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for the guy who likes aurora
i claim the swain worship slot for this thread swainbrains hype
https://x.com/i/status/2064353400460861721Goyim are starting to notice
>>570115343what are they gonna do stop playing? bahahahaha
>>570115429what's so hard about not playing
>>570115567you wont nigga
just watched the animation, I liked it, mostly this shot where he is confident it won't hit himtell me why I should dislike it
>>570115567Addiction
>>570115643we hate anime on 4chan the anime imageboard so we hate anything that is derivative of anime or even resembles anime kinda sorta.
lmao mayhem has a new card that turns blitz's hook into velkoz's q. yes it grabs multiple people
>>570115630I already dont, maybe few games once a week when with friends :)>>570115747addicted to hextech chests or to farming minions?
>>570115860LP
>>570115832I see, thanks for your input
>>570095941The amount of sexism that I've encountered in this game has always been an all-time high, for as long as I can rmb sadly. It's honestly messed up that the most overused insults like "make me a sandwich" or "go back to the kitchen" are now considered mild compared to some of the most extreme attacks I've received. Personally, the worst cases for me were>Death threats>Allegedly raping me in front of my family, killing me, and then defiling my corpse, after making them watch the entire event unfold>Blackmails>Personal info leaks>Literal stalkers who transitioned from in-game to irl stalkingLeague players also seem to lack empathy. A lot of these posts regarding the issue of sexism on the main subreddit are often met with unsympathetic remarks, often times victim blaming instead of addressing the actual problem. Very typical of a League player to shift the blame to others ay. It shouldn't be on us to have to change our IGN in order to "sound more masculine" or change our champ pool just to not be classified under the female category, as if that's a bad thing to begin with. They seem to forget that they came out of a female's womb to begin with, where is the goddamn respect smհ
You wouldn't a fish.
>>570115643IT HAS THE COLOR COMBINATIONS VERY REPRESENTATIVE OF THE INFAMOUS CALIFORNIAN DEI SLOP IN THIS ONE SPECIFIC SCREENSHOT OF YOURS. THESE FREAKS NEED TO GET FIRED ASAP IT'S POISON TO MY EYES ACTUALLY THEY REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP IT LOWKEY HUH? THESE SILLY MILLENNIALS REALLY DESPERATELY WANT TO PROVE THEMSELVES
>>570115910gamerald where we all belong>submitting to lp decay shenanigans to artificially force you to play
>>570116043the concepts face is off model
they are making fun of us faggots again>>>/v/740782364
>>570116314>the retard faggot ragebait subreddit is being retarded faggot ragebaiters againthanks for the update
>>570116447>ragebaitingspeak white you fuckin bitch nigger minority
>>570116314>/v/ - twitter screencaps and politicsdidn't ask nigga, go back
lil gup thinks hes slick linking his own bait thread gtfo indian
mijo
>lil gup thinks hes slick linking his own bait thread gtfo indian
im fucking starving what should i order
>>570116807eat this*unzips*
league of legends buff nasus
my duo is fucking crazy the bitch is obsessed with me like she be texting me when im not even playing and spectating my games when i play without her wtf is wrtong wit this hoe
>>570116807some air and water fatty
>>570117167>spectatingblock fast maybe even name change after a while you dont want to be around bpd people
>>570117167bitch has a bf already btw run nigga
>>570117167who does she main?
>>570117469nami
>>570116538>>570116447Still a better place than this shit hole
>>570117167Sounds like BPD. My sister has it bad and I also dated a girl with it.
my ex duo said i was ngmi and made me cry but then i made it and suddenly they wanted to be involved with me again but it was too late the damage was done
>>570117936ok go enjoy your better place then, bye byeee
Kai'sa just took a massive dump on my torso
no i didnt
Briar won
>>570118135the getting raped by nasus/rengar/volibear/warwick/renekton competition
Nasus is a free ticket to masters and I'm tired of pretending he's not
>>570117837Pretty normal for Nami players.
god imagine nasus raping briar with his dog cock in ultimate form
lvling acc anyone wanna arena euw Loveyu#kari
>>570118678Why are you making a new account
>>570118359>C tier champ
Answer me, noob
>>570118671you're a weird fella, anonhttps://files.catbox.moe/0lk791.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/51cewr.png
>First ranked game on the ME account>I get 3 people off role>Enemy team gets all on role>All 4 of my teammates run it downDamn alright matchmaking off to a good start
Should tryndamere w reduce adaptive force instead of AD so he is more blind pickable, especially against shit like mage top? They could reduce the values to keep it balanced
>>570119217me and who
>>570119275Trynda is broken enough into mages already he can facetank everything and you run out of mana before you can kill him with his q max
>>570118789umm none of ur business
>>570119217Standing missionary?
>>570117167I fucking wish I had a girl even half as obsessed as this
>>570119275trynd already counters mages with his sustain were you not playing during trynd mid meta
>>570118678I also play on euw, will you be playing later this evening? I can add you then
You SHOULD always keep your BPD slut duo in check btw show some emotion or attachment and she will dump your ass just treat her like a homie and you will have a free hole for the rest of your life
>>570119275>should Tryndamere be gigabroken in midlaneno. Average magebab can't even threaten him in lane as is because Q exists they will just run out of mana before they do.
i hope locke can jungle we havent had an interesting jungler since fucking viego
>>570120032https://files.catbox.moe/w52dte.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8bidjg.png>>570119357you and the rengar who jumps you in the jungle while 10 kills ahead (bot fed)
Champs that should be deleted from the game:
>>570120358ya ill play almost every day while lvling
>>570120203u say that but imagine u hop on league at like 6 in the morning to play a couple chill games before getting on with ur day and u get some dumbass hoe sitting there in ur friends list threating to suicide unless u duo for like 30 hours stragiht i promise ur gonna be sitting at ur pc like picrel
>>570120959every black character
>>570121025but Veigar
>>570119217>>570120562can you do lulu shrinking nasus cock?
>>570121008I would duo with her until I have to go to work and reassure her that I will play with her when I'm back and we can keep talking during the day if I have time during work, I see nothing wrong with a woman who would love me this much, I want to love her back just as much, this type of love is the deepest form of love in my eyes, too bad I will never ever experience it, just typing this out makes me sad again, fuck
>>570122208 she is gonna get another duo while you work and you will get 200 insecurities and you will think you are a cuck and she will not care
>>570122208honestly whats stopping u from experiencing it if u want it so bad? theres like 1 bajillion girls out there that act like that>>570122576also this is true
she is riding Draven smurf cock while you are away for work
I know my duo is trying their best to be moderately clingy and needy, I also know we're not making it out of the low emerald ghetto for the next 100 games or so I still don't mindlove me' duo
>>570122208doing the duo before work is cute but when the demands dont end you are not living for anything but their wishes
>>570122208based and cute
What did he mean by this?
>>570121820https://files.catbox.moe/h3roxc.pngpolymorph moment>get into game>malphite is first-timing>fiddlesticks knows how to jungle>help secure dragons>Jinx wasn't born with fetal alcohol syndrome so she knows to trap/zap whoever I grab>we bully orianna and jhin so fucking hard they have to run from me and I can stand on their side of the minions>at various points I'm able to practically solo either of them>Vayne is fed so I tell fiddle to leave bot lane and assist Malph while Kass is absolutely fucking *railing* Diana/Sylas>Malph says he's pretty upset>Tell him we're gonna double ult that cunt later and he locks in>they end up surrendering because no amount of Vayne can carry shit like thatGiving fiddle a small amount of direction and it helping while helping Malphite focus on the bigger picture made me feel pretty good
hii anon, do you want AI experiences ? :33333
who would winashe or...uh... or...
>>570124548this guy 100% used ChatGPT to write Locke's voicelines
>>570124548wait>i left riot to start Liminal>4 years of building>liminal is "winding down">i'm back at my old jobSo basically he tried to start a company, it didn't work, and he went back to his old position?
these first time senna adc players are griefing the fuck out of my games
>>570124548Vanguard AI load up my text adventure swain gen save from where we last left off its gaming time
>>570122576This won't happen, she loves me too much.>>570122798I will never approach a woman because she is most likely taken or she will think I'm a creep. I hate using dating apps, I will probably die alone!>>570123014I wish to live for her wishes and she to live for mine. I do not need any other human in my life but a lover.
>>570124749kinda based of riot for letting him come back, shows they care about their employees at least.
