>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergPrevious >>570059313
ccdogs
practice x cc
DevilLORD
gg cold dog who needs full hp negation anyway
Gg skill damage
Favorite erg ships?
Big scimitar
>>570143013Elf x Shifty
>>570143013>>570143221can you shut the fuck up? do you have any idea how annoying you are? shut the fuck up for once.
>>570143243reroast
>>570143306nyo
>>570143154>Curved greatswordIrredeemable dogshit, fuck that entire weapon class
Revvy, I have shards fer ye
>>570144118weird post
>>570144118I’m glad I inspired you to make this post
>>570141887>tranime style
gg Heolstor. We really roughed him up. I even got a stagger and riposte.>>570142902lol, that's the third iteration of the /erg/ *approved* build. The first two were placed under /erg/'s scrutiny, and the third iteration was the one that passed.
gg glad crystal sharts are still good, thanks for the smithing stone practice
full mountaintop clear, all night invaders and even all the gaolsjust for regular horse...gg
the unblocking of baby trish
You were a beaut
>>570147486Nice.
>>570138750gg's
>>570148241ping next time
>>570148241>level one>no 6th sense>not using grapple hook>deviljeet pinging the ground while down and 2 bar as ironeyeYou guys are shitters
>>570149374Kek. Devil.. jeet?! Jrrjejelakeke lmaoo what's that so funny....
>>570148241more downs revealed in that one webm than all of my last 2 games with creasyIf you ask I'm sure he could give some sage analysis on what went wrong there
>>570143013Fuck you
>>570149374Better than you, however.
>cheats xhis relics>still 2bars to random hollowsPakisaars... it's over.
>>570142947idus these nuts
>>570149890>>570150103>devilsaar meltykino >>570149374got his ass here can't even lie
>>570143221One of those girls hates evergaols
>>570150473You what they say, opposites attract
>>570150405How the fuck am I a saar im american
>>570148241>lv1 invaderszorban is going to have an aneurysm
>>570142649Yeah brown people can have blonde hair too so what, doesn't change the fact his skin is brown
>duke's dear freja>ancient dragon>small adelu're welcome
>>570150778Doesn't change the fact he's white, gonna have to deal with it threadpaki,
>>570150778erhm no they can't
playing through elden ring convergence mod and holy shit do these faggot devs love making retarded enemy placement and gank fucks
>>570148241Devil *nig** does realize he can stand 4000km away from the enemy as iron eye
>>570148241>cheaterjeet 2barredkino
>>570151067he is a z-tier that doesn't realize enemies can be behind him
>>570148241Based shifty bullying cheaters even though they’re exposing their own 2 bar
>>570150778I can think of just one instance where that’s true
>>570150960mixed race people can win the lottery but in general yeah no that retard is brown and coping
>>570148241This wouldn't have happened if it was me, Trish and Creasy
>>570150894This is such a stupid hill to die on, are you really gonna be in denial over something this obvious>>570150960Hey buddy ever heard of hair dyes
gg greg
Hiding behind my shame cube.
>>570152149We get it, you are face blind, but you put some decent effort into your bait
>>570152149ok you unlocked the hidden lore of capital perfumer hair dye tech i kneel whatever
Not bad for a magic character, eh?
Ironeye is brown, you dont need youtubers or mods to see it
>>570152650>posts a white manstrange humiliation ritual anon
>>570146762It's pride month
>>570152650>>570152149Ironeye is a white guy who has shadows baked into this texture to make his face feel more obscure. It's a stylistic choice. It's like that inverse of that dramatic lighting that makes the eyes brighter.Besides, his facial features just LOOK white. And he's very cop coded.
You guys think jynxi will beat malenia?
>>570153039>very cop coded>evil selfish bastard who would doom the world and his comrades just so he could live longer What did he mean by this?
>>570153516I don’t know who that is but malenia isnt that hard
last few months for ergget ready to be consumed by duskbloods
>>570153516I dont know who malenia is but jynxi isn't that good
Qrd?
>>570153902
terrgawd
>>570152290what relics do you use for raider?
>>570154894said no one ever faggot
terr's board
nt horse
>>570155772noobs
>>570152393Okay well you can keep being in denial then whatever floats your boat weirdo>>570153039That doesn't make sense because if he had baked shadows then shadows from other sources wouldn't be able to hit his face, but you can clearly see shadows hitting different parts of his face as his head moves And white features don't matter because there are other dark skinned characters who also have white features https://youtu.be/tc7ea1CRKS4?t=1m34s
Terrds we ain’t recovering from this one
>>570155992Beautiful Italian man
Why does it matter so much what colour a character is? Holy shit get a life
>>570156221It matters to timmycels who cling to their race like some badge of honor despite being outcompeted by other races constantly.
>>570155772we won that game doe
>>570156221this desu, the threadshitters are no better than those racial representation libtards trying to put groids and other filth in your DEI infested wokeslop games
>>570156221pipe down in the peanut gallery
>>570155992>white features don't matter because there are other dark skinned characters who also have white featuresYeah, they're also white.There's a few characters with negro features in Elden Ring anon, Ironeye isn't one of them, neither is Recluse
gg gote, way too many good items and stuck having to carry a LL around
>>570156406prove it
gg crazy dog
>>570155992>That doesn't make sense because if he had baked shadows then shadows from other sources wouldn't be able to hit his faceThat's not how baked shadows works. Even after you bake a shadow, real time light sources can still affect the object.
>>570156692Holy shit do you people play 24/7, scary
About to play Sekiro, should I use eng dub or sub?
>>570156503You think recluse is white? Are you actually serious or have you just been wasting my time with bait?
>>570156805French
>>570156805dub
>>570156813She has the facial features of a white person, so does IroneyeStop pretending to be retarded you're not a leftist on Twitter
>>570156791It's amazing what you can do when you actually play videos games instead of shitposting in threads of games you don't even play all hours of the day
>>570156791not quite, i had to sleep so more like 18 hours
>>570156805neither just skip it
>>570157125*Its amazing what you can do when you’re jobless
/erg/ is gonna be fine and well as long as these guys play 20 hours a day, we got this
>>570143013praCtiCe
>>570157514pratieCC
>>570157330This is why I respect players who clearly have some sort of life outside this game but are still good players more than autists who can and do play 10+ games everyday like practice, cc, trish and tinpo
>>570156221you sound upset not to mention a bit on the darker side
>>570157612weird and bitter namedrop
>>570157514is practice x cc real
>>570156791yes and i have my fuck machine rigged below a hole in my chair i have my fleshlight hooked up with the soda drink hat full of IPA its lit
>>570157702Yes
>>570156805the jap is peak youre wasting your time otherwise
>>570157612I respect the people who play the game 24/7 and not get bored nor have other things to do more because I could never.
>>570157685Not bitter, just don’t really care for people that play this game like they’re on an esport contract
I don't believe a single person here has a full time job
>>570157612>not on the listthank god
wtf I've been barely playing loser loland nobody gives a sh*t about your "respect"...
>>570157612It’s even worse when those “people” sit and play same characters over and over and over and over and […] over and
>>570158052i work from home full time
>>570158150Can you lift your hoodie up?
