Previous: >>569356785Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders releases July 23, 2026. New trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag4cVKOo8• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
nogami please
>>569871117Nice woomy next to not so nice woomy
If nintendos maintenance update is anything to go by, they might have delayed the direct.
>>569871361FUCK
I sometimes imagine what it'd be like to have a veemo daughter, I then proceed to cry.
>>569872443I'm sure you would enjoy the period of changing diapers, having to go to work in the morning after sleepless nights and the age where she starts throwing tantrums
>>569872795*as a rich neet dad and a loving neet veemo wife
>>569872795Yeah, I would. That's my fetish.
>>569873217:(
I have achieved true NEETdom, but no gf cuz never leave house, and undesirable
invite takozonesu into your home and feed and clothe them (that last part is optional)
fat veemo gf
>>569871361ah yes, the direct that was never announced to begin with has been delayed
No fatties allowed beyond this point
*distant big booming waddles*
You know how octavio is massive in squid form. His human form must be like 3 times the size of a woomy.
>>569872795Still an angel compared to your bratty woomy.
>>569874871>Octavio>squid form
>>569874871but he had a brain injury or something keeping him permanently octopuss
>>569874871he's an octarian, he does not have a human form
>>569875737Ah, someone who has not read his sunken scrolls. A false fan.
>>569875737ANON.
this is why we need a Splatoon 1 port
>>569875737Octarians are the name of troops in the army i think. Its why marina and acht are technically former octarians.
THE OCTARIANS ARE COMING
>>569876596Whoa
>>569876596We know, gramps...
Veemos are coming
>>569877086loud as fuck
Direct tomorrow.
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>569878686I don't trust it until I see that announcement. Leakers keep fucking me.
>>569878758https://www.nintendo.today/en-US/contents/0e70d0b6-d79a-4922-a8af-1ee3f9a14a7d
Nintendo Today app says there's a direct tomorrow. It's happening, wooms and veems.
RAIDERS NEWS FINALLY
what if they don't show anything new for raiders
>>569879629>>569879469predicting a reminder that it's coming out and the implication of a direct specifically for it at a later datenintendo seems to be weird about spending long periods of time on splatoon stuff in general directs
Please share with me your most clueless Cephs, /ink/.
>>569880215>spending long periods of time on splatoon stuff in general directsNintendo is the Splatoon Company. Splatoon takes centre stage. Marie beats Mario.
You can't even experience the game until it releases. I guarantee you the wait will be less annoying for you if you stop thinking about it instead of hounding for news.
>>569880929Were you not here during the haitus between final fest and Splatoon 3. I hound for news because I remember when there was no news to hound.
>there's a treehouse live afterplease play raiders. I remember how funny it was seeing treehouse lose to fucking octotroopers in return of the mammallians, imagine what smallfry would do to them
DIRECT ANNOUNCED LETS FWEAKING GOOOOO
link here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1k
>>569880929it's way more annoying having fucking nothing to talk about
We'll finally get to play as little slack jaw chuddy looking krills
there better not be any fat veemos
>>569882342fat veemo is the final boss, and the biggest.
>he still plays splatoon 3lmao
Whats a Splatoon 3? I'm a RAIDERS man now.
>>569882984i only play salmon run
>>569882984yes people who are in the splatoon general tend to play the latest splatoon game, anon
I still play Splatoon 2
>>569884815That's a biiiiiiiiig Marina. Pearl must be very happy.
>>569884815fatfuck
>>569883280I’m only here for art.
>>569885113marina has the body type where as she gets older and fatter somehow her waist still stays tiny and it all just goes to her ass/hips
splatoon 4 will have upgraded woomy facial reactions to attain parity with veemos
>>569885439cod I hope Callies the same
niggami better be there in person to show off Raiders
>>569885572no she stays thin through a combination of a ludicrously strict supermodel diet and liposuction
Agent 4 WILL return.
>>569885834Callie needs to accept the softening.
I hope they show off more raiders on the direct tomorrow
>>569886240i would be more surprised if it didn't get a treehouse segment, despite the trailer it still isn't all that clear what exactly raiders is.
They should show off what the dungeons are and a little bit more about the story. And what coop looks like.
>>569886523>>569886612I really want to see what the co op looks like in particular and what the grind for upgrading is like. Really just any more news would be appreciated.
reminder that raiders is not a salmon run game
>>569887052But it... is?
I want to play Turf war on a giant octarian.
>>569887614turf war on fat veemos belly
>>569871117
>>569890813put that callie cake on my face please nogami
it's called the switch 2 because that's how many games it has lmao gottem
I love Direct season, work goes by so fast joining in the speculation hype
If I ever see my woomy daughter with a weyyo I'm aiming my nautilus at him.
racism XD
Short open?
If 4 gets announced, I might cancel my Raiders pre-order.
>>569880403Mario would whoop her fucking ass in base form.
>>569894623Marie would bore Mario to death with her snark.
>>569900620How many times do we have to tell you that cephs are pure muscle?
>>569900815>underestimating Super Fucking Mario
You're not getting a 3D Mario announcement tomorrow. Sorry.
>>569901818there's more to mario than 3d marios, dumb squid.
why would they make another 2d mario when mario maker exists
SPLAT SPLAT WOOMY
why no splatoon maker
>>569902582what would mario do if he woke up in the splatoon world?
>no big run in splatsville>no challenge with grizz weapons>no wave 3 dlc>no tableturf matchmakingAnything else that was disappointing about 3?
>>569902691woomed to death
>>569902679More games need map editors. Thinking back to the Tony Hawk games now.
>>569902865No 3 stage rotations
>>569902865>boring>really not as fun as you think it would be>shut the fuck up>solved metaAnything else that was disappointing about your post?
>>569902679can't do that, someone might make a map with a flank.
>>569903714tell me about tableturf meta
>>569903714>BoringHow could it be boring if we never go to play it?
