Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss Sonic the Hedgehog General!/sthg/ #9389 - Tails is windy Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog General's 35th Anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog General 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie>'Sonic the Hedgehog General Live in Concert' Announced For US, UK, Starting September 2026https://www.sonicstadium.org/articles/sonic/sonic-live-in-concert-announced-for-us-uk-starting-september-2026-r3441/>Sonic the Hedgehog General Live in Concerthttps://sonicliveinconcert.com/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog General #87 - 17 June 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog General #3 - 01 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog General: 35th Anniversary Special - 08 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog General X Godzilla #1 - 15 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog General #88 - 05 August 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog General #4 - 05 August 2026Sonic the Hedgehog General X Godzilla #2 - 02 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog General #89 - 09 September 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4r>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>569811358
I hate wome
Sad news, apparently the new Sonic 3d model was made using an AI made spreadsheet
Shadally??
Gamma.
Sonic doesn't consider Shadow a person. Shadow is a fake. A faker.
*Rapes you're OC**Dabs at you*Heh, nothing personel, kid.
>>569837010Source?
>>569837175Does the wind consider anything
women are shy by nature. women don't chase guys unless they are gold diggers and the guy they are looking for has something that they want
>>569837378He considers whether or not he should eliminate his opponents. He eliminates robots, which are fakes. Which means Shadow is fair game for Sonic to kill.
Sonic is so windy he is incapable of empathy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgAKDwtf2uY
>>569837463according to these non canon but power level accurate sources. shadow is stronger
Imagine if Sega mandated windnic into Archie and they had to come up with an in universe reason for it just like when it happened to Charmy
>>569837601That's just temporary to make Sonic look good when he eventually overcomes Shadow. Sonic is the only character with agency. The only character that truly matters in his universe. Everyone else is just a fake person. A faker. They couldn't change the world no matter how hard they tried. Only Sonic can change the world. Only Sonic has any effect on the world. Only Sonic is real.
>>569837463>He considers whether or not he should eliminate his opponentsThat's Shadow. Sonic doesn't really do that. If they are to be eliminated they get eliminated. otherwise he just kinda stops them then fucks off to do better things.
"It's MY franchise now, Sonic!"
>>569837625Jules fucking dies, Sonic breaks
>>569837765Shadow is irrelevant. He isn't real like Sonic.
>>569837738>>569837738Meanwhile Sonic 06, Sonic Forces, Sonic Heroes.
>>569837937All these stories exist to show how much Sonic has grown. It makes it more impressive when he outstrips everyone else.
>>569837825>Sonic's parents die because the wind has no parents>Sonic becomes a sociopath and dumps Sally because the wind doesn't love>Sonic starts grinning all the time like he's posing for box art>All of the other characters look at him with worried faces>He's so traumatized that he began acting like a video game mascot >Every time people try to get him to open up he just smirks and runs off
>>569837625They could just have Sonic go through some deep thinking after the Mecha Sally stuff.But if you wanna go full autism. Have the original Archie Sonic die or get erased and a Sonic from another timeline/dimension who is basically like Game Sonic replaces him to kinda parallel what happened to Robotnik.
>>569837825Windnic doesn't break though.>>569838028No it doesn't though.
>>569837920Sonic's green wife.
>>569837774I’m not fucking around anymore. What is wrong with you, Tails? Like, genuinely, what is wrong with you? How the fuck did you think that was a good idea? Sonic is dead now. He’s fucking dead and never coming back and all you can do is smile? You’re an actual psychopath. Seriously, go to hell. This is unacceptable. You cannot be redeemed, Tails. So don’t even try. Go away.
>>569838134It literally does. The entire point of the Sonic cast is to prove how badass Sonic is. They exist to serve him.
>>569838036
>molests you before bed timeGood night anons
Shadow? Zavok?! CHAOS?!FUCK
sweaty mobian women
>>569838036So basically Sonic is Jax
anons, you wanna know what sickens me?the fact that i used to enjoy gigi's trauma slop AU from a few years ago
>>569837937whos name in the titles?
>>569838139Sonic doesn't date fakers faggot. Surge is only half a person at best.
>>569838179>The entire point of the Sonic cast is to prove how badass Sonic is. They exist to serve himIt's the opposite. Sonic has to be cool to sell the other characters.Otherwise you wonder why people respect him or are inspired by him.
>>569838134Yeah but Sega didn't mandate how or why. They just mandated that Charmy has to be more like the games. So they were fine with it being a teenage Charmy with brain damage.
>>569838283>Gardon>Nice
>>569838168...!He'll just respawn and come back good as new, like -I- always do...um, right?
>>569838284Delicious Amy armpit sweat
Who here is drunk right now?
That's how Sonic X comics end, interesting
>>569838359It's almost like he is the main character or something.Also his name needs to be on it to sell.
>>569838546Me. I am fucked up. In the tub. Stewing.
Have a crossover between Archie Sonic and a universe that's basically interchangeable to Sega Sonic's world and have the two switch universes or something and after the adventure Archie Sonic enda up preferrimg the Sega Sonic lifestyle and applies it to his world.
>>569837504Does Mina hate Bunnie?
Sex with my retarded brain damaged honey bee
Bring back ALL the Archie and Fleetway girls, except Sally, then everyone who matters will be happy
>>569839010Bring back Saleta, Anti Sally and Elias but no Sally
>>569838810Stewing about what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSL5rEOC9SAGood night.
>>569838560Sonic X Sonic said he would see Archie Shadow again someday. (He did not)
Espio...
Bring back everyone except (you)r favorite character. unless it's sally. Sally stays
>>569839010Give Sally her own series as an H-game protagonist
>>569839112Gnight
>>569839114He PROBABLY meant Shadow in general.
>>569838134Windnic doesn't break but Archienic does so the idea is that Archienic breaks into Windnic
Mina was killed by the Super Genesis Wave. She doesn't hate or love anyone because she is nothing but energy floating around in the empty void. No thoughts or feelings. No one remembers her.
>>569839114He did met with X Shadow tho (until SGW annihilated his world)
>>569630797Here's the full whiteboard. Thank you to everyone who showed up!Full-res image is in the booru:https://sthg.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19678PSD archive (includes uncensored boards):https://mega.nz/folder/DKBSlDYb#GdR4FN7QFEOFtS_30ZT4_A
>>569839072I am literally stewing, not figurstively stewing.I love hot water.
>>569839156Is everyone in the Chaotix just fucking Vanilla???
>When Cream is home alone
>>569839317Based work. Cute Rei and that Super Espio is sexy.
>>569839156KEKmy Rose bros....
Bring back LITERALLY EVERYONE
>>569839317Its a barren wasteland.>>569839325Oh nice.
>>569839275But then he would be Windnic and would have broke, creating a paradox.go back to plebbit hedgejerkposter.
>>569839317Is it possible to join these on a phone?
>>569839317
>>569839317When is this stopping?
>>569839317Boring shit slop>ocslop by Roads>mongooseslop>more lizardshit0/10
Douge
>>569839725fiona >>>>> vanilla
>>569839317Oh man, I couldn't participate again, that sucks, because I would've made a better drawing than all of the talentless hacks here.
>>569839725Cute.
>>569839610I tried but Magma only works on a browser
Sonic is a dumb cunt
>>569839725Need a pic like this but with a sweaty Silver crying in the corner covered in kiss marks
Mephiles!
>>569839898puppy!
Amy..
