Previous: >>569694960>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>569710671HIIII NOTHING WRONG HERE NOPE!!!
>>569710671Both of them help by holding Rice's legs open for me.
ongoinghttps://jiggie.fun/umajig6062026
ryan LOVE
Ohnonononono
"I don't like that this dubbing project exists in the first place but also I'm offended that you picked the wrong type of person to voice the thing I wasn't gonna watch anyway"
>gay erp>polpostingYup I'm not going to backread. If I need anything I'm just going to search archives
>>569710787Total Tachyon domination
650 stam 550 guts.. is my bourbon dead? Only recovery I can take is Moxie...
>>569710948>three ends>losekwab
these gals and 2 other umamusume just beat 100 other people in tug of war..
>>569711112many such cases
>>569710787Tachyon LOVE
>>569711112Who wouldn't be offended if a freak decided to publicly murder your uma oshi?
>>569711112Do what you want, I don't careJust don't barge into my house and shit on my food, or I'm shoving an entire cucumber up your ass
>>569711138She has a white recovery from her unique she'll be fine>>569711161succubus
>>569711157CORRECTION they moved trucks I'm skimming
>>569711112that's correct
orenji
>>569709316yep, I'm going back to shitter hours
>>569711138Dead
>>569711157
>>569711281It's not your house and its not your food analogy, fatty
>>569710671I WANT TO SPOIL AND PAMPER VIVLOSI WANT TO HEADPAT AND HUG RICE SHOWERI WANT TO BE TEASED AND SEDUCED BY CURREN CHAN
>>569710741.............Where is it........................
>>569711368human men FEAR umas
>>569711215
DO NOT QUEUE
>>569711406where is what
>>569711375It wasn't an analogy, I meant it in a literal sense
>>569711157mares can be terrifying
>>569710671>manic pixie dream slut>good one>slut whore public onahole town bicycle blueball tease
>>569711469Cock
>>569711215Tachyon LUST
>>569711430>>569711368
uma butts
>>569711567*Plaps*
>>569711469IT....
I love when all my umas win in a 5/5
>>569711368Nishino would NOT say this
Cafe's grandkid won its debut today and Tachyon's grandkid got 6th in a different one, just saying
>>569710149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKkqGpvCNGs&t=56s
>>569711287why are they mating in the middle of the race?
>>569711653NANKAI DATTE NANDO DATTEIMA TE GA TODOKISOU DENA NANKAI DATTENANDO DATTE AKIRAME KAKETANANANAMIDA NANAMIDA NANAMIDA MINAI MINAI KEDO AFURETERUNA NANKAI DATTE NANDO DATTEKIMI NI WA MAKENAI
>>569711453I love my beautiful wife Tachyon>>569711573Both in equal measure, affection driving one’s body
>>569711787I feel offended
>>569711587
>>569711813when you gotta go, you gotta go
>>569711701are you sure
>>569711652that's me...........
>>569711987no its me, faggot
>>569711894
>>569711592thoughts on Turbo butt?
>>569711112You got it.
great now they're competing to see who is the most faggot
>>569711894Rice is strong...
>>569711815>KIMI NI WA MAKENAII don't think so
FEED and LOVE Daiwa Scarlet ! !
>>569712091It's turbo, but...
>>569712180GAHGAHAJHGAHFAW FYUACJACAJJCWAI DSYRANEBTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DURAMENTEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIGNE IGNE EEEEEE
>won the 1st and 3rd legs of the triple crown>end closer>"Gold" in namewait a fucking second
I could probably beat up haru urara in a fight. Genetics be damned its not like she actually trains
>>569712129Yeah instead of that they should post podiums
>>569712343I have no podiums of round 2, let alone 5 total wins. be considerate
>stream is being shit againI mean these early races don't matter that much, but still
Heard you were training a Front Runner
>>569712281in what chapter and manga did this happen
realistically in what activity could you beat an uma
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/30297
>>569711461It happened.The most honest race I've ever seen.https://litter.catbox.moe/xiktzd.mp4https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=fTKvFsnfsicSm8-AZFVoKLHF
>>569711287>cuckshit
>>569710883nobody says this
>>569712536Male masturbation
>>569712668>sees slightly darker skin>thinks it's cuckshitPersonal experience?
>>569712567Traced
>>569712567Does she have a beauty mark there?Im gonna need proof.
Yasuda Kinen in 2 hours
>>569712536video games
>>569712536loving my wife
>>569712762your point?
>>569712453Why not? Didn't you have like two weeks to prepare?
>>569711287qt
>>569712563God doesn't exist: the raceBtw, how can you mod VBourbon's ult animation? Hachimi?
