Previous: >>569747498>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>569768984curse you fuji kiseki for making me do unity runs!!!
>>569768984RELEASE THE CYCLOPS FILES
I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
>very pretty OP artI love to see it
fucky sucky
>>569768984
wahey
are the doxing websites broken? because surely there aren't people (during the Fuji event too) who have gotten 0 fans since last month
this thread will lbe bouncier
sorry danchou, can't play today, is church day
>doing parent runs on "level-4" difficulty>don't notice a single difference, have actually been burning less clocks than usualthere's no way you guys are opting to produce worse parents and get less fans due to this event.
>>569769308Mambro...
Sunday!
>>569769207Cute dates with Fuji where she escorts me.
>>569769303el autisto...
so /uma/?
>>569769340parents? i'm just speeding the event in ura idgaf
An interim CM announcement!A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (8/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995everyday an anon fills a slot, hopefully this momentum wouldn't be stopped.
Gold City feet in my mouth
I just vacuumed and now my place smells nicer.Guess I need to vacuum more than once a year.Need umawife to clean my place while I'm working all day.
>>569769449wahey
>>569769484I dub thee,Pompom
why is it always, always, always pace
>>569769541
>>569769542I really want to pull this cute retard AND I CAN'T AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>sweepy do the funny and let us get podium!>AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
ᵐᵉᶦˢʰᵒ ᵈᵒᵗᵒ ᵈᵉˢᵘ
>>569769519I'm tempted to join just because you post Calstone. Will you accept a degenerate trainer who lusts after Super Creek???
>my trainee showed up with another man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ky18o6-ykg
>>569768719the guy on the badge, obviously
>>569769729I unironically need her sternness in my life.
>Had 3k clovers worth of extra uma shards in the storagewoah, 30 free clocks
kimi to yume wo cock
>>569769927Welcome to the clubTalking to your uma
Eishin Flash and Wonder Acute
>>569769732gotta plan for her....... it's my next target after tachyon but maybe I will actually have enough tickets for her without spending carats
>>569770063you'll regret that when they update the clover shop
>>569769996Gold City sweaty pits in my mouth
so if i want to make a late ace, i need good accels so she can actually catch the front plus midgame stuff to beat all the other lates/endsbut the good (or at least less bad) accels are inherits from trainees and cards i don't have, and the accels i do have just don't work most of the timerough
>>569770103me on the left
>>569770103damn vf really glowed up frfrfr
>my trainer showed up with another uma
my tosho?swept (it was 2/2/1 but don't tell her)
>>569769449Cute newfren discovered ritual posting...
>>569770119I'm at the point where I'd have sac one of my other pulls, fuck I hate being a poorfag
>>569770302Me under Suzie
>>569770269If you want to run paces or lates you'll be gambling on the accel
i had a dream i just woke up and disbanded my club
>>569770268conceptualize the aroma
>>569770412I'm 49.
>My trainer showed up with another man
>>569770320BASED
>>569770153what do they update the clover shop with? and when?
Your trainee wants to have children with YOU, Torena. Don't deny her wish.
>>569770515Uoh
>>569770413thankfully I'm probably gonna pain paces after tachyon comes out and I already have finemo MLB so don't need to pull for maru ssr
>>569770549That man? Me.
>>569770549me as that man
>>569769851You are very much welcome at ExcelUma, there's no discrimination as to who you like the most anondacchi. It may not be obvious at a glance but Calstone Light O has em too
>>569770483mambro....
>>569768984Just stop what you are doing and join HaythereMake sure to put /Uma/ in bio
>>569770483Mambocho nyo...
>>569770549That's awful!>>569770627>>569770641Keep going
>>569770483autisdanchou...
>>569770441alright but i'd like to not be rolling two separate one in four changes which need to both succeed as the baseline
>>569770607very nice, you'll be in a great position when Ramonu drops, then, because she's pace too, just like Finemo, so your pacers are going to be fantastic.
>>569770603>jealous phoneposter attempting to fearmonger
who the FUCK is strelitzia
>>569770830>I'd like not to gambleToo bad, you're relying on inheritables that are incredibly finicky until they change the "phase_random" accels into "first half of phase" ones.
>>569771074me
>>569770831already have nishino and ny opera too, I need to maybe get spooked by taiki and I'll be ok if it comes to parents for some time too
>>569771074My dickNow hop on it
>>569770549that man? literally mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pENpIU2WMMQ
>>569770421Falco...
>>569770646>>569770734nyope
if u read this ur gay lol
>>569771074
I can't believe Almond Eye glazing has been going since 2022
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK GUAAAAAAAAAAHDSAJHDD
>>569771421sex with cute retarded women
BOYSEX
>>569771074A WoW guildie.
>>569769927you mean trainer
>>569771545YES IN MY MOUTH
Imagine being in the same class as your dad.
>>569771558absolute sex delicious soft thighs
I wonder what girls feel likeI bet they feel good
>likes to watchIs Digi a cuck?
>>569771856Fuku's fukumanko
>>569771930No just a voyeur
digitan stinks
Digital is a whore
>>569772086yes
>>569772175Sex with everyone featured in this webm
>>569772175>english dub
>>569772086>>569772135don't shay that.....
>>569771779yes to all 4
>>569771779
>>569772175The whores of Tracen.
Alright bros, Im heading in now. Please be nice to me
>>569772358>dub
I don't understand anything Helios is saying...
>>569772175we bounce like this
>>569772614she's using paripi speak from the 90's
>>569759843doesn't she become quite viable after they buff her?
>>569772358it's not the worst sounding dub i've heard
>>569772614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2hCuLSqJdoPalmer...
