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Previous: >>569694960

>Global Game News
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Link your account to Cygames iD
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire Vega
Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/Firm
Current Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg
06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)
06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event
06/07 - New Legend Races
06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)
06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event
06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)
06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/2200
06/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)
Starting guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Race Analysis Tool & CM Data
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs
Race Simulator
https://umalator.app
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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>>569710671
HIIII NOTHING WRONG HERE NOPE!!!
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>>569710671
Both of them help by holding Rice's legs open for me.
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ongoing
https://jiggie.fun/umajig6062026
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ryan LOVE
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Ohnonononono
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"I don't like that this dubbing project exists in the first place but also I'm offended that you picked the wrong type of person to voice the thing I wasn't gonna watch anyway"
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>gay erp
>polposting
Yup I'm not going to backread. If I need anything I'm just going to search archives
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>>569710787
Total Tachyon domination
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650 stam 550 guts.. is my bourbon dead? Only recovery I can take is Moxie...
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>>569710948
>three ends
>lose
kwab
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these gals and 2 other umamusume just beat 100 other people in tug of war..
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>>569711112
many such cases
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>>569710787
Tachyon LOVE
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>>569711112
Who wouldn't be offended if a freak decided to publicly murder your uma oshi?
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>>569711112
Do what you want, I don't care
Just don't barge into my house and shit on my food, or I'm shoving an entire cucumber up your ass
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>>569711138
She has a white recovery from her unique she'll be fine
>>569711161
succubus
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>>569711157
CORRECTION they moved trucks I'm skimming
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>>569711112
that's correct
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orenji
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>>569709316
yep, I'm going back to shitter hours
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>>569711138
Dead
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>>569711157
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>>569711281
It's not your house and its not your food analogy, fatty
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>>569710671
I WANT TO SPOIL AND PAMPER VIVLOS
I WANT TO HEADPAT AND HUG RICE SHOWER
I WANT TO BE TEASED AND SEDUCED BY CURREN CHAN
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>>569710741
....
...
..
.
...
Where is it........................
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>>569711368
human men FEAR umas
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>>569711215
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DO NOT QUEUE
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>>569711406
where is what
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>>569711375
It wasn't an analogy, I meant it in a literal sense
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>>569711157
mares can be terrifying
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>>569710671
>manic pixie dream slut
>good one
>slut whore public onahole town bicycle blueball tease
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>>569711469
Cock
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>>569711215
Tachyon LUST
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>>569711430
>>569711368
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uma butts
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>>569711567
*Plaps*
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>>569711469
IT....
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I love when all my umas win in a 5/5
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>>569711368
Nishino would NOT say this
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Cafe's grandkid won its debut today and Tachyon's grandkid got 6th in a different one, just saying
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>>569710149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKkqGpvCNGs&t=56s
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>>569711287
why are they mating in the middle of the race?
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>>569711653
NANKAI DATTE NANDO DATTE
IMA TE GA TODOKISOU DE
NA NANKAI DATTE
NANDO DATTE AKIRAME KAKETA
NANANAMIDA NANAMIDA NANAMIDA MINAI MINAI KEDO AFURETERU
NA NANKAI DATTE NANDO DATTE
KIMI NI WA MAKENAI
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>>569711453
I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
>>569711573
Both in equal measure, affection driving one’s body
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>>569711787
I feel offended
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>>569711587
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>>569711813
when you gotta go, you gotta go
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>>569711701
are you sure
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>>569711652
that's me...........
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>>569711987
no its me, faggot
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>>569711894
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>>569711592
thoughts on Turbo butt?
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>>569711112
You got it.
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great now they're competing to see who is the most faggot
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>>569711894
Rice is strong...
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>>569711815
>KIMI NI WA MAKENAI
I don't think so
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FEED and LOVE Daiwa Scarlet ! !
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>>569712091
It's turbo, but...
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>>569712180
GAHGAHAJHGAHFAW FYUACJACAJJCWAI DSYRANEBTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DURAMENTEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIGNE IGNE EEEEEE
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>won the 1st and 3rd legs of the triple crown
>end closer
>"Gold" in name
wait a fucking second
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I could probably beat up haru urara in a fight. Genetics be damned its not like she actually trains
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>>569712129
Yeah instead of that they should post podiums
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>>569712343
I have no podiums of round 2, let alone 5 total wins. be considerate
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>stream is being shit again
I mean these early races don't matter that much, but still
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Heard you were training a Front Runner
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>>569712281
in what chapter and manga did this happen
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realistically in what activity could you beat an uma
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https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/30297
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>>569711461
It happened.
