Previous: >>569800338>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri CapCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
kingu
>>569821253>he plays triple front
>>569821324second rate
>>569821253literally me.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/1QU4yihttps://jiggie.fun/1QU4yihttps://jiggie.fun/1QU4yi
>>569820673FRONTMAXXED95311802Last one>>569821359Thank Umallah I run Double Front + Debuffer
>>569821426Goddamn my condolence
>>569821253this image makes me sad i need happy silly symboli pictures stat
I love older women so much it's unreal
anyone use non runaway palmer how'd it go? I want to run triple mejiros next cm.
>>569821426how does one sandbag with HOGuri
>>569821503I almost wrote double front but fuck it I'll do that too>>569821253>he plays 2(+1) fronts
i believe that cygays should've made all equines into cute girls the uma musume universe would be more cute if you randomly saw zebras and donkeys
Don't lie /uma/, you like zoomers, don't you?
>big earthquake in SEA>tsunami alert>/uma/ is slowNYOTICING
>>569821651agreed
>2/5>1/5>2/5i-i will save my last attempt for later
ROKU NANA
Digitan LOVE
I love older men so much it's unreal
THIS IS A SHICHI BREAD
>>569821253awwwww... poor silli symboli...
>>569821676>sweepypoor anon died sweating
>>569821676how do you know that
...
>>569821676for your own sake, you should learn how timezones work. It's embarrassing at your age.
>>569821571
>>569821775queue either tomorrow morning or around 9:30pst tonight
>>569821618using her for cm15, she's been alright. won a couple roomsonly thing you should be mindful of is having enough stam so she doesn't explode if there are more than 2 fronts in the lobby since her unique might not proc if she can't keep top 2so tldr she's totally viable
>>569821483
>>569821676V....
>>569821676may every last Jollibee collapse
>>569821662I love zoomers Helios is a must pull for me I want to get her zoompreggers
>>569821483soulless>>569822096SOVL
IMPORTANT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm5e4WVhNz0
>>569821832Brat
>went 3/20 yesterday after 62% WR in Round 1>owarida>get this in first ticketANONS WERE RIGHT I JUST HAD TO BELIEVE IN MY UMASSUZUKA ACTUALLY WON 3 RACES TONIGHT, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWhere's that A finals image where NTR sobs in 2nd place? That'll be me tomorrow if I get 3rdif my oshi, Suzuka, luckshits 1st I'm going to lose my fucking mind
>>569821571dozo
>>5698215036/9!953118029531180295311802
>>569821503Someone join... 6/9...
God damn Umama is literally here 24/7
>>569821676So that's why I didn't see 100 BBB images in the previous thread?
>>569822272Mirako will pay for this
rate day 4 of cm14
>>569822235Best fried chicken I’ve had from a fast food chain, don’t say that
>>569822370god i wish mares were real
>>569822370Umama onlyfans...
Stego hot.
>>5698225100/0 just woke up
>>569822235As a flip I unironically support this statement. Fucking traitor of a chain.
>>569822281Funny how he asks if Global is wrong when the only retard shilling it is a JP shitter
>>569822376Yes it's cringe as fuck
>>569822054sounds good, thanks bro
>>569821609anon you are 31, the "older women" are your peers
>>569822303Sup Aethelred, why'd you delete your post?
Next Sunday
>>569821676>8.6 quake in the PhilippinesBASEDNO WONDER WE WERE SCHIZO FREE
>>569822281but Maru has all 3 recoveries needed and it's not even 500 SP, almost 2L is huge tooif anything this pushes the idea that festive miracle is good to look for
>>569822303better
>>569822281shilling festive miracle inherit is probably the single best gaslight I've seen in this gameway better than "dont pull neicha wit" or "smart falcon isn't actually that good you don't need her"
My Princess!
>>569822370is this a guy please serious answers.
>>569821912>>569822323ty bwos
>>569822771Race of the year
>>569822829yes
>>569822771when does netkeiba post the debuts
>>569822756Ship on my hip
>>569822510only used 3 tickets so far but already better than day 3.
>>569822769I thought if I did it fast enough no one would noticefuck it's what I get for being excited
>>569822829no
>>569822510I’m lowering my mmr for the finals
I haven't had any cards with less than 3 wins this whole CM
>>56982274933, 34 in September JUST
>>569822771>No Lemaireuhhhhhwhich Take do I root for?There's two of them, and even a horse.
>>569822812She cuteShe large titted
ngjkfnkjadgujntruj *explodes*
First-rate runners also have to know when to call it a day.
>>569821834This damn brat got me into round 2 A by perfectly proccing 3 times. Then during every match in round 2 she proceeds to NEVER use her unique again. She singlehandedly ruined my team.
>>569822790You are spending 400 SP to lose 0.5L on S. Maru
>>569823057haha uncblud's looking for grandmas
>>569821676I was busy masturbating
>>569822829not enough of the body is visible enough to make a good determination. Given the right camera angles and competent fake breasts, a slender, androgynous-looking man can impersonate a woman in a picture. It's very unsuccessful if you meet them IRL, see them walk/turn etc, but pictures are their own reality.
>>569823149Not her fault. You didn't praised her enough
>>569822605100% win rate! actually undefineable at 0/0
>chiyotranny [-]
>>569822829>>569823218https://x.com/hellokllcchan
>>569823092remember not to use a condom
>>569823092Congrats on getting married to palmer
>>569822939I don't think there is a set time, they just post them as fast as possible after JRA releases official info on them
>>569821503If this is how my Finals goes I am moving to Open League & never ever ever ever ever ever EVER coming back to Graded you can mark my words screenshot this post I mean itSankyu to all the participants & good luck on Chewsday
>>569822054Me as Palmer after my date with trainer
>>569823154are you reallyyou were going to buy restless regardless, so corner recovery and 777 are the expenditurebut if you weren't buying these you were going to be buying radiant star, the only investment if the 160SP for xogger's skill
>>569822829for sure a guy
I'm starting to get tired
>>569823073read nigga read! He's at the bottom
no one asked but multiple of my sister's friends liked me and flirted with me growing up so now whenever an older woman is nice to me i start acting like a guard dog
>>569823073anon? you good?
>>569823427my bad I was looking at the wrong tab>>569823504
>>569823302V... how many other avafags do you hate because they're more likeable than you?
>>569823384>buying restless instead of operation cacao
>>569822771If Croix wins Fronts will be the JP meta in 2 years
>>569823432I just try to end the interaction as politely but quickly as possible
>>569822812
>>569822829Please be a guy
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (8/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
so now that the dust has settled, why did no one have FCM? because of the bamboo gaslight?
>>569822829Yes, it's a picture from Umama's Onlyfans
>>569822829if you have to ask, its a man
>>569823350thank u for the information bro. i am here for the new kids moreso than the G1s at this point
>>569823384>GOLD RECOVERY WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE 2 OTHER RECOVERIES
>>569822771>LEMEME ON MARESDENY THE TRIPLE CROWN LEMEME
>>569821609ayo who let grandma into the school
>>569823565>likeable>vnice scapegoat. don’t you have a no kings rally to organize
>>569823640Croix is a Pace lol
>>569822771LET'S GO TABARU STOP THAT FUARKING SPRING TRIPLE CROWN
>>569821609isn't she supposed to be the same age as the rest of the girls
>>569823565NTA but the staygoldtranny is insufferable because he doesn't play global and just spams all day, I want them all gone not just V
>getting free advertisement
holy fuarkin kino
>>569823752Umommy is a girl, bwo
>>569822634global as a whole treats seriru as a godlike figure who can say no wrong and sucks his dick 24/7/365, so yeah
>>569823958now she's ready to crush even more balls
>>569823314>>569823670Nopers>g-cupShe is a fucking LIAR though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw0Q4ueWbJQ
>>569823839the liberal chiyoposter really mindbroke you huh. typical magatard.