'cc it up'tice it down
>>570158150ilysm
yuh
>>570158825hi
>>570158383>>570158491>>570158825>>570158920Be quiet terrtroon you obnoxious maggot no one will ever love you and your general is never coming back
>>570158052Plenty of us do. I do. EL fan does too.>>570158150Got him there.
cc please notice me
NIGHTIN ON MY REIGN (yuh)'ZUKIN ON MY TRAIN (yuh)MADDY OUT THE FRAME (*crowd starts booing*)now break it down real slow (*booing intensifies*)YOU SUCK *throws tomato**floodlights sweep over to Creasy, arms folded*WE'RE BREAKING OUT OF DSG WITH THIS ONE*crowd looks confused**track speeds up*GET THESE CATTY BITCHES OUTTA HERE*crowd erupts into cheers*BLOCKED? Couldn't be MEI roll with PRACTICE and my games are FREEComing at the king? I DONT KNOW12h a day but you still need TINPOGreasy? I am SLICKShut yo mouth when you wipe to MARGOTHot? The dogs be cold THOUGHCheck out the floor while you watch terr SOLO
>>570155382Bodied that brown clown, well done.
>>570159785this shit fire fr
>>570155772Another Wyldgod carry as per
I’ve tired of terrIt’s not funny
That's enough.
>>570159785>dsg loser shitpostinglike clockwork
gg honse
>>570156653
>>570160323>nooo he said something i didn't like quick block it!!!!holy reddit
>>570159785yo this shit actually fire thoughnrg heritage post
I guess this is what we're doing today. I haven't read a post that references reddit, who wasn't a gigantic scumbag.
>>570160323flesh servitor grindset
>>570155772>>570160490>terr getting carried for horse
>>570161012Not surprised /erg/ is filled with warhammer fans. What a lowly fanbase.
>>570161024Wait till you see Libra
>>570160490Kek.This is what we call exquisite shitter pottery.>>570160970>>570160323You’ve won.
>>570161185gawdlike terr in action, impressive
>>570148241>>570160490>>570161185THESE are your s-tiers????
>>570161361No, this is
>>570161361no this is
>>570161398mighty freyr...
>>570161631I'm only 2 barred in that, dont you have one of my 3 barrs
>>570156712Alright that's fair I assumed it wouldn't, however I still find it hard to believe his entire face being brown is thanks to baked shadowsYou could probably make a better argument for raider being white than ironeye>>570156972You are strange
>>570161398Threadshitter that was a session expired not a loss
>>570161862I called it "baked shadows", but it doesn't necessarily need to be baked. It could just as easily be that they took a normal white person's face texture and a adjusted the value down in totality.Again, it's to make his face appear more shrouded. They don't want you to see his face clearly.
REALLY? LEVEL 2 ANCIENT DRAGON?
>>570162043How so? You lost points
hey...
>>570162598name?
>>570161506you can genuinely feel the accumulating hate in the vtuber avatar it's so funny
>>570161024>>570161185>>570161243Yikes…>>570160701>>570159785>>570158920You kinda lost…
>the new content will also be available to purchase>purchaseI know it's Bamco calling the shots here most likely, but I'm not so sure if From is even opposed to charging money for horse cosmetics, even at a potential cost to their reputation, since Miyahacki started chasing trends and plans to deliver extractionslop next. But will people actually pay money for two starting classes & their gear, Lucatiel's set and the Torrent skins? I wouldn't pay two buck for that. I'll be curious to see how it will do with the Steam reviews.
>>570163670they just have to give the new classes optimal stat spreads and some people will buy it just for that
>>570160970>doesn't have all the other thread shitter phrases blacklistedgood job telling on yourself retard
>>570163116hoi!
gg bowlord doing that invader swamp at lv2 was high risk but it sure paid offalso nice that we all got what we wanted at the dupe alter
>>570152290I stand atop my pride cube.Both games I got Artorias and Dreglord. In the game before the last, I 3 barred to beother Atorias in Dreglord. In the last game I didn't fall against either of them.I feel redeemed.>>570166015I wasn't sure what you wanted at all. I wanted to dupe my full negation. Because I'm pretty sure one of you didn't have one. I didn't see you guy dupe one already. Eventually, I just guessed the bow, since you dropped your bow. And besides, it had a good passive.
>>570166015>>570166471Also, normally I would be upset about a level 2 poison swamp, but the other invader camp was out of the way, and I didn't want to double back to the swamp, so it seemed like the better choice, if riskier.The invaders fucked me up, because I kept trying to drink, thinking I put some distance between me and them, but nope, they were on my ass every time.I really hate how deceptive their animations are. They face one way, while walking another. Their AI changing targets, while their animation doesn't reflect that.
>>570160970just copy and paste this into it/tranny/i/trannie/i/troon/i/terr/i/sneedger/i/mush/i/yys/i/bbc/i/bwc/i/bi bi ci/i/even doe/i/dsg/i/dee ess gee/i/slurmy/i/yurm/i/yemmy//zuk/i/for the blocklist/i/do you look like this/i/i look like this/i/raj/i/trannison/i/look like this/i/sycjs/i/gennie culture doe/i/wraff/i/rass it up/i/poltard/i/black cock/i/black men/i/brony/i/nigger/i/sneed/i/gennie/i/dragonirian/i/schizoid/i/brownoid/i/xhe/i/xim/i/xer/i/jeet/i/kekaroo/i/maddy/i/trvth/i/Trvke/i/tier list/i/erp/i/manta/i/chud/iit blocks 50% of the thread every thread
>>570166908Seems like a bad idea to block common names. But I will copy and paste most of this.
>>570166908I removed like 1/4th of this list. Some terms are too general. Some terms I use myself. Other terms I want visible so I can report them.
>>570156395looks White
>>570166908what exactly do you come here to find?
>>570166908utter insanity
>>570159785Cooked absolutely nothing with this, I'm afraid
>>570168156talk about the video game which happens sometimesi'm only here when i'm queueing tho
>>570161024By a Wyldgawd no less, humiliation ritual for execucks
gg bugs, how the fuck did i play these zero stamina characters for so long goddamn its so awful
>>570166471I'd already dropped that rapier for zane to dupe so I'm glad you dropped the bow>>570166871we were completely safe even if we wiped since there was a grace right nearby and we only pulled small scorpions
>>570166908make sure you add maggot faggot (there's 8 pages full of this shit on the archive)
>>570168884One of the big scorpions tried to snipe me from below. The bastards. Just as I was picking the orb and leaving, a poison stream flew by my head.
>>570168663do you ever check if you blocked posts talking about the video game?
>>570163670>I deserve it for FREENot how it works commiecuck
>>570166908Make sure to add /raped/ to your list because that's what you are.
>>570169087i used to when I added all these to make sure I wasn't accidentally blocking anything that was frequently mentioned/posted in actual game dicussion. but no, no i'm not missing anything.
eatin some fried chickenplaying some raiderlifes good
>>570168960So pretty!! How I look when caking
>>570169535You are a man and you will forever remain a man
>>570166908nezuk and мaddy are erg culture doebeit
>>570169308It was a rhetorical question. I know you didn't and I know it does. You can't have a blocklist look like this and not have a crazy false positive rate.
