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>>569681005Larpov is a massive faggot edition
>>569680936With white the EnglishWith black: Alekhine, KID/Grunfeld/BenkoBut in general any kind of noncommittal setup that takes them out of their rote ABC preparation and babbythinking. 1. b3 or just 1. Nf3 and fianchetto and see what they do.You’ll want to know KIA/Catalan and KID because most games will transpose into that
>>569681005>Analyze your games for freeLicheats poster is a massive faggot edition
I feel bad for newfaggots that missed out on the immortalforum era. And even chessable used to have tons of free content, before it got bought by com. If I had started playing nowadays it might have taken me years longer to get strong
started playing chess again in the 5+3 anon lichess pool, bad idea I know, I'm probably 1000 rating at best10-30 record so far
So is Magnus confirmed to be declining at least in classical? I doubt he cares a lot about prepping or studying now that's old and has a kid, he's probably just winging it and will continue to drop classical elo
>>569684743I think that’s been true up to this point but he has a huge sensitive ego and this won’t sit well with him. I think he’ll get back in form and probably be a monster by the Total Chess championship, which he’ll win. Total Chess will be regarded as the real world championship going forward, whose prestigious lineage starts with Magnus, while the old world championship dies off being combated by shitters.
>>569686320>Total Chess championshiplame ass name lol
Rip Magnus
>>569686449They have to be careful not to step on FIDE’s toes by calling it anything like “World Championship” which they already got in trouble for, but that won’t last. They’ll have the leverage in the future to rename it to something like “Universal Chess World Champion”.
Ok /chess/ it's time for my weekly ~board aesthetic~ update!!Licheats 1/2
>>569689119>>569689119Licheats 2/2
>>569689119>>569689329Chess.com
>>569689119>>569689329the red and blue clashes imo
>>569681575Many thanks nonnie.
>>569689119>>569689329https://lichess.org/xXeZfcdqWhat did white mean by this
>>569689119Call me boring, but I still think the wood 4 board with the maestro pieces combo is undefeated.
>>569690397Wtf I've been doxxed....... now everyone is going to laugh at me
>>569690736That's solid. It's a little too boring and the pieces are a little cartoonish for my taste though. I need stimulation
Chess has more "world" championships than WWE
I like to send players who flagged against me in better or equal positions "resign when lost". I imagine the seethe is nuclear
>>569699019Aren't you the one seething in this situation?
>>569700162Have sex
What do you call a brown chess player that can swim?
>>569702843I don't know what
>>569707257Rameshbabu Praggnanandhaa.
Why does Daniel King pronounce it Pragg-ih-nanandhaa?he pronounces other weird foreign names correctly.
>Opponent tries to be cool and premove what he presumes to be taking my queen in a tactic he miscalculated, feeling like God>Oh uh>Takebacksies? :P>No>Lets the time run down
I had sex with a knight, the relationship was stable
>>569718710TMI
I awoke.I did not train.I did not train.Maybe tomorrow?Tomorrow.
Does the Rook get tired of staring at the pawn?No. He waits. And when his opportunity is afforded to him, he pounces, with devastating effect.Do not be afraid to wait for your moment. And do not be afraid to grab it when it is time.
The Pawn asked the King: And why must so many of us be captured if in the end it is reached neither victory nor defeat, in drawing?The King answered: The nobelest sacrifice is not that which wins glorious victory, but that which guarantees the impossibility of defeat.
What are the best openings to consistently get an open centre against d4?
kys
Can someone teach me exactly why 2. Qe3!Prevents black from castling queenside?
>>569684743>>569686320parenthood causes hormonal changes in the father too read this:https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12424031/>In conclusion, we find that first-time, expecting fathers have lower T and AVP levels than non-fathers from early in gestation, and these low levels predict greater time spent with their partner and greater positive engagement with their infant in the postnatal period.he's a low test ass unc with a dadbod but at least he reproduced unlike most people ITT
>>569734478if 0-0-0 then Qxa7
>play my daily game>misclick my queen in a winning positionfuck's sake
>>569735503>daily game>misclickEnable "Confirm Move" in the settings, it's an option on both sites
>>569737257thanks anon
I refreshed the thread right when you posted, wow
>>569737441>melty about "samefagging" imminent
I don't drink, I don't cus, I wanna ride on the front of the bus. I wanna eat where the white folks eat, cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet.
>>569732329This wasn't a random necrobump by the way, I actually want to know
>>569732329LENINGRAD DUTCH IF YOU DARE
>see news about a chess tourney>the only competitor from my country is a foreigner with an unpronounceable name
>>569744848Hey man, I know things are really bad right now, but just know they're gonna get a lot worse.
>>569732329Stonewall
Fatpo is such a lardass bitch. He's got that whiny /chess/ poster energy. If he was several hunded points lower rated, he'd most definitely be here seething about online chess and how he's actually God's gift to chess if only he cared.
>1 IP addresskys
The tactic for white is obvious here, but can you find the best defensive line for black in order to keep the position at +1 instead of blundering to +4 like my opponent did?
Danya was one of the only people on earth that could ride a hippopotamus
>>569752447Unironically his speed runs are the best educational chess content on YouTube and he deprived us of more by being a degenerate addict
>>569751861Nxd4 maybe?
Guys guys who am I right now?>dies
lol
>>569757978hans said fatpo hadn't changed clothes for a week imagine the smell over the board
daniel drugaddictsky is the only player overdosed with fentanyl while streaming
>>569758767Disgusting 2720 omegashitter subhuman
>>569758929>drugaddictskynarcocheatsky is more elegant
>>569760379I miss him....
>>569718710*groan*there, you happy Dad?
>the samefag is upoh joy.
>>569758767Magnus please hold on a few more years so Hans can replace you
>>569754071I blame the people stressed him out so much he lost his mind, if he had found god he would have been ok
>general dead>morning time in burgerland>suddenly activeOh gee, I wonder who it could be.
i just woke up is anyone looking for some games?
>>569763260I hate catmixer so much it's unreal
>>569763132He was addicted to stimulants long before kramnik said anything about him, the accusations may have accelerated his spiralling but they didn't cause it
>>569757978KWAB
>>569763883God I hate catmixer so much it’s unreal*
>>569764641Maybe you’re right, it was really that blitz world championship where I noticed he was looking super unhealthy, like a guy addicted to speed, super lanky and shifty. His friends needed to step up and get him help
>>569765606What's weird is it seemed like they all knew too. Like, they had access to his home in case something like that happened. He even got fired from commentary for chess.com a whole year before he died. You can watch his speed run videos and just see how much better he looked before the last 1-1.5 years of his life. He thought he was too smart to fall victim to the drugs.
White mates in 2
>>569770148Rb1, Kd8, Rb8#
>>569770148rb1
>>569770148Rook bee won
>>569770148Puzzle rush ahhh puzzle
>>569771270What’s this mean it’s too easy?
This post is so brown coded cause you just know they put Vishy in the $40 tier to gas up all the streetshitters.
>>569772286Ju Wenjun and me and keep $70
>>569763260lol. hours and hours between bumps and then 30 samefags all at once. such a creepy fucking general.
>>569771270>puzzle rush>literally every move wins
>>569770148Sir this is not hard at all
I just got the ChessTempo achievement for spending at least 60 hours solving puzzles on there
>>569773760>>569773763>1 second later the reply bot is on fire today.
