>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergPrevious >>569874329
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>>569975850is that the rot halberd?
>>569976503yea
>jobbing to a tutorial boss
>>569975940He won >>569978436xhe lost
>>569978704:thinking emoji:
>try randoms because it's been a while>beastslop>haloslopoh yeah, that's why
>>569978030i like when you chug in his face
>>569979319What depths? I like to mess around in D4 and they are pretty rare, and when you do see them they are always giga jobbers on the nightlord and its really funny.
>>5699797375
>>569979319Solo runs can be fun.
>>569979854boobs
wake me up when the autists are queuing
>>569981028Most of them only play one or two runs a days now if you’re lucky unless you want to deal with Trish’s weird troon group
>>569981201>Trish’s weird troon groupWho?
Atm i have 3 relics, but i saw that in DoN you get room for 3 more relics, but these come with handicaps. Once you unlock those can you use them out of DoN in the normal game or are they DoN only?
>>569981591They are DoN only.
>>569981591DoN only
TheCakers will judge
>>569981681>>569981689Thanks anons, then all the people i have played with had only 3 relics. Damn i need to improve lmao.
>turn tv to the zorb channel on at min volume before going to bed>expect to wake up naturally at 6am with the lantic, iskys, or duds show on>instead get woken up at 4am by some harpy screeching about a chatterI :heart: :reminder ribbon: foid streamers
>>569982034what a basedboy ngl. streamer simps are so creepy
gonna eat brekkie then q
>>569982034based and uncpilled
gg triple t
gg big buggers
my cc approved build, fists because i am a shittermore people should call out fistslop it's on a similar level to WA slop, just proc every negation in 1 r2 bro while doing only like 20 less stance damage than colossal
>>569982703Fists are only B tier slop, Skillslop is A tier and Halo/Beast slop is S tier slop
>>569982703that's very good, only missing defmotag to be perfect
>>569982879you don't nyeed defmotag unless you are running the funny damage on invis relic, you only need it for the invaders really
>>569982879duchess doesn't need defmotag, he ult is pretty low value compared to the others
>fist duchess is just as bad as double balancer duchesswe get it, you hate cc
How does "Defeating Enemies Adds Ult charge" become defmotag
>>569982917defmotag is always good to have on every build and every characterthere are lots of moments during the run that a duchess ult might come in handy
what's defmotag
>>569983013cc hasnt run duch fists in forever ydtpg lol
defeating ergies fills more of the ACK gauge
>>569983047D efeating E nemies F ills M ore O f T he A rt G auge
>>569983153kek
>>569983102like you would know
>>569983056I understand the reasoning it's nice for example to do a POI uncontested but this build takes a lot of lines and it's just a quality of life ult>>569983237thanks for admitting youre just shit stirring
>>569983102>>569975189
pitch me the guard counter recluse build
>>569983378No fists relic tho I bet
>>569983102he was running fist wylder the other day kek
jesus just keep calling it defeatingno one was confusing it with "Defeating enemies restores HP for allies but not for self"
>>569983567yes, wylder>>569983605i used to call it defeating enenmies
>>569983567Either Trish is making things up or he's telling the truth, but if he's telling the truth that means he's playing with cc, most likely on another account.Which of the new undertakers hasn't been seen playing with Trish? Joll or Dust comes to mind.
>>569983751what the fuck are you talkingim just aware its not that deepfists get boring
>>569983805But how are you aware of you're blocked?
>>569983928How come you know I play undertaker if I have you blocked
>>569983994Because you can't stop talking about undertaker.
catfight! catfight!
>>569982843Big disagree. You’re just looking at damage but fists in themselves are stunlocking gods, can revive 3 bars easily, apply status and you can max vigor and use those vig respecs without a negative. Beast and fists are honestly on the same tier imo, halo below them
>>569984047well dont worry your little head about such matters
trish would never use an different account to get around being blocked
>>569984208it'd just be really annoying i'd have to keep track of 2 bunch of relics
>>569984143Fists are not better than halo slop you fucking spastic
frotting with clapcake after a run...
>>569984598the cowcake is cute
>>569984771i want to kiss her and have her huge boobs push against me while we cuddle and frot
>>569984317Debatable honestly. Fists have an early snowball and can hold their own against any boss as well as the revive aspect. Halo slop has more rng involved and slower snowball at the start. When rating things people who have experience in the game should realize it’s not the exodia runs you should focus on but the consistency of a build and the likelihood of nightmare scenarios happening.
>>569985024Fat saggy jugs..
>trash thinking anyone respects his opinion after it taking 3k+ games, 12 games a day and duoing to cheat a streak
>>569985593thank you for being my fan and knowing all the lore
gamers?
>>569985634Kill yourself.
>>569986050whats up?
>>569986325u first
>>569985428>>569984317just the age old battle between consistent and safe vs high risk high reward
>>569986752Haloslop is not high risk.
>>569986798It is if you don't get it to drop and just keep getting angel wings or get it late day 2 while you sandbag entire day 1
>>569986725Nay, I am not destined to kill myself.
Reason haloslop feels risker than fist is because enemies gap closing attacks are typically harder to dodge and hard to read than their up close attacks
>>569984598>>569984771>>569985024>>569985459based
>>569986914oh no instead of halo slop I will have to use woe spear, blade of calling, family heads or one of the other 20 ranged purple weapon arts or one of the melee weapon arts that procs successive the horror
>>569986798You risk being "the Winged" and compared to the immortality of HP + negationmaxxing with fists its relatively risky but then again everything is.
>>569987030by using a low damage melee build the amount of things you can kill in a day is smaller which means less chances at negationa halo slopper with no halo slop can use other weapons to delete things, a fist user with no negation is completely useless
He's back.
slop is online by a single purple drop while fists need their weapon, a stone and at least 2 negations
>>569987193>>569987030>>569986932>>569986798The biggest risk is a day 1 wipe considering how useless you are in the early game if you have 2 retarded chinks as teammates.
im scared of duskbloods being good bros it will be shit and 30 fps right please say yes?
Top 5 erg tgirls?
>>569981028Who are the autists>>569981201Who is the troon group
>>569987231Best king.
>>569986050hello how are u today?>>569987605me and jeenine tbqhwy
>>569987445Stop being poor
>>569987445Obviously. You can bet the online connection and service is going to be dogshit too.
>>569987445ac6 died in like a year and now nobody remembers it. miyazacuck is overrated af. nightreign is better
>>569987591ClapcakeTemmieTrishGremlinMonica
>>569987591TrishCowcakeTemmieElfMonica
>>569987814All future suicide victims.
I haven't been here in forever now. That said, gawdlike nightreign webms were promised for me 3000 years ago. I'll be waiting.YES INDEED even the 60s waiting period is here
>>569987814>>569988089the cowcake is my waifu desu
>>569987445Without even considering the terrible hardware, I saw some of the characters and they look like some ugly westoid DEI shit.
>>569987814>>569988089My Wives
>>569984598>>569985024>>569986983>>569987591>>569987814>lusting after men in dressesyou retards need to genuinely kys jesus christ
I'll keep doing it every single fucking day seethe all you want nigger!
>>569988228I really should have just shot this earlier
Pride month is not an excuse to live out your chaser fantasies in the elden ring general
gg strugglekino redemption run
>>569988228
>>569989163gg redemption arcI was in objective: survive mode half the fightED libra's madness "weakness" might as well not exist all the frenzy choices are comically suicidal to cast in that fight
>>569989016the mark pop on top really sells it>>569989481lmao
>>569988228fulgawd
>>569989958>>569988228Thats Full God to you
how do I pot scholar? even with 6 pot dmg relics and ninvaders my damage drops off late with generic fire pots
>>569990367ydptg
>>569988228I got you chief check out this fire gameplay
missing 6 7
>>569989049>>569988548terrjeetards… he fucked us good here with his good points… we need to repent…
>>569991346
>>569991346trishtinabros... we're so weak and pathetic...
>>569990778my bad uploaded the wrong version
>>569991346giga raped>wylder already lost his sixth sensekek
>everyone making fun of terr and trish againBy everyone I mean terr and trish of course. What is wrong with them?
>>569991858kek
1/3
>>569991858zozzle
>>5699921190/3
>>569992353; -; don’t make me go back to randoms I’ve gotten cozy playing with you guys
>>569992420I'll be queuing in a bit, gotta get breakfast first
>trash claiming fists are better than skillslop>trash stalking my builds
2/3!
>>569992692>my secret build is dormant fistswowzers
Yay lobby filled
>>569988228webms you can hear
>>569991858
>>569993036
GG Balanced on my balls!
