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>>569935378
>>569935470>Kris>Yaoinot very woke of you....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSMsSW8qw2Y
>>569935181Such a decision would technically be a parallel to Susie's initial complaints that she eats and eats in this world but nothing seems filling but to what end given the new context of food in Chapter 3
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
what kinds of hats would Friend wear haha
TIME TO MONKEY
I'm excited for chapter 5, but is the hour long cutscene of Tenna groaning and farting from the newsletter Toby just sent out really going to be in the game..? It seems a bit much.
They never did explain what their problem with doomer was despite talking about him the entire thread.
>>569935631VEN VILL FRIEND VEAR HATS
>>569935592I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
>>569935631Can we stop talking about this already?
>>569935631Friend would wear a Bavarian hat
>>569935315Isnt it interesting how Sword Route has Kris killing everyone in town except Carol. Maybe they all deserve whats coming.
>>569935665>5-minute first-person cutscene of Tenna at the urinal
I like how earlier people were posting their cats but now we are talking about Friend in a hat
>>569935631the Friend Fez
>>569935591Exactly and the inferno of jealousy is actually Susie wanting to be half the fat fuck that Catty is
Tenna groaning and farting due to side effects of the ozempic that will reduce his bodyfat by 40% in 3 months
>>569935631
>>569935591Catty is satisfied by superficial stories in and of themselves and, while she is capable of noticing author's intent or bias quite competently, chooses to ignore it—a representation of one of the more annoying and unproductive variants of the "because it's a movie" rebuttalSusie cannot be satisfied by the Cake whereas Catty>hmm, tastes a bit, like...>airy?>ahh, whatevs!...indulges.
IMAGE_GIRLFRIEND who wears a cute little bow on her head instead of a hat.
lobotomizing tenna...
>>569935885she looks like she’s going on a heart throbbing adventure
For me?It's Friend ushashankas.
>>569935927>"I eat and never get fat, cool"
Link but Blue
I never get fat, because it all goes to my brain (i'm smart)
>>569934685https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGcd744M2Vo
Rudinn but Blue
>>569935928pizzarina...
Friend but in a Hat
>>569935452mike trio tag team pluey fighting game ideas
Will Toby follow through?
shadowguy sex
>>569936469maid dresses arent even sexy im sick of this PROPAGANDA
>>569936451What are the colour reskins tho
>>569935870The jab braps...
>>569936451why is pluey so strong…
>>569936451TOBY STOP POSTING AND GET BACK TO WORK
>>569936526AGREED
>>569936469"For the last time, rabbit, I'm not gay."
This image mindbroke /utg/
>>569936526plueypippin…
>>569936564whats that sonny? eh? you want fangamer approved tenna fridge magnets? well alrighty then>>569936469I need to make a sprite of maid-pants
>>569936451It's a heckin 67 attack and everyone is gonna say 67 when it is on screen everytime
>>569936542It's not about the sexiness. It's the servitude. The best maid outfits are the realistic traditional ones.
>>569936638I prefer small-chested and modest femoids.
love my boyfave
>To be honest, I like all women, big backs, mmmh, mmmh, mmmh, the best!> You like fat girls?>Guhhh-gyeahheh-hah, I love fat girls, man!> What do you love about them?>Sometimes I like their big bellies jiggling!
>>569936638honestly the nondescript girl is hotter
>>569936638The ralsei one is a boner invoker
if the chapter is shadow-dropped during my 6-8 shift tomorrow i'm killing myself
If a small fave landed into my cage I would drag it into my den immediately they would have had to shoot me. like the gorilla.
>>569936638Sad but true
>>569936779kek I understood that reference
My boss took tomorrow offIt's a sign from God (Toby Fox) that it WILL come out tomorrow and all of my theories are correct
flat chested femanon and pregnant femanon kissing
>>569936880*doing 6-7 hand motions* 6-8! 6-8!
>>569936638Flat is justice
>>569937047this
>>569936871Yeah it's actually my favorite of the two but the other one is funnier now that people reacted to it way after it was originally posted.
>>569937047I'm listening...
>>569937047Flat chested femanon and pregnant femanon kissing me. (they are the same femanon).
>persona 6>6>greengaster you son of a bitch you've done it again
>>569937097>Flat is justice
>>569937202fujoanon…
I think every girl would look better with 50kg boobs so I don't see the issue
mr sunshine!
went out and got materials for sculpting and started on my precious creation today. pray for me that it doesn't turn out like shit
>>569937260Not even close.
>>569936779This sounds like a younger version of Gerson boom speaking with someone
>>569937278This pic bugs me and my thoughts on it make me feel like a jerk
>>569937202no im one of them ones another anon
>>569937167he should draw this girl more
>>569937047pregnant femanon kissing her utg husband
who is the father
>>569937518*her utg wife
Susie is Yangus but Purple
>>569937457I will make the flatchested femanon in to the flatchested-pregnant femanon.
UNDERTALE IS ON SALE5 SHADOWDROP TOMORROW CONFIRMED
>>569937412explain>>569937556/utg/ maury
>>569936542There is nothing sexier than this for an adult to wear
>>569937596Ok now I'm convinced Chapter 5 announcement tomorrow
Thin faves
I hate fat tits, get them out of my FACE!
>>569937805*snaps thin fave in half*
>>569937775don’t know why but girls in dresses and regular shoes is really cute
Fave naizuri
>>569936728>>569937775It's gross and creepy to fetishize a job normal people had that wasn't even meant to be sexual
it's happening
>>569937775I was going to comment on the shoes being the main appeal. I wear panda dunks because they make me feel like your picrel ngl
>>569937929Sex is normal and normal people are sexy.
>>569937929I hope this is a bait post
>>569937940The little sperms are going in the wrong direction turn around quickly little sperms!!
>>569937929ita gross and WHAT
If Sans came to the Undertale timeline from the Deltarune timeline, then how can he be related to Gaster?
>>569936279oooh it's raining where i am right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BGz6zy_kF0
>>569938082The sperms aren't going the wrong way...... THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US!
>>569937991Lusting over people doing a non sexual job isn't normal and sexy
>>569938185you cant stop me from wanting mailman jaxs packageyou cant
Deltarune Bullet Heaven spinoff
>>569938158WTF
It's bait right? There wouldn't actually be someone moralfagging over maid outfits on 4chan of all places right?
wow kris that bullet nearly sent us to hell
>>569936740Sad but true
>>569937929The job isnt gonna walk up to people and complain, chill out anon
>>569937929It's not about sex appealIt's about power
>>569938365We had someone moralfagging over drawing obese spamton today
Kissing Noelle's little yule log
one thing I hope chapter 5 puts to rest is the meme reference dialogue. it won't though
It's about driveIt's about powerWe stay hungryWe devour
>>569937940Holy fuck
>>569938491>scatfag
>>569938437>they were fighting a krisvesselfag the entire last thread
>>569938365apparently painters posts pushed someone to the edge earlier so
>>569937940Despite UNDERTALE currently being on discount, it is NOT part of the Steam Bulletfest sale. This means UNDERTALE is on discount for some other unrelated reason.
Men in a well fitted suit are sexy. Especially after they take the jacket off. And roll up their sleeves... and unbutton their shirt and loosen their tie just slightly.... And you can see the little bit of hair on the lower part of their belly that leads downwards... beckoning you to follow it.... mmmmmmm
>>569938365I hope she keeps doing it because the idea of dicking down a prudish woman until she indulges in my sexual desires is like crack to me. She'll keep posting about how jobs pay you money so they aren't sexy and then I'll stick my tongue down her throat and she'll feel deep shame in her heart as she agrees to dress up like a sexy french maid for me. For, perhaps more fittingly, for my cock. Posted Sans the Skeleton.
>>569938605the suit did not consent to be EYEFUCKED by you, anon
>>569938437Why is /utg/ so gay?
>>569938605Misogynistic post
>>569938625this is fucked up sans wouldn’t say it maybe mettaton though
I LOVE FAVE, ANON. I LOVE FAAAAAAAAVE!
>>569938703there's nothing gayer than a woman, anonwhy do you think they swarm to this thread like mosquitos
>>569938754it's Deltarune Sans he's not as kind
>>569938754it's actually sans deltarune talking about toriel, still canon accurate
>>569938602VERYINTERESTING
>>569938602Ch5 release date just dropped
>>569938702You know you want to show off your sexy moid body.
