Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9380 - S(co)urge Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie>'Sonic Live in Concert' Announced For US, UK, Starting September 2026https://www.sonicstadium.org/articles/sonic/sonic-live-in-concert-announced-for-us-uk-starting-september-2026-r3441/>Sonic Live in Concerthttps://sonicliveinconcert.com/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 17 June 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog #3 - 01 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 08 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #1 - 15 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #88 - 05 August 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog #4 - 05 August 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #2 - 02 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #89 - 09 September 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4r>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>569565734
Raping Shadow
Your enemies are the only things that matter
This week is the week when we all get reincarnated as mobians on mobius!
>>569585218You can't mention her or you'll go backGo back to Funkin
Scourge is the best Sonic clonePenders won!
bringing this over from the last thread >>569584707
Sonic getting the help he needsAND MORE
Kissing Tails...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9gKiheJ4YI
ITT: WE LAUGH AT DBZPICSHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAYOU FRANCHISE GOT KEKED BY AN OTAKU ANIME IN A RACING GAMELOOOOOOL
Blaze should be the easy mode for girls because she plays like Sonic but slower and can hover.
>>569585376MORE TRACKS
>>569585330Sonichu my heart is with you!Reincarnate us to a better life I beg you!
>>569585158So we're all in agreement that Amy was never good
Sonic is Sonic
>>569585445No one born after 2001 gives a shit about evenjello.
Go back to Funkin'
>>569585550Idk how I feel about these games. They have all the things I like about Sonic in them but they also introduce problems which slowly degenerated my enjoyment.
>>569585608Go back
IDW dictates the franchise now and you're all coping if you deny it. Every "new" game character is just an IDW import. Surge, Kit, Belle, Tangle, Whisper, all comic OCs getting forced into Crossworlds, Rumble, and TailsTube. Sonic Team hasn't created an original character in years. IDW's writers room is the de facto canon committee. The "it's just a comic bro" psyop is dead. Name one recent game character that didn't come from IDW. Protip: you can't.
>>569585527She is good to me
Go back to Funkin'? nah, I'd rather go back to Fuckin.FUCKIN SURGE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW BITCHES
Tails!
>>569585527What did she actually do to you?
>>569585838Sage?
>>569585445>GOOFY the clown laughing at anyone
If you may indulge my autism but IDW could feasibly work as a base builder type game. You already have the whole restoration thing going on, and it could give the otherwise pointless characters something to do.
>>569585527Objectively trueDeserves to be forgotten with all the other characters from that flopped comic that spawned her
Douge
>>569585838Sonic Team strikes me as being apathetic and happy to allow gaijin to do whatever they want while they maintain the core brand.
Look what you did, /sthg/He LEFT
>>569585608I hope they include some some outside of the pass but thats a big hope. Also they aren't adding the shit that you want. Stop forcing this meme.
>>569585527You retards are turning good into meaningless buzzword like redundant.
>>569586143You don't need to leave Blossomfriend, I don't mind you here
>>569585946Sage doesn't disprove shit. She's ONE character from Frontiers in 2022 and she's already been absorbed into IDW continuity anyway, hanging out with Belle in the comics like she was always part of that crew. The pipeline goes both ways now. Sonic Team makes a character, IDW immediately claims them, then Tangle, Whisper, Surge, Kit get shoved back into the games. Sage is the exception that proves the rule. One character in five years vs an entire IDW roster getting forced into Rumble and Blitz.
>he fledKWAB
>sage shows up>the entire arc is about belle's feelings >sage's return is a mere footnote>the writers literally forgot final horizon is canon because sage wasn't the main focus
>>569585527Just go ahead and post the chart so we can laugh at you and get this over with.
>>569586237NTA but you seriously enjoy that fucking guy
>>569586061Amy did not come from the comics. This is disinformation.
>>569586196boohoo
>>569586143>have fun with TMNTI will. Oh wait you mean the Crossworlds slop. I'm not touching that game
>>569586143Spoken exactly like Sparx____________________ Go back to Funkin >>569586295He only says that to get your guard down._______________________________________________
>>569585376He was supposed to be in Transformed so Sega is still on the hook.
>>569586252Yeah it does feel like IDW is the main artery of the canon. If only because it's constantly ongoing.I really wish Sonic Team would just do Sonic Channel stories.
What does this say about me?
>>569586329I kinda liked him when he wasn't constantly involving himself in this stupid drama he created by making an insecure shitpost on Twitter. Now he just seems very insecure and defensive. I think he should get over it
you idiots have really got to stop indulging Sparx on what they wantagain, they've fucking stated multiple times they only come here to rile us up, and what happens every time they do show up, anons?
>>569586061This. So much this
>>569586252Sonic Team hasn't created shit since the 2000s so they mine the comics for "new" faces and call it synergy. The IDWbros won, everyone else is just coping and seething.
>>569586574Bring Funkin hereJust kidding please don't
>>569586574I don't know or care about your namefags. I just want to play SONIC RAAAAACIIIIIIIIIIING
>>569585851Based and same.
>>569586143>>740364790kinda weird that the guy that was only from /co/ telling us to stop in /sthg/, happens to be in a sonic thread on /v/, funny how that works
We want Tania.
>>569586543I'm just hoping the dude learns to ignore the guys who constantly repeat that Funkin' thing, he seems like a nice enough guy with a weird obsession, can't say most of us are any different >>569586725this is the actual best mindset to have here
>>569585909Amy is not real. Just go masturbate and you'll feel better!
>>569585838This is true and it makes me so so angry.We will not get cool game characters like Marine, Mephiles, Infinite, and Vanilla we are gonna get more IDW characters.
>>569586531It says that you’re racist.
>>569586784I agree
>>569586812Why
>>569586760because they're likely a Sonic fan too, anon.I'd ALSO be annoyed if people from a different board tried to invade one I like, kinda makes a bit of sense, doesn't it
>>569585602Zoomzoom
IM TAILSING ITIM TAILSING ITIM GONNA TAILS ALL OVER THE STHG MANSIONAHHHHHHHHH
The moment they put Tangle and Whisper in Crossworlds and gave them a dedicated TailsTube episode, the "irrelevant spin-off" excuse officially died.
Rate the Sonic quinquennial5 year anniversary games:>Sonic 3D Blast/X-treme(cancelled)/Sonic Jam>Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)/Sonic Riders/Sonic Genesis(GBA)/Sonic Rush(came out previous year)>Mario & Sonic at the Rio Games/Sonic Boom Fire&Ice>Sonic Mania/Sonic Forces(both technically came out late in the following year)>Sonic Crossworlds10 year anniversary games:>SA2>Sonic Generations/ Mario & Sonic at the London Olympic Games/ Sonic CD (2011)>Sonic Frontiers/Sonic Origins/Sonic Colors Ultimate
>>569586574Go back to Funkin
/sthg/ more retarded than usual right now
>>569586807We are getting Marine and Gemerl in Rumble. We just got fucking Johnny in Speed Simulator despite being told that he was dead.
>>569586798>cooming to AmyNo? Amy is for headpats and beating up bad bots in fashionable boots.
>>569587062After the IDW characters which means we are probably SOL for Crossworlds.
>>569585608We got a twitterfag meltdown here.
>>569587050I can't anon I blocked them on twitter
>>569587058
>>569577243 #You start to realize it isn't about quality, it's about the fact the people working on IDW have close ties to Sega and are shoving their shit in no matter how unpopular it is or how bad it sells. Very selfish behavior.
>>569586531You're an Archie appreciator.
What do you guys think Silver eats in the post apocalypse? I had a headcanon he's good at scavenging edible stuff no matter how much of a stretch it could be.
>>569587062>We just got fucking Johnny in Speed Simulator despite being told that he was dead.Wasn't Whisker the one who was dead, but his headless body's still moving on autopilot? Johnny exited stage-left after the duo boss fight if I remember right.
Funkin, your friend literally visits /b/ to post underage porn and scat.Are you going to cancel him or what?
can they add Squidward as a playable character in Crossworlds
>>569587062Imagine using a Roblox game and mobile roster filler to try and disprove the IDW takeover. Speed Simulator will add any they can find for engagement. It has zero to do with Sonic Team's actual direction. And Gemerl? He'd still be rotting in the Advance 3 graveyard if IDW didn't resurrect him to be Cream's bodyguard and give him an actual personality. You're pointing at decades-old legacy scraps being recycled for gacha padding while Flynn's actual OCs get entire lore videos and mainline narrative integration and get put in the much more important CONSOLE games. Massive cope.
>>569587060>than usualNah, this is pretty typical.