>>569904550dynamos
Is there a more cursed existence than that of the fabled yebby?
>>5699026792fort but in sploon
what was your worst SR experience? mine:>a german team with 3 players, who think the ideal strategy is everybody standing at the basket and mashing "this way" any time someone steps slightly away from the basket>they ignore all the flyfish and stingers, mostly kill scrappers, maws and lid>if you go to kill the stingers and you die, they say "booyah" and refuse to revive you, because you were wrong>it's 2 guys competing for the girl, who is their leaderi would seriously love to see her SR stats and playtime. she probably gets a coho kill every 1,000 hours or so.
>>569905287Having to wait to play salmon run is pretty bad and then when you finally get to play it you get bad teammates.
>>569905287During Splatoon 2 I played SR with the stickfag who kept complaining that gyro feels like earthquake controls. This was around 8 years ago and he was easily the worst player I was ever teamed with. He kept dying and barely deposited any eggs.
wooms are whores and veems are sluts
They're going to give the rest of the weapons third kits and then announce fourth kits are in production.
Flop technology has been lost
>>569911056Only Callie holds the secrets of flop technology.
>>569905287I can hardly have any negative feelings about SR, at worst the grind gets too tedious or the freelancers too retarded, but then you can just change the team or decide the rotation is not worth it and forget about it for the next 48 hours.The original climb out of Profresh was probably the last time I felt really bad about playing SR, but it seems so distant and trivial right now that it's almost funny. Getting the bronze and higher badges made SR basically a zero stakes fun mode to chill out to.
Callie take off those stupid cool shades.
>>569913840"No" Callie says, strutting down Octo Canyon.
>>569905287The only experience that is bad is when a stupid Yebby/Weyyo player thinks they have to take charge. Spamming "This Way" the whole time and when they get splatted they spam "Help" when they are the ones who have contributed the least to completing the quota.
i finally understand the mechanical value of Slammin' Salmon Junctionit's just kinda big so it tests ink efficiency in a way that other maps don't
At what hour is the direct?
>>569914315If you're bothering to ink enough of it to the point that you need efficient weapons you're probably going to close to shore.
>>56991726910 am EST as per usual.
>>569917327making salmon run harder on purpose is funi don't play to get tons of eggs i play to scrape through by the skin of my teeth
>>569917339>ESTAnon...........................
>>569917538That's the only timezone that matters, the other subhumans can figure it out from there
>>569918981It's not at 10 EST.
>>569917538>>569919546Whatever nerd.
>>569919546retard?
>>569920864>doesn't know the difference between ET, EDT and ESTuh oh
>>569920864Asking about yourself?
I think woomies should kiss woomies
>>569924308this but also veemos
>>569925208nah veemos should kiss yebbies
I think veemos should kiss nobody
I think veemos should kiss ME!!!!!!!
>>569925303veemos and woomies should team up and forcewoomveem the yebbies and ngyeses
weyyo
>>569926840should kiss themselves.
weyyos, veemos and woomys with huge asses
Nintendo are going to make a world where Splatoon 3 lasts forever...
>>569927736plug yourself into the splooniverse and never leave...
>>569927308weyyo confused and flustered why his butt is being included despite being larger than both
schizo theorythe series rundown video actually featured footage of S3 versions of the reef and starfish mainstagewe will get a raiders trailer AND a 3 update announcement
FRYETOMORROW
>>569928457Weyyo embarrassed by his giant posterior that can't fit in most spats and shorts and leggings.
>>569928656The lighting isn't rendered like in 3.
>>569928907another layer of deception
>>569928858Weyyo Posterior Worship is a recognized group in all three hub areas. They have been assaulting innocent weyyos in alleyways and there have been reports of inkfish grabbing them while in the changing rooms.
Can I still perform well if I put my music on and mute the TV? I’m sick of the game’s music
>>569932730>can sure.
>>569932730>I’m sick of the game’s musicwhat the fuck is wrong with you
>7 AM>on one day this week when I could sleepfuck you ngmi
>>569933673It's a once in a lifetime event. You can sleep any day.
Nintendo's adding achievements.
this year's nu-E3 was fucking garbage, nintendo better deliver tomorrow
>>569935007Splatoon 3 platinum achievement: stay on the tower
>>569936702Splatoon 3 Gigaplatinum achievement: use a friendly squid beakon
>>569937715Joining
>>569937715ye
An important part of staying fresh is knowing how to accessorize.
>>569938661i hope we get a purely cosmetic accessory slot in the next game
open 4/4
thanks for stealing my slot again
i should be the one that steals the slots and ruins the game by being 500xp
*steals your woomy*
>>569939103sure thing. (i wasn't there)
>>569939170*steels my woomy*lift her now funnyman
Can I join the ‘cord
>>569939614do you like kpop
>>569935007Please no I specifically stopped playing my steam and piss station games specifically because I can't not hunt achievements
they're not adding achievements.
>>569940392I hope so. They're worthless.
12.0 will be the sex update.
>>569940478Just like lockers
>>569935007>>569940392Aren't the badges an achievement?
>>569940580i put a lot of effort into my locker
Anyone wanna play MK8?
>>569940907yeah, it's not like MKWorld will be getting anything tomorrow.
>>569940907no, i'd rather play the game with superior mechanics, mario kart worldalso go to /smbg/
octobrushes need to fuck off and die forever
>>569940907Up until the hour.
>>569940907poorfag
>>569941414Never mind. It's going to take 15 minutes to update.
It's good someone is enjoying open.
>>569941578I enjoy it every time, except like 3
Oh cod damnit, someone beat me to get to open. Oh well. Hope you guys matches are good.
>>569942307I think there's enough for a second room.
6pk sam more like 6pk spamfuckin gottem
Woomy isn't in MKW...
>>569942501I'm not fresh enough for people to come to my opens.
you're on a roll with this session ain't ya?
GGs open
GGs openers
There is going to be an update to Splatoon 3 tomorrow. The update will be more animations for the Nintendo Today! app.
