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>[Campaign] The Dancing Dragon Castle! The Princess in the Deep Sea and the Two Gems Pre-Release Campaign
https://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0602_dragon_castle_cp/
2026-06-04 21:00 - 06-18 20:59 PDT

>[Campaign] Interlude Campaign: Part 20
https://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0602_interlude_cp20/
2026-06-04 21:00 - 06-11 20:59 PDT

>[Summon] Interlude Campaign: Part 20 Taigong Wang Pickup Summon
https://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0602_interlude_cp20_pu/
2026-06-04 21:00 - 06-11 20:59 PDT

>[Summon] Swimsuit Event 2026 Participation Support Pickup Summon
https://webview.fate-go.us/2026/0602_summer_participation_cp_pu/
2026-06-04 21:00 - 06-13 20:59 PDT

>[Campaign] Advanced Quest: Part 18
https://webview.fate-go.us/iframe/2026/0526_advanced_quest_18th/
2026-05-28 21:00 PDT

>[Campaign] "Swimsuit Event 2026" Participation Support Campaign
https://webview.fate-go.us/iframe/2026/0525_summer_participation_cp/
2026-05-27 21:00 - 06-26 20:59 PDT

>[News]
https://webview.fate-go.us/

>[Servant Info]
Servant Material Lookup: https://fgosim.github.io/Material/
Servant Planner: https://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldea
Coin Calculator: https://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.html
Rank Up + Interlude Timeline: https://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.html
Rate Up Tracker: https://tohnocoding.github.io/fgobanners/

>[Mats/Summoning Info]
Rateups in FGO JP: https://files.catbox.moe/lf1qmz.png
Quartz for next Summer: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iRH60QpLNvHy9MMDKLJGNSg4s7FsDfdXtJtOUVDj5po/edit?gid=162156045#gid=162156045
FGO Event Compendium: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397
Drop Rates: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQA
FGO Raw Database: https://apps.atlasacademy.io/

