Previous: >>570152319>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri CapCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
and with this 7 as the opening post, i declare this to be the greatest bread in our generals historyif its anything other than a 7, then it will be the worst bread in historyshiraoki will decide our fate
>>570176383I claim this thread as mine~
Guys can't we stop looping through the same discussions every thread.
>>570176383>mateslop
Let's behave, okay?
>>570176425
>>570176425fuck you shiraoki-sama
>>570176452I claim you
>>570176425YOU DOOMED US
Cripple sex
Mayano Top Gun!
>>570176475Okay, let's discuss why OBEY YOUR MASTER is strong enough to obliterate Oguri Crap(As in shit) but still can't get in the game.
sex
>>570176501No, now be blasted with the Glory Eyes
Digitan LOVE
dump the cripple from her wheelchair then wait until she's too weak to resist
>>570176529
>>570176501Only if you make me
IMPORTANT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UynrTUYYER4
>>570176248Beholder the cutest umadol
>>570176475Idk, are we going to have more screenshots of a run nobody cares about, mirror pics of men and erp?
>>570176724Make you what?
>>570176383KITA LOOKS SO DAPPER MY GOD WHAT A BEAUTY LITERALLY HEADS OVER HEELS RN KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KIND OF IKEMEN-ESQUE godddddd so cute
Sex with Uma
>>570176383Subtle umama thread
>>570176501YOU need to behave this thread...Your luring of anons is going too far...You'll break a nonnys heart!!!
>>570176868uma love triangle KINO
>>570176637
>>570176858>Not a single doujin where she has 7 childrenThis creature just doesn't inspire the imagination...
>>570176756THIS IS SCARY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>570176854Yeah and me on the left
>>570176903I ain't your mama, fool, I'm not anyone's mama
>>570177002She inspires me when I need a release...
>>570177097sex with journey
i only just noticed but is kiryuuin the only time we get an sr friends card? just r and ssr after that?
>>570176868>no longer finding joy through destroying clubs, Mambo seeks to destroy the lives of her friendsTruly a vile creature
>>570177178Yes that's how bad of a trainer she is
>>570176637>tfw am immune because phonefag
>>570177097that's an insanely long tie
>go back to MANT after 4 days of URA dailies>2 more months of this.....
Maruzensky got inflicted with this status on my current run and it doesn't seem to go away what do I do
>>570177304
>>570177191She's a homewrecker?!
This uma likes a good gambleShe pokes a hole in all the condoms you use with her
>>570177060She's an orb already so might as well turn her into a cute beholder
>>570177336i split new trainee career over three days
>>570177571Fake screenshot, everyone knows Maruzensky is post menopause
[-]
What is general rule for skipping g2/g3 rival races for training?
>>570177336yeah just shitting out 2 URA runs for grinding the event was fun, I go back to MANT and it's kinda stressful. I still haven't finished my dailies yet
>>570177598Cute
>>570177336Someone told me Grand Live is just as bad or worse than mant is he lying
>>570177628Falco has fat tits...
>>570177690If my penis twitches when I see the rival I do the race
>>570176921A little flirting on an anonymous basket-weaving imageboard never hurt anyone.
>>570177690if you're gaining more than 30-40~ stats total it's better to train than it is to race
>>570177690double rainbow or rainbow + important bond to skip a g2/3 race
>>570177793no because a run takes 20 minutes
mare anime whenstallions have it too good in this franchise
Nice thread
>>570177595All will be left as ash in her wake
Am I supposed to report for Avatar use or spam
>>570177690whenever
>>570177661She's full of life and vigor
>>570177965Spam
>>570177950I love mares so much bros
>V absolutely fuming
>>570177595
>>570177991me on the left
>>570177950one day vodka's gen will get a season
>>570177965I think spam is the worse one.
i want fuck some trainees
I love UMAs!
>no, I don't want to race for a 3rd time and risk having to cream Falco over a g2>Night OwlEpic
i'm not gonna make it to the tachyon/light hello banner bros
>>570178171mad cuz jealous
Not allowed to even post images anymoreFuck you
if danchou tolerates this, he'll tolerate anything
>>570178285Why would anybody be jealous of a shitty mid tier A+ club?
>>570178351*gulp* they're toast
>>570178171Doing better than umajp's top club kek
>>570178254She's cute, but I'm pulling for DoberIf I have to spark, I'm quitting next month
>>570178254Easy skip
my heart is only for my trainee but the tracen students are not respectful of that...
>>570178171>>570178351
>>570178254Why the fuck would anyone ever want +30% power growth
>>570178171/Uma/Club GET HIM
>>57017853018 speed sparks
>>570178404calm down kiddo
>>570178351ALLEN
>>570178171Might as well disband at this point
>>570178582It would be funny if he ditched his own club, plus /uma/ club also terrorizes the thread so it would make sense
>>570178530
toreipu
>>570178171Holy sweep
Do we only talk about dramas here?
>>570178254>look up Neck and Neck on gametora>gold Head on>"towards the front" activationHOLD UPI THOUGHT IT REQUIRED AN UPHILLhow is this skill not broken and a must-use for every pace chaser?
>>570178686>no answer>>570178582Uma&Co members are blacklisted from /Uma/Club
>>570178530blud is running power cards or power sparks skull emoji
>>570178750Suzuka tender sensitive nipples
>>570178430
I know the "am I cute ugu~" personality Doto has in the game is accurate to current goofy Old Man Doto, but it's not accurate at all to Doto when he actually raced. Old Doto would've looked back to Young Doto and thought "gods I was strong then"
>>570178787Because you won't stop coming here
>>570178832>still seethinglmao
>>570178832One of your club members is having sexual relations with a uma&co member
>>570178816head-on has been a must have skill for paces since unity cup anon where have you beenit's their only accel outside of inherits
>>570178750me on top
>nnn, tore...pi...
I'm gonna go play video games I'll be back for ERP hours love u guys
I'm still waiting for Daiwa Scarlet v Vodka anime Cygames.
>>570178923No he isn't Umama hates that troon
>>570178953It literally is erp hours>>570178939>>570178947>>570178750
>>570178912doto still strong
>>570178953You mean Umama hours?
i like current bucket
>>570178912It's better this way
I like Suzuka because she reminds me of a rabbit and watching her run would be fun
>>570179143I look like this
>>570179063Nice try umama
>Hey guys what's going on in /uma/ toda-
>>570179063They join eachothers rooms
>>570179227
>>570179069what do you want me to do about it?>>570179078if they're cute sure
>>570178912It's why this is my favorite scene in New Era. It only lasts for a split second but it makes you remember that she's a goofball but at the same time, this bitch was a demon on the track
Real question, is how come there are guaranteed replies to every club drama posts? Almost instantly every time, too.