>>569839317>>569839727Based Lex
>>569840126duofag is the only artist here who makes porn anymore
Which belly dancer is hotter?https://files.catbox.moe/ked2p6.png
>>569840415She tanked it.
>>569837774Realtalk, why wasn't it Knuckles? That'd have made much more sense.
>>569840415>>569840483Tank this
Spindashing Amy, how nice
>>569840575
Sonic & Amy!They're besties!And they platonically fuck.No love just relieving themselves.Raw. No protectionAnd they high-five after.
>>569840581Archie Sonic X is evidence that Ian could be tricked into writing windnic
>>569840581
Rouge..
Amy's legs...
>>569840581Yeah I like how the comic made more of an effort to make Amy, Tails and Cream not-physically-useless since they get overshadowed a lot by Sonic and Knuckles in the actual show.
>>569841008
>>569841089imagine the pawjobs
>>569839610It's worked for me.
What's that? Is that you, Sonic? Are you trying to spoil my plans again? Wait a minute, you're not Sonic. This is impossible!
>>569841513
>>569839317This looks like shit, where's the real content.
>>569840864Amy makes the most sense besides Mighty to he able to roll around in a ball like Sonic.
I really wish I had a pack of cigarettes right now.
>>569839317I forgot about the whiteboard and i spend an hour drawing somewhere else lol
>>569842089Lanolin...
/sthg2/
>>569842101good
Consider>Amy is canonically the strongest character>But its toonforce for comedic purposes>Knuckles, Shadow, or Eggman's strongest machine cant lift her Piko Piko hammer because it's absurdly heavy and dense while she swings it around with one arm>She's slow because her hammer, in hammer-space, weighs her down. Dropping it, she moves like Brock Lee. >She doesn't harness this when a serious plot demands it, probably because shes afraid of scaring Sonic away.>If Eggman's final boss mech blocks her way to the grocery store in Station Square, that one heug GUN truck holds up traffic on her way to Emerald Coast, or something else, she literally picks up her problems and places them somewhere else while being embarrassed that her freakish strength is "unladylike."
>>569842089That oc who smokes but i never remember the bame of...
sally could survive being fucked by solaris
Here I come, you creep!
>>569842035What if the Sonic characters all just curlled up one day and lived life as spheres from now on?
>>569842430of course she could. shes the biggest whore in mobius
>>569842089Tails...
>>569842587im sure this is someones fetish
>>569842628≥mobius
>>569842498Creeper? Aww man!
>>569842035Dream Team gave spin dash specifically to the hedgehogs, so yeah I'd say them and Mighty are the ones that make the most sense rolling into a ball.
>>569842801this man said greater than or equal to
>>569842982he needs rape correction
>>569842587...little help here?
>>569842361>If Eggman's final boss mech blocks her way to the grocery store in Station Square, that one heug GUN truck holds up traffic on her way to Emerald Coast, or something else, she literally picks up her problems and places them somewhere else while being embarrassed that her freakish strength is "unladylike."Cute
>drink water>need to peeI can't go on like this. Kill me, Sonic.
>>569843241>no money>need cigarettesI can’t go on like this. Buy me cigarettes, Sonic.
>>569843241You have diabetes
>>569820342We didn't appreciate Marine's inverted nippples.
>>569842361>>569843150>She gets especially angry when she has to use her strength frequently>Her cutesy personality snaps and she becomes a small furry and pink Broly>GUN stopped trying to capture and interrogate her when she cost them millions of rings worth of property damage after she ruined their supertuck>Any further escalation would have reduced Station Square to a Zack Snyder "Man of Steel" action setpiece on par with Perfect Chaos>High Command decided that listening to the local outpost's instructions and letting the furball shop for groceries in peace ultimately saved lives
>>569844214SHOTA BREAKER
bad
>>569844214is this you?
Happy pride!
>>569836172I like Sonurge because I think it would make for a nice story arc to see Surge overcome her hate toward Sonic and transform it into love, especially since he's inspiring her to be a hero already and she isn't inherently evil, just mischievous and misguided. The dynamic between them has a lot of sexual tension since she's obsessed with him, and let's be honest, she's the only female character who can keep up with Sonic and is constantly drawn having intimate physical interactions with him. Lastly, Surge trying to do good deeds just looks cute and I root for her happiness.
>>569845192what machine does eggman use in tow away zone
>>569845192I just think its weird how leftists venerate homosexuals and non-whites. It would be one thing to venerate a class of people who contributed to society, such as veterans. But no. "we" celebrate people who are subvert the values we know to be good. To leftists bad is good.Leftists are perverts.
This hog is horrifying, kept seeing him all over
>>569844214Boob grope please
mobian fertility cults to increase the birthrates
>>569847325>needing a cult when human men solve the problem normally
>"Keep looking at me like that and I'll shock your computer or something!"
>>569847637stop being gay
Sega has forgotten about Sonic
'dria
>>569844607A bat needs a real man...
Sonic vs Shadow is fake. Shadow is his own character.
>>569836853>/sthg/ #9389 - Tails is shit
>>569848532Sucking Rouge big breast for nutrition
>>569847113>sorry Tails my bussy belongs to Shadow big black hedgecock now, your tiny fox shrimp just don't hit my womb anymore
>>569845089Absolutely not! I can't hold a candle to that stache...
Shadow and Silver deserve more love than Honey. They deserve more love than every character.
>>569849281100% unrefined vantablack hetslop coal
*hides your post*
>>569849547Hide this.
um hi
Silver and Blaze's relationship is the worst creative decision this franchise has ever made and Blaze's sacrifice deserves infinitely more scrutiny from a creative direction perspective that Elise's kiss.
Remember when Archie released a giant encyclopedia for its universe that immediately became obsolete because the comic had to be rebooted from a lawsuit?
just admit silvaze is hetslop with pizzazz that not even Ian Flynn can transmite into something meaningful and you'll never truly be satisfied so you can drop the characters already
>>569850097>hetslop with pizzazzWhat does this mean
STESAKS
Hetslop?
>Dead mobian found in the forestit was a human again??? I can't believe it. why does this keep happening?IT WAS A HUMAN AGAIN!!!
Americans can't read between the lines*bashes you over the head with tanabata references for 20 years*cool thank you Sonic Teamwhy is Silver standing next to Sonic have you figure that one out yet or is Silver too ~mysterious~
>>569850278Two Knuckles
>>569846260big day for large squeeze
>>569849369Boob grope please?
>>569849905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lff9uWxoNus&t=173s
>>569850351it's archie and there are a plenty of echidnas
>>569850369
>>569850209>hetslopPrototypical if not obligatory male/ female relationship. Usually just boring and bland bait for heterosexuals.>pizzazzAll the themes and crap with no substance.It's just a heterosexual relationship plus mysticism.
>>569850369Thanks now butt groping please
>>569850797>It's just a heterosexual relationship plus mysticism.Relationship implies that there's a strong enough chemistry between them to date
>>569850434I will brutally mog this entire franchise with platonic Sonic & Blaze inspired Rushkino and Silvaze and Sonaze niggers will weep burning tears of joy and the entirety of Sonic Team and Maekawa will commit seppuku in shame and Nishiyama will shake my hand and adopt me
>>569851056tom and maddie adopting amy would be a fucking disaster
>>569851131
Spyro giving Shadow bedroom eyes
>>569851242 (Me)>>569851131How?
>>569851479
>>569851479>>569851614Made for human men
Sonic The Hedgehog
>>569849062a feast for a king
>>569849954
>>569852335Oh man.. just please let me just suck on it like a big retard baby sucking on big breast tit milk *suck*suck*suck*suck*suck*suck*suck*suck*suck**burpppp~ and cums~*
Sonic Team are complete fucking retards and I think literally anyone from /sthg/ would do a better directing or producing a Sonic game.
