Previous: >>569661787>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>569680574But /uma/ said guts does nothing!!
Uma for this feel?
can I really get 3 wins..........I doubt it...........
>>569680625I went 4 and 3 the first two tickets and now 1 win on the 3rd, I think the hot period is over...
The amount of time Maya got witchecked by angling is not normal
>UGSwipe jouzo desu ne~
>>569680721Inari One
Most brutal Round 2 reset I've seen so far
>>569680721Kitasan Black
>>569680721inari black
I am so fucking tired of MANT.
How about this one? Uma for huge feelings?>>569680823>Not KitaShit take.>>569680910Based
I see narita taishin, I skip
>>569680083sorry Cafebro she's just a debuffer (she got a surprise win yesterday though)
I see narita taishin, I coom
>>569680959ramonu
nauseated rnbroke my promise to myself not to drink this weekend
Remember the good old times when we said fronts were dead and lates were fixed?
>>569680959
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>569681054Go to sleep then
>>569680807Nice 5/5 sweep
>>569681083aren't ends the strongest this CM?
>>569681083>and lates were fixed?nobody ever said this
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>569681182lollmao even
>>569680615KAWAKAMI THREAD
>>569681153I just took my clothes off and went to bed~posted from my android
>>569681253>>569680959>>569681102HUGE FLOPPY TATS
>>569681083>lates were fixednobody has ever said this
>>569681278>I just took my clothes off andProof?
Mayano Top Gun! IKUYOOOOO
So why is it considered bad to bring 1 front? If another guy has 3, it's not going to make a difference... only one of them "wins" the front struggle and the rest all just die regardless.
>queueing on reset
What I don't understand about this CM is why umas swing so wide for no reason, even my Fronts that are in the lead and on the inner rail decide to swing way towards the outer rail on the final corner sometimes and lose cause of it
>>569681197>>569681325you guys weren't here during the 11/11 patch?
>>569681235maybe it's just buhi fronts then, I'm running triple front and only had a 62% WR in Round 1, I doubt I'll even make it to Group A.
>>569681182With how much people here cry about fronts you would think the opposite
>>569681349If there are no other fronts it's usually a ded horse
>>569681340nyo and I'm ugly anyway
I did one attempt, got 2 wins, thought surely I would get 3 if I did another. God punished me for my hubris. I'm sorry for believing I was A group material, everyone.
>won the first 2 races only to lose the next 3Just fuck my ass then I guess
>>569681307suicidal yuriposter just woke up in a cold sweat
>>569681349Fronts can only work correctly if there are at least two in a lobby. By bringing only one you are gambling on matchmaking putting you in a lobby with other people that also bring fronts.
>2/5>2/5
kill 6 billion falcos
>>569681535I understand why you need 2, but why do you need 3?
>>569681197>>569681325>bro lates are sooooo good now and will never get blocked again-/uma/ during the early anni patch
>>569681506she doesnt care for me thooooooooooo nor is she kinda emotionless which is hot as shit aaaaaaa
>>569681441God I love that Super Creek.
1 shot!Time to try and sleep again
>>569681460Can't say without proof though
>>569680959Closest bodywise might be Ramonu Rio's big fat nice tits are so huge but personality wise there are better fits. It's hard to say but for >huge< feelings Ramonu is one uma that definitely fits the bill.
>>569681629said only by people who weren't trying to raise Ryan parents at the time
>>569679115>>569679140>>569679223>>569679302thanks dacchis, never tried wit AND pp. so wondering how much I'll like ita little low on the stam side but still 85% spurt if rushedgood enough for now anyway which was the most important part....
>>569681670Marusexy
>>569681620Improves the consistency of the team because there are more opportunities to trade and extend the lead. I'm usually a 2-front player myself but anecdotally I have noticed that the lead created is larger in 3+ front rooms.
>>569681349https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-mechanics#front-runner-modes
>>569681670Hag tummy…
i hope all frontniggers get diarrhea and die
ok, didn't actually expect this
>>569681907
4/53/50/50/5
Tudor Garden, my beloved goth hime mob uma...
>>569680207Personally I think we don't talk about Unreal Tournament ENOUGH.
Tommorow will be better
Made it
13/20 todayGRAAAAAAAAH If I end up losing Finals AND have to spark Sweep I think I will actually start crying
Is it safe to queue yet?
>>569682048Yes
>>569681783>a little low on the stam side but still 85% spurt if rushedEven with Radiant star and 700 stam? Thats crazy. I don't like the odds of 85% myself...
>>569682048hmmmmnyo
>>569681963Mambwo...
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/S4d85mhttps://jiggie.fun/S4d85m
>>569682048Maybe
>>569680959Narita Brian
HOLY FRONTPOCALYPSE
make me fap
i'm going to queue which means it's safe to queue.
>>569682086crazy as in whatidk it's such a waste to get a recovery, esp if you're bricking everything else because of itwill probably try to highroll later
>>569682256>dork boy with titssure why not
Jongers we cant lose to jiggas
>>569682326I was sick all last week and made no progress learning how to jong. Next week will be better.
Can i Win if I dont have DD pp on fronts
>>569682326Jong is EU activity
>>569681554>2/5 again
no....>>569682431yes but you'll need like fast learner so you can double circle everything
>>569682275I just meant I am surprised that not even that much stamina is enough for near 100% rates.
too tard to jongtoo blind to jigwhich uma is for me?
>>569682048If you aren't a PUSSY you will
>>569682506LICKY LICKY THAT TUMMY
>>569682531calstone
>>569682486>2/5, with your first two races being wins.>2/5, with your first and last race being wins.>2/5, with your second and fourth race being wins
>>569682495power consumes a ton of stam maybe that's why I haven't used a power before this so they usually hover around 1000 with requires a lot less stam
I'm absolutely seething at the amounts of vbourbons and taishins
>>569682531Vodka
>>569666301>>569666509>>569666735>>569666953>>569672103>>569667167men>>569666987man (my dancho)>>569667359>>56966762450 year old chinese male>>569681349Solo front instaloses, and other players are going to be bringing 1 oonige (will steal your front's angling) or run their own 2 fronts at which point you're bringing a horse that does nothing
>>569682637for me its 3rd and 5th
>>569682684Based
>5-4-3-2I should've ran more quickly before whales trickled in...
I DID IT BOYS
I have never seen Mile Maven activate, fuck this stupid skill
>>569682793Nigger you are the whale metafag
>>569682684NO MY COMBO BROKE
>>569682684And all of them are my club members btw I fuck them all
0/5 0/5 0/5 0/5
>>569682684>cosplay post>T-T-THAT'S A MAN. YES I AM SURE THAT IS A MAN HAHA THAT'S DEFINATELY A MAN. THAT'S OBVIOUSLY A MAN. I AM VERY SURE THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN I SAY. HHHMMMMMM THAT IS A MAN BRO. I ONLY KNOW MALES FOR MY WHOLE LIFE AND I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN. YES I CAN VOUCH THAT'S A MAN. THAT IS... DARE I SAY... A MAN COSPLAYING AS A WOMAN?! THAT'S A MAN FOR REAL. AAAAIEEEEE. YEAH I CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE THAT'S A MAN. I DON'T THINK THAT IS A WOMAN BRO, THAT'S A MAN I CAN SAFELY SAY. HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THAT IS A MAN. THAT IS A MAN MY MAN. I LOVE MEN. SORRY TO SAY MATE BUT THAT'S A MAN, NOT A WOMAN. SORRY BUT YOU WERE WRONG, THAT ISN'T A WOMAN, IT IS A MAN. YEAH THAT'S A MAN. FORTUNATELY THAT IS A MAN NOT A WOMAN. HEY SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT THAT'S A MAN. THAT'S A-
>>569682684Sex with men!?
minna
>only S+ in a room full of SS and UsEnd me
>>569683036you didnt win
>>569681473next ticket will be butter
>>569682486The dream is over. >>569682637I understand that feeling, (B)wo
>>569683143>metaslop>still losing
>>569682684
>he runs away from a fight>he spiritually admits he's weak and a loser & unfit to stand upon the grand stageImagine not doing queues ASAPEmbarrassing...