>>570124997Yeah, it's cool to let someone try to branch out and do something new but the whole "there's always a place for you here" holding true rather than being a platitude is based. I really don't like the flavor of ai in video games outside of flourishes or touches like if you have a distinct and visually consistent style for portraits or something. I don't like the idea of it "writing" the game in either terms of code or story. A picture is one thing, but entire concepts being divorced from people is just not a comfy thing to me.
What is a chill playlist to listen to while I'm chill gaming for some LP?
Is the new BP ready? I want more chests and keys.
What the fuck nigga
>>570125434is your BP ready?
>>570125468Sometimes you just get carried, it's helped me before lmao
>>570124850Swain looks unphased as you're tossed into the room like a sack of potatoes by the guards who promptly slam the door shut, continuing to sip his wine as you hit the hard wooden floor. He looks at the glass he's holding for a moment and relaxes back in the couch, stretching the silence out uncomfortably long. When he finally speaks he keeps his eyes focused on the horizon outside the window, admiring his city as the last rays of the setting sun slip away and paying no mind to where you are laying on the floor, bound, and utterly helpless."Do you have any idea how much trouble you've caused me?"
>>570118678added you fren, but i might play some red alert 3 first
>people still building imperial mandate namiare nami players retarded?
>>570127586you already know the answer to that
>>570126731*farts nervously*
Yo niggersI love youHave a nice day
Our Kata inted, ran it down, said "enjoy the 4v6" etc. I wonder if he will be banned
reminder that Nami is soft
smell poppygrope poppyhug poppykiss poppy
patch 26.11 data. give them 6 months and the item will be deleted.
Holy fuck man, every lane is filled with LE RANDOM XD picks and it's working
eep
>>570129306how's collector looking
>>570129575put your godamm pants on!
>>570129306I build it on Zoe support
>>570129656https://metabot.gg/en/league/item/6676/builds
>>570129575I wish I looked like that...
imperial mandate syndra
She said "maybe we should play solo for a bit" after 5 unlucky games. I'm sorry pisslow elo but God did this to me so now I have to do this to you. Getting pentakills is my novocaine.
Kindred best girl
>>570120418lmao no do this and you get tossedeither be a fully functioning attention battery like you were born to do or hang yourself trash
>>570130680that anon is right lmao stop acting like a fucking simp around mental demons
Finally an ass designed for bwc...No more getting blocked by massive buttcheeks and being unable to reach anus...
>>570120521yeahmid is meh... i hate roaming as midlaner, tight roam timers etc
>xin mid>zeri jungle>anivia top>OMG IS THAT VIEGO ADC WHJAT THE FUCK DUDEEEEEEEEE
>>570131171DUDE you are reported for trolling the game is terminated DUDE you trollpicked
>>570120418>homie you dont provide enough i need more or ill drop you>give more until husk and get dropped into the bin
Soraka my cute wife!>>570128804Cute Fish!
>tryharding for a 4/10 bpd egirllmao
>>570128890
simping online is probably the dumbest thing you could do
will league be officially dead when GTA6 comes out? so.. technically this is the last and final season if you think about it
Imagine pulling your pants down in front of Lulu and she just goes>''Too small... much too small.''
>>570131691is gta6 free?can gta6 run on toasters?
>>570131691Nah
https://magma.com/d/HlOkPq7ivdJoin the Drawpile!
>>570131691i don't get the appeal of gta who gives a fuck it's just a boring modern world where you roleplay as a nigger. there's no cool loot or epic quests where you kill a dragon
do you ever wonder why so many people are literal mechanical gods in arena and aram?sometimes i get this feeling i just can't shake off... why were there so many scripters in aram (pre mayhem)?
>>570131691I doubt there is even 10% overlap with the 2 playerbase
but she was an ebin based girl who hated normies and called out the fake and gay world despite wanting you to ass pull the nuclear family pathway while playing league during any free time
yea, you guys are right. i'll treat this as the cannon final season of the game.
>>570130680u a nerd li bra
>>570132112she just has good reaction time
I love this Anchor-throwing piece of shit so much it's unreal>>570128890I reorganized these for the escalation of it>hug poppyhttps://files.catbox.moe/bfmqdn.png>kiss poppyhttps://files.catbox.moe/vnoj00.png>smell poppyhttps://files.catbox.moe/feepyf.png>grope poppyhttps://files.catbox.moe/v8njhd.png
>finally find a champ I really like playing>their skins are all trash
>>570132112vanguard will save us(I laugh every time)remember the official riot/league reddit didn't allow for any vanguard posts the moment it was being added to the game
>>570130248if you looked like that you would get cummed inside
>>570132484she already casted Q before shaco's buffered Q went out into the exact location where shaco landedmind you, this guy could've blinked into a lot of places and directions
>>570133247replay bug
i look almost exactly like aurora except my boobs are bigger...
>>570133427shaco's whole team and i immediately pinged it when this happened but we speculated he was scripting earlier anyways
>>570133504let me be the first of the 20 either>ew foidor>ign???posts
>>570133058your base skin?
>>570131691>gtaI'm not brown/black
>>570133557let's not judge this fast Vanguard is 100% trustworthy there is no way a hacker could get into the game
>>570133557just look up his profile, that Ahri player is a 600k Shaco main, so he's immune to shacomancy and played this champ so much he can read your mind
>Vanguard doesnt stop hackers>Vanguard doesnt stop bottersThen what is it for?Just crashing peoples games?
>>570133058>play chudyr>unpopular and niche champ>gets 1 skin every 5 years>most of them look the same >his last skin is literally a chroma with different colors on abilities because we are creatively bankrupt or something>use his joke skin or default skin out of spite it do be like that around niggertown
>>570133906Vanguard keeps track of your social credit score praise the CCP and you will get good lobbies
>>570132974What runes do you use on Naut? I thought Grasp of the Undying would be better than Aftershock.
>>570131853and then she makes it even smaller as punishment
>>570133504You can't just post something like this without also posting proof...Aurora cosplay tiem?
>>570134440This is more or less the setup. I sometimes tweak it, but very rarely. I tried Grasp but it's very situational in lane because you aren't always going to be in fights long enough for a proc and some lanes make it unattainable for most of early game at all (double mages, high cc, etc)>Aftershock makes early trades very one-sided under the right circumstances (even if the explosion doesn't hit)>Font of life feels like an immediate, even if small, effect that helps my adc>Second wind to endure any kind of poke even a little tiny bit>Overgrowth because I hate that entire set of 3 runes>cookies for hp and sustain>approach because you ain't getting away
>>570132049I don't wanna kill a dragon, I wanna plap a dragon
>>570134753It's going to be completely useless, what is she even going to do with such a thing?
>>570114481I need some advice to not be a complete shitter. I just started playing this game this week and played about 5 bot matches as Gwen and Dr Mundo then tried a real game and went 26-0 as Gwen and clearly the enemy team was that game was secretly just bots because the next game I got raped going 1-6 because everyone on the enemy team seemingly moved way faster so I could literally not even catch up to them to hit them even when I bought the 55 speed boots and my DPS was complete shit since I couldnt buy strong items because I could not farm gold without getting jumped by 2 dudes and I have no idea where the fuck my lane partner who was Pirate lady was all game.Like where the fuck do you even begin to play this game and also some specific tips for Gwen and Dr Mundo would be nice.
>>570132201niggas will simp over support mains named shit like freeuse#cnc with 100+ people on their friendslist then think thats their future wife lmaoo
>>570134996>check runes>font of life doesn't display scaling or base healingWhat a helpful tooltip.
need gweeb
>>570135443she can marry me and still keep fucking the 100+ people on her friendlist idc as long as she comes home to me when shes done
>>570131565Doing gods work anon, please make a pixiv or r34 and post your erotic yordles there
>>570135443She didn't have 100+ friends because was one of the unpopular ones but she was very forgetful of her passwords as she kept needing to add me on new discords and had a lot of alt accounts she must have been a league addict chasing good luck in ranked haha
>>570135439you should just watch some vods and try to copy what they do
>>570135258lock it up in chastity!
>>570135953maybe some other time, for now I just like doing gens here. always open for requests too but not many people do requests
>>570136120Imagine she shrinks it and locks it up and then she forgets to take it off before the spell expires and your penis returns into its original size while locked into the mini cage...
>>570136515the cage would just break>t. bought micro chastity cage but my cock was too big and broke it
>>570136380bro cook up some more Poppy for me, the more erotic the better this shit is fire
>>570136120Deserved for wasting her time with such a disappointing thing, I just hope she keeps me around to tease me further!
