802>only 1 lvl2 hint spark Owari da...
>>569479000tachyon ssr speed next month is the next big thing, but I don't know if it's a "must roll" or if it's just good for the next scenarios. there's free pulls, can't remember how much
Fat uma titties awakening young boys
You are fine as you are bwos
>>569479000>rolled xoguri, vbourbon, smaruYou are so bricked it's unreal my dude. This is a support card game. Lack of support cards means all your horses will be sub, that's below mid btw.
you will never be Fine
>>569479167>7Shiraoki-sama...
>>569479226Rather be Chiyo than Fine
>>569479259>>569479259>>569479259
>>569479167Thanks Shiraoki-sama
>>569478741Rice wouldn't do that
>>569479251>I rather be Gay than Fine
>>569479203that's a problem for when/if i start playing again
>>569479167
>>569479348all umas take enormous dumps given how much they all eat
>>569474196>>569474508If mahjong counts as a board game then I am down, to clown.