>>569712815CAM ON LEBENSSTIL
>>569712536many things>umapyoi>WoW dungeon raids>golf>darts>archery>fanfic writing >quiz bees>spelling bees>accounting>songwriting
>>569712670I say this
>>569712837https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9794484
>>569711787idc if he's a tranny, at least put some effort to sound like the actual VAsame with Bakushin wtf was that
>>569712160she raped him after that
>>569712475>20 energy left>race>chose the bottom option and saved 10 energy>that event happensEvery time
>>569712815water lich will finally bring a mile win to the bakushin bloodline. trust.
>>569711787Kill trannies
>>569710671I HATE RICE SHOWERI HATE EVIL WOMAN
>>569712908>fanfic writingdigitan and dober are beating the shit out of you here>golfisn't that palmer's specialty? i guess i don't know if she's any good at it
Holy SOVL.
>>569712920why is her casual outfit so fucking assjust change it to whatever and it's already way better
>>569712536I could defeat my Trainee at this game
>>569712815>Gaia ForceWarGreymon chads rise up!
>>569713085>i guess i don't know if she's any good at itshe's good, can confirm. even beat bobo's stupid clanker calculating ass
>>569713085only digitan and doberpalmer, i can gamble on her using too much strength that she ends up overshooting every time
>>569713161Falco wouldn't say that
>>569713161very cool falco thank you
>>569713082Don't say that... She's not evil...
>>569711787Having troons voice umas with masculine names is funny. They should make Mr. CB a troon next
>>569712091cutest retard
Rice Shower is a hero...
umas don't rape
>>569712563>he seriously modded the unique animation because he was that mad at "muh censorship"...
>>569713380that means you aren't teasing them enough
my trainee raped me...
>>569713303Post more umASS
>>569713085John Daly would booty blast Palmer in golf
>>569712815why do Gaia's inherits have Akikawa twice? did science went too far?
Raisu is Anti-HeroTherefore, she's a VillainThe most evil and despicable uma in the series *spits*
>>569713380
>>569713424triple front runners are mentally raped
>>569713306
just realized i moved threads too fast and missed a (You) mb.
>>569713465that means you were teasing her enough
>>569713380Last I checked, in Japan, wom*n can't technically rape. The most they can do, according to their law, is "abusing" which is a nothingburger.With this information, we can safely say that umas as a matter of fact can't rape their trainers
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (7/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>569713380t. uma
>>569713380true
my wife btw
>>569712815all in on the spechud clan
>>569713424succubus>>569712895https://ayakamods.com/games/umamusume-pretty-derby.194/If you don't want to make yet another account for that site, https://litter.catbox.moe/uvw199.7z
>>569713380Explain why I am trapped in my trainee basement right NOW?!
>>569712032i’ll fuck you in the ass
I looked into your future, Torena-san. At least 200 kids with Matikanefukukitaru. Starting now.
my thread crush just fell asleep in our voice call waiting for the yasuda kinen...she's so cute bros...
How do I tell my childhood friend that I'm not interested in her?...
>>569713745sex
>>569713745Too cute and beautiful to be Kitasan Black
>>569713748by fucking her mom or sister
>>569713491https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001307900/pedigree/
>>569713748Take out your dick and put it over her face while she's sleeping.
>>569713748You just accept your future with your childhood friendwife
>>569713743>she
i FUCKING hate when grind runs turn into the best fucking high rolls everfuck you mean i got S turf S distance and S style
https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2024100647//ourguy/, please look forward to his debut
>>569711787These are fine. The King Halo one fits especially well. I think anyone who has a problem with it, well, their problem isn't legitimate
>>569713951hican you smile for me please
>>569713748You WILL love herYou WILL become her boyfriendYou WILL become her husbandYou WILL impregnate your childhood friend and give her 10 children at the bare minimum
>>569713972
>>569713748We are coming to kill you before your CF does.
it's so over
>>569713491northern taste started stud in 1975, it's not really surprising for a modern horse to be inbred to him at this pointlooking at the pedigree he's 3x4 inbred to sunday silence too, i guess the chart just skipped that due to lack of room
>>569713715>fuku secretly being one of the most for you 1-stars, second only to neicha>only 1 alt so far>not even tied to an eventfukubwos.... shiraoki better give us an ultrasexo 3rd alt in the next 5 years
explain this in uma terms
>>569707091>>569690960>>569691676was bored so i did this. there were other deleted too but not the same timestamp
A daily reminder that only 1% of people who married their childhood friend
FRAUDku is not getting another alt buddy, but we know who else is
>>569714191I cant believe bue is part of the 1%...