>>569937929>maids>not meant to be sexuallol
>>569938841>womanA "woman", undertale fan, who also happens to be in /utg/?
If the Vessel was given an actual character, what personality would you bestow upon it?
>>569938602> for some other unrelated reasonsay that again
I'm terrified of going to the meet up if I'm going to be x ray visioned by you diddy bluds
>>569938991yeah we have a couple
>>569938991Holy newfag
>>569939020autism
Going to the /utg/ meet up with my butchering tools, ski mask and a barbecue
>>569938991This general is a matriarchy.
>>569938935I'm not buying a 500 dollar tailored suit to do it, however.
>>569939026DELTARUNE Chapters 3 And 4 1 year Anniversary So We Put UNDERTALE On sale For Some Reason
Everyone should just hang out with me at the meet-up and i'll be like the thread daddy(non-sexual), looking out for you all and being supportive.
>>569939020that depends, is it confined to a human shape only, or can i make it a monster?
>>569939156I'll buy it for you.
>>569935378Hooman!
>>569937684I just don't think that rush job of a monster deserves fan art. It's nice someone brought it to life but it just reminds me that section was shown for 10 seconds and how sloppy and careless it felt, compared to the care this artist put into this for a game they like. Toby could draw scribbles and people would draw the finest interpretation of the scribbles and that feels like a creator manipulating their audience's good will and it rubs me the wrong way.
>>569939020Sadism
>>569939273What's the catch?
>>569935631Fez
>>569936469No please no
>>569939214how old are you
>>569939330Nothing you wouldn't enjoy.
>>569939305were you one of the guys that tricked yourself into thinking undertale was getting dlc
>>569937775True.
>>569937558>rough upbringing>feared and hated because of his appearance>gruff but really a softie deep down>turns life around because protag saves him being the first act of kindness received in his life>becomes very close to a green old man>uses an axe>in a surprising twist mid game learns healing magicToby...
>>569939214I've heard really awful things about people who call themselves fandom momsNever been to Tumblr but I am inherently suspicious of anybody with a powerful personality
>>569939480No
>>569939542Yangus is way better
>>569937558secret yangusfag lore wow this goes deep
>>569939569mommy and daddy issues anon…
Why didnt Asgore become a sexy fireman instead
>>569939214That's creepy no thank you
>>569939431How do you expect me to pay you back?
>>569939480That weird time period of post-anniversary stream cynicism was so bizarre
I'll be the thread's big belly wielder for the meetup. If you don't have a belly to rub, you can rub mine. I'll be there for you.
>>569939760Not with money.
>>569938754mettaton only wants to humiliate burgerpants
Being attracted to someone's penis is pretty weird and creepy isn't itI mean, normal people who aren't doing anything sexual still use their penis to pee all the timeFeels weird to fetishize something people don't always sexualize
>>569939762some people were already dead set on not being satisfied with anything during the streams themselves, but I guess that's just been part of internet culture for a while
>>569939858With services?
>>569939762thank god they didn't cave and release the build for it to be datamined and forgotten
My handsome, very dedicated househusband
>>569939172no no, you said undertale is currently on discount for some unrelated reason, unalerted. If it wasn't part of the steam sale the price should have been stayed unaltered. Maybe it has something to do with...
Ooof i just came back from the timeline where ch5 was delayed until summer of 2027It did NOT look good, ill just say that
Why there no art of faves dressed up like sexy butlers?
do you think toby has fantasized about tenna
Should the utg meetup have gloryholes with each hole only reading “Anonymous” so you can have sex with your utg friends without needing to socially interact in public
if dess is important then why didn't they mention her in undertale huh?
>>569939305>feels like a creator manipulating their audience's good willvery similar to the rhetoric during the translation debacle and just as retarded
>>569939994the mass suicide did not do toby's pr any favors
>>569939950You could call it that.
>>569939305https://youtu.be/t6cz3VDG2SQTheres a full fangame of the doghole dungeon being made
>>569939998I got u
>>569940018yeah i can read his mind i can confirm
>>569939303Hahaha...imagine Chara deciding to reward her dutiful partner, gifting you chocolate mouth-to-mouth and headpats as your brain is too blank to do anything as her tongue paints your mouth with the melting chocolate.
hey /utg/ pull my finger
>>569939998I HAVE JUST.THE THING.YOU NEED.
>>569939994The one where it was delayed into the end of 2028 was worse.
>>569937940Any game recs?
>>569939998There is, though!
>>569940068I dont want an /utg/ stranger to potentially bite my dingaling offi wanna be the one who sucks
>>569940330Well that one...*remembers her*...I'm a bit fond of that one...
are there any underfell takes where papyrus and sans are mostly the same as undertale?
Do you think people would be mad if Toby came out as straight?
>>569940228It took me a minute to realize that Alphys wasnt cheating with Vessel and that is just grey Mettaton.
>>569940068have 1 section be gloryholes and have the other be a open confessional type booth
>>569940470Then just go to the area behind the gloryhole, doesn't sound too hard to do
>>569940491Deltatraveler papyrus, but definitely not sans
holy shit the entire season of the Undertale spinoff show leaked
Yet there's no art of fave in a micro bikini, it doesn't exist
>>569939303isnt this artist a chick?
The official Deltarune penis size chart just leaked. Click here to read more.
jorked for the third time today
>>569940802Okay, tell me what susie, noelle, toriel, the knight, and undyne's sizes are
>>569940841save some for tomorrow
I'm not going to the utg meetup because you people are really weird and only ever think about fucking each other and sex and it would be really awkward and gross to watch everyone around me openly having sex
>>569940841Why didn't you just have sex with your favefriend. You do have a favefriend, don't you?
>>569935452jongler fighting game. theres not alot you could do with him he's pretty boring. maybe a tumbleweed attack
>>569940802...and Dess tops it
>>569940491>>569940613Underfell but Sans is just LARPing as an evil guy for funsies. In reality he just doesn't care about much, like OG Sans.
>>56993942921
reposting battat doodles because posted it near bump limit
>>569941053Proof?
>>569940790Well, actually...
>>569941070you stoopid
>>569940885Undyne>Knight>Toriel>Susie>Noelle
>>569940942Anon nearly everyone horny posting about fucking are probably virgins with no game and any attempts at being sexual at the meetup would turn out like pic rel.
>>569938991Dude, the undertale fandom is 50-60% non-trans women. After chapter 3-4, I've noticed that there's way more transmasc than transfem people in the fandom as well, it's just that transfem are focused on because reasons.Hell, after 3-4, I kind of looked at fandom and the only community in general, and... there's a lot more women involved than people think or even realize.I think this is because the internet has become less "guy's club" in some ways and people aren't hounded for proof they're "actually" female, but at the same time I kind of doubt the "guy's club" thing actually existed. I get the feeling that a lot of people never stated their gender/sex because who gives a shit. A lot of people just default to "male" for "unknown", so the assumption is that everyone is male until stated otherwise.
The official Anon's address just leaked it's 900 Red River St, Austin, Texas, 78701
>>569939882napstablook in a maid outfit is very cute
>>569936469do you think the mascot suit is roomy enough that Bunny can pull Pants inside for a quickie without the boss noticing
>>569941261Lmfao
>>569941261>picHoly hell I remember watching this and feeling like my nervous system would crawl out of my body from how cringe it was kek
What should the meetup host wear?
>>569941314read a hentai like this once
>>569941482Socks.
>>569940317*pulls*
>>569941482a micro bikini and sans hoodie
>>569941482spamton socks
>>569941482if we ever do have a meetup that i go to i'm dressing like sans
Dess immediately clicked with Bratty's family, not because she nor they were in any way likable but because she was perhaps the only person in town as untrusting and overthinking as they were>So you haven't added trail cameras?!> What?! Trail Cameras?!> *What trail?! Have you been digging in our yard?>No, but the feds might.>Skinwalkers. The spare fox, if they're desperate!> Didn't you know a fox?> *I did, I did! And he couldn't seem to know enough?!> *"Is it your birthday today?" What next, my KIDS?!>Ah. These days, they don't even need to ask.>There are websites that will identify you by the color of your license plate.> I KNEW we didn't need a car!> *Yes, yes, clever lady you are.> Was that sass?!> *What isn't to you?!> #...> #...Do you, like, HAVE to encourage them?>Better a party of four than a grave for one.>>569941057OG Sans is still very much a sadist even in the best of circumstances, by his own admission—he just chooses to hide it out of convenience; this seems to be a natural progression of the just average asshole we meet in deltarune
>>569941167it came to me in a dream
>>569940313Pretty sure that image is a censored blowjob
>>569941294I don't live in a texan gay bar wtfthere are gay bars in texas?