>>569890813I wanna slap that muffin booty
>>569944496>>569944573GGs, nice run!
>>569945090I like your titles
>>569945090why is she black
>>569945390>she
>>569945390>>569945456we're all black on the inside.
Going to the splatoon 1 hub gives me physical and emotional pain because I miss that part of my life so much.
>>569945090ripping rightmost woomies coat off
Have any of you played tableturf since 2022?
>>569946390At least you can be nostalgic with other people about it. I remember when games having a playercount of 1000 was almost unheard of
Please post cute and good weyyos, woomies, veemos and yebs, pretty please.throwing up is actually the worst.
>>569944076would have joined if I wasn't playing already
>>569947214
>>569947047I last played it in 2025
>>569947214:)
>>569947047I did a couple of times this year. I'm level 40-something, I keep wanting to get to 50 but I can't take the mind numbing grind for more than 15 minutes at a time.
>>569947047Not even back then, I haven't played a single round of it ever.
>>569948829uh oh squid form broke
>>569947214get well soon
>>569947214You got sick too? Hope you feel better soon. I'm in the same boat, can't play since I feel so damn sluggish
what sort of x power is equivalent to x rank in s2
>>569946849woomy didn't get the memo it's summer already
>>569953794fake?
>>569954194s2 picture... i miss when woomveems looked like this
raiders news never
remember when chill season 2023 first launched, and harmony had special dialogue telling you about her band's new songs?that was nice.
>>569956923LOSER SQUID
>PROTECT BLACK QUEER KIDSA-downdownAArightA
>>569958207Why are Americans like this?
>>569958207Can you stop spamming the thread with your low quality garbage?We get it, you're le based and redpilled.
i remember when people liked harmony
>>569959437I bet discordfags are behind this
>>569959437You mean now?
>>569952687im never eating from Arby’s again i thought the internet was joking nah it’s been going all day
>>569958705>>569958948It's attention seeking behavior, just leave them be they'll kill themselves eventually when they don't get attention
>>569959915now most people consider her an enemy.
>>569963686Long
Ggooddnught /ink:
>>569960820a very likable enemy
but if you close your eyes
>>569964053goodnight anon, please don't drink and splat
>>569964229I hate american art.
anyone else can't sleep due to excitement?
>>569964823Yah Im in bed
>>569964229>flaggotry
>>569958207Based and redpilled.
>>569964823I'm an adult, can't relate.
>>569964823I'm not sleeping because I'm working and studying
NO CRABBING IN THIS AREA
Me when Splatoon 4 isn't announced.
Who ordered the yebby?
>>569979158didn't make myself clear I guess
GGs L
Is it just me or is the average salmon run player fucking shit at the game now? I decided to start grinding for a gold banner now that I'm fairly close to one, and these players *with* gold banners and boss badges can't handle the base VP 400 worth a dead dog's last shit, it's insane
>>569959915utsu artist
3 hours until Agent 4 reveal.
Raiders is Splatoon's last chance of getting a proper large following in the west. If it doesn't, they'll prioritize Animal Crossing over it.
>>569986094Soon it will be Mollusc Crossing.
Meanwhile in Splatoon Raiders.
>>569983952gg
I had a dream where Emma Stone portrayed woomy in a live action splatoon movie.
>>569980443I did.
WOOMY
>>569988716male version pls?
Just two hours until Callie is revealed as the evil bitch queen of sloms.
>>569955729Such a good woomveem couple
>>569991775the direct is in an hour.
>>569980443Stupid jelly messed up the order again. This isn't what I ordered. Take it back and this time get it right.
>>569991685that is the male version
>>569988716
one hour till big booty woomy announcement
>>569991775As long as it gets her back in this outfit or seeing as this is the tropics something similar but more skimpier.
>>569992889need to wedgie that thong
Enghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1kJphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxKtVcMNpzY
It's fweaking happening
all in on Raiders demo + Treehouse gameplay segment
they should've made a spin-off that's Ranked only instead
Almost time
Got my snacks ready let's do this
>>569995883I'd post my breakfast but I just finished it.
I see you in the /v/ thread Calliebro
>>569995963There are a gojillion calliebros.
>>569995963Not me I'm not in the /v/ thread just felt like Callie posting before the direct.
>>569996423Shiver is so lucky
LETS GOO!!!!!!!!!
It's beginning
Here we go. Grab your idol plushies tightly.
>>569997412
>>569997763shiver get out the way I'm tryna see
Stella blade on S2 did not expect to ever see that on Switch>>569997763heh cuteIs Frye not watching too?
>charming and colorful worlds>unreal default filmic tonemapper
If Stella Blade can be on Switch idol asscrack can be on Switch.
>>569998163No Frye plush...
why are they black
>>569998320Don't leave your Shiver plushie by herself get her a Frye asap.
THE SPLATOON KILLER RETURNS
ninjala got a good sequel before splatoon baka desu
Ninjalabros we're so back
>Ninjala 2Why, who played the first one.
>>569999051Ninjala 2027Raiders this Julyuhhh
>>569999190did I fucking stutter
I might finally have some games for S2 beyond Woomy and Starfox
>>570000041really, what
>>570000463the Xenoblade games I didn't buy before
They could've have added flop wrestling to Splatoon instead of this 10 minute explanation of thumbwrestlng.
did uk stream explode
>>570000671It showed things that aren't acceptable in the UK and had to be shut down.But what happened with it? I'm watching the US stream
bros this direct kinda sucks.
>>570000828i was watching UK stream because last year the US one froze, and for the subtitled japanese, but now the UK one froze right before thumbwrestlingunderstandable desu
why are nintendo so insistent on these off-brand looking miis?
We're not getting those third kits, are we?
>>570001063They probably would've showed it in the beginning.
HAPPENING
RAIDERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Splatoon chads, we win again.
