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That was way too quick!
Fird for Ace
This bread will be butter
tamachan is giving away her shoes this weekpost cute tamas
So, you guys have your Sweep Tosho SR MLB'd right? You didn't use your crystals on Halo, right?
i love big dirty juggs
>>569857305You're fucking clueless attention whore avatarfag
>>569857557On your face??
I love big brown boobies
>>569857605I have both MLB, but why the question?
>>569857653Calm down V
>>569857685Following on the previous thread GL discussion.
How many free pulls does light hello give?
>>569857605yeah, i got all five copies while failing to pull kitasanhalo isn't even in the game, i'd be surprised if he ever gets added
>>569857463maya foote
>>569857463I want to rearrange Maya-chan's insides with my cock
>>56985772760
Ok ok, last thread is over. How long until the AGP borderline ERP starts here?
>>569857718Somehow I missed that while doing my last URA run.Personally I'll KSB+Tachyon and if I need a third one that'll be Halo
>>56985772740
>>56985772760, because the other 60 are split on the Teio wit banner lol
>>569857773I obviously meant King Halo, not Demon Lord Halo.
>>569857856her name is kinguthat's why her daughter's a princess
Am I gonna be able to survive in GL with ksb, sweepy sr, and flash sr?
have sex with your trainee
I should have rolled for Smaru, man..
>>569857993No that's immoral.Instead of having sex with your trainee, emotionally cocktease them instead.
>>569857992people like memeing with MANT and f2p scenario, but if you don't have MLB SSRs starting from GL then don't expect too much. just play casually if you're an umaroller.
>>569857992No, Flash SR will not be able to hold up. You have to roll on Tach (or SMaru if front player)
>>569857950nice natie
>>569857839>Teio witis this good
>>569857816Uh oh you will upset the schizos with this
>>569858136>AI
>>569858136The Teio wit card is actually very solid, but rolling on wit cards during GL with Ramonu coming next scenario is just a bad idea.
>>569857993what a funny joke, cityobviously a trainer would never do something like that
>>569858189did you reply to the wrong person
You guys don't know how painful it is to not roll for Sweepy right now. But I made my bed and I must lie in it. No rolling during MANTblazer. All in for MLB Tachyon.
>>569857653nah. I'm pretty clued in, and like i said, this isn't attention whoring. In /alter/ I actively pursued being a thread personality everyone knew. I wanted to be a bigshot. Here in /uma/ I've kept a relatively low profile. The only reason I dropped my name was because a guy posted liz and almost every lizposter is an /alter/fag and almost every /alter/fag knows my name. I was just saying hi, basically.I won't be responding any further. I already shouldn't be entertaining schizos in the first place. See you around, boya!
>>569858159Will the schizos fuck me if I piss them off enough or what.
who is this dweeb
>>569858203I still don't understand why the card is good when the gold skill is Curvature and you're using kita in every deck. I guess it's nice for training Kita since you don't need Bourbon Wit
>>569858396because it has good stat output and hints, it's that simple?
>skip Maru banner>get Tachy speed on free rolls to at least LB2>get Maru speed on the Teio wit free rollsShiraoki, give me the 7 I need to make this future happen
Teio WIT card looks like a slightly better version of Nice Nature WIT
>>569858350Damn, pasties on flat tits is super erotic
>>569858339Maybe if you had carats from a club…
>>569858346This shortstack owes me paizuri
>>569858496keep gamblingyou'll win next time
>>569858346You're literally acting like a thread personality with this postYou ARE fucking clueless dude
Well, time to play a different game for a while.
>>569858496>off by 1*coughss black blood*
>>569858350>sample
>>569858397wtf I opened this and instantly came
>>569858473Her skills don't look that good at all, nimble and prudent are the only nice ones
>>569858534Nah. I'm in a shitter casual C-rank club with friends and I'm satisfied with that. 90k carats and counting.
>>569858534That's a different Sweepynon you're talking toI rolled but she shafted me & I am most likely going to sparkNot nice...
>>569858668Nimble, prudent, with all my soul and corner adept are all good skills to get hints for. Idk what youre trying to argue for here since I literally said she isnt worth rolling for.
>>569858662She can't keep getting away with it
Teio R was the first card I ever fully leveled in this game. I used her a lot for a while.
>>569858640are you mad at me. i don't understand what you mean.
Digitan LOVE
>>569858759I used her a bit in early URA as a card with special priority and pwr bonus
>>569858723Can you even buy the club point cards
Comfy hours are over.
>>569858496You're supposed to lay out 7 carrots facing the sacred directions, 7 horse effigies made of rye grass, and do the 7 chants of luck bringing for Shriaoki-sama to have a channel to bring you what you need
>>569858869I maxed out Team Sirius with the points from when I was still in a club so it's fine unless they release another good freebie in which case I'm fucked
>>569858754I'm not trying to argue, I've just seen many people shill her and I don't see why she's that good outside of Curvature for kita. The skills are ok but nothing special
coming soon to a finale near you
>>569858828Dude was just posting a bigger and thus arguably better version of the picture. I don't think it has much meaning.
>>569858640shiwudesu is truly dangerous
>>569858878So we're back to talking about that trans filipino guy who saw himself as Narita Top Road and thought he was her? Can we not?
>>569858934She has FM-tier stat output. But anyone telling you to roll is dumb, yeah (unless you get insanely lucky with free pulls I guess idk)
>>569858757
Just saw Sweepy bare chest on twitter
we had like 20 banners during MANT and not a single one of them was worth pulling on
WTF I just procced corner connoiseur twice on senior arima kinen?!?!?!?!I had no idea it was a cooldown skill. Sick.
>>569859004He'll make it about himself even if no one bites anyway
>>569859069what about mr cock and balls (wit)?
>>569859004What part of DNI do you not understand
>>569859069CB wit was worth pulling on for Endsissies. Aside from that there was um..... uh.... there was the um.... you know the banner for uhhhhhh
>>569859094Yeppers. Same as Rushing Gale
>>569859069what about the free rolls on NTR and kitasan?
>>569858971Oh ok thank you brother. I've been awake for 19 hours and I'm currently barely able to understand anything that isn't explicitly laid out to me. May your joys be many and your woes few. Or something like that.
>>569859069For me NTR was a peak card.Then there is CB that is a game changing end card.And Maru is also a MANT card.Those were good banners.
>>569859069if your stash isnt at least 100k by the end of mant you fundamentally played this game wrong or joined late
>>569859069engagement ragebait post
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (8/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>569859069be thankful because august and july is stacked.
>>569859452EXCELUMA DANCHOU SOMEONE WAS LOOKING FOR A CLUB LAST THREAD >>569854414
>>569859376>sampleyou're doing this on purpose nowyes I am mad at you
>>569859462>JulyJust LH/Tach unless you are a frontfag. And no, Summer Golshi is not worth rolling on unless oshi. Rickey is also only worth rolling on if you're into cbt>Augustwhat
Any cuties here depressed and vulnerable after failing to make A Finals?
>>569859653You will not have your way with me, for I have another runner I could never give up
nothing warms my heart more than getting followed by a newcutiehope he doesn't burn out immediately
Another day, another loss.
