>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3rfUC80DE >Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Patch 7.51 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c46881a31a2c90d0965493c921b434eca09113f8>Make it Rain Campaign: May 29 - June 24https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/the_make_it_rain_campaign/NX0yR0viwE>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• June 10, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Twin PeaksPrevious Thread: >>570007214
i need a goon bf that will let me smash his hole
My cat was doing that thing they do when they're about to throw upand I managed to grab paper towels and slide them under his AoE before the mechanic could resolve, 0 splash damage on the floor, everything caught in the paper towels
>>570029656Merely a test of your reflexes
i love maleroe
>>570029656Poggers
I am a biofemra
>>570029656
What's your favourite hairstyle? Can be either modded or not
>>570029919EB status?
>>570029919disgustingat least get those foul fat sacks removed if you want anyone to ever love you
Every time I see someone better than me at art (everyone) I have a mini melty because I suck and don't know how to studyin Final Fantasy XIV
Why is ruri so obsessed with this vazi fellow? Ruri loses a bet he blames vazi, ruri stubs his toe he blames vazi, ruri bites his tongue he blames vazi
>>570029656Absolute weapon of a post
Can you log in so we can talk for a little....it's important...
my femra speaks german but i don't so i have no fucking clue what she's saying
>>570030001Whatever one gets you to show your tits
>>570030001I like the cut that John "Final" Fantasy has in the Shadowbringers intro. Works for both genders and can't really clip into anything.
>>570030001Hair 119
>>570030206dm me
>>570029656I've tried to do this before, but what happens is, at least my cat, she'd then turn out of the way of the paper towels as if it was bothering her and preventing her from throwing up.
Pedofiddies?
>>570030239me femra can translate for you
>>570029656Graven 2
What I gathered.Being a lala is frowned upon in the community and if you mod it your a evil person.If you just make a miq'kitten people will just like you.
Are ANY of the PVP titles impressive anymore
>>570030001these two
>>570030734Were they ever
>>570030734Yeah
>>570030734lol lmao
>>570030734mahjong master
personally, i enjoy worqormeowby you should fight instead of being a node enjoyer :3c
my biofemezen is at 700/1000 DT S ranks :3
>>570030734I see a "legend" title I assume you boughtI see a "pvp" title I assume your clinically insane
>>570030915you mean the win traded one? lol
>>570030951My femra likes this post and begs you femezen to notice me...
>pvp titleslollmaoeven paypal'd legend/ultimate legend/perfect legend is more noteworthy than pvp titles
>>570030572Miqunny changes you.
would you let me bite you.would you let me bite you?would you let me bite you.`````````````````
My femra is like this...
Post femroes. I am in bed stroking my cock.
is 3pm too early to drink
>>570031119for me its miqilly
>>570030996yeah the CC ones
>>570031173Need me a femlala like this
>>570031173My femra slaps your femra and tells her to get back to making dinner...
>>570031173How sweet /pet
>>570030572The lalahate is completely divorced from any reality. There are so many underage streetwalker femboys the community endlessly celebrates, but heaven forbid you roll a librarian milf lala. Grab the torch and pitchfork!
>Legend title>prestigious
>>570030572I don't know about Miqittens (I find them weird, mostly because I dislike their sculpts) but I can 100% confirm the lalafell partI was kicked out of a static because I had my lalafell modded (with SFW mods, mind you) and refused to fanta to another race
>>570031193What freak beats off to femroes... they are tall and strong and not feminine at all....
>>570030996wait youre pissed
>>570031295What if my shota is my main?
>>570030572>Being a lala is frowned upon in the community and if you mod it your a evil person.I flashed a stacked lalafell with tits larger than most miq'ote got kicked out of my static.Just to found out later that the static leader jerks it to kittens
>>570030967true, my pvp title catboy is like this
>>570031193behave
>>570031425>they are tall and strong and not feminine at all....tsundere femroe...
>>570031508How do you find that out? Visual proof?
>Its lala victim complex hour again
>>570030001This mod one, the island sanctuary ponytail, or the hairband one from the crossover
did you cry when he had to kill hydaelyn
>>570031425A freak that loves his tall and sexy pillowprincess and wants to wring out all my cum for them.>>570031526No I am already stroking hard in bed.
>>570031724Killing gods is fun
>>570031173My femlala's a lot like this...
>>570031724fuck no
>>570031724no lol
malezen(mine) x femezen(yours)
I think making a femlala cum so hard she pisses herself is hot and I’m tired of pretending it’s not
>>570031208Yes
I wish I was allowed to show that I like pvp by using a pvp title without being faced with accusations of being a cheater. whatever, I'll use a more acceptable title like king bean, I'm just exhausted by all of you always judging every little thing I do.
MY FEMLALA IS LIKE THIS
>>570031865ok
>>570031724it was a retarded and contrived story decision so not really
>>570031898need me a flat femlala
>>570031868>king beanBotter
10:35 CC ET Crystal
>>570031763>>570031792>>570031798damn I think I might be retarded or my brain is fucked up I bawled my eyes out
>>570031898Its so weird I just saw this on my feed this must be the work of a femlala I am following
>>570032046. . .
>>570032013thats the joke nigga
>>570032038its ok bro dont apologize for feeling something
I want to rape shishiro shiro, anyone wanna DP her with me?
>>570031208No I could go for a tall glass of cheap bitter white wine on ice rn it’s hot asf outside but don’t tell anyone I posted this
my moonies can't be waped
>>570031285why's that guy have so much stuff on him
>>570031285>legend title>7 vuln stacks
>>570032193your secret is safe with me sis
>>570032303he hasnt drank any water in weeks
I would rather people say "rape" then pump
>>570032174She's protected by the most schizo of femlalas. You'lll never even get close before they find where you live irl and get you fired.
>>570032378Shut up pumpbaiting wobblemeat rapesleeve
Do you lads actually think titles are cool? I just kind of find them screen clutter and have them turned off.I would think they were cool if they were like Monster Hunter style where you could build your own custom one.
>>570032378Pump is reserved for pumpable fiddies. It's not your word.
>>570032378pump is fucking hilarious
My fiera does this to miera .
my hrothgar is like this
>>570032479I've turned them off
>>570032378PUMPIN
>>570032479I have them turned off. If there is any way I can make the screen cleaner without impacting gameplay, then I will
>>570032479I either use non or a title that suits my character. I don't have any strong feelings about them.
>>570032479I think not using a title is boring, like you're too self-absorbed not to share something about yourself.
>>570031147Can you post your pussy? I need to cum I'll even tribute it for you.
>>570032479i just an msq one i think sounds cool :3
cant stop lookin at my characters hips. I wanna grab em
>>570032479i use seeker of skill cus its funny
>>570032038nah, i just don't care about her
>>570032462Name and shame, ill rape em all
>>570032661holy projection
>>570032479It'd be nothing but sex jokes just look at deep canal raider
>>570032554Why is your cool hrothgar stuck in a shitty gacha?
>>570032462Can't fire me if I'm a useless neet that's been dox'd many times!
>>570032378my femlala thinks "pump" is way hotter . . .
>>570029601h-h-hey ....
>first worqor match of the day>entire alliance autopilots into 2nd place's base and let's first take two S rank nodes for freeI just want Peak Performer.
>>570032805>>570032925You'll regret messing with them. I'm just giving a friendly warning.
dont fuck this
>>570032479No, I turned them off literally my first day playing this game and have never turned them back on (3 years now). Same with minion names. I hate screen clutter so much.
>>570032663you're going too Indian, man
>>570032479I really should just turn them off. I have something set on myself but I don't really think it matters and I'm just using something with Blue in it. Not like I ever see my own but at least it shows in the plate I guess.
>>570032827use a title
>>570032535giwtwm and my meena...
Is the local femlala clique welcoming and friendly to newly fanta'd femlalas? I wonder if by becoming one I'd finally be accepted somewhere here..
>>570032953>pumping thick ropes of fast-dry cement into her lalawombexactly what she deserves
Which one am I allowed to thrist and hornypost over? Femboys or tomboys?
>>570031425Bweh......
Me femlala is bored of pizza now so she's eating a bowl of rice, lamb, chicken and salad and will not share >:3c
>>570033136Are you a left lala or a right lala?
