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I love my wife Aria!!!
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
first for ratita
I LOVE MY WIFE SARAH!!!!Remember when we could reliably wait until bump limit?
Alice Thymefield, what do you think of her?
>>570140447It's funny to me just how many artists draw Manato like a human wall.
>>570141193Sarah isolde and Pompey make no sense unless they plan to make a going back to the past arc to have them playableOnly Isolde got some form of closure
>>570141193DIE BITCH
100 wormano threads are not gonna improve wormilly sales1 worm per yearyou lost
I fuarking LOVE bricks!
>>570141193I tried to announce new threads and I've tried to make them at limit but the malicious /vmg/ spammer pretending to be an Ariaposter keeps making early threads to spam about homos at himself
>>570141220I'm glad I skipped her. I knew the day of the rat was coming and now it's just a matter of time until the big cheese arrives.
Finally a good thread.
she giv u this lookwat do
>>570141220when played with jane she's in my top 3 most fun characters in the game and i will whale in 3.1 to take my jane from m0 to m2 to make her team stronger
Manato x Yuzuha is canon btw
AoD love!
pulled m1w1 Billy, will pull his m2 when he comes back
Why are you like this chibijanedoe? Are you really that upset about Billy sales?
If you see me out at Random Play say hiBut if you meet me in the Hollow I'm a talkative guy
>>570141363Oh no Sarah.... we... relaxed....
I am once again asking for the Phillipines to be hit by progressively stronger earthquakes until it sinks into the ocean.This will improve Zenless Zone Zero.
>>570141527theres no winning, anonthey have malicious intent and can just bake 20 posts earlier than you. sometimes the mods catch them on that, though
>>570141220I love my bnuuy wife
>>570141896Actually insane how a natural disaster in a specific region of the planet suddenly caused EVERY notorious samefagging shitposter to just vanish for a couple days
Pretty funny how literally every Manato fan deserves to have their teeth knocked out despite the character himself being okay.
>>570141782WuWa males even outsel ZZZ's most hyped loli characters.
>>570142016That's what you get after pandering to barafaggots
Made this on a whim thinking about the conversation of Void Hunters without their Weapons.Before anyone asks why Lucia is so high, imagine if her book had Notorious level Ethereals in it. That would be her VH Weapon
>>570142183liked for making you seethe
>>570142235The trend of muh special weapon being the deciding factor is so lame.
>>570142467As relevant as Billy twitter likes lmao.
>>570142183We ship Billyguang here!
>>570142235you need to be an adult to post in this site.
>owns youHow he do it?
We need our own Venti, ZZZ's lack of a cute femboy must not continue
>>570142235Billy should be up there with Anby, since it's outright stated that he was nightmarish with his old weapons still installed, and those aren't even VH weapons.Caesar should probably be one tier higher as well, since she's supposed to be a gorilla woman even if she doesn't look it.
We finna go Billy Mode.
>>570142235Very retarded list
>>570142235Shonenshit is so gay bro I'm going to rape you
FLOPPILLY GODDAMN FLOPPED
>>570142670>>570135029Kill yourself.
>>570142670My dick. In her. Now.
>>570142635why are people upset with randoms whos from reddit?
>>570142635It's weird how a certain schizo decides to just randomly fixate on specific, literally-who people online, then repeatedly post about them as though anybody else cares.
>>570142762Best start belivin' in Shounenshit, cause in 3.0...YER IN IT
>used to get 25-35k scores in DA first try>nowadays I sometimes don't even hit 20k on the first tryWhat the fuck happened? I have the same rolling pattern as before so it's not a matter of me using old powercrept units.
What does Vivian think about upcoming Anomaly meta?
>>570142718shut the fuck up chibijanedoe, your homofaggot is as strong as cissia
I love these little guys, but the ones in Sky Britain unnerve me a little bit, too tall. These are how a Bangboo should be: short and rotund
>>570142718CR Billy=/=SK Billy and he also stated he will never go back to those specs
I'm yet to hear how AI-generated sales charts affect my enjoyment of the game.
wormano killed the game
>>570142916Vivian only cares about joining the Phaethon family
Can't freakin' wait for Severian, bros.
>>570142880it's typical behavior of people from shame based societies. they think they earn some invisible social currency by doing it
>>570143140why are you waiting for an NPC, homobro?
ARE YA GONNA ROLL SHUNKY WELL ARE YA??
>>570142235I refuse that Zhao is stronger than Alice
>>570143216They wouldn't give him a new design if he wasn't meant to be playable.>>570143301kill your pathetic fucking self
>>570143341dogpoop on your dickclean it
>>570143301yeah, because she is cute!
>>570141413When are we getting our Sumeru?
>>570141782Wuwa outsells all of ZZZ on dead banners.
>>570143028salesposting and tiktok hours and all that are an attempt to chart the inevitable decline of a game in popularity and profitability which will in turn, at least in theory, result in the game becoming a lower quality product due to decreased budget and development emphasis.ZZZ is rather demonstrably the worst performing Hoyoverse game even without having to resort to bullshit charts and like-measuring, but doesn't seem to have resulted in a demonstrably worse product, at least not due to budget concerns.The real issue that is holding back the quality of Hoyo game sis that their writing is dogshit and they've tried their very best nothing to fix it.
>>570143336>Professional hitman vs varsity school kid
>>570143301
>>570143496I love her so much it's unreal!
>>570143025>he will never go backthe scene establishes that he could easily go back but doesn't want to. if they really wanted to put a nail into it they'd have him burn the schematics or something. if anything that scene is closer to foreshadowing that if it's really necessary he could become even stronger.
What if you had an incredibly powerful Ye Shunguang gf??
>>570143728Well she hates you for not telling her everything about your life
>>570143496I hate seeing this bitch happy
There is literally no good post with a Jane pic no matter the site. How does she do it?
>>570143028>I'm yet to hear how AI-generated sales charts affect my enjoyment of the game.Google search statistics is the metric that actually matters.
>>570143301>rolling on YSG>when Pyrois is free>when Pyrois doesn't need Ether Veil>when Pyrois lets me use NicoleNah.
>>570143884Rape
I prefer Google classroom reviews, personally
>>570143889Pornographic art material is the only metric that actually matters.*
>>570143836nah she forgave me and the papers are signed
>>570143647The only part of this post I agree with is that Mihoyo has bad writing, and oftentimes (though not always) bad dialogue as well.But it's a very important part.
>>570144107She chose NEPS over you btw
>>570144103based blue archive player
>>570144107The unnamed pubsec guy in the orange gordon freedom armor is a better cop than her
>go to local mom and pop gas station>grab some drinks and a snack>go up to register>cute girl I've never seen before>she's blushing before I've even said a word>ask she's new>ask if she has a boyfriend>blushing hard, smiling, looking down>yesEvery.... single.... time. Get the guts to ask, woman is obviously receptive and thinks I'm good looking too, they've got a boyfriend. Why? How? You ask most guys and they're single. How does this work?
faggots really think they will give billy any relevance after this
Is this nigga still in the writing team
>>570144107>Literally asks if you're willing to turn yourself in when you go to see her during Brilliant Wishes the first sentence
>>570144196nah I won
>>570144273I don't know how I can tell but I can tell you aren't a white person
>>570144285he's already with us in 3.0
>>570144285didn't they already show he's with us in Bongland?
>>570143301I already have her and her ball
>>570144326that's our codeword for sex at home
>>570144459I'm not SEA if that's what you're implying.
