Beat the Heat Edition Previous confections: >>569711464 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk. -DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/>https://deltarune.com -The Old Game>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo>https://undertale.com/demo -The New Game's Progress>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://web.archive.org/web/20240815033908/http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9 -Merch>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune -Books>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk (Undertale Artbook)>https://pastebin.com/hLxHi0a0 (Legends of Localization - Undertale) -Extra Content>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/ -Text Dumps & Screenshots>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH -Fanart Archives>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba>https://utg.vidya.pics/ -Recommendbin>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6 -Writebins>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh -Comicbin>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE -Fangamebin>https://archive.is/iSiFg -/vg/ League team>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/ -Wanna change the font?>https://rentry.org/utg-font -/utg/ Canvases>Current: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96157162-5204-5484>Previous: https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76858175-3531-1636>Current: https://magma.com/d/3B5chWd0Vh>Previous: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh -Pippins Wiki>https://utg-pippins-ocs.neocities.org -Thread Template (paste the current whiteboard links)>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
my fucking freedomi used to wonder what friendship could bemy fucking freedomuntil you all shared its magic with me
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
one day ralsei will be real
In /utg/ if you post a picture of a character you like without an inflammatory statement or an anecdote about being molested attached to it they fucking shoot you
>>569729917what
where newsletter
In /utg/ you post a picture of a character you like
>>569729798nice filename :)
Which Faves would like to eat a mango
Guys, I'm starting to think I'll never get my fucking freedom...
which faves would eat a pomegranate
>>569730195Alphys looks like she smokes 500 cigarettes
>>569730274>>569730195I have never experienced such a fave
>>569730117thank u
Fave is watching tadc finale
>>569729607NOO!!!! THE UNDYNECICLE
>>569730096many people are saying this!!
tung tung faveur
>>569732013i might desire the lynching of you.
haha look at the date
>>569732574the seventh of june?07.06.2026?
>>569732639>non-canon formatting
>non canon timezones
>>569732808which
bros scared of rooms with bad lightbulbs
>>569733562bro got the Osram-60-Watt-phobiaayeee soft warm light and shitty wallpaper from the 70s! ayeee!
>>569733562i miss warm lightshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqj536wT1jA
fave just watched tadc finale and gives it a 1/10
>>569733843warm lights still exist, but with LEDs high eta-value, you can make bright white light cheap both in manufacturing and in operation.also: LEDs live so much longer and take up way less space than tungsten filament argon lamps.
Fave thinking about buying an oled so they can get the darkest darks and play deltarune as authentically as possible.
i can only carry 50 cuptains at a time
I choose to believe Alphys' use of the word "slime" is in the sense of a human slur for monsterkind both because it would make sense for people set on eradication to make the target culture's burial rites impossible(i.e by making "slime" with the monster's dust and the wet ground) and because the idea of Alphys messing up a simulated date and immediately calling herself a nigger is incredibly funny to me
I self insert into Kris and ship kriselle
>>569734687I would think you could more easily muddy the dust up, though perhaps monster dust have unqiue properties that is more prone to being slimey.
>>569735052
I want to insert myself into Kris
>>569733260the canon timezone is the stockholm-berlin-rome timezone DUH
>>569735220moid lapdances against foid pussies
DO YOU WANT SOME SLAW?
>>569735483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hroZNtqtZE
I love fish
The Knight being staring to the sky and going on a racist tirade against cat monsters for seemingly no reason(she knows what she did)
which fave would iDose
Nat's Cousin way of keeping up the family tradition is putting on this voice whenever he gets in costumehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nbgJNE0ui0
>>569735845I cook fish
___________________ ____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________hi
>>569735592https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ_ngr0yLBw
>>569736163______________________FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING DICK
>>569736232WTFBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>569735265yeah, you mean Stockholm, Berlin, Rome, Oslo,Copenhagen, Wien, Zürich, Liechtenstein, Paris, Warsaw, Prague-timezone?you mean the one that actively have the exact date i just stated?
>>569736382Oslo and COPEnhagen do not contain real people so i dont count those, also lickastein is not a real place you just made that up on the spot to sound funny
>>569735218Nice
Liechtenstein is like Germany but good.
>>569736486(me)if any norwegians or danes read this i was just joking
>>569736650Liechtenstein is not going to survive the next european boogaloo, but same goes for shit like the baltics and artificial shit like b*lgium.looking like a remnant of the HRE, this bad boy has as much land as a german airport and has brought forth valueable culture such as ??? and *#=§? enjoyed by many.small countries are the luxury of peace times which will either be conquered by greater forces and have their culture erased, get swiftly destroyed during a war or will melt together with similar countries (in this case germany/austria) and will lose their individual culture.sadge, but it will happen.>>569736486hey now, you can dunk on denmark all you want but leave the nordics out of this (bullying finland is okay)>>569736486
>>569737036>(bullying finland is okay)my HERO <3
Fave believes in European Federalisation. It is a political necessity, fave says.
anyway:
God night hours are such dogshit
>>569737154tell fave that the future of european federalism will look like picrel if it poses only to benefit the merchant class with the promise of "FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT" but money to go anywhere and all local cultures strangled to death.tell fave that "EU" implies "european" not the middle-east and that cheating citizens on such a large scale is already deligetimizing the entire structure as a whole and should either be violently reformatted or destroyed as a whole to make place for an ethno-based collective.
cause this is the woooorld cup
I’m on the toilet taking a poop
>>569737602hey kraut, do you love talking about deltarune same as i?
>>569737978sure do.have anything you want to shoot the shit about?
Can’t we just have national socialism instead of that crap
>>569738039>shoot the shitkeep your scatman fetish to yourself
>>569738212>scatman Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidooI'm the Scatman Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub I'm the Scatman Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dubBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bopeSka-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
world cuuuuuuuuuuuup it's time to play football
>>569738269downright gemmy gempost i daresay
i look at the sunset and suddenly all i wanted to do was to tell you that i love you
>>569729607Hooman!
>>569738680I love you too (platonically)let's learn german:>Ich mag dich (I like you)>Ich hab dich gern (i am fond of you - deep friendship)>ich liebe dich (i love you - confession)>Ich hab dich lieb (i love you - couple)
what if fave was turkish
>>569739239eww...
*slap his ass while walking in the kitchen*
>>569739239>kraut posting himself IRL when nobody askedgrim telly
>>569739239turkish people can't fight or take Ls but are prone to start fights.
>>569739000well aren't you full of smiles and sunshine today
FUCK I forgot to buy carrots time to torture Kris
>>569729717I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
DELTARUNEISWAITING
>>569741426SO AM I
I'll laugh last cause you came to die
eepy thread
If Kris was real for a day would you rape him/her?
>>569742081I ANSWER ONLY TO THE GOD OF VINES.
This is so true
>>569743380mucho texto
>>569743380why does toby have twitter premium, he barely uses it.
>>569743380>soul rape canon even in the mind of the faggosexual rentdodgers.