>>570033074When I resub I’m going to do this most likely titles are cool but no 5 expacs worth of coolness
>>570033201Can you share, I haven't eaten any lalas today
>>570032953if there are any lalaboys out there like this PLEASE dm my femra
>>570033136they'll bait you, dox you, then spread your info everywhere online
>>570033201Tell me how I know you're british
>>570033230Which one is the one that looks like a Harvin?
Lich, Light!
>>570033136Yes but also come to balmung
>>570033085Poyo like tributes. She follow several xiv tribute accounts on twitter.
>>570033136Left lalas are chill right lalas are infested with catty faggots that will make you fanta off
>>570032663why would i want a tribute. i genuinely think that's one of the most pathetic things someone can do. like ok t hanks for cumming on a picture of my character thanks i can buy a lot with this this is awesome. Come on man.
>>570032535Where do I sign up for this?
2:45 CC ET Crystal>>570033145You could have said sement, it was right there >>570033348Normal or Cham22?
>>570033136making friends as a femlala is easy modejust be a femlala and go to the lala bench in balmung uldah, or the lala bench in any limsa aetheryte bam, "friends"
>>570033420i forgot which type is which
>>570031425Big women are 10/10
I'm just glad that poyo stopped the whole "FPOWNER FPOWNER" cringe sperking
>>570033372Even at min height fiera are only the same height as miera
>>570033420The heck is a left and right lala, idk the lalaterms
>>570033483BRING IN THE CHART!
>>570033516??????? i still talk about that often. also wtf is sperking.
i don't really feel like reclearing maybe ill just reclear 12 with splatoon and skip 9-11
>>570033656Huggable!
>>570033582it's a political thing
>>570033620Oh, eugh
>>570033458I meant exactly what I said.
>>570031425I love roe ladies the most
join dynamis!we have clean benches
>>570033594>>570033582
Posting my moonie for a brief moment in time
>>570033483>>570033582
>>570033728> standing in telegraphed aoes ngmi..
Other than Spreadlo and Recitation to guarantee a crit (even without Spread) what else makes SCH a stronger healer than SGE?
>>570033371https://youtu.be/x9tlqukSn5U
my moonie is watching the verdict.
>>570033775me on the bottom right
>>570033716filter me/the word if it bothers you sorry for being a pampered pet.
>>570033831
>>570033850what's the verdict?
>>570033424But I want to humiliate you by forcing you to watch me cum on a picture of you and then slam your slutty face into the semen covered picture and knee you in the guts.
BLU raiding is fucking impossible in PF.
>>570033458What's a Cham22?
>>570033775me on the bottom left.
I hope that new femlala finds the femlala clique and gets digitally raped by the worst people to ever exist in this game. Lala players are evil and those who try to appease them deserve what's coming to them
>>570033639my cheating whore of a wife...
>>570033136Do not interact with lalas from here, I mean this unironicallyThey're the worst group of people I've encountered in here, filled to the brim with schizos and other undesirablesSteer clear, stick to other lala spaces (preferrably normie lala spaces)
yay yay femlawlel
In my humble opinion:Miqo'te are catty, territorial and highly cliqued up and will shitpost you unless you goon with them and even then they may shitpost you afterwards for fun. Sunnies are about 0.5% nicer than moonies.Femra are EXTREMELY cliqued up and getting into the clique is next to impossible without being friends with someone in the femra clique already. Not even gooning will get you in. Raen or Xaela doesn't fucking matter, same shit.
>>570033831chain strategem is great and for whatever reason sage doesn't get anything like it that 2m angel thing is also pretty crazy there are also other skills you can use to push your shields further but i forget the fucking names. the one that gobbles up your fairy makes your heals bigger for example. there are a few more like this. sch didnt make sense to me until i realized that all those "increases healing" type skills also translated into bigger shields that i could spread. you could theoretically blow several of these cds to push a massive shield onto your group, and then watch some retarded sage overwrite it with one wimpy gcd shield
>>570033131>>570033438Chaos?..
>>570033746I'd do anything you told me to do
>>570033136Some lala hater is making up shit. Notice how they never actually name examples or evidence.
>>570033903you know how it is
>>570033136dont join the lala clique just hang out with other regular people do not join the lala clique or especially not the linkshell
>>570033939i did it :D it was a pretty awful experience though
>>570034064hello rim reaper.Left lala cheeks or right lala asses?
>>570034039Which lalas from here I should avoid and why?
>>570033656Glam looks retarded.
>>570033746here they talked of gooninghere it was they erped and came
>>570033746cute!/petmy sunnie is on vacation in balmung though and I don't really want to wait in line to get back in after...
Literally every antagonist we've faced ended with this
do you stay or leave once this happens in your party?
>>570030001>ModdedTossup between this one I'm testing out and the one I had before>UnmoddedLexen Tails, Tail of the Teller, or Great Lengths. Lalaboys also get a good few 'default' hairstyles but for some reason I gravitate toward longer hair on them. Tail of the Teller is my absolute favorite on miera>>570030572Unironically have seen this happen, and the lala thing is very real. The kitten thing is rarer but definitely happensI thankfully never got kicked out of anywhere for being a lala, but if I was a lala in my old FC things would have been very different because they were banned from the Mare shell even if SFW, and all but one were treated like second class citizens by the owner>>570033136I'm a lalaboy and not a femlala but the lala players here have consistently been very nice to be around
Maybe I should lean more into tomboy vibes, I like this
>>570033939>>570034213I got through titania on PF and it was pretty ok but Nael was pretty fucking bad. PF couldn't really do the meteors and mario kart was extremely inconsistent. But I also don't want to clear with a discord group.Still I want a morbol because I made this dogshit job my personality.
>>570034280I got called prog lying when I cleared phase 1 and that's how I knew "passport checkers" are fucking retarded
>>570034393yes and then eb me
my neurodivergent femlala spends all day masking, and probably has ptsd from living in a neurotypical world >>570034280stay to give them a chance. leave once my suspicions are confirmed.
>>570032479If I get a new grind achievement title, I wear it for like a day or two, then I go back to not using a title at all. I've never really used a title, not even when I was a noob.
>>570034407>I'm so bad and inconsistent they think I'm lying
>>570034064Ideal lalaboy dong size?
>>570034393Please do you make my dick really hard and I want to cover you in cum.
>>570034393She smiles with her eyes <3 <3 <3 <3They look really warm and inviting
6:30 CC ET Crystal
>>570031425built for my str8, masculine mava
>>570034213>>570034395I've gotten a lot of the Primals done and some of the Morbol raids, but Brute Justice is a complete clownshow. Congrats on your successes though.
>>570034395swallow your pride and join a static pf isnt worth it unless youre ok with waiting 5 hours for 1 raid to fill only to get in and have someone go "wha??? why are we synced??? i didnt read the pf????????????????" and then have everyone leave and start over
>>570034227Ari Amaya just on principle of being accused of so many things I'd rather err on the side of cautionKyoukoko Kyouko for being a known diaper fetishist, among other thingsCaelynn Lynwood, she will sexpest you non-stopHihimi Chere, another known sexpestActually, just go in here https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/crossworld_linkshell/295f177f0201ebb028b803cdf06d5ec4be668326 and make sure you never interact with any of these people, and you'll be safe
>>570033940Japanese artist that likes shortstacks and big women.A lot of people like to copy his art style when doing shortstacks.Or just slop it
>>570033830Never died in me entire life...
Stop asking other people what you should play and just bee yourself. Go out and befriend people.
>>570031670I know right
>>570032479I use ones that fit my headcanon
>>570034393Haha would you let someone lick your femroe's tummy, just asking
>>570034710You've never interacted with any of them and it shows
Are there many players out there like me who just play this as a single player game with co-op elements? All I ever do is level all my jobs to max and then do the available matchmade content like normal raids and trials.
>>570034648side from twintania the only other one I cleared was shiva because at that sync it's basically just a tank check and I was tanking with someone else who was competent
>>570034064worst possible lalaboy dong size?
>>570033639weak
>>570034850thats like 60% of the playerbase
>>570034828Here we see a classic lalacord deflect, they will flood the thread after this
>>570034789what if i want to be a neo-nazi
>>570034710you've got it backwards, buddy. it's a red flag if you're a lalafell who ISN'T in the potato patch.
>>570034915I knew my wife would never stoop that low
>>570034781I saw her dick today!