I like Billy but I didn't roll because I'm still mindbroken over Sumeru and Neuvillette, I'm sorry Tanakabros
>>570144656Amateur, I swore off rolling males when they killed Signora in favor of Scaradouce
Will salesfags still post about us flopping in a year? How about in two or three years? What does flopping even mean, if we continue to get content I enjoy how are we losing and how does it affect me?
>>570144285
actually i dont feel tormented at all
commanding officer Qingyi has ordered me to mating press and creampie
It's up.https://youtu.be/352NRYKFMKI?si=_NdZRJHL9p7QGoh3
Here's your Ye Shunguang gfQuestions?
>>570144656I like Billy and I rolled him. I'm also rolling for Lighter and Caesar whenever they rerun or get put into the store to use with him.
>>570144808they do it for reactions and to annoy you
>>570145010Yeah can you post without the face filter?
>>570144943Always kino
Are you looking forward to more Cissia?
>>570144808Salesfags don't care about the game. They're just here to dramafag.
>>570144273all it takes for a woman to find a boyfriend is to spread her legs, if they don't have one it's because they never even left their home, therefore you never had any chance to meet those in the first place
>>570145010i want to see art of billy piston fucking shungus
perchance
>>570145060Halfly based anon. I respect your efforts but true sovlbwos rolled them the first time already. Unless you started playing later or mean to roll for mindscapes of course
>>570145172I get that you have to shoot your shot because you never know, but like, do I just have to get lucky and hope she broke up with her boyfriend before she headed to work, but hasn't been on break yet to ask out on of her orbiters? Like damn, bro, when are you guys NOT taken?>inb4 just cuck someoneI'm not a piece of shit. Even if someone is gonna do evil, it doesn't have to be me.
>>570145163I'm not a redditor and don't enjoy quirk chungus characters so no, I'm not.
>>570143025The old veteran killer who lays down his arms and swears off killing, only to later be forced to pick them up again due to circumstances beyond his control is an extremely common cinematic cliche, anon.Even mentioning that Big Daddy had his old schematics is them leaving the door open to the possibility of Champion/Reaper Billy later.
Velina soon
>>570145265Troonaka...
/wuwa/ is laughing at us...
>>570145306I rolled Ellen at launch then saved everything for idols after they leaked since I wanted to 100% get them and their balls. I quit when Harumasa came out then started playing again before idols dropped.I got my Sanby, Orphie for my Sanby and I'm gonna get her Trigger. Got my Billy, gonna get Lighter and Caesar for him. I also want to get Vivian and Burnice since they're cute.
>>570145163Yes.
>>570142718Also Lighter and Banyue always draw when sparring and Lighter said he could never beat Billy. Therefore Billy > Lighter <==> Banyue.>>570142235For that reason Billy has to come before Banyue.
>randomguy from redditI'm 100% sure that randomguy is here.
>>570145621
>>570145393dude just use a dating site, the hardest part of finding a fuckbuddy is to build up the courage to *actually* approach the other sex, and you clearly got over that already so why make things harder for yourself?
>>570145867He's just someone who's very active in ZZZ subreddits. Of course if you see the about the game so much that you're looking for every crumb you can cry about you'll quickly find him.
>>570145928I don't want a fuck buddy, I want a girlfriend and eventual wife to be the mother of my children. Good women aren't on dating sites.
>>570145393>Even if someone is gonna do evil, it doesn't have to be me.I take it back. You're white, if not in skin then spirit.
>>570145773potmeetskettle
>Good women aren't on dating sites.Are you dumb?
>>570146413Good women don't exist irl
>>570146075Realest post in /zzz/ history.
>>570146075Well I hope you don't end up regretting this later.
>>570146514what about your mom?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=352NRYKFMKI
Would you date a Vivian Banshee?
>>570145841I feel like Banyue is handicapping himself and not unleashing all his killmoves in a sparring match, there's no way a normal guy like Lighter can match an actual terminator
>>570146647She divorced my dad, what do you think?
>>570146732Rape and eat
>>570146413My beloved Sparkle wife~>>570146732My beloved Vivian wife~
>>570146732I'd date anything with a biological pussy and a bmi under 28
>>570146413Good men and good women are all taken already. The only people on dating apps are bottom of the barrel rejects.
>>570146732You know what I like about Vivian? That mantle thing she wears. Like a jester's costume it just kind of hangs there
>>570146571Why did you reply to yourself
>>570146591Does any of that sleeping around really bring fulfillment? I'm sure it feels amazing in the moment, feels great even years later, but when you wake up one day and your bed is cold with you wishing someone was there to fill the empty space, can you really say it's worth it? I want lovey dovey, hand holding, full eye contact, missionary sex and hours of cuddles afterwards with long drives on the beach.
>>570146997The same applies to real life genius.
>>570146732yes if I was phaethonno otherwise because what's even the point
>>570146806right. and I assume you think your father has no blame in the matter
>>570145010A man can only dream of this
>>570147089>I'm sure it feels amazing in the momentI've had sex that left me just wishing I had jerked off
>>570146413If you're a woman on a dating site, you have to have multiple gigantic red flags, because men will eventually pull their standards down to 'Has Pulse and said Yes'.
>ugh no i won't use dating apps thats for losers>tries to hit on every female woman he sees hoping that they've just broken up with their boyfriends and haven't interacted with any male since then
>>570147089Why the fuck are you asking me? I'm a virgin lol. I'm talking about regret because I've missed many chances in middle/high school and it still haunts me to this day.
>>570147254Bro, why are you always trying to start shit with people by being an asshole? Why not do that shit on /v/?
>>570147225>'Has Pulse and said Yes'.We can go lower
>>570147254>every female woman
Anybody gonna play on Steam instead?
>>570147584I can't imagine who wouldn't play on Steam if he's on PC
>>570147549it's 2026
>>570147584nah
I miss the days when I was a kid and you made friends by insulting someone >example: kid A: ugly>Kid B: stupid>friends for years
>>570147254>every female woman you dropped this
>>570147385Well, as a not virgin, I'll tell you, it wasn't worth it. Fun in the moment, but now just a memory with nothing to show for it. If anything, I feel like I lost more than I gained. For the longest time, I felt dirty. I think guys should get their dick wet 1, maybe 2 times just so they've got a clue, but past that, it's just spiritual decay.
>>570147473obviously, but at that point it wouldn't really be "dating" anymore, would it?
>>570146732Dating Bibian and cucking her with less attractive girls.
>>570147628I don't see a particular reason to want to use Steam for it if I already have it installed.
>>570147628What's the benefit though?
>>570147584linuxfag here, i've been using a 3rd party client for a while now so when steam version is released i'll switch to that instead. also i can cash in my cs knives to buy shit from the shop so that's nice too.
>>570147584yeah, I've already pretty much stopped using the launcher
>>570147782Steam Wallet
>>570147584thats not the one with sound...
>can't beat manato Shiyu with Miyabi-Vivian-Yuzuha>Switch to Miyabi-Astra-Nicole>Won first tryH-How???Nicole is supposed to be just a 4 star...
>>570147254who are you quoting?
>>570147875Using a jap vpn on the top up center will always be better.
>>570147584no. I don't want my friends to know I play gacha slop.
>>570147950Nicole hides her powerlevel, Genshinplayer
>>570147875What's the benefit of that? I don't play games like CS:GO to trade items for money and I don't add funds to my steam wallet if it isn't to immediately spend it.
