Pakalive Dash Vol. 3 can be watched here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUgJfv2hJVIPrevious: >>568883724>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up:Manhattan Cafe (3* Alt), Gentildonna (3* Alt), Satono Diamond (SSR), Gran Alegria (SSR)Story event with Blast Onepiece SSR currently underway>Next Lvl 6-7 AwakeningsSilence Suzuka - July>New Scenario"Tracen-ken, Repaying the Favor" this coming monthBackground-App Auto Training this coming monthFull Details: https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3263CM Classic will be held 6/23, Tokyo, 2400m, left, heavy, spring, cloudy, NO DebuffersCM Long will be held in July, Nakyama, 3600m, right, good, summer, sunny, NO DebuffersLoH Classic will be held in August, Kyoto, 2000m, right, summer>Beyond Dreams Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ibD_nSFr923JtCxRS7GJikwY9csnMBkfRzsLnew5jvg/edit?usp=sharing>IP News>7th Event: WORLD TOURTokyo - 6/20-21https://ts7th.umamusume.jp/Travel Pop-Up Store:https://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ monies derbydacchi.gudnight.fyi>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>569152246Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
We’re being oppressed.
genuinely concerning janny behavior
im so excited to roll for the new trainee sweep tosho
>>569623565Dacchis you forgot to update the current Netkeiba POG season link....
He does it for free
sorry
>>569624094Motherfucker. And I made sure to change the backlink post too.
Did the fucking janny delete the thread again?
>>569624893Janny being a nigger and nuked both jp & globab
yes but dacchi, you have to address the uma in the deleted roomwhy would you dream of getting beaten up by an uma
>>569625270I hate myself
>>569625270Because when Shion hits me and drowns me down to the deepest depths with her, she does it out of love…
If janny deletes again, do we just stick to regular /uma/ from now on?
Calandagan's race in 40 mins, two races before Epsom Derby
>>569625769Nyo.
>>569625769Fuck no. Keep making threads until someone explains himself.
https://x.com/JPunts97/status/2063247297756942392Bong race is so funny
Oh, someone already made a thread, my bad dacchi. I wonder if the nipponese letters keep the jannies (dumb) (アホ) away
>>569625270I want to go to uma backroom...
>>569628005You should keep the ウマ in the subject it will prevent future oopsies
I can't believe they stuffed Fami-chan.
>>569624271dw, you can blame the illiterate jannie instead.
Calandagan up soon. He brought the french shamans with him
>>569628867Dacchis Calandagan HATES bog ground, the trainer even considered scratching him few days ago if rain persists
Calandaganbros...
HUGE FUCKING UPSET THE 2ND LAST FAV WON
Calandagan got absolutely destroyed and ends up 4th(?) first time not finishing top 2. the winner big gap
>>569629548That Japan Cup win really turned him into a fucking Japanese horse he can't ever ran wet ground
Was laughing thinking wtf is no.1 doing swinging out that wide. Then he wins by like 7 lengths or something wtf
>>569629758Maybe outer side = less boggy because fewer horses ran on it?
>>569629758Less traffic goes to the outside, so maybe the grass there is firmer than on the inside?
Dacchis, m-maybe Masba handles soft ground better and can beat Calandagan at the King George if it has the same track conditions as today…
>>569630301And if masba jobs harder due to the ground conditions?What do we do with you? Throw you into the tracen dungeon?
https://x.com/racingtv/status/2063259660338049341Calandagan aiming for Saint Cloud > King George next
Yeah this race is a fucking joke IFHA will just ignore the results
>>569631237>pissed>does pretty much anything her torena asks her to do anywayGuru-nee is like this too.
>>569631740Is it gonna be KYR-RW 1st-2nd place, or will Daryz sneak above RW?
>>569631883any uma would fold to her torena, especially after classic year
>>569630301Masba is winning the KGQE I have full faith in my boy, just a bit iffy on Rumao in international races
>>569629548Yeah Calandagan is 100% returning to Japan Cup. Maybe he will get to Arima too if he won again. A 5 year old gelding that has been turned into fast track merchant is a tragedy. He can only run in middle east Japan and HK now...
My Golshiling POG pick Seiun Ozora will have to debut together with the most hyped up 2 year olds Jodrell Bank and Matenro Arcana this is rigged as hell
Miler sex.
Palmer looking like she's about to jump his bones in broad daylight.
>Slowest Derby since 1983The ground was way horse than i imagine lmao
>Aidan winslost the coronation cup whilst half the race being his horses but he got the big one
she looks weird without the haughty/smug experssion
>>569636989I forgot the pic
>>569637163>>569636989She has a babyface that only becomes obvious when she takes the smug off.
>>569631740Jan Brueghel did get 124 from this race last year, for a very close win over Calandagan. So I could see Bay City Roller getting quite a high rating from this. Especially since IFHA values wins by big margins.
AIIIEEEEEEEE
>>569641731Krafto definitely notices.
why is she like this
>>569643429Xinatore, please...
disgustingxina is the cutest and sexiest when she's angry
why is this G2 collector like this?
I'm still not sure why Verxina just doesn't go for a straight and say she loves her torena or even better just rape him
>>569629936That's an actual tactic, yeah.
https://youtu.be/0I9KoDGs4eoLovcen being cute and clingy.
>>569631237I love seeing another artist drawing the kusogaki chibi dulalala>>569631883lube-chan certainly got influenced by guru-nee....
>>569655189My gorgeous wife.
>>569655189gruvu rapes her torena while repeatedly whispering tawake into his ears
>>569630301That was during a fucking storm. The track looked worse than bogchamp last year.
>>569656526tawake require UMAPYOI correction...
>>569656526>>569657878How is it rape if we're married and I'm willing?