>>569850407large day for big squeeze
>crossworlds is just the multiversus of cart racers>everything is canon, but only ranges between 300 to 600 active users daily
sonic moments for this feel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ2regeDoJw
>>569853240Butt grope please?
>>569853781>>everything is canon,Except Sally
How many times has Amy kissed Sonic again?
>>569854208in character Sonic doesn't like to be kissed so none
>>569852889Yes. The director would need to be able to handle approving or rejecting the art, script, controls, level design, gameplay, and game length. The producer would need to handle who to use and hire for the game's development and would need to arrange the publishing of the game to different consoles, the marketing, and the licensing
>>569854273In character Sonic kissed Elise
>>569854387He was dead
>>569854431He was resting his eyes
>>569850668the natural effect of rouge
what the fuck were they thinking with eggmanland+eggdragoon+dark gaiai'm quitting i'm not farming lives and going through egg dragoon again just to finish the gaiaslopwhat a terrible, terrible gameused to longingly watch youtube vids of this game as a kid without a ps3/360 and now i know i missed out on nothing
>>569843567More like diaPEEtes
>>569854729Rouge butt groped by another person please
>>569854879lol filtered
>>569854879>used to longingly watch youtube vids of this game as a kid without a ps3/360 and now i know i missed out on nothingI feel like i'm also in this category, perhaps gaming was never fun outside watching like a cuck.But i also admit that some games are funny only when you're a little baby.
>>569854879git gud>t. tried 12 times or something PS2 version
>>569855114surge pov
>>569850840big fat bat ass
>>569854879It took you that long to realize the game was overrated
>>569854909Sonamy is undeniable and the best couple
>>569851698
God the sense of speed in the advance games is so awful
>>569855310 couple of bestiesss
>>569855219nobody says sonic unleashed is highly rated
>>569855550Bestie spammer...
>>569855595/sthg/ highly rates it
>>569854879I warned you. Don't play unleashed. The best part of Werehog is his design, not the awful gameplay. The best part of Chip is watching him eating the whole game and you see that in cutscenes. Only play post Frontiers games if you are bored and nothing else
>>569852792Mild attempt at recreating Samantha Cole's outfit from that movie.
giving Rouge (or any Sonic character really) an easy to see neck looks like shit ngl
>>569854309Yes that is what a director and producer does. What's it to you?
>>569839317i'm so tired of working weekends bros. i want to draw on the whiteboards again!
you now remember that rouge has a white neck in sonic prime
I don't like crossworld but this marketing is genius i recon that.
Meet and fuck Shadow
>>569853890
>>569856551Crossworlds lost Bigly to Mario though
>>569856503You can always draw something now, then ask Espioyume permission to post pictures. It's not the same but at least you are still part of the whiteboard
>>569856381The director and writer usually come up with the story so both need to be good at coming up with ideas and pacing them.There's a lot of controversial discourse about the English voice acting for the Sonic characters so the producer has to be attentive to it
>>569856514Everyone has a neck. You just can only see it from very specific angles
>>569855114You can almost see his bare hand
>>569854931
>>569857084How scandalous!
everything is out of character even you are ooc right now
Stop being transphobic you ch-ACK
>>569857998AIslop is for pussies
massaging blaze's blobs
>>569854879Eggman land is hard but it's at least the same game mechanics as the rest of the game. The temple golem part of Dark Gaia is fucking indefensible trash though, and for multiple reasons: repetitive, annoying, difficult, and worst of all: slow.
Marine Doll
>Forgotten
>>569858275You're just mad it stops leftists from taking over the entertainment industry
He got so frustrated that he railed her for 12 hours
>becomes a ghost >grow up fangsChip is the only character with canon toon powers. Sonic can and best survive a falling from space. Weak
>>569858830Sure. Nice replacement
Sonurge just makes more sense than Sonamy
>>569859540The good thing about Surge is that as a comic character she can have love interest and not become a permanent nothing character like the videogame cast. There will be a future when she falls in love with another OC and we can kill Sonurge for good
>>569859115Nobody cares, go back to Twitter and cope
>>569859938now make her pregnant
>sonic thing post yuji nakanot canon
>thing past the jurassic periodngmi
>>569859938More rougeslop please
>>569849905i can understand not being into silver or silvaze but rush adventure, satbk etc. still happened despite her 06 involvement.and after that silver is too irrevelant to actually do anything to her. you could just say you dont like silver without being too schizo about it.>>elise kissin the end the majority of the audience prefers silvaze over sonelise both in west and japan. which is the only non subjective metric you can use as an argument.
>>569859856i think this only applies if it is in the character's inception like nite and don, this is the whispangle isn't full on canon.
>>569850797silvaze is only really romantic in japanese made material, in stuff like idw where most of their interactions are(unfortunately) silver is more of a gay bestie.
>>569861025Show me examples of this alleged romance
>>569861995Love this, really pushes the "cartoon character" aspect of Sonic.
>>569862141Sonic isn't a cartoon
>>569861995looks cool but gives me nu-crash vibes and those teeth look jarring.lately, it feels like too many fan artists don't want Sonic to look expressive in a more anime way and rather want a Looney Toon Sonic .it's like trying to add western sensibilities to the original Astro Boy design.
Please, can Sega let ANYONE besides Ian Flynn write for western Sonic stuff? I dont even hate the guy but PLEASE, give me some fresh air.
>>569863529Ok now you get Gigi
>>569851838Sauce?
>>569863593It's an upgrade
>>569841008There's no way this is unmodded
It’s NOT a coincidence that one of the most popular characters created by a MAN gets flanderized by the Stanley who spammed multiple forgettable OC’s and turned Tangled (also created by a man) into a crying lesbian
>>569842587>multiple games where Kirby does this>none where Sonic doesHuh.
>>569863870>flanderizedbuzzword
>>569839317>>569864058
>>569862616Yeah he's a video game character whose character design originally took inspiration from cartoon characters.
>>569863870Women cannot create, they can only corrupt
>>569863307The good thing about Sonic coping Mario is that they will take notes of how expressive Mario was in Wonder and make Sonic expressive again
>>569864058What do you call a band of singing Robotnik chicks?The Songotchiks!
>>569861331maekawa ships it and hes who wrote 06. it also shares with shadaria which sonic team boomers ship.japanese are the only ones who probably get it though. the western shippers either ship it for the sake of it or think silver is a gay bestie.
>>569863870Evil(women) cannot create, they can only corrupt
>>569864485
Gonna watch that Among Us show today
>>569864975Is he gonna fuck them or what?
>>569864626Welcome to the club, Silver.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7E9U36bp1L0
>>569858275I remember when this guy does Frontiernic jacking off with Tails of in the background animation. It was cute
>>569841008What mod is this?
It's cute, I like em
>>569865317the Modder-Desperately-Needs-a-Girlfriend mod
>>569865430>The gayest representation of Tails is a weak basement dweller chudI feel targeted
I maed this
>>569865682>gayWell they are having gay buttsex so..
>>569865769Colono? cool.
>>569865769Very nice, do you have a deviantart?
Sonic does a backflip and dies. The Movie
>>569865769>not pornWhy are you wasting your time?
>>569864626>>569864485At this point I hope this dogshit team happens and Silver becomes an inscrutable and disappointing character for everyone.