>>569857603
requesting the 'bronze looks better anyway'
>>569859603Fuck my life, I guess.
>>569859768HELIOS HATE
>>569859620doto and machan
>>569859749uhh isn't it basically impossible to get bronze if you play the game?
>>569859715I love saggers
>>569859831Oh, I get it. Good one
>>569859768That's it - let's all cry it out
I'm now employed still not buying cybux
>>569859810What could she have possibly done to prompt this reaction?
>>569859720You'd be lucky if they even last two scenarios let alone 3 years
>>569860039>got Dia'd during the first Kita bannerhappened to me too... was very rough but I'm still here
>>569859985same
>>569859902Finally I can have an actually functioning Doto.
>>569859749Here you go Torena-dono I really should start sorting my folder
>>569860097>>569859749
https://files.catbox.moe/byziho.jpg
>>569860165too big
>>569860139Cute totally Kitasan
>>569860225mambros....
If you don't roll for Ricky you're bricked forever I'm not even joking you will lose every single dirt CM for the next 2 years
>>569860260You don't really think that's true, right?
>>569860260>4 total dirt CMswell, I'm rolling because I think she's sex
>>569860165pero pero
>>569860225always the NN fans
>>569860225mambwo...
>>569860260Rickey isn't even the best dirt uma at her release.
>>569860350and we all skippsed smaru and xoguri because they aren't immediately oppressive, yes?
>>569859946grass would do this
>>569860225I pray my danchou never leaves us, as I refuse to leave him
>>569860260Nah I'm thinking dirt Pearl.
>>569860225He didn't show that list why he burned out.
>>569860438>smaruI hope you did
>>569860225its over listbros....
>>569860225who?
>>569860260wow, all 2 of them?
>>569857463>FILE DELETED
https://youtu.be/7EK-GkS-_IE
>>569860708oh nyo
>>569860708Glory to the janitor staff. Long live the janitor staff. May their mops absorb true and windows remain streakless
>>569860260I'm pulling because she's absolute sex
>>5698608310 ass
>>569860708wasnt even that bad though, was it? Or is the a rule I am not aware of?
>>569860831Can't we voucher her? No way I'm spending $400 on her
>>569860225/uma/club takes another one...
>>569860908not until Ramonu because the 1.5 anni wont have a voucher to buy
>>569860901Other generals' OP have worse
>>569860225I want to see the list of interests...
>>569860225mant moment
>>569860831nigga keeps posting this awful MMD video at least get an animator who can rig shit her neck is fucked up
>>569860980Shit. Hope daily pulling pays out
The coolest...https://youtu.be/9-gObo7LPuw
Just finished lifting, now I'm gonna go for a walk around the block. I'm gonna say hi to the horses that live in one of the houses on the path. I wonder if they're still up at this hour. I think they were last time.
https://twitter.com/amayoruao/status/2060113486420844818awooga
>>569861101>I know I'm me
>>569861101https://youtu.be/Nqg0Os3_OoEhttps://youtu.be/iI6u546CYEw>>569861286So cool...
any solo ace other than seiun that could potentialy compete with oguri next cm ( since it probably wont be possible to remake more than 1 ace with throne in time) ? Bourbon might not have enough juice and Ryan is a mega gamble as solo ace.
lmao get Kawakami'd7 and i'll win the next round. please help me Shiraoki sama
>>569861321I actually love both Kris Sex[/spoiler] and Shadow, so yeah it checks out....
>>569861360Take my 7 and beat them to a pulp!
>>569860908$400 is for 5 copies, anonwhy do you need to 5* an uma
>>5698613607 and your victories are increased 7x
>>569860225
>>569861437WAOOO... a v.bourbonigger killed me
>>569861410I used ctrl s how the fuck did I fuck up the Kris Sex spoiler
>>569861509Talk about sexploitation
>>569861486
huh, I guess i've never done this before.
>>569861598needs more mochi
This is what happens if you never get rid of the Slow Metabolism status.
>>569861691>rice reunion raceMade me tear up a lil
>>569858701That's way more than enough to pull both Sweepy and Tachyon
Umas for this feel?
>>569861825Gold City
>>569861321Man the uma in america song really sucks (or maybe her voice just isnt suited for it)I like her singing umapyoi densetsu though
I wonder what anime Cygames will make after they finish CinGray
>>569860831is this her G1 win animation
I want to fuck the bratiness out of Sweepy, I'm sick of her shit.
Tudor Garden my beloved...
>>569862043Fucking hell, as soon as I post this...
she's going to make me work for it, huh
>>569861461what? it's like $400 to spark once from nothing
>>569861784No. It's not. Maybe for someone with an average amount of luck, but that's not me.200 rolls just to get a single useless pity Kitasan. 200 rolls just to get a single useless pity Creek. Fine Motion? The same. Nearly every uma I've tried to roll? Hard pity. It's always hard pity. Every time.With my luck, 90k might not even be enough to get MLB Tachyon. I can see it now. 600 rolls and I have to hard pity the Tachyon each time. There's even a chance I don't get a single Light Hello. Fuck, man. I want Sweepy, but I already know she'd drain 1/3rd of my stash.
EVERYONEGET IN THE ENCROACHING SHADOWWE'RE APPROACHING THE FINAL STRAIGHT NOWAHWHAT THE[didn't gutsmaxx]IMPOSSIBLE[radiant star]THIS ISN'T THE TOP SPEEDNOOONOOOOOOAHHHTRIUMPHANT PULSE
Bros dont forget your legend races(I almost closed the game without doing them)
>>569862115I remembered 1500 for $20 but failed to remember it's 30k for a spark
30 mins until tally, do your fuckin dailies
>spend 1 hour on the dream journey cryer>the guy that always calls her ugly completely vanishesi guess it's ultimately a good outcome....
Thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMtTKqCTe1E
>>569862230>Mayano when she's not your teammate
>>569860225common MANT L
>>569862443I think the intro sounds like Alien Alien and that's thematic
>>569862437No I'm still here and I still think she's the ugliest uma in the game. I just dont constantly reply to people posting their shitty granny anymore and let them have their fun. I will gladly bring her up when people ask for who anons think are the ugliest umas though (together with Booger Messiah)
>>569862223You have 90k carats and probably 70+ ticket+60 free pullsAnd we are getting another 30k+ before the banner. 800 pulls+crystal guarantee MLB Tachyon even with god tier bad luckUse this to see how many pulls you can dohttps://umacaratcalculator.com/
>>569862239SEVEN DAYS UNTIL I HAVE ALL ORANGES IN MY STABLE
>>569862437I'm here too, she's ugly
i had to pity both wedding curren and sweepyim happy...
>>569862564Her swimsuit is very lewd, is that good for her feng shui?
>>569862230IKUYOOOOOOOO!landiiiiiiinnnggggg... KISSU!
>>569861919most umas vas are amateurs and not good at singing
>>569861321Grass got titmogged...
>>569861919https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpJ0bbw725g
WHY ARE THE LEGEND RACES NO LONGER THE SAME AS THE ONGOING CM???I WANT TO SEAL CLUB WITH MY CM UMA TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF!!
>>569862871Should have eaten more red meat
uma brehs
>>569862848I think that's actually endearing, but yes, most of my favorites are pretty bad singers. I love them anyway.