YES
>LORE
>NEW SPLATFEST>COMICS>RAIDERS DIRECTWON BIGLY
>>570001636called it
>comic>direct>splatfestoh cod we're eating goodwe still learnt absolutely nothing though lol
>>570001669>>570001676>story locked to Nintendo Today>tfw my phoen can't install itOh no
So raiders is just what SO should have been?
>>570001891surely people will repost it
>still absolutely no information about the co-op
>>570001676YES!!
>>570001906we're going to forget about Side Order now it didn't happen
>>570001676>more forced turd war>more unnecessary plot (they are not good at it and never have been)>not even considered big enough to get anything more than a medium slot on a real direct, shoved in the corner with its own indirect instead
>>570001676>>570001870that's fucking it??
>>570001870>we still learnt absolutely nothingDid you miss the Big Shot are in this? That is new
>>570002219Gotta be honest. Waiting the whole month just to find out how coop works is a little annoying. Still, the comics might be juicy. I remember the Splatoon 2 hero mode comics, but that wasn't very good because the story of hero mode was so basic.
>>570001870we saw that theres a level type where you have to obtain X salmon eggs in Y time ig
Another Zelda remaster
Devon-san is the new president?
awww I wanted it to be twilight princess, get some 4K midna
>>570002783Bowser got kicked out of the castle
holy shit more hire this man remake slopthe video game industry needs to burn at this point
Nintendo FORGOT about MARIO....
>>570002905Man of exquisite, exmeplary taste
>raiders is playable at comic-conI wonder if I should go.
Live is just StarfoxEh I think I'll just wait till I play it instead of watching
her body is not ready
Play Raiders treehouse. I want to watch you die to smallfry like the idiots you are.
>>570003332doubt theyre gonna if theres a whole raiders direct
>>570003332They won't do that till the 30th. then we can watch them die to smallfry again and again
>>570003581They died to Octotroopers in the Splatoon 3 treehouse live so salmonids will be like Black Myth to them.
>>570003332it's the last game they're showcasing.
>>569880215there's the direct at a later dateat least they spent some time on it in the direct too
Which idol would snap your thumb in a game of thumb wrestling
>>570001670why did they make the weyyo a slut
>>570004194Frye would cheat by biting it.
>kingdom hearts 4>deltarune>new xenobladethis is supposed to be a bad direct?
>>570004205all octos are sluts
>>570004579none of these games have woomy in it
not the blue/yellow joycons? weird
>>570004740if this shit is japan only I swear to god
The top opens when you jump on it but you can't see inside it.
>>570004740you're supposed to buy them separately goy
what a shit direct, holy fuck95% of it was just ports and shovelware
>>570004740>no art on the grip or dock>no themed joyconssoulless
>>570004740I would buy this if it comes out in the west. The Switch 2 is stupidly priced and without Splatoon bundled I wouldn't bother.>not even themed to splatoonfuck that though, it should come with a idol fleshlight at the very least.
>>570004740It's intentional so you buy them separately.
>>570004875That is kind of a let down is that to much for S2 to handle?
new splatfest>speed vs power vs technique
>>570005454lame theme tbqh
>>570005454TECHNIQUE? TECHNIQUE? TECHNIQUE TECHNIQUE TECHNIQUE.
>>570005512spoken like a real powerfag
>>570004579I'm torn because on one hand they didn't show enough new Switch 2 exclusive games but on the other hand there was a lot I like between jrpgs and ports of games I've wanted to play.
>>570004716there quite literally was woomy in the direct
new splashtags
>>570005709>implying I'd be a powernigclockwork speedfag response
>>570005454Does this impact the game? How is this related to raiders?
>>570005941>Does this impact the game?anon, the game is pretty much already finished, there's no way a splatfest would have any impact on it other than MAYBE very very minor cosmetic stuff
Raiders up next on treehouse
splatoon raiders segment starting now you guyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1k
qt
UNF THAT MESSY HAIR
oh great, more spamming.
PREPARE TO WATCH GROWN MEN LOSE TO SMALLFRY
2nd guy is a Steve Jobs lookin' mf
This new octo hairstyle they have looks nice from behind.
>>570006232>stop talking about splatoon in the splatoon general
1king fish at rot?
Yes I know how splatoon works.
>>570006336Ignore him. He does this every time a thread moves too fast for his liking.
the ink is way more ripple-y when you swim through it.
upgraded ink graphics are delicious
New dripping ink animation
I can't tell if this is "open zone" or not. So far it looks like regular hero mode.
Damn the ink is satisfying as fuck in this
>>570006764Is that... legal?
The surfboard segments makes reminds me of Crash for some reason. Idk why.
imagine this salmon fucking your woomy
>>570006919was thinking the exact same
what do the shards do, they're not power eggs.
Propane tank in the water. How big are the squids if we're barely taller than that?
>hiding the menusinteresting
>>570007093Don't ask questions. Size is fucked in Hero Mode. It's all over the place. Woomys are either 2 feet tall or 5 feet tall.
>deep cut is a member of uh three group musiciansThis is news to me.
>bosses drop new weaponsnice
>CONFIRMEDFRYE HAS A BIG CHEST SHE WASN'T TURNED FLATLET'S FUCKING GOOO
Why are they letting someone who doesn't play the game explain who Deepcut is
>>570007349Finally some REAL news.
I thought deep cut were a group of good for nothing yakuzas.>>570007153I think they have a late save loaded and transitioned to it.
>>570007153Probably hiding the skip menus since they got subs and a new inktank.
they should add healthbars to salmonids
>no subswhat
TALK ABOUT CO-OP DAMMIT
>big man is a cowardkino
>difficulty settings dude fuck yes
>difficulty settingfinally >you can booyah your deepcut buddyfinally, marie never booyahed back, what a grumpy bitch.
>>570007696Is this good? Idk.
>>570005454didnt power already win like 3 years ago
This way actual does something for once. If only they did something in 3.
>>570007768Both timmies and st/ink/ers can play the game without getting frustrated by how hard/easy it is.