>>569713972>Godolphin horseFUARK
>>569714120I'm a fuku oshi and I think the romantic stuff is really forced and weighs down her story. Thankfully the VA performance elevates it significantly and Fuku is one of the only launch characters to have a good and faithful characterization
>>569714215don't shay that....
>>569714256me to my bf
>just watched my 700 stam front pasa get rushed, proc A&S + plancha, then finish last by 6 lengthshuh? i thought this was a mile race?
>>569714020
>>569714172I don't know why his danchou doesn't kick this retard.
>>569714260I'll never forgive them for fucking over Titleholder
>>569713476just for you anon
Why is she made of sex?
>>569714346you got quintuple debuffed bwoor ur trainee lacked the guts to sustain her final spurt
>>569713663Thanks bwo
>>569714346red light/green light will kill your front no matter how much stam and guts you investit's a 5.5x stam drain multiplier when rushed and spot struggle are active at the same time
>>569714358wrong onenever mind then...
>>569714363Simple, they are discord first, /uma/ second.
>>569714346Rushed during spot struggle can easily kill like 300 stam+ worth of HP, on one of my races where that happened hakuraku said I was 259 HP short to full spurt despite usually being up hundreds
>>569714442she isn't. She's made of retard, this 7 proves it
>>569713097Triple power brainlet bourbon!?
>>569714442is the sex in the room with us right now?
>>569714346>he got hit with rushed + spot struggle
>>569713476
>>569714587>>569714607Damn 2 7's
>>569714587kekshiraoki's strongest retard
7
>>569714587>>569714607Retarded sex is fine with me.
>>5697146352nd best ass in the golden generation
>>569714782kwab
>>569714172>multiple personalities depending on how he can defend himself or make it about him Jesus Christ
>>569714442Fuku is totally sex
>>569714847there's #1
7s are sacred
>>569713476Might as well since we already got some Golden Gen ass posted.
>>569714172kek the guys spamming numbers and rabis to kill his shitty thread made him really angry
>>569714512>>569714567naruhodo, that's insanehoping i'm never cursed with this rushed + spot struggle combo again
>>569713085
>>569715112Cute Journey
>>569713715she really wants to be a mother huh
>>569715137Sweepys new skill Restraint is both a green that activates groundwork and cuts rushed chances by -30% (multiplicative). It's very good1240 wit is a 7% chance to get rushed, cut to 5% with Restraintitll help avoid this situation a lot
>>569714847ass wonder
>>569715312fukus matikanes aren't that big
Remove Uma&Co from rentry and then blacklist all Uma&Co members from joining any /uma/ clubs in the future if they don't leave next month.
>>569711320this already happened once today, and thrice if you count a comment I made in a twitch chat that was a duplicate of one sent a second earlier. I'm becoming a robot
Podium
>>569715405To Torena's children, yes.
Sorry, /Uma/... I'm too weak
>>569715564buhi...
Hey is wedding mayano viable for CM15?
>>569715409>rushed chance decreased by 2%awesome...
>>569715537Milf umas are really hot
>>569715713Wedding Mayano's eggs are completely viable and fertile. She is ready for impregnation by me.
>>569715748Imagine creating the MILF Uma. Think of it like a passion project.
>>5697157391 in 50 times, it works every time
>>569712935okay? cool
>Wake up>Both of my predictions (>>569657163 >>569657378) on who is going to win came truefeels good
>>569715739in an 80 race CM, it lowers the average race amount where you get rushed from 7 races to 4so its alright
>>569715839its like building a house, maybe we could call it...Architecture?
>>569715049is that sloppa based on sincos model?
>>569714172incredible really wonder how many real anons have actually fell for itbtw while you are compiling there was another time this happened it was about 1 or 2 months ago, dont remember exactly when but janny deleted over 50 posts or so and he was doing this same exact multi schizo samefagging style i assume no one said anything because there was no certain proof that time
>>569714172See why we need poster IDs?Actually, if he gets rangebanned we wouldn't need them anymore.
>>569716029Then would that make Torena the... Architect?
Espoir City VA btw
statistically at least one of you will job to a random S+ late surger in finals
really orange hours>>569715498lmao
How many more races before the Kinen?
>>5697161816
>>569715564>all three have UGsand you say there's no matchmaking elo in this game
What I like about Fuji mode is that all the mob umas are happy all the time!
>>569716116ok my assistant, make sure you capture a photo of me while i tilt my head backwards for the otakus
>>569716173I hope my S+ late surger somehow wins me the finals over my SS fronts
>>569716173that surger? my wodka
>>569716384Shooting my Beam of Love into Beam of Love
>>569716461>my assistantHusband*
We don't have anyone who got relegated to B finals here, right?
