Previous Thread: >>570154774>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>6/10 After Maint – 6/17 10:59Nagusa (Swimsuit)Yukari (Swimsuit)Kikyou (Swimsuit), Renge (Swimsuit)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/665>Events:A Flower Blooms Among the Hundred: Fair and Square Aquatic Showdown – 6/10 After Maint – 6/24 10:59>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Shooting) – 6/10 After Maint – 6/17 3:59Grand Assault: Hovercraft (Field – Torment w/Light, Special & Elastic Armor) – 6/17 11:00 – 6/24 3:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 6/24 11:00 – 3/18 3:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 6/10 4:00 – 6/17 3:592x Normal – 6/17 4:00 – 6/21 3:592x Hard – 6/21 4:00 – 6/24 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>6/9 After Maint – 6/16 1:59Aris (Armed – Limited)Kei (Limited)Hoshino (Armed – Limited)Shiroko*Terror (Limited)Toki (Armed – Welfare)>News:Update Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/05/updatePatch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3469003>Events:Operational Plan: Steel Continent, Allied Operation – 6/9 After Maint – 6/23 1:59Into the Unnamed: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/06/decagrammaton – 6/2 2:00 – 6/15 18:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – 6/9 After Maint – 6/15 18:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Special Armor) – 5/27 2:00 – 6/22 18:593x Bounty/Normal/Hard – 6/8 19:00 – 6/15 18:593x Scrimmage/Commissions – 6/15 19:00 – 6/22 18:592x Account EXP – 6/19 19:00 – 6/21 18:59
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>>570177838You also get boss drops, so maybe.
https://magma.com/d/RtGgSNbIPbhttps://magma.com/d/RtGgSNbIPbhttps://magma.com/d/RtGgSNbIPbThe current aggie is still up and there's plenty of room, come draw
Sex with Himari's wheelchair
Soon
GAY
>>570178004I wanna have sex with her
Mika broke my hips
Wakamo
Sex with Himari until she can no longer walk
Hina gogurtina
>your friend tells you "hey bro there's a Blue Archive girl who wants to be your girlfriend I'll hook you up bro">you're excited>he introduces you to the girl>It's MikaHow do you hide your disappointment?
You are pathetic
>legal in my stateMarrying the barely legal crippled elf
Otogi sex
Kei hate me... It's so over...
Hina rapina
I simply hide the post
>>570178205Can you delete your post and do it again, maybe it'll be funny the 3rd time you do it
>>570178205What the fuck are you even saying?
>>570178205What's so bad about Mika
ass thread
Aggressively crafting items at the moment to redo my cafe
>>570178447GUH
>>570178382I had no choice but to repost. The last thread was almost dead. Best to repost in a young thread
30 posts in and the thread is already ass
>>570178447This one is my favorite
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
sexy utaha...https://x.com/xdeyuix/status/2064540507364089953
>>570178447too big
Waka!
>>570178780That's Reisen.
I'm going to give THAT student a private lesson tonight.
>>570177814how does a 15 year old get this big?
/bag/ I need your advice as a new sensei. Rushing content like a madman has gotten me: 2x Hina from the tutorial roll, 2x aHimari from the free rolls, Kuroko (on Kei's banner so no Elephs), 2x nyKayoko, Rio, dTsukuyo, sShiroko, sNeru and then had to spark for both aAris and Kei. Do I keep going and try for boshino or do I stop? If so which upcoming units should I save for?
>>570178867>feels archiveThe alternate name for Vol. F
>>570178895My first love has boobs like that at 15.
>>570178046what's the theme?
>>570178921bHoshino is very good, not sure how many pyros you have. You also get upped spook rates on fest banners.
>>570178205Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Kirara's soft feet around my cock
>>570178867>fes hina>sex chise>rio retard>probably getting suro
>>570178895My neighbor growing up is the same age as me and she had tits like that at 13.
>>570179014gogurt
which student wouldn't watch world cup with me?
>>570179008*had boobsVery bad typo. She was 15 in 2014.
>>570179174too late, units are on your way
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>570179008>has>at 15Uh...
Toki status?