>>569772680Wait so her way of talking is dated? I thought I was just uncmaxxing!
look at this dood...
>>569772664no one bounces like that
>>569772829her jp speak is basically how gyaru spoke in the 90's
>>569772695no she still sucks ass, only her summer alt is decent in pvp
>>569772868don't dox me bro not cool
>>569772868Kevin Nguyen is bangin' his GF while he's CM maxxxing
Shichi got mad at me...
>>569772868but where is his last team member?
>>569770521cute newunc
I liked Tosen Jordan until I saw her flirting with that bum Nakayama
>>569772998Why is this name so common. I'm Australian and I've probably met like 5 of these dudes. They're either lame nerds or hood gangsters
My jobka won her first and only race
do you want daring strike to proc early in the mid race to move up or do you want it to proc just right before the spurt for carryover?
>get home after being gone for 5 days>immediately hornywhy
>>569773504gwo..
>>569773248something like 40% of all vietnamese people have the surname nguyen. i dont think any other ethnicity has a surname that is that common.
>>569773613Those pits get very sweaty when she's worked up
>>569772557gl
>>569773613I look like this?
>>569773248Kevin was a very popular name in the 90s so the asian immigrants would name their kids Kevin so they'd blend in better. "Kevin Nguyen" specifically in the viet internet is their representation of "Chad Thundercock", which is even more funny given how common of a name it is.
>>569773504masturbate
what's the deal with Nguyen anyway like how the FUCK are you supposed to guess how it's pronounced from the spelling
>>569773415Both, it's all random depending on the lobby composition and positioning
>>569772813Post the fanbox one, I need to see those tits and kemono is DEAD
I won't say it
holy
>>569773070City's love is so heavy
How do I convince my trainee to stop hitting on me
>>569773976Won't say what...
>>569773891nguyening ticketas in win
>>569773976she's in heat again
>>569773976Who the fuck is this
>>569773891You wait for some other chinaman to pronounce it or pronounce it the white way and ignore the G.
>>569774282she really wants to get raped by her trainer
>>569773891you will never be able to pronounce it gweilo>t. viet
digitan would probably have sex with you if you asked nicely
>>569773415ideally it procs so that it ends right after spurt starts so you get maximum midrace usage while still getting speed carryover. but barring that you'd have to do an analysis on how much duration you can lose to spurt vs lengths gained from speed carryover. but in reality it's always good so you take it and you can't control when it activates anyway, so the analysis is moot.
I love my yamato nadeshiko umawife.You know who she is, I don't even have to say her name.
digitan would probably have sex with anyone if it furthered her career
>>569774570
stealing Dober's stinky sweaty post training clothes with the excuse of washing them
>>569774570Based Taiki Shuttle lover
>>569773415In a vacuum, it's best if it procs late but like >>569774515 said, you can't control when it activates anyway
>>569774674sexy back
>>569774501What if I beg her on my hands and knees?
>>569774570Kawakami is pretty great
>>569772337including the puppet?
if I could further my career just by having sex with someone I would in a heartbeat
>>569774674mare
Reminder that Dober was fucked by Sundayman and his sons.
Sunday Derby when?
>>569774870digitan...
>>569774870
>>569774854DID I STUTTER?
Mejiro PalmerIs the least cute Mejiro
>>569773736Thx, got to B finals with 3/20!
autis/uma/ bros...
Don't talk shit about Palmer, I would be her too
>>569774993she would allow it
>>569775198>I would be her tooBwo....
>>569774570suzukaGOD...
Fuji mode in URA with 2x TP level 5 is fantastic. I'll be done with the whole event by tomorrow.
>>569775164cucktis/uma/
>>569775349puffy vulva...
die
>>569775504perfect for mutating aces into pace
I think Palmer is cute
>>569775701me as the trainer
This was being ran as a late surger in Group B
>>569771127Taiki you should get pretty soon, she's already available in Daily Legend Races. Go get yourself a great big pair of Great American Tits
>>569775163cheers!
whats the latest technology in umabots? i cant find shit on github because they dont use the term umamusume
>>569775701me as buena
>>569775782SOVL
>>569775164is this oc?
>>569775926not mine but anon made it yeah I just found the comic funny
Unfortunate that Nishino only has 1*...
>>569775782auto style select my bad
>>569771398GODDAMNITi wanted to post this
>>569775979copeable grandparent
>>569775974oh i couldn't find it on the archive at first but i tried again and found the original post
>>569768984sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>569776131paizuri window
>>569776001
>retention at 796kHoly dead game.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP
>>569775862uncs?
3rd place finals is fine
Did Cygames make all the mares horny? Some of the umas based on stallions aren't, eg Oguri Cap, but holy fuck each mare seems like they're 100% in heatare there any exceptions?
>>569775841I fucking HATE tanukis
>>569776357I just lie and tell my clubmates I got gold from second place A finals
>>569776285Your sacrifice will lay the foundations for future generations of this academy
>>569775841i LOVE fucking tanukis
>>569776254>I will not zerotsu post>I will not zerotsu post>I will not zerotsu post
>>569776446HOLY
>>569776446me riding
>>569776446
>>569776446me on the left
>>569776601me on the bottom
PORN!?
>>569776446Is this legal?