>>569862947Taiki's voice is just inherently fun
>>569862963Taiki's tits are just so VULGAR
bruh
>>569859516Thank you Teiobro>>569854414Invite sent! But apparently you're on a cooldown right now, if you want to join ExcelUma feel free to accept whenever after it expires anondacchi.
>when your uma procs speed eater right after being passed mid-race
I had to pity palmer, now I can't afford summer gorushi.I was planning to pull for her if I get Palmer under 50 pulls
This game would be x10 better if front didnt exist as a style
why is there so much rickey
>>569863054They are the right size
>>569863205This but every other style
introducingSTYLE-BASED CHAMPIONS MEETINGonly one style is allowedu rike?
>>569863075whew, safe.
>bakushining through a Bakushin URA run for the Fuji event>get charming senior year early November
>>569863205pacers just become the new fronts and nothing changes at best or the game becomes worse at worst.There is no 10x better without fronts.
>>569863205you will be saying this about pace chasers soon kek
>>569863295It's called LoH
>>569863054gently sucking on taiki's milktanks
>>569863295I would only join pace or late CMs
>>569857463>someone other than V bakes>op image gets removedlol
>>569863295>inb4 pace promoted uma wins
This game would be x10 better if I had Taiki's tits in front of my face right now
>>569862848>most umas vas are amateurs and not good at singingwhich Uma VAs are the good singers
>>569863356"soon" buddy pace wont be good outside of hoguri for another like 1.5 years
>>569863054Her milk must be so creamy and delicious... I need calcium...
>>569863205This game would be x10 better if you couldn't field multiple of the same style
>>569863359mejigwo dumber does not have allat
>>569862951>not having next medium CM aces by nowBricked...
>>569863379Grim
>>569863413havent heard her sing any uma songs but Ramonu is voiced by Nao Touyama, who is generally a good singer. Imakoko is a very fun song
>>569863432okay I want you to repeat that after I rape you with my Narita Brian (Blaze) during GL
>>569863413oguri
>>569863413tachyonrudolfgolshiteio
>>569863518that's me
>>569863539>runs triple front>Brian can't activate her gold accelKek
>>569863571...
>>569863539You mean the long specific pace chaser that comes out after the only long cm in GL?
>>569863413taiki unironically
>>569863413
>>569863458No. You can still run hoguri + double dom (1 late 1 end) and since nobody can run double front nobody will run fronts at all meaning every game is 3 pace 3 late 3 end, every game is pace promotion battle.
>>569863628raw next time?
>>569863757Digitan creampie...
>>569863413goldship mogs everyonetop road, mcqueen, falco, marche, ai-chan, machitan, chevachi, are great singers too
>>569863767Uhh, what the fuck is a "merry christmas"?
>>569863854>goldship mogs everyonemore like the whole stay gold grouphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozHy6NZLzAk
>>569863873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LzE5oshNv0
>>569863931no, just goldshipstego is trash, orfevre is the worst, journey is average and so is festa
>>569863413Most of the charas who shares the same VA with im@s charas. Aside from them, Rudolf and Mr. CB have a really strong and beautiful singing voicehttps://youtu.be/5Zv90BTnFuI
I swear it's one poster doing this agp shit
>>569863413>>569863998Something I made from the song mixer site
why does gold ship, the quirky funny lolrandom /b/ horse accept to practice the choreography for the winning concerts?
>>569864093I blame HIM
Fraudmaxxed into yet another group A final. All I wish for is to cuck just one more UG minmaxed VBourbon out of their angling and scheming proc
>>569864131Because kids love winning lives and she is good with kids
>>569863989Feno forgotten...
>>569864154Uma&Co are cunts for enabling this behavior
>>569864210*spoilers you*
omg twinning, his chiyo is even a front like minegave me my only loss on the final card wtf
I need to shave my pubes
>>569864460post final results
>>569863901>one of the weakest singers in Love Live>gets better for UmaSHE MUST HAVE HAD A GREAT SUMMER TRAINING
>>569864272no? we're dicks, not cuntseven if he have f*males they're the smart ones that don't tell that they're females online
>>569863901Nico Nico Nii
>>569864545there are no secret femoids here.
>>569864545Reminds me of the time I was falling for a guy on a MMO, then he confessed he was actually a girl that didn't say she was a girl because of harassment and I started liking her less after that, haha!
>>569864172I have a good feeling about Plat this time.
>>569863413Ulala surprisingly has a nice singing voice. Just the right amount of not changing her voice a lot when singing, but still pleasant to hear.https://youtu.be/xbv46n-M2ic
>>569864545we all know who likes shakur and fenomeno here
>>569864545from how silent you guys were seemed like it was true that youre a discord clubso if not why isnt everyone there looking for new clubs since its clear your danchou is in cahoots or at least supports the guy and wont do anything?
>>569864728I am a man and I like Feno a lot. I want to make sweet love to her and shield her from the Gold clan insanity
>>569864172based fellow fraudmaxxer
>>569864728Fenomeno looks awful but what's wrong with liking Shakute...
>>569864762the name is funny and we make steady carats
>>569857463Haythere.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>569864841nothing sis
>thread going great and comfy>one nigga starts having a schizo episode about uma&co for no reason
>>569863989>OrfevreThat's Mio Akiyama's voice you're insulting you heathen
>>569864762i despise normalfags so I don't care if mr V is a schizo, also most of the thread is noise anyway so I don't think he's any worse than like 80% of the posters here
Don't look behind you...
>>569864948Facts
Nude mods?
>>569864762Maybe reddit is more to your taste?
>>569865002I don't even know who you are
>>569864728YesGay guys like me
>>569864272I'm definitely sure they just don't care and everyone who even replies to posts about them is just the guy(V) everytime. According to the collage with the timestamp that V's the one that kept bringing them up and creating narratives about him as "someone inside their club">why are you sureI kept seeing a lot of their members join rooms but the replies to Uma&Co posts never happen unless NTRposting is happening.
>>569863413Nobody else will defend the quirky wine auntie but nevertheless she sing gudhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvhI3bxprQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPDN5mGUlYQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3b7_KEMOfI
>>569865084ok but I'm not him for reference
>>569865084Believable. I do see their member join our lobbies, including their danchou but no replies or posts about them happens while they join the rooms meaning they're in the threads.
>>569864948inb4 they start name calling you V
tungtungtung shakur
>>569865192I know. I'm more of referring to anyone who claim they're from Uma&Co when replying to post like yours, or post I replied to.
>retard gets banned>ban evades because he cannot live without the attention>keep giving him attention by constantly bringing him up/replying to postsIdk man maybe the Rudolf poster is right and we're all retarded
>>569863854where a gold ship song where she isn't using retard voice
I'm so tired of losing.
what the fuck is a honeyade
>>569865084>>569865256You're falling for it
The creature has obtained the power of darkness.
>>569865327honey. watered down to the point you can legally classify it as a beverage instead of a condiment.
>>569865327Teio calls my cock that for some reason.
>>569865296Menishuki Rush when the lights go off, that part alone is insane how good she is, her voice range is fantastic
>>569864728I like Shakur but in a "she is LITERALLY me" way not a "I want her to kiss me" me way.