>>569992047It magically stopped as the nintendo direct started lol.
ggs harmonia
ggs I was so ready slop it up too...
>>569993448It hasn't started yet though it's in like 40 minutes
>>569993448They actually stopped because they know who you are replying to and they are terrified of him.
>>569993902Who?
>>569994402what name do you see thrown around every time someone makes fun of our sisters?
terrKING
Hole shit the ironeye skill is broken.
>>569995217Feels like a balance to offset how low his dps is.
>>569995308it's not low, you're just building him wrong
>>569995363He has the lowest dps besides scholar. He needs something to balance that low but steady dps out his skill and ult are powerful.
>>569983102ok? but she ran it like 500 games in a row.
>>569992692can you unblock her please? she said she's sorry
Nobody has trish blocked stop pushing this narrative
>>569995451>He has the lowest dps
>>569995897It is just an excuse for the cord to talk about names on the anonymous website again.
queue?
FC?
>>569994737said no one ever faggot
>>569994737Said everyone ever friend
gg! Cozy run. Page-sama...
>>569996189Don’t talk to yourself retard
>>569992692Where did I claim that? as if this game's balanced in any way shape or form, also don't get ahead of yourself you blog every single fucking day
I'm eating then I queue up again in like 20-30
terroyalty
Post your top 5 unbalanced things in this game.
>>569996087>>568851537
GG, I like the floor!
gg mountainslop heolpi
>>569996739Day 1 grafted or mariasHaloslopWatchdog staffLifesteal fist spammingWylder dual greatswords backstep R1 (you get to take all the thrusting counterattack passives from ironeye and guardian)
>>5699967392x balancersbeastclawsorceries+12 physterr
ggs heolstor, feels like i've been catching strays left and right
>>569996739duoingrecluseundertakermkbplaying >3 games a day
>>569996926Wow we're sisters!
>>569996739A lot of people wouldn't like it but the number 1 slop is actually LLTBT because it absolutely cheeses the two hardests fights in the game
>>569996609But I didn't? Stupid schizo leave me alone
>>569996946>Wylder dual greatswords backstep R1 (you get to take all the thrusting counterattack passives from ironeye and guardian)Stop stealing my builds. Only I can be John Nightreign.
something i realised about balancer relics recently is that the 5% melee damage is probably better than phys+2 because it applies to split damage too so you really should be running red balancers on every melee build even if you don't skillslop
shartendo direct is starting get in here
>>569997198I've been thinking about this a lot. Red Balancer really does save you a lot too with the 20%. Any little debuff has it active at all times. I'll try it next run.
>>569997198You should already be running red balancer on everything melee for the invulnerability. 20% odds might as well be 90% in this game.
>>569997310don't care about that bing bing slop
queue nigger
>>569997162Shut up retard don’t talk to yourself
>>569997462no u
>>569997198I equate that 5% to having the evergaol line and already clearing 1 for free. I feel like that free gain is what killed evergaols more than the hollow. You simply don't need evergaol line when better relics have it built in for free.
>>569997450but duskbloods anon...
>569992692>> similar level to WA sloplearn how to read any post after that is not me even tho they had good arguments
Is there a way yo fight the everdark balancers without waiting?
>>569998265deep of night
>>569998326Will they drop there the relic for the normal game?
>>5699982651 cycle them with a crit build
>>569998417yes
>kairosoft one piece gameNo pogface but will get
>>569998265seamless co op mod
>>569998265They have very low poise, hit them so they animation reset. When they hyperarmor as a response you should be doing the last hit that kills them.
>>569998472I see, thanks anon. Then i will have to try that mode. Hopefully i don't get teamed with you so you won't lose lmao.
>>569998729Risking a loss in a game we've all played for 3k hours so you can get the relic will be worth it. We are dawn skins, don't fall into thinking like a darkness skin.
>>569998729you can't even get everdarks at depth 1 so it might take faster than hoped
>>569997310>ads ads ads ads>fire emblem slop>ninjala wonder worldyeah I'm good bro I'll just wait until dunkey makes a video
>>569998905That sounded racist.
>>569999007If he uses the pass he'll get pulled into a higher depth where it can happen. New guy can play a defensive build and get hard carried for the relic. >>569999130Racism doesn't exist unless it is institutionalized, if it is institutionalized they are reembrace skins (sorry for slurring).
>>569999096>ads ads ads adsuh yeah that's the concept
if you ever thought the absolute state of play event was bad here come the tendies
>>569999310it's for non-thirdies who can actually afford a switch 2. nothing for you
>>569999421seethe tendie thirdie
>>569999421lol I have a $4000 pc, lower your tone when you talk to me consolepeasant.
>>569999310>flamewars whataboutism
>>569997508No
>>569999292sorry I just don't have a high enough blood onions concentration to watch ads for a showcase show
>>569999421The only reason consoles exist as a concept even though they are inferior to PC's in almost every way is because there are too many thirdies who do not have the superior white man living spaces to even fit a PC setup in their room.
Would you play with me even if I'm bad but I'm trying my best
>>570000032we're all bad here yung blud
>>569999991you mean actual youtube ads? I don't even watch any of these shows but getting ads is a skill issue
>>569999310>1 new game in 30 minutes, everything else re-releases
>>569999609I have 7 PS5s with no game to buyKeep that in mind, they design this driveto improve loading times, that's all I know
>>570000032yeah if its not depths its like a low cortisol relaxation game>>570000165The entire stream is an ad
>>569999991You know the showcase trailers are ads also right?>>570000032No, but I don't play with anons as a rule. If I found you in the wild I'd help you the best I can and do emotes to show you I'm your guy. I'd rather be a guy doing the cheering emote after I res you than be the guy pointing down at you as you watch me not res you.
>>570000271do you lose depth points if you fail a match? why is it so stressful?
why are we watching this again?
>>570000371maybe there's duskslops
>>570000371Duskgods will save us
>>570000357I think you start losing points in D3 or higher, we've been playing in D5 torture mode for the longest time where you just have to be more aware at all times, no turning off your brain and just unga bungaing because you die in 1 hit a lot of the time.
Imagine if they introduce cross-play for Nightreign, and Switch 2 version of the game.
>>570000357Yeah, and the penaly is higher if you lose quicker. It is only stressful if you care about climbing depth. The depth levels don't feel like they matter until you hit D4 though, that is the wall.
>>570000357they have a sissy streak to protect so they can't risk any new players joining the pass
>>570000550Wdym, I still do the unga bunga in D5.
>>570000796Some of the people on the pass think the game is hard.
gg adelsorry i was distracted by tendy while routing
>>569982034Sorry about that anon
>>570000946One thing I can say is that the game is very addictive.
>>570001017and for me, for some reason, the game was running like shit, like 25fps.
>>569998265Grow some balls and just fight them https://www.twitch.tv/zorban/clip/EphemeralTsundereTofuKappaWealth-M0ODLvlQFeKVTBnW?filter=clips&range=7d
>>570000946if everyone ran the dream team of rev/duch/iron then every game would be free
gg smol chickens, what a goofy but chill run
DUSKBLOOOOODSSS OHHHFFUUUCJKKM
THERE IT IS
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570001123It has classic roguelike stimming. All the moving parts paint a very clear picture of potential builds or damage and every run is you chasing the dragon to assemble the build you know is there. >>570001292The game is already free you can do any party comp and breeze thru the game.
>>569994737>horse rape victim lol, lmao even
lol
i cannot fucking wait to watch jee play the network test
>5 second trailerth-thanks I guess
>literally nothing>no dategod fucking damnit dude
this whole show was a colossal tendietroon L my sides
not showing anything but having a fully playable test within 2 months is crazy but im down
>Literally 8 seconds of stuff we’ve already seenWhat
>>570001546>this rat-bird thing is maleguess im gay now
we're reaching nothing happening levels previously thought impossible
behold, the first soulslike battle royale
>>569999130Good>>570000247What a strange lie post
>>570001245That's why i'm asking. I want to fight them but i'm not able to do it because it seems they only add 3 ed bosses per week.
>No release date>Tarnished edition months awayWhat the actual fuck have From been doing? Is developing for the Switch just that bad?
I fucking hate from
wdym, aren't you guys excited to play the network test?you have a switch 2 right?
Nightreign 2 when?Predictions?
