>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3rfUC80DE [Embed]>Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Patch 7.51 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c46881a31a2c90d0965493c921b434eca09113f8>Make it Rain Campaign: May 29 - June 24https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/the_make_it_rain_campaign/NX0yR0viwE>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• June 6, 6:30 PM EDT | Zalera, Crystal Mist W15 P24 | Monthly Malera Meetup! - Maleras Only! >>568891014Previously: >>569617471
I love my femroe so much it’s unreal
moonies run these threads
>>569637171>[Embed]kanchelle is so fucking stupid
my fava has been fun but should i fanta back to femroe
Hello
balmung where
Literally no reason to not love meenas
>>569637171>Troonchelle doesnt know how to bakeColor me surprised
meena earjob
fiddies run
>>569637428it's true and that's why we cherish them
4ourty year old man with a womb tattoo.
>>569637428you’re european aren’t you
can i post my femezen this thread
>>569637612So what if I am...
"Brand new character" won, so I got to 30 on my new Balmung alt.It's very strange how active chats are in Ul'dah
>>569637428I'm not just too fond of miera
Did balmung ever open?
>>569637447Ok*cums on your face*
>>569637281
what if evercold ends up being worse received than dawntrail.what if what we got was the good times
>>569637423here>>569637562fiddie stand, actually
>>569637386brapper sunnie!!
>>569637791it is open for the next month and 22 days, but you can't make characters during prime time when it's full.
any heterosexual pairing catboxes?
>>569637651the post was homosexual in nature so it was pretty obvious
>>569637846beats u to death and whatnot
>>569637791It opens for character creation at like 5am CST and stays open until 7 or 8am CST
>>569637948Well I'm european AND gay so :3
>>569637936I stayed up to like 2 AM MST and it was still closed...
What do some of you use to capture such nice in-game video
>>569637971what the hell man
>>569637945I sometimes do enjoy a nice handsome male :>https://files.catbox.moe/8qa89z.png
>>569638109And it's going to happen again and again. Has to happen.
My catgirl is thinking about how in gta you can spree shoot up a hospital but you can’t “rape” (refuse to pay) a hooker
>>569638038sucks but what can you do but wait patiently.
My Ryne? Cute!My Gaia? Bratty!My dick? Diamonds!
>>569638123it's nice but why is he forging in a library though?
If you peed inside a lalaflel, how much pee could it hold?
obligatory queer leaflet post
>>569638038Yeah, thats not gonna do it. I was staying up to 3am CST and it wasn't opening, so I pulled an all nighter, and it opens around 5am CST (4am MST) and stays open until 7 or 8am CST (6 or 7am MST)
>see someone sit down>they default to the leaning forward poseThis is how you know someone is a slut and has taken a ton of dick.
>>569637893why can't you be normal
It must be nice having seven other dudes/girls to play FFXIV with for 40 hours across multiple days...friends that rather play FFXIV over shit like Marvel Rivals and Destiny...
>>569638356What's wrong with that sitting pose..
>>569638356n-no...
my femra overdid it at the gymand is laying in bed dying right now
>>569638356My catgirl sits leaning back
>>569638396It is :).
>>569638396It's really not that hard to befriend other XIV players
>>569638037yeah that was my point
>>569638386why can't you stop brapping!!!
>>569637791Why does anyone care about this shit anymore?
>>569638396Why are you a monogame anderson?
I wish people were sexually aggressive and demeaning towards my sunnie... nobody's called her a whore in a long time..
>>569638290>RyneRyne!
Beginning to understand the Lientri hate. How can one nigga post so much without ever saying anything interesting?
>>569638592you keep plapping the same people, Ruri
heh it really is that simple
>>569638547Who are you, I swear I'm gonna throttle you
>>569638303He's a bit of a... wordsmith! :>
>>569638632You read his posts?
>>569638651
>>569638727If they know you have no experience then why not give it a go? You've done savage if it's unlocked so not too big of a jump
>>569638727You need to have cleared m12s so you can't even do it unless you do have raiding experience
>>569638290Is it bad that I hate this faggot more than lowlanders because lowlanders are less annoying about being degenerates and don't have 50 ritualposts a day?
>>569638303He's doing it by the books
>[Deleted]
>>569638727Yes, but only show up half the time to prog
>>569638871he is a lowlander poster though, they’re both teenagers
Alpha is advertising Tonkatsu
>>569638727I got invited to do an unreal (Tsukuyomi), and we never cleared because I'm a retard. They're harder extremes (just due to the health bars) so if you can't beat an EX you can't beat an extreme. I've only beaten 2 EXs synced, and only one of those I actually understood the mechanics.
>>569638904it was kind of a shitty whiny post, sorry
>>569638886He's certainly doing me by the books if you get what I mean :>
>>569638632I don't know who that is.
YOU! The weekend is here! Tell me your plans to enjoy yourself and make use of your free time!Or i will swallow you WHOLE!
>>569639000it's rough out there, you gotta take any job you can get in this economy
>>569637582such a beautiful bnnuy
such devastation...this was not my intention.
i made a new character and my paypig bike mount is missing in the maili have never had this problem before...
>>569638585I'm not. I play(ed) both of those games and raided quite a bit In Destiny for a time. Only two of them ever played XIV, with one stopping around EW for more Destiny. Guess it's just too much of a time investment for late 30's folks...
>>569639061Find a cute femra/c@ to plap/be plappled by and continue wrapping up my blue quests
>>569637428I LOVE my meena golem he makes me happy.
>>569639061diamond today or i die in the process
>>569639110is that a man or a woman why doesnt he have the man marks and why does he have the woman marks?
>>569639239hej
>>569638505Aren't most raiders parsefag?
>>569639248Post him!
>>569639061Lift, Draw, and try talking to new people.Also try to create a new character on Balmung
My mava? He's a bit retarded. A meena tricked him into being gay and now he's getting hounded by all the homos.
>>569639175you made a balmung alt. YOU'RE the bike now, its job is done
>>569638632there's no hate though?
is there a way to mute these
>needed 6 scales from the snek fate boss in texas for like a year for the capybara mount>go there today to do mining>see on the map that it's up>get excited>switch to PLD and race over there>there's only 3:20 seconds left on the timer>not a single person is fighting itSome fag spawned this boss, told literally no one and left. Great.
>>569639341It's nice to get a funny coloured number but taking parsing seriously to the point of crit farming is a red flag imo
>"What the fuck why am I getting my ass gaped the instant I engage?">"Oh, that's why..."whoops wrong image
>>569639382ok that is funny but its not a balmung alt thoubeever
>>569639292the inner machinations of your mind are an enigma.
>>569639175The bike mount is for one character only, no?
>>569639292you're an interesting critter bro
>>569639027Bruh... Tsukuyomi only even has one mechanic... why didn't you just watch a video guide?
>>569639450You're getting your ass gaped because you're a gold cc player trying to play flNot interested in a suicide bait response to criticism, Tikaasi
>>569639350The best things in life!~ If you come here soon we should meet up!~>>569639262Victory or death!>>569639239A goal is a goal i suppose... Blue Quests are great!
>>569639439No. I actually made a complain to the mods last week about it. It's fucking ridiculous. 99% of them are memes or homoerotic drawings. I threated in my report to send screenshots of the images of anal sex to my congressman to review if that falls within a T rating.
>>569639347He's shy... >~<
>>569639480>>569639573thats clearly an old man catboy he has the thancred hair ... i love old men catboys so much its unreal
>>569639450Playing GNB into these teams is painful, but with a healer or two backing you up, so satisfying to get to dive into. They fold and crumble like a house of cards.