>>569587189I had a headcanon that he's a corpse eater and also eats what he kills
>>569585602>No one born after 2001 gives a shit about evenjello.Of course they do.No matter the era Japanese boys love the trains after all.
>Amy is too hard for girlsIf only the hedgehog character could curl into a ball like a goddamn hedgehog
>>569586752Sonic doesn't want to marry this? What's wrong with him?
>>569587062Those are all legacy game characters from 2005-2007 getting dusted off, not NEW creations. That's literally my point. Sonic Team is so creatively bankrupt they're raiding the Rush/Advance vault for roster filler while IDW keeps churning out actual new characters that get fast-tracked into canon.
>>569587275Blaze was stated to commit total robot pirate genocide off-screen to justify why she has free time to spend outside the Sol Dimension.
>>569587171The fennec stocks... no...
>>569587303anon multiple people go into those Powerpuff /b/ threads from what I've heard, you're likely mixing them up with scatku, you never want to encounter scatku
>>569587348Okay grandpa. Time to take a nap.
>>569587305Squilliam is better
>>569587060I was looking for this image but couldn’t find it in the archives.
fleetway is 90s american sonic media because it draws lore from SoA's 1991 sonic bible. and yes sega refuses to acknowledge that, too.
>>569585527>>569586061Amy is what this shitpile franchise deserves
EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE IN CHARACTER TO THE JAPANESE GAMES INCLUDING THE COMICSINCLUDING THE CARTOONSAND THE CANCELED COMICSAND EVEN IF IT ISN'T CANON IT NEEDS TO BE IN-CHARACTEREVEN YOUR THOUGHTS NEED TO BE IN-CHARACTER
Stop making fun of my stepson
Eggman gets to surround himself with so many sexy mobian women mghm
>>569587303Lgbt supporters isn't going to cancel a benifitter
I thought this was the Sonic franchise, not the IDW franchise.
>>569587723it's SoA franchise with SoJ games sometimes
>>569587673..person encounters fetish shit as a horny teen, it gets them hard, they develop a thing for it, it isn't that complex anon
>>569587506You're literally the same guy and it was well timed too. You're not fooling anybody.>>569587673>>569587798>RTH
>>569587308>>569587485Marine and Gemerl were getting love before CrossWorlds.
>>569585527Nah
Sonic is fastTails can flyKnuckles is strong as fuckAnd together, we can, overcome all the odds, it's never as hard as it seems!
>>569587925Hey Cory, Amy Rose here
>>569587723IDW controls the franchise now.
Does anyone have a full list of wolves in Sonic.
>>569587374I know who this poster is. I've seen you on twitter.
>>569588013Knuckles is fuck
>>569587649Including the Japanese games
>>569588146Are you trying to become a lolcow?
God imagine sucking on Vanilla's tiddied while Cummings in her.
There is nothing wrong with liking scat or Silver and I'm tired of the constant hate for both.
>>569587925>>569588020I like Corey because he is pretty much what the majority of Sonicfags are like.>Gets basics wrong constantly.>Fixated on his own ideal Sonic and not the actual series.>The majority of his jokes are surface level.>Doesn't give a fuck about anything that isn't the games or movies.
>>569588243maybe? I genuinely don't even know at this point, I've grown way too accustomed to fucking with you peoplehonestly I don't even know what to even with you fucks anymore, I've ran out of shit to use to fuck with you peoplehonestly maybe I should just leave
You can't get proper mainline Sonic games now because they have to align with IDW's continuity.
>>569588013But what about Blaze? :(
>>569588146Stop trying to defend yourself from every accusation they make. Just ignore them and talk about Sonic. Or Blossom even, even that would be better. If you keep acknowledging them you just reinforce them and it will get more attention next time they post about it, it will make them seem more legitimate
>>569588345Phoneposting is hard.
To whom would Alicia rebound after Max's death?
>>569588434Remains to be seen. I don't think Sonic Team will really give a shit. We got movie DLC in Shadow Generations though.
>>569588423annddd I fucked up my shit and noticed a typo, god I am a massive fucking failuresomething something go back to Funkin', there, did your jobs for you>>569588480I try for most of them but shit like that at least warrants some sort of response in my eyes
>>569588423Go back to _/co/
>>569588146>wall of cope+avatarfaggingYou're a scatmongrel and poor troll to boot. You also frequent /dbg/ as well considering it's a /dbs/ colony, further making it obvious.It's time for you to stick to either twitter or /co/, because you're not welcomed here or any other affiliated generals you attempted to invade in.>>569588423Please do it, at least the regular trolls of this general are at least humorous in some extent.
>>569588447Blaze gets hotMarine does machines
>>569588608It doesn't, you just reinforce them
>>569588661I don't even fucking go to /dbg/ :(please stop assuming shit about me
Uncle Klunk won.
I miss the old days where companies would just try to make the best product and then sell me that product. Now Sonic is an advertisement for itself. Mario never sold out like this.
>>569588720What do you think about Julie and Linda?
Sonic characters for this feel?
>>569588671Shadow is cool but rude.Cream is the joy and the laughter.
>>569588243he's trying to be /sthg/'s Panpedo (it's not working, lol)
>>569588809All Sonic does is advertise other IPs and the shitty IDW comics with its shitty OCs now.
>>569588940Rouge and Knuckles
Did somebody invade a /co/ thread again?
>>569588534Why does she looks so much younger compared to him. Is this one of those marriages...
>>569588940Whoops, wrong pic.
>>569587348anon correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't this from that one mecha train anime that has miku in it?
okay yeah this is a thread I'm just gonna skip
>>569589176
>>569589176why do you ask if you know there's only a handful of answers to this, all of them involving tails
Why did Tails settle with Mina.
>>569588872They are good in their own ways, Julie is pretty fun and a overall a pretty good parther for Knuckles, tho they are not too memoriable together and the decision to make their bond caused by soul touch is still kinda dumb and lazy.Lien-da is pretty great overall, ambitious girlfailure with a lot of potencial, always enjoyed following her story, her becoming an Enerjak would be awesome
>>569589296>settle>celebrity super star
>>569588940
>>569589296ask archie writters, i have no clue how they decided stuff
Archie fans spiritually won.IDW dictates the franchise and it is diet Archie.
>>569588480...I like Crossworlds and beat Sonic CD as Knuckles lately, does that count?I do enjoy the franchise, I just mainly came here to y'know, ragebait, again I genuinely have no clue what to do here anymore, I've ran out of material and I don't wanna reuse shit, and I doubt I reallt wanna speak in here with most of you considering how lack of a better term....trigger happy, you people can be, I could say one wrong thing and be fucking jumped
>>569588434Literally no evidence of this
>>569585445Why are huan peace fags so insecure over DB lol
>>569589382The best thing Origins did was reinstate this boss into S3&K and give him his theme back in an official release. It took almost three decades to fix that mistake.
>>569589506>...I like Crossworlds and beat Sonic CD as Knuckles lately, does that count?Yeah that's cool>again I genuinely have no clue what to do hereI come here to talk about Sonic with cool people
>>569589326Julie is what Lanolin should be like IMO. Tough, stubborn, and cool.
I love Amy Rose
>>569589506fuck it let me test the waters uhhh, aside from the auto scroller I genuinely thought Classic Sonic had the most fun levels in Forces, even with the wonky physics, I honestly just kinda like when they add Classic Sonic to stuff in general, he's neat, hopefully he's the free character Crossworlds gets this month
>>569589693Me, too.
>>569589296Penders forced it
>>569589506Who's your favourite character?
>>569589326Sometimes I wish they just combined Julie and Lien to make her a pyscho anti hero gf or something
>>569589425Actually, the DC crossover is diet Archie
>>569589908I really like Sticks, if we have to go mainline, I am a fucking Zavok truther, and IF we can count the movies, Wade Whipple and I'm not even fucking joking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-0eITen_zYNight
>>569589813
I know you read that one comic where Shadow ties Knuckles up and makes Lien Da grind on him while he fucks her from behind and she starts forcibly kissing Knuckles to shame him
>>569589939>Girl ThrashKnuckles can't catch a break...>>569589981I like Zavok but Zazz grew on me.
>>569589693We know, Sonic
>>569589425Archie fans hate IDW, though.
>>569589841I wonder what fantastic quests they’re going on.
>>569589981but yeah funnily enough when I play Crossworlds I barely ever play as the actual Sonic characters, the mains I got as of now are fuckin, SpongeBob and Patrick, Arle, Pac-Man, Miku, and Red
>>569589939I decided to fuse Julie and Shade and turn Lien-da into her full on sister
>>569589981you actually enjoyed the Knuckles show?
