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To this day I don't know what they meant by "spoiling" Seia here
"I want a Himari thread!" *monkey paw finger curls*
Where's Toki's equal attention thread?
>>569635680this ""event"" is part of the main story, so it will always be available to youin fact, Toki (Armed) is the first student available through progressing the main story
>>569635895why did she do it
>>569635985Heavy petting
>>569635895>artist's barely disguised fetish
plea deal with frogwife
This thread will be better.
Aoba sitting on shoulders of Hikari sitting on shoulders of Nozomi, wearing an eyepatch and Suou's hat and Suou's coat pretending to be the supervisor to gain authorization somewhereSprite included
>>569635985Lap pillows or some shit you do in the asmrs.
coom in Nozoom.
where is she Nexon
>>569635985>there is a retard here who will argue there's no implication of sex in the sentence "I spoiled Seia in her room until she was fully satisfied."
IS THIS ACTUALLY FACTUALLY TRUE?RIO-SAMA?HAPPY BIRTHDAY....YAAAY!PEACEPEACE
>>569636021On her birthday
>>569636141
>>568878645????
>>569636221He patted her head gently
I like sex!
>>569636221Students get excited over fucking headpats. You forgot your gookako.
>>569636083I am unironically fine with it. There are way too many BA girls that would benefit from a good spanking honestly.
>>569636141>midori mama years>sensei momoi yes>ao game / ao real / ao doujins
Big tits are......rudementary.
>569636378>You forgot your gookakowhat did he mean by that?
>>569636293leisa... gone...
>>569636293LMAO
>569636378get better bait
>>569636083He's just like me
I need more fresh eggs, Mika.
>>569636293
>>569635895I would spank that ass every time I had it within my range
>>569636141>maid kokonaone can dream
gookako wouldn't "spoil" Seia that way unless she has a dick
>>569635985ear cleaning, cuddling, headpats, lap pillow, whispering, compliments, ice cream, food treats, tucking her into bed, kissing her good night, cleaning up her room, doing her dishes, cooking up breakfast then putting in the fridge and leaving a note that says "good morning seia, just heat this up in the microwave! love, sensei". any retard that immediately think sex have no romance in their life.
My canon wife Fuuka ..
>>569636390she deserves more than than spanking
>>569636319Kayoko is sex
>>569636430
EVERYONE HERE BESIDES ME IS RETARDED
>>569636221It'd be out of character for the sensei in game to have sex with any of his students. Sensei is essentially an idol and if he started fucking word would get out quick and shit would get nasty. I read it as just us feeding her snacks or some shit.
>>569635895>this image will be posted whenever in response someone tries to post something serious with HimariHimaribros...We have become the butt of the joke...
>>569636562>it could mean all of those things>but definitely not sex!I really don't understand the thought process here
>>569636650Too big.
Gigantic stupid cowtits don't even look aesthetically pleasing.
>>569636786HE'S GAY!HE'S RETARDED!HE'S A GAY RETARD!
>>569636672what about a kiss?i think a kiss even on the cheek is fine
>>569636141>faggot moment>ultimate battlesuit gookako>wife sexy>big sex need love>yuuka lot ass>real ao game>midori mama>nigga nonomi>popular nagusa>momoi let dick play>mika bitch>aris slop lewd>momos erotic
Wappiii
>>569636786because all these things are much more plausible in this game compared to them having sex.
>>569635985Feeding her grapes like a Roman aristocrat.
>>569636801true. moderation is key
I don't think there should be canon sex in the game, it should be up to each Sensei to decide which students he wants his Sensei to fuck. Just like how your Sensei can look like whatever you want him to look like, as long as he's not a woman
>>569636801Kisaki got boobsmogged, sorry to say that but it's true
>>569636786nta but you think what you want. If it makes you happy, good for you. Yes Rio had sex with you in her momo.
>tfw no Toki to spoil
This thread is literally ass
>>569636732FOR EVERY ACTION, THERE IS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION! IF SOMEONE SMACK YOU, THEN YOU SMACK BACK!!! IN THE SCIENE WORLD, THEY CALL THIS NEWTOWN'S THIRD LAW!!!
is kazoos still popular?
>>569636868Maybe?
>>569635985it's sexthat's all there is to it
>>569636941Medium premiums are the best, but a dying breed.
>>569636986Kisaki is x500 more sexual than Rio.Sorry to say that but it's true.
>>569635985lots and lots of womb pats with my dick
Sex.With Ibuki.
>>569637312
>>569637221we just got erika last week
>>569635985Playing retro games with her
I want to show Rio G Gundam so she can be inspired to make robots that are based on cultural stereotypes.
>>569637109There's a new western kot in town
>>569637390Sex.With Makoto?
>>569636732heh... butt....
>>569637497
>>569637390Yes
>>569637497OH NONONONO, KOREABROS???
>>569636786>I really don't understand the thought process herethat''s because there isn't one. he's trolling.if most people read it and think "sex", then that's all that matters. the writers aren't so stupid that they don't know what it sounds like, of course they know. only a midwit would genuinely argue about this.this is the first time I've posted this. I didn't make any mistakes. it's all in your head.