>>569866302not everything needs to be porn
>>569866312>Autist mad because [literally anything]
>>569866528Writers already struggle to find reasons or motiviations for Silver to do anything, the audience already struggles to understand his and Blaze's relationship. Digging up a 20 year old character who has barely been explored to dump them onto a team just because there's three of them is a completely retarded direction.
>>569866179Naturally. The hedgehog is a brutish life form, unfit for such feats of strength. Echidnas, especially the sexy warriors, are much more suited for these exercises. It is folly to think that anyone can match the backflipping prowess of a magnificent specimen that is the crooked-tailed red mighty echidna warrior.Why yes, I did direct this film. How did you know?
Sonic loves Amy.
Which Sonic girl says the N word on a daily basis?
>>569866984wave
Watch this guyshttps://youtu.be/Sgaf1Cc5R6M?si=ZIRHtTS3mP3Jp3h_
>>569867764Nice ip tracker link fuckwad
>>569867764>18 years ago
>>569867764>I was only a couple months oldlal
>>569867764>>569868418I am quite sure i have been to this at least once back in the day
>>569868464>2007you need to be 18 to pos...... oh
>>569866746>Writers already struggle to find reasons or motiviations for Silver to do anythingHow can you struggle to do something you never tried? His only role since 06 was in Forces and it was secondary >the audience already struggles to understand his and Blaze's relationshipYou are the audience? Sorry you are so dumb>Digging up a 20 year old character who has barely been explored So you agree with me>to dump them onto a team just because there's three of them is a completely retarded direction.There is no need for teams. You don't have to pair up Tails with Sonic all the time. Why limit yourself to the same interactions? I feel like when you talk about writers, you are actually talking about yourself and your lack of imagination
How old is the original top 10 hottest female Sonic characters video
>>569868827The man in the video is becoming a grandfather
>>569842361>>569844273>GUN puts this information higher than top secret out of concern of Sonic learning about her strength>Even the most slightly positive remark from him about her strength could make her an even bigger threat to the world's safety
>>569869017Grandfather at 37 years old? Is his kid retarded or something?
>>569869017The world you grew up in no longer exists.
>>569842361>>Amy is canonically the strongest characterNo. As far as I'm concerned, Amy is stronger than Sonic and faster than Knuckles. Sonic's speed = Knuckles' power. Knuckles' speed = Sonic's power. Amy's speed > Knuckles' speed. Amy's power > Sonic's power.
Hedgehogs smoking are hot
Who's the Anakin of Sonic
>>569869203That would make Amy the all rounder character
>>569867764I was barely conscious back then at like 3-4 years old, damn
>>569869309Shadow
That would make amy my wife.
>>569820623I'm glad more people are spreading the "Sol dimension was created by Iblis in 06" idea
>>569869309Tails
>>569869467Where's his hot wife who groomed him since he was a kid
>>569870046Yeah it just makes sense if you wanna canonize everything. I like that idea. Kinda gives the ending of 06 a little more weight.
I'm gonna chaos control the fuck out of (You).
>>569870121Rouge cuz she is 18 years older than him
>>569870478Shadow is like 50 years old
Shadow is a grumpy grandpa
This is klonoa from sonic the hedgehog.Yes, he's part of the series and was always part of the series.No, you will not question any of it.
>>569870651
>>569865317Now-deleted and lost media amy thicc rose mod by 4nthony34. He also made a Tikal mod.
lesbian slop
>>569870740The character design always gave me Sonic vibes
>>569870651>>569870818girls shouldn't kiss
>>569871062Because they copied sonic.Still, there are good knock-offs and bad knock-offs, i think klonoa is a good one.
>>569870504NTA but Shadow was asleep for fifty years. He could have still believed in Santa when he was iced for all we know.
>>569871434The Carpet Munchers
>>569871562Based Shadow the Santa believer
>>569871562Why is Rouge white?
>>569871809bleached
>>569871809You can't just ask people why they are white
>>569871986>Shadow: "It all starts with this... A Jewel containing the ultimate power." >Jewel: "Please put me down."
>>569871986Orgasm.....CONTROL!!!!!!????!
>>569872286Either Eggman is way too short or Vanilla is way too tall. It looks more like the former.
>>569872493||Well, it's still cute.
Sonic should have a character with this feel.
Kitsunami
>>569871562I love the concept of Shadow, who's seen so much cruelty and death, being blissfully unaware of certain things because either Gerald didn't pre-program it into him. Or thinking Maria's fairy tales have some amount of truth to them.
>>569870329
I bet rouge is into bald guys.
Tails!
>>569873060I bet so, she likes guys with no hair on their balls. >>569873136
>>569858275>>569865430Cute!
>>569873227But anon Tails' body is full of hair
>>569872810There's no way that overtly-shradia-coded manga is official.. is it?
>>569872810>Maria's fairy tales?Santa is real, though...? And his name is Sonic the Hedgehog.
No touch foxo, 100000000000 years in jail if you do.
>>569871986Like taking candy from a baby...
>>569873628That would be unjust, there is nothing wrong with respectfully touching him if he's comfortable with you. Luckily Tails is used to breaking his friends out of jail
Hello /sthg/>>569836853Do any other characters have wind based attacks?
>>569874095Touch foxo adequately
>>569874095I don't he's comfortable with anyone outside his personal circle of friends touching him, even for hugs. Or at least i wouks characterize him that way, people who got used to physical bullying are not that open.But tails is not how i'd write him, he's way too selfless for that.
>>569874183Hi hi!>>569874403This>>569874427I am his friend
Maybe he just doesn't like his namesakes getting grabbed
>>569874701Those are particularly sensitive.
The advantage to wearing clothes lol>>569874701That would make sense
>>569874769I mean they can shred metal so they must be pretty resilient>>569874650The best friend everyone would want
>>569874853<3
>>569874183>Do any other characters have wind based attacks?Sonic, Shadow, Amy, Espio.
>>569874745
Peak boy
>>569874998Gorgeous
>>569875181:D
>>569874745>I joined the Restoration because of YOU SONIC>>Actually I always had my doubts about you Sonic, even if you won the war, you always could fucked up the world even worse than Eggman
>>569875304Best boys
>>569874183Sonic Heroes is the game that codified Speed=Wind, Fly=Thunder, Power=Fire.Though Blaze breaks the rule since she's a speedy flame type, and we don't know how water (Chaos) or ESP (Silver) would fit in...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAzPZ7splo0
>>569875591Is it really how it works in game for all teams or is it just an STK thing
>>569875591Sonic Riders kept the speed/power/flight classification and when Silver was added in Zero Gravity they put him in flight.
>>569875537:)
>>569875723The coding is based on STK, but it applies to all teams. Sonic is the wind, so all speed-types have wind in the game.
>>569875841They're so synergistic it's unreal
>>569875950Yeah!
Reminder: People like Amy in IDW more than the games right noe because IDW writes her closer to how she was in the 2000s.Same with TMOSTH.The issue wasn't with her character but how she was treated for it.
>>569875723All teams. All the Fly characters have Thunder Shoot. Amy has Tornado Hammer and Espio has Leaf Swirl. Omega, Vector, and even Big for sone reason have fire-based moves.>>569875780>Silver=FlyHuh, okay.
>>569873563Points for AoStH again.
My HERO
>>569876685>Blaze = Speed>Silver = FlightIf Marine was in a type based game she'd probably be a Power character. Marine's fire powers unexpectedly gain even more support
>>569875591Iirc, Blaze was a power type when part of Team Rose in Runners.So its flexible.
