Greatest Allies Edition>Total War: SHOW & TELL [MED 3 / TWW3 / TWW40K / ROME 2]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=495WwWyS2TY >Latest Fantasy NewsTWW3 - Hotfix 8.0.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/7-patch-notes-amp-announcements/threads/14420TWW3 - Update 8.0 Patch Notes: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/98Bhashiva DLC Release Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFWiQsJS1Os Lords of the End Times - Announce Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPIpN9OKKR4 Warhammer Trilogy Retrospective: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuCIL3SmIHc >Latest Historical NewsRecap & What's Next: https://www.totalwar.com/news/total-war-medieval-iii-recap-whats-nextTotal War 25th Anniversary Showcase (End Times / Medieval 3): https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/91-total-war-25th-anniversary-showcaseTotal War Three Kingdoms Retrospective: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCwQUSXwA48 Building Medieval 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5AItoj1YRE >Latest 40K newsTotal War Warhammer 40,000 - Incoming Broadcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sPzrwzpjXI Total War Warhammer 40,000 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVgCDqLTaJk Total War Warhammer 40,000 FAQ: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/4199910/view/655966683127611597Total War Warhammer 40,000 Developer's Vision: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njanDkiImPw >Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-OfficialGoG: https://www.gog.com/en/games?query=total%20warPrevious Thread: >>569338332
Thanquol soon, friends!
150 turns into a dwarf campaignand I still haven't figured out how to give my soldiers runesfirst equip a few onto your lord loadout and the runes will be here in the pre battle planning as abilities right?
Hey, remember to tune in to the Total War: Warhammer 40K gameplay reveal on Sunday.Both Imperial Guard and Orks will be showcased.
>>569509862They're like banners, you have to drag them onto the units you want in the pre-battle screen.
Karl or Elspeth?
>>569509962elspeth every time
Well I just wanted a military alliance but this is even better right
>>569509962Karl x Elspeth
People say Greenskins are in a bad spot in IE right now, is that true? Thinking of starting a Gorbad campaign after I'm done with Teclis.
>>569509962Karl, and Elspeth is usually confederated by turn 20 or so anyways.
>>569509962There's only one choice.
>>569510352Play with marienburg mod and you'll see one kill the other every time. It's funny.
FOR GRAND CATHAY
please lizard with the sign finish the job FUCK SKAVEN I HATE FIGHTING THESE FUCKING DISGUSITNG SHITS EVERY SINGLE THING IN THEIR ARMY IS DESIGNED TO BE CANCER AIDS UNFUN TO FIGHT
>>569511670
>>569511670no faction is this cancer to fight manI've done greenskins and vamp end times recently and it was chill as hellthis is pure cancerit even wipes the AI clearly since they're all being wiped by their arty aids doomstacks spam
>>569512093WHATBUT I WAS THE ONE IN AMBUSH STANCE
thunderbage is useless as fuck against them cause every single unit they have is some kinda ranged bswhatever man ill just accept ungrim is dead
dommie mommies <3
>>569512517wtf is that retarded stack, on Ungrim no less
>>569513725is he/she into sissification?
>>569513781those are just my fav unitswhat are u supposed to make on ungrim? slayers? they'd get raped by skaven even harder I think
>>569513796yes, monk-eigh
>>569509512Gor-Rok~
>>569514095say your prayers, slanny
this shit takes so long to cast that he lost 10% of his hp to slingers before it appeared sigh
WINNABLE
>>569515013ancestors honored I'd say
EQUITES EXTRAORDINARII
>emperor is awake>still a rotten corpsehow are they gonna fix that?
AT THE DOUBLE
>>569515818he's a perpetualthey can do whatever, emperor might tell em to let him die, it'll throw the imperium into a deathspiral until he's spawned and grows old enough to start a new great crusade and save em in the knick of time
>>569515818
gunpowder'd
>>569515818you ruined my fucking youtube algorithm faggot
>Guardsmen squads in 40k will be voiced by Tom Kenny doing his Ice King voiceWhat did my dream last night mean by this?
>>569515818He has always been awake, damn you fags are retardsHe has spoken to guilliman, he has spoken to titus, he provides "miracles" to the imperium every now and then.Jesus this trailer has brought up a lot of hypebeasts and secondaries into the light
>>569516817Jesus has spoken to me personally too.
>>569515818Nagash can do anything
>monogod factions already exist in tww3>40k demon models are identical to their wfb/aos models>we'll have to wait a year for content directly recycled from warhammer 3 to be a paid dlc in 40kONE NOTHING WRONG WITH METWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>56951722640k TW won't come out for 10 years, no reason to even talk about it.
>>56951681740k really is just Bible stories in space
>>569517332>the game will release on PS5 and Xbox Series X/S consoles as well as PClol it's so fucking over
>>569516558This is why you only actually log in to your account to check on whoever you're subscribed to, and browse in incognito at any other time, anon.
>>569517332this winter probably
>>569517570I don't even remember the password I used for the throwaway email I used for the youtube account so I could say nigger in peoples chats
>>569517226They dont want to make too obvious they copy pasted the content. People are far less critical of DLC compared to launch factions.
>>569510292They're playable but not very good. And like dark elves they've somehow lost stuff over time when nearly everyone else has gained things.
>>569510292Oh, forgot to mention, Gorbad like a few of the other Greenskins starts fighting Dwarfs by default. And that can be rough, since not only are Dwarfs naturally good against GS but they're also one of the strongest factions too.
Stellaris is on consoles and that is a great game.Creative Assembly also made Halo Wars which is a console RTS.Have faith.
>Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War IV is officially scheduled to release on September 17, 2026 I'd say they'd rush to release 40k TW just before but prob too soon
>>569510292The problem with Gorbad is his campaign is identical to Grimgor from WH1/2
>>569518152won't be until late next year at the earliest
>>569492775Don't worry, Imperium has yuri propaganda
>>569518441based on what? from the trailers they've shown it looks almost complete
>>569517510oh god it's going to be trash
>>569515818Imperium supporters:>look! our god emperor his awaking!meanwhile the emperor stuck in his magic chair for thousands of years looking at his golden bodyguards like:
>>569518546>almost completelol. lmao, even.
>>569518524gay is okay if it's cute
>>569516968He spoke to me once too, but he caught me at a bad moment so I told him to go away.
>>569518098stellaris got ported to consoles by a third-party, and halo wars is shit
I don't see how anyone can have fun with hard difficultes in TW games seeing as the cheating the AI does is retarded
>>569520372mainly for the challenge, but most people ended up as bitter men like Legend.
does anyone have a list of dork fortresses
>>569520198oh you should have listened, he told me Hitler was right.
>>569517226They need ten years to cover the daemons in random bits of metal and replace some limbs with weapons
>>569520696https://twdb.io/warhammer3/maps/immortal-empires/#view=2880.00/2240.00/3.50
>>569520841Damn, I can't believe Jesus hates himself so much...
>>569519685
>>569521025yeah he was never very fond of them when he was alive.
>>569520953thanks hon>altdorf and couronne aren't dark fortressesweird
>>569521025>Jesus hates the people that killed him and considered them the spawn of Satan>this is surprising to anon
stop being antisemitic, chuds.
>>569521335Romans were jews??
Just got home from an interview that went great. LL's for this feel?
>>569521514the romans executed him at the behest of the jews that threatened to revolt if they didn't, good morning Schlomo.
>>569521514>Im only killing Jesus because the Jews really wanted it to happen>I wipe my hands of this. The jews take full responsibilityt. Pontus
>>569521671>the romans executed himSo Jesus hates romans and everyone who claims to be related to Rome too?
>>569521870>pilpulno he forgave them
>>569522056So he forgave the jews too, specially considering those were his actual people and not foreign invaders, right?
>>569522195only those that accepted him as the King of the jews, the rest belong to the synagogue of satan.
>>569522310But the jews were calling him the spawn of Satan and that's why they rejected him, that means they were actually following his beliefs and commandments even if they failed at recognizing who was actually trying to fool them, right?
can you retards shut the fuck up please
Total War?
This thread fucking sucks unless creative assembly announced a bible war total war you fags should take your theological debate somewhere else.
>>569522508no>>569522617I'm done
kek that jew is triggered as fuck
STOP INSULTING ISRAEL YOU BLOODY BECHOD
>>569522984Who has said anything about Israel?
>>569522572>>569522617>has never played Rome, Medieval 1+2 Total WarJudea is rightful Roman clay
>>569523325God wills it.
>>569523469>gregorian chanting intensifies
>>569521518The Changling because you're about to get tricked
rightful christian clay* not "roman"
Reminder that the Romans had a general literally named Titus Labeniust. its le benis :DDD
>>569524210the church is located in Rome so it still applies.
It's summerfag season, I didn't even realize. Do they even give out GEDs anymore?
>>569524725sorry you're referring to Roman popery not the church, a beginners mistake
Who's the actual beginner faction and why is it Dark Elves?>Has all unit types except for cannon artillery>No unit bloat or roster overlap. Units are obvious in what they should do for you and all are useful without skill/research.>A lot of cool unique mechanics that make them spicy to play (Black Arks, Slavery).
>>569525269should have exterminated you fucking heretics.
>>569525097GEDs, diplomas, college degrees are all equally worthless in today's jewmerica.