Holy sweepy
>>570179212Cope>>570179260And?
>>570178816the only card that has it is welfare daiwa with 0 spe prioks miracle will actually be used by pacers later on
>>570179383/uma/ Club moment
Yaeno MutekiSatono DiamondInari OneTamamo CrossSeiun SkySpecial WeekKawakami PrincessKitasan BlackManhattan CafeSilence Suzuka
>>570179383baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased
>>570179360No matter how much people claim otherwise, humans are inherently drawn to drama. The last thing they want in life is for things to be boring.
>>570179387So you're just in /uma/ club making a narrative. Thanks for the confirmation. That's not the first time you've posted that
>>570179383based, farming that many fans without bots is impressive
>>570179271
>>570179360Pointing it out doesn't make it more obvious fucker all your fault
>>570178912they took his balls
>>570179541>farming that many fans without bots is impressiveIdiot
Why do you faggots love club drama? It's the 10th already
>>570179383only 10 days in and he already made the same number he used to in a month for Autis/uma/ TOPKEK
>>570179596I mean he also isn't kept on the strict diet and exercise regiment he was before.
When did doxxing become normalized
i will never sweep
>>570179645because the game fucking sucks why do you think dumbass
>>570179516No I'm actually in NFlight
>>570179654he said he was quitting...
fuckiro fuckween fuckuwa
>>570179516>/Uma/ Club has the thread derailing schizostypical
>>570179696At least you're honest
>>570179383Oguri is merely eating everyone else's fans
>>570179654I would kill myself in shame if I was in Autis/uma/
>>570179664hopefully never, you disgusting tranny libtard, go and die in a fireI love Doto and Opera by the way =)
Palmer is underdressed for a high class rich girl
>>570179728>discord
>>570179654He probably hated the faggots in his old club, makes sense he's enjoying the game again after dumping them
>>570176425its seeming like shiraoki is never wrong
>>570179774You mean V and the ryan danchou guy?
>>570179664When the world became woke and normalized cancel culture
>>570179871Palmer is perfectly dressed to show off her high class tummy
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>570179945"non-woke" retards were cancelling people long before, kys
just kick them all jesus christ
>>570180028Non-wokes did boycotts. When the works adopted it in the 21st they used doxxing as a means to the end.
>>570180028lol keep making shit up sister
>>570179871
https://poal.me/l6k3mjhttps://poal.me/l6k3mjhttps://poal.me/l6k3mjhttps://poal.me/l6k3mj
>>570180168I'm pretty sure non-wokes did public murder instead, like the funny white hood guys.
So should I be doing extra training in MANT in those times when I do train, or take the 5 energy refund?
>>570179654I keep telling you, it was a targeted assassination...
>>570180326Can't make myself look bad. Point is, the reason doxxing is normalized now is cause we can't do shit from the good old days before 9/11
>wins
do ura fan runs for danchounow
>>570179721ruby should just kiss her trainer alreadyno way he misunderstands that
I did it again
>>570180492doxxing has completely lost its meaning. kind of like schizo
Oguri should not be capable of failing the Bottomless Pit event
>>570180357If you have a debuff like migraine, skin troubles or night owl yes take the extra training bc it has a chance to cure. Any other time the energy is probably better
>>570179945If you really want the answer @antifachecker from Turning Point 2017 is what normalized it
>>570180652Pretty much. Public information isn't doxxing
So who is actually in the wrong here?
>>570176756Uum-Adhól the all seeing
>>570180754>rapists??? they rape WOMEN??? NOO PLS SOMEONE SAVE THE WOMEEENleast feminist /uma/ poster
>>570180767The issue is retards put sensitive information publicly and then think they've been doxxed
How do we make the thread worse
>>570180892>letting niggers destroy your property
>>570180897who is posting sensitive information
>>570180929start a fierce argument about tipping culture
>>570180767In of itself no, but 90% of the time the reason those people grab that information for everyone to see is to encourage others to harass that person. They claim that's not why but that ultimately is the endgoal.
>>570180929>Staygoldtranny is also a shitposter Color me shocked!
>>570180739>>570179664Whoops
>>570179596yet even old and with his balls removed he still tries to cozy up with the mares
>>570178750balls
>>570181052And 90% of the time they deserve the harassment. If you're getting cyberbullied and it hurts your feelings get off the internet
rice cake
>>570181027yeah, it looks great on you. Now marry me
>5 borrows>5 shit runs
>>570181236Don't complain that society is getting shittier when you actively encourage and contribute to that happening.
i do fan runs in ura and THIS is the shit that i get in my first inspofuck my life
>>570181290Too big
>>570181109he cant smooch taiki anymore....
>>570181348Yeah calling out bad actors is ruining society great argument buddy
Tell me the truth, guys, is she actually high priority or is it just a gaslight?
>>570181290F A T
Club drama on Umachan? Posted by Jordan
>200+ filtered postsNice thread globaltards
>>570181452if you care about the one dirt cm a year i guess
Protect your lance pieces at all costs.
>>570179654Aelred caused this
>>570181290Rice wouldn't act like this
>>570181398better to have smooched and lost than to never have smooched at all
>>570181442I think we've seen by now, from both sides of the spectrum, that engaging in sociopathic behavior does not in fact "call out the bad people" in a way that makes them act better, nor does it make society "more honest" or any shit like that. All it actually does, it just say it's ok for everyone to act like a sociopath if the ends justify it.
Hey guys what's going on in this th-
>>570181804shiraoki wills it >>570176425
I want cock
You know those manga or webtoons where one person takes another one clothes shopping and they just have them dress in a plethora of outfits? Yeah I wish I could do that to Stego I feel like she'd look good in most clothes.
>>570181849nyo.... we're doomed...
>>570181457The only propaganda that has worked on me is Grass.
>use a medium bakushin for all my npc race needs>accidentally sent out an unglued bakushin from fuji runs to die against doto thinking it was the one I normally useI refuse to accept responsibility for my goof up. Will Cygames ever add a glue button to the end of career runs?
MOOOOUU
>>570182009
How's the CM15 Hoguri going?
>>570181868*clocks
>>570182015I wish, but no, it still doesn't exist.
>>570182036You mean "moo"
>>570181868They would NEVER say this.
>>570181872That should be part of this game. Just a little bit of very basic clothes shopping, maybe with a bunch of generic outfits that anybody can wear (or at least, anybody with a similar body type) and one unique outfit per character. Outfits could be just one or two pieces, nothing complicated. And then you could choose from among these your own preferred casual outfit for your favorite character. For RYAN.
