Malezen BWC Edition >Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3rfUC80DE [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]>Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Patch 7.51 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c46881a31a2c90d0965493c921b434eca09113f8>Make it Rain Campaign: May 29 - June 24https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/the_make_it_rain_campaign/NX0yR0viwE>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• June 10, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Twin Peaks >>569791549 Previously: >>570156408
my fiddie is
Time is money friend.
hi
beginning of the thread post the ebin you would choose to eb
>>570169969Megarian Id
>You sense the presence of a powerful mark...what is that?
{Thinking}
whenever people post emote chains like /pet /pet /dote /hug I picture a shinto priestess' weird clapping and bowing.
Ruri Tora is schizoing himself and samefagging again, clearly he wants something out of his "friends" and he's gonna whine and slither his way into it
If FFXIV is pro chud then why did the first Dark Knight kill a priest for being a pedophile
i'm not actually a sprout, do i accept this?
>>570169849Spooky Club starts in about two-ish hoursFeel free to ask questions
Blasting my clit at the quicksand reading all the search infos there and imagining myself with them
Every time I hear the word chud I picture chort but dressed like guy fieri how fucked up is that?
>>570170093My moonie would comfort her.
I finished this savage tier, but what do I start on next? Do I start up Occult Crescent or Cosmic Exploration? I was thinking Cosmic since it has current content, but I'm not sure if I should do it.
>>570170010Megarian Id
>>570170047you walked into an area teeming with qos raen
Catboy x Femra
Slampig lala are low tier?oh dear..
Everyone wants to EB malezen
Casual CC Crystal 7:30 ET
>>570170047it means an S rank hunt mark spawned. they usually have unusual spawning conditions, you can ask around in shout for it.
>>570170139Ya I like joining the novice network when I return
has any1 on balmung been getting really weird lag rn?
>>570170010Megarin Id
>>570170047a powerful hunt mark appeared in the zone, they're either an A or S rank and should be handled with a group.
>>570170115Because pedophilia is a leftist thing. Sartre and Foucalt famously met when trying to argue pedophilia should be legalized in post-liberation France. Epstein was a leftist and so were his customers. Comet Ping Pong, etc. A storyline where the good guys who did the right thing were treated as the villains by powerful elites with control of the media is very chuddy.
>>570170216Yum
>>570170010Megar Id
Never let the opps win, /xivg/.
>>570170139Most Novice Network channels are used by server based "celebrities" as a free world chat. It CAN be good, and it CAN be helpful, but by and large it's a shithole. It's entirely dependent on your specific server. Join it and if you don't like it you can just leave whenever you want if it ends up being garbage.
>lovebombs you>traumadumps you>manipulates you>squeezes out information>gossips about it>stalks you>gaslights you>isolates you>schizos you
>>570170191you start despairing how everything else is mindless slop made for botsor you go do the ultimate
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zHRvLywZeI
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqzeNF2_eakGo fuck yourself, choke yourself.
>>570170371>Because pedophilia is a leftist thing.It was a priest>Epstein was a leftist and so were his customers.Oh you're just shooting the shit, I get it
>>570170482Can someone snap this retard's data?
>>570170257The fact that there are some playing malezen who haven't scored is baffling to me.
Why is it always "rape" and never "cuddling while kissing"...
>>570170006https://youtu.be/3OEDwKpMMNM
>>570170371boo
>>570170551hey can you stop shitting up the thread already? thanks
>>570170139Nah. Better off googling your question. Anyone who answers is likely googling it anyway. Novice Network is mostly used as a flirty, gay chatroom by a handful of people.
>>570170597With Megarian Id
>>570170597Lho...
>>570170580*turns syncshells off*
>>570170482I'm not BiS since I'm still missing the weapon since I only beat Savage last week and I did all of it in pf so I don't have a static to funnel gear to me. Not that I would want to since I don't like being in statics anymore.
>>570170319Nope, but I'm in my FC room. I have been getting horrible lag and bad ping in Ul'dah but that's to be expected
>>570170148Face it, no one is going to to spooky club until you allow being lewd! That's why you always have a low turnout!
>>570170551be nice!
>>570170006could you imagine liking shoegaze? how gay.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEoCEVIssiQ
>>570170371not even trying but i hope you know the term leftist is essentially meaningless
Why is it always cuddling after sex, and never rape?
>>570170006Hey manhttps://youtu.be/ta-Z_psXODw?si=zbjzKQ7aVkqh1huh
Megarian Id
>>570170115Change Hilda's skin to that of a nigger and Heavensward becomes the story of every modern californian slop game.You don't need to change anything else, all the elements are there. The church is hilariously evil and everyone is deranged so the heroes can look good.Anyone who thinks this shit is chuddy is only trying to rationalize a piece of media they like into being based because thats what their political compass is all about.
Any tools to bulk download a catbox album?
>>570170709you could do away with that rule and nothing would change: xivggers don't plap in public.
>>570170551Sitting on you.
>>570170010Megarian Idalso this one >>570170735
>>570170463many of you would fold if a mentally ill gold digging biofem said this to you
>>570170371
My middie is like this, center.