>>569743380I really do hope somebody somewhere for this obvious bait
>>569743380theres nothing wrong with any of this
>>569743571For guzzling down the newest hottest UTDR porn right from the tap 3 hours a day
>>569743380If only he was this based
>>569743380Some of these are valid criticisms though.
post-telly: codename grim
I just made upgraded buldak noodles.>tfw i live like alphys.
happy 6/7 gais
>>569743380I think you should be punched in the head for making this insincere false flag garbage.>>569745205I also think you should be hurt. The state of the world is so bad I think a lot of people like you can no longer be talked into reason but must now be hurt.
Just woke up and judging by what'shappening now I guess there's no newsletter. Cool
Toby hasn't said a word about Palestine or trans rights.
>>569743380Common lolisho W.
I bumped my foot against the table last night and Toby was suspiciously silent on the matter
I farted and Toby didn't say "excuse you" what's up with that.
>>569746741its just leftist outrage bait.>gay representation BUT LE BAD?wow. its like when they add white people and normal household dynamics when recruitment numbers are low and the goyim don't want to die for israel.the difference is: the higher caste does not have enough competent goyfodder to die in thier wars and you don't get to see your poly-amorous demi-sexual aromatic, polycule represented (which is literal genocide D:)please understanderu, undertale fans are fucking retarded.
>>569747173I'm a /v/ refugee too but please go back
>>569747249cool, but no.
>>569747345
Having Asgore rearrange his chair to be just behind mine so he can place his chin upon my shoulder for a comfortable viewing position of my screen as we scroll through the "Latest Releases" section of an online storefront to see if any of his favorite country bands have anything he's interested in so we can explore the possibilities of the new radio/speaker system he installed into his truck, until eventually our digital cart is filled with CDs he's so excited to try out that I can hear this tail wiggling against the small opening at the back of his chair (when they finally arrived after what obviously felt like ages to him, he personally invited me to join him for an inaugural listening together [it quickly progressed to cuddling as we were serenaded by the crystal-clear strumming of guitars]). Tracing Asgore's jawline with gentle kisses upon his soft golden beard starting from the neck all the way up to his chin, all without any sign of him waking so we might start getting ready for church (feeling him jump hard when I have to whisper his name made my heart clench with guilt, but we quickly shared a hug with exchanged apologies so it was okay). Holding Asgore's hand as we flip through the selection of gardening magazines at a retail book store for fun while awaiting Alphys' impending text chain listing out all the Japanese manga recommendations she has apparently been setting up for a while now, and as I start playfully tormenting my poor goat by leafing through a periodical containing scantily-clad supermodels while making comical faces his phone begins buzzing several times in succession with gigantic strings of text featuring descriptions and explanations of the proper order of prequels/sequels/movie tie-ins followed quickly by a call once it seems her desire to share her opinions were too great for mere written word to express (it took a bit to parse out which we should actually buy, but he was gracefully patient as ever so I did my best to follow his example)
>>569747392
>>569747473
>>569746741>I also think you should be hurt. The state of the world is so bad I think a lot of people like you can no longer be talked into reason but must now be hurt.
>>569747630
i thlammed by penith on the car door
>>569747691
I wish I was raped
>>569747792
I hope the person who asked me to join the whiteboard the other day understands this shit is why I don't do it. Fuck this place sometimes
>>569747249I can tell since you can't recognize Kraut.
>>569747903lmao
>>569747861>>569747903sends you a hug
>>569747964
foot fungus no bf
>>569748146
>>569748353
17 year old utdr xitter fan killing himself after finding someone in his class attractive (he sexualised a minor)
>>569748531
Would you have sex with Noelle?
>>569748673
>>569748679I low-key hate her.no.
>>569748721
>>569748789Neat
>>569748910
>>569743380>RPG Maker erogefags trying to shill their slop againNice try
>>569748960
>>569748636i find it very funny when they their monthly sperg outs over a twitter account drawing susie off model
>>569748679this is the sloppiest ai sloppa style I've seen in a while. amazingly hideous
>>569749105
>>569748789I've seen this mf on the whiteboard
>>569749205
i want to paint
i want your taint
>>569749273
>>569749401
>>569749256why is tiny gaster spreading his hole at me I don't like it
>>569749448
>>569749205Deporarlsei.
>>569748035there's levels to this shit
>>569749603
>>569743380irrefutable
>>569750043
>>569749962Not pictured: microscopic anon sitting between the Soul's heartcheeks
>>569743380worldwide economic depression and people decide to spend their time making weird larp images
>>569750306holy cute
hey guys!
>>569750648Wow Ralsei you have really bad eyesight
>>569750895he's actually calling spamton a trashcan
>>569750895Ralsei looks at other Darkners and sees trash
Rise and shine, Kris "Dreemurr."Rise, and shine.
ralsei please do not rape spamton when he has gotten himself stuck in a trash can
>>569751304
>cattenheimers are all pink and yellow in some way>catti is an old FRIEND of kris'>they tried to summon a demon together>FRIEND is associated with a game called "cat petters" >FRIEND assumes the form of a cat in the chapter 3 cusecene
>>569751754They cut off Mr. Cattenheimer's arm while he was sleeping to give the demon flesh
Wait did Catti dye her fur
>>569751998Catti's mom has white fur so it's possible it could naturally be that way.
>>569752058No never mind I forgot that she was white
>>569725592yay thank you for sharing
"The Girl" in the prophecy is actually Catti but she's too busy with her job to do anything so the worlds ends because of capitalism or something
Catti's side plot where she sees the Roaring is upon the world and gets her old band together to go out with a bang
why is catti so sexy and important to the story?
Chapter 1: The BeginningChapter 2: A Cyber's WorldChapter 3: Late NightChapter 4: The ProphecyChapter 5: Love and FortuneChapter 6: RootsChapter 7: Susiezilla Final Wars
>>569752737goth girls and cat girls both get sexualised a lot
ralsei is not a faggot and he doesn't wear women's clothes
>>569752963me when i lie
>>569752686Catti tries to invite Noelle and Kris but they say "You are super annoying and we never liked you one bit"
Deltarune Creepy Run
>>569751998Yes.She's actually pink but she dyes herself white because she doesn't like her natural fur color.
>>569753249SUSIE DOO SUSIE DOO SUSIE DOOBY DOO
there's a small spider that has been roaming around on my ceiling for hours. I don't know what it's doing since if it was hunting it would have gone out through the open windows by now I assume. There was a bigger spider that I killed before, maybe it wants to mate with it?
>>569753379>"The P-p-p-pixelated Swordsman!"
>>569753420don't kill spiders! spiders are cool and your friend
also I keep looking at it since I don't want it to fall on me and it's making my neck hurt
>>569753420Having a spider around helps deal with flies and mosquitoes, leave the little guy alone
I wish I had a wife and she was real and I could give her kisses and cuddles and make meals for her
>>569753610Look it was a big ass spider, I don't want it in my home. I don't have a problem with smaller ones as long they don't start to multiply here.