>>570166908You forgot everything else in this shit eating subhumans vocabulary (theres literally dozens upon dozens of pages of this brown shittery)
>>570169535your wide shoulders and adam's apple prove otherwise
>>570166908Gonna have to agree with >>570167574 and >>570168156 this seems kinda counterintuitive with the general in its current state. Maybe it was a good idea months ago but now it’s like 80 percent of it at this point… lol…
I want a cute tgirl gf to frot and cuddle with unf unf
>>570163670Bamco absolutely is responsible but you’re right that FromSoft also evidently sees no issue with it at large either. It is what it is. Just behave like a human being and don’t partake.
>>570170239based
>block half the thread>this post >>570170239 slips throughgood list kek
>>570170239yes and ganking stupid invaders with my wife
>>570170654no need to block a good post like that
>>570163670Obviously I don't work in the industry but they seem weirdly flippant with their contracts and IP management. Three exclusively contracts (Demons, BB, now bluds) and the weird upgrade pack shit that has nothing of substance in it. They have such a high pedigree and good reputation at this point why do they still feel the need to suck up to Big Corporate?
I'm gonna ruin someone's streak on the erg password queue
>>570170654not anymore
gg bugs
>>570173040ouch bad luck, its always funny to see these blurry ass pictures and know exactly who posted it
>>570173040Not only does it have HP loss, it made sure to decrease all major offensive stats. Brutal.
>>570170239See >>570143306
gg big dawgs, we got split too far apart for a good screenshot sadly
>>570173556gg thanks for fat recluse damage
gg hotdogsstill not sure of where the safety donut is on the nuke in that fight
>>570173908left
dead queue
>58 viewerszorbat fell off and NR is dead
>AC6 roguelike modeInteresting
you have 4 minutes to q up before i go back to e33
>>570174863I wanted to play today but funeral day made me too sad. Might still try later.
>>570175901i am queued
>>570175901>>570175969Ill try too
I couldn't fit gaols on this build so you're safe for now
if you are cc then i will queue
>2/3>3/3>2/3>3/3get out the queue trash
>>570177105cc....
of course
>>570177105funny i was in a run you are just ze blocked
gg bighors, can't believe the nuke got me twice, I bring great shame to family
unblock
>>570175901I’ll only do so if you tell me you look like that and do that
why is trish still alive?
>>570178638the dark soul
>>570178638im not your nemesis weirdo im just vibin
I should close the game for the day. I got a string of wins today. I'm pushing my luck if I keep going. But I'm going to return to the queue.
>>570175901
>>570162615You realise its all on stream right
gg cute girl squad! Got some decent relics too.
gg cold dog you sure did try to cancel the flight
rare run I actually get to use blood flame blade. gg
crossbow ironeye kino
>1/3
gg adelbell scholar isn't very strong and you get less chances to parry if you're not in melee
>>570180621>bell scholar isn't very strongno shit, we figured that out a week after the dlc
>>570180331>>570169696
>>570180621Bell Scholar is old news, we're all about Regal Omen Bairn Scholar now.
>>570179021When will you kill yourself trash?
Why does morgott act as if he's seen us before in the tutorial? Or was it supposed to be a 4th wall break thing
ggs fat maris
soray I did not know I was gonna be matched with d5. thought it was only other d1s.
>>570183018noob
gg big feesh, bit of a scuffed run but we pulled it together in the end
>>570182528he was referring to a cut contet mechanic with the night's cavalries
>>570183018Name?
>>570183018no worries you did fineeveryone here is d5 so youre probs better off getting used to depths with randoms to start off
>>570183076>>570183101yeah... I'm gonna drop the password now lol
>>570183018>>570183101geg I think I helped you beat libra or one of the other base bosses. yeah you're going to get chudded on. everyone here is d5 you have to play an eternity of rando hell to get to pro level like gremlin
>>570183182I don't think that's right
gg cold gotedefinitely not enough FP for a full ED fight thank god
>>570183792No full HP negation for me.Also, I feel like a dope for not thinking to grab madness cures at the frenzy tower.
>>570184025you can't have them they're all mine
>>570184025terr would've grabbed random ass boluses (and won that)
>>570184638i cringe every time i see someone eat boluses like bro that +1 res is unnoticeable and you're blocking the church door ya fat fuck
what time is it?that's right it's time for the daily creasyjeeta humiliation ritual
>>570184942Pretty much.
daily creasyallah salat
>>570166908outdated as hell
>>570184723>+1 res is unnoticeable >go to check>it's 3+ res for each madness bolus>a blue dormant all res up is +57wtf you're right these bolusses are useless
>>570185731They cure the ailment when you eat them.
>>570184638>terr [...] won thatamong other things that never happened
>>570185879yeah but i need room for other stuff during nightlord
>>570186220>*munch* *munch* *munch*Thats amazin mane
>>570185731Every bit counts. If you eat them every church it can add up to like +12 in multiple resistances and it takes like no time to do it. Everyone rushes too much you have time to do little things here and there like check chests, eat food, check merchant, kill some trash to get ult back. Speaking of that the people on the password really need to start killing stuff around loot orbs. I’m sick of people leaving all the trash when it takes 3 seconds to kill and then everyone can loot.
>>570185645it's a red queen's race between updating blocklists and shitposters updating their spam to avoid blockliststhere is no alchemy that makes a thread better than its posters
>>570186428i always clean up the area after we clear an invader poi before picking up the dormant power for my lovely ergiyogurts
>>570184723I usually mash pickup so retard sens doesn't insta eat every shard and crab
>>570186708I do it because I'm addicted to exp gains and run -runes.
>>570186428You say everyone rushes too much but checking chests eating food killing trash etc. is what scholars do and they always end up a full minute behind the rest of the group so it's not a good stratit's also got deminishing returns where the more people that stay behind the less that gets done because you don't need 3 people to check the illusion basement in ruins etc
>>570186846She doesn't even have items confer on scholar, what a griefer
having scholar around is so awkward if you like items
>>570186931It should be like a relay race. The guy in front of the train should be trying to kill trash and breaking boxes you run by to let the behind 2 catch up. Front guy will fall behind but new anon becomes front guy and does the busy work while ahead. As long as the group keeps moving you'll be getting gains you've been leaving on the floor up to now.
>D tier opinions
>zorbat couldn't kill the wormI thought fists were OP and dealt a gorillion stance dmg?? what happened
futari ni goooooodddd blesssssssssssssssss
>>570187190This will net you an extra 100k runes every game.
>>570187672futanari goddess
>>570179137I pushed my luck once, and the game gave me a baby goat as a warning. Dare I push further by getting into queue again?
>>570187190stop making it sound complicated, just open the easy-to-find chests and loot whatever close to you as you keep moving. if you want to look around for a bit, sure but do it sparingly. i hate slow looters who arrive late for every poi/boss.
>>570187552cc...
>>570188404>stop making it sound complicatedIt sounds incredibly basic
>>570189376>like a relay race>front of the train should be trying to kill trash and breaking boxes>front guy will fall behind>new anon becomes front guywhat is this, american football? sounds like an overly meticulous strat for something so trivial.
>>570189761>like a relay raceSounds easy to understand.
Favourite Elden Ring invasion builds? Lately I've taken a liking to melee Faith.