>>569865327cunnyade cunnyade when i get a lick of that cunny
>>569865084I genuinely think they're a good club with one rotten member inside. I don't think they're the type to care and reply to posts about them here to be honest.I just ignore anyone who claim to be inside their club when replying to umanko posts.For a fact their danchou joins some of my rooms and the threads are comfy those times.
>>569865368it's literally one guy that keeps making top-level postsignore it and it'll stopI'm not even convinced you're not just samefagging
>Curren is evil>Momonga is evil
wahey>>569863413helioswaracchao is my favorite solo songhttps://youtu.be/ZKeNTokpbaw
>>569865373Which is why I'm pointing it out to the thread. Honestly, I don't think they care at all to bother about their forced drama.
>>569865289C'mover here Spe-chan... I won't hurt you...
it was fun listening to Dia's va sing Teio's opening, and Machico sing the s3 opening
>Only yuri horses in the horizonMan a whole wave of trainers I know are quitting the game because of the overt yuriit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be more hetero, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game went full lgbt
>>569865470wtf my webm
he's not even here you falseflaggers I know you're all the same person
>>569865327I'm assuming it's honey heavily watered down with lemonade
remember IP count?
Oh look, another front runner whale wins again.
>>569865676better days
>I'm going to make a collage of all the posts my imaginary boyfriend made so I can tell everyone about it>Yes this will improve the thread quality trust me>No I will not stop talking about it because I'm not an attention whore like my boyfriend
>>569865596okay i finally laughed at this pasta
>>569865684Hey man, I'm an honorable front dolphin
>>569865289Has anyone ever considered how amazing Spe would smell?
>>569865684All skill, baby.
>>569865684me but I'm a f2p S+ warrior
>>569865094That quirky wine aunt is my wife, I let you know!
Dober...is cute?
>>5698656764chan larpmaxxers don't, only oldfags were there
>>569865824Have you considered how amazing Spe smells?
>>569865084>>569865256I can see it. I doubt they want more attention or to even defend themselves. Besides, all uma&co posting somehow ultimately leads to V discussions, which is why I'm convinced it's just him stirring the discussions to be about him.
>>569865398any chance of a full song of non retard gold ship
>>569865776Conceptualize the sweaty Spe perfume after she is practically soaking in perspiration from eating too much
If I'm a cuck, which uma would be for me?
>>569865864OK but have you smellt Spe?
V already got away with everything because he changed avatars to Mirako now looking at previous thread
>>569865873maybe, I think she would not smell very good, but also wouldn't smell offensive. She might have a whiff of sweet food smell on her or savory grease, depending on the situation
>>569865864
>>569865327honey aids
>>569865537where to listen
>>569865596I know I shouldn't give trolls (you)s but>ZephyrQRD?
>>569865865ah yeah, 2022 oldfags
>>569865969Thats an awfully pleased Dober
>>569865979https://snep.pw/uma/mixer/make-debut
Why the fuck does MANT take so fucking long?
>>569866053fanfare more like fuckfare
>>569865884>somehow ultimately leads to V discussions This. Even if the said posts starts as defending their club, it always lead to a very suspicious post about V or defending him. Like highlighted post here >>569865084Not to mention I see some of their members blending in normally in /vm/a which is a more strict and gatekeeping focused threads
>>569866023
>>569865596why is Believe chinese
>>569865891no
>>569866078Because someone in JP thought increasing amount of clicks by 400% and amount of menu transitions by 100% is a good idea.
>>569865949It felt really cordinated, the thread that is. Nor was there any melty
The collages really rattled him, keep it up.
>>569865676Back in my day you had to put noko into the email field in order to not get booted back to page 0 of the index every time you posted
>>569865902Her farts taste like asparagus
how do I train some pigged up oguri cap as in peak for cm15 that will make this thread seethe? I only ever got one UG, but I want a buhi monster for the next soulless CM
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THE FATTEST>THE FATTESTTHE FATTEST>THE FATTESTSeriously, what ever happened to THE STRONGEST poster? Did he quit? What was the last straw? A bad banner pull?
>>569865757funny that niggas will complain about a unemployed schizo while being unemployed schizos themselves
North Flight is a cool name
>>569866363I'm more of an East Flight person
"umamusume fans deserve to live"
CMs are hard to compete when you have a job.
Do we ever get gym uniform outfits for the home screen? what about swimsuits
please let me die
Dober sex
>workI thought we were all McQueen here?
WTF is wrong with her
>>569866548I am posting from work
>>569866537No wonder she hates men with perverts around.
>>569864702That's what I think for the last 7 CMs I had 75% WR...
>>569864093thanks for derailing, faggot
>>569866565Dober and Ryan are DORKS who read SHOUJO manga made for SMELLY girls!!!
female rape
>>569866739Ryan is cute...
Getting raped by mob umas because you let slip that you're a trainer with no trainee
>>569866565Cuckshit has genuinely broken the mind of some of you fags in the last decade and it's astounding.A woman marrying some dude out of obligation and duty, and canceling it out of feeling for her true love has been a stable of romance flicks and shit for generations. Watch Spiderman 2.
>>569866661WR really doesn't matter past 33% because in the finals lobby you either go 1st, 2nd, or 3rd. It's a 3 way coinflip
>>569866823
>>569866803YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY correct
>>569866882I need a Norn trainee
>>569866537SHE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE HAIRIEST UMANKO IN ALL OF TRACEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You can't win against your trainee giving you this look
>>569866925Why?
>>569866823I would actually train mob umas like One Inch Of Love
None of you fags are attractive. No trainee would want want to fuck any of you. Shut the fuck up.
>>569867002not everyone is a teiobro
Dacchi. What happened to the OP.
>>569866882Mini > Norn > I forgot her name
>>569866882Dressing up as Oguri so that Norn rapes me
>>569866954Literally why would you think she'd have a jungle of a bush?
>>569867002waaaah don't shay that
>>569866962I love Vivlos but that Singaporean goblin has ruined her by association
>>569867002
>>569867002I mean, unless you are an umaverse version of a jockey/groom/trainer/owner packaged into one or some variation of that, then it doesn't matter how attractive you are, this shit works on "destined person" rules
>>569866962get this impostor OUT of tracen
>forgot to pop an energy item to not be 0energy to run 2nd race>get skin outbreak>pop energy for 3rd race>get race fatigue again and another mood downim cryn
>>569867002That's not a random act of kinda nice
>>569867102She has that particular Asian phenotype and it fits her personality and character
>>569867083
>>569867178>popped your shit while still racingWHEN WILL YOU LEARN
>>569866954not with /uma/dacchis taking good care of her bush
If you used Taishin, VBourbon, Smart Falcon, SMaru or Cheer Halo, you didn't win.
>>569867002I had a Japanese guy tell me that my legs are 刺さる or something similar, as he explained it means it evokes a piercing feeling in a good way.
None of you fags are attractive. No trainee would want want to fuck any of you. Shut the fuck up. Hmph.
I lost HJF 6 times in a row. How the fuck did I lose 6x in a row?
>>569867002gold city would say this
>A Grade Day 2>cannot win 1 timeIs it over for me?