.....the tempo?
>>569783704post a challenge link any time control 3 mins or higher cause im on phone
>>569757978based fuck the fattie
>>569788207sick samefag bro.
>>569788527is 3+2 good?
>>569772286what a horrible selectiononly the '75 Karpov-Fischer match matters, who cares about the rest
the samefag deluge begins.
>>569788527take your meds annoying faggot
>>5697888235+3? i'm trying to come to an agreement here. im not the samefag
r/chess is just r/india now.
>>569788823I for one think there is no samefag, I asked my lower case companion and even my dear canadian friend and they agree>>569788863This, so much this!>>569789363Kek bodied that freak
reddit threads, self-replies, this is now officially a party! get that post count up in a dead thread!
As pathetic as the typical arguments are nothing can top the anon who was posting little board pics of games they play alone by themselves. That was some Kafkaesque stuff.
Should I learn the Closed Sicilian as white?
>>569789882larpov please. i admire you and want to intimately get to know you over the board. post a challenge link, 10+0 lets do this thing once and for all.
>>569788823kys>>569789831this>>569788863also this>>569790465especially thist.lower case companion
>>569790993I couldn't agree more old chap
>>569789618That's why racism is a good thing, it keeps those creatures away from here
>>569790993>>569791153kys, i recognize exactly who you are from my file of every personality on /vg/, you MUST kill yourself you fucking retard you have samefagged this place since March '23 with your horrible takes and denial that your goodboi licheats website is filled with cheaters. I am onto you pestenera. You post during the same fucking mountain time hours every day.
post yfw flukesh will play on board 3 for team india in the Olympiad
>>569791954What if he regains his previous Olympiad powers? How will we cope?
>>569791882The thisness has never been so muched
>>569792276he could sit it out with the most obvious excuse but that'd truly put him in the little bitch box
>>569792276>How will we cope?It's already likely he cheated in the previous two olympiads if he pulls another great performance it will be certainIt's not just a cope, people within chess were suspicious of him in 2022 already it's one of the reasons Nepo assumed he was cheating in the candidates, even Saint Danya said something like "He raised a lot of eyebrows at the Olympiad" during commentary years ago
I hate schizos so fucking much it's unrealthey ruin everything
Let's discuss the Sicilian... based or cringe?
>>569781328Sometimes I post easy puzzles to bait engagement
au naturale
>>569800017based
A good example of how difficult endgames are. In this rematch against a strong Russian, I once again took it to an endgame and managed to outclass him, but this time he had some drawing chances, if only he found two very exact moves. The first was here. Take a moment to ponder the position and come up with a move. He had to play precisely: h5!. Instead he made the natural move of trying to get his king closer and was lost. It was only after Kd3 Kg4 that he finally tried h5. But not so fast! (1/2)
>>569804810cursory glance, can he sac the pawn and play kd2 rushing to the corner or taking opposition against the edge of the board?
>>569804810In this position, what would you play? Maybe with my hint you can guess the correct fuckass move. I played, of course, gxh5?. Wrong! Now it's drawn again. :) But only if he finds precisely: Ke2!. With which he can get to f1 in time to spoil my king opposition. Instead, the idiot played Ke3?. Retard! And I won.
>>569805216Yep
>>569805261 yes if you take here he runs to the corner\gets opposition but you should take with the king and you shouldbe fine
>>569805494Yes exactly. Kxh5 only winning move, what a nightmare
lisluts, a game?
>>569809479>lislutsYou niggas can't be serious.
>>569810585comsissies or lisluts. its a simple choice.
>>569810705I'm both. What does that make me?
https://lichess.org/zbtCQfHS
>>569817443This one was a MemeTeam Sicilian blitz masterpiece. Please everyone look at it
>>569819414Great game. Very Karpovian
https://lichess.org/mzb22bfcp10 5+3 again
>>569829369you were a meanie in the chatyou should have gone for my queenside pawns and not pushed the kingside doubled corner passers like a retard trying to keep your king over there when they could be better used as bait forcing me to waste moves manuevering around them and capturing them while you win the queensidegg
>>569832087but it was probably a draw regardless unless you could have declined the trade on b3 in which case maybe it could not draw
>>569832087Yes I'm aware I misplayed the completely winning endgame that you ineptly entered, thank you for the lesson
>>569832236It wasn't a draw lol
>>569832453Holy seethe
>>569832087Post the chat? What’d the meanie say?
>>569788863
>>569833156I just think it's silly to get outplayed and then say "yeah so where you went wrong" I probably don't need to be told by the likes of you, clown
Challenges should be for fun, please be respectful to your opponent
>>569833989I'm not the catshitter I'm just laughing at you seething over an anon game
>>569834294Now i know you’re trolling no one said you were catmixer lol
Imagine seeing an eval of -5 in the endgame that you entered as white and then pushing up your glasses *sheen* and telling your opponent who blundered into a draw how to play chessSay thank you for the game and sorry that I swindled you and move on
>>569834472Yeah... ya seethe
A tranny is currently the frontpaged streamer on com. I have such a lovehate relationship with this site
>>569833989>>569834362>>569834472Hello? I literally haven't posted anything since >>569832236 but it seems like i am being argued with anyways as a ghost.
>>569836073How is -5 a draw you lowing in the grass animal
You really fumbled that endgame faggot.
>>569836315The position I am talking about is 7 pieces so the fact you gave a number evaluation tells me you are probably not talking about the same thing.
Oh no I stopped paying attention in a meme anon game that should have been resigned long ago I guess I lost. If only someone could teach me how to play
>>569836469Any point after I blundered Rh5or4 is pointless talking about, I blundered from totally winning into a draw because I was barely interested anymore when you were ignoring me in chat. Yes at some point after that I probably could have still drawn, don't care
>>569836729I'm sorry are we not talking about the same fucking game? Nigga you did draw
I smashed a pajeet who was completely lost after only using 2 minutes out of 10 by move 24.
>>569836843Don't tell me what I did or didn't do weakie animal
>>569836843dont call me nigga whiteboi
So who won?
>>569837670If the game should have been resigned how is it possible it ended in a draw and interesting position? Why should it matter to me you "weren't paying attention?" And if we are going to engineshit, why do you say I ineptly entered the endgame when the eval went up two points when you played qe4 and my best move was to take?
>>569838313Post the chat from the game, who started all this rage?
>>569838617I don't have the chat. Black was saying I should have placed my knight on f5 and at some point (i dont know as I wasn't reading it live) said i misplayed the position and i should "kys yourself". Now me, him, and catmixer are arguing.
>>569838771You are schizophrenic
>>569838936I named the cat, didn't I?>I've been found out - (You)
>>569838313>If the game should have been resigned how is it possible it ended in a draw and interesting position?Pure midwittery as to be expected from a weakie animal. Yes, you should have resigned and yes, I stopped paying attention which is the only reason I blundered. These are just facts, you can't rhetoric your way out of it with specious Socratic dialogue. I only join these anon games itt to banter with /chess/ anons, instead you were ignoring me and tryharding while being completely lost. I was over it
https://lichess.org/@/lichess/blog/lichess-game-of-the-month-april-26/quyYWuyTThe Lichess game of the month from April is pretty based
Karla and Catshitter are fighting :/
Grob = raped
>>569839284Just saying >nois not really meaningful, you know. Why should I have resigned? I promise you I'm not trying to impress you with some fucking socratic dialogue or something, you are just imagining things. I was not ignoring you, nor was I tryharding, I was simply playing the game. Perhaps if I was tryharding I would have seen the fork instead of playing qh4. But regarding the chats I simply was not seeing them because I am on mobile and they are off screen and have to be actively checked.
