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I'm relaxed, in a comfy chair. Ready for the direct. If only I had a massive toriel ass to eat.
* (It crawls into the thread.)
ALRIGHT SHUT UPSHUT UPSHUT UPSHUT UPSHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE DIRECT IS ON
Personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>569994374
i frogore is chapter 5 supposed to be the last chapter?
tenna sex
>>569994374Hooman!
we love empowered Kris (male) here btw
I'm ready. I've got a coffee and cozy chair
Mina san konichiwa! We've delayed the release date to the second half of 2027 in order to accomodate official translations to spanish, portuguese, standard mandarin, simplified arabic and hindu! Please look forward to it!
Krusie till I die
doomin'
Gonna squeeze a quick wank in before chapter 5 drops at the direct
>>569994575You're not getting me to make that joke.
>>569994651>ban evadinftfy
I'm going to take a shower, when I'm out I better see some news
Them!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1k>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1kREMINDER DELTARUNE TODAY AAAAAA
>Chapter 5 trailer:>*text fade in*>"co-direced by Hideo Kojima"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1kTHIRTYMINUTESMYDELTARUNE
I will NOT shower.
>>569994697ew>>569994730pics?
>>569994697>not waiting until the direct so you can climax when Deltarune appears
>>569994603>injects estradiol to shrink his I mean their shoulder width and reduce their muscle tone
>>569994774I am not showing off my fat hairy + wet body to the thread
>>569994753>fullscreen shot of Susie AND Kris feet confirmedHOLY FUCKING BASED
anons im scared what if no deltarune news….
It's starting. I'm farting.
I'M GONNA CUM
I legit don't know what to do if there's nothing.
OUR HOPEOUR DELTARUNE
did deltarune get announced in the direct or what
We're taking the opportunity to announce the special guest programming bullet hell patterns for chapter 5! Please make some noise for......................... SCOTT CAWTHON!
just half an hour left until NOTHING
>>569994753Nooo not Deltarune ai slop!
Nothing amazing happens here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy7NYUBSPUQ
>>569994998it's ZUN
somebody in the youtube chat just called it deltamid.......
>>569994881Imagine the smelle...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1kYOUR DELTARUNE IS WAITING
somebody in the youtube chat just said W deltagoons.......
Zun-san no Touhou PRAWJEKT
>>569995091Get flushed temturd.
IT'S SO EXCITING... I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!I CAN'T STAND IT!!! I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A [HeartAttack]!
>>569995091I wish this guy drew more susie (and kris) feet no one does it like him
Me when deltamid is announced
Noelle has a foot fetish and wants to suck hard on Susie's dirty toes
>>569995160They were referring to this >>569995091 btw
How will the fact that we're getting literally NOTHING deltarune-related affect your posting patterns for the day?
>>569995091Tarantino's Deltarune
>>569995184>>569995270Get flushed temturd.
How many japanese prostitutes does Toby fuck per week?
>>569995290I'll get wasted
>>5699953351 temmie
>>569995290it won't, because we will get chapter 5's release date
SOON
>>569995263stop spoiling the goddamn game, Toby
>>569995335he's married
This waiting room music sounds like Disco Elysium.
50 whole minutes to see if it was worth beimg up this early
>>569995335None, he's gay
>>569995472stop thinking about games other than deltarune bby
>>569995424to who?
>>569995475Wishful thinking
kris in 20 minutes! you guys ready? got your popcorn?
MY DELTASOON
>>569995472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeILSPhyExw
Hello again DeltacucksAre you ready to get dissapointed and gaped in 20 minutes?
WOOO Donkey Kong:Time to Monkey in 20 minutes!!!!!
He will have no choice but to break the vow of silence after the announcement. hopefully there will be enough buzz to drown out the latinX community bitching
>>569995472
20 minutes until NOTHING
>>569995472Aint that that communist game with the weird paintings
>>569995604fnf is literally only being held up by mods
>>569995604Go make more AI torture episodes with Chris
>>569995538CathyCat from Ask Japaneseshe's german
>>569995472I'm still grateful to that one anon who posted here that the game was free on that day
Deltarune... TODAY.
TWENTY MINUTES UNTIL NO DELTARUNE
Watching the Ninendo direct knowing damn well this shit hasnt been interesting ever since Iwata died when I was fucking 15 years old simply because of a not.0% chance of a deltarune announcement that would be better served literally anywhere else
>>569995604I would like to be gaped
>>569995715we got a camera editor recently and week 8 is releasing later this year while Deltatroon will be delayed and not appear in any direct
internally coherent!
>>569995617he looks too sexy in this image
you're all gonna look real dumb when chapter 5 gets a release date in about 20 minutes
>>569995834>we got a camera editor recentlykek
>don't forget>don't forget>don't forget>don't forget>don't forgethttps://x.com/NintendoEurope/status/2064286386841162070
Deltarune is fundamentally a game for women.
I have never watched a direct and I'm not starting now.
>>569995614we know, devcuck
deltarune fans when common terminology is used
see you guys after the direct I forsee this place being unusable no matter what happens
>>569995740My tickle feather's not that big
>>569995923>Don't forget
All the worst people came back for this I guess I'm not surprised.
>>569995903we are getting translations while toby refuses to suck off the noodles country
>>569995931No one thinks you're any cooler for that, you know
>>569995931Well, you have watched a direct, if you've watched any digital presentation since 2013. They all ripped off the format from Nintendo, lol. Not to say they were very good at it or even got any better.