>>569637573Thank you for your assistance.
I'm completely confused with this new event. What do I do after defeating Daath?
Soon.
Kei-chan too strong
The Great Eastern Cat
>>569636672clearly it's not out of character since multiple momos basically say he did it
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
>>569637735she stole Serika's tail...
>>569637691Chill
What the fuck where did she get all those, she so cool
>>569636884>all these things are much more plausible in this game compared to them having sex.retard
>>569635985Walked her home gently
>>569637497That’s fine too.
>>569637713Sigh, so I'll have no choice but to fap to Kei-Kei
>>569635985You ever seen those cat squishing videos?like that
>>569637878
>>569637521Anon... I think you are mixing up doujin and fanart material which is fun for us all vs what people actually thinks happened in the game. In the game all the stuff >>569636562 listed is more plausible than actually fucking a student in terms of "spoiling". Whereas if I will draw doujins or fanart, it would be fucking. I dont think most people actually think Seia had sex in the game.
https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/2062846359414440379
>>569637497>right eyewhat does sensei mean by this?
>>569637713Why?
soon
>>569636613WE ALREADY KNOW SENSEIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>569637819Then how can I farm toki?
>>569637956stop being a midwit
Thoughts on Haruna-sama?
Can I refund my students? This retard came when I was chased Rio
>>569636732I have a spanking fetish so I'm fine with it desu>the buttheh
Wakamo
>>569638051All purchases are final.
>>569637906Rio would add the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon to Avant-Garde unironically.Probably even praise the naming sense.
>>569638154Sexjutsu
you having sex with your students is all your head sensei
>>569637691Nothing.This phase of the event effectively ends with Daath. There's a phase 2 that begins once this phase times out and you'll be able to farm currency there.They tuned the raid hp too low for the EN server so we cleared everything a week early and now we're just stuck twiddling our thumbs and waiting for the timer to expire.And yes, because the raid hp was fixed lower on this server and were consequently cleared sooner, it means we miss a week's worth of Toki eleph farming that other servers got.
>aris hater schizo pivoted to arguing sensei doesn't have sex with his students
>>569637859
>>569637983the bang
>>569638347In doujins he does.
>>569637983You should be able to solve this
>>569638029holy brick
I don't play this game and I'm already dedicated to a gacha so I really don't need to pick another one up, but I really like it aesthetically and kinda want to get familiar with and maybe follow it. Was the anime a good adaptation? Is there a story reader? Should I just not bother and stick with enjoying the copious amounts of smut available?
>>569638331>me when I lie on the internet
>>569637737Haven't posted or shown one dialogue implying it.
>>569637838Explosive breasts
>>569638541why does she want to do a lover's suicide
>>569638347i have sex with my students (imaginary)
>>569638470before I answer any of your questions tell us what other gacha do you play
>>569636786You could interpret it as sex, but someone committed to a monogamous relationship with another student is free to interpret it differently
I cum inside my students
I'm having sex with (you) in my head right this second
>>569638541if Ariake means the place where Big sight is at the yes she's the anal/vaginal/naizuri queen
>>569638285>all your headUh...yeah?
>>569638470I picked up Blue Archive because of the porn and the prologue + tutorial was enough to give me context for like 90% of it. You can probably just find that on youtube and enjoy the fap enhancement.
>>569638747
>>569638662Of course they're free to interpret it differently. that's one of the (multiple) reasons they'll never explicitly say "Sensei continued to plow Seia all night long", because it would ruin people's romantic headcanon. But it's still the definition of an implication and to say otherwise is simply disingenuous.
tfw no dog gf
>schale building explodes>no injuries>still have no pay
>>569637838Rio isnt ready for sex. I would feel uncomfortable fucking her considering she has a social IQ in the single digits. Also I don't get your post. Boobs have been in the game since the start.
>mfw Blue Archive gave me RESPONSIBILITY autism>Can't stop following sensei's example of an adult and degeneracy >everyone of my peers and family now treat me as the man of the family now>I'm now managing the bills, go out to deal with insurance and finance for the house>I just want to go back being a manchild who plays vidya and collect toys again>Sense of RESPONSIBILITY holding me back because people rely on me nowI think I self-inserted too hard....
>They had lots of sex afterwards
>>569638978you self-inserted as the wrong person, Yuuka-sensei
>>569637713>No akira in sightSigh.. i need her content john nexon
>>569638978happens to the best of us
>>569635985I was utterly and completely raped I will never be able to get married now
>>569638978Meanwhile I enjoy the fantasy of being a responsible adult, but I lack both the skill and the will needed to gain those skills. Being a theoretically responsible person is good enough for me though. Proud of myself for being such a reliable person, in theory.
https://x.com/kyua_kushikatsu/status/2063214327348269207
Kani
>>569638978>>mfw Blue Archive gave me RESPONSIBILITY autismsame, now I take responsibility when I cum in my students
>>569639042Is Karin Warmachine?
