Previous: >>569624248>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Digitan LOVE
>>569639147
waheythis one with a right noomberorder must be kept
Explain to me why nobody like season 3
The other one is the umama thread
what was this cutie thinking?
>>569639491I like season 3
>>569639491Kita story is not a good protag story
>>569639535man you gotta let it go and stop namedropping people...no I'm not him
>>569639491I like season 3>>569639553XOguri unique depends on recoveries so more recoveries = better proc right(did he train for OGemni?)
>>569639491the interesting character arc (satono diamond) happens in 2 episodes. the second most interesting arc (golshi) happens in 1 episode. the rest is just>im not strong...>im now strong :D>im not strong...>im now strong :D
>>569639553If you activate 6 heals, your ult goes off twice.
>>569639491AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAaaa.... makechattaaa! That's about it for me
>>569639147This one
>>569639679When we stop getting two threads every day I will
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-pb-b-b-b-b-b-b-bwut I CCAAAAAASAAAAAANT make CM16 aces! Thwone isn't out! This means that my Umas will be sent to the Shadow Wealm..! They'll literally explode bwo! They will! I can't use non thwone aces...PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
potentialbros...
>>569639858should it be 5 instead?
>>569639967im simply not making aces until im done with my classwork for my summer classessorry lil bwo
Mambo!
>>569639491>No steaks>Anime Kitasan is a literal cardboard mary sue>Instead of focusing on Kitasan-Duramente rivalry they instead focused on Kitasan 'muh bottleneck' forced drama>Utterly ruined Cheval Grand to the point Cygames have to turn her into one of the most for (you) umas in the game to save her reputation>Dia is just there for some reason, arguably nothing will change at all if Dia did not even appear in the anime
>gives you BOFA
>>569640164Mambo?
>>569639858>I will make the problem worse instead of fixing ityou guys are fucking retarded
It's better to let the TP bar fill then do fuji kiseki with double TPSay hello to dancho for me
mambo mamboomorashi mambo
>>569640229Take a guess who is pushing this>>569640090
>>569640248Feng Sex
Honestly it's been clear already that we have someone baking a correct number but someone just had to early bake without reading even just the replies to the previous OP
>>569640314people watch the weirdest shit
Did you already grab all the goodies hidden inside Fuji's Kisekis?
>>569640358HISHI AMASEXOOOO
>>569640341yep either a troll or a raideri do think that there are occasionally people that just go around baking new breads for generals they dont participate inno i am not schizophrenic mom had me tested
>>569640178>>Utterly ruined Cheval Grand to the point Cygames have to turn her into one of the most for (you) umas in the game to save her reputationIs this true? How romance-coded is chevachi?
>>5696404452lazy so no
>>569640253BOFA DEEZ LMAOOOOOOOOOO
what is actually wrong with you people
>>569640598she literally rapes you after the make debut
>>569640686Nothing
>>569640686I told you I’m not taking my meds anymore
>>569640341it's some guy trolling yes and jannies don't really know which thread is supposed to be "the one" so they delete the later baked oneit sucks and annoys me because I want to keep the right number order but oh well.....
>>569639491because if protag just wins everytime its just gigaboringespecially if said protag is also front/pace
>>569639491kitasan black could have been an amazing protagonist, but they sanded off literally every single detail that made the real horse compelling.nice nature character assassinationalternates between gag fanservice and the driest possible biography of a horsekitasan black being on team spica for no reason other than she's a main character causes her to have less interaction with any of the actually significant characters of the show. most of the characters in the OP are basically absent in favor of spica, nice nature, and dia. at the end, when they reveal that all the other characters of her generation were all on the same team, it felt like the show was following the wrong fucking character.cheval grand existing is the only good thing about the show. she has barely any speaking lines, and she mostly just sits around throwing baseballs and sulking until she has her cringe moment at the very end with no meaningful buildup but VERY LOUD EMOTIONAL MUSIC to let you know you're supposed to be feeling anything.
>>569640178>literal cardboard mary sueits okay when the japs do mary sues tho?>'muh bottleneck' forced dramathey saw S2 and how much people enjoyed the drama that they thought "lets do that again!">Utterly ruined Cheval Grandunironically the only reason why I'd ever touch S3, sadly they ruined her so fuck that lmao>>569640598the fan art always makes her HYPER (you) for a reason
>>569640491OR - and here's a thought - they woke up, saw a thread filled with schizos namefagging, didn't give a shit about >correct bake is X because tranny janny deleted shit plus a lot of other stuff that doesn't make sense.didn't bother trying work out if that were true or not because who the fuck cares, and baked slightly earlyI was about to make a new thread, would have used CB, but I would have numbered it #11 because I have neither the time nor patience to have schizos as teachers. get over yourselves
>>569640598Implied to have sex with torena in the hot spring
>>569640341>>569640491Are you still going on about this you lunatics? Not everything is a personal attack to you. Let me guess your next line something something you must be V. Some of you people are utterly insane
>>569640885>get over yourselvesオマエモナー
>>569640925>Vivlos and Cheval Grand managed to get laid>Meanwhile VerxinaNyo...
>>569640885Literally the OP had a reply to correct the bake. You can at least check the replies to the OP if you're going to bake. It's the least you can do.
>>569640925Good for her, Cheval in the anime was kinda gayhttps://litter.catbox.moe/c0lzpu.webm
>>569640885why would you bake then
>>569640868
>>569641023>Not everything is a personal attack to you.show me where on the doll i said anything like thisor where i started namedropping anyone like you
>the other bread, due to low traction in spite of being made earlier, just got deleted>yet the ai bread that had no traction was left up and we were forced into it in spite of being up for half a dayNYOOOOOTICING
Holy fuck niggers 0 game discussion all meta shittery about how the op should look, hope this general dies sooner
Maybe if you guys stopped getting riled up over the shitty bakes and feeding the troll we would actually get somewhere.
We sacrificed the topro fag so we could post JP umas without the gay retard schizo (gay and retarded) linking you to the jp thread or going "spoilers!!!!!!!1" because the schizo is autistic and fixates onto things: he can't multitask his shitposting.
>>569641325I think the jannies just didn't knowbut someone finally sat through the thread and read it so he deleted the correct thread now for the number order to be the samenot everything is done with ill intent......
/uma/, I hate you.
>>569641023I've tried reasoning with them, but it was about as effective as you'd imagine. These "people" are legitimately either a) insane or b) shitposters addicted to drama and (You)'s. If they really cared about having good threads (which they provably do not), they would not feed attention to attentionwhores, if those namefags even exist, which I doubt they do. So I'll just ignore them from now on.
>>569641389i own a house
>>569639491kitasan generation is just bad narratively>kitasan just wins all the time>satono crown flopped>duramente shat on kitasan then broke her leg>real steel is a flopthere's no real rivals, no peak to go over just a question of being "washed" near the end that isnt even compelling because the new rising star almond eye is 1 year away
blast onepiece paizuri
>>569641262
>>569639491nips hated it for reasons outside the game>his owner performed concerts every time he won, bringing a lot of people to the racetracks that weren't there for the race itself so keibafags thought the JRA was rigging the gate placements for Kita to always get the inner ones>retired too early, nips wanted him to keep running so they could numberfag about his G1 wins and earnings >they constantly downplayed his strengths to the point of saying he was a mediocre horse good at nothing in particular and that his generation was weak (they do this shit all the time to ne honest, every big G1 winner gets the same allegations)>lastly, Equinox was having a winning spree so their assumptions of Kita being a weak sire were shattered then you have the same retarded arguments from people who didn't watch it like calling her a mary sue when the whole story is about her not being able to reach her self-imposed expectations after jobbing to Duramente or team spica not doing shit, as if they did anything in the other 2 seasonsI'm telling you of S2 came out today you'll have retards complaining about the Rice and Bourbon arc being boring and disconnected to the main plot and the Teio vs McQueen rivalry being forced as fuck, not to mention Biwa being treated as a monster when she showed up in the last 2 episodes
>>569641478Golden shackles of property tax...
>>569640885You can leave the bake to the others who were active or has participated in the current thread. Why would you even bake when you just woke up or didn't at least pay attention to non schizo posts of the thread. Jesus Christ you're the one over yourself.