>>569823981ywnbaw
>>569822771LET'S GO STINGER GLASS LET'S FUCKING GO MYSTERY NIGGA
>>569822771CAM ON TABARUSTOP THE TRIPLE SUNDAY THREAT
>>569823424Just take it easy bwo>>569823672>8/30YOU CAN DO IT EXCELUMA
What's the oldest uma pic you have saved?
Stellenbosch Perspective
>>569823672>8/30YOU CAN'T DO IT EXCELUMAGIVE UP
>>569823958dober will never be cool
>>569823778I check netkeiba daily so if I spot the debut races then I will post about it
>>569823918chiyo watched hagsky race as a child and she's still in school
>>569824164Gaia force...
>>569824127
I'm not running soulless, cringe triple fronts next CM. I'm running double debuffers so that my oshi (Xoguri) can win.
>>569824228Does Dantsu act like this during her career?
>>569823672you can do it exceluma, keep up the good work!
>>569824086I CAN SEE IT
>>569824127>April 3, 2018
>>569822771>lememe on a mareit's over croix bros.....
>NTR doesn't finish chain for firm course menace>Read ntr doujin>get even more pissed
>>569824086I love how flat she is
3/54/55/52/5Pretty decent day as per usual with the 2nd one, got a bunch of podiums too...
>>569824343Sopa do umacaco. Uma delicia
>>569824387great job bwo
>>569824086no way on earth would this girl be clean shaven
>>569824286yes, specially if you have cheese in your pocket
aaaaaAAAAAAA
>>569824368uhhhh teiobro was it an umamusume doujin at least
>>569824127>5MBthe gif in question
furiously mouth fucking seeking the pearl till her mascara starts running down her face
>>569824470Thanks bwo
>>569824368Teiobwo... you've read that TS NTR doujin recently? You know the one. I don't really dig TS but that cover is just undeniable, and boy did it deliver. Go check it out if you haven't.
I love end surgers so much brosso fucking kino to win from 15L behind
>>569824631now we wait......
>>569824293I look like this
>>569821626the only pace that works well is WFM in gem but sadly even that isn't often enuf cuz headon fires retarded times.
i thought umas were all lesbians
>>569824697Don't have the best feeling about this one but just because ends are such a dice roll, just hope I don't get a full front room or something...
You're very knowledgeable about treatment methods, Ardan.
>>569824718bwo your plancha budding blossom nimble ignited spirit PWR?
>>569824680Better than knowing exactly who is going to win halfway through the race, anyway.
>>569824718>>569824697My girls
I'm hungry
>>569824127>March 8 2021
[-]
I miss V....
>>569824973Umama...
>>569824973he's a flip so he's probably dead
Umama should give V some treatment so he'll feel better and come back
V JUST FLEW OVER MY MATCHMAKING
more like yo mama
>>569824809same, full front is almost a guaranteed loss. unless many of them die so groove can get speed carryover from her unique into late-race, but it's kind of rare. solo front might be a loss too if they have better umas but we'll see
Fuck. MANT is killing the game, isn't it?
>>569824613THIS but with Dober and in-between breathes she tells me how much she hates me
>>569824127April 1st, 2018
>>569823672YOU CAN DO IT!
>>569825120Now show us the Cygames profits
Dia-chan is so soft...
>>569824858theres 2+ fronts on average so plancha doesn't fire in time, nimble only ends might get sometimes, budding is extremely inconsistent even on nishi herselfWFM can get close but fronts with lead+green speeds will hold out. Have had it happen literally 20 times. or an end can squeak in.
>>569823092You will never be a woman, even if you take HRT and try to act like one, Umama.
>>569824529EXPLODE
>>569824086I can see her uman子
They should use Umanest to make more sex outfits
kingu love, devotion, and impregnation
she's almost here
>>569824475her friend shaves her :)
>>569825098It is what it is, I've won the previous 3 so I'd be fine with taking a loss at the end of the day, we'll see though, who knows...
>>569825340A bigger flop than Tosho
>>569825221despite all the accels I listed I've had much the same experiencethe trick is stacking late race velocity, I only have Pulse and sometimes mile straightsgod I wish I could put the 300 SP I wasted on Changing Gears into skills that actually work
>>569825340No good has ever come from sharktooth girls.
>>5698241272021-09-19i was a tad disappointed when i found out umas aren't actually giant
>>569825340I love that uma
>>569825176As one who is not a numbermonkey, is gacharevenue a reliable source for that data? If so, then global is down 20% last month
>>569821632>>569821359I cum inside of Ai-chan
>4/1>1/4I'll come back later
>>569825484
Maybe I do a fucking triple front like the rest of you sheep.
>>569825546>>569824902>>569824127>>569824343>>569825145>2018 & 2021What happened in those years?
Umama status?
now that i think about it tall umas at their peak are probably so strong they could potentially turn you into a fine red mist if they punched you
>>569825638
>>569825340
>>569825849Akebono abs…uoh…
>>569825789can I see your finemo? feels like pace just can't win this cm
>>569825834V status? He didn't boast about advancing like he always does
getting rushed as a front is basically a buff on mile
>>569825438being a mant full-on winner would be cool though...
>>569821502>poster was immediately stabbed after this photo was taken
remember when literally everybody was making fun of umamusume for being stuck in development hell?
>>569825956Cannot boast when you are range-banned
>too shit for Group A>too strong for Group B"I" have "plateaued"
>>569826000Sex with you and Chrono
>>569825849i'm pretty sure that most umas could rip a human being in half if they wanted to, even haru
I have to go to the dmv tomorrow
post something cute
>>569825824we got fucking robbed that's what happened
>>569826224Perfect time to do fan runs for danchou
>>569826082He switched to Mirako full time now
>>569826078it was stuck in development hell for a really long time and then the game wasn't very good for several years
>>569823672You know what, you guys need some little fabricated drama to lure people in. It works well for clubs like uma&co and autis/uma/
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNl (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNl list owner>poalfaggots>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)If you see something, hide and report.
>>569826063Rice love
>Only yuri horses in the horizonMan a whole wave of trainers I know are quitting the game because of the overt yuriit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be more hetero, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game went full lgbt
>>569826261you first
>>569826261one of them is evil and uncute
[-] literally no one is quitting over that
i don't know what "yuri" means but i pretend like i do.
>>569826275Playing mant in the dmv might be top 5 most miserable things ever
>>569826224But why, you can do everything online now
>>569826416it means 2 girls fucking
>>569826465no you can't
>>569826324Where is the Helios tranny
>>569826465you guys finally made it to the 21st century? sugoi
>>569826465Moved states and need a new license. I went to buy liquor the other day and the teenager behind the counter had to talk to her manager for like 5 minutes straight
>>569826261Rice is cute
Did you do better than her
>>569826324>swapped the I in DNI to an Lstop trying to evade my filter you faggot
NO CLOCKSNO AUTOPLAYFOR YOUR GAMEI WILL NOT PAY
>>569826324>my club members are not on the list>my Dancho is not on the list
Finally done with this kuso event, now I can return to... sigh... MANT...