>>570179014No theme, I forgot to make the poal>>570179127NO
>>570179307105/120 to UE40
>>570178802>>570178895pumping
>>570179307
>>570179307pogs spammed
>>570179307ue40, 54/180
>>570178828Wakawaka!
>>570178895Damn, I thought I had a screencap from a /fit/ thread doing a rundown on how to increase breast size, but I guess it's not on this computer.Sorry, boss. Have this instead.
>>570179307I got her to UE40 and then bought out the shop and when Malkuth started I did some mental math and realized I probably could’ve gotten UE50 but I didn’t feel too bad about it because uh… I mean what can ya do
>>570178921My only advice is uninstall. This game sucks.
>>570179579>s-sensei...can you please find this post? It's very important for me...
>>570179307Properly pet and adored.
coom in Nozoom.
>>570178895My first girlfriend had obscene, vulgar udders like that at fifteen. It was fun, but dating a shortstack was bittersweet when my ideal body type falls somewhere in the range of Kisaki and Goose and this little harlot.
Finally yay
>>570179307an autist to surpass rio
>>570178815Artist source?
Prediction suggestion for the banner anon.>>570179810Congrats anon!
>>570179881https://x.com/i/status/2064380788733538704
>>570179806Did she leave you for someone else?
>>570179806Pearls before swine
>>570178867>need /bag/
Where do I get the last core and USB?
Give me Tsurugi fest
>>570175213This nigga's a CANNIBAL?!
>>570180317Cringe
>>570180613in the trash can after I make Kei-kei's new body get an abortion
>>570180613Use that monkey retard brain and thinkInstead of asking stupid questions, fucking think for three seconds
If you don't bring your wife to malkuth you're not trying hard enough
>two days after fes>/bag/ is deadEoS soon this game will die soon
>>570180707What's with the hostility? Mom forgot the dino nuggets?
When's the big JP stream anyway?
>>570178867>Malkuth need sensei
>>570180707The Battlepass! It all makes sense now!
>>570178867>Shuro boobsWhat do you think /bag/?
>>570178867>post girls malkuth teamMika, sMika, bAris, dHina, Kisaki, Ako
>>570180751>Got a bunch of new characters>Almost no place to use them2 weeks ago was so fun, this victory lap Malkuth shit isn't exciting at all.
Kei likes perfume and lip gloss just like my Miga
>>570180772oh my
don't forget to gogurt your students /bag/
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>570180640Manifesting metal alt.
>>570180850NEVER POST THIS AGAIN AAAAAAAA
>>570179307headpattedpraisedimpregnatedspoiled rottenit's over for me
>>570180982>>570180984FUCK OFF HEADPAT MAFIAI LOGIN WHEN I WANT TO
>>570180680Thanks for reposting it for me kek
>>570180982
>>570180982>00:01What a failure
What's with the reposts
>>570181425says the 00:02
THAT poster is missing
>>570181542The Kei piss poster? Present
Malkuth is kinda cool
>>570181182If you dont want to pat them I will pat them for you, this is a threat
>>570181542>Erika.webm guy gone>Suzumi guy gone>Tsumugi guy inI'm starting to believe it's all just one person who likes to ritual post to cope with his OCD.
>>570180890Mika and Kei share makeup advice when on duty together
>>570181542sorry, I killed him
Start liking white women
>no more toki elephsbros.....
>>570181760Why would they be posting if they got what they wanted? You have to know when to give up a bit
>>570181760i started tsumugi posting after they got what they wanted because i felt like continuing a legacy of sorts, don't judge my autism
>>570181789>>570180890I was going to comment on this, I love that they made Kei girly and she likes makeup gifts
>>570181760Its the other way around. They FINALLY got their release. I do not believe that they are hopping around making new ritual posts.im projecting btw
>two weeks of comfy Malkuth bashingNice, I appreciate all the rewards
Who is tsumugi...?
>>570181983>Kei's profile in JP and KR say she loves fashion>Global translated it as "decorating"Still crazy
>>570181850They're so perfect...
>>570180890Its to hide the smell of burnt oil and piss
>>570181852You can exchange your orange gelatin cubes for blue ones at 3 to 1 ratio, I doubt you're in need of every piece of shit in the orange shop.