>>569774667white woman jumpscare
>>569775164danchou will come back, he just went to get milk
>>569776768Cheval porn
>>569776954
>>569776583
ZeroTwo is shit
>>569776370>>569776542
>>569776817>Helios when she sees me kissing Palmer
>>569777031Discount Lum
>>569777132Beat tanukisAbuse tanukisThrow tanukis in the woodchipper
we love tanukis and supiki here
>>569777132
>we
>wuz
>>569772175I did this
>wei
What a Marvelous Sundae
>it's owari da... Ug falco has the lead...>wait WHAThttps://files.catbox.moe/i05w20.mp4https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ymNGOVi2y0Hvw5CYDSoyojD8
Ongoinghttps://jiggie.fun/umajig6062026
>>569772337THE BUG TOO????
Hello friends!!
>>569777886>>569775054
ganbatte, Epstein-san
admire groove pornography
>>569773981bro is playing grand concert
>>569777815I stole a Falco win with my end closer yesterday too. That one was only SS but it is still satisfying to see.
My parents are super good but my inspirations are always ass
>>569772175why did the trainer do this? Shouldn't he be expulsed?
new creatura
Yae
>>569777968Hey
hear me outgyaru groove
I just had a terrible thoughtUgandan Helios running around screaming Do you know the WEIto Ebola
>>569778198hahahaha funny ahbufjshjdhahaha hahahah ahha ha hhgah ah ah
>>569778174canon
>>569778174
>>569778393@umagrok is this real
>>569778198I don't get it
Verxina is so cute
>>569777968
>>569778198*clicking tongue repeatedly*
>>569776369groove isn'turara doesn't know what sex ishishiama is sex but not actually that horny herself, she's busy being a dorm mom and picking fights
>>569778393I am the only white male that wants to fuck Bubble Gum Fellow.
my trainee keeps looking at me like this
>>569778442Why is Air Groove dressed like a prostitute?
>>569778508
>>569777968babyrapist kill yourself you freak makes me sick
>>569778174P-Peace!
>>569778802Hmm. Enter her in the Victoria Mile.
>>569778834I'm not a rapist it was consensual just look at that sexy ass stare she clearly wants me
>>569778097OYAKODON
>>569778847I wish I could be Air Groove
Thoughts on this skill?
>>569774240MEN
Curren Bouquetd'or
Imagine the aroma after she wears this cosplay for an entire hot day at Comiket
>>569779039you're not domineering housewifepilled enough
>>569778680can't believe I forgot about Urara, I just never have her and 'sex' in the same mental sentence so she's easy to overlookagree about Air Groove, but I haven't played Hishiama's career (don't have her), so I can't speak there.
>"I wish I could be a tranny"You already are, just need to do the snippety snip now, faggot.
>>569779304teio wouldn't say this
>>569779304>teiobro is projecting again
are trans people even real anymore? the hype died down.
>>569779304based teioposter validating someone's identity even pre-op
>>569779427HE SAID HE IS TRANS AND WANTS TO BE AIR GROVE BITCH READ THE THREAD >>569779438the "hype", or as anyone else calls it "fashion trend" is still strong, sadly.>even real anymorethey tend to die of natural causes
Uma yaoi
>day refresh>"hmmmm, i guess i will try making parents today">det no good parents>remember i wanted to try making turf parents for Urara>"i will make them next day">forget>repeat next dayBeen literally 2 weeks at this point, I may have early onset alzheimers
>>569779438Yeah I know multiple. They're all really cool and chill people and I think the rampant transphobia is cringe.
going to the grocery store you guys need anything?
>>569779672carrot steak
>I'll never get bullied by Gold City and Tosen Jordan
fine I'm queueing
GRASS WILL NEVER BE JAPANESE
>>569779672Instant coffee and ground beefonegaishimasu
>>569779813lol bitch
>>569779506no one was talking about being trans until you came bwo, check your fragile masculinity nothing wrong with wanting to be a girl sometimes
>>569779672a life
First-rate calcium
I wonder when danchou is gonna come back from the store...
>>569779813I don't think Jordan has enough brain power to bully someone
>>569779672Anal lube, a teiobro I met on grindr is coming over
ENTER
>>569780242Me on the left
I want Verxina and Shion to take out their frustrations of never being able to win against their rivals on me, in bed of course.
>>569780242>pokes their eyes
Go roleplay here>>>/trash/83248977
not interested in slop
>>569780204Tachyon drinking a latte!
>>569779696The biggest weeb to ever weeb
>>569780289>>569780304>>569780432Um what about Verxina?
>>569780209Anyone can say mean words, you banana
>>569779672No, I'm good.Bourbon did the grocery shopping for me.
>>569780576nobody wants that boring bitch over her sisters
umallah
>>569780576I'd rather be Vivlos
>>569780242no way fag
please let me in please let me in please let me in
I think Verxina is cute...
>>569780808gentildonna...
>>569779570i have nothing against transpeople, know a few myself. i imagine gender dysphoria would be quite difficult to handle and i support them seeking out ways to soothe that difficulty. i just cannot shake the idea that there exists a subset of the trans population that aren't actually gender dysphoric, are struggling with some combination of other disorders, but have erroneously latched onto the idea of transgenderism as an outlet due, in part, to the "popularity" and/or "trendiness" of it within their communities. my post was in half-jest but i wouldn't be surprised to hear that rates of transgenderism among youth dips while domestic discourse on the topic has taken a big backseat.
phew
https://youtu.be/oJ3KDFVFFDE
>>569778565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_lByyXrC1Q
I'm not trans, I'm autogynephilic.
What level of fuji paizuri is best if I'm remaking aces for this cm
there is a non zero chance that a trainee has gotten pregnant from a trainer at Tracen if the academy has been around for long enough >>569780808shame they forgot to give her a personality
Gold City feet in a nice pair of shoes
>people are saying that even with the new scenario you'll still need to keep doing MANT runs for good parentsYADA YADA YADA I WANNA DO NEW THINGS ONLY
>>569781307
Why so many anons want to be McQueen
>>569781242Erotic voice.