>>5700017502032
>>569998484goy cattle post>>570000647>imagine if they did something awfulsurprised crossplay wasn’t in at the start though
>>570001680CONSOLE EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY WATCH EM FLY BY AS THEY PORT TO PC LOSE EXCLUSIVES AT THE END OF THE GEN I HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAY IT'S SO UNFAIR
>buy a switch 2 and [don’t] get into the closed network test for a game we’ve shown nothing for :)kys fromsoft
>>570001750>Nightreign 2I just want more dlc pls from
>thumb fighting gets 5 minutes of footage>new fromsoft game gets 8 seconds of pre rendered cutscenes and nothing else
>>570002101Kek, here's to
>remakes>cutsey animeslop>releases 10 year old+ games with horse armour>10 seconds Duskbloods trailerDogshit summer of game events
>>570001703>Is developing for the Switch just that bad?It is multiple generations of tech backwards my dude. Its like deciding to develop for the PS3 today.
>>570002076>>570001750This, just give us mod reign, make it official and bug free (lol) add 2 new characters, 2 new nightlords, new skins for everyone and boom stonks + 67tillion dollarydoos
They won't show gameplay because it'd run at 20 fps on the shitch
Guess I’ll play the jujutsu kaisen thing or something
>>570002076They still have to explain who the corpse we give the nightlord rune to is. And who the woman in the flower behind the cord ends is.
>>570002372It's 2026 how are nips still so allergic to owning PCs that this disaster of an idea even got off the ground
>>570002631I heard their law offices still use fax machines
>2nd remake of OoT>nintendo hire this man graphicsDogshit
>>570002101raped poster
>>570002576>They still have to explain who the corpse we give the nightlord rune to is.Duchess> And who the woman in the flower behind the cord ends is.Nox equivalent to Marika that accepted her fate after they did the false runes ritual.
>>570002794I don't want to see what have they done to my game.
i guess nightreign queues are dead on weekdays now
>>570002993Your game was crap when they released it on the 3DS
>>570002921marica means faggot in spanish
duskbloods is going to get obliterated by GTA kekno one will give a shit
>>570002794>2nd remake of OoTThere's a remake of Oot?
>>570002480Absolutely lol>>570002519Shut up
>>570003236OoT and MM got remade for 3DS
>>570003172Its cool that a different word means something in a different language. Jar means container in english.
>>570003081
gg snow bunnies (mtn top gaming) vs white women! Every game I say I'm not gonna use Raider invader weapons, but then you two drop me 2 two-handing Raider invader weapons. How can I say no?
Hope they add eyes to the bosses and navy telling you that you must hit the eyes to damage the boss :)
>>570002882don't describe your current state thanks
>>570003236>>570003369I thought you were talking about master quest for the gamecubeIt's the >3rd remake then
Nintendo collab has been a disaster for fromsoft. I guess the switch really is that bad of a console to port to.
There is still one last hope in my heart.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mWokivSXY
>>570002576The cord end item itself actually fills in the gaps here>The cutting-gifted tribe vowed to sacrifice their flesh while concealing the truth. But the girls were too young to oblige.>But the girls were too young to obligeThe cutting-gifted tribes are the wood and plain folk (duchess and recluse) They were given the twigs of sacrifice by the nox to commit to the false runes. But they were too young (hopeful) to oblige and snitched after the fact (atonement). the nox wanted to end reality and tricked people into helping them, then those people snitched because holy shit ending reality ends us too we don't actually want that. Since Marika held the real power in the setting she could lean on the nox and force them to fix the issue they made and that is how we got nightreign. The desire to bring about the Night came from a moment of weakness that was moved past and everyone involved wants to fix it.
>>570003573Good run cupcake I'm so proud of you 0 downs
>>570002773>>570002631>>570001983>>570001703>>570002101You have to understand the clout Nintendo still wields over there in Nippon. The name is still legendary and they practically shit in toilets made of gold. Whatever shortcomings or hiccups they’re currently experiencing is probably totally worth it just for the opportunity in their eyes, never mind the cash they probably already made just for the deal. Still, only showing 10 seconds at your main promotional event doesn’t inspire the most confidence… lol.
>>570004220Thank you!!! <3
>>570004061dragons dogma 2 was poopy, brother
>fully playable network test in "summer 2026">0 new footage shown. not even new cgi shit or a lore trailer or anythingI'm not a nintendo doomer and I'm happy I'm getting my duskbloods/xenoblade/splatoonslop but that direct was awful
Holy shit man, i think either Nintendo realized they got duped by From or From themselves realized this is the most sure to fail project of all time, fucking 10 second trailer for a game releasing this fucking year.That was just wack.
the art direction looks incredible, vampire fromsoft game will be of unforgettable permanence, this thread is so mad it's delicious
>>570004342I hope their birthrate drops another 0.2 points
>>570004697You tried.
>>570004537I know, but maybe they fixed something!
reminder that the malded gaymers itt cannot wrap their minds around the concept of mystery aurafarming and how it actually benefits duskbloods even more
never owned a nintentroon console nor played a nintentroon game and never will
>>570004697post your switch 2 or shut up thirdie
>>570004363Clapcake will you have sex with me please? I also want to frot with you
>>570003663pipe down poorfag you weren't getting a switch 2 anyways
so any new news about our upcoming bing bing wahoo souls game?
>>570005054no
>>570004942my husband asked me when i want him to buy it for me and i said when tarnished edition comes out and he said okay cutie cute and tucked me into bed
>>570004795Sexiest Duchie art I've seen in a while
>>570005113no...
>>570005054They just had a trailer in a direct, same game they've been developing.
>>570005185thats what i thought. stupid larper
>>570005209she is canonically the flattest ass in the roster
>>570003573Wouldn't it be White women vs White women? Weird distinction to make of yourself.
>>570005209She got that Vigor respec
>>570005054Nintendo Has FORGOTTEN About 3D Mario
>>570005353Im not whitet. trish
hello miyazaki, this is what i want in duskbloods:-cool subversive vampires-cool wolfs and wolf people-less sexualized women-cool mysterious guys with good haircuts and deep voices-cool dinosaurs-cool maps that blink into existence within other maps-cool angry moon symbology stuff-a cool goat with a fish tail-cool psionic mind powers-cool movesets that are flowy and fun-a cool car-cool lore about the rat birdys-cool cutscenes with vampire operatic music-cool nasty drugs as power ups
>>570005054The trailer might as well have been a collection of 5 still images.>church panning shot>guy panning shot>different guy panning shot>another panning shot>now a rat with wings panning shot>network test this summer :)I honestly thought the whole game was launching this summer. It’s almost certainly delayed. I guess the switch really is that bad of a console to develop for.
>>570005839good points
>could’ve got dark souls 4, bloodborne 2, sekiro 2, elden ring 2, a new soulslike IP or even more nightreign content>instead from has wasted their time on a dead device exclusive that they’re too scared to show gameplay of
>>570005185Didn’t happen>>570004919I haven’t had one since the 3DSThey just don’t make ‘em like that anymore…
>>570005839>less sexualized womenfuck you foid
>>570005342>she is canonically the flattest ass in the rosterHighly doubt when Revenant and Recluse exist, in fact Duchess canonically has the NICEST ass on the roster and ydptg. You prob think Undertaker has the nicest when it's an illusion from her nun outfit, she is actually a flat fraud when her model is exposed. Meanwhile DuchGoddess: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IwmmSmlQ2U
>>570005295Im not larping this has been the agreement for a little while and I want other stuff first and I am in bed next to him and no he won't say the n word right now he is in a work meeting
Well at least it looks nice considering it's on switch
>>570005916From botched dark souls release on PC. A lot of the downtime has probably been them learning how to work with the switch which all in all is probably a pointless decision
>>570005916Do you smell it? It has the smell of development hell.I bet they can't make it run in the crappy nintendo hardware.
>>570005629That post wasn't made by trish thoughbeit
>>570005969I wouldnt even have minded the S2 exclusivity if it was a fucking proper new game and not a pvp focused tarkov clone.This is just Deracine 2, but at least that had the decency of being a small project.
>>570006107too bad it'll run like hot garbage as proven by their tarnished edition showcase which ran like shit and they've been too embarrassed to show anything since.
why bitch2, tendies cant pay that well for a PVP game that will inevitably fail for being a pvp game in the bitch2 in the first place
>>570005047>coping this hard after that horrendous directyeah whatever bro enjoy your thumb wrestling game
I can already feel how delicious the anger of you lot will be once the game comes out and I am playing it, it will be outright orgasmic
>>570006372I would agree but small projects and ports on the switch are taking years longer than they should. I was irritated with exclusivity, but not angry, but at this point it’s a detriment to future releases. The stuff I really care about. Resources are being wasted trying to get their titles running on a fucking psp for no reason. I blame their parent company.
>>570006517miyazaki isn't perfect, he makes mistakes too sometimessee: dark souls 2 and bloodborne
>>570006537Watch what you say buddy my thumb can get really big
>>570006571you tried
>>569975850https://x.com/TheDuskbloods/status/2064358176968114288Bros...