IF LOSINGLOSE
at least i'll make it to the finals...
>wait for UGfags to win and don't make rematches>there will be only SS or S+chuds to matchmakeWe have to be strategic hereLet the wolves eat each other, then we will get the sheeps
>>569683181Fuck off Umama
>oh look my meta team with my whale deck wins againYeah, I hope this fucking game tanks.
Uh ohhhhhh. I really shouldn't be here. I'm going to have to bust HER out aren't I?
>he queued
>>5696831811/3 meta isn't as egregious as most others, umama
>>569683327>first time gamblinglmao
>>569683419>HE DOESN'T KNOW
>>569683191There are three genders of significance: male, female, and fat. I can tell this is very likely not a male. But is it a female? I would need to see the belly or the upper arms to determine that.
Taishinbros...Oguribros...
>>569683415I'll save 2 queues for 3 hours before reset and use 2 nowIt doesn't look good
>>569683490I choose to believe anon is running sovlful red maru instead
>see anons posts reaching A-rank finals>it's all Taishin/Tamamo backwheels end-closer gaming
>>569683067noooo...
>>569683581Doesn't red shift not even work on a front here
>>569683327>oh look my meta team with my whale deck wins againI said this
medium is 1000000000000x better than this
>>5696827583rd and 4th is more cruel.
>>569683689>hoguri_grin.jpg
>favorite umas>end 5th and worseThis system is fucking garbage
>>569683689Only 2400. All other mediums are Ogurislop, at least here you have the choice between 3 fronts and and a couple of ends.
>>569683689>Xog and double dom showHMMMMMMM NYOOOOOOO
>>569683864Umama (left)V (right)
>brainlet bobo has such a high WRfront is ez mode
ACTUAL FUCKING ROBOTS IN MY LOBBY LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Which result is more soulcrushing?2/5 wins, or 0/5 wins?
>>569683689>medium is better than this>long is better than this>mile is better than thisNigger it's all the same shit, end closer (the 3 of them) rules, the only difference now is that V.Bourbon fags can't pick up free wins
>>569683914it's umama because that's AI SLOP
>>5696839352/5 with 2 loses in the last 2 breaks your soul, 0/5 is kinda whatever, you settle for B finals and your soul is at peace
>>569683935One has the potential of hope, the other is hopeless.
>>569683930Did you qualify for A Finals yet?
>>569683918>triple SYou call that easy?
>>569683930What's your winrate so far?
>>569683935Whichever result ended up with more heads/necks/noses
>>5696839352/5 especially if the losses are close
>>569683954longkino is actually sovl and I'm convinced it's the best distance
aieeee end chads please spare me
>>569684134 >>569684152stop using 2 devices to reply to me WEIRDO
>>569684057
>>569683930Where's groove...
>>569684125I think the one that is hopeless is less worseAt least you know you had no chance, but on the other scenario, they gave you hope, then took it and crushed you beneath it
>>569684134>asking /uma/s STRONGEST player that question
>>569684250I'm not and I'm asking in a friendly way not a shitposty way
>digitan activates ult>50 umas have already crossed the finish line before the animation finishedMileslop is so cringe.
>>569684250lol, you seem like a bit of a narc
>>569684280down in 5ththink I saw your post earlier?? nice work btw
>>5696839352/5 is soul crushing because you just know your umas can do it but for some reason they didnt0/5 at least you know you never had a chance
>>569684215>have MLB creek or half the cast is unplayable, The CM>stat numbers are more demanding since there's a stamina requirement to be reached out, favoring pigs even moreBUHIIIIIII
What the fuck haha.
if current_cm == mile:x = mediumelse if current_cm == medium:x = longelse if current_cm == long:x = mileprint(x + " is better than this")
marusexy
>>569684514Yessu, I ended up going 4 3 0 0, pretty interesting... Important thing is qualifying for finals though!The last 2 tickets had so many fronts in the rooms...
>>569684250>>569683930Annoying cunt
>>569684481you replying now in lowercase just means it's true and you're trying to cover up NOT TO MENTION MANUALLY naming files something is going on here
>>569684218>Taishin>Tamamo>Goldshiend faggots truly lack creativity
>>569684636Haha FOOL, you get a null pointer exception for sprint. Gonna use it to steal all your umas now~
rate day 3 of cm14
>>569684806i'm queuing during easy hours.
>>569684806it's okay/10
>>569684717meds, NOW.
>>569684806this game is ASS
>>569684551doesn't matter. stam requirement means you cant just rely on 100% of your skills hitting every single race due to capped wit, and the tracks are long enough that an insurmountable lead is never on the table.
>>569684717Who's the schizo now
>queue A Grade>0/5
>>569684675nice work dacchi I'm jobbing HARD but I think day 4 will be better, since you'll be able to face ghosts so more jobbers like mecurren, groove and fine all won 1 at least so they are trying which is nice to see
>>569683930Is your username sky? I think I beat you earlier to qualify for A group, thanks for the win anon
>>569684717Turning into V with the whole "everyone is schizo" now
BEEEELMOOOONT STAAAAAAAKES
>>569684859same. gonna go play some stellar blade and then I'll come back and queue during loser hours
>>569685016>mutt races
>>569684962No way you didn't advance
even I continue my parent farmodd I see how far my ass can stretch in round 2
>>569684962usually the 2nd day is always better thankfully!>so more jobbers like meNyooo... Your team is powerful, I believe in them!
>>569684806Mile sucks and I saw that as a winner
Stego cute.
>>56968480614/20 today, Taishin did well
>>569684806I did real good today but I am still scared...I haven't felt this much hope in a long time...When IT happens the pain will be twice as much as last time...
>it's an actual neck and neck race where it can legit go either way and you don't know if you'll win or not until the finish line
>>569685328How does your maru catchup without dd+pp
I think mutators have it too easy. Aptitudes should be raise-able past 10 stars (e.g., allow G->B with 13 stars) but be capped at B, with A aptitude requiring inspiration like S.
>>569685085>SOULFUL RACES
>>569685456i think you're wrong
I metaslopped and debuffslopped and falcoslopped and qualified to A finals.
>>569685154it's to be expected if you're stubborn like me, sprint will be butter
VILLAIN
>>569685380would she really say this?
>>569685328>Taishin did well& the sky is blue soulless FAGGOT jump off a bridge
GOLDEN TEMPO WINS THE DOUBLE CROWN
>>569684868UOOOOOHHHHH
>>569685456Piss off why dontcha
We LOVE and ADORE Daiwa Scarlet ! !