>>569839883>>569839284>>569832087>BRUH LIKE LOOK HOW ANGRY WE ARE OVER ONE GAME!>THIS IS VERY 4CHAN OF MY SAMEFAG REPLY CHAIN this shit is so fucking sad lol.
>>569840008Larpov play this game or I'll kill you in chess.https://lichess.org/ZUDa6uhu
>>5698398831. Stop playing chess on your Obama phone, the board is too small. Invest in a PC with your crack money2. You should have resigned because it was a meaningless anon game that was obviously lost, but maybe you're such a weakie you thought you were still winning or drawing or something idk. It's not like it's rated, just take the LBut it does seem like it's just a misunderstanding, my frustration with you was mainly that you were ignoring me and tryhardily Never Resigning, but it seems you were just not seeing my chats and not fully aware of the game situation.
>>569838617well it’s fairly straightforward >thread 404’d from terminal deadness >week since that happened has been nonstop samefaggingand i am not joking when i say that anyone who stays up specifically to safeguard this thread is tying their own mental health to what is the equivalent of a dead raccoon. may as well adopt a 20-year-old dog with rabies.
>>569840374This is very pathetic and I don't think chess is the game for you bro..
>>569840374hmm. Well I'm not one to pass up on an easy resolution!!
You just need to come to terms with the fact that the only interest you provided me as an opponent was being from /chess/, I was going to play and chat with you and instead you ignored me and were pure trash as well. As soon as you played f4 my eyes glazed over and I was barely paying attention while trying to at least engage you in some live analysis for your own education and benefit. No reply. So I was already spacing out as not long after the opening and then you just kept playing and putting your queen and rook in front of my king like you were going to mate me all of a sudden and playing like the most dog-brained monkey weakie animal. We enter the endgame and you're two pawns down and you're still neither resigning nor replying to me in chat. At that point I was already close to killing myself out of boredom in your 5+3 classical anon game. Congrats on your draw
>>569841552holy shit he's still posting essays
>>569841552Kek
I need to know the ratings involved in this dispute
>>569842158I know both parties involved and they’re both strong 2300s why?
>>569841552>>569840008
>>569842216t. both parties involved
itt: all me
>>569842216I'm White and im 1590 liblitz, why?
>>569842620Sorrymeant for >>569842158I learned the game around a year ago but I think I can get titled if I try
>>569842216White wasn't catmixer, there's no way. Black was either Karla or someone like catmixer or zoombam hiding behind the Karla Cann>>569842620This is more like it
Welcome to the /chess/ horde fren
>>569842887From left to right: Seriouschest, zoombam, catmixer, karla
seriouscheat got caught and left the general years ago. “karla” got called a tranny and left years ago. i am waiting for a BRUH THAT WAS GETZ BRUH. so fucking sad.
>>569842774Anon I hope you know I was just giving you a hard time, I'm not really mad at you. If you've really only been playing for a year and are already 1500 you're making great progress. Your opening theory is also very good for the amount of time you've been playing, the queen bishop battery and Ne2 in that line is exactly right. f4? was a mistake though that you're going to want to weed out, you give Black a target at best and open up your king at worst. f5? also doesn't do anything, you block your own Queen bishop battery and can never put a knight on f5.
>>569843373There's 0 chance he's been playing for just a year he played like a weak veteran not a noob. Bro is liemaxxing
>>569843287The horde knows this is false.
>>569843667It's catshitter doing damgage control kek
>>569843927Are you me?
>>569843373>>569843667I do be lying though. It's funny because if I say I'm a noob when I'm not then it seems like you drew a noob you know? Anyways it may be so that I wanted my knight on f5 but my worry was trying to get rid of your battery because it was very annoying, but yeah stunting my own in the process is not best.
How are you Abscissa?
the /chess/ threads get weirder and weirder
>>569844832Just a regular night in my opinion.
drum links, zwei, dreidrum links, zwei, dreiwo dein platz, genosse, ist
>>569844832>IP count has gone way down >post count way up in little spurts it’s samefagging. babysitting the thread.
>>569844832>>569845004The chess players get a little.... quirky, at night.
>>569845135
Let’s just say Bobby Fischer isn’t the only chess player who lost a few pieces upstairs.
>the samefag party continues
>>569844567Good thanks. I hope your games are going well. Good night.
You're black in this game. Do you ever play chess again?https://lichess.org/qzmWcHjs/white
I feel like I can't just use this general without finding myself in these situations. People accuse me of samefagging once me and someone else start arguing over something. Perhaps I shouldn't argue with anons here, that will be the cure, and the general will peacefully be let to its death in my absence. Save for the efforts of the actual samefag.
>>569846879To be fair, if people start calling everyone a samefag the second theres an argument then the term kinda loses all meaning. Sometimes two anons just disagree, not everything is a conspiracy.
>i want to samefag constantly>but i don’t like being called out on it a zoomer’s predicament.
>>569847343Point to two posts you actually think are samefagging then. We’ll wait. Kinda hard to take the accusation serious when nobody can ever show examples.
>>569846717How come you dont play as much anymore?
>>569847636no joke, please stop replying to my posts and seething so hard about the fact that people copy paste posts from the tg archive. last thread had about 50.
>>569847880If there were 50 copy pasted posts last thread then it should be pretty easy to point them out. Weird how nobody ever does.
5+3https://lichess.org/OxYUuOEx
>>569847880Got any examples or just vibes?
GM /chess/ frens. What happened? Why is there a sperg out over a game between two weavers?
>>569849442Why don't you read the thread and find out
>>569849806>"dude just go back and read like half the thread lmao"
>>569849806So after claiming there were 50 examples you cant even provide one. Interesting.
>>569850002Do you find reading hard anon?
>>569850287Not as hard as posting a single example apparently.
>>569850002>I am comfortable wasting my prime years staying up to bump a dead general.>I am not comfortable reading the last thread. “Okay”.
>>569850605Interesting how we’ve gone from “there were 50 examples” to talking about my posting habits. Almost like the examples dont exist.
>>569850748Really? Post 50 examples of him claiming that there were fifty samefag archive posts last thread.
Let’s just all not read the last thread. Just forget it ever happened.
How is literally every single person under 2k playing the Scotch now
>>569851354Yeah, thats usually what happens when someone makes a claim and cant back it up. Suddenly everyone should just move on.
>>569832453>>569834472>>569833989lmao imagine being this much of a seething insecure bitch
>pastebin tranny still trolling the dead /vg/ general after all these yearsThere's an alternate reality where we just let PBT bake the bread with the pastebin and /chess/ lived in harmony ever after.