>>570182060pretty badly I need to stop trying to high roll with just 1 speed card
>>570181349WHYWHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS TO GET 4 DIFFERENT PINK SPARKS IN THE SAME FUCKING RUN
>>570182065No we NEED clocks, cocks would just be nice to have, there's a difference.
>>570182065thanks for correcting meI got back up to around 30 so it's not too bad right now but they could disappear in an instant
>>570182153I'm more expecting them to do a "trainer room" feature eventually.
>>570182073There is no justice in this world.
NO CLOCKSNO AUTOPLAYFOR YOUR GAMEI WILL NOT PAY
>>570182050It's your fault.
>>570182329I have like eight hundred clocks though...
Thoughts on this fake bimbo?
Who among the Golden Generation is the most submissive and breedable and the least submissive and breedable?
>>570182329I legit have around 1,250 clocks lmao
>>570182397>fakeWhat, does she actually hold a PhD or something?
>>570182353my bad~
>open thread>club drama psyop from mambwos>close thread
>>570182329I have like 1150 clocks.... ace runs are super easy in MANT
>>570182397I never watched that show or whatever it is but she seems to be super hot.
>>570182148Rice might say it
>>570182421>mostKingu>leastSeiun sky is submissive but you can't breed boys
>>570182541I'll take that wager.
>>570182541>but you can't breed boysNot with that attitude
I need it
>>570182464Don't act like you're sorry about it. Next con I go to I'm getting pics with a Grass Wonder cosplayer that'll have to do.
>>570178738aesthetique
bot apocalypse, ANY moment now...any momenthonestly if niggers are going to bot completely unpunished then the only way to deal with them is to bot yourself so that their cheating isn't as impactfulIn essence, the bot developer was in the right even if he was a singaporean vibe coder
if youre bored of mant or this shit threaddo fan runs in ura
>>570182703City would take pics of her trainers sleeping face for use later
>>570182604>>570182610I don't care how much you sissify Seiun and turn his asshole into your personal cum depository while his cock has become reduced to uselessness that it can only impotently dribble now without getting hard, you cannot impregnate boyumas.
>>570182703tsunderes are so powerful
umas into rimjobs?
>>570182787why would they ban them? ban botters = less playersban botters who whale for more carats to do more runs = ban paying customersban either of those = profits go downprofits go down = stockholders get mad stockholders get mad = company commits sudoku
>>570182872Your momma might have raised a quitter, but my mom sure as fuck didn't.
So I stopped playing during MANT's release. Just wondering when is the right time to return to the game. I missed everything so my deck probably sucks now
>>570182397Babymaking sex until umacancer takes her away
>>570182952Granny's body is kinda sexy
>>570182709if you have any in mind maybe you'll see me there as her
>>570182872Ok now retype that post and say what you were going to say, but do it WITHOUT your dick in your hand.
>>570182976never. you're basically fuckedI guess in a month and a half when Grand Live drops.
>>570181659Hishi Miracle
Yae
>>570183061ew
>>570182976A month
>>570182976>Just wondering when is the right time to return to the game.Uh, grand masters probably, in roughly 7~8 months, or whenever they rework parent affinities. You can't compete on GL without MANT parents. >I missed everything so my deck probably sucks nowmy only good SSR is kitasan black and I'm currently on 4/4 MANT plats.
>>570182849your stam/gut/wit sparks?
>>570182445glowie uma from the USA (uma states of america)
>>570183137Yaeno Musucky (on penis)
>>570183201which sloptuber
>lose a dirt rival race to an uma with a g rank dirt aptitudeliterally how
>>570183459game demands a clock from you
>>570183061Sorry I'm in America. A strange and foreign land you personally know nothing about.
>>570183201I forgot about parents fuck me. Now I'm wondering if its worth returning... I played jp and started on Larc and enjoyed it buts like a year from now.
>>570182445Her entire personality is stolen from someone else
>>570182976>I missed everything so my deck probably sucks nowYou didnt miss anything. None of the MANT support banners were worth pulling for. However you are still somewhat bricked because you didnt earn any carrots. Of course you can easily fix that with money.
>>570183202fan runs gwo, cant you read?
bored
pics of spread legged umas
>>570183559>None of the MANT support banners were worth pulling for.Mr CB was but...that's about it
>>570183545>Now I'm wondering if its worth returningI wouldn't bother. GL already demands a stupid amount of highroll, hoping for a good inspiration RNG at sub 150 affinity on top of that is just self torture.Just come back during L'Arc.
>>5701829761.5 Anni is a month and a half away so probably then.We're getting affinity changes, spark rerolls, evolved skills, and compensation for the accelerated timeline. It's the perfect time to come back!
>>570183387Yeah, she tends to do that. God i wish i was her.
https://files.catbox.moe/53wvvm.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/j0wch3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/a4x2v2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/53d778.png
I'm finally free...
>>570183860you are her and you do look like that. now stop trying to peek into the men's bathhouse we need to train.
still bored
>>570184000
>>570183818>>570183856Duality of man. Guess I'll comeback next scenario. If I feel shit then see you next year for larc I guess.
>>570183459Check the other competitiors, the game gives everyone A Rank in Dirt for G1s regardless of what they normally are
>>570184005good job onii-san
>>570184275I want shakur to bite me
Torepi
>>570184424me too
>>570184045I would never do such a thing..! You're clearly out of your mind.
>>570182942nice fanficA couple of eden's most prolific bot accounts are inactive and all that happened is the SEA botters started helplessly complaining about other clubs.
>Hishiama sucks and will always suckBut why, she won multiple G1s...
>>570184784Allen…
>>570185026It's weird that it took so long for Dantsu to get into the game.
>>570185132it was worth it
>>570184784yeah against absolutely no competition. that's why she's remembered more for her losses, being the only horse to put up a fight against brian that year and being the best jp horse at the japan cup
>>570182237sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>570185132At least she's out of jail, meanwhile blast one piece, daring tact, and bouquet are still in hell
>>570185132bitch is already forgotten
>>570185026That movie's pacing is all over the fucking place. DF and Pokke are best friends for 90% of it then we get to one race and suddenly they're fierce rivals desperate to defeat each other.
I'd roll for Air Shakur but I became a frontfag.