Hi /bag/. After I get kei who should I get out of arisu, kuroko, or bhosh?I don't have any blue fest students. I'm not going all in so I can have some left over for non fest limited students.
>>569639234
>>569639034I am managing the accounting to the point I'm the only one with barely any money or eat proper meals.
homuchu
nigger>>569638203faggot
>>569639381unironically all 3+keissr rates will be doubled so start praying
>>569638945>Also I don't get your post.Then you're retarded. The point is that the game has no problem explicitly sexualizing a student. There is no ambiguity to bRio's L2D, no plausible deniability, it's just objectively an L2D about her tits and they're gloriously on display for people to get horny over. To act like an implication of sex is the least plausible interpretation of Seia's momos, when Nexon is clearly fine with sexualizing students, you have to be either trolling or a complete retard.
Ibuki, Kokona, Cherino. These are the three loli that Blue Archive has.However, the fanbases these three have are distinctly different.The fanbase most interested in sexual matters is probably Kokona-chan's. She's a girl with a slightly precocious side, whose charm lies in showing glimpses of a typical girl her age even as she harbors a desire to seem more mature. Her body clearly shows signs of development too, making her a student who strikes a chord in the hearts of lolicon drawn to girls in the midst of puberty.Ibuki is listed as 11 years old, but she gives off an impression that's somewhat even younger. Around the time her 1st PV came out, even among hardcore lolicon who weren't playing Blue Archive, there were voices asking, "Who is this girl?" The voice actress casting was clearly aimed at a specific demographic—not so much fans of girls in puberty, but rather those who prefer pure, innocent girls like sunflowers, or if we dig a bit deeper, the segment that likes even younger girls.In terms of disposition, the fanbase that likes Ibuki probably overlaps closely with those who like Kaede. Kaede may be 15, but her personality is close to that of an elementary school girl, and with her childlike demeanor, loli face, and voluptuous body, she strongly captivates a certain subset of teachers. Personally, I think Kaede is the most "loli" character in all of Blue Archive.Cherino is an extremely enigmatic girl. From her initial voice actress casting and build, her character design was blatantly targeted at a specific lolicon demographic. However, she didn't gain the popularity one might have expected. I suspect this stems from the mustache attached to her and that bratty, insufferable personality. Even lolicon who like bratty girls aren't all that into outright little shits. The lolicon who can love Cherino, mustache and all, embracing even her free-spirited childlike nature—those are the true ones, wouldn't you say?I acknowledge any counterarguments.
you're boring me /bag/
>>569639621I don't care
>sensei asks students with a very obvious answer>student gives a very committed answer>sensei does a fucking miraclelove it everytime.
>>569639590What if I like all three
>>569639621maybe a glowing catbox changes your mindhttps://litter.catbox.moe/zzj8gvwje1yca09i.mp4
>>569639621Say something retarded I can bounce off of. I'm a counter-shitposter.
sensei canonically had sex with hoshino
>>569639749should've made that an earrape screaming STOP CLICKING DANGEROUS LINKS YOU BASTARD
>>569639804they had sex on the beach too
>>569639590
>sex on the beach
don't worry picklezoos is going to picklenuke this thread
>>569639621
picklezoos is the single worst thing to happen to /bag/
dont you have missions to grind sensei? get off /bag/
>>569639381fes students are always worth it
>>569639582Other gacha do a lot better at actually implying sex. I think It's fine if you want to do that if it fits your student wife. I see what you're trying to argue here. You can just say all the momos imply sex afterwards since they all end up pretty happy tonally. L Sex with seia actually happening in the game is more plausible than doing bdsm play with her I guess. I assume it would just be her sitting in my lap rubbing her head. And that's what happened because I only fuck Utaha.
I need Zoos...
lets fuckin go man
>>569639234>>569639405highlander (summer) soon
I keep clicking those catbox links and they're never actually dangerous...
When is the girls und panzer collab
>>569640457ibukiposter got banned so no more glowing links
One day I awoke from my sleep at 4 AM and as I did I realized my brain had been repeating the phrase "bAzoos is not real, bAzoos can't hurt you" endlessly while I was sleeping.
>>569640215Shut up Arona
>>569640069that would be pandazoosthankfully it went extinct
>>569640612next year at best
Sensei totally had sex with Hifumi on the beach at night. No one drinks tea at night. It can only mean sex.
the artificial vaginal queen makes her appearance on /bag/
N...NANI? NOTHING IS REAL?
>>569638731Aura monster moment when
@Arona edit this picture to make Rio glow
>>569640762
what an annoying dead week
>>569640819Nameless Priests lies.
>>569640737Indeed. I had sex with Hifumi.
>>569640889
I've decided.I'm going to roll for Azusa (Swimsuit).
OFFICIAL BEST POSTERS LIST:1- variety zoosposters2- kratzoos posters3- babzoos posters4- bananazoos posters5- picklenukers6- citroos posters7- pandazoos posters8- everyone else
Does this event have the highest concentration of sex in the game?
