Previous: >>569568323>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
RICE THREAD!
hello
I HATE RICE
Innisfail wins on his 3rd attempt on a maiden
teioteiotei tei ooooooo;_;
>>569593179Rice bread
>>569593204Teio Consummation
rice is nice
>>569593378Rice is a seductress.
>>569593378tits too big
Digitan LOVE
>>569593465gotta be careful>>569593490your STOMACH is too big, fatty
Okay so i'm confused which content creator we should trust. - VF stopped making guides and was just assassinated by doc writer- Doc writer gaslit so many things about global that nobody in global trusts the guide in the doc anymore (which honestly all turned out to be wrong anyways)- Cowtuber tier lists are always inaccurate stats are always incorrect- Rae doesn't know what she's doing- Seriru (witfraud) overrates a lot of things and his guides are too simplistic yet pretends to be competitive- The other japanese sloptuber doesn't make real guides
>>569593378tits slightly big
>>569593078Is Rice Shower about to get into a dumbwaiter
>>569591774Gonna have to kick Grass Wonder out of Team America for Round 2…
>>569593547>content creator we should trust.Do we really need one when Hakuraku already exists
Rice is sexy??
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (6/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
If you sandbag then they make it to A then go 0/40 so maybe it's for the best they ate shit (I'm coping).https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=AXzAXux-reZ_1NHA_rk0Sn3E
>>569593609wtf??
>>569593623MAYBE IF YOU GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT
>>569593571She just drank a potion Tachyon gave her. It'll wear off in a few minutes
>>569593595The POV is behind a bookshelf>>569593623yeppers
>>569593614You're right
>bwoooosssss I'm fucking retarded I need someone to tell me how to play the game despite the fact I'm playing for almost a year by now
>>569593024On second thought, never mind. I forgot about MANT
>>569593373>people tried to build BlockushinGod I'd forgotten that gaslight. I had Falco on my alt account and got lucky with an inspiration, got a Turf S Falco with groundwork and she curbstomped bitches. Still lost A finals because I was borrowing Kitasan, but god I miss Birb. I have Curren now, so why can't Falco spook me? It's not fair
If anyone is interested /umajp/ started a new season of POGYou basically pick 15 2YO horses and hope they win. The person with the most money won by their chosen horses wins the season
>>569593547The only guy I still like watching is https://www.youtube.com/@uma-tactics-pro/videos because he actually has a strong pvp track record on JP and tickles the seriru itch of funny accent, but for the most part the information flow has been simplified anyway, if I want to know what's going on in the next CM I look at hakuraku room data, and support cards pulls from here on out feel a lot more obvious.
>>569593698that doesn't make sense!
>>569593782i'm a newbwo
>>569593782I say thisokay not really but I do ask questions
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT SHE DID IT
>>569593547>rae doesn't know what she's doingwhat's one piece of information/advice she's given that's inaccurate? Seriru has been wrong so few times I can count them on half a hand. >who should you trustyour own judgment, after taking into account the best sources of data, which are probably seriru, mintyfresh, rae, the databases, and /uma/ sans gaslights.
>>569593930what are Ura-walks supposed to entail?
>>569593845even if he is good in jp, problem with uma tactics pro is that he doesn't play global nor follows the global meta so he provides advice unsuitable for its environment.
>>569593813
>>569593626Don't tempt me with that retardbecause I love her
>>569594001
>>569594001Her trainer walking to the information booth at the mall and having the wagie making an announcement about his lost uma-daughter
>>569593987>throwing mintyfresh inSubtle
>>569593852You need eyes to marvel at Rice
funny umas with a surprised face looking at their phones.... please
>>569594157you're only getting this one
>>569593782I mean we had idiots who thought 1200 speed contributed to midrace just few threads ago..
>>569594157funniest I got was Vodka looking at her phone
>>569593987>what's one piece of information/advice she's given that's inaccurate?