After fighting Bakool Ja Ja as Wuk Lamat, I've come to a disheartening realization about her and Dawntrail. I'm playing as fucking Naruto.
>>570033815Just wear the hannish wool sweater and what favorite tights you like and C+ the thighs a bit.Instant powerful middle lala
>>570034850that's the vast mayority of the playerbase my friend. At most 20% of the playerbase even steps foot inside a savage raid.
>>570034227The ones you should avoid at all costs are the pedo diaper fags
>>570034216idk both are probably good>>570034510small. unless smug, then large.>>570034913hyper, though realistically I only like lalaboys while playing as a bigger, smiles big an wide
>>570034930What if you were a lollipop and my femezen sucked you off
I don't think there's anything wrong with being a sexpest in FFXIV and I will continue to sexpest people in this game as a femlala
>>570032479Yeah, I always have one on, typically something big I've recently finished or just something that sounds cool. Lately I've been using Man-Maker since I fanta'd to a male char.
>>570034781This is just pedophilia
>>570034710There's zero proof of Ari actually doing anything except for making porn
>>570034963...my lalaboy never got invited...
>>570033775>>570033945literally me frfr
>>570035062Like who? The fat lala? Allistar?
>>570035075hot slutty femezen bottoms...
>>570034710I asked all these femlalas for smut before i knew xivg existed and not a one of them let me boink.(I would remember if they had, I write down the name of every femlala that responds to me in a notebook i keep in my desk, along with all sorts of other important information about them.)
>>570035085Will my innocent hroth be safe around known femlala groups and plots?
>>570034710Any lala that isn't in this cwls is a confirmed schizo though. This cwls is meant to protect us.
>>570035085why haven't you sexpested me yet...do you hate me...
>>570035075this has to be that femra, no femezen talk like this
My f3mra lets femlalas sexpest her
You literally can't name females prettier than face 3 femra
>>570035252Femlalas will drag hroths into the breeding pits and show no mercy you best steer clear
>>570034963Is there someone I can message to ask to join if I become a femlala?
>>570035252Yes the only one who sexpests a lot is just me.However if I find you I'll send you a tell that'll give you the chance to get me banned...>>570035309Anon, you have to be visible to me
See how many lalas came out of the woodwork to defend their fellow CWLS members?That's exactly what I mean.They isolate, shun anyone from the outside, and double down when confronted about it.Make of that what you will, it's your choice at the end of the day. I say this as a former member of that CWLS: There are far better, far safer, far comfier lalafell spaces out there.
>>570035270So Ari is the only schizo. Got it.
>>570035342trvke, face 2 femra are the cutest but f3 femra are the prettiest
my femlala is in her 30sbut she has the typical appearance of a lalafell, so people confuse her with a childat first she got upset over it, but now she uses it to get discounts and free stuff
>>570035449Which CWLS? There's so many of them.
>>570035443If you're as outspoken as you claim lemme know who you are and we can meet up
>>570035323Can't a femezen be a slut...
>>570033136there are people to shapeshift off and on femlala/lalaboy to moonie or femra all the time. The local femlala clique is unironically fine with it and you shouldn't think too much about it.
>>570035526There's only one.https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/crossworld_linkshell/295f177f0201ebb028b803cdf06d5ec4be668326/
You woke the ari schizoDeal with him
My f3mra is ugly...
>>570035449>see how people defend themselves when I make baseless accusations? this means I was right!
>>570033775>>570033775>>570035169my femra bottom left as well
>>570035449Im a bigger with tons of those lala friends though, they're nice to me.
>>570034781my femlala can't stop thinking about that long thick...
>>570035323I can huff your pubes too sis....
Face 1and 2 femra are the best and I will NOT be elaborating.
>>570035568>The local femlala clique is unironically fine with it
your bigger is now thinking about sexually harassing his femlala friends!do it!
>>570035632>They're nice to me so they're good people
>>570035534Rather not! I only hit on people who exist in-game and not some weird /xivg/ schizo. If you can't be assed to be in the place that matters than I'm not interested in some guy who thinks he'll get action by replying to my posts.
>>570033136They will be welcoming, but if you even mention you're thinking of fantaing back to normal race, you will be shitposted relentlessly for a month
>>570035604She's not ugly to me :D
>>570034917>>570035045ok cool. I haven't played in a while but I remember you used to be able to right click and view a person's job levels and such what happened to that?
>>570035323Am I catching strays while lurking Can't even THINK about slurping femmyzen ears without the Big Femezen investigating me on thoughtcrimes
>>570035604lowkey same...
10:25 CC ET Crystal
>>570035837>so many>its just the one repeated lineyawn
I'm in the bathroom of the chrystarium thinking of you while pooping /beam
>>570035837Which rumors then
who will be the first anon to clear kefka?
>>570035768This but unironically
>>570035730Well yeah. Im gonna trust someone nice to me until someone shows me 'verifiable proof' of wrongdoings. Not vague ">He doesnt know what she did" lol
>>570035798right click view search info
>>570035801I wonder how it would feel if a femezen rubbed her ear against your horns...?
>>570030001The dt hairstyle or saintly style.
>>570035801/pets u
>>570035751Nevermind I dont like your personality either.
> mfw uplanders don’t want to suck on my gobbie ears Pssshkoh
>>570035751>another wallflower Balmung Ul'dah femlala acting like they're hot shit when in reality they're an anxiety ridden antisocial lonerI was worried over nothing.
>>570035568rape this femra
>>570035768>>570035719Oh....guess I won't be a femlala then..
Hey did you see the new ff game coming out?
I hope Evercold changes to the character creation are even more mod breaking than Dawntrail's. I know a couple of "people" who had actual panic attacks and an identity crisis because their mods broke and I can't wait to see that again.
>>570035974It'd be hot as FUCK but I presume it'd barely be felt by the Ra and would feel more intresting to the femezen>>570036015what the femra... /pet /pet
>>570036042>>570036054>walking refuse immediately reports on themselfEvery time
>>570036041You have zero tact man I assume this is just one giant funpost to you
>>570035568Nice hair. Link?
>>570035958I swear I couldn't find that but I was trying to do it from the chat window maybe it's different when clicking the party frame or the other guy in the actual world model thanks
>>570036101no
>>570036114Can we go one thread without someone going "Man I hope this dreamed up scenario where mods stop existing happens."
>>570036138<3 <3/pet/welcome/pet
>>570036101No I only saw a new kh4 trailer
>>570036196oh i did it from the social panel so try doing it from the party window
>>570035085Please don't get any funny ideas around my fulala...
Will (You) show up?I'm buying a fanta just to come join this!
>>570036101>She's wearing the pumpfit.
>>570035562>>570035693I'm calling cap->>570035801oh.. force of habit, my mistake..
I bet that guy I filtered is replying kek
>>570036316I won't. I personally dislike fulalas and tell people to avoid them
>>570036248What's funny is that glamourer has a skin color slider anyways This weird alternate reality is all they have
>>570036363is it me /furrow
>>570036114It wont
>>570036101it's crossover slop
>>570036254wahooo /pet /pet /pet ! >>570036342Shaking my horns, uhhh, per ishgard criminal code something coma something hand over your ears
I want to see fieras NOW
>>570036248They'll always exist, I'm ok with that. I just hope it takes like 2 months for them to come back
>>570036404Phew, not actually a sexpest...
>>570036101It's literally just Brave Exvius turned from a gacha into its own game.
>>570036145NTA but nothing matters but results. Schizoposting scares people away from schizotargets.
I need help finding the source of this image. Its a close up of a blender image taken years ago back when X was still called twitter. Reverse image searching has eluded me and I cant remember the artists name
>>570036141You really shouldn't talk like that about yourself, femlala. You'll attract the wrong sort of guy if you keep belittling yourself.
>>570036487I'm not logged innn yamete
I am a femlala with an army of femlalas that is botting windurst right now...
>>570036101I don't play final fantasy games
>>570036342Surltry lips that apply magic vuln....and kiss vuln....and smoochie vuln....and
>>570036101Yes. Friend was nerding to me about it earlier and all I could do is nod in confusion
>>570036487Nobody likes fiera anymore....
>>570032970Hey what?
>>570035719mentally ill Lala cultists should be shot, and I'm a femlala
>>570029656A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES
>>570036363Why are you so mean to me you’d knew posting that would trigger me
>>570033372Lich, Light! Lich Bright!