>>569826543
>>569826098why
>>569826764this is promoting grooming
>>569826764kinda undermined by sameface
>>569826764Why are they trannies?
>>569826785Why not? Can I not sex you?
>>569826261Evil freaks
>>569826324>I'm not on the listShichichads winning again
Gloved handjob from FineMo
>>569826764The only canon tranny is chiyo
be normal
>>569826879i love my luna wife
>>569826000That is true... To be honest I always thought of CM as a way of getting rolls so I don't really care much if I win or lose, it IS cool to win though (and that means more rolls also)
curren chan's shaved umanko suffocating me.
>>569826764what a downgrade compared to the first partand I mean the drawing quality
>>569827029LET ME CUM INSIDE YOU
>>569826785you owe me sex
>>569826556Helios tranny is the one posting that
>>569827029>>569827006Owes me sex
>>569827031I made this post
>I'm going to spam Seiun Sky careers to finish Fuji's event>fast leaner finally appears in the shopTAZUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>569827031but what about your luna trainee...
Smart Falcon's mega bush tickling my upper lip and nose
>>569827131Proof?
>>569827083I like a good bush. uma for me?
>>569827298any of the hags.
>>569825120>MANT kills 3 servers>Global will be fine doe
>>569827298hishi amazon
>>569827298Maru
>>569827298Inari One
>>569827201>a second Scholar's Hat has hit the shopVery funny indeed
Imagine being one of the greatest horses in the world and losing to fucking Seabiscuit of all racehorses.
Sweep Tosho's career and story made me feel things that I havent felt in a long time bros...
>>569827315Sex me
>>569827456you should turn yourself in just in case
>>569825956It's because he's outed as the scatjeet. He tried pushing for a narrative that scatjeet was falseflagging as him, and then some threads after he said that, out of nowhere scatjeet spammed his scats during SEAhours as if to prove the falseflagging right and to clean his name.
>>569827419The rare double-circle Fast Learner
>>569827032yeah I always view it as a bonus, especially now that I at least HAVE a plat so don't care much for winning meow.......>>569827456did you find it relatable too or was it something else>>569827473sub to my of------- first
>>569827514into what?
>>569827432he lacked guts for duels
>>569827574Okay I will sub, link?
>>569827514
>>56982752link the proofs
ONE MORE DAY BEFORE I LOSE MY VIRGINITY
>>569827525It's sad how the fag created so many personalities only to get outed easily >>569749414>>569754152
>>569827298Hishi AMAZONJUNGLE "Pocket"
>>569823893Mommy
>>569827841You will have Spechudlings and you will be happy
>>569827841
>>569827574>did you find it relatable too or was it something elseShe's too adorable, everytime she throws a fit or acts like s bratt, I cant help but smile, the flashbacks of her Grandma are too cute. I also love how she's a tsundere and is worried about our health and even does potions to help us.Watching her story just felt like I was watching a late 2000s or early 2010s romcom with a Tsun back when I was just a kid in love with the idea of romance.God, I need a bratt to marry
>>569827676follow me in-game as proof of your commitment~
Umommy... please give me attention
secretariat and man o' war WHEN? does cygames have the BALLS to add big and strong american horses into their tiny and submissive japanese game?
>>569827841haha imagine losing your virginity to a fat racist chick haha
oh my god PLEASE GO ONE THREAD WITHOUT GAY ASS ERP
>>569828087what about straight cock erp
>useless shit never wins cm>try train better ones>loses every races before hopelessI should've never pulled for this worthless retard.
>>569828029You should link it so you get even more people joining it thoughPlease?
>>569824901Why is she looking at me like that
>>569828087*smooooooooches you*
>>569828168That's why you apply correction
>>569828168if taming brats was easy then everyone would do it.
>>569828168GIVE HER TO ME
>>569828237*rapes you*
>>569827006my pov, proposed to all threeair groove is going to kill mefine motion thinks it's a jokecurren (succubus) is going to drain me regardless
>>569827868>Tries to fake being Japanese when he's from SEADios mio...
>>569827135>>569827206
>>5698280877 and you gotta put it in your mouth
I havent showered in 2 days and I have an unsucked cock for you /uma/
7 and you do a MANT run
Is my Joedan gasing out? She hasn't won in a while and I figured the recoveries & guts would be enough.
>>569827841I will be getting married to your daughter (Buena Vista)
>>569828434Take a fucking shower before you get a yeast infection
>>569827574I have 6 by now, the first one was obviously the one that felt best and it was Scorpio, then won 2 more in a row, lost one and then won 3 more in a row... I do find grinding for some specific CMs fun sometimes, other times it's very boring/annoying though... Really depends on distance usually
>>569828536she should be finemain problem is probably your lack of accels
>>569828534
>>569828327(Air Groove is going to kill you because she knows you cheating on her with the other two)
>>569826604Nah, I went 46/80. But I also did a whopping six runs to make my team.
>>569827574i look like this
>>569827929I forgot how attractive jungle pocket is
>>569828174you did unironically give me a splendid idea, but I'm still gonna need that follow!
I can already hear My Heart's a Stereo playing in my head, I am going to get fucking washed in a few days, gimme that 3rd place
>>569828713Happy pride month anon
>>569828802God I wish that were me
>>569828682I owe you sex
>>569828601I thot penis pump and OYL were enough. How many do lates need now!?
>>569828802Taiki is 5'6 though...
>>569828727Give me the OF link...
there is nothing to look forward to in CM now that VF is gone
I put literal fucking days of my life into training this fucking glue. Endless fucking restarts. Endless dogshit shops. Endless supports ghosting the entire senior year. What do I get for it? Fucking nothing. My TT squad could have qualified for B. I'm done with CM. I'm done with this fucking pile of shit that people call a game. Fuck cygooks. Fuck the trannylators. Fuck the avatarfaggots. I'm done with all of you.
>>569828987I'm 5'7
>>569828802Do people forget that thoroughbreds aren't super tall? These aren't Draught Horses that are the size of fucking bears.
>>569829037YOU CAN'T GIVE UP!
>>569829037bye anon
>>569828802
>>569829048My condolences
>>569829037If you had won, you still would have ended up with nothing...
>>569828929pump is inconsistent when there's so many ends but at least it always fires when you wantOYL is always a gamblelates don't have much better at the moment, the issue is that ends have two very consistent accels (spurt + tracen cheer + gamble pump) and fronts have all their accels, so lates fall by the wayside (as do paces not named wedding finemo, whose accel always activates at the start of late race here)
you fags do realize fine/grass poster is umama right? he also posts ai a lot
>>5698285347 and I cum deep inside Matikanefukukitaru instead of training her for the Kikuka Sho.
>>569828802fucked up how taiki is the only uma with pink nipples
>>569829037You’re better off having left. Good luck.
>>569829094They would be super tall if they stood up on two legs like umamusume do.
>>569829037Can you post the umas you used this CM so we can at least laugh at you a bit more?
>>569829263How does that change the fact she owes me sex?
>>569828992I've made my offer, it's all up to you now nonny~
finals will be better
>>569829263But I also post Finemo because I want to have premarital sex with her.
>>569829263along with ayabe and kita. fucking attention whoring erping faggot
>>569829263Anyone who posts Fine/Grass/Kita owes me sexThose are the rules.
my daughter and my buddy cheering you on!
>>569829378You are underselling yourself gwo... Post it...