>>569594242Super VILLAIN
It's Friday night. Don't you think you ought to be working on yet another jigsaw puzzle?https://jiggie.fun/rAR_7shttps://jiggie.fun/rAR_7s
>>569594246lmeow god dam
Winrate niggers will say "I went 79/80 round 1 (lost to a 800 speed Rice shower)" before they're raped by all the buhis that ran out of targets, or wonder why all the casuals have quit the game by next CM
>>569593782Look I don't know what I'm doing wrong
My Valentine wins his first attempt on a 1 win-class race
gonna brush and lay in bed, you dacchis are awesome
>>569593547Seriru's fine but you still need to tweak around his guides. It's not that they're bad but they're very situational>>569593845I'll never trust that channel mainly because his fucking banner is AI generated
>>569594397goodnight rickeybwo
Granny's saggy tits
honyara hanyara Rickey is a giga fraud faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsnNh56TttE
>>569594412What the fuck is this even. You can screenshot big ass images just fine on the phone and even in the PC client
schlorp
>>569594246yeah that was correct (NSM was a gamble at best in CM12 for xoguri and a waste of sp) but I wouldn't expect a retard like most of /uma/ to have the critical thinking ability to accept that
>>569593695grass could give me so much more
>>569593795I pulled til pity on that initial Kita banner and didn't get a single focus, so I was stuck with 0LB until the rerun, that was pretty painful especially since I forced Biwa into everything. I tried to run Biwa/Vodka late and Scarlet front for that one, but my builds were bad and I dropped into B finals where I placed second to a S!Maru that didn't even have Groundwork. Looking back at it I really had no idea what I was doing back then, especially when it came to building fronts.I didn't win a CM after that until Sagittarius Cup
>>569593987>>569594246Her fake laugh is annoying
>>569593845>credentials waving>cancer thumbnails>AI slop banner >>569594412>>569594572holy shit my sidesAt least his videos aren't 30 minutes long unlike most sloptubers unfortunately you couldn't even pay me to watch them
>>569594725
>>569594804how do you know it's fake? i've had a few lady friends that laugh like her
XOguri double doms wont be as effective for CM15 by the way since you don't have 4 well-timed heals, so you have to either go 3 or gamble on radiant for your 4th
>>569594871Rejecting Dia's advances!
how to get rid of morning wood fast?
>>569594894I wonder who's behind this post
>>569594872
>>569594967daiwa scarlet
>>569594967cut your dick off
>>569594872Anon...
>>569594967Get your trainee to sort it out.
I feel bad seeing so many guts built umas in lobbies with zero wins, they got gaslighted hard. Wit is very important for both umas and torenas
>>569594967Ask your trainee for help
>>569594967It's fucking 1am how do you have a morning wood
>>569594980Build your doms then
>>569594950
>>569594872I also do laugh every 1 or 2 minutes throughout my whole videos
sandbagging, desu wa
>>569595000TRIPS OF TRUTH
>>569595112Ignoring Dia's shitty tits
>>569594725what did she mean by this
>>569595086I know literally nothing about Satono Crown but her racewear kicks ass
>>569594983>>569595005>>569595117Well... i hope you have the opportunity to meet someone joyous like that irl
>>569595245Now That's White Lightning!
>>569595245>>569594725
>>569595245she's leaving to correct things and take positive steps towards resolving things with her trainer so they can have a happy future together. and it works!
>>569595245>image of trainer on the shitter>handcuffswho knows
Sapphire Tesoro wins his first attempt on a 1 win-class race
>>569594705NSM was essential for XOguri at the point people were running 0 LB Yeppers, but I wouldn't expect a retard like a sloptubercuck to have the critical thinking ability to accept that
>>569595139McQueen would not approve of this nor say this.
>>569595286Nigga real "girl" laugh aren't cute or even bit cutesy. Their real laugh are the most obnoxious and loudest shit there is that every time my friend does I imagine slapping her
>>569594725no one's sink is like this
>>569595245why does she have a picture of curren. it was literally just one event and she's still seething about it.
>>569595591Proof?
>>569594725SAY NO TO SAGGY TITS
>37/40Impressive
>>569595446WHAT THE FUCK AN UPSET
>>569595662Sagging at 15, how sad
>>569594725hot
>>569595662I can't. They're currently in my mouth
>>569595646Thats trainer with fake uma ears on
>>569595662holy yumola
>>569595727
>NSMreminder, 29 effective activations out of 220 rooms
Yes.
>>569595891no wonder Kitahara was led astray
>>569595823the fuck you talking about fag
>>569595683yep
>>569595846You can stop posting Cheval propaganda, I'm going to roll for her now
>>569595662THEY'RE NOT SAGGY
Hey guys I'm a burnout from the late unity days. I think i want to come back to the game soon, I just have a couple of questions>How bad is MANT really>Are there any umas that have released that are competitive?>is a 20k carat stock serviceable >How difficult are CMs nowadays>Does anyone know if /v/ma is still alive?>Did we get evolved skills or some balance changes>any qol improvements like auto career or spark rerolls yet?>how close are we to the anniversary, is it worth it to start up again?Thanks in advance
mambo, mambo, mambo, mambo, mambo, mambo daikazoku
>>569595939What do you mean?
>have a 2 LB nishino wit>decide to check it out and do an URA run with nishino wit and finemo wit>first wit rainbow shows up after maxing her friendship>50 wit in a lvl 3 facilityholy shit if her gold skill was useful i would be running that shit all the time
>>569595891Belno paizuri
kek
>>569595678>the most metafag comp to ever metafag Soulless
>>569595959hey, before i can answer your questionswhat size your pussy?