>>569877015Yeah, they aren't really consistent with the character types
I freeze tiny cups of yogurt so i don't have to buy icecream.
>>569877075I kind of wish the chili dog thing had never happened. They make it look like it's the only thing he eats and it's dorky as fuck.
>>569877184I just blend frozen fruit with yogurt instead.
>>569877184i melt tiny cups of ice cream so i don't have to buy yogurtwe are not the same
>>569877239Exactly. It was fine to add it but its overused.Its like its become a personality trait itself. I was fine with adding it but its overused.
>>569877257You're an angel.>>569877276You're a devil.
Name as many Sonic characters as you can before becoming bored or running out of names
>>569877184Damn, why didn't I think of that
>>569878113TailsShadowRogue the CatMariauhhSonic Crying lesbian
>>569877276Isn't ice cream more expensive than yogurt though...?
be the woman shadow wants you to be
>>569878435I'm not sure Shadow would care about me or want me to become a woman
>>569870740We like Klonoa too, he looks like Tails brother from another mother
>>569878387not when its not yours
>>569878130To be more specific, i buy those big 500gr packs of yogurt with whatever flavor i want (usually they cost 2€ each) and freeze them in small food containers, i get like 4 tiny cups for each pack. When i take one out of the freezer, i leave it to warm at room temp for 15 minutes and enjoy my europoor snack.
>>569878435I don't think he cares.
>>569878113SONIC!SONIC!SONIC!EGG!SONIC!SONIC!SONIC!SON
>>569878113SonicTailsKnucklesAmyEggmanShadowRougeGammaOmega
>>569878697Klonoa is cool and his games are fun
>>569878113Jackie Cha-FUCK
>>569873628>>569874701If Tails no touch then why so tantalizingly big soft and fluffy??
>>569879064He's a jailbait.
>>569878435Be the MAN Shadow wants you to be
>>569876835Marine’s powers don’t make her a power type.>but she can punch the Egg WizardAnd Silver and Blaze can hold and destroy a Death Egg with their powers. Kinetic powers don’t make you a power type, super strength does.
>>569878113SonicShadowRougeAmyCreamTailsKnucklesCharmyEspioVectorEggmanVanillaChocolaCheeseChris ThorndykeSilverBlazeEggman NegaThe PresidentE-102 GammaE-123 OmegaMightyRayBarkBeanFangMetal SonicMecha SonicEggroboSally AcornElliseHoneySticksMephilesEmerlChaosTikalRabbotBoomerOrbotCubotCuckyFlickyThat's about all the names i could think of. There's more characters i can think about but i cant name them.
>>569879334>Marine’s powers don’t make her a power type.That's not what I said. I said that if she was in a Heroes-like game that put her in the same team as Blaze and Silver, she'd likely end up being given the Power type, and thus fire powers
>>569878826Sweeeeet. Inflation is fucked over here so I'll keep that in mind too
>>569879402Damn i remembered Black Doom and Doom's eye right after posting this
>>569878968Yeah his games sure haha
Why are heroesfags so fucking gay and retarded?
>>569879429She wouldn’t be a power type. Her skills are running fast and being a mechanic. They’d make Blaze the power type if they ever went for that forced team.
>>569879495>Inflation is fucked over hereYeah, i wanna fuck an inflated Rouge the Bat
>>569879791So you think they'd make Marine the speed type?
>>569879779Most Sonicfags are gay and retarded.
>>569879946True.
>>569879495Besides the price, i love to autistically scratch the surface of this frozen thing with the spoon, plus i get to add whatever i want and they last in the freezer for up a month.
>>569879905That or technique like Tails. That would actually work with the types they have in Runners
>>569879779Whats wrong with Heroes?
>>569880224But in Heroes that would mean Marine would have to fly
>>569880137nice
God damnit, Nicole.
>Rouge was a match for Knuckles from her conception in SA2>every game with the types puts her in Fly rather than PowerA-arigato, Sonikku Herozu...
/sthg/ is better than /co/, better than porn boards and now better than /ck/.
>>569880316So would Wave and all the other fly characters that can’t fly. That’s why they changed fly to technique.
>>569880602She was originally gonna be the power for Team Rose
Direct announcedGet ready for Frontiers DE
>>569880670Its more that the Kart racers dont have any flying mechanics.They didnt change Fly to Technique.Its just what they use when they dont use fly.And even that isnt consistent. Look at Olympics for example.
>>569880312NTA, a lot of people don't like the forced trios. Team Dark only got untethered semirecently after Archie made a mess trying to make it more of a thing, but Vector, Charmy and Espio have no hope of operating outside of Chaotix.
>>569880985perhaps it's a good thing that no new fandub has come out
>>569881315Except that time Vector showed up by himself in Sonic Boom for some reason
Why mania is so shit?
>>569871434>>569871645None of these characters were gay in their actual Canon, you were fooled by the internet.Tekno had shortfuse the cybernik while lanolin doesn't even have a love interests.With sally I will not even bother, because It was plainly sonic.
Name this team
>>569881390Well, you can do it with an AU...I think they were going to have Boom "Maria" be Shadow's surfboard or something.
>>569881781Is that real? kek
The amount of content creators this place has lost over the years is depressing.
>>569881752Team Hotdog
>>569882069>calling yourself a content creator
>>569881315>Vector, Charmy and Espio have no hope of operating outside of Chaotix.They never did though so there is no point in getting miffed about it with them.The only time I see people bring it up with them is the delulu espiofags that thobk he could be a solo guy.Otherwise, I agree forced trio stuff is annoying.
>>569882069lol keep crying faggot
>>569882069I mean we only have like 10 posters and 8 are characterfags, shipper or plainly shitposters. What were you expecting?No one here even tries to talk about sonic, be the games or side media because people turn rabid if you post about it.
>>569880985fook is that thing
>>569881752Team Star
>>569882406I am a characterfag and I talk about Sonic games all the time
>>569882412diaperfur sonic oc
>>569882069I wouldn’t worry too much about that when you got these types running around >>569880985
>>569881365>perhaps
>>569881197The Olympics changed Fly to Skill. That’s the same thing as technique. You should have said CrossWorlds since that replaced both with two different types, three if you want to include Boost.
>>569882661they used to be funny but it got way too obnoxiously oversaturated
>>569882412The Snapcube fandub guy became a diaperfur roleplay degenerate.
>>569882069oh nyoooooo~ no more cuckold youtubers making yet another "WHATSSUP GOYS LETS TALK BOUT SANIC!!!!!1!1!!1!" I need my Cybershell!!!!
>>569882251>>569882404Why are you two acting unhinged and schizophrenic?
>>569876835can ariem be a power type? idk anything about her but thats probably the third sonic team actually considers for them.
>>569883034This is a Sonic the Hedgehog General.
>>569883034>acting
>>569883034do you expect people to stay here for years? people have lives and they move on from this place. the only people who are still here even after years of posting are severely mentally ill like slashy. you're being retarded
>>569883034That’s unhinged and schizophrenic?
>>569883034NTA but “content creator” is a goyim term and we have at least two people that schizophrenically hate artfags here.
>>569882069This general is dead Brookings. Has been for like 3 years now but now it's so dead people don't even samefag to pretend otherwise anymore.I think max we get like a dozen posters a week. Honestly idk why this place isn't just pruned since there's a 24/7 Sonic general on trash that is usually twice as fast as this place and has more anons.It feels like this place only exists to herd unwanted people like Slashy and Krack in here so they're too distracted to go somewhere else and ruin that place.