Deltarune delayed 6 months for Spanish translation effortUnderstand, por favor
>>569995981>im not a monkey...>im a MAN
>>569995970DON'T FORGET
imagine if we get raped with no announcement, it would be really bad
I can't wait to be angry regardless of what happens!!!!!
It won't be long now.
>>569996084MONKEY?????DID SOMEONE SAY MONKEY?!?!?!
>>569996029Do your duty and flush the stinky doody.
>>569996106I don't think you know what the word raped means, kid.
*scuttles past*
>>569996041sure whatever go back to your containment thread and eat up your mod slop
>>569996081i would ack
I regret to inform everyone that because Deltarune is the only thing in the Nint*ndo Direct I have any sincere interest in, there is a 90% chance of it not appearing
>>569996060ralseicucks try to be tuff thinking the pedo sheep will fight Sans
>>569996029I'm usually here but it's a shame that the people who are completely anally devastated at my posts crawled out of whatever thread they normally post in.
>>569996213>tracing my post
>>569996134Fureeza-sama...
How long do directs usually last?
>>569996183I haven't turned on my switch in about 4 years. I'm not even sure if it still works
>>569996169Hey man. Glad to see you're still around. Do you want some loose change? I've been saving some in a bag in case I saw you again
>>569996156doesn't it mean that a bad thing happened?
Enough. Be quiet.
*sits quietly in my seat wearing a spinny hat and waving a tiny flag that says I LOVE FAVE on it* :>
>>569996201>obvious shit stirringSubtlety is a lost art
>>569996269as long as your mother and me last A couple seconds
Enough. Get louder.
I HAVE NEVER KNOWN THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN!
oh fuck that scared me
GAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!THEY'RE PLAYING THAT DAMNED MONKEY RAP!!!!!!!!!I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!!
Stay chuned for a new monkey classic
*pisses all over the floor*
TEN FUCKING MINUTES
PREP THE ARWINGS
hop in the shower with me youtiggy
my heart is fluttering
>>569996443I'm glad to see people are still doing these fake leaks as if the english graphics aren't also done by Nintendo of Japan
>>569996407*caresses your cheek*
THIS IS IT STARFOXLETS WAIT FOR NEW DELTARUNE
>>569996443Here's a real leak
Make some noise for fuzzy cwitter commercials
*pisses some more*
>everybody shitposting missed the hidden sans
SOMEONE HOLD ME
Spamton Land 6 incoming
batman "fell" into the underground
>>569996531Nobody's going to blow their job at Nintendo America over leaking a direct lmao.
Listen to UNDERTALE music on the road, with TOBYSOFT MUSIC
dog trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HjcVhf54YI
will the deltarune soundtrack be featured in the Nintendo Music App TM?
nintendo thinks I don't have youtube and an ad blocker.
LET'S DO THIS GUYS
>Nintendo musiccan't you find like 99% of these tracks on youtubenot that youd want to
Blast those autism tunes Fave
>>569996527>DELTARUNE IS CO-ACK!
DELTYRUNEDELTAAAAAAAREUUABANAGSHDJHDBDHDHDRLTA
>nobody expected chapter 3/4 in direct>it appears>everyone expects chapter 5 in direct>it doesn't appear
WOWIE ZOWIE
Does Nintendo really think they can sell a stripped down Spotify to people? lol
>>569996684>devshart seethe
>>569996684I look like this, except fatter.
>>569996684Fuck off devstalker.
kris in 5 minutes!!!!
How long is the direct?
5 minutes
Battat voice headcanon
fave turning into a fat elephant…
I AM SOVERYVERYERECT
>less than five minutes
>>569996757deltaroons will ACK today
at least youre not next to phil in that cubicle waiting for no deltarune
it feels like we're a big group of friends crowded around a tv waiting for this to happen. i love you all so much. we won't be disappointed today, i can feel it in my bones
Place your bets; will I be able to finish prepping my Normal and Weird Route saves before Chapter 5 drops or will it come out literally today?
If this is just 50 minutes of that Star Fox game where you can see Falco's cloaca in hyperrealistic detail I'm leaving
OH MY FRICK NINTENDO ANNOUNCED SPLIFFO 2 DUDE
Play the DELTARUNE game today, EXCLUSIVELY on the Nintendo Switch 2 system! With You In The Dark (tm), at home or on the go!
>>569996920thank you sans
HE will appear on stage SOON.
I haven't played a Nintendo game in like 5 yearsis it really this fucking overbearing, all the time? Like every property is just blasting the most mid dragonball tracks 24/7
can't wait to sit through literal baby games for 50 mins just for deltarune not to show up
I actually do have to piss really bad but there are plumbers working in my house and I don’t want to leave my room
If we get no Deltarune we need to weaponize chaos magick against Toby Fox. I declare we should curse him to lose his hand just like his creation. If the worst is to come, repeat after me TOBY FOX WILL LOSE HIS HAND. . Attach this phrase to every meltdown image you sent and it will manifest as harmful energy towards his existing weakness. Let's do this.
>>569996920GRRAAAAGGHHH *tears your head off*
>>569996993request piss bottle delivery
>>569996827F-FRIEZA-SAMA!