>>569941181Tennaposters can't keep getting away with it
>>569941264>"no anon, we are totally women!"
>>569941181Yeah you have one image, you better post more to prove me wrong
>>569941482I expect to see Spamton A. Spamton and nothing less.
>>569941647wheres the uncensored version
I'm a Noelle fan, but my dream is to be a big beefy guy who can throw big rocks or the more realistic depictions of "bara buff", kind of like Asgore is sometimes depicted like. What does this make me?
>>569940796Yes
>>569941264Isnt this self evident? UnderRune today is basically like FFVII when it came out.
>>569941482Condoms
Fave's loincloth isn't covering anything at all...
>>569941842she sucks at drawing
it's a real shame that art of fave wearing a cute gothic lolita dress doesn't exist
>>569936451>>569940948>>569941132Anon, these are all super peak and sovlfulhope you make more of these if you want to
>>569941264>there's a lot more women involved than people think or even realize.Anon hasnt realized the correlation between the trans movement's increase and the amount of women online yet
>>569941838Stuck in her jp exclusive poipiku, probably.
East coasters wanna pick a state? Euros and latams will prob have to post about likely meetups for them to save travel costs but theyre welcome to come to oursSmash bros tourney winners from each region will battle in the final meetup for bragging rights and power to decide thread editions
>>569941840You're a guy that likes cute girls. So nothing weird or special really.
Its tomorrow its fucking tomorrow
What if Dess is an insufferable Dale Gribble type will we finally start hating her and Kris
>>569941796What smashed this for me was joining a community for a game, joining one of their voice chat nights, and I was one of two guys out of the 25+ people there.>>569941863There's a lot of people who de-facto run on "Women don't exist online at all" and I think it's because their brain flat out rejects the possibility of it. It's very strange.
muffet looks the cutest in a maid outfit and its not close
>>569941953
>>569942003not the south
Someone is getting pregnant at the UTG meetup.
I will find my hag wife at the /utg/ meet-up and none of you will stand in my way.
>>569941840youre a, say it with me, "DUMB DOE POSTER"
>>569942021>What if Dess was like one of the best King of the Hill characters
>>569941901I don't get it
>>569942101wrong fave...
Bratty's family are the schizo type that doesn't quite make sense in this setting where they'll claim they don't mind gay people in vacuum but if Bratty were to ever admit to fancying a woman they'd blame it on her drinking a canned coffee they didn't recognize once–Dess post their first schizo forum is the one exception
>>569942157Can you not be mean?
>>569942095Naturally
>>569942242That's a weird way of saying "CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!"
>>569942134No i vote south
Would you press a button that killed all /utg/ posters
>>569942367spider butt
>>569942252
>>569941264It's not that "suddenly" more wonen are on the internet. Lots of women were always using the internet, they just stayed contained in Livejournal, Tumblr and whatever Harry Potter forums were alive back then. Ever since Tumblr "died", they had no dedicated containment site so they flocked to all corners of the internet.
>>569942407south is too hot
>>569942087I'll give you the benefit of doubt and assume that none of those people were trans with voice training, what i'm gonna say instead is that, yes, there are SOME communities with women in 'em, thing is, the vast majority of fandoms are filled with men and it's essentially a safe assumption to believe that the one you're speaking to could be trans
>>569942315He wasn't being mean, he was just stating a fact. A dumb doeposter wanting to become a stereotypical meathead is just very funny.
>>569942487north is too cold
>>569941840A himbo
>>569942425No, but I would press a button that guaranteed one specific anon would stub his toe.
>>569942539>>569942583All I said is that I want to be really strong, not strong and stupid. Just because you're super muscular doesn't mean you're stupid. Hell, the genius bruiser is almost always the best character in any piece of media, and that's exactly what I want to be.
>>569940497These people would do the same thing that they always do, project and ignore whatever doesn't fit their headcanon.
>>569942485Tumblr didn't "die" moreso Tumblr had a specific moment in time where it surged in popularity and attracted a huge amount of normal people users who were interested in those things as part of their first exposure to internet culture. Then with the expansion of other platforms the normal people moved away
>>569942252That doesn't look like lolita also where the fuck is the menhera Tenna in goth lolita? There were dozens of art like that why is nobody posting it AAAAAARRRRGGG YOU DISAPPOINT ME FEMANONS
>>569942564its summer
>>569942771I used to post frequently on Tumblr. The porn ban absolutely damaged the site irreparably.
>>569942771Anon. Tumblr 'died' with the porn ban.
tumblr died when the porn blew up and then the insane people fused with twitter and then many years later elon bought twitter and advertised for the 4chan audience so now it’s a demonic tumblr-4chan lovechild
>>569940497Maybe he pulls a Celeste and comes out as NB after the game's finishedWouldn't be too surprising but wouldn't really change anything either
>>569942087What game, for curiosity's sake
>>569942820I am turning on my FUCKING COMPUTER JUST TO POST! CALM DOWN BITCH DAMN!!
>>569942919More of a tumblr-4chan rapebaby.
>>569942919I always knew 4chumblr would win the internet culture war, in the worst way possible too.
why do women even come to 4chan and create these little pocketsit's mostly garbage all day but I can eat most of it as a guyI have no clue what a woman gets out of being here
>>569942717>the genius bruiseryou'll be nothing more than your standard goon and you'll like it >inb4 uhh i dunno boss
>>569943102despite the fact that none of them will mate with you, women are not a different species.
>>569943102Less infighting than traditional female social groups, maybe? Almost everyone assumes everyone else is male, so
>>569943102flexing art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oocnnzjc8-c
>>569943102It's funny sometimes
>>569942945Pikmin. It happened again with Deltarune after chapters 3-4.
>>569942919The fact that most of the culture warriors jumped ship when the porn got wiped is always the funniest part to me
>>569943102I've been looking at cute anime/vidya boys (as well as posting about other topics) on this website for 20 years anon.
> #You teach my parents one more bomb recipe to keep in the attic, I'm sawing your antlers off.> You assume I haven't planned for that.> (thin metal fibers are coiled along December's antlers).> #Pfff...> #I get you have a, like, family aesthetic, but did you have to wear tinsel?> SHUT. UP.
>>569942820The artist said it was lolita when they posted it.
>>569942087I remember being in an average TF2 match and a guy that definitely gave me the vibes that he was familiar with 4chan based on lingo being very talkative in chat and confidently asserting that women don't use the internet because they lack the autism to exist in the ecosystem, and he sounded so proud after saying thatI was laughing the entire time
>>569943316Please be a sexy hag.
What if the meetup was just at some furcon(You don’t have to be a furry to go to one)
>>569943206I don't think black people traditionally hang out on white supremacist websites4chan is one of the least warm and accepting places for women on the netDefinitely the most popular of the woman hating sitesI don't like it but I can at least ignore it because I'm not the target
>>569939998Because maids won the meme war.
>>569942021>insufferableDale is based.
>>569943102There's very likely a lot of women on this site, it's just that no one ever thinks that because 1. why would you reveal yourself 2. who caresIt's not like there's anything stopping a woman from coming onto this website.
>>569943316Hag.
>>569943316>38 at minimumh-hot...
>>569943401Depends on your definition of black—swarthy and self-hating is the stereotype
oh my godhttps://x.com/tobyfox/status/2014875531888742666
>>569942087>it's because their brain flat out rejects the possibility of it.This whole "women this in spaces that" discourse stems a lot from nerdy men usually having poor bonds with other women so they must assume women, by default, cannot share their interests and experience a completely different view on human existance.It's ever present myths like "women only play healers in MMOs or Mobas to heal their boyfriend" or "women only like doll simulators like The Sims and Animal Crossing"
>>569943401see that's the thing, it isn't actually a white supremacist website. it's a japanese themed imageboard for hobbies.
God, I miss LJ roleplaying communities.