>>569685576Actually scared of sprint, even tho Curry won me the previous one...It's pretty fun though, anyone can win usually
>>569685428CAR SEXGOOGOOSEXFANCYSEXRAPISTSEX
>>569685328Water is wet
>>569685414DD+PP is less important than high wit. Maru wins by leaping ahead on the downhill>>569685590oi Taishin is quite literally my oshi and daughter and wife too
>>569685538Falco cucked me out of A finals just like I cucked her out of post-career umapyoi
>>569685538I'd slop falco if you catch my drift, hehe...
>>569685490>>569685630think of it, most taishins would be A aptitude for this CM. no end xoguri next CM.
Dacchibro your Sky blocked the shit out of my falco. Taishin dueled very late too, it is what it is gg.
Golden Tempo wins again, proving it is the year of the End Closers
GOLDEN TEMPO DOUBLE CROWNI DONT KNOW WHY OTHER HONSES EVEN TRYEND CLOSERBROS WW@
>>569685720Are you going against low front lobbies or something
>>569685720Biggest cover up job of all time If I don't see her in CM15 rooms you will have much to answer for
>anon posts results>"surprisingly good results guys!">see inside>metaslop buhii
>>569685075when are those? I just queued and got:>1/5>0/5>1/5>1/5for a total of 3/20, 28/60. 62% WR in Round 1, 15% WR in Round 2. feels very shitty
>>569685612I forgot about the races FUCK
Year of the End Closer.Year of Gold.
Done.
>>569685864I also have her acrylic standee on my desk...
>matched against a sloptuber>check his stream>not playing anymoreHuh, why are there ghosts already, isn't it too early for that
>>569685684>>569685576Stop flirting with anons you already have V
Uma&co bros, I'm ngmi...
>>569685885exact same here nonny, really odd stuff
>>569685428That Smaru card is unreasonably sexy
Every desuwa she utters makes me less burnt out of this game
>>569685961>red and blue smudge on the lower part
>>569684868how are they looking like?we run the exact same teami'll do my runs later
frontsissies, your response?
>we're all shining stars triggered the same turn I first talked to themI didn't even know that was a thing, I thought they make you wait a minimum of 1 turn
reminder that the surest way to victory is to bring two umas with HUGE GUTS and let their natural tendency to duel their rival flow freely.
>>569685976What do you mean too early, why would it be too early for ghostsd?
>>569685996>group Bbwo... why didn't you ask our mascot schizo for tips?
i made it woohoo
>>569685998nonny... where have I heard that before
>>569686042For me it's her eyes and smileAnd tiddies
>>569686105>nsm pump and mpb proc at the right time
>>569685684...remembering now I did sprint fine and dober...curry was carrying me but then jobbed in the finalsno mutating next time around at least
>>569686042For me it's Shalala~
>>569685428HAGSEXHAGSEXHAGSEXHAGSEX
>>569686136I thought ghosts only appear during dead hours
>>569685996I don't want to join Uma&co anymore...
Post the Kingu family tree
Maruzensky is 17 years old you sick fucks
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>569686137I might not know how to make an uma that wins, but I wouldn't stoop that low
>>569685976They'd have to make it to round 2 for you to get paired against them
blessed Princess posts
>>5696848062/4/1/3I might swap out Tama for a Pace. She doesn't really do anything sadly.
>>569686385Yeah I sick fuck Maru every night
>>569685996drop id so I can kick you
>>569686303EIGHHHYAAAAAA is pretty great too. Her VA really sells the character well.
>>569686151NO FUCKING SHIT YOU DID NIGGER
I want to rest my head on some princess pillows.
>>569686392*opens your urethra*
>>569686293My team was Curry, Taiki and Bakushin, didn't do much mutating... I remember I barely got into A finals and then won, was pretty surprised
>>569686385>17>has a supercar her own place and listens to cassette tapes
>>569685892I looked it up last second on some youtube stream where it was mostly covered by an obnoxious ad thing but it was still pretty cool to hear the announcer go nuts as golden tempo pulled forward
>>569685386>triumphant pulsesheh.
>>569686330AFAIK after you run a race you can be a ghost. The way matchmaking works means 1 team you're running against is likely a ghost and the other is real.I don't know if ghosts are balanced in any way, like giving you a giganigger whale if you're winning too much or if it's completely RNG
>>569686124i should add that neither of these had spurt.this win had my pulse pounding so hard i literally spent an hour fucking with ffmpeg just to upload the video. cafe won. i'm so proud of her...
>>56968638517 out of 10!
>>569686586Dude she wins races before they start of course she's loaded
>>569686385uh huh
>>569686583do you have a team on your mind yet
>>569685996I bet you're one of the flatniggers. Hopefully we fall to rank 300 so danchou wake up and kick your asses
inspiration should be a quick time event
>>569686385she raped me
Why do they call her Maruzensky when she of in the Speed training of out stats win the race
>>569686385That's right
>>569686105>>569686202just like in my japanese moe horse racing game
>>569681253>>569680615yup yup that's my wife!
>>569686731Your danchou fucking sucks holy shit
>>569686791Bro...
>>569685996replace taiki with an end. there's still time, fellow employee.
Take good care of her, Aoi
>>569685996>Uma&co >bros
I just realized you need 3 MLB SSR speed cards ready for next scenario
>>569686385DAS RITE
>>569684806my ddpp maru is doing better than the non-ddpp maru while the non-ddpp bourbon is doing better than the ddpp bourbonintredasting
>>569686731After the Fuji event It'll go back up bro trust
Palmer canonically drives a car too in her ending. Does that make her a hag?
>>569687045good thing I already have them, no need for reddit agnes
>>569686810It's weird, when I was a kid (for reference I'm turning 40 this year so that's how far back we're going) only women obsessed over their youth and pretended they were younger than they actually are. Now guys do it too when that used to be a sign you didn't have your shit together and think you've "lost" too much time.uma musume
>>569686728Mmmm, not really, my faves have pretty horrible aptitudes for sprint... I could try mutating Mambo but it's gonna be harsh, I could run Flower too...It'll depend on how much I feel like mutating girls honestlyWhat about you?
....what now
/uma/dacchi FOUNDI WONSorry bwo for denying your win
>>569686814>>569686731Thoughts on you getting banned multiple times during the day and outing your schizo samefagging?
made it to A finals with a 30% WR
>>569687269Please be in my finals
>>569685976Anyone that puts in a ticket is in the pool. Not those many people atm I had someone say they faced the same person on two different tickets
>>569687098Yeah but does she own a lambo?
THIS IS YOUR TIME TO PAYTHIS IS YOUR JUDGEMENT DAY
>>569687194>I'm turning 40 this yearHI...........................
>>569687045ready yourself for all the gaslight dancing about skipping tachyon
Hey someone else ran the gal squad. Don't blame him for being a coward and using a ringer instead of terraforming a front Jordan.
>>569687038based
>>569686731there are only six members that are significantly lagging on their average but it's post-CM prep. it's a monthly quota for a reason, they'll pick it up as CM15 approaches.
>>569687194It's unironically social media making men more aware of their own aging from seeing their face all the time in stuff like zoom meetings.
>>569687434Why that reaction?
>>569686507I forgot my ID but my name is V in the club
>>569687098I do not have her.>She Drives (2011)
>>569686791
>>569687434Sorry anon, no gay shit for me, I'm a married passport bro
Mant killed the gameNot playing since weeksIst next Szenario shorten?