>>570182101Wild hunter
>>570182056Honestly great if it works out to be that, just milking Malky every day for goodies instead of it ending in one day like the others
>>570181502pat pat pat
>>570181908Post the S.Iori one.
>>570182151
Nun sex
Did you buy the battlepass /bag/?
>>570182031it can't be a guy hopping around because there were many times when all the ritualposters for alts/npcs were around for literal months/years, hopping implies that after one character got an alt the dude would start ritualposting the next one
What would you do with valkyrie, especially since every school already has their own police force. Valkyrie only handles students who have no particular school affiliation, neutral areas like DU City, and students who a school has entirely given up on rehabilitating.Jailer>MisuzuActual hard cops>Kanna>KonokaStreet cops(basically glorified mall cops)>Fubuki>KirinoFirefighting division>New characters
>>570181760all me
I like pink hair and android cunny
>>570182916>loli>dolphin shortsYes, and more please
What flavour is gogurt anyways?
I didn't know kayoko had a wing
>>570182884>starcraft 2 unitsDISGUSTING
>>570183063zoos flavored
>>570183008>identical Mika twinsI approb
It's fat fuck friday
should I buy refreshes for malkuth?
>>570183191bro starcraft is like gooks national sportit's like burgers with american football
>>570183063Gogurt isn't a flavor, its just yogurt in a tube, you might even call it yogurt to-go or "gogurt".The most common flavors are spongebob and Minecraft.
>>570183335Anon you missed my pointThe original is a sunken colony from Starcraft 1, the GOATThen they put Starcraft 2 units in, which is shit
>>570183269Oh fuck you Catbox and your shitty sloppa problems
Hina owes me sex
>>570183493okay let's post /bag/ certified classic soundpost
The decision to standardize blue archive's artstyle to very flat and minimal shading is the most important factor in the game's success post launch.
>>570183325eh sure why not. It's Binah tier of unmaldy so if you are goin to do on one of these do it here, but don't exagerate of course an extra ten tickets each day should be ok as Arona makes then more expensive the more you buy
>>570183590which artworks don't have a flat and minimal shading?
>>570182102Global still has sMika hobbies completely wrong even though I reported that shit months ago
>>570183403So that little guy is the same from picrel lol
>>570183691
>>570178867>auto sexhow i unlock this?
Aru looking a little overpowered
>>570183691The one I just posted and many other year 1s.
>>570183590I feel the opposite; older art when they had actual shading and skintones are some of the best designs and art even now, those are the designs that stand out even now, and the way they've minimized all art to hell until its to the detriment of the art is actually bad. Even now most of the popular characters they've released in the last year were older characters who waited years to be released back when art was allowed to have details and shading.
>>570183864It's not monday yet
Serika and Ayane will join the OP students list this summer. Abydos summer event soon. Screenshot this.
>down 5% in 2 daysWe are not making it son :skull: :skull: :skull:
>>570183917i still don't get how her clothes work, is that an unbuttoned skirt hanging from her shoulders? she also looks like she is not wearing panties
>>570184048soul vs soulless
Idk if I’m not autistic enough but I don’t understand the appeal of chocopuni plushies
>>570184428We had Abydos Summer already.
>>570183403minecraft and spongebob are not flavors, they just like to put mascots on the box so it sells better
>>570184475Who do we blame for this?
>>570184475ong fr we straight jestermaxxing in real time chat
>>570184692its spongebab flavor
>>570184565
>>570183586>no mention of six seventhat's how you know this is old
>>570184475bro it's not even been 24 hours
>>570184760it says splash strawberry and cool cotton candy
>>570184475They cheat and fudge the numbers later. Its always bullshit.
>>570184870NOBODY calls it that. The strawberry is Patrick flavor, Cotton candy is Spongebob flavor.
>>570184856oh no noHosh/Ino
>>570185082but spongebob is yellow...?
>>570182481absolute GUH
>>570184714MeI was without power for 17 hours
Does the steel continent assistants pull from the Total Assault / Allied Op. roster or the Conquest roster?
fuck you
>>570185379shut up patrickzoos
>>570179035Like 2000 but I still have half of the story and a shit ton of missions left to do + a few thousand from the daily time gated events.>>570179630I can't, my waifu Hina won't let me. Also aArisu is a mecha musume and I was cursed to love al /m/ things from a young age. Also what the fuck is this Captcha. I haven't posted for 10 years but it was never this bad, wtf hiromoot.