>>569658128spousal rape existsblink twice if you're in danger
>>569658882To even insinuate that of an alumni of the prestigious Tracen is insulting.Look at this video of Groovetore, he's clearly very calm, collected and showing all the signs of a happy husband.
>>569658882The only danger I'm in is if she drains me too much with her sexy body. And even if she does, I wouldn't mind - it's a damn fine way to go out on.
>>569659628>>569660049>hey man you've been walking kinda funny the past few weeks, everything okay? I thought I also saw some bruising on your waist and hips for a second....>h-haha it's all good, just fell down the stairs again
Hold on, did a rabbit win Epsom Derby?
Imagine the (lack of artificial) smell.
Uma has declined bigly at comiket...
And Corpoket has declined bigly from Comiket...
>>569633151Jodrell Bank feels like a scam to me with Takei being his trainer.
>>569673962With how bad lottery has been, some artists are just sticking to the Uma specific events instead.
https://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/2063396745741004859Damn Golden Tempo KD win wasn't a fluke afterall
2 years in a row where US has a double crown winner and both skipping the Preakness. Will they fold and actually change the triple crown schedule to make them attempt it again?
>>569686454Doing anything that has a decent chance of making horse racing in the US slightly more popular would be incredibly out of character for everyone involved.
>>569686454I get that Preakness's schedule is the problem, but wouldn't Belmont's have to be shifted as well?
POG anon here.CoolUma, could you double check these names? They don't seem to exist.>インフレキシビリティ>ユナライト
>>569673962Post numbers.
>>569688073a popular opinion what people supposedly want is that the preakness gets dropped as a "classic" and travers stakes to get added as the final leg of the classic.
>>569688518NTA but>>569688518https://db.sp.netkeiba.com/horse/2024106973/https://db.sp.netkeiba.com/horse/2024106664/
>>569686454Nope because muh uh tradition. people will just continue to ignore Preakness and treat Tavers as the real final leg
I like tradition, and believe it should kept the same. They should change the incentives for achieving a triple crown like give a big bonus for achieving it. However, this would eat into the profits of the racing associations, so there's a bigger chance for them to change the classic races rather than adding incentives for achieving and claim winning the triple crown itself is the prize
This last Pakatube was really entertaining. I hope they bring all four of them back for more games. https://youtu.be/RgbjXLqSORw?si=9pTdKq7Il2Qmn4xs&t=1345
>>569692130Thanks. Updated.
>>569694904Epipipipi really is as dumb and genki as I thought. I love my son.
Yasuda Kinen sure is unpopular even though it's a GI.
>>569704435A Mile G1 between the Derby and All Star race, it's pretty much just a filler
うむ.余い!
>>569658128roleplay because it helps her destress
>>569623879One of your people was ruining the /uma/ threads and for once you guys were a victim too, since of the overlap (maybe he made your last OP? he makes some of the /uma/ ones)See:>>569690960>>569691676
biscuit sand wins newcomer race on turf
Ultra hyped Efforia spawn will debut in ~8mins
>>569707728Logocute
Logo is next pickuptrust
>>569708727I knew I was right to trust that cute name.
Hot and sweaty himba...
>>569708958Absolute domination
Jodrell is legit
>>569708958efforiaspawn wins, kitaspawn flopped, 10th favorite 2nd place
>>569708958EFFORFORFORFORFORHad me worried for a moment there but whipper supreme found a way.
>>569708958Good debut. Didn't just go all out for the win. Coming in from the pack to learn.
interestingI go to do my tickets and I get exclusively flagrant homosexuals in all of my lobbiesI guess I'm just gonna be waiting to use up my next 16 runs.
>F4 might be a legit sire after allAll that's left is for the Shaffy spawns and Taiho spawns to debut and the EST drama will live.
>>569710358>引退危機を乗り越えたシャフリヤールは150頭以上と交配予定「リスタートする」/種牡馬展示会He's going to regret being fertile if his seven kids start winning big.
>>569710358Or it could be Rising Cross blessing just like his Unc Croix. The other F4 in the race placed 7th. But gotta everyone gotta do the knee jerk, the coolest dance.
>>569710232>Didn't just go all out for the winHow could you tell? Lane not spamming the whip like usual?
>>569710814Yes, if he got fined = he's going all out
>owned by Katsumi Yoshida
>>569710893Lel. Sasuga whipper supreme.
>>569708958shoutout to vento rina getting 4th as the only filly, needs a bit more stamina and maybe something will click
>>569710180And this was Kita's 10M fee generation..... I think he works best with sub-par & mediocre mares
>>569711601>I think he works best with sub-par & mediocre maresI was thinking that as well
I like this little creature.
What a crapshoot race
The absolute state of Bong racing.https://x.com/goku_uma/status/2063300618106941710
>>569711601Only just 2 days into the new season. Yesterday just had GT Sakura who put up an extremely impressive debut win.
>>569688738
>>569713838>still 400 for kancolleseriously?
>>569714824Didn't they announce S2 or something recently?
>>569715398bro...
https://x.com/AsakaOfficial/status/2063472383923753174Asaka.......
>>569715398kancolle s2 aired years ago, i guess it's just stayed popular
>>569714824This posts (>>569715398) is reason as to why 400 is all the more jarring
>>569713838>Train, Travel, Mecha, and Military mogging all of those seriesTrain Otaku are scary...
>>569715750>>569716000https://kancolle.doorblog.jp/archives/63217653.htmlI meant this. I don't know if it's real or not, but I remember I saw lots of Shigure on a random day in my fyp.
>>569715398They announced a new OVA or something at the night club event.
>>569715950She's going to die if an F4 spawn wins a GI.
>>569707774>fubuki mc againLmao
>>569717728>>569718019Oh it's this shit again.