>>569687196it's pretty aids once you've done it a few times it kinda turns you off forever lmao so I'm just doing kita (E, so barely works) curry and groove. all different styles too so that satifies my autismahhhhhhhhh it's gonna be so fun gwo.....
>>569687709why would you do that to this cute creature?
https://poal.me/k3vmyvhttps://poal.me/k3vmyvhttps://poal.me/k3vmyv
is it going to reach 800k this week?
>>569686385she's proud of enjoying it
Nobody cares about WR rates.You either have the platinum title or you do not.
YOU'RE FROM FUCKING K E N T U C K Y
The rampant powercreep... I'm glad it's still not here.
>>569687840I need to know what the original text says
>>569687785She has been snacking and slackingPool is her home now
>>569687717fuck fuck FUCKKKK
>>569687840there's plenty of them there
>>569687808I say this every time but in the world of uma, reverse rape would be men being the rapists. Umas have an inherent strength advantage that ningen women don't, they are the ones with the power here, we couldn't really stop them from raping us, thus umas raping men is the norm rather than the other way around.
>>569687979Why are you like this
2/5 in all 4 attempts. I got the feeling tomorrow is gonna be worse.
>>569687780Yeah I tried Teio a bunch during the first one and it was so depressing...I do hope to see some good variety in the rooms though, should be fun in that regard!Very cute Ai-chan...
>>569687981
>>56968778629 year old bros how are we coping with the upcoming birthday
>>569687791easily, last week it skyrocketed in the final day. it probably stabilizes at like 815 or so next week until the next scenario comes.
>>569688160i've still got 6 months until the last year of my 20s bwo... the joint pains already begun
>>569684806Pretty good. Seeing my umas pop off their ult animations all at the same time feels pretty good.Pace Condor is doing better than I expected considering she didnt spark GW. I guess stats really do matter lol.Nishino on the other hand just can't seem to catch a break. I've lost a couple races due to her failing to activate the precondition on her ult.
>>569687887https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/cards
>>569688160went to work then went to sleep
is 2000 rating and mile S worth attempting to activate groundwork off only front runner savvy, take the lead, and dodging danger?
>>569688160As someone that's 39, trust me, 30 sounds like the biggest deal in the world until it happens. Then you realize people in their 30s just keep acting like they're still 25 until they reach like...42.
>>569688160As someone who's already over the hump, you exist in a state of fear and trembling until you become a knight of faith
>>569688160I get my wizard powers in exactly 1 month!
>>569687786My 29th birthday was the second of June
>>569688227yeah the nishino unique is way pickier than i expected. its REALLY strong when it works but it can whiff so easily. if you ran 3 pacers it might be more reliable i guess?
>>569688095She has V, stop flirting
>>569687979Teibwo...
>>569688095holy BASED.....yeah just CONSTANT resetting it's actual hell even if fast runs if you stick to borrows but stilllove ai love bue love love everyone
>>5696848060/5 0/5 I gotta bust out my secret weapon even if it means breaking my team's theme. Those finals rewards are too precious to miss.
>>569686428every princess post is blessed
>>569687979
>>569687887
yeah uhn yeppers
i dont usually mess with gacha like that but the character in OP is super pretty i love the colour combination she has with her hair and clothing, any tips for a beginner?
>>569688495time for the backpedal
>>569687454I keep seeing her belt as a pack of condoms
>>569688227post el cuntwhore pornstar build cards umanko
>>569687887nice try anti localizer chuddie
>>569688386Real Ma-chan associates know the Heliosposter is his true & only love
>>569688512yukino BITCHIN
>>569687786wtf we're ALL old?
>>569688294left will be more consistent, but you'll lose the midrace regardless of which one you pick
>>569688495>writers retconned pasa's origins so they could incluse a big booty latina in the gameI respect that
>>569688536ignore everything you see in this threadborrow a speed card called kitasan black for careersenjoy cute horses
>>569688160ONLY MEANS I WILL BE A MAGICAL GIRL SOONI WILL BE MAGICAL GIRL CELESPHONIA
>>569687840>all the Kentucky horses are larping as asian or latinThe west has fallen
>>569688536You train horsegirls to run fast and die hard
>>569688536if you can enjoy the roguelike gameplay of careers with the cute stories, it's a fun game to play without stress, just avoid getting too autistic about the pvp stuff.
>>569687786I turn 46 this year and I LOVE HAGS
>>569688536i recommend waiting until the next anniversary celebration in like 2 months, you reset your account until you max the meta card, then you can buy that character with a paid ticket for 20$
>>569687840She is ethnically Mexican, however she's a white Mexican (aka Spaniard-descended rather than native) so does it really count? Even in porn they tend to make her darker than she actually is, except in this pichttps://files.catbox.moe/3sdxsf.jpg
>>569688627>ask what the original says because calling a larper horse a latina is sus >assumes it's anti-localizer shitGet a life
Ricky!
>>569688536Turn back turn back turn back turn back
>>569688749ok thank you! how easy would i be able to get the one in the OP- kawakami princess
>>569688536First, you missed your chance for that characterAbout the game, this is a kinda okayish time to start. Learn the game and don't waste carats, when the new scenario drops in 1.5 months, then you need those carats to play the game
Kingu wtf
>>569688421>love everyoneBased, that's how it should be
>>569688797Hishi Amazon is a canadian larping as a latina
Can I queue yet?
>>569688635No idea who the fuck that is, he talks with V though.
>>569688160My girlfriend and I are both 29 and we decided we'll make the most of our 30s for sure.
>>569686846mmmm... nyo. that's my wife.
>>569688945the jap text translated sure is funny, day and night to the english US slop
>>56968816030 is like the last part of your life to make any real changes before you fuck yourself in the long run.Don't let that happen.>t. 45 year old hag enjoyer
>>569687979I am like this
>>569687786why is half of you niggas in a specific 2 year range
>>569688797YOU ARE NOT AN EDO ERA SAMURAI YOU ARE FROM VERSAILLES, KY
>>569688986>normalfags with 3D partners
https://poal.me/fu1tgwhttps://poal.me/fu1tgwhttps://poal.me/fu1tgw
>>569689025>millennials too old to recognize fed posts
>>569688985Fake Ma-chan lore keeper
>>569688945NOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT KINGU THATS RACIST
why are you astroturfing Kawakami
>>569689015i'm already married, own a house, and am about to finish my masters degree as a way of bettering myself at the end of my 20sim pretty content with my life
>>569688919Ricky is the cope roll for people that don't have Falcon
This front VILLAIN cost me a win.Not because she won, but because she couldn't fucking stay in front of my Nishino until the late race. Nishino lost to a Taishin by half a length because she didnt activate her ult.
>>569688975Diversity hire horses...
>>569680615We reached 27k last week, this week not anymore. Next week after people go 0/40 this cm we might not even reach 26k
>>569688872there is PVP? i love pvp!>>569688937>>569688880so should when you say wait, you mean wait to roll?>>569688929i guess it is not too late,,,
>>569689024they're just so so......mature.......
>>569688896read like a book
>>569689058She and I play Uma together, it's okay.
We're all in A finals, right?