>>569639650damn ok karen
>>569639061Feed the anchors, gpose and maybe post booba, drink bourbon, watch streams.
>>569639712We won, but god damn it hurt being one of only 3 melee on the entire team.
>>569639651That fair... my meena will /pet him someday tho!
>>569639583I don't learn from video guides, they just confuse me more. I can only learn by actually doing it. Sending me strategies is a waste of time too so I'm doing it blind or not at all. The funny part is the moon black/white part wasn't the hard part (for the most part), it was afterwards.
>>569639650online interactions not rated by the esrb chud
>>569639716Your strategy board spam isn't funny, fag, they're obnoxious. Keep them to yourself.
my moonie has started using nvidia filters and its actually making the ult weapons look tolerable enough to use...
>>569639565no its account wideyou needed to unlock mounts for it to be delivered, that was the problem
>>569639828>3/4 on monkThey need to revert BH changes. Players like this should not get to have BH5.
>>569639828those games can be fun on monk because you can get off monster Earth's Reply with everybody hitting you
gridanians are such assholes
>>569639828>tfw i only play black mage in frontlineam i the problem?
>>569639439strategy boards are so interesting when you look at them from a meta sense>REALLY good idea in theory in that it robs third parties of power that never should have belonged to them to begin with (raidplans, google docs, etc)>implement it at the worst possible time (an EX instead of an actual savage tier) so it's not shown to its intended audience>the people who get it first (casuals) drive its reputation 12 feet into the ground by being extremely annoying with it and spamming people with cringy memes instead of actual strats>by the time the savage tier rolls around, people hate them so much that others who use them in earnest have to preface that the strategy board they're sending is actually usefulsuch a funny string of events
>>569639979these comments is why my gridanian femezen lets only ala mhigan men hit as reparations
>>569639974it actually pisses me off viper got the improved earths reply
>>569639979ala mhigans have committed countless war crimes against gridania so it makes sense
>>569639650Ngl, I'm tired of strategy boards too. It's always the same memes again and again. Usually the exact same boards, but even when they're different, its still just the same memes over and over. I've literally only seen one (1) real strategy board, and it was last week, and it blew my mind. Three people in my group (including me) all made some remark indicating that it was the first time they had seen a real one ever (ex: "so that's what these are for")
So what's the plan today? There's only one meetup is and it's malera only
>>569639334hey...
Lala pussy?
>>569639061Only about 4k Crystal Paste left to go and I finally have a day off of work.
>>569640046It's amazing how trannies manage to ruin absolutely everything.
>>569640152race and dc.....
>>569639960I've definitely had better days, but those days I wasn't one of three melee.
which moonie has the prettiest pussy
>>569640046>>569640279
>>569640096they both have pros and cons but i think they should remove viper being able to slither to move their backlash
>>569640291moonie.... crystal..... you?
>>569640332DEFINATELY not my outtie moonie
>>569640371>i think they should remove viper being able to slither to move their backlashThat's not an intended effect, that's just XIV servers being god awful.
>>569639851Yeah, you might just be retarded. No one "learns by doing", at least not the way you're saying. You can "learn by doing" if you already know what you're supposed to be doing (by watching a video), but if you don't already know what you're supposed to be doing, most people are genuinely too stupid to figure it out on their own; that's why video guides exist. At that point, (You) are blind proving, and you clearly don't have the experience to be doing so, especially in a group where no one else is blind proving.
>>569640332the redhead
>>569640363Everyone knows who's behind the strategy board spam as a result of their content being exclusively drawings of gay sex and cringey memes.
>>569640373sunnie.... crystal...post moonie....
>>569640371do you need good ping to do that?
post fat tits
you have to be transgender to raid
>>569640046>>569640279trans people live in your brain rent-free
>>569640642I don't think that's true anon
If I can like and enjoy final fantasy 14 in spite of rightoid zionists also liking it, then some of you can learn to not have trans people live in your head every hour of every day
>>569640627Akam was able to do it just fine and he plays at like 180ms afaik
>>569640446i think they could fix it by making the self root longer though.>>569640627well the timing depends on your ping, but everybody should be able to do it just mashing slither at the end of snake scales.
>>569639027>actually managing to brick an unreal singlehandedly you couldn't waterboard that out of me but also never queue for anything again
>>569640642wrong, but you must have a transgender in the raid
>>569640279It truly is amazing. And they are a protected class so there is nothing anyone can do about it.
Can I have some gil.. I'll pay you back I promise.
>>569640662they live in my brain rent free because I'm a chaser. God I want a trans gf so badly bros.....
>>569640124My femlala will attend the malera meet up (she’ll put on some succubus horns to blend in)
>>569640880how much do you need?
>>569640535yeah gams would never obsess over sex
Why did Ruri Tora plap Mithia Vyvne's lowlander at the game fest meet?
>>569640880suck my miera's cock and you'll get 20k
>>569639830/pet /pet /pet /joy
>>569640769True, if the root lasted until the actual animation ended that would work, like 1-2s would keep you from dipping and diving with it, but I think that would also ruin one of Viper's biggest selling points.
>>569640880yeah sure I can give you some gil
he's right, as soon as I beat M12S my dick fell off, it'll happen to you too
my femlala fell asleep with her hands below the sheets....hehe....
>>569640880How much does your bloonie need
>>569640792Sort of like political commissars except for our LGBT pedo government.
>>569640880if you give me da succ
>>569641106What does that mean?
>>569640971It's hard for you to keep a low profile if you keep walking facefirst into people's groins and snorting like a hog, sis.
>>569640123don't really believe that i usually see strategy board cheat sheets, because they can be pinned on your screen the strategy boards i've seen the most are probably >doomtrain ex intermission position (static) >m12s p1 cheat sheet (towers) >m12s p2 cheat sheet (rep and idyllic) >umad p1 cheat sheet (arrows) and then usually explanations for mechanics on the fly, or proposing new strategies during prog my group used it as a tool for the new criterion, for adjusted strats on m10s and m11s week 1and i've seen unreal strategy boards, specifically for tsukiyomi meteors
femwa
>>569640880cute fake biofem poster
>>569639061Work drink and rot
>>569641176Khagan, my femlala can barely reach your groin, lalas are really small.
>>569641196I like the new hairdoes it support hats?
>>569640461I never denied being retarded but I cannot keep focus on an entire video guide, let alone do that then immediately hop into an unreal or EXI don't even have ADHD I just get overwhelmed if there's too much happening at once or it outlasts my attention span, then I retain zero of the information except for maybe 1 or 2 half-remembered mechanics I will forget once I learn another one. For the same reason, I'm shocked I ever cleared Doomtrain once. I cannot focus on both the visuals and the sounds and if I hear more than a couple sounds at once, it'll blend together and I won't be able to hear the direction it comes from. I have autism and unironic brain damage though so I'm not too shocked>>569640781It gets worse, I get filtered by Meso Terminal.
>>569641183He or she's just arguing in bad faith, he or she doesn't actually do hard content
>>569639061craftin'
>[17:37]You submitted 120(+50%) points toward the “Cosmic Alchemist III” dataset.>[17:37]You submitted 120(+50%) points toward the “Cosmic Alchemist I” dataset.I randomly got this 50% points bonus and I have no idea how
>>569641196Weird ass lips and face
>checking out custom horns for malera>most of them replace ultima horns instead of just replacing the baseugh
>>569641505the fuck are ultima horns
>>569641196Fixed
>>569639061making more of these probably
>>569637171look, it's the schizo
>>569641468do you have one relic at max? You get 50% for finishing one, 100% for finishing three, and 150% for finishing five as a way to make subsequent tools finish much faster
>>569641578a hat in the game
>>569641578a headgearhttps://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Ultima_Horns
>>569641256b-b-b-b-biofem?????