>>569590240That's because CrossWorlds isn't a Sonic game
>>569589118Max was wed by 18, so they must be the same age, Alicia likely looks younger due to cryo chamber preserving her
>>569585376>more tracks; aquatic ruin, reactive factory, CD special stage, botanic base, press garden, hidden palace (cw s2 port), egg carrier, red mountain, egg utopia, chaos angel, digital dimension>alts for existing mainseries characters>more tracks>chaos, tikal, gemerl with emerl alt, cosmo, dark oak>transformers track + rep, bomberman as a character, fuck it throw shovel knight in here too
>>569590490yeah, I did, aside from that...ONE, scene, it was a really fucking enjoyable show that just relished in how stupidly goofy it was, that fucking stage play episode made me laugh harder than it had any right to, ...also Wanda or whatever her name was is a fucking bitch and I hated whenever she showed up>>569590505anon he's on the front cover I'm pretty sure it's a Sonic game
2022, 2023, and 2024 were so good in terms of new content getting revealed and released. What happened?
>>569589693She's great!
If you think the Restoration is a good idea for Sonic ,you hate Sonic.
>>569590276I could see her being an antagonist in the sequel for Chronicles. Shade's nemesis who strikes the party at the worst time.
>>569589981Based ZavokCHAD!
>>569590552Looked further and yes, they were wed by 18, also this page is hilarious
>>569590835ZETI WARRIORS WE MUST INITIATE A ZAVOK SWEEPWE WILL #GETTHEMFRIES
>>569588794>I don't even fucking go to /dbg/https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153408573/#153412298https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153938425/#153941121Also you quite made yourself a name on /co/, so much you had to get jannie'd outside of here.Truely the poorest of all poor trolls! Also you type like a faggot 14yo manchild.
>>569590628And yet the trailer they just made for it has nothing to do with Sonic. It's a Minecraft Megaman Spongebob Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pacman Avatar Vocaloid Persona Beyblade Alienware Samsung Asus Lenovo game
>>569585445based, evangelion >>> spic ball z
>>569590673She is cool, she is cute!!
>>569590897ZaGOD.....
>>569590741And then she runs off to Eggman
man, he really was a massive lolcow
>>569590628I WILL FIND THE FLAMES OF DISASTERRRRRRR
>>569590897We will scorch every inch of their pathetic world! ZetiGODS RISE UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8A1rn3rroc
>>569590896
>>569590061There was a lot of Amy art the other day since it was Rose Day. I just appreciate a good reason to post it.
>>569591167>>569590741>>569590276What should i call her?
Sonic has become really tasteless and I think selling out like it has will only cause it to become background noise and hurt it in the long run.
>>569591332A shame, I really don't want to use twitter but I do want more cute amy art...
>>569591507I agree
>>569588371and what about the scat?
>>569591502yea, she's cool~but I guess if I had to yap about Crossworlds more, they really shouldn't have sucked off Paramount as hard as they did and capped their involvement to JUST adding SpongeBob, the TMNT stuff kinda looks neat even if I don't care enough about Mutant Mayhem (or any other TMNT incarnation for that matter), but Avatar just seems lame, if I didn't outright buy the full season pass I would've just skipped buying it, hopefully they don't creep their way into Season Pass 2
>>569590628The musical and the Shabbat kitchen fight are the most memorable parts of the show for me, but honestly it was pretty solid even if it leaned way too hard into Wade and his daddy issues at the end.>>569590240I used to play a lot as Miku but I'm back to Amy now.
>>569591507that's caused by talent drain. no one good wants to work on this slop and sega doesn't want to pay for a decent writer.
>>569591119>admitting to lyingI accept your concession.>>569591502>>569591714>RTH
>>569591332what is the hashtag for the amy art?
>>569590639movie hype golden age. the shadow reveal in 2022 carried the entire franchise for 2 years
>>569591807again anon, I'm talking to others, it's kinda rude to butt in like that, don't you think?
Alicia, pure sex
>>569591854And then it all stopped as soon as movie 3 released? Are you telling me no one cares about the next movie?
>>569591863How about kill yourself?
bro really is samefagging now, the "I am only pretending to be retarded" doesn't work if you actually are retarded
>>569591923no one is hyped for metal shitnic
>>569591587I don't usually check the suggested algorithm posts but somehow I managed to get it to show me a fuckton of Amy so I just check the suggested feed every day or so and get tons of it.
Why the fuck there's so many archie characters that look similar to Sally? Literally the same color palette, for a while I thought Tails mom screenshots and fanart was just a slightly different Sally
>>569591836Some of it was under #ローズの日 and some was just under #amyrose but #ローズの日 was what the JP Sonic account used.https://x.com/SonicOfficialJP/status/2061583575795769843
>>569591639What really gets me is shit like the Tokyo DLC in Shadow Generations. There's no real demand to suspend my disbelief so I can't take anything seriously. It's one thing for mobileslop but it has no place in the mainline games. Like I just spoke to Maria and had this heartfelf goodbye but now you're sending me to the movieverse and it's all supposed to be canon but I *know* it's just to promote the movies? It cheapens everything.
>>569592125Woodland critters all look the same. That's my excuse at least, it makes the Sonic characters stand out.
>>569592125Besides some of them being related to her, not overly creative design decisions generally
>>569591954busting out the ol "kys!!!", are we anon? that's basically you admitting "this isn't going how I want", go ahead, say more stuff, I wanna see what you come up with, I'm sure it'll be worthwhile.>>569591979and how about you don't butt into arguments you weren't invited to, it'd make life a bit easier for ya.
>>569591782I disagree. I think it's just Sega's strategy. They're selling out. It's not lack of talent its lack of integrity.
>>569592252At least that's still a Sonic thing. There's a good chance the next main Sonic game is filled with random crossovers too
>>569592072I see, lucky you
You guys insult IDW for being "out of character" meanwhile the Archie comics do literally every single thing Sonic is specifically said to never do
>>569592370Eh, I still have to filter some shit out of it now and then.
>>569592252>now you're sending me to the movieverse and it's all supposed to be canonIs it?
>>569592421I mean that's why I am not interested on reading archie since is borderline a fanfic at that point with how far they take the sonic characters
>>569592336okay as I was gonna say, personally I'd replace TMNT and Avatar for Crossworlds with Rayman and Garfield, they'd be neat additions I think
>>569592421Whatever
>>569592501It feels like a shipping fanfic where the personalities are changed drastically and they're just different people that look like sonic characters
>>569592421I know, but I let it pass because Archie was entertaining. idw is not
>>569592479Idk. It still feels stupid.>>569592364I doubt it but I hope not.
What does the amy player even do in PICO sonic?
>>569592550I'd replace them with Marine and Johnny
>>569588720Brown ahhh Shade (her pussy and butthole is also brown)
>>569592745ehh, they're cool, I'd just rather have them be free additions to the roster, and keep the real crossovers an optional purchase
>>569592713Who cares? It's not a Sonic game>>569592842Yeah, make them free. The point is to remove the garbage that doesn't belong and replace it with Sonic content
Archie is cool because the race war is great worldbuilding. A human would be MISERABLE around them and discriminated against until a long time passes, that's cool. They might even kill you. I like that friction.
>>569593057>Humanimagine
>>569593057Mobians are right humans are inferior, i wish i could be a cute mobian girl
>>569593057Tolkshit is trash and doesn't belong
>Imagine being a H*man on MOBIUS>Imagine being a Mobian on E*rth
I hate CrossWorlds
i would like to see the archie characters reimagined to actually function in the world of the games, not in the games though because i know that's never happening. JP bunnie sounds interesting to me.
>>569591873Sallys Mom has got it goin' on
>>569593406He's a sub-human Overlander. Big Difference.
Have a goodnight
>>569593648THAT'S MY GOAT
>>569593559
archie reminds me of that pokemon manga that is supposed to be an adaptation of Pokemon Gold but decided Silver's name was Black and made the main final villain Tyranitar as if Tyranitar is supposed to be a specific demon overloard and not just... a pokemon. Nowadays Pokemon wouldn't dare publish something that off brand.
>>569593664She looks closer to him like this
>>569593597He already has Nickelodeon Kart Racers, he doesn't need to invade what's allegedly a Sonic game
>>569593832but I like him and his animations are fun D:
>>569593715Lost World was always holding him back. Zavok is goated.
found this on Twitter, as cool as some of these picks would be, half of these are not happening bro
>>569585838>>569586149Tell Sega you don’t want the IDW characters in the games. Put pressure on them
>>569593178Better than Shitnic
>>569592169Kill yourself>>569592336>RTH
Mania Team should have replaced Sonic Team
No seriously, what is the wests obsession with fantasy racism?
