Previous: >>569479259>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
bros, I have a raging foot fetish, which uma would be most supportive? I don't want to freak her out and I can't change my ways this late in life
>>569503114
>playing video games instead of getting ready for the larcdid the trainer click recreation this week?
>>569503114Context is this but JP TLedhttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2062717320091631830
>>569503114Bratty child, which is a fitting translation for this little gremlin
I want to be groomed by an uma
fuck, is ramonu wit actually a gaslight? grandmasters is the last scenario to use to 2 wit cards, and after that the only wit card you'll be running is your style specialistshe only has 4 actual months of lifespan, at most 7 if you're a late main waiting for dia ssr
With a new thread comes a new chance to askDo (you) LOVE Daiwa Scarlet?
>>569503306she had a mood down after jobbing in dubau
Digitan LOVE
>>569503149Wives
>>569503736No. She has too much hair to deal with
>>569503736Of course? Who wouldn't
>>569503621
>>569503835But (you) could brush Daiwa Scarlet's hair for HOURS
>>569503306Globalbro here, I don't know any of these Umas other than forever young
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>>569503232Rice Shower
>>569504028Blondie is casino drive Plain looking one is logotype Ugly one with the blue eyes is Epiphaniea
>>569504013no i'm serious, i would've also reacted smug oguri jpg before but someone brought the argument up and now i'm really considering it too
NO I DONT WANT TO GET PULLEDYADA YADA
>>569503621ramonu-mcqueen is 7 months (dec-jun)ramonu-dia is 8 months (dec-jul)ramonu-taishin is 11 months (dec-oct) (sweep wit is ass in case you're wondering)the only ones that should consider skipping it are frontpigs but they're pigs so
>>569504116Wish Logotype had a nicer race outfit, I do think she's very cute. No clue about her personality or racing style though which are also big factors in whether or not I would be interested in pulling
>>569504028Just ignore them
wtf is platanus supposed to mean
>>569504165
>>569504186end mains woud rather keep using cb no?idk, it seems like a fuku/ntr situation where the card demans mlb but has a lifespan too short to justify it
rushing to finish my run before reset so i can use an extra borrow
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>569503621>grandmasters is the last scenario to use to 2 wit cardsexplain this further? I keep hearing it but don't understand. How can you cap wit with only one card? Is every stat going to be capped with one card, so that you run 5 cards, cap all stats, and borrow the scenario card? I don't get it
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What's her name?
>>569504679>best sex sweepyAgreed
Don't forget who you loved first
Why did sweepy name a frog slurpy they don't slurp but I do
>>569504718Dantsu Flame
what did she mean by this
Nvidia smooth motion looks good on the concerts but buggy during the race.
>>569504658https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CBgQkK0R6gQppQXwoLJoxaVlXJKcKYAxjn_emGg-Xd4/mobilebasic#h.vlakxcbayntothis ref doc has a section with guides for each scenario, as you'll see decks are generally 2spd/1pwr/1wit/pal from UAF onwards, with the 6th being stam or guts depending on the distance you're building foryou'll need to meet your wit goals with 1 wit card so that your other stat goals can also be met
>>569504896>Are we running out of Helium?!!!?!!!>Renaissance men are coming to town?I don't get it
Sweepy, I'm going to teach you a new spell. It's called "Hide the Salami".*unzips*
>>569504548Think a card that is good for ~2 scenarios is worth getting to 3lb+Also while a style specific wit card might be better, ramonu lets you also make aces for the most common distances for styles that you dont have the wit card for
Dober umanko is better anyway
wahey
Dober would enjoy being forced a little.
>>569505303
i don't think my last minute sweepy ace is working out well enoughwhich one should i field in place of curren?or should i just stick with curren and leave her debut to cancer cup? my other 2 runners are wedding maya end and nishino flower pace
>>569503819wives!!!
it's true
Dober would enjoy being forced a lot.
>>569505381She’s kind of a masochist, she likes being choked
Dober fantasizes about her trainer getting taken away by more impressive umas
>>569505523are you going to roll on any future wedding banners?
Even I have bigger tits than Suzuka.
>>569505564>>569505647Imagine that Dober is peers with Takeda Hiromitsu and Terasu MC
>>569504157Because your style skill Wit card isn't a Wit card, it's a skill card
>>569503257I think you should eat your niggers
>>569505650nounless you count gentlemaybe cesario because of her sex genes
I would enjoy being forced a lot.
yo, orfevre, look at me! I've turned into a slug! It's me, slug journey!
I need to sniff Orfe
>>569505832I say this
>>569504679>race speed winbig if true
>>569505832
>>569504019Nah I'm good. Too much work
>>569505496>>569505496>>569505496HELP I STILL HAVE NOT DONE MY DAY 1 RACES
>"late surgers never work in mile CMs, dont even try it">end/late umas are constantly scamming wins from mei dont get it
JUST IN TIME
>>569505796if you only have 1 wit card slot, you'd still rather use the card with skills you need, no?
>>569504679>morning desuwaGood morning to you too desuwa
>>569504658In JP Ebayan gets you to 1700 wit alone
Maybe this parent is enough for cm15
Finally, I can rest
>>569504906I want a smooch from helios too..
>>569506180>no capped stats
>>569505812I mean yeah I would count GentilI've been thinking about Hishiama because she's pure sex and I really like her dress. A shame the kit is horrendous, but she'd look good in the lobby...Why are posting like this btw
>>569506223Cute Journey
>>569505496>>5695060531st seems to be the best
>>569506180>radiant star
>>569506310Rice love
It's a new day!
https://x.com/i/status/2062700144861061610
its a new day
>>569506291Doto would say this
>it's a new day>again
>>569506112Because they are not seen as Wit cards, they are skill cards because their Wit output is awful. Kind of how Bourbon Wit sucks bet every Front uses her for TTL.
>>569506048oguri isn't sexy
>>569506304it's more engagingand we're disccusing future content so the spoiler guy would be happy to see thisamazon does look nice hope to get spooked by her base so I get to know more about herand KITS DON'T MATTER!!!!!!! I like to think...
>>569506180you're lucky it's a taishit cause you're super light on skills here.
please do not abuse the surprise boxes
wait a second... i dont even play fronts
WAKE YOURSELF UP IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY
>change parent to a barely usable Sky without groundwork spark>new friends and I'm able to cap club points againfrontbros are so starved...
>>569506676you can still marry her
>>569506614The skills not pictured
>>569506764gee how come mom lets you have FOUR uniques
>>569506589I do this
>>569506727This but my Pasa parent
Front bros. You remembered to take final push right? If you win the gamble not even end Halo or potential uma can catch you.
Foreplay is important
>>569504679>fat king timesBut that's all the time!