>>570170006https://youtu.be/87b6lt8HUpw>>5701702577kneel my liege
>>570170709spooky club is the last frequently attended wholesome meetup we regularly have
>>570170447>>570170661nah like i don't have any questions, i know my way around never really got to participate in NN before tho so i was just wondering if it was worth it for the laughs or if i can ask funny stupid questions to waste mentors time if i can think of any
>>570170878It creeps me out
>>570170371the sissies REALLY didn't like this post.
>>570170890Why can't we have a real lizard race like this
>>570170006Watch me double diphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AFmTwwZOjU
>>570170709that is the last thing it needs
May i post my maleroe's summer pic
>>570170216How does one acquire a femra as a catboy?
can megarian id's dick finally fix ruri tora?
>>570170878yea I guess if you never had a girlfriend before and were starved for attention you'd say yesas someone whose dated a few people, the person just looks crazy, desperate, and clingy, until you actually deal with those things, you probably just make up some fairytale in your head>yea she's clingy>that means she likes to sleep next to me :)
>>570170597>"cuddling while kissing"my malera abandoned the possibility of a loving, wholesome relationship long ago
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>>570170685unless you pay for a merc run lootmaster weapon drop, you will have to accept that it might be 8 books and by the time you got that, the last relic step is out soon anyways
I wouldn't plap Meg
>>570171024Fanta to Malezen first, then ya
>>570170006https://youtu.be/Yuj0Wiig2CI
>>570170878I'd probably entertain the notion but I'm too grown ass many to fall hook line and sinker.
>>570171025message MF (My Femra)
>>570171054who do you think populates /xivg/ oomfie
>>570171071It's literally pride month, you bigot
>>570170556Popery is also a leftist thing. >shooting the shitI can see you're ESL since you don't know that common expression doesn't mean what you intended to mean, but no, Epstein was a lifelong leftist with leftist views, leftist friends, and leftists on his island. Chuds voted for the guy who called the FBI on him, after all. So yeah DRK is a really chuddy story and appeals very much to the sort of vigilante "gotta do what's right" militia dudebro mindset of righties.
I wish there was a real bigger who could tell I'm masturbating while reading his search info at the quicksands
>>570171028Megarian's dick is claimed by the Ultros twins
>>570171057>maleraLMAOOOOOOOOOOO
man i dont know how you guys are able to be in these syncshells 24/7i end up just being horny nonstop and having no desire to do content
My femra wishes this would happen to her...
What are the must have orchestrion rolls for a house?
>>570171008
>>570171025i wish i knew the secreti'll ask around
>mrbrappy still on p3>this is our premier guide maker
>>570170941>i was just wondering if it was worth it for the laughs or if i can ask funny stupid questions to waste mentors time if i can think of anyIf you've never been in there before, it might be worth it to take a peek into the likely clown show, find out who the big trannies on campus are. It's not really more than that though. It's mostly a chatroom for whichever 5 people decided they own the NN. Asking questions is kind of a retarded thing to do, but if you were an actual sprout and had no idea about anything, it might be worth. Even when I was a sprout, I never got invited to NN until I had already leveled everything to 60 and was in Stormblood.
>>570171193ronfaure
>>570171054>crazy, desperate and clingyruri.png
i am fully tapped in
>>570171064God I love being a Finger
>>570171191The Ultros twins do this
>>570170878As a fellow mentally ill <male character> it just terrifies me because I mentally cannot bring myself to grow attached to partners or plaps but get extremely possessive of friends and KNOW just how bad that can get, and don't want to reinforce that mental illness when there's a guarantee we will make eachother worse.
>>570171168you ackolnowledge my pain, kitten
>>570171230He's not a raid racer. You retards think every content creator must be the best of the best, but that is almost never the case.They are average, maybe above average.
So I know where the raceplay addicts go and where the faggots go but where do the ageplayers in the quicksand hang out? There's got to be a place for them...
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPnFLl5LiYY
>>570170812Making Hilda a brown queen would only make chuds like her more for being based I'm just saying.
>>570171193Papaya
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En4UJE1TDf8
>>570171024Yes please
clingy this clingy thatwhat even is clingy
>>570171261that shit mad goofy
>>570170006<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Zd0j0xnhWFw?si=is4cqyGfb2hXICc_" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>do it /xivg/
Why did RT do it?
>>570171353Not the quicksands. The bench, right next to where you TP into Ul'dah. The one outside the flame barracks, that's the lowlander bench
>>570171353Unironically the lala bench or the bench near the main aetheryte in Ul'dah
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VP5ODVBFq8
>>570170878I wouldn't because any romantic or sexual advanced toeards me is not genuine and has ulterior motives
>>570171385name of outfit?
>>570171070I'm not sure if I can finish all of OC by the time the second area comes out next month and that includes relics? Also, I think I need to do the first OC to do the second one? So I should concentrate on doing Cosmic?
>>570171114dc/world?
>>570171407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd0j0xnhWFwwhoops wrong clipboard
>>570171402wyd if i told u i have pants like this irl from cyberdog
>>570170006https://youtu.be/7aAW_Hm1P4I?si=bwS1sHwbClv6cHqq
Are there any inverted nipple mods
>>570171483https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/157757
You have no idea who I am.But I know who you are.And I want to fuck you.Lovingly.
I'm not paying attention to the garuda anchor
>>570171628ty and cute elf
>>570170890My hrothgar is like that, with less armor
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0JWch9baEQ
>>570171519end of july yep
>>570171287Me too.