>>570006801how does a thumb become huge rotund and bulbous? I have seen it in some guys and it's crazy, how does it bulge outwards like that
>>570006730*dark souls 3 and handling of nightreign
>>570006571you dont have a switch 2 larper
>>570006901https://x.com/TheDuskbloods/status/2064358005987238377>Summer 2026
>>570001101wasn't wraff but the person they raidedhonestly my fault for not programming auto-off earlier but still a rare talent to lose unconscious viewers
>>570006571I’ve been shilling the game here for a while but development is not going well if their announced plan is to launch at the same time as gta6
>>570006926we literally just went over this, I will have one by the time the game comes out
>>570006915Putting all the force into the tip of your thumb when gripping. People get hammertoe by putting all their weight on their big toe for extended periods of time, the hand is the same but for gripping.
>>570006649The only silver lining of this whole debacle is that we know From is always working on multiple games at the same time (ER, Sekiro and AC6 were all done together at different paces with different teams) so at least we wont have to wait long after Duskblood releases and we get a proper new game.
>>570007158Shut up larper
>>570006998No exact date for the supposed NT taking place within the next 2 months is crazy
this guy is absolutely going to have a 2nd phase where he transforms into a big scary monster
>>570007141God look how chopped these characters are, they could have made a hot ara ara vampire waifu and they went with this shit.
>>570005209You are brown.
>>570007179that sounds like a crazy amount of force to make it that way, kind of scary
>>570005839kys cringe foid
>>570005969Literal worst case scenario>>570005839>subversive>moon>drugs>sexualized Made it too obvious but you had something here
>>570007359Pretty sure that’s a player character
>>570007359Game has multiple eras so everyone will just kill him with a laser gun.
>souls style pvp game>in a kid consoleWho thought this was a good idea? Any of use will be able to clear the whole server while having one drink in one hand.
>>570007359is he going to be the dino guy?>>570007440i genuinely don't even understand what your point is or what exactly was made obvious
>>570007441don't think so>>570007526what
>>570007395Don't talk about your ethnicity in third person. Nothing wrong with what I wrote.
>>570006730low effort>>570007186i doubt we’re going to going anything sooner than 2 years from now depending on when duskbloods releases but yes they’re almost certainly cooking up something else at the same time which might get revealed at the game awards or something
>>570007567Wdym, Nintendo fans are adults now
>>570007612it's PvP dummy, that frame is a fight between two players
>>570007612The game is set during a bunch of eras mashed together, they've only really shown the victorian era. The future eras will have laser guns and swords.
>>570007567Until you get matched vs Zhu Zhang Chang with 999999 hp and one shots you with his parrying pistol.
Stupid piece of shit Margit with his hour long delays.Stupid piece of shit trolls tossing pots at us during the Margit fight. And then immediately after he's dead, they completely stop.Stupid fucking piece of shit developer, can't even give a preview of the game before the network test.
>>570006998The forgot spacebar
>>570004032>>570004342>>570004665>>570004919>>570005916>>570006136>>570006517>>570007567Please chill with the truth nukes, the tendie copers can't handle it right now
>>570007715that anon is clearly living self deluded, he cannot admit to himself that the switch is an enormously popular console for adults here in japan, he needs to stay in his outdated reality where only kids play nintendos and women don't post on 4chan, but if you are well adjusted you already know these are things of a 20 years ago world
>>570006026>>570007431calm down they probably just want to avoid gooner spam in the gennie
>>570007834>The forgotYou are also ESL, you pakijeet.
>>570007636Negro asses are not attractive.
Are you guys excited for Xenoblade 4
>>570007796>>570007526That sounds like a comically bad idea that will lead to a total absence of visual integrity but it kind of depends on how they handle it too I guess
>>570007834what means duskbloodson
>>570007824kino
>>570007640While Sekiro to ER was a rough 3 years, ER to AC6 was just 1 year so my hopes havent been shattered that we get something next year.>which might get revealed at the game awards or somethingGod i hope so, i need something for my From addiction and Duskbloods aint cutting it.>>570007359Im 99% this is a player character, remember this is pvp focused, its probably an unlockable hero.
>>570007441i wish we can have the character creator back so players can show off their personalities better, nothing too fancy, something like monhun's should be fine.>>570007604some vile black sludge is going to emerge from his eyes during phase 2 of his boss fight, calling it now.
>>570008049Duskbloods already sounded like a comically bad idea. The trailer already showed a tin man flying on a jetpack anon, everyone laughed about it. RTe game is going to be a tonal mess.
>>570007938>in japanstay the fuck in your lane filthy gaijin
>>570008059I am the duskbloodson
>>570007834i saw that too and loled>>570008049this kind of fart-huffing shit right here is a predictor of the endless cope that /v/tards will cry with about duskbloods, visual integrity on my ass this game is going to be spectacularly unique and overwhelming in its artistry like a gothic-melodrama Bosch painting
>uhh network test SOON guys>no date for that either tho>game is still coming this year what is happening
>>570005353>>570005629This. I can't claim us all to be white when it's only me and maybe Duchess. Plus we're taking the term back just to mean enjoying being in the snow! And we did enjoy the mountain tops. And part 2 since pinky was on me the whole time it was more like white woman vs pink woman.>>570004969I promised I would try to be good so, I can't answer, but you know the answer.>>570007832I felt so bad for you, but it was so funny. Being hunted by Morgott while being orbital bombarded by pots from out of line of sight was such a mean prank. You were chunking with your melee weapon though, you beat the hell out of BBK.
>>570008325Dodgy looking bloke that one>>570008467ugly "art"
>>570008325
>>570008563All the characters in that previous screenshot are white though dumbo>Duchess and 2x Undertakers vs White Valkyries
>>570008467Business deal disguised as a gameFrom couldn't say no to the nip-izzat from nintendo and the partnership bucks
>>570008563>you beat the hell out of BBK.A small consolation. I got lucky that he didn't do any of his stupid moves, and actually engaged with me fairly.
>>570008237Holy fuck I completely forgot about that kek they have no clue what they want this game to be. Everything about it is shaping up to be a hodgepodge of nonsense, then you remember Tarkov is also one of its inspirations and it’s just even funnier from there. >>570008345>source: your unwashed assWhatever you say junior
>>570007834>moontearswillThis is a secret lore reference only real loreheads will understand, ohhhh Duskblood Ring.... ohh Duskbloods Ring..... thou were't... Duskbloodivorous...
>>570008748Okay well if we're talking about our character models then yes, white women on white women crime, but our asses were fatter, our moves were stronger so we came out on top. >>570009016As a colossal weapon enjoyer it was satisfying to witness. I also enjoyed that we dropped both Godfrey's and Godrick's axes that run.
>>570008467honestly, i don't mind it being delayed for a bit longer if that means we get to enjoy a game without framedrop issues.
>>570009016I stand next to a rock when fighting him so he'll hit the rock and reset his animations over and over. Fuck that faggot boss. Fuck any boss that forces you to back up to crit their head or risk hitting their body and taking them out of their stagger.
>>570009249Imagine all three of them doting on a cute shota boy they came across in Limveld while adventuring
There are a little over 200 days left in 2026. And they don’t know the date for the network test that will determine the date for the 2026 release date?
>>570007526ER did a massive change up to the moonlight sword so I imagine the endgame weapon everyone will be using is going to be the Karasawa from AC ported into whatever genre this game is going to be.
>>570009437feminized porn addicts say this
>>570009872Usually it is someone that got infected by the pedo virus by being molested or abused themselves as a child. You only ever see 2 extremes come from it - they either become the predator and repeat the cycle or they become a 1 man crusader against pedophilia. It is pretty obvious which one the cord became.
Reminder that even if Fromsoft gets the game to run well, it’s a multiplayer game on switch. Meaning everyone will be on WiFi. Everyone will be on WiFi. In a PvP Fromsoft game.
>>570010773So it'll be the same it has been for years? Wild.
>>570009325>if that means we get to enjoy a game without framedrop issuessilky smooth 12fps
Can't wait for anon to rape all the pvers, make them hate the game and post sick style webms! Will you guys even be able to record
>>570010773you forgot the fact that everyone needs to buy the monthly/yearly subscription just to play online.
>>570010925I'll record once and ruin his life again, it is going to be fun.
>>570010925Kill yourself.
>>570010951lol the shitch has that too? i thought only xbone and snoy made you pay extra to use your own internet which you already pay for
>>570010951You forgot that nintendo fans do not buy 3rd party games.
>>570010951Lmao. Do tendies even get complimentary games like PS players do at least?>>570009526Correct. Dumpster fire in the making.