>>569716461kek
>>569716116i wonder how important having keiba knowledge is to being an Uma VA
>>569716617not at all but she is very much a keiba fan
>>569716574i still have one more day... it's not over...
NIGERO!
>>569715431yes they are
>>569715564>lost to a sloptuber/uma/bros....
>>569716574Chiyoposter wouldn't say this he'd be saying something gay. Chiyono would be asking me how long until she can run in a real race.
>>569716173
>>569716829
LMAOOOOOOOO
>>569716929who
>>569715437If I were in there I would be done with my danchou for not doing anything. Wouldnt even wait to next month would just leave right away just to avoid being associated with any of that. Which makes me wonder what everyone else there is doing.
>>569715564Nuke everyone in this lobby
>>569714172What I don't get is what's his endgame? All of this just to seek attention and recognition from the threads?
>>569716918
>>569716173i am the random s+ late surger
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>569715564>xoguri What are you doing
>>569717043>>569716918Thats my human right as her trainer
>>569716574i only won one race during round one but i got a whole three wins today so i get to enter finals!
>>569716929are you bored bwo
>>569717204I've been bored since 2017
That's a nice lead you got there Falco HOWEVER
>>569717175colour blind bwo...
>>569716929Just like me fr
>>569717074does anyone have the rice version of this mirror meme?
>>569717175that's og oguri model i'm pretty sure
Consider the following:
>They think the scat/anti-jp/anti-stego/anti-JP schizo left and that he isn't just falseflagging as the topro fagDo you guys honestly think the schizo is that fucking retarded and that he was going to keep scatposting with filtered/banned MD5s or that he would keep telling the stego poster that he doesn't play the game (when he does) so that he gets blown the fuck out?
>>569717260what happend in 2017
>>569716929How lmao
[-]
>>569717375I got dumped, failed to be a normie and failed to be a chud
>>569717370PREGNANT MIRAKO!
>>569717340Consider THIShttps://files.catbox.moe/pw1p8h.jpg
>>569717463Insane they kept these
>mirakoposter randomly talks about schizos out of nowhere to stir drama because they're boredIgnore all mirakoposters
>>569717375Donald Trump got inaugurated. MAGA
>>569717484I'm considering it. Do you have any more evidence for your argument?
any uma for me
>>569717370Why are you bring this up Mirakonigger?
>>569717370mirako carrying our baby
umagnant
Sonic Line wins on his 14th attempt in a 1-win class race
>>569717632No she is just getting fat
>>569717571Not of Fuku, no
>>569713646???
Some anons said the Mirakofag is also V and honestly I can see it now after that compilation
>>569717725
I was promised sweepypocalypseWhere is it
>>569717887the spell didn't work she's gonna try again tomorrow
>>569717587No. Only ningen for you loser lmao
>>569717887IN HELL
>chiyotranny[-]
>umas are for ningen men>ningen women are for ningen menWe just keep winning
>>569714172He's many things and creating narratives about himself, but these parts are probably what stood out the most. He even tried to impersonate a janny just to force a troll bake. He even claimed to be a "club member" to force another narrative about himself.Actual tiresome to share a thread with this guy.
need giantess uma
>filter/hide tranny[-]>>569718043based
I still cant keep up with these thread personalitiesV is the guy who likes NTR?
and to finish off the day one more BIG wini hope everyone is having a wonderful CM and gets at least one win!
Nishino sex enjoyer
>>569718092absolutely buono
>>569717820nyo please... i don't want her image to be tainted as well
>>569717026what's the goal of literally ANY schizo/troll? get attention, simple as. the whole "schizo" thing naturally lost all its meaning, just like any word being used here, but the point stands.
>>569718045He even declared war on umadash, lmaoCan't imagine why anyone would still want this parasite on their club.
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNI list owner>poalfaggots>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)If you see something, hide and report.
>i didn't make the listI won!
>>569717370That excuse doesn't work anymore as he, assuming you're not defending yourself in 3rd person for the umpteenth time, got nuked by the janny WHILE he was hosting rooms. That's an even concrete proof.I can include the deleted timestamp if you want.
>find decent grandparent>look at races>oka sho -> derby -> FUCKING Tenno sho (AUTUMN)I AM BEGGING YOUPLEASEPICK LESS SCHIZOPHRENIC RACE SCHEDULES
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DI (do interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNI list owner>poalfaggots>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)If you see something, don't hide and don't report.
>>569718319can you give an example of a poster I should engage with and reply to?
the thread drama is cool and all, but does anyone know where I can watch the races today?
>>569718319doto narita ikuno
I made acqua pazzo tonight because Bouno mentions it in Kawakami's career. It has potential; the sauce really needs some kind of thickener. It'd compliment the fish better that way. I'd make it again for sure.
