Previous: >>569520443>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg (embed)06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>still mindbreaks you
SO MANY THREAD LINKS
this uma is RACIST
>>569542604Basiert!
https://jiggie.fun/DJTO0phttps://jiggie.fun/DJTO0p
>>569519481>>569519481>>569519481recycle first
>>569542950only if you kys first
Everyone made it to A group already, right? Day 2 of CM is just a formality, right?
>>569542950nyo
>>569543103stop posting this picture the Ai propaganda is working on me
>>569542604Will she get a better alt than her base?
Sehr Geil!
Digitan LOVE
>>569543206Aichan doesn't need propaganda you can't skip her card or the uma
Going out to have dinner with my mom please look after my Kitasan while I'm away.
>>569543362>you can't skip her card or the umaliterallysince game will eos before they come to global
>>569543362>paceI will be skipping this umaShe's cute though
>>569542604The most basierte pfaden in months!
boysex
>>569543362I would never skip a mare.
Talking in a Uma Discord with other Uma coaches! Making jokes about your Umas having sweaty, smelly girlfeets! Your posts being screencapped and spread around! Having to make a public apology because your words get seen as perverted and sexual! Apologizing, insisting that they were jokes and that you will 'do better'! Your Umas feeling uncomfortable taking their shoes off in front of you!i didnt make this post i just like it and wanted more people to see it.
>>569543368
Good evening
>>569543527Bayern gehörte nicht zur DDR!
>>569543625kill yourself, preferably slowly
>>569543676
>>569543676what scene is this even from? seeing opera creep closer without even saying anything is hilarious
>>569543410Don't worry, I'll look after her gently
I gambled on a gold megaphone coming in...
>>569543537>>569543764Neither did Düsseldorf. However, niemand hat gefragt.
what even is leg locking
hey bro if you're here sorry but i just scheduled my account for deletion. you were really good at ERPing as the uma but i have a girlfriend now and i need to move on with my life. peace.
>>569543803What did Doto do this time
>>5695438891199 is the mark of a true trainer. 1 speed won't make any difference, if you see someone with 1200 in a stat it almost guarantees they wasted turn economy overtraining it when they could've had higher stats elsewhere.
>>569544040V...
>>569544040don't even joke... you got me to immediately check my umail from my /uma/ gf just to see if this was real...
damn, maybe i should start working on those sharts....
>>569544012Take your pants off, I'll show you
UMADash has a spot open for an oji-san looking for a comfy A+ club, no discord, no drama, just shoe laundering. No fan runs required either, just hit 30M per month (less in first month since it's already week 1), and trade shoes as you like. Drop your ID if interested and we'll send an invite
>>569544385I'm already naked in bed on my phone...
>>569543781we're all dieing slowly if you think about it
>>569544385are McQueen anons really like this?
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>Stegotranny>Grasswonder fag poster>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNI list owner>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)If you see something, hide and report.
>>569544521it's dying, retard
>>569544684I didn't even know it was sick
I'm deading
>they're using the wrong thread...again
>>569544887
if so many of you have a tablet, you'd better post something you made with it, or a video of yourself playing osuhttps://poal.me/ldz9ko https://poal.me/ldz9ko https://poal.me/ldz9ko
recycling is for fags
your trainee looks like a disloyal penislicker
>>569544679can you add reasonings for each one?
>>569545210there is no reasoning with schizophrenics
>>569545210you can't interact with the DNI list owner bwo....
>>569543742
>>569545326Is that why everyone ignored your slop thread?
Mambo mentioned!!!
>>569545210you should have whatever is in that post filtered
Mambo!
>>569545429Filtering is for fags
>>569545730don't be racist.
Loves only You is so cute bros. Shame she's like half a decade away
>>569544887the best part? once they "recycled" their AI slop thread, the sloptard will make another slop thread, and the horses will use said thread instead of "recycling" this one here :)>>569545821there, is this better?
>>569545881Is that the yandere
>>569545906thank you, now your post has some validity to it
>>569545953Nah
>>569545953The streamer
>>569546017thank you for making me correct my silly mistake, glad I was able to fix it!
>>569546034overdesigned>>569546067we already have Curren
>>569544952I have a tablet with a screen, I used to draw a bit but now it's in the box because the tablet is so big and I need space in my desk for eating.
Sex with brown umas
>>569546119Nah she's great and with a great voice
the O in meisho doto stands for KING
now what
TWO GLASSES?!?!
>>569546374This guy gets it
>>569546481they're clip ons
>>569546468
>>569546441which o
>>569546119Yeah I don't give a shit about Curren. She has a cute ass though.
>>569545210>Vattentionwhore who uses an ugly uma no one likes as an avatar >Umamatranny who joins every room ever posted, meaning he's here all day long>Allenliterally who>aliterally who>ryanxwobinliterally who>Nethfirst ever room sniper >ILoveMeiyamuvluv faggot who thinks his inferior Attack On Titan is an unknown masterpiece when everybody knows about it>Chiyoniggergay>Finefagsuper gay>MirakofagV's alterego he uses to defend himself >Anti-JP niggerthread hero vanquisher of schizos like the NTR faggot (V)>Yurifaggotspammer always posting the same baits >Mayaschizoliterally who>Ryanfag/uma/club danchou and schizo enabler>StegotrannyJPfag who really likes Stay Gold>Grasswonder fag posterliterally who>frontniggers (as a whole)soulless strategy>filterfagspeople who always talk about their filters never actually filter anybody, and if they do they leave stubs on to see the posts anyways >DNI list ownerspeaks for itself>Club drama posters (as a whole)thread shitters mostly from /uma/club, mambo and bricked>Teiobros (as a whole)they're fat and live in humid areas>Dotoposters (as a whole)super rude>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)if you still think mambo is funny in june 2026 you deserve to be in a schizo list
>>569546569I do still have my borrows...
im the mayaschizo
>>569546679THEN GET THE FUCK ON IT YOU LAZY FUCK GIMME YOUR FANS!
do any JPfags know if it's better to get VFujin vs. Kitasan Blanco if you're a frontfag? And is Kitasan anime collab worth getting? Anon said she was one of the strongest fronts but I found that hard to believe with a shitty 20% guts bonus. And if she WERE super strong then I'd get VFujin instead of Blanco because a) I already have OG Kitasan and I don't want 3 versions of the same trainee unless they're my wife, pic related
>>569546637>/uma/club danchouhes the autis/uma/ danchou though
>>569546119yeah but nobody likes curren
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (6/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>569546637You got the danchud wrong but the rest is correct
>>569546609The three of them
>>569546795I don't keep up with club drama but still wanted to give a few reasons please don't be rude
>>569546751I've been fan grinding in ura though...
MY CLUB FUCKING DIED!!!!!
>>569546936Mambwo...