THE FISH ARE ATTACKING WITH TONGS!!!!!
>more copout floaty flightput the mechanic back on the ground
these presenters are terrible at explaining things
ooooh so power eggs are now a special charger now and the shards are the actual replacement of power eggs.
Some of us really paid $20 to alphatest this game didn't we?
Why are they letting tourist play this game
That's it? Nogamis blueballing me
Cumming on that Frye amiibo
>>570008362side order had better music
>>570008119Your art still sucks and ywnbaw.
>>570008495order lost
>>570008362>it’s side orderstupid
>>570008518stop giving him attention
>no switch2 raiders bundle in americagay
>>570008495side what? what order?
maybe it's just because it's the first region but the colors of this game feel strangely dreary despite being a tropical setting
Based Bill Trinen
> No details on amiibo function
>>570008651I think the further you go into the archipelago the more murky and dark it gets. At least that’s what the screenshots seem to imply.
>>570008495it didn't have better anything
>>570008752>gray hairBill's getting old....
>>570008518I get more pussy each weekend than you've gotten in your lifetime, nerd
Just 21 days until the Raiders Direct!
>>570008894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl5v-o9vlOg
i'm excited for the comicmore deep cut content is a net positive
Will we finally learn more about Deep Cuts weird clan pasts? That was explained in Return of the Mammalians and never mentioned once again.
Mechabeeb
i am fucking praying for co-op matchmaking
what, no smash?
im never unequipping the splatchet
>>570009386FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY INKIT DISGUSTED MEI CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF SCRAP
>>570009386Beeb well tanned tummySex
STRchads ww@
I’m excited for the direct, but I feel like we know Basically everything now, besides maybe the dungeons. But the Mario Kart World direct was pretty much just a retard of info, so this could be too
The final boss, of course, is Marie. Marie will ask Deep Cut to pay up as per the contract after taking the ultimate treasure from Lil Judd and this all-or-nothing battle will take place. Inner Agent 3 x100.
>>570009386sexo swaying
>>570009892>we know Basically everything now,We know nothing. We know nothing about coop. We know 1% of the story. We know nothing about the dungeons. We know nothing about the locations beyond the first 3 or 4 islands. We know nothing about the final goal of the game.
nintendo eshop summer sale when
>>570005921>salty tongue splashtagkino
Oh yeah also BIG Big Run
>>570010135What you’re describing with “the islands” and “the story” are just the typical shit you don’t know about a game before playing. We know the mechanics and the structure of the game. There’s likely nothing transformative they have left to show.
>>570010597we're gonna fucking die
ninjala 2 is mogging us
Spoiler just in case people want to limit their Raiders knowledge.
>>570011023good beeb
This is such pretty art.
>>570011972>aislop
>>570011972>Frye with the Positron GeneratorPikmin 1 remake confirmed???
>>570010597OH SHIIIIIII
>>570012026the yeb and weyyo are both reveals for raiders outfits that you can obtain I assume
>>570012125How far in the future does pikmin happen?
>finish a round of SR>game gets stuck in a black screen>communication error has occurred
D-d-d-d-doombros, our response?
>>570012889lie and pretend the game is bad as always
>>570012323Pikmin 4 retconned the timeline but before that, the world was irradiated and the atmosphere was overwhelmingly littered with space junk. Based on the biology of the creatures though, I would probably say it takes place long after Splatoon.
>>570010597I hope I have time to playI do have a bad feeling however>All BR maps>Golden rotation I'm going to end up in a room of timmes and we get one Grizz brella and 3 Grizz blasters>Wave 1 wipe here we go
Alright, where's the comic.
>>570010653>We know the mechanics and the structure of the gameSure but we knew those things before today's direct. They didn't showcase anything new except surfing.
>>570010896It looks really cool, until they showed it running like total shit. I was a bit more excited for Raiders when it seemed like it wasn’t level based
what's the over-under on co op mode just being one person controlling the idol
>>570013521starts june 23rdthere will be one every day leading up to Raiders' release.
it seems like there's a timed arena mode where you have to get a certain number of power eggsnot quite as engaging as collecting golden eggs but Ill take it I guess
>>570013678Eh, im a mixture of relieved and disapointed that it isnt an open world survival crafting game. Like on one hand i hate the genre. But on the other hand, i would have loved to see nintendo take on the genre. And there are certain ideas about base building and crafting that sound really cool in my head with splatoon gimmicks.
>difficulty settingsLMAODROPPED
>>570018470what does this mean
>>570018470why?
>>570018470Just play on harder difficulty you dingdong, I certainly will.
I think no one will argue against the idea people who paid for side order should get raider for free if it's just side order but better.
>>570018761it clearly isn't anything like side order
>>570018470bizarre post
>>570007696>>570007740thank god
post yfw someone hosts a raiders lobby and they're playing on tourist
>>570019473Thank the lord Nogami has created a timmy identifier. Now we know who will throw matches.
If you play on anything other than the hardest difficulty you're a shitter
Sorry, I'll be playing on the lowest difficulty so I can focus more on looking at Shiver and Frye being cute than the combat
>>570019473
>>570019684Normal is the intended difficulty with proper balance.
Thank god the Direct was so awful I don't need a Switch 2.
>>570018529>>570018613>>570018724>HURR WHATS WRONG WITH MAKING THE GAME EASIERIt destroys the integrity of the game. I can tolerate having women in my game or removing the boy and girl labels but difficulty sliders are the last straw.
>>570020015yeah whatever fag see you in july
I missed the direct due to being at work. What did I miss?
>>570020015ohhhhh you're retardedmy mistake, carry on
>>570020098Have you tried.......watching it
>>570020013im buying a switch 2 for raiders and im pretty sure the only other games im getting are duskbloods and onimusha
>>570020015Are you an idiot?
Name? FC? Difficulty?