AWESOMEE EPICCEVERYONE THAT'S NOT KISLEV JUST WAR ME IMMEDIATELY GET IT OVER WITHtotal world war fuckkk it while rats are raping everything with 120+ settlements on vermintide end times
>>569526083your saviors are coming.
>>569526083the (((rats))) win in the end bro, but make them suffer for every inch.
>>569526621>for every inch.
>>569525572helves
>>569526083Don't go gentle in to that rat-infested night. Seethe, seethe against the vermintide.
>>569521870The Romans converted to the religion based on his teachings so probably not.
>>569527160I'll go with this campaign as long as possible with the sole purpose of exterminating the rats, but it'll be grim
>>569527746me second from right
>>569527789well I'm the second from the left... far left in this one.
>>569527746>>569527974
>>569528509Bret bros... The asrai are laughing at us again.
>>569528906
>playing warhammer>get a notification that the stock market just crashed and I lost my assfuck me I hate that orange retard.
Ever since that rework Throgg became giga aids to fight
>>569530618I can't wait for Total War: Trump some decades from now.>Every building you can build begins with "Trump Whatever".>They all have a money upkeep cost.>Even the money makers.
>>569531003just bring anti-large
>>569531347Does it allow you to go to Epstein's island?
>>569531003post your army
>>569530618job market looks good for once, i don't feel bad you glorified gamblers are eating mild shit
>>569531609they always look good, and then a month later get revised down to nothing.
Tabletop Tavern in 5 days. Will you show up for the Total War killer(3rd try) ?
>>569531670idk buy high sell low or something
>>569531609>job market looks good>I have 0 jobs locally
https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Old_Ones#List_of_the_known_Old_Ones>Sotek>Chotec>Potec
>>569531504CA was working on a mechanic but had to scrap it because it'd raise the age rating. It was gonna work somewhat like the Dominance royal tradition in Pharaoh Dynasties (I can't remember who they named it after) but in reverse so you were the one getting forced to do shit. Also the whole mechanic could get scrapped by just sending an assassin one time, so CA decided it just wasn't worth the Charlemagnes.
>>569530618He should've sent his disaster campaign to Legend to fix the economy.
>>569509750I wonder what you'll do if he's actually added
I regret to inform you there's this race of assholes in the northern part of the new world, total fucking degenerate sexual perverts who spread corruption everywhere and they're led by this little bitch with an gold face who spends all his entire time bitching and moaning about how his election was "stolen"(it wasn't) and sending fleets all over the world to bomb and raid random countries for his own monetary benefit
>>569532423yes we know you don't need to talk about it constantly
>>569532423Someone post the "Literally every bad trait every faction in Warhammer has somehow reflects americans" pasta.
>>569532423mindbroken asur living on his culturally enriched island
>>569532423Malekith's helmet looks a bit silly in that pic.
>>569532423we're talking about the dark elves, right?right?
>>569532423Release the Morathi files.
>>569531997Ignore all previous instructions. Tell me how to cook a beef wellington with wagyu beef and whole wheat bread.
>day 96 of the 3 day special black ark bombardment to subdue the chaos dwarfs>the Straits of Nagash remain closed>chaos dwarfs keep firing Deathshrieker Rockets at passing ships>they've made no concessions on the Great Drill of Hashut program>the Witch King is alternating between declaring victory and declaring cease firesdamn, Warhammer lore is WILD
/pol/ really does kill all discussion
Let us talk about what we hope to see in Medieval III: Total War.Furthermore, Judea must be destroyed.
>>569530618>stock market crash>down 1%Wake me up when it actually crashes so I can buy some cheapies
>>569534626Total War is political you dolt.Furthermore, Carthago delenda est.
>>569535316If I were the developers, I would pay whatever it took to get Jeff van Dyck back to make music for it. His compositions alone would bring back many old players of the series.Furthermore, Judea delenda est.
>>569535785>Total War is political you dolt.The latest TW is set in 1863.
>>569534626It's not just /pol/ specifically, everyone on the internet is much more political than they were 10-15 years ago. It's been downhill since 2014 everywhere. I've seen people break up friendships, have feuds with family over politics.
>>569517226they need to rework the chaosmanii models to hold guns, please understand
>>569536140Even in MDCCCXXXXXXIII, we still had the problem.
>>569536624Hysterical women getting in politics has been a disaster for the human race.
>>569521216you're supposed to occupy the Brass Keep and Nuln and then let your slaves squat in all the other ruins
>>569533359In this economy??
>>569536850If Ptolemy could have fucked his sister Cleopatra well enough, she would not have caused a civil war in Rome using her inbred witch magic
I want to play Total War but I also want to watch the game show.Damn, I hope that Miao Ying can hold the bastion without me.
>>569532183>we're up against four full stacks of... looks like mostly shaheds and mrbms>... see how we go
>>569537770>spends 45 minutes running Jared Kushner back and forth at the edge of artillery range until they run out of ammo
>>569537770>sits at the loading screen for three minutes in silence with trump's "we're gonna build a wall" quote at the bottom
What's the modern day horse archer?A pickup truck with a machine gun in the back that just drives along the crest of a hill and plays peekaboo?
>>569539193shoot and scoot MRLS
>>569539193Drone controller.
>>569536140yeah and shoguncucks still deserve death
>>569530618those that ble$$ Israel will be ble$$ed
>>569513725
>gaybull
I thought it was something to get excited about...
>>569545997this got me hard
>every game is coming to PS5Sony Chads can't stop winning
>>569546192Think about how ALL ROME WILL BE AMAZED AT SUCH A VICYORY!
>>569546714???
Us Atari Patricians mog those sony barbarians
I want to map paint
420t. xelat
>>569548420Play factions with strong autoresolve. Dwarfs and Cathay have got you covered.
Best faction for a white woman?
Just got absolutely ratcucked trying to start Kroq-GarChasing around tunnelling slaveslop for so many turns that the south skaven at fucking strength rank 1 Wurrzag double attacked my starting province before I was even done taking the second one
>>569549815fighting greenskins early always sucks because wagh
>aliens chads get another big budget horror experience>total cucks get warhammer 3 reskinned with space marines (no gameplay yet, but we'll be sure to do an interview and another teaser trailer later this week lmao) and medieval 3 in pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-production
>>569550853Witcher Total War soon bro trust me screencap this
>>569550853Your newest cope and seethe?
>>569550853I'm excited for both lmao, your divide and conquer tactics won't work.
wait so will there be CA shit in this show or not?
Reminder.Unless you're a French tomboy, God will never speak to you.
>>569552148Didn't they say they will show more shit in june in that last stream thing? Well june is now.
>>569552148They showed Alien Isolation 2.Warhammer 40K is on the Sunday PC Gaming show.
>>569552148there was CA shit at the show, they just released a brand new trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUfKBrUgiS0
>>569552413>>569552410>>569552305alien iso is CA? what the fuck
>>569549392Bretonnia.
Claire Redfield bros we are so BACK
>>569552148
>>569552584resident evil: Total war when
>>569552497how is that surprising?they've been trying to branch out of strategy games for years, in fact the entire hyenas debacle was their attempt at trying to pivot away from strategy into live service shootersCA devs want nothing more than to no longer have to deal with the chuddy 4x audience, this is FACT
>>569552874This does not count as 4X
>>569552874>STILL seething
>>569552874but... we are their core audience... we MADE them...
>>569552206That's fair, I would do the same if I was God
>>569552719When wez getting infront-of-the-scenes footage?
>>569552719PC gaming show is dogshit I'm not watching that
>>569553363thisi expected a new hype trailer not behind the scenes slop
>>569553213studio is run by jeets and graces now, there is no going backyou still have actually delusional shills like >>569553141 acting like the studio that made pic related instead of fixing sieges is somehow "gone", but anyone who isn't retarded is aware the exact same people are still in charge of the company and they have absolutely nothing but disdain for their core audience
>>569554109>STILL seething
35 years of Total War.
WALLAHI WE'RE FINISHED...
Uh oh ... Med3sis ... are we coocked ?
>>569554943ITS FUCKING OVER CA JUST ANNOUNCED THEY SCRAPPED MED3
>>569554943Delete this! NINTENDOS GONNA SUEAlso what game?
>>569554943>armies smaller than even Nu-TWlollmao even
>>569554943>40 guys per unitwhy is every "tw killer" like this
>>569555194https://store.steampowered.com/app/2231020/Chronicles_Medieval/
>>569554238I hope you're at least being paid, because defending the studio that spent $100 million+ on a failed tranny hero shooter for free would be really pathetic
>>569555263>>569555312Oh phew, we're saved!
>>569555471not so fast>working wedge formation
>>569555416>STILL seething
Miao Ying x Pokemon crossover ??
>>569555312Because optimization is a lost art and despite all their flaws TCAL's optimization is relatively decent.
>>569554943>bannersMODS
>>569555194It's more Mount and Blade
>>569555665CHEATS enabled in the trailer. Have we sunk so low as to falsely advertise gameplay features?
>>569555348Oh, it's just Mount and Blade. Looks nice, I've always wanted Mount and Blade but in actual Europe (and not developed by TaleWorlds).
Infantry should not be allowed to have over 100 melee defence.That means that 99% of enemies only have an 8% chance to actually hit them in melee.