>>569546637I don't believe the first two actually exist, but I do believe anons yelling about them do, I've seen their posts unlike the others.
>>569546936mambro...
>>569546936mambo....
>>569546936HAHAHAHA YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>>569545881I like her catchphrase. Love me, love you, Loves Only You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt6c30FZBU8
How about you grind on my dick fag.
who the FUCK is Strelitzia
>>569546936mamb...
>>569546927Goooooooood now gimme moooooooooooore!
>>569546637>literally whoredditclub member
they brought pac back
>>569546936mamgwo,,.
>>569546936join UMADash then. We're on the lookout for 1 oji-san in need of a comfy A+ club, no drama no discord just club chat shitposting if you feel like it and shoe laundering. If you can do 30M/month, drop your ID and we'll send an invite
>>569546936mambwonie...
>>569545821Wife
>>569547027this is umama>>569545326>>569544887
Well that's it. I'm officially disappointed with /uma/I'm the OP of the thread, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it aside from putting umas alongside them.I was just testing /uma/ whay counts a proper bake or not, and apparently not even a correct previous is a correct proper bread anymore.You guys are the problem all along.
>>569546637>AllenHe's the /uma/ club danchou>ryanxwobinIsn't he that dumbass shitposter that's also a redditor from /uma/ club?No idea about the others
>>569547125at least quote me......because I might say yes
>>569546936LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>569547287proof?
>>569547415i'm a schizo
>>569546792VFujin is upgraded VBourbon Kita Blanco was the best medium uma period until Gentildonna came out, which was for around 14 months. she's also a really good parent for pace and fronts due to her unique working from 3rd to 1st placeanime Kita aka Kita rojo is so goddamn strong in longs her white version stopped being used entirely just to fit her in TT teams. she's seeing less use nowadays but she was used alongside cat Mayano for double front strategies for long distances in both PVP events
>>569547118I can't wait for the day they start releasing asmrs. Some of the voices in the game are really soothing.
>>569547249264322217710
I like Umama. I like ryanxwonbin. /uma/ Club got all the cool people.
>giving the list schizo copypasta more (You)sgreat, can't wait for /uma/ to end up as name list spam like wowg and xivg
>>569547637shut the fuck up troon
Reposting before I go to sleepWith Yasuda Kinen on Sunday and no graded races tomorrow, I want to focus on the 2YO debuts that will start happening from now on, so here are the pedigrees (and some thoughts from me) of the horses that will be running in those tomorrow.Tokyo 4th Race - 2YO debut, 1400 meters Turf, 7 runners, post time - 11:40 JST1. Sure Thing; 2F; Sire - Gendarme; Dam - Actually; Damsire - Jo Cappuccino; Uma in the pedigree - Believe, Manhattan Café, Symboli Kris S2. Lardon Chase; 2C; Sire - Mozu Ascot; Dam - Light Fantasia; Damsire - Zenno Rob Roy; Uma in the pedigree - Zenno Rob Roy3. Dolce Tesoro; 2F; Sire - Fierement; Dam - Paris Tesoro; Damsire - Declaration of War; Uma in the pedigree - 4. Lyrical Flair; 2F; Sire - Poetic Flare; Dam - Can't Stop; Damsire - Screen Hero; Uma in the pedigree - Grass Wonder5. O Seikei; 2F; Sire - Saturnalia; Dam - Royal Street; Damsire - Deep Impact; Uma in the pedigree - Cesario, Special Week, Maruzensky6. Neuro Fighter; 2C; Sire - Silver State; Dam - Stormy Embrace; Damsire - Circular Quay; Uma in the pedigree - 7. Bear Amici; 2F; Sire - Mischevious Alex; Dam - In to Zone; Damsire - Swept Overboard; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji KisekiWho I think will win - Lyrical Flair - Her pedigree is full of horses that run great over a mileWho I want to win - Sure Thing - Seeing Believe's son succeed as a sire would be greatDark horse - Dolce Tesoro - My gut is telling me there is more to this filly than what her pedigree shows1/3
>>569547541we know
>>569547697wtf I love V now
>>569546637>this guy plays too much he's also good at the game this triggers me why can't everybody be a fag who half asses everything I wish they spent more time posting here than playing the gameSame shit done to Umama was done to Kaite fuck off faggots.
>>569547576sent :)
>>569547437Ogurin is very cute and I cant keep quiet about it!
>>569547718Hanshin 5th Race - 2YO debut, 1600 meters Turf, 6 runners, post time - 12:15 JST1. Tide Beat; 2C; Sire - Isla Bonita; Dam - Theta Rhythm; Damsire - Lope de Vega; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki2. Shapshu; 2F; Sire - Contrail; Dam - Eveille; Damsire - Lord Kanaloa; Uma in the pedigree - 3. Logi Crown; 2C; Sire - Satono Crown; Dam - Fascinete Dia; Damsire - Agnes Tachyon; Uma in the pedigree - Satono Crown, Agnes Tachyon4. Shine Love; 2F; Sire - Orfevre; Dam - Crisp; Damsire - El Corredor; Uma in the pedigree - Orfevre, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen5. G T Sakura; 2F; Sire - Kitasan Black; Dam - Money'soncharlotte; Damsire - Mizzen Mast; Uma in the pedigree - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O6. Ecoro Rada; 2C; Sire - Rey de Oro; Dam - Driefontein; Damsire - Fastnet Rock; Uma in the pedigree - Symboli Kris SWho I think will win - Logi Crown - Satono Crown's blood will deny Kitasan progenyWho I want to win - Shapshu - Contrail spawn please do somethingDark horse - Ecoro Rada - I always feel like when Sakai is riding a horse there is a chance for an upset (good or bad)2/3
>>569547870K*ite didn't obsessively snipe rooms 24/7 though. He didn't deserve the hate he got but Um*ma does.
>>569547870Did Kaite upload slop threads and then defend shitposters like V?