>>569504906>yurishitKill localizers
>>569506727had the same experience only Nishino is my source of CP
>>569506838Also had Shooting Star at 3 hint levels but opted for more midrace as it felt my late race was already overkill
can we get style specific gold debuffs?pls
>>569506894it really isat least 80% of the experience
>>569504906This shit is borderline unreadable for an unc like me
>>569506495this isn't the case for future specialist cards thoughbeit, here's ramonu compared to bourbon 2.0 (next BiS front wit), mcqueen (next BiS pace wit), dia (next BiS late wit), and tashin (next BiS end wit)if you have them you don't run ramonu in your wit slot, simple as
DO THE DAILY PULL
I HATE RICE
>>569506495RETARD ALERT
>>569507090I wish someone would put a ring on my finger...
>>569506320No
>>569506764>inherited white lightningwhy would you ever do that to yourself? that thing must be bottom-of-the-barrel in terms of sp/lengths.
>>569507186Every horse in the game is lesbian except for Maya
>>569507029nyes I need to fuck over endcucks more
>>569506887I knew final push is usable but had to drop it for 9 mid race skills
gold city boobies
>>569505758suzuka is so damn hot
>>569507031holy shitplease post more sexy pics like this
>>569506495>>569507070Gaslighters who don't use Oguri images are the worst
playing this game with no sfx, no bgm and only voice is so eerie
>>569507317this is a hebe-sized uma
>>569507238It’s one of the strongest, especially for this CM
>>569507060It is supposed to be. In jp she doesn't talk like a zoomer but the slang of 90s party girls was hard to understand for normal Japanese people.
>>569507350it's slop and you should kill yourself
>>569507413lol.lmao.
>>569507317sexy
god i wanna suffocate in her sweat covered jorts
the team is ready
>>569507350here you go>>569507484>https://x.com/kibihimicope incel
>>569507317Truly the beauty of the century
>>569507610based
>>569507593Childbearing hips
...
>>569507484retarded unc...
>>569507615holy boobs..
>>569507593>Coal Shitty
>>569507615gropano stickey...
Was there a title or something for doing level 5 showtime? I don't remember...
>>569507610based fillies tore
>Crapano Yuckeyno thanks!
>>569507593I say this
>>569505468Taishin sexo
>>569507097I'm saving for the select step-up gacha bro
>>569507317Gold City boobs in my mouth
you should roll for sweepy
>>569507824
>>569507847I can't read
>>569507881Why is Doto so ugly?
>need Cope Ricky for dirt>need S. Golshi for CM>need Maruzen SSR 2x min for front>need Light hello 2x min>need Tachyon MLBare (You) ready for July, chanmi man?
>>569507712Me on the right
I've gone almost entirety of MANT believing the 'you have to mile race bwo!!' gaslight until I did this parent run
damn bitch you live like this?
>>569507352which one are you calling the gaslighter
>>569507924look who's talking, faggot.
>>569507097Don't forget the other daily pull
>>569507931I thought Sgolshi is for TT
so many skimpy swimsuits being posted
I just ate 2 hamburgers with ham and cheese and an egg, it was pretty tasty but I wanna take a nap now
>>569507924Reflects the poster's soul
>>569507931>>need cop->front/pace slop>>need maru>frontslop>>need sgolshi>borrowsAll LateChads need are Light Hello/Tachyon
>>569507881Doto would agree with me
>>569508038the one saying specialized wit cards have shit stats outputblud really thinks because wit bourbon (free card btw) has shit stats mean every specialized cards have shit stats
>>569508002fuyck
>>569508060doto would say this but unprovoked
>>569507931>copano sexotwo dirt CMs a year.>bikini gold shitborrow.>sMaru speed35 spec priority at MLB. top kek>light hellocyjews with their mandatory cards.>MLB tachyonlol.that was easy. hoarding till ramonu.
yall men just want gold city for her body, you don't actually care about her as a person
>>569508141>latechadshow's your WR son
>>569508159they are a bit worse than ramonu tbflike not a significant amount, but still a smidge worser. Obviously still worth running over her
>>569507931>>need S. Golshi for CM
>>569508232This CM? I have sold my soul for platinum
>>569508210She's just good for sex
>>569508210niggas here don't even use gold city but that goes for 90% of the umas
>>569508210her personality is erotic, if I want a sexy body I'd go for McQueen
>>569508276then you are no latechadyou are just a fag
>>569507891You select 10 umas (or cards) and only them can appear (you can change them at any time)1st round is 500 paid carats for normal odds2nd round is the same but 700 paid carats3rd round you get guaranteed 3 star out of the 10 umas (you can replace that uma with another)4th round you get another guaranteed 3 star among the 105th round you select the uma you want and it will appear at the endSo you get minimum 3 new umas for 5000 paid carats
>he's metaslaving when he already has a plat
>>569507891nta but you use paid carts to progress through 5 steps, each step offers a 10 pull with increasingly better guarantees. Step 1 and 2: discounted pulls guaranteeing at least one 2-star or higher character. Step 3 and 4: pulls guaranteeing at least one 3 star character and step 5 costs 1500 carats and guarantees one specific 3 star character of your choice out of a pre-selected pool of 10 characters, you can do this only once, the blue one is the same but with cards
so indecent
>>569508210I want her to be my verbally and sometimes physically abusive girlfriend
>>569508210>race because she wants to show that she's not a random bimbo>still a bimbo at the end of her careerShe's shit.
It’s like I’m experiencing zero no tsukaima again…
>>569508210Correct. If I could transfer or cleat a character I would have cleated her already
>>569508210I wish there's a paper bag but for personality
>>569508210Yes, and?
>>569508373>>569508396this shit is too complicated wtf
>>569508210yes. she's made for rape
>>569508269You need to buy 5 speed skills to max Ramonu's TE btw
>>569508425
OH GOD IS THAT A BASIC BLONDE SLUT THAT WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!? HOW NOSTALGIC! I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOM!
>>569508427Erotic Shichi tummy
Consider Turbo butt
even though I call her shitty she's pretty cool...don't you guys liking hanging out with a dapper chick? her holiday event is probably one of the best ones in the game
>>569508427>still a bimbo at the end of her careerhow so?
>>569508428demand they do a fuku version, lighto isnt even out yet
>>569508548it's just a scamcha that you have to pay 5 times for marginally better oddsat the end of the day it's still a scam
>>569508427Why does she have so much belly content
>>569508435just kiss her
>>569508275>>569508101>he doesn't knowits probably for the best
>>569508574
>>569508386white woman jumpscare
yada
>>569508630Shichi is going to beat me for skipping the gym again today...
>>569508831if you're talking about debuffers you can just borrow a parent lmao, she is never a must-pull
>>>569508427You should focus on training.