>>570180332idk if you were memegriefing but the final circle had nothing in it so we could have just done all 3 gaols at the top
>>570187552more damage than floorhugger dreg relic idiots thats for sure
>>570190261dexdex arc
gg caligo beatdown club
gg clean really cold dog!
>>570187043She does on her caster scholar but not on the dagger one
sens is a foid?
>>570190347elf...
>>570187129Boluses and warming stones and turtle necks are fair game for level up slop but i think they should try to ration flesh, crab, and starlights
>>570190710ggs godslayer gs came in handy, that dormant is rly consistent
>>570191026I was happy to see you grabbed the other one. I was too nervous to bring in poison build up to the fight so I dropped it, but I guess it didn't matter cause I didn't get hit *hair flip* I'm surprised I got 2 red Godslayers that run, usually I don't get any or the only purple/red I drop is the magic poop one. It's crazy that even though it's purple because it scales with int it does like 10 less damage than the raw blue one.
>>570191270yeah hate those ones, and also tfw ultra greatsword is white so it doesn't drop
>>570186519He knows that you’re talking a pro threadshitter>>570185883Got his ass
>>570190404if you say so
fuwa fuwa taimu
>>570191585Wow, erg boys are so manly and cool. Swooning.
>>570191585You cut out your 3bar
>>570191270sniffs
>>570191270You said you would stop being weird
gg flawless balancersno mistakes made whatsoever
CREASYᵇᵒʷᵐᵃn
Do we know eveyrthing that's coming with the tarnished edition yet?
>>570192253I didn't do anything weird that post though, I posted art and talked about the game I just played and talked about the inconsistency of dormant Colossal Swords.
Oh my god. I didn't think we were going to survive that whole expedition. Disaster from beginning to end. I don't know how you guys were doing so much damage to Mohg. But that was miracle, because I was certain we were going to lose to him.I had to take this screenshot, because nobody would believe me if I told you how far the pink balancer was when she sniped me all the way across the field and over the hill with the sword waves from her combo. She was THAT FAR, and somehow managed to hit me.
>>570192504grabbing cupcakes butt when I hug her
>>570192504Cuck cake...
creasy rate ironeye
>>570192924Are you saying that the Ironeye is the rate of Creasy. Or are you asking for Creasy to rate Ironeye?
creasy write more paragraphs
>>570192378>2 new classes>4 new armor sets (3 of them have already been shown)>3 new weapons (Idus lgs, Heavy Knight cgs, Liontiel gs)>3 skins for the horse
>>570192537Dust clutch. Undercakers run this general and save the day.
>>570193080i want a review from a trustworthy level headed expert gamer
>>570193186That's it...?
>>570193274finally someone else who sees him as an erg pundit who btfos every other threadshitter and not as a rambling madman with no skill
>>570186519love you too
i fucking cant dodge godrick's two projectile attack that shit is literally unavoidable
>>570193579well they never advertised it as a SotE-level expansion, if you don't want to pay for the new shit you could always get it with cheat engine
Trying to get more puppets from Seluvis but I'm on the Convergence mod so I can't tell if it's different now or if I locked it out because this mod has portals that just take you to random endgame areas and progress NPC quests.
>>570194281i had to restart recently to see the others
I hope Duskbloods mega flops so we don't have to deal with more exclusives
>>570193274There's not to much to say about Ironeye that hasn't already been said. He has a lot of advantages that make him a high tier class. He's pretty fragile though, so you want to avoid getting hit as much as possible. I have no real complaints about the character himself.Last game, I managed to shoot one of those raining arrow knights off his porch using Ironeye's ult. It was my first time pulling that off. But the fall didn't kill him. Maybe he didn't fall the full distance? I dunno. I didn't see his descent. I ran to the tower in search of him. By the time I got there, he was already on the ground. So I don't know if he fell partially, and then jumped down. Or if he miraculously survived the full fall. Or what.
gg horse, rare /erg/ murk donation
should I play Convergence or Reforged?
>>570195727hilarious that corpse was "Someone" for me
>>570195783unblock her
Do you guys still do regular runs?I can't beat the super dog.
>>570195753Convergence if you want to see cool new shit and a shorter gameReforged if you want to do everything with new shit
>>570194868The fall not killing them has been popping up for about a week. I can still get them to die with a raider panch but other things knocking them off just do 200 or so damage when they hit the ground.
>>570196379eat it
>>570196379me with the green lego lightsaber
boo is in the calli mean queuei'm also not booqueue for the video game
>>570195995I'll play if trishtina plays
>playing with trash
trish it up
>>570194865It will. It’ll fall far short of what they’re expecting it to make. The target audience simply isn’t numerous enough.
Trish is nice
>>570195783kek
trash and simpo are overworking for free tonight
>>570196790the call? the party?
>>570190347creepy
>>570197848it's a joke from ster's old tf2 videos when jerma would randomly say "Boo is in the call" When boo was in fact in the voice call
>>570196370My only hypothesis, is that one side of the ground is slightly higher than the other side. So if you shoot him toward the direction of the higher side, he won't suffer the full fall damage.Only a thought.
>>570183289>>570183289>gremtroon>horsed raped victimlol
>>570197910creepyposter woke up
>>570194513Okay, that fixed it, and then the Dolores puppet didn't show up until he died (after trying to date rape Ranni) and then you get the last puppet off Pidia's corpse in Caria Manor.
>trash is duoing with simpo again
>another zorbease resetlol this nigga sucks
>>570198143true
lol sorry that was probably confusing, i was going to give you the shield cause repeated evasion sucks, but then i noticed you had reduced flask restoration on your relic haha
>>570199149gg! I had no idea what was going on I just dropped all my stuff and was like here you go pick what you want! lol That's my new go to option when I'm confused, drop everything, dogeza. Thank you for trying to be considerate though and thanks for the taking damage negation. That's all I want on Caker, 1 DNAF, 1 taking damage, so it was perfect. Also blessed seal that run, lightning armament with melee damage.
>>570199473cute
>>570199473holy nightmare lobby
>>570198638what's your rando streak
>>570192537I had alot of skill + melee damage on the wild strikes, plus dog buff let me hold the button down, I was surprised myself it worked that well
>>570200058100+
>>570198579those shitters have no shame after all
>>570199525<3>>570199705They carry me every game, so I guess I'm the only nightmare component to the lobby...
>>570198579they still haven't fucked off after getting carried for their streak? shameless behavior
well, you have to understand that trish can’t find anyone else to play with if she isn’t duoing with tinpoplus, she still has a streak to maintain.
Ahem queue for the game please, I require one more before bed
*three bars to normal bug*i have no excuses i zoned out completely when it wasn't 3bug
gg 2bugsI realised I could have upgraded your other hammer there
>>570200892
Blocked….
>>570201397>>570201419gg.Nobody wants to take on moth duty anymore. It always falls on me. But oh well, it was normal bugs, so not a big deal.
queueing up for the three ed bosses (base) (newfriend)
>>570201664>moth dutyme hate mothme pretend moth don't existme happy
>>570201684I'll take you up on ED Libra. If it doesn't take too long to find a third. I need the practice myself.If you happen to find any less likely to be targeted passives, then keep them. It dampens the condemned's aggression toward you. It's not perfect, but it helps.