>>569640925Damn, they really regret making cheval a raging dyke, huh?
>>569641258because I don't give two shits about your little spat with jannies or namefags. The last thread was #10, ergo next thread is #11. That's as deep as I'll think about it, and schizos screaming because tranny janny made them use an AI OP thread is only funny for 5 seconds.
>>569641586i get a property tax credit that pays for that in totality
>>569641478BUUHIIIIII
>>569641512
>>569641618maybe you shouldn't bake if you do not care thenalso stop using boring buzzwords, it makes you look like a 2016 tourist
>>569641658sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (7/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995One last pic before I can't fit the club in a single image anymore.
why is he referring to himself in the third person
>>569641618Please never bake again then thank you
>>5696416942016 was a decade ago, you have to call them immigrants now
>>569641380>stopping feeding the trolls>ever>on 4chanI've got some bad news, anon........
>>569641618Refer to >>569641589, and kindly never bake again.
>>569641618keep baking, these animals do not deserve any better.
>>569641775oooh! congratulations on getting this far dacchi! you should easily make it to 30, especially if you're willing to hold out to next month when we get a influx of new people
>>569641694I accept your concession
>>569641775Noooo I wanted to poach flatliners
>>569641380>feeding the troll>stopAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnot in 2026 much less on 4chan you mongoloid
okay finally done fixing up my folders>>569639227NANKAI DATTE NANDO DATTEIMA TE GA TODOKISOU DENA NANKAI DATTENANDO DATTE AKIRAME KAKETANANANAMIDA NANAMIDA NANAMIDA MINAI MINAI KEDO AFURETERUNA NANKAI DATTE NANDO DATTEKIMI NI WA MAKENAI
>>569641987that insult is so 2020, you really ought to do better
The other thread's deleted already. Drop the topic already.
>>569641781everyone already knows "the JP schizo" is just him so he's gonna continue trying to make himself look like some kind of martyr for being disliked
that's enoughpost uma armpit
>>569641467Yeah I realized that too since theres no issue now anyway so its just for the (You)s. I stopped replying and wont be anymore. My bad for biting the bait have this fishe apology
SO SO SO SO SO 6 hours until CM, huh? It's finally the 3rd day, Round 2, there is no gaming show today so we are queueing on reset, right? No need to go to sleep, it's the weekend so no work, there is no excuse to wait until SEA hours right? Don't let the heat of Singapour stop you from queueing, you're not a coward, are you?I'll be waiting for the podium posts, anon dacchis.
>>569642184
Would Super Creek make a good wife?Would Super Creek make a good mother?
>>569642259i will sneak 1 win and enjoy my B finals win like I do every CM
why do you lunatics love the NTRfag/namefags of all kinds so much? >If I feed the troll he will go awaythis is your thought process, how effective has it proven?
>>569642259I haven't even queued for round 1 day 2 yet.
>>569642371the troll feeds himself by replying to his own posts, you can literally see it from the deletes today..
shut the fuck up about creek you schizo avatarfag NO ONE CARES HOLY SHIT
I care
>>569642224that's why it's called, bait, I guess. So tempting. Cute fishe, wish Cafe would spook me, I don't mind her 30% stam growth, still would
>>569642259It's the weekend bro I'll be at a party
>>569642549V was notoriously unemployed tho
>>569642549>stealing my wordsfuck you avatar troon
Do I change my 2front 1end to 1front 2end just to replace a front with my spanking new Taishin? My 2 fronts are decent with 25% and 15% WR respectively while my end cheer Halo has the chunky 43%. According to hakuraku 2F1E is still superior than 1F2E so I'm getting second thoughts
is there anything more pathetic than writing a long post about how you're above everything and don't care and won't be replyinglong posts about your filters I guess
I think cygames can fix us by implementing Tupac's likeness in the game. Global exclusive
>>569642452someone sounds upset...
Gold City feet in my mouth
Someone's flustered about everyone laughing at his deleted posts I see.
Saw a pic of Sirius Symboli with big tits and now I'm a SiriusfagSorry, I don't make the rules
How many pitumas are in your pull plans?
>>569642791That’s basically being unemployed T. former esl teacher
>>569642817he woke up and posts on cooldown now
>>569642701We should post about food instead, today I'll be having pork ribs.
>>569642701I love filters, anons taught me how to use them, and it's been very helpful
>>569642839sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>ate outside to pass the thread>still on schizo topicBwos please
Gentildonna should be the next series protag tbqh
>>569642974Who is??
testing to see if some of these exploded
>>569642994hey its me im outside :)
>>569643062
>>569642874only Still, Gentildonna, and CB, but CB is the best pituma so it's fine
>>569643092rape rape rape rape rape
>>569643092Too fat
>>569643082You were delicious
>>569643092>>569643146cb sex and marriage
>>569643078
>>569642874As of now, all of them.
>>569643286bouncy.....
>>569642686>the only gameplay post in this thread>gets ignoredYeah fuck you guys, genuinely. I'm off to bed
>>569643080>NTRposting just to piss off the schizosnaughty, but kind of based, I can see the appeal
>>569643412this is what a pedophile looks like
>>569643287last time this wouldn't play in firecuck, but new script new me please work
>>569642686>>569643360Takes a long time to highroll a strong guts Taishin that can compete with strong fronts desu. I think you should just stick with what you have since it seems to be working.
>>569643360Shant reply to a taishin player
>>569643360Solo front is notoriously a gamble, Taishin is the best character this CM, be yourself, what else do you want to hear?
>>569643482This dragon should rape the little dog (me)
>>569643552Cute Journey
>>569643493nyo this one is dead and I wanted to hear it.......
Curren chan's pitpussy...
>>569642938just washed some riceletting it soak before cookingeating some breadsticks for now with some melon tea
>>569643584
>>569639491But we love Season 3. It did have some pacing issues at the end but I cried nonetheless
jiggie desu wa
>>569642938I already grilled chicken breast, baked some fries and fried veggies toogonna have ice cream for the evening
>>569643493>>569643650reuploaded, as .ogg this time too since they never shit themselves
>>569643837let's gooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>569643837
>>569643685I HATE CURREN
Yae
>>569644153Ryan
>>569644030>>569644153now you're just baiting a mcqueen response
>>569639491It lacks direction up to the point it becomes boring.From keiba perspective it really REALLY downplays the IRL horse.She gets early retirement because the horse got sent to become a sire and the anime played it as she reached the max potential. So it kind of disrespect the horse itself, because the horse is a muscular superstud who is more fit in retirement than it was before.From animefag standpoint its a downgrade from s2, and the interactions between characters is not that good. I like Kita, both character and the horse, but there is not much to work with Kita either as she's a winner, so the angst feel forced too. Natie's cameos are probably the best part and that cygames learned from it, considering RTTT, Boane and cingray are amazing. Its probably just Kita and Spe got the shitty end of the stick.
I'm a white south american with a small penis and mommy issues uma for me?
yippee!!
>>569644343chilean?!
>>569644182SNIFFFF
>>569644446Yes, white skinned not Argentinian "white"
What do >we think of the pakatube PEAK livestream? Featuring Yanko, Casino Drive, Epiphaneia (Big Chevacchi) and Logotypehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgbjXLqSORw
>>569644516it was fun, PEAK is also one of the better friendslop games so it was fun watching newbies play it
>>569639491Kitasan just wins because she can and she's strong. There's no build up to it.Not to mention her personality isn't strong enough to carry her winnings, there's no deeper logic or plot to her personality and as plain as it can get. She came more as an idol protagonist rather than a real sport protagonist. You would expect the side charas to be interesting too, but even they failed to do that.
Best secondary parent for cm15 triple fronts?
>>569644558Lewd and sweaty boys...
>>569644516>PEAKI don't know what that is> Casino Drive, Epiphaneia (Big Chevacchi) and LogotypeI don't know who those are
>>569644516Epipi...jobbed...
Stop trying to make me fap to Oguri
>>569644642I've been having success with nyoperafestive miracle is too inconsistent for my liking and the opportunity cost is too high imo, witgod has always been bad at predicting the meta and this time is no different.
>>569644413good stuff>>569644460I dress like this working out
>>569644516I was eepy and slept through it...