>>569781416>here comes the anon that believes doing the buffed URA runs is actually the true parent-making scenario
>>569781468
How do I convince my trainee to stop hitting me?
>>569779672Ice cream sandwich>>569780242This looks too comfortable i'd fall asleep before doing anything horny
>>569781492erotic AMERICAN voice
keep yourself safe from Mejiroposters.
mejiro dakedo
>>569781659
>>569781468They all want to be trained by me.
>>569781803That fucker won the genetic lottery. Kudos
>>569779069It is still an early race recovery which won't do anything.
>>569780242>why does my bed smell like a stable?
>>569781659I don't see what's so dangerous about them.
why is everyone rocking a meta team in round 2what happened to the wacky but strong teams you used to come across
jesus was an umamusume
FatQueen
>>569778834
>>569781776you will not tempt me, demon
>>569780974If they as a class acted respectfully, nobody would mind them at all. Unfortunately, their activist side is the most arrogant, insufferable, entitled, obnoxious fucktards that ever befouled the streets of a protest. That combined with deeply unpopular policy positions (no father of a daughter wants weirdo men in her locker room/bathroom) meant inevitable backlash. uma musume
>>569781983>jesus was an uma>god the trainer>satan left to win on his ownThe fuck that kinda makes sense
>>569778586Chibi Cheval and Vivlos are so cute there
>>569781923Simply steal his knees
I was running the wrong ace the whole time all the way up until the point that I ended up in group B for round 2. I think I should just quit next month, I don't think I have any passion left for this game
>>569781970It's not them, it's the bodyguards.
4 maya, 4 flower and 5 sweepy wins on day 3the sweepy i made on day 2 is showing great results!!!i love sweepy!
>>569782217white woman jumpscare
Would Kawakami Princess really do this?
>>569781416because MANT will make the best parents until G1 affinity gets reworked. How many anons will actually do that? Hard to say, maybe only the buhis and f2p tryhards.
>>569780242what happens once I get in?
>>569782283 die
>>569782217To be fair, the game doesn't do much to help you retain your passion for itNo shame in respecting your own time
>>569782283I will rape you, murder you, then rape you again
>>569781973after VBourbon and Hoguri released, those kind of disappeared. Now with stronger umas the meta becomes harder to beat. It will probably get even worse with Summer Golshi.
>>569782169that makes no sense
sorry to everyone who missed group A finals couldn't be me tho
>>569782456
>>569782283nyo...
>>569782249They have bodyguards?
>>569782656sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
MEJIROMEJIROHIKARI NO MICHI WO
>>569782656
>three hours until i fail to make finals for the first timei feel like quitting.
>>569782647Rice would say and do this!Rice does not refer to herself that wayRice will starve you and make you do 50 MANT runs for a mealRice would say nigger
>>569780242me on your left
>Super Creek>Air Grrove>AgnesWhy are there so many mommy characters among launch umas?
>>569783036>Rice does not refer to herself that wayThat part just doesn't really work in English
>>569782256vwo ur magic number 601 stam threshold? your +gajillion percentage of speed (so they say)?
>>569783091Cute Journey
Ever wondered why you couldn't make into A finals?
are we being raided?
>Agnes>mommy
>>569783227no
>>569783139w-w-watashi?
>>569783329yeahby me
>>569783350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT5EYKIwzd8Yeah?
Don't reply to me
>>569783139it's because of their large mammary glands
>>569783539https://youtu.be/xiMNmTpZuSo
making digitan the mother of my children
sweepy is my mommy
>>569783601And who are you?
>>569783749>Kitasan hands wrote this post
>>569783539I don't watch these but I feel like they all have the same voice
>>569783798
anyone who replies to my posts concedes that they are submissive and in need of an authority figure.
>>569783227no i know why
>>569783997
>>569783528Shut up Allen
Playfully teasing Umas about their cute stinky smelly cheesy vinegary girlfeets and making their faces red and their nipples hard from the playful vaguely sexual teasing~ <3 <3 <3 <3
>>569783869Kitasan wants to be Sweepy's familiar so bad
odds I quickly remake a new teamevens I start working for the next cm0 I eat my own cum
I just realized you need 3 MLB SSR speed cards ready for the next scenario
>>569784379well you can pick one up when it starts
>>569784379You just need Kitasan and Fine Motion until 2nd anni
>>569784264Rulership CUTE
>>569784234This is how the daughter of a "first rate" behaves? King is a pretty horrible parent...
>>569784379if you have Kita FineMo and Tach you are more than fine
>game hasn't even been out a year and I've already played over 200 hoursI think I have an addiction problem...
admire umanko
>>569784907
>>569784653cute wod>since drawing this the artist has shifted almost exclusively into smutman.
Those of you relegated to B, do you think you can still make it or have you given up?
MOMMY
>Air Groove>Daiwa Scarlet>Nice Nature>Rice Shower>Special Week
Good luck to those that still need to get to the A finale! And congrats to those that made it!
>>569785223nobody here actually failed to make A finals bwoyou literally only need 3 wins in a round once
>>569785291Why do western artists feel the unavoidable compulsion to overdraw anime noses?
https://youtu.be/LSjxcLqTgH4
>>569784898And 1LB s.maruzen, and 2LB light hello, and MLB NN …
>>569785223Imagine not making it to A when you have the end closer spurt cheat code.
This is my first time in Group B Round 2, I was going to feel bad about seal clubbing but half these guys have a platinum title.I've been in Group A finals 12 times and still haven't won.