>>569595959nice digits torena-sanalso most of your questions answers are no except /v/ma
Suzuka won't sag
>>569596114Shitty game.
>>569596047Nishino Wit has a 2 event chain end option, so she doesn’t pollute your event pool that much if you don’t need her gold skill
>>569595959verymaybesomewhatsame as beforecheck /vm/nonohalf anni is on the 21st of July, up to you
>>569594246Only about a month left until MANT is over, it's too late to jump in now
>>569595959yes, turn your brain off and play casuallyyesno, start saving or swipe for the monthlythey migrated to another board, vmnono40 days, it's a slots machine disguised as a mobile game if you quit once you'll probably quit again you filthy secondary
>sloppy titposting>No Slopping Me discussion>sloptuber drama
>>569596180Titmogged umas have no rights
would locking your door keep you safe at tracen?
>>569596180not after multiple pregnancies
>>569596276>>569595959
>>569596047>>569596217Issue is the old classic No Race Bonus on a card released in MANT
Suzuka's beautiful chest.
>>569596180True
>>569596391not from her
>this post >>569593782>a few posts later someone says NSM isn't good because he's simping some .jpg trannyYeah... that post will never age
>>569596487>>569596497Erotic
NSM bad because the sources are dogshitNimble navigator however...
>>569596497FUCK
The endfags gave up. Every lobby was 5+ fronts
flirting with ningen women to ragebait my trainee
>>569596578
>>569595948Don't worry about it anon, effective activation is a hard concept for brainlet guidefags like you.
Kafuji Emmental wins Kinosaki Tokubetsu
effectively activating in someone else's trainee while they watch youtube guides
>>569596726WHY
I'm going out with my friends so I'm gonna miss the Marvelous races tomorrow
>>569596776I want to hear you explain this. I guarantee you it's going to be stupid and misunderstands the point of running NSM on XOguri, especially during CM12.
im jealous of the anons that have v.borbon
The retvrn of Suzuka posting
>>569594785did better than me, I've only won a single CM, Aries. I came close with Scorpio when Suzuwife was strong (godDAMN when Unrestrained is meta Suzuka fucks shit up), but she late-started A finals and got 3rd because she couldn't reach 1st place by the end of mid-race.
>>5695969541 more month and im gonna rape anons with runaway again
>>569596890satono diamond wouldn't even like me i'm too old
>>569596954Trainers are weak to this look
>>569596776 Those numbers definitely doesn't match Aries Cup. Explain how they're related
>>569596954she is aerodynamic and canonically likes BWC
>>569597026ojisan...
>>569597039im weak to her CHEST
>>569593078Laisu!
>>569597039they're EXTRA weak to this look
>>569597151BTC*
Consider pregnant Suzuka but her chest is still flat lol
>>569597151That literally describes all umas
suzuka, activate blowjob runaway version
>>569596954LOVE
>>569597229Our children will starve...
I think I hate CM15
>>569597208I'm weak...
>>569597318Calm down you're still 78/80, you filthy rapist
>>569597318Monster.
>>569597186Love!
orange
>>569597229Absolute failure of a woman...
every single race is pure front victoryi don't like having a solved game
>>569597318you're supposed to train aces in MANT, not Aoharu, anon
>>569597116See this?This is my definition of heaven
>bwo triple crown is le hard bwo >you need 500 stamina bwo >run tiara bwo
>>569597439thats a 40 race uma....
>>569597485doubt, not enough skills for a 40-race MANT uma
this dude threw in 3 retards with sub 500 wit and thought "yeah they got this"
Beaners are insane and fielding turf uraras
>>569597251not the canon sph one
>>569597561>corner cunnyliterally the scariest skill this CM, I could never live with the humiliation if I lost to one
>>569597557intentionally so, I had 700 SP left over
I DON'T CARE IF MONDAY'S BLUE
>>569596391Its easier to just give your trainee a spare key
>>569597208>>569597039Suzuka bedroom eyes doko
>>569597653well if you're going for Open League, why are you bitching? you silly
えっ?男の子はみんな大きい胸が好きなんですよね?Huh? All guys like big breasts?そっそうだ!挟めますっ!挟めますっ!Th-that's right! I can squeeze them! I can squeeze them!(I'm not a jp player I just thought it was neat that I could write down the text and plug it into deepl)
>>569597735Paizuri.
>>569597653The fuck, you guys play MANT for open baby league? I thought that was only for the burnt out trainers who want to field URA/Unity umas.
>>569597396Cute dork
>>569597735Still a Cow
>>569597735Get this abomination out of her. Still is cutest as a a washboard, hard chested flatty.