>>569641196didnt you say youd leave this place some time ago you rostbeef retard
>>569641576what hair mod is that
>rostbeef
>its ultimaer and omegger, they’re on a rampage…Lmao brits
>>569641635No, ALC is my first relic it's not maxxed and I haven't started any other one
>>569641649>>569641661oh i see, in that case you can simply just port the modded horns over another item
>>569638724clearly doesn't
>transpeople trying to blame their shitty behavior on gay men and straights againOh it's this episode. If you're proud enough to spam the game with your strategy board depicting a blowjob over and over again you should be proud enough to accept responsibility for it.
>>569641835That may be maxed for the first tier (think mare, phaenna, oixys, auxesia) which should still count, that's the only thing I can think of though other possibility is mech ops but I thought that was only for credits rewards
>>569641913it isn't the item itself, I just wish it was a base change and not something that relied on having a certain glam showing for a body feature. I understand it's probably much more difficult and causes more errors to edit the base horns as part of the face, so it's whatever, just an annoyance.
>>569640978>>569641108>>569641092I just need to go above 500k, I'm sitting at 50k gil right meow..>>569641014Ehhh? Kimoi..>>569641130I know who this poster is.>>569641256What did you mean by this anon..
>>569641913I don't think you're understanding what the OP is wanting. He wants a horn mod that replaces the horns on the body, he doesn't want to wear the ultima horns for the mod.
How would make hunts actually good?
>>569642098Oh that's less than I thought you'd ask for but either way I can help you out unless another anon gets to it first
>>569642098I'd chuck you a mil why nyot, but I am eu so it'd be materia if you're na
>>569641716https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/133772
>>569641969Why the fuck would I put anything sexual in a strat board? I have a lot saved because I found them funny but I never really use the feature myself. I know maybe one other trans person who uses the feature at all and the rest are either randos or GAMs who are bored. Not that you care
>>569642098I can spare some change where did you wanna meet
hola /xivg/
>>569642291who the fuck are you
>>569642132Make them daily zone events like the world bosses in GW2, not random monsters that spawn and get instagibbed by whoever pulls them.
>>569641969straights and gays are proud enough to spam this blueboard with porn links
What's the fastest way to get a schizo?
>>569642291whaddup nigga
>>569642267ignore the obsessed and let them scream into the void>>569642291hey gamer
>>569642049>maxed for the first tierI'm not getting any bonus anymore even for first tier>[18:11]You submitted 70 points toward the “Cosmic Alchemist II” dataset.>mech opsnope, I'm at 0/20I think it's some weird behavior where you get the bonus at the last step of the tier for some reason
>>569642393Make good gposes.
>>569642393be popular as fuck
>>569642393Openly dislike porn spammers.
>>569642393talk about a biofem here
>>569642393Be extremely lewd and extremely clingy
>>569642393Call out a schizo schizoing
>>569642393be good at anything
>>569642393Refuse to lewd and be generally nice
>>569642337just a random fiddie doing gamer things
>>569642439Must be yeah, how strange
>>569642393just get enough yous consistently and you'll get one
>>569642393post your character more than once per thread
>>569642393Host a meetup.
>>569642393Be a femlala
>>569642342discarded
>>569642393Play a female Midlander.
>>569642291Halo
>>569640990Nonce
>>569642393announce that you are a woman irl
>>569642393Join my solo FC and suck me off in the company workshop
>>569642393make porn with anons, eventually you'll make some with a person the schizo wanted to plap but was too cowardly to talk tomost of the schizos here are futas or maliddies so just be a male character who isn't either of those and you'll get all the attention you could ever want
>>569640629https://files.catbox.moe/y35x6h.png
>>569642706sweaty
>>569641895>ace combat 3i did not know you could get so fucking based
>>569642393blankpost
Fisted by Femlala. She will grab the balloon…
>>569642782blankposters are the schizos
>>569641183>don't really believe that It doesn't matter to me what you choose to believe. I am telling olyou the truth.(the mechanic was Necron dance pads; despite being a farm party, someone didn't understand them)>>569641436Retard.
>>569642781Thanks you're too. /pet /pet
>>569642393be skilled at gposing and get more (you)s than the other established ebins
>>569641576Smooching this new lala alt
>>569638290
>>569642868>t.schizo
>>569642393>>569642476My lalaboy does this but >>569642516 and rejecting a chaser very bluntly was what actually gave him a couple dedicated schizos for a bit. I'm pretty sure one still posts but I just don't post as often during SEA/early EU hours so I don't see him as muchBeing open about insecurities or mental illness tends to attract shitposters and is generally really stupid to do on a Mongolian basket weaving forum, but rarely do they turn into schizos until you piss them off. That said most posters who do this seem to be either manic or psychotic when it happens.
>>569642424>>569642657hello fellow gamers.
>>569643030what the fuck is that smile
what should I do in Final Fantasy XIV today?
>>569642291>>569643164is this a new fake sprout episode?
>>569642132Remove reliance on discords.>Add in an NPC like the Skywatcher, but for hunts>You pay them like 100 gil and they provide a service where the game just tells you in your chat log when an A or S rank spawns on your server and which one/zone>A and S rank hunts are invulnerable and untargetable for 2-3 minutes when spawned and scale better to the amount of people in the zone when the invuln wears off
>>569643238pulling on this fiera's ponytail as my miera knocks her up for the third time
>>569642267>Why the fuck would I put anything sexual in a strat board? Because your entire identity is based on sex and sexuality and forcing others to unwillingly participate in the "acceptance" of your purely sexual delusions. It's a no brainer. You can't have been being sincere when you asked that question.
>>569643030>that GaiaHoly kek
Uh oh, Maro melty!
>>569639061More msq
>>569642560name.
Kind of despairing that this tier was the first time in 10 years whm was actually good and now they are dumpstering the job because estrologers couldn’t take not being number one.
>>569638290>>569643030Gaia has the biggest cock-sucking lips I've ever seenLiterally made for gargling on cock all day long
>>569641583
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>>569643331so eager
>>569642831/pet
>>569643259I don't know, that's what it decided "bratty" looked like.
>>569637907/hug (but specifically so your boobs squish into my face a lot)
>>569643556/contentthank you anon
I'll message that cute lowlander later...
gaming
>>569643312what? i have been playing for 2 months into the game now, and been stalking the thread for a week.>>569643413K.A from Cactuar
>>569638320There it isThe gay agenda
>>569643629she's being groomed by a malera bro
My malera is back on the market for f3mras
>>569643443damn bro got early access to the 8.0 patch notes
Run animation for lalas where you curl up into a ball like sonic
Good morning /xivg/
>>569642132hide the mob for world/dc travelers, can only participate on your home serverscale them to player participant size appropriately, but require at least one FPor alternative to the 2nd point, make it a sort of thing that only spawns instanced for each party that signs up for the system
>>569642393good gposesplap the wrong persongposes where you plap the wrong personbiofems are either celebrated or schizod to obsessive degrees depending on the day
>>569643283Lemme smash
>>569643670>KAKill Assist?Full name idiot
>>569643810Why are you trying to schiz out a random poster?
>>569643690it's a he
>>569642132Hunts are fine as is though?
>>569642132You just know she has a bush down there.
>>569639649Okay. I just need to wait until I can create a character...