>>569547870Bwo?Umama loses almost all of his /uma/ scrimsAlso, Kaite got really good at only one CM, he's basically mediocre now
>>569547385
>>569547913Tokyo 5th Race - 2YO debut, 1600 meters Turf, 9 runners, post time - 12:30 JST1. Winter Breeze; 2C; Sire - Hot Rod Charlie; Dam - Ice Pastel; Damsire - Shackleford; Uma in the pedigree - 2. Figlio Solare; 2C; Sire - Epiphaneia; Dam - Figlia Pura; Damsire - Harbinger; Uma in the pedigree - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week, Maruzensky3. Leo Realize; 2F; Sire - Declaration of War; Dam - F T Athena; Damsire - Rulership; Uma in the pedigree - Rulership, Air Groove, Fuji Kiseki4. Athena Brave; 2F; Sire - Salios; Dam - Amazone; Damsire - Epiphaneia; Uma in the pedigree - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week, Maruzensky5. Scriptor; 2C; Sire - Mikki Isle; Dam - Elektrum; Damsire - High Chaparral; Uma in the pedigree - 6. Coucher de Soleil; 2F; Sire - Efforia; Dam - Aswan Sunset; Damsire - Pioneerof the Nile; Uma in the pedigree - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week, Maruzensky7. Kosoku Lemuria; 2F; Sire - Gendarme; Dam - Mantera Rye; Damsire - Catcher In The Rye; Uma in the pedigree - Believe8. Amino Chocolat; 2C; Sire - Danon Smash; Dam - Neige Forest; Damsire - Heart's Cry; Uma in the pedigree - El Condor Pasa9. Eris Tesoro; 2C; Sire - Kitasan Black; Dam - Air Tesoro; Damsire - Uncle Mo; Uma in the pedigree - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin OWho I think will win - Figlio Solare - Epipi combined with the same dam line that spawned CDN feels guaranteed to succeedWho I want to win - Coucher de Soleil - I hope for a strong start as a sire for EfforiaDark horse - Eris Tesoro - the dam line is not that impressive but it's still a Kitasan Colt3/3
>>569547637Tbf, it already was before the list came along
>I hate this guy because he plays the game and joins rooms
Give me a (You) and I will post a cute Inari One.
>>569546792I remember Kita Blanco was pretty dominant in Medium distances. The Anime version basically replaced the OG one in Long tracks. I recall there being free rolls for the white one so you can luckshit her
i love grinding parents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Inari One>cute
>>569547870wait when did we decide to hate kaite? i mean aside from having a tranny name...
>>569548074Who are the strongest /uma/ scrimmers?
>>569548282it's a bad faith doto poster bwo
>>569547870>he's also good at the gameUmama is fucking trash bwo, there are other anons who are stronger and frequently join rooms but they're not in EVERY room or actively shitpost or try to become a thread personality, in fact. I'd argue the strongest /uma/ anon (not gonna name him but you know who) is pretty chill.
>>569548319/uma/ club members are the strongest players hands down.
>>569546637Added this post to my filters
>>569548319nyo from /uma/club and a from umanko comes to mindBoth are buhis and frontniggers
>>569546637This is why you shouldn't join /uma/ lobbies btw
Instead of going around in circles just post proof
>>569548398but Umama gets raped every room
>>569542604Isnt one uma a literal princess from the irish uma lead matriarchial kingdom?
>>569547637You let it happen the moment you let yourself get bullied into abandoning perfectly fine threads over inane bullshit.
umama's lineup is SOVL tho
>>569548185Sure, Why not.
>>569548319I don't like namefagging but for the sake of discussion I think nyo is prob the strongest trainer in the board.
Updated my filters.
>>569546637i feel like half of these are completely made up justifications
>>569548612Yay!
>>569548473there's nothing wrong with joining them, but having the game open all day to join every single room ever posted and jobbing in 90% of them just shows you want attention badly
>>569548623proof? source? sauce? broth!?
>>569548668But this is ugly
>>569548319hmmmm.... nyo
>>569548623But did you also update your trainer-notes or as I like to call it the journal?
>>569548668I like inari one but I can't have her as a waifu, she's like 50cm shorter than me so it feels weird
>>569548701This is exactly why I stopped joining lobbies here. If I wanted the same people in my matched I'd just do a club lobby
>>569548826They are called Chiyonotes, or also known as Tranynotes.
Why is kaichou so cute, I need to squish her cheeks.
>>569548701>i dont have fun with the game so that must mean everyone else doesnt either
schizos don't play the game what else is new
>>569548751I thought it was cute...
This CM is boring because nobody is crying about how much it sucks
>>569548974You really do need to change your typing style lmao
Mambo is NOT DEAD
>>569548974You don't play the game. You also don't have fun.
>>569549106It wasn't your fault, mambro.
>>569548929
UHHHHH
>>569549051Mile and Sprint are way less cancerous than medium and everyone can play it unlike longs or dirt so it hits the comfy sweetspot
>>569549051Mile CMs are the best CMs why would anybody cry about it
CM15 room?50337822
>>569549106It's not dead but its sovl is... I never saw the previous dancho get put in any schizolists...
>>569548665More than half, yeah. Looking forward to when people stop replying to this dumb shut.
Good luck on your day 2, if you didn't get into A yesterday! I am using a different picture because that one anon really hates flesh tails.
>>569549363Let me guess who will be in this lobby
>>569549230>empty pageDONT BELIEVE HIS LIES!
>>569549408HISHIAMA SEXOOOO
>>569549375
>>569549408I really hate niggers
>>569549375Blind bro...
>having funDo you think when your trainee who has to wake up at 5am to run, weightlift, look at her calorie intake, learn dance choreography next to school nearly every day is having fun only too?
>>569549408flesh tails are terriblem he's right
>>569549601You can have this one for good luck, then.
>>569549710they choose this life
>>569549695this is a boy.
>>569549502
>>569549618what do you mean? Neth is on that list. The mastermind behind mambo's current Nethnostate.
>look at her calorie intake>he thinks UMA have to look at their intakebitch have you seen spe-chud or oguri FAT?
Gold City feet in my mouth
Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi toes in my mouth
Gold City mouth on my feet
>>569550029Windy if she was rich
>>569550029Why is she digging holes?
>>569549502Your CM15 lobbies sir
>>569549939I'm saying keb was the center of conspiracy for months before he died. Neth Is only on the list because he basically inherited the legacy but he's otherwise dramaless.
>>569550158Bc its fun
>a takedown camera, meaning its burnoutalright, star wars is gonna eat up my time in octobersorry danchou
>>569550076SEX SEX SEX MARRYULTRA SEX MARRY BABY MAKINGsexSEX SEXSEXSEXsex making happy buying her and family gifts sexchiyo chiyo sexoooooooooosex>>569550158pic related
Do not queue on reset, only a sweaty no life whale would queue instead of watching the videogames show.
admire vega ear down my throat
>>569550202neth is on that list because hes a lobby sniper... it literally SAYS there... who's the blindbro now????
>>569550232Cant argue with that.
>>569550262they were slaves in another life
>>569550190Heheh, they don't expect my end closer oguri followed by double dominators
>>569550320i qualified yesterday so theres no reason for me not to
i'm the only anon who doesn't like mile CMs
>>569550076KAICHOU SEX
>>569550449I'm here too narcissist
>>569550402mentally ill obsessed /pol/ freak
>>569550538wow, fragile faggot can't take a joke huh
Sex with Belno Light.
>>569550320Is there anything even good except for the usual indie shovelware and AAA remakeslops?