>>569996976>literal baby gamesAnon... bad news about Deltarune
Just use a plugin to extract the full video and fast forwardspoiler: November 8th release date, no trailer or anything
>>569996973Flush yourself temshit.
>>569996920This is what I'm thinking right now fave I love you guys you're so much better than the dumb youchube toddler chat
Please. PLEASE. I NEED THIS, TOBY.
>>569997030>thinking toby isnt versed in the occult and that deltarune isnt a hypersigilanon...
>>569997034*my disembodied head kisses you on the cheek*
>>569996974anyone have the pic of clover with a joke like this one
>>569996920I would give you a big ol hug if I could
>>569997091big if true
>>569996920
That's a good doggy...
>>569996920*sniff* I love you too *curls up in your lap*
Binyot why you play baby game why you not shyoot
>>569996920imagine the smell
One minute
>>569995052Zun is NOT learning GameMaker Language for Toby
WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING APPSSTOP MAKING APPS
Undertale 2 in 30 SECONDS
>>569997087DELTARUNE. IS. NOT. FOR. KIDS.Think of it like Bluey, TADC, etc...
BLEASE BLAY DMC DOO
>>569997263to ACK
It's coming out of my pipes I can't hold it back anymoooreee
[Heaven], are you WATCHING?
>>569997220canon btw
DELTARUNE RATED 18+
IT ISTIMEMYDELTARUNE
how owned are we all feeling right?how much seethe will there be if no trailer?
I feel guided.
SOMEONE FUCKING HOLD ME
GRAAAAHHH they better announce it
[HEAVEN]...
>>569997328the noose is coming, get ready boy
RHYTHM HEAVEEEENNN
LIL MISS REEDS NEW SCHIZOBOSS CONFIRMED
this... this isn't deltarune? wrap it up.
I think you'll find it's called Rhythm Tengoku, actually
which deltarune is this?
get into the groove
is this faggot actually explaining what rhythm is
https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/winter1997
rhythm “heaven” yeah we are getting deltarune
rhythm genocide...
>>569997496>Black background with white textI'm going insane
>cast a fire spell
DELTARUNE RHYTHM EXPANSION
THEY TOOKTHE KIDS
I never like when generic american man describes niche japanese games to me
>>569997496Chara.
the absolute state of the videogame industry
i'm really about to sit through an hour of trailers for shitty games i'll never play just for the slight possibility of seeing a deltarune trailer as soon as it comes outi think i need to get a job
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
were there any hints new chapters will be announced on nintendo direct?
>>569997671kris but cyan
TEAR DOWN MY HOUSETEAR DOWN MY KIDS
>>569997671deltarune real gameplay footage
>>569997720same
my Nintendo autism outclasses my Toby autism so I'm going to be happy no matter what
>>569997720I have a job and I'm also doing this
>>569997720I have a job. I'm listening instead of working
>>569997793same, just got back from work
>>569997720I got laid off from my job. I'm a gig worker.
>>569997671they will never create a character this goonable again
Oh this direct doesnt have shit does it
yo this ain't deltarune
>>569997793>>569997795me too but i dont have to work right now
hype
come on Reggie lock in mate
>japanese wank parryslop Dark WorldToby... really?
>capcom game at the nintendo directdeltarune confirmed, they announced sf6 for switch last year before the chapter 3 and 4 announcement
>>569997671looks fun tbquitedesu
JOYCON TO TOUCH TENNA BELLY
>>569997795This is you're boss. Your fired
Your Unwritten Epic Begins
This is a nice change of pace because I dreamt about getting raped and murdered last night
>>569997812me rn
a “dragon taking someone’s heart” yeah we are getting deltarune
>>569997928I know.
who is playing all these games on the switch
TOBYYYYY
It's not happening btw you're actually stupid if you think it's happening
>>569997839
didn't dd2 fucking suck
ANOTHER WORLD, YOU SAY
>OTHERWORLDLY
hope it's a week away so i can replay the chapters
I wonder if Nintendo is aware how valuable a Deltarune announcement is on their stream. When I checked the chat it was a bunch of people yelling for it.
im always leading up to three pawns
>IN A WORLD BETWEEN DARK AND LIGHT
I still think we should have gotten chapter 5 with 3 and 4. Like yeah it will be nice to finally play it since I paid for it ages ago but it's not going to make the new wait for even more chapters go away.
I DONT GICR A SHIT ABIUT THIS SLOP GUVE ME DELTARUNR
>>569998026its not happening, here's why thats a good thing!
i was convinced earlier but now all of a sudden i'm feeling a sense of dread, it won't be announced
Sterrar brade
“melt ice to make a path”not even being subtle
cute art style wasted on that game
>stellar bladelol wut?
need to take a shit how long does this take?
fucking rayman??
New Nobunaga's Ambition on the Japanese DirectThis is on-topic because Kris is Nobunaga but IRL
ice, other worlds, dreams, shadows... yup. its coming.
doomsis are going to win...
reminder that we already know the release date is june 19th because toby told us already
>>569998083If you think chapter 5 is the final chapter youre really funnytheyre gonna drag this shit for actual years
WHO KILLEDTHE FUCKING LIGHTS
I think you guys have ADHD or something
>>569997928I was in your dream btw
>>569998171Google says 20-50 minutes
what the fuck is this
gonna be really funny watching everybody melt down when it isn't here
was that fucking spamton voice
WALKING SIMULATOR, GAME OF THE YEAR
the rope calls to me...
new FRIENDslop just dropped
WOAH WALKING
hope... faltering...