I'm not even qualified for B finals again
>>569785584just run whoever you use for TT at that distance, that's how i got my 4 platinums
I LOVE WINNING TICKET
>>569776254huhsuzuka looks weird
>>569785505that one looks weird but it's still better than dotnose
horse with large naturals telling me everything is going to work out in the end possibly touching my hair high resolution
>>569785756Same
lost to thisshe had daring strike AND vigor
>>569785750Today will be your day. I believe in you.
I WILL GET TO A FINALS IN 3 HOURS
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh when does hakuraku start compiling cm15 data
>>569781416bwo the ura spark is very goood!!!!!!speeed for the zoomies and stam for the long races!!!! (3 of those a year, btw)>you're spamming speed and stamina is an afterthought>ura parents have dogshit affinity>the only reason you'd use them is that they can be bottedlol
Good night friends!!!
>>569786328Never!!!
>>569785540if you have the cards I mentioned then you also have a LH (since she comes with tachyon), which means you have 2 slots left (one of them being a borrow). Veterans who planned their pulls correctly can easily make 5 SSR decks and be in a great spot.
>>569785540>MLB NNlol
>>569786575Good night
I scammed my way into A finals with end oguri
very front-loaded thread. everyone coomed and left.all of us still here are basically the ones who didn't get picked at the dance...
>>569786938I'm doing my MANT runs...
>>569786938well I'm more of a pace chaser kinda guy
>>569786938don't cry lategod, keep on living! the chance may comeor it may not but you're used to gambling on everythinghahahaha
>haven't run a triple crown career in a month>careers are a breeze>no random bullshit>cortisol levels are at an all-time lowblessed.
>>569787150sameI don't even remember the last time I ran in the Tenno Sho (Spring)
>>569786592my free plats...
Gloved handjob from FineMo
>>569787406gloves are for fisting with
>>569787076Wifeshin
>>569777849Completed after 19 hours
>>569787406I wish she would deglove my cock instead
I got food truck tacos again. They have custom labeled salsa packets, which I didn't expect. And free fries again too.
>>569787531yes, I fuck all of them, and Tazuna too
>>569787631I want to Admire
Kissies?
>>569787662the fries look better this time, they were kinda rough yesterday.
Do you think they make special handcuffs that are strong enough to hold an uma musume? haha
>>569787150>Haven't ran Tenno Sho (Heavy) against a Super Creek Rival in over a month
Here anons
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
will redshift and plancha stay as good inherits for the foreseeable future?
>>569787978No
>>569787978red shift is always super dependant on the track (so usually no), same with Plancha (basically exclusive to miles and sprints)
>>569787978>red shiftyes, relevant for awhile.>planchalol.
SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN
we hit big boys
>>569786117That looks a lot like mine. Daring strike, vigour, shadow break and blossom.
>>569787848should change the dog with Durandal
looking at it, can I just reuse my xoguri from a few CMs ago in the next CM?
>>569769449WEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>569788186If any /uma/ anons want to they can, I don't have that kind of power
has anyone had abaloneis it good
>>569788146>SQUEEE OINK OINK BUHIIII SNORTsorry I didn't quite catch that
>>569787850It's very hard to choose.Flat chested uma can be dominated more easily and can fit more positions but big chested uma can have fun with their breasts plus they always catch the trainer's gaze. I think Sunday or Machan might be a good pick generally but Dober, Digitan and Cafe are peak in their own right.
>>569788072Red shift does not see use again until CM20.
>>569788231Not if she has u=ma2>>569788281Shut the fuck up. If you have been playing since the launch and don't have two SSRs near cap or welfare SSR and SRs capped then you're the problem.
>>569788278i've had abalone twice. they were freshly caught that very day by a friend on both occasions. i refuse to believe we prepared/cooked them properly because they were very meh, teetering on just outright bad.
>>569788495>Not if she has u=ma2I probably have some "failed" ones that didn't buy it desu. Do you still run a 4th one for redundancy next CM, which ones?
i want to bve an uma
>>569788495Look everyone, the pig is trying to communicate
>>569787848>>569788186You need this
>>569788278Has it multiple times at multiple teppanyaki placeseach time was midA lot of Japanese cuisine insists upon itself
>>569788585Are you gloating about the fact that you're shit at the game?
>>569788610>insists upon itselfwhat the fuck does that mean
>>569788495>quad gutsanon, that's a meme deck. you're meant to go something like 2/2/2 or 3/2/1speed.
How is this looking for the Sprint CM?
>chiyotranny [-]
>>569788741>SQUEEEEEEEEEEE
>4LB Advice Vega SR>3LB CB Wit>Not buhilol
>>569788785For what reason? I've had much better results with 4/2 than any other combination for Taishin.
Im gonna pull... PULL MY DICK
I can't find any guides on the specifics of spark calculations, does anyone know how the 1100 stat limit actually works? I know if you hit 1100 in a stat there's a 10% chance to get the 3 star blue spark instead of 5%, but is it only for that stat or also includes other aptitudes? Does the game see you got 1100 in a stat and apply the 5% increase only if you roll that stat as the spark or does it also increase the chances for other stats or even pinks? Is there no way to increase pink spark chance besides minimizing how many A aptitudes you have?
cringe gaylo
more like narita fagshit
>>569789224nobody bounces like this
>>569786575gn
>>569789152First you roll 1/5 for the specific stat, then you roll 10/100 to get a three star at 1100 stat or 5/100 at 600. The stat chosen is completely random, you can't influence it in any way.Pink spark rolls randomly between all your A rank aptitudes. Again, no way to influence it.