>[FAQ]
https://rentry.org/alter-faq
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Yuyu looking at her phone...
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What's the website you use to make a grand list?
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>>569955913
https://appmedia.jp/fategrandorder/78449033
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>>569955913
https://appmedia.jp/fategrandorder/78449033
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My current feelings.
Assassin, Caster, and Berserker are definitely the shakiest right now.
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>>569956619
why
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Kama Love!
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>>569956795
Caster I just feel like there's lost of good choices.
Assassin I obviously don't know much about her yet but I like all the art I've seen so I'll have to actually meet her to make my choice.
Berserker part of me just wants to pick a woman to make it all consistent but Kintoki is really cool.
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np goal?
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>>569956148
I'll probably go with this
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>>569957131
Too old
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>>569957531
Where does it say her age?
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>>569958123
You misunderstand the assignment
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>>569958214
Aren't all nikkes young girls? I have no idea since I am not really following that game
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>>569958350
No, your main story companions are all like 70 year old boomers
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morgan the 4000 year old virgin
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>>569958515
now THIS is more like it
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>>569958492
Didn't Morgan's profile say she had so much sex she got tired of it?
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>>569958901
no it doesn't i just checked
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Jw
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>>569958492
Beryl pounded that pussy.
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>>569959409
How big is her cock?
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>>569959409
At your service, my Queen
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>>569959535
Morgan? Big cock.
Aesc? Small one.
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>>569958708
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I don't have a SSR Berserker.
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>>569959924
That's okay.
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>>569959924
I didn't for a while starting out
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>>569959924
an SSR Berserker*
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>>569959924
I've been playing for about 2 years and have 1(one) gold archer.
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>>569960742
The f2p archers are extremely good
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Oh my god bro enough with the pages, 99% of the servants I level need this shit
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>>569961486
There's a bleached earth node for pages, just run that
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>>569961486
Good thing we have 2 dead weeks so you can farm
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>>569961531
I'm not there yet
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>>569961486
Brobatos...
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>>569961651
Two weeks? The Albert video is tomorrow night.
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Bros...
... She's here.
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>>569962027
Cutest orgy slut
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What are we farming this wonderful dead week?
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>>569961531
Which node drops pages?
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>>569962198
Embers forever. I don't even need other mats anymore
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>>569962293
Hands is unideal for bond
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>>569961728
Prove it
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>>569961486
Pedo
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>>569962341
Grand class bullshit will crank the shit out of bond, and as taking servants to 120 is the only long term goal I really have left there's no more logical choice for farming
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>>569962198
Doing the highest bond nodes in the bleached earth and in the singularities/lostbelts free quests.
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>>569962198
free quests in LB1 before moving on to starting LB2
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>>569962198
Cash baby
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>>569962293
No need to farm embers. Just use bots to farm FP and spend FP to get embers.
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>>569961531
>>569962260
Oh motherfucker this node fucking sucks
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arutera is the akon of fgo
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>>569962668
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>>569962651
I'm not putting a phone emulator on my computer, and that's such an absurdly indirect way to get embers that I can only imagine you think I'm talking about just leveling servants to their full ascension or something. Frankly, I have so many extra grails just from the FP coin that I gained from lottos without setting up a bot that I don't think I'll even consider doing that when I run out of FP servant coin.
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>>569962198
Mega veteran here
>120 AP on storm pod quest
>the rest goes to strengthening quest
I don't think i can start with class core for the time being.
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>>569959924
I didn't have an SSR Archer until I got Ptolemaios.
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>>569962967
I still don't have a fucking Cnoc!!!!.Is this bitch coming to the evocation shop this year or what?
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>>569963139
Feb 2027
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>>569963442
She would look cooler if she actually wore the jacket
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>>569963442
Those are some fat ass calves you don't see that too often.
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>>569963363
I would rather get cucked if you know what I mean.
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>>569963442
Her non-swimsuit was hotter
And where's the rape dragon
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>>569963658
No I don't actually
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>>569963824
I don't either, but it should be apparent to you that him elaborating wont make it better
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>>569963363
Do you think Da Vinci would put out if Fujimaru asked
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>>569964102
She tries to pair (you) with Mash more than basically any other servant, but I guess that's not the same as being bothered by it
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>>569964102
Genuinely no.
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9 more hours until Smash bros is announced with Saber as a new guest
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>>569963442
I'd rape her.
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>>569964253
No it's gonna be arcveid
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>>569964102
She didn't grow that pussy for nothing
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>>569964253
Who cares about the games for toddlers
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Please tell me you 40 year old boomers aren't seriously still excited about Smash Bros
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>>569964451
You're in a fucking boomer franchise general shut the hell up kid
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>>569964451
Honestly the only reason I stopped caring about Smash Bros is I didn't want to buy a Switch. I just don't have the patience for shit that's not on PC these days
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I'm going to be watching the Direct despite the fact that I will never buy a Switch 2 because sometimes Nintendo remembers to make good video games, which Sony and Microsoft forgot.
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>>569964652
Nintendo is as safe and basic as it gets
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>>569964638
This but the opposite. I'm an unc now I don't have the patience for PC bullshit, just put that slop on a console
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>>569964771
If you're going to reply to me can you actually only comment on things I said instead of just making up a guy you want to argue with?
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>>569964819
That doesn't make sense to me. You're going to want a computer for other shit anyway.
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>>569964853
Sorry
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im noticing...
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>>569964903
It's fine, just remember that we're on /vg/ and not /v/ next time. I forgive you.
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>>569964959
Care to share with the rest of the class?
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Unprotected sex with the cups.
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bros i have SUPER FUN idea
lets kill gogh
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>>569964853
You came to the wrong place if you only want people to agree with you
Post something with insight next time and I'll abide
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>>569965076
This is the kinda shit gogh would say
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>>569965076
Insane painter/nymph/space monster hands typed this
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>>569965076
Don't do that I need Goghie to watch the shop.
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You can’t spell Caren without care
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>>569965095
If you can quote where I said I want people to agree with me I'll keep giving you (You)'s but if you can't do that you'll have to get your dose of attention from someone else.
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>>569965292
Watch me
n
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>n
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Tis a gacha general, we're all phoneCHADs
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>>569965292
Sometimes she can be such an n
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What do you do?
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>>569965424
Genuflect
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isnt goho true name clitoris
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>>569965341
>>569965380
n doesn’t sound cute
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People here are so autistic they play a phone game on PC
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I want to lewd all the loli Servants
EXCEPT
Nursery Rhyme and Jalter Lily
the are for wholesome headpats ONLY.
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>>569965478
Female genital mutilation with gogh!
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>>569965363
-INCOMPOOP DUDE!
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>>569965560
tonakai fuck me!!!!!!!!!
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>>569965478
There was a whole event about this bro. It's Clitty-Van Gogh
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let her cook
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>>569965539
No, I do that on my phone. It's not like phones are something you go out of your way to have
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>>569965651
Jilly sex would be extremely cute
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>>569966267
*fair lady of darlington
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>>569965324
I'll let your initial projection of strawmanning speak for itself thanks
It works a lot better when you aren't doing what you accuse others of, bro
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https://litter.catbox.moe/mohf4rlrh3su972q.png
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>>569968008
This but Jalter and wearing that outfit.
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>>569963442
Mommy
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New Bakin fanart
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>>569968738
Fate/ grand order?
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>>569968781
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!
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>>569962198
Decided to be quirky and do all the Chaldea Gate quests i have never done before.
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>>569965292
Caren is for public use
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>>569962198
Finishing the interludes. I wish there was a half AP rank up campaign together with it, I have a bunch to do on that as well.
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>>569964451
I'm a 24 year old boomer!
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>>569974843
I will never not find it funny how hard she overshadowed the other LB7 Servants
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>>569974965
Kkk is kinda ugly, Tez is cool but male, I don't know why Nito alter didn't get popular. She looks cool and is almost naked and her part in the story was well done
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>>569965341
>>569965363
Anybody got that Skadi pic where she giggles at Douman saying n?
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>>569975791
Explain to me then why City is the most popular LB7 Servant while Bao has to compete with Barghest for 5th place?
>>
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>>569976253
Too fat.
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Is np3 aesc good for 90++ content?
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>>569976413
Sure
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>>569976253
Looking good girl
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If you summon BB Dubai she will put (You) in a jar...
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>>569976652
A cum jar?
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>>569976698
Look at her face anon of course it's a cum jar!
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>>569977036
I wish she would do that to me...
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>>569976413
Should be very workable at that range. NP3 to NP5 isn't that big of a gain in power compared to NP1 to NP3.
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>>569976652
Not a real BB.
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>>569978403
Unfortunately that's not entirely the case bro, because of how Aesc's niche and super effective damage works she is in the same boat as Arc, and benefits from higher NP levels. In other words, it rewards whaling with Lasagna being greedy, so the NP3 to NP5 jump actually IS a big gain in power for her.

And because she is Caster class and has that 0.9x modifier, she will want to eke out as much as she possibly can. This also means she wants as many coins as she can get, for both mana loading and skill cooldown reduction, and (sometimes) grailing to 100+.