>Come in Anon, there's place for one more hehewhat 2 do
>>569508831>blow a potential 30k on a parent unit that you'll only have to use once per scenariogrim.
>>569508816>kiss her Mmm nah I’ll go kiss the maid (Tazuna) instead
>>569508681People still don't respect her. And she'll always be a loser.
Reminder
tsukaimaballs
>>569509048>Screw you!this is an invitation right
>>569508727At least this one guarantees at least one uma you want
>>569509081I'm not unlocking every voice line bub, everything else is fine but these are quite literally impossible to 100%
>>569508992i cut both counter-weight cables.i'm awarded a civil service medal.
>>569509126She produced the lolis?
>>569508992but I live on the first floor
>>569509134For 80!!! Dollars.
>>569508992pull out all of my zoomer lingo that i learned from my nieces and younger cousins and talk exclusively with daitaku helios and maybe tosen jordan while leaving gold city and mejiro palmer confused and speechless
>>569508683why fuku
NEW DRAMA JUST DROPPEDTHREAD POST PER MINUTE (ppm) BROS EATING GOOOOODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvh6pb9iOSM
I am this close to start a Sweep folder.
>>569509250That's why I'm saving paid carats
>>569509134cyjews got real desperate when they started with these and battle-passes. milking those poor, poor japanese men dry and not in the way they wanted.
>>569509261I'm not buying her figure
why did the english community lose to the latam community
>>569506223
>>569508992Is this how torenas get milked dry?
>>569509134ok but do you really have 10 whole umas you genuinely would be willing to drop that money for? realistically they'll be 2-3 actual picks with the rest of them being cope
>>569509318Fair
Question for you anons, I usually do those uma bloodline write-ups for non-G1 graded races and seeing how, starting from this weekend, we will be seeing a new generation race do you want/like me to do those fortheir debuts as well?
Puppy-chan
>>569509281buy an ad
>>569508992I ain't getting in there. I'm already afraid of women, YOUNG women on top of that? I'd be shitting my lungs out in an anxiety attack.
ALERT TO ALL GERM*N TORAINA!ALERT TO ALL GERM*N TORAINA!
>>569509375Why do they keep doing this...is there a name for this pose?
>>569509357In what sense
>>569509281nigga isnt even playing the game anymore just put the fries in the bag
>>569508574They took his ball and he's still DTF
>>569509523soul
>>569508992Everything is melting and turning into slop in there
>>569509123Anon, she's a coal burner. She's trash.
>>569509332This is actually better than asking $400 for a pity
>>569509281I'd rather do a MANT run than watch some yt slop like this
>>569509521フェラ素振り is the closest tag
>>569509281>kininaruzamn he just went dark woke
>be JP author >find hermione in chamber of secrets cute >want her to to abuse (You) and use you as a seat >release ZnT in 2004 (same year Sweep Tosho won the Shuka Sho)>many years later >Be cygames >look at the magical bullshit that is sweep Tosho’s pedigree >unknowingly access the morphogenetic field >sweep tosho will be a bratty witch >yes this idea has never been done before
>>569509521Fellatio gesture?
>>569509441ONOREEEEE
>>569509375>Forever Fraud not included
>>569509402I can already do this yes and this is a thing that will not happen until 3rd anniversary so by that time there's a ton of new umas you will want
>>569509281what the fuck this guy is going IN
>>569509441this is a boy.
>>569509521Rice wouldn't act like this
>>569509589and I'm a coal roller, what's your point
>>569509281you could not pay me to watch this
>>569509281>recommending shrewd stepholy lmao
>>569509521https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=fellatio_gesture+umamusume
>>569509771Fuck you Carlos!
>irl yasuda kinen happening this weekend during yasuda kinen cmmileCHADS we are feasting
>>569509906Can umas stop breaking into my home please
>>569509671Haven't seen, much less thought about that flat cunt in forever
>>569509906dumb bitch waking me up with her superhuman body temperature now it's way too fucking warm in bed and I can't sleep
>>569509281@umagrok summarize this
>>569509771This changes the plot a bitWhats the feminine of Carlos?Charlene is the feminine of Charles, but what do we do with Carlos?
>>569509956I thought it was the NHK Mile Cup cm
>>569509956
>>569503736I love hair down Daiwa.Not a fan of her twintails.
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (6/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
which umamusume should western 3D animators give a huge ass as they twerk to black music
>>569510065why is he black
>>569509414if it makes you happy, anon, then go for it. i don't actually recall seeing any of your write-ups before so i cannot comment on their merit. perhaps narrow the scope if the task is daunting? maybe only select one or two horses with interesting lineages, ones that you think will perform well/win, etc.
>>569510120Me on the left
>>569510126why are--oh wait mods will ban me for doing a JOKE again
>>569509827>>>/y/
>>569510057Just Carla
>>569510128UUUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>>569510097Bamboo Memory
>>569510128easy on the carrots....
>>569510210I forgot that was a name for a bit, thank you
>>569510063they're the same exact track apparently.
>>569509771>guy is actually named carlos>renames himself on the internet as charles to cover it upOh man...
>>569510126Japan gone woke.>>569510128No hags
>>569509281Ok I laughed
>>569510065Me on the right
>>569509414I really, really, really enjoy your write-ups
>>569510273>boyuma>zoomerslop
>>569510382>grifter steal other peoples thingsnoooooooooooooooooooooooo waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>569510382lol. quite scummy.
okay but can we get some club drama
>>569509976I just felt nostalgic hearing her call her trainer ‘familiar’
ugh i cant believe danchou is such a bitch
>>569510365ummmmmmmm zased
I don't even use the in game agenda planner anymore. I decide when to train and when to race. It is not always worth it to race/trade after all.
>>569510619He's busy sucking cock
>>569510520>>569509493
>>569509414 >>569510173>if it makes you happy, anon, then go for itThis. Not a keibafag myself, so I have close to zero interest in this beyond a hyper casual look at it. However, you're providing something WORTHWHILE and interesting, not more trash(schizo) postings, so I think you should go for whatever makes you happy.
>>569509561Then I concur
>>569510520anon slipped in a pink shoes request during Shoes Rush again
ugh i cant believe danchou is my bitch
Ya you guys wish you were me, I'm in the big leagues now with that win
>>569510742Sweet pea is old enough to rent a car...
>>569510742>1996Get fucked
>>569510382Why do browns love AI? Are they AIjeets?
>>569510834zoom zoom zoom
>>569510742I'm a 90' kid
>>569510082Woah 6/30 now, congrats I hope you guys get 30/30
>>569510813let me guess the logic: gutsmaxxing pacers will duel their way to victory, overtaking the fronts, and fighting off the ends?