>>569644794proof????
>>569644776
Help I went to sleep at like 3 am and my alarm woke me up for reset shoe requests and since then I've been bedrotting for like 2 hours
>>569644041Of course Rice VILLAIN would harbour such nasty thoughts.
>>569644642Just Barcarole, I would assumeStandard mid race grandparents, Bobo, Kitasan, etc
>>569644857you'll just have to believe me
>>569639491I just rewatched it so I can speak to this with competence. The most glaring problem is tonal inconsistency. Kitasan's wins have no momentum to them, but her losses do, so it feels more like a consistent jobber sometimes winning rather than one of the most dominant racers sometimes losing. The anime even completely skips over some of her wins like the Haruten, in order to focus on her next loss, instead. So the image of Kita is one of common failure but there's no real payoff like there is with Teio in S2, or Oguri in Cingray, with the result that Kitasan feels like the weakest ace of them all, and it's not particularly close, either. Instead of someone who becomes very strong and perseveres triumphantly despite setbacks, the picture of Kitasan of S3 is mostly that of a worried, frightened jobber who never quite achieves a true victory. That's a significant mistake, in my view.
>>569644989I wanna SEE
stop trying to make me fap to teio
>>569639147Shakky thread!
s3 flopped because sweepy wasn't in it
>>569642874AI, Gentil, Lilac, Still, Verxina, Vivlos, Aruvu, Pandora, CB.
consider
>>569645061be patient boy>>569645120dumb anon can't keep it in his pants
>>569645120
>>569644303>there is not much to work with Kita either as she's a winnerthis is season 2's fault, but they completely erased his nature as an underdog. imagine if they wrote oguri cap as the daughter of a moderately wealthy toy salesman, everyone already loves her by default, her personality is perfectly clean and shiny, and they removed all the stuff where she's poor and born crippled and comes from the sticks.
>>569645237>be patient boy.........
RELEASE THE CYCLOPS FILES
>>569639553Demonstrating why cygames stopped using reusing star signs after two times I guess.I'm assuming he thought this was CM2 Gemini, but maybe Long S is just a coincidence and actually that his first time capping two stats, so he just brought random golds and went with it.
kitapits is a fraud who gigajobbed to durament in every meeting and even in breeding. hes lucky duramen died
>>569639491>make a season about uma dealing with being past her prime >>>>>>>>>>>>>kitasan black (literally ended his career with 4 G1 wins in a year at unc age)
>>569644153
>>569645820is this game good
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>569645862MGR is fine but don't treat it as a real MGS universe game
>>569645862metal gear rising is a fun way to spend a day every now and then.
>>569645862100 %.
>>569645973what if I haven't played any of them>>569646004oh ok
can umas have a little fruit by the foot?
>>569645862possibly one of the best hack n slash games ever made
>>569646064>what if I haven't played any of themthat's fine because it doesn't really matter...... well you wouldn't know what Raiden did in MGS2 and so on but other than that it's a spinoff
isn't it a bit too early for Teio hours?
>>569646223NEED SEX
Teio isn’t sexy…
>>569646223I say it's a bit too lateI just finished gooning
>>569641182they fucked like rabbits after that
STOP THE SLOP
>>569645862It's funny and FUN as fuck. It's totally worth playing even if you haven't played the past series yet.You could also watch Max0r's summary of it once you're done with the game or just curious and fine being spoiled.
someone said you can just throw all your ingredients in the rice cooker with your rice and it'll all cook to perfectiontesting it out now
>>569646405me otw to make Geraldina
>>569645360Its just a lot of "what if" piling on each other if you want to dissect the whole thing but imo it might have worked better if it was just shenanigans instead of badly wanting to show Kita as an underdog.Oguri is a turbowinner too, but its done in a much better way. I'm positive if they made s3 now it would have been a lot better. Hell Kita itself could have been a different character. I think they should have focused on the festival uma aspect of her trying to make everyone happy realizing its impossible. Also make Cheval or others directly comfort Kita. This is why in Boane the whole thing is done much much better in every single way.
>he masturbated to Teiooh no no no what the fuck bwo
>>569646328nah, VerxinaTore is so dense that the only explanation is that he was .zip-ed at some point by Gentil, he will say stuff like this and then torena-zone xina the next
>>569646064you don't need to know anything at all, it's a dumb game with a dumb story that you'll laugh at even if you don't even know what a metal gear is.
okay I think that's enough slop for today
>>569646487Maurice my fucking goat
>>569646483Yeppers. Just don't forget to mix the seasonings along with the rice, and if you're putting a whole chicken or meat, just leave those at the top and you can mix it later once cooked since it'll be soft after cooking.
>>569646551I can’t help it
>>569646690I already mixed it all in... a bit worried about the grains of rice that are stuck to the food above the water
woah pretty>https://x.com/uma_EMsan/status/2063109062217355449/photo/1>>569646690cute teio>>569646796CUTE AI-CHAN
https://x.com/RacingTV/status/2063256954474999975Bay City Roller wins the G1 Coronation Cup (Epsom Turf, 2420m), defeating Jan Brueghel who finished 10 lengths behind. 2025 Japan Cup winner Calandagan finished 4th, 41 1/2 lengths behind Bay City Roller.The ground was practically a swamp. Calandagan's connections had already said he was likely not going to run on such a ground but he ran anyways and this is the result. Probably didn't expect the ground to be THIS bad.Also, Christmas Day won the G1 Epsom Derby
>>569646601doesnt matter all torenas will eventually do it willingly or get raped
Imagine not fapping to the sexiest Uma.
>>569640010teio... you forgot your underwear again...
>>569646834cuter meek
Reminder to buy your monthly tickets!
>>569646768It generally should be submerged or enough water according to how many rice you put. Should be fine (?)
>>569646601Xina's mom will take care of everything, she'll make sure she ends with her trainer just like she did with her other two daughters
>>569646054>>569646150>>569646480>>569646608thanks nonnys I added it to my wishlist
sorryi choose maya
Where the fuck is the JP thread???
>>569647058Stop saying nonny
>>569647098>>569623565>>569623565>>569623565
>>569647098Oguri ate it.
>>569646834Really love me that artist >>569647058Have fun bwo
>>569647149So that's why I couldn't CTRL-F it, thank you
>>569647098They used the art of ニッポン to hide in plain sight
Chat is this aura
>>569647279I always search my "musume" instead umajp or uma, easier that way and you get only uma threads anyway
>>569647128nyo
Cygames, for 1.5th anniversary can we please have the new daily shop where the sales stack.Also the day planner thing that lets you do all daily/legend/TT races with one button.
>>569647363cygames herenyo
>>569646935Stupid pose
>>569647352ñaura
>>569647448
>>569647363cygames hereonly if Masba wins KGVI&QE Stakes
>>569646175oh mydo you have any more of these?
i hope yanko wins arc
>>569642938I'm thinking it's a burger day unless someone brings food over
>>569647856pizza for me
>>569647821it's slop you imbecile
>>569647821Bwo it's ai slop
Flash...?
>>569647821It's sloppa so he has as many as his token allowance can make
>>569646935
>>569647651bigwa hugehead
Fuku is MEATY
>>569642938Leftover fried rice and chicken wings from my takeout yesterday
>>569648001Goooooo Taishin Gooooooo!
kingu love and devotion
>>569647821DON'T USE KITA-CHAN WHEN REQUESTING SLOPPA
>>569648047not really... those legs and thighs are pretty skinny
>>569647947She wants you to cum to "Germany"
>>569647930>>569647939>>569647959>Is this AI-genn'd?IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU GODDAMN FUCKING IMBECILIC SACKS OF RETARDED SHIT
>>569647837It would be very funny
>>569646851>41 1/2 lengths
>>569647947Would not go to Dusseldorf for sloppa
>>569648179kill yourself ``kudasai''
>>569647638See this you little hussy*WABAM**KAPOW**SHWACK*
>>569648179Stop getting horny to low effort slop
>>569648139Compared to the in game where everyone's a stick it is
>>569644516I'll watch it when one of those translator channels get to it
>>569648179Has it ever occurred to you that it's slop? and why she suddenly have long black sleeves without context?
