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>>569651070me when i see spamton leaking oil out of his head glands and humping his own tentacle cock
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>569651203
https://poal.me/hq4nhbhttps://poal.me/hq4nhbhttps://poal.me/hq4nhb
tenna sex
>>569651306uhm... kristenna is problematic, sis. do better please
>>569651306were there ever any drawings of fujo getting fucked in this outfit?
>>569651203Hooman!
why can't I get fat?
>>569651550fake
>>569651604said evil Tenna
>>569651495don’t think so but I’m pretty sure Pixelanon based it on this
Detlarune for Gamecube Advanced
>doesn't promise anything will happen>nothing happens>people are mad for some reason
>>569651634>Queens head wires act like Medusa snakes and try to plug into whatever they see>she conceals them normally to be able to surprise the enemy with her last resort weapon
why are fujos so hot?
Deltarune Wrist Game
>>569651872you can control the Ralsei Tuner if you attach your Switch 2 to your PC to find extra Dark Dollars with Ralsei's patented bombs
>>569651634the fuck is a "SHAPOTSKA"?
I just wanna let the fujos know that you're making my gay Chilean friend very upset
>>569652237shouldn’t they be focusing on toby
>>569651961they are hags and hags are hot
>>569652014you can also make ralsei wear form revealing green tights and dance for your amusement after collecting all his statues
>>569651550confirmed real
>>569652145A diminutive of "cap"
>>569652237Argentinean Tenna when he sees his Chilean Addison business partner angry over being seen as homosexual:
>>569652237Someone's not having Chili for dinner tonight
gay south american fave insists that THEY ARE WHITE
Tupac alive in Hometown
Starring Tupac as Schizo Boss Number 5
>>569651634SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Tupac becomes Threepac upon acquiring the 7 human souls.
>>569651562WHY CAN'T I BE THERE FUCKING HUGGING CHARA GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! FUCK THIS SHITHOLE OF A PLANET, AHHHHHHHHH!!
>>569651436Why does "woke/sjw" parody speech on this site add "sis" to sentences? It's like when they add -rino suffixes when they imitate Redditors. They don't even say that. Fave is perplexed...
The Green Games Showcase is sponsored by an AI companyI can't think of a way to make this Underrune related help me out here
>>569653546RALSEIRALSEI IS GREENHE WOULD SUPPORT ENVIROFACISM
>>569653546green gaster uhhh *physically assaults you*
>>569653546>Company claiming to be ecofriendly is actually notTruly shocking.Said Politics Bear, jaded from all of it.
>>569653546Alphys is having a spit-take at the news of that. Wouldn't it be like having your pro-wind farms film being privately funded by oil barons?
doomin'
Noelle! Use Snowgrave to refreeze the ice caps!
>>569653750it's like how PETA kills animals
it must suck to be loyal to /v/ and have to search through all the threads to find your vaguely worded secret deltarune thread instead of being able to filter the general keyword to the top
>>569653546if you think about it if deltarune were vibecoded it would be released way sooner
>>569652483is the diminutive decided by the sha- prefix or by the -tska suffix?
Chapter 5 has been replaced with an AI data center. Please understand
did i miss a goat-flavored shitstorm?
toby if you do not complete chapter 5GAsgasGaSGASwill fill the room
i can't wait for direct announcement so i can wait slightly more
You have ten minutes you have five minutes GYAS
>>569651302I can't decide if he's crying tears of joy or grief
>>569654123No that one wasn't me actually, seems like it was /v/ tourists and temturd this time.
the jap is right
>>569654592jap is a racial slur anon.
>>569654123what the HECK is this image
>>569654497aw. no fun allowed.>https://youtu.be/atQOxz9a1zo?t=7
>>569654463sade :(
>>569654680racial slurs are amicable words in high civilization
>>569653750Actually a lot of dark fountain companies invest in renewable SOUL light because they want to profit off of their potential competition
>>569654463oh damn nice sketch anon
>>569654463gorgeous. wonderful display of emotion.
>>569654463He's seeing the absolute state of these threads
Would you kiss Rudy
>>569654592That's (You)r room because it's (You)r Castle Town
>>569654592crown... or laughing cat mouth?
thread needs luftung
>>569655067looks more like those anime girl cat faces
>>569655002yeah but then spamton called noelle an angel and there's a whole prophecy page that shows a girl with a sword and a heart in her center mass.all i am saying: the door is not adorned with wings, but with antlers.
i want to draw sans again but every times i draw him he always displays emotions that i am feeling and that's quite scary
>>569655227it’s wings it’s a seraphim.
We’re in desperate need of a millennial to make an hour long video exposing the Deltarune to Alt right pipeline before they fully takeover the fandom and start up the fourth reich
where newsletter
>>569655408>alt-rightyou mean race-mised dudes that kiss boys?
>>569655491it saw bug sex and got scared away
>>569655491https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/ here i guessnot now tho
>>569655408Alt-right is just the regular right now.
Fave's Alt Right Sigma Male Gun Rights Liberal Debunking Podcast
Female deers don't have antlers.
>>569655684>Nothing since Winter 2025Grim...
Faves ideology is anti-politics.
>>569655557>race-missedwhat are you even trying to say
>>569655831>deers
fave just worked on art for the thread for an hour and just lost it all from a program crashing right when they were adding the last details to itfave wants to kill themselves or needs a hug
>>569655882it’s kraut that just her natural schizobabble
>>569655882it's a mystery.we have our top cryptologist working on it 24/7 trying to figure that out.
>>569653910claude, make deltarune 2 right now
>>569655831Female reindeer have antlers. We've been over this like 10000 times since 2018.
>>569655831They're reindeer and female reindeer do have antlersalways hated how people the holidays are fucking white tail deer, THEY'RE FUCKING REINDEER! HE'S LITERALLY RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER!
>>569653365This but with Frisk
>>569654882>>569654884Thank you a lot>>569654771:(>>569654909They aren't that bad
>>569655989*sends you hugs* <3
>>569656024should rudy have antlers
>>569656143cute
ralsei devouring scores of cans
>>569655989unfortunate
Technically by the end of Chapter 7 Duke Nukem Forever and Deltarune will have the same length of dev time.
>>569656175It depends on time of year, but both male and female reindeer have antlers
>>569653901The average /v/anon has severe /utg/ derangement syndrome so they wouldn't post here no matter what
>>569656346
When will Deltarune make me cry?
>>569655227>then spamton called noelle an angelNo he didn't, he was talking to (You)
>>569656554now! *makes you cry* :3
>>569656503i like our /v/irgins.
>>569656143these are really charming
You've got balls, kid.
>>569656554When Gaster's hand comes out and pokes your eyes with his fingers
>>569655989>hugs anonMaybe the program has some auto-save feature of sorts to get back some progress?>>569656346We might see the FF7 remake be done before we see Chapter 6.
Who are you picking to share the ride and which seat do you choose?
>>569656718i pick the ralsei seat :D
>>569656346>Announced in 1997 AHHHH IM GOING INSANECHAPTER 7 2032 CONFIRMED
>>569656596okay, cool>*closes NPC dialogue window*
>>569656718how does a tv have a cock
>>569656827>CHAPTER 7 2032 CONFIRMEDthis but unironically
>>569651302asgoreful anchor so far
>>569656890you think mettaton would willingly possess something that didn't have a big meaty cock?