>>569998263Friendslop. There's been a fucking friendslop epidemic ever since that one scp knockoff a teenager made
[BIG]walk
fuck oooooooooooffffff
look at the slop they're showing.this just gives me more hope that toby got in.
>>569998223Did you mean chapter 7? Because I also expect chapters 8, 9 and 0 too just based on how much of the story hasn't been addressed at all.
But what if the game was called big wank instead and it was about jerking off in the forest
sanji my beloved......zoro my beloved......
>nintenslop
abiotic factor is good friendslop
Nows your chance to talk a big walk
ONE PIECE PIXELGAMEWOOOOO
I-is this a phone game...?
Muramasa Demon Blade remake on the Japanese DirectThis is on topic because the Black Knife is a Demon Blade
whip up pussy tingling cockcock noodles
The 400 characrers part was cool I guess
>actual mobile games getting marketedG R I M
finally, cwittercore
One Piece >>>> Deltaslop
>>569998443yeah its game dev story
deltarune on the japanese directwestcucks... we're not going to play it soon...
You guys really took all meaning out of the word "slop" huh
Pokemon Pokopia Expansion Pass Paid DLC
minecraft
hahaha you're gonna get NOTHING
all of these games look like the "games" that you would find your 7 year old cousin playing on roblox on his greasy ipad at the annual family 4th of july party
in deltacopeia, you can buy a new couch dude
>>569998507What the hell are you even trying to do you filthy diabetic pig everyone is having fun in the other room without you nobody is going to rub your dick
woaaaaaah paid dlc??? Who could've guessed.
Is the bitch switch a good system? I haven't bought a nintendo thing in forever
>kairosoft one piece gameNo pogface but will get hopefully it comes to phones
guys i don't think deltarune is in this
>>569998443No silly Deltarune isn't avaiable on mobile
guys it's the Dagdan Empire
THIS IS HOMETOWN, A PROSPEROUS TOWN RULED BY MONSTERS
thread's going so fast nobody's gonna notice I'm gay
FUCKING-EVERYTIME IT GOES ENTIRELY DARK MY HEART GOES INTO MY THROAT
that dark screen scared me
Fuck that black screen got me excited for a second fuck my life
DAGDAN EMPIRE NEW DELTARUNE AREA? AHHH FUCK FUCK IT'S NOT GONNA BE HERE I'M GOING SCHIZO
Holy crap I hate Fire Emblem so much, I don't know how to explain how much I fucking hate this anime sludge
>>569998702the thread is going slow tho'
KRIS, DETERMINED TO WIN THE GAMES TO SAVE HIS MISSING FAMILY FRIEND
>>569998634What could this person possibly be angry about? Calm down son, you are embarrassing yourself.
>voice actingNOPE
>>569998652i was a long time nintendo fan and i havent bought a single nintendo thing in maybe half a decade
Next up... an unforgettable adventure in a world of darkness...
>>569998749i loved fire emblem before awakening
I havent played Fire Emblem since gba are they still good
>>569998702Everyone here is either gay, trans or both
I'm starting to lose hope...
They're going to reveal a fuckass undertale spinoffmobile game in this and never once mention deltasoon>>569996443One step closer to this being TRUE
This is it. Today's the day. I can feel it.
>>569998824is it time to monkey soon?
>>569998702This isn't even a particularly fast thread
deltopia
>>569998749>implying deltarune isn't
Every time they go "look at this" and cut to black screen my heart rate spikes
SANS IN MARIO BROS 7
Ugh.
why can't westerns voice act
IN FIRE EMBLEMGET WOMAN GOOP
ADVENT OF THE UNDERGROUNDHOW WAS THE FALL
Nintendo makes such pretty looking games
I've never met anyone who plays these Fire Emble games
Rejoice with me at the advent of the Undertale
>>5699987905 years isn't that much for an industry that barely has anything worth spending 60 dollars or. Or whatever Nintendo is charging, probably more>>569998821I already knew there wasn't gonna be any Deltarune
>replying to yourselfKEKYPOW
NINJALABROS WE'RE IN
I almost want it to not be here because the reactions would be funny and for Toby to beat the nintendo cuck allegations
Join a trio of heroes in an adventure into darkness! That's right... Black Flower Stories by Square Enix!
NINJA BATTLES YEAH WOOO /nbg/ WHEN???
>>569998895>now please look at this*unzips pants*
i hate ninjers
im gonna be honest only the ant walking game looks kinda interesting, the rest feel so bland
This is just BOTW slop->spiderman tongue swingingpogface
TIME TO MONKEY?!REAL?????
TIME TO MONKEY
"Barrels in"? Get it?
Games about anthropomorphic animals?!!They should make games about anthropomorphic dice instead GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!*scratches toxic swamp pussy and sniffs fingers*
I woke up early for this
ARRGH MY DONKEY KONG AUTISM
POST A GIF
THE LIMITED TIME SPAMTON CHALLENGE
Waiting to be told to wait longer kinda feels likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNK4VKeoBM
Decay Challenge
>>569998969I... I had hope and I still do... I'm holding to my determination!