Trainer is talking to some unknown woman...
>>569648281Cute Journey
NEW AI-CHAN JUST DROPPEDso paranoid always have to check the artist before posting
sloppa RUINED my life (even though i don't draw and have zero artistic ability)
>go to check out how dinner's coming along>forgot to turn on the rice cookerogu's gonna kill me
i cant win
>>569645862platinumslopso if you like that type of action game then you're gucci
>>569648302DIE NIGGER
>>569648379I ALREADY KNEW IT WAS AI YOU DUMBFUCKI ASKED IF >>569646175 HAD ANY MORE, NOT WHETHER IT WAS OR WAS NOT A GENMOCK ME FOR SHIT TASTE IF YOU WANT I DON'T CAREDUMB CUNTS
What are you looking at trainer?
>>569648723please go away
>>569647837You'll need a lot of hope for that.
>>569647919what toppings bwo? there's a place near me that uses chorizo and it's so good...
>>569648713*shakes off the lady of the night's attacks unharmed*I think not, harlot. *SHAZAM*
>>569648789Sloppa
>>569648789I got 3 copies of her valentine alt yet the superior OG one eludes me...Fuck my chud life.
>>569648723please stay
always get thrown off when I'm reminded that there are people out there who can't spot what is or isn't sloppa at a glance (or with an inspection at most)
>>569648915realized I quoted the wrong postjust pepperoner, maybe add some jalapeno and cheese on top
Why are umas in jp getting a lot romantic lately? Feels like most of them are Eishin Flash-tier at bare minimum
>>569648245>embarrassingly pissing and shitting and vomiting all over yourself as you cry and fall down in it over and over again in front of everyone
I just realized that if every uma has her own trainer, the trainers that show up to talk shit about other umas in some character stories are inevitably one of you
>>569648675please... stop queuing....
>>569649038Mare no jidai.
just happened to lean back in my chair and look up and noticed some splotches on the ceilingI think it's mold bwosand I can't even reach it since I don't have a ladder and the ceiling in this apartment is so freaking high for some reason
>>569649038Buena Vista and Still in Love happened
>>569648939*dodges all your attacks like a slick city boy*
>>569649038Male players are the majority paying customer
trainers should date other trainers
>>569648790>>569648963the duality of /uma/it's the same poster
>>569648179>>569648723We need to fast forward a few years to when people don't just mindlessly whine about AI. Once all the insufferable lefty artists lose their jerbs
>>569649038The elevens are trying to reignite Abe's agenda
>>569639518cute retards
>>569649302this, but only if they're the same gender
>>569649038Because cygays know the actual audience. For (you) umas are way more profitable.
>>569649397Date me then?
>>569648179If you know it's slop why would you ask for more? Just open any porn site and you'll find the same images. Dumb Teiojeet.
>>569649218slick twiggy TWINK skinny boyYou cannot escape me
I hate Gentildonna so fucking much
>>569642938Here's what I ate earlier >what's that white thingCUM. Nyo it's egg whites.
>>569639936orange wife...
>>569649435I'm an uma everthoughalbeit
Sloppa is karmic retribution for all the shit artists have been pulling out this century.
>>569649534Verxina...
>>569649534dont shay that....
>>569649543nice snack what was for the actual lunch?
>>569649543nah you lied that's CUM
>>569649397in other words, an /uma/bf?
I love Verxina so fucking much
>>569649602Even betterdate?
>>569649543thats a lotta oil
>>569649485pull up bitch, see what happens
did people watch S3 with their eyes closed? I swear is always the same easily debunkable arguments >Kita is a Mary Suenot only she loses many races from start to finish, but she was always presented as a emotionally weak and humble girl from a big family (reference to Kitajima's supposed ties to the yakuza) whose only pride is her body made of steel, this alongside always helping the people in town being direct representations of the horse's humble beginnings >Nice Nature had a character assassination, her mentoring Kita makes no sensethis one is the funniest since it means none of you actually read her ingame story or remember S2 at all. Neicha's entire story is about her being jealous of winners and feeling like a background character until you, the trainers, helps her overcome her insecurities (canopus in the show's case) so her helping Kita grief about Duramente makes perfect sence. at this point of the anime her story was extremely similar to Teio's (won the first two jewels, had a fracture for the third) while Kita's was similar to Natie's (felt overshadowed, got happy when her rival broke a leg) so this only shows Nice Nature development as a character>Cheval was shafted so hard they had to make her super trainersexualthis one sided rivalry was building in the background from the moment Kita started winning and was shown multiple times through the show. from Cheval looking at Kita training from the distance, to the multiple conversations with her sisters about not being able to beat her, to the party the entire gen had when Kita reached out to Cheval and told her there's no need for her to be resentful, finally getting enough resolved to admit she always saw Kita as an inspiration and beating her. this plotline is maintained for her ingame story as the entire team was obsessed with Kitasan, even the horse itself (https://x.com/wp3qhjwap/status/1737492301436342388?s=20)I could continue writing stuff but there's a character limit lol
>>569639936>umas in hoodiesFuck yes.
>>569649476>why would you ask for more?the same reason if I see anon posting fanart I like
Tracen has a strict Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy
I love Verxina strictly as a trainee and nothing else
>>569649665Paired it with a rice gratin/doria and pizza>>569649674Nyo...>>569649795There was an olive oil available for free so I put some
>>569649807I ain't reading all that. Shut up.
>>569649605They still kill themselves or their portfolios for the smallest of things
>>569649665teiobro.......
So what if I took a big, stinky, smelly, obnoxious shit on the floor, just don't look at it bwo
>>569649807It's still a dogshit as an adaptation of IRL horse's career
>>569649974Slopro...
>"I respect her a lot">"You always help me out">"Buying a plushie is a way of showing support"
>>569649807I just thought the yelling was retarded and those two literal-who faggots commenting on the races was obnoxious.
>>569650175one of these is not like the other
>>569649804You'll see alrightIt WON'T be pretty
>>569650175Horsen
Machan's fatness
>>569650258I know, but URA fan runs (Kiseki showtime) are usually like that
>>569649807Making Cheval a full-blown homo in the anime was not the way. They could have just made it strictly professional with that. Just like her in the game.
I am a full-blown homowhich uma is for me?
>>569650556Vodka
Stop flirting
>>569650556Fuji Kiseki, KS Miracle, Mejiro Ryan...
Whoa! It's Daiwa Scarlet!
>>569650556Agnes Tachyon.
I'm so ready for 1.5 anni
>>569650447loving someone is not always in a carnal way but yeah, chosing a different word like admire or respect would have been better
I have the best taste ever. Every game I play I have the greatest known taste.Which Uma wife is for me?
13 hours
>>569650784she didn't say "love" though
>>569650601Vodka is for straight men (I saw this cosplay IRL)>>569650771
>>569650837Sakura Bakushin O
>>569650556Seiun Sky
>>569650659don't shay that....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGy5BfYsqRE
>>569650929that's a man
>K.S Miracle>GayFuck you. Mirako is literally built to be my wife and the mother of my 12 children
>>569650837Smart Falcon
>>569650675Do Umas weight as much as their horse counterparts? If not, I can't see how they could struggle doing bodyweight exercises.
>>569650880BETTING ALL MY LOVCEN WINNING TO LEBENSSTIL
>>569650880The fattest spawn of spechan will win this time.
>>569650883daisuki can be interpreted as love which is what most translation did bro
>>569650880That's a packed lineage. Always rooting for Rob Roy's kids if they're in a race.
>looks like a man>speaks like a man
>>569650556Boylover
>my trainer showed up with another trainer
One dayI will become Mejiro Ardan and continue the Mejiro bloodline with my trainer
>>569651078>Junior yearYou fool! You go for charming that early! The palmster already had a gold recovery as an innate skill, why get even more blues?