>>569689120>marriedOh no no no
>>569687194>>569687492a lot more guys don't have, or don't feel like they have, their shit together either, I think
>>569688980I JUST GOT IN GROUP AGO GO GO WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS
>>569688850is there a sonic tie in somewhere?btw what characters are available rn if i cant get kawakami? is it really just a one time thing for every horse?
Whose carrots do you need to farm to get the job of "rubbing the uma's legs after a race"?
>>569689237she plays uma with me and knits when she doesnt wanna play :)
>>569688536disregard what everyone else said. you will fall in love with your oshi and while you told yourself "no, i don't care for the pvp" seeing her lose will break your heart and awaken something inside you that you didn't know was there. fight for it. go for blood. seeing her win feels better than anything in any game.
>there are normies in this generalhow far we've fallen.
>>569688945Macaques are funny monkeys, I'm reminded of the macaque chief in Wukong
>>569689101astroturf this fag
>>569688913some of us have a job and actual life and don't spend literally all day trolling a niche forum for a game, and for those of us we absolutely notice the difference. you start noticing your body breaking down, for some it's vision getting worse or getting winded on shit they used to tank easily, or early back pain signs or carpal tunnel, but it's something for everyone. people treat you differently and you realize nothing lasts forever, your parents will die one day if they haven't yet and it might be any day now, and you need to get your stuff together and prep for the hard days because it only gets worse from here and you might be breaking down but you are in the best condition you will ever be in again unless you work very hard to improve. For those of us that grew up, 30 was when we had the final chance to look at ourselves and honestly evaluate, do we want to have a family and kids before it's too late, do we want a better job if we have one at all, do we really have the privilege to keep shitposting or is it time to dial that back because there's real life to take up most of that time, ect.
>>569689091You see her join V's lobbies all the time
>>569689201SICKO
>>569689231Chiyoposter should join Umanko
>>569689231Of course!Nobody here actually is Group B...Right?
I missed the Belmont Stakes....
>>569689362I've had sex multiple times I just like gambling and cute girls
>>569687786Hello fellow ojisans. As for the few zoomies why are you here? Go play honkai impact or something
>>569689362>normiesFound the newfaggot.
>>569689326Become a private trainer and its your jobOtherwise its probably staff from one of tracens multitude of departments
>>569689362Unironically how do you even play this game if you don't have some level of disposable income? F2p for uma sounds like aboslute hell. I'm not even talking whaling, but at least buying the carrot packs that go on sale.
>>569689009literally the same shit as just proven with the latina line, I'm sorry culture wars mindbroke you into assuming all translators are evil and that you're an expert in a language you don't know.
>>569689353do i choose my oshi or does she choose me?
>>569689393no............
>>569689449Chiyoposter's the danchou
>Golden Tempo won Belmont StakesEND CLOSER BROS
I'm a newfaggot. Give me an uma wife.
>>569689345are you me? my wife is literally knitting in the other room right now.
>>569689345Make her dress up as your favorite.ngl that's kinda why I like this game is aside from the booba physics it's pretty much an all ages and genders game with real horses you can read stories about.
wahey, round 2 podium
>>569688536If you have a job, the game becomes a cakewalk; if you're indonesian then play something else hopefully a loaded handgun or some infographic that teaches you to make crystals
>>569688991False, she's my wife and posting lewd images like that proves that she is not your wife.
>>569688160I'm not going to ascend to Wizardhood because I paid to fuck a prostitute
>>569689554very nice. mines knitting me a new scarf for this winter at the moment
>>569688536If you want her (or any other 3star uma that has already come out besides brian or sky) specifically, you will have to pay $20 or do a LOT of re-rolling to get her. There are pretty much no reruns for umas.>>569689170>there is PVP? i love pvp!The PVP is rough, especially if you came in late.
>>56968950980$ for an air shakur? I'll stick to the tickets
why isnt there uma betting?
>>569689231you don’t play the game
>>569689509Anon means 3DPD, not having a job is a luxury nowadays
>>569689529in my case i ended up getting a completely stupid favorite that blindsided me so perhaps they do choose you...
I approve of V and Umama's relationship
>>569689463>currenfound the tranny
>>569689545Need Golden Tempo uma in a golden bikini
>>569689636I went to school with a guy who did that and he eventually got a gf (albeit a very ugly one) and then married her
>>569688980NEVERMIND DON'T QUEUE I GOT RAPED BY SWEEPY
I forget, what's the general rule to skip a G2/3? If the training gives more than 30 total in stats?
Your oshi chooses you because anecdotally all my favorite umas are the ones that spooked me while I was pulling for someone else
ryan LOVE
>>569689170The game is repetitive but alright.The characters are cute.The company that runs the game genuinely, and I mean this with actually zero exaggeration, hates and resents its players.The grind is awful.The new player experience is awful.PvP is, at its core, RNG.Community is god awful, no matter which side of it you end up on.This game sucks.The best possible way to enjoy this game is to make an alt account whenever a cool character comes out, reading her story, and then dropping it again.
>>569688930pretty hardshe's in the main pool so you could roll fresh accounts until you got her if you really wanted, i think? but that would kinda suck to dootherwise it's waiting for a general banner to spark her, and they're pretty uncommonshe'll become grindable eventually but i don't know how long that'll take and even once she is it would take five months of dailies.
>>569689549here, have a bro instead
>>569689314>is there a sonic tie in somewhere?I hope your autism diagnosis isn't getting in the way of your life>btw what characters are available rn if i cant get kawakami? is it really just a one time thing for every horse?You roll until you either get the character/card or suffer because the gatcha system hates you
>>569689696Umama is cheating on V with someone else though
>>569689725Curren is sexy, associating her with troons is mental illness or you were forced to by Faruko.
The inspirations I get when farming parents. This will turn into an unusable glue anyway.
>>569689170>you mean wait to roll?Yes, from next scenario onwards, there will always be a "mandatory" support card, especially for the next scenario Grand Live. The good news here is that this support card banner is shares with another really good card for that scenario. Everybody is already saving for that upcoming banner.>PVPFor now we only have one real PvP mode called Champions Meeting, which is happening right now as you can observe this thread. There's an Easy Mode for CM that even a beginner can take a shot, but don't have any expectations until you get good results on the banner I previously mentioned
>>569689691is it that pink one that i see in memes?>>569689663>pvp is roughi play fighting games i'll live>no rerunsdamn... so who is available now? guess i will have to find out>>569689609im not indoesian but i am very cheap i always thought mr krabs and julius were based when i was a kid
>>569689745grim
>>56968980540 or more. you still have to consider your currency/shop situation.
>sonic tie inAnges Digital wearing a Sonichu medallion when?
>>569689878Umama is the thread bicycle
>>569689805Forgot pic. Seems like a pretty easy choice to me.
>>569689884i didnt like curren before this post
>>569689953He works at a brewery and makes IPA's. Story tells itself
>>569689663>There are pretty much no reruns for umas.during last anni i'm pretty sure you could spark any playable 3*dunno if that's only once yearly or what though
>>569689591Whatever you gotta do to keep living in delusion bro, it'll catch up to you one day.
>>569689961>Random cars on the trackDid they double up with a nascar event??
>>569689629wrong, I can post these because she is my wife
>>569689878which avatar does she use for that?
>>569689463Sex with Curren Chan pits
>>569690039
>>569690006I don't think that race is part of an epithet chain. Easy skip unless there's some items you really really need.