Elliptic Curve wins Inagi Tokubetsu
sometimes when anons attach pictures of an uma with their post i imagine they're really the uma saying it
>>569597786Open league players are either burnt out or the most mentally ill people that play the game. Don't bother trying to understand them
>>569597842Kris S is a good ancestor for horses huh?
>>569597786nah this is my mile bobo
>>569597874really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chcqxZTFs64front runners are... sovl?
>>569597819Still would probably be sad hearing her trainer describe her like this
>>569598042Runaway sisters!
GET OUT OF THE WAY NIGGER!
>>569597951That is the most autistic thing I've ever seen in my life
>>569598184I'm unsure if Turbo would say this
End bros? Where you at?>>569597842A Mejiro spawn? Glad to see the McQueen daughter line still makes winners.
>>569598184Double Jets doesn't know that word.
Bobo is too erotic
>>569597786You can't get 100% Winrate if you throw in baby URA umasthe best CM14 open umas can spend upwards of 2500 SP so your URA Unity aces are really out of luck
bobo means retard in my place, please don't use it to name Bourbon
>68/72 rewards left but i have a 200 word essay due next friday i'm flatlining
>>569598073I would ask Still to sit on my face if she was my trainee
>>569598432Bobo
>>569598465i have a 200 word essay due in 2 weeks
>>569598432I mean...
>>569598479Still would indulge her trainer
>>569598432Ok bobo
kingu + me = love
>>569598432bobo retard sex
>>569593078ROUND 1 FINAL STANDINGSREPORT INAfter averaging the Kings to 12.5% I'm sitting at 57.5% WR myself. Target set on improving Inari in the next 2 days.
>>569598508good luck bro i hope you can make it in time. it's hard to get all the words in the right order.
>>569598645
>>569598465monday used to be the deadline of these essays, zooms got it too easy
It's Bourbon, not Barbin
>>569598678why is there a mexican there
Post something silly
>Brian gets a boyfriend Which other Uma would piss this off the most?
I want to fuck turbo...
>>569598776i'm not a zoomer i'm going to night school to be a corrections officer
not taking orders from a dumb uggo like Brian
>>569598720Jordon get back to your fucking eassy. You only have 2 months left for the 100 word essay and time is running out.
>>56959867898% WR
>>569598923Me.
>>569598923Boyfriends don't exist in the Umamusume universe. It's just husband.
>>569598535That's why I'm still in love with her!
>>569598923Maya, because>a) its a grown up thing to have>b) Brian would have less time to play with Maya>c) Maya is too young for a bf
>>569598923>boyfriendStrange way to type trainer.
SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>569598465>200 word Essayfucker I write 200 word every day shitposting just hunker down for 2 hours
>>569598923Mayano would glow with envy
>>569599052They probably do for the umas that don't go into racing and just do normal jobs, which the anime series and movies show they are a thing.
I have a 10 word essay due for /uma/
Baton Indie wins Kakogawa Tokubetsu
>>569599149>normalfag umas don't have the trainer cheat codeSad.
>Kitasan, Dia, Loves and Chrono are on the same level as Mayano, Sweep, Biko and Nishino
Just one more ace to train
>>569599119
>>569599025>raped by a 800 speed rice shower
>>569599119I WANT TO BREED WITH HER
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>569599204There is a reason why umaXtore is one of the most popular romance genres in universe...
ive been noticing that akebonos unique skill might either prematurely end duels or somehow kill the opponent due to akebono getting ahead because of the speed boost and since it happens sometimes during midrace it might drain the stamina of the opposing uma but its just me being a schizo probably needs some testing
my cm15 golshi
>>569599258
>>569599149I'm reminded of the umas from the manga who are used for military special forces since obviously they can move much faster than humans can
I want to be a regional trainer instead...
>>569599129ok mr speed typer brag a little more why don't you
>>569599204Not every trainer is maleEvery racer has massive competition among her own team
>>569599336If you avoid Akikawa you can squeeze extra points from a shittier unique
>>569598890
>>569599339why does the Mayano sloptuber hate VF so much anyway.
>>569597735edited
>>569599119>>569599265Still is a horny mare
>>569599457yes, about 800 which is like 4 whitesbut its hard when you gotta race a lot junior year for skill hints
>>569599360Were those umas? I thought they were humans who ropped in from the helicopter
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
All umas are mares and I'm the stallion
>>569599467I think it started because he was spreading misinfo about being a "90% WR player" in MANT when it reality it was like 50%. Plus that horrendous, dogshit Shrewd step "study" that tried to prove that shrewd step was better than uma stan for pacers, but never tested uma stan on pacers
>>56959867885wr meta team, day 2 was significantly easier than day 1 but I queued about 2 hours after reset
>>569599360I remember a bunch of ningen being dropped from choppersNo umas though
>>569599467Mayano sloptuber is one of the doc guide contributors. They got really really mad after all the content creators (not just including vf) were providing different advice in rolling.