>>570185354>wakamoWhat a waste of a slot!!
>>570185379what the fuck zoos i love you
>>570185354it has been pulling from the TA/GA tab for nearly two weeks bro
Not a fan of grapefruitzoos. Just dont like em.
>>570184048Objectively the answer is that some artist are better than the flat style than others, and the art never should have become THIS standardized to the point no one is allowed to have any of their own style in it. Some art should be flatter than others, and some art should be allowed to be more detailed with more skin tones, the answer shouldn't be all one direction. There has to be a bit of balance with some designs needing to be more one direction or the other.
>>570185456I slotted in Raisin just for you darling
>>570185441>Like 2000 but I still have half of the story and a shit ton of missions left to do + a few thousand from the daily time gated events.That's... not a lotUnless you can go for a spark it's not a great idea to roll for a rate up, bluefes for a newfag might be a bit of an exception since it'll give you tons of ligmas and new students but stillIt's up to you, how much you want bHosh and if you have time to recover for whatever banner you wanna roll next>Also what the fuck is this Captcha. I haven't posted for 10 years but it was never this bad, wtf hiromoot.It'll get much better over time, once your cookie has aged. After a couple of weeks it becomes meaningless
>>570185748humina humina
>Am able to do lv70 Malkuth when I was only able to beat the weakest prophetsthis game is silly
>>570185649 I approve of standardization of the art style
What are the use cases for bHoshino's tank and attacker forms? Which form should I utilize more for doing normal and hard campaign
>>570185354do you even know what conquest is?
https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/2064890364667085068
cumming on Nagusa’s porcelain skin and seeing how long it’d take before anyone notices!
Where is everybody? Raiding?
>>570185212lol what did some migrant steal it
>>570184565You cut a hole in them and…
What's the latest edition of the Jap powerlist?
>>570184565they're cute
>>570178309god I wish I was this fucking skinny
>>570177814GUH
>>570184760They should put SpongeBob in BA
>>570186009Neither. Just use Tsubaki, Yuuka and Eimi. B.Hosh is more valuable in other contents.
What if we make designs brighter and brighter with less contrast?
>>570178046that malkuth is fire
My precious desert rose.
>>570186349Watching an alien ass fucking new york team I guess.
>>570184048>>570185649They had a presentation about why this is the case, but I don't have the pictures or the quotes.
https://files.catbox.moe/jwq7tf.png
>>570186820
>naturally and artificially flavoredwhat are american niggas eating what the fuck
Xitters are still mad lmao
>>570186803hoshino fellatio
Thoughts?https://x.com/mingmao111/status/2064885625724244125
How does /bag/ feel about this chart comparing which students have the stinkiest feet?
>>570186906It's a ploy to get kids to eat yogurt
>>570186906artificial banana flavouring>natural banana flavouring
>>570187170that's not what that says, EOP-kun
>>570186814Shit, the world cup
>>570186906Don't look what they did to cheese anon...
>>570186906uhhh I hope they don't consume anything expired
>>570187170>Iroha>StinkyNeed proof
>>570187021That too
>>570186961It’s honestly pathetic
>>570187106insert ponos into vagoose
>>570186906It's the US, brother. Here you have to go out of your way to eat real food.
>>570186326>comments still full of people seethingHow autistic are these cunts?
>>570187517Even real food here is gene modified and sprayed with chemicals that are illegal in Europe, brother. You are not able to find something that isn't fucked with even if you try.
>>570186906Don’t look at our ice cream, I meant frozen treat desert
>>570187248He's talking about the NBA Finals I think
>>570186906It's a third world country, they don't get to eat real food
>>570187313trench feets
Cummy on tummy
tldr on the latest drama?
>>570187839An anon just discovered yankees eat processed foods.
>>570187828thats a nice tummy
>>570187839Someone drew Kokona is a sundress and you lost the game
>>570187932Calling it food it's an exaggeration
>>570187608Canceling the first time encouraged them, no way they listen this time
>>570187839Malkuth is a fucking joke, masses enraged. Binah is harder? 3% down after two days? Game dead, screams retard.