She's good, but it does have some caveats.
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>>569976652
Would giant BB let you crawl into her vagina?
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>>569978950
You can't afford it.
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High energy sex with Nagiko
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>>569979724
What if I just want to hang out and shoot the shit with her? We can have sex later.
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>don't have Asec, berserker Castoria, or summer Melu
Do I NEED any of them for meta? From a design perspective I actually prefer their normal forms.
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>>569979724
Would you be able to keep up with her?
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Can anybody explain to me the deal with grails and next anniversary?

They do something with giving coins back, but I think they also mentioned about getting a ton of grails. What exactly is gonna happen?
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>>569975932
Bob also had to compete with Melucunny, so of course she lost.
Also why tf was my post deleted
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>>569980405
>Summer Melusine
No.
>Aesc
No.

There's no node where they are essential. Melusine is an Arts looper for an era of multicore, of she'd released nearer Castoria then she'd probably rival Space Ishtar as the Dantes of her time. But she didn't, so she doesn't.

Aesc is good, but not irreplaceable.

>berserker Castoria
Cummer is a bit harder to answer. While technically I'd say no, you don't NEED her for meta, you will want a sufficiently powerful ST for 90++ and your best options (not only, but best) are mostly Cummer and GOLDEN with Lilith and Phantasmoon as secondary options.