>>569599635Lay off the carrots.
>>569599589No I want to be inside one, there's a difference
>>569599553I wish bamboo memory would do this to me
The real shit are all the amatueur and non graded races for all non athletes umas. They all still want to race yes? Imagine a race with a bunch of uma moms or office ladies racing each other on the weekends. I think about this sometimes
>>569599645Type shit desuwa
I still like Still even if her chest is still flat
urara is canonically not winning races, how is she and her trainer getting any income?
>>569599467"Idk if I told you this but i was an entire year ahead of JP meta and solved PDM on lates"
>>569599693Yeah, I want to come inside.
>>569599701FUCK YOU THAT'S NOT BAMBOO MEMORY THAT IS YAENO MUTEKI
>>569599467https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx98SnoN8g1Qu3qNbb1TIdiS3vprHO7X5LTheir beef goes all the way back
>>569599753Patrons sending her money for feet pics
>>569599753Do they have purses in umamusume?Thought it was just a glory thing in universe
>>569599753Underground Trainer x Trainee AV videos we do. Don't tell the Director.
>>569599837SuzuCUTE
>grind out Kiseki event for carrats>just to get another dead multiHumiliation ritual
>>569599783and a yugioh wasabi to you too young lady *tips hat*
>>569599467VF is the type of guy to not even hide when he's lying because he knows your lazy ass isnt looking at the screen
>>569599459Thats pretty silly, yeah
i went 0/15 yesterday and i went 0/15 today. this is the first time that's happened. every single match had SS+ umas. what happens now.
>>569599467>>569599785Even beefed in the comment section
>>569599635Spechud can't be sexy
>>569599753
>>569599837I want a Suzuwife.
>>569599497Sankyuu! Good job.
>>569599882>he thinks its underground
>>569599837Why this faggot of torena is unable to bring his willing wife with him on trip?
>>569599820"She's not afraid to say that she runs for money..."
>>569599923lmao does this retard think all of that speed from downhill just goes down to 0 the moment you leave it
>>569599527And I am the horny ningen that can satisfy her
>>569599693I want to FUCK Oguri's mom with ALL of /uma/ at the same time!!!
>>569599975>money or fameI see...Hmm... i still dunno about it
>people made S mile and A end closer cafeim not strong enough bwos...
>>569599837
>>569599953
this general is probably like 40% female when you think about it
>>569599589You seriously think we don't want to be good-looking superhumans??
>>569599693>>569599775>>569600041>Jou is fucking Belno>we're fucking her momNo one wants Oguri
>>569599905You go to group C
>>569599905You go to B group I think and if you can’t get 1 race you are completely disqualified or maybe you are already, I forgot how it works
>>569600079Female/Sisters behavior at the least
>>569599905B-route unlocked
>>569600102Oguri isn't sexy.
>>569600102Oguri is not sext so no wonder
>>569599894Mayanopedo is just being pedantic desu. Can't trust slimy SEAturds
>>569599693Yes I would like to cum inside
>>569599905Group C bwo...
females are real?
Suzuka would never get married. she'd run at the altar
>>569600079no chiyotranny, you aren’t a real woman
>>569600130>>569600148WRONG
>>569600126>>569600117wtf does that mean i'm locked to using my shitty B+ vets from 2025 that i haven't gotten rid of yet
>>569600224your picture just proves our claims correct
INCREASE THE BOOBS
>>569600192yes anon*turns flashlight on under my face so it looks really spooky*you came out of one.
>>569600150>MayanopedoNot like VF's any better
>>569600125that was me, and I was responding in disbelief in a comment above mine, but I had switched tabs inbetween my vintage story run and got mixed up.
>>569600125There's way too much bitchy and catty behavior when we should all be bros and not tear each other down and schizo out everyday
>>569600281Why are you so mean?
>>569600303no...
>>569600193Yeah run to (you)r side
>>569600273No dummy. Its still graded, so you can use any uma. However you wont encounter so many roided out super umas in B
>>569600303What the FUCK
seeing suzuka with boobs triggers the same response in my brain as if i just saw a pile of shit
>>569600336and we should make out with each other sometimes too haha
>>569600324>he is a filthy chinklmao>b-b-but singaporeansame thing
If an uma has a flat chest, that is a boy uma.
>>569600079and that explains why it's filled with drama garbage
>>569600331>>569600125Fuwawa's husband here, my baddo. Worry abouto Mococo and pray she's abre to get someone to commito immigration fraudo for her sake.