>>569998917Because you can understand what they're saying
>>569998969it could have been longer than thati cant even remember what it was that i boughtnintendo has just been that absent from my mind
Guys there's still like 30 minutes left (begins to deflate and wither)
>>569996443This is confirmed fake because the Fire Emblem release date is wrong if you're somehow retarded enough to think it was real
thread going so fast nobody noticed im straight
>>569999142
>>569999104yeah that one looks cool
Donkey Kong Bananza DK Island & Emerald Rush Paid DLC
i dont like this narrator's voice... he needs to be SHOT....
>>569999123Me too lol i am still squinty eyed
I HATE MONKEYS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who is this for???
hahahahahahahaha
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
>>569999269Frisk...
what
DELTARUNE SURVIVORS
DELTARUNE EXPANSION
donkey Kong really does look like 3d slop and I don't understand why they went with that look
FFFUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK I DONT CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK JUST GIVE ME DELTARUNE FUUUUUUUCK
>>569999203Haha straighty
slop, slop, slop, more slop
Why can't Toby use generic RPG Maker assets like this game to speed up development?
Oh shiiiiit Tales of Eternia Remaster looks like I won this Direct even if no Deltarune
Oooooh yeee i pogfaced at DOMAN EXPANSIONGetting
Brutal, unforgiving Spamton
Brutal unforgiving dark worlds...
>no Deltarune
OYYYY IT'S PLAYING THE TRAILER, GTFIH NOOOOOOOOW
Dark Souls Slop
this game is BRUTAL
Brutal, unforgiving buble
>>569999205Holy shit that's fucking good
SPAMTON WARS 4
GUYS THE UNDERTALE TWITTER WENT DARK
Lies of T
DARK ELEGANT WORLD
Lies of W. D
okay see you at the end of nintendo direct when its finally gonna get announced
Lies of piss
Lies of Spamton
i chuckled when he said Pinocchio
If everything is slop then nothing is, you fools
the best thing from lies of P is the twink porn of the main character
Hey look is e33
I tried to watch jujutsu kaisen but I gave up a couple days ago on episode 14>>569999164I'm sorry anon. But Toby is saving Chapter 5 for the 13th hour
I wonder if Toby is watching the direct and seeing all the people calling for Deltarune and how he's feeling knowing it's not happening.
THE MOST RECENT ENTRY IN THE LEGENDARY DELTARUNE SERIES
>halfway through show>literally nothing of value shown yet
All of these are slop wow
jevil may cry...
>>569999563
>>569997220fanon btwonly kerdly is official
I'm going to cry
still 10 minutes too early
>>569999573>don't you have anything better to do?
Huge high-def 3d games made by giant studios and everyone just wants a Game Maker game. It makes me giggle
>>569999570My hoomans wouldn't give up so I won't. I have to stay determined
the legendary DE-
six... souls?
Muramasa my beloved
wow muramasa
ENTER A MYSTICAL SPAMTON
>Six souls, determinedI'm like a sleeper agent at this point in anticipation
xeno gay
Look at all these 10 year old games!Wow!
THE LATEST ENTRY IN THE MEDIOCRE DELTARUNE SERIES
>>569999698The missing component is sovl
>>569999690How
BLOODBORNE FOR THE SWITCH 2?
I feel so out of touch. none of this interests me in the slightest. Is this what growing old feels like?
I hope those shote gote posters get put on a list that's freely distributed to locals in their society that don't like them.
>>569999726This post made me legit start cackling out loudThank you anons
>>569999760literally wtf like 5% of the games here are new, dead industry
>>569999816this is objectively a dogshit direct
I need to play the xenoblade games
I'M REALLY FEELING IT
>>569999790deltarune is a good game so they can't show it too early
DELTABLADE RUNEICLES
>>569999842Lol, I just woke up my pregnant wife to show her that post too.You all, anons, have won the internet for today.
WTF NO WAY IT'S ACTUALLY HERE
>vessel warriorsi'm killing myself
XENIBLADE 4 XXENOBLADE 4 XENOBLADE FUOURRR
>>569999816>Is this what growing old feels like?Unironically yes.
anime is the origin of everything
>>569999760Lmfaooooooooooo
GIVE ME DELTARUNENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
vesselai?
>>>/v/740674171
>>570000000>tobyfag got the getnyo...
ching chong ring rong ding dong pay the checku for shittu gameru
>>570000000Fuck off.
>>570000000i kneel
>>570000000Not wrong.
no way they made this direct just to announce some splatoon bullshit or something ... right? RIGHT?
>>569999931Sorry I upset you with my post I guess
>>570000000BASADO
Deltarune never
>>570000065Ay fuck you it looks good
>>570000000Holy GET. Nippon won
>>570000000I hate this place.
30 minutes of fucking NOTHING!!!!
DELTARUNE TENNIS
WELCOMETO WUHAN ISLAND
>>570000000a sign perhaps?
>>570000000checked
oh I am laughing
>>570000000Holy fucking shit the digits
TENNIS DELTARUNE MINIGAMe
>>570000000
I ALREADY PLAYED THIS ON THE WII 15 years ago FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
>THERE WILL BE NO NEW GAMES>EVER>ONLY REMAKES AND REMASTERS
>>570000000toby get......... deltarune will be real in 60 seconds.......
>Tobystalker got a getIt's unironically over, we're fucked.