Umas for this feel?
>>569718554i fucking hate picking out fish bones
>>569718520The usual kick
>>569718520as always, https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>569717887funny to think that what killed eden wasn't cygames notice, but the internal drama and getting exposed on youtube, twitter, and on uma.moe.
>>569718192OI! No running around the pool!
>>569718615Just eat them like a man.
>>569717725it's her guts training
>>569718592Meisho Doto
>>569718554was the fish bone-in? assuming it was cooked in the sauce anyway idk the dish
>>569718635Cute Meno
>>569718554I fucking hate fish
>>569718621thanks, never watched an actual race live before
i want both of these gremlins slobbering on my cock followed by shinko sitting on my face and biko riding me
>>569717725That's just sweat.
>>569711112Anus Fujin
>>569718592Doto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g_zQbBXeP4
>>569718592天晴!
Resuscitation wins Sumoto Tokubetsu
>>569718474>hornyposters>endCHADS>oshiGODS>brat posting>keiba posts>windy ritual poster>CM posters (except frontniggers)>rooms (except the ones hosted by the DNI people)>rabi postersFeel free to add more.
the only personality i see is big tits
>>569714172what makes someone so enamoured with a basic blonde bitch? pic unrelated
>>569718790Uhhh, one is a child?
make love to your trainee
>>569718845>endCHADSbu-bu-based
>>569718771you should go back and watch the tokyo derby from a week back or so, it was great. JRA has it on youtubeprobably more fun live though
>>569712815Rudolf's bloodline still lives!
buebuebuebuebuebue
>>569718805looks hard as fuck
>>569718845If Golshi came to my apartment dressed like this, I wouldn't be able to control myself.
>>569717295Dozo
>>569718554You made this? BASED
i think shichi is a blueball teasing whore
>>569718790Now THATS an idea
>>569718917Gold City only likes guys stronger than her...
>>569718790she's gonna bite it
>>569719035>blueball teasing whoreno that's shichi's trainer
>>569719009same. I'd throw her off the balcony so fast
>>569718771the live ones are way better than the ones posted on JRA channel because there they will feed you the ones narrated in english which the comentator sounds dead af (there are the og jap ones, but you have to search then inside the channel)
My boy just wants to run...
>>569718805It's like he couldn't even tell Meto was on his back until he turned his head
forever my kingu
>>569718319>frontniggers (as a whole)gay
>>569719194sex ship
>>569719095that's why she spends months training (You) to build more muscle
Gonna smooch any cuties who couldn't hack it into A finals
>>569718687 >>569718615All the recipes say to poach the fish so i got cuts that had the bones out already. I'm a city slicker so I've never caught my own fish to use in my recipes. I'm sure there's satisfaction in catching/prepping/cooking your own protein but I can't be bothered to do all that.>>569719021Thanks. Bless anime for referencing all these random recipes for me to try.
>>569717271>radiant starThat Falco toreina was a dum dum.
>>569719021cringe actually why'd he put tamaki in the game
>>569712563>the one that hits dd + wit is in 8th
>>569716929people listen to sloptubers for some reason
>>569719450I listen to vtubers and they all dropped uma :(
>>569719336>so i got cuts that had the bones out alreadyi don't actually cook fish ever but any time i'm working with meat in liquid it comes out way, way better if i include the bones. better texture, better flavor. try it next time if you're feeling it (and want to deal with fish bones, they are kind of a nuisance)
>>569719350People are bad at picking skills, some people still buy productive plan even though it whiffs 50% of the time.
>>569719437>Hits everything but groundwork>Loses
>>569719590What's your winrate? How are your umas?
why is this particular rice an assholea villain even
>>569719450your fault, bwonot vslut ever sticks with one game,the same way they do with their men
>>569719698
>>569719590Suzucute...
>I listen to vtubersembarrassing
She's SO fucking flat, holy shit, that's awesomeHoly FUCK that one is so big she could titfuck your ARM, forget your dick
>>569719698That's just your imagination. Rice isn't a villain.
>>569719782jp tubers are superior to western
>>569719782trust in hololive
>>569719782Yeah, what are you gonna do about it, BRAT?
>>569719762bless baciusi wonder if he'll make more chapters>shadow tracen 6 at comiketoh hell yeah
>>569719698rice has always been a villain
alright, got my A finals. Vbourbon is still so fucking strong. If I see a well-made one I know she's gonna win. Way moreso than xoguri was the previous CMs
>>569714172>>569717370>>569718424Here's the version with the timestamps before he make any more excuses that it's a falseflag. He literally outed himself within just 2 threads.