>>570010128you give them too much credit in an age where malicious agents on the internet have perfected the methodical pipeline of porn addiction via cartoons and internet clique peer pressure
>>570010951Ah damn, i completely forgot about that. Miss me with that gay shit then.
>>570011150sadly, yes that's a thing, at least for the old switch.>>570011215idk what this means sorry>>570011380you get access to some retro games and Tetris 99, i think that's all.
>>570010951My switch came with a year. I haven’t activated it yet. And I figure the game will be dead to Fromsoft after a year like Nightreign so that’s… something…
>>570010925I'm going to rape jeetwhine and avatroons from here and post webms
>>570009249Dutchess isn't that big.
>September arrives>new official duskbloods twitter announcement >SUMMER NETWORK TEST RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCED FOR NOVEMBER 19>DUSKBLOODS COMING 2026 :)
>>570011060>>570011060are you talking about duskchuds or a snuff film>>570011563perfect... invaders basically became commandos in base elden ring from all the L2 spam 3v1s, should be quick work! and the game is free for all right
>>570009872Huh? I just think it would be cute. Imagine them going all "where did this cutie come from?" and "are you lost, little boy?"
>>570011539Historically, 3rd party (non-nintendo games) have a very low conversion rate for nintendo console owners. They'll all buy mario or zelda but they won't touch anything that doesn't have the nintendo logo on the box. It has been a consistent trend for them for like 30 years. The NES was the last time 3rd party sold well on a nintendo console.
>>570011867Duskchuds. We let a lolcow get uppity about killing people in the starter zone for a while then accept his duel invite and record it and ruin his life. We've already done it to this guy once. He will assuredly fall into the same trap again.
>>570011940sounds like duskbloods will be a good example for you to finally realize that "historical precedent" has been a largely meaningless consideration since 2020
How many playable characters will Duskbloods have?
>"'"""Sorcerer""""" scholar>The only way to outdps outdps the ding ding bell is to get Stars of Ruin and spam it, every other spell genuinely cannot match the bell or the difference is so small as to be a statistical writeoffThe math is goofy
>>570011875you watch too many japanese cartoons that have socially ostracized you and turned you into a disgusting soul
the erg nigga jar
>>570012310shut up foid
>>570011940sounds about right, i think i only have less than 5 non-nintendo games on my switch. i only bought it to play fire emblem in the first place, which will be true for the switch 2 as well, duskbloods is just an extra.
>>570012137Or he'll have another point of his graph proving him right which is what will happen.
Sorry to leave the game, I have to go drive someone to the hospital!
cute nightrein arts from pixvi
>>570011867>>570012107Who are you talking about
>no tarnished edition, no night reign finally gets SOTE weapons/spellsdead series.i am almost ready to uninstall elden ring for space. it was fun while it lasted, but I genuinely hate most of you so I won't miss it.
>>570012158Last time i counted the trailer it was between 12-16 depending on if certain people are PCs or not.
>>570012701Anon, he ruined someone's life and we still joke about it. He's done it to this guy a few times at this point. You should have seen the fallout from the fextra life false flag.
>>570012470hope everyone is safe and well anon
>>570012747
>>570012619Revenant is so cute, I only wish she wasn't so boring to play. I totally burned out on just standing at the sidelines of a fight flinging spells at a boss its just not that engaging even if you get a great run its just dull.
>>570012619I like the touch of weapons from das1-3, bb and er.
>>570012875Is this the origin story of tee oh ess?
>>570011867>>570012701can you, like, not reply to DOS
>>570013038ooft big trvke ducks do not want to read
>Its a bit late because I have been busy with personal affairs, but my art is finally complete! Happy anniversary #ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN! Ometedou!
>>570013323>>570013175just plain sad
I'm mad, just the Nightfarers have more sovl than anything Miyazaki's ever done, it didn't have to be like this
>>570013204Not sure, the guy that got his life ruined is too afraid to address the situation now and the guy responsible is too smug to explain it. The post below you shows that it has already found purchase where it needs to.
>>570013175But did you get permission????
do japs really like this game or is it a psyop
>>570013038there's always the option to play her in melee range with the strength respec if you want.
>>570000032yeah im the same as you but i have a feeling you just want to be carried
We didn't even get crumbs..
>>570013323I love the idea of all the nightfarers being bros and hanging out and partying together when not busy doing runsGiga comfy
>>570013562No one has played the game anon.
>>570013447this isn't true, they just designed them around anime tropes and you are cattle
>>570013704basegame cucks could never
>>570013380I dont blame From for not having faith in NR as it IS and looked like a cheap shovelware made of ER remains and das fanservice-bait by a newbie team.HOWEVER, i do blame them for not capitalizing on the surprise moderate hit that it was, it deserves a 2nd unplanned dlc.
>>570013447>>570013778the main thing is their storylines arent miseryslop, when you complete each nightfarers plotline it doesnt end with them going le crazy and commiting suicide or dying
>>570013704I like that they are all unironic good guys that save the world thru the power of friendship in a FS game. Even the bad guy in the group has his story be about taking the good guy side just because he likes the good guys. From is a studio that usually says its cool if you want to be evil or an ass, but in this game you are always the good guy being good. It is a nice change of pace. Moralfags won in the end and that is amazing.
why are erg executors so cool and powerful?
>>570012875Guardians are so lame and raped lol
>>570013585Yeah, but that's just playing her sub optimally which isn't fun and there's way better classes for that. She's a cool class but spells in Fromsoft games just don't have a particularly engaging gameplay loop even if they are great for DPS its just not as satisfying than dodging a boss and landing hits. Honestly my biggest issue with Revenant is how immobile she is, Recluse gets some movement while casting and can chain cast Rev has to stand dead still and if you can't find a cast speed up sometimes you will make a bad choice cast a spell see a hit coming your way a full second or so before it lands more than enough time to dodge but you just have to stand there and take it in the face, that just isn't fun. Hell I don't even know what the "restore FP when failing to cast" passive is suppose to do because you can't cancel out of spell animations unless you get hit in the face and at high depths on rev with such a small health bar and likely not huge amounts of negation you're going down.
>>570014110Thats the soma we love to see brother, keep it up. Emboldening the guy has worked out really well for you in the past lol.
>>570013923It probably makes Miyazaki seethe. Inb4 Dusksneeds goes back to the>Uhhh why does Thops die>Shut up chud he just does lol ooohh Elden Ring...bad end autismo.
They lose to horse on the regular thoughbeit
>>570014296Losing to horse is erg girl nature you can’t blame them for wanting to be horse’d
>>570014283>Uhhh why does Thops dieHeroes die when they complete their Work. Instrumentality is a huge theme in ER.
gg ED gote wave of gold is so expensive for strength duchy>>570012470thanks for dropping your stuff
>>570013936>literal fanfiction tier storylineswho cares? fanfiction from this thread has been more compelling, read a real book retard
Oooohhh nightreignden ring....
>>570014283>>570013923Maybe the amount of negative reviews for the first DLC because of huge skill issue from the mad and raped noobs who kept falling off and dying in the crystal map killed any hope for a future DLC
>>570014468cc what's your streak?
>>570014296no proof
>>570014592It's crazy that chinks bitching about the lack of Chinese translations or whatever gets called "reviewbombing" but mass negative reviews from shitters who can't get through ten minutes of gameplay without bright yellow paint telling them to TAKE CARE NOT TO FALL OFF THE TERRAIN! YOU WILL TAKE DAMAGE! never gets called reviewbombingiirc Silksong also had this problem early on with negative reviews from sub-sentient niggercattle who couldn't wrap their heads around 45 degree angles complaining it was not player friendly, though they were ultimately drowned out. Off the top of my head I can think of another half dozen games/DLCs that have their ratings made worse on the surface because of madcuzbad shitters
https://youtu.be/uLXGf0Z4iJk reposting this again because its still stuck in my head(i had to listen to it mentally all day)
>>570015106Us after a run
>>570014283>bad end autismoIt's a Japanese game, he worked himself to death. He literally tells you he's a "bluntstone", and then churns out a busted spell using every drop of inspiration his body could give.
>>570013038She is. Her cuteness makes up for it though. Definitely wish she was more engaging through. >>570013204No, it seems to be the origin story of one tee eee arr arr.
>>570015227What if she had a real functional meaty warm slick puffy uhhh
>>570014158if we're going by the optimal vs suboptimal logic, then duchesses should only play skillslop and other builds aren't fun because recluse is better at casting spells and the melee classes have more hp and more str. i get your point but playing optimally all the time is just asking to get burned out.
>>570015106Me on the left!