This sort of goes out the window with Grand duel farming, which is a bit different (you will want Cummer for Herc for example, but she's obviously going to do you no good in Sashi's duel)
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Morgan would do that
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>>569981289
Thanks anon. I'll try to get a Cummer then. Luckily I already got Summer Kuro in my first ten pull. The last time I tried to get a specific 4* it was absolutely horrible.
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>>569982356
90++ wants NP2+ if you're going to gameplayfag it bro. NP1 won't do shit to 1m+ hp enemies without a MLB BG shoved up the ass. And she won't be usable in every 90++, just the ones where her niche is relevant.
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>>569982638
I do have a MLB level 100 BG at least. Is NP1 Cummer still not worth it?
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>>569981289
>you will want Cummer for Herc for example
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>>569979110
Who can afford her?
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>>569983194
There's a reason Nasu chose Dubai.
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>>569983360
Toilette BB...
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Besides Taigong and Nikitich, I have a few other Interludes unlocked despite not owning the Servants
Have they updated something with those too? Mostly older interludes (Sakata Kintoki, Waver, Edison)
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>>569983564
Sometimes the game lets you do interludes of servants you don't own. I forgot what the specific requirements were.
Presumably they do this to garner your interest in the servant and in turn hope that you'll waste your quartz on the gacha to obtain them. Or maybe they finally realize how retarded it is to 'paywall' stories that may show a servant's personal growth, or even just chilling with them and having a good time.
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Bros...
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>>569982880
Lilithfags eternally btfo
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>>569984508
Don't worry, Albert will save us by skipping those raids
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NA caster Castoria banner rerun when?
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>>569986023
OCT 6 2026
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>*casts Mabufu*
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>>569986023
rip lowtax
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Melusine has the same energy as Zeta Gundam
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2 more hours
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>>569986910
*casts marin karin*
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>>569986910
>>569988192
*rapes you both*
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>>569988613
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>>569987058
rest in piss rapisttax
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>>569979768
love
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>>569979768
is this AI? This is pretty honestly
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>>569959262
Beryl doesn't strike me as the type to be able to ever get it up for consensual sex. He's a textbook sadist.
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>>569958492
What a loser
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>>569981115
They refund the coins you use on grails and give you any grails you skipped. Considering we had the coin system for one year longer than JP before this happened it should be a generous payout unless they decide to fuck us.
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>>569991259
>and give you any grails you skipped
Does this mean that a newfag who just starts today would get all the grails they missed in the past 9 years?
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>>569990920
It’s not like Morgan would have done anything about him hitting her or whatever he wanted.
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>>569991386
No. The game keeps track of this kind of thing, somehow.
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>>569991395
Isn't that precisely the problem, though? As much as i like Morgan she's probably a dead fish in bed.
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縁と命は繋がれる (Fate and Life are Intertwined.)
https://files.catbox.moe/5jjoi0.zip
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I've taken off all my clothes
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>>569992283
This could be hot.
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>>569992443
big slav cock
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>>569991395
i mean mogan killed him once
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>>569992917
morgan is a pedophile
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>>569993131
no...
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>Enma-tei rerun is labeled as "Summer Preview Edition"
BENIBROS...!
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>>569993931
flop summer....
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why are so many people being antisemitic to me
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>>569994408
probably because you're a jew
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>>569994408
Stop being semantic then
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>>569994018
Possible Yuyu and Koyan swimsuits as well.
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>summer Beni will also be Beni alter
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Biggest stream of the year in 15 minutes!
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>>569995293
>Yuyu
giga flop
>Koyan
okay this seems cool
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>>569996059
t. NFF shill
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putting in yusuf poophole
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White women are divinely protected and your life will fall apart if you wrong one
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>>569996521
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>>569996521
I‘m indian. white women love big hindu cock
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>>569996059
Yuyu is one of the most requested summer Servants.
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>>569996978
My City wife is so popular
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>>569996978
That's an old list. And most of the actual popular servants already have a summer version so her being so high is like being queen of the losers.
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>>569997149
latinas are great wives
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>>569997149
Same, I hope she gets a summer version this year.
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can you enter the game? I only get the "connecting" screen...
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>>569997443
too bad we have no latina servants
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>>569997632
Name one (1) latina who is worthy of entering the Throne of Heroes dechi
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>>569997278
It's from 2 years ago because appmedia stopped making these polls after that one. Do you seriously think there's been some radical shift in that time? And how do you determine who are the "actual popular" Servants anyway?
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>>569997784
My mom
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I love my City
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>>569995293
I really hope we'll get Yuyu this year.
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>>569997828
>Do you seriously think there's been some radical shift in that time?
I highly doubt people still want Summer Eresh
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>>569998048
What does some of these Servants having gotten swimsuits have to do with the expressed desire for other Servants to get them?
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>>569996621
women of every race (incl indian) leave a room as soon as an indian male enters it
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>>569998226
@BB dis bih deadhuzz?
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>>569997454
Maybe???
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I love my fruit dragon sisters
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>>569998653
Yuh yuh finna pumpin
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Part 3 leak.
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>see kiara fanart on xitter
>it's GIF, assumedly to make it more inconvenient to save
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DELETE ALL THEIR SHIT ON THE REGULAR WHY THE FUCK
DAMN IT
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>>569998192
You're using a poll with a bunch of leftover losers as proof that yuyu summer wouldn't be a flop.
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>>569999279
use any one of your suite of downloading tools you've inevitably built up over the years
But yeah it sucks it's necessary
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>>569999279
I would like to personally thank the artist for saving us from having to see more Kiara
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>>569999279
Fanartists are assholes. That's why AI will replace them once it gets better.
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>>569999279
Give me the link and I'll save it for you. You can trust me, I'm a fairy.
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>>570000106
He's a Gay fairy too. That's how you known he's really trustworthy.
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>>570000287
God I love Tez so much lmao
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>>570000287
Same
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>>570000287
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>>570000287
Rate up when?
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Jalter return soon bros.
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>revised "summer preview" edition
If this doesn't confirm Beni alter, what does?
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>>570001728
The Beni event is also formatted pretty similar to a summer since it has a main story with a lot of random short side ones with other characters. Treating it like a summer rerun isn't that absurd I guess. I don't know why you would unless the next summer event uses stuff heavily from it, but who knows
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>>569999343
So you think that them adding a Servant that's #100 on that poll would be a more popular option. OK.
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>>570003110
I never said that????
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>>570003095
I think not!
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>>570001728
Summer Beni confirmed?!
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>>570003435
If you think that the second most requested Servant that hasn't gotten a swimsuit would be a flop, then you must think that the ones lower down would be better choices.
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>>570003110
I'm pretty sure Jane was one of the last in one of those polls, but I'd still rather get her than a lot of others. Fuck the polls, they just put random servants in anyway
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>>570003751
Some of the choices are pretty crazy. Crane was almost at the bottom of these polls and she got a swimsuit.
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>>570003934
Even the first summer had unexpected choices. They clearly like doing that
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>>570003657
Even the most unpopular servant will be high the more servants get swimsuits. That's why this poll is worthless as a measure of popularity
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>>569996560
Between white women and cats, which divine protection is strongest? I vote cats
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>>570004247
Dogs wrong white women al the time and they're fine, so probably cats
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>>570004510
Is it wronging them though because white women enjoy that.
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>>570004510
Dogs wrong cats too. Maybe they're secretly the most powerful
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>>570004510
let's see the stats about dogs bro
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>>570004668
Ohh, so that's what the protection is for
Protection from Dogs EX
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>>570004208
There are still over 100 female Servants without swimsuits. You're effectively saying that they're all equally popular.
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>>570004970
Again, I think they enjoy what the dog doin.
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Abby hates dogs.
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>>570005349
Abby only thinks she hates dogs, she is a child
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>>570005349
Because she is Muslim.
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BWOOHHH
BWOOHHH
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>>570005894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8rjnI4S0H8
Da-da-dash
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>>570005152
I'm not saying that at all. Some are obviously more popular than others. I'm saying none of them are good enough to headline summer and make it exciting anymore. We'll never have a summer lineup on the same level as Summer 3 and 4 again
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>>570004668
>99% of the YJK discourse takes place on imageboards and r*ddit passing around the same handful of anecdotes from 2011 era forums and that one guy claiming to be a lab tech
>tfw it's actually that men around the world enjoy the thought of white women fucking dogs
everyone's obsession with fantasies of white women being corrupted just reinforces the opposite
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>>570006309
It's literally more legal the less white a country gets, and just a personal interest of theirs, but I really don't want to talk about dog fucking
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ummm based?
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>>570006094
There are still Servants people want to see in a swimsuit. The main reason there's less hype surrounding summer events compared to the past is that the game is a lot less popular.
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>>570006917
!
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>>570006831
They're lucky, getting a personal apology from Nasu
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>>570003751
janesex
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>>570006831
>a precedent for it being off topic has been established
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>>570007327
before getting protected status, lmao
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>>570003751
That's true, I don't think anyone would ever request for a summer Ushiwakamaru, yet she got it anyway, and in year 3 no less
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>>570008208
While it's extremely unlikely with her already having a Christmas welfare, summer Anytime wouldn't be so bad. Of course most servants aren't so blessed as to have three whole versions.
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>>570006831
Was there not a HSR area?
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>>570008458
hrt area?
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>>570008436
cunnytime is an untapped market
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>>570008436
Ushifags will still tell you that lasagna hates her and that they're the most oppressed minority.
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>>569995293
YUYU LOVE!
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>>570009489
If they didn't hate her she would AT LEAST have a 30 NP charge skill as a rider and better NP gain and damage self buffing as an assassin by now. Nothing else makes sense
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>>569997784
Simón Bolívar (genderswapped)
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>>570001728
Maybe it foreshadowing a Princess Kaguya servant?
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>>569997784
Shakira, Hips of Truth-telling
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>>570009645
Let us hope that this will be the year.
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>>570009834
>They HATE her
Ushi is the best 3* rider in the game and has 2 alts and got a prominent role in one of the game's most beloved chapters (also the only chapter to get a high quality TV animation)
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>>570006831
Unironically based.
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>>570006104
I know you're a balck guy Okita...
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>>570009489
>when I'm in the most oppressed minority competition and my opponents are ushifags, okitafags, medusafags, and David
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>>570010132
Don't forget she also had a significant role in most early events and even appeared in Melty Blood as a playable character. Ushifags were so spoiled by the constant exposure she had, they think that lasagna must hate her now that she isn't constantly appearing everywhere.
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>>570010132
You forgot the fighting game appearance, but it's simply just not enough
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>>569997784
Zapata gender bend
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>>569997784
Jennifer Lopez?
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SUMMER CIRCE PLEASE
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>>570010551
NP: Taco Flavored Kisses (Jenny From the Block)
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SOON
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>>570011127
that CE has taunted its last launt
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>Boudica's interlude
The hell
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>>570011545
The scenario writer's barely disguised fetish.
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Just Jalter really want a harem?
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>Mash wants to be poly with me
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>>570013163
She's a nasty little pervert.
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>>570013163
Wait? Mash is actually kind of based?
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>>570014063
No, just desperate
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>>570014480
Same thing
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Nyaaa
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>>570006831
Lmao they are so jealous of HSR's success
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>>570014063
mash would sit in the cuckchair while you plow other girls just so she could feel involved in your life
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>>570016580
Kino..
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>>570016580
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>>570016580
That's fine I guess, but if (my favorite) thinks it's weird she's getting kicked out of the room
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>>570016580
That's so hot.
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>>570016580
Whoa. She's just like me...
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do not cuck mashers.
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>cucking is bad
>unless the cucked one is Mash
hypocrites
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>>570017243
Anyone who cockblocks as much as her deserves it
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I have 1,060 SQ and I want BB and Ciel, amongst others. I did manage to get Draco, should I pull a bit for a Cummer or just cope with my Draco and cry when I have to deal with Extra classes?
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>>570017243
Are you new here? It's only bad when the cucked one is [my favorite]
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>>570017395
pull for space ereshkigal
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>>570017243
Girls like that, it's in their biology
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>>570017504
She's not important right now.
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>>570017243
>the cucked one is Mash