>>569651191this is not a g2 bwo he's getting 5th at best
Why is Seiun Sky :]
>>569641658This Academy ain't big enough for two Emperors
>>569651394I BELIEVETHERE'S MAGIC HERE TONIGHT
>>569650880>Seiun Sky when Seiun Hades walks in
>>569651245Ningen homewrecker
Who would give the best head? Oguri CapTamamo CrossSuper CreekInari One
CM15 perhaps? Let's see if my CM12 HOguri can win her 3rd CM303593723035937230359372
>>569651245oh ffuggg she's going sans undertale mode
>>569642938I'm feeling like some French Toast will do me just right
anons are gonna have a rude awakening when Cheval finally comes out and her career story is also being obsessed with Kitasan instead of just wanting to bang her trainer, if anything she's pretty much a Nice Nature who won something
>>569651575Super Creek, the others range from not knowing what sex is to being extremely awkward about it(Tamamo Cross)
>>569642938I've queued up acqua pazza for a meal this upcoming week after Bouno told me about it in Kawakami's career.
>>569648070Added some corn and additional seasoning to the fried rice
>>569642938I'm craving pizza so that's what I'll have for lunch today
>>569651554>says the uma that homewrecks other umas
Is Brian a good inherit?
>>569651535Seiun Hades RAPES her trainer
>>569651735Did we even read the same story? Cheval's main niche is her trying to help her uma childhood friend who got crippled in Australia
>>569642938Just ordered dominos stuff crust pizza before I get ready to make dinnerBaked thighs with black bean sweet potato stew
>>569651612One more!
Just ran into the guy who beat me in Pisces.He is still wearing the platinum title.
>>569651841frfr you're so me today
>>569651856
>>569651830That fried rice looks yummies>>569651903Yeppers pretty easy to activate
>>569652038Why the fuck are you paying for Uber delivery prices?
Matchmaking Center
DO NOT REPLY TO THAT BAIT
>>569652176They give me coupons so I pay non-delivery prices
>Are you the third crown?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I9KoDGs4eo
Curren Chan is a sweet and cute uma
>>569650771will we need in game currency to buy the tickets and such?
>>569652316>$1actual scum of the earth
>>569642938I had pasta with butter and sage, fried some potatoes, had 3 pork ribs, tomatoes, feta cheese, and watermelon at the end (it was not the end, I got some nutella too)
my daughters
>>569651612>>569651990Still one more, p-please...303593723035937230359372
This sucks
>>569652325>You are not the third crown... But I will find it soon!!!!!!!
test
>>569652452Now post what you really had and not this made up bs
>>569652176>man, I love localization. wa-hey!!
Curren Chang is a known whore and cannot be trusted around torenas
>>569649723
>>569641574>I'm telling you of S2 came out today you'll have retards complaining about the Rice and Bourbon arc being boring and disconnected to the main plot and the Teio vs McQueen rivalry being forced as fuck, not to mention Biwa being treated as a monster when she showed up in the last 2 episodesthose are some of my biggest complaints about season 2 though (my biggest complaint about it is still the absolutely awful episode 11; coincidentally the guy that directed that episode was picked to direct the entirety of season 3)
>>569652439It's literally a 2 minute drive and they're paid before the tip as well, half the time they're double dipping orders and doing a few at a time too. I have friends that do uber and it's a sweet gig around here even before tips.
just realized it took me 3 hours to do one mant run
do burgers really tip for every service or is it just meme
>>569641775>7/30Ganbatte, danchou! You're slowly doing it!
>>569652684I think they do. Our place doesn't encourage tipping so we have it good
>>569648281Gorgeous Journey
>>569652618...
>>569652684Burgers habit because of muh community
>>569652316THAT'S what little caesar's costs today?!
>>569652689I want to support that danchou but I also rooted for Autism/uma/ when it was growing up...
>>569652684Most restaurants figured out they can pay their workers less than minimum wage so long as they promise the worker can "make it back" through tips and they've been allowed to do this for like a whole half a century or so
>>569652689every club is having problems to recruit, even B rank ones
>>569652684When I went on vacation to the US, I went to shake shack and had a meal. All the dude did was put my food on a tray for me to get up from my seat to collect but I still apparently had to tip him according to my American cousin.This shit was literally built into the bill I had to pay. In additional to separate tax too.
>>569652656someone rainman this shit
>>569652684not for everything but any conscientious person would properly tip someone that's using their own car/gas and time to personally escort whatever slop you ordered to you on demand
>>569652618>>569652837>maternity mogged
>>569652316What the FUCK is the difference between service fee and tip????? Why would you pay twice for this crap?
>>569652656>I have friends that do uber and it's a sweet gig around here even before tips.Not him but that's bullshit. I tried doing food delivery for some extra income a couple years ago and it barely comes to minimum wage after factoring in gas prices. Don't even want to think about how shit it would be to do it now with gas prices today.
>>569652879Autis/uma/ has a good danchou now and is back to 30/30
>>569652684most people I know don't tip at all, I throw $1 or $2 for near distances and $3 to $5 for farther distances or if I ask them to do something other than the minimum (aka ask for napkins and sauces instead of just grab the bag and then deliver it).>>569652863they upcharge compared to their own website on uber but the $16 of discounts more than makes up for it, I paid less than menu price in total.
>>569652638S2 as a whole as a lot of filler and inconsistencies that never get brought up because people only remember the Turbo scene and the last episode
>>569651612ResultsI feel like the SMaru brocked my Hog for a bit...Probably no more for now, seems like it's kinda slow... Thanks for coming!
>>569641775HANG IN THERE EXCELUMA DANCHOU >>569652879WE ARE SUPPORTING THAT EXCELUMA AND THEIR DANCHOUAlthough hard to find new players asking for a club in the threads nowadays so can't redirect them to ExcelUma
I've never tipped anyone in my life but I'm a broke europoor so that's expected
>>569652684If you don't tip the delivery driver may do something stupid like putting the AC directly on your food or spitting on it, it's an extortion tax
>>569653036it depends on your area. most people do not drive much here so gas prices are fairly low (still high currently) and orders are constant. like I said the drivers often are double dipping on orders, they'll pick up from 2 restaurants and deliver to 2 people at the same time. not hard in a lucky hour to do like 15 orders an hour on short distance trips and make like $80, which yeah maintenance adds up but not that fast.
>>569653075I rewatch the entire season at least once a quarter, so this is incorrect. I particularly liked the scenes of McQueen kicking ass as a stayer when she won Haruten again. Think I might watch that episode again right now, after I finish my chicken
>>569653075in all honesty I feel like every single uma manga and anime has pacing issues
>>569652684Nearly everyone around me does but I refuse to take part in it. My family hates when I want to order because I do not want to pool in anymore than what my meal is for the tip. However, I did tip one time for a cute chinese lady
Our danchou is good too but unfortunately everyone died
>>569652879I also rooted for Autis/uma/ and it was fun doing it desu. New clubs are fun to support
>He didn't give a tip to Apple after using his iphone to buy carats
>>569652684If you don't tip your food comes out worse. Even basic shit that requires just pulling a level requires tipping and a dogeza.
>>569642938for me
>He used an iPhone
>>569652928Yeah, I didn't mean to be malicious or anything. I know it's hard to recruit right now
>>569653082Ye I think without the hag you would have won
Being forceful with Doto!
>>569653398anyone working at apple doesnt deserve to breathe
I tip cygames 100 extra carats by using a single pull instead of a paid one
is it true that the creator of autis/uma/ jumped ship as soon as he got the invite from /uma/club
if ryanchou ever quits, I'm gonna go to exceluma
>>569653453This is America
>>569653169you made me remember the video of that fat foid spraying bear repellent or something on the food after leaving it at the door
>>569653024service fee+delivery fee is mostly their drivers base pay essentially, so they got $5.62 (minus whatever uber itself takes) for the 2 minute drive. I still paid less than menu price in store because of the 50% off coupon. $1 a slice on pizza and it's their better pizzas, not the bare minimum ones. I enjoyed my lunch and now have 7 more meals worth of pizza at 2 slices a meal.
I might unironically invest in a Daki
>>569653654I can't sleep well without a body pillow nowdon't even have a character one
>>569653024Service fee goes entirely to the company. Tip goes (partially) to the driver. I used to tip cash so the driver would get everything but then they would just give me a bad review for "not tipping" (they forgot I handed them a fiver).
>>569653037>Autis/uma/ has a good danchou nowI love ryan danchou!!
>>569653494Makes sense, goddamn granny...