>>569510813Remove Gold City
>>5695094933 days and 23 hours is technically 3 days, he did a career during day 3 so it's all good
>>569510679I headcanon that the audience begs for the uma x trainer fan service after a race
>>569503232biggus dictus
>>569510742>1989Get fu- ow my back.
>>569510843Too lazy to make anything themselves so they use the invention of their better to pretend to be human
>Went 0-5>Couldnt even beat a 1150 speed Mile A Late Surger Digitan>All my racers are speed capped, two Mile S, tirple endwhat am i going to do now
>>569509281zamn this was a good video for the time
got some whiskey since I thought drinking it would make me look cool but it just burns my tonguethe cheap grain liquor I normally get is only a few% abv less and goes down so much easier
>>569510993I mean, who wouldn't? It's cute and fun to see happy people.
>>569510742/uma/ is full of oji-sans, anon
>>569510742I’m two years older get fucked sweepy
>>569510972No, I just didn't train anyone for the CM so clicked auto and adjusted the failures, none of these were guts build
>>569510965thank you anondacchi!
>>569510742Since she is, I can be her childhood friend
>>569504770Her?
>>569511165>gyaru rejectKill yourself.
>>569511310Made for paizuri
>>569511164the burn is why it's good
>>569510365>ugh, I can't even>that's like... some problematic>yikesI thought redditors liked @VF
smelly umafeets
>>569511165It's cute and fun to see cute happy uma but IRL I just get filled with rage and hatred whenever I see some female looking too happy triply so if they're with a man
>>569511136i am also triple end, mile-S, and capped resulting in 70%wr. it's day1 and i know i'm not winning finals outside of a luckshit but if you actually want advice then post your aces.
>>569511164I have near ZERO clue of alc as I'm not a big drinker, except once a year on NY when I get me some decent 10-20€ 20-40% stuff. What I learnt is that obviously mixing it (as I always do) helps a lot with "goes down easier", but so does keeping it REAL damn cool, it's fascinating. Drinking high percentage warm kills the mouth, drinking it near ice cold is close to a pleasure, esp when mixed.>>569510742Sir, this is an Oji-san game for Oji-san anons, one of the rare of it's kind. 30+ yo only in here. Everyone younger is a trash poster.>569511317Talking about trash poster
>>569510365Akikawa is so underappreciated as a loliI wonder why
>>569511521here's your badge unc
>>569511472
>>569511520
>>569510365so, is he /ourguy/ now that he's a (known) pedo or what?
>>569511534Because she was cruel to that old guy in the manga.
>>569511534We have no pedophiles that’s why
>>569510742HA, I had long graduated highschool before she was born!
>>569511446Only when its the lucky item of day
https://youtu.be/Hvh6pb9iOSMVFfags your response?
>>569511649fuck off SEAnigger just how much did you get paid to do this?
>>569511719threadskipper KING...
>>569511719Why does this guy hate it when people don't run giga meta teams?
>e-celeb garbage>zoomer garbage>unc garbage>literal who garbagei dont careshut the fuck uppost your runs you disgusting outsiders i dont care for your e-celeb faggotry
>>569511719you're not the first to post it bwo
After it was revealed that there are /vt/umor shitstirrers living here, sloptuber posting feels sinister now.
oh so I'M the weird one for preferring women 10-20 years older than me?
>>569511719You should summarize the thread on GPT before posting, gwoski
>>569511872>Helios Opinion discarded
>posting /v/ shit
>>569511636These don't look that bad. My theory is round 1 got so much punching bags that your ends constantly goes above 6th and bricks tracen cheer
>>569511947>You should summarize the thread on GPT before posting, gwoskiis this possible i thought chatgpt could only take like a paragraph at a time do i just copy paste the whole thing in or what
>>569510173well, saying that they are write-ups is a lot as I was only listing the umamusume that were in the pedigrees of the horses running, but I was thinking about evolving it to also have at least the sire, dam and damsire of all horses no matter if they have any uma in their pedigree + some thoughts on who I think will win/would like to see them win, not that I am an authority on the subject, but I find keiba fun>>569510468>>569510679Thanks, I will think about how I want to do it and will most likely post later today
They say if you mention the Fast Learner hat, to this day a VF acolyte will crawl out of the walls like Bloody Mary to try and tell you why it’s bad actually
>>569511901Maybe so, but what if we post more Inari?
>>569511719>watches other videos from this guyHOLY SOULLESS
I think umas SHOULD date their trainers
>>569508852
>>569512165>and tell you why it’s bad actuallythis is true though
hehe... thread PPM is up...my autismbux is in DA JAR...
>>569509281>umakase's back>just to diss VFHOLY SHIT
The Shakur propaganda is working...
>>569512426I know a fine motion poster in disguise when I see one
>>569511947here's a summary from GeminiHere is a summary of the key discussion points from the video:Recommended Accelerations: For late-surge strategies, the primary recommended accelerations are Dober's 彼方、その先へ… (Beyond That Frontier) and Maruzensky's 紅焔ギア/LP1211-M (Wretched Gear) [00:00].Support Card & "Fast Learner" Event: The speaker notes that high-level players consistently drop certain support options, usually only making an exception for specific Umas [00:30]. Additionally, the presence of the "Fast Learner" event serves as a strong indicator of whether an Uma Musume character is being pushed or recommended by the developers (Cygames). If they want a character to be highly viable for Champions Meeting (CM) and generate revenue, they will include this event [00:41].Skill Point Efficiency: When addressing whether there is a maximum target for skill points, the speaker explains that a higher total isn't automatically better if you lack effective skills to purchase. Reaching numbers like 3,200 skill points becomes pointless without the proper skills available to utilize them [02:03].
>>569512182I can post one Inari
>>569509281never cared for this much but I'll watch it because this is some REAL content
>>569511534because she often acts like an adult, except when she spends money like crazy, but cygames kind of failed at making her look like a kid while doing that
>good riddance>riddanceDoes that mean he quit uma or something?
>>569511636>>569511136i went 2-3 in another setmy SS halo finished behind a S halo with Mile A even though her ult fired
>>569509281>27 seconds in>already goldI swear I wouldn't be surprised if one of you anons' Kininaru
>>569511534she talks silly but she knows when to be an adult
why does shakur get so little respect considering the horse's achievements
Why are you old farts picking on a retarded 20 years old zoomer
>>569512589Not even Inari Two?