>>570148014Okay why not both then? Steam Marketboard works in both regions right?
>>570147950Brickbian is just garbage
>>570147774
>>570147950miyabi doesn't give a frick about what vivian gives her
Would you date a Ye Shunguang??
>>570147782>>570147801Tracking playtime. And you don't need another launcher on your PC.
>>570148014Jap VPN + Japanese Epic Games account = literally stealing money from Epic
>>570147847>linuxfag>my cs knives
Alice is pregnant again...
>>570148176The best part is she'll forgive you as many times as needed.
I was never able to find a free VPN that let me set my region to JP. all the recommended ones didn't let you actually choose a regionsad
>>570148289This. I'm doing it since they had the 20% Cashback event around New Year's. Hope they're doing one again this year
>>570148234HoYoplay is the most innocuous game launcher there is, I don't mind it, and I don't feel a need to track my playtime either.If there's a bonus for playing on steam, sure, but otherwise I don't see the point of switching over.
>>570148230Sure but I would piss her off so her evil side can come out and have rough sex with her
>>570148509
>>570148412lol i don't play anymore
>>570148509>her evil sidethat's literally not a thing anymore bro...
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>570148485just get mullvad for $5 a month
>>570148638I don't care, I liked her evil side more than her default
>>570148503It's not a bad launcher but you already have Steam installed, so why bother. And the bonus is, like already mentioned, tracking playtime. To me this is a very crucial feature. If I don't see how many hours I've played a game, it feels like I wasted my time with nothing to show for it. And on top of that you also get achievements.
>>570148485I think that's true, it's hard finding a free good one. I'm on a Proton unlimited plan anyway, for years now, so I use that
>>570148760but that's not an "evil" side thats her true self
>>570149041I thought it was the sword? it's been a while since I played her story
>>570148784Also Steam Points shop so ZZZ collectibles for your account and assuredly trading cards for ZZZ badges
>>570149160White was her suppressed emotions that didn't want anything to do with the QM Sword and wanted to live her own life.You probably think that they're related because they reused the model for the Qingming Realm
>>570149207If they're going the extra mile and do this I will kneel. Imagine a TV themed profile background VGH....
>>570149356Wait I can see Gong's poosey
>>570148485>>570148918I use this and it always works for me. https://www.umavpn.top/It searches free openvpn connections from Japan that are reasonably fast. You need to install an OpenVPN client, just follow the help guide.
>>570149312guess I gotta do it again, I coulda sworn it was the sword's "will" but that's been done before in other games so that mighta threw me off
>>570149160Funny enough, the sword has NOTHING to do with her split personalities. That's literally just something her and her brother can do because...they just can.
>>570149074replace bunny with anby and racoon with vivian
>>570149074Inceltrash
>>570149356flops...
>>570148784>It's not a bad launcher but you already have Steam installedAnd I also already have Hoyoplay installed, which is such a small simple launcher, it's less bothersome than re-installing ZZZ through Steam.>tracking playtimeMaybe, I don't feel the need for it, I don't care how many hours I've played a game, just the fact of playing a game is to waste time.>achievementsGachas on Steam don't have achievements, since they have achievements in-game.>>570149207Gachas on Steam also don't have point shops, badges or trading cards.If they did add those to Steam version ZZZ, then that could be a reason to switch over, but doesn't seem likely by looking at other gacha steam ports.
Goddammit the only thing I hate about having Astra is that I can't have another one on another team. She is just that good.
>>570149485>That's literally just something her and her brother can do because...they just can.i love how they never addressed this in any way
>>570149356*drags aria away*
>>570149553sunna mogs
>>570149546>Gachas on Steam don't have achievements, since they have achievements in-game.Why wouldn't they if the console versions have them as well?
>>570149774Ask them, just go look up the gachas that are already there.
Say something nice about my wife
>>570149896I respect her dedication to annihilating pags.
>>570149896her ears are cute
>>570149896ywnbaw troonaka
>>570149832Uma Musume has achievements.
>>570149896That one Alice blowjob video is probably the best ZZZ content
chadnaka and chadjanedoe plotting the downfall of /zzz/
>>570150485They don't have to do anything. They just need to go along as usual and our schizo would get mad at them lmao.
>>570150485you are trans
>>570150410That's more of an exception since Uma only released on PC through Steam.Most of the other gachas don't have them.
>>570150485you are based
>>570150485you think therefore you are
>>570150628I will laugh at you when we have achievements in a week. If you're right you won't hear from me ever again tho.
>>570150485funny how two literal whos buckbreak the wormschizo he can't stop thinking about them
>>570150229Fufu...?
>>570150438please post PLEASE or give me something, man
>>570150485This but unironically, imagine the general without xhem, manatotroon and benhomo
>>570150438I've seen some footjob videos that are really fucking nice
>>570150787where does this leave burnice
>>570150841It is kind of funny having him sperg out every waking moment over them
>>570149632Many such cases in zzz
LUCIA Elowen as well, right??
>>570150814Just telling you what I think, I'm not against ZZZ having them, would be happy if it did, just saying steam gachas generally don't. We already have HI3rd on Steam and it doesn't have achievements.
>>570150814But you win either way in this scenario can you really just do that?
Stupid sexy kot
>>570150438Is it better than this?https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=17698132&tags=promeia_%28zenless_zone_zero%29
>>570151096sex as well? sure
I love Shunko but I just can't stop thinking about her breasts. I have depraved sexual fantasies about them hooked up to a milking machine that extracts her sweet fox milk for my consumption while she moans softly with each pull.
>>570151115I wouldn't take anything from the steam release of HI3rd as a measure for ZZZ's because they completely fucked up by not allowing to use existing accounts.
>>570150859https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/2037/917b013d2afd91a75c5863e210e5a870.mp4
>porn slop
>>570151461
>>570151332This but the other unknown thiren.
cissia can you rerun soon I regret skipping you
>>570151121Truth is the game was rigged from the start
>>570151461This would be hotter if Yidhari was on model or at least didn't have ridiculously huge tits and if she jiggled like her body had weight. How people get off to these ragdoll jiggles is beyond me. It's like a water balloon getting raped.
>Norma is chain attack oriented>Sigrid is supposedly an attackerEve bros...will she finally get a dedicated set?
>>570151634Bwo she left a patch ago it will take some time
>>570151590That's obviously a swan thiren
look at these dorks
>>570151802imagine a set bonus that increases ice damage of chain attacks lol
>>570151846doing this to the sunna one
>>570151846Absolutely adorable!!
>>570151846I hate to admit that I'm honestly interested in spending.
CUMMING DEEP INSIDE OF
>>570151634She will likely rerun when the next electric agent comes out so probably really soon. This game loves oversaturating electric characters.
>>570151846I know Nangong is hiding a massive forehead under those bangs
>>570151846I failed to get the Sunna labubu from the concert maybe this can be a cope. Where get?
>>570152051Sarah.
>>570151461The sounding stuff is weird, don't see how this could feel good
alice is so cool
>>570152126they have an Amazon merch shop now. Before that you could some stuff on Aliexpress
>>570152051Aria
>>570152212
>>570152212many are saying this
>>570151634I expect she'll re-run with Severian 's banner, since they'll probably try to make them work together.
good afternoon /zzz/!
>>570152482Hello!!!