>>569829263I post finemo and I hate umama
>>569829037become part of the spreadsheet and start playing open, anon
>>569829263that can't be true, because I post a lot of finemo when I'm on my phone too
>>569829037
>>569829427>kitaThe fuck, are you just naming random popular uma characters?
>>569829393maya riding trainer
I too post a lot of finemo
what are my fellow endchads running next cm? I have no ideas beyond stacking midrace and praying
>>569829728Prove it
>>569829393what the ope doin
>1/5>0/5>0/5>then suddenly 4/5 and qualify for A Finalehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmiFCg0_0eM
In conclusion, I have learned that all avatarfags must be ignored and chastised.
>>569829728Sex
>>569829795Oonige to block the fronts. Xoguri is the only real enemy, if she is not in the lobby you are pretty much guaranteed to win.
Is Power main stat for END Closer? I want to build one after getting beat up non stop by Golshi.
sometimes I post grass and call her Finemo
>>569829812no
Lots of Fine Motion posters, yet few Fine Motions in CM teams...How curious...
>>569829914>if she is not in the lobbygood thing that will definitely happen... haha...
>>569829930wit is the main stat for everyone >>569829914>Oonige to block the fronts. already did this during CM13 and it backfired repeatedly because there's no way a suzuka will be able to hold her own against MANT aces
>>569830019V and Umama kissing for pride month
>>569829037How are you guys so dogshit at this game? You slam race bonus, you whistle into goodish summer trainings, you buy your inherits plus whatever other skills work in the final shop, and you get to A finals. This is a baby game.
>>569830019but I use finemo evey CMshe's in my deck
I'm about to drop this game for the 3rd time. Maybe I should drop it for real. Surely if the game is so unfun that I have to drop it over and over means it's a terrible game. The sunk cost of having spent 1.7k hours on it is the only thing really stopping me from just deleting my uma password to make the account unrecoverable.
>>569830059Last medslop I had some lobbies with no Xoguri, it was comfy>>569830136>already did this during CM13 and it backfiredIsn't max power and wit the only thing she needs to keep the lead. Maybe a recovery so she stays up the whole time
>>569830019I am the only true Finemo poster in this thread.>>569830226Didn't read but see you next week.
>>569830226Just do your dailies and see ya during grand live
>>569830226bye anon >>569830246it works maybe once every 5 races, and every time fronts beat my own suzuka blocker they create a massive lead my ends can't catch up even if I hit MPB redshift
game will be fun again if you become a sweeper
>>569830269hmm... nyo
hanshin juvenile fillies
>>569830019>>569830269Her single win was the hypest I got this CM
>>569829721it's obvious because he talks like such an obnoxious faggot >569829378>569828727>569828029>569827574>569827315>569827029>569826000>569825789>569824529>569824293>569822054>569821632>569821359
>>569829037I put literal fucking years of my life into training this fucking himba. Endless fucking tantrums. Endless dogshit shitfits. Endless stablehands ghosting the entire senior year. What do I get for it? Fucking nothing. My backyard pony could have qualified for the Queen Elizabeth II Cup. I'm done with horse racing. I'm done with this fucking pile of shit that people call a sport. Fuck fans. Fuck the JRA. Fuck the ranches. I'm done with all of you.
>>569830360
Umama onlyfans.... Now I wanna see
so what was the gaslight of cm14
>>569830136Ok so WIT first, then what?
>>569830602easily gutsmaxxing lol. my speed power wit end wins just the same amount as my gutsmaxxed ace
>>569830556Because Umama is a woman...
>>569830602guts build
>>569830625speed > power > stamina ( > guts > wit)
>>569830560
>>569830697I'm sorry to break it to you but he's a troon
>>569830602gutsretards. I told you all
>>569830602Participating.
>>5698306251200 speed, 1200 wit, then as high power as you can while getting enough stamina
>>569830556V please... Did she break up with you
>>569830558I laughed
>>569830602definitely gutsI ran two guts cards and just to get anywhere between 500 and 1100 guts, and sometimes my wit was slightly better than normal
>schizo tries to start shit with the stego poster, fails>tries to tarjet the blackrock oji, gets called a massive retard so he drops it>gets bored after going for the topro fag>now targets the weddingfag
>>569830948V...
HOLY SHIT CROWN TRACK FUCKING SUCKS B MILE DOESN'T WORK AT ALL
>>569830602Guts deck. Four times the effort, for the same amount of winrate as power-wit.
>>569830763City is such a woman. She'd be actively seething if you don't ask to see her room.
>>569830558Sweepy was smarter than people think. She was "moody" because she KNEW the other horses would get restless in the paddock and stalled on purpose to throw them off their game.
>>569830169>dogshitIf a wizard secretly cast a spell that would curse anybody who used this word to die within a day of doing so, then after about a week the population of 4chan would have dropped by half. You retarded meatbots really need to learn other synonyms for "bad".
>>569826597hehrice tower
>>569829135I'm planning on putting Hishiama and Kris Sex on Long for TT because long is for niggers.
He's talking in third person again
>>569830948not just one schizo there is at least 2 or 3 and all of them just use V for every post
>>569826324Which club has the most people on this list?
finallllllll rankingsssssssss!!end>>>>>>>all unless triple front running (lame)>>569828597woah...that's a lottotally agree and I hate repeating myself but I swear sprint is going to be fun it HAS to...!!even though I personally like long it really sucks when creek doesn't finish her chain, automatic brick no matter whatthis mile one kind of sucked too because you HAVE to hit enough stam and guts for the speed boost which forces you into certain builds...kind of lameyeah actually it IS the worst thing to build for, screw tokyo racecourse>>569825943pace is unfortunately a brick unless you have midrace, fine as pace will be too far behind when it starts. which is why I made mine an end closerher unique can still proc AND it will still be good even when you're going up the ranks and closing in on 1st placegroove as an example is BARELY usable, and she has both a gold and a mid-race unique. and that tells a lot about how bad they areso even though this is technically irrelevant for you here is the end fine, you should totes swap over to building her as that if you want her to do well. used her non-wedding in tauros 2 and she performed really well as an end closer there too, as pace she would've been nearly unplayable, even for a red shift tracksorry that was a lot but she really is awesome, for sure saved me from a finals b situation
Umama should be my GF I would treat her right
>>569831168any non-reply post talking about or inciting drama has an 85% chance to be the the same guy
>>569824015Seriru was wrong about stamina requirements for Pisces and......and I can't really think anything else. His information is pretty solid.
Tracen Cheer blows chunks. It activates MAYBE 20% of the time. The rest of the time it just fails for no reason or the other ends/lates are so shit my ends are way ahead of them.
>>569831216>fine as pace will be too far behind when it startsIT being late-race*
>>569831216Sex with you in wedding dress
>>569830948
>>569831313>It activates MAYBE 20% of the time. that's nimble/nsm
I think the best teamcomp is probably 2 fronts 1 end.2 fronts mean you always have a duel buddy.The three of them can stack a few key debuffs to support each other and boost your win rate through the roof. restart and speed eater on the fronts, keen eye, opening gambit, and sharp gaze.red debuffs and keen eye disrupt the enemy fronts early and help your fronts secure the lead,speed eaters both maintain that lead and help your end pass and climb ranks.ends can optionally take intense gaze and all of them can take hesitants but not worth putting cards for them in your deck or hunting them.If anyone is running this comp I'd like to hear about how it's worked out for you.