>>570186961>>570187404Last time I was also mad about the streamers they chose, but I feel like people are overblowing it this time. Yeah, Brandon was a bad pick for the sponsored stream, but I don’t think he’s anywhere near as bad as the people they picked last time. It’s probably just going to be a quick stream anyway.
/v/aca gamer fuel thread
>>570188030food enough to get them fat real good
>>570188142why do they do it in the first place?
>>570186326>The replies are full of latinosDamn I didn't know BA is popular in that part of the world
>>570187170Mika is once again vindicated!
>>570188179>1 dollar 19 centsHow??
>>570187839they hired grifter streamers AGAIN
https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/2064650986476667057?t=TjrhHSawaM6TNcmkwH7zyA&s=19Why is it l2d and not 3d, did they run out of money?
>>570188179>28g of sugar per 240ml serving
>>570186326Kek total Peroro deathanyway gnight /bag/ https://files.catbox.moe/p98k8e.7z
Whats wrong with Mint?
>>570186906You know that artificial flavorings are also used in Europe, right, they just don't label it?It's low quality yogurt anyway.>>570187249>>570187619>>570187651>>570187729Retard
>>570188286>water>HFCS>trace amount of aromatic compounds for flavor
>>570188179>0% fruit juiceamazing
>>570188179I need some roundmeal to go with it.
Name of their team?
>>570188179someone post the barista anon who recreated some fat ewhore's smoothie that had like 4k calories screencap
>>570188365The NA/KR/CN marketing is just a fast moving pendulum. Sometimes it's 3D sometimes it's this
>>570188179>pasteurized>Dairy>no dairy??
>>570188031>>570188142What the fuck do they even want Nexon to do? Naked dogeza?
>>570188471チョコミント
Can Malkuth still be saved?
>>570187608Hi Brandon.
>>570186326>You pissed off literally the entire Blue Archive Twitter community.I cannot help but laugh at this.
>>570188714I don't even know who he is or what he did to piss off everyone, but unlike the CDawg event this just looks like turd worlders making a big fat deal out of nothing
i've never appreciated how insanely sexy aris's body is until her mech alt
>>570188625Cancel the stream and apologize to them again so they can feel like they have a crumb of power in their lives
>>570188426Nice thank you
>>570188964Whatever you say Brandon.
>>570188964Here's what I learned in like 15 minutes>Brandon, newcomer streamer>audience is largely the twitter extremely onlines>there was a tranny in chat and they started on xem so Brandon told them to cut it out (fair, its his show) and they didn't like it
>>570188701Yes
>>570188625Now there's an idea.
>>570188625Maybe I don't know, make Nexon not pay the guy who basically promoted the genocide of BA's playerbase or something
>>570188571I don't have that one, so have this instead.
>>570188994I like how aris had a whole arc going from innocent maiden to sensei's clanker fleshlight wife and is now teaching her imouto KeiKei how to please sensei.
>>570188616no it's just they boiled the thing really hot, doesnt need to be milk product.
>>570188252I wanna see her run like this from Binah's phase 1 to phase 2.
Enough cocker spaniels to open a pet shop
any day now
>>570189458Of all the girls I think the peanutbutter trick would only work on asuna.