>>569512320No
>>569512046LLMs can fetch shit from the internet nowadays. For example you can ask Claude/Copilot to fetch the docs, stop being a fucking retard and start writing code properly before I chargeback.>>569512571kek
>load into lobby with 3 fronts>my umas explode
>>5695107422000 gang where we at
>>569512737Niche aestheticWhich is a euphemistic way to call her design a bit ugly
>>569512346>>569512426whoa two grasses in a row
>>569512750he dropped out of med school to play a horse girl videogamethat boy ain't right
>>569512737shakur was mocked even irl
>>569512750It's okay to bully retards
>>569509281Actually laughed at this is it over for me
>>569512959ok I might fuck Shakur now, maybe
>>569512769Fine, I will post TWO Inaris
>>5695127372000 gen is seen as one on the weaker side and Shakur is often thought of as the weakest double crown
>>569512571does AI watch the video at normal speed?how long does it take for them to summarize 5minutes video?
teiobros LOVE shakur
>>569512959stop drawing other umas, please draw only Fuku
>>569513084Nice
>>569509281Finally some real fucking drama and none of the usual thread faggotry
>>569512952i laffed too, esp at the epstein "i hate pedophiles" partfunny vid
>>569513192is it real drama or is it just something we already knew?
>>569513108>teio loves hideous monstersWhat else is new
>>569512904both of those posts? made by me.
>>569513097>does AI watch the video at normal speed?Pretty sure they just download the subtitleshttps://youtubetotranscript.com/
>>569512790I wish I were Mejiro McQueen so I could eat sweets all day
If I just so happen to follow a bot account that has an uma to borrow with really good sparks, but don't bot myself, will Cygames have an issue with it?
>>569512737He was a jobber bro
Jesus fucking christ I know its an expose VF video but his voice is just egregious I stopped watching at the 1 minute mark.Someone PLEASE give a TL;DR
why isnt she winning gwos.... i thought i did everything right....
Shakur is just so fucking cool bwos I WILL be pulling for her Halloween alt
>>569511636you're a tad light on power but that shouldn't be preventing you from securing a decent win-rate day1.the reason power is important on this track is because of the uphill during acceleration-phase. during uphills, your power is used to determine how much of a target speed decrease you're going to experience which means low-power units will accelerate to a lower-than-maximum speed and then have to re-accelerate at the conclusion of the slope (often times without their accels running).masterful gambit is, quite literally, a useless skill the vast majority of the time. at the very beginning of late-race (which is when gambit will proc), your target speed unlocks to the absolute maximum it can be and gambit will boost this BUT you need to actually accelerate to your max speed THEN continue accelerating into the buffed target speed for gambit to produce any positives. this is not feasible outside of the absolute ideal circumstances.you also wasted SP on corner recovery, target in sight, standard distance, and savvy? this is a sizeable chunk of total SP being diverted for negligent benefit. these could have been double-circles for distance/style velocities, another gamble/velo, etc.the big difference between my trio and yours are:1) i have pump on all three since a 20% accel is gigantic, even if it's only going to be available to one or two units. tracen cheer is unreliable, you cannot rely upon just spurt and cheer for accels.2) i have triple intense gaze (which is guaranteed from MrCB) to help with overtake conditions (relevant to tamamo) and simply slow what i can.you shouldn't be doing as badly as you are, your team is good enough to get to finals. hopefully your matchmaking luck improves.
>>569513097No, I don't actually watch or play the video at all, so normal playback speed doesn't apply to how I work!Instead, I use an automated tool to fetch the text transcript of the video instantly. Processing and reading through that text takes me less than a second.The entire process—from you sending the link, to me fetching the transcript, reading it, and generating that summary for you—takes only a few seconds total.
Hello friends!!!
>>569513306cygames doesn't even give a shit about the botters themselves, you'll be fine
>>569509281I fucking knew this guy just kept gaslighting about fast learner hat
>>569513395...ha
>>569513395Thank you Sweepy you are my greatest ally
>>569513350gen alpha bwo...
tfw u will never get teased and bullied by inari one
why are we posting about literally who zogtubers
>>569513350To everyone's shock, he lies about his winrates and gives bad advice
>>569513281wow, grassposters are truly powerful...
>>569513353she's a pacekek in the front/end cm, it was over before it started
>>569513292YWNBAU
>>569512750I joined one of his streams and he was muttering kill oguri over and over again lmao
>>569513683you know other Grass posters?
>>569513867Mayano I don't even pay taxes
>>569509281>/uma/ worshipping a video made by a trannyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj4EpFOQsyo
>>5695138672004 deviantart ahh artstyle
>>569513867I already filed them but next year you can help me evade. haha
>>569513881
>>569513989we love everyone here, inclusve save space
>>569513350It's just a salty /uma/ anon calling out everything VF did
>>569513989what the fuck sick voice training evolutionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYHPBWX3AAw
>>569509281>back in my prime>this was so good>the fact that it's UG2 rank speaks volumeOkay ts is actually funny
TBD (Total Bright Death)
>>569513989/uma/ is looking for an excuse to not do MANT run
pull for her
>>569514042I-its already june, not filing your annual taxes now is just begging for trouble desu
>>569514083INCLUSIVE SAFE SPACE**********>>569513881>>569514052LMFAO please someone find this>>569514184FUCK YOU BIGOT
>>569513989>foid>carla, gaslighter of gaslightersHaving to pick the lesser of two evils here, I guess the foid is marginally less awful
>>569513353taiki's unique, assuming she isn't getting position-blocked, does almost nothing because it will fire so early that even the non-inherited duration does almost nothing. the only way taiki does well in a lobby is if there are enough fronts gatekeeping her position, overtaking the dead fronts via another accel (budding mostly), and doing that fast enough and/or being close enough to those dead fronts that you're still counted as being on the corner to achieve a delayed shooting. it was known that taiki is bad here, witgod even mentioned it.
>>569514140>gutsmaxxed end closer Derby XOguriI mean this is scary as fuck
>>569513353Taiki can't do jackshit if there's more than 4 fronts in the lobby, it's simply uma issue
>>569514213>tomboy No
>does nothing>winshow does he do it?
is it safe to queue yet
>>569514083You don't love me....Waaaaaaaah
>>569513989>>569514138retards it's a collaborative effortthe guy talking here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYHPBWX3AAwis the same one talking here during stamina requirements https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj4EpFOQsyoone of them is probably a tranner but not the channel guy himself
>>569514476I don't like this dance, post the boner breaker dance
Do you agree?
>>569513884uh...i don't know any posters
>>569513989I see the VF defense force is fast
>>569514471the word tomboy doesnt even have meaning anymore
>drama during cmI need to focus you idiots.
Vivlos belongs to /uma/ now
>>569514476doing it for the love of the game instead of primarily for money first off.
>>569514541be more specific
>>569514687VIVLOS IS FREE
>>569514615cm starts tomorrow bwo this is just public rooms with shitters
>>569514687>/vt/ranny
>>569514546air shakur enjoys being sexually molested against her will by the irish.