>>570000000>devshit used a scriptgrimmy
>>570000000nice
>>570000000holy
Man i woke up to see wii sports being announced in 2026
>>570000000fuck this get
>>570000279not true the miis look worse in this one
THUMB WRESTLING.THUMB WRESTLING.
I heard the phrase "make quick shots" and I had to do a double take
This is rape
>>570000000deltarune won
So, Toby Fox are is dead? No Newsletter, no news, no direct trailer.
WELCOMETO WOOHOO ISLANDTHATS RIGHT, NIGGA!!!!!YOURE GOING TO WOOHOO NORTHERNLIGHT SPAMTENNA ISLANDARE YOU EXCITED, FAGGOTSAN?YOURE GONNA PLAY GOLF LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BITCH FOR ME
>>570000172I mean if local authorities would pick up the appropriate posters in an unmarked van and took them on a short drive behind the chemical sheds it wouldn't be so bad.
BRUTALTHUMB WRESTLINGGAMEPLAY!!!!!!!
>>570000000TOBYGOD
>Get me a Wii sports with no miis
BRUTAL, UNFORGIVING THUMB WRESTLING
I hate these fake mii skinwalker mimic motherfuckers I'm not happy to see they haven't given up on themHoly shit was that a Cybertruck
Next newsletter>I did music for the latest Nintendo Sports game!
>>570000000what a fucking waste, and on a bad general too
>>570000370but at what cost?
>thumb wrestling demonstrationwe're getting fucking nothing aren't we.
>Thumb wrestling gets a spotlightIt's actually over
There's still 18 minutes left it could be announced within that time right...?
The thumb moves!Just like this!
>itll get bigger AND strongerHeh yeah it does
I'm losing my fucking mind, they are NOT giving an extensive thumbwrestling gameplay showcase in this direct, oh my GOD
STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING THUMB WRESTLING YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
>>570000000HFK
>>570000467dont talk about my friends that way, shoo!
>>570000512Nah. It's over.
I was worried for a second there
Why, God?
ok after this,deltarune i feel it
882,000 people watching this shit BTW
MAKE YOUR THUMB BEEGSTICK IT UP YOUR BUM(buy switch online for this)
deltarune thumb wrestling mini game confirmed
Deltarune thumb wrestling puzzle spinoff
MY HOPEDYINGTHE LIGHTDYING
>please WAIT a little longerAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>570000529I am LOLing rn
Humiliation ritual
Why do they keep showing shit that isn’t Deltarune WHY
>>570000000I KNEEL
... runescape?
>more slopit's so over
Deltarune aside, this presentation is really ass.
DID SOMEBODY SAY...CRAFTING???
>>570000658THE WAITTHE WAITTHE WAITTHE WAIT
Alright now post another 200 posts really fast so the tobystalker can stop replying to his own post there's like ten people here and it's sad watching him do this.
Nintendo is hilarious
>>570000623One goes in your mouth The other in your assholeAnd then you SWITCH
We lost. It's so over.
We have to stay determined...
THIS NEXT THUMBSEEMSVERYVERY INTERESTING
yay hello kitty
The Adorable World Of Hello Kitty Party Land
Play the Runescape, fuck the dragon, give money to two shitty companies at the same time
Ayyy doom look its runeyscape all prettified
ehm.... i'm worrying now
>People kneeling to an ai-generating stalker>Still no Deltarune>Literally showing Hello Kitty Party LandIt's over. It's never been more over.
awwwww hello kimmttttyyyyyyyyy <3
holy shit its deltarune!!!!!! wtf
hello kitty fuuuuuck its so over
>>570000730he's not replying to his own post. he got a get of course people are replying to it.
Touhou Embodiment of Scarlet Devil Remake before Chapter 5...
ddint they alread yfucking showstar fox game
okay, its getting serious now. get ready
WE ALREADY SAW THIS SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
hahahhahahahaahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahafbhadbfhafbeafhuaeojvkxcnbuibrgh
HOPES??? DREAMS, EVEN???
>hello kitty
Hope Resonates within the Shadow Crystals... hrnhhh
>Hope Resonates Within The Crystals
hope...
>>570000000DELTARUNE ANIME CONFIRMEDDELTARUNE ANIME CONFIRMEDDELTARUNE ANIME CONFIRMED
>>570000000/gig/ and /zzz/ herekill all weebs
DELTATROONS LOST>DELTATROONS LOSTDELTATROONS LOST>DELTATROONS LOSTDELTATROONS LOST>DELTATROONS LOSTDELTATROONS LOST>DELTATROONS LOSTDELTATROONS LOST>DELTATROONS LOSTDELTATROONS LOST>DELTATROONS LOST
>HD2Dfuck off
'hope resonates in the crystals' FUCK OFFFFFFFF
CRYSTALS... SHADOW CRYSTALS...
IT'S OVER IT'S OVERIT'S OVER IT'S OVERIT'S OVER IT'S OVERIT'S OVER IT'S OVERIT'S OVER IT'S OVERIT'S OVER IT'S OVER
Does anybody think this 2dhd shit actually looks good
Anons... I don't feel so good
No Sephiroth? No buy.
>>570000850>immediate damage control
This and hello kitty are the only thing on here that seems good so far desu
i fucking love that blonde haired twink
>>570000819I only play the boomer version of the game and don't even trust them to not eventually fuck that up too.