>>569599467To be fair, it's harder to like VF instead of hating because of how pretentious and annoying he is. The first time he bitched about "why am I giving advices for free" is already a huge red flag why no one should trust the guy
Oguri Cap as in peak wife
>>569600394oh i thought group b was where all the open leaguers went
>>569600372not me i'm too rough and hairy for her
>>569600412*heals you*
>>569593078Nonnys, I have never gotten an SS stat. What am I doing wrong? I have plenty of SR cars at lv 45
>>569600431Yeah and that would be better still than what /uma/ does throughout half the day tbqwyf
I have something that Suzuka can glug on.
You guys ever smell women? Uma musume
>>569600436very gay of you, the more feminine they are, the smaller the tits. big tits are just cows, not even uma or ningen
>>569600436I love boy umas
>>569600625Women smell nice...
Logi Cape wins TV Yamanashi Hai
>>569600552No, Open League also has A and B groups. On that same note, the rank cap for open is now A+ instead of B.
>>569600436sex with this boy like i'm an ancient greek pedarest
>>569600574
>>569600625i once smelled a woman that wasn't coated in perfume and she smelled kinda gross
>>569600592here bro you forgot thish
>>569600682
We fucked
>>569600324This is funnier after his discord server kicked everyone lusting for Sweepy even their strongest whales
>>569600291Based. I love upgrades!
>>569600580Stop calling us that
>>569600707Maybe if you hang out with disgusting women that don't shower
>>569600667Another win for Neo spawns
what does nonny even mean
>>569600730I mean we all saw those images from last thread so we know
>>569600436Ranking of erotic umas. Most erotic on the left, least erotic on the right.
>>569600761>hanging out with any women at allwhat
>>569600713Doesnt it autofilter? Either way you know what I meant!
>>569600810It's some faggy/troon word for dudes. I never seen anyone, but the biggest faggots use it.
Holy fuck I knew she was a brat but I didn't know she was this much of a damn problem child. She needs a spanking.
>>569600810Faggy short form of anonymous I assume
>>569600810it's just another tranny word used to identify fellow trannies similar to bwo
>>569600925
>win>cheer>look at other teams umas>Really dampens the satisfaction...
>>569600925dick her downit wont fix her attitude but it might calm her for a moment
>>569600810AnonymousAnon AnonyNonnyNonnymous
>>569600882Yeah NTRfag uses it
>Shakur shills suddenly appear when her banner is coming soonNice try, Cygames.
>>569601076We have had atleast 3 different shakurfags since global dropped anon
It is my duty as a familiar.
>>569600925haha she's just like my mom when my dad starts screaming lmao haha
Why are there not more people on Reddit complaining about the new Stellar blade having a sexualised child MC? I thought they'd be mad about it but there's barely any angry threads
hey
So is the VF hitpiece fake news
>>569601182the new whatnow?
>>569601201Hey
>>569601182Stellar Blade has a sexualised child MC?!
all Sweep posters deserve correction
>>569601083>>569601131vicious non-consensual vaginal penetration
>>569601128We had literal unironic glowie using Shakur as avatar.
47640967Pre Round 2 sparring
>>569601201hey
>This unattractive uma has no use case and no fans outside of the mentally disabled
>>569601283I am aware
>>569601279Um, isn't that rape?
>>569601352Which uma is that..?
>>569601238>>569601256The new Stellar blade game, yeah though she looks more like a teen than a child
G T Darling wins Tarumi Stakes
>>569601389I can work with that.
Any more sloptuber drama?
>>569601389Doesnt look like an uma to me.
>>569601361yes
Reminder that trainer has to be a handsome looking gigachad. At best (You) are a skinnyfat balding uggo. Trainers would find you gross.
>>569601353AIIIIEEEEE OGURI BROS SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!
>>569601440Oh right, that's tonight. Yasuda Kinen, right?
>>569601478
This may be my only shot bros. Are my stats on track to make it or am I fucked?
>>569601457she's a ningen just like Riko and Aoi so it's fine
>>569601352Foxes are not allowed here
>>569601518tomorrow around these hours nyes, or later depending of your timezone
>>56960151824 hours and 2 minutes
>>569601535But Riko and Aoi come with umas.I dont think that one does.
Is compatibility and grade bonus a meme
>>569601503But Oguri has a ton of use cases, he's saying an uma bad in both meta AND waifu
>>569601182Looking good
>>569600824So flat you can see Suzuka's ribs
bropaganda
>>569601593>>569601594Then what's the races today that I'm watching on the Kick channel?
>>569601683
>>569601676Hugging bro's surprisingly small and soft body...unexpectedly nice smelling too...
>>569601740We had rough Umapyoi afterwards.
>>569601718So it's just kind of a nothing race?