I'm not fucking Boggart though.
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>>570010076
She's going to get a buff and a swimsuit version this summer!
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>>570018514
Anything else?
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>>570018624
My penis up her anus!
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>>570018514
I'd be satisfied with a summer version of Yuyu, ideally an SSR.
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>>570018964
I love this fat donkey
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>>570017395
She's not essential or anything, so don't pull for gameplay here.
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>>570018624
This years Santa will also be Yuyu and she will replace Abby as the main Servant in the Foreigner OC that will definitely come out soon where she will get ANOTHER buff.
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>>570019109
Anything else?
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>>570018964
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>>570019265
I don't get it. Why didn't she touch the pancakes?
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>>570019070
Arigato.
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>>570019158
Yuyu will replace Mash as the main girl for part 3 and Imaginary Scramble will get an anime adaptation
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>>570019896
Madame president, my beloved
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>>570019896
plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant
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>>570019604
I think that will be the moment where I quit the game
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After several days of nofap, my penis has shrunk. Is this normal?
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>>570020705
Give it another week and it'll be giving you a priapism
Let the neutroansmitters have their r&r bro
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>>570020705
I don't know, but that would be pretty funny
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>>570020851
...Epstein chan!
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>>570021102
Can you fuck off
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is yang a bob?
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>>570021413
Watch your tone, little one.
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>>570021415
What's the definition of a Bob?
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>>570021747
That's a nickname for Robert. The friendly and mild mannered kinoplex employee
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>>570021747
>>554894921
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>>570021894
Then no Yang isn't a Bob
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>>570020705
I hope you're ready for the wet dreams
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Another one down
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>>570025793
Cute latelet spotted
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I honestly don’t remember who are the summer characters for this year, is it the whole Dubai stuff?
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>>570027062
The only one I sort of care about is Xu Fu, but I wouldn't mind getting Ciel. Pretty weak summer lineup
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>>570027062
BB 2, City, Xu Fu, Hakunon, Ciel and someone else I'm forgetting about.
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Does kuro system work on NP1?
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mama transfer
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>>570021415
The two of them are extremely different:

>Baobhan Sith is a domineering faerie who boldly states her desires and abuses the people around her to make them come true. She is a capricious hedonist who cares only for the pleasure of the moment. She seeks fun as do many fae, but her idea of "fun" is nothing but the suffering voices of the weak, so everything she does is to toy with and trample on the weak, be they human or faerie.