>>570201664I kinda forget about the moth when it isn't ED
>>570201960Forgetting about the moth is a good way to get shot in the back and die.
>>570201897thanks anon, first time doing thesemost random parties just dont know where to go so we end up like level 11 by third day
current trish streak??
>>570202143I can't guarantee better than level 11, lol. Runes are more sparse in base game compared to the depths. But if we get invader camps, and kill most of the hard bosses on the map, then we should get to a decent level.I'll stay in queue until the end of the hour.
i like to get carried
HARDCORE
>>570202557where do I get my dodge way to early award. Also my bad
>>57020215667
>>570202876lol dw that was on me, i wanted to kill it with xbow since we killed it too fast
>>570202556I've yet to have a bad run with erg lol>>5702016842/3.....
>>570202876chinpo cute
>>570202876die simpo
That was some retarded damage output
that ED horse died in literally under 30 seconds
can we soulspost here? theres no soulsgen, probably because those games are dead
oh yeah, found something new to complain about. Playing as Wylder, I blasted a Duchess invader full in the face with a charged ult. Did she fall down? Nope. She took damage to her HP, but just dodged, and retaliated with a quick 1-2 combo. If I didn't have sixth sense, I would have died.The game just straight up cheats.
>>570204162erm yees
Queue base ED Libra NOW!
>>570202556welp, ggs I guessthanks for showing up!
>>570204162of course sweetie
Just had some chink chainsaw glitching in a D4 Adel, the bug mind is truly an enigma.
>>570204214invaders play by different rules. are they fair?no. they are not.
>>570204501good luck.
i havent really properly looked at this before, but this ring is basically just a teaspoon handle ring, isnt it? you can find them on ebay for next to nothing. looking at them i cant imagine being anything other than insulted by the idea of being asked to wear such a ring, and the context we find it in where its discarded at his fathers burial place makes me feel it was almost a strange kind of wedding ring, which sort of helps fit the idea ive been having for a while that gwyndolins surrender to aldrich wasnt entirely unwilling.>>570204235good, because i wanted to talk about this ring with someone
>>570204768what the fuck is a teaspoon handle ring
>>570204768hot
>>570204867quite literally a ring made out of an old teaspoon, typically from silver cutlery. tell me you dont see it.>>570204982yeah honestly its been a thought that comes and goes for a while now and i am convinced gwyndolin was at least as emotionally emaciated as physically, and that in the end faithfulness to his father seemed worthless to him. it would explain why they made him more boyish too, hes quite literally casting aside the pantomime of a femininity that was pressed on him as a boy and choosing to embrace someone else as a man. rotten men, broken men, men who choose fidelity to underage boys. fromsoft do seem to have opinions on the sorts of men that choose to date effeminate males.
>>570205226are you a foid
>>570205301whats a foid?
>>570205331a (real) woman
>>570205404oh no absolutely not, god forbid
>>570205456okay so why do you care about this dumb ring
wakatte hoshii
>>570205490because its emotionally charged and of apparent narrative consequence
>>570205582there is nothing of narrative consequence in dark souls, there's barely a story to begin with
>>570205696peg yourself
>>570205747do it yourself faggot
>>570205794i dont top
Cute Wylder random!>Adel about to aoe move>They both run far away>I stay close and stop tornado with my ult>Second time Adel is about to aoe Wyld man interrupts him with his ult>Adel starts the wind up for the tornado>I pause long enough to interrupt it with my pink ult >We all beat him down>Wylder excitedly runs up to me and starts jumping up and down>We jump togetherI feel like I got to show him something he's never seen. That's how I felt the first time I saw someone cancel the tornado.
>>570205747yeah you're a foid for sure, go back to /cgl/ you dumb whore
>>570205456"Heavens to Murgatroyd!"We got us a zesty one over here.
>>570205934>>570205946
spit
>>570205991what
>>570204768>>570205226So you are saying gwyndolin married Aldrich
>>570206236its from a clip that made the rounds a while agoherehttps://files.catbox.moe/fdegma.mp4>>570206256married? no, theres no ring to symbolise that. bedded however, maybe. its interesting that he dragged him up to the room with his sisters bed/sofa thing in it to devour him.
>>570201664if you have fire or range then yeah go for the moth. everdark version is grounded plenty
>>570205226>>570204768my brother from another mother.
>>570206472did he do that i don't remember there being anything in the princess chamber
>>570206585nothing in the princess chamber, but we do find them just below it. or maybe they just wanted the room with the statue of his father and his sister in it.
>>570206651
What did Aldrich look like before becoming a sludge monster?
I feel like a Dark Souls tv show would have been more interesting than an Elden Ring tv show
>>570200195I believe you
why did they choose to retell the chosen tarnished's story for the ER movie, that's so boringmarika's ascension, golden age of the erdtree, rise of radagon, night of the black knives, shattering wars... anything would've been better than what we're going to get
All gas no brakes
>>570206815yes its quite the metaphor, isnt it?>>570206924do you think they could air such a thing?
>>570205859You should interrupt my cock with your pink cunt, if you catch my drift
>>570207258chichi
>>570207253it's safe
im going to go tie my hair up, shower, and massage my bruises for a bitdont say anything too interesting while im gone
>>570207635faggy plus cringe new bit
what would tinpo's parents think if they found out their son was a simp for a tranny
>>570207303miyazaki is truly an artist..
I never use weapons arts.
>>570207685xhe has no parents, it was created in a lab
>>570207790this, t. inpo
>>570207635Is it gay if the snek kiss
gg on cold dragon. kind of a waste that it wasn't ed thou
gg cold dog>didn't want to take the impaired attacks meatball seal>get given charged incants>no gflame in the 2 last churches>250% nighttidepain desu, the stone would've clutched though
>>570207903>250% nighttideI was wondering what happened there, you couldn't had been in the rain for more than a second or two.
>lvl 14>no 6th senseuh oh!
>>570207903stop saying cold dog
Some of you anons seem to have lost sight of having fun
the ergies...
>>570208086I had fun once. It was awful.
>>570208176....have lost to /dsjee/.
>>570207253Yeah retelling the game is a mistake. The game’s “story” is fine for a game. Which is to say the story is of a murderhobo going on tour and oh by the way he gets married at the end. But like choose any demigod or location and you have something more interesting to work with if the emphasis is the storytelling rather than gameplay
gg never hot dog
>>570208431how will they fit that into 90 minutes
how can i be a shameless simp like simpo and a shameless tranny like trash?
>>570208086I had fun earlier I was fighting a boss in mountaintops with the love of my life and then we did it in my world
>>570208843obsessed
>>570208843take hrt
when is miquella goonette going to date me
>>570209374whom?
>>570208638My best guess based on nothing? I don’t think they will. It’s probably 2 or 3 parts. It will probably end on the shot of tarnished emerging from Stormveil to gaze at liurnia of the lakes
The movie’s protagonist should have been ____Vyke_______
gg 2bug>3 rises, 2 swamps, no crystal shottypain desu, was fun using crystal release the entire run though it's not that bad
gg on cold moth.
So many Duchsissies this thread
>>570209807>>570209809gg and thanks for that successive negation. i kept looking for shattering crystal and it never popped up ;_;
>>570209441she's gone, like the rest of them...