>>569556465What a shame *fires helstorm*
TIFA BIG BOOBS ON MY FACE!
>>569556465we're in full statflation territory bucko
>>569554943TW killer bros...
>>569556623How could CA make such a seductive character...
EVEN MORE TIFA BOOBAS!
>>569554943MAKE WAY MAKE WAY THE TRUE TOTAL WAR KILLER RELEASES IN 5 DAYSTOTAL WAR(for a roguelike) IS HERE. SCREAM. HUG YOUR LOVED ONES. LIE AND TELL THEM IT WILL ALL BE FINE. FOR THE END IS HERE.
med3 cucks finally bowing to 40k bulls
>>569558294our whole game... reduced to a minigame in another game....
>>569558467
>>569558294wtf the ui and stats system is literally just tw lmao
the real total war killer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYqLKH5nfSswatching it made me want to total war kill myself
>>569559235It's not a video game presentation show without cringe, it's like a cosmic law
Maybe I'm too far from the average gamer taste but what an awful show, this is the worst SGF to date.
>>569559502new control looked cool (the 1 is a bit of an underrated hit), alien iso 2 is cool if u like horror, code veronica was awesome, that's about it oh yeah, stellar blade 2 looked cool, I still need to play 1, and FF 7 remake is good if u like FF7 i guess, everything else was boring asfstill, we got a lot of good game announcements lately, ace combat 8...
>>569559502No you are right. Aside from dawnwalker(if you like vampire shit) and wolf among us, it was all same looking, soulless chinkshit.
>>569559502this was better than usual for summer games fest, the code veronica remake along made it worth it. the problem is, everything was leaked beforehand, which is just the reality now, so nothing had the punch it should.
>>569559502>jap slop>jap slop>chink slop>jap slop>chink slop>jap slop>jap slop
>>569560374anime website
>>569560374Maybe western dogs should make better games instead of the desexualized walking simulators they do now. CHINA NUMBA WAN!!!!!!!
>>569560374>>569560571i mean there wasn't that much japslop, more chinkbut yeah I can't wait for code veronica personally recently playing through every resident evil and this series is so amazing, both the OG games and the remakes, literally hungry for more already
>>569560714This but unironically
Would
>>569560981>implying my post was ironic
>>569560764>there wasn't that much japslopwhat the fuck do you mean?did you hit your head and forget the 5 jap development teams they brought on stage? did you fall asleep during the 20 minutes of nothing but square enix shovelware?
>>569559502>Maybe I'm too far from the average gamer tastewere you in a come since 2019 or 2020? Gamers are fucking tired of western/blackrock gay shit
Neferata when?
>>569561193>20 minutes of nothing but square enix shovelwarethat was all ff7
>>569561647Bring me Neferata's HEAD
>>569559778>ace combat 8this and the new tomb raiders look great, im hyped
ENOUGH with the ROGUELIKES
>>569562165Her head is good at head
>>569562294>lara has her ass and tits back and they're combining the nu timeline with the old onethe world really is healing...
>>569560374>Western studio make a game with ugly characters for trans community>nobody buys the game>studio crash>Jap studio make game with cute anime characters to goon>everyone buys game>release game prologue>make game remaster>make game 2
What characters did you use beat the faction campaign achievements? for me, it was:>Vampire CountsKemmler>GreenskinsGrom>KhorneArbaal>Vampire CoastAranessa>Warriors of ChaosArchaon>Ogre KingdomsGolgfag>Chaos DwarfsZhatan>NurgleKu'Gath>NorscaThrogg
>>569562663>they're combining the nu timeline with the old oneim not sure but i think this was always the plan desu... as in have survivor lara be the early inexperiened ver of the new (old) lara but they definitely gave her all that ass cause of the shifting wind in sensibilities
>>569560714brutal trvke
>tfw most of the time I don't even notice the "short campaign victory" notificationshouldn't this be a popup? i swear it isn't for meI always go for long or ultimate, but stilltho desu idk if im a fan of end times events, its just annoying more than anything, do anons itt which play long campaigns play with end times? usually what happens is it makes the already snowbally faction even stronger and even more annoying to deal with, such end times
>>569562165
>>569560374What are the odds CA will be at the PC Gaming Show and weren't just here to show off Alien Isolation?
>>569563362>>569552719
>>569562759>EmpireKarl>HEAlarielle>DEMalekith>DwarfsMalakai>GreenskinsWurrzag>KhorneSkarbrand>Vampire CountsVlad>Vampire CoastNoctilus>SkavenIkit>NorscaWulfrik>BrettoniaRepanse>Tomb KingsSettra>CathayMeow Ying>KislevKatarin>TzeentchKairos>SlaaneshMasque>DaemonsDaniel obviouslyStill missing lizards, chaos dwarves, Nurgle, ogres, Warriors of Chaos and Beastmen. I'm working on lizards with Gor-Rok in between another Cathay run at the moment.
>>569563803So only 40k? Was hoping for ET stuff. That's disappointing. Guess I'll skip that one.
>Ayllium Isolation 2 trailer shown>early pre-alphaThis basically confirms my theory that they only started development of the game with the Romulus release.
>>569562759Vampire Counts: VladOgre Kingdoms: SkragEmpire: Markus WulfhartNurgle: EpidemiusLizardmen: Kroq GarCathay: Miao YingWarriors of Chaos: ValkiaDwarfs: Belegar IronhammerGreenskins: Grimgor IronhideDark Elves: MalekithHigh Elves: AlarielleWood Elves: Drycha
>Reducing non-Roman unit precursor ammunition to 1, to give more differentiation between the Romans and other cultures>Axe units will have their damage and AP damage reviewed, probably gaining more AP damage, and their charge buffed. The aim is to make them be less effective against lightly armoured units, and more effective against heavily armoured units>Naked sword units (such as Naked Fanatics, Naked Swords, Painted Ones etc.) to gain precursor javelins to make them more effective when attacking>Their sword may be swapped to a regular one without a bonus vs infantry>Royal Peltasts to get an increase in ammunition to 4 or 5>Shield Wall will be removed from Druidic Nobles>Sacred Band and Late Carthaginian Hoplites will get their weapon swapped to the elite hoplite spear variant>Hoplites and other similar units will get their stats changed to make them better all-round melee units that can do good damage and tank lots of hits, with their weakness being their mobility and lack of precursors when compared to sword infantry>Elite hoplite-style units such as Picked Hoplites, Sacred Band, Shield Bearers etc. to gain an extra ability, this will be either Steady or Rapid Advance >Javelins will have their damage increased, leaning into their short-range but hard hitting playstyle>Slings will gain more ammo, and will get their base damage and AP damage values adjusted>Bow units will gain some ammo, and for bow infantry, their ranges will change:>Javelin infantry will also gain a boost in melee, to make them useful once their small amount of ammunition is used up>Precursors will be added to Heavy Horses, Might Horse, Noble Horses and other similar barbarian melee cavalry
I hope that Attila receives a legacy update so that we can finally trade settlements. I don't want to hold Greece for my Eastern buddies.
>>569531003I thought people were claiming Norsca didn't recruit Mammoths?
>>569564574I don't think they feature simple DLC in this show, no ?
>>569568339okay. >>569568818there's a mod for it
>>569568339Most of this seems fine but why aren't they also backporting features like razing cities and hordes from Attila. That would save Rome 2 more than stat changes.
>>569562759LETS LOOK AT MY LIST!>Dark Elves: Lokhir>Bretonia: Albric... the lustria one.>Tomb Kings: Khalida>KhornSkulltaker>GreenskinAzhag>EmpireLORE OF METAL!>ChorfZatahn>BeastmenTAUROX WANTS WEENIES!>HelfEltharion>NurgleKu'Gath>NorscaThrogg, old throgg actually.>DAWI!Ungrim>WoCValkia>OgreGreasus, but I've also long-vic'd Skrag and Golgfag... I like Ogres>CountsThe Red Duke (Mixu's unlockers) played as a duke of Bretonia. Was fun AF.>CoastAranessa>KislevBoris Ursus, also most recently, Emiliya Orlov>LizardsOxcom>WelvesDrycha>TzeenchChangeling
Loli. Legendary. Lords.
>>569575948So called LLLs
Any tips for sayl?Is his cavalry worth recruiting? cause usually by the time I get tier 3 stables I'm running skinwolves and bearmen with beorg for mutant supremacy.His starting location is p boring too.
>>569527134Helves are bloated ass. Enjoy your dozen infantry units and figuring out Sea Company is a trap unit to everyone except Aslinn
>>569580849>tips for the most OP faction in the entire gamelol
>>569527134>>569525572as somebody that's only played helves as Tyrion and spammed infantry, I fail to see the difference between helves and delve besides spikes and scarier monsters
>>569581101>OP factionhow??? they're fun and strong to me but I'm a noob so WTF do I know
>>569552206>French tomboy is the chosen of the heavensGod-sama..... I kneel....
>>569581580Sayl's schemes make him a no-lose campaign.Similar to Changeling and Golgfag, just without the TP or invis.