>>569939998
>>569943102big fan of images and my own posts
>>569943512I've been using 4chan for 20 years too and i'm only 36.
>>569943401>I don't think black people traditionally hang out on white supremacist websites*nervously shuffles away*
>>569943601it was just an exampleand it has the reputation, anywaypeople who've been here makes sensenew arrivals is the part that confuses me
>>569943358>>569943473The duality of man.>>569943512Not that old yet
Fave whipper-snipped and mowed the lawn today, but halfway through the mowing it started to rain and fave has a lawn mower with a battery-starter and didn't want to find out what happened if it got too wet so fave had to stop and leave a patch or two unmowed.
>>569943646>white friskdo japanese really?
>>569943102women only spaces are boring as fuck and there aren’t any women only fanspaces that are worthwhile
>>569942717You must become stronger
this is from /doe/ but I really like these hands. I love creative SOUL art
>>569941987grim
>>569943805plenty of people can use their own judgement and take what they want from this place instead of feeding into the parts of it they don't like. like I said at the end of the day this is yet another place you can find things pertaining to a hobby you like.
>>569943401>I don't think black people traditionally hang out on white supremacist websitesThe vast majority of /pol/tards are brown
I'm hearing reports that the Among Us show isn't actually unbearable cringe but actually might be kind of good?Can anyone confirm or deny?-Said Noelle who as we all know is a huge Among Us fan (canon) making this post on topic.
>>569943847Please, ma'am, tell me if you are a sexy hag.
>>569943369>cut to scene of anon walking up to the entrance like some normie and a guy in a Loona fursuit shoving anon back and going>HOW FURRY ARE YOU?!?
>>569943597I didnt realize how much of a stereotype I was when it came to female gamers lol and it makes me feel bad every day. I do only like doll simulators and playing healers its fun ok fuck
>>569943758*grasps your supple cheek* where are you going Mr. Black Tenna?
>>569943805I don't want to be here because I'm a white supremacist I'm here because I have very bad social skills and struggle at feeling part of a community in other spaces
>>569943401it’s not that serious dude
>>569944007On-topic posting is banned here.
>>569943102Same reason they invade any male space, they get to be king of the nerds.
Alphys doesn’t know if taking 5mg melatonin every night is unhealthy in the long term
I wish I could talk about yaoi with femanons on the yaoi board but I don't have the attention span to watch or read yaoi. I used to take medicine for this but ive stopped for some reason, now my pills collect dust in my drawer
I'm not sure how you can hang out on /utg/ and not recognize that women enjoy shitposting just as much as men.
>>569944120In general building a reliance on any type of chem will hurt you in the future
>>569944120What if Alphys's tail was really muscular and she could lean on it like a tripod
I find it very funny that plutard is a real french word because I think of a helmet wearing pluey
stop misinterpreting anonymous' post!they have a clear and obvious line of thinking that you are missing!...said fave
TV DAISUKI!!!!!!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!!!!
>>569944190oh anon do you honestly think the original guy can comprehend the fact that anyone can do something?
I cant get along with women in fandom spaces because I dont like yaoi like at all it is annoying how ubiquitous it is
>>569943971the vast majority of humans are brown like Kris Dreemurr. its a brown world, youre just living in it.
Tenna will be forgotten soon. Spamton will be forgotten soon. New sexyman of the month, inbound!
oh great the pluetards are posting pluey images again. if you can't stop them might as well join them
>>569944164the last yaoi i read was MXTX's 3 works. then just some fanfics. i'm too lazy and tired from work now to properly fujo out
>>569944331I can!!! You have to believe me!!!
>>569944230does that include flintstone vitamins(tm)
I don’t know if I’ll be able to turn this into what I’m envisioning
>>569944375And he will be made just as fat
>>569944035It's okay to like those games, the damaging part of the stereotype just came with the idea women couldn't possibly like doing anything else
Noelle looked up "How to take care of a Human"!
Nobody today is actually racist. We only hate poor people. My black doctor is a swell guy, really upstanding citizen.Said Toriel.
>>569944375>Spamton will be forgotten soon.People have been saying this since Chapter 2 came out. They swore Spamton would be forgotten about after Chapters 3+4 came out. How did that work out?
Why do all the women on here like gross old men why aren't you cool like Omocat
>>569944375Its a sexy girl unfortunately, unless you count asgore
>>569944120It will cause weight gain over time
Where do you think monsters differentiate from humans when it comes to raising them to the point you need whole books on the subject
>>569944513
>>569944493what even is this
>the guy obsessing over a hag femanon is the retarded mspaintfag
>>569944120I had really bad insomnia last year and started taking melatonin every night. I built up a tolerance to it and it fucked up my ability to fall asleep for a while. The insomnia was largely caused by depression, so once I got on antidepressants I started sleeping normally.
>>569944442>i'm too lazy and tired from work now to properly fujo outsame except im a fudan and I only read yaoi if it has monster boys in it and i work ten hours everyday and its slowly killing me inside and everything is awful and its so hard finding monster boy yaoi and
>>569944007It is not unbearingly cringe, but not that great either
>>569944164I'm so happy allthefallen is still around
>fudanYou're a faggot, you mean. Yaoi is for women ONLY.
>>569944513what about the racist tennafag
>>569944658You think I'm the artist and also some other people talking about girls just because I saved and reposted someone's art from last thread?
>>569936740Edible
>>569944643phantom rudy visions and carol except I have to make it actually look like that
fave's obscenely large chesticles
>>569944479you eat those long enough and you wont be able to drive a car anymore, youll stomp straight through the bottom of it everytime you try and hit the gas pedal
>>569944120It is, melatonin is used for 2 weeks then you cycle off
>>569944639
thinking about susie ass again
>>569943597Women have been responsible for the birth of conventions in both the east and west, the most famous doujin event in Japan comiket was founded by a woman. Star Trek stayed affloat from the support of 50s housewives who mailed each other their spirk fanfiction and created the first Zines together. Gundam as a franchise was literally kept alive at first because it was hugely popular with fujoshi who would rescue animation cells from the dumpster and visit VA recording sessions. They were the ones that rallied for more episodes when Bamco tried to prematurely cancel the series and it's the reason 0079 even had a proper conclusion. Tomino respected the female fans so much he accepted some interviews from them, he never did interviews for male fans.In both these cases, the respective series eventually got more popular and it was MEN who infiltrated the hobby pretending they were always there, then they ostracized the female superfans who were there since the beginning. Fandoms and nerd hobbies all across the world originated from passionate women who cared so much about a work of fiction and its themes they formed a community to discuss it, and then a bunch of MOIDS who only wanted to play with TOYS stepped in and ruined everything.
Took my meds slightly later than usually and they feel like they're working x10 better. Might just be confirmation bias or because working on my game is so much fun now that I've basically killed my perfectionism.Chapter 5 tomorrow... right?
>>569944761wait women actually go to that
>>569944798which one
>>569944761whats that
>>569944607Even if Deltarune monsters are corporeal and functionally like any other animals, humans are still a distinct animal with their own unique traits and needs, like any other creature
>>569943401Anon there are no "women only" spaces online, and with the way things have been going the entire internet is now pol-lite and I would get the same amount of hostility I would if I went on a board like /v/ anywhere else onlineIronically /vg/ is more calm and seems to be the place the extreme chuddies and mindbroken schizos don't touch so it's on average a very comfortable experience, it's more tame than if I went on twitter for example
>>569944904
>>569944918Thank you women!
>>569945034/pol/ was the biggest mistake ever made. A containment that instead caused absolute meltdown.
I don't know why women get mad at the idea of being a little differentHw many of them have played DOOM specifically?Probably not that many and we all know itIt's not a big deal but I don't know why women want you to think otherwise it's just odd you knowThey like different things, they grew up playing with different toysEven if we say that's cultural or patriarchy you have to acknowledge that the systems that create the differences between us are still there and still doing it so why deny it?this is a metaphor for the dark worlds btw
>>569944761same i got all my the sims mods from theretho i don't use the forums
>>569944829>holds fave tight while rubbing their back
>>569945014Distinct how? What traits and needs are unique to them? Magic food isnt a thing in Deltarune('s Light World), far as we know they all use the shitter now, they both bathe, they both speak the same language and have the same amount of sentience, you could have a human and a monster share a bedroom growing up with no issues, where are the differences?