>>569550665THE DOX
>>569550665STOP DOXXING
>>569550665
>>569550665>xoguris losing to that s. MaruZamn
>>569550908STOPPPPPPPPPPP
>>569550908
oh ho... what have we here...
>>569550908i blame neth for this
Can you really call yourself an /uma/ regular if you have never been doxxed in a screenshot?
>>569549363Lets uhhh pretend that accidental dox didn't happen, it's been so long since I hosted that I forgot the uma pics now show the trainer name
>>569550665Remember when people said Smaru was dead?
>>569550190Nah, its gonna be XOguri + double dom. Not that many people will bother with Oguri+ 2 fronts.
>>569550352Fuck. I've been defeated. I am the schizo, it's never been moreover for me.
>>569551079think I'll keep my other palmer instead...that one is lacking ttl and it showsmight just spam kita-chan runs since she is lacking gw--not acceptablethanks for hosting!
>>569550958>>569551001
>>569551173Sex with Kitasan
>>569551109just wait for when people remake hoguri with throne
>>569551118So it'll all come down to the one who makes the best oguri and is smarter when building her?I'll probably consider either Late or End so I can access Dober's skill and borrow either Nature or CB
LET'S FUARKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Birthday sex with Kawakami Princess
>>569542604B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll stop the bakers from constantly making simultaneous threads.
>>569551430GIANT TITS HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THOSEEE
>>569550076tama hitting the chud pose as usual
>>569551140i don't accept your concession. keep fighting. struggle, challenge, and rise to struggle again.
Post number determines which club I pick to create a new e celeb from against their will.
>>569551595Autis/uma/ is NOT A+
>>569551034it'll do
Shes sweeping up
post podiums
>>569551595
>>569551595Mambro...
bourbon it is, nyopera is too greedy considering the battle for mid-race
>>569551595>autis/uma>A+i wish...
7 and everyone loses
>>569551595>5>MamboFeels overdone but I will commit.How should I sort their members? By monthly fan average or by total fans lifetime?
>>569551669>>569551937we're a+ in spirit, bwos...
>>569551595>mine not listed cuz we're stuck in A/B+ hellkinda nice feeling, tho I bet most clubs are half discord trash at this point
>>569551849parents?
>>569551998This already was done with mambo gwo
Your response?
>>569552253>gets ignited spirit wit blocked
>>569552321retard
>>569552321ignited spirit wit is an early-race skill
WHO'S READY TO... WAIT A FEW HOURS BEFORE QUEUEING UP LIKE A SENSIBLE PERSON
what a mess
>>569552253Motorboating Maruzen is my response.
>>569552101here you gopretty content with my ura seiun
Marriage with Tosen Jordan?
>>569552640Only little bitches do that
>>569552640people are already sandbagging througheverbeit
>>569552651>if losing, winYou can't beat that
>>569552640it's round 1 doesnt matter
>>569551998Honestly, you should reroll, mambros are already e-celebs
does anyone else queue up with funny teams after they get a 3 round win? just to see how they'll do?
>>569552807wait nevermind it's a newcutie (or a sandbagging account)
>>569552807niggas will post this and then i get matched up against nothing but fellow SS
>>569551998im a mambro... can you make me an e-celeb...? pls...?
>>569552952i did last time but now i sometimes don't bother
>>569553065dancho....
fresh yaeno sovlteki spotted
>>569552978i always feel so bad finding people like this in round 1. i'm sorry newbro... if i went easy on you it wouldn't be honest, but try your best...
a lot of raping this time around
>>569548319roomhost anon here...as much as I hate to admit it these anons are right. But I won't let these defeats stop me from fighting with my /uma/rivals.
>>569551998I am famous?
>>569553170not a horrible performance
>>569551595Dacchis did nothing wrong
did better today than yesterday
>>569552978playing MANT as a fresh F2P must be painful
>>569553314post your opera.
>opponent brings a UG2 Taishin and 2 debuffers>it has 80% win rate>I still beat itfu fu fuuuu~
>>569553405
>>569553432>that bobo
>>569553619
>>569547553why is Kitasan Rojo so strong in Longs? Isn't 20% guts still absolute ass? Or is it because her unique/golds are strong?
Trust nobody... not even anata
hello everyone! are we having a buono day? i hope everyone is!this week i unlocked my BIG oshis completionist title and last night i finally got her to 5 stars! so far i havent snatched one victory with my oshi but my other umas have so i remain hopefulsomeone asked me last night what my next plan is after getting the completionist title and the 5 stars and i want to at least get 4 golden titles with my BIG oshi in all CM distancesand now im heading to the CM! good luck everyone KEEP IT BUONO!
>5 win streak constantly broken by Potential Uma
*coughs blood*she finally won one....
I thought I was racing against Umama for a second
>>569553575how else will i get to see this view?
Assuming everyone plays Xog pace for cm15 and double dom or double fronts, what kind of strat can beat that shit?
Everyone is sandbagging today
>>569554015Would have been a free win
>>569554141There's no way too lose if you don't play the game
>>569553543really? pace? and she's doing well? maybe i was gaslit... i created a fucking abomination because i wanted to run her so bad.
>>569554141Triple Dom Gambling.
>>569554141there is no secret, fight fire with fire
why i am i getting namedropped
Your favorite horse will never be as slutty as evangelion.
>>569554313obviously i still lose to xog and rooms with 3+ fronts but if there's just one or two i can pass them with a buttload of midrace
what's with all the 10 race day 2 umasseeing a lot of them today
>>569554631Losing at day 1 would make you remake your umas
>>569554631day 1 is for securing the bag, day 2 is for shenanigans and silly teams
>>569554631day 2 is for throwing to let more newcuties to round 2
Anons posting their S lobbies, meanwhile my lobbies:
>>569553980good luck buonobwo
Day 2!>show the jobbersNyo
>>569554949show the jobbers
>>569554949woah a 115.5% winrate
you guys are not watching notE3 instead of queueing this close from reset?
>>569555073Jeff Neighly is a faggot
>>569555073>watching the ads for slop show
>>569554919same, where are my promised newcutie lobbies...
My debuffer won a race...
>>569555030Fine
>>569551998I'm going to loop the rolls. 1 to 30, 31 to 60 are -30, 61 to 90 are -60, 91 to 00 are a reroll. 1 is highest lifetime fans, 30 is lowest.Lets see who I glaze.
>>569554471AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
>>569555160heh. getting these puppies to bark is so easy~
YOURRESPONSE?
>>569555073I'm watching vtumors stream it instead
>>569554471we have to point out which one of us is the best I guess
>>569555073Imagine missing out on Tupac being revived live on stage
>>569555304I hate Siriusposters so god damn much.
>>569555356
SON OF A BITCH I FORGOT TO PRESS RETIRE IM SO FUCKED TOMORROWPLEASE CYJEWS GIVE ME JUST 1 WIN
bwo? your digitan?