>>569642873then it's probably one or multiple of the below >the type of people you surround yourself with >the frequency you're doing harder content >the time frame you start harder content (i.e. week 2 or 3 when raidplans and starts are already fully established and they don't change every 30 minutes) >the type of content you run in general if you start farming extremes a few patches removed from their release and do not attempt anything harder than that, then you probably just run into the guys that only post memes as strategy boards but even when you have people that use strategy boards for their intended use you'll still see memes from time to time and i don't think that's a big deal
>>569643895i'm following a guide
>>569637591Literally me
https://litter.catbox.moe/wcjdzz.mp4
>>569643961Guide yourself to a therapist.
upper twenties year old man with painted nails
>>569644042>my first take your medsFUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHyou first idiot
>>569644053INSANE kino
>>569644026LMAOOOOO
>>569644053my lower 40s catboy does this
>>569643703My malera is wishing you luck, you'll need it.
>>569642393stand next to me and take a photosomeone here will begin shitposting you until the day you die
Almost 30 year old man with a big fat hairy gut
>>569644127I didn't say take your meds, I said see a therapist. You're not mentally ill, you're mentally stunted.
>>569644169doesn't count if you're actually a foid in her 20s irl
>>569644169yeah but a biofem is piloting him
>>569640880I would give you 10m but you ignore me when I call you cute every time
>>569644169>>569644149based bros... so based...
>>569643030Feeling a little devious are we?
>>569644253who tf are you
>>569643703Do you like tomboyras?
>>569643669wife wife wife wife wife wife
>>569644289>no youFUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCONCESSION ACCEPTEDWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>569644336when the imposter is sus
>>569644297>>569644301ummm but ive never painted my nails... so i live out the dream on my character
catboy top x hrothguy bottom
Good morning, anons. I'm gonna try and get through Ivalice MINE/undersized this weekend, so starting with Rabanastre today if anyone is interested in joining!The PF is public on CrystalIf you are busy or only care about the other raids, I'll probably be doing Ridorana tomorrow morning and Orbonne tomorrow afternoon/evening. I'm splitting them up due to the length of the quests and time it'll probably take to fill even an undersized group.
>>569644253Need this lizard to smother me till I die
>>569644253i'll make ryona porn of my femra with yours and then you'll have a REAL schizo..
>>569644324
>>569643946All I do is join PF, man. And I have completed all EXs on release, I just don't have the wings for all of them, so I farm the ones I don't when I have nothing else to do. I don't understand what about this is so unbelievable to you. It should not be a surprise that strategy boards are not used for their intended purpose.
https://poal.me/go6phttps://poal.me/go6phttps://poal.me/go6p
Which dc has the least amount of cheating faggots in frontlines?
>>569642393Interact with enough people and at least a few will be genuine crazies.
>>569644520isnt it literally like 50 dollars
>>569644617Trash poal, there's 'none of the above" option
>>569644621dynamis technically has zero FL cheaters (it also has zero FL games)
>>569644621Dynamis, since FL never pops.
>>569644419If she's face 3 my malera will love her and if she is not face 3 there is a good chance my malera will still like her
>>569644624this sunnie keeps getting fatter..
Anon, I'm sorry but... it wasn't you.
>>569644575and i see them used for their intended purpose so i guess it's just anecdote vs anecdote
>>569644621crystal
Give it to me straight /xivg/ WHY do you play the race you do?
>>569644617"They were roommates" is a tired and unfunny joke.
>>56964464850? My nail polish costs like 3 bucks.
>>569644686You sound really desperate. Nevermind.
it's time.
>>569644686What if she’s a femlala?
my femlala got a shovel
>>569644648i guess if you go to a "professional" salon and just a basic cut and polish not including tip
>>569644696Crystal has the most.
>>569644743because i think she looks cute
>>569644687And yet not thick enough, and titties 2 smol.
>>569644743at this point, i'm a fantablob
>>569644754i mean to get someone else to do iti assume thats part of the dream
>>569644689
Morning.
>>569644743self insert ^^
>>569644805this nigga doing AIRSHIPS lmaoooooo
my catboy is making galbi
>>569639061I'm working
>>569644696As someone who has only queued FL on Crystal this is extremely untrue. Plogon wise, botting is extremely common and usually are the "noders" you encounter who LB you the second you attack (and ignore when you're close). Even outside of plugins and bots, people like Momo and Jenesis exist who are known wintraders and will throw every match they're in against you.
>>569644695>so i guess it's just anecdote vs anecdoteSure, but I'm not getting angry about your anecdote or trying to disprove it like you are mine. That's the difference. And a point about the last exchange, you assumed i only do content late when all the memers and shitters are there, when in actuality the only time I've seen a real strategy board, as described, is when it's only memers and shutters, so I don't even understand how you thought this was a good argument to make.
>>569644743Because moonie eyes are insanely adorable
>>569644934gross pedo
Give it to me straight /xivg/: is it wrong if I usually play an alpha/daddy male character and fuck e-kittens on the reg but sometimes I hop on to a femra alt to go get absolutely destroyed by random lvl 2 futas?
>>569644915i dont go out irl enough to warrant getting nails done
>>569644934pedo
>>569642393step 1 be french
>>569644743I thought male xaela looked cool and they still do. I changed on SB release to one and haven't regretted it. My guy looks awesome.
>>569644624You're one of the genuine crazies alongside Ayumi Rin.
>>569644689CRAWWWLLLLIIIIING IIIIIN MYYYY SKIIIIIN
>>569644767The price of being a female enjoyer comes with enjoying, your loss>>569644808Then she is not a f3mra I hope that helps you understand the problem
>>569644743It's self-evident.
>>569644743femra self insert
>>569645068Nice hair *strokes it real good*
>>569644743I wanted to play a fat male elf. I hate vanilla malezen (in terms of characters I could play, not other malezen) and lalaboy suits my personality and gimmick perfectly. It was also my starter race so I always return eventually. I should have never played a tall.
>>569644743she's kind and tall and strong and awkward
>>569645012Live your truth, King.
>>569644743I just thought Male Viera made for a good generic adventurer dude since they're of average height and build but I like their emotes and hair options.
>>569644749fits the thread then
i need to turn down my physics i think
>>569644743I am a fantablob and the only thing that governs my current race choice is chaos itself
>>569644954My femlala doesn’t know how the Koreans manage to make beef short ribs taste good
>>569645219the mod you mean
post fat titsfat asses also workfeet also work
>>569645219TURNUPTHEBOUNCE
>>569645219Physics are fine, post her feet please
>>569644687This feels like some kind of gaslighting..>>569645096Retard.
>>569645012No. Stop thinking so hard about it. That's faggot behavior right there.
>>569645219need dem flopping on my dick
>>569642174>>569641895blankposts sublimated cat
>>569645273yeah, my physics mod>>569645313https://n.uguu.se/wUygYRnw.jpg
>>569645341>want to plap this sunnie>her house has tp off as usual
>>569644743I like being able to be in the front of group photos without blocking my friends
>>569645393thanks you're too
>>569645181>>569645346Thanks bros, that's all I needed to hear.
>>569645426You tease, god I love you so much
>>569645385not the best I've seen of this cat
What’s going on with World’s Best MMO?
Even though feet are posted 24/7 I never developed attraction for them
>>569645426>https://n.uguu.se/wUygYRnw.jpgDYLCATBOYS?!?!
>>569645529>What’s going on with World’s Best MMO?WoW is going pretty well :)
>>569644743In the end I'm a fantablob but very loyal to either Miera or MaleraMiera because I feel like it has generally the best animations and creation, just feels good to play and I like the gimmick I have set up on mine so I feel like he's my own character and not close to many others.Malera I often like a lot too because more masculine and bulky, feel really awesome in armors, still have a level of gimmick and customization that makes me feel at home, and the stride is awesome.
*Dial up noises*
Me every time I interact with someone online https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqDbb7-dn9A
>>569644743i'm a catboy irl.