The most honest race I've ever seen.
https://litter.catbox.moe/xiktzd.mp4
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=fTKvFsnfsicSm8-AZFVoKLHF
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>>569711287
>cuckshit
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>>569710883
nobody says this
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>>569712536
Male masturbation
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>>569712668
>sees slightly darker skin
>thinks it's cuckshit
Personal experience?
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>>569712567
Traced
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>>569712567
Does she have a beauty mark there?
Im gonna need proof.
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Yasuda Kinen in 2 hours
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>>569712536
video games
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>>569712536
loving my wife
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>>569712762
your point?
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>>569712453
Why not? Didn't you have like two weeks to prepare?
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>>569711287
qt
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>>569712563
God doesn't exist: the race
Btw, how can you mod VBourbon's ult animation? Hachimi?
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>>569712815
CAM ON LEBENSSTIL
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>>569712536
many things
>umapyoi
>WoW dungeon raids
>golf
>darts
>archery
>fanfic writing
>quiz bees
>spelling bees
>accounting
>songwriting
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>>569712670
I say this
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>>569712837
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9794484
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>>569711787
idc if he's a tranny, at least put some effort to sound like the actual VA
same with Bakushin wtf was that
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>>569712160
she raped him after that
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>>569712475
>20 energy left
>race
>chose the bottom option and saved 10 energy
>that event happens
Every time
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>>569712815
water lich will finally bring a mile win to the bakushin bloodline. trust.
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>>569711787
Kill trannies
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>>569710671
I HATE RICE SHOWER
I HATE EVIL WOMAN
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>>569712908
>fanfic writing
digitan and dober are beating the shit out of you here
>golf
isn't that palmer's specialty? i guess i don't know if she's any good at it
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Holy SOVL.
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>>569712920
why is her casual outfit so fucking ass
just change it to whatever and it's already way better
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>>569712536
I could defeat my Trainee at this game
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>>569712815
>Gaia Force
WarGreymon chads rise up!
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>>569713085
>i guess i don't know if she's any good at it
she's good, can confirm. even beat bobo's stupid clanker calculating ass
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>>569713085
only digitan and dober
palmer, i can gamble on her using too much strength that she ends up overshooting every time
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>>569713161
Falco wouldn't say that
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>>569713161
very cool falco thank you
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>>569713082
Don't say that... She's not evil...
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>>569711787
Having troons voice umas with masculine names is funny. They should make Mr. CB a troon next
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>>569712091
cutest retard
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Rice Shower is a hero...
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umas don't rape
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>>569712563
>he seriously modded the unique animation because he was that mad at "muh censorship"
...
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>>569713380
that means you aren't teasing them enough
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my trainee raped me...
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>>569713303
Post more umASS
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>>569713085
John Daly would booty blast Palmer in golf
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>>569712815
why do Gaia's inherits have Akikawa twice? did science went too far?
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Raisu is Anti-Hero
Therefore, she's a Villain
The most evil and despicable uma in the series *spits*
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>>569713380
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>>569713424
triple front runners are mentally raped
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>>569713306
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just realized i moved threads too fast and missed a (You) mb.
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>>569713465
that means you were teasing her enough
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>>569713380
Last I checked, in Japan, wom*n can't technically rape. The most they can do, according to their law, is "abusing" which is a nothingburger.
With this information, we can safely say that umas as a matter of fact can't rape their trainers
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A new club during MANT?
Yes that's right, ExcelUma (7/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.
>relaxed time during MANT
>interested in competing for CM
>no need to grind fans with no quota
>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs
>into spreadsheet autism

there will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.
Club ID
588536995
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>>569713380
t. uma
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>>569713380
true
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my wife btw
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>>569712815
all in on the spechud clan
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>>569713424
succubus
>>569712895
https://ayakamods.com/games/umamusume-pretty-derby.194/
If you don't want to make yet another account for that site, https://litter.catbox.moe/uvw199.7z
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>>569713380
Explain why I am trapped in my trainee basement right NOW?!
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>>569712032
i’ll fuck you in the ass
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I looked into your future, Torena-san. At least 200 kids with Matikanefukukitaru. Starting now.