>>56955517373-60 is member # 13Horsemeat, you're the new mambo e celebrity.I'll be posting about you daily!
>>569555160post seiun pls
>>569555641who the fuck is horsemeat. i'm in mambo and i've never seen that guy.
Behold! A boy!
Sweepy is a BRAT
>>569550029Drilling her hole >>569555356>YOUR>RESPONSE?"GG", then I'll think "what a fucking nigger"
>>569555769Behold! A... creature!
wanko = blast one piecewankomanko!
We've come a long way since the days of Taurus Cup, I wonder if those early roomers are still around
>>569555641leave the newcutie alone
>>569555641Otonashi san... That's stalking you know.
>>569555849fusu
>>569555849Can I pet it?
>>569555753We recruited the guy this month bwo. He was from Autis/uma/ I think
>>569555641Not only a week in mambo a bro is getting harassed
>that name>this resultlmao even
>>569555641a club ditcher and a low earner, should make easy shit posting
I'm Horsemeat and I'm in the V faction
>>569555641what's the purpose of this....? meds NOW schizo
>>569555669She is not the greatest, I have to rebuild her so she has enough wit to actually take the lead in Front Heavy lobbies
>>569554928I don't know who this is but I like the pic
>>569555942>>569555948are you brave?
>>569555868>December Domination
>>569555994To be fair those are dead clubs
>>569555951such is the will of shiraoki i guess. newcutie harassment protocol begins NOW.
>>569554384Huh I suppose you're rightI could make doms and wait for Throne borrows for my XOg, not sure if pace or late though
seiumanko
>>569555769Cute boy!
chiyono front ?!I lost by a neck
>>569554141In CM 12 or whatever the CM XOguri was meta for my finals lobby was a 3 way mirror match of VBourbon, Seiun Sky and XOguri. The hogs were completely irrelevant to the outcome of the race. I am now convinced that triple front is the superior comp in practice.
waow podium
>>569556097why that's Me of course
>>569555994>RiceBstGrlNow I feel bad. He was one of those anons sniped in the thread by the discord club
>>569555880>>569556192I will give you ONE chance to invoke shiraoki and roll a 7. If you hit, I'll reroll starting from club selection.
>>569556238
>>569556434SNIFFFF
>>569556335UOOOOOOOOO-h wait
>>569556352oh okyou look good
SHE DID IT! sorry oguri but if youre losing you lose!hopeful for more BIG victories!https://litter.catbox.moe/anw4ogpdmuk9xedb.mp4
>>569556579LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO buonobro you deserve every win you get
>>569556294that was definitely not my experience. A shitty Hoguri without even Mediums S lost to my tryhard Seiun Sky only by a nose, she's unbelievably strong.
>>569556335Based
>>569556072that's basically what mine looks like.. sans mile S. did you get a bunch of wins with the jobbers before switching in the vburbon?
I qualified for group A!hopefully I can make group B finals tomorrow >.<
>>569556457Nice self dox bro
>>569555641>I'll be posting about you daily!for what purpose
>>569556415The new guy can tank it.. That's what being a Mambo member actually feels like he needs to at least be able to tank it
neat
>>569556457Oh my...
>>569556415*spreads your ass*
goddamn Charles, in your own server?
Please accept her feelings.
>King got rushed>Taishin got rushed and didn't even Encroaching Shadow>Taiki decides to stay in 2nd place and never ult>lost to a fucking 16,000 rated, 5% WR Pace Spe that didn't even have Head-On, Ignited Spirit PWR, nor Budding BlossomI have never seen such bullshit in my life, but congrats.
>>569556873holy sovl
>>569556579Well done!
>>569556457>the betrayeryou will receive no accolades here, exile. were it not for the laws of keb and my respect for the dead i would slay you where you stand.
Anyone else just jerk off to the uma's instead of playing the game?
>>569551669They're close to it after just losing people and having to regain them. If more than a couple of them actually try it's easily A+ again.
>>569556579buono
>>569556984>bourbon>s.maru>sovl
>>569556548thanks anon, (You) are kenough>>569556579CONGRATS BWO BASED
>>569556725Anon. If you push the hogs below 5th place they can't activate the heals they need to ult.
>>569556548y-you too
>>569555849I would pet this creature while Gentil watches
where are the /uma/ dacchis I'm not finding anyone
>the betrayerwho the fuck is that supposed to besick of this dramanigger shitreposting Suzie without doxxing, not that I really care, everyone in rooms etc eventually gets doxxed through carelessness or other reasons
>>569557182>you can defeat the hogs by forcing their snouts in the mudnaruhodo......
>>569557170My oshis? Seiun Sky, Summer maruzensky, and Valentine Bourbon.
>>569557170Correct.
>>569556934>air groove is a gundam pilot
>>569557293Im watching summer gameslop, I'll queue in like 10h after going to bed
>use front/pace/end yesterday>50% WR>use front/front/end today>70% WRAlright, sticking with this. Budding Blossom is a meme.
>>569557082no i only jerk off to the posters
>>569557182I was running triple fronts, did the best I could. Hogs are strong, sad to say.
got banned from vfcord for calling the head mod a pedophile over sweep tosho
>nose>nose>>569557519punch
>>569557741Why do you even bother censoring your name at this point?
>>569556843Mostly I'm just bored.
>>569556774No, Bourbon’s been there since the start, the third slot’s been the jobber rotationI found in test rooms gambling on Solo Front was a bad idea, so I hastily constructed a second oneOne thing that’s interesting is that because Bourbon was hastily constructed, she doesn’t have PP/DD, so she always loses the early game to Seiun and I still get the benefit of two fronts in frontless lobbies and Seiun hits her huge AnglingNot sure if that is actually worth the sabotaging of an ace, though
>>569557713https://litter.catbox.moe/xx09br.mp4
Post themI somehow ran out of Stam and lost cause of it 3 times...
>>569557887you must be new here
>>569557905have you considered playing the game
>>569551304>So it'll all come down to the one who makes the best oguri and is smarter when building her?I sure hope not. I've had her for months now but I simply cannot bring myself to do even a single career with that ugly fat whore.
please stop trying to insert your evil umas into every race
>>569557779Cute Journey
>>569557967from the thumbnail I thought you unlocked a new ranking there for a sec like something past L or whatever the new one is and that would be PINK. would look kinda cool
>>569557967sweept
>Palworld>Stellar Blade 2: Cunny EditionYep, I'm flatlining get fucked Danchou
>>569557993nta but look at the umas, you know exactly who the anon is
Looks like guts was the gaslight of cm14
>>569556457Aelred...
>day 1>4-5-5-5>day 2>5-4-5...2?????Cygames just decided I was winning too much I guess.