>>569641593Really annoyed that the Blacksmithing Hammer didn't have the same angle on the screenshot. Really underwhelming.
>>569639061i grilled
>>569645461You'd have a hard time even if it wasn't because I am deep in #othergame for meow..
>>569645247it's a real mystery... always find myself sucking on the bones by the end of it
Forget about the Kefka ultimate world race, we need to talk about this world race happening in Cosmic Explorationhttps://cosmic.chalk.moe/China shot up like 6 places in a day and was almost catching up to Korea
>>569645832We dont really count China, for obvious reasons
>>569645624You rape kids, Macchi. FFXIV is widely considered to be the best, most popular and most influential MMO ever made with over 35 MILLION players. We defeated WoW during Shadowlands when they added fruit bowls and Torghast. We are NEVER going back.
>>569645832what's the deal with faerie being a popular server
cheesy michael
>>569645926gays
>>569645832Why does everything have to be a race? Can't we all just slow the fuck down?
>>569645894Why does she have the hantavirus?
>>569645676IS THAT
>>569645876>Country that routinely gets quarantined in its own server because they can't not cheat doesn't count. Shocker, really.
>>569645984let's see who can slow down and chill the fastest and the best.
>>569645624>>569645894is macchi samefagging or spiritually multiplying
>>569645876But what about Korea? Are you saying all 1000 of those guys are doing it legit?>>569645926It's their month>>569645984It has to be a race because this is the first time everyone is on the same page, everyone got 7.5 at the same time (except Taiwan)
>>569646031>Cheaters pearl clutching over other cheaters
>>569646031>implying a single nigger in this thread is crafting by hand right now
>>569646103spiritually multiplying
>>569644743im a hrothgar irl
>>569645946cheesy micheal
>>569645832post where the crystal servers are, i want to laugh
>>569644743Big cute Behemoth inspired lion woman.
>>569645068
i want to let you know that im putting THAT on before my othergame session today c:
On a long enough timeline, we all become Macchi. This is the power of entropy.
>>569646184nobody does manual crafting except expert crafts. the game wants you to use macros, it even gives you 1-2-3 color coded macro icons for crafters.
>>569646186erm it's pronounced Spiritosis
>>569645894FFXIV won the battle for all of 3 months but lost the war right after. FFXIV isn't even good as a goon plap sex game. It certainly isn't a good raiders game. But WoW is ;)
Is there a mod to add a price tag around my femlala’s neck…
>>569645529is ffxiv hypersexual in comparison to other games? say like you mentioned futa, that would be weird to people not playing this game right? meanwhile in ffxiv you have people with F+ being the first thing you know about them.
>>569646293How old is she anon. I need to know.
catgirl x femlala yuri
>>569646304i rather kill myself
>>569646293why did the ears get bigger
>>569646298you don't need to tell the thread every single time you put sissy hypno on bro
>>569645894Personally after playing almost exclusively FFXIV as far as MMOs go for 4 years, doing WoW PvE makes me yearn for evolved mode to release more than anything else. I finally understand the appeal of the WrathCombo plogon even if I never touched it.
>>569646250oh no no no malboro bros?Balmung is rank 21 in the world, Malboro is 55
>>569642393good gposesplap the wrong personreject the wrong personbe nice to people that reply to you because to some anons, this means you're leading them on
>>569646331then why didn't you mentioned the other retard >>569646103fucking retard.
My penis is cumming. That’s how you know that FFXIV is the breast MMO and one of the breast games of all time.
>>569645426its funny when you pretend you dont like turning others on
Ultimate raiding is too easy for me now, I’ve conquered all of them. In order to find an even bigger challenge in this game I will be looking for a male character piloted by a biofem so I can EB them on my GAM femra
>>569646398oh sorry bro, i can stop...
>>569646526get ready to laugh some more
>>569646304macchification...
>>569646523hehehe, this image is making me jork it. and by it,,, let's just say, my peanits
KONG HEEEEERE
>There's a TEA clear with only BLM's and WHM'sWhere is your clear /xivg/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qG5Fozayls
>>569646597you could at least be a little bit more reserved about it rikka
>>569646523Jesus christ this is fucking repulsive. I play an UGLY character and know nothing about you as a person, but holy fuck this is bad. I cannot in a million years understand how this is attractive
>>569644537ok cmere>>569644538mmmmmbased
What if I hate Sunnies and love Moonies??
>>569646530Here's a bigger challenge. Find a real biofem in game and end up marrying her irl. The ultimate level mechanic here? She can't be mentally ill.
@everyone Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
>>569646530There are two in my static.
>>569646489>aether raids better>crafts better>goons better (like 30% of the people at the quicksands are aether tourists looking to get a quick nut before they go back to progging)crystalbros? our excuse?
>>569646626im already ready to cum to the next pair of tits of your cat youre gonna post on twitter
My PF lead is almost half of our forsaken wipes just by himself when we're trying to see p3. should i be mean and leave
>>569646734Name 5
>>569645926This game is for lgbtq people
>>569646780I'm jerking off to YOU.....RIGHT NOW
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HKIX6wLbYAAMuty?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
>>569646780post the announcement when LPDU banned gooning from voice channels
>>569646854damn nigga did you really think pfs would be seeing p3 already
>>569646901virus do not open
>>569645894>You rape kids, MacchiYou need to forgive yourself for that, Macchi...
>>569644449where's my platinum eb?
>new forsaken strat in the pastebin>you have to use lb3 at the end>the other one doesnt require lb3THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU INCLUDE IT HOLY FUCK THESE PASTEBIN MAKERS ARE RETARDED
>>569646737I actually found someone like that IRL but she was really weird and hardstuck in ARR because she had 20 characters, something about treating the game like maplestory or some shit >>569646784There’s one in my static as well but she is IRL married to our WAR, also she plays a femezen. Anyway send me their deets so I may court
>>569646806at least we're not dynapiss
>>569646715I'm thinking I might try UWU, but probably all the real players are doing Kefka nkw
All phantom jobs sucked ass
>>569646854If you get that PF lead through p3 then he'll go on to grief even more parties if he doesn't properly learn forsaken, but on the other hand PFs for p3 are pretty sparse... it's a difficult choice
>>569646850thanks for reminding me have fun
Dicked that tyrant fella down real good
>>569647118GJ bro, john lindwurm awaits you next
>>569647118grats my sissy goat
>>569644026
>>569647118Who up wigglin they lindwurm
>>569647118it's time https://h.uguu.se/GouRbCSE.mp4
>>569646854forsaken PFs are so funny because they are all just 7 people who have simmed their asses off and understand their roles perfectly and one retard who is completely lost
I just bought Rebirth so I can ignore you people for a couple months. Wish me well.
>>569646864My Moonie My MoonieMy MoonieMy MoonieMy Moonie
my ping is over 110 today
>>569647028One of my irl buddies way back when I started in 2.0 was exactly like that. He would get like halfway through the ARR story and make an entirely new character because he was bored. I told him that he could just get another job on the same character but he also used Maplestory as his reasoning. Interesting to know that he wasn't just a one off weirdo about that particular issue.
>>569647118i want to get dicked down by the tyrant
>>569647245Fake moonie lover
>>569647118i want to get dicked down by meg
>>569637907bigger
>>569646981Tits too small. Shan't be giving thee a ring.
>>569646981I thought you wanted a skip?
>>569644743I like how big they are and how cool they look in fending armor. Camera angle sucks ass on them.
>>569646993>there’s a new forsaken stratplease god no, the mechs is already hard enough to understand as it is
>>569644743hrothgar sexo
>>569646520My reading glasses only have one lens, so I didn't see the other post...sorry...