>>569789024are you under the impression that rating is what matters? gutsmaxxing is known to inflate rating, that's not what makes a good ace. i have an S+ oguri that has a higher WR than your UG taishit.>what reasonwhat do you think? for skills, obviously. only one of your four guts cards has a good skill attached to it.
>>569788585Genuinely you are terrible at the game if you have played for a while and don't have multiple SSRs of your choice. How many rainbow shards have we gotten over time? We even got a full 20/20 when they were introduced. I even roll for umas (just got Sweepy) and still have enough savings to MLB both Tachyon and Light Hello on their banners while already having Kitasan, Creek, and Finemo MLB. I won't need to use a single rainbow shard if I'm even mildly lucky, but I have 2 of them because there's nothing to really use them on if you're happy with your current deck because the game releases new "must-have" cards so slowly in the first year of Global.
>>569789024NTA, but both Kita and NTR give you access to a stronger gold skill than Vigor and a Power bonus, which ends up being more relevant than Bamboo’s Speed bonus since Taishin has a Speed scaling
>>569788769That phrase gets used when something knows that it is good so it bills itself that way, even when it isn't all that. It is usually done in an obnoxious manner. In this case people are glazing abalone because it is used in Japanese food, and since it is Japanese good it must also be good. But just being Japanese doesn't entitle you to anything.
>>569789378This is, unfortunately, what I feared.Thank you.
Shut the fuck up, /uma/. An OINKERGAWD is speaking...
nothing enrages buhibros more than being pointed out
>>569789914literally me
>>569789532>are you under the impression that rating is what matters? gutsmaxxing is known to inflate rating, that's not what makes a good ace. i have an S+ oguri that has a higher WR than your UG taishit.Wow good job on making an imbalanced team I guess? I'm not going to complain about a 75% win rate on a 3 end team.>>569789594I did use kita for a while but had way worse results. For Tamamo and Digitan I was basically forced to use her to cap speed, but I'm much happier with my Taishin's performance.
>>569787848
>>569788146>>569789024That WR isn't as high as you'd expect for that stat. I guess not having kitasan for curvature really bricks
Could I run this next CM?https://files.catbox.moe/urf78k.jpeg
>>569790029>Tanuki DurandalVery cute and based
>>569789914sorry dancho I keep having this problem looks like the weekend grind is over for me
>>569790007>track where taishin is quite literally the perfect unit>33% wr at ug1holy kek. piggies really don't know what they're doing.
>>569790050It's just that sometimes my other ends grab the acceleration windows before Taishin and win instead of her. If she misses her accels she's not going to win no matter how good her stats are.
>>569789914white login jumpscare
>>569790212Right. I suppose you always have perfect skill activations and don't suffer from pace down mode randomness. I bow to your superior wisdom.
>>569790050Mine’s fairly similar
>>569789714>>569789784What kind of schizo is it to act like anyone better at a free to play game than you must have spent money even if there is zero evidence of that in a game where the evidence would be plentiful if it was true? Are you genuinely delusional enough to believe this stuff, or is it just extremely loneliness to the point where you lie on the internet begging for someone to tell you "that doesn't make sense though" as your only form of human interaction?
this cutie is fun to tease
I fucking hate this obnoxious style of thumbnail. Do zoomers actually click shit that cranks the color intensity high enough to hurt your eyes?
>>569790438Delusions of grandeur?
Remember not to interact with it. It'll interact with itself sooner or later
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DON'T CARE FOR IT AND I WON'T ROLL FOR IT>b-but muh metaSUCK MY FUCKING COCK BITCH
>>569790406There's also a lot of randomness due to lobby roulette. I went with blossom and shadow break instead of pump or tracen cheer because I expected that there would be a lot of end players. If it's a front/pace lobby she just can't get to blossom activation range and sputters out, and then my other ends can usually pick up the slack.
>>569790653that's just what future cards look like
>>569790653but anon, you're the one that's engaging with the thumbnail right now...
Imagine having sloptubers in your front page.
>>569790746I'm not engaging with it, the website has no way to know I screenshotted that specific video. I actually just blocked the channel and that does work, I won't have to see anything by that fucker again.
>>569790871very rude
>>569790831I watched 1 Japanese language video on how to play GL just to get an idea and hadn't removed it from watch history yet. That was the result.
>>569790861You are still a faggot for bringing it up
>>569790705>30 % wit growth rate huh
>>569790727I’m running with two Fronts, so my Taishin doesn’t have competition from other ends on my team, so that would make sense
>>569790861>i'm not engaging with itanon, you screenshotted it, saved it, wrote out a post dedicated to it, then uploaded the screenshot of the thumbnail to an entirely different site. you've engaged with it more than the "zoomers" that clicked on it. you're literally advertising the video FOR FREE because of the thumbnail.
If you like Buena you are a groomer
>>569791225she's the groomer
>>569791090you're a faggot for engaging with the chain if you didn't want to talk about it.
>>569791114I was thinking of doing that but then I got burned out trying to get the appropriate selection of front skills and went with a 3end comp instead. For Cancer I'll probably try a 3front team since ends are kinda ass on hanshin 2200 and I have a slightly longer window to make a good set of fronts.
>>569790861>the website has no way to knowbro does not know
King Halo sitting on my face
which of these bum ass Taishins on the right do you think could do better than the one on the left?No, i didn't get mile corners or end closer corners on any of those runsNo, i didn't get mile corners or end closer corners on any of the ~4-5 runs i aborted and threw away
>my first 9* power ever since launchIs inherited Nemesis any good?
wake me up when it's mareposting hours I'll leave my door unlocked
>>569791604hmmnyo
>>569791604It is for 3 more days. Then, probably not for a long while.