>>570136515you're a monster for assulting me with this mental image
I won't pay my cum tax today
Lulu is such a bitchcome play with Annie instead
Senna is trans in 2xk0! You should download it
where is the locke sloppa
>>570137303mating press
posting the same thing every thread for months or years is insanely deranged, most of you here have the mental and emotional capacity of a preteen.
>>570137303give her JG buffs and I'll otp her
You're Under Arrest!
OKAY OKAY I WILL JERK OFF TO YORDLES, FUCK...
why do BPDemons play with other males if they are already with me I don't understand why you are a fucking whore bitch
>>570138537Caitlyn assisting Vi to suck my cock while she looks at me with a disgusted face
>>570138346But if I stop my ritual post of my champion every thread for 6 years my cost will sink and reality will catch up to me that i chose something that is not real
>>570131121fye
>>570138537Arcane is unforgivable for what happened to what we had
>>570138425JG Annie would slap hard with her point and click stun
>>570139186carry on, then
>>570137303
>>570137303Too thinNeeds thicker thighs and plumpy buds
soloq gave me stage 5 cancer
Oh wow we lost with this ugly tranny nigger? wow
>>570139061sorry little guy you don't give a big enough supply of attention
>>570137948kinda difficult since he's so new>>570136891you have to be more specific than that, otherwise i just do random shit https://files.catbox.moe/3c68m1.png
>>570140087artista drew Annie without a mouth, sucking on a popsicle through a hole in her cheek.
I like assassins in theory and I love infinite stacking mechanics, but I hate playing champs that can’t do any damage with their basic attacks and champs that are useless late game. If people end up complaining too much about the tiny permanent execute threshold boost on locke’s ult and they end up removing it I’m gonna be so fucking mad
>>570140726I think leaving you to your creativity is part of the fun, but perhaps a Brazilian Miku Poppy if you'll indulge
i look like locke mixed with ezreal mixed with reviewbrah
So what playable races can they add in the league mmo aside from human, yordle, vastaya, and iceborn?
>>570140087I want her to make me premature...
>>570139186today i will remind them.i love lissandrawake up volibear still reworkednami is soft and spells fetish with billions of babiesspirit of whimsyi am alone lolgexodia tank adc phreak seasonsoraka my cute wifeyonei look like thisaggressive adc duobriar wonwake up ahri esports thanks anonstop thinking about rapesex with ()another day another dollar
>>570141881baccai (darkin and ascended would defo be too strong), minotaur, frost and desert troll, chirean, wraith (undead like hecarim or karthus), revenant (undead like pyke or sion).those are the ones i can think of right now but the lore is kind of a kitchen sink so they could probably add some new one like half-dragon people or minor celestials without it being too out of place
Cant wait to play League MMO in 2046
>>570141635
Decided to try the Wraiths start as Nautilus (enemy wraiths) and I cleared Briar's and her Red so fucking fast. I've been starting blue like a RETARD. God I love Naut.>Akali starts the game asking what Rank I am because Naut can't jungle>at about 10 minutes she's spamming about how it's GG because she's died twice and we have no jungler>after the 15 minute mark and me helping get her two kills we're basically inseparable and she's my Knight's Vow target 100% of the time>>570135586Yeah it really doesn't help. I gotta see how these runes actually translate to jungle Naut.
>>570143358I look like this
>>570143358aiko...
>>570143460>Knight's Vow>JungleWhat?
>>570143636if aiko looked like that i would watch xer streams
>>570142746I wanna smell Cait's yoga pants after she does a long and sweaty training
>s-si17 is just a seraphine one trick!!!1the reality:
>>570143638It's like a 40-60 second cooldown between attachments, so when I gank a lane I can slap it on the laner and suddenly it's like he has his own personal CC machine and endurance enhancer during the fight. It's one of those items to make me feel even more useful in fights in the long run, since Naut isn't going to damage carry. I actually wasn't even sure what to build next so I figured Heartsteel and Dusk and Dawn would give a mix of offensive presence and defensive power.
>>570144131kek even the enemy swain support outdamaged you
all lolgs will eventually play support for me, then i abandon them
>>570142848Where are her horns?
>>570133234I hope so...
>>570144716anon, I...
>get ultimate skin>it's a repeatbruh
>>570144970Isn't she an animal person?!
>>570145016>reroll skin shards>get garbageBRUH
>>570144507imagine having a gf like that and being unable to satisfy her with your dick because you're biologically a woman.
>>570144421>>570143460>>570134996>>570132974>silver norms-only pretends he knows what he's talking about
>>570145123nope, those are fake horns. It's like Ahri's nine tails, only one is real all the others are anal plugs
>>570145303women in lesbian relationships have way more orgasms than women in straight relationshipsmen can't satisfy women
>>570145123Nah the horns are fake theyre just accessories
>>570142371you forgot swain
>>570145623thanks for the laugh
>Lockes VO confirms hes 100% straightlolg mad quiet after that
A 10 inch strapon can satisfy a woman more than your 3 incher ever could
>>570145791This is awful!
>>570145973is not bout the inches lil g
why is his nail so big? is he going to kill giant vampires, or is that a reference to the size of his cock?
>>570145973you would know
>>570146371Because its a birds eye perspective game and if hes using normal sized nails you wont be able to see them
Silent Pace, weren't you like in D2? Idk why I got you in my gemerald slop game
Zoe will counter Locke
>>570146929
big dildo > small penis
>>570147064can we have a vampire Zoe skin?
>>570142371>stop thinking about rapeNah
raping ionians
>>570147956the things I would do to Irelia's butt..
it's true, shyvana did that mistake twice
>>570147501That sounds like a fun doodle.Fright Night Zoe. What would you base it on, anon? Any design inspirations?
Who is the most fair, well designed, and high skill cap juggernaut?
>enemy draven's name is just a bunch of numbers
>>570148972Volibear
>>570143358Thank for this bro, fire shit.
there is not a single good irelia player in lolg
>>570135762wheres this emote in?
matchup for this feel
>>570149740wrong
>>570144131I'm interested in what vlad and sera have in common for you to be drawn to both playstyles
wtf happened to opgg why are all of the sample sizes now 50 games or less for every champion?>kindred 64% WR>look inside>8 games on most popular build order
>>570150786Retard
>>570149740>>570150242Irelia players are built for anal
>>570150242Lmao based
life is an eternal desert without drawanons anns
>>570150973Just plug em into a slop machine
>>570150973i will start drawingstarting tonightI WILL make it
I wish I could draw
>>570150846Says the nigger that can’t answer
if you play girl champs you are a girli dont make the rules
>>570151429Want to start practicing in the drawpile? >>570132036Join and make a doodle! >>570151203Oh hell yeah! Go gett'em!
>>570150973He draws her too fat to be honest.
thoughts on locke x vayne?
>>570151901Vayne should get cucked by Evelynn
>>570151901I wish I was Locke..
>>570149028FUCK THIS GAY RETARDED GAME
>>570151901Vayne having a chill man is fitting.She needs to get dicked down to calm her autism
>want to play league>low energyi just lie i guess and zap throu youtube music>tfw remote voice recognition doesnt word and have to zap manuallyWas propably made by riot games tha thing..oof..
>>570152198>mel and garen on enemy team tooShouldve dodged desu
>>570152564yeah mel and garen were the issue actually
I wish someone dicked me down to calm my autism
whats the most ridiculously underrated but cancer champ in lolgees opinion
>>570152998what do i do when i'm autistic and sex scares meI like League of Legends btw
>>570152998doesnt workdid it(a lot) and im still autistic after
>>570152998*hits you nexus*
>>570153228whats scary about it?
>>570114481I'm hardstuck silver 2 lmao
>>570152998ign?
have you guys seen the mythic shop update? what the fuck is this supposed to be?>hextech rammus and ziggsfor what reason?>ocean song serayea you could say it's summer thematic so they included this eventhough it has nothing to do with demons but w/e>zeri,caitlyn,pantheon,mecha fucking garenwhat is the goal here?i keep thinking what the motive is behind this decision and i literally cannot come up with a logical answer other than>we want you to spend a bunch of mythic essence NOWalso if you look at this selection, aside from things like rammus all the skins listed are for champs that are very popularis this some sort of desperate move because people sit on mythic essence? is this a strategy to make tehm spend before the hall of legend or whatever pass rolls out so people would buy it?or is this a strategy to make people spend on the current shitty pass to get 25ME because theres no other way to get it(aside from slot machine)?fuck kikes
>>570153682which season did you start? main champ/role?
>>570153228sex is overrated, don't need to be scaredgrab your hand en put on my bulge
>>570153682Ha, joke's on you, I'm hardstuck silver 1Supreme skill diff!