>>570202156
i repeat myself when under stress
>>570210262uoh
Want to listen the story about how i became a woman?
>>570207682~>>570207854no its perfectly normal for them to do so>>570208086ill have fun again when miyazaki makes another gloomy videogame about an inescapable breathless need to hold hands with your father
>>570210450sure I guess
>>570209692that's a cool idea actually, i'd play a spinoff game where we slowly descend into madness as the game progresses.
I drank a lot tonight
>>570210262Trish is so cool and strong. I wish she were my erg gf
>>570210665what occasion?
>>570210849no occasion, I hate myself and I'm an alcoholic
>>570210921are you fat
gg caligo
gg mystery cold dragon, rare night 1/2 boss combo that doesnt give it away.
>>570210553>be spanish anon>watch how the gov releases antiman laws over 20 years>far left gov makes new law to change sex>if you feel that you are a woman you are a woman>judge accepts my paper, like he can read my mind to oppose lol>now i was always a womant. 40 yo muscled bald man
>>570211360how does it feel?
>>570211213yes...
>>570211426It's real funny. I had to try to not laugh at every gov worker while they were doing their business. Ofc if i they had said something slighty out of the book i could have sued them.Just yesterday the guy at bank asked me about the "F" in my id card."Welcome to the future" i said to him lmao.
>18% charged sorc or over in every slot>no crystalgg 3bugs i fucked up the stealth
gg on the red moth, strategic grab at the end for the quick kill I see.
>tfw I'll never participate in muad'dib's jihad
>>570212015What the fuck are you talking about?
>>570210665please be safe anon I care you
>there's another spaniard ITTjoder, I thought I was unique in that regard
my internet had an oopsie sorry
>>570212086LISAN AL-GAIB
>>570212086His post is about Dune. Not sure why he posted it here. He’s either got his /lit/ tab mixed up with his /vg/ tab, or he’s deeply schizophrenic
>>570210665Snort some coke to clear your mind.
>>570212360this is good advice btw
any depth of night friendos
>>570212228believe it or not, this general is filled with browns such as yourself
>>570212228We have a bunch of jobless spics here, they’re probably the majority
>>570210782had another tuesday dc but it kept going, like practice's people established yesterday it's impossible to cheat a streak
>>570213048It seems like you really like the nun character. I never used her (male).
>>570213183aha she hits really hard when you get her attack buffs going
>>570212997>>570212792>brown>spicwe have our fair share of LATAM migrants but I'm not one of themI don't know of a single jobless one tbf, even the women work as housemaids or caretakers
no slicer is sad, gg devil sama
>>570213048so cool and cute...
>>570213273Ggs, rip 3rd guy
>>570213048> hiding the win/loss ratio because it's so badkek
@cupcakedo you want to have sex with me?
>>570213494It’s because he’s played like 5000 games
gg hotdogs, hold the mustard
sorry about that hot dogs run, I fucked up.
>>570214056Don't know why he's skinwalking as terr either, very creepy dude...
gawdlike
@temmiedo you want to have sex with me?
>>570214010>>570214193why would you want to fuck a man?
>>570213494don't be jealous sister
>>570214226trans women are women
>>570214350>jealous of the most hated lolcow rumao
>>570213230>I don’t know jobless spicsLarper
>>570214398
>>570213048why did you call yourself terr
I don't like how the sorceress plays, i hate the cocktail mechanic.And she is a nigger.inb4 niger :| nigger japan :O
just use your staff niggernigger >:(
>>570214738She's the elden ring equivalent of a drow, retard, not a nigger.
redeem the queue sir
>>570215024>she is a 9874 yo dragon, not a young girl
are twinks really male?
perhaps
How was your last fight against Fulghor, anon? pic related.
ggs gladius
gg hot dogs, sorry for going down at the end.
march of the erglords
>>570190347What? No I was 100% seriousMe running half way across the map in the rain to open a gaol and then dying? Yep, serious business
>>570160970you seem upset
cc and practice sitting on a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
>>570217529>>570217694what's the difference?
phone poster moment
>>570217694dont try and hide it
are there any queuers?or is it just queers?
depends on who's asking
terr
ewww
gross!
>>570217896I'll be queued for a little bit (not terr or trish)
ggs adel
smee
raped by tornado award
>>570218217give me 30 mins
>>570218262>wyldsissies have their virgin sensechecked
>>570218262first time i've seen isaac with 6th sense on a screenshot, nice!
>terr is the actual spammer lusting after trannieswtf
>>570218375he's so cool doe
>>570218375stalker
>>570218375so weird and lame and raped...
>>570218340I surprise myself too sometimes. I didn't even take a hit.
>>570218375You've given me a great idea
Wyldgawds*>>570218375so raped and cringe...
Can i add you terr
>>570218375what is the implication of this new lore drop
>>570218549yeah I think it implies that one of them sent a friend request to the other, who then accepted it
>>570218549That terrjeeta is even more brown and cringe than previously thought possible
everyone can add me 536
>>570217694cc and practice need to breed a new ergie
>>570218375holy shit...it isn't mush
>>570218892daily mushjeet pest self namedrop humilliation ritual
eagle eye is actually insane, almost as good as markthe increased occurrence rate of wendings, grafted, and marais is a lot higher than I realized
>>570218650so you're saying this proves that the anonymous posts i've been seeing about trannies is actually this person? holy shit...
'terr
cupca'err
>>570218892>friends with confirmed trannies>whole personality is erp and le pornDon't name-drop your threadshitter
>>570219225honestly with so many posts about trannies, shitskins and women I don't know who's who anymore
first day on 4channel award
MY NNAAAMMMEEE
lerr tove
.
>>570218375The signs were there
>>570219169I doubt anyone actually knows how the item discovery stat works
1/3
>>570220091isn't there a guide book for the game?
>>5702196294channel was funny in the window it existed >stunt to attract advertisers to sfw boards>causes organized nsfw spam on sfw boards to detract potential interest>I’M GONNA SAY THE N WORD>THINK OF THE ADVERTISERSThat was well past 4chan’s good years but it had its moments. Now if you browse without Adblock there’s just AI porn ads. So 4channel was defeated. But advertisers won.
gg gote
ggs libra, nice run only for it to be normal oh well
>>570220091I do
Should I queue
>>570218375Terr, I am revoking your TheRegular™ status. Having Tide on your friends list was pushing it, but you have gone too far.
>>570221434qrd on tidejeet? I just recall him being another mushlike threadpest
>>570221542Correct.
Schlop Schlop SchlopWylder procreating with his sisterwife and witchwife Schlop Schlop
>>570221983Incest is cringe. Stop it.
>>570222078They said witchwife thoughbeit.
So what exactly comes with the tarnished edition? Is it just the new armor for torrent and starting classes?
>>570222201And who else did he say?
>>570222315Sellen marriage is confirmed.
gg cultists of the fell god
>>570213048it's not cheated but it's certainly invalid
>>570222660Well now I HAVE to buy it. Thanks anon.
>>570220442gg comfy game
>>570213048>it's impossible to cheat a streakyes it is, in fact its rather easy if a little tedious
>>570213336Said literally no one ever
i said it
Zorban got beheaded by an African migrant.
isaac are you coming back
>>570223241Yes power went out hang on please
>>570223207Impossible there's no blacks in scotland
>>570223380uh oh...