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my thread crush just fell asleep in our voice call waiting for the yasuda kinen...she's so cute bros...
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How do I tell my childhood friend that I'm not interested in her?...
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>>569713745
sex
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>>569713745
Too cute and beautiful to be Kitasan Black
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>>569713748
by fucking her mom or sister
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>>569713491
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001307900/pedigree/
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>>569713748
Take out your dick and put it over her face while she's sleeping.
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>>569713745
sex
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>>569713748
You just accept your future with your childhood friendwife
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>>569713743
>she
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i FUCKING hate when grind runs turn into the best fucking high rolls ever
fuck you mean i got S turf S distance and S style
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https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2024100647/
/ourguy/, please look forward to his debut
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>>569711787
These are fine. The King Halo one fits especially well. I think anyone who has a problem with it, well, their problem isn't legitimate
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>>569713951
hi
can you smile for me please
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>>569713748
You WILL love her
You WILL become her boyfriend
You WILL become her husband
You WILL impregnate your childhood friend and give her 10 children at the bare minimum
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>>569713972
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>>569713748
We are coming to kill you before your CF does.
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it's so over
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>>569713491
northern taste started stud in 1975, it's not really surprising for a modern horse to be inbred to him at this point
looking at the pedigree he's 3x4 inbred to sunday silence too, i guess the chart just skipped that due to lack of room
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>>569713715
>fuku secretly being one of the most for you 1-stars, second only to neicha
>only 1 alt so far
>not even tied to an event
fukubwos.... shiraoki better give us an ultrasexo 3rd alt in the next 5 years
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explain this in uma terms
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>>569707091
>>569690960
>>569691676
was bored so i did this. there were other deleted too but not the same timestamp
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A daily reminder that only 1% of people who married their childhood friend
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FRAUDku is not getting another alt buddy, but we know who else is
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>>569714191
I cant believe bue is part of the 1%...
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>>569713972
>Godolphin horse
FUARK
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>>569714120
I'm a fuku oshi and I think the romantic stuff is really forced and weighs down her story. Thankfully the VA performance elevates it significantly and Fuku is one of the only launch characters to have a good and faithful characterization
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>>569714215
don't shay that....
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>>569714256
me to my bf
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>just watched my 700 stam front pasa get rushed, proc A&S + plancha, then finish last by 6 lengths
huh? i thought this was a mile race?
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>>569714020
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>>569714172
I don't know why his danchou doesn't kick this retard.
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>>569714260
I'll never forgive them for fucking over Titleholder
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>>569713476
just for you anon
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Why is she made of sex?
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>>569714346
you got quintuple debuffed bwo
or ur trainee lacked the guts to sustain
her final spurt
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>>569713663
Thanks bwo
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>>569714346
red light/green light will kill your front no matter how much stam and guts you invest
it's a 5.5x stam drain multiplier when rushed and spot struggle are active at the same time
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>>569714358
wrong one
never mind then...
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>>569714363
Simple, they are discord first, /uma/ second.
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>>569714346
Rushed during spot struggle can easily kill like 300 stam+ worth of HP, on one of my races where that happened hakuraku said I was 259 HP short to full spurt despite usually being up hundreds
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>>569714442
she isn't. She's made of retard, this 7 proves it
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>>569713097
Triple power brainlet bourbon!?
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>>569714442
is the sex in the room with us right now?
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>>569714346
>he got hit with rushed + spot struggle
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>>569713476
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>>569714587
>>569714607
Damn 2 7's
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>>569714587
kek
shiraoki's strongest retard
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7
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>>569714587
>>569714607
Retarded sex is fine with me.
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>>569714635
2nd best ass in the golden generation
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>>569714782
kwab
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>>569714172
>multiple personalities depending on how he can defend himself or make it about him
Jesus Christ
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>>569713476
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>>569714442
Fuku is totally sex
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>>569714847
there's #1
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7s are sacred
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>>569713476
Might as well since we already got some Golden Gen ass posted.