>>570152369I wish I had enough to get her engine back then. Have to cope with Fusion Compiler now.
>>570152482
>>570140447we like cool men here
>>570151891You jinxed it...
>another Shiyu ConquererE-Easy h-ha ha *collapses*AaaaaaaaPyrois and Velina and Remielle better be good...I can barely clear bwos...
>>570152287
>>570152595trvke
>>570152595>could have gotten murderous demon mode Billy>instead we get... just normal Billy Oh come the fuck on.
random kid LOVE
>>570151590Angel milk. From the most milkable agent.
yees saarvoid hunter billy saaarsbilly 2 we want saaari love cuckporn
holy crap they're combining...imagine how cool their fusion will be!
>>570152846I like Starlight Billy because he's regular Billy but moreso.
>>570152943
>>570151846I'm to squeeze the Sunna
>>570152482Destroy the child
>>570152846Who would want that? It wouldn't be Billy if he wasnt goofy
so fuarkin COOL
>>570152969I honestly can't tell who this is supposed to be.
>>570152482*flatspins into an abandoned mineshaft*
>>570152947yo that ain't Rina
>>570152693*happy washing machine beep noises*
Dialyn b
>>570153378
>>570152961I don't think I have gone a single day without hearing about NTR or cuckporn in a long while.Maybe this is poison for the soul...
>>570152553Holy crap how'd she get so smallDid nangong do this
>>570153209How do you take pics like this?
>>570153684That may have been from one of the photo events.
>>570152260Huh, not seeing this stuff on Amazon
real zzz fans skip slop hunter banners though
>>570152784You made any new stuff recently?
>>570154079I'm not that guy. Do you have the first one he did where he domes Sunna in the bathroom or something like that?
Your response??
I finally managed to full S rank a shiyu defence. I was stalled on the first room barely able to break 22k but apparently all it took was putting alice's weeping gemini from M3 to M5.
Your favorite agent? They've been sweating all day and wants you to sniff their MASSIVE unwashed bush
>>570154203japanese tanuki "racoon dogs" are known for their profoundly large and physically robust testicles.In japanese mythology, Tanuki's have testicles so large they often dwarf the rest of their body. They are impervious to injury and often used by the Tanuki to bar passage down a road or into a cavern.
Velina+Remi+Burnice. No other team can beat this level of sexo
>>570154089im not brown
>>570153591Just Aria things!
>>570154413time to have my brain destroyed by void hunter pheromones
>>570154089>you couldn't get the numbers uppost your roster full of m6s to show that you practice what you preach and "get the numbers up" for the characters you like
>>570154441
>>570154907GUH
>>570149074Yuzuha would say it out loud
wtf someone told me ramiel will have a whole new element so it seems we will get 2 new elements in 3.x? or is it just a special flavor of an existent element like mibs, shungs and shifu?
>>570154907
>>570149519My bad, I'll replace the girls with wormano next time fo you
>>570154465
>>570155198Wind and Lumen are both entirely new elements, rather than variants of existing elements.
>>570154907I-I can see her cunt and pubes...
Saw some people discussing possible Nekos...and no one addresses how dog shit her additional passive is. It might be the worst in the game
>>570154160Yeah but I'm workposting so check back later
Her problem?
>>570155502>It might be the worst in the gameanton's doesn't get activated in his bis team
>>570154578Hmmm the hand projector in her final design is flush with her hand instead of jutting out like this. Interesting
>>570155539Needs dick
>>570155638I dont play Anton but wouldnt his best team be post nerf Rina+Cissia/Trigger
Will all these people that uninstalled during the billy banner come back for 3.0?
>>570155539>Doesn't have her slave stampLarper hands drew this
>>570155431any info on her role?
>>570155969anton is unplayable without abusing his qa drillhis bis is astra + nicole/dialyn/sunnarina might be up there after buffs though
>>570155519I wonder what she looks like when she's getting the poison out for 6 hours straight.What's her browser history like?
>>570156507Wholesome vanilla at the start and intense guro by the end
>>570156507>What's her browser history like?>phaeton naked>proxy phaethon naked>wise proxy naked>random play owner naked>awefkawpefkawef>penis
>>570156983not guro exactly but I still feel seen.>>570157108kek, probably found some Belle nudes in there
>>570156507I imagine it would be like Kyoshika from Hundred Line, just masturbating with her sword.
Any good ZZZ guro artists?
>>570157108She would stumble upon Vivian's tumblr
>>570156257Remielle is Anomaly. She wants two other Anomaly agents in the team and is basically an Orphie-style "DPS role but functionally a support" judging by what we know so far. She's almost certainly going to replace Yuzuha.
>>570157318Check Pixiv under 'sexy punishment' but we're of course the lesser of the big three Hoyos so it probably won't be much
WHAT if you had a DIALYN gf???
>>570157108Brown hands typed this
What would this thread be like without the bot spam
>>570157484>hey babe can we use the portals in bed again
>>570157461I seen decapitated Vivian. Also there's a lot of animated 3d stuff
>>570157448Anomaly or Faction members, which we don't know who that will consist of besides the obvious of Merc Company leader and Vilk
>>570157535nigga almost all of us are brown here
>>570157484>be grateful I have such a hardworking wife>have her bath drawn and dinner hot and ready for her when she gets home>take off her shoes and rub her feet>rub her shoulders>listen to her complaints as she listened to others'>kiss the top of her head and hold her close at night to drown out the voices of the dead with a heart that beats for her and her alone
>>570157624explain why
>>570157484Am I Banyue?
But how strong is Hoshimi Miyabi REALLY?
Would you complain if Cissia lived with you?
>>570157484Will she let me touch butthole?
>>570157810Based
Aria is a SLUT that walks around NAKED at all times
>>570157586There was a decapitated Yanagi that used to get posted here a lot
>>570157624Sir /vmg/ is the next board over
>>570158116She's really quick and extremely deadly with Tailless, can also do anime shit like running across buildings in mid air, but she was cock blocked by regular as hand cuffs. If you can grapple her, she's toast.
>>570158205Don't call my wife a slut, she's just dumb and has poor social skills
>>570158401>easily manhandled foximagine
https://poal.me/9dpt5ihttps://poal.me/9dpt5ihttps://poal.me/9dpt5i
is orphie's ball good for anyone else?
>>570158469Oh yeah? Then explain why she doesn't wear any clothes!!!!! CHECKMATE ATHEIST!!!!
>>570156507>mating_season mating_press on_bed talking holding_another's_leg erection penis bite_mark smile
>>570158401>she was cock blocked by regular as hand cuffsshe wasn't. she just allowed herself to be arrested because it was technically legal and it would allow her to gather information.she straight up just pulls the handcuffs apart when sarah revealed she was actually dangerous.
Why are female agents so horny
>>570158662there's a criminal lack of content in which characters are in mating season/heat/rut and have lost access to their higher mental faculties in favor of becoming a creature of pure sexual purpose.
>>570158792wise's pheromones are too strong
>>570156356Does anyone have a good guide for Eve combos that dont involve quick swapping?
>>570158831true, need thirens in heat
>>570158659She assumed the frills and ribbons were enough. She doesn't realize how sinful her body is
It's not that *Wise is me*, but *I am Wise* while playing Zenless Zone Zero.