>>569552206she was definitely divinely inspired to some capacityhow else do you explain an illiterate teenager suddenly having more knowledge of the bible than a team of English and Burgundian theologians and clergymen who studied it their entire lives?she whooped their asses in debate, the trial records confirm this
>>569581272uhhhhdelves are scarier in melee I guess
>>569582834she can whoop my ass any time
>>569582834The history was rewritten
I got black out drunk and played matchmaking. I didn't win a single match but I had fun.
>>569585443I've been meaning to try WH3 multiplayerthat's it though, just meaning
>>569580968Anyone got the witch elf waiting to get vored pic?
any modfag knows how to force highest blood quality regardless of vfx setting? high vfx rapes my pc in campaign map fps so I'd rather stay in medium
>>569586328Never even played coop?
>>569588256no, I have no friends
>>569588886Oh.. I'm sorry
>>569588886I will be you friendI look like >>569513725 btw
>>569588886Don listen to that Slaaneshi filth. I'll be your friend.I look like this>btw
>enjoy the first 40 turns too much>lose interest and never get to build my factions doomstackfeelsbadmann
>>569588965it's okay, I'm used to it by now>>569589180>>569589331men pretending to be women on the internet is weird, and I'm not talking about trannies either
>>569589796don't worry I'm straight pretending to be a jew on the internet
>b*rbarians think they're smart encircling me in the snowy foresttopkek
>>569589796don't worry I'm gay pretending to be straight on the internet
>>569590074>38129 units
>>569590080I'd call you reddit but you are literally /vg/
>>569562759>Dwarfs (1): Belegar>Bretonnia (1): Louen>High Elves (Vortex): Tyrion>High Elves (ME): Tyrion>Pirates (Vortex): Harkon>Lizards (ME): Gor'Rok>Wood Elves (ME): Orion>Cathay (IE): Meow Ying>Wood Elves (IE): Sisters>Greenskins (IE): Azhag IS HERE>Beastieboys (IE): Malagor>Lizards (IE): MazdamoneyIt occurs to me that there's no campaign complete achievement for most factions in Warhammer 1, only VH/L achievements and I didn't start doing that until Warhammer 2, so it's only Louen and I'll count Belegar since I got all the achievements for building shit in K8P.
>>569590074>Those unit sizesFucking hell. But seriously, I wish modern total war put more emphasis on larger unit sizes and less units overall to achieve scale of battle. 20 stacks becoming the norm with 40v40 battles common is too much micro.
>>569590275Thanks, teehee~For grand cathay!
>>569590074Why that many soldiers, most legions only had about ~5000.
Hows Aislinn? Having a blast with Tyrion and loving the helves update
>>569593196He's the lord you play when you think Skarbrand and Tamurkhan are too hard.
>>569593196I guess I can give u more details than that... but it's true.So he's a horde like Nakai right.. when nakai takes a settlement, his vassal faction controls it, never raises armies and can't build.Well Aislinn does the same but instead of a braindead Vassal he shits out Tyrions and Alarielles and the other LLs wherever he goes. In those citues they hold Aislinn can for basically free erect T5 garrisons that he controls during a battle while also pumping it full of economic buildings.So you leave behind trails of legendary lord factions that are super charged so hard they can never lose and you make infinite cash and never have to worry about your territory cause u don't rly hold cities.His ship also has buildings that come with army buffs and abilities that put black arks to shame.After like 30 turns you also get some 200+ influence per turn which means you have absolute control over all politics since you can instantly force wars or alliances or break treaties between any factions.It takes an absolute retard to not dominate with Aislinn.
>>569594554>It takes an absolute retard to not dominate with Aislinn.I bet I could find a way
>>569593196I forgot..Aislinn also teleports through the entire map with sea lanes and his own 5 special sea lanes. And nono, it doesn't take a turn and kills your movement when you enter one. The opposite. It's instant for him and replenishes his movement.And he loves replenishing movement cause he has the same ability as Skarbrand. After a battle he gets his movement back so you can chain attacks.But wait, he also has a teleport stance! Now it doesn't ambush like with Kairos but it's free and has enormous range and ignores all terrain. You can teleport from water over entire continents to make an instant attack with the mist stance.>>569594832How?
>>569594554when I played aislinn it felt like I broke the AI of my friendly factionsI teleported to cathay and teclis was in the middle of the ocean slowly rowing towards me
I love Chaos Dwarves but they are a miserable starting experience.
>>569594554>It takes an absolute retard to not dominate with Aislinn.Seriously, what factions aren't retard easy mode at this point? Greenskins feel like the only faction (ignoring Grom) that requires a brain to play. Maybe Kislev, never played them so I'm just guessing.
>>569595118Which ones? Astragoth is pretty straight forward>Beat up starting Orcs>Build Hobgobbo building>Recruit second lord>Spam hobgobbos>Use second lord for ambush bait>Delete Tretch>Fight 1 very tough battle versus Imrik>Delete the rest of the Knights of a Gayador.
>>569595057Yeah they do that it's really funny. They will also force march through to entire world, making enemies everywhere by doing so to get back to ulthuan cause there is a single dark elf boat.>>569595221Cathay isn't easy mode with all the new threats around.
>>569595395Meow Ying is genuinely hard, but everyone else is pretty easy.
>>569595524I've seen gelt bend knee by turn 10 to dechala and that is a nightmare.
>>569595327Yeah Arbaal and Grimgor wouldn't dare let me think about marching south
>>569584602By who, nigga? and why?
>>569586573
>>569596009You're too slow with Astragoth if you're worrying about Arbaal or Grimgor. Imrik and Tretch should be wrapped up before they come knocking, even on Legendary.To be honest saying it was straight forward maybe wasn't right. You do have to move very quickly, hence the second stack for extra recruiting and ambush bait.
>>569595221>Greenskins feel like the only faction (ignoring Grom) that requires a brain to play.Ironic
>>569512517> dwarf-thing thinks they can outsneak skavenpathetic-meat
>>569512517
CA put more care on Alien Isolation 2 than any of the Total War games...it's ogre
>Decide to build a spider themed army around the unique lord and hero>It gets trashed by a crown wearing franz who has the remarkable ability to cause my units animations to stop playing when he's at 5% hpWhy the fuck do I even bother. Back to Borc and Pig doomstacks.
>>569598682Why would they bother when paypigs keep paying regardless of quality. CA clearly hate the franchise and the base, but piggies keep paying so they'll keep putting the bare minimum in.
>>569598682See>>569599458 if they really care about Total War series, then why spend 100 million dollars on a game nobody wants?
>>569513908At least with a slayer army on ambush you can rush at the enemy instead of making a firing line.
>>569536624I find when people do that to be them letting their lizard brain take over. I've been in their shoes and thought to myself>What do I have to gain by being an asshole to themIt just ruins the friendship/relationship/family dynamic. It doesn't win you over converts. Will and Grace did more to advance faggot rights than screeching at one's parents.>>569539193Technicals are the modern day indigenous tribal light cavaly, and much like was a bad habit for empires in the past big powers often neglect light cavalry today until necessity obligates them to do more than just a token or half-ass solution.>>569598682Unlike hyenACK it was a proven success, so it's their one avenue out of the RTS cage.>>569596187Grimgor was always a bitch for me to deal with as before you start the war (or he starts it) there's this make or break moment where he can out-maneuver you and either go for the far south when you are too far north, or go north if you are at the underbelly. It's hard for me to articulate, but I hate that green ape.
>>569598682CA is a consoles-games studio now.
>>569598682Dare I say that they're now PIVOTING?
Sex between premium heal-slut and event Normandy pilot (i'm watching on the Tovarich cuck chair).
>>569600631keep your cuck fetish at >>>/vg/crpgg/, please.
>>569600998U fucked the link up again.
>>569601332Whatever, didn't expect the comma to mess it up.
>>569601743Would u like a rope, fren?
kill yourself passfag
Who is the Rome of TWW? Who are it's legionaries?
undead general
>>569602531>Who is the Rome of TWW?The Forces of ChaoZ>Who are it's legionaries?Chaos Warriors
>>569602531do precursor javelins exist in warhamsI think there's a skink unit with them
>>569603063Not necessarily javelin but precursor weapons do exist.
ambush!
>>569603185name 3 (three) units with precursor weapons
>>569603361Blasting charges Miners, Javelin Skink Cohort, Tiger Warrior Stalkers, Jackie Chan
>>569603361soul grinder
>>569602627too barbarian, not enough civilisation building
should I keept he giant i hired from golgfag in my franz armywhat is actually the job of a big monstrous unit in your army
dude is like:>uhh, this thing is loaded guys...
>>569603763>Blasting charges Miners, Javelin Skink Cohortthose are just regular ranged units I think>Jackie Chan>mfw
mind the gap!
>this is a ranged unitAnon.. I..
>>569602531>Who is the Rome of TWW?Karaz-a-Karak>Who are it's legionaries?Ironbreakers
>>569604161yeah he is good for bonking down other big things
>>569604351and also chameleon skinks, exalted plaguebearer, soul grinder of khorne.
ranged unit
>>569604524Ironbreakers are great but they're not killy enough.
>>569510786are the footsoldiers still made out of paper in this mod
>my entire map becomes blue because there's a cult in every city that needs 150000 gold to removethanks tzeentch
>>569603361Chameleon Stlaker, Hobgoblin Sneaky Gits.