>>569646981mmmmf this tranny gets my cock throbbin
is this dude for real cloud of darkness chaotic is NOT that serious
>>569647595this dude is wearing a monocle
I wonder what the real Forsaken strat is. Surely there's an "easy" way to resolve it that people just haven't figured out yet
>>569647697Prolly dodged a bullet
HelloMe malezen is at the gridanian market district listening to white girl music
>>569647710It's CULTURED & COOL, shaddup
>>569647697please understand that the mods of these discords lack any agency or power in the rest of their lives so they use it exclusively to be massive assholes
>>569647697should've followed instructions
I'm currently blobbing to malera but I will not be attending the meet
>>569647107he knows the mech he's just bad>>569647219this is so fucking true lmao i can't
XIV should force you to play the gender you were assigned at birth
>>569647697The second guy is almost guaranteed to be a shitter who will throw the run, blame others because he can NEVER EVER be wrong, and leave the party.
>>569647697so glad i got all the rewards when people were still doing it in PF
>>569647697yjk that guy is an annoying faggot anyway
>>569647962Why
There's a person on the new planet crafting with 0 ms delay
>>569647962But I already do that
Is there any way to go straight to cosmic exploration or do I have to TP to mare each time
>>569646993>new forsaken strat in the pastebinSay sike right the fuck now, please, or at least tell me that the towers are the same
>>569644743i joined an ethnostate
>>569648014because letting men play as women is definitely part of the tranny pipeline
>>569648025I craft with 0ms delay. Nothing ever happens, and only been called out on it by one person who I promptly ignored.
>>569647962XIV should also force you to play the race you were assigned at birth as well
>>569648025Ye it's me imagine caring what 23482348 other bots think when you can go faster
>>569648025he’s just on the west coast bro i see no issue
/shocked
>>569648095you can buy cosmic exploration aetheryte tickets for cosmic credits that'll teleport you to within clicking distance of the entrance
>>569648106the towers are completely different, and not only that you take them 4/4 instead of 3/4/1
help
>>569647962I'd quit if I had to play a female character in any MMO
>>569648192Gurt
>>569648187oh neat thanks
>>569647962Correct. In fact all games should.
>>569648148Final fantasy 14 would just be brown middies
>>569648192Chickennuggie
>>569648192A'mbatu'khan
>>569648192Matcha latte
>>569648162Your modded character is really fucking ugly and Haitian coded
>>569648208Do you like malera?
>>569648125playing a game with anime stylization is part of the tranny pipeline
Is there a plogon or easy way to automatically bring me to my grand company barracks?
>>569648192Riegemund
>>569648125Oh you’re one of those weirdos that let trans people live in your head rent free
>>569648192What race is your character and what are you fond ofWhat personality and gender is your chocoboAre they your companion, pet, or beast of burden?
>>569648192A-realm-reborn
>>569648192la fin du monde
>>569648191FUCK
>>569644026This is why China is winning
>>569648372Oh, ok sorry it wasn't me then I am vanilla
>>569648419I play on crystal, I am literally surrounded by loud trannies every single day.
>>569648192i've named my chocobo "kweh"its very simple stupid but cute
>>569648401grand company aetherite tickets?
>>569648383Female characters only.
>>569648473it requires a tank lb3 on the last tower so i dont think people are going to use it anyways, im just flabbergasted they included it in the first place
>ERPing and gooning in MMORPGs is bad…because it just is???>everyone should be raiding and only raiding
>>569648568and whose fault is that
>>569645832>Balmung that lowum, sisters? I thought this server was popular?
>>569648581Meant like auto tp and run there or something.
>>569642393be good at somethingthat's it the spite that being good at something here produces could outpace even 1000 chinese grandmothers
>>569648634definitely the trannies who can't go 5 minutes without bringing up 'eggs' and their degenerate fetishes
>>569648742So this is just the standard EU hours meltie? If you don't like Crystal, why don't you just go back to Light?
>>569648742These things don’t happen regularly enough unless you actively are searching it out looking for something to get mad at t. Balmung native
>>569645694the front shot is really bad, its really annoying
>>569647962I want them to do this not because I think it's a good idea, but because it would be completely retarded to try and enforce and the resulting shitshow would be hilarious to watch.You guys know you can just NOT fall in love with every GAM-piloted female character you see, right? And even if you do, it's ok to be bisexual.
>>569648025Nobody cares and even if someone did care they dont act on it
>>569648568I post on 4chan, I'm surrounded by incel rightoid zionists every single dayDoesn't mean I think about ((them)) other than when I'm directly interacting or let their interests ruin my own or bother me
>>569646981Post some nudies you stupid slut
I want to have sex when I get home/beam
>>569645984This is why I like ff11. Everything's a slow burn if you try to race you'll end up killing yourself.
Bro really caused a global tranny meltdown witch hunt with that comment, makes you think he might be correct.
This khagan has noticed how there's a lot of porn with oral and sex, a lot of porn of just oral, but rarely (if any) porn of just sex. Watching oral can't be that fun.
>>569648848Why would you type this
>>569645984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPYAPOt4P5E
>>569648848I want you to have sex with me, in FFXIV/biggrin
>>569649040it looks like it'd feel the best irl
>>569648870I keep meaning to install XI but the installation and registration process looks miserable. Is it true they're going to work on unfucking Playonline or is that just hopium?
>>569648819Honestly, in this case? I'd be willing to play just to see the fallout.Almost everyone will quit, most going back to either WoW or SecondLife. Some will return to VRC or ESO, or wherever else. The trans people are obvious, but the edaters will too. I can see EBs getting annulled, friendships strained... I think even the gay and lesbian players would quit if they're into gooning because a significant amount of lesbians in particular play male characters in order to get easier female character plaps, and quite a few gays also do it.The only people that would win would be raiders who don't care about how their character looks. Even then PF and statics will be dead because a significant amount of them goon on their off time, especially the Crystal natives.
>>569649040This other Khagan has noticed how there's a lot of people who will pay gobs for porn with a tease of skin but never any action. He thinks it's quite sad, watching nothing can't be that fun, and he agrees that oral isn't great. This Khagan is a giver and he needs to give.
https://x.com/PuppyFFXIV/status/2063305511148139001
>>569649281ok fine I'l cum, you win
>erm you need to only play your gender in MMORPGs because I’m a “straight” man that keeps falling for men playing female characters
sex, I'm saying sex. laugh. now.
>>569648870FFXI isn't even really that much of a slow burn. Like, grinding the roulette step or the paste step of the relic in XIV takes about as long as doing something significant in XI. If XI is a slow burn, then so is XIV.>>569649141Just follow MrHappy's guide. It's really not that bad. The worst part is that a forced dial-up internet connection is used to download something for like 3 hours before you can play.
Kholusia is like Majula if it was ugly as fuck
>>569649413
>>569646370I'm a femlala who advocates for this...
>>569644743In any Fantasy/Sci-Fi scenario I always pick the Human race or what's closest to it
>>569649374I don't fall for cartoon characters from ps3 games regardless of their gender. You should be forced to play your real gender solely because trannyism is a demonic disease and the sexual deviants, who follow it, and their tendency to prey on kids, should not be encouraged or tolerated in a game rated for children.
>>569649283khloe woober
>>569648287>>569648323>>569648573i kinda like these because they're cute>>569648420but i'm curious about this, because my characters name follows race naming conventions tooplainsfolk lalafell, i want him to be kinda chuuni but silly (maybe having him be super into tea and acting like he's collecting tea leaves for some dark plan, but in reality he just likes showing his family different kinds of tea from across the world), probs male chocobo that would start as a necessity and develop into a companion over time...