>>569656503Despite how much the average /v/nigger hates us it doesn't mean some of them won't come here, as demonstrated by all the times they've come to the thread just to whine about the schizo janny deleting their threads and how they hate this placeThey will come regardless of how much they say they dislike and insult us
2032 doesn't sound like a real year outside of scifi novels
>>569657024why do they hate us? too many foids?
>>569657038six years
>>569657024>racism
>>569656890Because the dark world creator imagined the already handsome TV with a cock
>>569656934oh hnoooo
The RLM review of Boyhood (It took 12 years to make!!!) came out in 2014
>>569657159>I'm foid!
>>569653919The latter
>>569657345
>>569656934no mr centipede tenna…
>>569657326Was that movie any good or was it Oscar bait?
>>569657460It took 12 years to make!
>>569657139That's part of it (period blood art and period talk are the best filters so far btw, it upsets them and disgusts them immeasurably) but mainly because of the culture and the namefagsThey say we're insane, do insane things and that we never talk about the game
Deltarune is borderline experimental
>>569657460It was an interesting concept that aptly demonstrates why the concept doesn't work in execution
>>569657364thanks, you're blyetiful.
>>569657024That's true, they're extreme tsunderes.
>>569657525they're jealous of our family love
>>569656718oh my gooooooood i need him
Chapter 5 is gonna be a vertical 2D shooter, and there's gonna be an obstacle immediately at the start of the game
Berdly is trying to play Gradius but refuses to use the Konami Code because it's dishonorable
I'll 100% Black Myth by the time this stupid dumb dumb chapter is announced.
>>569656147>>569656338>>569656697Thanks anons, sadly no auto-save so I'd have to start from scratch. I'll probably end up drawing the idea another time.I can at least rationalise some silver linings>Was good training>Muscle and mental memory of doing it is now in my head>I could see from doing it I'm getting better>Next time I know a better way of doing it
Chapter 5 has an extended real time strategy sequence and it SUCKS.
(Tenna rubbing his big belly) gluttony is rarely a grave matter
>>569655989This is why you compulsively press Ctrl + S after every brushstroke
>>569658025Also, Seam has the last Shadow Crystal.
>>569656797He ate ralsei, you chose his mouth
>>569658127grim big telly belly
If Kris knew brazilian ju jitsu this game would be over already.
Chapter 7 ends on sequel bait, the final boss is a 1:1 repeat of the chapter 5 end boss and the very last scene is gunshot, cut to black, credits
Chapter 5 secret boss is Sans's mom Trixie
Catti and Noelle had a sleepover and Catti pretended to fall asleep first so Noelle would go to sleep so she could snip a lock of hair off of Noelle for a protective spell she read about online but she misjudged the timing and Noelle saw her holding the scissors while she was still half awake so Catti impulsively lied and said she was self-harming and Noelle said um, please don't and Catti said okay and then she put the scissors away and laid down and later she pulled some hair out of Noelle's hairbrush which is what she should have done in the first place
>>569658485hope she's hot
>>569657775Me too... Wanna get on the ride together?
>>569658485is she great
>>569658485why is sans mom a traveling magician
Catti and Noelle were at the store trying to pick what flavor of popato chisps to get and Catti exploded how embarrassing
>>569657525>that we never talk about the gamedont they spend most of their time shrieking about culture war instead of games? how strange a thing to call us out on.
>>569658616>>569658656What is this referencing
which characters are circumcised?
>>569658892my- *gets shot*
>>569658485what font is trixie
>>569658901cat dad has a jewish name so probably him
>>569658901noelle
>>569658892something illegal
>>569658841That is precisely why their schizophrenia against us is so fucking funny, and also the reason they should never be welcomed here because they have demonstrated before that they just can't help but keep screeching about culture war and muh society while making up enemies to fight in their head wherever is it that they go
flowey will not be the big bad in ch5.end of story.
flowey (limited edition schizo edition) will be the big bad in ch5.
>>569658485
>>569658901jockington's entire body
>>569658892best horse
>>569658548yes. i call dibs on the bottom seat
is mlp still banned even doe lee is gone
>Br*nies ITTI guess I shouldn't be surprised
>>569659312can a drawfag please make trixie skelebro mom?
I like to imagine that Tenna purrs just like a cat when he's particularly happy, he's a little embarrassed about it though
>>569659803what a nice inclusive thread.
anons? you aren't posting about the...may buddha forgive me for uttering this word...forbidden horseshow?
Rule 15 really makes it clear this site hasn't been upkept since 2012.
>>569659789I got a three day because a picture I posted had a tiny horse I hadn't noticed in a corner within 5 minutes of posting it
>>569660014*hides friendship shaped equine*uh nooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJkIkm-rX_0
no snitch or nothing, but there's a rule for bronies that breach containment, y'know.
and proud
I'm not a snitch, I'm a smitch
>>569660014We would never
Fave wonders what it would be like if other cartoons had a weird fandom like horseshow did. They're basically American otaku
>>569660376Don't be a little bitch kraut. Be a big bitch.
>>569659903grabbing tenna's primordial vhs pouch
Quiet it down I'm trying to watch Future Games Show.
>>569660554OH, I AM[[BIG]]you know i use the report function like twice a year, don't make me break quota.
>>569660908>OH, I AM>[[BIG]]let us see, post it kraut
YOU USED ME...FOR GAME DEVELOPMENT!!!that wasn't nice...
How come Vincent Van Gogh got his own MMO but Spamton doesn't? Is he the inferior schizoid?
Goobers
>>569651302Needed a break to make art from my most long winded project yet https://youtu.be/3TzdfcCxr0sI2avbhQNsT6PZ_f1
>>569661252Spamton didn't cut off his ear and give it to a prostitute.
>>569661321he has no ears. we can come to the conclusion he cut off both of them.
I had a you know what phase when I was like 13/14 but I also had a rather delayed puberty so I thought people finding the horses sexually attractive was just a joke.
>>569651302https://voca.ro/19RXy3wd7t39
>>569661378he has bird ear holes and red cheek spots like a parrot
>>569661278don’t anchor ai faggot
>>569661457the 'men' on this board will fuck anything that has eyelashes.
>>569661498who is your fave?
>>569661457anon??? you aren't mentioning...may kamehameha forgive me for uttering this word...the forbidden horseshow... are you???
>>569654463>>569656143Amazing, I've never really known why but I seriously love art drawn on paper and captured by a camera so much. I want to hug both of them>>569656934AND THIS is incredible and adorable too, it's a blessed day to be an Asgore fan
who said we wanted to fuck them, perhaps we admire the connection to arthurian legend and daoist dualist symbology
Fave continues their search for the crystal coconut once more.
>>569661656fond of grippins and spamton.
>>569661278good rudy knight, I like his cockroach-y lookin hooves
>>569661278Holy SHIT. Fantastic as always, I love the stark intensity of him puking all over the sword and doubling over in sickness and pain plus damn Rudy looks sexy like that heh wink wink nudge wink shirt collar adjust wink nudge wink
>>569659740I have no problems with this arrangement
>>569661748i wanna fuck them
>>569661820are you currently sober?