>>569593929Where's the furpit hair if you're going to give her all that dsl and hair detail?
>Do they still use condoms in the future?
>>569594174>The windhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncgv7ruZ6HU
Thoughts on Longclaw?
>>569594236The proof is in your pudding. >>569593664
>>569594174kill yourself
>>569593597ye Sponge Bob is cool
>>569594174SONIC?
>>569594027This is a garbage list.So garbage that you can get banned for posting it.
do comicsfags even play the games
>>569594340Probably one of the only takes on Sonic's mother that doesn't fully contradict his entire character despite being attached to one of the most OOC Sonics. She's fine.
>>569593823That's PokeSpe and it's better than whatever comic book shit and any recent Sonic manga that's out.It's also still kodomomuke manga opposed to these so called attempts to be "shonen" for Sonic, LOL
>>569594474i havent engaged with any new sonic media in the last three years
If it's not Sonic it needs to be removed from the game
>>569594340Kinda boring
>>569594027kill yourself
>>569594526No, I'm talking about Golden Boys. Pokespe is also offbrand and OOC by every metric but Nintendo would be crazy to reel it in when thats part of what allows it to work.
>>569594523Yeah this.
>>569594029I left twitter because all the IDW fans were downplaying pedophilia
>>569585838>Sonic Team hasn't created an original character in years.Sage in 2022, Trip in 2023. That's better than what we were getting in the 2010s
>>569594665It's not supposed to be direct adaption to the games just like the anime, you idiot.Next you will complain about Star Fox 64 being OoC because it's not exactly Star Fox 1
>>569594695For real? Who? I don’t doubt you, I just haven’t seen it outside of /sthg/.
>>569594812We got all the Boom characters but those do not count unlike IDW
>>569594864Anon, that post wasn't a complaint, it was a compliment. Out of Character isn't an insult in this situation.
Slut
>>569594864He literally said it's offbrand>>569594891I was talking about Sonic Team characters
>>569594449that pic has huge scat artist energy
>>569594236fiona you have a son
>>569594526>Anon can’t read the sentence that says Silver was named Black to get a clue it was a different adaptation
>>569594887This was what made me quit the site. IDW fans were more concerned about character slander than grooming so I rage quit.
I'm so disappointed bros
>>569594695Oh boy, let me guess, does it have any connections to that one tweet of someone poking about Vaush hypocrisy and loli-ajacent shortstack?
>>569594939I guess though we are getting more games as well.
>>569594864Yes if a character has a different characterization from the source material then they are out of character
>>569595089No?
>>569594891>We got all the Boom charactersYou mean Sticks, Senn's crash bandicoot joke part 2, and all generic wildbrain sitcom incendentals?
>>569595052of course Duofag pissed off a bunch of IDWfags lol
>>569595270Okay now list all the great IDW characters
>>569595195Then never mind
>>569595374Belle
>>569595052Does being an IDW fan correlate to stunted social development?
>>569595338yeah, like four people.get a life lol, who the fuck cares
>>569595052Context?
>>569595447Very very much.
>>569595175Not when it's independent.That's why Star Fox gets some much reboots all the time.Though if you wanna see OoC Star Fox per continuity, check out Star Fox Command and Assault
>>569595429Nice joke >>569595515Duofag AI genned a picture of Nite being hung.
>samefagging
>>569595374Me
>>569595605Belle is the best written character in all of fiction, you only hate her because you're a violent alpha male
>>569595627Mrs. Fiona, you’re trying to seduce me.
twatter keeps removing my updoots on sonic art. it's probably flagged as a bot due to my anti semetic activity
>>569595003Incest
YEAR 35GIVE IT UP FOR YEAR 35
>>569585376I don't even have the game but I need banjo to return from ASRalso where the fuck are the classic characters? a track from superstars but no trip or fang is strange. They should add tails doll and metal knux
>>569595938No :/
>>569595680Is that you Evan? Why can you not draw human women?
Yeah why can Evan Stanley not draw human women?
Slashy is mentally challenged (retarded)
>>569596208She only ever wants to draw sonic.
>>569593830do you have one for shadally fankid?
Evan Stanley can draw human women
>>569589201Yes. The second season also had loli Maetel from Galaxy Express 999.
I might have had my criticisms or Archie back in the day. that's normal for any media, really. but nowadays whenever I see it or anything 90s American Sonic. I feel very happy. everything it did even if retarded was superior to the doggo shitto we getting these days
>>569594027lmao this is so fucking autistic>breaking bad>michael jacksonI almost thought this was a joke but you know it's 100% earnest, it's quite sad
NOW THIS IS SONIC RACING
>>569596368Not yet.
>>569594340Would.
How many of (You) are drinking themselves into oblivion after today’s announcement?
>>569596493These crossovers have been ridiculous enough they could actually happen>>569596541No it isn't. It's Dogshit Offtopic Crossover Advertising Garbage Racing
>>569595052No, you quit twitter because you're a stupid fatfuck that everyone hates. Even other troons think you're a moron.
>>569597043I'm always drinking heavily.
>>569597043I am drinking coffee on a lovely Saturday morning
Which character is likely paying child support?
>>569597043i drink water and coffee so no not really
>>569597043I mean I was gonna have -A- beer, but that's unrelated.
>>569597043I stopped drinking years ago
If Sonic is good why does he eat all the animals he saves?
>>569597125No I quit for the reasons I stated
>>569597043I don't drink alcohol, but I am mad
>>569597043It's not numbing the pain
>>569597440Relatable
>>569597357Omnivore.
lanolin perving on young boys
Evan Stanley cannot draw human women
>>569597043I got to see about 5 games that I either anticipated or looked interesting. Couldn't be me.
>>569597510>"Puppy."
Human women can draw Evan Stanley
>>569597440FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
>>569597656Racist bitch
>>569597357because americans pulled some bullshit out of their ass and there's no one left at sega of japan who cares enough to call it out
>>569597863>bitchShe's not a dog...
>>569597889Skill issue.
>>569597863Made for loving rape
>>569598074She fucks like one
What does PICO Amy even do i need to know
>>569598363No, I bet she fucks like a tiger
>>569598363God I fucking love a thigh covered in sex juices id lick it all up
>>569598363>"Oh... this is awkward..."
Total canine death
holy kinoooooooooooooooooo
Lannie are you okay?
...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
How would you make it function in-game so it's distinct from SS?
>>569599480idk
>>569599480Like Devil May Cry devil trigger.
>>569597043I have thankfully not drank in two months but I used to everynight.
Who is the Dante of Sonic.
>>569599705Silver clearly.
>>569599480It only activates if something makes Sonic angry enough. Things like seeing Tails, Amy, and Knuckles nearly get murdered by a foe
>>569599705a son of a whore
>we need a character who is a hotheaded teenage boy who's heart is in the right place and is really cocky but not in a villain way, we shoudl change sonic to thatJet and Silver are right fucking there>no we need Jet to be a selfish idiot comic relief and Silver to be a baby cinnamon roll
If it isn't the 4th wheel
I actually hate CrossWorlds because nothing else is happening beside it.
>>569585527No, stop being gay.
Shitmy Cuckmy
>>569599827>a son of a whore
>>569599807I see it as a rush of dopamine, due to anger in sonic x case, that enable a temporary buff in all stats. devil trigger but for hogs
>>569600232HEY! THAT'S RUDE!
I'm going to summon a succubus and force her to transform into Sally so I can fuck her.That chipmussy ia worth eternal damnation.
>>569599480More combat oriented but higher ring usage. Ideally used for bosses rather than clearing stages.
>>569599758He's Nero.
>>569600292That would work well in the games, comics, and TV shows
>>569600338Who’s the father, Fi?
>>569600040Looks like someone wasn't paying attention ;)
>>569600783Not Tails.
Racing game series now.Which is how it should be since it's about going fast.
Hog trigger
Fiona never had a chance
>>569600969Glad you dumped that wimp. He didn’t deserve you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diO81muZrFo
>>569599918This is why IDW sucks monkey balls
anons, any of you re-read the murder of sonic VN post launch or did you decide to let it rot in your steam library?
>>569601586That’s cute, they’re rough housing.
This franchise exists to sell t-shirts and lunchboxes. Not games or comics or movies
>>569601972hence hellokitty for boys
>>569599918This is why Amy fucking Sucxxx
>>569601972>Not games or comics or moviesHe-man was made a cartoon just for that, you want a shitty cartoon to justify selling cuckboxes for boys.
>>569601119IT'S THE BEST IDEA SINCE UNDERWEAR
>>569602239KEK i miss oldschool Sonic Paradox. Those new Sonic Shorts are riddled with unfunny zoomer humor.
