Previous: >>570053491>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri CapCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>570073950new vid up on my /uma/fans
FUCK MODSI LOVE BIG BOOBIES
We had a perfectly good thread going...
>>570074006That is definitely a boy.
>>570074006Almondanchou!?
tell stumpchan why you lost your CM
I LOVE FILLIES!
CM 14 status?https://poal.me/zd8537https://poal.me/zd8537https://poal.me/zd8537>their umas get the perfect skill procs> I get the goldsimple as
ryan LOVE
well fuck me that was easytaishin and bobo 1-2
>>570074006Post link on the /uma/cord
Tachyon LOVE
>>570073950is it... safe..?
we are an oppressed general
>>570074167i selfsabotaged and burnt myself out with gutsmaxxing so I was unable to retrain my umas after doing practice rooms
None of that would have happened if the OP was a big fat American uma belly instead.
>>570074006I know damn well you're not built like that.
We are being watched.
>>570074167I won
>>570074246this general deserves everything that happens to it be for real
>>570074240It is safe... safe to marry Matikanetannhauser!
>>570073796bumping this CM 15 room
>>570073950In space, no one can hear you Mambo
my 2 highest wr cms (cancer and virgo) and my 2 platinum cms (aquarius and gemini 2) are all milewhat is my distance affinity
>>570074219>4224WHAT THE FUCK
besides XXXOguri who are the good runners/parents for next CM or is it one of the 'anything goes' mediums?
>>570074006danchou...
>>570074167i didn't deserve to get into A but still got in somehow, i don't mind getting 3rd
shakur love
>>570074219>4kMeanwhile I keep getting put into 12k lobbies
Thank you Golshi for locking in when it mattered
>>570074442How does having such big Bakushins help Bakushin Bakushin her way to victory?
it's over
>>570074219what the fuck, I didn't think it could go that low.
>>570074419its aries 2.0 without u=ma2. fronts will be fighting for A&S, oguri will proc her unique and get free wins, lates/ends will be fighting for moving past + pump some iron
>>570074261Kissing is more erotic than sex
mambo insider report, everyone is using default epithets, everyone except for me is soulless
>>570074419Room data on hakuraku so far makes it look like another front vs xoguri battle
>>570074006umm...
agnes carrytal
Still in Love? More like Still a Whore.
>>570074206
>>570074525she just bakushin faster
>>570074780rude?
>>570074794Does she Bakushin faster with bigger Bakushins?
Pace chaser is fraud. Tamamo won me the final
>>570074006OH GOD WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT FACE
>>570074659
could more green skills similar to runaway even be made? would a skill that changes your style mid race from pace chaser to late surger work or in any way? they kinda toy around with the idea of umas changing their running style mid race in cinderella gray but its probably a huge stretch to bring it into the game
>>570074832
>>570074914
[HEARTWARMING] Honest front player takes Platinum against subhuman Taishin and Falcon players.
>>570074740>>570074895Lovey dovey kissing with Still
i'm gonna go to the banei horse races when i go to japan next monthBIG umas
>end closers are worse than lates nowgrim
>>570073796>>570074345bumping also261531242615312426153124
>>570074261her reaction after I say "white woman jumpscared" for the dozenth time.
>>570074858"my" horse girls?
>>570074923End Closer Runaway (forma de Secretariat)
>>570075013nigga i aint racing umama for the millionth time
>>570075115you don't even play the game
>>570075087If Secretariat was an Uma, would she have a title like BIG RED or TREMENDOUS MACHINE?
>>570075007Think a lot of that is people having realized by now they should run their dominators on end so the dominators are tanking the role win rate, the usual suspects on end have pretty decent individual win rates.
dump the spe folders here to help me prep her for the next CM
boysex
>>570074307that role isn't available for me...is there a requirement?
>>570075146Isn't it like 4am go to bed
>>570075071yes, they belong to me
So now that the dust has settled. Was mileSLOP actually mileKINO?
>>570075320I won, beating two UG ends, so it's automatically kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4j8zKOzMKUayabe's mouth is kinda big
Don’t forget to MLB Tachyon and 2LB Hello. Don’t brick yourselves
Dinner with wife
how's the bird next cm? should I bother mootate her into Turf A again?
>>570075320I only won Plats in Mile and the sole Sprint CM so far. Everything else is SLOP, unless I manage to luckshit a win there too
>sex boy
>>570074995Yes!!!
>>570075320i did enjoy the variety of umas i saw during this CM obviously you would encounter meta teams but it wasnt as often as previous ones
>>570075463yummy nutriloaf for her guinea pig
>>570075169100% would be Big Red
>>570075463Eat well and grow big
>>570073796resultsI can't believe Kitasan tripped and crashed with Palmer mid race didn't know the game had a mechanic like thatthanks for joining
>>570075508sex with boys, yes
Fuck CM, fuck dailies, fuck danchouI'm slopcoding another app
>>570075508What about sexing boys?
>>570075320I beat a Buhi who had a 6 SSR deck so yeah
>>570075320I lost so it was slop
>>570075613how did I lose...straight up just dom and hesitant raped?
>>570075508Now we are talking
>>570075741I found the reason, it's right there! It says "Festive Miracle".
After quitting the game for a few months I came back just in time to win Open A with a Unity Falco by a NECK
>>570075564soulless and genericthe only worse name would be something like Big Horse...
>>570075189
new clops
>>570075741wait I recall seeing something about an accel being overwritten if another skill procs right after it...maybe it's that? (cope)
>>570075903It's additive
>>570075741Eishin, Rudolf, and Tachyon have dominators, both my Ogurin and Fine had hesitant fronts, so maybe.
>>570075508Boy Umanko
>first CM of Grand Live is Virgo>U=ma and Triple 7 both work for Hog
>>570075875the red comet...
>>570075613>wants to know why things happen>does rooms without hakurakubwo...
>>570075818Gotta save a title for the alt outfit.
>>570075875hello my cloppa
>>570075875Beautiful...
>>570070207>>570070610>again, only whales SHOULD have pulled for NTR, that doesn't mean lots of f2p idiots didn't do it tooWe got a lot of free pulls on the banner. Some people are always going to get lucky and will get enough to get 3LB/MLB in 200 pulls. I did, image is the proof.Some F2P people are going to MLB Tachyon and Light Hello in a single pity. The games been out long enough that a significant number of people will have been that lucky at least once.
>>570075869Trainer's cock is inside Digitan's umanko right now
Post first-rate tummies. Or just uma bellies.
>>570076020you don't need hakuraku when you have eyes, you only need to feel the race to see what works
>>570076123Shichi's love is really heavy...
Should i be witmaxxing XOguri to make sure her 3 recovery skills fire because she cant lean on U=ma2 as insurance?
>>570076114Posters like those will be very funny in grand live once the average F2P who has played since launch will be able to field a full MLB deck save for maybe skimping 1-2 LB on light hello
>>570076283You should be witmaxxing all of your aces. Anyway it's still roughly 75%~ for 3 recovery setup on 1200
>>570076220Did anyone with Kingu this CM?
>>570075940I wish I was Pokke so I can have my face between Fuji's tits.
>>570076283yeppers
>>570075927>>570075936guess I'll just pray that not *everything* hits
>>570076283hanuka ogurin is so easy to build that should just spam runs until you cap speed, power, and wit
>>570076220Why are first rate tummies so soft?
>>570076367>>570076403hmm but if i had to prioritize wit over power though..
>>570076283something always surprsied ppl forgot about is.. you could also do shake it out insurance. Assuming 777 fires, just need 2 other late race to fire and there ya go
>>570076370I won with Cheer King in B Group
"i will be there... every single CM ill be there... you cant stop me and the day you forget about me and youre about to win ill remind you that when im losing its when i win"
>>570076465power is a meme stat gwochacho
>>570076465You should always prioritize wit over power.
>>570076465your power sparks bwo?