>>569661278i love it, rudy gigerized and loving(?) it, the fluid dynamics look painful
the personality of the ponies turns me off way more than anything about their bodiessome of those episodes were borderline unwatchable
>>569661457I was like 16 so I had seen enough stuff like Touhou and K-ON and Lucky Star to know that this was just the same kind of thing but with horsesSeeing that people wanted to fuck the FNAF electronics blew my mind more tbdesu.
>>569661278>>569661498Duality of /utg/ oc
>>569662131anon??? you aren't mentioning...may my japanese ancestry forgive me for uttering this word...the forbidden horseshow... are you???
>>569661808okay but what does this mean since i've seen you post this a few times now anon
>>569662193they're animatronics not electronics
fave will shower you in coconut creampie
>>569661618*rubs rumbling belly* oUUUUURPPPP nhhh excuse me...
>>569662131I've honestly always enjoyed the fanfiction more than anything. For every 10 self-insert smutfics written by a 14-year-old there's one geniunely moving piece of writing that actually elevates the original.
>>569661878excellent. it's a deal
I saw Gerson today (I just relocated him for the second time today so that he didn't get squished by a car and became red paint on the pavement)
>>569662359you're allowed to discuss the show, you just can't make a thread about it, post images about it, or use it in your username
>>569661991yes
>>569662131*punches you in the head until youre reduced to a red jelly*
>replying to lora slop
Becoming part of the Undertale fanbase has honestly been my only experience with a crazy autism fanbase
>>569662662The future of fiction is safe... for now.
>>569661278The prompts used to make this must've been crazy
Deltarune took so long to make somehow Marsupilami returned
>>569662851thats depressing I cant imagine this life....what a grey colorless world
>scarfing my tv slop
What if Deltarune was set in Mycenaean Greece
>>569661278Very beautiful style but uh is this a fetish?
>>569663016fuck you I was just about to hit post on the same thing
>>569663072NYEH HEH
>>569662823Are you the same retard from yesterday?Because if so you really need to stop man you clearly can't tell AI apart from real art
Anthro unicorn monster for DR would have been goated. I seriously don't know what's up with Toby avoiding good decision tbdesu.
>>569662718Hmm, doubtful but I'll believe you.
>>569661278Is this Rudy vomiting because he's still adjusting to the Knight transformation?
this is how pippins walk https://youtu.be/sZI-XfFlSzw
a nice handful of fave tummy chub
I'm gathering these weird posts are just people watching one of those game showcases and trying to add things like "Toby and "Fave" to make it not off-topic
>>569661498What accent is this?
The chapter 5 dark world will take place in the skelebros' house, specifically in Papyrus' room which is full of forbidden horse paraphernalia, thus /utg/ will be exiled to the horse board forevermore
>>569663194>Are you the same retard from yesterday?schizophrenia. it doesn’t look like real art, running it through several ai detectors checks it off as ai. painter is at the very least enhancing it with ai
>>569663194What happened yesterday I don’t remember
>>569661252Bro? Your Spamton Wars? Free on PIPIS 3?
Evil TV man (Defernull Tenna) being branded by Battat like he's a cowhttps://files.catbox.moe/p38lbc.jpg
>>569663654I ran your post through my retard detector and it came up positive. It's never wrong i'm afraid.
>>569663829First we had Spamton getting a vaginal prolapse and now we have Tenna getting branded. Foid porn always hits different
>>569663654nigga she’s drawn on the white board before dumbass
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>569663194>>569664002There's some weird trolling campaign of dudes who don't like the painter calling her stuff ai, I'm begging you to just ignore it.
Reminder.
Woops. I posted during retard hour
>>569664131they're probably just replying to each other
Fave gets arrested for a crime they didn't commit and is being transported to a federal penitentiary by helicopter when a missile strikes the helicopter and Fave is thrown from the chopper by the force of the blast and falls into the snowy forest below, leading to a manhunt for several days combing the forest looking for evidence of if Fave survived
Gay Fave's gay boyfriend who only was in the relationship to take advantage of Fave financially.
>>569664218Baitfags are hungry lately
>>569663654>it doesn’t look like real artHow so? There no melting, incoherent lighting, broken anatomy or any of the usual telltale signs of AI.And even the best model right now are not capable of creating consistent patterns at that level of detail at that resolution.>running it through several ai detectors checks it off as ai.AI detectors are all dogshit and do not work. Only an absolute retard would ever use them and be stupid enough to think they work.>>569663748>What happened yesterday I don’t rememberOne reared yesterday was calling AI something that clearly wasn't
>>569664316>Ralsei when he jaywalks in his own town
>>569661498>>569651302https://voca.ro/1nWf9XLZy4k4Attack Of The Killer Queen
>>569664002her "art" has started looking like generated slop since she posted all of those spamtons. you’re going to tell me you don’t see it?
The Departed (2006) but Fave
>>569664573Fave's gay boyfriend was...himself?
Fave?Did you say Fave?>Yes sir, with or without nuts.
>>569664886The Favefarted...
>>569663974The artist makes very interesting pornhttps://files.catbox.moe/406bzv.jpg
>>569663395spamton hops like a bird too...throwing seeds in the backyard and watching the little darkner birds peck them
cosplay is kind of mid hes always hard to pull off but im weirdly charmed by the huge plastic burger. its cute. also even the room is on theme so plus 5 stars
>>569665114I'm not sure this can be classified as porn. I mean Tenna has a raging tent in his pants but that's about it.
>>569665246I'm not sure in what universe this is mid, this is a high effort cosplay
>>569665265the other one doesnt seem like porn to me either just classic eroguro
Deltarune Tenna is fattened on pasture film roll TV grass and milked by hand. Defernull/Underfell Tenna is factory farmed and fed TV slop filled with corn and sugar, then milked roughly by machines and artificially inseminated with expensive CRT-bull semen
>>569664850here's pandora palace its fun to singhttps://voca.ro/1kzswrRYsezr
>>569664721broken anatomy isn’t an issue for good models anymore>at that resolution yes it can if it’s ai assisted. you couldn’t pick her art out of a page of slop, it looks like every other ai render
>>569665246You count this as mid? I think the face is spot on, and just for that it already makes it a 7/10 in my book, the rest of the body doesn't look half bad either
>>569665408>>569665627I mean its good and many mettaton cosplays are very high effort and pristine but mettatons cosplays dont really work to pull off the illusion of becoming a character for me because it always looks like someone wearing cardboard and fabric where metal should be and it never doesnt look like an outfit made out of cardboard and fabric so it always just looks "off" but im probably being too picky about fave
>>569665974kek
>>569665974
post charas
569665624https://litter.catbox.moe/2y00r7.MOV
>>569665473https://voca.ro/15jTgAKaFBupCatswinghttps://voca.ro/11mKn7fd1H46TV World
Happy idiot
>>569666276
>>569666425You didn't have to prove it, nobody with a brain actually thought that it was ai, they were just trolling
>>569666438What accent do you have?
>>569666607Mind as well before I clear it off my procreate
>>569666425muhahahaah now I have all your art secrets
>>569666425>that light on and offRUDY RAVE
>>569666737What?? Why?
unholy anon/fave hybrid abomination offspring
>>569666425Based here's webm to further own >>569665624
>>569666680???Midwestern? I don't really have an accent i do kinda put on a voice when i sing thoughhttps://voca.ro/1oAiX8G7YL2DHere's NYCTBA
but IS it a fetish
>>569666952Do you know HOW MUCH SPACE A CANVAS TAKES UP ON MY IPAD!?