>>569648612I hope they don't use it, relearning an already complex mechanic every week will kill my drive to prog more than anything else
>>569649281>posted 25 mins ago
>>569639350Is this a moonie
I'm logging in
>>569649141If you want to play retail yeah you have to suffer through that. Otherwise if you want ffxi 'classic' you can go to a private server with an installer and launcher which skips pol
>>569649283my favorite girl irl poster
We should just call them transoonies since they're all trans anyway
>>569647505what do i look like? some tit cow?>>569647510that works too>>569647649i guess if you like trains like that>>569648837but that's nsfw
My moonie isn't trans
no one likes flat face 4 femras
>>569649703do you have any hopes and dreams for this companion you're taking on?
my moonie may be a crossdresser but he isnt trans
>>569649816I think I'm probably going to be too much of a shitter to handle a private server. I'm probably going to need those trusts to carry my sorry ass.
>Play EU>Biofems message my dark mysterious male character on the regular>Play NA>Trannys talk about what various poison they are injecting into their system at this given timeIt must be so hard being an actual male in that cesspool
>>569649925Would you EB a moonie
>>569649215yup that’s a wife
My moonie is just a bit of a faggot
Why are Europeans so obsessed with trans people? Is it because they can’t talk bad about Muslims without going to jail?
>>569649925If you wanted a skip we'd have to be friends in game for 3 days btw and can't gift a platinum eb
me and who in xiv
>>569650045I'm marrier and hot irl so it's probably for the best I'm not speaking to random biofems online but yeah, the troons do indeed go out of their way to be as obnoxious as possible.
>>569649989Correct because my malera loves all femras
>>569648719Why is Kanye cosplaying CWC?
>>569649989
kefka cream pies
i did it yay
Playing a male character is already a passive filter for real-life bio gender because at least half, maybe 2/3 of the people that fall into your orbit are real women (regardless of what vharacter gender they play), speaking from years of experience. But at the same time it's also a much lonelier than playing a female character in sheer numbers of people that interacy, because the same majority who would dote on you if you played a cute femra will ignore you beyond the bare minimum.
>>569649989>flatWell that’s why femra should have DD sized tits at the minimum
>Snap click crank whirr whizz wham boom>Wheels humsing uplander doom>Crack thoom snap bam bim bangy zoom>Ah, nearsoon firebloom, crimson foom
笑えないぜすべてのことが儚いまだ見ぬ世界へと誘うような言われ
>>569650414nice man proud of you
>put moon fluted dots on the 2nd boss of amaurot>while he's busy doing the add phase, the dot's are actually still ticking>when add phase ends he comes back with .1% and just diesfunny. Still a 15 minute dungeon tho. with two vibers on the team
>>569649993probably notif anything i think he'd be a little scared at first, because all the chocobos he's seen are very tall and he's on the smaller sidebut he'd feel rude to turn down a means of travel his grand company is providing him for basically free
>>569650426But the question is, do you really want to associate with people who are only interested in your character and not you as a person?
>>569650426If you're sentient enough to take the time and think about how meaningless the interactions a cute female character gets are, you realize you lose nothing by playing a male. Low effort, low commitment attention and compliments are a fiat currency some people delude themselves into valuing.
>>569650426playing an unpopular male race just ensures you make meaningful friendships that aren't based on someone only approaching you because they wanna fuck your character
>>569649679Is LARPing a fun hobby?
>>569650612depends on the racethere are some fanatics who literally only approach you because you play that race
I'm literally botting the entire cosmic exploration and I'm still boredNice content SE
>>569650426are you saying in order to blend in more i should stop interacting with male characters...
>>569650612wrong, it ensures that the people hitting you up are insane freaks and very pervertedt. hroth who has to slap away biofems daily because they want to fulfill their monsterfucker fantasies
my moonie just ate a 300 calorie cookie
>>569650802my steak too juicy my lobster too buttery
They make you read that story about the sour grapes in elementary school and some niggas are pushing 40 still not having understood it
>>569650743>not playing or engaging with the content>still boredBravo retard
>>569650743botting and not having a second account to do actual shit on? tsktsktsk
>>569650426i play a female character. i imply i'm straight in my search info. been a lonely time since
*shoots /xivg/ with the have a good day gun*
I don't give a shit about your fucking moonie
>>569650612No one likes me mroe... but that's okay...
>>569647962I like this idea because I'd know for sure that I'm /petting a fellow fag and not some fujo
>>569650902Okay non-retard, please enlighten my retard self and explain in simple words how spamming the same 3 macros for 15 hours per job is fun or engaging
m-my moonie...
>>569650937For me, that's just a gun. Like an actual gun, with bullets.
>>569651097i'm gonna have to stop you right there
>>569650426No one even talks to my cute female character so it doesn't matter anyway. I've gotten a handful of Whispers calling me cute over the years, but I just say thanks and move on. Though I have had 2 different maleras "stalk" me by doing things like showing up and waiting for me at my house even when I'm not there, just so that he can AFK with me because he isn't trying to actually talk with me and I do not want to actually talk with him
We did it
>>569650952dayum
>>569651097my moonie does this
>>569650612>this cope againunless you are explicitly playing a gooner character, you have no friends because you don’t talk to anyone. it’s that simple
My Sunnie is horny again
>>569649989they are beyond my favorites
>>569650636Ask the men who spend their lives pretending to be women.
what is kekfas lore I didn't play his dogshit game why does he look like that
>>569651194it's not a cope. I have lots of good friends who see me for who I am and not just because I play as a futranny face 3 catgirl
i havent done kefka but whats so tough about forsaken? is it complex because of the mechanic or strats that make it tough?
>>569651287he's da joka baby
>>569650853yeah i actually made that up, not a lot of people speak to my character much less women but it always gets replies when i larp my hroth as a biofem slayer
>>569650802>fanta to lalaboy to be a funny guy>mommycoded shotacon biofems keep messaging me asking me to strip down so they can see it
My moonie+ hungers...And you, my dear, look like a cut of fuckable femra meat....
>>569651280So you're both having a great time playing pretend. Okay, carry on.
>>569651287society made him look like that
>>569651058It’s not 3 macros actually there are like 7-8 macros that are used for A rank missions on the new planet. It’s not 15 hours per job either since you get exp bonuses for every 1/3/5 relics you get done which caps out at 150% more research xp which cuts down times on relics drastically to maybe an hour per relic at max bonus. It’s fun because you’re working towards a new tool, some potential gacha winnings and dronebit money. I got all my crafting tools done for the new planet in two days just hitting macros and I’ll get the DoL relics done in no time since I’ll have the 150% research XP bonus
>>569651330The way everyone is doing it, the execution is very tight and its easy to kill each other that way
>>569650426I'd rather filter everyone who wants my character but not me, I prefer the unpopular male character experience because even playing a miera was way too overwhelming due to the number of W/U tells I got. The final straw between getting a strong urge to fanta and that shit was someone getting mad I said I didn't really ERP and melting at me over it in my FC. A new join, of course. Lalaboy is fun to play and filters 90% of those weird tells people get when beastwatching, while ensuring my friends are actual friends. My search info further filters the majority of the remaining weird tells.
>>569651320>I-I have a lot of friends>you wouldn't know them, they go to another school
>>569651204Do you like sunnies...
>>569651287he's a jester who was augmented with magical powers. the augmentation shattered his mind, making him crazy. he's unabashedly cruel and has a serious issue with authority
>>569642186>>569642216>>569642280I'm really sorry! I meant to reply straight away but my queue popped just as I tabbed back in and a heap of other other stuff piled up afterwards..At any rate, thank you but I think I'll have to turn down the offer since I feel like it's really shitty of me to keep ask for handout 2 hours after my first post.. again, thank you!!>>569644307I just don't know how to reply to that anon, sorry..