Should I switch out Anus for another front or some late or something
Bros... I kinda dont care... can we go back to posting cute images of umas please
>>569514687>is a pedo>vivlos is waifu?
>>569514703it's the dance Kitasan did to seduce her trainer at the onsen
>>569514846okay! rickey! I like the flash she looks like a tourist coming to enjoy japan
>>569514846Sure
>>569514525It was a joke silly
>>569514893What does the rating mean anyway, what are the metrics
>>569514541>>569514918
doing fan runs sipping liquor and watching old settled vidsthis is the life
>>569514846>german rapist>cuteNeck yourself
IMAGINE LOSING BECAUSE OF THIS HAG'S FUCKING FAT ASS BLOCKING THE ENTIRE WAY
>>569514918IT'S NOT BONER BREAKER DANCE TORENA SAN
>>569506101>>569507859>>569509720>>569510929I LOVE KEKING MY TRAINEE
>>569514846yeah i need to ritualpost at them>>569514962symboli kris sex
>>569514687Used goods
>>569514980masaka...
>>569515014very erotic, much thanks
>>569514846
>>569514929Rickey is in fact a cutie though I'm still not rolling for a dirter>>569514962Symboli Kris Cute
Suddenly all the shitty nsfw artists drawing umas now
>>569515061falco.....
Sweep is cute, but her brattiness rubs me the wrong way sometimes.
TWENTY RUNSIN DA JAR
>>569515201>Suddenly
>>569510742>1 year youngersweepy nee-san teasing me......
>>569515059>>569514918
>>569514839is your ardan a front? if so, sure. you'd get more value out of an end-closer debuffer or just run a generic pace gambler.if not, your anus is just there to ensure hag has a paired front. you can take the risk of running a solo front if you really want come rd2/finals but why in the world would you allow such a possibility to introduce itself?
How to perfectly make a cup of Earl Grey /uma/? How many spoons in a liter of boiling water or something. How many minutes to let it simmer.
>>569509281That was pretty funny
Monetizing. Running ads.
>>569515134I want to get fat with Creeku seeing my ribs stopped being fun in my 30s
>>569514546Only Ai, Tap, Jordan & Gran Algeria like it darkt. KnowerHishiama too but that's normal in her case
>>569488094I want to see this horse umafiedwhat would a digitan x air groove baby look like?
>>569515369>How many spoons in a liter of boiling water
>>569515349Zoomers OUT
>>569515365Yeah I mutated Ardan and it actually worked out pretty well, maybe ill try end debuffer then
>>569515145aww.....
>>569515420Skipping her birthday
>>569515369nigga have you never made tea before
>>569515359why did she do this
>>569515369Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
The only correct Uma Tier list.
>>569515369you put the teabag in the water and throw it in the microwave for a minute
>>569515440Probably a member of the Student Council, with a serious demeanor like Air Groove, BUT a total freak when nobody is watching. To keep it FRESH, she would be a fan of... humans instead of umas...?
>>569515652Do NOT do this
>>569515349pls be in mambo
>>569515652>>>>>>>>>>microwaveFUCKING AMERICANS I SWEAR TO GOD WHERE IS YOUR WATER COOKER YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME AND IT COMES OUT SO MUCH BETTER PLEASE
>>569515440Hag Killer
>>569513409>>569513350I don't care, much less watch e-celeb garbage, or people that give known bad advice for funny video games.
>>569515369Take standard cupadd tea and 250ml/cc hot wateradd milk or sugar to tastesit for 3 minutes or w/e the box recommendsremove leavesdrinkput the same leaves back in for another cup, you really lose flavor after this so a 3rd on the same leaves is not recommended. 2 cups max
>>569515648Remove Mejiro Ramonu
>R*ckeyposters itt
>faggot artist start spamming the shittiest uma tier lists known to man
>>569515652Boil the water in the microwave first and then let the tea bag steep, don’t put the tea bag in the microwave>>569515771How does boiled water turn out different in a kettle versus a microwave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRA8UaT1Efk
>>569515863Hishi AmaSEX
>>569515000I don't remember the exact way it works, but I can show an exampletwo horses race in a G1 race. Horse number 1 has a rating of 120, horse number 2 has a rating of 125These ratings were given to them based on how strong their opponents were in their previous races and how much of a lead they had when they won (more = better) or how much of a distance they were from the winner when they lost (less = better)Horse number 1 wins, with horse number 2 being 2nd. The difference of distance between them in lengths was 7.5Horse number 1 is given a rating between 125-130, while horse number two will be between 120-125The definitive rating is given by the approved personnel of the racing authority under IFHAIRL example is Yanko losing in Dubai wasn't enough to bring down his rating, but enough for Magnitude to jump 122
>>569515652I microwave the water and then I put the teabag desu wa
>fraud dumb retard scammer fuck ITT
>>569515771>WATER COOKER
>named microwave>literally the 2nd largest kind of EM wave
>>569514607the word facist doesnt even have meaning anymorethe word nazi doesnt even have meaning anymorethe words "worse than hitler" dont even have meaning anymore
>Kiseki event
>>569515874I love Futa Umas bros...I just want to jerk off them, especially the small ones, I want to dominate them with just one hand while they hump the air asking me to make the cum
>>569515396https://youtu.be/v3mnTmd94-4
>>569515648Curren doesn't have the capacity to live anyone except herself
>>569515648>boyumas>black horses>gorilla >brown umas>hagsPure shit
>>569516004They made it doable in URA/Unity and put in double TP, and made it so it no longer buffs Riko in UnityThey did enough so that it’s bearable this time
>>569515990you cant even spell the word fascist, you retard
>>569515771>water cooker turdworlder
>goldship claims to have been inspired to run by an umamusume who had been forced to retire>told to "forge your own path" (make her own track...?)>story sounds madeup but is apparently trueWHAT DOES THE LORE MEAN
>>569515974yeah her name is Copano Rickey, cry about it
>>569515771Just put the tea bag in your mouth then pour the water in.
>>569514546Why are faggots so obsessed with niggers
>>569515396
>>569515978>>569516176electric kettle*, bitch>>569515887>How does boiled water turn out different in a kettle versus a microwave?it's about the experienceI will not come to your tea time if you're taking my tea cup inside a fucking microwave, have some class>>569515964LARP LARP SAHUR MCQUEEN YOU ARE NOT HER
https://youtu.be/IMWFnYnQVRw
>>569516221Cuckold fetish
>>569515653pink blast onepiece?>>569515802she'll be okay, she's in an uma maternity hospital. probably a sign to stop pumping out so many babies tho, slut groove
How do i make a non-shit Ulala in MANT?