>>569831313works on my umasit's actually scary how consistent it is, ends continue to get skills that just let them autowin if the track is right
>>569824805you thought wrong, pic related only goes straightwhat now, homosexuals?
Press the button on him
I think I forgot to flush my cum tissues after throwing them in the toilet and Mom already woke up and used the bathroom. Do you think she realised what they were
What are some SS/SS+ tips? I got maybe 1 or 2 but it's wildly inconsistent.
>>569831508Only a front can win:You would want an end closer.>restartnigger fronts are done accelerating by the time it's 5 seconds into the race stopped reading the rest of your post not even worth replying to
>>569831602If you're just purely chasing rating, then learn a bunch of cheap skills. avoid greens and double circle, they're shit for rating. get as many 1000+ stats as you can
>>569831508>If anyone is running this compbourbon/maru/taishin is the soulsucking team this time around according to hakuraku, so ask again after finals when all the plat winners come into the thread to gloat
>>569831508Winning front never duels
>>569831313My biggest thing with Tracen Cheer was not taking umastan. Umastan unironically fucks over your chances of getting Cheer off.I felt like a retard but it works better imo.
>>569831508Where is your sweepy
>>569831216there's nothing lame about triple Fronts
Do NOT queue
>>569831602Pull for cards and have a couple of them SSRs at MLB then go farm some parents.
>>569831398nonny...
>>569831676its skill neutering bwo.
>Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf!
>>569831763I'm the opposite, I feel like without Umastan you're just permanently stuck at 9th
>>569828667I truly don't understand that. I did 30+ runs to make my team, went 25/40 in round 1, 3/20 yesterday, and 8/20 today, pretty horrible Round 2 performance, and pretty mediocre performance in Round 1, honestly.
>>569831847I want to pick the bottom option every time but it's a fucking pointless skill so i have to make myself look like an idiot every fucking time.
>>569831843Have you tried playing to win by getting actual skills, instead of burning skillpoints to counter someone's better front in case it activates mile maven at the moment your faggot little restart procs?
>>569831926
>>569832010supporting your teammates IS playing to win
>>569831886That's interesting, maybe I'm taking more midrace? I've found that I was consistently blowing past 6th.
>>569831113i belieb
That's it, I'm going back to tiara route and turning off Fuji mode
>combined win % falls from 60% at the end of day 3 to 45% end of day 4i made it into A finals but im feeling significantly less good about my chances
>>569832214That's why you take budding blossom too
>>569832097didn't look but this is a man>>569831846did look and this is not a man
Umas for this feel?
Forgot that if you don't skip through, it there's an animation with every drop.https://litter.catbox.moe/fw30q2.mp4looks hilarious
>>569832285
>>569832010>low poly baku in the background Y postingamazing
>>569830169youre describing B finals, not A. A finals requires luck or rerolling until you make umas with most-all of the necessary skills, 1200/1200/1200, S distance obviously, and oh yeah, be one of the meta umas for the CM unless you are ultra dedicated and get several required inherits
Who should I masturbate tonight to in Koikatsu
HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA BRICK
>>569832481wow look its ZE GERMAN
>>569829263I post finemo often, i just ignore the sexpestfag
>>569832271I am a degenerate gambler and if the one(1) acceleration skill I chose doesn't proc. I will lose.
>>569832398koikatsu has uma mods?
>>569831590don't flush tissues in the toilet, anon. it fucks up the plumbing.
>>569832269you did better than I did>62% WR round 1>Round 2 Day 1: 15% WR>Round 2 Day 2: 40% WRI'm just thrilled I luckshitted my way into A finalsanyone have that NTR losing CM image? I want to save it
>>569832525Isn't Sweep extremely stoopid? The 2 will counteract and it'll just be a normal run.
>>569832398Who should I masturbate tonight t-me.
>>569830019I'm the evil Finemo poster I don't have her card or the umas but I'll molest Chiyoposter any time of the day
>>569830602i ignored gutsmaxxing so thought i could get away with taishin/tam spanking fronts, but they are lame af this track. I just refuse to deal with the misery of MANT FR training though
Cuteki
I thought everyone was overstating how for (You) Suzuka is because she seemed like a space cadet to me. Just finished her story, jesus christ.
>>569829263cool storydont caredidnt askshut up
>>569832398>bro doesn't know
>>569832010I am going to ejaculate on Bourbon's fat ass instead
>>569832576It has characters cards since first season of Pretty Derby
How big is Umama?
>>569829263orly
>>569832481My paizuri slave
Exiting round 2 with one last podium
>>569831216i was real tempted for END FM but dealing with getting A end and S distance, PLUS spurt, i didn't have it in me.
>>569831926>>569832124what does it say about me if I want to make refined, professional, and mature women that the younger girls look up to blush and squirm?
>>569832918A king never gives up
>>569832932That you (we) are based.
>>569829263>grass poster is umamawhite woman jumpscare x2
I prefer getting first podiums myself.
tail hugging was canon the whole time and no one said anything
>>569833194
>>569832984She got me into A finals already. That was my first reverse podium.
when MANT is over, i want to see every poster who said it would be fun to line up and apologize for lying
>>569832768spoil me on what you liked about it
With summer approaching, please remember to NOT fuck your Uma on the beach.
>>569833265MANT is fun, you're all just not a true autist like me
>>569833194I fucking LOVE golf titties
>>569833265I would have been ok with MANT if it ended like last month. It was fun at first getting super high scores but I want out
>>569833265it is fun thoughbut I suppose you could be a brainlet too
Fucking heard the scv sound line in my head when reading that
>>569833415okay 30% winrate
>>569830226Sunk cost fallacy is stupid. Quit for realsies.
>>569833194Waiting 6 months for her will kill me
>>569832481Deutsche Bahn would kill her
I'M READYDIGITAL WILL BRING ME GOLD AGAIN TRUST THE UMA PLAN
>>569830602tracen cheer is ass when the meta is fronts versus ends.
>>569833265>killed trillions of casuals>humiliated sloptubers like VF>group B is still babby mode so any garbage I make gets me 4-5 wins per ticketBut it is fun. The secret is to not run MANT unless absolutely necessary.
>blew half my jims on Sweepy>she's the annoying kind of brat>her YADAYADA on low energy gives me a headacheI have roller remorse.
>>569833265it gets fun when throne releasessmiling_oguri.jpg
>>569833194>>569833520this teio looks weird
>>569833312I mean she doesn't really have much development. she knows who she is and what she's about from the start, her whole arc is just falling in love with you. so if that's your thing it's pretty straightforward.personally I'm more into women who hate me a little bit.
>>569833265MANT was pain but man the music was great and I'll miss rivals on each race, I love that rival screen pop up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIelaoprSDI
Me? Having sex
>>56983346540 actually
Did you have a good 6/7 Day?
>>569833342With summer approaching, please remember to LOSE some fucking weight.
>>569833697>hip against hipso lewd
>>569833590>Didn't pull for her on a brand new account to get a feel for her brattinessWhat did you learn?
>>5698339084ful
>>569833790Maybe I spoke too sonWhat the fuck
>>569833968They're there to watch.
>>569833265I hate MANT.I will miss being able to use clocks whenever the game fucks me over and seeing my trainee in her g2/g3 outfit so often
>>569833968You're about to be marked
>>569833265Bold of you to think the game will revive when MANT is over. Cygames will not have learned from their mistakes.
>>569833265But MANT is fun? It is the third best scenario in the game right after L'Arc and Yokoma Onsen. Mechamusume is up there but not quite as good as MANT but could easily be 3rd best too.