>>570015163>Just make more Silmarils Feanor!>I CAN'T
>>570013447>>570014106said no one ever
>>570014158You dont know what you're talking about, movement while casting & chain casting has nothing to do with recluse but the spell itselfRestore FP when failing to cast just restores like 5% when you can't cast a spell, usually due to no FP
>>570015419True, but strev is genuinely bad. It is a build for people that 'main' a character in a game where you shouldn't main anyone.
>>570014283>>570014553>oohh Elden Ring...I have to admit I find this meme moderately funny now
>>570014813cope
>>570015482it's just jeet fanfiction, best to point and laugh
>>570014971STS2 also suffered from thisThe second an actually good boss that couldn't be cheesed was added they review bombed the game into the ground and the devs caved
>>570015738Strev is fine when you use it properly and play rev more like a battlemage, but people are too memebrained and take it with dormant colossals so they can do the wholesome chungus bit
>>570015227this wax figure is melting
>>570015738i just won a d5 ED Libra game with strev a few hours ago, sure it wasn't the easiest but then again i got nothing to add to this discussion, i don't think you'd want to play anything off-meta so carry on.
>>570016135The whole build is chungus you retard
>>570015419Skillslop is "meta", by optimal I just mean a build that actually works well and does good damage. I mean the only way I could imagine running Rev other than throwing spells would be trying to imitate Raider? Go all in on Ult spam so she can face tank damage and trade without dying due to her ult. But there's no passive to increase her ult duration so you don't really have an option to extend that to allow her to trade lots. I mean From obviously thought that might have been a good option due to the taking attacks increases attack power passive on one of her relics but its just so impractical due to how short it lasts.
>>570015993Not completely true.They review bombed because in a single patch they removed all the easy infinites you could do with Iron Clad, Silent, Necrobinder and Regent by nerfing a lot of cards.And the devs were right, these infinites were incredibly easy to do and made the whole game boring.
>>570016135>more like a battlemageShe already plays like a battlemage due to shitty fp system fucking all spellcasters that aren't recluse. >>570016169I play off meta stuff I just accept that its bad. Hell, I have a dormant katana recluse to abuse rob with infinite fp. I have a bow duchess to abuse her quickstep with a bow. I play tonnes of off meta, I just know its bad.
>>570016471Imagine
>>570016471He's going to ult isn't he?
>>570014014this is the most stupid shit i have read here today + you are wrong
>>570016871have you not played Nightreign yet?
>>570016207Its only chungus if you make a chungus build
>>570014971Silksong had issues but yeah that wasn’t really one of them>>570015280She does buddy
>>570016956Some of our sisters rage like no other when we talk about the story. It is a weird cope by people that got intellectually filtered.
Is the game down or smthnew shadow dlc confirmed...
>>570016956wylder literally becomes the bad guy, also elden ring makes it unambiguously clear that recusants and bloody fingers are bad guys, evil red men who take the life of their own kinmarvel knowingly turns you people retarded i swear
oooo eldie ring....ooooo nightie reign...
>>570017220how does killing them even work? don't they just respawn?
Bloody fingers 5 life bro...
>>570017220he becomes Heolstor and turns him into a good guy, thats literally the story. The nightfarers inject heolstor with brotherly love (wylder) and motherly love (recluse) and selfless sacrifice (ironeye, the bad guy in the group that was supposed to assassinate the other nightfarers but doesn't) so it will understand why life is worth living. It is essentially putting the will to exist into a being representing pure nihilism. It saves all of reality, it is the most good guy action you could possibly take.
>>570017606This is the exact type of thing that would filter someone with no moral compass, perfectly explained by someone who has one.
>>570017606where did you got all of this lmao
>>570017204more likely that from forgot to pay epic to renew their hosting plan because let's be real they don't give a shit about nightreign anymore
>>570016471Weird Birdjeet wishful thinking
>>570016973Strevenant is a dev joke/chungus build by its nature.
gg adel, did you die and get respawned? kek
>>570018123damn this is some serious cope by people defending a literal canonical fanfiction lolif you have to tell anyone "im a good guy and have morals!" then 99% chance you are the worst kind of guy
>>570017315You mean in Elden Ring? Destined Death is sealed so usually when you die your body dies and your soul leaves your body. Destined Death is sealed so souls cannot leave bodies and people die but also can't die. If you're just left there you eventually stand up again as a zombie/skeleton
Darn the queue popped off, I was almost done crunching the numbers on greatbows and whos best with them
Stupid piece of shit Adel, beginning his grab immediately after I'm stuck in a full retaliate animation.Stupid piece of shit game for glitching and actually killing me in full, making me respawn with a level lost.
daily creasyjeet humiliation ritual
>>570018775the raped>>570018871this
>>570017606Anon the whole reason Wylder does what he does is to keep the Night going to keep Duchess alive, him existing as Heolstor maintains the status quo of everyone dying and fuels the existence of creatures like the Dreglord. He is keeping his sister alive at the expense of dooming the world and beyond.
>>570018681Yeah so whats the point of evil red men killing Tarnished (not random non-grace seeing scrub npc) that can all respawn from death? I also don't understand why there's a red version of you and the normal you. Like why is there a poopooman stuck in prison and the red poopooman just happens to be in the roundtable hold with a key to his own cell. Why can't he just bust himself out of jail?
daily creasypro expert opinion panel
>>570019115reminder that this is the actual story
>>570018747why bother, answer is always respec'd guardian but no one is going to play him anyway
cc why did you have creasy blocked anyway
>>570018747>whos best with themDuchess because of restage it's no contestThen technically Undertaker if you play around her skill and get night invader + ult dmg buff or night invader + incant buffThen Guardian
>>570018775Thing is, I'm not sure if retaliate can interrupt Adel's grab. Because Adel actually backs up a little before coming forward, that left my retaliate blast as an ambiguous distance, where it may or my not have contacted Adel. I can't quite say if it connected or not.But if it did connect, then fuck adel for being immune to retaliateIf it didn't connect, then fuck adel for backing up during his grab animation.
>>570016871>>570017220Bodied that maggot faggot thread shitter well done
>>570018747WyldGAWd as usual>>570019219>gimped character lol
*Daily CreasyDEITY Exaltation Ceremony
>>570019261Don't bring up old grudges. I don't know why cc blocked me in the past, and I don't care. It could be any reason, but it doesn't really matter.
>>570019540Probably because of your multiple essay spergouts and in-game jobbing.
>>570019540lol just look inside your heart you'll find the answer
>>570019148Red poopooman was poopooman astral projecting himself into the Roundtable hold while his physical body is stuck in the prison.It's like how Margit is just Morgott projecting a visage of himself, he's not actually there fighting in the flesh.>Why doesn't red poopoo free real poopooGood question, the answer: Fromsoft are hacks.
I liked the creasy essays
>>570019691ok.
>>570019809depth 6 looking crayzey!
If somebody blocked me because they're an idiot and then randomly unblocked me I wouldn't play with them, so cucked
>>570019540patently reasonable and well saidwe should all aspire to be this levelheaded
>>570019809lmao the terrbot with the autism stare
>>570020069it helps to be relaxed
>>570020040what if you were the idiot though
I took this screenshot for people who keep saying "just use your ult in an emergency, bro"I killed the dog, even after it grew to level 3. NEARLY died though. There was no way I could rely on an ult for this. Unless I retreated from the fight that is.
he keeps going
>>570020071>>570019992>>570018212KEKKK
you should all block me
>>570020437what happened after?
by blocking people you just ostractize yourselves and end up playing 30 runs in a row with pracjeet
>>570020767Nothing interesting. I managed to kill it just before Practice arrived to aid, and then we went about the end of the Expedition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsMkBnDoLRItake me back back home
>>570020923cute that you're practicing your new vocab words anonny work on your spelling a little more and i can teach you more
Thoughts?
>>570021162teach me a rare english word
Who is the least blockable ergie?
>>570021381practice
>>570021138>Fun meme>Umamusume and Vocaloid fans ruin it.
>>570021363Munificence, from me to you
>>570021348>blocked b tier horse jobberSmart choice.
>>570021660huh neat I didn't know that one>>570021452shes flexing on you
>>570021436>queue dodging seed checkerBe less obvious
>>570021348>.png.png>>570021381Me.>>570021436Not true.
>>570021381Piqf or gremlin
>>570021381Me
>>570021436I have him blocked though for the crime of being boring
>>570021872its ok i know your fruity self will misuse it embarrassingly elsewhere
>>570022283i think i got it i speak 3 languages
Was Nightreign revealed with so little mention of anything, too? I guess we're getting another story-light battle royale. Which means Miyazaki is using all his story-telling power for an upcoming single-player!