>>569666276Here's your hooman
>>569667036>I don't really have an accentMost American thing ever said, everyone has an accent. Actually I thought you sounded kinda Russian which is why I was asking.
>>569667279it's rudy literally vomiting from being supernaturally skinny as the knight unless hes really fat under there and is puking because of the compression
>>569667286I haven’t deleted a canvas since 2017…
>>569667470Your device will blow up in your sleep.
>>569667451>Rudy developing bulimia from having to fit into the armor
>>569667346Russian accent (poor mic quality)Anyways here's big shothttps://voca.ro/199ULEE3vR9h
>>569667510>blow upgreat, now i'm thinking of tenna getting fat again.THANKS ANON
Has everyone forgot Rudy is sick
>>569667510I don’t use it for any other storage so meh
>>569667673now think of him getting fat and eating popcorn with two of his four arms (from a bucket shaped like his own head) while excitedly commenting on how the old film you're watching together was colorized, and hugging you with his other two arms
Susi
>>569667932i thought he just lived at the hospital
>Deltarune gets completed>Toby Fox announces a new game>It's an Undertale remakeIn a scale from 1 to 10 how much pain would that bring you?
>>569668457He just quietly dumped a comatose patient out the window and took his place when Carol made him sleep on the couch
>>569668543Finally...
What if Rudy is faking his illness to get away from carol
someone wake me in a couple of hours
>>569668638He would never do that to such a catch
what if rudy is faking his illness so nobody is watching him do knight stuff
https://voca.ro/1nyucLPnThgXThe world revolving is very difficult to do>>569668543I think the reason DR has been so good is how long the ideas and symbology and lore and themes and such have had to germinate
>>569668750The correction to toriel about>”your wife”>”carol”Kind of put me off
Rudy's Make-A-Wish was to become the Knight, so they had no choice but to pump him full of crystals
What if Rudy is faking his illness so he doesn't need to go to work and can spend more time fucking his hot wife
pretend this post is the single most disgusting awful degenerate thing you've ever seen
>>569668974another masterpiece, painter
>>569668543If Deltarune ends well, I trust the DogIf not, I will beat him up and call him a nerd and take his lunch money.
>>569668862Toriel was deliberately avoiding saying Carol’s name and Rudy was pointing it out
this guy is the knight
>>569668974>*its rudy vomiting>*from eating too much fruitcake>*and he’s shitting his pants>*maybe you should look away
Since they're making Mass Effect but Not because there's no actual Mass Effect games no more someone should make Deltarune but Not
>>569668543hard mode
>>5696685438/10. If it's not Hard Mode, I don't want it.
>>569668974Finally, smegma art
Might be time for another break from utg if 974 is acceptable
>>569668974for a guy dying he sure is full of fluids
>>569668543finished mtt resort casino or we kill him
>>569651302>my noelle art!!!! :3,,
>>569669465Man, she could really use some eyedrops
>>569668543>Deltarune gets completedAlready too unrealistic of a hypothetical
>>569669465Noelle seconds before she uses Kris up
What if every character name was written in Irish English and every streamer pronounced them differently
>>569669465Very pretty
https://voca.ro/1gUZPcFwZirsHammer of justice
>>569669951What would Rouxls be spelled like in Irish?
Is this the guy stealing art and reposting it here
Kris Dreemurrsucks
<3
>Irish Englishwhat does that mean
>>569670350My cockand balls
>>569670230yes
Deltarune Chapter 5 in 6 or 7 days
Deltarune Chapter 5 in 6 or 7 days for 8 years of development
While we wait, we hydrate.
>>569670412one of those names with a million accents i guess.
>>569670715*Hardcore hydration ensues
>>569670739English doesn't have accents? Don't you mean Gaelic?
ate a granola bar and beef jerky
>>569670902i didnt make that inane post, i just thought you wanted it explained.
Imagine speaking garlic
>>569670973Love these Pokemon.
>>569671049
Toriel if she evil
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
Dynasty Warriors Undertale that takes place during the human monsters war
>>569671332i like dark world designs
>>569671351>you play as john human kicking the ever loving shit out of monsters into dusty piles
I gcás nuachtlitir.
is anyone capable of singing guardian with lyrics this song is fucking fasthttps://voca.ro/1hoVkETSXJKN
WHAR IS THE CHAPTER
It's too god damned hot outside
>>569671454>the easy difficulty is playing as humans>the hard difficulty is playing as monsters>the insane difficulty is trying to survive as a child caught in the crossifireBet Toby would do something meta like that.
>>569671538>Chapter 5 - Whar
>>569668457Susie...
We need to put a gag on this guy singing
is there any way to plan out a plush pattern that doesn't end up as uneven garbage?
Until Chapter 5 comes out, I am officially only playing Microsoft Mahjong Solitaire.
>>569671939Don't ask me I tried making a plush once like 10 years ago and it turned out like shit.
>>569661675Well I'm forced to draw on a notebook instead of my tablet but I agree. It's more loose because you can't Ctrl + Z out of paper.>>569656630I'm glad you think so, I'm having fun drawing them.>>569656279Thanks!
>>569671538>>569671759
>>569672043play real mahjong
>>569672136do you just sketch with the pen or draw with pencil before?
>>569672059>:/
I hope Deltarune's last area before the end boss will be as good as War Bigot Tower
>>569672280No.
>>569672370>Bigot t-- oh
>>569672398
>>569651302Cheerleader fujo from da whiteboardhttps://files.catbox.moe/k9c2ru.PNG
If Toby is so Japanese where's the part with intense Mahjong
>>569671467KEK, you mean "cá nuachtlitir"
Fave acquires a taste for freeform jazz.
>>569672625LORD HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>569651436not really? they're around the same age even if Tenna is more adult-coded.
>>569672653But Mahjong is Chinese.
>>569671519asriel sounds like this canonically
>>569672625oh hot damn [hochi mama]
ok i got about half of my work stuff done, now to waste a bit of time on utg before i get back into it
>>569672724
>>569672625sniffs it's good.
>>569672817just outsource it. it's what your co-workers are doing.
>>569672740And tacos are Mexican but we eat them all the time in the USA. If you've seen enough Japanese media you'll see lots of times where yakuza guys in suits play Mahjong
>>569672965it's not something that can be outsourced sadly
i want to have sex man, im so depresedmy incel rage never stops
i want east asian fans schizos here how i can bring them here?
>>569673010anything can be outsourced.
>>569673161not so
I WANT TO STOP HAVING SEX MAN, I'M SO ANGRYMY CHAD MELANCHOLY NEVER ENDS
>>569673016>i am so depressedgood
If Toby is so Japanese where's his waka poetry. Where's his flower arrangements.
coming
>>569673302
I'm 27 next month and still a virgin, said anon.
Why is Toby still making new Deltarune chapters instead of a high fidelity 3D remake of Chapter 2, the most popular one? Is he stupid?
>>569673449i think i wanna fuck him
>>569673302straight to your house!(coming!)
mommy have i been a good boy?