>>570171670This to that bloonie
>>570171386Ogey just for u anon, no one else open the pic.
>>570171691ofc friend i hope you enjoy it :)
>>570170093being the bpd tranny he is, this makes a lot of sense
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAjJNnhmA4c
Spookyra shot me on the street for knowing too much... send a healer....
I'm on Crystal and I am a leftist.
>>570171768Me three.
you wouldnt believe how much drama could be avoided if you just don't befriend lalafells, miqo'te, or au ra
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS-fOh1CfhQ
should my sunnie order food y/n
which ebins samefag
Transsisters and cucks, we lost. The media literate miggerchuds won. It's time to up the percentage to 42%...
>>570171925Checks out.
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8T0_u1xE6k
>>570172004me
>>570172004Megarian Id
m... ME veena.... heeehe......
>>570171925me too anon wanna be friends?
>>570171978Based sunnieI love this remix of that songhttps://soundcloud.com/tootsietoska/no-broke-boys-toska-bootleg
>>570171073>m*lezen
>>570172004Might as well ask which days end in y
>>570169849>alphies malezen bwc in my fiddiebased
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRqLquSKVhU>>570171893Summer is here and it comes with cute summer sunnies! :3
>>570171978wife
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>>570170257Thats because malezen are high value kings
>>570171373It would mean her white malezen father colonized a brown fiddie servant girl in the kitchens.
>>570171925You think you're tough?Heh, try being a chud on Faerie.. you wouldn't last a day in my shoes......
>>570171953What about this https://x.com/KNP_767/status/2063971056873054504/photo/1
>>570172137smooching this sunner's tummer
>>570172182Not my particular taste, but it's well-drawn.
>>570171756What is your honest opinion on what I should do next if I don't care for Ultimates at the moment?
Post tummy piercings.
>>570169849funny, I just gposed him fucking my femwol
oh wait no wonder you guys are being chuddy, it's the malezen/maliddie cord raid
>>570172232Plap Megarian Id on your femralt.
>>570172078you fool do not buff them further with ugly bastard rapist aura or they'll become unstoppable Super Slangers!
>>570170878I had a very healthy relationship before, I don't need that.
>>570172231>hags in cowkinis are not your tasteNaruhodo
>>570169895Late reply because I just noticed your post but he looks and acts like this!
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klHpznbGeYc
>>570172004All of them, why do you think they're ebins? Force yourself until people do the forcing for you, like our dear friend [redacted] has been doing all day
Ryne and Gaia status... in Summer?
>>570172389I've never liked the cowprint stuff, idk why. I like regular bikinis more.
>>570172332don't do this
>>570172430the shoulder lol
>>570172403Yep. I'm thinking amazon press.
>>570172430Fuck Gaia while keeping it a secret from Ryne.
>>570172430hypnotized
>>570171925You and every hrothgar and roegadyn
>>570172072I find it funny how all the remixes sound better than the original lol thanks for showing me this anon!>>570172149*smooch*
>>570172430lesbians, forgotten by SQEnix and still stuck in side content
>>570172004If you don't samefag yourself as an ebin, you end up like KR
>>570172430Turning heads and tightening shorts.
>>570170047Megarian Id
>>570172158T R V T HRVTH>>570172326Cord? No, my moonie shrimply likes simping for Malezens
>>570172403aww nahhh what the hell this fruity nigga wearin cuh
I hide Ryne and Gaia posts.
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqqbs7Q9NIc
>>570172468What about goldkinis or memekinis?
>>570172004Megarian Voloux
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1oTmDGYbI8
>>570172332???
>>570172603Those are usually fine, yeah.
>>570172158sex with this mroes melf
>>570170551c ute
>>570172029My favorite dog!
>>570172403I had an inkling it was this mweener...
>we've gone from ruri tora spam to megarian id spamcan we go ONE thread without retards dropping their names 300 times in a row?
>>570169849Is it "acceptable" in the wider fandom to talk about wanting to fuck Alphinaud or will that ruffle some feathers still?
>>570170006Hello! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRhErLqpdto
god damn i hate miera
>he's back to skinwalking wryxSo much for leaving huh?
>>570172585A cute dress of course! You should try wearing it too, anon! https://xivmodarchive.com/modid/156218>>570172769Who's this...? Either way, mweeen :3
can my femezen rest her head in your lapshe is so very tired
>>570172563Ryne would never wear this.
>>570172563Gaia is so fucking ugly man.
>>570172761Bullpup is my fav too, the way the lil chud splays on the floor always makes me insta-smile
never samefagged, nor i'm shitposting when i'm giving my honest opinion and i don't really consider myself as an ebin either. i'm a nobody>>570172232have you cleared the new criterion? those are similar difficulty wise to savages but as 4man, and can be some fun if you can find ppl to play them through with. PF for them are kinda dead though as their rewards suck and most ppl play them in their already formed statics or just grab their friends.
Post your femra!
>>570172173...how much is a fanta
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>>570172885Of course she would, she's already interested in strip clubs.
>>570172939I don't read your posts at all because I see your character and I immediately know that your thoughts on any matter are irrelevant and worthless.