>>569791161>anon, you screenshotted it, saved it, wrote out a post dedicated to it, then uploaded the screenshot of the thumbnail to an entirely different site.everything here other than the writing is 2 mouse clicks total because I have a mouse with customizable buttons, so screenshot and paste are single clicks.>you've engaged with it more than the "zoomers" that clicked on it. you're literally advertising the video FOR FREE because of the thumbnail.you kids have no clue what "engaged" means I guess. also you're a fucking idiot if you think anyone is searching up the video to watch it because I called out a shitty thumbnail.
>>569790653
>>569791356I'm not opposed to talking about it but you're being a huge faggot about it. If you didn't want to see the fucker again, why'd you post him in the thread?
where were you when I was training mile parents...
>>569791840/uma/ is anon's only friends to talk about dumb thumbnails thoughbeit,
Done with dailiesAnybody up for some jong?
>>569791840I intentionally did not post the channel name retard.
>>569791417Only problem with building Fronts is trying to get into the follow list of good borrowsYou have to log in at reset and check them all to see if they have open space
>>569791975sure I can jong
>>569790653make way for real thumbnail kino
Tsuru's ready for action!
>>569791975
I don't believe these awards are truly random
>>569792106Wei
biwa CUTEhyde
>>569792008>block name but not the faceReal smart one, aren't you?
>>569791836
>>569790653>>569792427who watches this garbage
>>569792368You can't google a 30 pixel thumbnail face as accurately as a channel name, smartass.
>>5697915791 or 3 because of their superior power and wit stats. Guts is not as important.Its tough for me to say which one is better, just throw them in umalator and go with that one.
Is there a list somewhere of umas separated by their preferred running style? I need to decide on which one of them I'm going to focus on, but I want to see which umas I can pull for in the future.All the umas I really love have different running styles and I'm not gonna waste thousands of dollars getting the needed cards for more than two styles.
Just one gameMajsoul Friends Room 96859(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96859
failed a training pre-debut award
>>569792605Probably the guy losing his mind about how it was wrong to shame the thumbnails in the thread.
>>569792605stupid kids probably
>>569792676https://gametora.com/umamusume/characterssorting options.check the "upcoming" box.keep in mind, you'll need to be mindful of viable mutations.
>>569792713Anyone? 2/4
>>569790653Zooma here>Do zoomers actually click shit that cranks the color intensity high enough to hurt your eyes?Yes because we aren't stupid contrarian uncs
>>5697927132/4 come jong before 2nd round
>>569792968too tard for jong
>>569792884Oh, I never noticed that sorting function. Thanks.
>>569792796This drama that you infinitely prickly retards are perpetuating over the tiniest complaint somebody made about a thumbnail is the stupidest thing I have ever seen /uma/ do.
>>569793037sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>569792613Everyone knows who you're talking about anyway
hey
>>569792985nta but when you need glasses and can't see for shit, it's gonna be all the screens blasting colors that aren't meant to exist into your eyes
>>569792656They were all roughly equivalent and changing whether one or the other has the better median/mean outcomethe one that ended up doing that the most in their favor however seemed to be the gutsmaxxed one..but this cant account for the odds of this or that skill not firing because of position or whatever else
>>569793051Join us endCHAD
>>569785223I went 3/20 yesterday, but I queued 30mins after reset. I'll wait an hour or so today, but I'm not confident at all. The last time I pulled cards was Kitasan rerun, and my deck is feeling it. God I wish I could go back in time and either reroll on Kitasan in July or play the game from launch on June 25th. I made bad choices because I was a newfag and I will be feeling the effects of those choices until Ramonu Wit.
>>569793115hey
jongers are DEAD
>>569793113Nah I don't watch your sloptube channels. it's funny that you guys shifted from "YOU'RE ADVERTISING NOOOOO" all the way to "we know who it is even from just the thumbnail" though
>>569792605I do!t. Theodore Roosevelt
>>569792796>>569793106>being so butthurt that you samefag this hardsorry that the response to your post didn't align with your imagination. you'll cook up something better next time, unc.
don't make eye contactif you ignore it, it might go away
>>569785223i have given up
I wonder who could be behind that post
>>569793367impressive marketing degree, anon. you should let coca-cola know that you actually only ever need to run a singular advertisement and that reinforcement of a brand doesn't actually do anything.
>>569793279I could join but I'd quickly hit 0 points.
>>569793240That's the one I'm leaning towards right now. Watching them catch up and pass the fronts is fucking kino.
>>569793686no worries gwo..... 2nd round soon
>>569793160Thumbnails are like 200x120 pixels on your screen you aren't supposed to see everything. A bad thumbnail is one you don't notice, the fact he noticed it first means it's a good eye-catcher.Literally the only reason you hate it is because you think it insists upon itself and you are contrarians.
>>569793416You're replying to 2 contradictory posts, you fucking idiot.
AAAH I AAAAAAAM LICHERALLY GOING INSANE!!!!!!! 3 RACES IN 3 WEEKS? AAaaaaaAAAGH MY LEGS I AM LICHERALLY CRIPPLED RIGHT NOW A0H NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SPEED EAFER? HARDKY KNOW ER!*ahem*Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
>>569793917i'd suggest you write a complaint to every english teacher you've ever had but you can't.
/uma/... kenka shinaide...
Inari One (Squared)
>>569793037sorry I'm watching game trailers with friends so I cant jong....
>>569794081Sky wouldn't say this
>>569794115The 2nd post you quoted is replying to the 1st.
>>569794147persona 6 let's go
>>569794239Announcing p6 right after p4 remake is a choice. Gave me Elder Scrolls 6 vibes too, idk if we're going to see the game release before like 2030
I feel really tired lately.