>>569673449I feel like the tranny metaphor falls apart if this is how he looks like. Like stay a chick at that point.
>>569673487I'm 30 and still a virgin. Who cares.
>>569673534Understandable
Mettatons gender is bimbo.
>>569673706Serving cunt (male) has a totally different vibe to the female version
>>569673706Brainless post
>>569673716>>569673487losers
>>569673787built for human cock
Freeform jizz
>>569671939I made a pattern recently with blender to plushify and even then there are tons of issues with it. The seam placement isn’t the problem, it didn’t calculate the curves right (knowing where to taper pieces in), and you might not be either. If what you’re making is simple or small, I would actually recommend you use paper mache / modeling clay to make the shapes you need, mark the seams ion it, lay your fabric over it and mark your fabric in the same shape to get it right. Otherwise you might end up like me taking ages to go back through your already assembled pieces and fix as you go
>>569673698yes bby *sticks my boob in your mouth*
>>569672136Something about it lends a lot to the imagination in a really good way I think, I like it!
>>569673901Yeah I am. I do not care anymore
if toby likes earthbound so much then why is kris' dad broke instead of a trillionaire
if toby likes earthbound so much then why doesn't he go to a mountain to seek help from a Shaolin monk
if toby likes earthbound so much then why isn't the knight a giant pile of intenstines?
If Toby likes Earthbound so much why doesn't he beat up local bullies until he unlocks psychic powers so he can survive a knife fight
>>569673945I tried plushify before and fucked up the seams so I’ll give the clay shapes a shot
>>569673706he's drawn off model probably the most of the cast
if toby likes earthbound so much then why doesn't he marry it?
>>569674535I’m almost kind of schizoing out because everything should have been right according to the UV map on blender but I do think plushify fucked over my shapes somehow. The next time I draft a pattern I’ll figure out a way to do it directly from blender
>>569674705He cheated on it with Chrono Trigger and the love just wasn't there anymore.
if toby likes earthbound so much why hasnt he played it yet?
The Knight's helmet getting blown off and it's just an exposed nervous system and brain and eyeballs inside and everyone starts screaming and puking and crying
>>569673787mettaton isnt dumb and he isnt even a slut for human cock or whatever he wants them to be a slut for his cock you see
>>569674746There are blender plugins that turn UV maps into patterns but arranging the confusing UV map repelled my tard brain
>>569674871what if I tuned down his intelligence setting
>>569673885I'm not brainless I have a bunch of brains! I have at least four brains in my fridge right now!
God Rudy knight would be so fucking dogshit
If Toby's a TRUE Nintendo fan how come there's no boss that's a big head and two big hands that are also weak poins?
>>569674630stacked mettaton is not entirely off model
>>569674871i want more mettaton neo art
>>569674746idk if you already saw/perused these nut maybe theyre relevant https://nathahniel.gumroad.com/l/plushtoolshttps://thomaskole.nl/s2s/said deltarune alphys thinking about making a life size mew mew plushie with fat tits but being intimidated by her lack of sewing skills and real life engineer skills
>>569675212I mean, I think don't think it's that probable or even that good of a narrative choice, but it's far from being unworkable.
Deltarune will have a theme park in 2050 and will charge you $30 for a real Kris Tea.
>>569675023Anything goes then
* Ghostly wind whips up chalky dustdevils. The streets echo like a flute, the windows, the doors. Darkness constricts this place. The sun overhead has been shut down.*You make your way through the city, kicking over the king's crown. The collective ash of the Royal Guard is kicked up like the aftermath of a volcano. Your fatigued body grasps for air in the aftermath of battle. -1 HP * It burns. The ash swirls into your chest. It feels so hot that it could be baking glass. Your lungs are a kiln. *BROOONG!* * Your ears ring with pain as a wave of sound ripples through the city. For just a moment, the sun flickers back on, swinging back and forth from its tether. Before you can look closer, darkness comes back. * You press on to the castle. Where are they keeping her? The King should've used her against you. He must've hidden it somewhere. It was his only hope for victory; why didn't he use it? *BROOOOONG!** Noise splashes through the ruins like a tsunami, shattering hundreds of glass windows. * The bell above you looks like it is about to snap off its cable..* Your hair was scorched by swirling wind / Your eyes drew dim with ash, your eyes grew blind Death came from above and kicked up yet more dust / And that was scattered by the wind*BROOOONG!**SNAP!*...*CRSKHh!* *Something like an anvil flies just past your head, cutting through the air as it returns to sender.*"THAT...IS THE RINGING...OF THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE! "(OST: RETROACTIVE CONTINUITY)
>>569675310i feel like there will be a premade pattern for fat tat anime girl out there alphys. dont give up
>>569675286This one's probably my favorite
Fave changes their name to Richard Smith.
>>569675310Bookmarked these, thanks
>>569675403In 2050 that will actually be considered a cheap price.
>>569675023I NEED to do this to fave
>>569675797*maxes weight setting**minimises smarts setting*
>>569675212dessknight: basedthe batshit ones like papyrusknight: basedthe midlde of the road choices like rudyknight: the provenance of cowards
>>569675353Dying Dad Doing Whatever It Takes isn't inherently a bad basis for a story at all, but Toby wrote the story and its characters in a way that he in particular would very much not fit that idea
femanons milk
I need to get a well fitting suit and make my head into some kind of object so women find me attractive
pippins milk
>>569675023mettaton isnt a robot so he would just follow along until the time comes for him to take all of the money out of your wallet ( I assume less than 5 dollars) and leave
>>569675898why is fat fetish comorbid with so many worse fetishes
THE 2006 FAVE BALLS INCIDENT
>>569673706its like a reverse dr girlfriend situation where hes curvy as hell but he has a deep man voice that somehow works together perfectly well. also he has a huge robot dong
>>569675898why are you trying to make him look like the common /utg/ woman?
>>569676056As a fat enjoyer who's not into burping, farting or feederism, this is my hell
we can admit that fatfags are cringe
we can admit that salads are bland
Does anyone have that meme of gaster going "How Intresting" when someone said "intresting".
>>569676185i like ena because she's a cute girl with a guy voice
>>569675964bad anon no
>>569675626I found some higher resolution versions from the source if you'd like>https://files.catbox.moe/onh6no.png>https://files.catbox.moe/c9u6t6.jpg
>>569676239I find the word "cringe" cringe
>>569676316no
>>5696752864 legsmaybe moreimagine
If there is no Direct with Deltarune and also no newsletter next week I will go Sans Mode
>>569676384Nice, thanks
dindendo directarune
>>569676056As a burping and farting enjoyer who's not into fat or feederism, this is my hell.
>>569675908It really is the most centrist theory, isn't it?It wants to be as batshit left field as Papknight but also wants to be "probable" by using a HolidayIt wants to be basically everything Carolknight would be but doesn't want to be Carol because it's too obviousIts inclusion would just make me wonder why he didn't make it Carol because she frankly would make far more sense motive-wise if one of the parents had to be the Knight
Detaching Mettaton's robot junk while he's off guard and hiding it under the floorboards
I like both. That's right, I believe in unity and peace and love.