>>570170006https://youtu.be/GiRvsO021lo
>>570173019Whoa whoa whoa what the hell are you filling her mind with?
>>570172997
>>570170006https://youtu.be/pqobRu9aR3M?si=-N2LMlriQzjfUXHWIt's fucking hot today.
My femlala will eat this long glizzy and she will not share.
>>570173053stay mad, bad and keep seething
>>570172939I have not done the new criterion, but if OC and Cosmic both become dead content before I can finish them I don't know if I could do it solo in a timely matter.
>>570172326
>>570172939u can't be a nobody whilst also posting like 50 times a day
>>570170006https://youtu.be/7B44gyvBsTA?si=D09kBlEKB8VVEzdu
>>570171787I love summer
top 5 moonies??
target exdeath for vacuum wave please
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdOkQ6THDVw
>>570172403fellow mweeeeeen
>>570173314Megarian Id if he was a moonie
>>570173297auntie dat is way too much food ........ U are going to be so fat..
>>570173361
>>570171670This to that femlala
>>570173104That's a wife
Shut up Meg.
For me, it's Smeg, or Summer Megarian Id
I ate, but the hunger pains won't stop.
>>570173096zero and her went to the honeybee and she said she saw the allure of it if she didnt understand it yet at her age (she lied)
>>570173393*flips your fruity skirt and cops a feel
>>570173474Which...
seriously need a real man to turn me into a proper woman
quickshot veenas
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rw5tbl5Wfcthis fucking song's been in my head all fucking dayfuck
I love you, goodnight and see you soon
>>570173441new shirt looks great bro
>>570173393Mween! Cute nails!
>>570173708aha heyyy
>>570173367my malezen would rape the FUCK out of you
>>570173702Can't say, silly billy
>>570173769thanks brothe form fitting really was the move desu catboy frame goes so hard in it
>>570173229by the sounds of things that's your wheelhouse
>>570173850Come on, you're anonymous. What's the harm?
>>570173819My malezen scorns your malezen for his harlotry
>>570173702Yours.. don't go into any dark alleyways, it's dangerous for a girl like you, you know?
A good thread in which to be malezen.
My himcess big booty miera turned out to be a chudcess and hates niggas.What should I do?
My malezen rapes other weaker malezen
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>>570173982not you
>>570172836it's not even a skinwalk, skinwalks are supposed to at least be a little believable
>>570173920No one is truly anonymous. Not even you, not even me
hat trick of bad posts
>>570173982Careful bro... >>570174052
I encountered a nopan moonie today
kill me
>>570174052My malezen isn't weak. He is stronger than your malezen and is the real warrior of light.
>>570174005rape him into submission
>>570174136I'm not a bug chaser.
>>570174093Minesmelf. >>570174136This is why you always carry a gun as a malezen. Never be caught lacking or you deserve it.
>>570174138encountering this nopan moonie and putting a litter of puppies in her
>>570173965Noted, go into dark alleyways for a thrill...>>570174114Tch, stingy.
>>570170216real>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlEMp315cNQ
Find a Balmung FemlalaSexually harass herFlip her skirt upExpose her rear Make her quiver from embarrassment
what if... on aether...
>>570172997My femra.>>570172836I offered to cuck the skinwalker since clearly that's what he wants.
>>570174142yea no im not helping you through story narration dungeon. use the trusts. I got my bird.
>>570173243you could try getting into FT runs while prepping for the new OC zone too. they are mostly ran via discord communities, but it's definitely worth experiencing as it's kinda different to the usual. the next OC zone will have an easymode and a hardmode of the next foray dungeon
Which one should be my main
the origin story of my femraen chudra WoL who can’t do anything right is that she got kicked out of sui no sato by her parents after she opened an onigiri wrapper incorrectly one too many times and they got sick of her
>>570174264if you have to ask then 2
>>570174138Knotting this nopan moonie
>>570172061If you're serious sure.
>>570174264Top if you're a good poster, bottom if you're a bad poster.
my femra doesnt care when guys cum early because it was already in her mouth
>>570174156
>>5701742641 unironically gives me bad vibes so 2
meenas are literally like thisWHAT is the appeal
>>570171025they just mean g'raha dont listen to them
>>570174264top if you don't have debilitating AGP
>>570174067I remember the butthurt the day modders were able to remove her helmet to find out she wasn't a cute musclegirl but instead was an ugly manfaced tranny.
>>570174246can you cuck me instead?
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMF4RwWGAn0>>570172580Good tastes sis>>570172729>mroes melfSorry its just me
What causes a grown ass man to start larping as a teenager girl in an online videogame?
Guys you'll never guess who forgot to reapply the tisane buff between tool mastery missions, totally ruining the mission at the very last opportunity
>>570174478wait hujs melf looks like this? fanta when
>>570174478so why don't you go back to malezen instead of being a degenerate
>>570174518Massive Multiplayer Online ROLE PLAYING Game
Megarian Id turned me into his girl...
Hubbaglubba
>>570174518lack of attention
malezen x femezen
>come back after 450+ days of being unsubbed (tl;dr game shit SE killed my bestie)>first story quest is about epic tacos>already sunk the month's sub cost because i got memed on by the free play periodsomeone give me strength i just want to catch up in case 8.0 tickles my fancy
>>570174405My malezen will win and put a stop to your malezens evil ways...