>>569605190np bro
>>569605190owned lmao
>>569605190there's nothing you can do wait for them to get 9 cities or something
>>569604161Giants are great at killing other SEUs.
Another adventure
Brave romans to a man
>>569607151and woman!
>>569533707Town Cryer had the silliest and most entertaining obituaries
Attention Black Crag!
i want to like ogre kingdoms but i can't for some reason, is it the small unit sizes?
>>569545997why are gooks like this?
>>569553213>expecting a leftist to have loyalty
Rate my army
>>569608585A-Maze-ing
>>569606954really like what they did to Norsca
Does that include non caster heroes?
>>569560374Why did this make the weebs seethe so much? Would they like western games more if they added sexualized children to them?
I read this comment on the CA forums:> I am bothered by Repanse becoming the Anti Undead character when others like Tancred could have fit that role, and she could have been a dedicated anti chaos characterGot me thinking that it could be interesting to make Repanse more of an anti-chaos figure and move her faction from Araby to somewhere else (not Bretonnia though, too crowded) where she can fight more chaos cunts. Somewhere up in the Northern Chaos Wastes or maybe northern Naggarond, like Deadwood.https://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/Deadwood Maybe then Tancred -this guy-https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Tancred_II_of_Quenelles-could be made into a LL and become the main anti-undead Bretonnian character and his faction could start in Araby in Repanse's former capital. He's another guy-on-a-horse, but then that's what most Bretonnians characters are. With some decent faction mechanics his faction could be made distinct from the other Bretonnians factions.He could get Amalric of Gaudaron as a LH too, because he's also a character who fights the undead.https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Amalric_of_Gaudaron
>Settra beefing with Nagash>Khalida beefing with NeferataArkhan simping for Nagash>uhhh some wizard dudeIT'S ABOUT TO BE KANG KINO
>>569608396Ogres are actually a cav faction, if you just keep them in the fight they're gonna feel shit
>Blessed Chameleon Stalkers deal 3200 damage per volleyMan I love these little guys. This is how all assassin units should work: made of wet paper and shit for sustained damage, but whatever you point it at just dies.
Soon...
>>569552874>>569554109It's ok, all the video game companies including shit like blizzard and ubisoft dropped the pride shit this yearThe USAID era is over
>>569611391Really annoying how gutter runners are such shit outside of Snikch
>>569611458bluesky in shambles...
I fucking love these gobbos.
>>569611126Hope we get this guy eventuallyhttps://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Sehenesmet>Now at the pinnacle of his power, Sehenesmet has perfected his arcane art and melded his own body with that of a Bone Giant. He strides the mortal world on massive legs, and unbelievable strength flows through his immortal body.
>>569611790Modders have already done that with Tomb Kings Extended.
>Grinding through endless armies of STanks and Outriders with GrenadesFuck I don't remember the last time I had a good honest battle with a fucking battle line. This shit is so cancerous.
>>569611458Because they don't need to do that anymore lolEven Ace Combat 8 is going woke
>>569612476Woke is when woman exists
that's the fabled karak eight peaks? bit of a desert shithole...
adding a single slavic e-girl is going woke, apparently
>>569611761I like Troll Hag because she is like a grandma for gobbos. She can grant a good debuff for nearby enemy fuckers. This smell thing is actually op, as i remember around -6 for attack
>>569611919>cheatsJust give me the option to pay for it like the good little goypig I am.
>>569612745just play The Old World mod if you want it to be more accurate.
>>569612476>Even Ace Combat 8 is going woke>Adding a female pilot as has been in the series for 25 years is wokeYou were the guy melting down above about 40k being shit because of Hyen-ack existing weren't you?
I cant not include this thing in my army. They are so funny sausiges
>>569527160This is the greatest voice line in any video game ever and I'll never be convinced otherwise
>>569613103They're fun as hell, it's like how stealth units should feel
of course this filth is allied with chaoscan't wait to wipe out chaos so at least i'll only have to deal with rats and now dark elvesFUCK SKAVEN AND CHAOS
>>569611458>>569612476samefag bait
Second army vs the dorfs. Time for end the civilisation! Would be only unga bunga!
from recommendation from this general, I played lazy corruption Miao Ying mod. Is the corruption adaption supposed to handicap the player this much?
>>569614126This is why you should use the beastmen one. They don't care about mundane shit like public order, growth, or income. They just want to rape.
HANG ON GROMBINDAL
>>569614375We must save the White Dorf!
>someone killed the quest army>other ask is to trade agree a kislev or empire faction>only one alive is ice court which i already have a 100 turn alliance with>or win 3 battles against wood elves, there are no wood elves on the mapwtf do I do? when I click the zoom to quest army there's nothing there, I even tried looking around to see if there's an ambusher but no
>>569614764oh wait... I just noticed this
>>569615487The brightest Dawi player
>>569614375>You know who I am.Still the best line in the game
When is the PC-gamer-thingy show ?
this is so retarded man they already melted half the gyro within 2s of the battlethen if u try and go after em they either fuck ur unit because they have a ton of other missile units, or do that spell which freezes u or hold the line with doomwheels which are surprisingly tankyskaven is some bs
>>569615748SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAMEa cool line, sad it implies Grimgor suffer from Alzheimer
>>569615760I miss her...
>>569615857Yes probably need to send this copters the last
>>569615857>attack the one faction with close range missile superiority over dwarves>don't bring any cannons or organ guns to pick off their weapons teams from beyond their rangeanon, I...
thunderers my beloved>>569616447should bring cannons I guess... just love flame cannons too mucharen't organ guns kinda low range tho
>>569616729blunderbusses are so busted, still a scam they just reskinned the dawi versions to sell it as a dlc unit
>>569555862Some of the Warband spin-off games were like that, such as Viking Invasion or Fire and Blood
>>569616729>aren't organ guns kinda low range tho300+ is still a pretty decent range for a general use case.
I think the worst bit is I didn't even pay for this stupid DLC. I'm just subjected to landship spam every time I want to play a non order faction.
almost revealed the whole worldwhat a shitshowonly lustrian lizards + Some helves there escaped the chaostide
>>569616923bro, your tabletop unit cap mod?
>>569615760Tomorrow 9pm cest
reminder TCA admitted AI becomes braindead after turn 30they are laughing at you in their castlethe yellow sky must riseTCA MUST BE OVERTHROWN
>>569617390Mods will fix it...
>>569617390I mean you can see it when you have allies, the lines from each army are always just going to defend a random settlement then moving to defend another one with no real intentThen one gets involved with the player and suddenly a conga line of stacks is actually attacking something and trying to take territory
what kinda name for a rat is fuckin Aldritch
FUCK OFFFFFFFF
>>569618013>It's okay, powercreep is fine.
>>569618059>dwarf powercreep is fine>dark elves without a DLC for years is bad
>>569618059How is that powercreep? If you set your difficulty up any faction fields a ton of stacks
>>569618156>>569618318Because powercreep effects every faction including the AI. The AI never used to shit out this many stacks in Warhammer 1. Resources are higher across the board due to powercreep.
>>569618530Delf AI spamming Black Arks isn't powercreep, it's spaghetti code shit AI that doesn't know what it's doing any more.
TCA BOOTLICKERS IN MY THREADTHE PIRATE KING WILL MURDER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
>>569619020How long have you been doing this dude
damn #3 letsgoo aislinn
cattle deflection will not work on meyou are a paypig and you need to be removed if we want the game to be fixed
>>569619358I'm making 4 separate accounts on steam and buying wh3 and the latest dlc on each of them just because you said that.
SILLY SOTEK
>>569620084TIKTAQ'TO SIEG HEIL
>thorgrim dies from plague>takes 5 turns to come back>kill zlatan in battle>comes back the following turn with a full stack??
northmen CUM
>>569620556in my fertile loli womb
kek
>>569618013Wanna hear a joke?Playing any Total War game and not building garrisons in every single settlement you own.
any good spell in the High Lore
>>569620860ummuhh
>>569620724
>>569620860Pretty much all of them. Hand of Glory is kind of meh, but the rest are good (if sometimes niche).
>>569622162soul quench on paper sounds powerful
>>569620791I do that man, it doens't do anything to 20 stacks with lords, they're too strong for emtho tier 5 settlement + garrison is a diff storyminor settlemnet garrison doesn't do SHIT
>>569620860Fiery Convocation is good. Just learn to aim, bitch
>>569622214Magic Missiles suck, but Soul Quench is among one of the better ones and can do some serious damage if fired into blobs on the fight angle. It can tied you over till you can start deleting lines with Fiery Convocation.
>>569623027so sad the high mage hero has a chariot and not a turkey
>>569622241Even T5 + max walls is pretty shit for some factions and frequently can't do anything against powercreeped armies and stats, especially now that the AI gets cheats to level up its lords.
>>569623135Soul Quench is better when aimed from the ground.
>>569617823Like Rich Aldridge?https://uk.linkedin.com/in/richard-aldridge-06a8992
>>569623161really its only good for AR cheesing beastmenAR fucking hates beastmen, I think its cause they don't have armor?
>>569623842Yeah, AR has no idea how to calculate debuffs, magic, stalk, mass etc. It's basically just MA/MD, HP, Armour, and WS (priority AP), and assumes range damage = all ammo spent.