>>570157484I would become the house husband
>>570158940>that dont involve quick swappingwah? her kit is optimized around quick swap and chain cancel/manual chain thoughever
>>570158757Yeah, I didn't notice that. She actually broke them like they weren't even there. I just remembered Sarah, peace be upon her, unsheathing Tailless without a fight and figured she wasn't capable of stopping her from doing it. Turns out Miyabi was being retarded. Okay, nevermind, you're not raping Miyabi. She'll punch a hole through your chest like Promeia.
you would have too cook and clean for dialyn every single day thoand listen to her YAP
>>570157484SMASH HERSMASH HERSMASH HER
>>570159352The thermodynamics of Dialyn's ring are best not interrogated...If she can pass items through without retracting them then she can solve world hunger, the energy crises, and replicate rare earth metals.
>>570159227Quick swapping gives me anxiety, I just do defensive assists and the EX dodges to fill her bar faster
Need to get him pregnant.
>Quick swapping gives me anxiety
there's no content and we will get 2 new elements in 3.x so i started a new f2p acc and 1.x was actually very good
>>570159531so uh.. do you just watch and stare at the full chain animation down to the final finger snap...
>>570159493That's nice, but she instead could crush your skull with her enhanced thunder thighs
>>570159493They'd probably be made of Ether, not solid usable matter.
>>570159493>use giant penis to cum >cum is made from etherSo uh what now
>>570159958screenshots?
>>570159267Those things are already rewarding enough on their own. Cooking for her would probably be fun if anything.>and listen to her YAPI don't think this is an issue for the Dialyncord
>>570160383CUTE
>>570160416>interacting with a known schizo
>>570159834Kinda based.>>570159531Just start the Held basic and swap to your stunner like a normal person.
>>570159958Only one throwing those tantrums is you. You really should ask him to pay rent for all that empty space in your head.
tanaka and cool men won
>>570159834....I shouldnt be doing that?>>570160673My stunner is Fufu, so she doesnt really care for being on field
Banyue Shifu should I have intercourse with Xiao'Zhao or will she die from human sized sex
>>570160867Oh no. You have no stunner to swap to.You should always be doing something while Evelyn is chain attacking. It doesn't take long so just swap to Foof and EX is probably a huge improment already.
>>570160978
>>570158156She would improve my life a lot even with her demand for snacks
>>570161142Isn't that like at least 30% of their length. If we upscale a rabbit to 1 meter tall monster, she should be able to take human cock no problem.
>>570161270
>>570161142I imagine Banyue has this quote printed and laminated after being asked a couple of times
>>570161142phew just enough space
>>570161951
Thiccyue
You would be okay with killing Zhao with your penis. Admit it!
>cissia can smell the cum inside your ballskinda hot
>>570162047Now I understand why these tiny South East Asian "men" are afraid of Banyue even if he doesn't exist and is a robot.
>>570162292If you by killing you mean slaying her pussy, yes.
>>570162047GYATT
>>570162292Seven inches won't kill her.
>>570162375More Asians should just lift more.
It really pisses me off when the thread just stops for no reason.
hey FUCK you
>>570162945
Jesus, you can just spend 3$ and get an account with any fucking agent you want.Yeah, it'll be level 5, but still.3$ for SAnby and its 20 pulls away from guaranteed Orphie?Deal.
>>570162371True
https://files.catbox.moe/b2ye84.jpg
>>570163090
I, alone, will save the Thymefield bloodline from extinction
>>570163015you can get banned for this. or the pag that sells it can recover it if he feels like it.
>>570162995Phenomenal camera work on this makes me laugh
so fucking sick of worms man
>>570163489Gaoh Ryuki...
>>570163489Then maybe you outta wriggle your way outta this thread...
>>570163695All the bald(ing) ojii-sans itt will NEVER get to feel this
>>570163578kek based
i just wanna see that boy struggle with phone billand the light bill
>>570162778The ritualposters start to prepare for a new thread so they can get that first position.We just need to make a new thread now.
nah this nigga is crazy bro
>>570163578stealing this gif
Remielle has the most powerful boobs in this game, even if she isn't actually the biggest
>>570164260Rem got nothing on Belle.
>>570164260I hate how we're probably not going to get the black outfit as an alt now that we know she's part of the summer event.
>>570164167It's 472. I don't get my shit prepped until 700.
I want to please this kitty
>>570164341Leakfags said the black outfit is free on top of her paid skin
>>570164260Nah, that's Shifu, hands down. Boob slings are too vicious. Can't be beat. Especially with her Temu cosplay ass outfit.
>>570164605Agreed, Shifu love!
>>570164475Fucking based if true
>>570163695wisepags are so cringe
>>570163489Have you visited a doctor? Do you even have those? Perhaps you should avoid swimming in your local rivel filled with shit and trash in the future.
The fat FUCKPost her
>>570164808You lost
>>570164808I think it's kinda cute even if it's wildly out of character and obviously non-canon.
>>570165009
>>570164475>Leakfags*Discord screenshot from literal who
>>570164167Nigga there's like 2 actual ritualposters but both of them do vye for first comment yes
>>570165358
Hey there everyoneI'm black and I like Jane Doe
>>570165530wuwa would never have sexy hags like this
How was Soldier 11 sidelined even in Seed's story where Obol Squad plays a big role as her family? Why? Why did Waifei tell Harin to fuck off?
>>570165607That whole season was a clusterfuck. I'd love to a fly in that office seeing how they had to flounder around trying to rework the game and story.
>>570165606Does that matter somehow, pajeet? It makes no difference what the inferior game has or has not.
>>570163578MY FVARKIN HERO
>>570165115All female x wise pairings are never out of character, this is literally a fact.
Whatever happened to the Anti-VH robot pilot? Did he died?
>>570165607It's SEED's story and they couldn't give her a prominent role without bloating the shit out of the story. S11 already got some time with Anby's story reviously too. What else do you want?
ChibiJaneDoe is fucking dead.
>>570165982Some character development instead of "it is i harin i am here and absent-minded for a few lines bye"
Is Yuzuha flat?
>>570165971Literally consumed by Phaethon and turned into nutrition
>>570165569Opinion on this?
>>570165746This is her sole contribution to Seed's story.... Is this flanderization?>>570165982I don't know, the same shit everyone else got? Give her a couple lines showing how she support Seed as a friend. It wouldn't have bloated her story in the slightest. Especially compared to the usual word salad we get.
>>570166091What's worse was they slapped on last minute that she was the one sending the texts that made Seed think Seed Sr was alive
>>570166149Sorry gweilo state mandated shungus wife needed all development time
>>570166146Typical leftoid bullshit where they try to be subversive and ruin the stuff people like for literally no fucking reason. Just to see shit burn. People want their gacha characters to be for (You). Why would you do this unless you're just an asshole?
did anyone tell seth we are proxies
>>570165607>Seed's agent story concludes with the lesson that it's fine to no longer coddle her, she should face the truth and will have the support of her squad>in the same patch the squad colludes with Anby to train together and purposefully exclude Harin because ahh it's kinda not convenient right now, in order to have story context to just a combat trial showcase>''Ohh, so you really don't know what's going on...''
>>570166145Belle vore...
>>570165883>it's a male love game all characters love the main characterNope, you'd understand it if you'd ever interacted with people.
>>570166145Isn't that their first instance of Wise/Belle killing someone personally then? Feels like that should be a bigger deal
>>570165746zzz story may not be the best, still some gems here and there unlike w*wa
>>570166449shut the fuck up chibijanedoebilly flopped
>>570165530I love sexy hags so much it's unreal
>>570166449>all characters love the main characterIt's true
>>570145010Can I trade her for a different one?