>>569943401>I don't think black people traditionally hang out on white supremacist websitesOh you must be new to the internet
>>569942919>>569943298A major contributor to why the Internet fucking sucks now is the fact that Tumblr banning all the porn caused a rapid spread of mindsets and opinions that used to be mostly contained to their pissy gay little corner of the webSaid Alphys
I pretend to hate women because I am scared of them. If they get close to me they will see the real me and hate me as I truly am. Better they hate a performative caricature than the real loathsome creature I am in myself.Said Burgerpants.
>>569945034>no "women only"you are so naive. there are plenty of women only spaces, they're just focused on shit you don't care about so you don't even know they exist but i promise you they do.
>>569945325one turns to dust
>>569945325Think of it like a cats and dogs. Monsters are dogs, humans are cats. Sure they're pretty similar, but still different.
>>569945418They have a book on funerals already to explain that
>>569944918Tell em, sister
>>569945248Doom was pretty big I think as a percentage of the fandom its not far off from how many woman enjoy super mario bros or sonic.
>>569945273I want to dropkick that Pippins
>>569945413Bad news: men can also see through your facade
Is there a way to rename my save files just by tinkering with the game data?
the night before deltarune and you guys are doing moid v foid yet again it's over
anons...i have to admit somethingI...I...I don't hate wome->SLASH
>>569945248I never finished doom solo fps games are rootin tootin pointy shooty slop
>>569943860Asians are white.
>>569943860South Asians are white.
>>569945248You're adorable
>>569945416Remember shit like GirlsGoGames and Amour Sucre? My sister was on those sites all the time, it was like there was a parallel universe on the internet that whole time which I never crossed paths with.
>>569945673I just have to make a few more insolent posts before a sexy hag shows up at my house and rapes me. Then my designs will be complete.
>>569945325You and a dog both shit and bathe, that doesn't mean you have the same needsNoelle's family is vegetarian because they're deer monsters, Susie is a carnivore because she's a dragon-lizard thing. I'm sure the 7 foot tall goat monsters also have a different diet than the average human, that's just one example.
>>569945034>and with the way things have been going the entire internet is now pol-lite Gonna be real, I think this correlates with how 50% of the internet is LLM traffic according to data
>>569945592Go into Appdata/Local/Undertale or Deltarune and open the "file" files in Notepad or whatever text editorIn Deltarune they're filech but in both games your name is at the very top of the text file so it's really easy
>>569941953Does this count?
>>569945673brbie gi joe hehaeheahe
>>569945413if you use the word performative then you're too young to be thinking about women, son. you should be thinking about whats the easiest and most reliable path to retirement. join the trades. join a union
>>569945824That looks like a maid outfitWe've come full circle
>>569945754south asians are indian and indian-adjacent
>>569945463Different HOW? I can list the differences between a cat and a dog when it comes to raising them, I know HOW their different, HOW ARE HUMANS AND MONSTERS DIFFERENT? Are they feeding Kris the equivalent of dog food? Are his clothes not considered regular clothes? Did they have to treat him differently to Asriel? WHAT. MAKES. THEM. DIFFERENT?Im not satisfied with just "They're different", I want to know HOW, or am I just supposed to make up the differences myself while the game shows kris eating the same things as everyone else, getting treated just the same as any other monster, and even sharing the same toilet and bathtubs?
>>569945701I actually like DOOM I would never call it slop>>569945762Thank you I tried very hard on my post
>>569942087It's because they don't see women as people
>>569945780Pepperidge remembers Rinmaru had her own website with anime dressup games and Pacthesis was still making flash dating sims.
Is ehentai down? I can’t find it anymore
>>569945890I am depressingly old. Every night I want to die.
a man is something that plays DOOMa woman is something that plays Unreal Tournament
>>569945529I think DOOM is quite a bit different thematically from Mario and Sonic anon
>>569945592>>569945812Also, in Deltarune the file naming format might be a bit confusing, but the first number (like in filech1) is the chapter number and the second number is the slot it's on0 = Slot 11 = Slot 22 = Slot 3Anything above that is completed chapter data or temp save stuff I believe
>>569945802Remember when there were like 50 clone sites of the 4chan archives that made each thread look like a normal forum for some reason? All of that was part of early AI training.
can we talk about deltarune again instead of moid foid noid thoid spoid poid shit i regret ever making a post on the topic
women play doom what kind of stupid argument is thismy older sister still kicks my ass in deathmatchstupid bitch cheating whore FUCK!!!
>>569946325okay I'll stop
aw what’s wrong little anon we have enough moid vs foid slop to last you your entire life
>>569946227I play duke nukem what does that make me
>>569946263Thank you
>>569946429non-binary, obviously
this is a very battat coded argument taking place so I shall post battat. I love battat. mettatons also cool but I'm in a dice mood today
my handsome wonderful sexy househusband
I hope there's a pikmin reference in one of Deltarune's future chapters. I love pikmin.
>>569946429you like men
>>569946561M
ooh, you think it’s time for men?
>>569946429my little sissy slut
How will you react when additional language support is announced for Undertale but chapter 5 is not mentioned at all?
>>569946029Quake and unreal is when fps grew up. Doom is just 90s "wooow its kinda 3d!" and modern doom is thing go boomslop
>>569945248Doom 2016 had a pretty lasting fandom on Tumblr, a bunch of fujos were drawing ship art of Doomguy with VEGAYou should also see check out the Yakuza/RGG tag on AO3. The Metal Gear tag too.
>>569946362I used to dream about Stevie Case when I was 10.
>>569946617hasbro really isnt being subtle huh
>>569946510fujo's husband can't be this cute!
>>569946325Now you have to live with your consequences.>fave shakes their head and fades away
Are any other /vg/ threads about playground drama tier boys vs girls cooties shit half the time or is /utg/ just special in this regard
>>569946752If the oncler looked like this I would understand his popularity
>>569946643Quake is a brown and grey terdfest! Id rather play Blood.
>>569946645You should mention Call of Duty, women fucking love Ghost.
Can I meet up with a foid and get her to kick me in the nuts?
Fave's forbidden cookie...
>>569946726the newer generation wasnt doing so hot they had to shift gears
>>569946780just here
>>569946828It kinda is and i havent played blood to say hot takes about it
>>569946780The new meta is blame painter
>>569946510>>569946752>not matpat>not charlie daywho the fuck are these assholes? neither is small mike
>>569946780>why does the thread for a baby mxnchild game have baby mxnchild arguments
>>569946842That motherfucker made it impossible for me to find actual ghost characters on AIslop goonbot roleplay sites it's all just him
>>569946906Does battat have a horse cock here?
>>569946908her posts are too edgy anon you have to understand
>>569945932I'm sorry anon I am sure I have true lolita Tenna lying around somewhere in my 3k+ image folder but there is somewhat of a family emergency going on so I can't look for them right now but just trust me that there is art of that out there, you have seen it before I am sure
>>569946694fuuuuuck that name takes me back
>>569946824oncelerttat...>>569947003the correct term is dicecock, anon
>>569946980It wasn't like this in the Chapter 2 eraNot saying the threads were good, just that they weren't like this
Can a woman please tell me that my life has value? I require affirmation. Thank you.Said Fave.
You guys misunderstand, a lot of foids are into HARDCORE MANLY OLD MEN games and also Cutecore Cozyslop Farming Dressup Match-3 Sim games but usually not in between. There's almost no women playing fighting games or shmups or RPGs with predominantly female casts(unless they're lesbian).
Berdly is owed sex from a gamer girl
>>569947162Speaking of cutecore cozyslop farming games, that hamster farming game on switch didnt hold my attention for longBut it did make me think of a million ways to make a better hamster farming game
speaking of FPS Fave hopes the Halo CE remake flopsFave just doesn’t like seeing this franchise limping like a zombie
>I need the 4chan /vg/ Undertale thread to explain women to me.
>>569946510I dont have any battat photos sorry and i wont lie and say I care if battat lives or dies but i also think mettaton is cool and I feel solidarity with you
when iii saaay the naaame...WINGUS... DINGUS...
>>569947339Yeah
>>569947382I’m going to kill you
In general, you can tell if the foids in a video game fandom are mostly cis or mostly trans based on the prevalence of yaoi.