>>569867240racing at 0 energy is asking to brick your run
>>569867258i used goldship flower and ogurii literally have no wins in this cmid rather have wins(carats)
>>569867268Blacked raw casting right after retiring from racing?
Norn is literally just Gold City if she was a mob uma.
>>569867371it's a necessary risk
>>569867414norn apologized for the bullying thougheverbeitdoes gold city ever do it?
I genuinely can't believe how retarded some of my co-workers are who max out credit cards and do shit like ordering DoorDash and Uber while being poor. You guys don't do this right?
>>569867371once is fineif you get unlucky you get unlucky, the chance is no different than the fatty event coinflipyou use your items after races because you want to fish for reporter event to save mood ups and also don't cure in the middle of running because it's easy to re-brick yourself.>but what if the skin outbreak procswell then the run was gonna die anyway
>>569867476shichi wouldn't bully someone
>>569867503maybe once a week when I want a kebab or something? otherwise I cook everyday
>>569867503I dont even own a credit card, only debit
>>569867503I'll put it this way: I get pissed whenever I see ubereats has a coupon, because their coupons only apply to delivery orders and I pick up all of mine. as to why I use it at all if I'm going to drive to get the food myself, it's because my Amex gold and plat cards give me free credit for it every month.
infirmary on a 3rd race turn isn't even that bad
>>569867413She's just trying on different Lingerie for her Ojii-san trainerhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11475419Would never admit to it, of course
>>569867509racing at 0 energy once is fine, but racing at 0 energy when it's your second race in a row does give bad events
>>569867550Why not? Assuming you pay off your credit card, it only benefits you via credit score and cashback.
>>569867503contrary to popular belief managing money is a skillto be specific, it shouldnt be a skill, but most people are retarded and prefer to blame le capitalism instead of just not blowing 50$ on a paki to deliver your burger or 2000$ for a new iphone every year
Why the fuck are people recommending Vaudeville for fronts in cm15?
>>569867619woah gold shitty looks like that?
>>569867503I'm the opposite in that I'll look at merch and feel bad that "I don't have the money to spend on it" despite having almost 10k in my bank account
>>569867661shittubers aren't people
This is the first time I see an event with multiple shooting stars when a foal is born. I've seen one shooting star event, a star being very bright event, a solar eclipse event, and a typhoon event. I wonder how strong this one will be, and this foal come from two horses named by anons too
>>569867526she was mean and called me fat and ugly and annoying
>>569867631I'm German, we just dont really do credit cards here. Was a pain during the 2000s and 2010s doing online purchases without one, but thankfully paypal is accepted everywhere now
>>569867661My witgod didn't say that
>getting the perfect inspirations in URA and not in TBI’m getting a bit salty And I’m still 12 items short to complete it
>Talmud Center Academy >Yayoi Hanukkawah>Silence Shabbat>Hanukkah Week>Gametorah
>>569867258If you used>Seiun Sky>Summer Maruzensky>Valentine Bourbon>Smart Falcon>Cheer Halo>Silence Suzuka>Gold Ship>Narita Taishin>El Condor Pasayou have no soul
>>569867702>punished with rape for messing with her torena
>>569867503No, my life is extremely frugal. Not because I try to be, but because I don't need a lot. Gaming and anime are cheap hobbies, especially since I don't play a lot of different games, but obsess over individual ones for years at a time.Aside from that, I really just go for runs 3 times a week and study Japanese. Nothing expensive.
Kill all endtards
>>569867258>>569867867>Oguri, DaiSca, Digii am a good person
>>569867304post your own ace, then compare your ace's stats +400 to this fucker's +400
does rabbit tactic work on falko? I don't have runaways but I'm gonna have suzuka by cm15. Is it helpful, or am I just making it harder for myself to proc the ult?
>>569866962
>>569867905Shut the up Frotnigger. You have Bourbon, the most sovless hack who dominates all CMs and will give you at minimum a 30% WR if you make her an SS rank.
>>569867197Dober's personality and character is NOT one that has a hairy bush
>>569867905Frontsissy got gaped by throbbing endcock
>>569867503I do something more retarded, I work and save then neet with those savings.
>>569868108>throbbing endcock>0.5L
>>569867894I'm very similar. I have a study with approximately 700 books, easily enough for a lifetime, I have an e-reader for LNs and most other things I'd like to read because downloading is easy, and most of my interests - animango, music, vidya, writing - are free. Vidya is expensive, but I only buy 1 or 2 games a year. I never go to restaurants or buy fast food and live on about $900/month
>>569868191I'm not saying it's anything impressive, just throbbing
>>569867962Falco can work as a rabbit herself due to having inherent prudent positioningSo, if you get dodging danger from Kitasan/race rewards, Groundwork from sparks or guts Bakushin, and Speed Eater from race rewards, you get a surprisingly strong early game that can gamble skills to maintain first until the end
>>569867702Once you get the bug for watching your bank account grow, it's over. I feel bad for spending money on most things. I desperately need a new phone but I kinda don't want to buy one.
>>569867304>>5698679607 times in a row
>>569868401looks like you weren't cruisin'
>>569868370All your fronts should have prudent positioning
>>569868104would she be shaved, trimmed, or that partially shaved + rectangle combination?
>>569868401Inari doesn't have a unique most of the time, you have to get her power up early
>>569868254Sex with these 2.
>>569867847This plus getting multiple triple wit rainbows during summer
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>569867867golshi wasn't even competitive on this track lol
>>569868401was it the same uma that beat you each time? Who was it? post it
are you ready?
>my trainer showed up with another man
>trainee's father plays a big role in her life and st-Eew.
Inspecting the decks of the people I am competing against in these round 2 races has me convinced that whales are retarded
>>569868534Is your trainee not allowed to have a boyfriend?
>>569868616I'm perma borrowing ancestors
>>569868541>end closer that effortlessly pushes up after cheer halo's windowVery competitive actually
>>569859145I just decided to take it on the chin and wait for the CB+Creek banner in september (I'm an FM account roller at launch), that banner is just too good
>>569868616The spirit is wiling but the flesh is weak
>>569868672No.
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>569868075Taishin is the one with the highest winrate...
My trainee showed up with another MANT
>>569865256I doubt their members are stupid enough to bring even more attention to their club. Probably sometimes, but I doubt they'll bring up V if they do. Their club doesn't revolve around him.
>>569868672Reminds me of that one story where the guy's GF asked for an open relationship, and one week later he left him for another. Fast forward years later, the dude is married with the new girl and she's still fucking seething how did she did nothing wrong.Anyway, a trainer-trainee contract isn't a marriage form anyway. She's free to do what she wants as long as the victory bucks are coming in.
I love my wife, Agnes Tachyon
>>569868478and the kitchen sink and everything else in the goddamn umaverse, yes I knowsometimes, however, RNG is not your friend and 1200/x/1200/x/1200 + surface/distance S + 3 greens + groundwork + dd/pp/iw + speed eater + LP + 6 midrace skills + accels + Pulse + Barcarole does not happen.
>>569868692Death by snu snu through Hishi Amazon.
>>569868763like, once every few CMs.