>>570174518complete and total lack of positive attention throughout his entire life
>>570174518The attention they get that they would never get as a man
>>570174518Like with most RP and vidya: It's something you can't do in real life
>>570174539/pet /petThere's always next time, right?
>>570174264>white hair blue eyes>black hair red eyesThey should fuck
>>570174575Huj...
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adaTEdqR4xI
>>570174627skipmaxx nigger nothing in the story matters. it's literally all filler.
>>570174226its peak
>>570174651Nice tranny cope
>>570174518
>>570174598so true bestie
>>570174478so why don't you go back to malezen and let me be a degenerate towards you
>>570174669There is, but I wasted the last 15 minutes of my food buff :( but I won't make the same mistake next time!
>>570174746A man can't be a woman, there's no cope here.
>>570174264The guy
>>570174704Stop pushing colonizer narratives. Stop pushing colonizer narratives. Stop pushing colonizer narratives. Hey hey! Ho ho! WMBF has got to go! MLK DID NOT GET SLIMED FOR THISGEORGE FLOYD DID NOT GET SLIMED FOR THISMAD DISRESPECTFUL YO
>>570174518me on my way to my a female character that i want to fuck
>>570174518>Voice train to sound female>Get the benefits from it
>>570174916''No''
>>570174223>Tch, stingy.Fine, I'll give you some sort of something, then. She's very sweet, has a bit of a sensitive streak, and she's real funny. I did not say this. I am not here.
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>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ti7ovjaDG4
so apparently phoenix down are actually useful now??
>>570174981giwtwmf
>>570175042always have been
is it sunnie time
>>570175042have been for a while, but only in 4 player content.
>>570174627Just skip you fucking retard. I never skipped anything, but then 7.1's opening was some more bullshit, so I just started skipping everything. I have NO IDEA what's happening in the story, I have NO IDEA who Halmarut is, I have NO IDEA who Calyx is, I hope the YouTubers will do story recaps or maybe even the game itself will do a story recap because they know everyone skipped cuz Wuk Lamat.
>be in CC>be behind>enemy only got 11% on checkpoint>go overtime>wipe them>we get 60% on checkpoint>get wiped>DefeatI don't fucking get how that works
>>570174364yea im serious dw lol its nice to meet some1 else, r u on rn?
>>570175063brother you could carry 1 and couldn't use it in combat before I remember this very clearly
My lalagirl is taking the fast laneon the road to nowhere...
>>570174981cop's body cameras being called bwc is some hilarious cosmic irony.
Malezen on guard.
>>570175081made for anal with hrothgar
>>570175181It had niche uses but it was still useful.
thoughts on my wobble beast
Ur a grown ass man join the Discord VC
>>570175206My Balmung Sunnie has 4..
>>570175136checkpoint is checkpoint, 1% and 99% progress are treated as a tieit's worse if they made checkpoint before overtime and you didn't, because then they can win if they get you off the checkpoint even if you start it after overtime
>>570175241My he/him pawg lalaboy is build like this
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI_918WWzCg
>>570175198my lalaboy will take that ride, as long as he's got you by his side
>>570175245*joins VC**doesnt say a single word and still talks via text chat*
>>570175206I will give you a commendation.
>>570175245No, you will laugh to my ESL ass
>>570175208They've slammed a lot of brown women over hoods
Kairi Rune mogs you
>>570174462No.
>>570175136The percentage cap on the 50% basically never matters. You have to actually get to 50.1%. And if you start out behind on OT you have only that single push to get there.The only time the sub-cap % matters is if you go to a full 15 minute timeout where both teams are at 50% cap.
>>570175348We all have accents bigger
>>570174539What would it take for you to dump your wife and be my wife instead?
Lowlanders.Post em if you got em!
>continue the cutscene>wuk lamat fucking bursts onto the scene almost immediatelyIT'S MY FIRST CUTSCENE BACK YOU RAGGEDY BITCH GIVE A MAN TIME TO BREATHE>>570174726>>570175125i don't LIKE that feeling of not knowing what's going on and i've gone 12 years without skipping, i don't want to start now, hence my request for strength
>>570175408if the challenge is "pretend not to be from xivg, join xivg queues, have a 47% lifetime win rate from playing them, and melt in quickchat constantly" then yeah
>>570174915You untied the poll
>>570175081I used to be in love with a girl that looked just like this minus the cat ears and crazy hair
They should add a second dye channel to the tiamat mail, and if they do I hope it's the glowing parts so I can dye them red
>>570175408You mean the diaper lala that couldn't even win CCRC?
>>570175461Just skip and wait for the YouTuber recap, retard. You'll NEVER finish the MSQ if you actually pay attention. I know i wouldnt' have
>>570175136If the enemy team makes it to the checkpoint and you didn't by the time Overtime hits, you're at a significant disadvantage. There's a reason that people will fight tooth and nail to keep the enemy at 49% because if they touch 50%, you will not win the match until you break through their checkpoint entirely.
>>570174560>>570174563>>570174818More than likely for 8.0 since i like doing the expansion MSQs as him
>>570175461kill your artificial mind my friend. and believe you men when I say its ALL filler. It's barely above "tataru learns mining" level of shit. Just ask for a QRD when you're done.
time to play cc for the first time in months ohoho this would be terrorism even if I was sober
I like goring blades anim and sfx
>>570170586Some of us are too autistic to have any game
did you like my song
CRYSTAL, BALMUNG
Worst catboys?