>>569947451pingas
>>569947351Women are very confusing, and this is one of the only places on the internet where you can talk about women without being called an indian or a tranny.
>>569947162No one plays fighting games, its a dead genre. Shmups are even deader.
I think I could pull off a battat/small mike cosplay if I was a bit older, had more apparent eyebags, didnt shave my face/shower, and my eyes werent full of hope and optimism
>>569946842GhostSoap is the one incident where I'll complain about an m/m ship in the AO3 rankings(along with overwatch, lol and stranger things still being relevant somehow). There's no way CoDslop is that popular with women, I don't care if they're just shipping there's a million better games to be writing gay smut for.I once found a Japanese ghostsoap doujin that was really hot and well drawn and the entire time I was internally questioning why the artist wastes their talent on thissaid Alphys
>>569947482sorryyy
I changed a chapter filename in spamton save editor but the save still has the old name whyyyyyy
>>569947663is the girl next to Battat supposed to be the hate ramb pippin?
>>569947483trans are 0.5% of the population its very unlikely most women in a fandom would be trans.there are probably more cis female Monster Girl Quest or Black Souls fans than trans MGQ fans
>>569947750Must pay $4.99 to have that feature
>>569947772I think so
How could you be saying the girls and gays don't play FPS when Ultrakill fucking exists
>>569947750turn off steamcloud dicknuts
>>569947663Ramb is so hot
>>569947810.5% of the population yet somehow 20% of the population of my locals
>>569947714Dude, normie influencer Brittany Broski openly lusts after Ghost, I don't understand it but he truly is that popular.
>>569947943me replacing my cpu's insides for the first time:
>>569948006How many of them are hot?
>>569948006That’s cause fightan attracts a ton of actual on-the-spectrum autists
>>569947886I only played Valorant for the cute girl voices in my mic to tell me how epic i was for waiting in a corner for 10 mins and clicking faster than the opponent when they poked into visionGood times we did a vrchat bit once when we were getting stompedI never did get a valorant gf
>>569947870Does Tenna respect Grippins? I thought if he didn't have the Mike suit on Tenna would just tell him to go away, I'm busy
>>569947714Fandoms, especially on the fanfic side, are a social hobby, so you really only need one or two popular writers to get into something and spread it to other people as patient zero. At a certain point, they become self-sustaining because people are writing fanfic based on other fanfic rather than the original media. This is also why Sans selfcest has a dedicated community. Pretty much anything can get weirdly popular as long as at least one person can find the yaoi in it and show it to others.
>>569947896b-but I did...
>>569948008nta I have quite literally never heard of that person
>>569947483Not true, pre-Ryza Atelier games had a predominantly female fanbase and they were mostly lesbians(because the games are yuribaity as fuck). A lot of 404-MEN-NOT-FOUND CGDGT properties like Love Live tend to have a good amount of lesbian fans who want nothing to do with men, a lot of them are quity terfy too.
>>569948125>Sans selfcest has a dedicated communitypls tell me you have more to say on this subject
Dess's favorite games are the Build trilogy.Asriel's favorite games are Harvest Moon and Animal Crossing.
>>569948138That's a good thing. She's the person in this reaction image.
what if instead of jockington he was called cockington
>>569948245I’m pretty sure they are talking about au shipping
All this talk about FPS yaoi and yet nobody has brought up TF2 yaoi when it should've been extremely obvious.I don't get why so many foids lust for Sniper
>>569948187whoa whoa whoa you're telling me there are atelier gfs out th->lesbianO-oh...
>>569948015me replacing my cpu's insides without turning it off first
/utg/ is like the only place that’s sane enough to ask random questions and you get multiple sensible answers
as a moid, what are some good yaois i can read in order to impress foidsDON'T SAY PICO
I want to draw femttat but im so hungryyyy. anons please feed me yummy food>>569948124battat is the only pippins/worker who cares enough to listen to tenna's rants. the other pippins think it's funny when tenna gets upset since he treats all of them like shit. tenna likes to complain to his employees and battats just the nearest one, tenna probably knows that battat is a kiss-ass so tenna regularly asks him to do things he knows the other pippins would fuck up. he definitely doesnt know that battat is mike, though, and he doesnt have any strong feelings towards battat
>>569948008No idea who that is but all my primas love Ghost
>>569948076feel like I'm at gunpoint being asked thison another note I've never won a set against the singular woman in the scene
Tender lovemaking with Noelle tomorrow
>>569948245It's similar to the Onceler selfcest community, people shipping their own AU versions of the character with each other.
>>569948245How are you in a UTDR community (an autistic one at that) and have 0 knowledge on the AUtism rabbit hole
>>569948375He's gainfully employed and still talks to his parents as an adult and isn't an alcoholic. That's three green flags in a row.
>>569948375Sniper/Spy my beloved...Engie/Spy my other beloved...
>>569948447>the singular woman in the sceneYou clearly don't realize that she's the most powerful tranny of them all.
>>569948431anon some yummy bread then get to scribbling I want to see the femtat
I have a lot of cosplay ideas, but the only thing stopping me from making a DR cosplay and going out with it is how awful and boring cons are. There are NO ACTIVITIES, it’s all booths selling shitty merch in a giant, grey, cold lighting warehouse. Are there literally any other things you can do that aren’t cons in cosplay that wouldn’t be weird like just going out and shopping in cosplay? I would be ok with going out of America to somewhere where it’s fun and interactive to cosplay
>>569948375Women love Australians
>>569948375I lusted for Scout when I was into tf2 yaoi. I used to read fanfics of scout getting passed around like a blunt on the family computer with others within reading distance.
>>569948375he whispers threateninglyhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/38/Sniper_taunts41.wav
>>569948595kek
everybody knows there are exceptions to any rule but I don't see how you could possibly believe that women are statistically even close to half the audience of any fps or action game franchiseof course some women like halo or whatever the fuck but I ain't talking about themwho do you think eats more meat in a year, a butcher or a lawyer?
>>569948427PICO?
>>569948187Werent all the old Atelier games made for little girls and pedophiles
>>569948375>I don't get why so many foids lust for Sniperhttps://youtu.be/8vptexno3Hc
>>569948664why are you trying to stress this so hard
>>569948427Karaoke Ikou and Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu
>>569948514>communityMy career in the community begins with playing the game on my PC and ends with opening up /vg/, i trust you ladies as my liaisons
>>569948624Who would you cosplay, anon?
>>569948664I know you're only focused on western culture but in South Korea literally 50% of FPS players are women.
>>569948742because everybody keeps using shitty arguments against a post I made 30 minutes ago to bait meyou're all in on ityou want my (you)sI can smell it in the air
>>569948742it's "back to the kitchen" stuff i'm pretty sure
>>569948679I wonder how popular this was before Pico got the gay boost from funkin
>>569948624I mean I guess thats most cons. At NYCC there are some events like I learned how to play DnD from a professional DM, but thats rare. It would be cool to go to like an escape room or something in cosplay with friends.
Real ones know about Tentaspy
fave......tommorrow........
>>569948687They were originally for both little girls and otaku with a tone similar to World Masterpiece Theater anime up until they tried to turn the series into generic shounen slop, then when that didn't work, they went for the hardcore otaku audience exclusively.
the save file I want to edit is an exec file, while the file that the save editor returned is a text file. now the game just thinks that save is gone entirely. aieeee
>>569948375TF2 is for fujoshi what Touhou is for yurifags
>>569948880Professional chefs and cooks are overwhelmingly male and about as toxic as any factory floor.
>>569949036What time is the Direct Tomorrow?Are you all excited to finally get a release date for Chappy 5?
everybody knows there are exceptions to any rule but I don't see how you could possibly believe that pippins are statistically even close to half the audience of any kitchen or restaurant chainof course some pippins like mcdonalds or whatever the fuck but I ain't talking about themwho do you think eats more food in a day, a pippin or Tenna?
>>569949078what is a fave sile?
>”Silence, WOMAN, and get back to the KITCHEN”, I yell at Burgerpants in his frilly maid outfit
poop is food for the discerning gamer
>>569948624>how awful and boring cons are. There are NO ACTIVITIESI internally gasped at this and had a slight panicDid cons change or something? That is bizarro nonfactual opposite day speak, cons are party time, there's an actual dance party at night on one of the days, an adult hentai party i think on saturday, panels for all sorts of things which i can confirm because a friend dragged me to his gf's boring panel about singing or something tournaments for everything what theAnon i invite you to go to a con with me can you drink you can drink ill bring the tiny shot bottles itll be like high school all over again
>>569949164We already know it's release date will be in September
>>569949180fave sober the fuck up and help me
>>569948761that looks like pedo trash
>>569949203What diseases did you get at the adult hentai party?