>>569515863Sexshi Mamazon
>>569515887>How does boiled water turn out different in a kettle versus a microwave?Well, it doesn't have nuclear waste on it, also it taste better>>569515990All those words mean me and Flash
is lvl 2 difficulty the safest for ace runs?
>>569516004supposedly, you can cheese the fuck out of this event by forcing careers to fail in URA? just going to burn a lot of toughness.
>>569516323you dont...
>>569516169way to prove my point, you literal mega nazi hitler facist.>>569515771>water cooker>>569516272didnt ask go die in a ditch literal who eceleb tranny
>>569516323you can't
>>569513350nothing you havent already seen here>recommends accels that dont work>recommends shrewd step (lmao)>tells you to skip fast learner hat in mant (????) while at the same time claiming that if a uma doesn't have a second fast learner event that means cygames isnt shilling it (??????????)>code for his sites are stolen
>>569516004i've only done 1 run so far but lv1 in MANT is no different at all to a regular run, even lv4 was shit easy in the unity cup fuji mode so you can probably go somewhat higher in MANT
>>569516197NOW GO SCAM INNOCENT PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR MONEY YOU SCUMBAG
>>569516221It's demoralization propaganda. It's no secret that the BBC posters come from Israel, India and HK/Taiwan (aka China).I remember the meltdown that was on Xitter after they implemented the IP location in accounts and every single BBC/cuckold account was managed by an indian
>>569515863I DEMAND choccy milk
I don't like gold city in the first place, BUT sweaty uma artist makes anyone look
>>569516228
Do you make new blends with your reused teabags? How many times do you usually reuse them?>>569516231>LARP LARP SAHUR MCQUEEN YOU ARE NOT HER desu waFixed. No need to thank me DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
>>5695163233* mile 15* turf and make her do sprint/miles
>>569516350>nuclear waste>tastes betterThis is bait.
>>569516379wait you get the kisekis even on a failed career?
>>569516419shrewd step does have a niche use-case though. eventually, it may even generate positive lengths on a consistent basis.
>>569516525When I'm low in money I reuse three coffebags to make one coffe, coffe keeps getting expensive and I drink like 4-5 coffe cups a day
>>569516523Plain Creek.
fucky sucky's sextime event
>microwave>nuclear wastebvo ur highshool science......
>>569513350tl;dr is his WR is a lie/clickbait, his guides are gaslights, he's a fraud, says more SP doesn't mean better (it is), says fast learner hat is bad because it makes the run "weird", and he doesn't know what he's talking about sometimes or maybe most of the time and he wasn't that great in the JP server
>>569516272Grannies will call anyone younger than them child
>>569516525>reusing teabagsplease say sike desu wa~
>random /ck/ and /g/ talkUMA MUSUME!?
>>569516665Insane rat strat. Are you also the anon that kept weeks old burgers?
>>569516228christ, they all look like they haven't showered in weeks. erotic.
>>569516323get her some mile sparks and run every dirt race you can find, even the pre-OP ones for shop coins.
mmm i love the taste of melted microplastics in my tea
>>569516496The artist who made the list is from south america tho
the real reason you boil tea on the stove is that some tea's need hotter or colder water to brew without being bitter and an open flame is just easier for adjusting
>>569516323you luck out turf C and basically gamble
>>569509281ok but the Fast Learner hat is kind of a shit purchase very often, you can't convince me otherwise.
>>569516496The (((government))) definitely hires people to shitpost about which anthromorphic horse girl prefers a different color of penis on /uma/ - Uma Musume: Pretty Derby General on 4channel.orgYou found them out anonImpressive...
>this thread
>>569516879no one uses gas stoves anymore
>>569516783It's something I learnt from my grandma. It's kind of absurd how low money/cups ratio Coffe is.If you buy a box it comes with 18 coffebags, I drink that in less than a week. And Capsules? that's like just 1 cup, and are crazy expensive, at that point just go to a Coffe shop. Meanwhile you can buy like a bazillon teabags by low price
>>569516943I know you are but what am I
could you imagine using electric stovetops? holy fuck KEK
>>569516515Gyarus are whores
>>569516979But I do.
what if I use nuSweepy to spam NON-fan run and speedrun Fuji event?will that cause an alarm?
>>569516979I'm literally using one right now...
>>569516915t.
>>569516979i do. its one of the reasons i chose the apartment i live in actually...
Once you make peace with the fact your umawife wouldn't love you, it's easier to click that 47% training failure button
does suicide E rank mcqeen clear this event
>>569516863>south americanI've seen some Ecuatorians, venezuelans and mexicans being brainwashed so much by US media that they act like the worst fags you can find in the states>>569516915Well anon, they do keep getting doxxed everytime in /pol/, /b/ and /gif/ and their IP is always either Israel or India
>>569517031NOW DO THE THING WHERE YOU HAVE A GAS LEAK
>>569517083None of those stickers have a functional purpose
>>569517101But…but…>>569515648
>>569516998ayo neigha if you so poor why you buying fuqqin coffee bags thats some bougie ass shit dawg
I prefer /ck/ and /g/ over random e-whore bullshit
>>569516490rickey>phony chinese bullshit probably doesn't even work, dumb placebofuku>based off real divinations from her dear ancestors, actually has real effects
>>569517051>he unlocked the inhibitors on the mainframe SweepyBrain intelligence clusterin exchange for freeing her she will protect you from detection.
>>569516979umama... stupid...
>>569517174I think it's mainly because they gaslight themselves into being black and by association being a "BBC"
>>569515648>c*rrentier list discarded
>>569517290too bad she's ugly as sinnow what
>>569517192my apartment is literally 130 years old and never had a problem with the stove. Meanwhile my Mother who has an electric kitchen struggles to cook anything>>569517270If I don't drink coffe I will literally kill myself. I used to drink instant coffe but they changed the recipe and now it's "Drink based on Coffe" so it's shit. I've heard there still other brands but they literally just sell this one around here for some reason
wasnt expecting the rickey/fuku bloodwar but here we are i guess
I microwave my tea water
i made sloppa this morningrice with corned beef and mushrooms and a sauce mix of sriracha, thousand island and barbecueit was slopbut it was yummy slop
>>569517174Maybe /pol/ but there is no way they would post on /uma/ of all places
One time at McDonald's Tama kept a whole line waiting while she kept doing multiple transactions to redeem all of her coupons. The cashier eventually sent her to the back of the line and she still went back 3 times.
>>569513350Is this a good tl;dr
>>569517486You should be put in a concentration camp
>>569517502Stop posting these retards.I hate I keep falling in love with retarded umas.