>>569881390And Sonic Riders. And TSR. They definitely can make him appear alone, it's just a matter of whether they want to.
>>569883167She isn't and has no relation to them. They're only grouped together on Sonic Channel because they come from another world, they're not any more of a team than Chip and Yacker or Mephiles, Infinite and Chaos>>569883329True
>>569883262>do you expect people to stay here for years?....yes. where else would they go?
>>569883034Im schizophrenic just like my hero SonicThis is why Sonic often talk alone
>>569883321>/trash/>nothing but pornNo thanks
>>569883435i don't know probably do other things with their lives than waste their precious time posting herei took 2 years not coming here at all it was great
>>569883034This place only exists for people on Twitter to bitch about their problems on here without getting lambasted for saying naughty words. It's pathetic. They know what they're doing is autistic and pointless. Their goal is to try and gaslight everyone else that their antics aren't insane.
>>569883550And it has been invaded by octards. Can't even consume normal Sonic porn anymore.
>>569882069I am so sad we lost scribles, thank gaia we have chroniclesfag, who is a totally different and unrelated everythingfag anon, here to fill in the hole in our hearts.
>>569883167Ariem doesn’t do anything skill wise besides dream weave. It could go any way with her.
>>569883583What did you do during that time?
>>569883550It makes sure autistic namefags can never get a foothold. It's funny how much of a touch internet bitch Krack acts like but then she pearl clutches whenever she see porn. Duofag also tried to infiltrate it but lost motivation since no one was responding to him.I dont even have to deal with autistic power tripping mods that will ban you without even giving a proper reason for your ban.
The last whiteboard was so shit it killed this place (again).
>>569883825go to work and hang out with friends
>>569883852Nah, this place has been dying for a while. It is funny how the inactivity makes it bluntly obvious whose samefagging because only certain topics ever get this place going.
>>569882069It's more like people are leaving the site, not necessarily a contentfag thing.
>>569883943lolOh well, you do you
>>569883832Or maybe it’s on a board called “trash” for a reason, likely being nobody cares.
New Dr Who won't be calling his screwdriver the sonic screwdriver anymore since BBC claimed it's offensive to autistic people
>>569848798he is but he is a commentary on sonic.
>>569884026since when is working and talking to friends a bad thing
>>569884050lol how is it offensive
>>569883786True!
>>569884000True but there would be more engagement if drawfags were much more involved with the community.
For a dying general you guys sure are active. I wonder how many threads we’ll go to today?
>>569884109Again you do you, I prefer talking with people here thx
>>569883390Their team name is Team Dimensions. Ariem fits that theme better than a second person from Blaze or Silver’s world.>>569883795Ariem is tall and has larger forearms(there’s no arms in her sleeves so her sleeves count I guess) like other power types.
>>569880670Wave CAN fly, that's why she is Fly-type in Riders, SHE IS A BIRD. Having wings for flight is part of Riders' story with the Babylon Rogues. Jet literally taunts Sonic over the fact that Sonic doesn't have wings and can't fly.
>>569884267Show boobies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOTDCTSPjnUHoney has a voice? Who is it? Is it an AI like the rest or an actual guest VA?
>>569884346>I prefer samefagging
>>569884267That statement is groslly overexaggerated, this place is pretty much alive and it's just slow today because it's Monday. /fast/ on the other hand is a good example of a dead imageboard.
>>569883943Oh so you're just a fucking normie then. You can kindly fuck off and never come back faggot. You already did it once.
>>569884267Duo loves talking to himself about how no one is talking here lol>>569884401Team Dimensions is just Silver and Blaze
>>569884406Bird people can’t fly in Sonic.
Everyone on here knows samefaggong happens often but I think most of us didn't realize that a solid 70% of most of these threads are only like 3 anons talking to themselves.
>SegaSammy sponsored a pride parade in Tokyo for foreigners
my mobian gf is having puppies, wat do i do
>>569884494lol NEET now go to the bathroom and take a shit! you are shitting yourself!
>>569884494you will eventually become a normie too, it's only a matter of time. embrace it
>>569884431>fanmade>ai tool used in description>spoilerThink about it for more than 5 seconds
>>569884631Yes they can, all Fly-types in Sonic Riders 1 fly with their own natural flying ability and that includes Wave.
>>569884431Of course it is every voice is ai generated. Oh god I love her voice.
>>569884913No she doesn’t
>>569884636I think most people across the board know this after the chicken jockey incident.
>>569885184>save he world
>>569884878I know, but we wanna know the source.
>>569884502>Team Dimensions is just Silver and BlazeTeam Deadly Six is just Zavok and Zazz in that game.
>>569875591According to >>569880916 Chaos would be speed like Sonic.
>>569884764>>569884839Never gonna get a jobNever gonna pay taxesAlways going to be relaxedAlways going to have low cortisolNow get back im your cage wagie. My welfare check isn't going to write itself. Maybe I should pump and dump a few black girls so they get a bastard child to collect more welfare just to fuck you normies harder.
>>569885419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo_QeYg1uf8
>>569886021dodging your adult responsibilities is going to catch up to you
>>569886124Pffft ahahahahha sure buddy. And the economy is going to collapse tomorrow im sure.
>>569882797Except the Olympics had Technique along side Skill.Amy is Technique in Olympics.
>>569886124Yeah, like alimony KEK>>569886021
>>569866746do they actually struggle? i think its moreso that they don't want to risk making him the protagonist after 06 controversy.
Team Sonic (Sonic, Tails, Knuckles)Team Dark (Shadow, Rouge, Omega)Team Rose (Amy, Cream, Big)Team Chaotix (Espio, Charmy, Vector)Team Mighty (?, Ray, Mighty)Team Metal (Metal Sonic, Mecha Knuckles, Tails Doll)Team Hooligans (Fang, Bean, Bark)Team Witchcarters (Hocke, Bearenger, Carrottia)Team Babylon Rogues (Jet, Wave, Storm)Team Future (Silver, Mephiles, Future characters) + Team Sol (Blaze, Marine, Sol Dimension characters) + Ariem = Team DimensionsTeam Resistance (Gadget, Bird Avatar, Cat Avatar)Team New Diamond Cutters (Whisper, Tangle, Lanolin)Team Old Diamond Cutters (Slinger, Claire, Smithy)Team Surge (Surge, Kit, Starline or Thrash)Team Clutch (Rough, Clutch, Tumble)Team Eggman (Eggman, Sage, Egg Pawn)Team Deadly Six (Zavok, Zazz, Zeena, Zik, Zomom, Zor)
>>569881315>Blaming Archie for something the game started, enforced and keeps pandering toYour tears are delicious
>>569885970Which makes no sense since being slow is one of Chaos' defining traits.
>>569886175>>569886394you can kick and scream all you want but it'll happen anyway, you WILL end up having to live a well-adjusted independent life and there's nothing you can do
>>569866746>Writers already struggle to find reasons or motiviations for Silver to do anythingNo they don't? Silver either comes to the past to have fun or to fix things. It's really not hard.
>>569884431It is AtariX's girlfriend, if you had a girlfriend you'd know girls' voices naturally sound extra-sweet after slurping their boyfriend's cum.
>>569886850What did that post have to do with Archie?
>>569886937Are you a girl?
>>569887036>after Archie made a mess trying to make it more of a thing
>>569886937
>>569883390i don't realistically see anyone else they can add as a third to the dimensions team, marine isn't anything skill wise (cant fly, is not strong, definitely not faster than blaze) and yes it throws of their theme unless you pretend soleanna is some part of sol dimension or offshor of it. but then again heroes team stuff was one shot so they might not give them a third at all.