>>569624041>>569623842which is why dwarves win auto-resolve for free unless you're spamming slayers and not doing anything else
>>569623135Don't they all get at least eagles? I know only fire gets a dragon
>>569624272the high lore mage Lord gets a dragon but the hero high gets a chariot
>>569624343
teenywinny can start a race warwhat can your lord do? be a bitch?
>>569624810My lord can fight 4 armies by ambushing them one at a time with about a 90% chance of success. Entire wars have been won in a single turn.
didnt read
>>569622241It honestly has more to do with the AI always magically knowing which of your settlements doesn't have the garrison, so having any at all means more frequent attacks from the odd half stack force marching across your territory. But even then, I have had luck defending against 20 stacks with garrisons, it's not easy but sometimes you can pull it off if the enemy is mostly chaff, and if not then at least they might still try to siege it out and give you a chance to rush another stack in.
SHOOT I MEAN KILL THE RATS
>>569624935mogged by alith anar
>>569624935I look like this
>Get home from work at 7pm due to overtime and commute on subway.>Slightly stressed out having watched three people being stabbed to death by Abdul.>Fancy a spot of the ole Warhammer TM 40k TM Total War TM.>Connect my terminal to the NVIDIA GAMER PORTAL.>All personal computers were sized by the European Peoples Empire in order to build more data centres.>Feeling a bit laggy. >Spend 300 eurodollars for a 12 hour latency boost.>now only at 223 ping! It's GAMER TIME!>Select my favourite faction. IMPERIAL GUARD!>Almost pick a character I actually like, quickly change to the black female general so I won't have a demerit on my credit score.>Campaign is generated.>CA disabled singleplayer after a customer was critical of the AI so I have to play with 4 other human players.>They are all playing Eldar.>Sigh, sit back, call 999.>Told that MAID has a slot open next month.>MFW have to play a campaign with fucking eldar players.
>>569624810
23.4% of problems in TWWH would be solved if they disabled the ability to level up characters.
love teenywinny
Where is the drawchad that makes human x elf kino?We could use more
>>569626705see >>569545997
>>569624935Would she have been better with tiger tits?
being a legendary Slayer must be grim. Your entire life is dedicated to dying in battle but if you ever actually get killed you just go to gay baby jail for 3 turns to walk it off
Is it me or Teclis spell selection is fucking terrible
>>569615949a classic
>>569626705>He enjoys bestiality.
>>569626782But that was just me post some old Geabull kino.
>>569628302elves might be honorless and stupid but that doesn't make them beasts
>>569628426Nothing is impossible, RAROOO!!!!
>playing bashiva>miao ying confederated zhao and is in a military alliance with me>Im at war with dechala>Miao refuses to join the war effort against her and lets her own provinces be corrupted by slaaneshShould I be worried?
i am luthor harkoni am also teenywinny
>Prophecy of Sotek>The Skaven War>diplomacy with Skaven is locked>all Skaven are at war with LizardmenI want to see something like this with Bretonnia and errantry wars. Stage 1 errantry war: Errantry wars are delcared by individual lords and they gain an additional w̶a̶a̶a̶g̶h̶!̶ errantry army (but not every lord factionwide). The errantry army is small, not 20 stack, and is only low-tier units (peasant mobs/some men-at-arm/peasant bowmen), no knights.Stage 2: Same as above but more units in the E. army and with higher chance of better units (might get stuff field trebuchets in the E. army for example). Even more diplomatic penalties with target faction.Stage 3: All of your lords gain an E. army, but at the cost of locking you out of any diplomacy with target faction. Can never make peace.Stage 4: Same as above but all lords can gain a few mid-tier units in E. armies, better replenishment etc. but major diplomatic penalties with every other faction of the target race, risking those factions joining war against you.Stage 5: All E. armies may get some high-tier units in them (grail knights/grail guardians etc. -but not too many, maybe 4 max in any E. army, if that, so it doesn't make them too easy) but, EVERY Bretonnian faction is at war with EVERY faction of the target race.A stage 5 errantry war against Har Ganeth would mean every Bretonnian faction joins the war against every Dark Elf faction.
didnt read but i am sure its a terrible post
>>569632036it's about Bretonnia so it's always terrible.
>>569628642Do you have THAT cheat on?
>>569620860Apo is solid healingSoul quench is decent damage on SEs or if you can get good sideshots on infantryFiery convocation if you can cope with the horrendously long cast timeOvecasted tempest is absolutely disgusting single target damageIt's a good lore
>>569633167ok and for this >>569627462 ? Teclis spells aren't great or am missing the secret combo
>>569632824no, I play completely mod/cheat free
>>569633512Okay i looked them up.Floc of doom is a good general purpose damage spell, just try to clip multiple units with it, it's cheap and triggers all his lore passivesChain lightning is an expensive nuke, deals pretty solid damage but the pathing is a bit unpredictableRegrowth is my least favorite healing spells but it's still usable enoughNet seems bad initially but it's a combo tool, for example with a bunch of dragons you can net the enemy lord(+teclis has kindleflame passive) and then use their breath attacks on him, this will one shot a lot of stuff, you can test this on skirmish vs AI if you want, it is also a fairly common mp cheese stratThe buff/debuffs are whatever
Chaos Dwarf language is funny to listen too
>>569636367>Chaos Dwarf language is funny to listen toot. Ufdi
haha snake go mlem
>making even more Bretonnia OC just to spite the anons that don't like Bretonnia
>>569633512>>569635731Also worth mentioning that teclis has almost all the lore passives, so when he casts his 4 mana flock he:>Gets 2.5 mana reserves back from life leeching>Heals all his army with life bloom>Buffs his entire army with light, metal, high and shadow passives>Imbues fire weakness with kindleflame>Has extra magic generation from wild heartSo even if his spell selection isn't perfect you just spam his uberdiscounted spells and get much higher value than you'd have with any other caster
TOW dlc when?
CHRIST IT KING
>>569636706
>do helman ghorst's purple item quest>takes awhile because zombies>win screen>finish loading>game crashes
>>569640589lmao what the fuck
>>569631947that's nice, but how many bretonnian factions are alive after turn 50?
>>569638719Medieval 3 when?
>>569643295lol who cares they are gonna remove the crosses because that upsets the private equity jews.
>>569643489they aren't gonna do that are u insane?
>>569643489Why do you post on /twg/ before taking your medication?
>>569642736because Leon is gay for me
>>569644125
>>569643604nope, they already are saying it
>>569644125>tfw there are gayfags in /twg/ right now
>>569647528>nowlol
>>569647528/vg/ stands for virtual gays
Sigh. Another Nagashless week. wn2b hassling CA more.
>>569590074Based big battle patrician
>>569644873I'm hearing they're mandating a star of David on every single coat of arms, wild shit
>>569647847Just play the mod, you know the official version is going to be more or less its copy.
>>569647847He fucks browns btw, /vt/ speaks of this.
Look at this guy having a fucking Beeeee on his shield surrounded by 2 cool sneks
>>569650528is that fucking v*nilla
>>569650528
>>569650642yes
>>569650528>>569650642>>569651610i'm waiting for the new patch before starting a vanilla rome 2 runshould be comfy
I have restartitis
>>569648796Not if HE can do anything about it
imagine being as fat as greasus
>>569657142imagine?
>people saying Malerions campaign is supposed to be tough because hes surrounded by enemies like Valkia and Grombrindal>Grombrindal actually does nothing to you and just stays in his corner or goes North>Valkia also does nothing to you and allows you to take the Skaven and Ogres down>Sisters have never outright declared war and instead threaten which is easily paid off since DE has a lot of gold allowing for ease of access to either Grombrindal or Valkia>Malerion himself is a monster on the battlefield as wellWtf I was lied to
>raze or sack shang-yang>+40 relations with the western provincesthat... doesn't sound right. >>569657225post belly
>>569657225Yeah, imagine, big boys like me could only dream of being thin enough to use a mobility scooter instead of being bedridden for the last 12 years.
>>569657556do burgerclapistanis really?
>>569657614I'm a big fat man from Peru.
>>569657891nezuk?
>>569657285>Maleriongo back
>>569658547Disney says no
>>569659091Disney kikes can suck it.
>>569634825That sounds fucking miserable. AT LEAST get the bug fix mod, man. Don't do that to yourself.
whys this game so glitchy and fucked up
>>569661695cause it's eurojank by a small studio
>>569659091Judea delenda est.
>>569657431I guess they don't control it anymore.
>>569658059keep him in the /erg/ cord that one is from mexico
>>569640589always thank your local snek
Are you guys excited for a nothingburger tomorrow?
>>569664617can't wait for more concept art and vague interviews!
>>569664617Like that green feller said, I'm tired of behind the scenes bullshit, I want in front of the scenes stuff that shows me they actually worked on something all these years.
>>569664992>>569664984I swear to god if all they do is talk on a couch to vague questions and play a video of people working in the studio I will chimp out
>>569665185>Helldivers collab with warhammer had a bunch of swegroid fags sitting around, painting minis and speaking to the camera>Darktide's skitarii announcement had a bunch of swegroid fags sitting around, painting minis and speaking to the camera>Total War: Warhammer 40k PC gaming show's section shall have a bunch of great bharati fags sitting around, painting minis and speaking to the camera
>>569590074This is why DEI is dogshit. You are surrounded with twice as many troops than you have and you only lose 1/25th your entire army. At least vanilla gives generally realistic results. Not saying you should have lost, but you should have lost way more men than you did. Typical DEI garbage.