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>>569714172
kek the guys spamming numbers and rabis to kill his shitty thread made him really angry
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>>569714512
>>569714567
naruhodo, that's insane
hoping i'm never cursed with this rushed + spot struggle combo again
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>>569713085
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>>569715112
Cute Journey
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>>569713715
she really wants to be a mother huh
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>>569715137
Sweepys new skill Restraint is both a green that activates groundwork and cuts rushed chances by -30% (multiplicative). It's very good
1240 wit is a 7% chance to get rushed, cut to 5% with Restraint
itll help avoid this situation a lot
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>>569714847
ass wonder
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>>569715312
fukus matikanes aren't that big
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Remove Uma&Co from rentry and then blacklist all Uma&Co members from joining any /uma/ clubs in the future if they don't leave next month.
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>>569711320
this already happened once today, and thrice if you count a comment I made in a twitch chat that was a duplicate of one sent a second earlier. I'm becoming a robot
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Podium
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>>569715405
To Torena's children, yes.
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Sorry, /Uma/... I'm too weak
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>>569715564
buhi...
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Hey is wedding mayano viable for CM15?
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>>569715409
>rushed chance decreased by 2%
awesome...
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>>569715537
Milf umas are really hot
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>>569715713
Wedding Mayano's eggs are completely viable and fertile. She is ready for impregnation by me.
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>>569715748
Imagine creating the MILF Uma. Think of it like a passion project.
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>>569715739
1 in 50 times, it works every time
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>>569712935
okay? cool
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>Wake up
>Both of my predictions (>>569657163 >>569657378) on who is going to win came true
feels good
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>>569715739
in an 80 race CM, it lowers the average race amount where you get rushed from 7 races to 4
so its alright
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>>569715839
its like building a house, maybe we could call it...
Architecture?
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>>569715049
is that sloppa based on sincos model?
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>>569714172
incredible really wonder how many real anons have actually fell for it
btw while you are compiling there was another time this happened
it was about 1 or 2 months ago, dont remember exactly when but janny deleted over 50 posts or so and he was doing this same exact multi schizo samefagging style
i assume no one said anything because there was no certain proof that time
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>>569714172
See why we need poster IDs?
Actually, if he gets rangebanned we wouldn't need them anymore.
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>>569716029
Then would that make Torena the... Architect?
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Espoir City VA btw
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statistically at least one of you will job to a random S+ late surger in finals
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really orange hours
>>569715498
lmao
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How many more races before the Kinen?
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>>569716181
6
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>>569715564
>all three have UGs
and you say there's no matchmaking elo in this game
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What I like about Fuji mode is that all the mob umas are happy all the time!
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>>569716116
ok my assistant, make sure you capture a photo of me while i tilt my head backwards for the otakus
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>>569716173
I hope my S+ late surger somehow wins me the finals over my SS fronts
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>>569716173
that surger? my wodka
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>>569716384
Shooting my Beam of Love into Beam of Love
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>>569716461
>my assistant
Husband*
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We don't have anyone who got relegated to B finals here, right?
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>>569716461
kek
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>>569716116
i wonder how important having keiba knowledge is to being an Uma VA
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>>569716617
not at all but she is very much a keiba fan
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>>569716574
i still have one more day... it's not over...
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NIGERO!
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>>569715431
yes they are
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>>569715564
>lost to a sloptuber
/uma/bros....
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>>569716574
Chiyoposter wouldn't say this he'd be saying something gay. Chiyono would be asking me how long until she can run in a real race.
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>>569716173
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>>569716829
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LMAOOOOOOOO
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>>569716929
who
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>>569715437
If I were in there I would be done with my danchou for not doing anything. Wouldnt even wait to next month would just leave right away just to avoid being associated with any of that. Which makes me wonder what everyone else there is doing.
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>>569715564
Nuke everyone in this lobby
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>>569714172
What I don't get is what's his endgame? All of this just to seek attention and recognition from the threads?
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>>569716918
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>>569716173
i am the random s+ late surger
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GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
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>>569715564
>xoguri
What are you doing
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>>569717043
>>569716918
Thats my human right as her trainer
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>>569716574
i only won one race during round one but i got a whole three wins today so i get to enter finals!
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>>569716929
are you bored bwo
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>>569717204
I've been bored since 2017
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That's a nice lead you got there Falco HOWEVER
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>>569717175
colour blind bwo...
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>>569716929
Just like me fr
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>>569717074
does anyone have the rice version of this mirror meme?
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>>569717175
that's og oguri model i'm pretty sure
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Consider the following:
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>They think the scat/anti-jp/anti-stego/anti-JP schizo left and that he isn't just falseflagging as the topro fag
Do you guys honestly think the schizo is that fucking retarded and that he was going to keep scatposting with filtered/banned MD5s or that he would keep telling the stego poster that he doesn't play the game (when he does) so that he gets blown the fuck out?