>>569653737LMAO
Is it just me or did TT's "win races against this guy to get more rewards" became much rarer or doesn't even appear anymore?
>>569652879I rooted for them too when they were starting out, also shitposted a lot about them to give them attentionAnd somehow I ended up there even if I didn't planned it initially, funny how things work
>>569653861probably just feels like that since we had increased rates for a long time
umanko
Give me strength
>>569649807Based S3chad
>>569653865club whore...
>>569653865>didn't plan*
>>569653861The event where those appeared more often ended. We're back to the normal appearance rate now.
>>569653998which uma is this
>>569653734I never have house guestsI could get a character one
>>569653742>Tip goes (partially) to the driverthis is illegal in most of the US these days, doordash did get in trouble on this like 5 years ago or something though. 100% of the tip has to go to the driver.>Service fee goes entirely to the company.also not actually true, the driver is paid even on 0 tip orders. the company does take a lot of the service fee typically but the driver on basically every app these days gets to see an estimate of their pay before accepting the order, so they're getting more than just a buck or two.
>>569653586Bluegrass Wonder would know
>>569653998Ah yes, Tamamo Cross
Well???Tachyon is waiting for her kiss
>>569653971
>>569653998Which uma's an itoddler like Satania
>>569654228It's saturday, I'm kissing her shoe
>>569654231she doesn't know what that means
>>569654231I love my cute legally mentally stunted wife!
>>569653580what if ryanchou "quits" and go to exceluma, because, you know, that can happen...
>>569653989it's our fault he had to leave usif only we didn't flatline, he wouldn't have had to do... that...
>>569653976Why does the blues show 100% but I always get way less stat during inspo compared to the initial career spark stats
>>569654228Kissing my beautiful wife Good morningKissing my beautiful wife Good dayKissing my beautiful wife Good afternoonKissing my beautiful wife Good eveningKissing my beautiful wife Good nightKissing Tachyon anytime, just because she looked pretty
>>569653579
>>569654228
>>569654104I have never had a house guest because I haven't had friends since middle school but plain ones are cheap and easy to buyyou can get a passable one at walmart evenI like the ones from royalpillow the best though
>dd>gw>med s>fast learner>lowest of low rollsclassic
>>569654104same if I'm going to be incel i might as well
mmm anal vore
>>569653579Basically
>>569654228why do we dislike Tachyon? I think she is a fun character
>>569654313>>569654098>itoddler hater* like SataniaFixed. It's Tama-chan by the way.>>569654212I like this artist's brand of 'tism
Uma wife that would rape me and milk me for every ounce of my cum to forcibly impregnate herself and force me in a marriage?
>>569654452kek
>>569654228PUCKER UP BITCH!
>>569654665Sakura Laurel
>>569654452me on the left
>>569654665dream journey would do this if you cheat on her
>>569654737Dancho...
>>569654559My dad would tell me to stick the other half of my burger in my pocket and eat it for breakfast the next day. This just confirms that is a valid strategy.
>>569654614>Look what happened to M*mbo club after their new danchou took overdidn't their rank increase go up by like 200 after thatmaybe autis/uma/ would finally be A+ if that happened
>>569654401I trust ryanchou with my life
>>569654370if she did then that shirt would be much more embarrassing for her
>>569654440Yes!
>>569654665Ovrefre if she found you talking to other women
post sexy teios
>>569654401ryanchou is loyal
>>569654952
>>569653914>>569654039You're telling me they've taken away the rate it should've been?!I haven't seen it again for far too long!
>>569654764>>569654885Man I love these siblings
>>569654952those do not exist
How do you even poach someone?There is no SNS or direct messaging, and you can't even send invites to someone already in a club right?
>>569653586don't catch you slippin up
>>569655274>he's not in the /uma/cord...
>>569655239proof??????
>>569655274you know what they sayif you have to ask, it's not something you have to worry about anyway
my face in kitasan
I HATEEEEEE SEASON 3!
my first-rate wife and our heckin' daughterino being cute
>>569655274The only real instance where /Uma/ Club danchou had any kind of interaction or messaged someone is with former Umaoooo danchou through burner mail. Not sure how he did it for Autis/uma/ Danchou though
>>569654764journey would have the other woman in fear for her life before you had the chance to cheat on her
I'm going to round one to see if there's umamusume plushies
>>569652023when I used to tryhard CMs I would skip the race and put my platinum title on immediately so the other 2 players had to load in knowing they already lost.
>>569655274he was subscribed to his onlyfans
>>569655815We're already in Round Two bwo
>>569655897Joke is on you, during finals I don't look at the screen until the race starts
>>569656013during taurus 2 I had my original taurus platinum on, to scare my opponents. can't do the same on gemini :(
>>569656097uhhhhh
>>569654452he was not the top earner thoughin fact he was squarely in the middle
>>569655976not for another three and a half hours bwo
>>569656097why did you censor this boy's chest
>>569656097That's a boy
>>569656253wait ~30m is enough for /uma/club? are there still spots?
>>569656013
Wish me luck
>>569654869Agnes and Flight
>>569656453>It hit.i want to hit her womb with my phallus
What did we learn after the great threadenings
>>569656541same
>>569655897Unfortunately cygames isn't that stupid.It uses the title set during the matching period so people can't spoil the results.Unless they changed it at some point, but every time I've checked the platinum winner would have the title on their profile but not in the race.
>>569656495Good luck bwo
>>569656447>wait ~30m is enough for /uma/club?nyo, someone got rejected in the same breath for not pulling over 50mautis/uma/cho was a special exception because /uma/clubs danchou likes him
Which uma would would enjoy hiking the most?
>>569656541gonna smash her cervix like you smash the like button
>>569656694>autis/uma/ danchou left his own club to become the /uma/ club's danchou's pet/onaholeACTUAL GRIM. But, hey, at least he's getting S club bucks.
>>569656773Where's the Mambo plushie...
>>569656773ryan
>>569656773dude wtf is wrong with your pinky
>>569656773Tacto
>>569656773Define camping. Japanese camping? Normal camping? South-American camping?
>>569656447no, they just did the thing
>>569656694>because /uma/clubs danchou likes him?????????????????????? this is actual netorase
>>569656773stay gold
Yasuda Kinen in half a day but before that there will be two 2YO debut racesHanshin 5th Race - 2YO debut, 1400 meters Turf, 11 runners, post time - 12:10 JST1. Kuriko Kiana; 2F; Sire - Salios; Dam - Lino Kiana; Damsire - Epiphaneia; Uma in the pedigree - Epiphaneia, Cesario, Symboli Kris S, Special Week, Maruzensky2. Red Nebula; 2C; Sire - Discreet Cat; Dam - Red Claudia; Damsire - Agnes Tachyon; Uma in the pedigree - Agnes Tachyon3. Isabelle; 2F; Sire - Black Tide; Dam - ブロークインベガス (no EN name on netkeiba); Damsire - King Kamehameha; Uma in the pedigree - Special Week, Maruzensky4. Nishino Franken; 2C; Sire - Tanino Frankel; Dam - Nishino Kagura; Damsire - Epiphaneia; Uma in the pedigree - Vodka, Tanino Gimlet, Epiphaneia, Cesario, Symboli Kris S, Special Week, Maruzensky, Mejiro Dober, Mejiro Ryan5. Biscuit Sand; 2F; Sire - Mind Your Biscuits; Dam - Garder le Sourire; Damsire - Daiwa Major; Uma in the pedigree - 6. Random Number; 2C; Sire - Salios; Dam - Munitionettes; Damsire - Kurofune; Uma in the pedigree - Stay Gold, El Condor Pasa7. Sun Silvery; 2F; Sire - Omega Perfume; Dam - F T Maia; Damsire - Fuji Kiseki; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki8. Speak Low; 2C; Sire - Isla Bonita; Dam - Given Unsought; Damsire - Epiphaneia; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki, Epiphaneia, Cesario, Symboli Kris S, Special Week, Maruzensky, Agnes Tachyon9. Resolutio; 2C; Sire - Satono Crown; Dam - Willenskraft; Damsire - Daiwa Major; Uma in the pedigree - Satono Crown10. Siskin Bloom; 2F; Sire - Siskin; Dam - Bonjour Kokoro; Damsire - Lincoln; Uma in the pedigree - 11. Speedy Spin; 2F; Sire - Asia Express; Dam - In a Spin; Damsire - Maurice; Uma in the pedigree - Grass WonderWho I think will win - Biscuit Sand - just a gut feeling lolWho I want to win - Nishino Franken - To see Vodka's jobber son be a good sire would be funnyDark horse - Sun Silvery - This is the first crop by Omerga Perfume, I wonder how he will do as a sire1/2
>>569657051glad mambo is immune
>>569656447he was an /uma/club agent the whole time, that's why fan counts aren't important. /uma/club recalled him from his mission
>>569656671Thanks for believing
>>569657164Because Mambo didn't need /Uma/ Club to kill their danchou. They did it themselves.