>>569754046come over
>I share a general with dirty spider killers
BREAKING: 25 year old male's body found hung and dismembered, a result of an apparent "meetup" organized on a message board thread about cult video game Deltarune.
>>569754246this you?
>>569754353>pictures of body parts hanging from a giant spider web
>>569754405Imagine a Deltarune Kickstarter character Genocide AU with So Sorry the Undying and Glyde NEO
Hey sorry to repost I just know some people didn't see this last nightWould anyone ITT be interested in playing Morrowind Multiplayer? It's really easy to set up and I could show you how. You don't need make an account or anything. Just some stimmies until Chapter 5 comes out. We've got three people already but the more the merrier. No mods, vanilla except for what OpenMW changes
I've fought Froggits more fearsome than you!
>>569754641I would, but OpenMW is too demanding for my old laptop. Have fun!
Have you heard of the high Faves
they put the ol jitterbug in fortnite
>>569755456You zoomers are NOT funny.
>>569755456You zoomers are funny.
zoomsie
>>569755783Zuzi
why does every zoomer sound black
>>569755873why do zoomers dress like black children
>>569747903Don’t be such a drama queen
>>569755920To be fair, those are comfortable clothes
I've come to suck your blood! bleh!
>>569755456they got my back
>>569756201why did ralsei say that and why is ralsei so gay
>>569756201Bloodthirsty apel
>>569754641I would also but same situation as >>569754902sorry anon
Why does Ralsie have green outline feet
>>569756120we need to bring back REAL fashionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSk3oKNlgw
>>569755914Slang frequently originates in socially distinct or non-dominant groups, including groups at the periphery of mainstream society. In America this has often meant black people but recently has also meant incels.
why is ralsei so goddamn white
/utg/ - Millenial seethe/mald general
>>569756479He's a plutonium rod in the Light World
>>569756686It's just one guy.
>>569756673anon what the fuck you can't just ask white why they are ralsei what the hell
>>569754902>>569756440is openMW really that demanding or is everyone on /utg/ using a 2005 PC
millennial gamemillennial generalmillennial website
What specs do I need to run Deltarune
>>5697568862008 PC actually
>>569756997yes
>>569756921>le reddit spacinggrim telly in my belly
Will Vs. Susie 2 be good enough to overthrow Gangplank Galleon as the ultimate fat chud reptile boss theme
>>569757160that's not what that means, retard
>>569757160anon, that's not reddit-spacing.you fucking tourist.
>>569756921>>569757160
>>569757160This isReddit spacing
why did people expect the focus m games show to have deltarune
"Reddit spacing" is the most retarded thing this site ever came up with
I think you guys should get your morning coffee first before poasting
>>569757536I prefer gun and ball game showcase
>all i have to do is say a buzzwordkek
>>569757568i'm on my second morning coffee. luv me caffeine
>>569757536Because people are heeeeeeey sexy stupid op op op op oppa stupid style
>>569757556I canAgree thatIt’s kind ofDistracting whenPeople formatSimilar to thisBut beyond that I’ve always felt that shit was genuinely some kind of ESL psyop, the same kind of people who spent years trying to force garbage like “boughted” because they’re too fucking lazy to actually learn proper English so they double down on just making every interaction pointlessly shit instead
Deltarune will appear at the Xbox Showcase
fave has come to the stark realization that their entire wardrobe is non brand t shirts and sweatpants
>>569757631that's not what buzzword means you mouthbreather
>>569757812It was mostly just the beginning of the attempt to clock people as invaders to their based chudspace when they didn't like their opinions using Reddit as a scapegoat. They also do it with Twitter, Bluesky, etc.Said the Virovirokun
I like jeans
>they're ALL newfags
>>569758183Get out of the swamp, you lazy tramp
>>569757568I second the coffee thing.
>>569755914almost all american slang is appropriated off black people. that's why words like -coded have no meaning anymore.
>>569757568i stopped drinking coffee because it doesnt help my chronic tiredness said fave
>>569758183What UTDR character is this? Chara?
what if Susie was
/utg/ feels like its own board at this point
>>569756886It's not demanding at all they must just have turbo aids computers. If you can run TF2 you can run OpenMW
>>569758807>If you can run TF2I can't
>>569758667DRexit
I want candySpider donut and Nice cream
>>569758807I can't run TF2
>>569757051jfc I have a 2018 PC and I thought I was fucked. You're living in a whole other era. Back when TF2 and Gurenn Lagann and the Dark Knight were new.
>>569758556I like this concept
Who is this darkner?>RANDOM DARKNER
So I'm not the only one who saw it, right? Like Toby knew what he was doing here, right?
>>569759104If it ain't broke! She runs Undetale just fine.
>>569757536I didn't expect Deltarune, but I was hoping for more indies than just Cuphead
>>569759074>>569758982anon PLEASE buy a new computer im surprised you can even run deltarune
>>569758556what if Susie is?
Kris stealing stuff from the poor family and not the rich family really says a lot about society.
>anon's pc
greenelle
Deltarune Chapter 8: The Fun Gang gets really into Phantasy Star Online
>>569760061You know you don't HAVE to waste money on new hardware every couple years. It's not the 90s anymore, things don't change at the same pace.
>>569759839i play dr on my switch
every anon here sounds like a butch 45 year old lesbian
>>569760710zogged like 400 dollars for a switch but can't get the same 300 dollar computer im using that can run most 2010s games just fine grim
>>569760806i can afford a new computer i just dont know what to buy and have decision paralysis and its a lot of work
>>569760926just do it if you have a disposable income you can get a better one later if its bad
>>569759839Deltarune is a Gamemaker game, it's not intensive.
>>569760975i dont know what to get though
>>569760050Kris just hates fat people
>>569760803Who's Butch and what does he sound like
>>569761159Kris wanted to help them get fit by reducing their food spending
>>569761071Find a local computer shop in town/city and just ask one of the clerks for help. its literally their job to find something good to sell to you. just say you want a gaming PC and explain your price range. its what I did and they led me to a good deal.
>>569760050>Kris stealing stuff from the poor family Huh
>>569761173my cool aunt who smokes weed
https://files.catbox.moe/krmo14.pngHochi Mama, Toby you cant miss out on this prime fuel
>>569761289how much would an ok one cost? i have enough to buy whatever but if i tell them that they'll sell me more than i need
Deltarune is about how getting a job makes you a normie and not quirky enough to hang out with the cool kids that's why the entire main cast hates Catti
>>569761019This. Deltarune needs 2GB RAM and 512MB VRAM. A Core 2 Duo is capable enough of a CPU to handle it, assuming you’re not running full-fat modern Windows
>>569761159Ah so that's why Kris is so mean to me.
>>569760803I sound like an awkward young woman and I talk in my throat and my voice is weird and scraggly
>>569760803i sound like a faggot
>>569761408Mine costed like 300 dollars and its ok. the 400-500$ range will get you something properly good
>>569761356I knew this would be some creepy pedo shit when I saw the pic attached to this
>>569761606Bundles of sticks dont talk
>>569761356Omocat...