>>570184834that's not danchou but it makes me giggle very time you post this
>>570184690yaeno muteki bathhouse correction by ojisans
>>570185262I never forget a pair of tits like that
>>570185294hype moments and aura farming ass movie I loved every minute of it.needed more of Fuji's fujis
>>570185509Aura farming is when you do something hype but aren't actually accomplishing anything, like when Gohan showed up, looked awesome, then jobbed out to Buu in a single episode.Pokke never aura farms, she keeps winning races after Tachyon retires. Neither does Opera, for all of her bluster she's genuinely a once in a generation legend of racing.
ryan LOVE
>>570185363I'm not even gonna pretend that this doesn't sound insanely fucking hot. I don't care if I'm being gay as fuck. it'd be more than worth it.
who is the most "auraless" as the kids say uma
>>570185340that's a long kiss
>>570185758jobbers
>>570185758Doto but we love her anyway
>>570185758Oguri FAT
>>570185758Stay Gold because she's ugly boring and a loser who can't win a single race
>>570185758Doto. As much as she was a beast back in the day, no one ever remembers her for the one win she got on Opera, they remember she was denied the win 5 fucking times in a row by her.
>>570185287Rice Cooker
>>570185509>>570185698good lord i hate you zoomer with zero taste so much>aura farmingfucking hell stop
>>570185717... said no one ever...
>>570185973post the copypasta
>>570185752honestly atp you need to take a cock just so you settle down and post better. it wouldn't be hard to find a volunteer and you'd snap out of it after one
>>570185698>she keeps winning races after Tachyon retirewhat happened during the kikkuka sho again?
>>570185973Plus by the time Doto finally won, it was like the 4th time Opera lost a G1 that year so it wasn't even as special, the Emperor's reptation was shattered already.
>>570186076wait how did i say it then
>>570185240>blast one piece, daring tact, and bouquetdam i want them all
>>570185975
>>570186083>doto bought the coffee>then accidentally opened the lid>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason>then accidentally opened the pantry and accidentally took out the sòy sauce>then accidentally spilled sòy sauce in it>then accidentally closed the lid>then accidentally gave it to opera and accidentally didn't mention ANY of this until AFTER she drank itor>doto is evil
>>570186296she NEVER goofs up!
mcqueen is NOT erotic she's a dork
>>570186210
>>570186105I'm sorry but it's hard for me to try and act hot when I'm THIS horny, so these rambling posts are really all I've got.
mcqueen is too chubby to be erotic
>>570186383>not erotic
>>570185975ma'am
>>570185834They should always be long
any rooms
>google "why didn't TM Opera O compete in the L'Arc considering his reputation">AI says it was an intentional decision by his owner and trainer because they could make more money racing in Japan where the competition was weaker and they could get in more races from a lack of travelling across the worldOperafrauds, is this true?
>>570186296TM Opera O is the evil overlord.Fighting against him is justice.
>>570185973The real killer of the overlord coming through
>>570186425it's ok princess you just need a man who knows what you need to work you over, then you'll feel better
>>570186549her farm was poor prease understand
digitan movie
>>570185973why is she so evil
>>570186549Smurfing before Almond made it cool.But in all seriousness the JRA wasn't taken super seriously internationally back then outside of the Japan Cup.
>>570186549Poorfag like Tamamo
>>570187031I wonder how her regular ass family felt when their daughter became the richest umamusume in the world
>>570186915Of course I know that some correction would fix me.. The problem is actually getting a volunteer for that.
>>570187075It would have been fine regardless. Umamusume are strong against poisoning. This was established in the virtual reality game storyline.
>>570186549You have to understand that Japan, especially back then, was a fucking kiddie pool compared to the L'Arc. It's the most pretigious race in the world, horses that dominate in their home countries get completely btfo there because it's on an entirely different level. A big reason Pasa has the reputation she does is because she ALMOST won the L'Arc, losing but only just barely is in itself an accomplishment.
>>570187461Suggestion: go on Grindr and get yourself taken care of already, and leave poor Yaeno out of it
>>570187538How did ancient ningen in history even compete with Umas back then?
>>570187685Uma eat more calories, thus were likely unable to exist in places without long growing seasons and food surplus
>>570187721sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>570187685power of friendship
>Spent 15 minutes filtering thingsFinally, thread is usable
>>570187656*Umandr
>>570187685Simple, umas literally can't continue to exist without human men so they're eternally dependent on them.
>>570187850cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe
>>570187461alternative suggestion: show up on my porch and naked dogeza
>>570187656I can't leave Yaeno out of it, she just does something to my brain that triggers my AGP like nothing else. I yearn to be or at least look like the stupid fucking martial artist uma.
>>570187837>Cheating on your bfWhat the fuck man
>>570186517that artist has some really good Shakur art
>>570187837woman moment
Jealous shichi
>>570187887>>570187685Better question, how did ningen women survive the Third Umeich's purges to cleanse society of those who would taint humanity with non-HumanxUma couples?
>>570187837Semi-serious question, what goes through the man of a cheater as they're getting plowed by someone else while their partner is clueless...
>>570188239Flash...
>>570188239There weren't enough umas to do it, it would be like Ireland trying to conquer the rest of the world, there's just a matter of numbers here you can't ignore.
>>570185704Holy fuck, I need this
>>570188051here have a cute Yaeno to ease your suffering
While the umamusume world obviously operates on good vibes and is like an alternate reality where no one is retarded, even within game canon there is some darkness allowing for some conflict.I want to know how caveumas developed and fought before they civilized andf formed ancient societies like uma greece and uma rome
>>570188196>>570188223
>>570188137>>570188196I really should kill myself so I'll be reborn as one not even a troon or anything but everyone calls me out on female shit even though I'm just doing what's natural my existence really is just one big fucking joke I want my suffering to end already I can't even be good to the one person who treats me well what a life
>>570188391Flash is the people's uma
>>570188239>In the umaverse, the fascists in order to maximize the amount of racemixingWhat a strange and fascinating world
>>570188596Catherine the Great had sex with an Uma
>>570188763They fight for that, I meant
>>570188472Doesn't particularly help as much as cock would but I'm thankful nonetheless. She is indeed very cute.
>med A highroll>med S lowrolli need a retard award
>>570188926ahhhhhh
>>570188660Simply redirect the blame onto him for you cheating on himThis works since he seems to be willing to take in a whore
>>570188660Relax ricebro, you can always change. Just stop fucking cheating. If you have a good boyfriend that loves you is it really worth hurting him with other men? Is the 30 minutes of pleasure worth the lifetime of shame?