Gwuhoo
>>570036538Anyone with a brain knows it's fake though and schizoposting hasn't worked in a while. In fact it makes people more interested
>>570036476Cute lizzie I have not run into in a while! Hope you've been well! Your search message gives my sunnie butterflies when she reads it...
>>570033390i mean, if i do it's not for that purpose lol.
>>570036814I'm well ty ty sunnie hope you're good!
>>570030572My femlala plays up the persecution for headpats, but in reality has never been kicked from a static or even a venue despite being a dirty minded creature. She has gotten rejected a loooot though when prowling for dick when the guy figures out she’s not stacked. Once five times in a single night. BY LALABOYS EVEN :_;
>>570036538I dont think it does. Most of the so called hated people here have quite large friend groups.
>You are below the recommended level for this FATE. Your contribution will not be weighed as heavily.Why is SE calling my lala fat?
>about to finish work>get more workThis is why I need a stress relief xiv anon
>>570036786I want to be tangled up with this glub...But also in the fun "go on adventures" kind of way too
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>>570037021The opposite actually
>>570033957does anyone know what hat/gloves/shoes those are? my femra needs to steal this glam
i hate how so many femlalas use a pastel color theme instant red flags
>>570036994The kind of lalaboys that go to venues are either /ss/chads or searching for short stacks.
>>570037067S Y D N E Y YDNEY
>>570036985Mhm mhm uh huh uh huh uh huh ^-^ Just miss chattin' with you is all <3/SqueeeeeeeeeeezeBeen doing lots of gaming!
>>570037156>Instant red flag.Nigga it aint just femlalas.
>femra are whores>they fuck every race in eorzea>their chud sons are autistic as fuck and walk like crash bandicootdamn
>>570037156Pastel colors are for pedo/troons
>>570036487You sure?
>>570037262Lorelet
>>570037156you might have a mental illness of some kind
Ok you've told me which femlalas to avoid, but which femlalas should I associate with if I want to increase my threadcred?
>>570037156You know who else is an instant red flag?
>>570037327Women love pastel colors and pink though
>>570037156Pastel color schemes is general is a red flag.That's why I'm confused.>>570037383MY MOM
>>570037334This fiera likes seeing sunnie insides...
>>570037262actually sunnies tend to be the race most likely to be prostitutes
>>570037418"Women"
>>570037007Schizos hate being reminded of this
>>570037327>>570037348
>>570037334This fiera is the bowel hunter...
>>570037370Getting plapped by Lientri's fulala is highly coveted and worth a lot of thread cred
>>570037501Actual women anon
>>570035129Ari is nice, just quiet. I don't like lala porn but he isn't in my face about it so it doesn't matter.
>>570032479I use "OF Untarnished Steel" because I like getting the Warrior one each expansion.Otherwise nah, titles are gay
>>570037226Pft I'm just kinda eughhh living it Hope you're havin lots of fun yourself!
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>>570037334YES. YES I DO.
>>570036786cummy on that tummy
>>570037509>>570037007>schizos litearally think "if I repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth!"
>>570037473>Homeless man calls another homeless man broke
Wow RDM doesn't do shit in FL
>>570037383>>570037348>>570037327>>570037243Like come on, look at that lala parade image posted above. nothing but pastel colors. and even the font used in the text is a big round fon like you'd see in a children's book.they're infantilizing lalas. they're one step away from having them wear binkies and diapers.
>>570037501It sounds corny and on the head but it’s trvke
>>570037473Tbf that's only because femra weren't in ARR ignoring yugiri so sunnies were used whenever a whore NPC was needed. And there has been lack of prostitutes after ARR.
>>570037156What about on a Sunnie?
>>570037737Nice try I bet you like getting pissed on
I am a femlala who was called sperm bank by her previous static...
>>570037156Mad.
>>570037791I had to scroll up to look at it and holy shit my eyes!
>>570032479i think titles that fit the character are cool and i think "rare" titles are cool since it gives random people a small glimpse into what content you might like to dolegend titles are the most boring but i do appreciate ultimate raiders using adventure plate elements when they're used well which is also sparse
>>570037049>tangled up
>>570037937>previousAnd your current static calls you what?
>>570037737I think you can convince people of lies by repeating them, but you generally need it to be>Believable in the first place>Start with an actual premise or pattern you've seen from the person>Provide enough details for it to sound like you were thereYou can just shout "[Anon] fucks horses!" over and over and expect people to believe it.
>>570037776Not the ones I’ve seen
can I solo shb extremes yet as dps?
>>570037826Did kugane not have a red light district
>>570036538That only works if the target was already moderately isolated or didn't socialize with the thread very much, it's easier to finish the job if most of the work is already done for you
>>570037776Skill issue
>>570038087only the first 2, MAYBE ruby weapon if you're BiS on red mage
>>570037682Cool liver!!Things have been fun and friendly and neat! Making new friends when I can <3 And chatting with old ones too!! M-Maybe even...other stuffs...
>>570037875This sunnie is builded for fat butts in her face.
>>570036326not a lala but I'll go to show my support
Femra look so much cuter when they're taxidermied
>>570038036Oinkhole...
I don't think I've successfully gotten to the end of m10s since like week 2. People always kill right after 2nd snaking, or wipe to the spread with puddles everytime.
>>570037791>>570037156Saying this shit like I don't see a pastel pink miq'ote factory made clone every other post on JP xitter
>>570038265this if it's a euphemism for me stuffing all of their holes with my penis
>>570038265Thighlanders drop stinkers a lot huh
>>570038036They just call me by my character name because nobody knows I'm a lewd lala there
>>570037556>>570037447W-wha?>>570037702Beware the sleeps
holy fucking moly p3 seen!!!
>>570038276Is it because you're always stuffing your cockholster with baconators you fat tub of lard?
>>570038031Giving glubs lots to say while they shimmy and coil their tails around mine and we make a cute little heart shape and
>>570035085My lalaboy hasn't been sexpested
>>570037737they do it because lurkers who might join a pf or go to a meetup might think twice about talking to a schizo target or in worst case you get a retard like that retarded redditor who saw kong posting the wryx fake tells image and posted it on some shitpost subreddit
>>570038373Builded for meena BWC
>>570038229Prove it.
>>570038175Wawo glad to hear sis!! Seems very fun :D
>>570038390Yes...
>>570038373builded for my catboy BWC
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>>570038376He's a goofy lil fella
>GW3 announcedFinally I can quit XIV....
>>570038471No one wants to sexpest you SK.
>>570038485Done!
>>570038373G-Goodness....
>>570031173If you replace "loving" with "fighting", then you basically get Zenos.
>>570038373
>>570038373Builded for my malezen BWC.
>>570038172tried dancing plague but got nuked during fire hands
>>570038590that trailer looked really bad nglthe color scheme of the game, and the general art style looked indicative of a low skilled game dev team
>>570038471No one wants to sexpest you OJ.
>>570038564eastern time or eorzea time anon? :-)
>>570035449except that linkshell is almost always silent
I wanted to do more crafting on the new planet today but I'm too tired, this is a tragedy.... :(
>>570038373she's tired because i plapped her so well lole
>>570038496Time with friends is always fun! ^_^My sunnie still thinks about our first stargazing out on the deck...and all those things you said.. >////////< and all the things you didn't get to yet...
>>570038825nice job ser
>>570038108Honestly can't remember. Wouldn't be surprised if it's mentioned, but we can't actually enter it. Kugane is like 3 smol streets in the first place.
>>570038825This post was in Eorzean Standard time
Gaia status?
>>570038725
Thread friends whohttps://files.catbox.moe/4bpl2k.gif
>>570038718Which is sad because the art of the second game was amazing
>>570038956Beloved.
>>570038716Sure enough, yep, I die even with BiS. You probably gotta play a tank until Evercold, then.
>>570039054Built to take it up the ass
>>570038956Gaudy whore
Meg is an example of the decline of Ishgardian nobility
I play a female Hrothgar. Hear me roar.ROAAARGHA!Thoughts?
You want to sexually harass your femlala friends...Especially the ones who are online right now...