Triple fronts are kino, you either stay 1st or be last
>>569833968>>569834062>>569834203Apparently we ditched their parents for onsen sex
>>569833265I enjoy being able to do any race for any uma and the parent bonus. Still doesn't outweigh how lengthy 1 run takes and how meticulous you need to be to play optimally.
>>569834350PLEASE be careful next time! You could've passed out from the heat!
>believing there will be an influx of players in the middle of a gacha's lifedo you guys actually do this? if i don't enter a gacha at ground-level with pre-registration gibs secured then i won't touch it. i've only made this exception for limbus company but i knew i wasn't playing that thing long-term.
>>569833808hey we match
>>569834350
>>569832768Suzuka is gigabased
>>569834461but the best time to get into umamusume is at the start of each new scenario, you will always be able to get decent cards at that point
>>569834484lemme see...
*coughs blood*My skill hints... My epithets...
>>569834296Run fast or die trying
>>569834435why do i like this
Don't provoke an Umamusume.
>>569834445>>569834526I can't wait for the next onsen se-Session!... Stamina training session
>>569834461How come Limbus keeps reaching new peaks every other patch?
I am ~barely~ hanging on to this game at this point, I hate grinding MANT so much, especially with a non mile or medium A uma. Knowing the next scenario comes soon is the ONLY thing keeping me even considering doing a run every day or two
>>569834461Honestly, that’s true.Umamusume already is trash to get into late, being behind legacies and cards and so on.Everyone who sticks around is kind of just dedicated to their sunk cost fallacy.
>there's less than 1000 clubs that seem to hit 30m fans>1 run is basically a million fans>there's 30 players in each club at most>there's only 30,000 people playing uma regularly and that's a high estimate
>>569833740I can think of a couple umas like that.......
>>569829263wtf I've been flirting with a girl?
>>569834673This is how you become THE RAPED
>>569834461anniversaries bring people in, the biggish giveaways. Whether they stay depends if they get addicted enough or like chars enough
>>569833590what kind of brat did you think she wasdid you not see the yada yada creature footage
what's an accent (in you're country or other) you find to be undeniably sex?
>>569834661cuz CB is cute no matter what
>>569834673
>>569834647I'll never have a Gundam this good.......KUSO
>>569834712because it's extremely f2p friendly and has no PvP/multiplayer (maybe it does now, i dunno). you just drop-in, clear cantos, and do the end-game a little bit till you're fulfilled. uma is nothing like limbus.
>>569834774That's my oshi
>>569834905are you having a stroke or just ESL?I find kansaiben sexy yeah, that's what you wanted to hear, right?
>>569834905i dont like jp that much, but kansai tickles me so much i genuinely want to find a kansai wife not that i'll ever leave my basement
>>569834774That's me
>>569834647Why can't I have stats and skills like that
>uma swimsuit gravure magazineI need a copy
>>569834905a very subtle hint of Georgian
>>569833265MANT is fun, it has an actual skill component which makes it more engaging. The only flaw is that it made things harder for umas with no mile aptitude.Aoharu and URA was just mindlessly clicking on big rainbows. I rarely ever had to make any decisions, it was very boring.I can understand why people wouldn't like MANT though. However what I dont understand is why anyone who doesn't like MANT would like URA and Aoharu.
>>569834701
>>569834712dantehdo your thread lux danteh
>>569834701her parents were a bit TOO okay with her being alone and all affectionate with her trainer at an onsen...she is probably barely in her teens...
>>569835073you're not a woman who hates men a little bit, though
>>569835051I'm not ESL I'm just drunk
heh at lvl 4/5 you can do E fails and still get 2/2.5 rewards
>no free 3 clocks today WTF
>>569833808I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that
>>569835187>she is probably barely in her teens...not even, she's like 11 or so, she's younger than vivlos, who's about 12
>>569824973no one is saying this
>there's a universe where cyjews weren't cyjews and actually released TB with all the QoL it needed>global is prospering>all the internet panhandlers and sloptubers are riding the wave>it's cool, even among normies, to be into uma musume>/uma/ is still filled with schizoswhat a world that would have been but alas.
>>569824973McQueen sex
>>569835289First week of the month is over, they successfully convinced people to refresh their monthly pass, so no more freebies, sorry chud
>>569834905You posted her
>>569835243says who?
>>569825120All my friends stopped playing because of MANT
>>569835341Yeah because it was way back in the thread, until you brought it up again for no reason two hours later.
>>569835187by this point in the career flower's parents know her trainer decently well, they're real worrywarts who show up to races/school pretty frequently
>>569835385pretty optimistic to think theres a world where cy doesn't merely succeed in spite of itself.
>>569835385>filled with schizo >'filled'
>>569835464here's the secret they don't want your friends to know: you can do your dailies in 10 minutes
>>569835073Get off the computer, we need to train.
>>569834435If she looked like that I would have fallen for the propaganda
>>569835324>younger than vivlos, who's about 12...what>>569835507yeah but likethey even spied on them and were practically gushing at how much flower was fawning over her trainer...
>>569834461I know plenty of people that are barely playing due to 'blazer fatigue. I'm sure there'll be a bump when hag umanko arrives. Maybe it'll hover slightly higher than during 'blazer. Who knows, might as well wait the 2 months and see.
>>569835575Here’s the secretest secret: no one wants to do chores for a game they’re sick of
>>569835636vivlos skipped a grade
>>569835686are you new to gachas?
>>569835613tch, whatever...
>>569835456no one hangs their clothes up like this
>>569834673Isn't she a dyke?
>>569834905I love the Spanish """lisp."""
>>569835746ok maybe you are shichi
>>569834296I stole Angling from some retard's Seiun then spammed the Rudolf "Easy" sticker
>schizo spent hours staying up till 5am making a collage of his bf alleged posts
>>569835739No. I’m aware that most people just passively absorb new characters through Twitter posts when they can’t afford to roll on them or don’t feel like playing anymore. People move on when they feel their time is better spent elsewhere no matter how cute the girls are, anon.
>>569835385>there's a universe where cyjews weren't cyjews and actually released TB with all the QoL it neededyeahthis is that universenips used TB without the QOLs such as>not knowing when the shop updated, they had to check every turn>no hints about what was the result of each event, they had to play with the wiki next to them or learn every signle mant event outcome>no agenda>only 3 clocks per run>no 1.5 anni gameplay updates that made end/lates viable for career>for 6 months instead of the 4 that global gotYou're a baby who played MANT baby mode.
>>569834647>long B>MILE Bhow the fuck was that career not just perpetual misery?
>>569835456why was this sent to my phone?
>>569836061So the scenario is beyond saving. Or, rather, the problems run deeper than the scenario.
>>569836106Isn't Long B basically nothing? All the Longs are basically stam checks besides the Arima and that one's piss easy
>>569835776Nah
>>569833265I have clinically diagnosed autism and even I don't find MANT enjoyable.
>>569835776all zoomers are bi
If you ran Summer Maru, Vbourbon or Seiun Sky in Round 2 you have no soul.Which means everyone playing the game because somehow I saw almost all three of them in every single race.
>>569836345Long C is good enough when I do Fuji careers. You're correct, all you need is to pass the stam check.
>>569836254Cygays did MANT 4 times and killed each server with it every time
>>569836061This is not that universe. It still has a clumsy UI and a bad design overall. It needs much more improvement. Nobody played baby mode; we play Golshi mode and the Japanese played Ultra Golshi mode.