>>570175456this is mine
>>570175684jesus christ
>>570170586I don't want to score. I am not interested in a relationship.
>>570175652For me it's Drill
I thought diamond would be better for CC but I just watched a samurai run in 1v5, dying instantly right as we were trying to regroup to defend against the final push
>>570175480>>570175543Farther than /xivg/'s bestBetter than the Crystal Bads
>>570174825That's the spirit. Learn from the past but keep striding forward.
>>570175684man
>>570175664Which was yours again?
>>570170047my moonie is in the area
lala-chan kawaii ne
>>570175456
>>570175676the sexpesthe knows who he is
>>570175684same energy
>log in>walk into my house>walk out of my house>log outi need a rest after all that hard work
>>570175684Bikini. Now.
>>570170371>Epstein was a leftist and so were his customers.>Donald Trump is a leftist
>>570175684kill yourself i mean it
>>570175841This is my moonie's choice as well
>>570175839it'd be snug but it'd fit
>>570175582good first step of your 12 step programnext step is distancing yourself from turbo gooners who only want to masturbate with you
This gave me the ick sisters
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>>570175760You couldn't catch me dead wearing a participation award.
>>570175916nta but look up what he ran as before the 2016 election
>>570175551fuck youtube recaps man that'd be boring to listen to on top of being less engaged with what i'm already doing>>570175586what, really? i thought sphene un-died or some shit, i dropped the game after i saw what awaited me in 7.2
>>570175916Who called the FBI on Epstein? But funny enough before he found out about all that he was a Dem and it was one of the reasons why he switched parties. Big Don saw the dirt and walked away.
>>570175990the hell is that font
>>570176029How reddit contrarian of you
>>570175551I didn't skip any cutscenes and I finished the MSQ. Though to be fair, I was playing with JP audio so.... *Gestures in a vague non-committal sort of way*
>>570174518They're usually homosexuals that want a shot at plapping straight men
anyone wanna duo CC with me sunnie?
>>570176124+ or -
Veena here
>>570175408>>570176090This series of posts brought to you by Kairi Rune on behalf of the Monk that shit on him and then potted because they were at half health and mana.
>>570176124wld u teach me how to get better at it? am sprout
Worst thing I've ever put my guy in. This glamour is not making it out of the inn room.
>>570176124dc & world? my moonie likes cc!!
>>570176089It's the xiv 1.0 font
>>570175245>>570175340i do this because we already know the strat we’re following and im not making or need to be carried by callouts
nobody who ever said veena here followed it up with a good post
>>570176063Honestly the shit with Sphene was entertaining enough to make me power through and ignore Wuk Lmao.Then again I think Sphene is cute
>>570176173Why would that matter...>>570176209I'm not a good teacher for CC...
>>570173809
>>570176208You sound so mogged right now its unreal
>>570176221that's kinda soulful
>>570176063No I'm being rather hyperbolic to vent my frustration at how shit it is but basically>.2 sets up new foe>.3 concludes .2 setup>.4 is worldbuilding (msq becomes tolerable)>.5 is filler but sets up a bit of evercold and has its moments
>>570176310it matters because duo queuing CC is basically marriage
>>570175684My highlander does this to lowlanderhttps://o.uguu.se/YDlfyFEP.png
>>570176341lmao gottem, cry more baby bitch
>>570174627just read the text, you baby
>>570176382erm I'm nyot looking for a EB
Who wants to be the chump who buys my femra's fortune carrot off the marketboard
>>570176124Balmung wolfs den if u wanna duo q.
How the fuck are you supposed to NIN in cc? I feel like I do 0 fucking damage, especially if I'm ever forced to mudra for a defensive
>1.48% enrage on p2So close, yet so far...
>>570176363https://files.catbox.moe/y73qsx.pmpHere's the mod if you or anyone else wants it, I think it adds a lot more charm to the game
My femra loves femezen and hrothgals and one day they might like her too... they should post more.... way more....
>>570176607Just got into a frontlines game oof
CC got some serious terrorists queuing up right now.
>>570176503CC duos outside of an eternal bond....what a hussy....
>>570175125>skip ALL of post-ARR>still fall in love with HW because they make it pretty standalone and coherent>same thing with post-SBIts gonna happen again they always brush the post patch shit aside super fast and it becomes standalone. We wont need a recap.
Is there any clues on what the new housing district may be?
aunt tii is committing food crimes giving the alexandrians taco-flavored food paste packets and still calling them tacos
>>570176718Allahu Ackbar.
>frontlines samurai sets up a perfect chiten guard>gets mobbed so hard he dies 100-0 while guardinglmao
>>570175034CUTE
>when nobody in your party uploads the log so it looks like you're a prog liarI'm really at p2 enrage you gotta believe me...