I've been splurting to Hinata so much lately that I'm starting to feel bad about it (she's pure)
>>569641137imagine cumming on a little girl
>>569641082Liar. Hifumi is not erotic and not for sex.
I thought all the momos implied sex.
>>569639234>cuniculus
2/14 purple reports. Fuck you Nexon and your rigged ass rates.
>>569641198Bazoos won
>>569641430WARNING TO ALL SENSEISDO NOT GUHI REPEAT DO NOT GUH
Reminder that we have divegrass today against /xivg/.https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_26
Akane Love!Tell me now what else does not believe in or belong to me
>>569641628Azusa if she were sexy
>>569635895Be honest with me for a moment /bag/Have you ever slapped a girl's ass irl before?
>>569641657That's not Beetlezoos
whats with all the backstabbing
>>569641752has anyone who's had a girlfriend before not done that? of course I have.
>>569641430GUH... phew
Never trust elves
>>569641782do you like suou
>>569642141Airi is not for lewd.
>octopusERMMM>>569642149i have yet to form an opinion on her
How do I get more Advanced Fusion keystones? I need 550...
>>569641507>right on resetYou'll have to wait until I finish to headpat my students and do my dailies to benefit from my divine luck
>>569642141this is how I canonically treat plain girls
>>569642214Airi is an ASS girl.
>>569642141Do you think a kiss with Airi would taste of mint?
>>569641859Probably some /bag/gots didn't do it even if they had gfs. But Let's be honest, what % of /bag/ ever had a gf? like 20%?
Troops... Time to Job
Mika love
Do we love Rio here?
>>569642835made for sensei dick
>reading a non-h BA doujin>turns out to be y*ri-coded>makes me sick to my stomach but have to admit to myself that it was cute and I didn't hate it
>>569642543made for sensei dick
>>569642039/trick/ is two blocks down
>>569642918what?
>>569642878we love all students here
>>569642537molestbait
>>569642991he forgot his gookako pic
>>569642878it would take a few 'zuri sessions for me to forgib
>>569643163made for sensei marriage
wonder if gookakos ever had sex irl
gookako sex
>>569643327it's pretty easy to get sex when you're gaygays are all promiscuous
>>569641637why do people want to marry kei
>>569643330zamn
Guh
>>569636141>maid kokona
>>569643397She should be yellow damage because those are some heavy tits
>>569643521she's not wearing underwear so her bare manko is touching you through your pants
>>569643442only like 10% of population in real life is gay, and like 30% of /bag/ so it's hard imo
Jumby my beloved...
I come from a land down under
its so hard to stop following the story once you start, i accidentally clicked outside dialogue box at the end chapter which snapped me back into reality. this game can be predatory sometimes with that auto function for starting the next chapter.
>>569637432I love naked JKs
https://x.com/lam/status/2063200739095388325
>>569637982good. more breasts slapping..
What % of /bag/ is >bi>gay>straight>trans?
Ibuki cum inflationhttps://files.catbox.moe/h1kl3a.png
>>569644313keep going.
>>569644569kyskysEveryone except gookako and hifumi posters and certain fubuki poster kys
4000 gift boxes for Bond 100 WTF? I'm so far off...
Do any of you commission BA art?
>>569644569If women irl acted like anime characters I'd be straight but they act like real people instead
>>569644981I pay the AI 0.03 cents to draw for me, yes.
>>569636508I wonder what Mika's cradle of desire would look like
what are any of you talking about mang
Is Kei really the queen of comiket?
>>569645146I think they don't want to do bridal alts because it'd be "unfair" that some students get to be brides and not othersbut I still think they should do them anyway
>>569645194Only this time. Enjoy it while it lasts. She'll fall off just like the rest of them.
>>569645270Mitcher already got one its only fair others get one as well
>>569644839Rio wouldn't wear such fancy underwear, she probably wears nothing but 6-pack amazon basics underwear
>>569645194Yes, 4x more than Aris
>>569644981yes. my favorite artist is waiIllustriousSDXL_v170.safetensors
>>569645484my pink hamster
>>569645469Either that or something extra goofy, like Gundam Print.
I can't wait for the anime to get to V1C3, despite it's flaws it has some great moments for animation
>>569646115all cops are sex
>>569645317lol lmao she's mika and hina popularity tier
don't open
I like how Toki gives us a sieg heil right after destroying Rio.