>>569948427The Summer Hikaru Died is a good read because it's just well written.I like Asumiko Nakamura's works, like Doukyuusei, Double Mints, J no Subete and Kaori no Keishou. She also writes good yuri too.If you want a neat anthology series you should check out Joshi BL, it's a collection of oneshots about gay male stories from the POV of women be it teachers, siblings or third wheels.
>>569949078you should use undertalemodtool
>>569948807Spamton NEO, shadowguy, Addison or a FRIEND cosplay would be some of my favorites to try>>569948996I mean just in general there need to be more activities at cons. Really what would be most ideal is a state fair with the con label slapped on it
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE THIS THREAD IS INFESTED WITH CHRISTMAS CAKE
>>569949178tenna eats more just from being bigger
>>569949291You aren't cut out for yaoi, stick to hetslop
>>569948840I looked this up and can find no evidence at all. Wikipedia cites a study that says less than 10% of women play FPS games>>569948880you can talk to me you knowyou don't have to assume the worst in somebody who is clearly just autistic about getting numbers right
>>569946780I'm wondering if other /vg/ threads are infested with twitter antishippers personally.
>>5699491647am american west coast time. I'm firmly in the pessimist's camp until I see that annoying dog costume on a black background
>>569941953this pic is not gothic lolita but nonetheless
>>569948624>There are NO ACTIVITIES, it’s all booths selling shitty merch in a giant, grey, cold lighting warehouseAnon I think you're just going to shitty cons, check for their list of activities at the con's website
>>569948664Id believe that women make up 50% of Valorant players. Almost every girl under 25 Ive met the past year plays it.
>>569949291>my lobster is too buttery and steak too juicy
>>569949394we love hags in this thread
>>569949394I wish I could stick my face in the sweet underside of a christmas cake and lick it until she begs me to stop.
>>569949203I think anon goes to lame cons, the last one I went to was a local one in a small city and it still had arcade booths and a dance floor that hosted a concert from an actual Japanese band and a tournament for people in cosplay to wail on each other with foam weapons using their kendo techniques and such along with a manga library and anime viewing room. I took like one lap through the merch hall and wished I had $250 to blow on a Vash the Stampede animation cell and moved on fast.
>>569948624last time i went to a con as an undertale it was because my friends got me to dress up as sans undertale because i was the fat guy from the group and there was literally no undertales in there only animes and there wasn't even a building it was just a big field of fucking nothing and cardboard booths selling anime pins and some guy walking around with a daki of some anime woman and it smelled like shit and i was dressed like a fucking retard
>>569949178I appreciate this one. Good post
>>569949394delicious
>>569949203All of the cons around me blow giant dick and I’m in California. They are the most soul sucking “experiences” imaginable if you aren’t there with friends and it’s not like the ones I go to are small
do i need to read at least one of these yaois in order to understand foids
>>569949580Walking around dressed like Sans made me feel like an idiot, too.
>>569949386I think youve invented Medieval Times/Renn Fairs but for Faves
>>569949645You can read some shoujo manga too, like Fruits Basket or Ouran
Deltarune could be tomorrow.
>>569949580But.../utg/ told me dressing up like Sans was how to get laid...
>>569948840Tfw no netcafe starcraft savant gamer gf to mock me for being slow on the keyboard but finds it endearing i like that side of her and she tolerates me enough to introduce me to her family and her mom says just take her already!!! and she goes eomma, jinjja geumanhae! and we leave and whoa got too into that daydream for a bit, there
>>569949645You can play FF7 instead
>>569949464Ok so 12 hours.I'm very confident it will be because I can't see any other reason Toby would've been this silent for so long unless he had another Nintendo spot.It's not like you can say Nintendo wouldn't because they already did for their Switch 2 launch Direct. They're probably dying for anything popular to announce and another Chapter of the hit indie game that had already delayed it's release to be a launch title for Switch 2 seems perfect.People doubted a lot before the Direct last year too but I also believed in that one too.
>>569949645You can't just read any old yaoi you need to witness some primordial yaoi bedrock that the whole gay empire was built upon to understand it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prbYR2ppiMU
>>569949645You have to read yaoi to understand nerdy foids and you have to watch Heated Rivalry to understand normal foids. There is no option where you don't consume gay porn.
>>569949580this greatly reminds me of where I got my first period
>>569949580My heart breaks for you. It might have been better if you brought a condom, you did right?
>>569946780But there's no drama going on
>>569949784you're going to trigger the desire sensor
>>569948427Hakata Tonkotsu RamensPetBanana FishTrickster
>>569949906Were you dressed as Sans when you got your first period?
>>569949906what?
when I was a boy I wanted nothing more than to become Sephiroth
>>569949479How many women play Deadlock? I remember that door guy was being touted as a tumblr sexyman a while back.
If any anons are going to nycc this year, dm me
>>569949980unfortunately not, but I was at a shitty anime con in a big field
>>569948375>KrisPyro (one of the really good and annoying ones who does shit like reflect jumping and market gardening you with the Axtinguisher)>SusieDemoman (exclusively uses pipes and melee)>RalseiYou might think Medic, but actually Engineer>NoelleSniper (self-explanatory) >BerdlyScout (read that he's the best class but doesn't have the map knowledge and gamesense to use him effectively)
>>569950035How young were you at that anime convention? Were your parents with you or something?
>>569949580it aint so easy being sans, huh kiddo?
>>569950003Deadlock is pretty popular on Tumblr so probably a decent amount
>>569950040Kris is gonna pull a Sonny Brisko and fake their death
Ff9 is better than ff7
>>569950126I was with an anime club that I attended at school, I forget how old I was. Twelve or thirteen maybe?
I want to cum on rory nite's helmet
Seeing the men's and women's lines for speed dating at an anime con was funny
I like the Final Fantasy game where the catboy kidnaps the princess
>>569929871Here is the thumbnail of my new video soon. That is if chapter five doesn't release Tomorrow!
>>569948342What if Jockington became Girlington and appeared on an Apple tree in the Vast Garden to no longer grow the beard
>>569949980Can someone post that Sans period picture please
>>569950257noelle…
>>569946908>>569947045>still seething hours later
>>569949298Lol I have never actually gone to one, i was underaged back then and my friend group was too normie to even think about going to it together, plus it was at night and we had alot of driving to do, we never rented rooms>>569949547That sounds based, yeah arcades too, cons bring all the pro Dance Dance Revolutioners>>569949632That's a big shame to hear that, considering I've been wanting to go to the big cons, but I guess not that surprising to hear, everyone and everyone is so commercialized and monetized, there's cosplayers selling feet juice ffs
>>569949712i didn't even like sans, my favorite character was papyrus>>569949792maybe if you were actually hot>>569949906my condolences honestly because if there truly were no buildings that must have been awful>>569949908jesus i would never fuck anyone there i'd rather die on the toilet like elvis >>569950134i'm thinking next time i'll just try to look as close as possible to wayne's spamton i've said this a bunch of times only issue is there aren't any good events anymore
I ran the anime club in high school. I delivered lectures, managed the production of a Madoka Magica doujin. I miss it.
>>569950000quadsneysephiroth...
>>569950296sound familiar?
>>569950284It is about onionsan
>>569950289Be more specific
>>569950436no i don't believe you
>>569950472The one with bloody underwear
How many foids are still into pro wrestling after The Shield and Golden Lovers got a bunch of them to tune in?Do they watch Stardom?said Ramb
>>569950364>didn’t bring a condomWell there’s your problem
>>569950543It ius my theory that Onionsan will be revealed as a girl either as punishment to his western indecents for the spanish controvery or to make her a bbw as a way to please great leader Kim.
>>569950769…..ok
>>569950769i really enjoy your bit because sometimes i can't tell if maybe it's genuine schizophrenia
>>569950003I was in the high ranks of Deadlock (Ascendant 5-6, 1 below being in the highest rank group) and women weren't uncommon. Best Seven I ever played with was a woman.
ever since that thread i keep imagining a guy sitting in his room surrounded by various packs of condoms with a timer in hand and it makes me laugh every time.