>>570189112shes a rice poster of course shes an evil bitch however also like rice bitch she will get whats coming to her
>>570188660you probably just need therapy or a priest or someone to just hold you accountable. seems like sex/porn addiction, look into getting treated. though this is all likely fake and gay for (you)suma musume
>>570188391>>570188757
>>570188945just don't imagine being her and then you don't have to imagine the male attention you'd get, it's easy
>>570189203>shesThe poster implied he is a gay man
>>570180929Ez
have sex with your trainee
>>570188660*zaps you*
>>570180929Post Frenchwoman
>>570189442How do people find this attractive and not gross.
>>570189245>>570188757This is the second time in as many months I've seen gacha girl x GDR
>>570189548High test.
>>570189491but that is my trainee and i don't think she's interested in that. girls always tell you what's on their minds!
>>570189517STINKY french uma
is this true chat
>>570189548I'm not a gay faggot with Yaeno Muteki AGP tier fetish
>>570187685I dont think ancient ningen had to compete at all. I'm pretty sure the lore is that Umamusume are still a relatively new existence. Theyve only been around for maybe 100 years or so.
>>570189603She looks grotesque dude
>>570189491on it
>>570189735toreipu
>>570189247Really isn't that easy when your porn addiction makes it difficult to get hard to anything but really depraved scenarios that usually involve me getting my brains fucked out as a kyute girl. But oh well. Such is life, i guess.
>>570189882
>riceposters are cheating faggots
umamusume is whores racing
>>570189725She NEVER bathes after running
>>570188660This is really just natural to women. They can't settle at one and will ALWAYS cling to another as if like finding some justification or something is "missing" with the other, or simply just can't have enough attention with a single person.Then, the instant they get caught they'll act like the victim AND cling to the other one as if not to lose anything, but still continue doing it after being forgiven.I know this fully well not because from experience but because I have the front seat from hearing these stories and seeing them happen in real time because of my family. Which is what I legit hate women.
>>570190003Really?
>>570189517
I think we should just KILL them
>>570189864G-Gold City, no...
>>570190115>Which is whatMeant to say which is why
Ardan...
happy birthday taishin
1-800-you-fucking-wish
>>570188660You are why I stopped posting these gifs
>>570190134the type of trainee to demand a quicky from her trainer back in their prep room immediately after a race (she keeps the bloomers on)
>>570189912damn that is a problem that you're not gonna be able to solve in the threadtry /trash/
>>570190226GOLD CITY YES!
>>570190115Forgot to add that they don't really feel bad doing this. This is a bragging rights to them, and even a topic starter for most women.They take PRIDE at doing these. UMAMUSUME
>>570190296Taishin's built for boy sex
Uma musume gameplay
>>570189203Rice haters are low IQ
>>570190115Anon...that ricebro is 100% a homosexual man
>>570190418>>570186526
>>570190115I think you might be a little too blackpilled anon. I know way more women who don't behave like that than do. Even my unluckiest friends only ever dated 1 crazy person.
>>570190414There are a few boyumas but Taishin isn't really one, she's just a tiny woman. She is very clearly feminine in design.
>>570190418here
>>570190471i dated zero crazy out of zero
>>570190471>*who say they don't, or have not had a good opportunity to do so yetYou cannot expect people to be honest about making moral choices. People do not make moral choices.
>>570186526I keep getting jipped out of Medium S even with 13* Medium so not right now no
>>570190541
>>570190601
>>570190450Damn, but still>>570190471Can't help it desu. I've been stuck with these people for a long time and since they're family they don't hide anything and share these stories with me all the time. I'm pretty close with them and pretty much just don't care as long as they don't mess with my friends or people I know
>>570190601Ruby would want her trainer to push her down
>>570190760
>>570190115this just reads like someone that got cheated on and now hates most women, retreating into the world of 2d
>>570190450>>570190764>anon just wanted an excuse to lash out at womenI do wonder what the implications behind this are then
>>570177178Please understand, if SR pal cards existed there would actually be a use for gold crystals.
>>570190981we're on 4chan, everyone who is still here after everything and all these years, is hurt in some way
>>570190967>>570190981bwo I wish it was from experience so I at least get to FUCK. IT'S LIKE IM SET TO BE A WIZARD SINCE THE START BECAUSE OF MY FAMILY CONSTANTLY MAKING ME REALIZE HOW BAD WOMEN ARE
>>570191056beautiful when you think about it really
>>570191054sex
What are your opinions on this?
>>570191142Faster
Where is her braid?
>>570191142the reality is most people are garbage on average, gender is irrelevant. Focusing on the garbage people is an easy way to live a miserable life of pity and self loathing
>>570191056I hate how true this is, I hate being here, I try to lie to myself and say that I'm not like the rejects that hang around here but ofc I am. If I was different I would've left this place ages ago, or never came to this website in the first place.
>>570191326it's not a braid, it's a hairpiece
>>570191220she's based and Saberpilled
>>570191220
>>570191329That's true and it depends to most people but I can't really hate the other gender as much because ALL my dadS are kind people that just wanted a good life and family but denied of it because your mom's a WHORE.FUCK YOU CURREN YOU WHORE
>>570191553Pure maiden
>>570191220made for her King
>>570191693I lounge like this around the house
>>570191220sex
>>570191693What's funny is that I look like this IRL
>>570176637aichan has a really nice voice
>>570191693Definitely
>>570191220Why is she so erotic?
>>570191858everyone says this
Really love how Teioposts are either the most based or the most deranged or degraded posts there is. Nothing in between.
>>570183856We're getting none of that though.
Remember anons, if you die a virgin, everyone will assume you were gay
>>570191952such a shame for the horse because she's a boring p*cer
>>570192107Cute Journey
@AGP_Yae_Guy
>>570191805>>570191813both of you, in the showers, now
>>570192250Flash wouldn't wear this
>>570192250you can't run from the truth
ButtSweat's recruiting one slot! The smell of (a moderate level of) victory.A B+ casual /uma/ club, no quota, just keep logging in and do a career every few days or so and we're golden (and if you can't for some reason, just let us know that that's fine too).In-game chatting (in as much as possible given the censor) exists, for better or worse. People who know what they're doing and give great advice! People who don't know shit like myself! Occasional butt / umanko mentions! Truly, a modern day Akadimia Platonos.If interested, reply to this post with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>570192248I think he was based
>>570192250so is flash a cringe commie or not
advertise your twitter somewhere else, skank.
>>570192250
Cannot conceive visual representation of a person that joins clubs like "ButtSweat", "CUMA", "Shortstacks" etc.
>>570192596imagine the slanted eyes if she was real
did we kill the bread
>>570193090finally, freedom
>>570193130I really should play something, kinda wanted to check out the new tomodachi life but I'm lazy
>>570193090the erp people fell asleep
So are there any uma fan games out yet?The gacha and party dash can only be discussed to so much.