I just got to Mamook and saw the cutscene for the last trial, and I have to say I'm quite dissapointed. Bakool Ja Ja has been an asshole and a jerk, but seeing them return home cowering and getting disowned by their own dad, made me feel more for the story than being with Wuk Lamat this entire time. Combined with my realization about her being Naruto, my opinion is starting to go down. Did any of you guys feel the same way? And will I start to like Bakool Ja Ja more?
>>570039030I would enjoy watching her fuck other men
My femlala's dinner:>6 sausages>4 fried eggs>16 pieces of bacon
PoopCrapThe sound of my fartThe stink goes on and on and on and on on
>>570038926That's also the problem with the cities in this game eulmore is the biggest offender of this
>>570039154/pet /pet /petThese are my thoughts.
>>570039241childrens idea of a good meal
>>570039178I think bakool ja ja is probably the only decently executed thing in the 7.0 storythat's not a fucking high bar but it's a bar that exists.
>>570039178Yep.
>>570039169Want to be my femlala friend so I have one to sexpest?
>>570039178bwo almost everyone in these threads started skipping cutscenes a few hours into dawntrailno one knows anything about the storythe beginning was so bad that everyone gave up and just skipped it all
>>570038863Pft, sis...Happy to hear overall that you're well ^^ Have a good day and suchhhh
My femlala is about to fight Ifrit...
>>570039178
>>570039354You have to actually talk to us... but I'm in the Quicksands if you want...
>>570038471your lalaboy hasnt met my malehroth
>>570039178>And will I start to like Bakool Ja Ja more?He's an idiot that freed Valigarmanda just to be an asshole. He gets something resembling an arc, not a great one, but like the other anon said it's better than what the rest of the cast can say.
>>570039169How do I cross the threshold from femlala acquaintance to femlala friend?
Hm we should dial up all of the race shitposting to 11 so no one has any fun!What do you mean we can't do that for cats?
>>570039374When I had to click on 19 statue things I immediately skipped everything after that part
>>570038497Ha ha! Fatty! Morbidly obese piggie! No one will ever love you. Go eat your baconators oinkhole. Maybe you can stuff that hole in your soul if you eat enough.
>>570039415what standards you have
>>570030001
>>570039331
>>570039354Sure... if you meet me, say the word hamburglar and I'll know that you're down to plap.
My sunnie does anyal for gil
>>570035768>>570036096doesn't happen, nobody cares. a lot of the lalacord aren't even lalast. fantablobalso yes they're welcoming
Stfu wuk lmao STFU
>>570039381/pet/pet/pet/petYou too friendly friend!Hope we can catch up in game sometime soon <3
>>570039540Ability to have quality writing skills in EnglishNot a fulala
>>570039518cat hate = fag hate NO MORE FAG HATE FOR PRIDE MONTH
>>570035768>>570036096Saying this like I ain't just see otis turn into a fem hroth with a fat bbl
>>570039178>heheh I will release this calamitous giant bird monster thing that will destroy our entire homeland and kill everyone>"Bakool Ja Ja! You silly billy! You can't do that! :P You are so silly! You don't get to compete anymore!" >wahh im gonna go home and cry did I mention that I am the product of a hundred year old eugenics program look at all these dead babiesthe story was just too absurdly bad for me to care about the characters themselves
>>570039658I'm not taking a post from someone who was kyoppi's sleeve and tikaasi's schzio seriously.You literally have an ulterior motive which is to horribly mistreat new blood. You've done it with Eldus. You've done it with Ebi.
>>570039374I paid attention to the story and enjoyed the world building quite a bit, you're all just so ironypoisoned and miserable that attempting to have a conversation about the MSQ with you is impossible 90% of the time and I've given up on it.
>>570039651My sunnie does anyal for /petswe are not the same
>>570039658/pet /pet /pet /pet /pet
>>570039880/pet /pet /pet
butthole poop!
>>570039178Honestly yeah, Bakool Ja Ja's actually kinda cool. The rest of the characters in the expac are pretty meh so far (for context, I'm at the same point as you, at about lv95-96, just finished the skydeep cenote), but him revealing the reason he's is sheer desperation to honor his stillborn brothers is cool, I suppose. I was just expecting him to be a dick until the end, but I guess not.
>>570030001i like this one
>>570039824You can let me know if this a spoiler or not, but didn't Bakool Ja Ja do that because they were manipulated by Sareel Ja? The story does account for that, right?
>>570039939hiiiiiiiii
>>570039696>ERP snobEw.
>>570038373That fiera is a +
>>570039881<3
my meena acts like this!
How far into the kefka fight are you?
>>570031147only if i can bite back
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>>570039832>I wont believe someone who identifies themselves, I will believe (and make) anonymous posts
>>570040078hello
>>570040074It does
>>570040127brat
>>570038373Why did this get samefagged so hard?
>>570039695Sure sure, same same ^^
>>570040083i am the anon he was replying to so im gonna weigh in here, ive never ERP'd but i imagine if some ESL was trying to ERP and kept mistyping words in a non english way to me an english speaker it might kill my hard on
>>570040116<3
>>570040180Just because they put their face out there doesn't make them a good person.but sure. Go ahead if you think Maemi is a trustworthy individual. Don't say I warned you.
WHICH FEMLALAS WILL RAISE MY THREADCRED AND MAKE ME POPULAR BY ASSOCIATION
>>570040127he looks like he tops maleroe and malehroth
>>570040292>ERP snobNew ick discovered
>>570040292No it won't, only if you're bigot.
>>570040074He has two brains and still gets played. That only makes him twice as retarded, not twice as pitiable.
>>570040194mnnyeehyeheheheh...>>570040371no!!!
>>570040362Rekka, Otis, Kyoppi, Caelynn
>>570040207nigga what the fuck is this
>>570040145ive seen enrage on p1 a few times
>>570040145eb status?
>>570039832i don't understand this backwards schizo meta that's (You) self-reporting by accusing others of doing exactly what you do. it's so see-through and lazy
>>570040358I have not yet been burned by anyone this general claims to be evil. And its been months or years for most. But im sure any day now their master plan will unfold.
>>570040015That's good. Also, since we"re both at roughly the same point, are you also getting tired of the regular, "Speak to Wuk Lamat again"?
>>570040427Don't let me catch you, I'll pull your ears.
>>570040362Lientri
>>570039178I enjoyed Dawntrail to a degree and even I agree Bakool Ja Ja is a more compelling character than Wuk. Mamook in general was a highlight of my playthrough. I'm neutral on Wuk (hate Koana) but yeah the focus on her makes little sense compared to the depth given to Bakool Ja Ja and his family. He's pretty enjoyable out of the Turali and thankfully if you enjoy him by the end he's a major character in the FFXI alliance raid series.
>>570040292to me it's the grammar just because bad grammar has such an integral link with third world sexpests online.
>>570039391This guy isn't as hot as Ifrit and Xeno Ifrit...
does anybody have the pic of those ugly ass modded lalaboys and one of them is so fucked up his eyes are looking in opposite directions
What happened to all the cute femlalas that use to post here?
I distinctly remember a few years ago everyone called them "lalabros" but now you never see that term anymore, they're always called 'lalaboys' nowI wonder when the switch happened, and why. it must have been gradual because I don't remember any sudden changes
>>570040427why not...
>>570040145muh dick
>>570040475newfag
>>570040406is it bigoted to only date white guys?>>570040579yea id rather not get wrapped up with some jeet sexpesting me either
>>570040270Retard
>>570040145I'm on the phase where I was too apathetic to play the game at all after my week 5 savage clears because I was BIS besides the weapon and I never went back and got it and I don't have the gil to lootmaster so I don't care about going in at all anymore and I'm a lil sad because it looks fun.
>>570040270I don't know and it scares me
>>570040626Which ones? Name names and I will tell you exactly where they are now and what they've been doing.
>>570040594Is it because he looks humanlike now...
>>570040626I fanta'd o->cute Oh, nevermind.
>>570040207Post the knigga version
>>570040443lollmaoOkay Ikkou.
>>570040673What does that have to do with quality of writing again? You come off as pretty shallow.
somehow, i will still be blamed for this
>>570039832I don't sleeve???????>>570040443untwue
>>570040145Permanent forsaken prog because nobody knows the tower spots, even in trines/enrage parties
I actually cried at Bakool Ja Ja's cutscene before the cenote because I've definitely felt that way (and still do sometimes)
>>570040145P1 done in first 2 lockouts, tomorrow maybe some P2 proggersdungtrail msq was so dogshit it made me not care about any optional content sidestories either and just straight up started skipping those
>>570040797t. brown
>>570040636>I wonder when the switch happened, and whyShota became the new erotic taboo once loli became normalised with ToT posting.