>>569832768yeah suzuka has one of those careers that makes me wonder if people actually play the game. desu i think most people read it and see the "waow this is the part where she died irl" part and don't see the rest of the career where she's all deredere.
>>569836432heyyy
>>569835776every single uma is (you)sexualexcept for shakur, who really needs to jump finemo
Good thing about MANTblazer is that it killed sloptubersBe sure to praise the Kentucky Derby jews as well
>>569832768
>>569836061yeah japs also didn't have fukukitaru doing fortune telling for them so they knew which banners to skip or pull on. throne for example won't be a problem for us. i think global players really dont realize how crazy playing the game is without the crystal ball there for you.
>>569836783Yeah instead we have a more powerful force
>>569836583If there's one thing I've learned from seeing people's reaction to Uma careers, it's that the dense Trainer comics you see are SUPER true to reality.
>>569836502shoulda hung out in B, plenty of random goobers here (there's still an smaru or vbourbon in almost every race. sometimes it's a taiki or base maru instead)
>>569836106It was, hence:>My epithets...I failed NHK Mile and Kikuka Sho, then decided to just skip Tenno Sho Spring. So there's a fuckton of stats missing and SP. Though, again, I got pretty shafted for skill hints with no PP and Curvature.
>>569836723witgod still running strong thoughbeitmonetizing, running ads and all that
God I love these midget twintailers and their fat fucking milkers.
>>569836959I missed Taiki Shuttle :(
>>569836229any torena above the age of 32 was airdroppd a file, pinging your locationif you happen to be younger it means you fulfilled another criteria, which is currently unknownwhat matter is, you got pingedand you need to start runningNOW..........
>>569835072bbbbbbbbbbased
>>569836682>except for shakureven she starts warming up to (you) by her final affection story
>>569837051burst out laughing at the end of that thanks
>>569835456Gold City is, but you are a man, born with a penis, who posts on /uma/. ergo, etc.
>>569836990can someone explain what it means in his videos when it clips to a picture of bobo and says "monetizing running ads" but it doesnt actually do that? am i missing something?
>>569837193he puts an ad there, if you don't see it maybe you have an ad blocker or you pay for youtube premium
>>569837019nonstop double paizuri
>>569837135but I'm exactly 32 so it sounds like I'm safe
>>569837193>context? what is that?he puts yt ads there obviously
>>569837135You're not outrunning an uma m8.
>>569837032I agree with this post in its entirety.
>>569837451so you're just gonna be raped to death? just like that? no fighting back?pussy ass bitch...!!
>>569836990Yeah but he has an actual job and knows how to make videos while the other jobbers take 30 minutes yet fail to explain anything. >>569837193turn off your adblockor don't, fucking hate ads even my minecraft launcher gets them
>>569836502If you ran:>SMaru>VBobo>Taishin>Seiun Sky>King Halo Cheer>Pasayou have no soul
>>569837451just zigzag like they're alligators
>>569837612My entire team is on this list
>>569837596bro has been using the same launcher for 15 years
>>569836723>is that it killed sloptubersbull shit it did
>>569837612But I love King Halo.
>>569837720>alligatorsWHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
can someone explain to me how to tell when NYopera's unique is good for a track?
>>569837612I wonder who is behind this post...
Your round 2 lobby anonSuzuka won by lengths
>>569837612Goldship gets a pass? Wild.
>>569837612I hardly saw any cheer kings>Taishin left outHMMMMM
>>569837787when the post-accel late race is more than 400m long
>>569837787When 400m isn't the accel zone
>>569837787If you will be at full speed when it activates then it is good.
>>569837596don't use the minecraft launcher it's bloatware get another one
>>569822054I'm tired and I I thought her tail was a fat log
>>569837814Soulless
>>569835313>there he is...again>what prompts this response>always the same one line>I've been looking at your penis like that AT LEAST 30 times now>not an exaggeration either>just...what do you want from me>sigh...>...>but it is cute.
>>569837847Anon...
this thread has made me realize I am incredibly lonely
>>569835575It takes me a minimum of 15 minutes to do a single URA fan run and about 10 minutes to do all the dumb team trials and shop purchases and stuffat that point why even play, hence why I quit and I just post cute UMAs
>>569837596you should switch to prismor basically anything other than what you're usingi'm guessing forge. it's incredibly shit. surely nobody here is using the base launcher, right?
>>569836583add Gold City to that list>Suzuka all deredereit's even crazier in her Main Story chapter (the one where we got that actually not-bad Suzuka welfare Speed card), and you two are basically a married couple, with how deep and close the emotional connection is. Fucking bonkers. Sure, Ardan is more openly and classically romantic, but holy shit Suzuka won't be beaten by anyone for her quiet, ardent passion for (You)
>>569838081It's time to start fucking fat chicks or dudes, your choice.
>>569837612what if i didn't use any of those horses but did feed sky's unique to a suzuka
>>569837612Kingu deserves EVERY ounce of love ever given to her no matter what
>>569838081Elaborate
>>569838194The former.
>>569837287>you pay for youtube premiumI forget there's almost certain retards that do this
>>569827298seeking za paaru!
>>569837612every nonny here use at least one of these, disappointing
>>569837814oh hey that was my team, too! My Maru was wearing red but she was SMaru
>>569838482Is nonny gay speak for faggot
>>569837814We need more front runners. Just delete every other position and everyone should only run front runners foreverGroundwork lifeGroundwork gameSo soulful>If I'm not in first place I'm going to pretend I'm out of stamina and block a late surger so they get 17th place
>>569838583>projecting paul
>>569837962I know>>569837748I wish>>569838123>you should switch to prismSwapped off that one because I'm using an old W10 install and I can't even install anything higher than version 6.Also it would have "happy pride month" news.MultiMC may as well be abandoned.Don't think I can even run the default launcher anymoreModrinth shoves ads down your throat, has a paid subscription to disable ads and even showed me a literal "pride month fundraiser" notification because apparently fags needed more money to abuse the youth.Shit's unironically fucked I installed some cutesy mod (I'm a 30 year old male) and one of the bees showed up with a troon flag skin.umamusume
>>569838059It is me, I am blindanon now
>>569838280there's not much to say. I've been on my own for awhile and I like my life but I don't think I want to be alone forever so I gotta start working on that soon.uma musume.
>>569837925>>569837952>>569837959thanks bros. what's a good way to tell? like with cancer cup it looks good to me but i cant be sure...?
Cute
>>569838081Real w*men are never worth it anon
>>569837560pretending to run away from a deadly beast aint gonna make you any less of a bitchaccept death like a big boy cunt
>>569837612What if you use S!Maru as a way to help Front Biwa's unique proc more often?
>>569838804BASED. All women are parasites
>>569837560>he doesn't want to get wrung dry by his traineekinda gay
>>569838867not even making a final stand...boring man
>>569838694get map of CM tracklook at when late-race beginsadd 100m (most umas will be at their top speed by then, less if they have nice fat accels)subtract that number from total race distance If 400m+, Opera O is good inherit. Hell, if 300m+ it's still probably pretty good.
>>569838694circled in green what to check forhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting?cm=15
>>569838804anon never mentioned women
>>569837612I think I saw one cheer halo the whole CM. definitely not a sovlless pick. Pasa also shockingly rare. Why bother mutating her when you can just shit out an A finals Vbobo the very first time you get mile S
>>569838039Perfect, perfect!I will now masturbate and ejaculate to this
>>569838882then you are gigabasedholy damn I bet that race put a smile on your face and a boner in your pants, congrats anon I hope Santa Biwa wins you A finals.