>>570076370I gave up pretty quickly because she was eating ass as an End Closer and burning my clocks, but I did end up with a better TT Kingu as consolation. Didn't see many in lobbies unfortunately, the few ones I did were BEASTS that seem to fly to the 1st position tho
>>570076465gee i wonder which stat do I max in this downhill-dominant track and wit-dependent character
>>570076114>just be lucky brothis is such a witlet argument because the average player ISNT going to be lucky. It'd probably be generous to say 1/10 players get MLB in a 200 pull. I'd guess far less, but even for the sake of argument, that's miniscule. In other words, you're as dumb as your financial decisions.
rate cm14
>>570074167PotentialUma hit Encroaching Shadow and there was nothing I could do
I just saw her name IS actually Light Hellothought it was Light Helio all this time and that anons were saying it for the bit
>>570075628>>570075706>>570075940holy BASED
>>570075189so fucking close to the best outfit in the game for free
>>570076738STOP ASKING ABOUT CM14 AKIKAWA YOU KNOW I LOST WHY RUB IT AIIIEEEEEEE
>>570076789Out of curiosity, what did you think was her real name
https://files.catbox.moe/1d0s4k.mp4it was gonna be frontslop finals from the start
>>570076738POTENTIAL Realized / 10for me personally at leaston her fucking birthday even
>>570076738Sixty Seven/10
>>570076898blindgwo..
I did it, bwos
How do I get Jungle Pocket? she is the only reason I started playing
>>570076969Sorry, that's on me, I'm blind. >6969nice
>>570076992wait for like two years
I know this is game strategy discussion time but I still can't get over this picture the teioposters put here. Because holy FUCK it's hot.
>>570076891sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>570076898Daitaku Hello
>>5700767385/10Tracks where only 2 styles are playable are boring, derby was cinema
>>570076992look in your own jungle pocket if you know what I mean
>>570076738frontsareboring/10
>>570077037it really is...literally what he does to me
>>570077035nigga what
>>570077092akikawa beach episode when
>>570077097King Halo should not be considered part of the Golden Generation.
are you running triple crown on CM15 aces?
>>570076992i'd recommend getting glasses since you chose one of the fugliest umas there is - seriously how is she the protag of a movie?
>>570076983congrats bwo, i still have yet to get that title
oh shut up none of you even encountered a front thats strong at all
>>570077035play on JP or wait https://uma.moe/timelineor watch more of the anime and find more umas to pull for
>>570077223yes and no
>>570077174sorry wait for like a year and a half
>>570076992Use a JP VPN, then create a new steam account, then download JP Umamusume, there's an English Patch if you download Hachimi Edge.
>>570076992Stop shaving
I love her so much bros
>>570077363goddamn it sweep
>>570077232Don't be rude
>>570077136Who is this "he" in question.
>>570077262
>>570077037you should consider killing yourself since it barely even looks like Teio. Literally the best point about aislop is getting it to properly render the characters fucking face. Find some better slop ya loser
>>570076992Ignore Jungle Pocket. Wait for Tanino Gimlet instead.
Did any dacchis vs another /uma/ dacchi in cm finals?
Waiting a year and a half or create a new steam accountBruh
>>570075320You could experience this, so yeah
>>570077571>Sprint BI bet that SPlet lost Sprinters Stakes once, possibly.>Dirt DIt's shit.
>>570077616i wonder who could be behind this post
>>570077594>The best part about AIslop>The thing its incapable of doingYoure a soulless automaton that wants Data centers the size of Manhattan to cover the earth
>Still too angry to watch my B final>Might just let it expire and collect the prizes from the gift menuI'm going to buy Taco Bell and have Sweepy do another event/grandparent run.
>>570077734a big ol smooch right between the ears
>>570077752Don't worry about it.
this 7 will ensure that every anon who posts in this bread will win the next cmhowever if its a 0 then every poster, myself included, wont make it to a finals
>>570077262My team was the Fronts that were strong
>>570077363maybe i should roll for her on an alt just so i can do the career.. Real talk is it any good tho? guessing it has several enjoyable events but on average careers are pretty dull. FM has a ton of cute moments, and glorious giggles, but ultimately dull career
LF Husband
>>570074962>front player>honest
>>570073950I feel like this op image has been used before
>>570077262I lost CM to a sovlful epithet mile A S.Maru with early lead and F2P deck. She was strong, even though it was a front heavy lobby.
urrrr duuuuuuuuuuuuuuur ghurhgrufhrguhgur
>>570077930it has, but does it matter?
Did /uma/s favorite tranny quit?
>>570077845Well, this 7 says I'm gonna marry and have at least 10 kids with Matikanefukukitaru!
>>570077872She's the first Mare to really dominate over Stallions so they really pull on that for the career story
>>570076370Of course. She was the second best end closer after Taishin for this CM.>>570076662>Didn't see many in lobbies unfortunately, the few ones I did were BEASTS that seem to fly to the 1st position thoFor me it was the opposite. I saw King about as often as I saw Taishin, however a lot of the Kings didn't have Mile S. I dont think I lost to ANY of them though, although to be fair, that was because they had to compete against MY King. The lobby comp is really important for King, Taishin can still win if she doesnt activate Cheer, but King has too.
>>570077873WTS Demonsword +2
>>570077780are you retarded? I was specifically responding to a post using garbage aislop by linking aislop that actually looks like the character. l2r. That wasn't some tacit endorsement of AI, and lets not derail the topic but most can agree with a quarter of a braincell that the bubbles retarded af
All 3 of my Fronts failed the Groundwork Wit check.
>>570078005Orenji!
>>570077594maybe I'm a bit too naive because i saw that the supposed artist had a fanbox and twitter and a consistent enough artstyle and just assumed it was real. guy doesn't have one media post of a sketch or a WIP though so yeah it probably is ai. fuuuuuuck.
>>570077993he's in japan on vacation
>>570078104thanks fellow VFbro
>>570077993Google rounding down how long ago a vid was posted drives home how fucking close together these CMs are
>>570076736>It'd probably be generous to say 1/10 players get MLB in a 200 pullOkay think for a minute now, and you're right the odds are lower then that, but still how many players is that in total? How many times have people that have played since launch been able to putt 200 pulls into a banner? Without spending anything.It adds up to a significant number of people who will have been that lucky at least once, which is what I said. So thanks for agreeing with me, even if you didn't understand probability enough to realize it
>>570077872I might be biased because i love her and ive been waiting for her since release but yes her career is good. Most careers i just speed read the events and I'm not invested most of the time. I actually reread Sweep events sometimes.
>>570077873I prefer the other curren
>>570077907>gigantic checklist just to maybe win win early and mid race so you can hit your singular positional accel>S+ end just has to hit eloping shadow/slurp to go brrrIt's literally just midrace. No gimmicks, no carryover, just pure lengths being added. How is that not honest?
>>570078091no it is real that retard is saying AI slop is better
>>570078057My GW wasn't visible at all either but shows on hakuraku, think the game just breaks when there are too many skills at 0 seconds
>>570078057How the fuck do you even tell who fired what in the beginning when 9001 skills scroll past all at onceIm having trouble tracking that myself
>>570077993His discord imploded after people found out he jacks off to this "Daily and even after a shower and sometimes on vc"
God I love Tracen
>>570076524
>tfw im still too retarded to make proper umas in MANT even after paypigging
>>570078057Deserved
>>570077907>Endsloppers will tell you they're honest when they win 95% of CMs
how do they even stop the xoguri menace? is it just pure power creep?
I think oguri is too autistic to be a in a relationship
>>570077993https://x.com/i/status/2063774403855528124He's in, who knows if he won tho
>>570078304
>>570078304Oh hey that one in her hand is mine
>>570078250front haters are literally glue eaters who didn't like it when they see the fronts running in the front
>>570078396I feel personally attacked.