SHE'S NOT FLAT
>>570020065>>570020152>>570020309>no arguments
>>570018085Yeah, it was just a more unique structure that I was curious to see how they’d tackle. But it’s effectively the same gameplay loop here, minus a potential risk/reward for trying to do more in one go and extract. This is probably the better way to go, since you’ll actually have more opportunities to customize and vary your build, and more explicit reason to for bespoke levels with unique challenges. So still very happy, but a little whelmed by the more conventional form
>>570020438good lord the drape effect
>>570020443no use arguing with someone who won't listen
>>570020015in what universe is a difficulty slider a bad thingmind you, you're talking about splatoonthe series where octo expansion allowed you to skip literally every single challenge other than the tutorial and still get EVERY reward other than the golden pick
>>570020015Come on anon at least a little effort into your troll post. Unless low hanging fruit replies are all you crave.
Marie looking at your CV (you have tourist mode on) and giving you a disgusted glance, peeking above the paper a little.
>>570020232I'm still at work <:3c
>>570021854hi Judd
>>570021854Watch it while on company time. That's what I did you little squit
>>570020098>>5700218543rd kits and Raiders.
These weapon designs are amazing.
>>570020015this post but without the seething undercurrent of conservatism
>>570022081Would your manager be okay with that?
>>570022190I still don't get style. Is it full-body suits or individual bits. I suppose amiibos give you additions to your style based on the amiibo logo.
>>570022352hide it from your manager? don't watch on company internet?
>>570022367it's likely just fixed outfits and amiibos each have an outfit you can't get from regular play
>>570022190>there are in fact two different blasterstook me way too long to realise weapon variants aren't visually identicalinteresting that we can have weapon dupes in the first place...
>>570022190
>>570022190I dont like there being weapon dupes, that seems annoying
>>570023039You cheated that's a W not an M.
difficulty controls are okay when default difficulty is already a hard but balanced challenge that can and will filter out casual trash, and any further difficutly increases turn the game into a weird and unusual torture devicerepeat after meno concessions for shitters
>>570023405please don't tell the meme police.
>>570023461splatoon is probably the last series you should be being elitist about difficulty in
she didnt even mention harder difficulties only an easier one
>>570022190>>570023039
>>570024395>>570023461Wait for the direct.
>>570024395It was probably nerves that made her gloss over some info.
>>570022190>relic power tied to a weaponI guess they are affixed to those instead of equipped to yourself. I wonder if there is “scrubbing” like with gear and subs in the main games. Could be a big source of replayablitiy/grinding to craft your perfect weapon, but hopefully done in a fun and not too repetitive/annoying way
im an adult who doesnt need their e peen sucked so ill play on normal (the intended most fun difficulty)
>fire emblem is eighty fucking dollarsglad we dodged that bullet.
>>570025821I'd buy 4 even if it's $100.
>>570025772I long for Splatoon difficulty where increasing it unlocks new moves for enemies. They should've done it when you got to higher EVPs.
>>570025979>chum get tongs at EVP400+
What would a "hard" mode even domore health? more damage? more enemies in general?
>>570025821raiders being $50 is just going to be the excuse for its content to be on par with side order/octo expansion
>>570025821Mainline FEs aren't for me. I've played enough to know I don't really like it them. Maybe there's a different srpg series out there that I could like.
>>570026365based retard
>>570026284probably just put it roughly on par with side order zero hacks
>>570026479explain
>>570026752well for one, the game is getting an entire direct's worth of information in just a couple weeks, smaller releases don't typically get something like that
I'll play hard because that will be just a normal mode to most people.
>>>/wsg/6168997
>>570025979You know what would be really funny. >flyfish spawn on hard.
chum chum chum saltongue
>>570028532Kill them with fire.
>>570025979It’s possible that will be the case here, since we see the encrusted salt tongue variant with a killer wail. Increased difficulty could increase the amount of encrusted salmon that spawn
>JP direct had Touhouhuh
>>570028532Why do troons draw faces like that?
>>570029513it's a guy
>Salty Tongue isn't called Salty Dogit's like they're not even trying
>>570029513because they have better reference looking at real people while you have better reference staring at a screen all day
>>570029609what's a dog?
>>570025821to be fair, JRPGS are always expensive in japan so theyre just bringing that pricing into the west
>>570029609I love this fish I want to grill and eat it.
>>570029975The Japanese crave the big booty cephs
>>570029609dogs are extinct, there is only neko
>>570029148Maybe now I'll finally play 2hu.
>>570029609it seems like this boss has no instant defeat gimmick and only exists to be a wall of meat
>>570029745a ship captain
goblin philosopher
>>570030501the lack of her big pants makes her default strange squatting stance a lot more apparentI wonder if she does it to make shiver feel less bad about how short she is
who's ready for the raiders concept art to drop in 8 months and have a ton of cool shit we didn't get
>t. guy who doesn't understand how game development works
>>570029609This is like a fat balding breeding oji-san but a fish.
>>570020438So squishy
someone noticed that the game does have sunken scrolls
>>570030501>left knee braceGood thing they ain’t got no bones.
>>570033098Fuck yeah, I guess.
>>570033087ok
>>570033098I hope they tell us what the other idols are up to
>>570033546Opening
2/4
>>570033596Marie is sleeping on the couch.Callie is doing squats.Pearl is beating people up.Marina is getting beaten up (by Pearl)
Raiders demo doko?
>>570034095if there is one it'll be announced during the direct.i wouldn't get my hopes up.
>>570029148I see Zun hasn't improved his dogshit character design abilities at all
>hit or miss i guess they never miss huh
predict the name of the tribal salmonid band
>>570034763ω-4
>>570029609I thought we hated it when Treehouse doesn't do exact translations of the Japanese version. Silly puns are BAD unless they're obscure Japanese puns that don't translate at all.
>>570034989
>>570034763it would be funny if the salmonid we know have their extremely long family titles whereas the primitive ones are just named shit like "Oog" and "Ug"
guys my woomy locked herself in her room for 2 weeks and then came out looking like this, what do I do?