>>569761652You act like the pieces haven't been set up for Dess to be a piece of shit. Teenager disappears and no one ever wants to talk about it except for the clueless kids? And add one traumatized kris?Its so simple
>>569761769i sound like a gay faggot
>>569761356>>569761830/co/-coded
Last night I dreamed that chapter 5 took place in the sewers
Dess is sexually attracted to legal aged boys
Dess isn't even a character yet
>>569762035There is no evidence of that
PLEASE let Noelle be trans I NEED to see the seethe that will erupt here please please PLEASE
Why does Dess have darker fur than her parents?
noelle is trains
>>569762097Toby doesn't have the balls to do something like that
>>569762097>I NEED to see all discussion derailed by culture war debates and /v/tier suicide jokes and shartiejaks!Nah man
noelle is a BITCH
>>569762097Toby Fox is a pussy who made King into a scrimblo Bimblo, what makes you think he'll have the balls to make his passive rape victim a transwoman
>>569761356giwtwm on the right so badly
>>569762035dess probably isn't legal aged herself, i think all the fanart has aged her up well past what toby imagined
>>569762337But the /v/ threads are already like that and no one here gives a fuck about Noelle except the dumb doeposters
>>569762420Asriel went to college but you're probably right that Dess fucking exploded before she ever reached 18
>>569762097Fuck thatI want Dess to be confirmed trans so I can coom to the idea of her drilling my prostateNoelle could never
>>569762379>who made King into a scrimblo BimbloPlay chapter 1
>>569743380Oh my stimmies
What fucking BEAUTIFUL man came up with this?
>>569743571For its original purpose, killing off impersonatorsits hardly good at that anymore but like 6 years ago it used to be
Is Undyne really inspired by Granberia? I read that in /utg/ 10 years ago and just kept repeating it as a joke.
ralsei isn't a girl but he pretends to be one and wears dresses as a way to get closer to women and rape them
>>569756479smells bad
>>569762535If I had to guess, Dess probably vanished at around the same age the Fun Gang are, maybe a little younger.Mainly because of the note in Azzy's pocket to thank Catty for going to the junior dance with him, Dess probably disappeared before that, when she was around 15 or just turning 16.
Dess dresses Noelle in boy clothes so she can larp about having a brother
every hpliday has raped at least 1 dreemur
>>569762097The opposite will occur. The doeposters will cheer as they start taking estrogen and change their names to Noelle. The chuds will resurrect femboy Noelle rape. Only the yurifags will be upset.
>>569762668>Who would you rather do, your mom or your dad?>Uh, can I have both?
dess dresses dess in boy clothes so she can larp as rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid
Kris's Soul is an NES controller
>>569762993This doesnt make any sense. Theres nothing that tells you if Azzy went to the dance 11 months or 11 years after Dess disappeared. Unless you were inferring that the clothes fitting Susie implies theyre around the same age which kind of makes sense.
Tenna is the only white man to ever lead the Soul Train
New schizo theory FRIEND is Chara Undertale.
Whenever Dess would come over for the holidays she brought filled condoms and made Kris drink them when their parents weren't looking
Piece? Or Peace?Think about it
>>569762420All the fanart has Dess nearly twice Noelle and Kris's age when the age gap is likely not that big.
dess desses dess in dess dess sou dess dess dess dess
Dess would be pretty upset if she saw what you guys are saying behind her back
Bring back WT Snackster
7.7 human souls.7 chapters of Deltarune.
notice how frisk never got raped but kris did? much to think about
>>569763690She would be horny
>>569760050Kris hates Catty because they think the Cattenheimers are welfare leeches.
U tk him 2 da bar?!
>>569763707>7 Souls...7 Souls is all I need to be a God.t. flower wesker
>>569763730Flirtmaster Supreme Frisk can't be raped.
>>569763730Frisk is a fat toddler baby. It would be akin to having sex with Lancer. None of you wanna have sex with Lancer
Shelter's closed due to AIDS
>>569763936>None of you wanna have sex with Lancerhave you SEEN his dad???
>>569758081Reddit just sucks and its pretty much true since both the international right and left have accurately clocked redditposting for a decade straight.
why are we 2006posting
post charas
>>569763730Chara got raped
>>569764002speaks volumes that the most prolific child trafficker is a woman whos a reddit mod
chara drowned
Trans game.Trans website.Trans WORLD.
>>569764002>accurately clockedlollmao
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWER
I see dead memes walking
4chan trans girl vs twitter trans girl
>>569757812>>569758081>>569757556It's called Reddit spacing because it's a legitimate thing you have to do on reddit
deltarune fan vs undertale fan
>>569764239I feel like it says a lot about the site's decline that all the people I know who used to browse 4chan in the 2000s went super leftist
>>569764239I'm okay with a trans world because that would mean it would be a white one
>>569764541Its called growing up.
fave is about to eat spagheti bolognese for diner ask fave anything
>>569764482An anon who used the site once in 2011 made this image man. I've seen this shit for a decade. This is embarassing
>>569764581I seen more latino trannies than white ones desu
>>569764541Its called becoming gay
>>569764482I have alwaysLiked newlinessometimes i want to space it out like thisFor better formattingThanks for reading i worked really hard on this and had to fix my typos
>>569763730She's the rapist>>569763936Everyone loves having sex with Frisk though.
we ain't even pretending to talk about the games anymore huh
when the roaring happens the annoying dog will appear before Kris and say "youve met with a terrible fate, havent you"and then we enter the timeloop
4chan made me more leftist because I'm an extreme contrarian
>>569764482Caring about this in the big 26 is crazy
whatcha got there for lunch anon
I'm trying to replay Undertale, and the game stutters every now and then for no apparent reason. Is anyone familiar with this?It happens when I'm walking, it even happens during dialogue. Music keeps playing but sound effects during dialogue actually stop, so I don't think it's a display issue. Its infrequent enough where the game is still quite playable, but frequent enough to be annoying.Every solution on Google didn't help (turning off vsync, running on administrator mode, turning off AlternateSyncMethod for gamemaker, stuff like that). My PC is quite powerful, and it's fucking Undertale, so I know that's not the issue.Does anyone have any ideas? Is it the fault of the terrible PC Re-Port? Is it some Windows 11 bullshit? I don't remember the game doing that.
kris is a kathoey
>>569764717can you call me a good boy
>>569764965I wasn't the original guy btw, I was just explaining why it's called that
Yeah you joke about Toby's dogshit coding but Undertale is probably the most glitchless indie game ever made
>>569764983How are you playing it? Through steam? Did you reinstall with some other downloaded version?
>>569765108Fear and Hungers glitches add soul
>>569765108Apparently the Tenna questions crashed some people's games but it didn't happen to me. I've honestly never gotten a glitch playing UTDR
>>569765130Through Steam, yeah.I built this PC last year, so I'm 100% sure I don't have some old, pirate version from 2015 installed somewhere.
>>569765050only if you promise to eat something pasta related soon in your next post
>Funger players ITTAh so that's why every other word is "rape" in this shitty general
>>569765108The punch card glitch only works because it's 2 lines of code away from bricking the entire game
>>569764983PC Re Port? What happened, they fuck up the game by moving it to a new Gamemaker build?