>>570166765Except Zhu...she hates you now...why didn't you tell her?
Where does Cissia sleep in the video store?
>>570167009her boyfriend's room
>>570167009Belle's couch in her room
>>570166604It was out of their control and he was an enemy. Only Belle would care
>>570165607>How was Soldier 11 sidelined even in Seed's story>>570166149>This is her sole contribution to Seed's storyso you just speed read past the part where it was revealed that she was the one sending texts to Seed as Seed Sr>Soldier 11: Seed has mentioned him many times... He must be someone really important to her.>Soldier 11: Whenever Seed is feeling down, Seed Sr. and I chat with her.>Magus: Hold up, what does that mean?>Soldier 11: What's wrong? Everyone's been feeling down after the military supplies went missing. Especially Seed, she wouldn't say a word.>Soldier 11: So I dug out his old phone. And not long after, she started cheering up... Yep, so that worked!
Anby pee in my mouth
>>570166712No one asked you, turbo incel. You need to stop embarrassing yourself in here all the time.>>570166765Okay true, loving as a friend is love too.
>>570165406That's not it, I like to post early but I'm not rushing for 1st, is a bit silent because there's just not much to post about.We're in the "waiting for next patch" time period.
>>570166020Noooooooo!
>>570167226 That's who I'm playing so...
>>570157484I would turn her into a stay at home mother.
>>570165406When do I become an actual ritualposter?
>shipfaggotry is largely kept to the minimum >males are irrelevant and only ever get the rare pity banner with subpar units>constant barrage of highly sexualized women >despite this, zzz still has to deal with the vile homo locust audience that gayshin fagpact cultivatedGenshin was a mistake.
>>570167009Under my dick
>>570167353All female characters in zzz are in love with MC. Play wuwa or genshin if you enjoy the cuckchair that much.
>>570167274Nigga, you're the speed reader. That comes AFTER the screen shot I posted. As >>570166256they just threw that shit in last minute which was pretty lame. Shut the fuck up and go argue about sales numbers SEA monkey. >Hey, remember, Harin is Spicy Noodles girl!!!!
>>570167419Man you monologue a lot. You'd look less retarded if you didn't compulsively seethe about 2.6 (which was both kino and saved the game btw). Anyway you're trans.
>>570167651Who invited the skinlet?
ZZZ can't have an ML enviroment because Belle is the canon MC.
>>570167740But they fucking arent. They must've made some mistakes because they wrote some characters with other traits than "liking the MC".
>>570167651Chacracter like wormano is attracting troonies. At least that faggot is dead in S3.
>>570167740The men are also in love with MC unfortunately
manato be like>damn yuzuha u fine but why this zesty nigga wise looking at me like a piece of meat?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4GmbhzVaZkdid you at least like the Failume Heights music
>>570167873>MLuse the word harem you african troglodyte
>>570168137No...
>>570168058Fortunately not true either. You're their BRO and homie, their nigga, lift buddy and a close friend.
>>570167394Eh you're right, I saw your orbiter post before you a couple days ago but sarahschizo makes it known he's going for it
>>570168137Yes
>>570168137One of the songs that plays during the nighttime is really comfy honestly.
Dude.... stop....
>>570168303How would Belle be their brother? Only men can be bros
got a GOD tier disc
>>570167741just because events or dialog happen after other events or dialogue doesn't make them half assed or rushed. You're completely ignoring the contextualization and S11's established character. sending texts as Seed Sr without any fanfare or desire to be recognized for it is exactly what S11 would do, Seed still recieving texts from Seed Sr is woven through the whole story, and revealing it was S11's doing after the fact is what is called a "surprise payoff"
>>570167594When you consistently post within the first 15 posts over a period of 3 months minimum, I can't really name any other trve ritualposters
>>570168137That one song I hear when I run from Soulless china coffee to Twenty to shitty dog is kinda banger.
Give me the pros and cons of both.I have Sanby, I'm like 18 pulls away from guaranteed limited banner.Which is going to work better long term, Silly or Orphie?Just give me the brass tacks and speak to me like a little faggot boy just trying his best.
>>570168435Give me a fucking stat reroller that let's me chance a substats enhancement to a different substat
>>570168327>you HAVE to kill EVERYONE in the hollow or your code will delete itself!Hopefully S4 is the NEDF Destruction arc
>>570168447No, it's half assed and rushed because it's a crucial plot element just thrown in with no build up. Even if it makes sense for Soldier 11 to do that, it's still lame and narratively unsatisfying, especially with how fucked up it is to impersonate someone's dead father through text. There was no pay off to this, it was just thrown in at the last second with no fanfare, just>Oh yeah, I'm here, that was me.
>>570167953>But they fucking arentWrong
>>570168557Orphie is better for Sanby, if that's what you're asking. Unfortunately Sanby and Silly don't work well together since they're both DPS.
>>570168761>especially with how fucked up it is to impersonate someone's dead father through textalso something harin wouldn't think twice about>it's still lame and narratively unsatisfying,says you, and last I checked you're not the final arbitrator on storytelling. just because you personally don't like how it was handled doesn't mean it was handled badly or "obviously" thrown in at the last minute
>>570169204It's not something Harin would think about, but it would certainly get SOME kind of reaction out of anyone if they were holding on to hope it was their dad. Even if Seed says she kinda guessed something was up and was just lying to herself the whole time, it's still boring to have it be brushed off. >I'm not the arbiter on storytelling And neither are you cocksucker. Funny how opinions work. We all can have them. Blow it out your ass.
>>570169504Third party here. I think you're the arbiter of storytelling because your opinion is closer to mine.
>>570168137It was ok, not nearly as good as 6th street
>>570169204It was handled kinda badly though.Maybe the writers thought they were kinda slick with it, just like they thought Yixuan solving every problem effortlessly was kinda slick until they had to remove her for all stories because there would be no story with her around.
>>570169681That's just, like, our OPINION, MAAAAN.
obol squad will be redeemed when we start doing hollow suppression ops in season 6 and dark wall suppression in season 8
Senior Fufu...please *coughs* help me...
*farts**dies*
obol squad will be redeemed when they release a harin noodle eating asmr on dlsite
>>570169504>your position:soldier11's sole single contribution was "lel funny noddles girl" <screenshot> see? this is shit and dumb and half assed and was clearly thrown in last minute>my position: that's not true, she played a pivotal role in the story as she was the one behind one of the big mysteries in the story, <direct quotes from the text> and her actions are supported by her known character traitsyou are seething and making blatantly incorrect claims about her contributions, I am basing my position on established behaviour with evidence form the story her role was bigger than you claim. I am literally more correct about the story than you are which makes my take on it stronger and more reasonable.
Wait, the last bit of text at the end of Seed's story... could it be???
>>570170015seed no, it's going to sound like she's sucking a dick
>>570170196
>>570170196*imageoffufu*
>>570170178 I'm not arguing with you about my opinion on the story. Didn't read, shut the fuck up.
Orphie buffs when?
How do I divorce Shungus
>>570170249
>>570170518Make her use the Qingyi Sword and forget your marriage.
Checking Alice for breast cancer
>>570170496Orphie potential added with her getting her agent story, trust the plan(what I wish would happen)
>>570170629Robots can't pregnant, anon
>>570170298Um, bro? We were holding on to Seed Sr's phone..... Who sent that reply?