>>569646285Fuck the police
>>569646430I knew I wasn't the only one who noticed it
>>569646357>censored
>>569635024Minor spoilersVolume 1 Ch3 is where things would have all gone wrong and blown up for Abydos in the old timeline This timeline only changed because Plana being there(mostly) so sensei not being in a coma could avoid the worst scenerio. The story keeps giving not so subtle hints that "this is where that would have happened", like three or four scenes are meant to line up with volume F flashback. It could be a coincidence but it doesn't seem to be the case.Volume F shows at least three potential timelines >GSC president timeline(the one where she was originally there, we don't know any of the details of it yet other than sensei tried giving her advice, she always told him she understood responsibility and shit, but she admits at the end she didn't really understand until it was too late. The story ends with her bleeding on a train taking sensei back to the start of it all somehow). We don't know if all the various bas ends that flashed on the screen are all from GSC timeline or if they're all separate endings that could have happened. In one of the CGs we see Saori die twice>Phenaphrates timeline, plana specifies GSC president was missing in that timeline as well, meaning it's not the same world>Current timeline, avoiding the bad ending
>>569646437as often and as vigorously as possible
>>569645146I get the feeling Rio would not only be okay with but might even prefer simply going down to city hall to sign a document and call it done rather than have a big fancy ceremony. That's okay though, that's how I'd want to get married too.
>>569646671getting corrected by the dawg
>>569641782The entire chapter is metal gear
cmon anon keep playing and post it
>>569646563>Volume 1 Ch3 is where things would have all gone wrongThat still seems nebulous. It's been ages since I've read VF but I remember Serika was mentioned to have vanished in what sounded like the early V1 stuff where she's kidnapped and Sensei helps track her down.A lot of the stuff that came after VF felt more like it was cashing in on VF "bad end" nostalgia references rather than actually trying to flesh out a coherent "this is the point of divergence" statement.
>>569645270Pretty much the reason not to do it
I want a Nozomommy
Rare gomen Kei
>>569646403Hina is also falling off right now if you didn't notice.
Kanna is totally the type to be like>I won't report this, but from now on just come to me when you're pent up
>>569647687Artist source?
>>569647703concerning
>>569647846
Kanna is cuteThat is all
This design is just too peak to be wasted on random promo art. I beg you John Nexon make Nozomi mama an official alt
I am in hell
>>569647687https://x.com/pita_goral/status/2063180008487878713
>>569647703>Hina is also falling offmy dickcuz it doesn't fit
>>569648023What was this promote for again?
>>569648023Pajama alts for the Highlander girls from an event about taking the night train somewhere.
>>569648089Oops, meant for >>569647882
Aris is pure and innocent, unlike KeiPeople are somehow forgetting she is supposed to be daughtercoreYou don't sex your daughter
>>569647984I really like it when artists draw her using her wings
>>569647876The only issue is with this is that sensei would never be arrested for molesting students since he's the meat dildo of Kivitos
mamagaki may be my new favorite fetish desu
>>569642892Are you sure it was yuri and just not friendship and you're reading too hard?
Nozomi went from a brat to a babe
>>569648327Brat to Mommy is peak character development
I've always been Nozomama believer since her momo.
>page 3wake up /bag/
I feel like so many things have been taken from me
>>569648542the dream
>>569648298nice headcanon
>>569648862nice bait
>>569648492maybe I'm too sensitive, but it was definitely on the edge of a friendship love and something more than that (hence -coded)
>>569648814I thought this was gonna be chud doorbell guy for a second
I can hear all of the Korean men collectively kneel in the distance
>>569648542Mari is for raw sex
>>569642892>>makes me sick to my stomachdo you also punch the wall when you lose a matchyou might want to seek helpthey're just drawings, schizo-kun
at this point Nozomi is up there alongside Misuzu and Mine in the nursing handjob core hall of fame
>>569636046>the first student available through progressing the main storyhuh, now that i think of it this is the only time a newfag can get aToki without reading the story
Mari is my favorite fox student
>>569648536It's not character development, she's just both from the beginning, a shitty brat who deeply cares for you
>>569649328can she even reach Sensei's dick for a nursing handjob?
>>569649372
>>569642892I get the sense some people here read too hard into their entertainment.
>>569642892The huge disparity between your average baggot and canon Sensei will never not be funnyIt's like a 400lb lardass relating to and aspiring to be like an athlete
>>569642892One of the better doujins I've read from BA was the Kazusa/Reisa threesome one
>>569649267nta but I just lost a steam sale TKeeper run in the most retarded way possible and had to stop the ground like a cartoon character to get my anger out
>>569649241It's nice that it's a perfect fit with the Mika fig. I'll probably get it too so I can have these two besties on my desk.
>>569649802Did you throw your hat to the ground too
>>569649872yes in fact I had steam coming out of my ears too
>>569649707Which one?
>>569648278Same
>>569649472she has no problem reaching my macropenis
>>569649970based
>>569650018I can only think of the one by Tobimura
>>569650137Your penis has macros? Weird.
>>569650093I need this
why do people raise their skills to 1/4/7/10?
>>569649037Coded is tranny speak so maybe try phrasing that differently next time
>>569650093
Doing lewd things with Nagisa
>>569650339they have the biggest stat increasesthe other levels are fillers to make you spend more resources
>>569650339look at the delta
>>569650475
>>569650339Every 3 levels the numbers do a larger jump. Levels in between give smaller bonuses.
the best value is from level 1 because you get it for free
>>569650339anything between those breakpoints typically has extremely weak improvementssay level 4 gives +14% something, level 5 is 14.4%, level 6 14.8%, then level 7 jumps to something like 17%for EX the breakpoints are level 3/5
Guh, sxe...