That Honey picture pisses me off >:(
>>569886923Buddy I'll just kill myself before I ever become a slave like you. And I'll do it with a smile because whatever hypothetical system that stops paying welfare is a system that has already enslaved people like you.I will not be a slave in a reality I did not ask to be born in. I have the ultimate power, you gave yours up. And for what? To be cattle, that's what.
Socks
>>569887279This artist doomed me to blobian pawfaggotry
>>569886850Archie is what got people to believe they were some permemant squad and besties.That and SMBZ
>>569887479>I'll just kill myselflol sure mansee you when you clock in
>>569866746>>569868681>Doesn't realize that Sonic Team has been continuously using Silver since 06You guys should do more research before you talk about stuff.
>>569868681>You don't have to pair up Tails with Sonic all the time.Tails is shackled to Sonic even without Teams autism.He has nothing else going for him
>>569887479is that you krack?
>>569887314>>569887518Who has the smellier feet?
How do combos work in Frontiers? I'm stuck in the first fighting challenge because getting the quick cyloop is fucking impossible >Press X and Y immediately after>It works 50% sometimesAnd>Press X two times, do one or two punches, then Y>Sonic does nothing and stays still It says Press Y during a combo but when you press during a combo it doesn't work. You do it at the start of a combo and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. What the fuck is this shit? And why do I have to learn how this works at the end of the game when they could have made the enemies not die in 1 hit through the 4 islands?
>>5698876810.01 cent has been deposited to my check from yours. Thanks for the free money, slave.
>>569887968There is a quick loop meter on the right side of the screen you have to build up.
>>569887279
>>569887960He had beef with bird people and Witch Carters but Sonic Team won't let him have anything in Modern.
>>569888068you're welcome, i enjoy contributing to society
>>569883795will chaos sol dark glitchfag use ariem as the sol kncukles spot?
I'm glad my presence here makes some of you faggots seethe. You give me so much power and control over your emotions and you don't even know who I am.
>>569888285That nigga is only here at a different time of day. We'll have to ask him then.
>>569888068>Laughs at you at work from home
>>569888183>witcharters Literally a disney game reskin that wasnt even good >Battle KukkuBetter but not great. My bigger point is that Tails as a character has no dynamics outside of Sonic.And kinda Eggman but it isn't used much.Maybe they could play it up with Sage.
>>569887703>Mini game only character >Spin off>Spin off >Spin off, not even in the story >Cameo >His only role, he is a mini boss, and started the "Silver doesn't get invited to Sonic parties" jokes>More spin offsYou sure proved a point, just not yours
>>569888447And Marine.
>>569888114...but why? At the very least say something in the description
>>569888585Marine has potential but they dont actually interact much in the game itself. But yes it writes itself.Wave is there but she is only for racing spinoffs.
I don't like that one either but you know that already, jerk >:(
>>569881781>>569881871Pretty sure the writers wanted to do something ridiculous like this, but Sega put their foot down and Shadow was almost removed from the show entirely.
>>569888490>Didn't notice the scroll barAlso you're being daft if you just write off his side appearances. There is characterization in those.
>>569888490>"Silver doesn't get invited to Sonic parties" They really don't want to invite Silver's ass
>>569888671Because then it would make the regular cyloop redundant.
>>569887479You sound like a commie
>>569888267>>569888432Thanks for the free money.Maybe if you work really hard your pension and social security will still be there after you waste 30 years of your life. If not then I hope you enjoy starvation.
Autists fail to understand that characters can function like people and not robots with a designated purpose.
>>569888798still Boom canon. surfer dudes can make for the biggest emos under the right circumstances.
>>569889006It is redundant outside of puzzles. You really expect me to walk around when enemies can make spikes grow out of the ground all over the screen?
>>569889153Characters are not people. They create the illusion of being one based on how they are used and wat their function is.Anything else is empty waffling.
>>569888965>but what about Silver :(
>>569888671>>569889006>>569889223Cyloop and Quick Cyloop are different moves that serve different purposes
>>569889148>laughs at you with more money from little work
>>569889265Normal people don't think of things as functions, only autists do.
>>569889148>saying this when you can't even afford your own rent or food
>>569889223You can use the boost to do it faster. It is part of the combat loop.There are enemies like that one you climb on the first Island where you get bonus gears for looping its feet and attacking under it for example.
>>569889365>He needs more money to liveBasic arithmetic is difficult for you, I understand.>>569889402Why do I need to? People like you and your children will pay it for me.
>>569889419The boost makes your circle longer to create because Sonic goes faster than he can turn around
>>569889384Normal people don't actually think about how writing and fiction actually works. They just react to it like mindless consumers.This isnt a question of being an autist or not. Its a question of actually being an artist or not.
>>569889492>more money, more gameslol hope those black bitches don’t remember your white ass asking for child support. They will.
>>569889537Skill issue?
>>569889735Niggerfaggot
>>569888965>Blaze is thereOf course the one that's not suppose to leave her spot and never helps her friends will always be at parties
>>569889560>This isnt a question of being an autist or not. Its a question of actually being an artist or not.90% of tonedeaf failed artists are people growing up mishearing the word 'autistic'
>>569889804She fits it into her schedule. Hard to do that when you are from the future.
>>569889804The other half of Blaze's character is learning to be more open.
>>569888965where DAFUQ is my MAIN MAN, Cheese?!
>>569889726Damn, that bastard child comment got to you that much? Was daddy absent because mommy was a whore? Many such cases.
>>569889153Silver is a robot obsessed with his purposeRead IDW
>>569889839The autists are the ones treating real people like fictional characters and fictional characters like real people.But go off.
>>569890028Right?>Cheese and Cream not being together>AND with no acknowledgement of itOff brandu
>>569890062stop bragging about being a NEET online, your mom needs you to pay rent
>>569890263You inferiority to me is funny, slave.
>>569890028>>569890228Got Kit'd.
>>569890391Help your parents, krack
>>569890062What bastard child comment? Is your brain working alright?
>>569889321>Everyone is invited <_<I'm...getting a FEELING, /Sthg/A feeling I shouldn't feel, but...
>>569889726>>more money, more gamesWhat's the point of more games if you don't have the time and energy to play them
>>569890404I now understand why people say Kit is a nothing character. She’s nothing but coomer bait.>>569890594I’m not diabetic, anon.
>>569890732>I’m not diabetic, anon.?
>>569890480I wish I was a foid like Krack frankly. I'd have no dignity or shame farming and collecting simp bux from desperate retards in this fandom. Easy money. Really easy money.
>>569890391Your delusion is funny, commie. You sound like those Gen Z DID larpers who try to avoid getting a job by claiming they're too disabled to work and just leech off of others. You will forever be alone.
>>569889321>>569888965while you were partying I studied the blade
>>569890849Thank you for the free tax check, slave.Also im not a commie. Communisn is gay as fuck because then I wouldn't be able to do what in doing now which is profiting off of normies being cattle. I'd have to actually work in a commie society.
>>569889953>>569889968Does that go with never helping her friends and letting them die?
>>569890732I find GameoversrKitfagging annoying but I wouldn't say she is a nothing character.Its more the fandom has reduced her to a design meme.
KIT IS JUMPING ON MY DICK!!
>>569891036what do you do when you can't pay the electricity bill and can't use the internet anymore
>>569881781Iizuka probably threw a fit about it. It's also lame as shit and typical millennial quirky nonsense. Anyone claiming Boom is a masterpiece is kidding themselves.