I heard Rina got buffed. What changed?
>>570170773Everything.
seed watching bill nye the science guy at random play
ZZZ has by far the worst music out of any gacha. How can it have 0 remarkable osts in 2 years
>>570170705I'll check multiple times to confirm.
>>570170741Oh yeah, I remember now. Honestly I just wanted to post a picture of Harin, I didn't think too hard
You lose your rights when a void hunter claims you
>>570170705That's what she thought. She was wrong.
>>570166604Ehh might have already been dead once the Agent trio beat it. Though devouring the corpse probably should still freak them out.
Having blown loads in Aria, Intelligent Constructs can 100% get pregnant
Yuzuanal
>>570170930>the fic where Miyabi systematically hunts down the female cast of ZZZ to claim Wise>she kills a couple>no woman is allowed near Wise and keeps distance out of fear>Wise is invited to the Hoshimi residence and gets raped by Miyabi>that fucking epiloghttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/66295873/chapters/221770616
>>570170705Manifestation and aura is canon because all hoyo stories are loosely based on daoist beliefs and themes. If you can't fuck a robot pregnant it just means you're too closeminded.
>>570171330with GODmano
>>570170629Hot. Now imagine her trying to request time off for her pregnancy and it's denied or wholesale ignored because nobody believes her so she has to continue pulling overtime with Zhu while trying to plan a new life with you at the same time. Both of you are stressed out but so happy this is happening, Qingyi feels alive for the first time in many years, feels like she's something more than a glorified bangboo even if NEPS won't acknowledge it Now imagine she gets hit by an EMP during a raid on a Hollow gang's hideout and takes some hard blows while she's defenseless. She feels like something is wrong but can't explain it because she's never felt anything like this before. Eventually she gets it checked out after hiding this feeling from you, so that you wouldn't worry. The damage caused a miscarriage. The mental fatigue and settling of reality undoes Qingyi, she can't concentrate, can't work, can't do anything but sob and grieve that her future was so heartlessly changed like this. Nothing you do helps her and she starts hating herself for pushing you away with her own grief.Sevarian has her maintenanced and reset eventually, to stop her from being stuck in this repetitive sorrow that effects her work as an officer. She doesn't remember any of it now, acts as if those months of preparation and joy and anxiety and dreaming she spent with you never happened. The Qingyi of then is good and gone now. Zhu of course doesn't notice anything amiss.
>>570171052We know, Sunna
Normu love
>>570171649
Having blown multiple loads in Rina, hags cannot get pregnant after 30
>>570171843Explain the feeling this image conveys
>>570171649Stopped reading halfway in, just make another babby with her
>>570171649What's the excuse they use to basically kill Qingyi repeatedly? She's a citizen, right?
>>570171412Yeah hi I did this to a red headed train navigator and she fucking died???
BILLYS WONDERFUL AND JUST THE RIGHT DURATION BANNER IS SUPPLEMENTING MY HYPE FOR 3.0
Having babies with ye and living the happiest life!
Would Cissia be a bad mother because she lacks the skills, or great mother because she doesn't wasn't her kid to grow up like she did?
Think of an agent...Got it?You're TRAPPED with them in the BACKROOMShow do things go???
>>570172129I dont remember if Qingyi passed the test or not but NEPS doesn't give a fuck. They reset her regularly just because nobody calls them on it and they've done it to actual citizen ICs while trying to solve the Youkai problem. They were planning to wipe Aria too if Nangong hadn't pulled a gun
>>570172682Idk what that is but I have sex with Burnice repeatedly
>>570172720You know what, maybe TOPS isn't so bad....
>>570172519She stinks
>>570172682i'm sure we can figure this out somehow
>>570172569A good mum and wife
>>570172682Promeia leaves me while wandering around looking for an exit. I try desperately to keep up, but she really isn't too interested. One the hunger and thirst set in, she leaves me entirely searching for a way out. I die wondering if she did. She dies forgetting I even existed.
I hunger for it, a sound webm of https://x.com/ZZZ_JP/status/2064561948235010050
>>570172817Nangong might be a conspiracy theory or some shit because she verbatim says NEPS has permanently changed every IC they investigated despite being citizens and even Sunna called them murderers
>>570140447Nice cuckge zookeks.
>>570173032>
>>570173032thanks, you too
>xhe is still baking cuckthreads early to "own the chuds"
>>570171631>Please draw a greedy NicoleOxymoron
Season 3 better have at least ONE scene of each Sunbringer being cute with a Bangboo.Lolibringer 100% willTeenbringer probably will tooAdultbringer is required though, I want the gap moe
>>570173226based yurixister
>>570172682>Billy Well at least he has a gun I can borrow to kill myself with if we don't find a way out before I starve
Grace Howard
>>570173415Meant for>>570173175
>>570173602
>>570173602Kill
>>570173602Sweaty feet and tits
>>570173602has become a caricature of herself
>>570173602DOUBLE REPPUKEN
>>570173825Wdym?
>>570173602Owes me sex.
>>570173602Jumping into a hollow while channeling a specially prepared daoist ritual in order to guarantee reincarnation into the body of a bangboo with a sense of smell so that I can begin working at Belobog Heavy Industries and purposefully get injured while not wearing my standard issued safety helmet so that I can finally huff Grace Howard's fat sweaty tits while in a fugue state as she scrambles to save me and comfort me.
>>570173902RAGINGU SUTOOMU
>>570173951I will never associate a sexy female character with trannies you demented faggot
>>570173951Rent free
is the monkey shadow boxing again
Release the Grace files
https://x.com/al_7xyz/status/2064399391562121330Snek
Bros we need to shitpost more in the /wuwa/ thread, we lost too much izzat with last month's sales.
>>570174143That you would even type this this, shitpost or not, reveals a deep need for you to see a therapist
>>570174712I'm not bumping your dead general. Get lost.
>>570173905She has become completely one minded in her robot lust, everything else has been deleted from her mind like she touched the Qingming sword. And her robot lust has now reached the point where she's stalking Aria and has developed a sixth sense for Robots that appear human.
Hoshibi Mibibi
>>570174892
>>570174791Please do not talk to this rage baiter. You can always tell his dumbass because he doesn't capitalize the first letters in his posts. There's like 2, maybe 3 of them like that, but you don't lose out on much ignoring someone like that.
>>570174816You just bumped it though?
>>570174791>t. Pedojeet
Buffs?
Holy cringe
>>570175216
How do I ask Velina to be my gf
>starts screeching about trannies unpromptedTrolling outside of /b/ is against the rules
>>570175367You can't. You can watch as another man has his way with her though.
>>570175367Ask again in a week when we know what her personality is besides "Cheeky oh ho ho that knows more than she lets on"
>>570175545OUGH OUGH OUGH
>>570175453>saar don't call me out saar
>>570175709what if Yanagi doesn't want to OUGH, ever thought about that, you filthy LIBERAL???
every time I come here this sperg is tantruming and screaming.all day every daydoesnt even take breaks to play videogames or consume any media or even cook.24/7 shitposting loser
>you awaken all of a sudden out of nowhere one night>find yourself blindfolded and and your ankles bound by rope>suddenly you get tugged to your knees by a leash around your neck>blindfold gets yanked off>you look up and see Vivian seated on an armchair looming over you>she's totally bare, butt naked and has that demented look in her eyes>she spreads her legs and tugs the leash again, pulling your head between her thighs>gives you this look>"Eat your fill."Would you call for help or obey?