>>569602370as is the case with almost every (online thing) i fondly remember that survived to the current year
>>569602370How many times can you make jokes about how much the series and its characters suck dick before you give up and move on?
>>569602239I’ve always wondered why the fuck is he putting peanut butter on a controller?
>>569602370question, if milennial humor is irony poisoning at the expense of sincerity, what is zoomer humor?
>>569602659Zoomer memes have a lifespan of like three days so no one really knows what they think is funny.
>>569602659I think both millennials and zoomers have that problem.
>>569602659both are shit
>>569602659I don't know. I don't have the answer to this one.
>>569602571>how much the series and its characters suck dick before you give up and move on?How the fuck do you expect people to move on?Take amy for example she's been shitted on for decades before the pressure retconned her, don't you get this franchise works on what people like best because japan does not care to hold on any vision?
>>569602659Zoomer humor is irony poisoning at 10x the rate to the point where their memes are just nonsensical
What are the chances of the next mainline game having an explorable open zone like White Space from Shadow Generations but with NPCs?
>>569602659zoomer humor is basically the same except worse. Zoomers mock the idea of having enough investment in something to make a joke in the first place.
E
>>569602659Flamboyant ghetto talk.
>>569602901this franchise does whatever sega thinks will make them the most money and still fucks it up 90% of the time. Eventually, incompetence stops being a shock
I was asleep did anything happen today/yesterday
>>569603393No
>>569602978>>569603132I'm a gen z but i see what you mean, unlike millennials who discard seriousness, zoomer humor destroys every sort of structure for meme relevance. Therefore, their content is chaotic and fast paced.
>>569603304cringe ahh nae nae response bruh ongod
>>569602901They retconned her and now she just sucks ass in a different way, because this franchise is dogshit
This is what fans want from Sonic and his games unironically.https://youtu.be/EWxWTl4WcCM?si=LcauWXAq_Cy86Ufs
>>569603052What are the chances the next mainline game will have sonic violently assfucked by shadow?
>>569603839Retarded games attract retarded fans
>>569603534>the setup is he’s been trapped for 3 days! and the punchlines is MEME! LMAO XD MEME MEME
>>569603852Low, but never zero
Audi famam illius.Solus in hostes ruitet patriam servaviAudi famam illius.Cuncurrit quaeque'tetigit destruens.
>>569604089The joke is that pose looks retarded
>>569604086Let me guess: you love IDW and Archie?
>>569604229What's the difference? It's all faggot melodrama
>>569604185I fucking WISH Meemee was in the fucking game. I got fucking robbed
>>569604229That video literally starts with an Archie character having a dialogue with an OC
i fell asleephow was the new Sonic game?
>>569604368So what do you want out of Sonic?
>>569604201Hotdiggitydemon has been a disaster for internet culture.
>>569604423All the monkeys look the same you cumbrain
Every moment is good to attack archie because i'm an obsessed closeted homo btw.
>>569604512The fat bald pedophile with gauges and nose piercings was never funny? You must be kidding
>>569604497Finitevus is goated unlike the worthless Freedom Fighters.
>>569604583No they don't or they wouldn't be separate characters you clearly didn't play any of the games you niggerbrain
>>569601972I would buy Sonic novels
>>569603534can confirm/agree on this, considering i find stupid current shit like larptubers funny
>>569604509Marble physics and slapstick
>>569604601Oh I didn’t know he was a pedo.
>>569604503>how was the new Sonic game?w-we got some pico park...
>>569604734What is a larptuber
whatever. i'll go take another power nap
>>569604587As opposed to the loud and proud homos who loved that shit
>>569604705>he got a ring>he got a ring>he hit a spring>tails died again
>>569604601He jumped on the Pony bandwagon early. And when that autism wore off, people realized the dude had nothing going on for him."Hey look, I took 'recognizable character' and made them do something stupid and/or evil" is not good writing. His animation is alright but I'm giving him a low bar for that.
>>569604601Is he an actual pedophile or is it another fapping to cartoon characters "pedophile"?
>>569604742>the only slapstick game is fighterspeak mentioned
>>569604808they're basically parodies of youtubers from the early to mid 2010shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16K6_y7vZ6Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4GIRXlWmnIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQxoEjO_mbU
>>569604775oh
>>569605057Given the reactions to Stellar Blade 2, calling someone a "pedophile" doesn't have the weight it used to.
>>569605057I called him a pedophile because he looks like a fucking creep that touches children and breathes through his mouth, not because he actually touches children. Jerking off to cartoon characters is cool btw
>>569605057>>569605115Endless moralizing and neuroticism destroyed zoomers. Same kind of faggots who say "heh imagine being anti-woke and not being able to enjoy things"
>>569605115pedophiles basically means "person I don't like" today. It gets thrown around too much while actual pedophiles fly under the radar.
Sonic hacks real world while inside a virtual reality, interesting
>>569604978
This is the new model btw, thoughts?
>>569604978Depending on how much Sega cares, whoever is writing them could get away with some crazy things. I've read books based on kids franchises with body horror and outright killing.
Duofag has entered the thread
>>569605287This is why the average interaction with them online is utterly grueling
>>569605502Sonic and his cute green wife.
>>569605502Sonic and his green wife
>>569605057Pedophile is just a term for person a zoomers doesn't like. We used to call people faggot or asshole but now they just call them pedophile>>569605328Yep it true!
>>569604734I'm trying to frame every problem, that will be helpful for me if i want to write something good.However, i still can't understand the edgy paradox:>early zoomers/millennials grow up in the most edgy and transgressive zeitgeist, there is a clear distinction between irony and sincerity>they end up building a sanitized environment devoid of sinceritySomething happened, but it's not clear.For example, if you watch the mummy (1999) or the mummy returns, you would see that old media can balance ironic moment with serious stuff very well, the story is really engaging and enjoyable, and doesn't shy away from negative traits like our protagonist being womanizer, makes him more real. By constrast, nowdays the mix is unbalanced and often end up in a mess that is too "clean" and unnatural.I can't understand what caused the shift, maybe the MCU paired with social media insanity.
>>569605613>Pedophile is just a term for person a zoomers doesn't likeTrue. They are calling stellar bladefags pedophile because the girl just looks prettier than God of Woke girl. Leftist do be like that
>>569605550After Deltarune and The Amazing Digital Circus drama one wonders why anyone would court leftists as an audience or even be around leftists socially. They're just fucking miserable to be around.
>>569605742
>>569605765Deltarunefags are INSUFFERABLE and I can't even understand why, but they always are.
Susie joins the restoration
>>569605765For real, creators should filter them out as early as possible. Just do some shit like make an anti-abortion post on Twitter or post a picture of a MAGA hat with no commentary.
>>569605742This isn't coning from zoomers it's coming from aging leftist millenial women who are mad men aren't attracted to them anymore.Unmarried childless politically active leftist women are going to be a massive problem moving forward.
>>569605884>Deltarunefags are INSUFFERABLE and I can't even understand whyDeltarune is the new Homestuck, that's why
>>569605742>>569605796Yep
>>569605961They already have been for years, it's just picking up pretty fast. All these gay guys didn't show up overnight they just realized sucking dick was preferable to fucking some disgusting pig-faced overweight liberal woman
Too many chuds in this general about a trans anteopomorphic hedgehog
>>569605939All I'll do is admit I post here and point out which posts are mine lol.
>>569606223This. Transphobia will NOT be tolerated in sthg. My favorite character is Silver btw.
>>569605765>why anyone would court leftists as an audience or even be around leftists sociallyBecause the creator themselves are all progressive and terminally online even though they don't know anything about politics, being gay or trans doesn't force you to adopt specific political stances of any sort, but they feel like they should for being gay.
>>569606223What's a "chud"?
>>569606223Go to X or Reddit and post your real opinions uncensored and let the leftist mob tear you apart for not liking Lanolin or something then pussy
I hope the internet makes humanity go extinct
>>569606223IDWnic bro btw
>>569606307Yet another made up leftist term that they use to ostracize people and try to win arguments because they know if they actually debate their position earnestly they will lose.
someone from here of all places, this tiny niche community, is responsible for causing hundreds of vocal sonic chuds on twitter.
>>569606307C.H.U.D. is my heckin horror B movie from the 80s, and because i don't like MAGA now i labeled them as chuds.
>>569606529Really?
why can't you guys create world peace
>>569606307At this point "chud" just means "anti-woke".>what is woke?Petty communism. Like "Knuckles should be black to fight systemic racism" type shit.