>>569650569>>569650576>>569650604naruhodo
Hasumi event where we help her gain weight instead of diet.
The strongests!
>>569650752Rumi sensei...
>>569650578Heehee
>>569650718finna pop my perma banner cherry with sxe
>>569641507I'm ready I'm ready
>>569650914And JOBshino
i'm all ears, nigga
police vagina
>>569651752Fuck the Police
So,,,how exactly do they deploy the robot?
>>569652118very carefully
GlobalBros, are you planning to roll for Erika when her banner arrives?
>>569635895rio is such a bad studentI wish sensei would slap her tits off as punishment
>>569652207no
>>569652207Erika flopped
>>569652207I'm not made of money.
>>569644313wtf why did you stop here of all the places
Satan-san
>>569652246I'm gonna slap her tits with my manhood
>>569652207Entirely depends how lucky I get in Bluefes and when rolling Foxes
Who does /bag/ like more, Alice or Kei?
>>569651909Still can't believe a random mob actually managed to make Sensei put out, holy shit
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>>569652207Erika is a cutie but unfortunately I'm suffering from short hair fatigue
I bet he's not gonna reply to himself with predictable posts at all
Oh damn top teams are actually using double Erika instead of double B.Alice now.
>>569652769remember when erikafags complained that her kit was useless
>>569652769Makes sense, there's no student that can perform her role on p2.
>>569652207If I get Kirara early sure
>>569652589The manly men of /bag/ want the woman to make the first move, bring home the bacon, and initiate the hanky panky, so obviously Kei
>>569652857>erikafags/bag/ only cares about unga bunga DPS, Erikafags are just happy she's out at all
>>569652857>erikafagsit was one dude trying to make a scene
Ichika fertilization.
>nobody talking about the new Aris doujin tlYou guys actually hate Aris https://exhentai.org/g/3975534/b018e91c8b/
>>569653262>eop
>>569653262I don't read doujins anymore
>>569652207We'll see. Even with the crab meta Erika seems like a skip and pray for spook. The dresses look more tempting.
>>569653521why not both
>>569653664I don't get it. Why are people calling her mama?
I need a Wildhunt/Red Winter event, I need to see Fuyu and Yakumo try to outkike one another
>>569637858I was looking for this one.
>>569653715People already were, but she just got a new promo alt that gave her the wife hair.
>>569653470>2 worst characters in the game
>>569653715
hey fellow senseis, what manga are you reading/following?
>>569653715She was mama-coded from the start and then Nexon went and gave her dead mom hair in a promo
>>569653576I'm not made of pyros. My current timeline with ~60k pyros currently>Kei/aArisu>jkAsuna>Both FoxesI'll have to see what my budget looks like after all of that and consider how soon summer fes is.
>>569652207Never cared about her, easy skip.
>>569654085>I'm not made of pyrosyou could be
>>569654075I like Noa-senpai a lot, I hope it gets an anime
>>569654075I wait for a manga to finish to binge read it ever since part 8
I don't know why some people like to pretend like Kei's name is a localization and she's actually supposed to be called Key or something. She was called Kei in JP before Global even got to Volume F.
>>569654075I honestly stopped reading manga by now. When I do read something, it's visual novels
It's Sensei's fault that Miyako said those things. If Sensei was a better person then Miyako would have not said those things.
>>569653720The cartel and knowledge liberation front are ripe for interactions with each other.
>>569654132Turning Arona into emergency food ration after I spent my last penny on pakeji
Improved Goose
>>569654247I don't think they are pretending, they are just too American
>>569654435guh
>>569654247It's K.
>>569654425anon, tablets aren't edible
>>569654075Fx Senshi Kurumi-chan, even though I haven't looked at stooks in over a year. The anime COULD be good but I have low expectations.
>>569654576says who
>>569654576not with that attitudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAl28d6tbko
>>569654573no that's Momoi
>>569654435
>>569654636I'll take the brown Nagi, you can keep the rest
>>569654695holy fuck it's been a hot minute since I've heard that intro
>>569654695>16 years ago
Ahhh, this is Arisu's BGM that makes me tear up whenever I hear it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lhxnFX7uo
>>569654695>>569654906>>569655031Bros... not like this
>>569636732at least you're getting spanked by Rio and she is mommy type dom and is hot so it all fits
>/bag/ would choose a literal albino clone over the original character
>retards don't know that arona is operation system and not the tabletSoftware, not hardware. Couldn't be more different.
>>569655419she sure will be soft after the blender
Uninstall Arona
>>569654821But that's the Colombian flag?
Arona thought GRUB was something she could eat so she ate it and now the tablet won't boot
>>569655553AGP picture. Watch out all.
this kills Arona
>>569655419the operating system exists within the tablet's data storage so eating the tablet still accomplishes the goal of eating Arona desu
>>569655553Too true
>>569655419What, you want me to eat the data?
https://x.com/nemo07335044/status/2063279722084356585is this safe to post?