>>570153228just sit on my lap and play tft with me
Casual sex is a direct express lane portal to living hell. You just want to feel cool and wanted.
>>570153682Wow that's not even bad haha that's average, great job. Very mature*rubs your low elo pussy*
>>570152998i....is that how autism works?
>>570153786So pic rel. Keep in mind that i haven't touched league since 2024 but this season i'm actually trying and i ended up in silver, but even when i was in bronze i was literally in losers que elo hell. I remember in 2024 i was in Gold 4 and insanely bad luck happened and i went bronze lmao. Also my goal is to just get to Gold this season desu. I main support and some adc occasionally but i have karma and thresh most games this season
>>570150490what do you mean lol... sera and vlad is more similar than you think...>both really bad auto animation...>both have a get out of jail free card with W and W...>both are autowin mid-late game...>both want to freeze and farm early...>both want to instakill the enemy adc to win the fight for the team...
Soft inting is so much more fun than trying to climb tbdesu.
>>570154195want coached?
I can't wait to main Locke bros
can som1 high elo review my opgg and tell me what i can change to climbhttps://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/Hweijak-Hwei
>>570155257hang it up
>>570155257u r alr doing ur best bro
>>570151083how dare you? i have too much respect and love for the man to do such a thingive fallen into temptation a few times but i always end up regretting it
>>570155257You are playing selfish mage supports and having anywhere from 2:1 to 5:1 kill to assist ratios. You are actually an elo terrorist. Do not play support for a while. Support covers up mistakes you make especially in low elo because you don't need cs, don't really need xp, don't need to care about wave state (in low elo). You need to be able to learn from mistakes instead of shrugging and saying wurf wurf whenever you die. I've been there, I used to play nothing but Syndra support in Silver back in season 9-ish. You are using support as a crutch to play burst mages without the mental load of wave management and csing.
>>570155747>respects them too much>proceeds to show the exact thing they said they wouldn't doKys nigger
>>570150973Sorry, anon. I've been actually enjoying league again, climbing with my duo.
>>570156069That was the joke you autist nta
>>570155938can you do me next... Princess Elodie #EHC
>>570155747nice original annies, you're the new generations fupoo
>>570155257stfu you intentional griefer and derankeryou're taking all your adcs farms and ragebaiting them for reports 15 hours a day while pretending you got victimized by the eomm on lolg, grow up you misnathropic autist
>>570155938can you do me next... Fr Wthr Frnd#Lyra
>>570156206>Master>50% wr Seraphine otpScientists could not create a more cutelow account. Double tear is based tho I go it on Sona all the time
wish someone did me...
>>570155747Oh, it keeps the style well. I don't mind you having fun with Ai by the away, anon.
>>570156370You are 60% winrate climbing you don't need advice just play the game
idk what is going on with botlaners but this is getting frustrating
>>570156148I wish I could duo with you. Are they a lolg?
>>570157024He's an emerald Ekko midlane OTP that got filled bot and farmed a broze lux support and gold Samira this has literally nothing to do with "botlaners"
>>570157365He's not a lolg, but he'd fit right in haha
Buy her battlepass.Now.
>>570156510cute low...? im the highest rated anon here...
>>570156734YORDLEBRO NO... im sorry i will never do it again. i tasted the divine ambrosia of your creations and became a slobbering dog. it was a moment of weakness and a lapse in judgmentbut yeah its crazy it mimicked your style pretty well though its far from the real thing
>>570152254good idea i'm gonna try making a slop comic of that
>>570153227garen
Fr Wthr Frnd vs our cutie Silent Pace place your bets
>>570157837Maybe if you give it to me
Good news lolgs, the smurf I have been following that got the worst teams imaginable in placements has hit escape velocity now.
>>570158813ALL IN ON TOP TEAM
league of card players
I don't even stir dramas this season and people still use my IGN to instigate and target posters. Lolg gives me a headache. Remember to censor your IGN
yuumers :3c
>>570159136sybaun
>>570158972That was supposed to have the streak in it.
>>570157837what else is in the pass?
>>570159804icons,sometimes emotes and champ shards
>>570157581i guess so, i should play ranked if i want fair matchmaking i'll admit.
>>570158813and ur in the cuckchaircute
naafiri's W counts as an ultenjoy your free lp with hexplate
>new hwei emote as wellfuck fuck fuckmy emote wheel is already full. what do I even replace for this? is this what they call "suffering from success"?
>>570160403>Phreak never took the "ultimate" flag off of the ability when he swapped them aroundActual retard.
how do you pronounce Locke1. lok2. lokk3. loki4. lowkey5. lotski6. locket7. lock in8. lok o'clock9. the nail gun0. the nigga exorcist
>>570161230rolling
>>570161230rollincheck this 9
rare skin on sale
b-b-baller!
>Mood up again.Whats the DMX of league of legends?
hop on arena bro
>>570122798Tell me how to get a girl like this. I've tried and it only happened once.She ended up having a bf.I want to roll the dice again.
>>570157024>no one buys armor/magic pen for tahm kenchkench lost the battle, but won the war
>>570117469wait i play nami....
>>570163085i barely gave clue whats gappening on your webm. Looks like you oneshot but talon get kill
>>570127586what should i build thent. new lol player
>>570152254
Stop thinking about sex
>>570151901shitty oc will never be vayne's bf
cant even call it a comeback no moe bcus i nvr left"BBL GAVE ME THE IDEA FOR THE IPHONE" - STEVE JORBS"BBL CAN SEE ME" - JOHN CENA"BBL WOULDVE FOLLOED THE TRAIN" - BIG SMOKE"BBL CAN SIT IN THE FRONT" - WHITE PPL"MY SECOND COMIGN IS IN THE FORM OF BBL" - JESUS
all kindredfags need to be shot irl
FXXCK MY BITCH BBL PLEASE :pray:
wtf does bbl mean
>>570165192brazilian butt liftits a plastic surgery where they take fat from the stomach and then put in the the ass and hips to make a bigger ass
>>570165192brazilian butt lift. popular ass-enlarging plastic surgery that reached meme status
>playing re9 on monday>have to shoot the little girl>instant anxiety attack, i have to go take a 2 hour walk to calm down>playing it again today with renewed resolve>flashback scene to more dead little girls and zombie little girls that kill and shitwelp time for another walkchampions for this feel, please
>>570165192B.big B.ad L.octoe (#1 TLAON #1 KINERD #1 TEEEMOO #1 SYLAS WROLDWDIE)
>>570161230rolling boundary
double baller
>>570165656triple baller?
niggas be calling their ass a bbl when their ass looks like this
it b phat doe :eyes:
>>570164158me n who
>>570165867woah nice
>>570165916No cheeks top or bottom but she's got an fbbl
anyone know what the next sanctum skin will be?
>>570163085Ign
>>570158452Alright alrightI'll try making more soon.
>>570164984why? I think kindred mains are cool
First 2 arena games.2 flaming pisslow duos1 dellusional kayn and afk ap shaco also duo flaming while dying i a 1v2Ye i go deadlock for now
>>570167720just play with friends anon
>>570167817i dont have friendswho play lol
just saw yet ANOTHER naafiri score 20+ kills that fucking dog is not balanced
>>570156516ign?
>>570166552pls help
>>570167817This>>570168068The once i have already all quit playing league or only play SR
>>570168118just cc her and wait for your turret to shoot her dw anon
>>570168310>just cc her>comes with a free spellshield AND a zhonyas>builds ANOTHER spellshield itemthat fucking dog what the hell was riot thinking
>>570168310>just cc her>half of cc spells dont go through minions and she has a swarm of dogs blocking for her
...
https://x.com/yozulol/status/2064812943850557586?s=46&t=7e7WhIHTEaznEDr-QjvoSwSomeone’s thoughts on Locke, might be a literal who but it’s something
>>570169975feels like a parody
>>570169975>mbessa'schoccymilk
>>570170779>Yozu is a literal who>Luggs + Zoe terrorist in ChallenjourThat's kind of funny I'm watching his strum from today - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhIFVsvlQ7cLocke is flashy, and it's easy to stack kills on him, but he has a ton of counter play. Nobody is letting Locke land 3 Qs on them outside of his ult... I wouldn't be surprised if Riot over nerfs him on the PBE, then he gets released to be underwhelming.