>>569690136inari oneahole
>>569689525holy fuck you /pol/trannies are so obsessed you can't even get a simple joke jesus christ lmao
>>56968893020$ hard
I HATE MIHONO BOURBONSTOP SCREAMING MIHONO BOURBON ANNOUNCER-SANI WILL RAPE YOU
>>569689937>i play fighting games i'll livethere's no gameplay to the pvp. you make teams by training them (using characters that are stronger if you paid/have grinded them up and cards that buff them based on how much you paid/grinded them up) and then watch them race. you will be fucking obliterated by even a shitty player that has a few months lead on you, and the game is approaching 1 year old. if you stick it out like 5 months you can stand a chance in the scenario that starts then, but even then you will be at a disadvantage.
>>569682492Oh no, you are runnig the unpure one!
>>569690127usually curren
Golden Tempo wins the Belmont Stakes, succesfully achieving a double crown, his team skipped the Preakness Stakes, Sovereignty last year did the same
>>569690042that banner was too good so they never did that again
What are the good parent inherits for end closers this CM? cheerleader halo feels like it does nothing
Love her casual outfit too.
>>569689831>Community is god awful, no matter which side of it you end up on.>The company that runs the game genuinely, and I mean this with actually zero exaggeration, hates and resents its players.>The grind is awful.>The new player experience is awful.can you elaborate on these points?>>569689832would i be able to reroll accounts on steam? >>569689842the autism helped me in a way, i always get fixated and find loopholes and in my creative passions, the fixation helps me improve quickly
>>569689120how big is your house and what is your masters for?
>>569690429Truly one of the best
>>569690086it's probably the entrance, still pretty close to the track
>>569690341>his team skipped the Preakness Stakes, Sovereignty last year did the same>no Triple CrownWhat the FUCKThis is why American horse racing is DEADPussies!!!
>>569690136now edit this so she has gigantic breasts
>>569689831>The company that runs the game genuinely, and I mean this with actually zero exaggeration, hates and resents its players.Man they aren't even 10% as bad as every other JP company. Like if you think they hate their fans never fucking play a Bamco game.
>>569690454i aint gonna self dox, just say that i have between 5-10 acres, and its an M.Ed
>>569688356Yeah, that's half the reason I'm running Condor despite having Taishin at 4stars. The main reason is to make lobbies easier for based King.The problem is the stat difference between them, means they dont always run next to each other.>>569688603If not for the fact that I had already made this image a few days ago, I wouldn't have bothered replying since you were so rude.
>>569689545Should have done Preakness, would have had another Triple Crown
>>569690526Go kill another horse, Bob Baffert.
>>569689937>is it that pink one that i see in memes?This one? I dunno I don't go to places where people share "funny" memes
>>569690554Do you live in the mid bumfuck nowhere US
>>569690393wait for realwhat the hell kmr
>>569690526Happens in the JP circuit too. Kikuka Sho is too grueling of a distance so teams skip it for the higher prize money of dubai.
>>569690526Nigga they care about their horses
>>569690649no comment
I don't like Preakness Stakes because PREAKNESS ISN'T A WORD, IT'S JUST NAMED AFTER A HORSE
>>569690535Thank you for the heads up, I will avoid Bamco games.
>>569690526the trainer is a femoid what did you expect
>>569690637he probably meant urara
>>569690319Seriously, this is the worst thing about that guy. I don't understand why anyone would ever use the whore uma.
>>569690429it's my personal favorite, Ramonu's is a close second though
>>569689926i see so i will save in this case>>569690308oh.. so it is rng...
If I'm farming parents is it better to get the OO or gold versions of a skill to increase chances at getting a spark?
>>569690526Races are simply too close together sadlyMost dont want to risk injuring the horse for it
The fuck
>>569690771the only cute rice artist, also the kid is alwyas cute
Do you think longer ears or shorter ears are considered more attractive in the umamusume universe?
>>569689663>There are pretty much no reruns for umas.This isn't technically true. Eventually they start doing banners called the Twinkle Collection where they put up a group of girls, usually with some sort of theme, where you can roll them and spark them specifically. It cycles monthly. That said >>569690393>>569690663Royce and Royce banner this year was an all Uma banner.
>>569690771I need the comic where we are creating the baby Rice.
>>569689462Just finished my daily HSR gaming hour, now about to start my daily Genshin gaming hour.t. 26
For the Americans who woke up and didn't seeV was samefagging for like 3 threads constantly getting banned
>>569688227>>569690594What the hell? My Pasa isn't having nearly that much success. She has a similar build.
when you think about it, all of you taishits that barely beat other ends despite the fact that you have an ezpz .4 accel are actually shitters.
CAMON TEIO GIVE ME SUM FUKKEN WINSUlala can race at her own pace
>>569690771Umamusume genes are strong...
>>569690706if you said you lived somewhere more urban I'd not believe you but somewhere rural makes that seem more reasonable. good for you.
always gamble
>>569690630>>569690685Did TM Opera O help like a little BITCH when he won the Autumn Triple Crown?NOThis is how legends are bornGay ArseFaggotNegroes!
>>569687786my 37th birthday is in 9 days
>>569690886I want to kiss Rice's long ears. Oh and long ears are obviously better.
>>569690886big ears and flat chests
>>569690330Who is she cheating with
>>569690453>can you elaborate on these pointsNyo, I don't feel like it
I wake up to this every morning
>have to leave for work>have to work for the next 6 daysCan I please get a (You)?
>>569690960It’s 7pm nigga, additionally what a loser
>>569690845Ramonu's is great. I like Maru's and Gold City's too.
>>569690846>oh.. so it is rng...There are four factors: grinding for many hours, paying to win, getting lucky, and exercising skill. The last factor is important, but the first three factors are more important.
>>569690453nta but the uma community is BY FAR the most unfunny one I have ever encountered, especially outside of 4chan.the only things to tryhard for are pvp events so you have everyone gaslighting each other (I see this as a positive).players everywhere are weirdly horny but will go puritan on you in an instant for doing the same.good gateway to actual japanese horse racing tho
>>569691109I really REALLY like Umas like this.
>>569687786>i'm only the 3rd answer for early 20swhat am i doing here
What would an Uma version of Seabiscuit look like? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVT2MPNCqgM
>he got nuked againTime to check the archive
>>569691176I do this
>>569681694Same.The shadow around her eyes really highlights her expression.
>>569690720sometimes they do that. there's one called ghostzapper stakes iirc
>>5696911847 and this (You) is invalidated
I wake up to this every morning.
>>569690526What anons said>Kentucky DerbyMay 2, 2026>Preakness StakesMay 16, 2026>Belmont StakesToday June 6, 2026I have no say in this but the Derby and Preakness being so close make it practically impossible unless you're gambling the horse health into the race too, and that's extremely unethical
>>569691109cafe and suzuka only have average ears
>>569690453you can reroll easily on steam
>>569691280get out while you still can
>>569691280Be glad that you haven't been here since 2007
>V got nuked AGAINbased moderators, fuck that ban evader
>triple UG1 opponentsmells like bacon in this bitch.
>>569691184
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>>569691314wonder what triggered it this time
>>569691302Short runty looking thing in great depression-era overalls and newspaperboy hat
>>569690886
>>569691380any particular reason they haven't changed when preakness happens if this is a consistent issue? i figure swapping a crown leg to a different race would be way too much much
>>569690706>>569691016Money with a M. ed is a low and even in suburban area 5 acres is huge as fuck
>>569691494
>>5696914372008 here. We're here forever.