>>570176718casual cc is always an al qaeda training camp
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>>570176758100% biofem piloted
>>570176718Sorry anon, that was me terrorizing your ranked matches
>>570176814dodging these calls hard
nigga wtf is this diddyfoids minion
>>570170006https://youtu.be/H_aUpUCrg1YI can't post my character because I had sex while this song was playing and I want people to think I'm an incel
>>570176719We could be doing some duo CC right nyow if you would stop being so tsuntsun
>>570176962https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/fallguys/
>Messages me wanting to arrange a time to do things>Agree on a time>They message me when the time comes>Reply>No Reply back>Message again with no reply>Now inside a house>I know for a fact they're going to come back later asking me "why I didn't want to play"It's all so tiring
>>570176962I think that's what the kids call an amongus.
>>570176814I hated soul memory. I wanted to help new players beat The Last Giant but after only a few summons my Soul Memory is too high to help new players.
>>570176758CUTE
>>570174585fatass
I don't feel like I get Frontlines. Short of finding enlightenment, is there a way to get better? Like a series of videos about how to be cool in Frontlines and make your pvp rivals salty?
>>570177043Maybe you should goon with bro
>>570177038Am I supposed to know what this shit is
>>570177043this is when you start crafting receipts to BTFO them
>>570177043I'd never do you like that.
>>570176281yeah she's alright, got done dirty by the writers in .0 though>>570176373it's ok i also like some hyperbole if it helps my case, thanks>>570176449they killed my class man, i gotta enjoy SOMETHING here, surely..?>>570177043this sounds like you should ignore this individual entirely>>570177136nobody gets frontlines, just do violence where your team is
Do we like this?
>>570177118Crushing you
>>570177249she looks like shes having a S.T.R.O.K.E.
>>570175428I dare not even entertain such a reality, the game would be a much sadder place for me without my EB
>>570177249fucking tourists stay out of hingashi
>>570177249This game is so fucking cringe, jfc
>>570175851yes yes...>>570176403I don't like shotas as bottoms so based tbdesu
you can't tell my femra what to do
>>570177249not particularly, no
>>570177248Wholeheartedly agree, .2 and .3 do try to rectify it.
Are there any inverted nipple mods? I remember there being some pre-DT
>>570177249IJIN GO HOME
>>570177043This is a situation that is inside your head, its not real dont get angry over it.BUTIf that fucker actually hits you with that.That nigga is NOT your friend.
>>57017724fucking gaijin
>>570177364now report for paladin hypnosis training
>>570177369What if I want her to enjoy herself? What then, huh??
>>570177136Go into your keybinds and change "Target Nearest Enemy" to your tab key.Remember to change tab key afterward back to "Target nearest to farthest" when you're done.
>5 hour stream>barely level 16this is going to kill his channel for good
>>570174264>the grown ass man blushLooool
>>570177395god i wish just for this bloonie
What's the worst humiliation ritual on xiv
>>570177249
>>570177513>>570177551
>>570177043As other anons have already said, he's not your friend, ignore him and move on
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-euxVv9moM
>>570177420must be so embarrassing to be a BChud after xeno got banned AND DN cleared UMAD before them lmao
>>570176210Why did you give him hotpants?
>>570177313geh....
>>570177537from personal experience, making the new thread and then someone posts a different one while you're on the 90 second timer
>>570177395yes
>>570177395Try this, one https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/158923
work said we're like a family, but when I show up drunk and berate people, suddenly it's a problem???
>>570177551>>570177580>>570177513
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>>570170006https://youtu.be/ZN8z7AX4V0k
>>570177649They looked like they kinda matched the top but it was way too gay.
gn
>>570177509This is the shit I meant, he cannot play any other game that's not a fighting game, he did the same with Resident Evil 2, it took him HOURS to do the smallest amount of progress because he massively overthinks stuff like a retard, he would spend almost 10 literal minutes to decide to pick up bullets or not.
>>570177758
>>570177802gn lalabro
>>570177537being tikaasi
>>570177537Fucking up a mechanic big time
>>570177513>>570177551>>570177580
>>570177537Going to catch a big fish, having everyone around you catch it, they start cheering you on and you still fail to catch it, being the only one leaving with nothing
>>570177771It's only gay if you leave the inn room and start raiding booties
>>570177537pressing your greeting macro instead of your good game macro
would you still love my femra (your wifera) if she found out how to make sonic's discontinued garlic butter bacon burger and she made it for dinner
>>570177691those are puffy, not invertedthat's like the complete opposite
>>570177513grown man blush is far less subtleit's the shit you see on 75% of f1 femra in limsa
>>570177509The biggest hurdle is the initial "culture shock" of abstract MMO systems and oddities that are hard to grasp. You could see how much faster he was at navigating menus and targeting stuff compared to the start. I imagine that the next stream will go a lot smoother now that the hard part is out of the way.
>>570177537/s Uhm Ala free kupo nuts Amid the Flowers Itomaki his whiskers snae ling coffee break dream bigger The gainery has fresh vegetables
Is this nigga serious? 1m?
ehehehhe
>>570177464they looked at me confused when I asked about that at the guild...
>>570177683Making you into bnnu crepes and rolling up some fruits and chocolates.
I-I've never been kneelposted at before...
>>570178005Yeah
>>570175461Just dissociate while the writers are bending over backward the script to validate Wuk's retardation. And to forget to SMILE.
>>570177832>>570177983I'm not even a little surprised that I know you're talking about Woolie without even having context for this conversation
>>570177961My malera would love her even more (he loves burgers).