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>>569717260
what happend in 2017
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>>569716929
How lmao
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[-]
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>>569717375
I got dumped, failed to be a normie and failed to be a chud
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>>569717370
PREGNANT MIRAKO!
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>>569717340
Consider THIS
https://files.catbox.moe/pw1p8h.jpg
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>>569717463
Insane they kept these
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>mirakoposter randomly talks about schizos out of nowhere to stir drama because they're bored
Ignore all mirakoposters
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>>569717375
Donald Trump got inaugurated. MAGA
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>>569717484
I'm considering it. Do you have any more evidence for your argument?
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any uma for me
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>>569717370
Why are you bring this up Mirakonigger?
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>>569717370
mirako carrying our baby
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umagnant
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Sonic Line wins on his 14th attempt in a 1-win class race
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>>569717632
No she is just getting fat
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>>569717571
Not of Fuku, no
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>>569713646
???
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Some anons said the Mirakofag is also V and honestly I can see it now after that compilation
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>>569717725
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I was promised sweepypocalypse
Where is it
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>>569717887
the spell didn't work she's gonna try again tomorrow
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>>569717587
No. Only ningen for you loser lmao
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>>569717887
IN HELL
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>chiyotranny
[-]
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>umas are for ningen men
>ningen women are for ningen men
We just keep winning
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>>569714172
He's many things and creating narratives about himself, but these parts are probably what stood out the most. He even tried to impersonate a janny just to force a troll bake. He even claimed to be a "club member" to force another narrative about himself.
Actual tiresome to share a thread with this guy.
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need giantess uma
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>filter/hide tranny
[-]
>>569718043
based
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I still cant keep up with these thread personalities

V is the guy who likes NTR?
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and to finish off the day one more BIG win
i hope everyone is having a wonderful CM and gets at least one win!
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Nishino sex enjoyer
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>>569718092
absolutely buono
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>>569717820
nyo please... i don't want her image to be tainted as well
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>>569717026
what's the goal of literally ANY schizo/troll? get attention, simple as. the whole "schizo" thing naturally lost all its meaning, just like any word being used here, but the point stands.
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>>569718045
He even declared war on umadash, lmao
Can't imagine why anyone would still want this parasite on their club.
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Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND
>V
>Umama
>Allen
>a
>ryanxwobin
>Neth
>ILoveMeiya
>Chiyonigger
>Finefag
>Mirakofag
>Anti-JP nigger
>Yurifaggot
>Mayaschizo
>Ryanfag
>Stegotranny
>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri
>frontniggers (as a whole)
>filterfags
>DNI list owner
>poalfaggots
>Club drama posters (as a whole)
>Teiobros (as a whole)
>Dotoposters (as a whole)
>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)
If you see something, hide and report.
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>i didn't make the list
I won!
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>>569717370
That excuse doesn't work anymore as he, assuming you're not defending yourself in 3rd person for the umpteenth time, got nuked by the janny WHILE he was hosting rooms. That's an even concrete proof.
I can include the deleted timestamp if you want.
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>find decent grandparent
>look at races
>oka sho -> derby -> FUCKING Tenno sho (AUTUMN)
I AM BEGGING YOU
PLEASE
PICK LESS SCHIZOPHRENIC RACE SCHEDULES
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Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DI (do interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. RESPOND
>V
>Umama
>Allen
>a
>ryanxwobin
>Neth
>ILoveMeiya
>Chiyonigger
>Finefag
>Mirakofag
>Anti-JP nigger
>Yurifaggot
>Mayaschizo
>Ryanfag
>Stegotranny
>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri
>frontniggers (as a whole)
>filterfags
>DNI list owner
>poalfaggots
>Club drama posters (as a whole)
>Teiobros (as a whole)
>Dotoposters (as a whole)
>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)
If you see something, don't hide and don't report.
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>>569718319
can you give an example of a poster I should engage with and reply to?
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the thread drama is cool and all, but does anyone know where I can watch the races today?
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>>569718319
doto narita ikuno
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I made acqua pazzo tonight because Bouno mentions it in Kawakami's career. It has potential; the sauce really needs some kind of thickener. It'd compliment the fish better that way. I'd make it again for sure.