>Only won 6 G1s>Only got a double crown>Never named Horse of the YearSo Gold Ship is just a big meme in game and in real life, huh?
>>569794239did they show the mc?
>>569794139Why are her ears so straight?
>>569794539they showed fucking nothing
>>569794156She would actually
>>569794539only the title drop and color theme... but it's cool>>569794424probably, I'm hyped for p4r too though
>>569794583Because she's not gay.
>>569794239I'll be 40 by the time that game releases
>>569794583she's in heat
>>569794183what bearing does that have on anything i said or what is contained within the posts themselves? please, relearn english.
>>569793620Nooooo Bourbon.....
>>569794757Spamming "relearn english" is not a replacement for an argument. You have yet to explain why you think 2 posters that are not agreeing with each other are the same poster.
two retards fighting
Based Straightlo
>>569794147>he has friendsFUCK you
It was me.I killed the marvelous sundays.
>>569795179you have friends too
>>569794919>argumentwe're not having an argument, my ESL friend. i am pointing out to you that the posts aren't contradictory and that the only explanation must be that you don't comprehend the language that they are writtein in. there is zero purpose in attempting to explain something to you in a language you cannot understand.
I see we're growing in popularity
>>569794239Hell ya
>>569795225I do not
>>569795653I guess I'm the only one who thought we were friends...
Manhattan Cafe is the Werewolf
>He is ESL
Whenever my Anus wins one I get really excited
>>569795735YepJust you
Stop trying to make me fap to Seiun Sky
>>569796167>fap to Seiun Skynobody does this
italians be like hello my name is Tony
>>569796472It's Toni, you blathering nincompoop!
>>569795359You guys aren't actually there... right?I can forgive /vm/, but not that
ugh ew ugh
>>569796717Suzuka is growing on me
>>569796717sex with both of these umas
>>569796717Shalom>>569796797>Suzuka is growingnot her chest LMAO
>>569796717I'm the baker for these
evens do a MANT runodds shower because the musk is starting to smell through my pants
>>569796806sssssssssssssssssssssesx
>>569796806Hello, I was born with a condition where I can only drink milk that comes directly from the breasts of a tomboy Uma.
>>569796806mating press and forcing her to call herself cute over and over
>>569795735come give me a big friendly breast-filled hug
>>569797031My condolences
>>569796750approaches dober with a visible dickprint
Uma for these feelings?
>>569796971Sad.
>>569795359is something happening over there
>>569797297Rio is literally Ramonu
>>569797290why'd they make this boy so erotic?
what is even the connection between persia and israel
>>569797447retard
>>569797223like... on your face or?
>>569797447that both are off-topic here
>>569797436so she can sexually arouse players
>>569797447Not uma related thats what
which uma would be the best at forging documents? asking for a friend
>consistently bottom-6 in fan gain for all of URA and Unity>consistently top-6 in fan gain for all of TBthe damage that this filter has done is indescribable.
I still haven't had a single dream about umas
>>569797408PROOFES!?
>>569797447Babylon was conquered by the Persians in a certain part of the Before Timesinvestigate from there
>>569797408Ramonu is not that autistic
my pebis + jordan's umanko
>>569796101eheh
V bake?
>>569797916Has anyone noticed a trend in how difficulty of competitors shifted from Unity to MANT?Did the competition stiffen because only the hardest of cores stuck around or what
>>569795359>they used uma for 7 straight threads
>>569798612= ?
>>569797447Xerxes allowed the jews to return to israel after their exile to babylon was mandated by the assyrians
>>569795359>>569798723okay, so what? why should I personally give a fuck for any of this?>he is on the right boards to actually see this schizo autism garbagebitch youre no better than them
>>569798723>there were even 3 more uma OPs before the prince of persia image>perhaps even more but cba to keep digging
>>569798732profit
>>569798723rice villain would post in there
>>569798760Or maybe it was Darius, Im not sure
My beautiful brown wife
>Slovenia>And a Turkwho in here..
I HATE the feng shui tard (serious)
>>569799207Fuku would definitely go onto umachan to bad mouth Feng Shui behind the shroud of anonymity
>this goober actually lost because he started flirting with Stellenbosh (Epipi's kid) mid race
rate day 3 of cm14
>>569798968>>569799171my dick can't choose between these two
>>569799367Front Closers / 10
>>569799171Allen...
>>569799367
>>569799342
>>569799432I don't know or care who that is
>>569799367managed to qualify with one lucky ticket, which is all that matters
>>569799367i'll delete my data if i don't qualify.
>>569799367qualified / 9
>>569799743Ja
god imagine if running 3+ races in a row never gave you the -30 debuff
>Kitasan won both Tenno Sho+Arima Kinen>can't sing Next Frontier>Maya won Arima Kinen, Tenno Sho Spring and got a 2nd place at Tenno Sho Autumn>no voice for Next Frontier>Nice Nature won none>singer for Next Frontier
Consider the following:
your response?
>>569799920
RETURNING PLAYE HERE, WHAT SHOULD I BE SAVING UP FOR? I LEFT AT OGURI XMAS, I HAVE KITA MLB, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
>>569799953magic is real
>>569799503>>569799743sssssssssex
>>569799994next scenario
>>569799994tachyon light hello banner
>>569799920witnessed
>>569799968Yes, I would totes bang Helios until I wei inside of her.
>>569799994Only Kitasan? We all have our own Fine Motion by now
>>569800338>>569800338>>569800338
>>569799828Hai...
>>569799484mike tyson ass horse
>>569796551catbox the uncensored you coward