>>569868794>vitory buckstrainers make money, they do it for free
>>569868848HISHI AMASEXOOOO
>>569866965I think she's neat
>>569868794>a trainer-trainee contract isn't a marriage form anywaySHUT THE FUCK UP DILLHOLE
>>569868684I saw almost nobody running her. She won zero lobbies I was in. I ran her for one ticket, during which she won zero races. The track just isn't long enough for an end that doesn't have a strong late race unique.
>>569868616Not rolling for a scam cardthank you for your attention to this matter
soulless
>>569868479rectangle is vulgar triangle is better and with some length to it
>>569868863I know. But in this one she's undisputably the most OP of all. Still you guys shouldn't be bringing each other down, its all rng anyway if you aren't oshi non-meta gaming at least then its just painful t. knower
>>569868938no matter how many times you call fronts soulless, it's not going to make me believe you. Not when they're so fucking hard to build well.
>>569868576the first 6 times it was a mix of vodka and rival hishiama. doored the run.7th had a rival vodka8th finally won, vodka placed 12th.The question was largely rhetorical. I know myu mechanics, I watched half the races. It was just a bizarre combination of low rolls. Never pushing up, never dueling, wiffing the 1 skill i buy specifically to get a consistent edge (hint booked spurt to lv 3), swinging wide, Vodka doing the exact opposite of that - moving way up in the pack, hitting NSM more than half the time, hitting unique, staying in around lane 4.Just really shitty RNG. If I ran that race 500 times I'd win 400+ of them. Sometimes you just roll a lot of 1s in a row.
>>569869006>rectangle is vulgarthat's true, but I think Dober is lewd enough to do something like that, and I think she'd feel that the triangle was dirty, even if neatly trimmed (which hers probably would be, being an ojou-sama and all that).
>>569869052Must be so hard that literally everyone has an SS/SS+/UG triple front team.
SO what's the consensus on on Pasa inherit on fronts? Shouldn't you have gotten Nishino inherit instead for backup accel, how did it fare?
Can someone make a poll regarding Dober's pubic style?
>>569869236If you're playing fronts, you really shouldn't plan on getting a backup accel.
>>569869052>Not when they're so fucking hard to build well.
>>569869236>backup accelIf losing, lose by less
>>569869290We already know she clean shaved.
Front soulless? End soulless?You want to see soulless? Check my F2P comp (ignore ryan)
>>569869290Dober has a full bush.
>>569869171Hi, it looks like you are ESL. The word you're looking for is "virtually" not "literally."
good morning nonnysdid a run in bed and got fast learner sweepy...but she was a witlet so I had to start hammering wit so it kinda cancelled out not racing as much...whoops
>>569869236>SO what's the consensus on on Pasa inherit on fronts?It's an acceleration skill, so it's automatically tier 0 good. >Nishino inheritCan't activate from 1st so it's useless.
>>569869327>>569869353Clearly we need a poll
>>569869354Nope, I meant literally.
>>569869337You won CM races? You must be a ginger chinaman because you're double soulless.
tachyon the STALLION
>>569869290dober got her pubes lasered off
>>569869140>Just really shitty RNG. If I ran that race 500 times I'd win 400+ of themI know that feeling. I lost the Kikuka Sho 4 times in a row with 500 stamina + Corner Recovery running Seiun Sky because each time the heal whiffed, she late-started, and got rushed in spot struggle. RIP Triple Crown epithets. Extremely frustrating. at least it was to a rival Opera O, so when I bitched about it in club chat I was greeted by >THE RAPEDand the opera emote, which made me chuckle.
>>569869403sex with dia-chan
>>569869423Oh you're just retarded. Explains why you can't win. Carry on then.
>>569869010i think thats my flower
>>569869327Dober doesn't shave. But she also doesn't have an out of control jungle down there. See, Dober needs inspiration for her lewd writing, and nothing better than letting her sizable bush soak in some sweat and honey so that she can bring her fingers there for a whiff or three while she's making her latest doujin. How do I know this? No idea. I'm certainly not outside her window every night with pen and paper of my own adjjdkxsd
>>569869519be careful...
>>569869445Nyes, i spend little time to make aces for max rewards
Good morning
>>569869546You're literally wrong, lil bro. Pipe down that mouth of yours.
>>569869596Good morning
>>569869580I will sign whatever marriage document she hands meI will visit her islandI will let my beautiful wife do whatever she wants with me
>>569869354God you sound like a fedora wearing redditor.
>>569867503I am aversed to spend money that I dont have, so I use my credit card only when I have the money to pay it back right away or a few days later to keep my monthly budgets neat. Also kinda grew up poor and it makes me happy to see numbers go up on my accounts. Got out of uni debt free, but no savings. But now I can save at least 35% of my income each month in stocks/fonds etc. That makes me happy.Cant wait to hit 20k on my regular savings account by the end of the year too. That will be neat
>>569868672if she needs a boyfriend then let that boyfriend train her that fucking whore.
>>569868370but anon, I want to win with falko, not break her legs. I was asking if suzuka runaway is helping my falko or working against her ult too much.Has any FalcoGOD already tried?
>>569869236I'll put it this way: any frontrunner that had a solid lead and got overtaken in the final 3 seconds of the race had one thing in common, and that was not having por plancha. Feels like this CM really was the freest win ever if you had Vbobo. Mile S, groundwork package, Angling and Por Plancha. That's an A finals uma no matter what you're facing.
>>569869403good morrow
>>569869171yes anon, people who spend money on the game, have mlb Kita/Creek/Finemo/NTR can make very strong fronts. Round 2 in Group A is full of these people. Maybe they luckshitted NTR and Finemo and aren't actually buhis, but many are just buhis. Many of the buhis know what you need to make a good front, eg>1200/x/1200/x/1200 + surface/distance S + 3 greens + groundwork + dd/pp/iw + speed eater + LP + 6 midrace skills + accels + Pulse + Barcarole so they get it and win. Good luck getting that as f2p if you don't have Fuku/NTR/Finemo
>>569869596>>569869846hellooooo morning>>569869651based...istg umas have made nonnys less sexist
>>569869826>That's an A finals uma no matter what you're facingother vbobos
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relalyr really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really relaly relaly really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>569869617Winners don't cry about soulless babyboy
>>569869865eh, doesn't matter. you'll win 30% of the time with that even against other Vbobos. More, if they're missing one of the inherits or didn't bother with mile S. and I've seen PLENTY of suboptimal ones.
Okay but I really really love dude weed
>>569869236were there actual doubts on getting plancha this CM? it's damn good when it works (for fronts which don't have shit in terms of accels) and it does here. The issue is that instead of 1 witcheck you now want 2
>>569869863Kitasex is so cute, but a huge extrovert like her would drain a month's worth of my cum and social energy in a single day.
>>569869863I was never sexist racist homo- or transphobic and I think all the slurs I see here are cringe and should be filtered. I'm just a normal guy who likes sexy anime (horse) women
>>569869931Real shit
>>569869896Ahhhm ackchyually, you forgot the fullstop at the end of your sentence, ESL.