Yay got a podium!
>>569558251Taishin can't use her 1200 guts if she never duels my umas
>>569557741We've faced each other plenty of times in rooms already.... is FineMo your best performer so far as an end?
>summer game festI could have done 2 MANT runs instead of watching this shit
hello father>>569558346her and groove have the same wr
VGH I FVCKING LOVE FRONTSLOP
i am so happy my hishiama keeps getting wins
>>569558374why didn't you play mant while watching?
>>569558250because if he doesn't censor his name he's going to rile up some crippingly autistic schizo from south east asia
>>569558374Was FF7 the only big announcement?
good luck wros
>>569558473ERM DOXXING???
>>569558564I do this
>>569558164Taiki in my psyche
>>569558473I want Nishino's parents to hear us having rough, passionate umapyoi after the onsen from the next room over.
>>569557967seeing a lot of EL CONDOR PASA today
Day two. Halfway done with your races.How has your record been?
>>569552807>>569552984You haven't seen anything yet.
>>569558564
>>569558473I guess wedding Curren is not winning at all, the bride unique is completely useless for a front runner
>>569558564Do germoids really
>>569558763bwo's just having a chill time
>>569558926I also do this
>>569558763i just feel bad now, poor newbro
>>569558760Mayano Top Gun finally got her first win. And she got another too.Wins 22/40Oguri Cap: 9Mayano Top Gun: YOOOOOSH 2Inari One: 11Podium sweeps: 5
>>569558926
>>569558564post sauce
>>569558926maybe v isnt so bad
>>569558926why is she pooping out an entire dude, dick last?
>>569558948Yeah his horses are from URA. And the Falco didn't even have aptitude.
>>569559149bad diet
>>569559030IKUYOOOO!
Tamamo locked in today.Pace is fraud.
>>569558948so fucking zased....
hello sister
>>569558564>fat tits with gumdrop nipplesmy dick
>>569559416My tamamo fell off a bit.
>>569559149because V is shit
MURICA
>>569557967>Maru gets even better>Taishin finally doesn't podium>Cafe wins one out of nowhere>16/20, randomly lost 3 of the final 4 races because Cygames doesn't like cool people like me
>potential uma>actually lives up to her potential
>>569558926Why is he not black
>entire team loses podium in our first race to a taiki with 1130 speedi hate mile cm so fucking much
Make it stop
>>569559846gwo taiki is mega bad this cm...
>>569558374I liked Resident Evil
>>569560010thats what i mean...........
stop posting porn
>>569560032But we already knew about it
Has anybody played all the way through Throne Knight Glory yet?
>>569559838Sorry, I couldn't make it that day
>>569560032>villain horse likes evilYeah, that tracks.
Show us your non-garbage Taishins
>>569559906Go late, just embrace the suck>>569559846>>569560010Taiki can be good but she needs a lot of supplementary acceleration and has a very narrow window of activation. SfV + Blossom is a 0.6 accel at the exact right moment.
boop
I hate french "people" which uma is for me
>>569559906Noppers
>>569559906BEHOLDTHE LEGENDARY 9 FRONT ROOM
>>569560010Can someone explain why cause I will be getting my ass torn in Group A semis. I have no clue what Im doing in this game
BOBO WHAT HAPPENED
above 50% somehow
>>569560259
>>569560538Gassed out
>>569557967Maru is basically always neck and neck with Falco
>Fake CM Winrate>Drop out of College>spread misinfo constantly >0/3 in MANT CMs>Live off of bullshit 50/hr coaching services>Jerk off to children with all your head modswhich Uma am I?
>>569560473record it
>>569560538WHAT THE FUCK
What the actual fuck happened herehttps://streamable.com/zxnnkrThis shit is hilarious
FRONT OPERA IS WORKING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>569560259>32.5% win rate>80% top two rateMany of my lobbies were my Maru in 1st and my Taishin in 2nd
>>569560784gomen anon I was completely bewildered that I didnt even think about that, if i find another room like that I'll do so
>>569560732>0/3 in MANT CMssame...
>>569560850>ephebophile team
>>569560473holy slop roomonly way to make it worse is if all of them are UGs too
>>569560732>>Jerk off to children with all your head modsWhat
>>569560010>Taiki at 2nd.>Fell to 3rd right at the late race spot>SFV proc and rocketed to 1st.This was the only scenario that she won.
>>569561116vf
>>569560850Based U149 team
>>569560259Lucked into her just today
>>569557967Umadolbros, we're eating good
>>569561147ok wait you literally described what happened. fuck
>>569560547Umama...
>>569560473>it’s gonna be mileKINO >it’s frontSLOP
>>569560848Plancha is crazy good
>>569560850PDM? Whats that toreina? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
>>569560850HAHAHAHAHA what the fuck
>>569561116(vfcord imploded because the top mod and charles were found to be jerking off to sweep tosho and Nishino flower in Chinese so like 20 top players got banned for "drama")
>>569560850theres a decently long downhill before the first corner that can cause some funny stuff
>>569561501Please tell me you have screencaps.
>>569560850>Skill kept procing so no PDM until the no position keep at 800mLucky fuck
>start getting energy starved in run with no recovery shop items>get regular skill instead of gold skill from event chain ending>get to the 2nd event chain for two different support cards not in my deck
>>569560478Paces aren't particularly good in the current CM to begin with, fronts are way overtuned and ends are also fairly competetive. Lates can win with good RNG, which leaves paces in a really bad spot.Nishino's ult is optimal for the CM, Taiki's (only her own, not inherited) activates slightly early but does have enough duration to make it to the corner, which is good, but the duration in acceleration phase is quite short. If you want to make your fat cow whore slut win, you do need blossom and probably N&N/head-on and corner accel. Then you just stack late race speed skills so you can overtake the fronts and survive ends running you down.If I were to build a pace chaser right now I'd probably sacrifice a lot of midrace to get as much late race speed as possible, with decent lobby RNG you'll be around 4th to the corner which lets you activate everything. If you're behind 6 fronts though there's literally nothing you can do, and again, it's a front dominated CM.
>>569560473>that one 2* BakushinSoul
>>569560850You can't get affected by PDM if you don't know how it works
>>569561359nah taishin still cleaned up
>>569561258show the build... mine was tearing up rooms but only managed 25% wr on day 1
>>569560850>https://streamable.com/zxnnkrseeing her hit End Closer Corners from 5 lengths ahead of a pacer made my brain freeze up
>>569561501how do you jerk off in chinese (mandarin)? I'm interested
>>569561590all the messages are deleted obviously but it was all like this
ZaaaaaAAAAHAAAAAAAAHIT PISSES ME OFF WHEN I WIN AND THE OTHER GUY HAS A PLAT & ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU CAN TELL HE ONLY BARELY KNOWS SOMEWHAT WHAT HE'S DOINGI SHOULD HAVE THAT TITLE!!!!I DESERVE IT!!!AAAAAAAGHDEBOOFER NATIE DOESNT WORKOOOOOONIGGER DOESN'T WORKNOTHING IS CONSISTENT GAAAAAAAAAAAHITS NEVER GOOD ENOUGHNEVER
So whatever happened to the feont bad narrative?