>k*rlito smearing her period blood all over the thread once again>someone feeding her>almost every other post is from the retarded /tg/ whiner trannylel
i refuse to believe this is even a person anymore, someone must have trained a bot, no one could be this dedicated to such a pointless task
>>569855846And yet you're always here to post about it
>>569848047He got caught copypasting /vg/ posts to his dead /tg/ thread years ago(proof below) and has been obsessively going "no u" about it ever since, it's one of his weird autistic lies just like he pretends he can see IPshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/469038161/#469129075https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/467850123/#q468287282https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/92128969/#92130444
>>569855932that was my first post this thread
>>569856028Kek
>>569853242Exactly dude like what happened? I'm 1400 CC and the Scotch is all I see when I play e5 now. It's like it replaced the Italian as the default opening.
>>569772286anand was a great world champ tho and was/is a great player. your racism just blinds you. check out some of his best games and you'll see, IF you can put your racism aside for a bit.
>>569856964if you wanna troll them a bit, play Qh4 , Bb4 later to pin the knight c3 and watch the scotchbabby hang the e4 pawn for free and trade queens immediately
>>569853242>>569856964Someone posted an eric rosen video about a few days ago, could be because of that and since youtubers tend to all follow trends it's possible gothamjew and the like also made videos about the scotch
>>569853242It's simply that based
>>569869267sick necrobump.
>>569869389mine is sicker
>>569869389And what openings do you play as white, Mister Schizo?
Upvote my comment if you're a comsissy and downvote it if you're a lislut.
>>569883363I'm bisite-ual
Good morning fellow pawnmunists
Found a chess table nearby. You guys ever play in a park before? I’ve done it a few times, it’s pretty cool. Even had a small crowd form once when I absolutely trashed some young guy lol.
>>569886757>Even had a small crowd form once when I absolutely trashed some young guy lol.Kek. Nice one.>You guys ever play in a park before?Yeah. I once played some really old chess hustler in Belgrade for like five bucks and got demolished. Those guys are no joke.
My 2390 liblitz opponent resigned in this position.
>>569890032If you’re looking for a casual forum-post style with a few natural grammatical slips:Realistically how strong are the Central Park hustlers in NYC? I’ve always wondered. I’ve also played at a chess-themed coffee shop before and ended up getting a few free coffees from game wagers lol. Wasn’t anything huge but it was pretty fun.
>>569896474Samefagging with ChatGPT that’s some new levels of desperation
>Good game>Thank you>*decline rematch*
>>569896767it’s always funny when the samefagger goes to sleep, in today’s case right around >>569869389 and the general just dies all at once. the fakeness is palpable.
necrobump
>>569901221it was page 8
EZ Hans dub
just let it die
>>569901291necrobump
>>569905034let it dielet it diecan't bump the thread anymorelet it dielet it dieturn away and slam the doori dont care what they're going to saylet the nons rage on/tg/ never bothered me anyway
>>569905292We’re never going back to /tg/ and their tranny mods banning everyone.
true, i am quitting chess and this general
>>569906774take me with you oh god please take me with you
I'm gonna try not to play too much today. Need to rest the brain. I call it self-care
https://lichess.org/kZTbkHt55+3 nigga
https://youtu.be/9IDJRasSMg0?si=-UxdE8eh5Yksc3_jWhy was Hans so mean to Nepo?
>>569908362just played a real nigga, the ben slayer himselfggs play you again soon hopefully
>>569907183I go through phases where I quit chess completely. I'm in the middle of one right now actually. Just been chilling on Crusader Kangz 3 for the past two weeks.
https://lichess.org/4QylPwej5+3 real niggas only
Lost to another Englund queen saccer Insane how hard they mog
>>569910748Good game anon, I'd play a few more but I just got home from work. Also sorry I ignored you in chat I am muted on lichess.
>>569910748gg https://lichess.org/wn7oAtp3more focused this time
>>569911812im mad at myself for fucking up it was literally so stupid i should just kill mysefl
>>569911960Rip, I thought I blundered with bxb3 but theres rxd1+, didn't seen rxb3 until seeing the game analysis graph though. Regardless I think you played well.
>>569912547didn't see*
>>569914745if i had a gun i would have blown my fucking brains out in that moment
>>569911960>>569915206please do
>>569915387im taking you with me larpov
>>569915931even better
I think I just played a guy who likes playing with the little bricks if you know what I'm saying and he does it non anonymously
>>569919581Who won?
>>569919686brickdiddler i believe got the most points in that match
>>569919805That makes you wrong.
>>569919915huh? brickedupdiddytheloverofthekiddy literally won every game
>>569919805>>569920639Looks like we’re stuck with this split personality for the night
>>569920854Why can I not talk to catmixer AKA brick takes brick without being accused of being him?
cant wait for part 4 of the pawns and minipawns drama lets get that old man his lego chess sets back!
The hardcapped midwits having to confront the hard evidence of their mental limitations is one of my favorite things about chess In anything less objective this guy would be happily deluding himself that he’s an expert
>>569924423How can someone be hard capped at 800
>>569924570Most people are frighteningly stupid
>>569924941Might be laziness, literally one opening ideas video could get you to 1k
I'm bricked up
>>569924570There are many, many posts on the site forums and reddit of people like this. Though, I think many of them just aren't reflecting on their mistakes.
Im a bullet only caro playing CHVD
>>569924941have you ever heard hikaru talk?being smart makes it easier to improve but even idiots can do it
>>569925376Seems like posers, people who play chess casually for a month and immediately forget about it. They post about it because they feel compelled to post about everything they do. They see more serious players talking about being hard capped so they mimic their language not realizing it makes no sense comparing the two.
>>569925646Idiots can do it if they start early enough when the brain’s plasticity makes them capable of learning anything, but I think to be a successful adult improver you do need above average intelligence
>>569925628>Read a book>Y-yeah, real helpful!! *starts sweating and shidding*Kek
Looking forward to when I start playing OTB and cheese the U1400 section for top prize kek
>>569927165Read the tournament rules carefully, sometimes it says new players with no previous rating are capped at 100 prize fund
>>569927165I won the U1500 prize the other day (10 euro)
>>569927558Europoors kek
>>569927558Yeah because I wasn’t there
>>569927165>gets raped by a 13002100 'puterkiddies... not like this
>>569927894NTA but yeah chess tournament prizes in europe are a joke and undersections especially are just treated as as a way to feed the master prizes(and the organizers pockets)My first official tournament was U1500 30euro entry price got first out of 40 people and the prize was 60euros in coupons for a online chess store, second tournament was U1700 50euro entry price finished second out of 100 people and got literally no prize other than a plaque,first place was 100euros it's ridiculous >>569927165Hope you don't mind bullying little kids, I felt bad about it
https://lichess.org/AUfrQfT05+3 join if ur not a meanie in the chat
>>569929709That’s crazy. This is a random tournament coming up in Virginiahttps://new.uschess.org/4th-annual-independence-day-open
>>569929709it's not unheard of that the top prize is just the same as the entry fee
BRICKxBRICK will not be 1600 for much longer I can tell you that. Very good player
>>569931976didnt he fuck up a tactic vs u
>>569932138I’m not who he was playing
>>569931976>he doesnt know
>>569933681>>569931976brickxbrick is zoombam
>>569934082Then why is he so low rated
>>569934082I will BM him next time I play him because zoombam is a meanie and doesnt allow me to play with the rest of the general
>>569934082Ah okay that makes sense, had no idea i was playing the leader of the team earlier. GGs Zoomy>>569934435It's a provisional rating because his account is new.