>>569675898For me it's maximizing the Weight setting, and lowering the Smarts setting then raising it back up to maximum just to outsmart fave again as my hacked Weight setting uncaps and makes them even fatter and rounder while I tickle their belly in victory
>>569676672the telltale heart (1843)
>>569674823https://youtube.com/watch?v=aOi_y2jOXjY
As a fat, feederism, burping and a little bit of fard enjoyer, this is my kind of place
deltarune is misandrist the deer moid role is just to die, the goat moid role is to be depressed
>>569675626>>569676487thank you kindly>>569676030analyising it more seriously though, i can see mettaton being offended at the idea of being called stupid. from my reading of his dialogue, mettaton's very aware of the fact alphys is the traditionally smarter one in their friendship. maybe even a little insecure about it? tenna has a lot in common with mettaton and iirc there's some cut quiz show where he gets angry when he thinks susie is calling him stupid because he's not a smart tv.
Have you considered painting your Fave blue?
Rudyknight would make all of Rudy's scenes over the last decade him playing a part and that would suck because I think those scenes are lovely
going to bed soon, not right now, but goodnight in advance
favesquatting
noelle knight
>>569676963he's never said "I am not the knight or plotting anything" he can still be genuine and have a side gig
FAVEBUTBLUE
So be it, take the Knight into custody.I am the Knight.
>>569676891she's mostly blue already
>>569677015Have a good night goatbro.
>>569677173What is the (character) but (color) meme that kees getting posted here. I've been seeing it for weeks
The high pitch screaming of joy that fills my house and interrupts my brother’s voice call when I open the whiteboards to see fat bastard, doughnut fupa, hyper fat Tenna pissing
flint and steelchicken jockeyi am faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave
>I'm Toby Fox and I think contrast is one of the most important elements in a story>Anyway my story is about a guy, who's been said to provide a balancing contrast to the lady who hurts her family trying to obsessively preserve the past, putting the world at risk and sacrificing people to bring back the past
>>569676662Carol is supposed to be assumed to be the Knight because she has a sword, so it can't be Carol because that would be too obvious. Even though anyone who managed to play all four chapters and miss the existence of the 'December' character who is brought up multiple times would be so disconnected with the story they would be unlikely to even bother speculating who the Knight is. Or something. So much of the theorizing feels like people deciding Toby wrote the story for a certain type of person, while somehow mischaracterizing Toby in the process
>>569677481It's a joke based off Crusader of Light, a local thread personality who kept comparing Kris to Link. It would go like LINK, BUT BLUE.
If Rudy is the Knight then Toby's tweet about a game with a similar plot was about Breaking Bad: the Video Game
Fave likes to crack his fingers and make sickening popping sounds
MORTAL KOMBAT*vertical suplexes fave*
>>569676891>>569677173>fave dropping their pants and bending over to let you cover them all over
>I'm Toby Fox and I think contrast is one of the most important elements in a story.>Anyway my story is about big french fry
>>569675512The anime girl is really round and also a man and has a pointy nose but i wont give up ill just live vicariously through painter anyway
I'm Toby Fox and I'm here to saySpanish translations are mighty gay
deltarune fans will unlock a door with the code "1225", fight a boss who has antlers, the lost girl motif, and a sword that looks like a baseball bat in a snowy tundra with a christmas tree and go "holy fucking shit guys it's asriel"
>>569677487>screaming of joyYou mean screaming of horror, right?
>>569677651Oh it's more Poopyfag Peepeefag. Appreciate the explanation
>>569677651Please stop making stuff up the confuse the newfags. People do this and then wonder why the thread has no newblood.
right I forgot I get touched inappropriately by blender every goddamn time I try and sculpt something
Toby Fox VS. Spanish Rapping Spamton Death Battle
>>569677651>Spoonfeeding the /v/sharts
Boy Lois, this is worse than the time I was the Roaring Knight
Epic Rap Battles of Hometown
toby won't make a spanish translation because it's a gendered language
>>569677928I've been here since 2021 I just leave when people start arguing like middle schoolers about how Peepeefag said this and Poopoofag said that.
>>569677995whats the prob chief?i know blenderoony
He's the angriest puzzle maker you ever heardHe's the angry rules card darkner
its always thrilling to check the thread and see someone else has posted fave
>>569677657someone needs to do a tier list of all the games tobys tweet could possibly have been referring to. i'd do it but i dont know shit about video games.
battat is a cute
>>569677995don't act like you're not into it
krisserwe have to cook fountian
>>569677827I won’t let us down, I got the hardest part done already, his head.
>>569678195You don't shit about games but you're playing a game that is all about suberting video game tropes?
remember when we played deltarune?
>>569678234you're battatshit insane.
>>569678329WHAT THE FUCK IS A DELTARUNE
Play deltarune? No I just watch walkthroughs.
Susie becomes straight after getting to play dress up in Chapter 5, and in the first time in her life she actually feels pretty for once.
>>569678273KRIS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUWHY ARE YOU LINK BUT BLUE
man I wish toby had no connections to homestuck that would be so much better.
>>569678173I’m just stoopid and always get filtered by sculpting wrong or not triangulating the mirror modifier on the G axis of my butthole
SUSIE BUT CUTEwait she's always been cute
reminder we have an official fujo photocard out there
>>569678430Just make Deltasnoot Game at that point. I'm surprised it hasn't happened after Krusiefags started threatening to kill Toby during the lockdown days
>>569678304the concept of a strangely told story or disobedient narrator is hardly exclusive to video games
Remember that time woshuataco got RAPED by pooboofartanon? I 'member
>>569677995Ready for our turn?
Jackbox in about an hour?
>>569678471the sculpting has its own symmetry modeyou dont need the modifier for sculptingyou can turn it on in the little tab with the screwdriver and wrench on the side panel
Mayo from jackbox is the knight.
remember when tenna was in my tummy and tennafag killed herself?
>>569678496Dino of hope
>>569678712
The outer side of my right pointer finger has skin so hardened from all the craft stuff I do that it makes clicking noises when colliding with my thumbnail said so sorry
I have the newsletter. Just come to my castle. It's in Romania. Just come. I swear I have it. I just need your blood.
I chew my fingernails down until they bleed
making kris have sex with sans in chapter 5 so i can slip into sans ribcage while they have sex and finally play as sans
do you ever stop to think about why people say words like fucking so much in ordinary speechlike why the fuck are people so fucking vulgar all the fucking timeit's like they're gamzee trying out their new speech quirk
Reminder that if you want to fuck Mayo you are a filthy whore homewrecker. He has a wife and child.
>>569676883idk if mettaton necessarily would be insecure of his intellect I mean he runs a bunch of businesses, hosts the news, etc etc but I think he definitely just values his appearance more, mostly because hes sort of a gag character and har har sexy square anime boy funny. I think what matters to him most of all is charisma and being attractive and I love alphys but those are not two qualities i would say she has in spades. they balance each other out well. I dont think hed really mind being seen as dumb because its obviously not true, hes not insecure the way tenna is, it would be just something he could stick in his back pocket and potentially use to his own favor later if people dont know what to expect from him and underestimate him. https://youtu.be/PyeWRd7ZEBs?si=nGmVE_3mYT0HQpy5
I thlammed my penith on the car door
how to draw dragons is 7 years 4 days overdueJockington copied the soccer ball image 73 times making the total number of them 74the Itoki Hana 74 song is also about a dragontoby whats going on here
>>569679265you can't make me go to Romania in the summer again
>>569679371I am Sans but for dads.