>>569690637>>569690813i mean the one in the intro race who was lagging behind she wears a trackjacket and bloomers
>>569691589Helios wrote that
>>569690960Add these https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569624248/#569629397https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569624248/#569630086https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569624248/#569629909https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569624248/#q569630976https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569624248/#q569631679https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569624248/#q569635281Hover over the deleted to check the timestamps if you want further proof it's all him. He talks in 3rd person, and even calls himself NTRfag sometimes.
>>569687979Please don't embarrass the Teiochads
>>569691380Pharoah & Justify came out fine
>>569691589
>>569690908JP players are the most unfun mother fuckers
Receipt bros please post the highlights I am intoxicated
>>569690217poes law. this thread often has people genuinely that retarded, blame them.
>>569691184Here is a pity (you). You leaving for oil rig or something on Saturday night?
>>569691302Bratty megusaki like Sweep Tosho to reflect Seabiscuit’s anger issues
>>569691386got it thanks>>569691252the community being unfunny is ehhh, but the horny puritan players sound irritating
>>569691070even if I sort of agree they very well could've killed opera when doing that, especially when he got the nosebleed and could've suffocated from it since horses only breathe through the nose
>>569691589I love this image
>>569690960He ban evaded and got banned again ITT btw:>>569686814>>569687556>>569688090>>569688913>>569689341>>569689591>>569690210>>569691090
Why are Rice's ears so fuckhuge?
>>569691634
>>569691986she can hear everything
V try to take and break and relax a littlet. dancho
>>569691971based jannies? in the current year?
>>569692068What does she need to hear...?
>>569690846You basically CANNOT seriously compete in this game unless you spend quite a lot of real-world money to unlock the centaur evolution, FYI.
>>569690960I opened that poal link as soon as he posted the link and it was already at 15 positive votes for NTRfag btw, he literally made a poll to bot votes on it to gloat in the thread with it
>>569691584I was assuming straight up innawoods property when he said acres
>>569691589he went to ramonu's bedroom after this btw
>>569689231>2/5>1/5>4/5>2/5Yes I did, ezpz.
>>569692069Kick him already, that faggot is a net neutral for everyone
QUEUE NOW
>>569691568Probably the precedent, I'm unaware if any of the days have been changed beforehand but they probably believe the challenge is worth the risk, by changing it some may say it's unfair for previous participants let alone double crowns who were unable to compete fully for various reasons>>569691687Not saying it's impossible tho, it's still an incredible feat, horses are just complex creatures, unlike us humans who can just say we don't feel like it, it's a risk for them no matter how strong they look
>>569691589Why is Ruby trainer so dense? He has to be the youngest trainer at Tracen
Ignited wit any good without pp+dd?
>>569691971All of the deleted ones were the ones he was avatarfagging. Nothing surprising
>>569691971what
>>569692084People finally are pressing the button against him consistently, the button does work if enough people press it. We can actually get him shut down at least for a little while at a time.
>>569692149
>>569692183Bad. Only way you can make use of it is if you start at the outer gates, then you proc it during the first 5~ seconds of the race.
>>569692068
>>569689937>i play fighting games i'll liveIts a different kinda game. If you like grinding and math you'll do fine. If not, then forget about PvP and just pull for the umas you like and play casually on single player. Once you learn how the game works, you can clear career mode easily with just common cards.The gameplay portion of PVP is all about building your umas in single player. Then you have them compete in the PVP races, there is no gameplay for the actual races themselves, you just watch them run. The skill portion of the game is all in the preparation.Since you came in late, it will take awhile before you can catch up to the other players.>damn... so who is available now?Sweep Tosho. She's a fan favorite but just okay meta wise.For what its worth, in September Kawakami Princess (the uma in the OP) will have a legend race where you will get 80ish star pieces for her, and then maybe 8-12 months later you will gain the ability to get 1 star piece for her everyday forever. Once you get 150 star pieces you can trade them in to get her.The best way to get her is to just pay the 20$. You can buy 1 uma of your choice for $20 every 1/2 anniversary (roughly every 5 months due to acceleration.)
>>569692116He 100% linked it in the discord lol>>569691971These ones aren't that spicy because he's just being a boring avatarposter today
>>569692124>>569691584no woods, but yeah. its nowheresville
>>569692175he just doesn't give a fuck and ban evades in front of the jannies what a retard
I want to stick Stego's ears in my mouth.
>>569692197He got BTFO literally earlier today by avatarfagging and then switching to blatant falseflags and 3rd person defending himself the timestamps on deletes prove it was him. He probably swapped to only avatarfagging this time to go "see, I wasn't pretending to be anyone else" when the bans inevitably came, in some desperate attempt to make people think the earlier deletes weren't obviously his.
>>569692128...>>569692175He has a massive imposter syndrome for a fairly decent reason, and it gets in the way of him seeing how much ruby actually likes him.Though it doesnt help that Ruby talks and acts like a blueblood 101% of the time so her intentions arent always passed properly when she speaks with him...
>>569690908Oh right I forgot about those. But thats not for a WHILE right?
>>569692069>schizo pretending to be my danchou now
>>569692315>These ones aren't that spicy because he's just being a boring avatarposter todaydont let him feel welcome here, ever.
>>569692301
>>569692429Based
I want to umapyoi another trainer while our trainees sit in the next room
>>569690908sex with flashsex with bot leftsex with bot rightsex with ZE BOY
>>569692508Ofc not, he's still a faggot
>>569692429
>>569692429Stego cute
>>569692549who's your trainee?
my blocker suzuka got me into finals while my actual ace continued to come in fifthgame is hard
First time this has actually hit during an autotrainer fan run.
*coughs blood*it's still not safe.
>>569692359Inari looks better with thicker eyebrows
>NTR fag gone>Stego fag shows uphmmmmmmm
>>569692069stop defending your butt buddy, you are genuinely making your club "that group that makes this thread absolute shit during most of the day". take some responsibility and tell the fucker he's not welcome here instead of giving him a free pass to shit up the thread and make it all about him with samefagging and constant ban evasion.
>>569692873lol
>>569692670Very
>>569692348Do you have a pink dog named Courage?
>>569692675Whoever is hurt most by it
>>569692457It's crazy how these two came together to be Trainer and Trainee. They will go on like this for years and eventually realize how dumb they were for not being honest to their feelings. I have seen it happen before IRL
>>569691824horny puritans are only encountered outside of 4chan. So they're pretty irrelevant
>>569693018Sex...
>>569693059It will be resolved when their families arrange a marriage between the two.
>>569692606
>>569690961>Runs an uma on the same team as Taishin>Hmm, why cant my uma get any wins?If you're good at the game, then the biggest threat to your own umas are your other umas, especially in round 1. My Nishino has a low WR for the same reason. She is 1000 points lower than my other 2 umas (King is just a few points shy of SS+).
>>569692696nevermind vodka you're the coolest hell yeah
Making a last minute ace cause maybe I can get into group A and oh fuck I dont have enough stamina on my maru 610 stam 650 guts. I got corner recovery already should I also get triple 7s or am I still fucked?