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Umas for this feel?
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>>569718554
i fucking hate picking out fish bones
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>>569718520
The usual kick
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>>569718520
as always, https://kick.com/b01doghos
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>>569717887
funny to think that what killed eden wasn't cygames notice, but the internal drama and getting exposed on youtube, twitter, and on uma.moe.
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>>569718192
OI! No running around the pool!
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>>569718615
Just eat them like a man.
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>>569717725
it's her guts training
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>>569718592
Meisho Doto
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>>569718554
was the fish bone-in? assuming it was cooked in the sauce anyway idk the dish
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>>569718635
Cute Meno
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>>569718554
I fucking hate fish
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>>569718621
thanks, never watched an actual race live before
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i want both of these gremlins slobbering on my cock followed by shinko sitting on my face and biko riding me
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>>569717725
That's just sweat.
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>>569711112
Anus Fujin
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>>569718592
Doto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g_zQbBXeP4
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>>569718592
天晴!
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Resuscitation wins Sumoto Tokubetsu
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>>569718474
>hornyposters
>endCHADS
>oshiGODS
>brat posting
>keiba posts
>windy ritual poster
>CM posters (except frontniggers)
>rooms (except the ones hosted by the DNI people)
>rabi posters
Feel free to add more.
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the only personality i see is big tits
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>>569714172
what makes someone so enamoured with a basic blonde bitch? pic unrelated
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>>569718790
Uhhh, one is a child?
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make love to your trainee
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>>569718845
>endCHADS
bu-bu-based
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>>569718771
you should go back and watch the tokyo derby from a week back or so, it was great. JRA has it on youtube
probably more fun live though
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>>569712815
Rudolf's bloodline still lives!
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buebuebuebuebuebue
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>>569718805
looks hard as fuck
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>>569718845
If Golshi came to my apartment dressed like this, I wouldn't be able to control myself.
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>>569717295
Dozo
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>>569718554
You made this? BASED
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i think shichi is a blueball teasing whore
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>>569718790
Now THATS an idea
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>>569718917
Gold City only likes guys stronger than her...
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>>569718790
she's gonna bite it
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>>569719035
>blueball teasing whore
no that's shichi's trainer
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>>569719009
same. I'd throw her off the balcony so fast
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>>569718771
the live ones are way better than the ones posted on JRA channel because there they will feed you the ones narrated in english which the comentator sounds dead af (there are the og jap ones, but you have to search then inside the channel)
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My boy just wants to run...
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>>569718805
It's like he couldn't even tell Meto was on his back until he turned his head
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forever my kingu
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>>569718319
>frontniggers (as a whole)
gay
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>>569719194
sex ship
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>>569719095
that's why she spends months training (You) to build more muscle
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Gonna smooch any cuties who couldn't hack it into A finals
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>>569718687 >>569718615
All the recipes say to poach the fish so i got cuts that had the bones out already. I'm a city slicker so I've never caught my own fish to use in my recipes. I'm sure there's satisfaction in catching/prepping/cooking your own protein but I can't be bothered to do all that.
>>569719021
Thanks. Bless anime for referencing all these random recipes for me to try.
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>>569717271
>radiant star
That Falco toreina was a dum dum.
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>>569719021
cringe actually why'd he put tamaki in the game
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>>569712563
>the one that hits dd + wit is in 8th
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>>569716929
people listen to sloptubers for some reason
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>>569719450
I listen to vtubers and they all dropped uma :(
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>>569719336
>so i got cuts that had the bones out already
i don't actually cook fish ever but any time i'm working with meat in liquid it comes out way, way better if i include the bones. better texture, better flavor. try it next time if you're feeling it (and want to deal with fish bones, they are kind of a nuisance)
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>>569719350
People are bad at picking skills, some people still buy productive plan even though it whiffs 50% of the time.
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>>569719437
>Hits everything but groundwork
>Loses
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>>569719590
What's your winrate? How are your umas?
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why is this particular rice an asshole
a villain even
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>>569719450
your fault, bwo
not vslut ever sticks with one game,
the same way they do with their men
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>>569719698
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>>569719590
Suzucute...
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>I listen to vtubers
embarrassing
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She's SO fucking flat, holy shit, that's awesome

Holy FUCK that one is so big she could titfuck your ARM, forget your dick



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