I'm going to name leftists as "Things", like "the thing" monster from john carpenter's movie.
the paramount deal ruined sonic
>>569605742>Leftists call people pedophiles while at the same time supporting trolling out children.Leftists being hypocrites who pretend to have the moral high ground as always
>>569606526No cocksucker on the internet is worth debating
Maria gave Shadow his first kiss. You know it's true.
>>569606678>Petty communismPetty GAY communism. The enforced homosexuality is a cornerstone of it.
Oh well maybe there will be something at a nintendo direct or maybe in tokyo game show
>>569606667You want peace? Fight for it.
>>569606667The 1%
>>569606839We won't get shit
>>569606667Why can’t jakks pacific create toys for all the sonic characters i want, if they do that i’d have peace
>>569606724The shit games ruined sonic
Peace was never an option.
>>569606839*pets you *
>>569606839You got an indie collab tie-in and a confirmed season 2 for Crossworlds. Meanwhile, poor banjo had to eat Kazooie just to get by. Have you tried shitting a Breegull? It's not pleasant.
>>569606760Conservacunts fuck children without pretense
>>569606978we can't say that
I love SonicYou love SonicWe love Sonic
>>569606957A crumb of Marine content for me PLEASE
>>569607068usually older teens. leftists flat out castrate toddlers.
>>569607068every week there's some new leftist literal faggot getting outed for child porn or pedophilia. You guys are now in love with Hunter Biden who groomed his neice. Hasan fucks underage girls at brothels. Cope.
>>569607224Who?
>>569607068>My rapists are better than your rapistsStunning and brave Sonic commentary
>now TMNT in crossover>now godzilla>now evangelionTell me, the great plan from sega to make money is to sponsor every other franchise to bait the entire human population?
>>569607278Ah fuck off ya cunt
>>569607212"Love" is a strong word. I like him him in the way a boomer likes a rock band that they used to listen to when they were young, but if you tell him they still make music he will say he has no interest in it.
>>569607351Well, it's way more interesting that Mario Kart World.
How do you handle depression /sthg/?Your family doesn't love you as much as you think they do.
>>569607263uh sonic the hedgehog
>>569607351>my face when the only thing yesterday worth getting excited about was Platinum Games making a The Last Ronin video game.>no gameplay footage whatsoeverBros I'm about to completely check out of modern gaming.
>>569607387Then why are you here?
>>569607236What else did chatgpt say?
>>569607494You guys are funny.
>>569607565??this is my irl experience lol met someone castrating her own toddlers a few months ago.
stop watching harem anime
>>569605796Heh
>>569607471Sonic says: pedophilia is wrong, stop voting pedophiles into positions of power to cover their crimes
>>569607351Sonic and sega are creatively bankrupt.
>>569607648>shadow muzzle furtranny art
>>569607463Depression is for women and gays.
>>569607463>Your family doesn't love you as much as you think they do.Bitch, I hate my family more than they're prepared to know
>>569607716You are obsessed, get off the internet for a while
There's this book artist who makes lewd drawings of Shadow and Silver. How do tell her to stop because Shadilver is inherently Dad n Son coded?
>>569607623Your local shithole is not valuable data
>>569607724>posts character with crippling depression
>>569607840what makes you think they don't know that?
>>569607840Both Japan and the West agree incest is hot
>>569607892Shadow handles his depression like a real man. By isolating himself and occasional bouts of random violence.
>>569607565>my own side's beliefs about hormone blockers for children are a rightwing conspiracy>>569607861>fuck poor peopletypical leftist
>>569608008And crying
>>569607840Convince her to switch to Lancelot and Galahad, they're different characters so they're not dad n son coded.
I WILL surpass you and I'll do it in my own way!
>>569608042Shadow only cries at acceptable times and only an acceptable manly amountno more than one tear per eye
>>569608121jet black hedgehog has many tears
>>569608205he was a baby in that manga
>>569607463My family loves me and i have a pretty comfy life, my depression comes mostly from having accepted that i’ll never have a gf because i cannot connect with normalfags and women after a series of traumatic events, i deal with it by watching anime and playing videogames where women are way nicer than real lifeIt’s not good but it could be worse, at least i don’t hate women, i just don’t think i can ever get past a good friendship i can’t develop stronger feelings at all or enough trust for a relationship
>>569608226he still is a baby. it was right before maria was shot so sa2 is like just a few days later in his perspective since he was in stasis.
>>569607490Reminder that it isn't the first time Platinum made a TMNT game.I love VF2 for Genesis
How long has passed since SA2 happened? A year? Two years? What do you guys think
>>569608065I want to live in the medieval era and be courted by a 1 meter tall hedgehog knight in a garden full of roses
>>569608246>My family loves me and i have a pretty comfy life, my depression comes mostly from having accepted that i’ll never have a gf because i cannot connect with normalfags and women after a series of traumatic events, i deal with it by watching anime and playing videogames where women are way nicer than real lifeyou and a million other guysget out there and get some experienceor falter, whatever
>>569608246The secret is not caring about women. Just look at the male hedgehogs.
>>569608065That's literally father and son yo Uweirdo
>>569608542he knows that, he just wanted even more incest
>>569608542But it's not coded anymore? You wanted them to stop shipping incest coded things. You can just ship literal incest then it's not coded.
>>569608542Uh actually in the fanfic I read he was adopted
Fathers should not be giving their sons prostate orgasms. That is HORRIBLE parenting.
Reminder that Galahad in the legends was a literal actual rape baby. A woman raped Lancelot.
>>569608780Thanks kind of hot
>>569608759It's ok because the son is the one giving the dad a prostate orgasm this time
>>569608780And Lancelot was courting Arthur's wife Guinevere
>>569608436pp chaos
Can we get HxH in Crossworlds?
>>569609074>Can we get fagslopHuh!?
>>569609041Hmmm weren't these people supposed to be HOLY knights?
>>569608780>She is a princess of Corbenic and the mother of Galahad by Lancelot, the latter of which she achieved through deception. Due to magical spells, she seduces Lancelot through deception, resulting in the conception of Galahad. making him think that she is Queen Guinevere, Lancelot's true beloved. Black Knight Mephiles raping Lancelot.
>>569608436Nah i got a lot of experience i went on a lot of dates, but it got really tiring and every time i actually tried extra hard it ended in horrible ways, then i found out i have autism, like it’s actually exhausting for me to have conversations with women, then i realized the dates that went well just liked the way i was masking, the moment im myself for a few seconds bad things start to happen
>>569608436someone post that drawing of tails in forces cowering in front of chaos and shitting on him till he turns brown.
>>569609231
>>569609196And Evangelion is any better?
>>569585480cream would attract more young girls due to her cutesy design and flight + chao is easier than blaze's.
>>569609206elaine the lancelot rapist looked like this btw
Sonic the dad who stepped up
People love talking about themselves more than they do Sonic the Hedgehog in this general
>>569609335At least Evangelion was something I was into when I was an edgy teenager, HxH is just faggot shit
>>569609210Sounds like you were too awkward because you're too anxious and care too much how women think. "Just be yourself" is directionally true.
>>569609503What's there to talk about with Sonic that hasn't been talked about to death
>>569610049His pussy...
>>569610195
>>569610195His Pussy by Zebrahead
Which notable moments in histories of various Sonics would be included here?
>>569610195men dont have pussies....do you mean his butthole? he canon has a butthole btw because he can fart.
>>569609503I love Sonic more than I love my pussy
>>569610430
>>569610430what is sega creator zone
This is the power of the azure
Will Surge rape Kit for personal satisfaction?
Meowscarada anon. You know that the red part is the entire eye and mask hole isn't the eye right
>>569609424Why would Black Knight Maria use her Robotnik magitech to rape Shadow
>>569611181What does this have to do with Sonic? I should fucking rape and kill you
>>569611250it's a sonic character
>>569611181I don't like this so it's not canon or on model
>>569611621you can actually see it pretty clearly when you look at it in the games and anime. the red part is the entire eyeball and it juts out a little bit
I love to be the loudest minority.
>>569611906minorities are pretty loud
>>569611548Does she have a pickle?