1300x2https://jiggie.fun/umajig6062026>>569690961>"my horse isn't winning">Ignoring the 40% winrate nigger in the woodpile
>>569693010stupid dog
>>569693268Cute dork
>>569693159I like this pic
>>569689462>for the few zoomiesThere's more of us than you unc
>>569693145that leads to picrel. is this what you want?
Ruby is very cute.
I must have missed a lot of schizophrenia in EU hours huh.
>>569693453Nishino will be a fine mother to my child.
>>56968480614/20
>>569693478Very
>>569693354>Making a last minute ace cause maybe I can get into group A and oh fuck I dont have enough stamina on my maru 610 stam 650 gutsYou probably have enough maru has +80 from greens
>>569691494erotic image. more umas should wear tights...
>>569693586she got a bigass head
>>569685587
>>569684806I got two 3/5s, that's good enough
>>569693658Shut the fuck up.
running to the top more like fucking to the top
Fat tits are the best
>>569693261>>569693362Pasa loses to my End Closers sometimes, but she's only hitting Plancha about 20% of the time. Maybe I'm just queueing into too many fronts.
>>569693658Rude
>>5696848063/20, 15% WRvery sad
>>569693732I do this at my workplace
>>569693709>non-faceless torenaYuck.
>>569693414
my head? shaped like the letter T of course.
>>569691184(you)'re fucked desuno
>>569693709
>>569693780Is this the nobility position?
>>569693763I’m a flat enjoyer
>>569684806I got in group A/10>Yasuda Kinen in 6 hoursEep it is
>>569693726>>569693780JUST SAYING, BWOSI like ruby too, she's cute
>>569693763
>>569693587Huh? But I dont have standard distance is there some mechanic I dont know about?
327921333279213332792133cm15
>>569693336cool girls don't look like this though
>>569691986Made for petting and nibbling.
>>569688160I became a wizard near the end of last year...
>>569693914Mayhaps>>569693934Yeah
>>569693992
>>569693018That beach outfit or whatever it is with the shirt and the slight belly peak is so erotic.
>>569693967You should try to mix in some stamina sparks in your parents tbqh
>>569688295What happens at 42
>>569693763I said this. I only need big fat tits and oppai in my life!
>>569693967Will you have a spot for V reserved?
>>569693772She will only be able to beat your Taishin in lobbies where there are a lot of Late/ends. Even then, Taishin still has a chance. The main difference between Taishin and Cheer King is that Taishin can still win even if she fails to activate Tracen Cheer, but King cannot because it is her ult.Also IDK if this is true, but I hear that Prudent Positioning is bad if you dont also have DD.
59/60
>>569693967
no...
>>569693408I like you
>>569693992that's scarlet's faultit's fine because vodka's faster
>got Pulse'd>still winStay mad Ogurifags
>>569694150 (You)>>569694225 (You)
Rednu is quitting....
>>569694064Cute...
>>569694338I told you to use operation cacao and this is how you treat me
>>569694380
>>569694251>Open
>>569693956I was talking about my specific Maruzensky.At perfect she'd have 595 stam which puts her under the stat bonus but she has two stamina greens for the groundwork proc which means she never gasses out. >site also shows you the effect dodging danger had on your races
>>569694354GOOD
>>569694447I bet he won't quit overeating though
>>569694354
>>569694415wheres your winrate
>>569694251>frontnigger doing his best to shit up everybody else's gameYou can never hate frontniggers enough
>>569694402Never try to help a troll
>>569694475SEXOOOOOOOOOO
>>569694354You mean the American Streamer cant stream American horse racing due to jews?
Trainer-san Fuji Kiseki's Showtime runs doko
>>569694447He's still doing guides, he won't be playing the game though>doing guides for a game you don't playYes I know
>>569694559I hate Teiofags the mostFat greasy retarded fat incestous gay fatties
>>569692873>deletedThanks for cleaning V out jannies.
>>569694402telling me to use stam sparks is like you saying I should kill myselfand I still think you're both the same person
>>569694559why do they bother you so much? this seems like a very unreasonable reaction
>>569694354>VF quit>he does the sameLiterally this guy cannot do anything in umamusume without VF teaching him or parroting VF's guides
>>569694618here
Can I reuse my fronts with red shift and angling for cm15? I don't give a fuck about festive inherit I'm not running SMaru
>>569694447>>569694592you mean the sexy balding charismatic chinese man
>>569694592Since when have you been able to stream any official sport on twitch or youtube without express permission ?????when japs stream the JRA theyre pirating the whole thing you know
>>569694626we already have that moomoo cows guy doing that already
Jobber seller. I am going into race 5 and I want your biggest jobbers.
>>569694592tbf that's not just an America thing, there's a reason doghos uses Kick to stream Keiba, it's because people won't notice it there.
>>569694618too busy doing my chanme runs, can't do career today
>>569694648Keep pressing it whenever you see him, the more they see him in their queue the more likely he will get shot
>>569694657He's a TeiofagHe'll be dead in a week from a heart attack
>>569694427Ah okay. So basically my maru would have slightly less than your hp taking into account guts so it should maybe fine is what you're saying? Thank you.
>>569694354kwab>>569694592jews, I kneel
>>569694689Youtube iirc has a keiba stream with a like 10 minute delay
>>569694686Fuck off rednu
>>569694817I plan on it
Streamers already treating uma like a bonsaige (see uma/jp/) way faster than /uma/ global itself
>>569694354Isn't this like the 3rd time he quits?
>>569694960>>569694960>>569694960
>>569694645>>569694834uh oh frontnigger melty>>569694657you're using the most cancerous strategy in the casual lobby, and still comes here masturbate your wrunreasonable my ass nigga, kill yourself
>>569694837Yes, should be fine.spot struggle+rushed will kill you, so will not proccing a recovery but you kind of embrace the 8%? death rate cause spending 140 skillpoints for a cope recovery lowers your potential (the ability to buy some OO velocity skill that won't activate)
>>569694997Some of you guys need to stop baking
>>569694650>same personwho?
>>569694913same
>>569695032I'm not him, you fucking retard, you're just pissed at buhi fronts, plenty of fronts go 3/20 or worse in Round 2.
>>569695053Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking too. I'm not gonna try to build for consistency but for gamble as long as my spurt/survival rates arent like <=50% instead of 85-90+Thank you maru bwo!
>>569694354I enjoyed the first times he jobbed CMs, since there was an actual build up to the downfall. Dude just stopped caring afterwards.
>>569695158>im not him bwoooosureregardless every frontnigger deserves the rope>going 3/20 with frontskek you're literally trash
>>569694916Yes, I think all the obese umas should be forced to wear Digitan's clothes.
>>569695053Oh I also got nimble too, I wonder if its even worth on a front, its between that and focus Or OO of corners/straights. I have 3 skills for GW (im including TTL) already, focus would make it nearly consistent as long as GW procs but nimble sounds funny and OO is probably the max potential.
>>569694414
>>569695610>I also got nimble too, I wonder if its even worth on a frontif your front is not in 1st place late race you already lost 99% of the time.
>>569695468someone was raped by fronts :^)!>>569695610When in doubt, corners OO for this race track because that's midrace and has a chance for carryover
>>569694518you should call this image mayano_cookie
>>569695773True, im retarded and forgot its not like other positions for a second. And yeah I got A&S of course>>569695826Oh yeah thats right. Good point, suzubwo
I qualified for A Finals and that's all that matters.