This game looks ugly as fuck either do pixels or do 3D this 2.5 shit just looks lukewarm garbo
>weird
guys it's pikunikuplease clap
Here's how Deltarune can still win:
>>570000984noh~
PIKUNIKUTWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLD OUT HOPE
deltarune soon keep up hope my compatriots
I know that sfx
>>570000743Faggot shit *burrp*
>>570000000LORDS of /gig/ sent their regards
iuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>570000000IT HAS TO HAPPEN
it's so over
WTF PEAKUNIKU LETS GOOOOO...why is it 3d though
>>570001068What about Frisk's curves?
>MONSTER FILLED ADVENTUREITS TIME
they're not even goonable fuck offffffffffff
PREPARE FOR AN ALL-NEW DELTARUNE ADVENTURE
ooh Dragon Quest Monsters?
DRAGON QUEST MONSTERS BASED BASED POGFACING BASED
>monsters into friendsSOON
oh shit I actually like dq monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6ZCzBhIRzo
>>570001183would
YOU ALL FUCKING LOST
M-M-MONSTERFILLED ADVENTURE? LIKE... MONSTERS FROM UNDERTALE...? OHHHH MOMMY!!! HOLY FUCK...
>>570001202Frisk is flat as a board
aren't the protagonists here based on the two love interests from dq5
>>570000000I don't care what they say about you. They could never make me hate you Tobylover.
GRAB MY SPOTTED DICK
IN A WORLD
>>570001280>samefag
Can the screen stop going black oh my god bruh
im moments away from killing myself
ok it's actually over
This is tobystalker's fault, I don't care. I hope he dies
This castlevania video is the best presentation
bloodborne for switch 3!?!
Fromsoft really likes doing the same game over and over don't they
>>570000000utggods... I kneel....
It's genuinely over
WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]
guys how much time is left...?
This is almost like that time they replied to that tenna fortnite reddit repost a thousand times in a row.
>that black screen before duskbloodsFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
40 fucking minutes of NOTHING!!!!!!
WHY DID THEY MAKE THIS A DIRECT I DON'T GET IT.
>>5700014287 minutes till nothing
7... minutes...
>>570001330*Extremely loud incorrect buzzer*
OH MY GOD IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING NOW HOLY SHIT
I dont hate more splatoon rule 34 god i want to cum now
AND ONE LAST THING>Rude Buster plays
>>570001271Uoooohhhhh ToT
damn, my hope.. vanished.
Go go gadget make that inkling pregnant
Yikes!
>>570001504>inspect element
nintendo really ripping off MVM of all things
>>570001571loli frisk...
>"And the best part?"Kill yourself, faggot!
YES, I FUCKING WONDELTATROONS GET THE ROPE
>>570001571Frisk midriff
>comics leading up to launchOk thats cute based and soul love that kinda shit
Why are there so many horrible people here posting today, I think that's why we got nothing
SEE YA>SEE YASEE YA>SEE YA
HERE WE GO, CHAPTER 5 NOW
:(
>so what did you think
>>570001553>The Knight cuts off presenter's arms
ohit's toby
There he is!
NO FUCKING WAY
D-did we win???
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hahahahaha
ITS HAPPENING
TOBY
IT'S HERE
Barbarians have sacked castle town, all is lost.
DELTARUNE DELTARUNE DELRARUNEBFHRJRJFJRNFNFRN
FUCK YOU!!!!
FUCK YEAH I WAS HERE
Oh shit nigga.
AAAAAAAA
YEAAAAAAAAH
oh damn
24 JUNE
DELTARUNE FUCKING WOOOOON
JUNE 24THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JUNE 24TH!!!!!!!!
AWAKEN YOUR POWER
We'veGotGame
>June 24AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
KILL ALL DOUBTERS
HERE WE ARE15 DAYSHOLY SHIT
JUNE 24
I WIN
FUCK YEAH!
HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED
we won
ABHHHHHHFGDFGKKSADFGUKZSDfDA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHPOOOOOGFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEWATER RUNNINGFLOWERSSUSIE IS THEREAAAH
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YES YES YESFUCK DOOMERSUCKDOOMERS
YES
>>570000000Chekd
>flowey attackyou guys saw that shit?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Bang-up job on holding out hope, luv!For that, a little prize...>* You got a release date!
TOY KNIFE ATTACKTOY KNIFE ATTACKTOY KNIFE ATTACK!!!!!!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yayyy!! I'm not busy on the 24th!!!!!!
YES YES YES
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S HEREFUCKING FINALLY!!!!!!WE WON! WE WON! WE WON!!!JUNE 24THFUCK EVERYONE WHO DOUBTED
>>570001667KILL YOURSELF FAGGOOOOOOOOOOT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS
SPAMTON IS WAITING
JUNE 24 JUNE 24JUNE 24FUCKING HAPPENING I KNEW IT I LOVE YOU ALL WE DID IT WE FUCKING DID IT SOMEONE HUG ME SOMEONE HOLD ME NEVER LOSE HOPE NEVER KILL YOURSELF
DELTARUNE IN A FORTNITE
JUNE 24TH wow I'm happy to be wrong
fuck itjapan dark world
WE DEFLOWERING NOELLE WITH THIS ONE
JUNE 24TH
WE WON
>flowey bullet pattern
>>569994503Whoops, took me too long. Was gonna petrify her if we didn't get any news
DELTARUNETODAY!