>>569602370Is Volume 8 (before Lost World) the cutoff points or is it some time before Volume 9I remember early Sonic Seconds being alright but it's been a decade
sorry, but it looks cheap
>>569612284Eggdad fucking sucks and you know it. Goddamn lolicons boosting Sage's popularity to the point she's a mainstayYou did this!! You made Eggman into Bowser instead of Egg Hitler llike he is in Archie! you fucking ruined him and by proxy eggman nega now he's the eggman who didn't get a kawaii daughterbot to teach not to schizo burn everything to the ground just because people don't respect his assYou motherfuckers are a blight, begone and repent
>>569613334the game has to run on the Original Switch
>>569609863I wish with all my heart that was true but being myself just lead me to the worst experiences in my life, and seeing women use me as a joke and constantly comment things that made me feel worthless, the real me is just never good enough, one girl preferred going out with a drug addict that beat her up and even after that she still kept making mean comments about meIm just too emotionally stunned now and i just don’t have any feelings of attraction left to make me wanna try again, I’d basically need to meet an angel to barely feel something again and the chances of that ever happening are very low
>>569612284>Eggman, world renouned terrorist who everybody immdiately knows>Gets to causally shop with no one bothering or freaking out about him or even calling the local cops or GUN I fucking hate this, I fucking hate this, I fucking hate this, this is why this franchise is constantly at war with trying to figure out if it wants to be taken seriously or be like sonic colors where it's as toothless as a typical episode of Phies and Ferb wher Doozernatz is a world renown terrorist yet nobody gives a fuck because his actual plans get foiled before they get off the ground and apparently premeitted murder and terrorist isn't grounds for an arrest fuck I can't stand this shit
>>569612284If we were gonna get eggdad it should of been omellette or eggett or whatever her name was, she at lest woud of fit the classic setting's no stakes back when classic was it's own seperate dimension instead of being reconned into being modern sonics past
>>569613531but that's realisticask yourself how many times hitler was swatted in argentina after the warzero times, nobody cared
>>569613334>>569613414This also has to run on my potato computer at 60 fps so I will gladly take this over nice visuals I will never experience without massive lag
>>569612284I just wanna point out just how ridiculously out of character this is1. Eggman doesn't shop, he steals, he's a fucking terrorist everyone knows why the fuck would he shop?2. Sage is nothing but Eggman's ball gaggler she wouldn't reject the junk food she'd immediately change the list to the junkfood and praise eggman for his choices 3. Sage is hard light, she can't physically touch and hold things 4. This is an AI generated image I just looked on Sonic channel and didn't see this at all 5.Eggman's a piece of shit narristist, he'd never use a common shopping cart he'd barrel in with a customized one just to lord it over the other shoppers that they can't shop like he can6. Fuck you, I've still hungover from all the modelos but I know you posted this shit to bait anger from me
>there's still no steam page for sonic pico park
>>569613531Doesn't Knuckles find Eggman in a hotel in Adventure?Do the NPCS have anything to say when that happens?
>>569612284>Eggman shown eating a healthy sandwich in unleashed >Eggman downing junk food Sega can't fucking make up their minds on if he's a fat fuck who eats like Trump or if he's a fat fuck who somehow is fat-fit fucking hell this franchise is so goddamn inconsistent no wonder it's gotta whore itself to better IPs all the time
>>569613858You are cherry picking idiot. Learn to enjoy things >This is an AI generated image I just looked on Sonic channel and didn't see this at all Idiot https://sonic.sega.jp/SonicChannel/index.html
Surge is Sonic's wife
>>569613979Ain't no one buying that shit bro
Man, you guys crash out over anything and everything, I'm starting to think you guys enjoy raging.
>>569613858>3. Sage is hard light, she can't physically touch and hold thingsYou didn't play Frontiers. She literally shoved the Egg Mobile with her hands right before the climax. The entire concept of hard light is being able to touch things.
>>569614034God you morons are fucking impossible.IT'S A BIRTHDAY CAKE. A MONTH BEFORE SONIC'S BIRTHDAY. THAT'S WHY HE HAS ALL THE JUNK FOOD. THANKS THE JOKE. BUT NOW IT'S NOT FUNNY BECAUSE I HAD TO EXPLAIN IT
>>569614172Do you think the guy having an unironic meltdown over some gag Sonic Channel art is really worth trying to argue with
>>569614153It's true
We literally learn that Shade is hard light on the same page that confirms that she can touch things lol
On every event of this kind there are like 15 games based on Sekiro or Ghost of Tsushima and I wonder if they were still making Storybook games would they make one in which Sonic fights off the Mongol invasion or uses a sword
You can literally search "Sage" and "Tangible" in the archives and find that people figured out she can touch things years ago by playing the game and watching the cutscenes. Why are we still arguing about this
>>569614426>uses a swordkatana
>>569614290You're right actually. I just can't stand when people try and scream OOC and it's something directly from the source material
>>569614460Because you assume people play the games
>>569613531>Gets to causally shop with no one bothering or freaking out about him or even calling the local cops or GUN>>569613858>Eggman doesn't shop, he steals, he's a fucking terrorist everyone knows why the fuck would he shop?Those are wrong.Eggman shopping is on brand. No one caring about it much is on brand either.>he'd never use a common shopping cart he'd barrel in with a customized oneNow this is a better complaint, but I wouldn't say never. He occasionally does things normally without noticing it, especially when preoccupied with something else.
>>569614426I know right, all games nowadays are either violent murder fuck everything in your path with a gun, a sword or your hands while being exposition dumped about shit you don't care aboutthe others are horror games where you need to hide from monsters/zombies while solving a generic mystery or being 3rd person narrative'd about it. THIS is the cumulation of gaming since 2008, inovation has gone out of the window everywhere nobody is creative anymore, this is why people are watching youtuber slop like Iron Lung, Obessions and Backrooms over hollywood now even throught those movies were trash too! I was brought up being told no matter who you were, where you were from, what you believed that humanity can achieve and acoomplish anything but we fucking peaked back in 2004 and it's been stagnation ever since, I'm so disappointed, jaded, bitter, resentful and just flat out angry at this shit, fucking lairs, fucking pieces of shit
>>569614057btfo
>>569613858>Sage is hard light, she can't physically touch and hold thingsPlay the games
>>569613334I have never seen evangelion. How good is it?
>>569614153
>>569615004It has the same tone as IDW
>>569615004It's like IDW but worse
>>569615004It's not very good, but it got some funny memes.Brain Powerd is better
>>569614816if blaze and silver got wasted somewhere that place would be completely trashed because these two's tempers are as bad as Knuckles, loosing their mental atucutity with booze is asking for bad things to happen, these two were about to get into over which one of them bullied fucking orbot and cubot the best, they're crazy! they were even about to beat the fuck out of do donpa if they hadn't noticed Sonic and calmed down. The only one of the sonic cast I would trust to get smashed and not fuck something up is Vector or Espio, the most that could happen there is a damaged desk or a kunai stuck someplace it shouldn't be, them or shadow, I assume Shadow's biology is like captain america's he can't get drunk even if he wanted to, rouge wouldn't drink to that point, she doesn't show it but the bitch is paranoid making it even sadder Starline of all people caught her off guard, but I can't blame her, before that moment she'd never even met Starline before, in fact, I'm not sure if she even knows that he's alleged to have been killed by Eggman
>>569614816I would give a lot to hear what opinions Blaze under the influence has about raccoons
>>569615086Anyone who hates IDW might hate Eva too. Shinji is everything people hate about Uwuver or Vulnerable Sonic rolled into one. People who hate trauma based conflicts will get sick of this show five episodes in.
Sonic is a whoreBut at least Godzilla crossovers seem to be nice
>>569615454>yap yap yap IDW Sonic oocShut the fuck up.
>>569615004It's an anime everyone has tried to replicate and failed it, that's why it's still so highly related even today. If you are gonna watch it, don't watch the rebuilds, those are garbage
>>569615454the issue with uwuver or vulnerablenic is that it is ignoring the original characters intention. there isn't really anything innately wrong with having a softer male character in itself.
>>569615785IDW Sonic is ooc
>>569614816This is what will happen to them after they announce the new trailer and have been yet again vaulted by Sega
>>569615923That cliche needed to die already by the time we got shit like BNHA
>>5696138581. Says who? In Battle, he sells guard robots to make money, and in Riders games Meteortech is a robot security company. He has a use for money, why couldn't he buy food with it?2. Sage kept Eggman in cyberspace against his wishes in order to better protect him, she can take proactive measures to ensure his health even if he ultimately ends up ignoring it.3. The entire point of "hard light" as a fictional concept is it's ability to physically touch things.4. As others have shown, it's currently on the front page of Sonic Channel if you scroll down, and in the special/sidestory tabs you would expect.5. shopping cart bossfight when
Sonic says keep yourself safe
>>569615952Yes he is. I wasn't very clear. Disliking IDW Sonic doesn't imply I dislike Evangelion. The two aren't comparable. That said every version of Sonic's character is relatively boring. I like his games for the gameplay. Sonic himself is the most tame version of the hero archtype humanly possible.
>>569616153I don't care about Sonic's character either, how many of us are there like this?