>>570170006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
>>570177961…elaborate
>>570178005you've gotta do at least 2m twinem
>>570170010Megaman Idtech
>>570177961I would love her even more and give her a lot of affection as reward
>>570178021because it's secret training for only the best paladins...
I don't recognize anyone in these CC matches.
>>570178052holy moly
>>570177964Yeah but imagine the inverted popping out to be be puffy,Can't seem to find any. Sorry
>>570178204I love how mad that guy makes you oldhead uncs
>>570178246Crepes are real good. Just gotta press out all the fat first.
>>570177961"this is not my beautiful house""you are not my beautiful wife!"
>>570178067directions on how to claim your seat at the Good Posters Club will be sent to your account shortly
>>570177537Messing up your ninjutsu and ending up with the rabbit on your head
Is my schizo in the CC queues?
My malera will die alone so he fills the void with Vtubers
>>570178120>>570178230thank you my husbands >>570178157https://sonicmenuspot.com/menu/garlic-butter-bacon-cheeseburger/it was so good I Miss it so much but i found out they only cooked the onions with garlic butter and they just made a regular bacon burger with those onions
>>570178428if your schizo is a chudezen then yes
the nightmares begin anew
>>570177537being squarely aware that you are the reason the party had a .1% enrage
le defeated cuck femra stare
>>570178428Yes, my pvp femlala is in queue and stealing your data to rape you after I beat you in the match
I'd join the CC queues but I'd rather do something worth my time like wipe a million times to forsaken... heh... I'm... I'm an ultimate raider... heh...
>>570178067It happens to me all the time.
>>570177893Well I won't be doing that, that's for sure.
>>570177537Never post this image again
>>570178572Good luck
The more CC I play the more I'm convinced dragoon is a job for pedophiles
>>570178572I'd join the CC queues but I enjoy other gaming more at the moment
>>570178485They’re all going to laugh at you
>>570178456well yeah that’s what people instantly assume whenever you tell someone you watch vtubers
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>>570178428Yeah I'm here.
>>570178246BTW still need me for somethin?
These are some cursed CC games. Getting the weirdest players and smurfs
>>570178684kino image
>>570178482Nyo>>570178570I'll join queues another time then
>>570178572This but without a shred of irony
>>570178639Based and same what are you other gaming?
Why do we never have map groups anymore?
>>570178684I like how Jamricko doesn't get a headshot like Nangel did
>>570178837every party with /xivg/ is a map group wdym
>>570178819I never bother to kill this thing the right way and end up using all my ammunition and weapon durability. Every time.
>>570177537chasing a kill but they survive with double digit hp and their team turns around on you and lay you out, and then the surviving target acts like it was all planned and they bm
>>570178837Like 2 dcs were on lockdown for several months.
Femras with male characters = long love and strong marriages!Femras with female or futa characters = drama and NTR!
>>570178837because every time someone posts a PF for content someone uses that plugin to say who is in that party and schizos them
>>570178635Hey man, I like femlalas sure but I also like bursting sissy casters down and making people guard by force.
>>570178906I don't know what the right way is, I hit behind the door like a coward and poked it with my spear
>>570177395https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/134524
i don't usually drink but should i buy some alcohol this weekend to suffer ranked CC as it's unplayable without substances?. or to larp a functional human being for a while even if it's only onlineranked is probably dead by now already though
>>570178882KEK
>the lalacord is organizing lala-only chaotic runsim so bored
>>570178231where could I learn secrets like that?
>>570178837i just ask if anyone wants to do any maps in our data center linkshell and we fill that way
My sunnie is grinding the>I made that VIachievementsShe's not even halfway done with the first one and she's already hating it!
>>570177513>>570177551>>570177580>>570177757Can someone please please PLEASE explain to me what is this image, where is it from, and what does it convey? I want in on the funny joke reaction image, please I'll roll on the floor and grovel at your feet just TELL ME
>>570178660guh
>>570178929You can’t just say that about futas during gay pedophile mont- I mean pride month, bro!
>>570178971wont your dad beat you with a belt if you drink alcohol instead of giving it to him
>>570178929my GAMra needs a male character piloted by a biofem
my sunnie is bored what shall she do?
>>570178963If you look at it's database entry, you can see that it has a weakness to electricity. The "right" way is bringing multiple tesla coils and building an impromptu firing line to fry his bitch ass.
i made it through to p3 and Kefka gave me a (You)goated PF party for a change
>>570179057it's arthars making a funny face that gets used as a judgemental/condescending reaction image
is there a balmung FC open right now?
>>570179101i'm not that fofo poster
>>570179157good job Brohenheim
>>570174264If you shitpost as the top one you will become the new jonkler
>>570179184<Core> if you have cred<Clover> if you don't
>>570179157good shit bro, I'm in the 1% enrage club
DAMN /xivg/ got shit on live on twitch
I seethe really hard when people don't talk to me
>>570179068prog point?post puffy clussy?
>>570178819
>>570177537being a garlenigger.
my moonie is still thinking about her dommy mommy...
>>570169849WHITE BOY SUMMER
>>570179184there's a third secret one but you need to be cool and maybe a little furry
>>570179179>artharsBut that's kirk
Can't wait for you to find out the things we did
I need to rape Ryne's asshole desu.
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>>570170216supreme kino...............