>>569636221>he just walked her home gently!
>>569655901
>>569655327Threesome with both, obviously.
if Miyu has Presence Concealment EX, does that mean we can rape her and nobody would notice?
>>569655553if sensei (You) was a female would you agree to play BA still?
>>569656041I already wrote that
wrote what
>>569655419>just eat the NAND chip bro, ignore that delicious looking battery and CPUno
>>569656312Women (real) have a fundamentally different brain chemistry, that's why BA has a very very high ratio of male players
>>569656418your name in the Death note
>>569656321Gee anon more than one person referenced the same well-known 4chan meme?
IM GONNA LEAK MY CLUB'S CHAT (for real this time)
>>569656502hina beeina
>>569656506you are talking to "you already posted that" anon
>>569656514This aint an MMO general, bro.
>>569656659no he isn't
What a view
>>569656514You don't have the moxie.
>>569656696we don't have resident femboys who date the whole guild
Pining for Pina
>>569654247Regardless of the official spelling her name is supposed to be a reference to KEY Visual Arts just like all the other GDD members are named after vn/eroge studios
>>569656659Every damn time
>>569655518
>>569656891she chose a different one and she's not in the GDD
I prophesize that we will get shanhaijing summer event this year
>>569636083>>569636390not spanking bratty BA girls should be considered a plot hole at this point
>>569657035my club had one of those too but it's buried in chat history now
>>569657190imagine being this creature
>>569657221
I thought chats get purged after a week
>>569657291Post pregnancy (by me)
hina is evil
is this canon Asuna proportions?
you can't say that
>>569657463Makoto said this
>>569657463t. Pedro
>>569657463I say this
>>569636672The game has already shown that there are rumors that Sensei does "unspeakable" things with his Students. And the Students that seem to believe those rumors seem to have no problem interacting with Sensei.
>>569657463Based Makoto
>>569656926>trying to pretend you aren't himI'm onto you. Tourists aren't welcome in my safespace
>>569654075Been reading Dungeon Crawling CarlIt's slop, but it's very entertaining. Honestly would 100% recommend for all the people who aren't into reading as their first book.
>>569657463truke
>>569656891And just like Alice's name, she's not literally called "Nintendo", just Tendou
>>569656956kek
>>569657463damn, even Mika will agree to this
Please censor the names from club chat if you are going to post the logsAlso, don't leak the club chat to begin with.
I wish there was a way to collect the 10 ap without seeing the club chat
>>569657463
This is me unironically
release the /bag/ files
>>569657770Alice's first name comes from the eroge company AliceSoft, anon... he wasn't refering to her last name
>>569657463Kino
We play against /xivg/ for VGL26 after this game.https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_26https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
Hina's forehead + my gogurt
>>569658205oh shit fulvo?
>>569658206this but my cum
>>569657990Oh yeah, I'm sure it comes from that AND NOT BECAUSE ALICE IN FUCKING WONDERLANDS YOU RETARD
>>569658205are the matches recorded?
>>569657980
>>569657506
>>569657643Kurumi's barely disguised fetish. She laments "it should have been me" right after this.
>>569657463Makoto, no ! You can't say that online !
>>569658283>WONDERLANDS
>>569658283Bro...
>>569657990The anon is trying to imply Kei's name should be Key because of Visual Arts KEY when that wasn't the point of her being named Kei in the story
Key's name comes from Key-Value pairs, a concept in computer programming
>>569658539when are they implementing the value
>>569658539This is probably true, since she's not GDD
>>569654247Westerners tend to mispronounce Kei as Key anyways.
Key was just Kei's title used as a name
>>569654247I'd answer but upon closer inspection I realize you're the shitposter you're pretending to dislike, merely using this as an excuse to start the same argument again
Their names are AL-1S and Key
>>569658297Yeah there's a VoD
>baby zoomers never played a single KEY game...it's over
coom in doomrope in hope
>>569658812I'll never forget AIR
>Today was my birthday. Literally unplayable
GUH
Mikaset
onset
resetalice!
resetkaede
resetarona
Karinset
saibaset
Suouset
gogurtset
treeset
Shuroset!
kei sexo
>>569659031>>569659034>>569659092DIE
erikaset
>>569658812I've always found them quite boring actually. Best I could muster was clearing Fuuko's route, getting rug pulled and never reading another one.
Rioset
The only good Key VN is Rewrite
oh nice I got the deca PV during game loadup
>>569659015>>569659016>>569659017>>569659019>>569659020>>569659021>>569659023>>569659024
Swimsuit Suou release in 2 weeks
God look how flat she is.
>>569658883this is your best one yet!
>>569659398chibi sexo
>>569659279I always knew /bag/ was based
>>569659179What makes them wrong but the others right?