>>570223380lmao i didn't notice you in the ss, did you get the win?
>>570223598I take it that was regular Libra? gg, sorry for fucking out at the end. I made it back in, no worries
>>570223207Zorban was shit talking his team for getting wormed and then he got wormed which I thought was comedic
>>570223625yeah thank god lmao we waited for a bit before entering sorry bout that
>>570223618I joined back at the last second, I saw someone dropped the grace, then it ended.
>>570223721nice
>>570223618Cute sissy squad
>>570224225Porn addict
>>570223207Zorban 3 barred to fulghor yesterday but because he stalled the fight so long it only looks like a 2 bar
>>570224379actually he 4 barred and nobody posted it
>>570224379This is me to ED balancers every time except its almost always a 1 even though we died multiple times.
>>570222605You neglected to mention the other person first thoughbeit.
>Horrible items for 95% of the game and then a deluge of amazing onesGG ED Adel
>>570224832this is why I'll never gaolmax because of the many runs where I get full HP negation or a purple skill attack power at the last 2 encampments/ruins why are more value than any gaol relic gives
>>570224935You took this long to realize that he's deliberately trying to make harder runs where you guys get no negations so he can show off and res you multiple times?
>>570225365who is he?
>>570225428me
>>570225428shittycuck
>>570225428the shifty one, the one that has the only spell he needs from the start of the game, the one who doesn't really need negation because he's ranged and dies in 1 hit with or without, the one you really shouldn't trust
>>570224750No, because he mentioned "sisterwife" first and then witch wife. If wylder had sex with both of them then that means he's also fucking his sister, which is incest. Comprendre?
>>570225615shifty isn't the type to show off, you would know if you've played with him
>>570225697clueless
>>570225674That's based and aristocratic though.
gg red birds nice worm kill at the start, shame we couldn't end on another
gg on the balancers, really nice that we killed the leviathan the first time too.
should've checked on the el el tee bees
>>570225697and what do you call constantly being in dogshit vtuber's games and carrying her on stream?
>>570226739being a smelly girlfailure trainwreck NEET femcel who wants to associate with other smelly girlfailure trainwreck NEET femcels
>carryingTrying and failing*
stop gossiping about me and queue
>>570227036thats kinda hot
>>570227036Wow, she's just like me
>nameless king downs two of us>both 1 bar >boss is around 10% life>cocky motherfucker tries to kill the boss instead of resurrecting>diesPlaying randos is suffering.
ggs dreglord lol
>>570227468dupe shrine for dnaf would've been nice but ended up not matteringgg
>>570226448cc...
>>570227425>go down like a retard >blame teammatesclassic
>>570226448nightmarish lobby
>>570227724dont call me cc
>>570227425You just described the pw's very own terrpaki
>shifty has to beg for people to queuesad state of the pw
>>570225903>narcissist's prayerWell can't say I'm surprised a porn addict would pull that one out.
>>570227967im not in queue, doing other stuff
>>570218375>>570218549I sent him a message on twitch thanking him for clutching an ed dogs run and he posted saying to either bring it up here or on steam, so I added him. Considering he called me shartboardlardcake when we lasted played, I would say my status with him is "tolerated for now" lol.
>>570228058sent that freak flying well done
>>570228368That's a nice petname for you, I think he likes you
>>570228368cringe
>>570227736I do not lessen my fault, but one is 0.5 second bad roll mistake and the other one is being a faggot during 30 seconds. Two hits and we both were back.
Is the queue broken? It keeps bugging out
>>570228750if it goes from 3/3 back ro 1/3 that means you are blocked
Remance… i hope nothing happen this time…
>newfriends blocking drama is starting alreadya bit too soon but I'm all for it
>>570228368I didn't know terr was into transsexuals what a truly strange individual
>>570228368why did you choose steam instead of thanking him in thread?
>>570229171Is there anything wrong with making friends with anons?
>>570229171I mean if someone just posted thanking terr in the thread people would just assume its shitpost
>>570228750happens to me a lot all of a sudden and it's not because of blocks
>>570227792why cc
I like playing with terr and I don't deny his crits like a fag
>>570229324lmao not wrong the psychosis surrounding terr is truly a sight to behold I've never seen something quite like it, reminds me of the erictranny spammer on /v/
>>570218375>he’s just now figuring this outBuddy, who do you think was making all those erp troon posts in dsg lol>>570229324True but he brought that on himself
>>570227792cc why are you playing with trish's boyfriend you know they won't like that
as a wylder it is my duty to deny terr his crits and remove frost status
>>570229713you're doing god's work anon
Is Boss Arena mod /erg/ approved? I need to get better at bosses, and a 40min delay to each practice fight slows the learning to infinite.
>>570229713based devilsaar
gg merchant melty (sorry for not getting it the first time)
I was killing myself to get runes back you goofs, GG
>>570229965GG Caligo, I saw you Rev trying to end it. I had to help you suicide is never the path.
>>570209692you get jack black instead
>>570222660Why is she FAT?
>>570207253>>570208638>>570208431It’s the most telling part that it’s just a cash grab. Literally just putting the video game in movie form is the kind of short sighted idea only penny pinching hooked nose suits come up with and think is a good idea.
>>570229650erp and tgirls are /erg/ culture
>>570212228Are you a tranny like him as well
>>570214398>>570214226@terr thoughts?
>>570230462no and he's not a tranny as far as I can tell, he's just taking advantage of retarded laws to become elegible for women-only benefits
ggs harmonia
gg 1/3
>>570230974gg I swear I didn't kill the dog prematurely
>>570230856Yep, i'm just that. I call myself a sirena (mujer con cola)
>>570231240blocked
What if ironeye had some ice cream
>>570231374>>570230856I only wish I could live as shamelessly as that, what kind of benefits exactly?
>>570231560I've been thinking about him a bit. If his eyes are indeed made of iron, do you think that his... is also made of iron?
>>570231674His eyes aren't made of iron that makes no sense are you retarded
>>570231806mostly tax cuts here and there, better unemployment, better access to some public services and so on
>>570231806Sorry about the link in Cervantes language.https://diferenciaslegaleshombremujerenespana.law.blog/
>>570231895bodied that maggot freak well done
you post here without telling me, I have sex with him
>>570232330oh yeah I forgot about the different legal treatment when it comes to violence and abuse, that's huge
>>570231980>>570232330man spain really has fallen
Glad almost nothing happened.
gg red girlies!>>570229171I enjoy talking to anons here, you're all very funny.
>>570232874this country is actually great only if you're a tourist, don't ever consider moving here permanently
>>570233024rare practice post, how unusual
>>570233024Thanks for saving on Mohg. Yeah it was a clean run mostly. I was hitting like a truck that run, esp with dog raid.
>>570233196Didn't the once great Spanish Conquistadors allow themselves to be colonized by millions of indians and africans migrants like the rest of Europe?
>>570233024>>570233079nothing ever happen. nada
>>570233024Do you prefer when nothing bad happens and it's a clean run? Or do you like a messy run where you have to save the day?