>>570078283i did attach an image vro
>>570077907>Metafaggots change runners and strategy based on the track and what performs the best>Will often run some braindead strat like ZOG + 2 debuffers>meanwhile fronts require you to build 2 or 3 aces that have assembled exodia and even then only one of yours has to beat other fronts AND the other bullshit strategies>>570078250They gave up the view from the lead there's no saving them
>>570078452
Childs.
>>570078381Cygays could have stopped it if they released evo skills early
>>570078450my condolences
>>570078091Now i feel bad about being so hostile. Admittedly ai art spam has made it difficult to distinguish sometimes. But huge amounts of japs have fanboxs where its just AI gend images. Or they tweak AI gen'd image. Its color palette just made me think of AI, as I've 100% seen ai images just like that, with the creepy dude groping them. seen a pixiv dedicated to. Maybe I'm wrong and it's a real artist. What can I say but sucks to be a real artist when your skills suck ?
>>570078396Autistic women are statistically more likely to have successful romantic relationships than autistic men
>>570078270Maybe that happened to me too I guess? Missing every GW on all 3 Umas is insane bad luck but GW usually shows up for me when I race>>570078281I recorded the start of the race to check. It is hard to spot during the actual race>>570078337Thanks I won anyway
>>570078517desu xoguri is still decent even with those, bourbon gets fucked hardernot like UNSTOPPABLE but still very capable of winning CMs
>>570077907>retards who said Smaru pullers got rugpulled because of early patches have been seething about Fronts non-stopYou love to see it
>>570078517XOguri would still dominate, unless they release the newer cards and newer umas early.
>>570078396
>>570078209Sunday... easy on the sundaes...
>>570078517is there any chance of this happening? It sounds like it would be such a fun switchup to what is largely a known meta for awhile
>>570078567I know but she's waaaay too autistic
>>570078631
>>570078209marvelous architecture
>>570074167spent too much time gooning over the last few weeks instead of training and just sent the highest score umas i had. the fact that i got into A finals at all is shocking to me.
>>570078162your argument makes no sense dude. If you just agreed the probability is even lower, than that means even if you pulled on 10 different cards since launch, you'd be lucky to have had one lucky streak. You're the one accidentally supporting me. Even more than that, its absurd how you guys bring up this argument for every few pig calls in the thread. We are a tiny portion of the playerbase, which makes the lucky strike even more unlikely.
>>570077262This.Most players can't tell the difference between a strong uma and a weak uma. They think every Ug is strong.Also most mid tier players who only use fronts, think fronts are stronger than they actually are.
I hate Tokai Teio so fucking much
>>570078517that helps but part of the problem is that stamina is really hard to pump in grand live and xoguri just sidesteps that issue completely
which uma is a closeted death metal screamo vocalist adn bursts it out during a concert?https://youtu.be/PiD6_pPT8W0 current theme during parent runs
>>570078676You do NOT want red skills to come outall the changes is these two just rule the game and no one can compete with them for a LONG time until new uniques/cards are available
don't worry guys I'll take one for the team and date Ogurin
>>570078828That would be based though
>>570078828UGH CHESTNUTS
>>570078828but I have both of those and they're both pretty easy to get with leggo races anyway...
>frontniggers>works in every fucking race>have every fucking tool in the game available to them>grab A&S and have the smoothest career>endhardworkers>only works in half of the races>barely any good tool available>shit MANT career only slightly better than late surgers
oguri cute
>>570078809tikezo
>>570078514They are so cute... I love trainees like this.
AAAAAAAAAAAA SEX WITH INARI ONE AND ANY OTHER FOX/WHATEVER UMA you know the drill
>>570078915I don't really care about the whole front vs end bullshit happening, but>shit MANT careerThat's only for Ayabe because she's dogshit, other ends have kits that actually work
you gotta be fucking KIDDING ME
>>570078915they both only work half the time because fronts are corner enabled and ends are straight enabled late gameexcept ends can usually inherit stuff to make them corner enabled too
>>570078915building front slop is ten times harder than end slopunless you whale of course
>>570078915Doesn't work well on Sprints, I'm having to Pacecuck for CM16
>>570078178hm, tempting as shes certainly entertaining. Tough for me to pull on someone i will unlikely ever run in a cm tho since her kits underwhelming. I've already got so many oshis..
>>570078915>fronts vs ends>when Lates are permanently cucked foreverShut up and sit down. Know my pain.
>>570078562Being a real artist fucking sucks in general. Spend hours putting out sketch after sketch and only 1 or MAYBE 2 actually look decent to me. Gonna be shoving a screwdriver through my frontal lobe tonight to see if it finally gets rid of the fucking insufferable perfectionist in me.
>>570079047>forever
I'm so fucking tired from Japanese lessonsI feel like I haven't learned anything in 4 monthsanyone else taking classes have the same feeling?
>>570079021you VILL do the runor just do 1 2x TP diff 1 mant run and pretend it's a normal run
>>570078828well, taiki is mile-only but EXTREMELY unbeatable in mile, she basically gets two daring strikes before a single support card has anything to add, its absurd levels of speedand suzuka uh, yeah. The next scenario is the oonige scenario for a reason, there genuinely is no counterplay, anons are going to seethe really hard
>>570078024How do you do that if they are all grils in the umaverse
>>570079021Just one more run man you can do it
Oh no, I just did Tama's races. Did they start yesterday? Fuck, another missing crystal... This game punishes you so hard for not being a NEET....
>>570079047Lates would be good if Marvelous Sunday SSR had Specialty Priority and wasn’t an Agemasen and was also a good card
>>570075537Cute. CUTE!!
>>570079141everyone gets ooniger because she is in legendsand don't multiple oonigers kill each other off?
>>570079103thats called the intermediate plateaucongratulationsyoure here forever
>>570079209what the FUCK is that disgusting language??
>>570078690What is she to me?
>>570079219desu fast and furious isnt even that goodi mean its OKAY but daring strike is much stornger
>>570079136yeah I was thinking of improving my Dober/Ryan parents and I think they won't job much more than usual at level 1... r-right?
>>570079023wtf you talking about?last straight? Pasa ultstraight before last corner? kitasan ultfronts have everything, you're dishonest as fuck
yayayayayaya
>>570079141How do we stop the ooniger menace in GL?
>>570079270why are there two of them now
>>5700792513 Ooniges can cause one of them not to spot struggle and that one will live
>>570079158they dont really acknowledge that there's a difference (probably because they dont wanna promote the idea that 80% of umas have a dick and balls)
>>570079251>and don't multiple oonigers kill each other offoutdated info from 10 CMs agoumas are much stronger now with a lot more optionsAlso suzuka is scenario link next scenario anyway so LMAO FREE GOLD RECOVERY FOR MEDIUMS
>>570078915>oy gevalt my overpowered conditionless accel doesn't work here and I am forced to grab a positional accel like everyone else!>cries as he activates Daring StrikeI know it's bait but I am seething so fucking hard.
>>570078613i pulled smaru, neverl felt rugpulled, and seethe about fronts because its just boring watching one win. But also because i don't want to train them in cancerous mant.
>>570079103Idk I've never taken formal japanese classes but I feel the same way. I know enough to understand and write a lot of common stuff but I can barely understand actual spoken japanese and listening to podcasts or whatever just feels like a fucking chore. Umamusume Pretty Derby
>>570078915Orf GOD will save us
>>570078915>paceGODS>no good accel skills or inherits outside of holidays ogurin>career is ass>*gives you prepared to pass*>absolutely insane
Will GL runs have the trainee's story attached to them or do I have to keep playing URA for that?
LOOK AT HER FUCKING GOLOOK AT THAT GAPHOLY FUCKING GUTS GUTS ISNT A GASLIGHT BOURBON UNIQUE COULDNT EVEN CATCH HER
>>570076827If I get this, can I stop grinding out her Legend Race?