>>570171685I’m just glad he’s not in the “uh oh, he breaks the game, time to take half of the interesting shit out of his kit” category
>>570166552PLEASE ANSWER
>>570172531SYYFFFMMMMM
>>570171685>no knockup>no 90% aoe slow that also bursts you for half your healthi think this dude's assessment is right, he's not gonna get lots of pro play>>570172134i unironically fully expected him to just have yet another ability that renders 80% of the champions in this game's kit on a 16 second cooldownor worse, to be manaless and get a free shield on top of it
>>570172134Emizery is quite a stubborn dev, and I highly doubt anything is getting removed from his kit no matter how much the player base cries. Not even the:>Soul Ignition's recast can be used while affected by crowd control cast-inhibiting crowd control.See: MelAt the same times, I'm really afraid he's not going to be viable as a Jungler because of the same reasons.
Jack off into a yordle
riotjeets are working overtime trying to convince this cunt won't be cancer huhhhopefully that emissary cunt or whatever is his name gets fired for reworking shyvana and keeping the dogshit fucking human form
>>570172587I NEED TO KNOW
>JJK design champion>JJK reference emotes>JJK danceokay riot
>get an augment that makes my shield also heal>think it will be healing the target>it heals METhat said it will heal a 2nd time on rakan E recast for anyone concerned.
>>570164078talon had 700 lethality and 1100 ad while not even high rollingthat sona had 7000 ap and the akali had 2700 ap and 1600 adgame is good
>>570175102>2700ap and 1600adHows that even possible? I only reached like 2,2k now with adatptive (transforms ad to ap at 4x rate on max lvl and attackspeed)
>>570172914jack off with a yordle*ftfy
>>570175373goliath + built full ad except for wordless promise which granted her the AP from sonaoh and they both had marksmage for good measures :3
>>570175608when are they giving lulu a visual update...i want her to be super sexo in game too...she looks like a squished toad
>>570175074>does exactly what it says it doeswaow
>>570175907They are busy with the visual updates for poppers
>>570176114y she gots goggles like a minion
>>570176182Shes a little shortsighted, its part of her biological condition that prevents poppers body from fully growingShe cant see the creeps hp for lathitting without them
Hai lolg
>top locks in yone, teemo or quinn>they go 0/15every time. why is it every time
>>570176114>>570176436hippa to the hoppa and fuck AI sloppahttps://voca.ro/19VyV1PILVBm
>>570175069>Champion inspired by pretty much the most universally watched anime (even show desu) by zoomer/gen a boysYeah wonder why they did that
>>570176783i'd prefer if they got inspired by something that's not dogshit
alr.
>>570176783im calling dibs on the gen a cocks that come to lolg because of locke
>>570176783i was really hoping he was inspired by vash the stampede and constantinethank you riot for ruining my expectations
>>570176901:hand_splayed:
>>570176892It's just a can of condensed cream of Naruto soup the fights were hype and the team animating the show did a good job. It's 8235941485123489652368941253684513298645218345123421438645234 times better than anything the other goyim are wqatching
>>570177041>better than anything the other goyim are wqatchingeuphoria is unironically better than jjk though
>>570176783jjk was not watched by anyone it was in fact gassed by cringy fanboys and fangirls on tiktok who attached themselves to gojo and geto's designs and le funny meme momentsbut thats besides the point
>>570177041isn't it just bleach for adhd riddled zoomersi've never watched it cause i'm not a shounen tourist and i avoid all battle shounens with martial arts tournaments in themexcept for shaman king of course
>>570177225Is that why everytime a new ep was uploaded the streaming site started to shit itselfLast season was garbage though
lol, lmao
is locke transgender? he looks transcoded
>>570177225Dunno how to break this to you but JJK is basically the one anime any guy under 20 has watched. And if not watched, larped on tiktok. You can walk up to any male teenager right now and talk about Gojo, literally any of them.
>>570177459prob FtM, he's trans for sure
imagine grown men watching childish shounen tranime with themes and suchand actually getting impacted by that shit beyond a hard dick for drawn jksjust close the game now lest i'll see bluey-inspired characters next
>>570177320>im not a shoune tourist>im a moepedophile larping newfag
>>570177448you will get banned for using those addons
>>570177852You're so cool dude everyone should do cool things to emulkate you like post on lolg and cum with their prostate
will i ever reach honor 5?
I love Lissandra!
>>570178002it's okay to be mentally stunted and entertained by shows with prepubescent boys as target audience, just be aware how you look on the outside
>>570177625>You can walk up to any male teenager right now and talk about Gojoyou are proving my pointa lot of the people talking about it and making it seem like the biggest thing ever do not know the first thing about itin turn, ask people what rct/rce is for instance which is a fairly basic and obvious concept to anyone who has either seen or watched the series and you will get nearly no answersim not saying jjk isnt popular nor a good series despite my and everyone elses' issues with it but the culling game anime season literally came and went and even though the gojo v sukuna fight will get a lot of attention the rest of the series will be much like the culling game season. its not this unprecedented levels of viewership, shonen golden boy manga that its faux popularity makes it seemim then a bit bothered that locke is based on nanami because much like gojo hes part of the larp culture of people who didnt watch the series and just thirst for the characters on tiktok so its retarded
when is lol 2?
>>570177982its not an add on it was added with last nights patch
>>570177974>a guy who didn't watch evangelion and lain on cable tv in the early 00's is trying to run my anime rap sheetbrotheryou don't win this one, trust me
>league players trying to shame any other fandomlollmao
>>570178573what's so funny about that? arcane was shakespeare compared to your average netflix slop or cartoon network "this cartoon represents all my childhood trauma about being a minority" toon
>claims to dislike trans people>hates genre dedicated to a male audiencewhat does he mean with thisCan the student explain?
>>570178573yeah tranime is that pathetic
>>570178562I watched captain tsubasa and sailor moon on cable tv in the 90s. I won
stream is live we have 72 hours to get back to masters before i go back to my j*b https://www.twitch.tv/hitovelli
>>570178959>nearly 600 games this yearlil nigga this shit is your job
>>570178790>
>>570178940>i watched two shows that literally any third world country had on public access in the 90snext you're gonna tell me you watched dragon ball z in the 90s as if it was something to gloat abouteu moto obrigado anon hue hue hue
favela hours
I watched Naruto on tv in the early 2000'sI won
>new pass has a Leblanc skinfuck me, If I didn't have a good skin on all 3 of my accounts I would be so tempted.
>>570179284would be mid 2000's since it came out on 2005 on toonami
>>570178959>microwaved puppyyo wtf
>>570179138Pretty sure can tell me wether a liked naruto then2000 anime oldfag
>>570179563you're making me really worried about public education in the third world right now, anon
I like animeI like leagueI like locke
>>570179287The new skin mogs both of those tho
'ate tranime'ate league'ate locke
>>570179635>i like cockfixed for you, anon
Hate tranimeLove shounenDont care about league
>>570178286tazzy-chan hands typed that post, not reading allat
>>570179731still hungry fatass?
>>570179729Why is her butt in the front?
>>570179832nope
>>5701794072005 was ealy 2000's shut up
>people banning naafiri all nightwhen is riot gonna take the hint and kneecap this bitch
>>570179941Swain likes it better that wayHe likes to have anal while also staring at her beautiful face at the same time
A$AP Rocky got caught fingering himself by SpaceGhostPurrp at some point in 2011
>It's 2026 and people still don't understand how to play with RakanHow does this even happen ? I really hate playing with day players, they tilt so fast.
>>570180481
RARAGRGAGRAHJHRHR NIGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
>riot, who have stated multiple times that league’s playerbase is aging and isn’t really pulling in many new, younger players, is pulling inspiration from a popular anime series that’s hip with the yutes to make a new character >people are confused by why they’re doing this
>>570181180Stop it. Atleast prepare it>>570181389Ye no shit games that get old are dying and new players prefer deadlock.Can go through friendlists of 4 different old accounts, bonuspoints if there is a single person online
>>570181556me on the right
MIXIN UP REDBULLS FXXCK MY FRONTAL LOBE
Imagine going to bootcamp league in Korea and not touching a single Korean women because you're a chud
>>570183019>imagine going to Korea for (one thing) and not doing (something else) gooks aren't very bright
>>570183443yes must be that not because you're an unlovable chud
>>570181609>and new players prefer deadlock.Do they really tho?Doesnt seem like it to me
/lolg/! are you ready for penis inspection day? i must know which mains are hung!
>>570179729she looks trans
>>570183994riven otp 6.1" length 5.1" circumference uncut no curvature no deformities
>>570183994Gwen main here, I just have a sissy male clit because of hrt
>>570184093ign?