I just finished the prologue and would like to know who I should grab from the selector, also will the new unit coming out soon be worth the roll?
Time to give him a heart attack 2.6
>>570175973I refuse.
>>570176035I suddenly want to hug sunna
>>570175973I'm emotionally overwhelmed and have a seizure, falling into her lap and going fucking crazy on her cunt completely automatic mode, out of my control entirely. And then I die or something I guess, I don't know what happens after someone has a massive seizure
>>570175973This won't hold R&E back actually
>>570175973She didn't bind my hands. I judo throw her over my shoulders and tie her with the leash and then tell Belle to get the spray bottle to discipline her.
>>570175978Velina will be the only Wind agent for a bit, but she looks great and fits well into team comps. Alsoooooo~~~ click my referral link pretty please!Free poly included to help you on your journey! Just reach Inter Knot level 10!My invitation code: GUZ6CV8M2KJoin the Zenless Zone Zero Version 3.0 Return Event to earn up to 340 Polychromes and get a chance to win game consoles, figures, and merch! Return to the game or register and link an invitation code to claim Polychrome ×60!https://hoyo.link/E0T2fpjgC?s_c=GUZ6CV8M2K
>>570176035flopped bigly
>>570176374I SKIPPED LUCIA AND I SKIPPING YOUR LINK
>>570176035..was pretty good compared to Yunkui Summit patches, even if we actually went back to the temple to rub it in Fufu's face that were not actually coming back.
Friendly reminder, screaming about loli, wise harem and spamming wormano thread are not improving wormilly sales.You lost
Lucia bush
>>570176639So why you spamming about wormano then if it does nothing?
>>570176515That's not something a faithful companion would say.
>>570176374it says that there is a type in your link anon but I would be happy to use it
>>570176845It's time, girls KILL HER
>>570176870What? If Mihoyo themselves are fucking up my link, I can't do anything about it.My invitation code: GUZ6CV8M2KJoin the Zenless Zone Zero Version 3.0 Return Event to earn up to 340 Polychromes and get a chance to win game consoles, figures, and merch! Return to the game or register and link an invitation code to claim Polychrome ×60!https://hoyo.link/E0T2fpjgC?s_c=GUZ6CV8M2K
>>570175973Not Shungus? I shan't.
What are we talking about next thread?
>>570176905>they end up having sex with Grace instead
>>570175973I've already ejaculated
>>570177180awice
>>570177180Pulchra
>>570177205NOO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO END HER TYRANNY AND KILL HER NOT MAKE ME HORNY
>>570175973Not Yidhari? I shan't.
Holy shit, how many posts just got deleted? We dropped from like 710 to 680.
>>570177385for real, I watched it all collapse in real fucking time.
HOLY FUCKING DELETED LMFAO
Norma bush
>>570177557in the shape of a bangboo
>>570177180Dialyn!
>>570175973Not Cissia? I shan't.
We're saved!
I'm never rolling anything but VH's and maybe their premium teams from reruns after Foof got rugpulled by Diashit
>>570177180The logistics of where New Eridu sources it's food
what's happening I just got here
>>570177180Normas cooking skills
mods = gods
>>570154763>>570153802>>570154089>>570173226>Samefags himself>Posts wuwer sales>Spams idpol and calls aria a train.
>>570175973Rape and eat
>R&Eanon catching strays but keeps trying
>>570177531Jesus I feel bad for the innocent shungusfags
Look who got banned.
why can't we sell as much as wuthering?
>>570177017I figured it out anon, I'm too low of an inter-knot level
>>570177978It's fine, we're used to it
>>570177986They hated him because he was telling the truth
>he immediately ban evades
>>570177986>Chungus's biggest defender
>>570175973Not Yixuan? No deal.
>>570178035Right, right. They want me to introduce you to the game and then come begging with my code. Well, it shouldn't take too long. Have fun playing! The game's got it's ups and downs, but as someone who wouldn't give a Chink game the time of day before, I'm glad I eventually picked this up.
>>570177938>>570177986Rape and eat guy is the anti-idol schizo or am i reading that wrong?
>>570178179I'm pretty sure he got caught in the crossfire for spamming
>>570177180The lack of British accents on Roscalifer
>>570178179They just got deleted at the same time. From an outside looker R&E anon isn't exactly posting quality. We connoisseurs know better, of course.
How much more evidence do we need that 80% of our shitposts are one person. The guy saying he would eat Bibi WAS the schizo. He just never stops posting
>>570177774mental illness of the highest order: a day ending in 'y' on /vg/
>>570177660He's asking too much, Zhu Yuan plant this weed in the back of his truck and say he was reaching for a gun when questioned
>>570178303I've always wondered what kind of sad retard spends his days like that
>the shungus schizo>the anti-idol schizo>the t*naka-obsessed schizo>the remielle shill>the wuwa shillthese were all the same fucking guy
>>570178303Stupid foof. They are both here most of the day. This would have happened several times over in these thread purges if it were the same guy. Just bad timing
>>570178282JP Twitter translates it as "Los Kalifa" which I find funny since it sounds like Los Angeles or California combined but it's brittain apparently
>ur a schizo if you think its just one guy>its just one guy
>now the delusiontranny needs to stalk Rape and Eat anon to get revengeHeh
>>570178139Well I come from NTE and its alright for a sidegame to Genshin. I didn't really like any of the units outside of a handful and only one of them got any screentime.
>>570177986Truly a monkey moment
>>570178471Kek
>>570178473Ban evasion is against the rules anon
>>570178392Wow. I always thought it was at least 3 different assholes acting up for attention but this is shocking
>>570178392Yeah I noticed that a long time ago. Too lazy to compile but yes its just an extremely angry wujeet spamming for months. He coped by saying he also plays ZZZ.
>>570178728I mean it's possible it's two or three retards who all got banned at the same time, but I dunno.
>>570178662Whats the default "this fag is ban evading" report reason?
>Almost every salespost was one poster>Every half the wuwa falseflags were him>Every complaint about Idols was him>Every /pol/ schizo post was him>Every Shungus post was samefagged by himThings we already knew
>>570178850Lol stay here for a week and you will think different
>hes already trying to damage control It's over bro just go back to wuwa you overplayed your hand
>>570178887spamming/flooding and offtopic when he uses buzzwords or /pol/ schizobabble
Testing
>>570178887Ban evading used to be an offense but they stopped enforcing it in march or april when they let that one schizo with around 30 permas off the hook.
Monkey Status?
>>570178471for real. I wish we got thread IDs to make it more glaringly obvious. actually so I could just filter the ID>>570178392>>570178764He shat up the wuwa thread too. He's the cuckoldfag and MLschizo and yurischizo
dialyn: f**tjob technician
>>570179185>>570179185>>570179185
black tier ass schizo gets doxxed and our retard sperg gets 100+ posts deleted revealing almost all the shitposting is one angry brownbeautiful month
>>570179075Honestly you could swap Zhao out for Dialyn. Sunna already provides Veil.
>>570175973>not a single person here would eat Bibi's delicious pussy outGayer than this month.
Finish da thread.
>>570179213>he fucked up the backlinkThis thread isn't exactly worth linking backwards to but it should be there!Also 3!! posts early. Don't let the early schizo see.
>>570179239Testing again
>>570179310Whoops, sorry.
I love sweaty bras