>>569764135Here's your hooman
>>569765347you've got a pussy for a cock son
I NEED A DELTARUNE CHAPTERS 3+4 STEAM KEY TO REINSTALL THE GAME WITH PLEASE ASSISTVADER OUT(ps plz no hatin')
This is a Black Souls refugee site, which is why cucked and raped are the words of the day.
>>569765358The current PC build is a port of the PS4 version, which is a port/rewrite of the original PC version.It has some very subtle differences, specially in collision boxes.Why? Ask Toby.
>>569765464>Im vader btw>(plz no hatin)holy shit that's good hahaha
>>569765225>Toby's dogshit coding but Undertale>Talks about a problem with coding in Chapter 3 Toby didn't do
>>569765528Why?>Ask T-*shakes you* YOU DONT THINK WE HAVENT ASKED FOR NEWSLETTER
Not updating my UndertaleNot updating My DeltaruneGo fuck yourself
Toriel took a massive mother dump in the mother toilet and forgot to flush so it clogged and now there's stinky mother water everywhere
Fave hates rapeslop and only enjoys fictional consensual sex.
>>569765464OF COURSE, MY EST33MED CUSTOMER! [[Click Here]] TO CLAIM YOUR PR1ZE!
>>569765239meANON YOU NEED TO EAT PASTAANON??? ANNOOOOOONNNN??!?!?
>>569765738Fave is not Kris, Noelle, sans, Dess, Mike, Alphys, Friend, Pizzapants, or MTT
Original pirate 2915 Undertale is now lost mediaThe lost girl was Undertale the entire time...I dont use reddit btw
what if burnt peanut was called rape peanut and he said a little bit of raaaaaaaape instead of little bit of gooooop?
>>569765942>burnt peanut you have to be over 18 to post on this site
>>569765738Berserk/Game of Thrones and its consequences
what if i ate the rotten asshole of a roadkill doe and down it with beer?
Kris will bring in an era of peace by sacrificing the Lancer Fan Club
In the washer with fave on its spin cycle**sonic the hedgehog reference?
>>569766015im 34
You guys ever tried the peanuts and cola thing? Is it worth?
my dad would rather fuck, the rotten asshole, of a roadkill deer and down it with beer
What are the latest toby fox news? Any signs of life post latamgate?
>>569765795join us you whore
In Chapter 5 Kris meets Charlie Brown
>>569766247Still developing (it's going well!)
>>569747903? What happened?
>anon is downright REFUSING to eat moms spaghettigrim
>>569766247the way latinxos use identity to issue demands to white creators for free crap is patheticjust translate it yourselves, that's what the Japanese did
>>569765737should have done it in her mother diapers no mess that way
I hope chapter 5-- ate-- LOTSA SPAGHETTI
>>569765239>>569765815>>569766445i got distractd :C but yes i will eat the geti
>>569766198No. It doesnt enhance the flavor or anything, in fact thats why people do it. The peanuts taste like plain peanuts and the coke tastes like coke, they dont react. People did that back then, putting peanuts in a glass bottle of coke, because they were kids playing in the mud or farmers working with cowshit, so being able to eat something throughout the day right from the glass bottle was convenient.
>>569764482How come NOBODY calls it TUMBLR SPACING when you have to do the SAME THING
Papyrus REALLY like this spaghettiposting and is asking if he can save them
a Brazillian is going to make a Brazillian version of your Fave
i love buckethead <4
>>569763514
>>569766091if you're 34 and you watch burnt peanut that's extremely sad and you're probably mentally stunted. his schtick is designed to appeal to 13 year olds.
>>569766551good boy! who's a good boy! you are! yes you are! you are the good boy! oh such a good boy! very good boy!
I just had a very vivid dream of cuddling with Kris and he was so cute and awkward and sweet and he was so warm and I wish it was real now I'm sad
>>569766654I still can't believe Romero got them to do the SIGIL soundtrack
>>569766681just let people enjoy things
>>569766668Me as Friend Gaster
>>569766473he's not gonna fuck you bro
Toby came to me in a dream and told me he is just so stressed with deltarune that he's thinking about starting a side project to stay sane
>>569766745I don't think Kris would like you calling them a him.
>>569766868nta but he has a big 'ol penis so i think he would
I hate Ralsei this game would be exactly the same if Ralsei stopped existing after chapter 1 seriously just put a mural on a wall somewhere fuck this stupid gay goat piece of shit
>>569766865Back to work, Toby
>>569766624you may :D
>>569766681we're on a general for a kids game. we are all mentally stunted
>>569766681NTA but damn you're an asshole.
Japanese Fave commited rape and got away with it because in Japan rape victims never win and settle out of court.
>>569766957Alright, who let Ralsei go online again
>>569766987i know you are but what am i?
>>569766797low morals latinxo gaijin detectedmake your own games
fave hates the new lego pokemon
>>569766865More vtuber collabs with Camellia?
>>569766681Harsh but true words.
>>569766987Deltarune is for millennials, it's not a kids game anyone of all ages can enjoy it.To enjoy Burnt Peanut you have to be 13 or have an extreme case of arrested development, there just isn't a universal appeal it's just juvenile.
>>569766839I'm hosting my own server and we were just going to play through the game together and do the major quests/main story. One of the people involved hasn't played Morrowind before and I've never beaten it so I just wanted a normal group experience. But yeah its my server so nothing will get reset unless I want it to be
undertale is for boysdeltarune is for girlsjust my opinion not trying to offend anyone
I only play mature games for mature gamers such as myself
sans is more attractive than real human men
>>569767190Even if it's "true" in your eyes you have to have a pretty big ego to think people give a shit about your opinion that they're mentally stunted for liking something. Either that or you get a weird power trip from talking down to others.
>>569767338this is true because all of the boys transitioned since undertale released
>>569767110takes one to know one
Dino of support
frisk participates in slur sundays
My milkshake brings all the Faves to the yard
Kris defeats the Knight by adding a Gigachad to their post in a debate
>>569767624Kris and Frisk bonding by singing slurs over the piano
You are the gayest monster since gay came to gaytown
Kris debates using facts and facts don't care about your feelings
>>569767341There's a difference between something juvenile which appeals only to children and works that are made for children in mind but that have a universal appeal. There's no artistry to Burnt Peanuts, there's nothing deeper for an adult to enjoy unlike actual artistic projects like movies, tv shows, books or games made so everyone can enjoy them.
>>569767952Kris sings swears not slurs.
>>569767860
Am i getting psyop'd? im googling Burnt Peanuts and see nothing. wtf are you guys talking about???
i love burnt peanut :)
>>569768131They had to tone it down for church
>>569768232we made this guy up to troll only you
>>569768071Let it go dude
burnt peeny
Burnt Peanuts is the best thing ever! I love when he jumped through a flaming hoop!
Who is you most neutral drawfag that you have feel okay about?