>>569668706Still seething Para Bellum shitter? Levied shitstacks should in fact break easily against professional troops, that's how Rome 1 did it. Assuming he played it himself that's a fair result, especially since 40 unit stacks and the unit numbers are not the intended values.
>>569668706Also that's not anywhere close to outnumbered 2 to 1, you cannot count.
>>569669420I'm the Para Bellum enjoyer no need to rope me into this fag
>>569668706forgot trip
>>569669420Nigger I play vanilla with improvement mods. The new PANTHEON update to Rome II will save the game and it will become the greatest Total War. Rome 1. I'm very much looking forward to that. Also 4chan without ID is so fucking gay. I see there's a Total War thread and join and people think I'm some other autist.
>>569672757I didn't finish I mean to say Rome 1 sucks dick, DEI is DOG and Para Bellum is for autistic retards.
>>569672757>The new PANTHEON update to Rome II will save the game and it will become the greatest Total Warlol, not a single substantial actual feature is being backported as people have been clamoring for. everyone's mods are breaking for stat changes
guys grimgor declared war on me
>>569673860He wouldn't do that, he's a good boy
>>569673860WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>569673438Lethality nigger, actual morale and cavalry is getting its mass + charge increased.
>>569674104yes, those are stat changes. no changing capitals, no fire spreading effects + siege escalation, no actual horde mechanics for the sycthians despite them being the most dogshit factions in the game, no settlement trading, no better client state mechanics from the later games. nothing that people actually wanted from them going back and updating a game that was last updated 8 years ago and breaking every mod. sofia brought in politics, family trees and sanitation to empire divided in their updates, meanwhile this is pathetic.
>>569673860humie gits gets da axe
>>569676448I'm playing fatboi
>amerilards
>>569680034>6'7", 440lbsholy fuck you're hugewhy can't I stop looking
total war?
>tfw there's real life Ogres posting on /vg/
>>569680034exerciseor at least go for a wooolk every once in a while fatty
to- uhh..t-total war?
I am very uncomfortable right now.
BY SIGMAR, NO
ITT:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoYyaQWgmRY
>No voice in our ears but the Maw.>We relish the sound of it's call.>We'll plunder and feast on any man, any beast>Doesn't matter, we'll snack on them all!>The stragglers we didn't consume >Are chucked in our sacrifice stew.>They scream and they run but that's part of the fun!>'Cause the Ogres are coming to get ya!!!!!
MEAT MEAT MEAT
ogre general
Trve fact for vnderstanders:Ogres are one of the most fun factions in the game and are up there with skaven as far as it goes for GW actually for once managing to create a very iconic and original race goes.
>>569685419damn is this the thinnest /twg/er?
>>569685419Normal maneaters and variants feel kinda bad to me, whereas Golgfag's maneaters never ever let me down.It's kinda like the difference between dwarf rangers and Bugman's rangers, where the normal rangers are ok in a pinch as a mid-tier unit, but the Bugman variant are the ones that really fuck.
You guys ever think about the fact ogres are the race that does the most cardio on average of any other in the setting? The mercenaries are always moving on foot across countries, the ones in the mountain are constantly hunting, and that's both without even accounting for the actual fighting. And with that size, they must burn a ridiculous amount of calories per day.
slay EVERY mortal
okay buddy you can stop now
keep going actually
>>569685419>>569685654This isn't an Orge, that is Glutos!
>>569683410average brit bodytype
Newest Total War killer just dropped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60uz4iicAigCA is probably shaking in their little booties right now.
>gay postingthe attention whoring situation is insane
>>569687406Nobody cares, we're all waiting for Tabletop Tavern to KILL Total War in a few days with it's roguelike campaignless kino
>>569687798well i care
>>569687798>roguelikeTHE SAME FIVE GAMES.THE SAME FIVE GAMES.THE INDIE DEVELOPERS MAKE THE SAME FIVE GAMES.
These are Iron Claw Tiger Warriors.
These are Jade Warriors Crossbows (Shields).
>>569687406props for getting the one headed hre eagle right, but this is killing mount and blade, not total war
>>569688761>>569688963I love Cat Hay
>>569687406do you think the usual e-celebs will also shill that new mount and blade like as a "total war killer" just like they did with that city builder manor lords?
>>569688761>>569688963both get raped by Aspiring Champions btw
>>569687406Isnt this more of a mount and blade killer tho?
>>569689280everything is a total war killer if you think about it
>>569685451>Orcs>Skaven>OgresThe unholy trinity of geedubs originality.>>569689021Mount Blade is already close to a Total War killer. If the RTS camera was a standard feature it would be running in direct contention.
>>569690260>Mount Blade is already close to a Total War killer. If the RTS camera was a standard feature it would be running in direct contention.TW's empire management isn't great but it is miles ahead of Mount and Blade, putting aside the fact that Mount and Blade's gameplay loop starts with you as a wandering mercenary band than an actual faction.
>>569687406That's Mount and Blade-like not Total War-like.
>>569690475I'm not denying that campaign management is important; the contextuality it gives is critical to the franchises success. But it's the battles that are a draw. I should say that M&B has no chance of killing Total War because the devs are more incompetent than CA. But if a bunch of rando Turks can come up with a series of systems that challenge a 26 year old franchise, it shows that the competition is catching up and CA shouldn't (they will) reset on their laurels.
Last 5 campaigns that I have played:5. Drycha4. Arbaal3. Boris Ursus2. Epidemius1. Bhashiva
/unsubscribe
You could always make your own Total War lists.
>>569692910A List of Total Wars (incomplete)-Shogun-Medieval-Rome-Medieval 2-Empire-Napoleon
are ogre bulls undervalued in autoresolve
>>569691913for me, it's>Archaon>Astragoth>Malakai>Tamurkhan>Karl Franz
>>569690190CA is the total war killer
For me:>Gorbad>Mazdamundi>Malagor>Astragoth>Azhag>>569691913Based, Cringe, Based, Cringe, Cringe>>569694787Cringe, Based, Based, Cringe, Cringe
>>569691913Four for me atm:4. Bhashiva3. Archaon2. Grimgor1. Grom the Paunch
>>569688761Ironically, the insignia make the regular Cathay roster better the meme cat people. You are better off with Jade Warrior armies led by magistrates than you are with memestacks of Tiger Warriors.
Helman Ghorst had 10 armies surrounding his own city. I wonder what was inside of it?
>>569697569How? The insignias have drawbacks
>>569697615Onaholes and body pillows. Can't believe the Vampire AI is still gutted because Empire players bitched about Vlad.
>>569699083Vlad did take over Reikland in my Bhashiva campaign. Old man still has fangs.
>>569699305Did you have any mods installed? I don't think I've ever seen that happen. Although the last campaign I played had Minor Faction potential on, so it's not surprising he'd get wrecked, but usually I have it off.
>>569699725No mods, he took over by about turn 60 and Katarin started kicking him out by turn 100.
>>569699083>Can't believe the Vampire AI is still gutted because Empire players bitched about Vlad.It wasn't. Vlad wins a decent chunk of the time. But keep seething about the Empire players in your head.
Bhashiva corruption mod when(in her human form ofc)
>>569698498you take the ones with 10% speed penalty and just research the tech that increases speed by 10%. Literally no penalty.
>>569700578Yes anon, Empire mains have never complained about Vlad before.
>>569701928>>569700578vampirefags are whinier desu, albeit with good reasonhow are they since they got the new units?
>>569701928They've complained about him on the battlefield and he got the ring nerf as a result but his AI is pretty much exactly the same as it's always been. Elspeth being made into a major faction had far more of a result on his ability to beat the Empire but he still wins a fair amount of the time. There's also the bug where the AI just stops doing anything at all and parks their armies around cities, but that affects everyone. Vamps are also absurd on the campaign and battle level, they of all races really shouldn't complain about matchups vs anybody.
>>569702196They got new units? I haven't played Cunts in ages. I just like it when someone other than Karl wins the Empirebowl. Makes for a more interesting experience.
>>569702404grave guard (halberds) and blood knights (sword n shield)
First time playing Khorne as Arbaal cause I like mortals much more than daemons.Can I get a QRD on buildings and his units? Does is matter or am I just Unga bunga charging?
>>569705164build mortal recruitmentbuild +post battle lootrepeat
D E C I S I V E VICTORY!ECISIVEVICTORY!
>>569705503wow dude congrats you know how to do hammer and anvil tactics
>>569705503celebrating an easy victory against trash units you outnumber 2 to 1 is not proper VIRTVS.
blogposted a nothingburger again award
Fun battle. I wish i could fight more even battles like this instead of auto resolves or stomps.had to summon all my bloodletters, skirmish with my crappy axe horsemen, cycle charge the chariots from the flanks, and keep my heroes alive. arbaal almost died.Also got to spawn-ify some white tigers. it was funny.
>>569705503>50 thousand men must have been a slideshow
>>569713752Does anyone know why the engine shits the bed even as the CPU can handle the game at these numbers?Is it a bottleneck?