>>570079279Lates only get 2.4s base velocity skills, so it’s as good as you can ask for
>witgod says you shouldn't run pace aside from XOgurithis only makes me want to raise 3 paces and see what happens
>>570079528every scenario has trainee story events except mant
>>570078613>>570078480>>570078357>>570078250>type three words and front players INSTANTLY get assblasted and start cryingYou guys are amazingly fragile. Keep it up!
>>570079340CUZ I FUCKED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>570079604Nothing good
>>570079587no you need every outfit because shes my favorite
Didn't we have some possibly autistic newfag asking about sonic?Finally stumbled upon this image.>>570079528mant was different and they never tried that shit again
>>570074167I thought I could get away with not running the shit Bobo wit card for Taking The Lead. Turns out your Groundwork proc and Taking The Lead was essential on fronts, so huge egg on my face, I was stubborn. But I cheesed a Taurus 2 plat so whatever, I'll take the tradeoff.
>>570079683>umad! umad umad umad!Good post. You will get raped by a pack of rabid umas tonight.
>he doesn't play every styleamateurs
>>570079504>no good accel skills or inherits outside of holidays ogurinWhy does everyone seem to always forget about budding and shooting?Yeah, Pace is bad on medium and Long, but they are good everywhere else.
oguris skill would have made more sense if she had a chance of completely gassing out if she failed a witcheck during activation
>>570079310>kitasan ultmostly long locked, has to be BACKSTRETCH, not just any straight>pasa0.1 accel inherit lolpeople use it because there's nothing else to use and everyone is copingMany CMs had fronts be literally unusable while you could have run ends everywhere any time, just with various levels of effectiveness but never a brick option. At worst they're almost always tied with lates. Endniggers should get thier style killed and front too so we can finally become the late/pace game cygames intended us to be
>>570079771I LOSE in every style.
>>570079683>using a Kitasan image while shit talking frontsSorry bro your license to post front Umas is now revoked
So I've been training Satono Diamond, and for some reason she has insisted on a key to my dorm and for me to put a GPS tracker on my phone. Is that normal for trainer and trainee relationships?
>>570079672>>570079731I see, truly a sovlless scenario.
17k lobby
>>570079838Yep
>>570079774budding/shooting get left out because on some tracks they do absolutely nothin
>>570079838Yes.
>actually building front is hard>only needs groundwork sparks what did they mean by this
>>570079882there aren't even 17k people playing the game
half my day is spent resting in beduma for me?
>>570079546Anon, guts doesnt do anything until the late race starts. IDK what caused the gap in your image, but it wasn't guts.
>>570079672If MANT actually had a good story maybe people would be fine with no Trainee career
>>570079838
>>570078952I want to feed Oguri and make her happy.
>actually building end is hard>doesn't need any sparkswhat did they mean by this
>>570079047>OYL is literally RNG when it procs>Endclosers absolutely crush them in Midrace skills>By the time you reach Late Race, Endclosers will have moved past you with Daring Strike and cuck you out of proccing Late Accels like MPB and Pump>Endclosers also have a higher top speed than Late SurgersWhen will the pain end...
>>570079838My trainee does this
fronts and ends get literally nothing after the first two years until they finally threw fronts a bone like two weeks ago
>>570079604The only way to make another pace work is if they have better midrace than your cap because you want that MPB proc to hit then NSM, that's the best win condition for Xoggers to win.But then you can just run a runaway Suzuka strapped with debuffs and also get the same result, a Pace better than holidays gray beast is not feasible unless you put an absurd amount of work.
>>570079984actually, guts affects spot struggle for fronts!
>>570079934groundwork, Igwit, Prudent Positioning, Dodging danger, as well as every midrace skill under the sun
>>570079080my condolescenes. Its a brutal discipline thats only become rougher. I'm pretty harsh about art for characters as it really bothers me when it barely even resembles the character. It's more understandable when the artist has a very distinct, notable style and thats usually fine. Not that I ever say this to the artist, no point in going outta your way to be a douchebag
>>570079984>spot struggling isn't real
>>570079934Good one. Rape this torena too
>>570079604To be fair, wit god said you shouldn't really run ANYTHING besides XOguri, and S Maru.
Speaking of spot struggling, can someone post a hakuraku replay for a gutsmaxxed spot struggle
RELEASE THE CYCLOPS FILES
>>570080029What bone did they toss them?
Curren Chan keeps sending me lewd selfies and cockteasing videos of herselfWhat am I supposed to do as her trainer...
>>570079934MANT parent creep made dd/pp mandatory too now unfortunately
>>570080172not that kind of bone currentap dance city speed
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>570079209i think you can miss a few cant you? like 1-3. out of the usual 3 set of umaspre-edit: just checked and its oddly onl doto+tama this time.. hopefully you can get enough
>>570080181Give her a key to your apartment of course.
>>570080181Did you watch the videos? She probably wants you to rate them before she uploads them to her social media accounts, make sure they are the quality fans would expect from Curren.
Are any trainers from your club talking about quitting?
>>570079882someone explain to me these numbers in CM is lower better and for what reason?
endCHADS, our era is upon us
>>570079774I mean, when was the last CM that SfV was a useful inherit? Back in Unity?Meanwhile you can use A&S, Dober's unique, Pump, etc in most tracks or just get away with the plethora of other options Front/End have.Budding is good but it didn't help Paces from getting ran over by Fronts and End
How many 9* Umas do you guys have?
>>570080261lower is easier, dunno what it means tho
>>570079934>Haha, make sure you grind Groundwork parents so you can inherit Groundwork without a card>Also make sure you have 3 Green skills on your parents that you can inherit to proc Groundwork>Oh, now you need Taking the Lead as well on top of Groundwork so make sure you finish your Bourbon Wit chain>Actually now you need Dodging Danger + Prudent Positioning as well>Even though we're out of Unity now, make sure you also have Ignited Spirit Wit and Leader's Pride as well on top of that>Can't forget about Mid-Race skills as well can we>I hope you have Escape Artist, Killer Tunes, Tail Held High, Professor of Curvature, Straightaway skills, and Corner Skills if you want to maintain your lead>Oh, now we're coming up to late-race for the last spurt>You better hope that all of that effort that you just went through put you in 1st place for Angling and Scheming or it'll all be for nothing because Fronts don't have anything else for Accel>I hope you also have enough last spurt skills like Homestretch Haste, All You've Got, Triumphant Pulse, and Barcarole of Blessings as well so you don't get overtaken by the End Closers that were moving up behind you with Daring Strike
>>570080261Lower = weaker enemies = easier platHigher = Buhi = you're fucked usuallyThey're probably how many people the lobby smoked on the way there
>>570080256Id marry a crippled uma
>>570080215>gives Top Runner Concentration a Medium Accel and bunch front hintsBut does it fix fronts in JP?
>>570080001That's funny, Satono Diamond also does this to me whenever I'm talking to another trainee I want to scout. Not sure what it means, but the trainee just stops talking to me after that.
>>570079838Yeppers
>>570079771I've won a plat w/ each style, does that count?
Uma for this feel?
>>570079774because SFV often fires early and the inherited version lasts too short compared to the original. >when was the last CM that SfV was a useful inheritTaurus Cup and Leo Cup, only because it had the same activation as Red Shift but requires 3rd to 5th place.
>>570079897Yeah, on long, and most Mediums, like I said.At least 1 of the 2 is guaranteed to be good for any mile/dirt, and budding should be good for most sprints.
>>570080261idk if this is actually true, but the theory is that it's the number of trainers you beat + the number of trainers THEY beat + ...
May I present to you a very helpful umadol SSR card that gives you groundwork and pp for free? double up with front savvy and occasionally wet condition too!
>>570080327I don’t get it, frontkeks want me to feel pity for them
>>570080327>no pass protect inherit
>>570079956
>>570080429Wasn't SFV really good in Scorpio? I remember my red Maru kicking ass with it
Curren is an e-thot but she's pure IRL
>>570080429I mean, both were useless for gem just now lol
>>570080076Shit, really?