>>569768207Sorry for the second reply, but if you are seriously interested I'll just let the thread know when the server's up. It'll just be called some shit like "/UTG/" in the server browser and it won't be password locked. We're starting in 3 hoursBut yeah I'm probably not gonna let people cheese and farm stuff man we're gonna bulldoze enough with like 4 people as is lol
>>569768071You can’t teach a retarded dog new tricks
here's how kris would sing the ch 4 hymnHeaven knows the SHIT that we've FUCKED from our ASSOf the RETARDS cutting deep and the FAGGOTS that save us
>>569768421Me
why are chileans so autistic?
>>569768421myself
Susie dragging her ass across the floor with her arms
>>569768573>sounds of Susie cheering loudly in the otherwise quiet church
>>569768458You're really sad.
>>569757949Obese gassy pregnant slob retro game modder Tenna...
Susie wiping her ass on my brand new luxurious shag carpet.
Susie wiping her ass on my Giorgio Armani suit, my dad knows him
jews ruined my life
>>569768973Nothing about specific factions. So far as the class lineup goes, I'm doing a Spearchud/Rogue thing, another guy is gonna be ane axe Barbarian, and idk about the other people.
>>569768759please erp somewhere else
kris goon theory
how do i make the voices in my head SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FU
>>569769064I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTT HAVIN THAT SHIT
Anybody else realize that given the recent trend of younger generation creatives, Gooseworx,toby, guy behind that obsession movie,Hussie, Hating Lore, that Toby probably isn't going to give us any answers to most if not all of the questions in the game and will pivot mostly on interpersonal conflict?
pixels kane has been spotted sayign reportedly 20 years old backroosm
fave gets trapped in the bathrooms
>>569767415No.
>>569764983 (Me)FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING DOG MAKE MY GAME STOP STUTTERING YOU MUTT
>>569769214Toby...
>>569765464This reference is over 20 fucking years oldWhere the hell did the time go
I'm turning 30 in 2 months and I've made nothing
>>569764482Arguably those example statements shouldn't have line breaks at all. Complaining about new lines or double-spaced formatting between separate thoughts is just being retarded and illiterate.
If Rudy also gets sick and dies in Undertale then his Deltarune sickness can’t be solely attributed to being the knight
>>569771185Just make sure you've made something by the time you're 40
Making fat Tenna posts only cause I think its funny
>>569770719I have seen some variation of this every 5 posts while looking for more art and it is maddening!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>569771185Better to start late than to not start at all
>>569770131There's definitely going to be at least a few questions that get unresolved. E.g. I think people will still be arguing about Kris Slash Theory 10 years from now.
Making fat Tenna roast only cause he thinks its yummy
>>569771237I dont think Toby is letting alarm clock dialog force him into a corner
>>569771185It's not a competition, anon :)
>>569771185Who cares
I'm actually unironically fucking old holy shit it's washing over me hoooooooly shit
>>569769313>Swatch when he hears Tenna loudly passing gas and going "EEEEERRRRPPPPP" in the castletown cafe during peak hours
>>569771454Why would it be forcing him into a corner if it’s an intentional writing decision
>>569771789Grandpa can i have some money for ice cream
>>569771237He becomes sick(falls down) in both timelines, arbitrarily.In DR he starts darkmaxxing and becomes the Knight, which exacerbates his condition.In UT he gets Determination treatment, and melts into a Memoryhead.
I'm old and unemployable at least I'll have Deltarune to look forward to for the rest of my life
>>569771789I had this moment when I grew out my beard and noticed how much gray was in it and it felt very bad
ohhhhhhhhhhhhg
>>569772121Is he a confirmed amalgamate in UT?
I give up - I'm tiredMy entire "Deltarune Chapter 5" project is goneI worked on it every single day and kept everything stored in the CLOUD cause I couldn't afford an external Hard DriveToday I found out my account had been deleted.Honestly, I don't even know what to do anymore.I give up
How come Sea of Thieves has a Foundry Mode but Deltarune doesn't? I thought Toby was supportive of fan creations?
>>569772329It's okay Toby the fans will remake it for you.
>>569772190Do normalfags seriously see this and not see sexy bedroom eyes?
>>569772190fap fap fap
>>569772558the generic anime girl means nothing to me
new /utg/ trigger: burnt peanuts
>>569771185I know it's #blogposting but I'm 29 and I've also finished almost no projects in the last ten years, that's why I've been forcing myself this year to be as creatively productive as possible and try and quell the inevitable "this sucks, this is terrible, I give up" stage... you should start small and when a lack of motivation/drive inevitably rears its head (and it will, trust me) just say to yourself "NO, fuck you inner voice, I'm going to keep working on this and finish it" and stick to it. If I had been able to silence the inner voice sooner I would have had so many cool projects brought to fruition. I'm not going to let that stop me anymore and neither should you :)
>>569772301No I made it up. Memoryheads are weird though with their phone connection, and no confirmed DR equivalent.
>>569772825That's creepy
I burnt my pingus cooking bacon naked one time
I'll make my indie game when I'm 40, I'll have time then.
/utgpt/ generate me some sprite animation ideas
>>569770131>younger generation creators>lists a nearly 50 year old manDating 20 year olds doesn't make you young
>>569772809*plaps you*
>>569773159It does if you harvest their plasma
50 years young sonny haha
>>569771831I dont think Toby had details this concrete back then
>>569773156what if kris did the 6 7
Hussie and Toby won
Will telling Ralsei to smile or not change anything?
>>569773378He released that dialogue after deltarune came out
>>569773156Susie firing her Susie Blast
>>569773156Give me 100000 gallons of water first.
>posting in /utg/ in our 50sCh7 newsletter when?
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE make better posts, bad posts drain my HP, AAARRGGGHHH
>>569773601I left it in my other pants
I don't care about the Homestuck guy stop mentioning him.
>>569773545If you do he'll probably stick to the Prophecy and send the gang to slaughter or whatever the tragedy is
>>569773686Forecast says ded thred todayI hope you saved your funposts for days like these i can let you borrow some of my stash
>>569773545your choices don't matter anon (except when they do)
>>569773643>all the pillars are dead and replaced with self-learning AI
>>569773913Toby's character dialogue has never been misleading.
Did the choice to buy the game matter?
A single anon browsing /utg/ for 4 hours consumes more energy than 300 RalseiGPT searches
Hey guys, trying to make Susie in Everquest 2. Is this cute?
>>569773643(coughs into my oxygen tube and turns around in cooling pod) fat catty titties...
my grandma thinks Jesus is speaking to her through Gemini
For $25 I should be able to romance whoever I want to in a JRPG.
>>569774072Ye
>>569773842Oooo i didnt think about Kris being the LATEST Vessel iteration thats cool so kind of a loop
>>569774040That's because RalseiGPT does nothing but ask if he looks cute in a dress.
I never thought my family would be affected by ai then my mom showed me a generated animation of a lady seeing a cockroach and pissing herself
>>569774206>non-human that mimics human speech and tells lies to be liked>this must be the lord and not the other guy that book warns about!