>>569679449Susie and Jockington to a lesser extent are the anti Gasters.
>>569679371Hfoma barbed cat penis. Ew
>>569679449>hornswoggled itoki hana or whoever into being accessory to his loreshittricky toby strikes again
>>569679280Don't do that, it can give you nasty infections
>>569679265>t.
>>569679385Reminder that the alarm clock app made him have a thing for AlphysIt's weird and I don't like it
>>569679469Fuck summer everywhere on Earth except maybe Norway and Alaska. Shit season of Hell
>>569679689I wouldn't be completely surprised if Alphys somehow installed a covert program in Mettaton's machine body to make him attracted to her.
>>569679606Sex one single time, just for one single kid and then never again because that shit felt like razorblades inside the pussy
I wish we could blot out the sun. It whips me with its rays and laughs at me. I must squeeze it from existence.
Mettaton had removed burgerpants penile spines long ago as one of his only employee benefits. now its entirely because of burgerpants personality that he cant get laid.
There's no proof Pants is a cat. He could be a bunch of different animals
>>569679871chainmail condom
>>569679769The sewage, lack of public bathrooms, no water fountains, no drinkable sink water, public transit windows bolted shut, and rotting tree fruit everywhere make Romania extra awful when it’s hot, unless it’s somewhere like Sinaia which is gorgeous and awesome said Romanian sans er er errrr
there is no proof the obvious cat is a cat
>>569679884I would agree with you a few months ago when I still lived in my dorm apartment that was positioned quite shittily and the sun would get really bad during certain parts of the day (and I didn't wanna buy curtains because that would be one extra piece of garbage for me to carry when moving). But I've graduated and moved into an apartment with actual curtains since then and I LOVE not having to hide from the sun anymore.
>>569679909even moreso considering he apparently has full control over the features of his face
>>569679884
there's no proof tenna would fuck you
>>569679689i genuinely think only people here even noticed he did that. hopefully toby got the message>>569680045iirc i think toby actually said something like, i never said he was a cat, in one of the streams.
>>569680056The chainmail would move around and then pinch the pussy which is almost just as awful
The SUN the tyranny of the SUN must DIE *scuttles away in bat form*
>>569680136>public transit windows bolted shutBut why
>>569679689ive said this before but I like it because it kind of establishes more that mettaton is selfish when it comes to the affection of others and is apathetic/takes them for granted until they start withdrawing and paying attention to someone else
>>569680435So like, does he like Alphys specifically or he's basically just a affection slut?
Burgerpants is a hyrax who screams
>>569680245It's not full control, his face is just extra expressive, he didn't ask for this>>569679385I can't remember if Opportunities is one of those PTS songs that has a line at the very end that recontextualizes the song...
>>569680529He's an attention whore
>>569680414Because Romanians are insane and think the draft coming in will get you sick
if undertale came out in 2026 burgerpants would be a tumblr sexyman
>>569680529the alarm clock frames it as romantic because it's paralelling it to mad mew mew being sad about undyne (who she did have a crush on)i think its only in character as him freaking out because one of the toys he discarded walked off though.
>>569680631Damn, no wonder vogelfag is such a schizo if he has to live with stuff like this everyday.If you know, you know. If not, then it doesn't matter.
Ah but are Romanians enslaved by waiting for Tobysoft games? Didn't think so.
>>569680662I think Undertale colored the Tumblr Sexyman phemonona in such a way that I think it would be a very different thing nowadays. Maybe it wouldn't even exist as we understand it.
>>569680662Nah no way man. Tastes haven't changed, everyones still lusting over guys in suits with object heads.
>>569680662the amazing digital burgerpants
>>569680785imagine if sans never existed
the average length of an empire is 250 yearsthe only way to keep america alive is to release that newsletter
>>569680748>mad mew mewIt all fucking comes back to that unnecessary addition>i think its only in character as him freaking out because one of the toys he discarded walked off though.I never really saw Mettaton as toxic as you guys make him out to be
>>569680901No. Powers must rise and fall. This is the way of things. The Mandate of Heaven chooses as it pleases.
>>569680338Oh ok
>>569680901We're still in our Republic phase.Things are gonna get CRAZY when the Empire of America gets rollin.
>>569680748What is it with Toby and making all the characters in his universe fall in love with the tough tomboy girl
>>569681027Mettaton's ending is perhaps the worst possible neutral ending. He's not, evil, I guess, but he is a huge asshole.
>>569680794pathetic men started getting more popular than confident sexy men in like 2018im making that date up but its true more people want a skrunkly little gumbo or whatever than anime prince charming. its relatable, its achievable and You Can Fix Him tm
Oh imagine holding Tenna's ungloved hand and pressing down on the soft and cute pink pad on his palm, making his kitty claws extend, which embarrasses him and makes him blush
DR FAVE IS ESCAPING IN THEIR ICONIC FAVE SHAPED SUBMARINE
>>569681203If there's thing women don't like, it's insecure, unconfident men. I can't really think of any Tumblr Sexyman who's like Burgerpants in that regard.
>>569681203Tumblr sexymen were always like that, that's why the term even exists. They were never "anime princes", closest I can think of like that is like. Onceler
>>569680753>vogelfagNow that's a name I haven't heard in a while
>>569681032I dont want america to fall I like being able to eat doritos and drink da mtn dew
When Toby stops making games in 2070 I'll finally be free from material desire. I will try to root myself out from samsara.
fren
>>569681356Dr. Die...
>>569681358Jax
>>569681385When one dorito falls, a new dorito takes its place.
First presidential candidate to have been in the Undertale fandom, Cole Krautson (R)
>>569681027i don't think he's toxic or evil exactly, as toby doesn't do evil. he's just kind of a shallow person who has, and i apologise for using the term, main character syndrome >>569681358tumblr's current darling is ryan reynolds from that outer space movie, and he spends half the movie crying and screaming. i don't know if he's a sexyman exactly though.
WOOO NOTHING GETS ME PUMPED UP LIKE SOME RED 40 AND FAVE PORN IN MY SYSTEM
GENTLEMENBEHOLD...FAVE!
First presidential candidate to have been in the Undertale fandom, Epstein Jr (X)
>>569681470gnarly
>>569681148>Mettaton's ending is perhaps the worst possible neutral ending.That's clearly Undyne's ending
I would love to sexually torture burgerpants as long as hes a cute orange cat furry
>>569681642>ryan reynoldson social media he was like the posterchild of "no women find him attractive, only men" for yearssaid favey davey
How about a man that is both confident in his person, in what he is, the way he presents himself and is also pathetic where it matters most?
>>569679449>>569679578what if Kris is the 74th vessel
I'm going to get the 2026 newsletter but I have to kill all these monsters in this romanian castle first, my clan says so. brb.
>>569679608The last verse of 74 was officially translaated to have the phrase "breath of fire" which is Temmie's favorite JRPG series and has as much if not more influence over Deltarune than Brandish and Mother
>>569681813mettaton is probably fucked in the timeline where undyne is god-queen
Ah time for the good ol’ sexypedia checkup https://sexypedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:Classes
Which UTDR character would be voiced by Dana Snyder? I think it'd be either Green Pippins or the Fire Extinguisher
>>569681736*claps my balls together like this* ALL RIGHT FAVE!!!!!!!