>>569934563Well in that case he could have played better LMAO I thought it was a 1600
BRICKxBRICK aka Zoombam is a sexist, by the way.>Oh great, this crap is seeping now into the chess community. Ffs, nobody is keeping women from pursuing chess, in western societies women are encouraged no matter what. They choose not to because they're not interested in obsessing over a board game. Also, men don't have it easier, being in a chess club as a kid is definitely not encouraged and cheered, especially not by other kids.This is in response to a blog post rightfully pointing out misogyny in chess.https://lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/blog-X9i1gRUAAJzOKpd0?page=3#nrRxQOOM
>>569935143Surprised lireddit even let that post stay up
>>569935143Ironically that guy right below him is the one that argued with Karla via email iirc
>>569935797Drop the lore . I never heard of this
>>569936175https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/87762946/#q87770942
>>569936175None of these people are real. They're all figures made up by schizos. They only exist in their minds and in the text of the posts here
>>569936590Where does she say it was the NoJoke guy?
>>569936845That was speculated later (he’s known to be some kind of lijanny). You can also just tell by comparing his responses in those emails to his post in >>569935143Same kind of holier than thou faggot attitude
>>569936590>We see no evidence of cheating in that game, just a lot of blunders from both sides. Do you have a specific reason you think your opponent cheated in this game?>We do however see some appalling chat abuse.Typical likeks kek
>>569937026Is NoJoke the RapeApe of lichess?
zoomsham needs to go
>Some 2100 volunteer lijanny explaining to you that your opponent didn’t cheat because he blunderedYeah I can see why Wesley Solid quit this shit site
>>569938426They’re like the British police arresting people who “verbally abuse” criminals for shanking them >But he cheated against me!>I don’t think he did mate
>>569936590This reads like a fanfic, people used to automatically believe this kinda slop?
>>569936590
Managed to take full strength Stockfish to a drawing position after 20 moves so that’s something (it immediately flattened me in the endgame)
>>569942516No taking back moves? That’s impressive You might be stronger than zoombam
>>569942754Nope. It was a 3+2 blitz game against Stockfish 18 on EnCroissant. It was a Berlin in its defense but I was actually feeling good about the endgame after 20 moves which analysis says was drawn. It quickly outplayed me after that
Something weird's been happening lately since crossing 1700 where I play someone who's obviously sandbagging (like dropping 500 points in a day obvious) and then they play for multiple days like that before closing their own account, so I don't get my rating back. Are they just doing that to fuck up the rating pool or what? I don't see the point.
>samefag hurricane
>>569945703Which personality is it tonight? I wish Karla would come back, she hasn’t seen “the light” in quite a while
>>569945403They’re not sandbagging they’re tilting and then ragequitting their account
British “people” shouldn’t play chess. There has never been and never will be one (1) great English player. They don’t have what it takes.
>>569948407Nigel Shortsame minute ewly
>>569948480Not great
>>569948480Isn’t he the sexist boomer guy? Hopefully cancel culture catches up to him too.
My Divya sexwife is so shit at this game bros
the memes are happening tonight oh boy!
The balls on Nodirbek to play a3 and then even 0—0https://lichess.org/broadcast/3rd-uzchess-cup-2026--masters/round-2/bTzR6pi8/uY7jkwHW
>>569949746*O-O-OFor some reason I thought em dash was long castle lol
What happened to Danyas girlfriend?
>>569950171Go back
this place is meme city tonight there must be 11 people in here tonight boys!
When Ella was interviewed by ChessBaseIndia and gave a nice little anecdote that Magnus thinks Pragg plays the most similarly to him of the youngsters and balding chess incel Sagar starts jeet jabbering about “And now dey are in deam liquid togedder :P” And she’s like mhm
>>569950810Ella Bella Gangbang she's calledgosh that was cringe i would have evaporated right there
>>569950954Kek jeets can’t help themselves
How can so many people be in here without crashing the site?
>>569950810Idgi
>>569951415It’s typical nerd jeet shit to autistically blabber about some meme esports slop to someone who neither knows what it is nor cares
>go to chess club has this ever happened to anyone else?
>>569952938I go occasionally but I kinda prefer online honestly
>>569950954 (me)oh and by the waywhat even is your issue with this clip? are you just mad at him for being indian or something?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC-NDPQgoFQ&t=17218
The "Art of War" Strategy: Is sandbagging before a World Championship match actually viable?With Gukesh having a rough stretch of games recently, it brings up a wild but fascinating tactical question. Obviously, he's likely just in a slump or hiding preparation, but let's look at this through the lens of Sun Tzu's The Art of War: "When strong, appear weak."Could purposefully underperforming and dropping rating points in the months leading up to a World Championship match be a viable psychological investment?The theory is simple: lull your opponent into a false sense of security, make them overconfident, and then unleash your true form when the absolute biggest title is on the line.On one hand, modern chess engines don't care about psychological bluffs, and losing Elo hurts your seeding and confidence. On the other hand, the mental edge in a 1-on-1 match is massive.Do you think a top-tier player could ever intentionally "play weak" as a high-stakes bluff, or is the risk of losing momentum way too high?Let's discuss.
>chatgtp samefagging now“They shoot horses don’t they?”.
>>569953097How come? Was it the smell?
>>569953764I doubt it. You can hide prep, but intentionally playing worse for months seems like a good way to actually become worse. Plus at that level everyone’s team is looking way deeper than recent results anyway. The confidence boost you’d give your opponent probably outweighs any surprise factor. Overall I’d say it’s a bad idea. But I’d like to hear what others have to say!
>>569952938I’ll never go to a chess club, I’m not some sort of faggot looking for a “community”. I’ll play OTB when the tournaments are on and that’s it
>>569954225In about 2 hours he’ll be asleep>>569955167That’s cool, just like Bobby. I doubt he spent much time at chess clubs besides the one time his mom took him
>samefag blitz
>>569955291In a couple hours we’ll be free. Take note how much the thread quality changes.
>>569954561It's mostly kids. Last time I went, I played a few rapid games. It was fun enough, but I don't like how the ratings are imbalanced and you can't review your games without writing down every move, which would be autistic in a casual setting. Like the autistic anon said, they're better for tournaments since online chess exists
>>569955472I get that, but part of the appeal for me is that it’s not online.You get random spectators, people talking shit, the occasional guy who thinks he’s a master because he watched a few videos. The actual games are only half the fun.Also, people online tend to be openly… racist. No one would ever say to my face the slurs I’ve been called online just for winning a game.
>>569955806I would call you those slurs to your face, for what it's worth
>>569957707Try it and see what happens.It didn’t turn out too good for your idol Dalton Eatherly.
>>569958237I watched some of his court proceedings. Never seen a grown man cry so much in public, not since Ivancuck anyway.
>>569954225>>569955283literally cant even r/chesspost on here anymore without schizos whining about the samefagit just aint the same man it aint the same
>>569947283No, it's definitely an intentional thing. Buddy played 98.5 accuracy against me after this too.
>>569958991>samefag complaining about samefagging while simultaneously samefaggingNice try samefagger.
>play chessHas this ever happened before to anyone else?
Will the chess world ever have someone like Daniel Naroditsky again?It’s been close to eight months since the passing of Daniel Naroditsky, and I can’t help but think about what we all lost. I’ve never seen someone so passionate and kind, while also being extremely talented, intelligent, and well-spoken. He was truly a one-of-a-kind personality, and I will forever be heartbroken by what happened to him. I keep wondering whether we will ever have another chess educator, commentator, and author as great as Danya. But I doubt it.Rest in peace, Danya.