>>570184014
>>570184334crossbow summer
>>570183827>>570183827Shitposting aside. What do you mean? This is an incredibly high number for a pc only game.How much do you think league currently has when they put bronze with diamond in normal games disregarding the mmr and even games with emerald 1 mmr in brawl had 30 minutes queue time.
>>57018382764k daily peak for an invite only game? yea
>>570176471hey qthow've you been?
>>570184364eik nahui lochas
uo oh broskia paypiggy account with expensive skins AND a heckin raycist status message with a sniper rifle pointing at the text "nigga"? well well wellnot sure if heckin riot games will like that one!it would be a shame if he would lose access to his account after spending so much money on it
>>570184398ma ei saa leedu keelest aru
>>570184826Riot doesnt gaf about status messages or dmsIf it didnt happen ingame then they cba
>>570184851>>570184657ups
>>570184851opi siis str@ggot
>seraphine doesnt get banned...>win game...its really that simple huh...
>>570184935i literally got permabanned before for dms, you think they don't care?do you know how many people i got banned for status messages before? you'd be surprisedthey not only care about DMs but they care more because they are ban evading, you are getting around ingame chat filtersthe ability to report DMs will be available in 2 weeks aswell
>>570185013kas sa saaksid olla minu õpetaja?
>>570185058>do you know how many people i got banned for status messages before?0but you probably convinced yourself a rioter giving you a copy pasted message telling you he'll look into it but cant tell you the results of the investigation or whatever = permaban
>>570185149
>>570185541
>>570184364hobo riven guy?
Oof, I took a small break from League before coming back a bit into this split. Wound up losing a few in a row due to forces outside my control and now I'm back in Silver.My God, it is a nightmare zone here. Half of my matches include Unranked teammates, at least 1 in 5 players are doing 'Trust me, bro!' non-meta builds that immediately fail and most vision scores aren't above 20. It is the wild west of dumbness out here now. As ADC I'm averaging an S to S+ score for each match (along with a super positive KDA to match), but one can only do so much in a team game.I actually had to (very nicely!) explain the benefit of bringing the dragon out of his den to our jungler who had it stolen from him *twice.*I'm not even mad, just dumbfounded on how I'm going to dig myself out of this mess. Anyway, just needed to vent and ask for prayers to get out of this.
>>570185489>implying i haven't monitored their accounts and i don't have 2 rioters i can personally talk to for boosting/cheating issues and DMsLOL
>>570185776stfu
>>570185735where did hobo part come from?
>>570185865he warms my heart when he says goodnight lolg / have a wonderful day lolog with hobo riven on a bench
>>570185926'fraid that's not me
>>570186094someone said something about a riven otp being you so... I got mixed up, I guess. Sorry.
>>570184398last time riot released numbers they had more monthly players than the entirety of steam.
https://voca.ro/1iubiy7vReVy
>>570186295kap
>>570185776>just dumbfounded on how I'm going to dig myself out of this messfigure anything out by chance? thoughts and prayes
>>5701862952010 bro?
>>570186605it was around 2022 and included chinese players and tft
>>570186440So far the game plan is to stick with Jhin (my go-to when I don't trust teammates to function), not get salty in chat and keep on keeping on.Eventually, with enough luck, I'll get through this slump. That and I am absolutely dodging when some dude tries something silly like support Rengar. I'm just doing my good deed to help everyone avoid wasting 20 minutes.
Some mods are working agane !
>this game that gets 50k players when a update comes out and drops to below Highguard numbers when theres no updates is le league killersoooo true sister
i've cooked up a 3 page long slop romance comic of Vayne X Locke. it's mostly supposed to be cute and romantic though so there's not that much sex. need to sleep but will post it tomorrow after some minor editing of it
>>570187321great news>>570186885good luck
>so there's not that much sexslopcome back when theres at least 3 sex scenes on every panel and it ends withVayne catching Locke cheating on her with K'Sante and Vayne blowing her brains out in front of him
The only mod i use is one that automatically presses no for me everytime someone ffs
>>570187938alhamdulillah
>>570183994tributing to Lulu rn
overlords bloodmail is a shit item, possibly the shittiest item in existance. and hubris is fake. it doesnt give you the ad if you arent a champ that riot wants you to build it on.Those are my truths I have spoken.
riotjeets really seem to think people care about cuckeunreal how detached that entire company is
enemy mundo is apparently getting cracked tonightgood luck, mundo
>>570188687u arent?
>mod that removes objective votes>mod that removes surrender votes>mod that removes minimap>turn announcer sound off in the settings so you arent being tilted by hearing "ally has been slain" every 5 seconds>turn on streamer mode in settings>/fullmute all>pretend all 9 other players are botsperfection
>>570188783u're a sissy bitch
>>570188387assuming you see this, watch the number by the axe icon on the far top left and the number on the Hubris item on the far bottom right.
>>570188387>#bbec
>>570189104>have 700 ad on darius >do 300 damage auto>have 300 ad on darius>do 300 damage on autoyeah show the web where your auto does more damage *also* yunara is a riot approved hubris user so this does not apply to her.
>>570189332she most certainly is not an approved user and probably one of the many reasons the item was nerfed days after this webm was made. I was going to show a webm that demonstrates what I asked but then I realized it'd be easier to ask you to go into practice tool so you can see it for yourself.
>>570188742is everyone is this room getting cracked except me tonight??
>>570190286yuupp
evens earn government gibbs on main accodds dont play bronze ranked or arena or some gay fag ass shit
bets?I'm hoping it's busty bathtime sona or some shit
>>570191295cragbot urgot
>>570191295i got this dookie
>>570191521unexpected but not unappreciated>>570191548it can look pretty decent with the blue chroma desu
>>570191548best recall song ingame>>570191713even as a zoe player i would think several times before using this skin. in fact it was in my shop once and i thought "no".The E spell effect is pleasant, though. Hope you enjoy it
Another Day. Another Dollar.
whats with all the toplaners going jg/mid/bot these days? not complaining but it is a weird phenomenon
I love Locke so much
If I had a healslut girlfriend I would force her to use this janna pic as her profile picture on the cord
>>570195673ok this made me love him too now
>>570195894>no piercing and tattoosNot the real. The real janna has snakebites
>>570195673Thats actually funny lol
>>570195814toplane diff: the season
night night
fish butte
>>570195894force? ....why are you forcing her?
>>570197484forcing my gf to dress up as swain
>ADC holds last pick hostage>Tells me to not pick Senna>Picks Xayah >Gets chat filtered 1 minute into the gameWhy'd I queue up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bab_xjPkDYYwake up bro new patch preview just dropped
irelia seems retardedly OP right now
every day i play vs fucking hweiit's unreal, 10 out of 30 games mid have been vs this fucking guyare we serious? what did i do to endure this fate
>>570198078>what did i do to endure this fatenew skin + riot made him flexible in 3 roles
>>570197484I'd love a healslut gf that likes it when I force her to do things
>>570198575is this img real?
>>570198575I look like this
>>570195894>brownyeah it'd be at gunpoint
>>570197714I want a girl in a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnnng jacket
>>570199493she needs to wear the bald cap and prosthetic nose
>>570198575two gay niggas
>>570199657
>>570197354Ok, but how is her belly?
booba
>>570200761Lucky Azakana....
What the fuck is going on with Rengar right now? I got him in an ARAM and I was NOT expecting to just instantly Shaco Q levels of retarded damage to people in single hits. Also, when the fuck did they add attack speed to his Q? I only remember it being burst damage on a single hit. I admit I didn't play him a lot when he came out (I didn't like him that much) but is he just crazy right now?
>>570199657https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2191144077 Here ya go.
>>570201063Bad aza!
>>570201112why do you have this very specific thing at the ready, anon
>>570201518i watch her stream with the bald cap on
>>570156069>KysThe man who does not make mistakes does not learn
Yone!
>enemy smolder 4 kills in 4 mins>my botlane rotates to our jungle fucking 15 seconds after the enemy botlane does for a fight>yasuo on my team dies 17 timesSURE AM GLAD I CAME BACK AFTER A MONTH BREAK
>3 dodges where the enemy team had a cancer comp against my teams shitpick compi should really take the hint but i havent played a game today
>>570201432STOP WITH THE BANANA!!!!!! you're gonna kill her. Check this out goat, what do you think, plat soon?
You want to play too? That'd be fun!
>>570202018The pain won't stop til you get on! And hell yeah, good job! Riot didn't fuck you over!
>>570199446I don't have a problem with that
>>570197354https://files.catbox.moe/cmg8ck.pngEveryone knows the best ass in league
>>570198952ign?