>Yang is straightforward and positive. She works hard and takes joy in serving those with whom she is intimate. She is cheerful and carefree and openly expresses her emotions. She is versed in singing, dancing, and playing the pipa. She also dearly loves hot springs and lychee.
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>>570028580
It's an entirely visual trait
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>>570028895
Marie Alter and Tlaloc look like Bob?
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That was fun
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I still haven't cleared Aqua Marie I got filtered at the first shadow servant.
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>>570029038
They smell like Bob.
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>>570029038
Marie never had a claim
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>>570027686
Yeah you only ever use her skills. You COULD use her NP on certain situations where you're lacking damage on a turn but even then NP1 is enough.
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>>570028895
The only one who looks in anyway similar to her in Liz
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>>570030093
You are right, especially the newest one
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Clearing free quests...like a boss...
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>>570030048
Thanks, bro
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>>570030374
....to farm sq....
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>>570030551
Yes.
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Thoughts on wang?
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Yang have a bob pass
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>>570030716
He cool
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>>570030716
He's a grand
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>>570030716
I want to be just like him.
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>>570030796
Thank you, Bob, you're so cool
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>>570030796
Is that similar to the n word pass?
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>>570032478
In that it doesn't actually do anything, yes
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>>570032582
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>>570030716
he and his avatarfag(s) owe me sex
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>>569999279
>it's GIF, assumedly to make it more inconvenient to save
It's so you can't use the inbuilt Twitter AI to mess with it.
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>>570034468
Gifs are easier for ai anon why do you think gif use exploded in the last several years after about a decade of webm or mp4 domination
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>>570030716
Underutilized. Also chink magic is deceptively weak which brings him down a little. There is only so many times you can wank Earth Evasion as incredible.
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>>570034960
tbf it's the hard counter to attacks that pierce anti-purge
it's situational but absurdly useful
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>>570030716
He's cool
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My shrimp is here.
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I want to eat ribs...
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>>570036631
>>570036905
uoh that tummy pudge
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>>570035626
>>
Will I miss much if I do the u-olga quests before oc1? I skipped all of LB7 btw.
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>>570037335
You might as well skip the entire rest of the game now that you skipped LB7
You fucked up
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THIS girl
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>girl
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>>570037725
I enter and exit the city limits many times on the daily
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>>570037506
Awesome.
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>>570037335
>Skipped a good chapter
>Anxious about missing context for a bad chapter
Figure it out yourself
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>>570037335
>I skipped all of LB7 btw
In the good ol' days you would be drawn and quartered for this
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>>570037335
Literally go back and read LB7 before reading any more story
Why would you even do that lmao
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>>570036631
Whoa she cute. My Nero plush got here today too.
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>>570038946
Care to share a pic?
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Santa Jalter this year.
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>>570040306
We already had Santa Jalter
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>>570040306
We would rather have Santa Yang.
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>>570038213
If I fuck Oui will her father know?
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>>570038303
>>570038516
>>570038651
dw, I'm probably gonna skip OC1 and OC2 too (except for the bits when Taira is on-screen). Unrelated, but what's the best 50% charge CE for quick servants? I've just been lazily running HNS, but is Cherry Icicle worth it with the cucked attack stat?
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>>570040653
Just watch those scenes on youtube and quit
You aren't going to have context going further
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>>570040340
No that's Jalter Lilly.

>>570040507
>>570040507
Santa Yang can be the 5* and Jalter the freebie. Or the other way around if you want.
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>>570039553
I posted it above here lol
>>569962027
>>
im not a pedophile!!!!
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>>570041296
Uh-huh, who's the sexiest servant then
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>>570041296
I didn't kill my wife
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>>570041143
Thank you
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>>570041296
I am but only for anime cunny. He ephile irl though. Would love to go to SA and get myself a cute teen wife to have my children.
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I did not hit her it's not true
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>>570041369
kazuradrop
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We need a cannibal Servant.
No oni don't count because they aren't human. Why they're even called cannibals is beyond me.
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I don't know which caster to chose as a grand caster
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>>570041668
same
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>>570041668
ummm bro
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>>570036631
>>570036905
uhooooo she's pretty good hehe. Maybe I should've bought it. well done
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>>570041447
this guy is more worrying than
>>570041559
this pedo
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>>570041668
Sanzang.
Merlin.

>>570041772
Literally nothing wrong with wanting a teen wife. She can sit around all day foing whatever she wants for the rest of her life and not work ever. I just want a couple of healthy kids while she's at peak fertility. Besides that I'd treat her like a queen.
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Meltuino culo...molto bene...
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>>570038213
Howdy
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>>570042025
Shhhhh
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>>
nero-chama bung bunga
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New player here, which class score should I focus on?
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>spend money
>get Summer Bob finally
Bob now owes me SEX
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>>570043126
The one that your favorite uses
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>>570043126
berserker
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>>570043202
What if my favorite is a beast?
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>>570043318
Then I think it's extra 2, but you should probably check, and there's no hurry so you might want to do a different one first
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>>570043174
Actually I think you'll find you just owe Bob more money
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>>570043126
Beserker or whichever score your best neutral damage dealer is under. That being said, you are probably better off using the mats and QP on upgrading servants before worrying about class score.
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>>570041668
Illya
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>>570043174
why does she say that she'll form a contract with you if you've already formed a contract with the og one
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>>570040648
The better question is if you fuck Oei, what are the chances it's actually her?
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>>570044561
Not everyone summons every servant
So the answer is lack of attention to detail from devs
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>>570040939
I think I can figure it out.
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>>570043967
Well as long as she gives me sex.

>>570044561
Because she's just playing along. Stop being so autistic and taking everything so literally.
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I still do not get how does this "swimsuit" supposed to function. You can clearly see the nipple here
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>>570045170
It works by making my penis stiff.
Her third ascension is the best though.
Pure sex.
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>>570045613
At least the third one can be used as a swimsuit
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>>570043174
Does she need more than NP1?
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>>570045753
Bob probably doesn't know how to swim anyway bro. It's just for fashion.