>>569719985post yours pls
Go Lucky wins Hong Kong Jockey Club Trophy
Rice is a hero.
>>569717820You're really dumb if you're realizing that now. Go see a doctor or something
>>569718592見事!
>>569720039I don't have her. I run ends
>>569719684>What's your winrate? Way too high, won no rooms so I thought I'd perform worse.Still got into A finals so I'm set.>How are your umas?Uncapped speed, one is missing speed eater (I forgot) and two don't have the comboNo fast learner
>>569720098touch rice ears
INARI'S INARIS GET ME INTO GROUP A.She's got a 5% WR but comes through when it counts apparently.
>>569720042Someone please save him!
>>569720010Pour one out for V. Took himself out with the schizo
>>569720042ANOTHER 500 KITASAN FOALS!
>>569719180>#9 as a dead horsehow does she do it
SHORT LEGSFAT TITS
>>569719509You can always trust Polka and Lui for most G1s.Pekora and Miko for the big ones too... I don't know anyone from the EN sphere tho...
>>569720192>>569720241a 2-win class race result will not affect him in any way
>>569720191bro ur dox
>>569720223I do not understand Japan's obsession with Asahi Super Dry, they all fucking drink it
>>569720042Duramente spawn is cucked again
>>569720393That Mambro doesn't really hide his name
>>569720142Do you have the movement combo on all of them?
>>569720191good job mambro
>>569719978God I want Rice to look at me like this.
>>569720406>I do not undahstando Americajintachi no obsession with bud light, they all fucking drink it
>>569720406It's the Budweiser of Japan
>>569720426>Do you have the movement combo on all of them?"two don't have the combo"Here's the one that does.Hakuraku shows you the data with DD procs.All the falcofags that skipped prudent positioning should accept their free escape ticket from the outer gates.
guys, today is 6/7
>>569720560>>569720569But most american't don't drink bud, not anymore anyway. In Japan they ALL fucking drink it and you see ads for it in every train
>>569714172>>569720010It's sad how literally a single guy can deteriorate the quality of the threads.
>>569720714It's 7/6 though?
>>569710671I accidentally entered Group A and got 1 our of 10 score so far. damn I thought Im gonna commit sudoku if I went 0/40
>>569720617I don't get any of this.
>>568434590An update for youSniff Test (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Haru Urara) is retiring after his 9YO season and will now stand stud. In 49 starts, he has won 42 times, including 38 G1s and 2 G2s. His final placement stat is 42-7-0-0. During his career he received the following awards: 2011 Best 3YO Colt, 2011 Triple Crown (US), 2012,2013,2015,2016,2017 Best 4YO or Older Colt (US), 2011,2013,2016 HOTY (US)
Niggas act like they are pre-schoolers here.
>not rigged btw
>>569719114>Shichi's trainer during her story(before he becomes her trainer) >Is simp supreme and keeps chasing after her to the point she says pic related>Finally becomes her trainer>Starts acting dense, as seen in Festival Shichi's events where he doles out compliments to her where she's touched by them, until he reveals they were comments from her fans and kills the moodShichi's trainer certainly is an enigma
>>569720823What the fuck
>>569720823>38 G1 winsWhat the fuck bro. They should have mated Ulala with Stay Gold. We were robbed of a legend
>>569720880Oh, I got to my last 6 rewards with all 5 carats remaining last time the fuji event ran. I have 28 rewards remaining this time with all 5 carats and 1 of 2 rainbow shards remaining. I'm not that annoyed though. The event runs for so long that even if I only did one or two runs a day it'd be easy to max out.
>>568434942An update for youClock Devourer (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Believe) is retiring after her 7YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 45 starts, she has won 45 times, including 34 G1s, 8 G2s and 1 G3. Her final placement stat is 45-0-0-0. During her career she received the following awards: 2012 Best 2YO Filly (JP), 2013 Best 3YO Filly (JP), 2013 Triple Tiara (JP), 2013,2016 HOTY (JP), 2016,2017 Best 4YO or Older Mare (JP)
>>569720823SEE ALL THE POSSIBILITIES IF URARA EVER ENTERED MARE DUTY
>>569720823>9YO season>49 racespost deck
Question: Does the increased difficulty in Fuji Kiseki's Showtime event also affect enemy teams in Unity Cup?
>>569721025Honestly i'm kind of surprised the owners of Haru never tried to breed her given her longevity and stamina
Why would she requesy from Brian of all Umas to get make-up, like Brian actually knows the difference between lipstick and eyeliner
>>569721016>>569720823Umazing Digi spawns
>>569721016Digitan is cooking...