>>570022190>4 blasters>3 chargers>2 shooters>2 rollers>1 bucketreally weird spreadhopefully this isn't all the weapons
>>570036323Live a happy life with her.
>>570034397It's called "SOVL", you wouldn't get it.
>>570036828obviously it isn't, there was a mini splatling and brush in the first trailer.
GGs a
ggs pani
is it me or is this font different, looks like the letter spacing is more condensed somehow
>>570035338I AM WOOMBA THE MIGHTY
>>570037758this...looks fun
>>570038167The thumbnail looked like her eye was bleeding
>>570038167my beautiful FLAT AS A BOARD wife
they didn't add league yet tho
>>570037363When you are so starved for topics you start analyzing kerning its probably time to take a break.
getting in the bot together with shiver and there's not really enough space haha
>>570038167
>>570038167someone's gonna draw her getting fucked in that thing.
>>570038704im sorry i have ui design autism ...
i'm so fucking happy they didn't make her flat i was genuinely dreading this direct so much
Callie, Marina and Frye bashing flatass Shiver off the barge with their large FAT bodily components.
>>570028181THE DEMONS HAVE RETURNEDRED ALERTTHE DEMONS HAVE RETURNED
>>570039015At the end of the day…..she’s still indian.
>>570040284
>>570040258They never left.
She's Splatlandian, actually.
>>570040258Looks like they dont have protective domes. If thats true they are probably going to be push overs.
>>570040258Lookslike the cockpit isn't protected though, so it'll probably be easy to kill
>>570040258They look different. Treehouse said there are no subs in this game so maybe its just tankier and you just splat the slom inside.
my fat wife
>>570040059Bedbreaking sex with veemlet.
>>570041083You’ll break more than the bed.
>>570041009Giving her ass a pat pat and saying food fests have taken their toll.Getting my nose broken by the fat goblina.
I saw someone in the American plaza post about how her bf has cancer. :(
Why do you like your favorite Splatoon song?
>>570041937Because it reminds me of kpop
>>570041937The tableturf main theme, because i just can't help but picture a goofy animation that doesn't exist timed to the beat.
>>570041937because The Firstborn Child of Alkyne, the Hidden Blade of Yakiharas plays a mean cello solo
>>570041937tentacular circus
>>570041937Wet Floor is the most goated and soulful band to ever grace the Splatlands
>>570041937I like the ornamentation that was removed before it released.
>>570042994you have no taste
>>570040342im glad e3 lives on
>>570043219i'm not saying it's for lack of competition
>>570038769>Alright I"m putting this thing in reverse watch outTHUD>Damnit Big Man I said watch out
>>570040258Big shots AND Flyfish plus a new flight type.....
>>570041937I've been conditioned by OE to like Eeb and Flow. Match music you mean? Iunno, Ska-blam, I just like it. Don't think much about this game's music.
>Shiver’s team is speedSnorting coke with my based waifu
>>570041937I have a little rowdy chiweenie dog and whenever Pearl raps I imagine it’s her doing it.
>>570040805throw big man at the flyfish
>>570041336she's on team strength after all
>>570047873I miss connor.
>>570041937Meadowlark is silly like woomy
>>570038803Why wait?gimme the details
>>570050247draw her getting crushed to death
>>570041937i like stupid music
>>570050571
This looks ugly.
Why wouldn't Shiver be Power?
>>570052758>big man doesn't even get his own colorand no the black isn't big man.
>>570052964frye is literally the tomboy athletic unga bunga shonen loving meathead, she fits strength the most out of anyone in the group.>but the zelda-was about something else entirely, frye explicitly said she already had courage and power so she wanted wisdom.pay more attention.
>>570052758it's pretty meme of them to try and sell this as a splatoon thing somehowi mean i might pick them up since i needed extra joycons anyway but cmon now
>>570052968They could make both of the interior colors of the Switch 2 red but no they're eternally red and blue
>>570053347they did the same for splatoon 2 with the neon green and pink
>>570052964Pencil thin body isn’t strong.
>>570054061>>570054321Cool
>>570054629Yeah but at least when they did that for S2 the console bundle actually came with the new Joy-Con colors lol
>>570056581I remember this released a month after 2 released instead of on the same day.
>>570056581The issue with joy con 2s is that due to the system itself having the joy con colors on the docks, it looks wrong whenever you take any alt color joycons out.
>>570056581>almost 10 years agoJesus Christ where does the time go
>>570052968Well, at least Big Meme schizo will be happy the nasty male idol got cucked.
>>570052968big man is the procon2
>they still haven't revealed mouse aim for raidersit's not happening, is it?
>>570059942good..
>>570056797True Splatoon freaks already had a Switch before the game released anyway
>>570059942Why WOULD it? The entire series is designed and balanced around motion aim.
>raiders bundle isn't raiders themed.FUCK
>>570061451
I'M JAPANESESON OF A BITCH AMERICANAMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTINGDO YOU WANT A HAT?DO YOU WANT A KEYCHAIN CHARM?TOO BAD! HERE NOTHING! FUCK U!UR A KID NOW 2015MOTHER FUCKING U.S.AI AM 任天堂 MAN30,950,000 COPIES SOLD
>>570062321>AI
>>570062321most of these are lame idk
>>570062321The hat is cool. I’m very confused by some keychains in 11 and 12
>>570062321This is the weirdest slop.
anyone wanna play some open?
>>570063061Open a room my good inkbud, for I am already there
open 2/4
>>570042390trueit's sound gibberish like kpop
>>570062321This is odd some of these images are slop some aren't WTF is wrong with the japs?
>>570063061I'll play until the hour
>>570063421Knock.
>>570063601>>570063624Opening
>fullWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>570063487I think someone saved original images from the websites and told AI to put them together in a chart and it hallucinated some fucky results in the process. Eg. this is the actual bonus for 8.