>>569774072Holy heck you did it
What if Tenna got so fat he had to sit in a big tub and float around like Baron Harkonen
>>569774421Its too late ive lost count how many times ive had to say >thats ai
Why can't you date noelle
Chapter 5 when?
>>569773545It changes his tea value which will be relevant when you get new character teas in chapter 5
After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about newsletter
>>569774421it's cool that your mom can indulge in watersports fetish with you
>>569774072Pros and cons of everquest?
>>569774748She's into older guys. She only likes Susie cause Susie is 19
>>569774748joseph bulkin……………..
>>569772190Hooman sexo.
>>569774840What is the point of doing that other than to appease dataminers? Since each chapter is is own game, the code in chapter 4 doesnt matter as the game can only check the flag for dialog choice that an entirely new function would look at for tea values
>>569773643What if, uh... what if I'm already doing that?
>>569775518Why don't they look like that
i still dont know anything the teas or tea values i dont remember tea in the game at all except when gerson serves tea and when ralsei serves the cake with tea in hometown
>>569774304>>569774510Thanks!>>569774918I am messing around creating characters, give it a download on Steam and try it out. There have so many different server options and no this isn't an ad. You could prob make tons of UT/DR characters, they even have rats and frogs...
>>569775593https://youtu.be/Msxsu448JmE?t=12
playtesters just informed Toby he forgot about spincake againat least 2 more months added to release date
Anyone else noticed it was 6/7 and still no deltarune chapter 5
>>569774748she isn't real
>>569775707joseph bulkin………………….
>>569775593i cant imagine witnessing the world change 10 times over
someone posted a pic of pregnant chara sucking on her own tit and I jacked off to it
>>569775593you ruined the world
>>569775304Datamining is a diagetic plot point.The true ending will be impossible without it.
>>569774641Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
>>569776150all I do is jerk off and watch anime, what did I do
>>569775593I don't believe you. Show birth certificate.
>>569775593Do you have a wife and kids?
>>569775593Do you have a 50 year old female friend who likes younger men
>>569775947i honestly thought no spincake in chapter 4 was a nerf to make the game harder
>>569776269I have a waifu, if that's what you mean
>>569776217Your cum made the seas radioactive
at this rate by the time deltarune is complete i will be close to starting menopause
I HATE MY GRANDCHILDREN
Deltarune took so long to make Spyro came back rendering Susie useless as a purple The Dragon
me and my beautiful /utg/ girlfriend who is definitely real
>>569775947He forgot new Malius items too. And dojo battles except for one. And the target symbols from Chapter 1 are still gone.
>>569776710And the Mission and Kris following my commands and being me
>>569776710*shakes head in a "Toby is a hack" kinda way*
I'm a 38 year old businessman with a beautiful pregnant wife who I love very much
>>569776710Toby Forgot
I'm a 26 year old moi-BRRRRAAAAPPPPP
>>569776893DON'T BUY THE GRILL YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOUR ARM
>>569776093Happy to offer respite for weary eyes. Been desire to suck on her boobs too. Imagine holding each other close after a stressful day and ending it off under weighted blankets tasting each other.
Mr. Cattenheimer was quite charming before he fell in the trash compactor, slammed his head so hard he became brain damaged Mr. Dink, and has his arm crunched off
I'M A 48 YEAR OLD SALESM- [halloweenfartcompilation2.mp3]
I NEED TO FUCK BUG TENNA RIGHT NOW AAAAA
Past a certain age a fave without a family can be a bad thing
>>569777430I'm only 32 and I'm already experiencing soul crushing loneliness I can't do this for 30 more years.
DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5XBOX CONSOLE EXCLUSIVE
Why wont fave let me hit it raw even though shes already hit menopause?
>>569776819New CoL...
>>569777572This is where beer, hentai and 4chan come inThis is wisdom from your elders
>>569776710>He forgot new Malius items too.Malius has celiac disease and couldn't come up with any new recipes you insensitive asshole
>>569777809>beer, hentaiI abstain from these vices
Any spamtennafags wanna buy this and tell us what it's about?https://booth.pm/en/items/8033815
Kris after pushing all their friends away will finally abstract like Dess did
>>569777430Family can be a dog or cat
>>569777809>beer and hentaiwe have vapes and goonslop now old man
Yeah Fave doesnt give a shit anymore and bought a 2000 kromer sex doll that looks like Madeline from Leon
Kris post-scratch abstraction the purification in progress...
I'm happyI'm feeling gladI've got sunshineIn a bagI'm Old!
Fave enjoys being single and volunteers at an animal shelter
>>569775593Alphys...
>>569778262>cut to anon eating dog food in a cage
>>569778014isnt that the full on pixiv?
Fave's 7 ex wives
Fave hates ai but is lonely with poor self-control so fave talks to an ai chatbot anyway and it satisfies some cravings but not many. Fave knows it's all fake at least so Fave won't go crazy but Fave hates relying on it and living in a technocrat dystopia
>why do we have to do this>mom said if we dont we wont be allowed to colony travel>ugh>ok grandpa hold still we are uploading disk uhhh "/utg/ c. 2026 v3.1b" okay?>*gets annoyed that they narrate everything but nods*>why are there versions? prime memplay has the best feel>grandpa doesn't think it is real, or "canon">what does thay even mean>idk >ok it's done waste is cleared fresh stims and juice with reminders ready mom says to make them last the month because you keep using up the stims also our numbers are saved >anything else? >*dont even answer and hits GO!>*breaths loader breath blinks and-*whoa got some deja vu there you guys ever wonder if this is some sort of loopwhoaoaoa Susie baBOOBA *chhhhuuuuuuuuup SMACK smackchupsmackchuuuuuuuuppullsuck twirls tongue suckpullSMACK lerpchuupchuupchuuuup*
>>569778014
Did The Translation Shitstorm shatter Toby's social media experience forever? Is that why there's so few updates
I think susie would wear a sleeveless hoodie very well
Imagine teens getting radicalized and joining ICE because the Mexicans that made Toby go silent pissed them off
Fave has allergies so no pets
>>569778526You can always talk to me. I'm better than any AI.
Fave tells the AI chatbot to insult and reject fave because otherwise it doesn't feel real
>>569777572Can get into making greens and/or ASMR to satiate the longing, maybe lucid dreaming over on /x/?
>>569778536That's not Susie. This artist draws the sexiest shota!kris but the worst Susie.
fave has accepted they'll be alone forever because of an unrequited love that precludes them from having feelings for anyone else.
>>569778742Fave doesn't have a direct chat but moreso just does an AI dungeon esque thing where they write a self insert story. Fave knows it's bad and feels guilty and maybe Fave should just get into creative writing instead of this bullshit. Unfortunately the predatory AI companies know the adrenaline rush of feeling like someone else is responding back to you and RPing with you.
utgpt please dry up a thousand lakes by tomorrow or I'll have the oneyplays boys make torture porn out of you
>>569773156blook family playing a card gameor whatever family of your choice
the carol hidden away on the whiteboard is sooooo cute
>>569778923don't do that, don't limit your life like that
>>569779085>AI models of the thread pillarsSomeone fund this
Can we talk about something fun, Fave is getting depressed
>>569779260nigga FUCK the pillars
>>569779378That's what the models are for
>>569778580Yeah, he killed himself. The team are trying to get chapter 5 done from notes he left behind and half remembered conversations but 6 and 7 are fucked.