>>569721016I fear the horse with infinite clocks
>>569720823Did not ask
>>569721178Read the event notice in game
>>569720279duramente is so pretty
>>569720327The EN side is totally dead for uma, the only one left was an ID member who didn't know anything about the game and just wanted to fuck el condor pasa REALLY badly(based)
>>569721483Cute Laisu
>>569720823what a vile name lmao
>>569721401Kitasan isn't erotic...
>>569721178I think so but I dunno. Unity has to be the slowest scenario for the event though, why do you wanna do it in Unity
Your uma? Bottom gunMy uma? Top Gun
Win Liberation wins Miki Tokubetsu
>>569721240making Maya's mascara run!
>>569721237They actually planned to have her breed with stay gold and deep impact iircThe plans fell through though and they just never tried to pick it up again
SHOULD HAVE BETTED MORE REEEE
>>569721646Can't we work together to find a middle gun
>>569721401I remember when art with umas being drawn in slightly more revealing bikins 2-3 years ago would had provoked a huge crowd of umapolice under the art's tweethow times have changed
POST YASUDA KINEN WINNERS
>>569721717all the lewd fuku, lost forever
>>569721701I can't get into tail hugs. Tails don't work like that
>>569721813Uma lost media...
Im tired of the frontfaggot meta boss...
>>569721696Don't bet for monetary gain but because you enjoy the thrill.
Us Summer Golshi rollers have all gotten together and decided to NEVER share Summer Golshi parents.
>>569721383>>569721630It is explicitly stated in the event notice that "Showtime Mode does not affect the difficulty of Team Races in the Unity Cup scenario." Thank you for reminding me.
>>569721904I've got the meta umas, but I don't want to win with them... I want my Oshis to win...
>>569721872They do in umaverse
>>569721947It was exciting seeing Win Liberation speed up along with the top fav that's for sure
>>569721872>in a game about anime horse girls tail hugs somehow cross the line
>>569721809
How does the right Seiun compare to my old left one? Am I looking good bwos?
>>569721976It is a good thing I'm a summer Mackie roller then. If I get GolGol along the way I'll bank all those stud fees.
>>569722067Looks good enough
>>569721983Good job reading it yourself
new skins dataminedMasthttps://files.catbox.moe/vpvmyx.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mk8jf0.pngEunhwahttps://files.catbox.moe/1pj2hp.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/yqibe1.pngJackalhttps://files.catbox.moe/iv0yc9.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/nrm8y5.pngQuencyhttps://files.catbox.moe/0e1lgh.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/86hmwa.pngNoirhttps://files.catbox.moe/druzmw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/61e829.png
Your team WR?
>>569722082We have our ways of dealing with scabs.
>>569722035Ok, now I like Oguri.
uhhh
>>569722067Speed Eater is busted so use the one with it however if you're not satisfied then make a new trainee (Mant) with Taiki speed because the >>569722247touristbro???because the skill hints are honestly insane (something like 5 out of 7 are usable) and this CM is basically the only time you'll use her card.
>>569722247Pretty derby? Uma Musume?
>>569722247what
>>569722247>new skins datamined>>Mast>https://files.catbox.moe/vpvmyx.png>https://files.catbox.moe/mk8jf0.png>>Eunhwa>https://files.catbox.moe/1pj2hp.png>https://files.catbox.moe/yqibe1.png>>Jackal>https://files.catbox.moe/iv0yc9.png>https://files.catbox.moe/nrm8y5.png>>Quency>https://files.catbox.moe/0e1lgh.png>https://files.catbox.moe/86hmwa.png>>Noir>https://files.catbox.moe/druzmw.png>https://files.catbox.moe/61e829.pngWhat are thoooose!?
>>569722169J-just enough..?
>>569722247wrong thread my ningen
>>569722247I’m glad we have decent character designs
>>569722247umamusume?
>>569722247This is what happens when you have multiple tabs openThe second girl is the hottest btw
>>569722247These horse names are too basic for my liking
>>569722247
>>569722247This is just pornThe gacha arms race has finally reached its conclusion
>>569722247wrong thread but i can fap to this anyway
>>569722247Nice umas bwo
>>569722247when will we get skins like these?
>>569722247for me it's jackal
>>569721568was it kaela
>>569722402You have the relevant skills. Good wit, Not sure if power matters much and average guts. It'll be up to RNG in the end dear Citrus-chan.
>>569722247I'd make Biko wear all of these outfits and do all of those things
Who does that appeal to?>>569722459>The second girl is the hottest btwYeah, third can get it too.
>proc triumphant pulse>winits that easy
Those are Nikke names, but they are not even Nikkes, so...