Hey, I reached my last goal. Now I have to come up with a new one. Anyone know rouhgly what rating 99.9 is?
>>569960492*gets 100 updoots*
>>569960647Magnus unironically. 99.9 is as high as it gets because there is no 100% percentile
>>569960647Now do it OTB
>>569960874No because there are more than 1000 players in chess. If there were then youd have to be Magnus to be 99.9th percentile yeah because 99.9% of 1000 is 999 players. But imagine there are 1,000,000 players, 99.9% is 999,000 meaning we'd have a good 1000 players in that percentile.
>>569960874I did a manual binary search on chesscum and it looks like it's actually only 2100 for rapid to get 99.9. Magnus would need a few more 9s than that.>>569960907I'd like to once I hit ~2000 online. Before that it just seems like kind of a waste of time since I'd be likely to lose to something silly rather than tournament pressure/mentality. But CM seems like something I might be able to get over the next five years if I lock in and maybe get a coach.
>>569960874I was once better than 100 percent of rapid players.
>>569962350Who tf knows what litards are doing, but on com it doesn’t go higher than 99.9%. That’s Magnus’s and Hikaru’s percentile if you look it upNice rating btw, that would be at least 2100 on com. Let me know if you want any opening suggestions as you continue improoooving
>>569962745No. It says I’m better than you. I don’t need your advice. And I retired from chess after that, I was finally set free.
>>569963152I don’t understand that kind of mentality, for me chess will be a lifelong hobby. I think that comes from the anxiety of feeling like you’re “wasting your time” since you’ll never be a GM so you set yourself some arbitrary milestone to feel like you accomplished some objective, but if you just accept from the beginning that it IS a waste of time regardless of whether you’re or 2500 (2000 com) or 2000 (1000 com). All that matters is your own personal enjoyment and continuous growth, which doesn’t need to be marked by milestones or compared against anything.
>>569963484Sorry I don’t answer ChatGPT posts. Aren’t you about to fall asleep? The thread could use a break from you.
>>569963685I didn’t know chat gpt could typo Why are you here if you “retired” like some sort of bigshot world champion lmao
>>569896474>>569963849You fucked up earlier retard.
>>569963975No idea what you’re talking about, if you’re serious you should unironically seek help
>>569964197Retard.
>>569964298If you’re looking for a casual forum-post style with a few natural grammatical slips:Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
He’s up a bit later tonight, let’s be patient and hope he goes to bed soon.
new samefag tactic: talk about samefagging whenever anyone else posts
he’s getting desperate now that his chatgpt stunt has been uncovered
https://lichess.org/tBH8XAa3
https://lichess.org/O7HYIE5u
Me next
>>569968102https://lichess.org/wsnaa7at
new samefag tactic: win a game against me to discourage me from posting challenges
Try that on my rapid pussy u wont
>>569968685Don’t feel bad. I’m literally Magnus Carlsen
>>569681005Chess won't be saved until the best player in the world is a schizophrenic and/or Russian Jew again.
>>569969109Russia is putting its hopes in some genre of mystery meat slanty eye so I wouldn’t get my hopes up
>>569969109Niemann can save us. He has a Favstian vibe and Fischer-esque demeanor. If he becomes WCC then it would not only be kino but I would be proud in our American Champion.
>>569969487He has no chance and is a fat balding cheat loser, never compare him to Fischer again
>>569969781Fuck off he will surpass Fischer in every way
>>569969814Hello Hans, you’re not welcome here unfortunately. Reddit is that way
>>569969881Has is the most 4chan of players what are you talking about clown
>>569970172No unfortunately he's not smug enough for that
>>569970172There is no such thing as being “4chan” you just mean he’s your Literally Me since you’re also a fat balding incel cheat loser.He’s being feted by reddit these days
Glad the American samefagger is finally asleep. Now we can discuss important chess subjects. Is it too early for Magnus to start training his baby to play chess? What’s the recommended age to start forcing your kid to study chess?
>>569969487actually he's playing pretty boring chess, espeically with black
>>569970563What’s he playing with black?
>>569970646boring chess
>>569970646See >>569971330
>>569971330There is no such thing as boring chess, only an idiot would think that.
Yoo would have gotten so much shit for this.
>>569969781Carlsen cries cheater and .com snaps into action to protect their darling precious boy. It's sad, really.
I've stayed up pretty late tonight but its not possible for me to stay up much longer. Surely I will go to sleep soon, right? The samefaggotry can't go on forever. Plus, I have work in the morning. Therefore the thread will die between now and tomorrow morning, save for organic bumpery.Signed, PBT
>>569971627lmao
>>569925865this brain plasticity shit has got to die. anyone can become good at chess. the people who are low-rated just don't spend enough time doing tactics puzzles* and learning about strategy. there's a fucking indian with down syndrome who's like 1800 FIDE. if he can do it, then anyone ITT can.* - btw there's a right way and a wrong way to do puzzles. many people do them the wrong way. the right way is to calculate everything you possibly can BEFORE making the first move. most people will just see the first move, make it and then wing it from there. that's NOT how to do puzzles. also you have to do THOUSANDS not hundreds of puzzles over years to get the patterns seared into your brains.
>>569980765>there's a fucking indian with down syndrome who's like 1800 FIDE
Im a schizo and thats okay
>>569980765>fucking indian with down syndrome who's like 1800 FIDEAnyone who takes this story at face value is so incredibly gullible, it's either collusion or he's lying about having downs, it's fucking india come on remember the "youngest rated kid" shit a while ago?When I tried to dig into it the sources where also murky just a bunch of online articles from literally who sites all copypasted from each other
>>569984516Is it possible to redirect your schizo powers into chess skill?
>>569980765Stjepan.... you will never make it past 2000 FIDE
Does this happen to anyone else?
>>569980765maybe they can, but "just do more tactics bro" probably isn't the big brain training method you think it is. there's something about how adults approach the game that limits them, they go all in on knowledge and neglect intuition, partly because it's harder to train explicitly. the chess community in general refuses to consider anything else except "do puzzles", "analyze after game" and maybe "read book". we need more methods that explicitly train stuff like vision. there's that one adult learner that wrote "rapid chess improvement" who specifically only trained his vision with his own gimmicky training method and managed to hit 2k, so there is something to be said about training just the pure fundamentals, just seeing all the squares that a piece is attacking and other things that are considered "trivial". people that are good at chess either started early enough that they never had to explicitly work on these trivial skills or they have experience in some other activity that uses the same type of mental processes or they're intuitive enough to figure it out with enough trial-and-error.
>>56999589510,000 ChessTempo tactics puzzle will give you the same intuition as Magnus
>thread is slower but better when Americans are asleep
>>569996807but only if you jump on one foot and tap your belly at the same time, otherwise it doesn't count.
>>569925628>chess>my school's esports teamthat's it, the move from /tg/ to /vg/ is now completely justified
The only Indian is in clear last as is similar to always
Hikaru shouldn’t be considered “American” if he refuses to play in the Olympiad because 14k isn’t enough for him. You know why he doesn’t have a sense of patriotism? Because he’s a fucking chink!!!