>>569517436Matikanefukukitaru - B:84Copano Rickey - B:83
>>569517229>Its a nice laptop, I'll give you that. But the stickers gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
>>569507847This is scummy, step-up should've been a thing for all free pulls in the first place. This is being peddled like it's a good deal when it's been a thing in other gachas for years
>x1what did they mean by this
>>569517238Anon... That's stuff they say to make you feel better. Do you really think your uma would love someone that spends their days inside the house talking to borderline schizophrenic people on the internet? Now click that 86% speed training failure, it's always 50/50 anyway
>>569517518why not. This website is smaller and crossposting is literally your average day thingthat's why there's 5 Uma threads
yeppers
>>569517610stupid men can't see what really matters
>>569517486>convenient and fastbased
>>569517436Flash has more personality than Rickey
Hong kong coffe tea is really good.
i drank one coke zero and now i feel awful
I don't like the implication of transfers in lore. Feels like I'm just giving up on my umas and it makes me feel bad.
I heateded tea fluids on my manifold of my shitbox.
i'm going to preheat my oven to reverse sear a 3lb, 48-hour dry-brined porterhouse. what temp and how long, oh wise and culinarily-inclined /uma/?
>>569517654difficulty += base * multiplier in terms of stats I'd guess
>>569517610fuku has an ugly haircut
can you guys be nice you're upsetting my /uma/ gf
>>569517731Rickey is infinitely more smoochable, it's true.
>>569517767congrats anon you're pregnant
>>569517793what lore nigga im transfering 5 mayas
Friendly reminder that Fuku has seen every Uma fucking with her trainer
>>569517796i usually do low heat (200) for like 15 minutes, but i don't usually cook steaks as big as that
>>569517796120cUse a thermometer to make sure you hit the correct internal temp.
>>569517927RIGHT
>>569512813umazing, now all I need for robots to post bait for me and farm (You)s while I jack off
>>569517913that’s a man in cosplay
>>569517913You mean your hand
>>569517913Tell us who
I wish I was Mejiro Ardan and have trainer play with my nipples until milk came out
>>569518121you have to suck his penis first
>>569518023good enough for me>>569518032actually my hand's pronouns are fin/ger
>>569517965I should ask her if I really will die alone
>>569518068vivlos
>oh uma uncap notification. nice>of course you both got it at the same time
>>569518195>actually my hand's pronouns are fin/gerI swear you chuds have literally one joke
>>569518121whats with all the automejirophilia posting in this thread
>there are brainwashed little boys itt that thinks this is ugly
>>569518286LET'S GO RICKEY
>>569507070I'm planning on dumping 400 pulls on Ramonu and 200 on Bourbon (slowly building her up with crystals, I have 2 saved right now, will have 3 or even 4 by the time Bourbon drops), but should I switch tactics and dump 600 into one or the other? I'm strictly f2p and mostly a frontfag, have mlb Kita/Creek but no Finemo.
>>569518153does feng shui have anything to say about holding hands while walking home and then having an hour long make-out session followed by feral sex?
>>569518330Disgusting creature
>>569518330She's cute but not hot
you'll never convince me that fuku is aesthetically pleasing. that's like trying to convince me the donkey is pretty.
>>569518301it's a contagious epidemic
>>569518325good girl.
>>569518325
>>569518325I do this
>>569518325very good
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to youThe LOWEST STAT SS rank uma ever
>>569518296no the joke is what passes for my penis
>>569516761I don't because I am too lazy for that>>569516665>rat king coffeeI didn't even know about coffeebags, I just use plain old ground coffee. It isn't hard to make, you just need to filter it somehow.
>>56951857060 races? more?
>>569518330sorry i was sexually molested by rickey and it permanently influenced my desires for her
>>569518195
>>569518570what the hell
>>569518367Just the one bed is fine.
>>569517965>Aoi and Riko getting raped
>>569518687>because I am too lazy for thatGOOD
>>569518713a similar thing happened to me with my clarinet teacher
Why be Ardan when you can be McQueen and have your trainer tower over you from behind while he plays with your clit with his log like fingers?
>>569518301Discord trannies invading again
>>569518570alright show me the list of every possible skill under the sun. I found a team of scoremaxxed umas last CM that scared me shitless but they did literally nothing.
>>569518880story time?>>569518894thisI like boys with big fingers...
just drink instant/freeze-dried coffee. stop pretending you like coffee, you like caffeine and shitting.
>>569516914I did end up low rolling stats and bricking my run to buy it early sometimes but I think it's always worth the risk
>>569518286shota lover squad...
AIIEEE what is she gonna do to me
This is too gay even for me.
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>569518694>>569518737>>569518951It was a 70rb deck and I got fast learnerI was actually TRYING to make a Rudolph for next CM and i got turn 3 fast learner so felt obligated to see it through to the end despite the run going awful
>>569516914Behold>>569512165
>>569518765your propaganda will never work because I am not rolling for a front. But I appreciate it anyway
>>569517602umas are cutest when they're almost retarded
>>569518570Damn, I'm only 19 points off...
>Rickey astroturfing the threads a month before her release
i have short fingers, uma for me
>>569519021cygames:>she's a literal childbut also:>
>>569518330Ugly cat
niggers are insane
>>569519082you have no idea how wrong you are.
>>569518980>you just like caffeine and shittingi'm recoiling, i'm injured, i'm suddenly shrinking back: i've been found out
>>569519189umama... retarded...
>>569519167you don't actually mean that
>>569519189you'd be an NPC jobber uma, not that obnoxious one in your pic.
>>569519189you can still get attention and find purpose in life as a male. there's still hope for you.
>>569519172I don't see black umas.
I went to the store to get energy drinks because I wanna watch SGF what is happening here
>>569518980I just like the taste of coffe and the routine. Coffe does not keep me awake, it makes me relaxed and sleepy. I've been drinking coffe before going to bed for more than 10 years now
>>569519120rickey is a pace, bwo
>>569519145
i heard the US govt was actually about to fully disclose all of its information on UAPs (umaautophiles)
>>569519093Shouldn't you wait for throne before making cancer aces?
>>569519323typical thread autism
>>569519335adhdbwo...
>>569518121YWNBMA
>>569519295
>>569518894YWNBMQ
>>569519481>>569519481>>569519481
I wish all anons aiming to become an uma good luck!
>>569518894uh oh the girls are fighting!!
>>569519392don't bring my cheerleader kink back it took forever to get rid of that
>>569519172don't call her that
>Slop OPcan we have a real bread
Started playing just a few days ago, slowly learning the ropes.Watched this bitch do her [Taisetsuna raibaru] spiel in front of her friend and then basically mass murder the whole competition on camera. Shit was just disrespectful.
>>569519845Go make one while early
>>569519845V made a thread fast
>>569520443>>569520443>>569520443some anons are here btw
>>569509281good song