>>570021660Wow, that's fucking gay. Here's a better one: the word "ey" (plural eyren) is directly inherited from Old English and it means egg. Egg itself is actually borrowed from Old Norse.
oh my gosh trishtina speaks 3 languagesjust when I thought she couldn't get any more S-tier and genius
>>570022606deux semestres de francais a l'ecole publique ne constituent pas un veritable apprentissage d'une langue
>>570022973kill yourself
>>570022956Kill yourself, troontinche puto.>>570022973We know.
>>570022954old english nerdery is cringe and a cop out
gg zombie cold dogi played like shit and i really need to make a better build for libra if there's another incant user in the party
>>570022956portuguese is really similar to spanish>>570022973oui oui omelette du fromage
>/erg/
>>570023170How are you not bored in a S tier team playing S tier character against D tier nightlord?
>BRASIL MENCIONED
>>570023170gg regular guyyou two leaving early at that gaol was dumb, i cleared it alone like 40 seconds afterwards
>>570023163>My ancestry is shit and gay, actuallyThe Anglos are an eternally raped race.
>>570020437sorry for that early dog kill btw, can't help it sometimes
>>570023163Nah it’s cool>>570022737>spoilerAnd we know how good and not disappointing those are…
based! yes!! make shifty get raped and gang banged by beastmen of fareum azeula!! sissy rape sissy rape sissy rape!!!
>>570023394Im nordic and my mother tongue is basically already old english, learn a modern language and stop coping with your glorified trivia fest
>>570023626Kill yourself.
Nightlord felled
When we do gaols I end up like level 7 day 1 and without it level 11
>>570023252See >>570023081
>>570023697Arabic is a Semitic language, not a Germanic one, retard.
>>570023876they're just garbage at depth 5. only people left running them are the terminal contrarians
>>570023929that doesn't make sense your old english post says itself that it was norse influence not arabic? spanish is the arabic influenced one
>>570024073What irks me is the people who are running gaols were super sweaty when they were streaking, and now that they're done fuck everyone else I suppose
>>570023349>>570023842thank god you forced the team to miss out on 5 extra red drops so you could do 800 damage per rain of arrow cast on a thing bodied nightlord who teleports around constantly. good thinking sissy! caged sissy rape bait
>>570023697>t. ahmed mohammedsson from malmö
I seen an ergie in a thread in /v/
>>570024248You seem upset
>>570024162We were talking about modern languages, not Old Norse. Most of you are better at speaking English than a Northern Germanic language anyways.
>>570024385Link me
>>570024293I am not from disgusting sweden never say that shit to me ever again + my ancestry is sami from the north of the peninsula fyi
>>570024170Whomst are you complaining about
>>570024527klippi...
>>570024073>>570024162Gaols are still fine, theres nothing wrong with doing a couple on your routeIf its a timewasterboss like DRB or Red banished knights you can just leave it
>>570024417I'm upset that shifty duck is a cute sissy
>>570024170>sweating in Shartreign>>570024772Shifty is a 6'5 hairy man
>>570023364It's fine. It happens.
>>569988449>ugly westoid DEI shit.Which ones? Aside from the blatantly jewish one I mean
uh oh!!! poopy smelly!!!
>>570025357do you say the n word real good? do you have a black penis as a white man?
>>570025413eeeeeeerrrrrmmmm......
kuso... dsgawds defeated us again... we just can't win...
>>570025679cmon you said it so good to that poor impoverished child on vc who just kept responding to you with love and forgiveness
queued my niggys
when executor uses ult it looks like hes performing salah alhamdulillah
>>570023353xhe isn’t Anglo doebeit xhes a squatting morrocan >>570023697nothing about that makes any sense it’s just cool
when guardian uses ult it looks like a bird shitting down on the ground LOL
gg repeated evasions vs heolpiwhen he gets cancelled out of his orbs move by holy damage the ground AoE's still there, not the first time that's happened to me
>>570027702he got entombed right then and there
>>570027679>>570027702lol i can see it
>>570000550>>570000657I see. Gonna avoid queueing up with the password until I get good then
>>570027702>emem raidernani?
>>570027702yeah I was wondering what happened with those wisps
>>570000271you look like that?
>>570028243i look like this:>>570028135
>>570028349good doggy
>>570028135>>570028349WATERMELON SUGAR, AH!WATERMELON SUGAR, AH!
Im gonna make a nigga jar
>>570020437This raid is fucking trash anyway, holy shit the 3rd level after killing dogs 1 and 2 if you don't do it all at the same time is garbage. Uh yes I love trying to dodge a big dog while 5 smaller dogs spray fire that does insane DoT and triggers all your status build up on damage effects when it hits you and ticks multiple times a second. Absolutely atrocious.
>>570028745Its “high”
>>570012940I hope so too, but it's always a bad sign when someone gets repeated severe infections. >>570014468I'm glad you guys won! I mean, it was you two so I expected it was probably easier than me being there and 3 barring lol. You're welcome about the stuff! Sorry I forgot to drop my shards. >>570013038I love playing her, but after playing Caker so much lately the itch to have melee in my builds grows stronger. I've made some beast slop/strevenant hybrid builds that I'd like to run more, but I always worry about throwing (more than normal).
I don't actually like gaols guys I just wanted to be a wholesome chungus I'm sorryI took them off all my builds
>>570030145You sound like a duck
>>570030145what a fat fucking duck
I'm getting some real withdrawal symptoms since I stopped playingI still very much think about the game and you guys but it just doesn't spark joy anymore, this is painful
>>570030789*hug*
>>570030789it's ok to have an addictive personality anon and I wish you all the best in finding a new healthy obsession
9 months of no directs for 5 seconds of unreal engine link sleeping is crazy work, i kneel nintendo
>>570031776it was actually so funny
>>570031776I hyped for dragons dogma dlc
>>570030789I'll still be here for a while for adventures anon
Explain
>>570007141yasukebloods...
gg hotdogs
Does caligo just randomly decide to do the double spin-around itself frost breathe, what a fucking cunt
>>570032562Nice double crit KO.I got a little aggressive against the boss. Got a little lucky, since they couldn't one-shot me with all my negations. And had a pretty good fight.
>>570032605Hug his legs.
>>570033506I mean I always do that. I was gonna dodge one of the frost breathes around itself, but I couldn't even tell she was doing a different attack because it's so rare, maybe Creasy is right this game is dogshit
>>570031817>>570031916I'm glad I got my personal scrimblo bimblo announcements that I'm excited for so I can laugh at the direct from a distance or else I would be so annoyed
gg heolster, rare one phase
gg bullied no nuke hoelstorhad some good damage there
>>570034258>>570034267GG.Caligo killing me actually saved time cause I respawned next to her head lmao.
>>570031776kys zuk
>>570034267Undertaker's are the strongest in the password...
clutchcake
>>570034903Thank you! gg! Nothing bad happened at ALL.
>>570032321looks like a big sword too me, colossal even
>>570035134Can you kill yourself already
>>570035205thats kind of mean
>>570035205 (me)sorry wrong postage on that missive, meant for >>570027005
Hmm looks kinolithic
>>570035373i love miyazaki he just wants to make me happy and give me what i want
>>570035373>>570035941still not buying a shitch
>>570036475Miyazaki is overrated i dropped ac6, shit was soooo boring, Ishizaki is the new wave
>>570036475*shitch plus tendie online subscription
damage goats
>>570036615>miyazaki>ac6
>>570036879ching chong ping pongwhatever they arr rook same
SAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>570036934yeah sure ok goodbye forever
>>570034885FACT
What if the nightfarers were rectangular
>>570031916That does actually sound pretty cool>>570032435Don’t jinx it>>570036475This
>>570037481I kneel
>>570012619i hate her
>>570037481There aren't any good Underjeetas on the password.
>>570036879No wonder ac6 was so good, miyahacki didnt taint it with his BBC fetishes like SOTE
gg greg, wholesome taking turns critting
>>570039596gg
>>570039441so is it boring or good?
>>570039418Trish
>>570039441man shut the hell up
>>570040128I doubt there's a single boss he could solo.
>>570040514solo is easier you five shot the boss lol
>>570040240I was gonna make a post with the n word in it so thank you for once again being on my wavelength
4/6 slots were +21% skill damagethe spear skill was doing 2.6k ish per use to heolster lol
>>570039441Ac6 has a gay couple so by your standards it's bad too
>>570041247gg triple undertaker4th hoelstor in a row (one of you dodged maris)
>>570041247epic
>>570041542wasn't me, i don't believe i've ever dodged a boss
>>570041638it was me, i want to fucking punch the boss not zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>570022954anglisc niggers are getting locked up in a great big tide cage when we win
gg ed fulghor. It got a little harry there for a sec.