>play immobile mage mid>ganked from enemy Twitch around mind 5>"My bad I greeded the cannon">go put a ward once I'm back in lane>ambushed by Lissandra and KhaZix>back in lane>Thresh and Lissandra for another kill>back in lane>KhaZix Thresh and LissandraDon't tilt don't tilt don't tilt don't tilt don't tilt don't tilt don't tilt don't tilt
>>570202693immobile mage gets what they deserve
>be me, Diana jungle>have Malphite top laner>have Yasuo ADC>Yasuo refuses to ever fight with uswhat the FUCK is wrong with yasuo players?
>>570202867Sent
>>570203074Yasuo player here the thing is I'm the main character I'm the anime protagonist so the team needs to play around me every call I make is correct and if I die 1v4 that's because my team trolled me thank you for understanding
>>570203074the question is why weren't you, the knock up bot not fighting with yasuo?
>>570203439>I as the jungler should be following the adc yasuo who is doing nothing but split pushing?
>>570203482All I hear is excuses and not enough knocking up
>>570203482maybe watch some Pzzang and you will see that it's Diana who needs to hover Yasuo not the other way around
>>570203482Yes.
>>570203624I'll fucking knock you up you little BITCH
>>570202805no they FUCKING DON'T
>>570202067Playing three's company with Zoe and Annie...
>top decided he doesn't wanna play>guess we just fucking lose nowit's all so tiresome
Diana sissies need to obey their Yasuo masters
>>570203681uh oh some one is getting a little cwanky did your little team composition not work? then why didn't you play around your key component
>4-17>master of anyonekek
>>570204385lmao Korean woman are the worst feminists in the worldhe might be retarded
>>570204385if a guy that looks like him can't land a bitch in eu, we might be in trouble
>>570204565maybe he's just a dickhead?
>>570204565That's like saying a billionaire can't buy a car at a Toyota dealership, brother they just do not want one
>>570204606if a hot asshole can't land a bitch in eu we're in superhell
>>570204628considering he's complaining about egos and then spouting some yellow fever bullshit about the most feminist and bitchy form of asian woman, he is just retarded and probably has a massive ego problem of his own
>>570204518>Korean woman are the worst feminists in the worldonly if you're a korean manattractive white people have a strong pacifying effect on lesser races
>>570204659nigger where's the hot in that lardass
>win streak>carried some games>rank up>bad games right after againRiggedQ doesn't exist. Tens of times I see this but RiggedQ doesn't exist.
>>570204747yeah it's like wow they all act polite to me as the first interaction Korean woman must be angels
>>570204776heighthunter eyesstrong jawline
>>570204854are you retarded
>>570115343I'm so damn glad more players see how dishonest the matchmaking is.
>>570204776he's not even fat, he's really well-builthe probably has no conversation topics outside of league or thinks he's 100% owed pussy now that he's in shape and has some moneycrazy to find this outif i was him or whatley i would've gotten tenshi pregnant already
>>570204953you asked me, i replied with objective factsthose features alone would make him 7/10 even if he's 500 pounds of pure fat
It's not that deep western women are zograped bpd demons with wearing human skin only tolerable to be within 30 feet of when fucking them with your eyes closed. He probably had a girl smile genuinely smile at him with a non-thousand cock stare and thought he ended up on an alien planet
>>570205121>korean woman>non-thousand cock stare???
>>570205183small asian cock doesn't countthat's like putting their pinky in
It just sucks man, I get a bit of confidence for the few wins I get and it gets immediately crushed, I'm not even an ego player it just sounds nice to have that bit of needed confidence to make the right plays.
>>570205328korean women are still the most westernized of all asian women, and are probably just as bad, if not worse considering the weird shit feminists get down to in South Korealike that fucking feminist witch cult running the government like a shadow cabal
>>570205183>asian>being able to see their eyes
>>570205369the master yi smurf is to humble your ego take the lesson and learn
>im autofilled support>jungle is an autofilled draven main adc player that locked in ivern having never touched ivern before>mid is a level 30 rengar abuser that randomly decided this game was his shitpick in my main role game>my adc locks in ashe and runs away every single trade no matter the circumstances and thinks her r is a 50 hp execute so she finishes the game with more deaths than r presses its not rigged though
Senna nerfs can't come fast enough
>>570205435I was playing against a Fizz that rushed Banshee Veil and Mercury boots.
>make hotdog>enemy locks nafiri>tfw
Dogshit fucking aram mayhem its now broken, only thing that matters is 1. DPS adcs 2. Mages that have long range CC. You play a game and everyone is ranged and nothing happens for 15 minutes, after the 15th minute mark everybody gets one shotted.
been having a really good monthI'm fucking cooking! gl in your games today guys *shares my little bit of luck left with lolg*
>havent seen a le late scaling bronze player so its just lose all phases of the le game champ in ages on my team>que jungle 1st time.>2 le late scaling 30% players in my ranked.matchmaking is irrelevant to game outcome. you are the only constant.
>got permaganked by 3 lanes for 3 games in a rowI will fucking kill each and every one of you fucking bastards.
>>570206485i hope your month good streak ends here for bragging how well you are doing
got myself the picture of dorian gray, wuthering heights and the great gatsbywhat should I read first?
>>570207090it probably will, since I rubbed all my remaining luck on yougo forth and win now!
>i leave lane 10/0, we get grubs, we get every single dragon the second it spawns and have soul at 24 mins, we get baron as it spawns>the game still needs to be 30 minutes long because adc wants to farm and its the one support in the world that wants to follow them everywhere doing nothingjungle and bot lane the first retards to cry about winning and doing your best to win and 99% pf their gameplay is actively holding the team back
>>570207157how does it feel to be in highschool?
>>570207424i was reading my country's own literature in high school though
Im happy riot finally made a cool champ like locke
pickrate in a month: below fizz
>>570202615Is that Sona?
>get first pick>lock Naut>they pick Senna/Brand>no zoning or poke attempts that do any damage>rip them up so bad in lane they basically can't recoverOh and here's the pentahttps://files.catbox.moe/r2tocb.webm
>>570168118JUST RIGHTCLICK THE DOG BRO AND DONT FORGET TO BUILD EXODIA TANK ITEMS. NAAFIRI DOESN'T HAVE ANY ARMOR PEN IN HER KIT SO SHE JUST TURNS INTO A LITERAL CANNON MINION WHEN YOU HAVE 1 (ONE) EXODIA TANK ITEM IN YOUR INVENTORY
>>570207913>just play in pissbronze bro
Kill yourself low key
>>570208405>no friends
>>570208593Why are you talking about yourself
In retrospect why did Rito hate Tyler?
this "Anonymous" who can't articulate any thought or opinion and simply greentext random words all day everyday to pass as a witty lolgger who fits inyou'll be the first one i behead
>>570207819You got lucky. Brand/Senna should fucking dunk on Naut botlane.
>>570209287he was like the top 0.0001% flamer after dom and dunkey and had an int list, if you were in it and got him on one of your games he would just invariably int you while calling you the n-wordhe got extremely lucky that that rioter got down to his level, but he really mellowed out from those days
>>570209321who are you
>>570209287they created an entire department of "player behavioral specialists" of liberal cucks that took intro to psych in community college to police the behavior that tyler was proving was just an innate part of the game and by viewer numbers what the audience actually wanted. they spent money on being wrong (for the hundredth time) and tyler is living proof
>>570209453i haven't been called a nigger or a faggot in a decade on leaguelast time i had an inter, he stupidly linked his main account and said he didn't care and was smurfing, i emailed riot directly about it and he hasn't played a game on either account since and this was months agoyou can have your opinion on whether or not flaming and griefing should be acceptable, but riot says it shouldn't, and have been enforcing it pretty successfully recently
>>570207913>Just have 6 completed items when everyone else has 3why is this always the argument you have for an item being 'broken'?
>>570209453>they spent money on being wrong (for the hundredth time) and tyler is living proof>Mellowed out so hard he hit his career peak in multiple games and got a wife and two kids now.Yes, you're right, tyler should've just stayed an angry hardliner and never learned from his mistakes to own these le liberal cucks.
>>570209683>a blacklist filter>"wow yeah they really just figured it out"i dont want to talk to leddit about toxicity
>>570209785The only reason he got a wife in the first place is because she was as unhinged as him mate.