>>570193278There's a FNAF version of Musume, do you like it?
>>570193278Kinda wish umamusume can get the 2hu treatment with fangames
>>570193090from the hours of 2pm est - 9pm est is when V and umama come to shit up the thread
>>570193278Uma Hashire
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (13/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995think I'll stop posting as many ads after the 15th. Getting more than 10 is already nice.
>>570193251sure, we can go with that
>>570193548congrats bwo on the progress!
according to recent reports Gold Ship has foaled 683 horses
>>570193548omedetou bwos! You're gonna make it!
Playing Umakusoge listening to Glory Eyes on loop
>>570192783Bourbon...
>>570193278Some day Erauma will get a full translation
>>570194134good boy
>>570193278umamusume meet'n'fuck when
>>570194123All jobbers sadly
>>570194224
>>570194260just need 1 miracle in Takarazuka, the back to back
>>570194224ugly>>570194307sex
I was looking at the rosters of some old keiba races for crown name horses that aren't in uma. Anybody know any good ones? Not necessarily in terms of racing quality but names that are cool or funny. I saw an Agnes Raspberry and Matikane Kinnohosi (kino horsey).
>>570194425
>>5701941232 G1 wins between all of them
>>570194425I want Just a Way but not sure what's stopping them, never checked if Kaneda owns him
So what's the move for CM15, Pace or End XOguri?
>>570194678and one JG1 win
>>570194260tabaru will finish the FARKING story for his daddeh
>>570194379Both are sex>>570194820Same here
>>570194425Finger
>>570194425A horse named Finger is aiming to win the first Japanese Dirt Triple Crown.
should i MLB this card just so i have another 10%RB wit card?
>>570195142fuck it, if you don't have anything else coming up
>>570195142>Should I brick my account when there's a month of BANT leftyou just wanted a (You) didn't you
>>570194387my steady gf I treat like a princess
>Maya when I send her a dick pic
>>570195142>just so i have another 10%RB wit card?fuck no, MANTBlazer is almost over
>>570194539>Gee Kris, what should we name your daughter?>I don't know
>>570193429>2who: mentioned
This isy chance. I can take down the beast!
>>570195142From the Brink is pretty good for this CM bwo
>>570195070>>570195091>20:48:24>20:48:42that's kinda funnyanyway, prepare to get fingered
I smell so fucking bad
>Kitasan replying to Maya chat
>>570193401Nah, I don't like any of the fazz bear except the video where he jumpscares everyone with pump it up.>>570193429Uma hasn't been around long enough like touhou to reach that status yet. The series tied to bad anime seasons before we got to the good shit made it hard to gen entrenched. My gf is ancient touhoufag and knows everything about the series when my experince of schmups is beating my dad's highscores in galiga and then playing it at a pizza restaurant for like over 20 levels. >>570194201>>570194231Cygames would never let anyone put serious work in an uma smut game. Somebody would need to make their own off brand horse girl game to escape the DCMA machine. They want to be as diligent like Nintendo is with Pokemon but they are very lazy with automated emails. They would have to distribute it at comiket or some shit where its neutral sacred territory.
>>570195194i could have posted cropped porn for a (you) instead>>570195307i know it does jackshit and the card even has a chance to not give it to you
>>570195302Nvm. I remain a slave.
>dirters finally get a triple crown circuit>first winner is named FINGERumamilation ritual
Knicks won baby
>>570195371Then go and shower you filthy CUNT.I'll take one in a bit myself, cuz I have an appointment.
>Digitan replying in the Maya chat
>>570195329Satono Crown more like Satono my wife
>>570195519Harper went from Ray Allen to JR Smith in only 12 minutes
basketball fucking blows unless you're casually shooting hoops
Are Knicks the good guys or the bad guys
>>570195474giving all the other dirt horses the FINGER
>>570195686They're probably [censored], so bad
>>570195519Look we had our shot in the 90s with Ewing and we couldn't do it then, it's not gonna happen. I am beyond the capacity for hopium anymore.
>>570195408Imagine an Uma Musume erogame with similar gameplay, but it just uses American horses instead to dodge the yakuza
>>570195540>>570195371Umas with stinky filthy cunts?
>/sp/niggers raid
>>570195618basketball is the only sport that can actually keep my attention span, football and futbol are way too slow, and baseball is only fun with copious amounts of beer
>>570195746Baseball is actually really fun to play, not so much watch.
>>570195746I like playing basketball but watching it is boring as fuck. It's too easy to score
>>570195745>implying we weren't always here from the start
>>570191220One was in my face on the train this morningShe was black. It did not smell good
>>570195745Who would you rather be raided by?
>>570195540just wanted to bait a response because I like your tone in particularI do need one though, will go in a bit
>>570195862no one?
>>570195745racing is a sport bwo
>>570195519No, they didn- what the hell, they did
>>570195884Please be cringe in /v/ma, just not hereThank youhttps://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ
>>570195884You may be joking but I'm not. I haven't showered for a month but can get by deodorant
Vitality is going to win the major!
>>570190923
My team hasn't been relevant in basketball since the 90's. But this year everyone seems to be locked in for the eastern conference. So im puzzled what makes this year special.
i get blisters that slowly form and expand on the pads of my fingers approximately once per yearright now my fingers are beginning to look like a trypohpboic persons nightmare
>>570195745Is a horse an athlete
>>570192079This is why I'll die with my computer ON and the umamusume porno folder OPENCheckmate faggot
>>570196162Calluses?
>>570196198>all his uma porn is of STALLIONSnice try fag
>>570195745World cup starts tomorrow btw
I don't like any sportsball
>>570196108*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*boysmell.........that's the stuff......
>>570196241looks like this when they fully form, but mines just on my fingers, its dyshidrosis
>>570196276I'LL DIE A FAGGOTBUT A HAPPY ONE...
>>570196308can't wait for the thirdie rage when their dog shit teams start to lose to first world nations, or when the germans get kicked out by some literal whos cuz their top dog team is long retired
>>570195746I like sumo because the matches are all under a minute (sometimes only seconds long), they pay the winner really quick, and then the next fatties get into the ring. Very fast-paced.
>>570194231Meet and WHAT?
>>570196362Hand herpes
I tried playing a real game (Supermarket Simulator), but that was just such a fucking grindwhen will MANT end I want to play video games again
>>570196418But even first world teams are filled with thirdies now... japan must be the only pure blood team still around
I'm glad she's the face of the game
>>570196494ive had eczema my whole lifeits just another extension of it
>>570196496>playing literal slopanon please
>>570196501not what I said or talked about, but okay faggot
>>570196527
>>570196418Look forward to the helios posting because her colors match some south American team.