>>569657051>changed from Dacchis to UMADashIs dacchis that strong?
>>569656694Just sweep
>>569657051autis/uma/ is still alive and well, bwo
TEXT WALL JUMPSCARE
>>569657163for me, personally, it's random number.
>>569653460I wasn't calling you out either, just stating a harsh fact, MANT is getting long
>>569657051>he thinks he can offer anything to me or my club
>>569657163Tokyo 5th Race - 2YO debut, 1800 meters Turf, 10 runners, post time - 12:25 JST1. Sail to Glory; 2C; Sire - Efforia; Dam - Sailing Home; Damsire - Shamardal; Uma in the pedigree - Epiphaneia, Cesario, Symboli Kris S, Special Week, Maruzensky2. Jodrell Bank; 2C; Sire - Efforia; Dam - Earthrise; Damsire - Manhattan Cafe; Uma in the pedigree - Epiphaneia, Cesario, Symboli Kris S, Special Week, Maruzensky3. Sanono Kiseki; 2C; Sire - Kiseki; Dam - Meme Kuzariana; Damsire - Jungle Pocket; Uma in the pedigree - Kiseki, Rulership, Air Groove, Jungle Pocket, Fuji Kiseki4. Leontios; 2C; Sire - Admire Mars; Dam - Air Radieux; Damsire - Unbridled's Song; Uma in the pedigree - 5. Seiun Ozora; 2C; Sire - Gold Ship; Dam - Satono Jasmine; Damsire - Wilburn; Uma in the pedigree - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen6. Jun Vortice; 2C; Sire - Silver State; Dam - Horologist; Damsire - Gemologist; Uma in the pedigree - 7. Scia Lunare; 2C; Sire - Contrail; Dam - Strawberry Moon; Damsire - Kinshasa no Kiseki; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki8. Villany; 2C; Sire - Siskin; Dam - Gellert; Damsire - Heart's Cry; Uma in the pedigree - 9. Vento Rina; 2F; Sire - Gold Ship; Dam - Life and Soul; Damsire - Novellist; Uma in the pedigree - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen, Agnes Tachyon10. Matenro Arcana; 2C; Sire - Kitasan Black; Dam - Harlequeen; Damsire - Canford Cliffs; Uma in the pedigree - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin OWho I think will win - Jodrell Bank - Probably the best looking Efforia SpawnWho I want to win - Sail to Glory/Jodrell Bank - エフフォーリアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアア!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Dark horse - two Kiseki in the pedigree, one in the name, what happens when you invoke a miracle three times?2/2
>>569657282Danchou is still alive though?
>>569657164inb4 Mambocchi poached next month
https://x.com/seiunskys/status/2063230373681897875skychuds?
>>569657310I bet this is Umama
>>569655274it's all discord bro. half of the clubs here have one and if you join one you can access any of their members directly
>>569657310oguwi bwo... surely just a lot of time off
>>569657372he has almondeye's danchos umafans...
>>569657036American
>>569657258ALWAYS BELIEVE
umarape
>>569657505Then Taiki
>>569657465>half of the clubs here have onenot autis/uma/... r-right?
Has anyone else had emotes appear in their finals race?It happened to me once and spooked me because I didn't think it was possible.When I won the guy also started spamming congratulations.
>>569657650>he wasn't invitedkidding, no I think they're one of the few respectable clubs
>>569657670
>>569657378Seiun horse debutWe're back
>>569657650bwo... we were just talking about how your danchou got poached...
>>569657378Efforia being a good sire would be so hype
>>569657650Even the spies from other clubs confirmed we don't have one, bwo
>>569657805
>>569657670I'm the one that spams the emotes and never the other way around so, noppers.
>>569656863No room in the hiking bag....
ah what a fun CM my BIG oshi managed to snag two more wins im so pumped and happy!
>>569658105
I did like 12k steps today for no reason just out of sheer boredomcan I get a good job
>>569658269I went on a walk to do my daily runs onceended up going farther than expected and had to walk on the sides of my feet since I was developing a blister on the way back
>>569658380serves you right
Good thing she has a big head
The umamusume player that plays a career one turn every 2 or 3 weeks for realism
>>569658067>Cleric GrassI got spooked by her recently, what's her deal?
>>569658105she makes you wash her clothes
>>569658421wtf what did I do to you
>>569658509Ultra Giga heal that even inheriting it gives 0.035 heal where Swinging Maestro is 0.055
>>569658269come back when you do 30k
>>569658269You wanna be a theme park janitor?
>>569658679I did 30k almost every day when I was walking in japan>>569658718no wtf.....
>>569658650the difference is that the inherited version is cheaper than maestro per heal amount, and you can guarantee it with discount from parents.
>>569658509the unique is so strong to the point stamina becomes a afterthought during career gameplay
>>569658579yes Riko, I fuck my trainee and we love each other. There is nothing you can do to stop us
My anus finally won one...
>>569658774>I did 30k almost every day when I was walking in japanmy favorite part of japan, i could eat like a pig, walk a ton, and still lose weight
I haven't even owned a pedometer in like 20 years how do you all know how many steps you took on a walk
>>569658912smartwatch
>>569658912I have a smart watchWHAT METER?????????>>569658905it's so fun I could eat ramen twice a day
>>569654313Twin Turbo, indubitably
what's the best time to queue group A round 2?
>>569658912phones have pedometers in them
>>569658269If you're a neet, you need to walk two or three times more than thatIf not, good job I guess
>>569659004>>569659007I only have a Casio ain't no way in hell I'm carrying around that spyware with me
>>569659124I'm kind of a neet because I'm on sick leave since my hand is injured and I had a surgeryI'm on deficit every day tho anyway
>>569658867Post her and I'll ravage you by telling you the truth.
>>569658912unc got a diddyblud kirkter...
>>569659164then use your phone
>>569659164
Anus Tonguin'
real question are the schizos and V the same person. How many people got deleted and banned
yes let's restart that discussionfuck off
>>569659314Actually laughed at this. God I'm cooked
>>569658067Congrats on your BIG wins! What's her build like? I thought about going gambling Pace for this one but I ultimately decided on Front Biwa because I thought all the other fronts would choke her out and I wanted to see if Presents for X could work as a front (it kinda does, though it's ultimately a bootleg Kiss for Courage in the end since it doesn't work in first)
god i hate zoomers
I don't know much about the game yet, is <style> Savvy important if you have high wit already? Like 1000+
https://poal.me/9zdqcqhttps://poal.me/9zdqcqhttps://poal.me/9zdqcqhttps://poal.me/9zdqcqhere. REAL discussion
>>569659545>rape is allowed in the umamusume world
>>569659314I'll bitewhat is a kirkter
>>569659641
>poal[-]
I wish I was Mejiro Dober so could suck on my trainer's thick unwashed dick while digital records the act so I watch it with Bright later
>>569659620If you're using a front runner it works as a groundwork activator. Savvy also helps debuffers since it increases field of view.
>[-]I know what people mean but why do they always say it like this the hide button post doesn't have that on it (not that I ever use it anyway)
>>569659693unc....
Today has been an awful dayI have to do my borrows, but I know they will just make my day worse
>>569656253anon he wasn't a top earner because he burnt out, which is why he left the club in the first place. Go 2-3 months back and further. He was the top earner every time
>>569660067anon...
>>569659459i was not here the first time link me to it
>>569660063Is it useless outside of those two scenarios?