>>570080164https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=2a9CD_qGN9GDV45Qmi5hXfQkI was running shit guts Suzuka with high guts Sei to slingshot her forward after proccing struggle
>>570080548i can see it
>>570080495honestly don't recall seeing higher than 14k in that goofy ass screen
VF statu-oh......
>>570080495Remember all the people who boasted about their high wr and will win finals? this how they end upno better than me in my 7k jobber lobber
tired tired tirdd totef tiref tired tired titef tired titef tiretired tired tired tired tited tired tired tired tired tired tiref
>>570080548Do you really want to be the boyfriend she has to deny having to make a living, though?
>>570078720It makes total sense, it's literally just basic statistics/probability. You're struggling to understand that even 5% of the total player base, still adds up to thousands of people. That's basically the only point that's been made.Plenty of F2P players have 2-3 MLB SSRs by now, from a mix of pulling smart and luck, a few have more. As the other anon pointed we're not that far of some F2P players having a full deck of gacha MLB SSRs, and that numbers only going to increase every scenario
>>570080548
>>570080452>for freeBased wit Air Shakur user
>>570080384as far as i know the main reason fronts and ends aren't as good is because they haven't received good cards in a while so they're behind the constant powercreep curveso getting a strong new card does "fix" them to some extent i guess but i don't play JP so i don't know for sure
>>570080181I HATE CURREN
>>570080690I got 78% wr and was put into a 12k lobby still won too
>>570080692hello diado you need some toresex to perk yourself up
front has become a literal chuuni playstyle, I blame witgod
>>570080421Or how 'bout this`?
>>570080692Rest.
frontfags are literally the jews of uma. easily the strongest strategy, wins every CM, but all they do is cry and complain about being the victims.
>>570080712and surely all those lucky players are concentrated in the screenshots posted here and the 'i swear im a lucky f2p' posters? Bruh there's like probably 100 people a day on average that come to uma, thats it.
>>570080705>boyfriend she has to denyare you kidding?the fans fucking love when trainers get with their trainees in universeplus doesnt she already post pictures of her with her trainer?
>>570080716
>>570080889>wins every CMremember CMs 1-10?
Jong?
>>570080909Whore.
I'ma be seriously salty if they don't add this QOL for tach
>>570080705The thought of being the guy that's cucking all her online simps is kinda hot
>>570080889>strongest strategy>while Ends exist Remember when you guys kept spamming Golshi game every CM and she was actually winning them?
...Am i gonna miss MANT when its gone because we get a bunch of distance and position relevant skills for free
Curren knows every position.
>>570081078I won'tfuck mant
>>570081078You're gonna get it for GL too
>>570080705>Her fans find out she is dating trainer>Her fan count doubles>They demand trainer gets put on screen
Why is there Curren propaganda happening
>>570080909>>570080990Watching Curren stretch in her PE uniform would be so hot. She'd deliberately do some lewd poses to get your cock hard...
you'd think now that sweepy is headless she would have no trouble search/buying skill anymorebut noshe's still dumb af
>>570080976marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry
Any cuties here?
>Frontshits and endtards keep spamming their war>meanwhile Pace and Lates are forgottenHow do we fix them bros?
>>570080489Ardan sex
Stego cute.
>>570081078you will be able to select the hints you want to buy in GL isn't that better
>>570081139isnt that essentially what happened with bono?
Majsoul Friends Room 54805(4-Player (1 Game)): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=54805
>>570081290As a future paceGOD I'm keeping quiet, I know that the shitposting will be directed towards me in the future.
>>570075379sorry, I stretched it out with my fat torepipi
>>570081271nogo away
>>570081290Funny you should say this when current state of JP is a pace/late game
>>570081387
>>570081335
I don't know about you all but personally if I was an uma I would let my trainer choke me to near unconsciousness just to override the natural uma strength so that he could then easily overpower and manhandle me. It's not as fun if I just let him.
>>5700803065, but I dont think Ive ever used them in an ace run. 8star blue with relevant pinks >>> 9star blue with a late surger spark.What I really wish I had was more high tier grandparents. Most of the time my pest grandparent is a 2star, so I dont get many opportunities to make 9star legacies.
>>570076372this you, bwo?
>>570081031haven't checked my tickets in a while, the situation is not as bad as I thought, I hope I'll be able to get to 100 by the time Tachy drops
>>570081290they'll start getting targeted once they start winningpeople are just sore losers
>>570081139Imagine the seethe when fans see a clueless trainer giving their trainee the run around in public
>>570080892He posted a random and called him a pige because he had MLB Kawakami, Finemo, and Top road. The first two were on the same banner.If he was an actual pige he wouldn't be running Kawakami speed for a start
>>570081290Everyone in this general respects Oguri Cap as the peak of pace gaming though.
>>570081663considering nice nature had the entire town market trying to hook her up with her trainer...probably would be pretty funny
ignoring meta, what's your favorite running style?
2 MORE CMS UNTIL MANT IS OVER
>>570081743I recognize her as the cuckquean
>You need atleast 400 rolls to have a chance of MLB Tachyon and <2LB Light HelloFuck...
>>570081796Front and End... Orfevre is really cool and runaways are kino
>>570077989EVERY OP SHOULD BE UNIQUE AND ONE OF A KIND not really, no, it was just a recollection
>>570079604>this only makes me want to raise 3 paces and see what happensYou options for Pace accels next CM are what? Dober inherit, No stopping me, Neck and Neck/Head on, Straight/Determined Descent? I guess Pasa and Angling and hope for lucky pace.You can make it work and get some wins, but it will be hard
>>570081882I have that but I still think I might get cucked
>>570081606ThisAfter all "YOU WON WITH A STRONG UMA? YOU DIDN'T WIIIN I WON EVEN THOUGH I LOST BUT I HAVE SOVL" is a legit argument in these threads for some reason
>>570081796front and latemost consistent (but you have to beat everyone) vs most variancepace and ends feel too samey because they always start running fast at the same places
>>570081882just pull 600 bwo
>>570081796Lates are Greats
>>570080290Yeah, we havent had a mile CM in awhile, as a result people seem to think that pace is always bad or something. They think the meta changed or something.>>570080540Yeah, thats why I said MOST mediums. Taiki was really strong on that one. Especially since she had that Medium event that gave her big stat bonuses>>570080550Retard
>>570081882Your mlb uncap crystal bwo?
don't go out at night by yourself on tracen campus. this could happen to you.
Im a frontfag and i dont get the crying from other frontfags. you can borrow a crazy parent and get lucky from the mant races to get dd and other midrace skills. It's easily the best style because you only rely on yourself if you bring 2 good ones. maybe it's harder in gl to get the skills but right now it's kinda easy
What happens when runaway returns as a viable ace in GL? Will groundwork be mandatory for pace?
>>570082143just get shrewd step anon
>>570082104For me I'm saving those crystals for Ramonu
>>570081703>If he was an actual pige he wouldn't be running Kawakami speed for a startdo you really not know many whales are retarded? they whale for power because they suck at the game. The only reason so many run competent decks is foresight+youtube algo. I imagine JP was filled with ridiculous decksYou could also be referring to the dumb argument that if someones a whale surely they will whale until they get X, which is silly.
>>570082120So this is why my trainee walks me back to the trainers apartments...
I want to run the big three but I don't know what to do with Creek.Maybe I'll just turn her into a late surger and give up on her unique.
this is just the usual 3 MLB SSR F2P shitpost with a new coat..
this artist truly ruined the reputation of 3 entire characters because apparently BA pedophiles won't stay in their lane
>>570082035show me all the umas who won using budding/sfv, retard. Theres been like a single taiki posted today
>>570081572I wish it was me. I wish I had my face full of Fuji tits and had her leg wrapped around me to keep me there.
grooming sweepy
yes yes youre a huge cunny pedo we get it /v/ tard
>>570082324only 3? the chad artist is going for the whole team
>>570082324ruined?