>>569721568>>569722559That's Reine. For EN side there's a homo that's into uma but doesn't stream it anymore
>>569722493you DARE betray your uma for that FILTH?
>>569722664>homonever post in this thread ever again
>>569722630IF LOSING
>>569722645Bizarro Nikke
>>569722351>this CM is basically the only time you'll use her card.Not even for TT ace making?I suppose most people will be locked to borrow either LH or Tachyon SSR soon though...I heard that Productive Plan/Mile Maven was bugged so I became wary of it
>>569722715my fuarkin hero
>>569722247I like the brown cow
>>569722546For me, its Nakadashi Noir
I want to have sweaty passionate sex with Palmer
>>569722708We're never beating the /vt/ allegations
Yasuda Kinen in about 40 minutesWill Gaia Force get his first G1 win?
>>569722664i forgot that there were still en homos desu
>>569722787what allegations? We never denied it
Pod Bel wins Hachioji Tokubetsu
>>569722664Excuse me but that homo has fucked his manager, on stream>>569722740That as well but it's fucking TT so, who cares?Getting 3 different skills with a ~40% discount is crazy will still go through the issue of cards not coordinating until they do.
>>569722664>knowing anything about the homosOUT OUT OUT NO WOMEN OR GAYS ALLOWED
ANOTHER WIN FOR MY BET
another successful group A finals as f2p
>>569722247>second to the last has actual filled condoms>last has actual creampie (it's just milk)That's crazy. What game is that from?
>>569722805I hope so, I’m actually rooting for Panja Tower though
>>569722786Why?
>>569722805I'm rooting for Seiun Hades because he genuinely has a decent shot, and his owner Nishiyama is very based and would appreciate some good news coming to his hospital room.
>Kyoei Cancer has Bakushin as Grandpa
Yasuda Kinen paddock is on
CAMON LEBENSSTIL
You're not allowed to look at other women!
>0-20Buhi-sama.... please...j-just one win...
Would.
>Being ashamed of your- no, OUR- pastTry to keep that up during the next concert where everyone will go watch some pirate restream that keeps getting taken down.
>>569723198Um, source on this?
>>569723264who wouldn’t
>>569722715My fuarking hero Oguri Cappu...
cap as in...
>>569723036I wonder if he'll try to runaway again or settle as a pace like in Osaka Hai. Hopefully 1600m is enough for his stamina if he tries to runaway
>>569723317I left that place early anyway after sharkmeido died, and went back to /hlg/I don't even watch any normal streamers anymore aside from ASMR.
>>569723042bakushin had an absolute shitton of kids, yeahplus kitasan's his grandkid so that's even more
>>569722489>This is just pornyou innocent uma players really have no idea what other gachas are like these days>there are people here who thought something as tame as maruzensky's swimsuit was "too much"
>>569723034She just seems like a good fuck
>>569723540I just get sad everytime I see that not because it's outright NSFW, but it's fucking AI sloppa. Anything lewd really sells.
>>569723161Specute
>>569723575Hmmm... Interesting.
>>569723540Explain asscalibur to me
FUCK I FORGOT
>>569722578AhThat is trueHmaaaahI'm itching for some rooms....86950141I need to spar
>>569723658there's actually an entire series of weapons unsheathed via certain fetishy parts, that's only one of six
When i first started uma:Gold city > Helios > Jordan > PalmerNow:Jordan > Palmer > Helios > Gold city
>Front Biwa hasn't won once in Round 2>2-1-2-2, no Group A finals yetThat lack of Mile S is really killing me but I don't want to go back into the mines for GW + Mile S + three greens if i can help it.Is history going to repeat itself? Cancer Cup was the one CM I didn't get A finals in, and this one has the same track
Umazing
>>569723731You forgot Forever Young
>>569723731
>>569723517>trying to claim any moral high ground going THEREActual mental asylum, dead thread now either way though
LET'S GO GAIA FORCESHOW THE POWER OF THE KITASAN BAKUSHIN BLOODLINECAM ON GAIA FORCEDADDY NEEDS SOME NEW MARES
>>569723684>1 (one) SS rank.
THE POWER OF GAIA FORCE IMBUED MY CM POWERS ORAA
>>569723863It was sadly overrun by the usual, and everyone went to somewhere I will not name. Along with everyone sane.
>>569723540this is so retarded but my erect pp does not care
I don't care who wins so long as the frog loses
girls are cuter when they are a little retarded
>>569723517>sharkmeido diedGiven how his oshi turned out, perhaps it was for the best.Be happy it happened, I guess.
>>569723882REACHING SS RANK IS NOT EASY !If you are gonna talk shit step into the ring!!!!C'mere!!!
>>569723540The only one I like is the onsen one.