>>569949716>Undertalefairs>every hour is a section of the game>everyone plays along like being in the game>Muffet cosplayers leave their vendor stalls with signs and cameras to watch people pay live and make notes>genociders throw flour on ppl to "dust" them>Asriel cosplayers have a big old rock and roll event for the pacifists>Sans cosplayers and genociders all have a big water balloon war with Megalovania blasting>genociders have their balloons filled with Hawaiian Punch
How do I stop being Berdly
>>569951094Be normal about womenBe normal about men
>>569951094humiliation ritual
>>569951172How do I "be normal"?
If a cosplayer dressed as fave tried to interact with me I'd explode
>>569950674I still can't believe Kenny Omega did this
>>569950373>managed the production of a Madoka Magica doujinI kneel this me kneeling on the ground rndo you still have it?
>>569950843No! I and my 69 brother were created in North Korea in order to terminate any and all foregin scum! I AM REAL!>>569950284North Korean (munhwaŏ) version.
>>569951287
No one old enough has cosplayed my fave :(
>>569951164No...
>>569951172But I'm not normal
>>569951369I dont understand these newgen bits or 6 7.What happened to good ol comedy like awful fawful or dikekike?
>>569951253J U S T act normal :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1k
>>569951369
>>569950289
After watching a show, fave likes to go on r34 to check out the landscape of the series
>>569951561REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>No one old enoughwhat dat mean
>>569951615I also do this
>>569951715hes a pedophile
*cooms*
>>569951489We here at north korea know funny numbers too! 1.8%. 2.2%. And many others.>>569950809How does it matter. Onionsan will be a BBW regardless.
>>569951561
>>569951561>Live in 11 hours
>>569951434who is fave?
>>569951715old lady fave the fuck else would it mean
>>569947215
groomin'
>>569951765>anyone who brings up age too often is a pedonot a bad rule of thumb
>>569951878Carol
>>569951829Why is an RPG character taking damage with an inordinate number of digits so cool
>>569952053Chara...
>>569952053That's only four digits.
>>569951314yeah, I have a copy in my box of high school keepsakeshomumado stuff
>>569952135That's one more digit than your health bar has
>>569952053OVERKILL
>>569952139The One True Pairing...
>>569952053It’s like medium-based storytelling, that shit tickles the brain real good
Preparing for no Deltarune news so I have nothing to be disappointed about. It's only up from here.
>>569952013How old would the ideal Carol cosplayer be? 50ish?
>>569952135the point isn't that it's a particularly high digit countit's just that there are more digits than is expected in the game. usually only one more digit than usual
>>569952230>enlarge>BOOBA>zooms in>zooms out>saves
>>569952294anywhere in that range, just old enough to not obviously look like a 20 year old
>>569952389dude
>>569951914my husband wingus dingus would never rape a teenager. he loves me and me alone
>>569952440>dude... fuck, yes
>>569952053Because the human brain is fucking terrible at dealing with really high numbers, but really good at dealing with low numbers, and it's the impact of there being slightly more damage then there "should be".It's like how in the Paper Mario RPGs the HP is around like 15 for Mario even by the middle of the game, so if an attack hits you (or the enemy) for 10+ damage, it's "OH, FUCK!" Your brain easily understands that "10 is a lot of damage because I only have 15."Compare this to RPGs where your guys have 1000s of HP and throw out 9999+ damage attacks and it's all flashy and the numbers kind of mean nothing since it's all so abstract from how high it is.
>>569948624>I have a lot of cosplay ideas, but the only thing stopping me from making a DR cosplay and going out with it is how awful and boring cons arecons are for buying a shit ton of merch and meeting new people, not to play around in some piss flavored tumblr ballpit
wine: savoredcum: camevinesauce: voddingoh yeah, it's sleeping time
>>569952389Disgaea series is. Pretty cool. You should! Play it. Especially! The second.
>>569951561What is this feeling? ... Hope? Hahaha! Whatever it is, it's quite funny!
good night utg i hope you all have sweet dreams tonight
>>569952294Carol isnt that old. She and Toriel are mid 40s at most.
>>569948761i never got into hikaru because the real boy dying makes me sad and it looks like a Witche's House situation going on. i'm such a fake fujo
>>569952696*hugs u* you too
>>569952696eheheheheheheheheheheheeeeheheheheheheheheheehheheheehhheheheehhe thansk
if you ever want to see how many players are currently on the utg minecrap server you can visit https://mcsrvstat.us/server/162.245.187.66:25662figured this out a couple days ago and thought I might share it
>>569952730You can have kids in your thirties and forties
>>569952923there's no else but mecome join me......
>>569952923my piece of shit laptop can't run mc
Speaking of pro wrestling, I saw this AU design a while back and thought it was fun
>>569952618I am going to drag you into the fat spamton softball pit with me down to the YELLOW LAYER and we will have fun in our gay little cosplays coated in anon pheromones
Thanks for showing up frens! Will be another host tomorrow around the same time. As much as I am enjoying playing this, I do hope we get ch5 soon
>>569953014I will try but internet has been abysmal for the past 2 weeks. last time I joined I kept lagging out of the server
>>569942003>>569942134>>569942564Washington D.C.
>>569953059yay!!!i'm going to a con next month as noelle, i can't wait cons are always so exciting
>>569952815You should keep reading because Yoshiki's relationship with the eldritch monster that looks like Hikaru is really compelling.
>>569942003Too Many Games
>>569953227As noelle huh? Oh would you look at that, actually I can’t go because… my fave is in the hospital?
>>569951287>>5699513822019 AEW was crazy, I don't keep up with it anymore is it still good?
>>569952730Today I was thinking about how in Undertale, Toriel is always described as an old woman/lady (Flowey even calls her a "hag"), even though boss monsters aren't supposed to age unless they have a kid, and Asriel died youngIt's probably more about her real age, but you could read into the idea of her and Asgore having had a kid before Asriel who maybe died in the war or something
>>569949645Not sure if this is actually BL but I'm really into Shibatarian right now
https://files.catbox.moe/u6zufi.mp4
>>569954005nta but i'll check it outi should also start reading 2HA like i've been meaning to for the last 2 years
i like boye
>>569954116even in the darkest hour, when the world has fallen to chaos, I shall protect him. I love you no-legs cat
>>569954116why did this make me laugh
i like doe and boye
not funny didnt laugh
>>569954181>>569954395
>>569954339it was the black guy wasn't it
I found more evidence that kris is a girl.>A smooth, silvery drink. It sounds like whispered singing as it's poured. +115 HP.so this item comes with "whispered singing", but who is singing? the party members comment on it:susie:>Sounds kinda like Noelle.the first thought from this is that it's dess singing, BUT...noelle:>(... Kris would never join choir...)IT'S KRIS. THE PERSON SINGING THE RHAPSOTEA IS KRIS. KRIS SOUNDS LIKE NOELLE. KRIS IS A GIRL. SHE IS A FUCKING GIRL.
Fave scuttling away dragging their floppy useless legs
>>569954116this but pluey
https://litter.catbox.moe/wwglf8.mp4
Kris but male
i like doughboye
wow for some reason I have lost my urge to rape Kris, weird
>>569954625Kek great video
gaster is green and strokes his ween
>>569954765That's because my autotherapize beam worked, thank you test subject
>>569954625Would fujo let me fuck Battat while she watches? Good edit.
>>569954867>>569954867>>569954867Dear Deltarune,Please come to the Direct, I've baked a bread for you.Yours truly, Anonymous
>>569954625lol
>>569954625good ending i got scared
>>569954501if it's kris why would susie say it sounds like noelle
>anons are reacting to my old fujo video like it's fresh contenthaha...yes. all according to keikakuhttps://litter.catbox.moe/3lr0hg.mp4
>>569954625I accidentally just cast this to my family's living room TV during a movie
>>569955090to show that it's the voice of a girl without being obvious.
>>569954501it's Aster, Wingdings's dragoness lover and Susie's mother
>>569954501hell nah you just uncovered Dessel evidenceSilvery implies Vessel/goner"sounds kinda like noelle" implies dessoh god this is cursed
My goodness, Tenna, this is a family show!
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Frisk is zombie Chara