>>570082430He lost interest in half of these because theyre not actually children
>>570082324>ruinedi pulled for nishino and sweepy because of this artist
>>570079032Just remember there's a grown ass woman in a voice acting booth saying all these thingsShe's probably in her 30's
>>570082430It really is a shame his Marvy is his least popular to draw among his audience, he does her really well
>>570079956around 25k players stay in class 6 TT each week
>>570082430Digitan, Tamamo and Marvelous aren't loli this is retarded.
>>570082521does she wear sweepy's clothes when she's doing it? but they're a size too small
Can I reuse this for Cancer Cup even with the mismatched green skill? I feel like the stamina's a bit low but I threw her in a room and she won, though it was a room with all Great moods
>>570082324>ruinedhow did that artist effect the reputations of those characters at all?
ayayaya
>>570082629You know exactly howcant go two seconds discussing flower or Sweepy without someone jerking off over them being "precocious brats"
>>570082642https://youtu.be/1mWXO5lNOlw?t=38
>>570082585You're retarded
>>570082613YesShadow Break might lose some efficacy, though
>>570081365please just 2 more...
>>570082642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew
>>570080690I had, a 70% win rate and had a 15K lobby, last CM I had a slightly higher win rate and got 10k lobby.It's random
>>570082689BASED
>>570082686>Sweepy is more associated with the bot>Nishino is more associated with being a rapist due to that one gif of her tossing the dummyi think you are just a goober
>>570082784I, too, remember 2010 era "memes"
>>570082830>due to that one gif of her tossing the dummyelaborate
>>570082324wait a minute one of those mares is a STALLION
>>570082773wr is only half of iton the same wr you can match with strong tores in prelims and get bigger numbers or club seals and get smaller numbers
>>570082770hehe
purchasing tamamo cross
>>570082585there will always be annoying fags who label every petite girl as loli. Its seriously like they get off on it, and just sharing theyre into lolis
>>570082875this webm led to anons going>nishino could overpower her trainerand the rest followed
>>570082585Neither is Mayano actually but eh who cares
>>570081796end and late
>>570082889>>570082773I dunnoI check my win after i rank somewhere in the 7000s and see below me a bunch of cracked Ugs that are properly laid out with intelligently chosen skillsets and (distance) S
>>570083006am i going to be able to see other umas doing this training? i wanna see suzuka being physically threatening like this...
>>570082989here's your loli bro
>suddenly 10 hidden postswow this bread turned shit real quickly
>>570082842I like the lightning bolt dude that goes woah oh oh
>>570083170
>>570083151It's for U.A.F yeah. Give me a minute and I'll get Suzuka tossing the dummy for you.
>>570083173Uohh cunddyy
>>570082035>as a result people seem to think that pace is always bad or something.They're bad most of the time, even in Capricorn CM they were only "good" because most of the Umas that can naturally run sprints are Paces AND it was a track where A&S didn't work either.>They think the meta changed or something.It has. Mr. CB was a huge boon for every End closer and now they're pretty much completely overtaking Paces.It's less than that paces are bad and more that other styles (except Lates LMAO) are getting more useful tools. Blossom alone isn't going to carry when an End is proccing Daring Strike + Spurt/Nemesis + Dober/Ryan/Trace Cheer. And the one gacha SSR they've gotten in the last while is the dogshit Daiwa card with a gold skill that may not even activate
Well?
>>570082982For what?
>>570083436>raising canesNot my Oguri
>>570083536What's wrong with Cane's?
>>570083151>>570083282
Wait, my trainees fans WANT me to FUCK my trainee?
I don't understand how late surger and end closer are different racer typesthey do the same thing
>>570083736nyes
>>570083713it's dry as FUCK
>>570083713Nothing, Oguri is a KFC girl, though
I somehow got platinum...
>>570083736Curren's fans like to see other men fuck their e-thot oshi yes. Best it be her trainer who knows her body the best.
>>570083736Yeah?Did Creek and natures careers not sufficiently spell that out for you?Hell akebonos fans start gushing when she is feeding you on her stream.
>>570083736Yeah, they stan that
>>570082430>No Biko>No Turbo>No AkikawaWhat a fake pedophile
>>570083724incredible. thank you.>>stego in the backgroundstegobro... is that you?
>3x late start>front heavy room>other teams are all SS rank>tamtam somehow winsI frauded myself into a plat title. The other two trainers must be furious
>>570083859wtf
>>570083724>Staygold in the back >Not Special Week, or Air Groove or Taiki or any of her friends You're just an attention whore aren't you
>>570083836On an uma that did not have mile S, and did not have capped speed.What's not on screen: leader's pride, double circle savvy, groundwork, ignited wit and glittering star.She had a 12.7% winrate throught 71 races.
>>570084008Congrats buddy, you win the mile casino.
>>570083981?
>>570082215This is a lot of mental gymnastics. Just to outright refuse the idea that a small percentage of people, but still a significant number, got lucky on their banner pulls once or twice.To put it another way.If there's a 6.5% chance to MLB an SSR in 200 pulls. Roughly what percentage of people, who pull on that banner, would you expect to MLB an SSR in 200 pulls? Then how many times could a F2P player put 200 pulls into a banner since launch. Just think about it
>>570079965
>>570083972>>570084008Nice work luckGODS
post something cute
>>570082613any pace not named xog is gonna have a real tough time winning
>>570083779>>570083859>>570083869>>570083915That's messed up...
>>570083752they actually don'tEnd closers tend to want to push far up because larping as a late surger or even pace chaser is actually good for them and they tend to build up speed earlier and run faster at the endLate surgers want to be in the middle-back of the pack and not push too far up and have high accel to burst up at the endInherits kinda muddles up the waters, but you can imagine late = big burst and ends = slower, earlier buildup to fast speed
>>570084004Suzuka and Stego are classmates and friends.
I was in A round 2, went 2/5 I got 7,8,9 in group B finalsI had mile S on everyone, most of the other umas didn't have mile S, one had turf BI feel numb, seething internally but it won't surfaceHumiliated, pathetic, uninstall the game worthy
>>570083972Thats pretty funny, poast your TamaAccept that victory, it's yoursI lost a CM to a 3% wr backliner despite my star pace chaser winning frontrunner promotionBut i also won 2 CMs with winrates in the 30's...and this CM with a 45% winrate
>>570084008whoever lost to that is salty AF, grats
>>570074167>S Mile on all 3 aces>Faster time than a lot of the A group winners being posted>Randomly lost to dogshit pace chasers with uncapped speed during several of the two win entriesCygooks literally had it out for me. I belonged in A finals and this shitty consolation "win" doesn't even feel good.
>>570084008this is what causes front melties itt
bellies
>>570084243if it makes you feel any better, miles are probably the most RNG races, even more than sprints, at least for me ofc, remember it's just a game, once you let CM control you the game becomes a chore, cheer up, your trainees wouldn't like to see you feeling like that
>>570083173Petite Journey
Will Straight Descent only wit checks at the beginning in Cancer?
>>570084097you care about this way too much man. Just accept youll be called piggy for a few more months
>>570084243
>>570084404For reference, lobby finish time is completely random in a range from 1:29.8 to 1:31.8 this CM since they randomize it to a time close to real life finish times on the track if the room was too fast (for CM level matches, it's always too fast).
>>570084157That didn't stop me before, she could actually slug it out with XOguri and come out on top in Aries quite well
>>570081882>>570081997We get roughly 2 SSR crystals per scenario right?Do people actually save for 600 pulls per scenario banner, or does 400 +2 crystals average out to effectively guarantee you MLBs
>>570084679You are telling me you don’t have 600 pulls ready for Grand Live banner
>>570084679It's closer to 1.5 crystals isnt it?