>>570040690>merc runs up to m12s>get gil>make your own lootmaster payout partyGet into the hustle mindset or forever stay stagnant.
>>570040849Smooching this cute lalaboy's inner thighs for nothing in return
me and who????https://na.store.square-enix-games.com/final-fantasy-xiv-status-effect-pin-set---cover-_-covered
>>570040552you better not catch me in a fighting mood because im not afraid to retaliate!!!>>570040641topping and bottoming and sidewaysing is forbidden...
>>570040849This lala isnt actually so bad once you get past the arrogance
>>570040993Hmmm no, I'm pale as a ghost in fact.
>>570040145Femra are not supposed to be this fat
>>570041024me and u, duh!!
>SE: Lalafell are adults>Also SE: >>570041001What did they mean by making lalafell hyper-realistic looking children?
>>570041005That would take like 2 months though. Maybe I'll figure something out.
>>570041001>Normalized
My 3 inch sunnie+ is very shyly glancing at your femra
Women for my cat to do this with???https://files.catbox.moe/isrle6.jpg
>>570041119its a preference of course, theres nothing really bigoted about it, neither is it shallow its just a preference, ppl r allowed to have preferences on what they find attractive
I LOVE FEMEZEN
>>570041316lol
What is wrong with a femlala wanting her partner to type at a proficient level when ERPing? I don't get it...
>>570040542Personally, I didn't think she's THAT unbearable. She's somewhat kinda like Lyse during the Ala Mhigo portions of Stormblood in my view. That said, her VA sounds really monotone, which is odd, considering she's meant to apparently be this energetic girl hyping herself up to become Dawnservant.That said, I think I hate Koana. Despite the fact the competition for the title of Dawnservant is, well, A COMPETITION, he just bends over backwards at every opportunity to help Wuk. Sure, I'm not saying he should be as competitive as Zoraal Ja and abandon her when she was kidnapped, or actively cheat like Bakool Ja Ja does, especially since part of his character is how much he cares for Wuk, but he should've at least attempted to do something to help himself in the contest. As it stands, it just felt like he was there to help her, not become Dawnservant himself.
>>570040636
My __ inch malera is staring down your femra (she's in the wrong spot)
>>570041332Its extremely shallow to base your perception and evaluate someone based sorely on the quality of their writing. If you truly like a partner you'd be willing to mentor them to meet your preference.
>>570041215Yes, normalised.
>>570041316Why is it so small...?
>>570041418>Personally, I didn't think she's THAT unbearable. She's somewhat kinda like Lyse during the Ala Mhigo portions of Stormblood in my view.NTA, but that's how I view Wuk also, except that Wuk NEVER leaves. I actually think Lyse is worse, but Wuk is ALWAYS there, so Wuk ends up being worse. >That said, her VA sounds really monotone, which is odd, considering she's meant to apparently be this energetic girl hyping herself up to become Dawnservant.I played in JP because I couldn't stand tranny voice. That's is how she sounds in JP, and it still does not salvage the character.
>>570041419I know which lalaboy that is.
>>570041535boring concern trolling but thanks for humouring me
>>570041535id rather not groom someone into becoming better at ERP
>>570041587Hot..........
>>570041536do you get a hard-on seeing young characters or what's your problem?
>>570041634which one, anon?
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>>570041486
>>570041486this nigga talking like he's packing .50 when everybody knows he just got a .22lr down there....
>>570041727People like Otis do and I find it disgusting we don't kick these people out of our communities
>>570041665>>570041684This is why I generally don't ERP with people from here, people that just want a quick fix are a waste of my time and your arrogance is off-putting.
>>570041536
>>570029601i need a goon bf that wears suspenders and will beat up punks for me
>>570041831i dont erp at all but it just seems logical to not be so into ERP that you find a need to groom your partners into becoming better at it
>>570039832>Ebi>elduswho the fuck are these people femlalas make up on a day to day basis
>>570041587Umm... what do you mean why.. it just is small? ...
>>570040292Like 10 years ago I took an ESL under my wing and let him practice his ERP with me. He absorbed my lessons like a sponge, and by the end he was a better writer than most native speakers. His writing was slow and shitty in the beginning though.
>>570041783Why yo eyes so damn big
>>570041783Two eyes to one, I have you beat here.>>570041786The length was irrelevant, I was copying the post template.
>>570041809>Otis>young characterHe has probably the most extreme midget fetish I have seen
>>570041961Grooming is such a gross way of putting it, writing is a skill not an ability, you can develop better writing and its also a good bonding experience.
>>570041382your efforts are wastedfemezen are loveless creatures
>>570040145My moonie? p3 :3
>>570041915does he also wear a beanie and say "you got it boss" or "you need to talk to the boss" or "the boss wants you dead!" in a thick New York accent too
>>570041418Personally, I'm fine with Koana. He's the sibling with his head on straight, and I can at least understand his themeing. Man who wants to advance without understanding what makes his culture the way it is. In contrast, I don't like Wuk Lamat because of how much we're taking a backseat to her. We're hardly talking with our friends and we regullarly see Wuk acting like a shonen protag clown. Also, where the hell is Estenien? Haven't seen him since his spar at the palace.
>the lalacord is hereThat explains why the thread suddenly sucks ass
>>570042059otherwise described as grooming grooming doesnt necessarily mean grooming children or anything of the sort you are just grooming erp partners into better pleasing you through training reinforcement and reward
Why are catgirl and viera players so insecure that they made a meme that malera have tiny penises
>>570041809>OtisBro you picked arguably the worst person
>goon bf
>>570042046My mother was a drunkard.>>570042049>Two eyes to one, I have you beat here.ACK, it's over.
>>570040145idk i only got like 30mins into ff6. maybe an hour?
>>570042246I personally think this is a mutually beneficial arrangement, you get to "groom" an ideal partner and they get to develop skills, developing skills is based.
I am an absolute fucking tourist to this game and MMOs in general. I come back once a year and forget how the game is structured every time I play it. I must have finished Dawntrail and 7.1 last time and am not high enough item level for 7.2. What's the best way to go about gearing up? I'm broke as fuck by the looks of things.
>>570042237one day it's lalas Another it's hroths
>>570042150exactly exactly
>>570042275Meme...?
Lalacord and Hrothgala are the worst things to have happened to the thread
>>570042275>they made a meme that malera have tiny penisesThe meme comes from femra being so tiny compared to malera.
>>570042275The other alternative is that femra have massive cervix's (this is fine too)
how do I get invited to the lalacord?
>>570042437nuts vendor or maybe green tomes or alliance raids?
>>570042625Be nice to Kyoppi in-game
>>570041727>do you get a hard-on seeing young charactersNo...
>>570042523The response to this was funny.Eto ehh... Bonu stuructora.. *raughs*
>>570042740>this nigger is back
>>570042461Proving my point>>570042523>>570042612Why is this logic not applied to the 6 foot tall men in real life? Curious
Training a femlala erp partner to always start a session with a kiss after she applies lip gloss that comes from her slit.
Savage reclears have been so awful ever since Kekfa came out. There's nothing to do though until North Horn comes out....I'm not wasting my time doing Kefka, it doesn't look fun at all.
I love you like I love getting paid to poop at work /cheer
i miss back when EBing was added to the game and no one took it very seriously
>>570042876>Why is this logic not applied to the 6 foot tall men in real life? CuriousNot really. We don't have lizard people in real life. There isn't anywhere in the world that produces solely 6' 7" men while producing only 4' 9" women. Like look at Korea or Japan. Their women are small (though usually not 4' 9" small) but the men are small too. That's how "race" usually works. But with Au Ra, the men a huge and the women are tiny, so it makes sense that the men would have tiny penises (or that femra would have DEEP vaginas)
>>570042874>BackI never left, I just keep things fresh and interesting because I'm white and don't feel the need to spam the same images and posts for literal years on end like browns do.
This weather is buns
This c@boy/bunboy couple has been kicking my ass at CC for the past four matches..