Yamcha didn’t stand a chance
>>570004663position?
>>570000063Trvke
>>570004808It’s hard to tell from this one pic I found on /a/ maybe the full episode shows it better. I’ll see if I can find it quick.
>>570000063>>570004832being motivated only by greed sounds very american to me
>>570005447Couldn’t find it with a quick search so I gave up. I don’t remember this specific episode but I’m sure yamcha went into his classic fetal position after losing.
>>570005824that's alright
Speaking of chess in media, this trans YouTuber is doing a series on chess scenes in shows. The house episode was interesting even if she doesn’t add much new info on top of itWatching this Monk chess episode she just released https://youtu.be/VVoi5EB7VzE?si=VqfGp9uKaavYy17W
>>570006587kek
>>570006587wow, he passes quite well!
>>570006587Best joke in the Monk episode>Chess GM murders wife >detective monk tries to plant evidence in his house by breaking in at night>GM catches him, flips on lights and says “that’s an illegal move, Mr. Monk.”
https://lichess.org/cbMZIgg5
i think i just played against a fat female millionaire who tried to get me to be her chessbando trophy husband
>>570016828you played zefcat?
1. d4 is better than 1. e4 because the d4-pawn is defended, whereas the e4-pawn is undefended.
>>570020306Just don't protect your pawns
>>570020427Please, no spoilers for the upcoming Pegasus video.
>>570020895Sir, he says to overprotect everything and to never attack so you don't make mistakes
>>570021569You’re right I don’t watch his videos.I based it off the thumbnails I see and some are probably memed at this point.>dont attack>dont defend>dont breatheClassic case of a simulacrum of a simulacrum.
https://lichess.org/2k6a6y0S/whiteRate my Scotch boys
>>570022174He's basically a scammer because he pretends to be like a 2000+ player bit it's very obvious that he is like 1500 from his explanations and the fact that he hides his rating and accounts. Pretty sure he's also had multiple get banned for cheating (he was using the fake elo to trick people into watching).He also claims to have invented some terrible opening that's just like a worse Colle lol
>>570023578>he was using the fake elo to trick people into watchingIt's even worse than that he cheats during his videos that's why his explanations are so weird he's just seeing stockfish moves and trying to justify them After getting banned a bunch(even on lichess which is no small feat!) he now only plays against bots since he can't be banned for cheating against them
>>570022174 >dont have sexNow you’re ready to become a true chess player
>>570026276He gets thousands of views each video. Is his channel being fueled by haters? Or he’s really good at digital marketing stuff
>>570023363Nice one, are you still trying to play the early queen e2 lines from the video?
>>570030517No I lost every game in it
>>570031041Really?
>>570031198I just play this:1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. f3The engine doesn't like it but I think it's good to just get a game and get opponent out of theory.
>>570031443Thats interesting, was it recommended somewhere or just a rare sideline you found and decided to start playing?
>>570035667I just tried every move that doesn't lose until I found one that gave me games that I like
Opponent resigned in this position.Musta been a lisissy trying out chadcom
When I was young, I was horrible at chess.But now, after years of dedication, daily practice, and coaching, I am no longer young.
I see nemo videos like “undercover grandmaster vs chess hustler” maybe I’m just autistic but it bothers me she misrepresents her WGM title. I’m sure if she got called out she’d say oh it’s my editor I didn’t tell them to do that! But still she should be embarrassed it’s basically stolen valour. Why would any woman strive to become a GM if you can stop at WGM and pretend it’s the same and market yourself a GM to get more views.
>>570043646She’s a scammer who cheated to get her title
>>569924941NTA, but I don't think it's an IQ issue anonsama. I was 300 when I started, and all I had to do to get to 1000 was learn to stop hanging pieces to the simplest one/two move tactics. I didn't even make plans based on weaknesses when I played. I just developed my pieces, tried to make somewhat aggressive non losing moves, and waited for my opponent to blunder. This stopped working somewhere between 1000 and 1100.
My opponent resigned here even though it's even and they had like 2 or 3 moves that held, and I don't blame them.
>>570045128That's all I know how to do and I'm 1700. It hasn't stopped working. You just have to be in the right mindset for consistency.
>>570044909Makes it even worse. Other WGMs must hate her. I don’t know much about nemo besides the recent viral video with the guy overreacting. And I saw a chess scandal video briefly talk about some scummy poker event ticket thing she did, where she pretended to auction off a ticket to her chat but she had already given it to her boyfriend.
>>570045128Oh yeah I also solved thousands of tactics during this time period, which really helped with spotting tactics and hanging pieces less often.>>570045548Well said.
>>570046437My motto has always been>stop hanging pieces>start hanging yourself
>>569834472you had the advantage, you played like shit, you lost it, your opponent outplayed you and at the end you both drew. However, anally and spiritually, YOU LOST HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS NIGGA AND LAUGH!
>>570043646>>570045642>click the 3 dots next to the title >"Don't recommend this channel">problem solvedIt's pointless to waste time thinking or talking about scum like her, ignore and move on
>>570048272That’s what I’ll do, thanks. I got ragebaited so hard for a second there.
Dina agrees with a prior post I made stating Hans has to step up and replace Magnus to save chess. He’s our only hope. https://youtu.be/ZxYNA_ULpFo?si=Gn6-CZs7eepdaURo
>>570050710God she's beautiful. Her eyes are so tantalizing I'd move to Israel with her if she asked me to.
>>570051550I’d take her out for a picnic in the park with nonalcoholic wine and have her home before sunset.
They just can't help themselves can they?
>>570053429It’s fucking awful, guess who they put as number 1
>>570053593did you think i wasnt going to check or something i mean whathttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZehDZfFideA
>>570050710That comment section is so horny kek put an attractive face on anything and suddenly people start to understand
>>570054552I haven’t even watched it myself, just thought it’d be funny if Danyas final stream was on there
>>570057268Kek that would be funny though now I'm imagining it
>>570057564Glad you enjoyed my comment, it’s been a hard day for me
>>570060705I'm proud of you anonsama.
Play the Scotch
>>570070150sick necrobump >>570060705>it’s been a hard day for meimportant reminder that when you’re playing /chess/ you are never alone, there are easily 2-3 other people around.
>>570070150post a game and i will and ill send u links to scottish folksongs the songs of my people
>>570070552I'm going to Scotland in September. Where should I travel to study the Scotch under it's experts?
>>570070718whereever u go find the maclachlan clan. tell them u know me, theyll take u in for free
>>570070718with our without mommy? because there are certain towns not to bring mommy.
https://lichess.org/fsTl6mhireal nigga challenge 5+3 only join if u say the n word
https://lichess.org/oWmDydi4
when u bump the thread go check on ur game okay?
God if I had alekhines gun I’d end it all
My nigga Marmingjarof gonna win Uzbek chess
>>570082880They call me a rapist but they never refute my mating attack
>>570086090I’m an accused grapist… I beat the charges
>>570086570I ain't just a master on the board but a master on the field so you niggas best know when I say I'm a Grandmaster I ain't playing around
https://youtu.be/p25ex6icAMM?si=8iq-_DA23ecBNRXpNew Gotham Kinooooooo!
Gotham is super cool ngl remember when he tamed a rabid hans live during an interview
>>570088696Call me Hands Kneeman the limbs I be sticking up there to fish out the plug
good morning sirs
Morphy was right. Improving past 1800 dotcom (top 1%) is a meme.