>>569869893I will save every fanart of digitan being embarrassed by others praising her that I seemy oshi is way too cute when she is embarrassed
>>569869236I put it on all my fronts, because why wouldn't I? If I won the front battle, my uma (usually Bourbon, her WR is 30% but I'm f2p which is why she's that low) but sometimes hag and even less sometimes Suzuka would be in front and proc both angling and plancha. Most of the time they'd get overtaken by ends anyway, but sometimes they'd win.
>happened again awardi'm going to sleep. tomorrow me can stress over this.
>>569870034Nyehehe~...
>>569870019Sexism is based though
>>569870050It feels good to stan Digitan.
>>569870098*bad
>>569870135
>>569869863He's referring to 2d umas not 3d w*men
>>569866470Just grind CM aces at work
>>569870009yeah, I love Kitasan a lot, and I'm glad I fell for her propaganda, but holy if there's not a reason I naturally gravitate towards someone like Suzuka instead. Kitasan is just too much. It's not a bad thing at all, she's like a persistent ray of joyous sunshine, but I simply can't keep and would end up resenting her endless energy and making her sad, I think.
>>569870218I work through my break so that's doesn't work for me.
>>569866470I wanna go back to quick careers. unity is so nice next to MANT slog
>>569870071we run the same teamfor some reason my hag sucks though. She has s/s even. Maybe something went wrong during skill selection. It's unironically vb >suzuka> hag
>>569869893>>569870050>>569870135>this will never happen because she'd rather spend the rest of her days face buried in another uma's crotchdepressing
>>569870098all the best umas are sexistespecially
>>569869826Eh I've lost plenty to ends like that my Daiwa and Maru won more
>>569869403>did a run in bed and got fast learner sweepythe sweep in question, can do way better>>569870019>>569870210ofc but I think it still leaks a itty bitty tiny bit over...just my thoughts
well if that was anything but guts 1* that would already be a good parent
if fronts are forced to use a welfare card unlike any other style, why are they the BUHIIIII style? Wouldn't anything else be more pigfriendly since they can use one more MLB SSR no one pulled for, from their deck?
>>569870353No... I won't let that happen.
>>569870019based4chan was always the most tolerant website
>>569870450there are 5 more slots in the deck retard rice
i really miss longkino after all this mileslop and mediumfart
>>569870135>Digital wears a VR headset when you have sex so she can pretend you're a futa uma she's been stanning lately>wears headphones that run your voice through a voice changer to sound like her>she goes into meltdown mode drooling and squirting and heaving and slurring her words as she feverishly jackhammers herself on your dick>cries out her name>always remembers to take off the headset and headphones and say "I shtan you da mosht torena tan" before blacking out
Would calling the son of an Uma a mule be the equivalent of using a slur
>>569870615Weird dog
>>569870019Good ending.
>>569870639weird dog
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>569870019I'm a generally normal guy who likes to say slurs at times. I don't think I'm actually any kind of bigot. My gf is ultra woke and would probably start a nasty fight if she sees half the shit I post here, or if she sees the posts here at all
>>569870406I'm not sure I share that optimism, but if this game actually is a force of good (no matter thow all), then yeah I agree that's cool
>>569870338I have 5 wins with Suzuka, 24 wins with Gundam, and 7 wins with Hag. Gundam has Turf S/Mile S, which helps, and guaranteed groundwork, but my Suzie has dd/pp combo and that makes me smile when she wins early-race. She once just barely fought to the front towards the end of mid-race and proc'd her ult, and 2 seconds later hit Angling+Plancha, no one could catch her. That one oshi win was more satisfying than 50 Gundam wins would have been.
>>569870728Haha same.
>>569870450Front isn't a Buhi running style until you realize you can’t ignore the Palmer stam banner
The only thing the game does is make you watch japanese horse racing
>>569870385LET GO OF ME
>>569870735>if losing>lose
>>569870765>thow allno matter how small obviously, woops>>569870757you should stop posting those things if you know how hurtful they can be, even if you can hide behind anonymity here and whatever group you are offending might not be present. Harshes the vibe bro fr fr
>>569870019>>569870692>>569870536Why are zoomers such goy cattle? Is it because watching porn from age 4 made them all cockcurious?
>>569864762While I do think V posting is annoying, I simply don't care about V and will ignore posts about him in the threads. No, I will not feed any posts or defend our club, with the exception of this post. It isn't worth it when it'll somehow end up not being about the club anyway. The club is chill, our leader is kind, the club chat is functioning, and I get shoes. That's all that matters. Plus, the club isn't about him.
>>569870605a frontbuhi can only use 4 MLB SSR from their own deck, while an endbuhi/latebuhi/pacebuhi can use the full potential of 5.
>>569869580
>>569870917gotta crop it a little more
>>569871097Lates have to put up with Marvelous and her agemasen though
>>569871131I did but I posted the wrong one and didn't feel like correcting it, but since you asked...
>>569870971You sound like someone who pays for sex.
>>569871097anyone with a non big-3 SSR is a buhi
>>569870450because exceptionally strong fronts right now are just that - spectacularly strong, stronger than most other styles on most tracks (for now). Buhis are able to grind runs efficiently because they can quit a run if it's not going well, and they have Finemo/NTR/Fuku. >don't have good trainings pre-debut?restart>get fucked by junior year races?restart>get shit inspo?restart>friendship bonds not maxxed by 1st summer?restart>shop fucks you over, no drinks/horns/anklets for summer?restartThis can be done very quickly, so by the time first summer is over, it's very likely the statline for a strong front is there, the rest is just skill fishing.
I am uma&co because I like umanko. It is that simple. If the other clubs want to dismantle us then they better start posting mankos
>>569871140HAG SEX SEXY HAG MEJIRO RASEXU SEXIRO RAMONU AAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>569871113...sorry my mother has put me in an arranged marriage with some Satono girl...
I like to cheat on women, what Uma is for me
>>569871178better thanks bwo saved
>>569871178Now I have TWO new reacts
>>569871049
>>569871202trVe
>>569870971why are you responding to retarded bait, you dumb gay nigger?
my ISP is so fucking shitty that wifi drops 2-3 times for some minutes during any given mant run
>>569871180Do you get it for free? Why are you here, then? Kill yourself.
>>569871346why did she do it?
>>569871346What's happening here?
>>569871180>sex as an argumentNormalfag.
>>569871346I fantasize about Digitan raping me
>rightoid bigots getting uppity
>>569871505very common thing in this thread for some reason
>>569871542SNIFFFFF
>>569870019I think a good amount of people here aren't any of those things. But real life is the opposite extreme, and speaking out against it is risky (at least in my job), so I have to fit in and vent by using slurs in private.
>>569871104Is she for (you)?
>>569871505I think you are on the wrong board, this is /vg/ not /pol/
>>569871553does a tiny oguri eat a lot
>>569871178
>"cropped it some more but I'm never telling them that..."
>>569871610A tiny Oguri can eat up to 60x her body weight in food
Hey trainer. Stay hydrated.
>>569871684Rice is so erotic.
your response?
My trainee just sent me a photo of her in karaoke with a bunch of tanned dudes
>>569871716Thanks for reminding me. Mind adding some flavor to that water with your breast milk?
>>569871597I haven't spoiled myself yet>Satono/MejiroI have high hopes
>>569871779me as your trainee
>>569871684Laisu after I sexually assaulted her out of love.