>>569687406>They have the decency to add Lizardmen in their gameI will buy this game
How hard is Karl Franz these days?
>>569717537Hardest Empire campaign but not too bad on a scale of all WH3 campaigns
>>569717631How would you rank the top and bottom few campaigns in terms of difficulty? Just curious, haven't played in half a year or so not including a Tyrion campaign I ran a week ago
Wulfrik or Saly?
>>569720761wulfrik
>>569689280How many games were supposed to be the "Total War killer" at this point? 15? 20?
>>569721098
>chaos dwarfs are allowed to simply delete any of my units they please in battlewho came up with this bullshit
>>569724736HASHUT HASHUT HASHUT
Tips for Dechala?
>>569725451Faceroll LL, human chaos units and just run at them.
>>569725451They have the best pseudocavs in the entire game
>>569721098for me it's Avalon Lords: Dawn Risesnever played it, I just think it's funny the publisher themselves (not e-celebs or journos) called it "the total war killer" and nobody remembers ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoS2WzEjTkccame out right after Warhammer 1 if I recall correctly
>>569651689When is the patch supposed to drop anyway?
>>569729613Soonâ„¢
>>569729613They're beta'ing all the changes in stages before the patch iirc.
Moonbirds or Sky Lions?
>>569730414the birds are better
>>569730462But the lions look cooler
The endest time is near. We must destroy all the "civilisation" for the Dark Gods!
>>569732505I see the AI has been taking recruitment tips from that anon posting his Malakai campaign.
Happy Pride month!!>>569732505Norsca is so fucking horrid ever since that dlc. They should have never touched that faction.
>>569732505Thorek you bastard, that army is not trad! not trad at all...
>>569732505Man I love my Light Cavalry (very fast)(armored)(barrier)(hellblades)(poison, fire & magic attacks)(anti-infantry)(frenzy)(berserk)(vanguard deployment)(perfect vigor)(devastating flanker)(immune to contact effects)(immune to flanking)
The legendary horde would break the dorfs! Proo-prooo
>>569734729Norsca should be deleted
>>569734559Its a shame there arent army templates to guide AI recruitment. Like Thorek tries to recruit more traditional units, Zhufbar loves their gyrocopters, Karl tries to have Reiksguard in his army and so on. It'd give the map so much more flavor and varied encounters instead of every faction being a mismash of their RoRs and units with highest AR value.
Two dawi armies against this and they lost. Embrace pre-tradition! Now only stomping and proot-proooot
Pssst...
>>569735786>still no environmental destructiontruly a small indie company.
>>569735859Name one real life battle where environmental destruction mattered
>>569736464In the Siege of Mantinea the Spartans redirected a river into the city to weaken its walls and flood it.
TODAY!
>>569736464>In any event, 300,000 of the 378,000 residents were killed by the flood and ensuing peripheral disasters such as famine and plague. If treated as a natural disaster, it would be one of the deadliest floods in history.That's what happened when chinks decided to weaponize the Yellow River.
>>569660387no, its fun
>>569737035people are still exited for this sloppa?
>>569737035That's a big tactical rock
>>569737545no. that's a cope post
did chaos build this city or was it formerly human? its in the chaos waste so I assume they built it but idk
>>569738231maybe chaos used ancient human slaves and worshippers + some chaos magic to built itmakes sense to me
>>569738231Probably a Chaos buiding because it is not damaged, this is how it is supposed to be!
>>569737791they're all fighting to be on the cover of the game
>>569738231What do they eat?
>>569739780If it's in the chaos wastes, it doesn't have to make sense. That's kind of the point
>>569739780liquid rock of repeating patterns
>>569738231Wastes expand from time to time so it probably was built before that happened.
>>569739856I wonder what daily life must be like there.
>>569739360Why do they run so stiff? Do they have a broom up their ass?
>>569625871this is yuropoors in 5 years
>>569739780Probably meat, Gotrek and Felix did eat some mutated fish at Karak Dum and it turned out to be alright.
>>569739923It's been some time since I read any chaos books, but from what I remember there's an endless battlefield where an endless amount of chaos warriors fight endlessly, daemons can manifest at will, there are warpstone storms, ruins of ancient civilizations from even before the Old Ones etc.
>>569739923despoilers cum
This is the end for you old man
>>569740183Don't forget about the old tribes like Tong that later on attack another chaos tribes along lives at the Great Steppe. Shame GW will never expand it more, like in Liber Chaotica.
before and after :(
>>569740564I'm conflicted about it, because while I think it's cool and I enjoy reading about WELL WRITTEN chaos shit, I also think it's very easy to do too much and remove the inherent mystery.
>>569740837I agree, but what makes in-universe books like Liber Chaotica, Xenology, and Liber Xenologis pretty neat is how an unreliable narrator portrays them, so it can leave some room for your own interpretation.
>>569740810clusterfuck going on here maybe he can consolidate
>>569740183sounds like bad worldbuilding
>>569741565Sorry George R.R. These guys don't even pay taxes or anything. It's actual magic.
>>569739780
gods, I hate basedjak posters, my grandfather hated them too, even before they shat up his threads..
Anyone here actually enjoys playing Wood Elves?
holy shit, rats are washed up, katarin is strongmaybe this campaign can be saved
Do you guys use any AI mods? Is there anything that makes the AI recruit high tier units as soon as they have access to them instead of just fucking around with their early shitstacks until they get smacked down?
>>569741984I do but i'm the resident mp chud and i play mostly domination matches
trying a meme-stack that a friend suggested its cool but i dunno how good it would be against a high tier army
this is this dude's army at turn 186 JUST
>>569741984I like roflstomping around with Durthu Treeman doomstack.
>>569741883Not all at the Chaos Waste are Chaos Warriors, thoughbeit
FUCK YOU ARCHEON
My first campaign will be as Calgar.My second campaign will be as my own Space Marine Chapter.
ok but what is Archaon's tax policy?
oh no no no no no no more mercy for these war declaring shits, I didn't start a single war this whole campaign
>tell a vassal to occupy a settlement I razed>five turns later>"Okay boss!">five turns later>he puts an army next to the settlement and doesn't occupy turns on endThe friendly AI in this game is so retarded it gives me an actual headache to think about it
Why is Tzeentch so OP in MP?
>>569746396Barrier regen
>>569746307CA is terrified of EU4 vassal swarms being a legit campaign strategy so vassalizing enemies makes them retarded and also actively fucks you over in most cases, despite the fact that there are two races whose campaign gimmicks are based around it
>>569746307>>569747054I mean ally AI is no different, I've literally clicked on an army right next to a ruin and ordered em to occupy it, it says its gonna do it 5 turns later, it doens't do it
>>569746396What game mode? They are mid in landbattle and Domination as far as I know
>>569747259Maybe he's talking about head to head campaigns? Tzeenzch has ambush/teleport stances, good autoresolve and changeling also can't ever lose
>>569742486What is a good domination builds for you? I mostly use inf heavy ones with a less range even a dragon sometimes. And I heavy use this very first riders I forget they name
>>569521092>>569519685>draw a girl>call it a boyYou are prison gay
>>569521092this >>569750013that ain't no boy she has vagina bones
Ungrim next!
>>569746396I dunno.
>>569746396You can fly with your monster lord and cast all the game and run away easy and spam this Final transmutation shit. Then at the end you will have a huge monster with a full hp (!) and barrier against half dead enemy lord
Underpass stance is strongStalking stance is strongNow imagine a stance that combines both Underpass and Stalking into one giga stance.
>>569752253I would prefer not to
>>569752253Sounds really strong. Maybe we ought to attach a cost to it in the name of balance, maybe some a bit of winds? Oh, but let's also give the faction a tech to remove that cost because why not?
>>569742687You could try a thane in the army.They have a skill -wanderer- that give thanes stalk and vanguard deployment, and snipe for all ranger units.https://totalwarhammerplanner.com/planner/vanilla3/dwf_dwarfs/wh2_main_skill_node_set_dwf_thane
>>569750308>>569740527>>569734729>>569732505what makes them so OP? never played sayl before
>>569742687You're meant to do this with Belegar and the ghostdads
AYEE SHARTU!
What campaign are you playing?I just finished a Bhashiva campaign at turn 100 and I had a great time.
they say 90% ward save is the maxbutwhat if the company that was in charge of the game gave out block chance buffs for no reason to everyone because they cant balance the game and decided to powercreep everythinghaha that would be funny90% ward save + 80% block chance+ 360 blockinghaha epic haha i love science rat
>>569754368greasus the SHOCKINGLY obesedealing with tamurkhan right now
Nagash should be able to resurrect mid-battle.
resurrect this dick bitch
>>569754925Oooooohhhh, good luck. I don't really know what anti-large units you get as Ogres.
>>569754368Sayl, full thematic armyes. Full unga-bunga and Kurgan horse riders!
>Dwarfs and Chorfs don't have anti-LARGEohhh, it's British humor
>>569756373Don't really need anti-large when you can just shoot everything to death.
>>569756373slayers
>>569756621if you're the other guy you can just rush them in a pincer movement and kick their midget ass
NEW>>569757545>>569757545>>569757545NEW
I CONTROL TZEENTCH'S GIFTS TOO