>>570213230Reminds me of that one shrek meme about Mexicans going there>>570214738She’s not actually one she’s just dark skinned
>>570234114>>570214738>nigger japanthats just a gyaru
>>570234593No they are not - Gyaru enjoyer
>>570233451kinda but not on the same level as the french/ british/germans
>>570218248Yuno is too good for him I refuse tot recognize him like that>>570218181>>570218135Many are saying this
gg greg, torches hurt my eyes
>>570219629your damage control is not convincing
i found thisthis is mine
>>570223207weird wishful thinking smeejeet hate post
terr is already clipping that artorias whiff
ggs libra
i didnt see it
>>570235805l-lewd
>>570227036cutecuddling shifty and inhaling her smelly girl fumes
>>570235475>deepshitdesu
>>570221983best post in the thread award
>>570230356Nice backtrack but you’re not getting away from this asswhooping this time
>>570207397????
>>570236413Anon wants me to fly ass first onto him while he's busy
>>570208286even though they’re dead and lame and raped
New nightfarer leaked. She is a maid on a skateboard, solid snake alternate skin found.
>>570236676me
>>570236749What off brand of cigarette do you smoke while you do a kickflip?
>>570236907whatever the older kids have to sell me today
>>570212350>>570212319>>570212015dune kinda sucks it’s just kinda boring but the giant sand worm is cool I will admit
>>570237370Marlboro
>>570237609i like prince whites but there's nothing wrong with good ol cowboy killers
>>570237609Kools, but only accepted from an 80 year old black man.
>>570237607it must have been a cooler thing to read in a pre internet pre gulf war world
gg serious greg squad
>>570237607>>570238929weird zoomer admissions that their attention spans are fried and they have no soul
gg streggles really wasn't intending to use the griefbow but I had awful drops that runthanks for the succ negation, pretty much all i had
>>570238929For all we know arab moneyed interest is why it is popular at all. Reading it before it publicly got known for what it is would probably get very strange people trying to ingratiate and groom on you.
oh yeah it's time to lose
>>570239219please, I just read all of Buddenbrooks a few months ago and that shit was long and dry>>570239258strange and disturbed post
>>570210665>>570210921>>570211457>>570212360Stop drugging yourself up this is bad for you I can’t to stand to see it
>>570239948gg what a terrifying game, the birds were all ice skating all over the place
>>570240003sorry
>>570238564What a strange thing to say
>>570240069nothing you can do about it dw, the worm was surprisingly fine though
nightmare latency with the resident bangladeshian as host
>>570239219nope I’m currently reading the complete collection of the original Conan stories and they’ve been great so far dune just feels kinda dated by sci fi standards
ggs gnoster
I swear the game gives max hp relics a higher weighting for -vigor just to fuck with you
>>570239970>this is bad for youYou wouldn't believe how much has my brain power lowered over the years. But well, what's done is done.
>>570241018that's what drinking poison does to you, do a safer drug at least
>>570239970you don't even know me, you don't know how bad it is
>>570233024why did you grief the lionis it because you lost your own streak that day
>>570241179>I'm over it
>>570241232>anyone wronged ever should be over it or you're a faggot
SSBSSBED LibraSSBSSBAdelSSBDregSSB
sex with clapcake and trish after a run unf unf unf
queue pls
>he's still talking about it
>he's still defending the honor of his boyfriend
Bane?
>>570239339how rude
>>570238497>>570238141>>570237930>>570222829>>570222689It makes me very happy when you post things like this
>>570221434terr is a fucking retard i remember the first interaction i had with him he posted me 3 barring and flamed me because i had a bad game that he couldn't even carry lol
>>570242358tell his girlfriend to punish him
I will be the next terrbal
>>570222315Horse armor, some new weapons I think… that’s about it.>>570222959>>570222660You have the wrong company if you want something this kino unfortunately
gg losers heolpii always get too conscious of repeated evasions
I think that was actually my first time fighting heolster as executor lmao
>>570205991>that hook nosepottery
>>570242831>>570242836why does zane get two erg waifus
Who is the best executor here and why is it terr
>>570242836i think that's my first time fighting him as recluse tooi'd take guardian dodge over recluse dodge any day
>>570242831>>570242836gg honest game, except for the double geysered by heolstor award moment
>>570243034kek, yeah I know the data says her dodge is good but it just feels floaty and jank
>>570243034>>570243335it only feels like that for the first several gamesit's definitely as good as the data says, just different
>>570243590While I dont play her much, i still have over 70 games as recluseIt still feels that way
>>570242997Practice, Piqf and Sludge Merchant were better
peakoof
Who are the anons who are best at each character?
>>570243841I'll post the official list after this game
>>570242997>terr>best at anything besides maybe munching on currygood one
>>570243743They’re all worse at deflecting but yeah they’re better teammates as executor
>>570233451No, that would be their compromised governments forcing that on them under threat of death/imprisonment like the rest of the continent.
>>570243841I am the cutest at revenant
>>570244335he's pretty good at welfare fraud too
>>570244509Name?
>>570243841I'm the best at dying.
>>570243841terr clears no diff
>>570238141us
>>570161134What’s wrong with Warhammer
>>570243841I'm very fat they call me fatty mcfat
>>570245402Undercaker main?
https://youtu.be/Fq33bc7JdCk?is=DMD-tGexwCDyi_R2this is you
>>570229523said no one ever + cringe post
>>570206924Neither would have been good. I think some other kind of media would have been the way to go.>>570205226>>570204768>>570205582>>570206472>>570206651Thank you for the insightful speculation it was amusing but this is all about a decade late also you definitely talk like a woman just saying.
>>570229713*your crits + based
>>570245750brown men say this a lot
>>570234593>gyaruThat's just a >bimbo Japan however
>>570237930kino
>>570244335you bodied that brown shitter, well done.
>>570218375>>570218549>>570218654>>570218493>>570220019>he doesn’t know what went on in containment Anon… keep the irony of this in mind next time he starts insulting cupcake
>>570245402we know bjark
>>570246325I hate how almost right you are but there is one intrusive thought I have that can explain why that is not entirely true but it will probably put me on the FBI watchlist so just imagine I said it. You already know.
>>570245526i dont even check the chest any more. hate crabs
>>570243806never thought someone else would read his name that way
ggs harmonia heolstor
ty for grafted
gg guy >>570247565nw glad I got it charged in time for you to get some stacks
>>570247065patheticI bet you don't even bomb federal buildings
ergies angrily typing away with their soft lanky tranny hands
>>570247065what?
>>570247435it's funny
>>570247774now imagine them stroking your face and calling you handsome
>>570247831do you call other ergies with pet names too
>>570247565what's with the practice tier screencap?
>>570245402I am the best Recluse
>>570247565is nightreign such a resource intense game to the point where you make it look potato quality to squeeze out every last frame you can possibly get?
>>570246915>>570247053>>570246290>>570245750>>570244335terr lives rent free in your head lil bro keep crying
>>570248968No
>>570248968anon I get constant 60fps which is not hard with a good apc, hes just a poorfag esl latinx
>>570248604>>570248968i'm trying to understand xhis mind
he's trying to get inside the mind of the brown potato graphics griefer
>>570248116gay
move>>570249378>>570249378>>570249378
>>570249114>>570247774stop crying terr you brought this on yourself
ggs caligo
>>570245308nothing it just makes her clitty leak for some reason