>>570209785>his entire rise to popularity was off flaming and toxicity>"what? brand deals? actually family friendly positivity is the real way to go"buddy he was bought out, if anyone else was signing his checks he never changes
Shrimpy
thats right the only way to have a happy family is to relentlessly stalk a rising fame streamer
>>570209894>tyler acts unhinged and gets a wife>dantes acts unhinged and gets a wifeis that the secret bros
>>570209904>no i should not accept money deals after my reformation arc was a success>i should just go back to calling people slurs and go back into the hole that got me in this mess the first placeyou're right anontyler you're such a dumbass
>>570210143>streamer gets money and gets a girl>streamer gets money and gets a girlm-o-r-o-n
>>570210195>afterlil retard
>>570210246dantes was a broke college dropout loser until yesterday thoughbeit
>>570210298until he broke a thousand viewers, you meanafter that it's impossible to not print money, especially as a vidya leech
you DO collect the unforgivable mistake tax right?https://streamable.com/vcnji5you dont let subhuman filth get away with something they cant possibly right?...as you can see by the kd this bitch had a horrible time
>>570210362maybe in 2019
I fucking
>>570210485retard
>unhinged
>>570210591idiot
>rank up yesterday on win streak>everyone playing well every game is a 50/50>demoted today on lose streak>every single player got gapped the enemy team straight out of a championshipNot taking rankeds seriously is the way to go but never be delusional that the matchmaking isn't manipulated.
>>570210649i'm not the one who believes in fairy tales about poor streamers
>>570210774maybe you should get a mcjob instead of comparing their earnings to your welfare checks
>>570210615you have phimosis
lol. does anyone have some shuge knight?
>>570210848>muh le schizo streamer's feelings hurt... need to defend honor on lolg...keep paying piggyhe's le broke and needs 10 more gifted subs mate... you know what to do...
>>570211004we get it juan carlo you can live off of 50 pesos in your country
>>570211004Moron.
>>570211090>>570211123
>if i walk to ward the adc will path slightly forward>if i walk to roam the adc will make a beeline to trade>if i pick anyones side the adc will int me>if i pick the adcs side a random will int me>if i roam from fountain or pull off a perfect roam, the adc will int me because im stealing their spotlight>if i don't immediately reaffirm or reassure my adc, they will int me>if at any point in time my adc doubts that i believe in them, they'll int me>if my adc suggest a support and i dont lock it in they'll int me>if my adc sees me hover a support they don't like and i lock it in they'll int me>if my adc and top laner both want last pick and i give it to either of them, one of them is going to int me>if top and mid are 10/0/0 and bot lane is 0/0/0, my adc is going to coin toss the lane out of boredom instead of taking the free win>if my adc recommends a build path its probably suboptimal, but i have to build it so they dont get uppity>if the adc somehow has 0 honors after the match they'll add me to their friends list and crash out in my dms
>>570211243Sex with Nami
>>570211175Learn to read instead of sperging out at your own imagination.
>>570211175how do I get someone to drop me a 100 bombs and afterwards a quick 20 after every paycheck to fund my lavish lifestyle of pizza hut delivery orders?
>>570210246it is so simple have money and win life by gaining a person to give money to. so fulfilling.
>5 games in a row permaganked by 2-3 different playersI'm out of midlane.
Poor little Tyler1 Riot was harrassing him with that IP ban for no reasonAll he did was run it down mid and then hop next account and run it down again and then hop next account and run it down again and then hop next account and run it down again all while spamming racial slurs and death threats in chat on stream :(Thats not even that bad...I hope my 500$ donation can cheer my pookie up and help him move past that traumatic moment where he was victimized by riot...
>>570211243Alternative gameplay option: pich lethality senna and make the adsissy your bitch
>a bunch of retards first-timing Senna as adc>feed every single timeShe's my new ban for now.
Tyler1 was the only high ELO and relevant player that actually talked how bad the state of the game was 10 years ago already.
>>570211826The sad part is about is that i legit made a ticket to ask riot wether i can have one of my ilf permabanned accs back, apologized, said that i was like 19 or so and acted a little silly but now im better human. Posted my honor 5 account etc. and said that only want old acc back because theres some old friends i dont know how to contact anymore.They didnt give back. And one of the 3 bans was literally just me playing off meta taric top when riot was stricter.I should have streamed or something
>>570212121Tyler1 didnt get his permabanned accs back he was just allowed to make new ones again
>>570212121you wuz just a 19 year old barely out of the womb bahahaha
>>570211985he still talks about it all the time
>>57021239219 is literally a child from my perspective, besides that. Teenager are more retarded than babys
18/19= infant20's=toddler30's=teen40's=young adult
>>570213187bald ass nigga talmbout 30s teen
>>570213272i'm a 32 years old manchild
Post your main and bmiMalzahar, 33.0
It's beginning
>the cosplayer i follow stopped playing enchanters
Other than getting banned, what stops you from griefing games?
>>570213565may you find your one true pairing swain
>>570213806I already grief a lot just unintentionally, no need to do it on purpose
>>570213806if i wanted to play a game badly on purpose i would go play soccer or something
i'm a young adult missing a patch of hair on top of my head...
>>570209359If I'm not aggressive or if my adc doesn't know to trade, sure but starting at level 2-4 we should be bodying them for that lead. Brand or Senna left unchecked are big problems, but early they're both dogshit.>>570213552Right now? Nautilus.All time? Twitch or Garen.Fat. Bigly fat.
>>570213806Griefing doesnt get you banned thoUnless youre full on running it down mid 0/20/0 at 20 mins or talking in chat about how youre trolling nothing really happens
>>570213963>ur all muted>1/6 jayce supportYeah not surprised by that at all.
>>570213806Before leaverbuster was a thing, the worst I'd do was disconnect for 5 minutes, watch youtube, then reconnect. If I reconnected and they were still flaming each other I'd disconnect again and blame my wifi.
>>570213552Aphelios 51.7
>>570213963>gapped WW that hard>barely did more damage than himYou shouldn't post games where you do poorly.
>>570214179good thing league isn't team death match damage done doesn't matter when the nexus falls.
>>570214308Damage is a strong indicator of how much a player contributed outside of playing certain characters. I expect a Nautilus to do almost no damage but still come out on top, I expect a Hecarim to do far more damage if he's 14/1.
>>570213806nothing i start farming jungle in doomed games, full report everyone and hover base and jungle until its over and anyone that says anything about it gets punished
>>570214151This you?
>>570214379The Victory title is a strong indicator that the team won.
>>570213552kozzy19.7 apparently
>>570214510this champion as an adc when?
>>570213806the fact that I'm having fun trying to win instead?
>>570214682>get carried>i-i wonCope.
>>570213552kai'sa17
>>570214510it must be happiness to eat 6 or 7 times the daily intake
>>570214065His major contribution that I saw was using his knockback slap to get me away from him when I was trying to get him while fleeing>>570214179>do poorlyoh you're just messin' with me! I got a little lucky early and things sorta just went from there. Killed WW at both scuttles. I also did that thing where you're 3 levels ahead of your opponent at one point (not that I noticed so it was probably a few seconds).
>>570214832you consider that getting carried? you must play with world class players!
to buy, or not to buy
>>570214832>25.0 kda>second most damage on his team>third most damage in the entire game>carriedI'm not sure you know what that word means.
>>570213552chudyr23.1
>>570213552>MainWhat if I'm an Aram player?
>>570215153then the number of champions you play gets added to your overall bmi fatty
>>570215153your highest mastery champ
Post your top 5 highest mastery champs and what mastery you are with them.
>>570213552syndra20.5
>flamed by three lowest damage in the game ADCs in a row even though i'm positive kda and pulled successful ganks/secured objectives
>>570215291>Twitch28>Garen26>Nautilus13>Draven13>Mordekaiser12
>>570214961>Killed WW at both scuttles.Bullshit, WW should win level 2-4 easy with his W passive.
>>570213552Gwen300.0
>>570213552Swain15.6
>>570209780AH YES, OF COURSE. EXODIA TANK ITEMS ARE LE WEEK BEC. U HAVE THE "LE LEAD" CLASSIC TANK APOLOGISTS
>>570215585https://files.catbox.moe/lq0e8i.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/kdu61n.webmIn the second one he had a longsword and basic boots and I hadn't gone back yet.
>>57021529118 179k7 53k7 43k6 46k6 41kRecently came back after 6 years and I still haven't bothered to look up how the system works now.
>>570208332YEAH EXODIA TANK ITEMS ARE MOST DEFINITELY ONLY AUTOWIN AGAINST PISSBRONZE FOR SURE BUDDY ^___^
New thread>>570215935>>570215935
>>57021355227.4Shyvana atm but most mastery points is still yasuo from ancient times.