>>569859452let me in264322217710
>>569871505SHUT THE FUCK UP UMAMA YOU ARE SO ANNOYING.
me in the shower thinking about how the job interview could have gone better
>>569871597>>569871792I saw people saying she's direct like Dia just with a bit more insecurity mixed in. Havent read any of it myself either though>>569871505keep posting, you're based
>>569870019I dont really care what you are or what you are into as long as you dont bother me with itdont need to say you are gay or vegan or into feet every 5 minutes, no need to say it at allI do think the way media is shoving it into everyone's throat is bothersome, but some of people that sees a woman and goes woke woke woke is getting just as bad
I wanted to make a sweepy for the finals but CockBalls refuses to finish her chain and MANT is a gay nigger scenario that drains the soul out of you.
>file deleted what was it this time
You are witnessing the death of a community in real time
>>569871831EXCELUMA DANCHOU WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>569871987maya
>>569871913It was the topic of discussion so I brought it up. I also dont care what you think or believe as long as you keep it to yourself. Let's handshake to move on. This is an uma musume thread after all
>>569872017>"wahhh not everyone is an asshole"
nigger faggot trannyanyone crying yet? raise your hand
>>569872051yeah, I said as I dont really care in general terms, like, thats my opinion on the subject as a wholeI'm pretty much in your camp, I'm a regular dude that likes sexy anime girls and thats it
>>569871987Maya raping her trainer
great general
>>569872170I'm crying because my trainee wants to rape me
>>569872179>I like sexy anime girlsfucking POST SOME THEN
>>569872170nyo but I'm still not a chud tho
>>569872214Agreed.
>>569872170WAAAAAAAAH HOW COULD YOU SAY ALL THAT
>>569872282sex
>>569872259
>>569870632>always remembers to take off the headset and headphones and say "I shtan you da mosht torena tan" before blacking outDamn, Digitan is so romantic
>>569872170it's over...........
>>569872340bourbon is not sexy
>>569872282Erwin...
>>569872170I got banned for 3 days because I used the first word.
>>569872340GOOD
i have hashbrowns, corned beef hash in a can, and left over pasta sauceim gonna make me some sloppaanyone want some?
>>569872412I'm full nonny thanks
>>569872476Full of cum
>>569872314Dahby
>>569871913>or into feet every 5 minutesfootfags are subhuman
>>569872259imagine waking up to this every day
>>569872386you have to use it in non-racist ways, otherwise a mod might give you a vacation
>>569872514that too, not yours though
I NEED IN HEAT UMANKO ON MY FACEARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>569870019I'm racist but it comes with my ethnicity, I love using the slurs for fun, and also to my black best friend, also the friend who invited me to play UMAMUSUME when global came out.I'm sexist because of seeing the worst sides of women from my family. Homo or transphobic if it's deserved.Although, filtering slurs is cringe and I should be allowed to call you redditor for that
>>569872670>not yours thoughYou wouldn't know that.
>>569872412sounds good, do you have any hot sauce? A vinegar-based one would help cut through the fat from the canned corned beef
>woman unirionically virtue signalling on a gacha game boardAlright then
>bringing up feet unprompted
>>569872580There are a solid amount of umas I'd personally put above her, but AI is for sure a great choice
I need some more Orfevre pics for my Orfevre folder
DANGERINTENSE WEIDIATION
>>569872793AI is great in terms of design but then I learned about her voice and personality
>only 2 weeks of mant leftI'm glad it's almost over
>>569872879homo
If you're not sexist or racist by now, there's honestly something wrong with you.
>>569872910>still 2 weeks of mant leftI need it to be over already
How quick are grand live careers?
>>569872870Good post
>>569872959like x0.5 of mant
>>569872910more like 6-7 weeksyou forgot end of july
>>569872959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxuXfug4DBU
>>569872959Its just ura with a bit extra. Cant be longer than unity
>>569872910>retarded AND a mant haterwhat else is new
>>569869826>Feels like this CM really was the freest win ever if you had Vbobo. Mile SMy Bobo never got gw.
>>569872910No it's not, what are you talking about? There is still a sprint cm.
>>569871831Invite sent!
Do we still do parent runs on MANT or is GL good for it?
>>569873143URA
>>569872879I havent looked that far into the future, so idk about those things. I keep a list of my top 20 saved though and she def has the potential to creep up into those ranks depending on her story (which also means some umas that I know very little about which are there just for their designs might get dropped from the list). Sounds like you arent a fan though, which is a shame because she seems very popular.
>>569873143Deranged freaks do them still in MANT, normal folks in GL
meow
>>569872931I'm too old to care about any of that anymore, if you unironically still use edgy speak in your normal life outside of online if you're like 30+ then this is a sign something's wrong with youbut you also posted AI slop so I should have anticipated that
>fixes Oguri
>>569872750nyes i do
>>569873226Chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>569873143MANT if you want your distance S + groundwork to proc in 1-2 careers
>>569873249Cute, but no
gaki with her 50 mood down events>>569873249TRUE
>>569873143let's just say you're more likely to get a good parent in 3 GL runs than 1 m*nt since they also rework the system so that g2 and g3s are literally worthlessbut if you have no life and hate yourself i guess you could keep grinding mant all day
O MY TRACEN CHEER
>>569873363They dont rework affinity until GM, not GL
Now that the thread has hit bump limit, nobody will notice me planning to smooch Chiyoposter
>>569873363The rework comes in GM not GL retard
>>569873229>Nigger>EdgyYou have to be +18 to post here
Reading through Sweep Tosho's career for the first time, although I can empathize with her a little bit and want to cheer her on, my mind is still dominated by thoughts of how much I want to have sex with Sweep Tosho and how much sex I want to have with her and how much sex I want her to have with me
>>569873526freak
>>569873525case in point
>>569873556ayabby!
>>569873526she is a child you pedo
>>569873526based
>>569873526kita...
>>569873526I'm really not into rape, don't find it interesting at all, but my god do I understand it after watching Sweepy interactions. I want to severely rape this brat into correction. Feeling this way sure has me surprised.
We need slurs for 4chan uncs that stopped being racists because they 'grew up'
>>569873671
>>569873526
>>569873526She's such an erotic child. I want to turn her into a moaning mess.
>>569873526this but urara
how does the next scenario increase the powercreep from trackblazer
>>569873526based fillies trainer
>>569873748ayaybers!
>>569873839>>569873839>>569873839
This is a certified umama thread
>>569873743They're called based
>>569873526VFcord members are here
>>569873792same way as every other scenario? more stats and skill points
>>569873792Increased speed stat cap in addition to more sp
>>569873884>>569873921>more SPhow, we're doing like 30+ races in manthow do they match that amount of SP
>>569873743>4chan uncs that stopped being racists because they 'grew up'what the hell is this, another episode of Things That Never Happened?
>>569857463The OP file before it was deleted. Surely it should be safe as a reply.
>>569874021You buy songs with song tokens that give you huge boosts to training, both in terms of stats and sp
There's so many umas targeting only women: Sirius, Shakur, Seiun, Fuji, Fenomeno, Curren etc.Is there any uma that targets only men?