>>569560850>pace promoted END CLOSER
>>569561501I dont get it?Whats wrong with that?
>>569561308now show ur meta slop team
Well Taishin carried today, tried to throw in Neicha to try the comp but Inari works better it seems>>569560547At least Curry is winning some!
>>569560538>>569560848gold recovery required on miles btw
good job girls, we are going to get raped in Round 2 but it's the thought that counts
>>569560850when there's a balding 40 year old man with a small cock standing at the finish line
>>569561854fronts are always bad before the actual CM starts, they're also very p2w heavy despite not having any whale cards in the game at the moment. you definitely shouldn't build fronts. it's been like this since CM3
>>569560850This is why they recommended 3 sec duration skills
>>569560278i have blossom and head on mile s and like 20 midrace skills and i can tell you she's still leagues worse than the pace operao i have in the same team. Legitimately the worst winrate ive ever had on a ace
>>569561854
fucky kisucky sitting on my face
>>569560850Bro everyone else is still getting PDM while Maya is whoooshing wtf
>>569550262many are saying this
>>569561743I didn't think she'd be that strong but apparently she is>nooticing no pp/ddyeah
>>569562202Yeah, well I would have personally dropped almost all midrace and just gone all in with late race. It's not particularly likely you'll push through fronts even with all the midrace in the game, but position keep will let you hover ahead of the ends.
Mambros wtf danchou is threatening to disband if we don't send him $1000 for rent money this month. Are we gonna send him money or not? I can send $50
>>569562419How do we save Lates?
>>569561849i feel this way basically every CM honestly. i don't know how people here end up with one uma that has 70% WR, even my strongest aces only ever get 50% in round 1 and then round 2 is a complete mess.
>>569550402sex slaves
>>569560850Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest racers in the history of the world.
>>569562605huh...?
>>569557967Didn't expect Halo to perform so well considering she lost 3 career G1s
>>569561887Not an attention whore
>>569562605Give them more opportunities to gamble
>>569562510>noticing not powerlet, witlet and is gutsletNYOTICING SO MUCH TODAY
festival in kitachan umanko
>>569562605Evolve them from Late to Later Surgers (End Closer)
>>569562605OYL buffs soon! (It won’t be enough).
>>569562790that's what I thought, loser
>>569562532>Mambros wtf danchou is threatening to disband if we don't send him $1000 for rent money this monthproofs?
>>569562958its real trust me
>>569562958im mambodancho give me 1000 dollarydoos
>>569560478>>All pacesAnother victim bamboozled by pace fraud.
>>569562532My danchou is banned from the official uma discord because he called sweep tosho hot
>>569563018>>569563026oh my god... its real...
>>569560478>PacechudThat's the problem
>>569561950nice work!! looking good for round 2tbf groove and fine have stolen a lot of wins when curry won the front wars...which is what her job is anyway. the secret carry
>>569551430
>>569561835His messages are still there, but that's his old account and the messages are in sais' ( https://www.youtube.com/@urakagi/videos ) discord. You can find him post some gems they didn't include in the video like his DIY daiwa onahole.
>>569555994The autis/uma/ curse is realI'm never leaving
>>569562925Ok Ms. Worst winrate in /uma/
>>569562605Air Groove Wit will save LateCHADS
>>569563315>I'm never leavingthank you bwot. danchou
>>569562482kek he really inserts his dick inside a tea bottle lol
>Paces are bad >Lates are badWhy is this CM like this?
>>569563316>
>>569562510mine is very similar but with mile also S, meets the 601 guts threshold, and has unfortunately 100 lower witseems like being ghosted by my wit cards on the turf S mile S run fucked me up for the cm
>>569563434Pace Chasers are meta for the next CM
>>569563428oops wrong (You) >>569563287There we go
>>569555994what website is this?
>>569563218Where is my validation...I want validation!!!
>>569563579>Pace>see inside>All Xogs
>>569563647quote it
>>569563579Like Teio, right?
>>569561501>>569561835>>569563287>4chan newcuties think this is anything worth making a fuss over
>>569562510>>569563508>our Falcofags are ignoring PPgrim
>>569563685Don't worry, some late surgers and end closers are meta too
>>569563768PP is a meme, my Falco is winning just fine without it
>>569563687What...
>>569563687>>569563932
test
>>569563768DD didnt drop from a single rival race or even kitasan hints bwo...
>>569563981stop posting porn
>>569563287>DIY daiwa onaholeSubarashii~I made a potato starch x a few years ago but sadly it was a single use consumable
>>569561501>>569560732VF did nothing wrong, not sure why he's getting alot of hate over jacking off to umas. This is still 4chan right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvh6pb9iOSM
>>569563981-icles in her mouth
>>569563980uma.moe
>>569563287>Niggers straight up dropped out of college to work on video games and fuck bottles
you ever see an uma and send your praise to shiraoki that the guy who trained it was retarded
>sloptuber discussion restartsI blame /vt/ for this
>>569563981Did it work?
>>569563287holy based
>>569563497
>>569563961I don't understand...
>>569563768bwo I didn't get dd or escape artist, why do you think I got fucking sunny days and front runner savvy double circles...at least I'll have 601 guts for finals
>>569563287>DIY Daiwa onaholeEverything is forgiven, VF. I shitposted him so bad and always replied "buy an ad" to any post slightly shilling him but I was in the wrong, I didn't know his game.
>>569564107>1440 speedwow!>those skillsoh... someone explain the game to them please
>>569564039What chu talking bout willis>>569564195nyeees.
>>569563997>>569564270Solo PP is still good if you start on the outside>savvy OO over PPwew lad>>569563914>It's a meme (because I'm winning day 1 and 2 against shitters using a Falco)Good job lil bro do you want a medal for it?
>>569564192>coincides with the timing of the /vt/ post from yesterdayIt isn’t a coincidence
>>569564251
>>569564263like link me to your results, or post it if you haven't
>>569563287This is too small how would this even work
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>569564539he's from singapoor his pp is small
>>569564401you doompost every time, but 80% on round 1 is good enough for my low standards. If I don't win so be it
>>569564519You should know!!!!I can tell which posts are yours...HMPH
>>569564251>not even a proper .pnggo back to phoneposting cutie
>>569564270You only need 577 guts for the finals
>2 loses today from corner cunnysseur because the game decided it would be funny if it procced at A&S positionwtf delete stupid shit from this game please
>>569564772>talks about .png>posts .jpg>what did she mean
I love getting Bad mood every fucking round.