That's nice
>>570000000kneeling
>>570001914THE CHARA FIGHT IS REAL!!!
万年の幸運、花の王国、天の冠の顕現、輝かしき栄光、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに万年の幸運を。万年の幸運、花の王国、天の冠の顕現、輝かしき栄光、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに万年の幸運を。万年の幸運、花の王国、天の冠の顕現、輝かしき栄光、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに万年の幸運を。万年の幸運、花の王国、天の冠の顕現、輝かしき栄光、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに万年の幸運を。万年の幸運、花の王国、天の冠の顕現、輝かしき栄光、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに栄光あれ、トビー・フォックスに万年の幸運を。
i saw the plant sprout and thought "no way... flowey...? no it's pikmin isn't it" and then toby appeared
DELTABROS WE WON AGAIN
i came here for the getwtf is going on?
WE HAVE TO WAIT 2 FUCKING WEEKS
I HAVE A REASON TO POST IN /UTG/ AGAIN TENNAYUMES
>releases on a workdaygod fucking damnit
>>570001967Did you expect more?
>>570001903I respect the commitment to the bit kek
FUCKING FLOWEY-LIKES I CALLED IT
WE FUCKING DID IT! WE WON BROS!WE ACTUALLY FUCKING WON!
Nippon winning bigly.
TOBY YOU WILL NEVER BE JAPANESE
>HOPE?>RESTORED>DOUBTERS?>BTFO
>>570002001トビー・フォックス万歳!万歳!万歳!
HERE WE GO 3000 HOURS OF LORE DISCUSSION FROM 4 SECONDS OF GAMEPLAY WOOOHOOOO
STFU METAPHOR AND MINECRAFTPUT ON THE HARDCORE TECHNO PARTY AT /UTG/
As if there was ever any doubt
>>570001968Damn, that detail
anyone can pirate it when it comes?
>>570001947Wow those enemies look like complete shit.
I was going to make a joke the sprout would be Flowey and then it was actually Toby
We won, bros!
>>570000000Website.
>>570002034I expected more than 20 seconds
The Deltarune Chapter 5 Trailer Broke Me
Tobias Fox wins E3!
>>570001898>krillinKEK
>>570001097HOPEANONS WIN
>The fight with the Cyan SOUL attack is a Kris solo fightMuch to think about!!!
so is chapter 5 the jap larp?
WOAH DUDE MINECRAFT NO WAY
JUUUNNEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUCKKKKK HAPPENING
>2 MORE WEEKS>UNIRONICALLY
>TWO >MORE >WEEKSthe meems write themselves up
coolwhere newsletter
>>569996183I was wrong...
WE WONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY&t=34s
>>570002029Toby has never had a normal job before and it shows.
>>570002087they're flower ruddins
Alright make a new thread, I'm seriously tired of seeing tobystalker reply to himself for a scriptget.
TWOWEEKSUNTIL MYDELTARUNE
>everybody too busy celebrating to make a new thread
THE BATTLE OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS APPROACHES
>>570002143We got a release date in just over 2 weeks AND even a sneak peak at a tiny part of it to theorize over for that time.How much more could you want?
>The battle of light and darknessCould you fucking imagine hearing this if we didn't get DR
>>570002213>>570002227DELTARUNE IN A FORTNIGHT
>>570002269yeah everyone is having celebratory sex haha......
wow
GAWRSH DONALDWOULD RATHER HAVE A TINY CLONE OF HITLER OR...
>>570002062Im kinda sad that team cherry did not add any new teaser for the silksong dlc.
>>570000000Holy shit this fucking hack is right for once!
>japanese roofJAPAN WORLD CONFIRMED
WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT!
Cant believe kingdon hearts is still alive
I COULD CRY BROS
>>570002154krillin wondoubters lost
>>570002332Super Nubert 2
Fujo will become real in chapter 5
Deltarune took so long to make Kingdom Hearts 4 returned
>>570002332I kind of hate this
>>570002387>>570002387>>570002387Hop on :)
I'm so fucking happy right you you could not believe
>>570002332Orbswoman?
WEEB WORLDCEROBA!!!!!!
>japanesePLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAROL PLEASE PLEASGE GOD PLEAS EAHAH CAROOOOLLL PLEALLLALAE
>>570002361Alphys makes this dark world?
>>570002361can you even start to imagine all the cringe weeaboo shit he is going to cram in there (cant wait)
WHOA KH4 WHOOOOOOA KH4 IRL
I told you guys the dark world would be anime-themed. Never doubt me.
AAAAAA DELTARUNE AAAAAA DELTARUNE AAAAAA DELTARUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ03-aaO4sA
>>570002517the fucking cherry blossoms like come on anyone who didn't see this is stupit
>>570001968super sexy
>>570002332sex
>>570000000AIEEEEEEEEE
>>570001995Chara's knife is Real Knife, not Toy Knife. Toy Knife belongs to Cyan Soul/Patience-trait human.
>carol is a giga fucking weaboo edgelord>carol is the knight>carol makes a fountain in asgore's shop or the festivalhuh. interesting way to go, toby
>>570002332Little Ball from Chapter 1 was Tail of Hell Mike from Cat Petters all along???
The deltarune clutch at the remaining minutes. Also KH4.
>>570009149Gol D. Roger-sama...
Time to get snacks, deltarune hype has arrived again. Thanks Nintendo direct.