>>570046283
Only if you guve a shit about the gameplay. I play this for cute sluts.
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>>570044908
absolute kek
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>>570046283
She's a trophy wife
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>>570046482
Is that from a fig?
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>>570047013
https://x.com/ILP0000/status/2064332598999158859
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>>570047243
very sexo, cheers
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>>570047243
sexy bob
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>>570041668
Your girlfriend, fiance and wife
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Thank you based 1SQ daily rolls, now my bestest summer dragon is even stronger
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>>570048695
grats on the dragon bum
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>>570048695
>Ondine
does albert not know it's Undine?
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>>570048695
All this dramatic lighting just to hide she's only in the wading pool because she doesn't know how to swim
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>>570048971
Ondine is used occasionally too
>>570049013
kek you are right
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tomaslut love!
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>>570049013
That dramatic lighting is very important to frame her glorious sexy dragon body.
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>>570049682
All these years of seeing them, and I still don't know how I feel about hip/butt wings.
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>>570049916
Just cut them off. Women will let you do anything to them. They are really stupid.
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>>570050106
I didn't say I hate them, and that's dragon abuse
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>>570050218
>>570050106
they're detachable equipment, lol
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I just do not respect women.
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>>570048114
They are the same person
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I still don't know why Melusine is called Melusine when she has absolutely nothing to do with the actual Melusine.
Stinky dragon toe.
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>>570050704
Idk. Kinda fits a bit. She has some aquatic features in her design too like her tail. It's funny she can't swim.
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>>570050704
Because her real origin had to be hidden, so a fake name was given to her by Aurora. Melusine was likely chosen by Aurora because the story of Melusine is that of a fairy (snake) dragon, and a tragic one that ends poorly for her at that. The original legend also involves human/monster relationships going poorly, and Aurora set her up with Percival, again likely expecting it to go poorly.

aka Aurora probably gave it to her out of sadistic fun to make her tragically ironic. Melusine likes the name because Aurora gave it to her (her profile says it's a precious name to her even if its not her real name).
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>>570000287
Why is he looking at us like that?
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>>570052026
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>>569998903
Literally just Kadoc with tits
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>>570051593
>>570048695
>GLORIOUS DRAGON CAN'T FUCKING SWIM

that was funny as fuck
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>>570052323
She drowned to death, probably ptsd
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>>570050608
Exactly
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Ono no Komachi swimsuit soon
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>>570052930
I love Chocos silly personal art of Melusine
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>>570052241
Not really a point in Kadoc's favor
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>>570052930
>Jobbs to dirt in PHH
>Drowns in the sea in LB6
What a fucking loser
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>>570053167
Right. On the same rate-up with Yang Guifei
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>tfw can't swim either
Melu is just like me...
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>>570053510
Blackbro...
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I HATE CHOCO AND MELUSINNER
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>>570053234
SHE IS THE STRONKEST
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>>570053510
Same bro
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The actual strongest with two anti planet np and harpe KNEEL
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>>570053510
>>570053930
It's literally ingrained in your DNA, you could do it naturally as an infant. Just go to the pool and you'll figure it out.
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Was it really necessary to have Melt wet herself before Gawain killed her?
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>>570054365
Melt would never wet herself. It's simply because she's a leviathan
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>>570054272
No it isnt. And no I will not. It's stupid. Plus water in your ears and nose is the absolute worst.
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>>570054272
Yeah no it isn't lmao
"babies can be trained to swim" isn't the same as "could do it naturally as an infant"
throw babies into water and you get a 100% kill rate
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>>570054272
Anon...infants lose the ability to swim, we literally have to reteach them.
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>>570054272
Whichever youtuber you're getting your "research" from, stop it, retard
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>>570054690
Forgot your Jalter pic
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>>570054690
>>570054789
>>570054875
>>570055003
If you throw a newborn baby in the water it will swim.
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>>570054690
For the record, getting water in your nose only happens if you aren't controlling your breathing properly or pick some obscure angle deliberately. I can go an entire session without that issue, but I don't have any solution for your ears if it really bothers you that much. Maybe they sell earplugs?
No pressure if you don't wanna though.
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Being unable to swim hard locks you to SR status in the throne of kings.
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>>570055665
Not sure why you're quoting me in this. I said they lose the ability implying they have it from the get-go.
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>>570055294
Thank you.

>>570055683
The solution is to not swim.
>getting water in your nose only happens if you aren't controlling your breathing properly
How the fuck you breathe underwater? What are you? Some kind of fish person?
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>>570055876
THANK YOU for consistently being so retarded that your posts are easily identifiable
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>>570055665
While I think a person can instinctively figure out a doggy paddle in a safe environment where there's no chance of panic, that's just describing a way to kill a baby
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>>570055829
Saber can't swim and she's the face of this franchise
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>>570055665
If you throw a newborn baby in the water it will die you retard
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>>570056027
>that's just describing a way to kill a baby
If the baby can't swim it's not fit to survive.
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>>570056008
Because I can't swim and don't want to that makes me retarded? Are you one of those redditors that thinks its a necessary life skill?