>>570084251>>570084106Tamtam didnt even proc daring strike, but her ult fired 30m before the finish line and got her the win. Tama really entered THE ZONE (tm) here and locked the fuck in.
>>570084450this guy should draw Teio, she has the potential
how many crystals do we have right now?2?
>>570084835sky high mating press
>>570084243skill issue
>>570084895oh no no no
Frontnigs defeated. TAISHIN asserts her dominance again. Proud of her.
i think this is the worst mant run i've ever had. holy shit. thats what i get for trying to parent farm i guess...
>>570084835Teio should have sex with me
>>5700848953 (?)
>>570084927
>>570084829Hmm, seems like her Opening Gambit paid off..
NTR vs Fukuwhich one is the better borrow for CM15as xoguri
>>570085009stupid FUCK
Sex with Dream Journey.
>>570082430this is still missing turbo cunny
>>570084895
>>570085092I know what you are Kaichou
>>570085073why do people say they'll use 2 crystals for Ramonu or tach or whatever
why is /uma/ so tsundere for teio
>>570085096I'd go with Fuku, she's a better card in general
>>570085149
>>570084450SEX
>>570082748Seems like now is not the time, sorry bwo...
Is there any gacha that is like uma but the target audience is hetero men instead of gay women? My heart can't handle rejection
>>570085313I appreciated you showing up to rape me again
>>570084609i mean, more power to ya, ill always root for bananwa as a brother-in-law, but xog supposed to be even more deadly in cancer
>>570085209mmm I musta used one to unbrick myself back then or somethingThanks!
>>570085220New video hit the community https://youtu.be/Ld1cgFh7RS0?si=4oO6rgXgSoivzdnk
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kW1RHiJrAoXpPKd83W-MYkhOK63fSJ0YUThe live song is out.
>>570085092Fortune was on her side. That title card was never more on point
>>570085051>guts
But seriously, is there any gacha that is like uma but the target audience is hetero men instead of gay women? My heart can't handle rejection
>>570085423Cafe bullying is always justified
>>570084835I want to kiss Teio's butt
>>570085510Uma is not for you if drawings have such power over you.
>>570084508Generally I'd be fine but this was too much, my trainees would look at me with pity and contempt. I'm >>570084583. How do I even think about building a team after this? Especially with peak xoguri CM upcoming.
>>570084835>>570085559slop?
IM GONNA BUST A FAT ONE TO TEIO
>>570085223>>570085559I unironically feel like shit because cygames made this game 100% lesbo. I just wanted to dream about having an uma wife.
>>570085361pfft I got raped in my last couple friendlies if it helps but yeah hope you'll get a game in later
>>570085385really living up to the sloptuber name. The reason tach is meta is actually the +2 sp
>>570084243you had a 1% chance to fail and unfortunately landed on it, anonyou should know by now that A finals is just rolling the dice, and this time, you got unluckyshake it off and, once you're ready, start preparing for the next one
>tfw still no narita brian daily legend racesill never get her bros...
>>570085609how do i marry an uma in real life
>>570085613Brother it was a mile cm. That shit is as much of a gamble as sprint, so stop caring that much.
>>570085728find someone born in the year of the horse like I did
>>57008489516 shards
>>570085613train for fun, it's probably a loser mindset but as long as you keep training the ones you like i'm sure you'll look into the bigger picture, akebonoanon has inspired me to use more oshis compared to the easy picks not saying there's a problem if oguri is someone's oshi, she's peak for a reason
turbo is so smart! my trainee is very very smart if she runs very very fast then they cant catch up to her instead of spending energy planing i just tell her to run full send so so smart
>>570085701when do we get new daily races anyways? Opera O is my last one and I need like 20 rice and sky stars to get them
>>570085609former CR Dub recording engineer here: don't do this
>>570085701She has a banner in like two weeks...
>>570085813half anni, so when GL drops
>>570085673We know. (We watched the video)
>>570085618yeshttps://x.com/Guigui2887/status/2064203334198718502?s=20
>>570084748I do actually, but still debating if 200 should go to Maru speed or not>>570084794>It's closer to 1.5 crystals isnt it?Using that carat calculator looks like it's 1.5 for Grand live, but almost 2 for Grand Masters and l'arc. Scenarios speed up after that, so guess it's not consistant
>>570085840>570085840i cant afford to roll on her when all the good cards are coming
anons really just rolling through his notepad of shitposts waiting for someone to bite...
>>570085968buy an ad
>>570086009there is a way...
>>570085728Find a job that lets you work closely with mares?
>>570085385>4 months of usage in an scenario no one likesthis is why you never listen to gooks for videogame advice, they have ONLY been good at league and starcraft and awful at everything elsenot only Tachyon becomes the second best speed support even with mediocre training stats because of her high speciality and SP bonuses, but continues to do so for the next 9 months since scenarios last for 4.5 for us and somehow people forget grandmasters happens after GL so speed El is still far away
>>570086165Do not fuck actual horses
> Need to decide between preferred position and fighting spirit for 3rd xog recoveryI'm leaning towards fighting spirit despite the conditions because I suspect the amount of front runners (I'm taking 2) is likely to make preferred position not trigger.
>>570084142
>>570086209In the video he states unlike NTR tachyon has decent longevity and will remain a very strong speed card along Maruzen until Pasa
>>570086238why not? they want it typically. Stallions have really big and sensitive balls and its justitns vvhvnngnmmbhrhhehehe
>>570085385TLDR: Tachyon speed is a piggy card and you don't need it if you have kitanegro
frontgods, which parent are we latching on for CM15?
Imagine being married to Tachyon lmao
>>570085385this guy keeps shilling lootbar which has already been outed for stealing credit card information from its consumer basescummy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bivFtSisNQ
>>570086482I don't doubt but source?Sounds fucking hilarious thank God I didn't listen to the faggot shills.
>>570082340Budding has the same effect as Angling and activates at the exact same time. If you think that skill wasnt good this CM then you are a retard.Fronts/ends are still a little bit stronger than Paces overall in this CM, but the gap isn't nearly as big as people think it is.The main factor to wining CMs, especially right now in MANT where the player base is so weak, is just being good at the game.Most strong players chase meta, the current meta narrative for this CM was end/front, thus most strong players went with front/end, thus front/ends won most races. However the main reason they won wasn't because of their race style, but because they got Mile S, good stats, and the correct skills.>>570083432>most of the Umas that can naturally run sprints are PacesAnon, the 2 best fronts in the game can both run sprint.>AND it was a track where A&S didn't work either.They have Plancha. Fronts are weak on sprint because position keep dosnt last long. They would have done better if Angling was valid, but Pace chasers would still have been stronger.>Mr. CB was a huge boon for every End closerFine, the meta changed a little bit. Daring strike is currently the strongest velocity skill in the game, but its still only a velocity skill.>except Lates LMAOEverything I've said about pace above applies to lates as well. The main reason you don't see Lates wining is because no one is using them. We all curb stomped a lot of Lates this CM, but the reason they all lost was primarily because they were made by shitters, not because they were lates.>an End is proccing Daring Strike + Spurt/Nemesis + Dober/Ryan/Trace Cheer.A Late can do all that shit except for spurt. Daring strike isnt that much stronger than Fast and furious. Because of that Ends ARE stronger, but the gap isnt that big.>tl;drIts all just a feed back loop. One strategy being slightly stronger, leads to people thinking they are A LOT stronger.Nishino and Pace Condor were both strong this CM.
>>570086469Imagine
>>570086469Haha...yeah...