>>569651330The rinon strat made it more consistent but there is constant flexing, past/future baits, and anyone dying will compound at least one extra death if not more
What if I posted my moonie
>>569651582Are you sure? I really wanted to help you out, 500k is nothing.
/bpsrg/ here.Please take L*entri back, thank you.
>>569651564My Sunnie loves Sunnies
>>569651381I wish this game had an actual shota race, I'd switch so fast. I just can't take the potato race seriously.
>>569645219waoh
my lowlander boy is horny....~
>>569651662Why are you blue protocol posters such soft bitches
>>569651662our queen lientri can do whatever she damn please
Wanna know who your real friends are? Tell them you're done with gooning.
>>569651582It's ok I was only joking, don't be sorry! /pet /pet
>>569651662that place still exists?and no keep him
i crashed yolol on diabolos.i'm not fucking sorry
>>569651662Bro shut up you have like 6 people there on a good day, take all the shitty people back and we can keep the good ones
>>569651582this cat but to the tunes of sarah mclachlan where /xivg/ is compelled to give her money.
>>569651419>It’s not 3 macros actually there are like 7-8 macros that are used for A rank missions on the new planetDamn even more of a chore then>It’s not 15 hours per job eitherIt is if you're going for the 500k mount>It’s fun because you’re working towards a new tool, some potential gacha winnings and dronebit moneyThis was fun the first 5 hours then I got bored out of my mind, maybe I'm simply not intelligent enough to derive fun from repeating the exact same menuing and mouseclicks for 10 hours a day
>>569651739>anon tells his friends he’s done gooning >his friends stop talking to him >anon starts posting about how lonely he is and how he has no friends
>>569651739Did this, lost the majority of friends but it was worth it
>>569651739there's an easier method. just go radio silent. see who tries to talk to you
>>569651739>tell my friends I'm done gooning >"Uhh we didn't know you were a weirdo like that in the first place....">they stop being friends with me
Serious question but is Korra genuinely retarded or does she pretend to be retarded as part of her character's gimmick?
>>569651664Can I see your sunnie?
>>569651287
>>569651582I'm still here just shout a time and place, I'm NA so if ur EU it'll have to be materia
>>569651902Korra suffers from extreme lonely prostate syndrome please be patient.
>>569651902korra is a biofem pretending to be a retarded grown ass man because thats what she thinks men act like
>>569651913Yes if you meet up and see her. Otherwise no.
>>569651902I think its a little of both. Genuine retardation that does exist, but is played up as part of the gimmick
what the
>>569651696how's kefka going twin
>>569651902speaking from experience its easy to pretend to be the village idiot for attention
>>569652005Which world and location...
>>569651739trvke
>>569651287he poisons kids and blows up the world because i dunno
>>569651902pretend to be retarded because he is autistic, and believes acting retarded makes up for not having a personality
https://litter.catbox.moe/ys3ecax9kym3itmf.png
>>569644743i just really like miqo'te
The scream during Forsaken scratches my brain just right and always has since O8S. I'm not an asmr enjoyer but that's the only thing to ever make my brain feel all fuzzy and nice like this.
>>569651902Korra does actually use zoomer slang sometimes but plays it up a lot in the thread. I find it really funny though, mostly because of how people overreact to his posts.
pretty happy i clicked on that one actually
>>569652275same
>>569652146ARF ARF BARK ARF
>>569652146Nice tits, gonna shoot some fat ropes to this
how many of us click on links the moment we see them regardless of how many times we've been burned?
>>569652360post proof anon or youre a pussy
>>569652146Let's see her +
>>569652219It's such a kino sound, I wish I could hear it more (PF cannot do arrows)
>>569651739it’s so bizarre to me that people here have actual “friendships” that are founded on gooning but i don’t play on crystal so
>>569650426You think people fucking talk in this game anymore if you aren't on Balmung? Maybe back in Heavensword or Stormblood, but since Shadowbringer's explosion, the game may as well be playing with Bots. I've been both a male and a female character. as my main character is on Gilgamesh, while I have an alt on Ultros.Both of which are seemingly populated if you're in one of the three main towns, yet no one talks aside from the generic "Hello" or "o/" at the start of duties and the generic "tyfp" or "gg" at the end of it.The last time I saw the chat actually getting used was Endwalker LAUNCH, and that was waiting for the Level checker boss to spawn.
>>569651662a grown man in his 40s owns your general. faggots
>>569652367*raises paw*
>>569652359/pet>>569652382She doesn't have a +!!
>>569652367i've seen worse and ill see worse, i will continue to click on the funny links
Why do people pretend they want people to have full blown conversations during dungeons? I’m there to play the game, get my xp and get out not talk about your shitty workday
>>569652379Post pussy first
>>569652379People get upset when I post my tributes also I came like 5 hours ago so I want to save up a bit more for the next one
>>569652458>She doesn't have a +!!Prove it!
So is that what people do here? Post porn and text fuck in the thread instead of playing the game?
>>569650426>play a female character>just sit in my house all day and never interact with anyone everheh 2 ez...
>>569652532Nah, let them fly king.
my femezen C
>>569652565no i closed the game down because i cant decide what to play
>>569652146why are they so small
>>569652532Set them free.
>>569652626It's what a lot of posters do, but there are some that play the game here too
My femra has a really big +...
>>569652626No stupid, we post porn and hook up in the thread, the text fucking happens in game.
>>569652626we schizo our own friends sometimes
>>569652626Yeah, don’t like it? r/ffxiv or r/ffxivdiscussion is right down the hall
>>569652740post it
>want bunny blessed title to show my sunnie likes viera>you need 1000 carrotsnyo...
>>569652718>smallthats 100% on tre large..
>>569652626i talk about the video game personally
>>569652740built for my malera
>>569652649>>569652727I'll be more ready either tonight or maybe tomorrow just let me reload and drink a lot more water /trust
>>569652741tfw no Miera for my Sunnie+ to hook up with
>>569652861...why are they so small
Any female character without a + may as well not exist.Besides mine.
>>569644743highlander was the closest approximation to the skyrim incarnation
>nobody ever says their femra has a really SMALL +It's a tough life, being a patrician.
>>569652219I'm pretty sure that's just a Squaresoft SNES sound effect. You can just play FFVI if you like that sound font. I'm pretty sure Chrono Trigger reuses the same sounds too. Like they use Kefka's laugh pitched down, and I'm pretty sure the Crono's Luminaire attack is also a pitched down Forsaken.
>>569652146does she like malera
>>569652823hey... my viera likes sunnies..
My moonie+ loves bottoms with +'s
>>569652924just because of you im gonna go 41% on tre small now
>>569652626A lot of posts are that yeahme? I'm trying to make a mod for myself
What a ghastly sequence of posts.
>Breaking xivg news!>Gay men love cock>More in 28 minutes
>>569652969I haven't played either of those in like 20 years so didn't remember desu. I don't really need to hear it or anything either it's just nice when it does pop up.
>>569652626I post PFs and try to recruit people for content, but was waiting for a new thread to repost the same listing since I didn't want to be rude.
>>569653071same!
>>569651582>>569651947sat here in Limsa on Zurvan, Materia for the next 20 mins if you're still here
>>569652960Small + femra? Believe it or not, also built for my malera
>>569653372>>569653372>>569653372>>569653372
>>569653268Based khagan.
>>569650585What a fucking gem of a post, seriously.
>>569651902he pretends to be retarded but he broke character a few days ago and had an unbelievable melty