>>570055665
Bro. Newborn babies can't even breathe properly. Hell most adults don't breathe properly. A newborn baby would fucking drown.
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>>570054365
Still wish Hakuno had saved her.
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>>570056218
Leonidas, step away from the keyboard
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>>570056218
Given how stupid you are your parents didn't do their job weeding you out
But it follows that they're as worthless as you are
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She's so pretty.
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>>570056464
At least my parents did their job and taught me to swim LMAO
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>>570056046
She can walk on water, doesn't count.
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She's so perfect
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>>569962198
Start OC2 i guess, right now i'm just debating if i should do the GSSR to attempt a 1/3 for Aesc.
Apart from that just taking it easy while life sucks the vitality out of me, taking care of a handicapped mentally ill retard sucks the energy out of anything that's not playing FGO or reading 1 chapter of a book per day.
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>>570057829
>taking care of a handicapped mentally ill retard sucks the energy out of anything
Mom please I told you not to post in the threads I post in...
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>>570058083
If you aren't deaf, can go to the bathroom alone and doesn't need to be watched all day and night just so you don't try to get up and fall in the process then you aren't the absolute worst, keep at it anon.
FGO
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If Jannu can't read and is a Saberface does that mean she also can't swim?
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Before swimming you need to learn to float
How to float:
>Go to water
>Fall on your back
>Do nothing
Congratulations, now you can float.
Now on to swimming
>Float
>Move your limbs
Congratulations, now you can swim
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>>570058601
True for amerifats, but for other countries the lower average body fat means floating isn't assuredly a passive activity.
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>>570058601
I sink though.
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>>570059096
Based starving African btfo'ing the white man's greed and gluttonous lifestyle.
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>>570059216
Muscle makes you sink anon...
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>>570059192
Then you didn't follow the instructions properly, try again.
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>>570060821
I don't want to. I don't need to learn to swim. It doesn't benefit me.
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Just imagine summoning a servant and she laughs in your face when you tell her you can't swim.
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>>570061086
Jalter wouldn't do that to me...
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>>570060916
Quote from man who drowned
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>>570061981
Why would I drown? I don't go in deep water. It doesn't flood where I live. Drowning is just not a thing that will happen to me.
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>>570062162
You will drown in your own cum
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>>570062340
I'm not in a jar though.
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>>570062162
Well a lot of people here are autistic, and it's a leading cause of death for autistic people.
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>>570062427
Entire world will be covered in cum
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>can only go to beach once or twice(mostly never) a year
>lately i've been missing out with those since it alligns with my shift as a wagie
At this point i'm just saving face, i really don't like getting mocked at the beach for not knowing how to swim so i just avoid going there in the first place.
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>he's not scuba certified
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>>570062730
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>>570064024
what are you
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are you going to watch the world cup?
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>>570064541
I don't really care about soccer.
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>>570064541
I don't like football
or any other sport in general
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>>570064541
No
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>>570064658
Made for sloppy blowjobs.
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>>570064541
just the opening game and only to see how much the shitshow grows around it wiht all the protests and blockades currently going on
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>>570064541
No, i don't have interest in watching people playing sports.
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>>570064541
Why would I watch the world cup? I don't watch the world cup. It doesn't world cup where I live. The world cup is just not a thing that will happen to me.
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fgo world cup when
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>>570064541
no
fuck fifa and everything related to them, they should all burn in hell
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>>570064541
I only watch /o/ sports.
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i only watch porn and anime
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On the topic of other shit, and good games lately? I feel like I'm just playing old shit and weird niche indie games these days
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>>570065631
I'm looking forward to Ace Combat 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIIIHmEAdEI&list=RDQIIIHmEAdEI&start_radio=1
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>>570065631
fgo
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>>570065837
FGO is just a handful of 40 ap nodes I can automate these days. That hardly counts
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>>570065631
the latest E3 was among the shittiest ones ever
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>>570064541
Why I would waste my time watching that shit
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>>570065631
blasphemous 2 recently got free DLC content in which they added a whip weapon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6XDqKWXb0&list=RDzn6XDqKWXb0&start_radio=1
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>>570066159
Doesnt look like Fate/Grand Order NA character
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>>570064541
I will watch every soccer game and the NBA finals and the UFC fights
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>>570067042
mmmmmmmmm tanned erechan
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>>570067042
>PATHETIC PHONY GODDESS WHO LOVES ANAL AND ALWAYS BEGS FOR MORE
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>>570067042
>UFC fights
It's been a complete and total semen slurping sport for the last year and some change now. Can't stand that shit anymore, hopefully Dana explodes from roids and someone competent takes over.
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>>570068783
I agree but the white house card is gonna be a must watch shitshow
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>>570069291
Don't worry I already saw the script. Card will be about to start, maybe one or two fights will happen, suddenly a huge Polymarket bet will come in that it'll get cancelled, suddenly Daner will come out and go "Uhmm...unfortunately...due to potential severe weather conditions...for the safety of our guests and fighters, the rest of UFC 250 will be cancelled..." and then it's over. The next day they'll announce they're leaving the abortion there though and will have more cards there.
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realistically how would you survive this?
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I think it's about time we get Alter City. She's been waiting long enough
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>>570070582
Use a command spell to order mash to shit herself
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>>570070698
What would a City Alter be like?
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>>570070840
slums
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>>570070962
So slutty City? Hot.
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>>570070840
Brown
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>>570071034
Also hot.
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As long as they never make Maeh Alter
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>>570070582
>Gudako's already survived almost 11 years of this
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Wait wtf these last few advanced quests don't even give quartz. Will they add the missions this anni or something?
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>>570072087
you got it backwards
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christ that was tough. konstantine carried tbqh
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>>570072643
I remember doing this shit with Hans and Mash and Lu Bu
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>>570072915
Hans Mash Lu Bu could almost be read as a phrase. Han Smash Lu Bu.
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>>570072643
still haven't cleared it yet. I don't do enough damage at the 22nd turn with my Jalter berserker
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>>570075108
We call her Jerker here.
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>>570072160
True, everyone's survived her!
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>>570075805
I'm doing the jerking while she watches though..
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Fucking Jerker man
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>>570073205
Historically accurate considering Liu Bei teamed up with Cao Cao to do Lu Bu dirty.
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>>570075805
>>570075935
We call her Jummer here.
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https://x.com/i/status/2064527625960493516
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>>570075935
What do you mean?
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>>570076826
HAI HAI!!!!
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>>570067042
>I will watch every soccer game
Ok
>and the NBA finals
Not my cup of tea but ok
>and the UFC fights
Mega cringe
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>>570076973
Ok~!
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>>570076935
This
https://litter.catbox.moe/lphrjn099bi7jvsl.jpg



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