>>570042523there should have been larger differences between the clans of each race like highlander and midlandermake xaela have the big femra and malera we have now and make raen have daintier versions of both
>>570041010how about I kill you, huh?????>>570041087I'm literally the greatest ever, I'm allowed to be arrogant>>570042625ask me for an invite it's rly that simple
My malezen suffers from dwarfism
>>570042897.....
>>570043387using this later
>>570043165they have long corkscrew barbed penises
>>570041783need her
Ishgard: Hogwarts for racists
>>570043337>ask me for my big futa cock hgghrhrhgrhrh it's rly that simpleok i will
Okay goodbye /pet love you
today i learned that someone has been attempting to impersonate me in a few different discords and has been unable to link my lodestone because i have it set to private
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>>570043553I would prefer it if you killed yourself
Female HrothgarThoughts?
>>570043165>Not really.Oh look a meme response>We don't have lizard people in real life.Oh suddenly they're lizards now and not humans with scales? Interesting...>But with Au Ra, the men a huge and the women are tiny, so it makes sense that the men would have tiny penises (or that femra would have DEEP vaginas)I really wonder how you see real life races thinking like this
Ul'Dah: Naboo for racists
stopped myself from making a bad post, this is called growth and maybe all of you could learn from my example
>>570043557/uses an o-ring to keep your mouth open while i shit in your mouthbye bye!
>>570043543For wholesome reasons, surely.
>>570043320Stop talking about Big Femra. It isn't real. It will never be real.
>>570043238Give me initials so I can bully them
>>570043847... mostly
>>570043798the fact that you needed to post about it negates any potential growth, lil chud
>>570043810that's pretty disgusting dude
>>570043714>Oh look a meme responseNo. I am being completely sincere. >I really wonder how you see real life races thinking like thisUhh... the same way I see species within animals. Which is what we are.
Femra lay eggs.Malera ejaculate on them to fertilize the eggs. They aren't lizards, they're fish people.
>>570042437I can make you a starter set of gear if you want anon. Otherwise, you can do hunts or maps to grind Mathematics/whatever the new shit is to get ilvl 750 and 770 gear which will unlock the new alliance once you get 755. Maps are nice money if you can get a group together that will split the gil of any drops but you need a group of friends for that
>>570044006well? eat it
>>570043938Mostly a good answer...
>Ul'dah, Gridania, Limsa Lominsa>Ishgard>Gyr Abania, HingashiRIDDLED with racists. Racism all over the place.>Norvrandt>Old Sharlayan>Thavnair>TuralNo racism anywhere in sight. Absolutely 0 racism.
>>570044024>>I really wonder how you see real life races thinking like this>Uhh... the same way I see species within animals. Which is what we are.
Anyone want to do a Pilgrim's Traverse 71-100 run...? On crystal password 9999
>>570044169I'm thinking a nice slow burn in this hot, languid summer weather
hey do you mind if i come stand uncomfortably close and stare at you like this
>>570044058I meant to say ilvl 780 thats what you get from green tomes, not 770
>>570044313
>>570044167No, I don't think I will.
>>570044313Do the Pennywise eyes
>>570044313that would mean someone actually wanted to stand close to me and stare at me and that would be a startling departure from the norm so i would say i don't mind
>>570044040>Malera ejaculate on them to fertilize the eggs. They aren't lizards, they're fish people.I've always thought this was so weird. Like the girl fish shits a bunch of eggs onto the floor. Then the male looks at the eggs, and he instantly CUMS. HIS. BRAINS. OUT. >>570044243I accept your concession.
>>570044313*steps on your face*
>>570044296You spelled Ice cream completely wrong Anon...
Chat, is this true?
>>570043810Hey quick question anon which race do you play as?
>see hrothbro with cool glam>obvious peeping tomInto the blacklist it goes, Im not taking chances
>>570044464You are welcome to think you've won with your pseudo-intellectual argument
I really greatly dislike the youtube video essayists who speak in a monotone American accent and drone on and on and on and even when they explicitly write an emotional line into their script they deliver it like they're on heavy duty painkillers. You can really tell they've never been in a room with another human being and said more than 10 words in a row before in their life.
my femlala just wants a cute lalaboy eb to do evercolds msq with is that too much to ask..... ;_;
>>570044673ffxiv?
>>570044514We can get ice cream, that'd make for a nice date
I have no social life and im approaching 30
I can buy you ice cream later too /beam
>>570042948these "midcore player complaining about having actually good players to play with once new content comes out" archetype posts always make me laugh, there were a ton complaining about the doomtrain also becoming 10x harder to farm once the tier dropped
>>570043434Thank you. I'll be here all week.
>>570044737my lalaboy wants a EB to do evercold's msq with but he's already got his heart set on someone unattainable and uninterested, sorry sis...
Ice cream as in you make me cream my boxer briefs /laugh
>>570044767Shut up, bitch. I'll rape you.
>>570044849As long as you're prepared for a meltie if they don't have citrus flavor.
>>570044553Hmm... well first off, I'd say that they both probably have debilitating fetishes. WoW is the furry game after all, and it's officially gay and trans, whereas XIV is only gay and trans because of the players. Also, all this mod goonbeast slop only started existing after the WoW exodus when WoW gooners realized how easily moddable XIV was compared to WoW. Anyway though, you know the retard in your PF or your roulettes who wipes to the same mechanic for the entire lockout and just can't seem to understand it? That's what the average WoW player is like. They literally need addons to scream at them and make alarm sounds when they are standing in fire or else they would stand in the fire until they died, and then get mad at the healer for letting them die. The dumbest XIV player is probably about as smart as the average WoW player, so I guess the software engineer vs grocery store literal orc analogy works.
>>570042437>>570044058>>570044363Also, I forgot to be specific, what you want to do is hunt trains. There are CWLs for it that I'm unfamiliar with you could look into OR discord if you aren't averse to that, google the centurio hunts discord. There's some guides on how to run trains and you can cap your weekly currency in 3 trains and grind infinite NUTS (which you can trade for moneymaking stuff I think) and green tomes off of themYou should also be able to do level cap roulette if you wish. Or grind the old alliance raid if you want to collect a few coins for augmented gear later. Or the variant dungeon, I'm not sure how good that is for tomes but it can make you money or xp 91-100
>>570044553That's way too based an insight for reddit.
>>570045193>Shut up, bitch. I'll rape youI say this to miera
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>>570042630>>570044058Thanks, I guess I'll just grind the hunts for green tomestones. Hoping to catch up to finish 7.5 before the 4 day free period ends.
>malera have tiny penises because femra are small>also I think real-world races are comparable to separate speciesTsk tsk tsk little chud, tsk tsk
>>570039154My hrothgal approves
>there are people who spend a week botting alts to max levelwhy?
1996:>I'll fuck your mom, nerd!2026:>I'll fuck you, faggot!
>>570045252>citrus flavorSis, you want sherbert, not ice cream
>>570044134May I hug?
But seriously, love you lots/pet
>>570040145I haven't even cleared M12S yet... I'm stuck on M11S Arena Split hell...
>>570045375Nobody says this to my miera...
>>570045252What kind of citrus flavor? There are so many different types I'd get Shikuwasa
>>570044246Ayaya my beloved.
Best nude bodies for vanilla proportions? As close to xiv models as possible
>>570045504i want another alt but i dont want to pay the money to boost him
>>570044737You aren't on my homeworld.
>>570045568
>>570045789tre
>>570045798The electricity and time you burn costs more than just buying the boost
>>570045568https://youtu.be/slB6_XIJ2tw
>>570045695My fiera does all the time....
>>570045789BBWVR, I think it was small bottom and medium top, but that's dead now
>>570045789Neolithe. Maybe Tre if you like things slightly larger than base. There's also some mods that try to keep things 100% super close to vanilla but you won't really find many outfits supporting them.
>>570045626I... don't know what that is. I like sorbet...>>570045706I'm not picky, as long as it's sour and refreshing!
>>570045674wait til you get to stampede and people keep forgetting what to do immediately after towers
Got drained...of aether, five times.
>>570045870i work from home so my PC is already on do you really think i spend $50 on electricity in like a week?
>>570045915I must be somewhere else when this is being said...
>Play Evercold>Log in>Start new quest line>Speak to Wuk Lamat.