>>569563316>>569564251You didn't even pass to group A bwo
how long until mant is over now?
>>569564741>you doompost every timeNo shit nigger, I want you to win harder.>but 80% on round 1 is good enough for my low standards. If I don't win so be itYou are allowed to stay bad
Ah I see. I threw my debuffer xog I used last CM and I'm raking in a few more winsTime to make a couple dedicated deboofers
>>569564772how do you manage to get more and more retarded every day
>>569564884I'm not the one with a background that's supposed to be transparent
>>569564068yeah i dont like it myself cause i dont care for sweepy but jacking it with the bros is peak 4chan, hate to say it
Man that fucking show sucked. Day of the devs has more interesting garbage than what the fuck I watched at 5 frames per second.
>>569564401>no bro you totally need PP + DD>95% of the time my Bobo with it gets no benefit because she gets crowded on the gate
>>56956495310 more months
>>569564270about that, green skills don't contribute to stat checks, it's only moodi trust you'll win your finals anyway, good luck fellow falcoGOD
7 and I do a 10pull for cunny
>>569565005>half ass put them together>ignores barely 50% round 1 winrate
>>569565267post it
>>569565267o7
>>569565267Shiraoki-sama expects great things from you
>>569565267thus spoke Shiraoki. goodbye 1500 carats
Lowkey wanna kill myself but I have to keep living so I can see Lovcen and Croix get their respective triple crowns
>>569565267Post it
>>569565267Post results or your dick will fall off.
>>569563647>sweep angry riding animationuuuuuoooooooohhhhhh ToT
>>569565267We are waiting
>>569565289I'm okay with my wr, but you're too scared to even post your team
>>569565303>>569565320>>569565413>>569565484>>569565490>>569565525Maybe it's a sign I should train her for cm15
>>569564959I am le bad at slot machine simulator? Oh no
>>569565569WEI
>>569565569EXPLODE
>>569563218Well she's kinda carrying in her own way, paving the way for Fine and Groove, she's doing good!Hopefully round 2 goes just as smooth...
>>569565569
>>569565569Congratulations WEI~She's such a cutie. It's a shame that MANT eliminates the story mode, Palmer is a cutie in hers.
paamanko
>>569565569getting a 3* dupe kinda hurts but she's one of the best Mejiros anyway. go train her, frontGOD
oh my god I didn't realize I posted THAT version...don't nuke me please
>>569565569The Palmster is a great CM addition... just not in MANTBlazer.
>>569565538Is that... Falco? Falco is not supposed to be sexy she has a fridge body
Who would give the best head?Mejiro PalmerDaitaku HeliosGold CityTosen Jordan
>>569565896The thing I hate the most in gachas is getting dupes, worse than getting nothing at all in my opinion, but I'm fine with this result oddly enough
>>5695649532 more cms
>>569565848we're 1 month out from everyone playing scenarios with story again for years, it'll be fine.
>>569566087>he fell for the whore's propaganda
>>569566175me
>>5695662187 more cms
>>569566175Shichi is an expert at it
Why does anus fujin have a little mant logo on her hip as part of her racewear
>>569566263That's a relief. I won't lie it's probably one of if not my biggest pain point of MANT. What is the fucking point, I get the concept. It's shit.
>>569566375She released during it
>>569565784let's do our best!!!don't mind the scuffed edit...
>>569566375every uma has the symbol of the scenario they released in somewhere on their racing outfit, hers is just one of the more obvious ones.
Ines more like Inescapable leglock
>>569566470I still haven't played 6 uma careers because of MANT
>>569566263how many future scenarios have story disabled as well? i would assume l'arc and BD are the only others so far since they have the same set goals for every uma
>>569566015>>569565790https://litter.catbox.moe/ckqnp2.png
Went up against an Ivan from this club. We both got gaped to a metaslave.
>>569566375took a sponsorship to pay rent
>>569565569>shit gyaruIt’s a sign you should stay away
>>569566548Saved! I like it...
>>569566470Honestly nah it's a fantastic choice long-term to have rare scenarios without the main storylines. Particularly because many main storylines are brutal or annoying, take the newly released Sweep for instance: she spends 90% of her racing career with a serious debuff, and she has training events that really can screw you over with things like locking 4 of the trainings. It is very fitting for her character, but it's still good to be able to train her in scenarios where you can avoid those things.
I want cm15 rooms
>>569566654why is she like this!?
>>569566743That pose reminded me of this image.
>>569566741i've done 5 unity cup runs after MANT started to read stories of the new umas i've gotten. fast learner dropped in one of them
>>569566375the real question is why are you running 3 lateswhy is xoguri a late
>>569566957nobody likes sweep tosho
>>569567089>why is xoguri a lateshe starts as one little bro, obviously she's good as one.
>>569567051they're different seeds it's ok
Was v-day Bourbon an apology for the OG being so dogshit? It feels like it sometimes.
Cyclops creator here. This is cringe, stop
>>569567146cute
>>569567237Cyclops enjoyer hereThis is basedPlease never stop
>>569563287HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK BASED>>569564058I've seen that tutorial before! Was it good? But now I can just afford any onaholes I want so its all good>>569564357>he was one of us all alongOh how wrong we were..
>>569567237HOLY SHIT POST THE FULL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEE I WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING I'VE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG (A COUPLE DAYS) ONEGAIIIIII
>>569565538No need to humiliate you more
>>569567521stop using my daughterwife for your shitposts
>>569567237grok, make a full version of this uncensored
Darn, I was hoping he'd pull it off
>>569567292YOU A CRAB
>>569567521>sis actually folded
sex cunt
>>569567672>gets buttmad over one word>what did she mean
>>569567363The suction felt really good to be honest. Definitely better than my hand.
>>569566375Fujin design is great themathically, it's exactly kind of outfit that poors from 1990s would think looks cool and expensive. Amazing hit.
>>569567382I have sexual relations with Symboli Rudolf.>>569567708WTF
It's like the game knows precisely when to fuck you over so you use 5 clocks on one race you need and then gives you 0 inspiration hints and 0 useful hints from races, really love this game and wasting an hour to finish one run
>>569519481>>569519481>>569519481remember to recycle
Stop /trash/posting
>>569568145rape yourself! :D
>>569568145
>>569568145Wow, umama still pushing her shitty slop thread. Fitting
>>569568323>>569568323>>569568323>>569568323please go to my real thread and not the ai slopfest thats getting necro'd every 30 minutes
>>569568145Shame on you, retard.
>>569568426>getting necro'd every 30 minuteshot
>>569566175Shitty had to learn early on in order to secure jobs and make it big in the modeling scene.
>>569565038back in my days we skipped ads