>>570096021>>570099038these are fresh hot necrobumps by tall /chess/ players.
>>570099038Why do you know Morphy and value his opinion?Could it be because of how well he played chess?No way!
>>570044909she also said she doesn't even like chess. it's just a way for her to make easy money instead of getting a real job. unfortunately, she has some real whale simp supporters who basically prop up her lifestyle. fuck, i hate simps so much.
>>570099681I heard she smells like a fish market in person
I want you to imagine for just a moment if you would… imagine willingly watching this stream here: I’m forced to watch chesscom India
>>570043646Even worse: she completely manufactured her last viral video. Her editor paid that guy to completely lose his shit on her so they could falsify a viral moment and all the normies lapped it up like the cattle that they are. Of course she can be like, “nuh uhhh, this is totally real…” but she knows that her small media team totally created this bullshit. She’s a complete scammer. From her title to all the other shady stuff she does. She absolutely deserves to be banished from the chess community.
>>570109539meds now
>>570112774sick necrobump right here.
everyone bemoans the fact that wgms (and other lower w* titles) get more attention than actual female grandmasters, but on a whole they're way, way hotter. like insanely so. I really can't blame normies.
>>570115160>board game general>coom postingHow do we solve this problem?
>>570115160And divya doesn't count because they just gave her a grandmaster title for being a babe
>>570112891It's so hilarious how he always seethes withing minutes of a necrobump especially since he's phone postingPicture this faggot actively checking the thread every few minutes all day on his phone so he can cry whenever a necrobump happens
>world champion at a game that's all about memorization>his name is cramnikThe writers are lazy bums.
>>570116589What the actual fuck. Hopefully he kills himself, sounds like someone who would
I like the Lichess daily puzzle for today. It's not hard, but it's nice
>>570115160>everyone bemoans the fact that wgms (and other lower w* titles) get more attention than actual female grandmastersactual female grandmasters get infinitely more attention and money than men of the same rating
>>570117505more like someone who shouldalso I was about to post a nice little swindle where I thought I weaved a mating net with 2 knights and a rook for an unstoppable mate while allowing a promotion but I missed #1 in the process and he had a perpetual against my "unstoppable" mate so yeah I'm not posting that
>>570119552Brvtal.Knight and rook mate combos are the best too
>>570119740yes, he definitely should have prevented it and he easily could've but he was too focused on his passed pawnjust to add to that during the game I thought we played a good fighting game but it turns out two 2200s played like 800s and we were hanging shit all over the place
>>570120387ACK
https://youtu.be/q4YdFqFJxyUAnyone ever watch this chud? He says to prepare openings for tournaments at a 2100 level that you have to memorize a dozen games and even more opening lines. Hours and hours of memorization just to get your foot in the door ..
hacksime got raped wow
Good morning frens
>>570116589>>570117505he probably uses the thread watcher. but sure perhaps its funnier to imagine whatever you want
>>570131092Good morning fren
EZ hans .5
>>570132914Knowing that exists is just as bad
>>570134324why? never tinkered around with the settings before out of curiosity? there's also a setting that auto maximizes images on hover which is actually quite useful sometimes. only problem is i dont go through the effort to reimport my settings every time
>>570132914I've been using this site for 15 years and never knew this was a thing lol, seems handy
I've played zefcat
>>570138181Me too actually
>>570140643Did you win?
>>570140769No, I could probably find the game. I started to realize who it was and got nervous. You?
>>570141614Yeah I won a blitz game in the pool. But I also played a casual game against her in a themed tournament and lost.
>>570141965Pretty cool
Memeteam beat Ben on stream
someone best bump quick we're page 10 with only 4 threads below
>>570155352All good we chillin
>>570159349nice necrobump millennial
>>570155352I like page ten it’s comfy herelet it beIt’s what HE would have wanted for us
>>570160000i'm sad that he's gone bcuz we'll never resolve the mystery of whether he cheated or not.
>>570160196Holy shit did you see that repetition? Danya has spoken to us from the grave
Im 1800 chess.com bullet which means im 1800 FIDE classical
>>570160000He used to glow with joy. Like a heavenly aura.
>>570160000Lol I just came across this thread where 2k redditors witchhunt some guy who used to post about GMs (including Danya) getting adopted on r/chess who Danya wrote an essay response to.https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1od0ql8/comment/nkrh7xv/
>>570160000Will there be a documentary about this? Even my dad heard about his death from Fox News when it happened
>>570162686Even if there was, it would just ignore the fact that he was spiraling into meth addiction to play chess 12 hours a day and blame Kramnik instead
>>570164878Do you think online trolls exacerbated danyas mental condition and may have pushed him over the edge? My perspective is he already needed help before the Kramnik drama started, and ultimately it was up to his friends to recognize his poor mental health condition, and force him to “log off” for a good week. >how you gonna get cyber bullied?? Just turn off the screen nigga!
Why is she like this? Also the Kazakhstan Chess Federation is funded by a billionaire and they’ve stated they pay a stipend and Bibisara gets the most, by far. Makes me feel bad for Sindarov I know his skinny ass is henpecked like a mfer.
>>570172863Me me me me me.
I’m still hoping Hans branches out into a line of sex toys
>>570175036"the prostate orgasm speaks for itself"
>>570160000I love Danya so much it’s unreal
>>570160000God I love deadya so much it’s unreal
>>570175135I played a guy who tried to sell me on the idea of an electric blanket that jerks you off, maybe it was Hans
https://lichess.org/gg5l4Cds
Idk who is who anymore but BRICKxBRICK not that good. Fairly beatable, I would say. Only guy I played where I didn’t feel like I had a chance was Chest way back in the day.
>>570176961wow which og player are you if u dont mind sharing
https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1vWw9nW
>>570173081Kazakhstan is a muslim country she should be grateful she’s allowed to talk
Are yall still kissing in there? If we got 4 the time is ripe for an informal tournament
>>570182573the ritualpost returnsja! ja!
https://lichess.org/tournament/8j91m0yW5+3 tournament starts in 10 minutes
>>570183638Oh shit I made it rated on accident
I'm a Young Capablanca
Ok I made a new one. Casual, not rated. No beserks or craAazy streaks! 3+2, if we get 2 people who are not me to join I consider it a success. Starts in 28 minutes
>>570184528https://lichess.org/tournament/TEl0owkYJoin now it starts in 25 minutes now holy shit hurry up before it's too late
>>570184659you're 1300
>>570185261itS ACTUALLY BEARY
>>570184659retard u need to let people know of this stuff ahead of time 25 minutes is not enoughset one up for like sunday or saturday or friday or somehting so some people canbecome aware and join
>>570185442Sorry I just detected that multiple people were in and decided to send it. If it goes well it can be a stepping stone to a weekend tourney, which could even have six (6!) people maybe possibly. Probably not but perhaps,
!!! ATTENTION ALL REAL NIGGAS OF /VG/CHESS !!!THERE WILL BE A TOURNAMENT IN <10 MINUTESJOIN JOIN JOIN !!!!
>>570186256for the link see>>570184659
>>570186256did the team leader approve of this? i dont want to go against him
>>570186256oh boy, can't wait to play against stockfish in 10 minutes!!