>>570085942s.maruzen is still worth at 1LB no
>>570085358>My heart can't handle rejectionThen don't get rejected scrub.Are you really not fucking your trainee? LMAO
>>570086569https://fixvx.com/i/status/2054627592054153273Lootbar and LDshop are owned by the same few "top up" people typically they target genshin accounts because thats where the money is but they have grabbed passwords for around 200k accounts of various games
>>570086482Good thing I used ewallets
>>570074167got raped by this gutsmaxxing birdunlucky
>>570086209We're getting closer to Grand Live so the:>Don't pull on the tachyon/Light hello bannerGaslights have started. The same way they did for Kita, Fine motion, and will for Ramonu when she comes.That video is at least trying to counter that and tell people to pull on it. Not going to defend the lootbar shilling shit though. Fuck that
newfags have no idea how hard reaching the speed cap is in future scenarios is before the 4th anniversary powecreep started, having 3 good speed supports is very important
>>570086678>>570085942>Maru AND Tachyonunless you're a buhi or a luckshitter turned into someone that can run both, pick a single card.If you're running lates or ends then who cares, do whatever.
>>570086469
>>570086596your 14% wr is one compelling argument friendo, i concede
>>570086142for some reason this reminded me of starwars>did you ever hear about the tragedy of the credit-card kun, the whale?>i thought not, its not a story f2p players would tell you, hes a legend>credit card kun was so powerful he could use the VISA to influence the RNG... to create.. trainees
>>570086787oh so he was defending it lmao I only say the first frame and thought he did the image himself. anyway both Tachyon and Maru are interchangable, with Kita and sweepy you can borrow one of the other without worry
>>570086787>The same way they did for Kita
speed capped no cap
>>570086796You need 3 strong SSR speed cards ready for next scenario
>>570087106
first-rate sniffs
>>570087105Loves' body completely mogs Still's body
>>570087106I have MLB Kita, MLB Fuku and MLB NTR. Which of the two (Maru and Tachyon) is best to MLB?
>>570087236Love is super cute
>>570087254Tachyon
>>570087105Titmogged, hipmogged, thighmogged...
>>570086596Maybe i really should have switched one of my triple ends out for a Pasa like i had figured would be safest for my remaining endsmy finals ended up only having two fronts anyway..
>>570087236Yet I'm still in love with her
>>570086796It is called discipline. Imagine not having 100k banked right now.
>>570087172peroperoperoSNIFFFF
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>570087417bwo isn't even enjoying the game...
I have 100k (if we count tickets) but I'm gonna brick myself rolling rickey because cards don't bring me joy
>>570087376Why do the umas look so predatory here
>>570087417Yup
>>570087485only sirius and ramonu look somewhat dangerous
An uma and a man is a mixed race couple.And that's cringe.https://youtu.be/aF18NehJxos?si=BMq2oOLn77FLxxNN&t=5
>>570087492This isn't how it works anon, you need to post your FREE carats then we believe you
>>570087437I am though
>>570087571the best halo 2 montages had this song
>>570087478ok CCP shill
>>570087380I ran pace Pasa. Would not recommend. It makes a huge difference if you don't have a 2nd pace to fulfill the pre-condition for Budding Blossom. Also, even if you hit Plancha, it's hard to overtake a Front.
>>570087105Sex with Still's slender body
>>570087417I'm at 91+161 tickets, 117k free carats and 3.2 gay crystals, even if I can MLB all of them there's still shit I need to pull further down the line.
hoard status?
>>570087695I'm rolling because she's touhouKINO though
I keep rolling for the kids so I have no Carats...
>>570087437Already did my three runs today, now I'm fapping to Chrono
I have 67 tickets and 676767 carats
>>570087236>>570087353somebody stop her
>tfw the game decided its time to lose all the clocks on hanshin fillies and hopeful stakeswhat the fuck man
>>570087693
>>570087825hahahaha so funny
back to the mines
>>570087825
>>570087851solo front status?brocked status?uodka with NSM status?gutslet stamlet powlet status?
>>570087847My paizuri slave.
cm15 is the most soulless cm so far
>>570087934Burnt 2x TP and forgot to pick TB
>>570087236she's 13
>>570087636I feel uneasy seeing this Dia...
>>570087851>the game decided to use clocks on fillies and hopeful stakes>he has 0 agency or thoughts of his own to realize hopeful is a waste of clocks and losing a shit race like fillies deserves to kill the run on the spot because it's already doomed
>>570088041sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>570088042What's the issue, trainer-san?
>>570087847Fat uma...
>>570087991i had 320speed on fillies+hopeful steaksjust bought baricole because it hit max hints for oka shoabsolutely trash run, no clocks left
>>570088041I daresay there's something in the water supply, and that's a good thing
>>570088041OUT OF 10
>>570088040hahahahaha dumbass
>reddit tachyon
>>570088040failure gets you 100%. In ura it gets you 50%xdiff
>>570087417This.I'm not donating ever again.
SHE WON WITH TICKEZOSHE IS TRULY OUR QUEEN
>>570087994You have too many slaves you must be stopped
>>570087847Does she get as much grief for being a EThot as Curren does?
>>570088140fridgeyon
>>570088358biwa...
>>570087376All six of them rape me thats a good thing btw
>>570088369You'll pry my paizuri slaves (Eishin Flash, Loves Only You, and Yamanin Zephyr) from my cold dead hands.
>>570086838>14%Its 41.3%>>570087705Yeah, budding is more contestant with a second pace chacer.Still, I think running 1pace 2 ends is much better than 3 ends for CM14. Even if your Pasa didn't win much, she still helped Taishin and Oguri activate Tracen Cheer.Any other End you could have run instead of Pasa would have either been; Cheer King, who REALLY doesn't want to run on a triple End team, or an uma that would have just been objectively weaker than your Taishin or Oguri, and as a result not gotten a good WR either due to having to compete with them.
>>570088140Would eat and enjoy it greatly
>>570088113Feels like she's plotting something. Something that would change my future forever.
Umamusume are for training hard, winning races, and becoming champions. they are not for 'paizuri', whatever that is.
I put on my Gemini Plat title from CM2, anyone else evil?
im so sleepy i scared myself making a noise with my mouth
>>570088556>>570086838He meant your 14% Nishino Flower winrate, cause you know if you're claiming someone can win then they better be able to do it
>>570088385Curren is an e-thot, Loves is a friendly streamer.
>wake up>didn't just win but got a trifectaInari one!!!!
>>570088585Must be your imagination
>>570087934Why are you using 0LB Bakushin and borrowing Kawakami when you could just be borrowing Smart Falcon instead and have a free card slot?>>570088040Might as well complete the run and get the easy Fuji rewards.
>>570088716don't you mean inari won
>>570088738>Why are you using 0LB Bakushin and borrowing Kawakami when you could just be borrowing Smart Falcon instead and have a free card slot?I'm not gambling on center stage.>>570088738>Might as well complete the run and get the easy Fuji rewards.Cleared the event but I can't physically run twice as many careers.
>>570088716those other horses looking kinda sus
umamusume the game
>cummed>forgot the water will be off for hours for maintenance>now I'm stuck with a cum-stained hand
>>570085385I have been watching gameplays of the scenario and not only it's a must pull, if you think you can permaborrow it you're gonna have a bad time because you want to borrow dumb whale cards that you should never roll for like Teio wit or Oguri Cap wit.
>>570088848Now you have a cum stained keyboard
If I was Dia's trainer I'd lose to her boobs within the week
>>570088848just lick it off
>>570088934>>570088934>>570088934
>>570088358What does end biwa even do besides giving them better position?
>>570088358Her fake laughing is annoying
>4 friendship raises stack on a single training>use energy item instead of charm to get me to low failure>fail a 4%FUCK OFF
>>570089042Paizuri
>>570088678You just gonna ignore Pasa?You know I can do that too right? I can just point at any tipple front player's win rate and single out their uma with the lowest WR too. One of them is always low.The bottom line is that Pace Chasers won 41.3% of all my CM matches.
>>570088813Youre doing a parent run, its not a big deal if you get Prudent instead of Center. Bring cards that give you more stats to make things easier, or another card with good hints.>Cleared the eventThey why are you still doing 2XTP runs? The cane rewards arent worth it.