>>569659398subtle meg
reminder that this weekend is a pretty good time to run through some archived events if you haven't done so already and you have plenty of exp reports
>>569659279>>569659450Even you don't believe your own shitpost
kokoposting
>>569658205Time to start!https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>569659529just wait for a regular 2x week or even better 2x normals
I got 3x Karin Eleph and 3x Iori ElephToday's NiggaYield is 6 NiggaCoinsI can now redeem Karin. I hope her momos are good
>>569659529I unlocked them all during Aoi's week but I still don't want to read them...
>>569659662Let's go
https://youtu.be/QFNwNao15DEHina loserina
WHO HAD THE BRIGHTEST IDEA EVER OF ADDING ONE DEAD WEEK FOR FES?
>>569658297https://implying.fun/
>>569659809Me. What are you gonna do about it binch?
>>569659728Nice job niggacoin anon!
For me, it's Summer Pockets.
>>569659529I have yet to even get the welfare girls from the archives
>>569656716proof??
>>569659809Nexon didnt want BA’s anni to interfere with SB2 announcement
>>569659809Me, I wanted the 3x scrimms
>2 purples>gogurtset fucked up againGreat weekend
>>569660017>slop
>>569657506imagine hina squirting at you from that pose. like a sexy mad pee turret
>>569636390There isn't a single girl in the universe who wouldn't benefit from a good spanking session
>>569654636I NEED Mika to milk me with those tits until I can't feel my dick any more
>>569660102sigh... *unzips*
>>569660086Here's your >you fucking retard https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/145683240
>slopschizo
>>569659662Me watching /bag/ lose again
>>569658205NOBODY TOLD ME WE WERE DIVE GRASSING TODAY
>>569660039
>>569660302He told you just now.
>>569659662I don't care who we lose to, but not fucking /xiv/They make this place look like the garden of Eden
only 2 more lesson areas to max. jesus that took a lot of fucking time
>Clanker wifeHeh, that's an okay name
>>569660039>*blocks your path*
weekly reset is tomorrow right? weird that it doesnt lineup with the bonus
>>569660545ew, no Exp toggle
>>569660382>>569660609
>>569660545only roughly 60 hours until we can PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>569660661there is a toggle, I just keep it on until I reach max everywhere
I forgot to stock bounty tickets... I'm bricked!
>>569660656that's how it always is
>>569660132
>>569660656and neither weekly reset nor bonus line up with banner/event change either
inserting my dick into Mari
Yesod, this is your first chance to shine, if you fail me, I'm turning you back into a fucking wall
>sweep 24 times>only 27 superior activity reports
>>569660962that's better
2 more days...
>>569660762haven't tried to hoard ap in a while so I forgot, we haven't had a dead week for a quite a while now>>569660902yeah this shit being tuesday is really funny
>smellyIs it really?
Nonomi is trying to tell me something, but I only speak English
>>569661120titsex
I'm gonna miss b.aris flashing her tight little ass and cunny in my face every time I load up the game when it changes over
>>569659924Wait, what? There's actual good freebies in those archive events?
>>569661120She's telling you that the pizza is a 10/10
>>569659809Me. Fighting decas the past week made me appreciate the sweep button and having enough sleep.
https://x.com/ca_noske/media>The artist is a womanNow that fucking explain the stuffs she drew
Love this smug
>>569661212you can set your own login screen, you know..?
ENTER
>Yesod smaller than everyone
HOLY FUARKCHIBI SEX
divegrass divegrass divegrass
>>569661330Nah it's not the same if I force it to happen... I want it to be the current one according to where the story is
>happy ending Seia doesn't have her own swimsuit
I liked the older theme much more
>>569661283Why are they like this
HOLY FUCK HOSHINOOOOOOOOO
It's hot in here it must be summer
HEROshino
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hoshino love!
>>569661224sShizuko in particular
just like the good ol days
ATSUI!!
We are so fucking back!
>>569660837Look at how happy she is
uhee~
Just 1 pyro please
>352 usersThat's a lot, innit? Lurkers, show yourselves.
>>569652169I think the big question is not how they drop them but how they retrieve that shit and put it on the ship again
This is an absolute domination
I never watch soccer, do they have to throw the ball into the hole or what to win?
>>569660837>>569661631Don't try and give your students odd fetishes...
>>569661917It's called football.
YESOD IS A FUCKING NIGGER
it's over
IT'S OVER
>>569661838nice jinx nigga
IT'S SO OVER
EOS
FUCK YOU YESODYOU'RE ALREADY FAILING MEI'M GOING TO MASSACRE YOU AGAIN IF YOU DON'T DO BETTER>>569661971RRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
She will remember getting kicked out
>>569661937cats have the spanking fetish built-in unfortunately
>>569661950This doesnt look like football bro
>>569662082good thing Mari is a dingo and not a cat.
KOHARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
WE'RE SO BACK
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SCCARRRRRRR
LEWD REWARD
LETSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO
the dame dame ne girl
>>569661937It's not a fetish baka, it's God's intended way to keep women in checkMen like spanking women, and good women like getting spanked by their man. It's just nature.
>>5696622892 minutes later>it's never been more over
>>569662427>>569662427>>569662427