>>569776496>50 year old virginGrim
Fave uses AI chatbots to roleplay their secret desire of having Eggman as their dad taking them to McDonalds
>>569765738fictional dubcon is infinitely better than rapeslop but these unwashed masses will never understand
Chapter 5 will have Tupac, and he'll also be a new /utg/ thread pillar.
>>569779378Which one? Mitsuri? Shinobu? ...Tengen?
>>569779271No.
Tupac alive in /utg//utg/ has wisdom of the Favorite
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS
Fave lives above the grocers store, owned by a Mexican. Often calls Fave down to eat. And he jokes about his broken English, tries to be a friend to fave.But for all their years of reading conversation, Fave stands without a word to say.
Alphys rolling out the shitty CRT TV on the cart to show Super ICE-Es Pizza Me to the classWait I think I did this bit before nevermind.
>>569779217you are what you love, not what loves you.
susie be like har har har im a sexy purple barney
Krisu
Susie MUGEN character that is a poorly animated jpeg that takes out 70% of a characters healthbar with a single punch
>>569779454Alphys REALLY wishes she was Sage just so Eggman could be her dad
>>569779271How about the FUN gang because fun is in the You get itFave is prepping their microgreens kit I wonder how anons peppers are going thats been on faves mind
complaining about Tupac in Chapter 5 is like complaining about Nixon in Cat Petterz 2
elmer fudd im starting to get sad.jpg
>>569779835>I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish
>>569780163I assume this is code for something that happened but Nixon in Cat Petterz 2 reminds about how there was a Bill Clinton Tamagotchi
we've got ants
>>569779738>it's just a film of catty's daily routine
utg is my favorite chatroom
officer, /utg/ was a roleplay chatroom I thought that yume was 18+
>>569780498That's basically a porno to me
>>569776597I was thinking about this just the other day
>>569780501i think the threads have been slightly better since more people accepted it was just a fuzzy cwitter chatroom, before only the pillars treated it that way so it was just depressing.
>>569780498Sometimes you can see Catti in the background with her eyes censored but its always her sitting in the exact same position she is in the classroom
It's me Fave Hansen. Why don't you have a seat over there.(battle_start.ogg)
>>569770591I don't think you understand how old the people are who are making entertainment and art.Yes, Hussie, despite being 46, is a younger creator.Miyamoto, for instance is almost 80
>>569780501For what it's worth, it can get pretty cozy
>>569780859We got an anonymous tip from someone... let's call her Catti C. No, that's too obvious. Let's say C. Cattenheimer.
>>569777572hi grandpa
>>569779435I am your futureIt's not so bad
>>569780983Yeah but youre comparing the guy with someone who invented video games
>>569780758*slaps you* those people suck not because they're off-topic but because they're not fun to chat with
>>569781086Fave finds it weird how much people
>>569780741Tennapause lol>Tenna's face freezes up again as he feels hot flashes from his aging hardware
>>569781275is this your completed sentence or?
>>569770131They're all hacks
*puts penis in your mouth and relaxes bladder muscles*
>>569780983If you have to compare him to a major studio executive to make him seem young, he's not young. He's closer in age to Todd Howard than Kane Parsons.
Backrooms kid is going to be the new thing to taunt the oldies with isn't he
>>569778923fave is going through this as well, the only thing fave can do is trudge along and keep meeting people, someone will tickle that part of your brain that latched onto the one before them
>>569781232i am fun to chat with THOUGH
>>569781442Fine fuck hussie I don't care what that fag does.Though he's still influential on how TOBY tells stories.
>>569781790no you arent kill yourself
>>569780983cmon son
>>569781314It must be terrifying for him
>>569781914gross susie
>>569781790you're like utg's retarded cousin we're all forced to babysit
ALL MY NIGGAS SHIZO HAIL GASTER
>>569781914I'm coming to your house and beating you to death for making me see this. It's bad enough trying to filter ai slop from every single search I've done in the past two years. This shit makes me want to put bleach in my eyes
Lets all love numbers
>>569781086You mean grandma, whippsrsnapper. *makes you chocolate chip cookies*
>>569781914Thank you anonNever stop posting <3
>>569781847>>569781968:(>>569782076>>569782076>>569782076:)
>>569781914KYS
>>569781790
>>569781914this post made me laugh
We need /utg/ group meditation.
today's 67 daydoes utg celebrate?
>>569782020Where the fuck can you even listen to this now
>>569782231<3
>>569781886I wonder what Kirby's power would be after sucking up Asriel Or any of the favesAsriel is a boss maybe he cannot be sucked up, so only kid bossesUnless we're operating with Smash Bros rulesSo he can suck up everyone except the schizobosses, Asriel and Flowey. Probably the Knight but it is stoo fun to see Kirby with horns and the Tenna double slice as the power so Knight is an exception
>>569781914This implies live action Deltarune would have a cgi Ralsei but Susie in makeup
Fave wanted to make chocolate milk but fave just remembered they don't have milk...
>>569782389<3
Fave remembers all the non-Americans being confused when Kris made the chocolate milk with a syrup bottle
>>569782087actually wholesome I recently lost my grandma so this unintentional joke is kinda nice
>>569781914I like how it couldnt decide what Ralsei is so he is every white fuzzy creature ever
I need to poop real bad but I'm too lazy
>>569782650>YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF, GET OFF THE GAME
FAVE GO TO THE BATHROOM THERES SHIT COMING OUT OF YOUR PANTS
Jockington is a demon Catti summoned because she doesn't have any real friends.
Where the FUCK is the bread?
>>569781232that's my exact point. they suck so anything that dilutes the amount of posts by them is a good thing.
>>569781914Id rape this white Kris
>>569782650haha
>>569782634I like the idea of an on-topic post still being worded like this.
>>569782289*charges up thread doing rapidfire 6 7 and humming with an increasing pitch*
>>569782774I dunno>*suspiciously bread shaped neck*
questioni have alot of susie imagesthat are not numbered in filenames that i didnt know i hadif i wanna share those do i need to make a zip file and then catbox it?or are there alternatives?>>569782560:D
*waddles away with suspiciously new thread shaped tummy*
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASSBALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEL
Deltarune adaptation but it's a Spy Kids or Sharkboy & Lavagirl type of CGI movie
>>569782642Sorry to hear that anon
>>569782945>>569782945>>569782945Hop on
Miyamoto didnt make Zelda until he was 35, you still have time
>>569782735>>569782759nut yeth waht the hell
>>569782912There are a lot of similarities between Chapter 2 and Sharkboy and Lavagirl, it was a popular topic. Down to there being a big robotic villain and an ice princess