>>570046071thanks for the meal~
>>570046164*steps on your face*
>>570046037>I... don't know what that is. I like sorbet...Basically the same, but a little more like ice cream.
>>570046115Maybe you don't even post your bun so I wouldn't know you are a miera....
I pulled a muscle or sprained my entire right arm so I have to use my left for a while and it's honestly night and day, I feel 10 years younger when I spurt, it's so intense.
>>570045458post your hrothgal!
>>570045789https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/38550+https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/137816and you can get IVCS version with physics toohttps://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/60082
if i had a boyfriend id treat him so well and give him lots of love and attention and be the best boy ever!
>>570046237I do sometimes but I'm shy...
>>570046223hey only I can do that
>>570046423*steps on your face too*Don't care, can't stop me.
>>570046236Ooooh, that sounds good. Milk is good anyways!
>>570046465HEY. ONLY I do that to >>570046423
>>570045819probably not....
>>570030001the karen hairstyle is and always has been the most powerful one..!
>>570046405I'm going to do this to your bun if I ever see him.
I have a boyfriend and every time he leaves the salt in the wrong cupboard I contemplate murdering him.
>>570046423>>570046164why don't you join the syncshells on a character that looks like this instead of a generic looking miera
>>570046537You can't stop me, I'm gonna step on your face too! What you gonna do about it huh?!?
>>570046360>>570045956>>570045941>>570045859Thanks for suggestions anons. I like my fiddies petite but a lot of the bodies I ended up trying gave her a dump truck and bazookas. I'll look into these.
>>570033372>>570036779Lich, Light! :3
up in da club
>>570046651yea i was just larping i hate men so much lol and im terrible to them
Let's just say... malera won.
end of the thread this is me and THAT femra
>>570046164>>570046423>this man claims to be straight....
>>570045789absolute closest is yab small chest with yanilla legs and the small butt optionif you have a small vanilla chest there's the "tiny titty" mesh edit for yab that looks a bit more attractive when actually naked: https://xivmodarchive.com/modid/119663if you have a medium to large vanilla chest you can use the yab mini chest size and drag the slider down to 0-20, or yab medium at 0 and then scaled down further in c+ it's still too bigneolithe is oktre is ok but is curvier
should I join a lootmaster group for m12s to get more gil for occult accessories, or join a regular group to try and get an alt weapon
>>570046638You've seen my ears and done this already!! Maybe you can see the rest soon ;-;
>>570046671pink hair doesn't suit me, so....
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>>570046864post the pf when you decide, i want to join
>>570043552Hogwarts is already for racists.>And you go to... Hufflepuff! Enjoy having peaked before even starting your career!>And you go to... Slytherin! Damn, you're really a piece of shit, huh?>And you go to... Ravenclaw! Try not to get too many wedgies during your stay!>And you go to... Gryffindor! Congratulations, you're part of the master race! Enjoy every privilege and the teachers bending over backwards to ensure your academic and professional success no matter how many rules you break! Warn us ahead of time if you're planning to hang anyone from the trees, last time we made the hanged one a teacher and boy do we regret it.
>>570046651Have you ever considered that maybe (You) are putting the salt in the wrong cupboard?
>>570046885You should post him!
>>570046939thats classism noob
>>570046809what did they win
>>570046970The salt goes with the pepper, the herbs and spices, the gravy, the brown sugar. NOT with the pasta, rice and tins of soup.
>>570047067Life
>>570046939my hrothgar wont stand for the hufflepuff slander
>>570046790using that later
I'm pooping at work again /petAnd thinking of how much I love you /pet
>>570046898>unshavedew, this was so close to perfection and she had to add a bush gross!
>>570046939Slytherin is actually the most successful historically. Gryffindor only popped off when Harry joined the school. A lot of magical government ministers were former Slytherins.
>>570046312She's crafting right meow
I’m not okay…Can you log in so we can talk?
>>570046790Up in dat butt
>>570047120Damn, my malera was hoping we won death.
>>570046939me femra would go to slytherin
>>570046939I love being white and also Gryffindor
Hey.
>>570047106For real though, why are you even putting the salt in a cupboard anyway? Just get a little lazy susan thing and put the salt and pepper there. Unless you mean the tub of salt, in which case I highly doubt he's getting out the tub of salt often enough for it to be an issue.
>>570047224This thread was close to perfection too, but you had to add the big gay
>>570047367Do you feel in chaaage?
>>570046939Gryffindor isn't actually that good of a house. They just make for amazing protagonists
>>570047367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVCUAXOBF7w
My cat girl? Miqitten coded.
>>570047367>>570047632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwLsz9o8erg
>>570046939Why does it feel like you or any of the replies to this don't know anything about harry potter? Slytherin is literally the top of the food chain. Where the fuck does this gryffindor superiority mindset come from??
>>570046939My bratty sunnie would be Slytherin through and throughAnd also extremely racialist
>>570047827ayo this nigga watches harry potter kill him
>>570047895Nobody tell him about the Harry Potter meet that had over 100 people from /xivg/ attend…
>>570047529I'm a big moonie.>>570047632I like it! Thanks for the song, anon.>>570047728https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UlrZMAbfZc
>>570047996NTA but it sounds like we'll just need to kill all 100 of you...
>>570047183>>570047279?
La bestia mod negra con pala
>>570048229Feet
>>570047827>Slytherin is literally the top of the food chain.Probably because Gryffindor always wins the house cup out of nowhere for masonic type reasons. I looked it up and apparently year 5 is the only one that Slytherin wins. All the others were canceled or Gryffindor won.
i wish i had made a lalaboy instead of a femlala when i started this game
my friend told me I had altism today...
>>570048187*wiggles ur wand*
>>570047387My countertops are already full of appliances. And why would I pour salt from the container I buy it in into a different container? You just flick your wrist and don't dump huge piles of salt on the food while you cook, it's not hard.>*whiny jewish noises* "ohhhh ohhh but I want to salt my own meals!"Then cook them yourself.
hello xivg
>>570046634Sexroe>>570048238Darkbeast Paarl
>>570048406so you could get sleeved by mhroth?
>>570048413I think your friend is onto something sis
>>570048480kys fakenice tranny
>>570046886not necessarily the pink hair but just something sexier than "generic emo looking miera in armor"
>>570047895Not knowing about harry potter either means you're underage or you were too retarded to read books when you were young. Both of which are reasons you should kill yourself.
>>570048581>fakenicehe never even pretended to be nice
is extrachat still a thing
>>570047728https://youtu.be/J0U4UD3aQNI
>>570048461>kitchen countertops are so rife with clutter that she literally REFUSES to own a salt shaker>she'd rather murder her boyfriend than buy a salt shaker I see. So (You) are the problem. Poor guy.
Never did get my answer on why catgirls and fieras want malera to have small penises
stop instant joining reclear parties with casters, i cba to make own party
>>570048480associating with hot chip is a bad lookassociating with anastasiya is a worse look
>>570048748I'm not catering to (You) when I join as caster.
>>570048229Nice hair as always
>>570048748joining as RDM
>>570048709lmao
>>570048413>altismwe call that being a fantasiablob around these parts
>>570048784>>570048784>>570048784>>570048784
Harry Potter is the most manly American thing and if you don't think that's the tightest shit gtfo my face
>>570048745Malera don't have penises, malera are reptiles, and thus, have cloaca
>>570048704I found it boring as a kid, but I grew an appreciation of it as I got older. I kinda wish I could've enjoyed it more as a kid, I hope my own kids enjoy it if I have any
>>570048809there are a lot of really shitty people here and they all associate with each otheryou cant really escape it
>>570048745smoll pp is better for anal
>>570048897Au Ra are mammals
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>>570048886>American>Written by a brit.>In Britland.>Taking place in Britland.>In a medieval castle.>With a bunch of people who spend the entire saga not even remembering guns exist.
>>570048809you are mega retarded if you think about judging someone by who they hang out with, even more so if its on 4chan
>>570048809Can you believe Karen sat with Glorpo Shitto at lunch?
>>570049140the company you keep says a lot about you but I guess you're okay with whatever as long as they're nice to you?
>>570049246i dont disagree with this but im also not going to judge someone by what someone tells me to i will always make that judgement call myself even if it has fucked me over multiple times, its also gained me some of the people im closest to
>>570044553the wow player i met in real life was a mexican guy built like an orc, yes