>>569681857thank you for this insight favey. though i have definitely seen 'ryan outerspace/ y/n' fics so maybe his time has come
>>569677605Does Asgore contrast Toriel because they're pretty alike if you ask me
Stop lewding men, they're pure
what if toby adds a needless twist where kris is dead and another player is in control of the body when we're not
>>569682239men wake up with boners every day in the morning
>>569682160Doing this with Tennasphinx's fluffy balls after I get them chopped off to correct his behavior
>>569682461I don't...
tenna is fat but is he fatter than noelle male cosplayer
I'm going to whip you all into losing weight
Fave has been BAD. Faves soul was heavier than the feather of the goddess Ma'at, as judged by Thoth! Fave is unjustified! Faves heart is untrue! Faves heart is cast into the bit and consumed by the Great Devourer, Ammit!
>>569682131The Hacker
>>569682461h-hot...
>>569682536We should have cosplay photos of both posted to have a better opinion on the matter
>>569682461They also get them at random during the dayThey are anything but pure, they're a demonic force trying to push lewdness and depravity upon this world
what's heavier? a kilogram of fave's heart or a kilogram of feathers?
>>569682645Shit that's it. Good one
>>569682596I’ll lose my periods too if I go any lower
>>569682536>noelle male cosplayerWho are you talking about?
>>569682534bad news. you're a they now
>>569682065There is a chance that timeline's Mettaton becomes humanity's unexpected hero and fights Undyne in his last stand to prevent a war
I am Osiris in the Underworld. I am Ra in the Heavens. I am Atum in the Beginning. The first one and the last one.
what's heavier? a kilogram of fave or a klingon of fave?
Petscop got recreated from scratch for the PS1, why hasn't Undertale been ported to the PS1
>>569682461Kissing the virgin moids in this general and giving them boners that they get really shy and flustered about and telling them it's ok as you tease them more and more and make them so horny they're frantically humping your leg. And then you take their virginity and play deltarune together afterwards while you sit in his lap under a bunch of blankets.
>>569683268i think UT got ported to the genesis actually
what if we got male fave to watch a horny movie with sex scenesand secretly there is a camera focused on their crotch, so you can watch a compilation of all the times they got hard and twitched
>>569683105I remember you!You're that dork I shoved inside a locker back in school LOL
>>569683405I'd rather make him hard myself
>>569683094>punished mettaton wearing an eyepatch
>>569683334I think I'd actually start crying if this happened.
But has UT been ported to egyptian papyrus? Or greek lyric? Or Ukiyo-e? Or Ottoman shadow puppetry?
>>569683268Because Undertale appeals to normal people and not just those who have secret hunting autism like Petscop.
>>569683334I would not get a boner
Steve Blum voicing Rudy
I'm looking forward to seeing how Catti will react if/when she finds out what we've been up to without telling her.
>>569683554if you're being for real I'm sorry but this response made me laugh so hard I coughed up a phlegm wad
>>569683741will catti get a bossfight?
i wish battat was real so i could fuck him.
>>569683334I already got a boner reading this post.
>>569683554I would wipe your tears away with my kisses.
Deltarune DLC: Catti and Jockington's Side Stories
real tenna is thin lol
Among Us 2026 S01 720p *clicks file list in a expeditiously mannerlikeofspeaking*Episode 8 Imposter Syndrome Episode 9 I'm Just Venting Shut the FUCK up they did not make an among us show
I am regretting having made a post itt so fucking bad, the mistake of having made it will haunt me for months how do I cope?
mythbusters proved tenna is 600lbsso errr yeah
>>569683334Fuck you
>>569683741>susie...>you are...>the occult master...>and very cool...>please, have this...>*catti hands over her copy of the nekonomicon*>*catti vanishes*
Elephant Green Screen Effect
>>569683334can we just cuddle
>>569683951Artist made him too thin, his waist is microscopic in that depiction
ralsei after i activate the orb of confusion
>>569684146Hi Toby what will you use this for?
>>569684042I'm sorry>>569684173Ok
>>569684019nobody remembers it and even if they did they can't tie it back to you. unless it contained some extremely identifying information.what was the post, anon?
>>569683334It's a nice thought, eh? It's a shame we wouldn't actually be attracted to each other IRL.
>>569681128Alphys remembers this classic fandom moment too
>>569684019nobody will remember it unless you have orbiters
They namedrop the game 3 mins in
Get OUT of my bedroom. Only I can be in my bedroom. My company is the voice in my subconscious. I do not want people disturbing my inner dialogue. Go away.
>>569684019which post was it? tell us and we can advise you
deltarune is a 2018 game completed in 2030
>>569684236Random Elephant Event. Stand ready
>>569683836you can fuck anyone in real life and you chose the things that are not real to cope because fiction can't reject you like everyone else did.
>>569683334Your foid succubus powers dont work on me since I'm a homo
Get out of my vent or I'll have you bent
>>569684019fuck you for making that godamn post you fucking piece of shit motherfucker get hit by a bus
>>569684451>he thinks a foid made the postholy newfag
>>569683334This is fun to imagine until you hit the wall of realization that most of them are genuinely chopped and pedophiles
>>569684019we're going to have to kill you. get in the box
I think certain anons overcompensate with the foidmoid erp shit because they are secretly transgender
>>569684620I'm not a pedophile but I am too old to know what chopped means.
>>569684415It’s probably the guy who stole the ibis paint art
>>569684019Sometimes I make post and realize I said something stupid a millisecond after I press post and I leave the thread so I don't have to see other anons call me a retard
>>569684579That is 100% a foid.
>>569684761I didn't do any of that
is foid and moid like the cousins of the noid or something
Theres a gothchick amongus houston we have a amongus waifu 5 mins in lets get this bread chat engineer gamer
>>569683334can we just kill toby because he doesn't release the newsletter?
Foid is calling pick up phone
>>569684827we don't talk about the noid here
>>569684738Cut I guess? This anon assumes way more jews browse this place than they probably do.
>>569684885WAZ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>569684019Fat hating cult escapee anon?
>>569684019Albanian bloodfeud anon...
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>>569684738>>569684919Chopped means a person who is ugly, you're both retarded
>>569684738It means ugly, like a badly chopped up piece of meat.
>>569685071i'm clicking as hard as i can
>>569685084i would be surprised if anyone here is above a 7/10
>>569685071I don't want to fuck a real girl I want to fuck Carol Holiday Deltarune
>>569685071But she's a hag
MOIDS TO THE FOIDS TO THE MOIDS TO FOIDS TO THE MOIDS TO THE FOIDSoh boy sorry guys THIS one over here got a BIT too much stimmies you know us heckin utgers lets get this guys outta here come on anon
>>569685104Mmm...
can we have jackbox now please
>>569685224>>569685224>>569685224Hop on
is it true that noid don't poop? is it true that foids eat babies?
>>569685197I already clicked you don't have to convince me.
>>569684437never been too interested in really having sex, but i have pondered why i become so attached to fictional characters and came to this exact conclusion.
>>569683094That kinda sounds dope for a fanfic.
I lowkey need tenna porn only lowkey tho
>>569681642Ryan Gosling is one of the original Tumblr sexymen, circa 2011