>>570196162>>570196362I have this too, but just on my right index finger, and the blisters occasionally move onto my neighboring fingers (though not as severely). I have a speculation that it might be happening because I poured rubbing alcohol right over a wound on my index finger about 10 years ago
>>570196362sorry to hear you have to deal with that, it looks rather uncomfortable
>>570196558I love store management games okay I'm desperate
>>570196573uh oh alien melty
>>570196545Hopefully this year is mild for you
>>570196627its real itchy when it fully forms, sometimes they coalesce into really big blisters that make it hard to move my fingers without pain>>570196621mine always happens when my allergies spring up, might be related to that gwo
Consider the following:
>>570196496I hate modern gayming so fucking muchBack in the 90s, early 00s having "Simulator" in the title meant something worthwhile, now all it means is "asset flip slop".90s/00s were such a golden time for my kind of economy/business game, now it's all dead and replaced with generic indie or pretentious triple A slop that is broken for the first few months.
>>570196652bogo's binted
>>570196329CEASE THIS
I be playing destiny 2 while my trainee shouts gamer words in voice chat
>>570196362Isn't this just allergy
>>570196691Best threesome ever
>>570196691I love my wife and her girlfriend
>>570196650Did you know you can play these type of games...And get paid for it?Contact your local walmart for more information!
>>570196496There are only a handful of games worth playing releasing this year, and you decide to play slop
>>570196691Weeeei
Enough Glory Eyes, time to listen to Voltage
>basketball is a glorified children's game where whoever scores and flops the most wins>football is a corrupt make-believe sport that is decided by senile referees >baseball is a boring as sin game that hasn't evolved since tvs were in black and white >soccer is for faggotsAmerica has no good sportsball
>>570196795He's German. Forgive him.
>>570196795Not him but you don't get to decide shit while waging and need to deal with people meanwhile managing simulators gives you freedom
>>570196859HOCKEYTHE SPORT OF KINGSi know its bigger in canada
>>570196859Hockey is the best sport right now, they can actually be physical
>>570196859why did you mention football twice
>>570196501Ironically thirdie teams do the whole (or team is pure) way more and it's because it's all they have to cope with consistently losing to countries that actually have the money to get good players from abroad.
>>570196859>socceryou had us until there
>>570196910>>570196939A PUCK IS NOT A BALL
>>570196719I'M DONE SORRY........hard to resist sometimesstay sharp.
>>570197019dont care
>>570196859Volleyball
>>570196859But baseball has consistently evolved, the entire concept of moneyball completely changed the nature of the game.
>>570196939Anon it's 4chan you can say that you like it cause there's barely any blacks here
*enters the thread dribbling a basketball*my CM title platinummy oshi's alive/uma/ my homiesKnicks in five
>>570196970It's even funnier when some big European team makes a thirdie change nationality resulting in them not being able to get drafted to the world cup anymore. Actually I dunno if this can happen nowadays but used to back in the days
>>570196691Does Palmer titmog Helios
>>570196329average teioposter
>fuji event making me flatlineI promise I'll make up for it Danchou just let me laze this one out
>>570197127Whatever, dyke.
>>570197170We're not your bwos, pal.
*enters the thread pulling up from 40 ft*my zodiac title platinummy oshi's in heaven bush did 9/11Spurs in seven
>>570197207how, bwochacholino? its stupidly easy to just bum rush through ura
>>570196867That is a RACIST stereotype, most germans don't play slop like this!
>>570196362every hand reveal posted in this general feels more cursed than usualI wonder why
>>570197185
>>570197185B84 vs B82
>>570197332People being racist on 4chan? That's crazy bro.
>>570197332what do they play then
>>570197359>>570197387In every stat...
I ate some thin sphagetti with cheese and my butt actually smells like cheese now
>>570197324My policy is 1 run a day, no exceptions, no matter if it's ura or mant
>>570197153I thought moneyball was more about how teams recruit players than how the game is actually played
*enters the bread from beyond the grave*my cm team is readymy oshis are steadyi hate this threadsupersonics back from the dead
>>570197359>84 vs 82>needs 4cm more heightwouldn't call this much of a mog...>>570197410the same generic shit everyone is
>>570197437It is why Torena chose Palmer instead of Helios.
>>570196859>soccerYou have no right to talk about sports.
>>570197332What games do Germans play
>>570197471It's both, it's about playing the percentages
>>570197170who is your oshi?
all the versions of this photo are so cute
>>570197608Eishin tells me they play this weird game where you have to start kissing and the first person to break it losesShe always wins, but I think I'm getting closer to beating her
>>570196682Maybe. I haven't paid attention to my allergies acting and the blisters. Might be related
>>570197390Pasa irl would absolutely be one of those women who calls herself a proud latina that never shuts up about her culture and colonialism and all that and then you look under the hood and she exclusively dates white men.
>>570197576But trainer belongs to both of them?
>>570197608They play house
>>570197716Do you have "Hide items in your library" or similar enabled? There's some obvious games that aren't there
>>570197251that's okay you don't have to be. i'll still support you.>>570197650
>>570197576
>>570197576how does helios respond without sounding cuc ked or mad
>>570196859blernsball bwo
>>570197842Honestly forgot about that lmao, didn't notice till now.Oh well :^)
>>570195519refball
>>570197765and that's a good thing.
>>570197705Versions?
>>570197865She just takes her turn with trainer
>>570197587here in America, we call it soccer because we play football with our hands(?)>>570197643oh yeah, the whole analytics vs old school shitI know baseball
>>570197753Flash found a low wit trainer to take advantage of...
>>570197990
>>570197842>>570197893>114 titles have been excluded based on your preferences. However, none of these titles would appear on the first page of results.
>>570197765but she is a white girl tho, she's just larping
>>570197842>>570198047>Set "unfiltered search">Same result
>>570198029Cute!
>>570197753Here's a winning technique for ya, bud: Next time she gives a little 'push' with her kiss, just grab her inner thigh, as high up as you can. That'll make her lose the game. Also be sure to attend one of Smart Falcon's shows!
>>570197576What's with that tan line on her left thigh?
>>570197765Pasa is too childish and innocent to be hateful like that. If anything she would be a food blog reviewer or participate in an animal sanctuary if she doesn't peruse a wrestling career after her racing career ends.
>>570198173you know
>>570198053it would be very funny for her to take an ancestry test and get 0% latin american
>>570197852When is Dura coming
time for a comfy mantblazer run :)
>>570198082Germans play the same games we do...https://store.steampowered.com/charts/topselling/DEWith the exception of loving Gothic 1 Remake which makes sense, its a German game
"no bro uma is totally straight look at these girls">El>King>Mr.