>>569660067with 4chanx there's a little button thing
>Ace Combat>>569660041Watching the games show while MANT showtime
next thread will be good
teiobro...
>>569660195only in february and march
>>569660075Imagine the tongue kisses
Kita...
oh hey he got banned again talking about himself in 3rd person
>>569659765Grass wouldn't say this
>>569657051What did mambo do?
>>569660670Nothing happened to Mambo, we are going as strong as ever.
>>569660370and January and December, though he was alone in the club in December because it was the first month and didn't get 50M fans which isn't that much but nobody is grinding fans for an unranked club
>>569660614but she would agree.
>>569651830Apples for desert/snack
>>569660281what does that even do just hide the post?
>Deleted 12
>>569658253the weirdest thing I read was that her hat ears are mechanical and her actual ears are just inside the crown
>>569660281>>569660202I've been here 16 years and never installed the extension. I don't intend to start now.
>>569660903yes
>>569660961he got banned for avatarfagging it seems and it outed his samefagging again
>>569659765>we should ra-ACKSorry, Grass. I'm busy tonight.
>>569660758Ehhh?
>when you survive junior year with 0 clocks burnt
>>569660237Ehh I'm pretty sure the wit increase helps your umas with other mechanics during the race but a 40/60 wit boost is not something you'd rely on over other skills to win.
>>569659560its a very basic pace chaser build with actual gambling built into it i just focused on purchasing the most useful skills i could afford but i do wish i couldve purchased budding blossom (didnt have a good nishino parent)unfortunately Bono cant run anything other than pace chaser since her unique skill doesnt work as a front runner and i still dont understand whats the point of even trying to make her a late surger
>>569660614>he doesn't know what happened after the Takarazuka Kinen
>>569660975same
>>569660975no one's making you
>>569660963Yeah it moves along her real earsWhen you think about it it's true that her hat ears aren't at the same place as her real ears
>>569658912I earn playcoins on my 3DS.just kidding it's 2026 I own a smart phone and there are apps for everything
>>569660414imagine her long tongue slithering around your cock before it painfully goes down your urethra
>>569660539
Who created the Ayabe thread if it's not deleted
>>569659376V is half of his own detractors easily because he is obsessed with ego and pretending he is relevant. It is no shock the thread is significantly better shortly after his ban. Posts like this, and yeah I know I'm part of the problem for replying, are the only real issue that would take time to fade after he ropes.
This girl is adorable
I'm gonna go shower you guys need anything?
>>569660857I like a little peanut butter with my apple slices
>>569661404horny cow
>>569661404
>>569661431Cereal
>>569660961only 2 deleted for me, seems my filters are working decently enough
>>569660237wit is always useful, not OP but it's a guaranteed activation and wit does some good stuff including actually making you faster. savvy skills are usually a high priority on my "I already have all the must have stuff, what do I spend leftover points on" list.
>>569660961I didn't want to mention it but since you already did anyway. It's the talking in 3rd person that always gets me. Previous thread's posts also got deleted such as posts defending him[self]>>569629397 >>569630086 >>569629909
>>569661431pics
>>569661431beard wash
>>569646107
>>569661404she's one of the best
>>569661561Okay then who is the letter spammer
>>569661431Shower pics
>>569639491Because nothing fucking happens.Set up the rivalry with her and Duramente, who then breaks her leg, and then they only talk like once. Oguri's Kasamatsu opponents returned to support her, but Duramente just forgets her name and later aknowledges she's strong.Cheval was introduced late, and was just there, until she did get a win over Kitasan Black, but it was a poorly set up scene despite how the anime tried to convince you it was important because they put a song there. The fact that Golshi said Kita was washed, but still won against Cheval in the Arima Kinen right after the Japan Cup makes Cheval's win look like a fluke, lessening the impact of the supposed comeback.In Season two she was introduced along with Satano Diamond as an inseparable duo, but Dia-chan had no fucking screentime. There was an attempt to dramatise it by going "uh we are not friends in this race", but fell flat.The IRL personality of Kitasan being a gigachad was not showcased. He loved racing so much, in retirement he still ran. They put heavier horseshoes on, but he just got fucking jacked from that. They put fat horses next to him, and Kita raced with them until the other horse got slim. In the anime she just trains with Bobo and Rice, and interacts with the shopping district more than the other umas. Instead of being a training maniac, who lifts her entire generation up by encouragement and fighting spirit, she is portrayed as this local hero. For what fucking reason was she a local hero? Haru Urara, Yukino Bijin, Oguri Cap, Inari One, all boosted their local racecoarse's popularity, so them being depicted having loyal followers from a small community where they started makes sense, but Kita was always a central horse.
>>569661693No one cares about the letter spammer. The guy was doing it to kill the thread faster.
>>569661787>>569661787>>569661787we are at 6th page with only 10 images remaining sure it's fine right
>>569661693That was me, if you're talking about the AI Ayabe thread
>>569661824Only a schizo would do that desu
>>569661835Should be desu
>>569661835>neicha OPyou're fine I guess, next time at least wait until image limit is actually about to hit if you're going to make it before page 9.
>>569661835ugh I mean 15 images but YEAH
>>569661098Why do you never ask for advice if you want your oshi to win? NSM is not good for this track and you didn't inherit Nishino's ult. Radiant star and Super Lucky Seven are also worthlessAnd the worst thing is that your stats are actually good you just seem like you want to lose>>569661390Umama
>>569661431A very tasty Pepperoni pizza
>>569661390Umama obviously, it's his butt buddy that should have been banned with him
"ne ne toreina i heard this cup is extremely hard and rigorous all the uma musume at tracen told me this was a true test for both trainers and uma musume i think we should try"
>>569661907If that was you and you're still here after all those hours, god damn you need a life
>previous thread 28 deleted>this thread 12He really do talk in 3rd person when he's defending or mentioning himself.
>>569661835thirdworld-san...
>>569642310Fuck no she is too overbearing.
So begins Uma&Co's century of humiliation
You have to use all the images
>>569662232
>>569661561>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569624248/#569629397>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569624248/#569630086>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569624248/#569629909I'm not replying to anyone who tries to justify or defend him anymore whether it's really him or others.
>>569662336don't worry his TOTALLY real defenders will be back to explain exactly why this isn't true and why he's the victim as soon as he gets unbanned
>>569662597>all deleted at the same time with the same timestamp
>>569662597What does this prove
>>569657926>having spies is a good thing if your club is cleanDidn't see that coming, huh
>>569657926>>569662849the spies simply were not invited
>>569662284Anon you know people can leave and come back right
>>569662804That he's a retard defending himself talking about himself in 3rd personI don't think you understand how bans work on 4chan
hooray for horsegirls
>>569662804All of those posts were deleted at the exact same second, as were V's avatarfagging posts. Self-deletes can't be mass-timed that way, and if a janny bans multiple people without purging a full thread then each person will have a different timestamp as the janny nukes IPs 1 at a time. This proves without a doubt that all of those defender posts and the avatarfagging itself is coming from the same IP on the same machine.
Might as well soundpost the remaining ones
I'll post a sweaty uma cause I feel like it to fill the slots
>>569663114i don't see the ban timestamp. where are the other bans?
>>569652423These are part free giveaways part mission rewards.
i mean it's not really a surprise that he samefagsanyone with basic observational skills could deduce thatumamusume
>>569663360Literally hover over it.... are you new to 4chan and archives?
>>569663360Just hover over the icon
>>569650880Come on Lebesstil, make the Symboli bloodline proud!
>>569663360Newcutie, you just hover the trash can icon like the others showed images of. the other bans are further up the same and previous thread, I can't post the screenshot I took of one because image limit but you can literally just scroll up until you see more deleted ones then hover their trash can.
Whew, I got something that was on topic into the final image slot. Thread saved
>>569663516I don't spend my time my life here bwo. why are you so mad
>>569652684Burgers underpay their employees, so if you don't tip them, they will spit in your food.
>>569659007>WHAT METER?????????Pedis (pes in genitive form) is the latin word for foot. Pedo is the ancient greek word for boy. Pedometer is a device that measures number of steps and the distance covered by walking.
THE VAMPIRE HUNTER STAKES ARE TODAY, GUYS!!!
UMASEXGAME????