>>569601318Great start : )14013604
>>569601389How is that sexualized? That's just a child's face with good genetics. I thought she'd be wearing a bikini or something.
>>569601776Gold standard for umaypoi
>>569601740this artist draws tore so damn gay
>>569601534It's possible, I've found myself in similar situations many times before, but you need some shop luck, fat summer speed trainings and similar off-race turns to get there.Could be down to wire with you barely squeaking by during the Twinkle finale turns.
>>569601785ungraded, yes
>>569601683combination of regular races pre-OP and the debut of some horses
>>569601830Well, the horses all gotta start somewhere I guess
i know there are bigger umas but daiwa scarlet's bust just *feels* the largest. like when i think of titcow umas the first one i think of immediately is scarlet.
>>569601594I'm going all in with Lebensstil even if I lose my money
>>569601802It's a Stellar Blade game, she wears a skin tight suit and has jiggle physics
>>569601875COW WIFE NUMBER ONE
>taiki, 1200 spd, 1200 power, firm course menace, sfv carryover, instant head-on timing>gonna win>absolute nigger end closer oguri CRAP activates If Losing, Win Pulse
I dunno what I was thinking with this deck
>>569601776Which umas would be into rough umapyoi?
>>569601950
>>569601896She looks like she's wearing a hoodie over the suit though.
>>569601875Her huge twintails adds a lot to the horizontal space
>>569601935Out of my 3 loses in 40 races, one of them was to some random pace Oguri that came out of nowhere and Duel-Pulse'd to victory right before the finish line.
I'm training Sweep Tosho for the first time even if it's in MANT and all I can think about is how sexy she is and how much I want to lick her cunt and fuck her right in the pussy and creampie her while tongue kissing her and holding her body close to mine and interlocking our fingers and maintaining eye contact and tongue contact while I push my penis as deep as I can into her pussy
>>569601984I mean where SHE likes taking it rough, not for him
>>569601950ardan and it'd sound like a minecraft skeleton taking damage
There's no need to do Fuji level 5 mode, right? Like no title for it like with the golshi event. Level 4 fucking kicked my ass, though I managed to complete it. I might just chug TP drinks to spend double TP on level 3.
>>569601792I don't know if Taishin or Maru scares me more 52002955
>>569601947Replace Riko for another wit. Either you somehow click on stamina too much or you brought a lot of stam sparks
>>569602027Too lateYou shoulda said so earlier
>>569601950King Halo is into painal
>>569602009>>569601935:D
Meridian Star wins Bakushu Stakes
>>569601947There is no reason to use Smart Falcon unless you don't want to gamble on Groundwork from your sparks, and Mihono Bourbon (Valentine's) comes with Groundwork. Aren't there better Power cards you can borrow? Or just borrow NTR.
https://youtu.be/hj4EpFOQsyo?si=Qxh3yS_ZLB_Vx3-9>autistic drama shitstirrer is a foid spamming on /vg/ for attentionugh
>>569601990Because having her take it off is hot https://youtu.be/Lv5cIh3n-iU?si=y1ma6ZKn0yUdfLPg&t=166
jpbros when do lates get better like frontfags?
>>569602117We're going to discuss the next race, right?
>>569602131That's not t-
a cat is fine too
>>569601875Speaking of bust does anyone have that jp website that has a chart listing the umamusume by bust size?
>>569602110Yeah I went hard on stam sparks since I was kinda low on stam sparks in CM13. Awful speed though, I think I'll just put NTR back.
>>569602224
>>569602106YESSSSSZSSSSSSSSS LETS DUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAHOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSSSSSS YESAAAAAAAAH YEAAAAAAAAAH...*ahem*51191271
>>569602217We shit on VF not because we care about whoever the fuck that channel is, but we hate VF
Are you really waiting for throne before making your next CM aces?
I cant get the cheerleader song out of my head bros...
>>569602393Yeah this
>>569601602well he said unattractive and oguriFAT came to mind
squeezing Sky's lemon-sized tiddies
>>569602429No, that's stupid
>>569602393>we
>>569602439for a whole month I couldn't get "Incredible Lace" out of my head
>>569602190It's for prudent positioning and she's got decent training hints as well. But yeah I guess I'll borrow El
>>569602393True not like the hate is unguaranteed. The fag's just that intolerable
>>569602532Ah fuck man, your post just triggered Tracen Ondo in my head, specifically Gold Ship version.
>>569600752Sure. Can you help me? Now that I think about it, I've never gotten an S stat either
>>569601792A good smart falcon is just about the only thing that kills my scarlet because it hits so early. Bourbon and Smaru hit on the corner, they can't take 1st as easily, but Falco is a valid reason to bring double keen eye double opening gambit just to force her to heel.