>>570196108No you can't. Go take a hot shower.>>570196329You take a cold one.
el condor pasa wouldn't do any of that she would just victoria por plancha my cock and send me to the er room (it was worth it)
>>570198346Literally the only things I filtered are f2p shit, which doesn't matter for the comparison to begin with, hence why something might still be missing. Otherwise the lists I posted are accurate.>Aussies play GothicHuh... Bit gay, innit, mate?
>>570197858>>570197576first page
>>570198354I hate cold showers...do rinse myself with it right after a hot one though
>>570198347I can't believe it...King is a man, Bakushin is a tree, and Rice is a cereal...
>>570198347For me, it's Brian.
>>570198347my wife Mrs Mr CB
Creek butt anyone?
>>5701982803rd anni so probably like 14 months
>>570198173urara...
>>570198342this but unironicallygonna test out a sprint build I think1 pwr 2 speed 3 wit is pretty comfy, so I'll probs just do thateasy big cappingsguts is gay
cm15 status?
>>570198347My cute wife BueBue-chanOr also Luna-channy
>>570198449Look in the top right, that chart is for Germany. This one is AU
>>570198545It is a good butt
>kawakami dances so hard she starts steaming in sweepy's storyimagine what she's like in bed...
>>570198347El is neutral no?
>>570198614waiting for NONNYS to FUCKING BUILD THEIR SHIT I'M TIRED OF YOU FUCKERS NOT EVEN TRYING god it makes me mald
>>570198614been running half a dozen runs without med S despite chrono saying it's 50% proc
>>570198515>Rice is a cereal..She's more of a cake
>>570197608None, they're too busy turning delicious beef brisket into this disgusting slop.
Can rival races discount the same skill twice?
>>570198746>people still don't understand percentages
>>570198570>>570198209Oh wait that tanline is in the shape of her bikini bottoms? How did Palmer get a tanline for having her bikini bottom off, she'd have to have it off for quite a long time during her beach trip...
>>570198780now show me a place that actually sells itand it better not be some bavarian shit hole or something
>>570198496I've been taking cold showers for months since this old house's gas line got corroded and we can't afford the replacement yet. It's not so bad once you get used to it.
>>570197852Thought the thumbnail was Rice Shower motorboating TM Opera O.
>>570198614I'm ready to dominate with my front XOguri and double oniges
>>570198814faggots here dont even understand what "average" or "median" mean
>>570198890yeah but...kind of hard to get all the shampoo and conditioner out
everything is 50/50 it either happens or it doesn't
Suspicious uma...
>>570198614I have DA XOG so I'm already guaranteed A finals.
>>570198892...did someone say motorboat?
>>570198841It's from the north, not Bavaria, did you somehow miss the pickled fish Mohammed?
>>570198702In this context it is, the translated name would be"The Condor Passes".I think bwo got confused because "El" can also mean "He"
>>570199026
>>570199004Homewrecker
holy fuck bros I just realized I'm so fucking dense FUCK now I feel terrible
>>570198814I dobut I also understand it's ass desu
>>570198975??? unless you're using some kind of special shampoo and conditioner that's dependent on heat to get out of your hair I don't see why it would. turn the water pressure up a bit.
Kitahara was completely forgotten in the anime
>>570199190fatass
>>570199107To be fair, there is nothing immediately recognizable as food in that image
>>570199190Eat less.
>>570199279Good, men shouldn't be on the screen at all
>>570199317>>570199343IT'S NOT FOOD RELATED YOU PROJECTING LARDBALLS
>>570199164
>>570199164>how weird, did she...>start growing facial hair?>and him...>his lipstick is all wrong, it should be on the mouth>so clumsy... *stomach growl*
>>570198515Rice is a grain
>>570199398FAT FUCK
>>570199398What did you do
>>570199398Watch your blood pressure spebwo you don't want to end up like the teiobros...
>>570199279He gets killed later on in season 3, but that's a spoiler
>>570199476be a RETARD who can't read people for shit I thought I could but nopeneed to go fix...>>570199458>>570199565I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH YOU
what was her crime?
>>570198614I am ready. Hopefully Grand Live comes soon next month. It can not come soon enough.
>>570199398>posts speWRONG
>>570199576This is true and IT WAS ME!
/uma/ is not your blog
>>570199604Piracy
>>570199604Brobbery
>>570199604fucking me too hard
explain why you beat her
>>570199604Gave me a brojob so hard I almost died, so she was charged with assault
>>570199676>>570199723I can't believe she abducted poor little african children to rape and sell...
>>570199750She killed Shakur
>>570197454>>570197454If you're here, you're needed. That is all. Fine general horse bros. How can I get started?
which uma would be absolutely 100% satisfied with my small pp
free carat codes i don't need, just take them from the image
I ate a jamaican patty today. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>570199808Ardan
>>570199750I needed her stinky shoes in my trophy case
>>570199642Were you Kitahara?
/uma/ IS your blogTell me about your day
Matikane
>>570199750Because Doto isn't exactly a strong opponent, sadly.
>>570199808me
>>570199859I appreciate itwould like to see others do it too...
>I'm still falling for the "Mile B" gaslight
>>570199859I had an existential panic attack at the mere thought of rainI might need a shrink
>>570199859I'm shitposting in /uma/ while "working" from home
>>570199802You must install the video game Umamusume: Pretty Derby and then run it.
>>570199750rainbow shard
>>570199859I cried on /uma/ about schizos, Umama, and V. It was a very productive day
>>570199802whatever you do don't play trackblazer
>>570199808Mejiro Bright.
>>570199996stop doing thatmake aces for cm15 instead and join our rooms
>>570199802You're better off asking in the next thread bwo, this one is basically dead. Anyway half anni is in like a month so you either reroll the half anni banner or you play casually for a month and save your carats for the half anni banner
>>570200035I don't play the game
>>570199859i cant feel any other emotions than apathy nowadays
>>570200075Wait is there a next thread already? I don't see a link
>>570200197>>570200197>>570200197Gomen was rewtching animu while MANT Kiseki
>>570199859Fed my kittens, they've grown so much and start to eat so fucking much too. My allowance looking grim in the future
>>570199859I ordered Chinese
>>570200202No but the thread slows down a bit at this point as everybody is waiting for the new one. Anyway it's the comment right under yours so I'm sure you saw it now
>>570199859Just idled together with my little sister and ate together. Other than that I'm trying gardening once again