>>570043541>a little harry
>>570043973whose unc
>>570019172>>570019462Shut up cos (creasy obsessed schizo)
gg heolstor, left behind again
>>570044709gg! Terrible luck that run and half my balancer camp was in the rain and I had night tide damage
>>570044585We care shithead
>>570045034Me!
>>570045220Can I add you on steam?
>>570045220You? Are you implying you're a woman? Because I can almost certainly assure that you are not.You will from here on forward never speak such lies again.
>>570045575looks like a male skeleton to me grandad. have you been outside in the last ten years?
gg hectornightmare run no gaols OR ruins
gg 5th hector for dust
hawkshaw DS1 tinfoilpoisted again
gg hoelstorI think I overestimate how much I can stagger enemies with the greatspearsfeel like a went down too much that run
you know this is a trial and error game first and foremost and a mechanical game second, right
I missed the nintendo direct, what did jee say about the trailer
>>570045220this kind of shit is why /v/ makes fun of us
>no hitzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
>>570048414a non-pozzed channer is speakinglisten and learn
learned to play harvest moon by neil young today
>>570045034BWC plapwhore
>>570048414Oh no not the /v/edditGODS
gg greggers, smooth run, smooth fight, except for when he threw his poop at me while targeting Practice, that was kinda rude
gg greg! I got to be the night idol again! Thank you for the smithing 2. I didn't grab mine because that drop was too good to not give you.
>>570049335>>570049336erg girls are so cute and powerful and cool and nice...
>>570049336Crazy triple discus isn't guaranteed on anything. Why put it in the game if you an never use it idk they fucked up with the incant pool
that's no moon...
>>570030145shifty why do you randomize filenames
>>570049336>>570049336Nah my bad, I just didn't register that as you skipping the stone for it, felt bad when I noticed your seal was still blue. Great drop, many thanks, though I felt that attacks impaired +2 quite a few times lol
>>570049658<3 <3 <3>>570049696I hate that too, it's such a fun spell. I wish Rev got to start with a super gimped version called Night Idol Rings or something so we could still use it whenever. Make it like 30% power or something so it's not ridiculous. >>570049879LOL Sorry. Watching the full Stars burst do 9 total damage must is like "..." Not your bad at all, we found plenty of stones later in the camps. I got to purple up my Lightning AND my rings. I'm glad I made this semi-hybrid build to make sure I can still general use some spells like that.
anybody else is keeping an eye on Mistfall Hunter? it kinda looks like a Nightreign-like and there's a demo coming out soon>>570048604good shit
spooky cane greatsword worked way better than I thought it was going to (makes you kind of crouch so some attacks just go right over your headalso ᶜʳᵉᵃˢʸᶜʰᵃᵈ
>>570049781Why not? It's fun
gg. Screenshot is a mess, but I got to finish Heolstor with a crit. Feels good, man.
>>570030145>>570050958false duck, begone with you imposter
>>570050242It does feel a little underwhelming when you launch a moon at the demihuman queen and it does like 12 damage lol. At least it still applies the debuff. How were you with FP by the way? I know rings absolutely drinks the stuff, was trying to ult whenever I got it back to try and keep you topped up
>>570050956>>570050978>Spams jump attacks at youAhhh, just like the base game :)
>>570051169Thank you! Your timing was perfect on the ults. Every time I was like 1/10th of my FP you'd ult and I'd fill right back up. I was literally shouting "YES, GODDESS" when you did it because I got to spam so hard that game without stopping. Rev + Recluse is so comfy. Immortal Sebastian to face tank and Recluse song to spam spells.
gg chewsday'd
Somebody here should remind anons of maintenance every tuesday, do something useful for once instead of spamming crap all day
>>570049781A lot of nooooticers in erg
>>570052254Noticing this anon noooooticing
skill issue 251
>>570052002>>570052251What happened? You guys got kicked from a game?
>>570039441… What???>>570041253That does sound pretty bad
>>570050939I saw some gameplay myself and it looks interesting enough but I don’t know about it being a “Nightreign-like”>>570030145Enjoy this gimmick
Kissing the clapcake while we frot and also grabbing her big butt unf unf unf
>>570053426Yes, I always forget I'm so dumb
>>570044585>leaves out >>570018871 you arent subtle retard
>>570048658>>570048974This this this
>>570045034why is there so much genderbend art of executor?
>>570053656Based.
>>570053809lelI like playing with creasy
>>570053828>>570053656>>570048658>>570045034based and everyone is saying this
>>570053809Cos only talks about Creasy positively
>>570054287cos?
>>570053656>>570053703true>>570053924it would be cooler that way>>570054287there are possibly thousands of us Creasetards
>>570053809>nooooo don't make fun of my redditor leftard yellow fever 3 bar shitter you heckin chud
gg horse clean run
>>570053656this is what you two do after runs
>>570055141>I am 4chan supreme! I know all the 4chan memes! I know all the 4chan mannerisms! I know all the 4chan lingo! I recite them perfectly! Know me, and know fear! >:)
>>570053924brown troon character
>>570048414>execuck seethegood stuff
gg, ez bighorse kill, except for the part where the arrow rain melted me right out of my ult, that was suboptimal
>>570054384Some say cosm
>>5700555653/10 you can do better g
>>570055452>>570055782managed pull off this nice cancel during the fight
>>570055565>>570055618>>570053809Weird ass falseflag posts
/erg/ - Elden Raped General
take me back back home
>>570055618exejeetas are known erp'ers/trannies thoughbeit
>>570056720Stop talking so lewd all the time you're going to get us all worked up
>>570056324>letting him even start the horse run in the first placedogshit wylder
honeyed rays of gold deliver my spirit
gg greg, rare rotting of the rot lord, twice even.
>>570056324>posting fulghor charge interrupts in the big 2026holy cringe
>>570055141that’s not what i said
gg mystery greg
is it true that after a run ends ergies who are already in a 'cord call with each other have a cultural practice where they dont want to "waste" the call so they just stay in and erp instead
>>570056528strange mental gymnastics
ngl some of you have the worst nightfarer names ever. Retarded fucking Glup Shitto-tier names. I would understand if this was leddit or xitter but it's not, this is 4chan[TM], none of you are normies yet I keep seeing you fags naming your nightfarers chungus tung tung sahur bullshit
>>570054287not a thing
>>570057269weird conspiracy theory rooted in pure evil and zero evidence
>>570057508Nameless Girl >>>>>
>>570057508What?
>>570057508List of best names?
>>570056324shifty is so cool...
>>570057508TRVTH NVKE for everyone else, my names are cool and poetic
>>570057686crumbusbumbuschumbus
>>570057508>xhe doesnt use xer in-game name as a social media platformfucking normies
Thybault Hector Skallagrimson Jr.
i remember you once made love to me under a liurnia starry sky
>>570057686RanjeetRajeshDaliteesh
i was at the boilprawn shack on a rainy night once and it was so pretty
>>570057686mohammedmuhammadmohemmud
>It's another "end of thread schizopost flood" episode
kissing erg girls and frotting with erg girls and plapping them when they go down
>>570058381
no victory for the golden, nor for the moonno prize but atonement; the birth of a vow
>>570058581And groping their fat butts rough unf unf
well one thing's for sure, Duskbloods is not going to be a GOTY contender
>>570058608>>570058581>>570058381i look like this and do this
Only Noxious Noxy and Poopy Poopmask can save us now
poopa doesnt even play anymore
you forgot about 'zuk and madison
>>570059128Meant for >>570058831
>>570058831>>570059128>>570059174lovely dsjeet posts
move >>570059313>>570059313>>570059313
>>570056324good job shifty
Cumming summer 2026
>>570057508>>570057813>>570058608Very true>>570058272>>570058152>>570058831>>570059174Objectively false
>>570057508My name is based on a guy who was just a fan of a radio show. The radio show cancelled in 2020 when they had a big falling out over the george floyd situation. The fan of the show was nobody spectacular. Just a random schlub they called friend and let him hang around. They gave him a name based on a movie character. The name was ironic, because the fan was nothing like the movie character. But I liked the name, so I stole it for myself.My name is more original than whatever yours is. Mine has more depth.
>>570061272Lol
>>570061272what was the name
>>570011539> you get access to some retro games and Tetris 99, i think that's all.Yeah, that’s… just lol.>>570007604Playing dumb is not a good look.
>>570001973???
>>570065171no really I wish I understood whatever you must have assumed all that means but it's ok if you keep it to yourself + Im still gonna get called cute right to my face today
tetris 99 is really fun btw i have the spooky background and i call the kitty madame pazhitnova and i get 1st place a couple times per week