>>569616153>is. I wasn't very clear. Disliking IDW Sonic doesn't imply I dislike EvangelionThey literally have all the same problems
I like Sonic characters portrayed as more vulnerable because it makes it easier to imagine topping them
>>569616279My man, they are different pieces of media for different audiences, with different characters, different themes and purposes
>>569616227I have no idea.>>569616279Evangelion is interesting. Vulnerablenic is not.
>>569616370Sonic's only "purpose" is to make money off of merchandising and brand deals.
>>569616356No you see the vision
Im hosting the whiteboard this week and I wont allow any fags in
>>569616370It's the same therapy slop about how you have to have connections and open up. Same as digital circus. Evangelion and it's copy cats are what we can't have plain old adventure entertainment anymore
>>569616481Oreo?>neckYourself
>>569616519NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>569616519if you keep all the fags out no one will be there
>>569616546Except Shinji is traumatized and defined by his lack of connection and his desperate desire for it. Sonic is just a fast hedgehog who occasionally says encouraging or heroic things. That's his whole character. There is no depth. He is as shallow as the wind blowing over a puddle.
>>569616723the wind isn't shallow, it's all over the world
>>569616789Sonic is like a very light breeze.
What other statues there are? For a future artwork
>>569616853
>>569616853>statue of Maria>someone made a detailed rendition of her panties underneath that statue>Shadow worships itholy based.
>>569616789no that's oxygen, retard
>>569616519Congratulations for the first completely white board
>>569617023Point is Sonic is dull.
>Godzilla DLC>We don't have small versions of Godzilla and someone else in cars a la Fortnite.
so the only thing to look forward tooooare comics?
>>569617389Sonic has been dull for most of his existence.
>>569617425No, a new 3d model flew over my house this morning
>>569617452I am aware.Penders tried to fix this with relationship drama. He failed, but he at least tried. Sonic doesn't give a shit about anything except his friends, and even those relationships are relatively surface level. Sonic is the concept of a hero with none of the substance or depth.
>>569585838>Name one recent game character that didn't come from IDW.Sage, Trip, Ariem, Barry, technically Professor Tori since TailsTube isn't idw and she has her notes in SXSG.
>>569616062Deku is just Tails. The only issue is when the Tails personality is given to Sonic or whomever, and then Tails himself is completely ignored and sidelined for no reason.
>>569618409Tails is a sidekick, not the main character. He exists to make Sonic look good.
*muah*To all the anons who posted here
Gojira is canon?
>>569618554ECH!
Hello /sthg/ and good morning! How are you?https://youtu.be/vTuMuKxOT-U?si=gtMZO7Ds4hmXDD2I
>>569618563Biolizard in shambles
>>569605703Tumblr happened on top of people started overidentifying eith fictional characters.Now a character having something questionable about them is a moral condemnation on the people that likr the character.There are people today hating on Iroh from ATLA because of his attack on Ba Sing Se for example.
>>569619120>There are people today hating on Iroh from ATLA because of his attack on Ba Sing Se for example.That's fucking retarded
>>569618513Tails, as a sidekick, is functionally Robin. Tails in personality and backstory is literally just Deku, because that variant of sidekick that Tails is designed to be, is a successor apprentice type. He is the KID Sidekick. A little brother who looks up to Sonic as the hero he admires and wants to be like. Just like how Deku is All Might's biggest fan, but was bullied throughout his childhood for not having a quirk, Tails was bullied for having two tails until he was inspired by Sonic. Both Tails and Deku have or obtained the ability to do what Sonic and All Might can do, and at first all that they do is imitate their every move before eventually developing their own style. Like ... At the end of the day, what does "Sidekick" even mean? Robin was the original kid-sidekick, and he did this whole "grow into his own hero" story first. It is literally, functionally impossible, to try and keep "Robin" in the position of "making the hero look good" because it fundamentally goes against the spirit of the sidekick role itself. Characters like Tails and Robin don't exist to be sidelined, they exist to be the avatar or the younger players and readers to project themselves onto, showing that YOU can be just like the Hero.That's what MHA itself is about, as well. The idea that YOU can be a hero, too. And Deku is the avatar for that story, hence why he's basically just Tails. Tails' core motivation is wanting to be cool like Sonic, and his theme song is about believing in himself and wanting to reach the highest of the heavens. What makes Sonic look good, is Tails reaching his true potential and growing into his own, not standing on the sidelines as a cheerleader or tech support or whatever. The actual truth is that "sidekick" characters like Tails are inherently meant to -be- the ACTUAL MAIN CHARACTER OF THE STORY. Because -they- are the underdog whose new to the whole thing, desperately trying to be like the greatest hero who you, the fan, also look up to.
>>569619460>That's what MHA itself is about, as well. The idea that YOU can be a hero, too.As long as you're born with special abilities or are given them on a silver platter with no drawbacks.I will NOT allow glazing or revisionism of this shit show of a franchise.
>>569619460They're supposed to be. But character development is ooc in Sonic the Hedgehog's world.
>>569619621>As long as you're born with special abilities or are given them on a silver platter with no drawbacks.Just like my hero Sonic!
>>569619697Sonic has never intended to be anything else
>>569619460>inspirational music plays>gets free Iron Man suitBut why? Why wouldn't someone who could make something like that simply use it themselves? If he has something like that, won't it be outdated in like, a month? I don't understand the inspirational music. At this point he might as well just carry around a gun. It will work on most characters without a durability quirk.
>Deku shoots a criminal in the head>inspirational music plays
>>569619908>Deku shoots a criminal in the headDeku wishes he was a good character that could do this and not fall into the "I HAVE TO REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM THEM" bullshitMy GOAT Knuckleduster would
>>569619621>As long as you're born with special abilities or are given them on a silver platter with no drawbacks.No, because Deku himself is as quirkless as YOU are. And the ending of the series was being told, again, that he can still be a hero even without One For All. >>569619649>But character development is ooc in Sonic the Hedgehog's world.No, SONIC HIMSELF is not supposed to have character development because he is already at his apex as the coolest living being to ever grace us with his presence. Sonic is a living legend incarnate, that is the spirit of the character. Because at the end of the day, he's just the cooler version of Mickey Mouse. But the franchise can not function AT ALL if every single character is as "static" as Sonic. Storytelling would become impossible, and the franchise would lose its core essence that makes Sonic himself work. Sonic is the catalyst of change for the world around him while he is just being himself. That only works if we see characters grow and change throughout the series. Tails is THE #1 character who embodies the other half of this core concept. Sonic is the living legend, Tails is (You) or me looking up to that legend and wanting to be like that. Tails is built on the same foundation as Robin or Deku for that reason, and his core story in Sonic 2 & Sonic Adventure 1 centers around trying to be like Sonic, and growing into his own beyond Sonic. Until he learns to believe in himself and find his own way. If that story is not allowed to be told, or is reset to force Tails back into square 1, you inherently damage Sonic's own cool factor. Tails makes Sonic's coolness legitimate. Destroying Tails' character destroys Sonic's character in the process.We're not meant to connect to Sonic himself as a person. We're supposed to see him through the eyes of Tails, Amy, Knuckles, or even Eggman, as a nigh-incomprehensible force of nature. Sonic being the face of the franchise means he can never be the protagonist.
>>569620287hello mariohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTrZKnl6m5Y
>>569620305But he is perfectly comprehensible. He is a powerful and fast hedgehog. Nothing really trumps super speed anon. Much less super speed amped up by plot devices.
>>569620420>Nothing really trumps super speed anon.Except FLYING of course, as shown by Miles "Break the Game" Prower.
>>569620547Super Sonic can fly soooo...
what does she even do
>>569620579Yeah, SUPER Sonic. Sonic needs the Chaos Emeralds to do what Tails can do naturally.
>>569618554Looks like dow is jerking his penis lol
>>569620305>And the ending of the series was being told, again, that he can still be a hero even without One For All.He got forced into being a teacher, basically left hanging by all his supposed friends who only out of pity got him an Iron Man suit so he could still hang out with them but not really do any hero activities.The real hot take is that MHA should have continued as the original one-shot did with Deku not being given a quirk but using suits and gadgets instead to keep up with those who do have a quirk.You could argue this is the intention at the end of the main series but it's simply too late; Deku is nothing more than a charity case by then.Other than that, I almost completely agree with everything you say about Sonic, Tails and the dynamics of the cast.
>>569620898>>569620898>>569620898
Marin
(me) >>569616062>>569615923i'm not enough of a chud nor leftie to care about masculinity or femininity politics or whatever i just care if the story works. tails already exists as the soft, insecure male character. even shadow and silver can show occasional weakness although not in the soft uwu archtype fangirls or self inserters would want. i think the same for female characters concerning how uwu they should be allowed to act.
>>569620636literally built for sex
>>569619460Shut up Spaky