>>569891036>average Temporary Assistance for Needy Families is $500KEK
>>569890404>>569890732>>569891120>gamegrumpslop
>>569889953>Hard to do time management when you time travelAre Blazefags this retarded?
>>569891243That's the NEET part kiddo, you pay for it!>>569891271>Doesn't know which state I'm in and how collect disability and social security checks.Ngmi.
>>569891216dayummm I wish that were me dude..
>>569889560Real artists don't think like utilitarian retards either
>>569891379Thinking you can live off of welfare and disability benefits is actual insanity. When you realize you need to get a cashier job I hope you kill yourself like you promised earlier
>>569891081How is she supposed to know in advance that bad things happen? She is a princess in another dimension with a lot of people to look after as well, so she cant devote her existence to just bailing out Sonic and friends. Besides, Sonic and friends always manage one way or another.
>>569890083Autists like Ian treat everything as single functions they shouldn't deviate from.
>>569890942The dildo blade, now Silver is a master in gaping is own asshole
>>569891343Anon, the future and the past in Sonic work on a concurrent timescale.How are they supposed to send an invite?
>>569891886Same way they send invites to impossible locations? tell them they're invited when they're around?
>>569890076>Silver out of nowhere>Read OOC the comic
>>569891379what disability do you have?
>>569891438Its not being a "utilitarian retard". This is basic ass shit. Even Spongebob uses these basic principles.
Post Amy Rose tits and pussy
>>569891606You're never getting a house, slave. What are you working for or toward? To be less impoverished than me? And I'm the one insane?
>>569891379You didn’t say disability checks, you specifically said welfare lol. Though to be fair you do seem to come off as brain damaged so you could be disabled.
>>569891727>Blaze can't devote her existence to help save her friends, but she can to slack off with themWhat a useless selfish shitty character
>>569892031Being born as a sub-3 phenotype with autism and ADHD.
>>569891805Ian has the opposite issue. He treats everything like action figures he can make do whatever, then gets besides himself when he gets told he cant do something .
>>569892034No, it's utilitarian autism.
>>569892110
>>569892425I can only read this in a very retarded voice
>>569891343>>569891727Silver's current time travel mechanic is that his magic unexplained portals only let him show up to stop disasters.
>>569892425Kitfags are losers, damn.
>>569892425
>>569892237makes sense, and how much money do you earn every month?
>>569891991But unlike Blaze, Silver doesnt travel freely through worlds.
>>569892237lol
>>569892589This nigga is fucked up
>>569892589What the fuck?
>>569892197Is this a falseflag?
>>569892565>>569892695He showed up in colors DS and TSR to hang around
>>569892589Why would anyone admit this kind of thing
>>569892613I get roughly 1.2k a month and I get housing subsidies and free groceries too!I usually have a few hundred to spend after I pay my bills been like this for 13 years
>>569892365Explain. Im being so serious right now.
>>569892589
>>569892589I would kill to see the replies. I hope they're not validating this person's paraphilic obsession with animal torture.
easiest bait of my life
>>569892890He got invited by Dodon Pa in TSR, same with CrossWorlds
Please, post Amy Rose's tight pink pussy
>>569892237I'm a vascular pretty boy with broad shoulders but have ADHD so bad it's almost autism.
>>569892842Nta but you did contradict yourself:>>569889953Can fit parties into her schedule>>569891727Can't fit helping Sonic and friends into her schedule (even though her emeralds can tell her so)
>>569892890TSR he was invited by DodonPa eho does have tech powerful enough to send through spacetime.Sonic and friends don't.ColorsDS we have to assume there was a portal that showed up so he coulf meet Blaze, the same way the Sol Emeralds brought her there to meet Silver.
look who's coming to anime expo again https://x.com/AnimeExpo/status/2064014691291070545
>>569892589These are the freaks bitching about "toxic masculinity". Rotten to the core.
>>569893017In this day and age we validate everything besides whiteness
>>569893136>>569893057So he can arrive without needing to stop disasters is the point, meaning they didn't even tell him about their birthday parties or told him to not come.
I used to kick and beat dogs when I was a kid. I turned out pretty fucked up ngl.
>>569893039Get raped.
>>569893290woke is foresmost an anti-competency conspiracy theory
>>569893126That's not the same thing at all, stupid.One is something she knows in advance and can set aside time for.The other is something that happens spontaneously.She cant know in advance Eggman is gonna take over the world.
>>569893290Wokies hate whiteness so much they will hate white women even though they're women. The white aspect overshadows the woman aspect.
>>569893017I think only one person was showing genuine support.
>>569893150>Rate limit exceededWhat the fuck>>569893331He can't arrive without needing to stop disasters anymore. Not unless it's Dodon Pa grabbing him with his interdimensional tech. Silver is the only time traveler that can't control his time travel.
>>569893331He can't choose to just show up for birthday parties.Blaze can.Meanwhile Blaze can't just show up for major events while Silver can.
>>569893290Wage slaves will see this posted in their offices and think they're actually working for or towards something lol.
>>569876479How can anyone say Sonic doesn't like Amy after seeing picrel?
>>569892589Kitsunigger fans are not only pedophiles but mentally broken aswell
>>569893443She actually can, her emeralds can tell her something is wrong with Sonics world, she just chose to ignore it because its less important than parties.
>>569893747Because it's from IDW
I tortured bugs as a kid. Once I ripped the legs off of a bunch of daddy long legs and put their bodies into a water bottle and then left them in the forest knowing they would be alive and unmoving.I never did this to any other species. I feel bad about boiling crabs alive. I cry when fish get stuck on fishing hooks. I just fucking hate bugs.
>>569893290This looks incredibly based. This makes me more proud to be white than ever before.
>>569893576>He can't choose to just show upFollow the conversation, we established that he can chose to go back after just being invited.
>>569892589>taking advantage of your power to harm a weaker beingseems like toxic masculinity
>>569893853Reasonable I guess. No matter how much I hate mosquitoes I just get rid of them quickly because they're not worth that much trouble
>>569893747Because it's never been about honest assesment of their relationship and the sooner Sonamyfags realise this and stop compromising and trying to placate with detractors, the better.
>>569893853who let faggottsunami on /sthg/
>>569893934YOU follow the convo. We steablished that he can't and DodonPa uses his spacetime tech to get him.Any other time, it's his portals bringing him for something important.
>>569892589>I think he (Kit) would struggle with thisTo which I reiterate, no he wouldn't.
This thread has 2 AI chatbots in it. They've been online since 9AM this morning. You people have been talking to bots.
>>569893937women are just better than men at toxic masculinity. idk how they do it. she’s so good at it she had to flee the United States.
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>>569894138I have been getting mad at Honey's beans actually
"mysterious portals" is such awful lore
>>569894326>>569894326>>569894326
>>569894125>DodonPa uses his spacetime tech to-To send an invite, not open a freaking portal
>>569893526There is nothing wrong with that reply and it it's not supporting the animal torture.
>>569894357TimeTravel is broken and him.being able to do it freely would be a bad thing.
>>569894149It's because men usually are conditioned to be aware of their strength and be gentle with women.
>>569894390CrossWorlds literally has him use that same tech for portals. Its the fames whole gimmick.How do you think he sends the invite?
>>569894632CrossWorlds takes place inside a digital world replicating real locations, it's all artificial
>>569894138>9AM this morningWhat's your time zone?
>>569888683marine also just doesn't exist post RA