>>569838694https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/anything longer than 1600mif shorter, you may be use it for speed carry over shenanigans
>>569838882I was not aware you could run Christmas Biwa as a front and get her unique to proc.
>>569839106good boy
>>569838482I am still rocking my Grass Wonder, (Wedding) Fine Motion, and Vodka team in Group B
>>569828078normally I don't find tachyon sexy but this one's face is making me twitch a bit
>>569838551Based fellow red outfit enjoyer
>>569836682Bakushin doesn't seem all that (You)sexual.
>>569835116I concur, my only issue with the MANT is that godforsaken deck building, it's hard to get to that vaunted 50 RB with your non-whale deck. Tons of concessions had to be made.Like, I actively gave up on rebuilding my ace with new Taiki card, because I can't hit 50 RB with my current options. But MANT consistently gave me fantastic Umas that do well in CMs and which is more important, I actually started getting good parents.
>>569837814>He didn't record it
>>569839291based based
>>569839316new reaction image just dropped bwos
>>569828606
>>569839418sex with Teioposters
Made pan seared chicken thigh over rice and roasted broccoli
damn dude what a fucking turn
>>569839248i can't believe my fair japanese maiden is a slut...
you guys are not following the DNI list
I HATE V BOURBON
>>569839550sorry for your bricked run
>>569836783instead or sweats are twice. And just cuz they had it worst doesn't make it way better. They got the F experience. We get D+ cuz mant is fundamebtally shiiiit
>>569839538oho~? what if I don't wanna
>>569839539would demolish that, good job anon
>>569839373there's hints of it here and there and she might just be repressing things because they'd be an unsuitable example to set for a class rep like her but yeah she's very much on the low end of things too
>>569839596what a cutie
>>569839539Forgot to add the pan sauce
>>569839578Rice would NOT say this
>>569839321>inb4 gaybut I think her red uniform is hotter. Maybe if her swimsuit were the swimsuit on her SSR card, but it just doesn't work for me. Red uniform though? Pure sex, it's the first time I was swayed by the propaganda, was still a newfag, had just found /uma/ and anons were constantly talking about how sexy Maruzensky was. I resolved to get her then and there, just had to wait six months.
Grass Wonder is only interested in slightly-mildly pubes having and sized (preferred) Japanese (but if you could fake it since you all look the same) male genitals.
>>569839690isn't she on the starting choice ticket
umas don't care about appearance... right?
>>569839690I'm with you.Her swimsuit isn't ugly but her OG outfit is just kinda iconic, it's awesome
>>569837814POST IT YOU TANTALIZING FUCK
>>569839672looking good if not for all the tinfoil and yeah I know you've explained but Jesus
>>569838958my final stand will be a good dicking
Is some of the psuedo-magical bullshit in uniques actually happening? What I mean is, can Tama actually create lightning around her with her speed or is that just visual flair for the game player/anime watcher?
>>569839808we do notso long as you perform.
you don't need to be faster than an uma, you don't need to be stronger than an uma.if there's one thing women love it's being manipulated
>>569839737...what?
>>569839905in your bussy??
>>569839907Every supernatural thing except the ghosts at Tracen Academy and the Marvelous Dimension is visual flair
>>569839804she is, but I had already used mine on Suzuka, my oshi since 2018 so I had to wait for the all-uma banner.Which was stupid, honestly, I should have sparked another because Red Maru is a dogshit inherit, Red Shift has only worked well only 3ish CMs out of 14, definitely not worth 30k carats, but the heart wants what it wants.
>>569839373she is just autisticbut there ARE hints of it sprinkled here and there such as when the resturaunt owners that she helped said to bring someone important to her there for a free meal she picked trainer, also at the onsen when she said she is willing to let herself goof off with her trainer (to better understand other umas that goof off)
i shall no longer be replying white woman jumpscare to grassposts, the other guy can do it
>>569839907The only thing absolutely 100% confirmed is the Marvelous Dimension and it's so weird and out there that Neicha assumed she was having a dream
>>569839672
>>569840086nonny...
>>569830558look at that bratty little foot stomp
>>569840003Shiraoki-sama is real though
>>569839907Ok but why does Tracen let them have guns?
>>569839907its DA ZONE
>>569840149S-Stop...
>>569839907*zones you*
>>569840229No, The Zone explicitly in-universe is in Oguri's head and is a manifestation of her own insecurities holding her back
>>569839773what seems to be the problem
Cheer Halo is much more consistent than Taishin
>>569840201Just the american umas, it was part of the agreement to let them transfer to tracen.
>>569838646polymc or any of its forks?
>>569840149to this date, the best blowjob I ever got in my life was from a fat chick. I guarantee the best dick suckers in Tracen are Spechud and Ogurin. 100%. Mirako in 3rd.
>>569839373she's hyper aware of being a Proper Class Rep so she forces those feeling down. But it pops out with her projection, i.e. the New Year's event where you choose >cocoonand she thinks (You)'re making a pass at heror during her date when she follows to the letter a romance guide (partly because of repressed feelings, partly because she is truly retarded). So it's there pretty clearly with Bakushin, too.
>>569840331Ok what about Rob Roy's claymore?
>>569840429Oguri has to know what sex is first.
Akikawa you accursed vixen! I already paid for that skill
>>569840472>>569840472>>569840472
>>569840473it's a harmless larp prop
non-troll bake doko
holy schizo he never learns
>>569839859What do you want? Suzuka got out of the gate, fast got a huge spot struggle, never gave up the lead and hit the unrestrained gamble at the end of the corner.
>>569839220Being in first fulfills the prerequisite, so if it's still mid-race she'll pop it the moment she drops into second, even if it's later than usual. S!Maru works really well for this since her unique goes off at about the same point Presents for X usually would (at least if you're running Triple 7s like I am) and gives her a good burst of speed to just barely pass Biwa so her unique triggers. It won't activate any more once you enter the late race, so the window for it to work is fairly narrow but it's a fun meme strat.>>569839171It sure did, feels good when she outmaneuvers enemy V!Bobo/S!Maru/Sky, bonus points if they're running triple front
>>569840165Oh yeah, her too
>>569839909Putting my 6 inches inside of Chrono's umanko and ejaculating until my balls are empty
>>569840046pulls are for wife first, then convenience, then meta
>>569840854>putting Unrestrained on SuzukaI bet it doesn't proc often but when it does.....holy fuckI wanted the recording it because I'm a Suzukafag and no one ever runs her except as a suicide Big Nig and that makes me sad. I like seeing her win
>>569838796Genuinely adorable.I love this kind of stuff.
>>569840473don't forget laisu's knife or flash's rapier
>>569839248Stop.. that's my weakness.>>569839737I have a jungle down there..
>>569839907in general, any character descended from sunday silence has a decent chance of having actual magic powersmarvelous sunday has a reality marvel, cafe can see and talk with ghosts, stego and neo universe can perceive parallel universes, fuji kiseki does parlor tricks, still in love has schizophrenia that infects her trainerbut unique skills like tama's lightning are just visual flare/'perception' rather than anything actually happening (see also kris s pulling out a rifle)
>>569841597Laisu has a stabbing loicense
Schizo bake, skipping
>>569835072that was very cute
>>569839620Is this what they call playing hard to get?