>>570063958rip
>new raiders trailer 10 hours ago>same thread from yesterdayWOOOOOOOOOOW
>>570064240That would explain it as I know these things are real. But someone was to fucking lazy to spend 2 mins to make the chart. They bring great shame to there entire family for this act of dishonorable laziness. >AI made Image 12 into a Rayman woomyHeh
>>570064703They didn't show shit
>>570064791>Rayman woomykekit gets funnier the longer you look at it
>>570052968bigman is the screen between them
haha i bet the mech doesnt have any ac haha
Nice.
They are so upset
I love you guys so much. Adrenaline spiked
Guys I'm at the shore
I can see why people like painbrush, I think I need to get off it before it consumes me>>570066136NO LITTLE WOOMY DON'T FOLLOW THE WEIRD WOOMY
>>570066663As you play against better people it becomes less useful
>>570064703Fuck that direct. No MKW update but a free and paid update for Shitopia was a slap in the face.
>>570066136Can you get me some nachos with extra jalapeños pls
Killer Wail Salmonid
>>570004740Can't use the new joycon without a new system to go with it because the inner rails would still be blue and orange instead of the new joycon colors.
Kraken team huh
>>570068282This is what bothers me about these alt joycon colors. They'll always fucking have this issue.
>>570068552does anyone else really get an urge to lick the salt that's on the enemies and random stuff in this game
>>570068763Mammalian behaviour
>>570068253It’s an encrusted Salty Tongue. Seems like all salmon will have a harder version with addition attacks, like that one or the tri beam stinger
go pick up your icons
GGs open.
GGs p and fopen 2/4 again if anyone else wants to play
GGs p and f, thanks for the matches!
>>570068940Why won’t they bring the Splatoon 2 ones back? They had a single run and never came back. I missed a week because something shitty in my life went down that I don’t even remember
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3balance patch tomorrow.
>>570069306FOMO manipulation tactic. If you keep coming back, they have you hooked. If you miss something you wanted, it'll stay in the back of your head.
Reduced size of blasters’ explosion collision detection with opponents.Reduced size of blasters’ explosion collision detection with opponents.Reduced size of blasters’ explosion collision detection with opponents.Reduced size of blasters’ explosion collision detection with opponents.Reduced size of blasters’ explosion collision detection with opponents.
>>570069402weak stream for zappers
>>570069402To the person who kept asking for a crab nerf, here you go.
>>570069402>Changed the systems for team division to reduce the likelihood of weapons with similar preferred ranges being concentrated on the same team.
>>570069402Can I still faceroll through ranked with custom blaster. Yes I’m a shitter
>>570069402>undercover buffhooray! Did nzap need a buff? Genuine question.
>>570069402still not using Nozzlenoses
>>570069402heavy splatling bros it was good while it lasted (I did not play the game significantly at all while it was good)
>>570070314It's still buffed compared to 10.0, it's no longer zones cheese incarnate anymore.
>the big revert patchlmao ngmi finally realised he cornered himselfheavy's back to not being an uncontestable paint hose at least
>>570069402Splattercolor ScreenIncreased the device’s range to enable it to be set up farther away than before.That one is unexpected I didn't think people used it enough to even matter anymore.
>>570069402i told you clash blaster was too op
>>570069402>patch that fixes most of the bad stuff from 11.0good patch
>Regarding the process where a player disconnecting immediately after the start of a battle triggers a no-contest result, shortened the period considered to be “immediately after the start of a battle” for Splat Zones, Tower Control, Rainmaker, and Clam Blitz modes.Now we can't squid party as long when timmy on McDonalds wifi dc's before the match even starts
>>570069402>booyah buffed againI hope they keep doing this in every single patch until the series is just 4 booyahs on each team booyahing back and forth forever
>>570070004>x battle exclusive changei sleep
>>570069402and there's the spamculation.
>Reduced the amount of ink consumed by approximately 8%.Not even slightly what Undercover needed, but fine, I'll play your stupid Splatfest just for the novelty of being thrown any sort of bone at all that isn't a bugfix.
>>570071775What would you do to buff undercover? I agree that ink consumption isn’t enough, but it'll be nice to be able to keep shooting (and shielding) longer when chaining k/a’s
>>570069402Luna Neo back to suffering
>>570073342good woomies and veem
>>570073453that veem's a bloody tako
i wish to yank the. Big Zipper
>>570073342Marina + two woomiesThis is a very good set of post I hope you were able to fresh all 3 of them back in town
GGs band openers, again
GGs S! Good to end on a win. Also GGs to the other openers.
>>570072449I've given it a lot of thought, better kit is out the window, more damaging pellets or a tighter spread are obvious answers but I think my favorite concept is just making the shield bump do a clean 70 damage.Think about it! They constantly describe this thing as an ambush weapon, but it's objectively the worst weapon in the game at that role because it takes anywhere from 3 to 8 slow volleys to kill. Hitting someone with a shield bump will basically only ever happen if you get the drop on them or they're just not respecting your space, which they really don't need to most of the time. This means, with this buff, under those specific circumstances, you have access to a very fast two shot (if you land your pump) giving you a reason to play angles and get aggressive while forcing the opponent to respect that. At the same time, your direct combat dynamic doesn't really change, you're weak and slow and lose to almost everything in a fair fight.I think it's an interesting and unexplored direction to take the gun.
>>570075678Shield bump is a neat idea.What about 70 contact damage and a shield charge attack that you can charge up like dental wiper's step slash that lets you get in easier?
>>570076052I'd love that, but I think expecting any sort of major new mechanic at this stage of the game is a bit pie in the sky, especially for such an unpopular weapon.On the other hand, we did just get Flow Aura and HP bars and all that nonsense so who can predict Nogami?
??
impatient faggot.
Can't believe the best announcement of the day came out hours after the Direct.
>>570077474What game?
>>570077917Splatoon 3.
>>570077917splatoon 3 version 11.2.0
New>>570078045>>570078045>>570078045