Holy Sweep
>>569602220I don't know. This is "safe horny" as the zoomers say. Feels like you're just looking for things to be mad about.
>>569602369AaahSeiun was close there...I need to get Speed Eater (+ maybe Ines Unique) on her40259764
>>569602602so this is why Umama is not getting kicked
>>569602224When all those "phase_random==2" accels get updated to be "phase_firsthalf_random==2"when will it happen? who the fuck knows, knowing cygames they're just going to let it happen when it normally would instead of fastforwarding it and saving the game from a dogshit meta of "fronts and xoguri, maybe ends if straight spurt"
>>569602626I'm not mad, I think she's hot. I wanna laugh at the people that are mad about it but there are not as many as I was hoping for.
>>569600175post the B side too
Did Tamamo cross really had a micropenis?
>>569602843ESL King...
>>5696026851200 Wit Pasa couldn't proc a skill to save her life So close to overtaking... T_T35757006
>>569602429dunnoshould I?
>>569602843what did tamammoi did
>>5696027971.5 anniversary trust the plan just like 1st anniversary balance got pushed to 0.5 anniversary
>>569602882Nothing wrong about the sentence THOUGH
>>569601534>>569601824Sadness overwhelms me
>>569602843No he didn't, the owner made a joke and peoplel took it literally my penis was average or slightly larger.
>>569602979Yes there is
>>569602989It's usable. Shame about some of those skills though
>>569602989You can throw that in if that's the best you have. The green and mile S will patch up that shameful speed, s-surely
>>569602903PoC procs for thee but not for me37729608
>>569602942You'd wish, all the SEAnig sloptubers were movlizing their discord kittens to beg for ultraskip and spark passes instead of balance changes that would've made their instawin picks lose value
>>569602843https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/549448576/#549456682Man can't believe this post is 6 months old already
just stroked my dih to an uma bih
>>569603003>my penis was average or slightly larger.Tama-chan...
>>569603172Why do you think cygames would bother listening to sloptubers
>>569603186IT'S NOT THAT SMALL
>>569603079>>569603123This is the King I was using prior
>>569597229
Tamtam a cute
>>569603167Halo is scary....59136725
>>569603452suzuka's steamy clam...
>>569603483bambam with Tamtam
>>569603483evil naked horse
>>569603324Why do you think cygames would do anything beyond what they already did?
>>569603553that's not Mejiro Bright
>>569603516S+ beating Ug Falco gwos...
>>569602989surely you can double circle speed skills instead of going for spring spectacle's +60 power
>>569603445Tough call
>>569603605Because they already did it once?
>>569603172nta but I couldn't care less about thoseSEAfags want those things because they want to justify their bottingI want only balance changes because I want to play the game and shaking up history makes it exciting
Damn and I just wanted to draw a small but hung futa Tamamo...
>>569603710It also gives +60 speed so no, I need it.
>>569603657BRIGHT NAKED?WHERE
>>569603516Don't do that Seiun...Please...Don't give me hope...75529576
...
>>569603795Upgrading spring runner oo to spring spectacle only adds 60 power and no additional speed
it's okay man some girls like tiny pps
>I got raped by a dacchiI FUCKING KNEEL
>>569603872...
Festive Dress wins her 4th attempt on a win 1-class race
>>569603975
>>569603975>>569604049
>>569603859Late start aids60142536
>>569603771It's okay some draw mares with cocks so who gives a shit
oh my god give me mcqueen cunny
>>569604049>>569604107AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>569603859>falcon rolled gate 1You got away easy
>>569603771I saw porn of dicklet futa Tamano topping hung Oguri the other day and Oguri looking very unenthused and then Oguri taking her turn and wrecking Tamano
>>569604231
>>569604008Dacchis represent
>>569595662DELICIOUS
So did the Korean version change the pinching fingers?
>>569603859SMART FALCON???*looks again*TWO SMART FALCONS???69429120>>569604276NUH UH It was completely fair & skill based yep yep yeppers
>>569604451to be fair a lot of pps would seem small to bono
Is Manhattan Cafe an actual schizo? What's wrong with her? I thought Tachyon was the crazy one but this girl is like halfway in another dimension. She's completely bonkers. Are there any other schizo umas besides these two?
>>569604567Nooo...
>>569604413K**t* and L*v....
Why can some other umamusume have supernatural schticks like Mihono Bourbon rendering electronics unusable with a touch or Kawakami Princess having superumamusume strength but then Sweep Tosho can't actually cast magic? What is this bullshit?
>>569604413Bro doxxed Gary...
>>569597229>Big belly contrasted with small chestThat's hot.
>>569604413It was a kino race especially when the announcer shouted INARI ONE
>>569604610bwo...? do we need to get you diagnosed?