>>5701894589 millenniums 1 trinityImpressive
>>570189458grats on the best bunny
>>570189179Need my cum on that tum
>>570189476If we never kill malkuth then the decacunnies are safe
Lorebros from /bag/, I really need help with thisIs a question regarding Rei, why exactly she is so bad at Baseball?For context>I did read her momos>I did read the Prayball eventBut I still don't understand why she's so bad at itIn her momos we can see that she's even better than Yuzu at Rhythm GamesWe also see that her accuracy is exceptional She has an amazing memory and knows the theory perfectlyAlso she has an eye for small details, being able to determinate that a small wear-off in the baseball gloves can affect the performance when catching the ballSo WHY is she so bad? Is this supposed to be a case of "just because comedy" shit?Is she actually cursed?I feel really confused, thanks to anyone with actual answers
>>570187839Grok summary:>Brandon is a genuine BA player and content creator (YouTube/Twitch streams focused on the game), and some fans like him. However, he became divisive due to an earlier incident (around April 2026) where he:>Defended (or was perceived as defending) a trans/non-binary player in the community from harassment.>Criticized some BA fans for using extreme memes/replies (e.g., "ack" or basedjak hanging imagery, death/rape threats, or sending gore) against critics/antis who call BA fans pedophiles for liking the young-looking characters. >He posted a statement addressing his community, apologized for some public comments, clarified he wasn't calling anyone a criminal, but stood by not wanting certain toxic tactics. He then stepped back from Twitter for his mental health. >To many hardcore BA fans (who are very protective of the game's "loli" aesthetics and aggressive against perceived antis), this made Brandon a "traitor" — someone policing his own side and siding with outsiders. He's been called things like "Goyim" (in a meme/edgy sense) or accused of bringing politics/drama. Some see him as overly moderate or "woke-adjacent" on certain culture war topics. >fobm4ster draws ire for past negative comments about the BA community (calling fans weirdos) and being seen as a non-player "Hoyoverse shill" tourist.
Blue archive message: be responsible, cultivate the youth, go get a jobBlue archive twitter:
>>570189747Because it's funny is the answer
>>570189747>Brandon is a genuine BA player and content creatorTranslating>Brandon is a lolcow that just play and say whatever the normalfags want
>>570189747Could just be choke artist genes
>>570189789
>>570188142I saw some of their arguments and it's a big nothing burger. I'm 90% sure these people just like power trip after cancelling the previous one.
>>570189747Have you try hitting a baseball? It's hard.
>>570189747It another case of nerd school bad at sport Yes even Sumire, the girl doing nothing but work out anyway
>>570189747it's because she's unironically from millennium. there's a floating theory that it's because she trains with a pitching machine made by the engineering club (the same or a worse version from beautiful day dreamer). Rei mentions a strange pitching machine in multiple occasions in all her texts.https://youtu.be/PNJhdtq6srg?t=61
>>570189747was she really bad? I didn't remember that from the event, anyway has she ever mentioned if she plays baseball since she was a kid? most sports are a hell to learn if you don't start playing them as soon as you're able to walk
I don't care about twatter drama. Post nigger asses
>>570189747gap moe
It's time. Post Wakamo.
>>570188179Jesus Christ I'm so glad I didn't grow up poor.
>>570189476>C
>>570189953correct. concessions always lead to more demands. always.
>>570188426Erotic
>>570190090problem?
>>570189747>>570190021You can know the game in and out and catch the ball, but you still have to be able to hit the ball, which is the area she's not good at. The running joke is that she's not that athletic but there is potential deep down
>>570189221she's supposed to be daughtercore but i can't help it when she's walking around with a body like this
>>570190021her batting average is a .080, which is abysmal. if you read the event, they play a lot of jokes about how the corgis are so shit but rei thinks their stats are good
>>570190128TANUKI CORRECTION NEEDED
>>570190034she’s Okinawan
>>570189476>16794MB
>>570189934>pov: you're non-binary and got less than 14 hours of sleep
>>570190186I AM GOING TO COLONIZE OKINAWA
>>570190151>>570189991>>570190021seriously it cannot be emphasized enough how fucking hard hitting a baseball is and some of the skills involved are not straightforward to improve by practice
>>570190170I see, I'm not a baseball fan so that must have fly over my head. >you still have to be able to hit the ballThat's when body coordination comes into play and that's purely reflex so you need to start playing at the age of 4I know because I skipped playing football when I was a kid and I can't coordinate my feet with the ball at all no matter how much I trained as a teenager/adult
>>570188426sex
>>570189991>tfw got hit in the face with the ball once while up to bat and swore off the sportPiece of shit game. Made my ass cry.
>>570188245latino men are much less spineless than normal burgers so they never got too much pussy whipped by feminist, they never had guilt about playing cunny games or pandering games in generaland if you add that BA got famous around the adolescence for them you have prime culture warriors there for a battle lol, something similar happened to the SEAfags but those are weirdos in general
>>570189747>Why is she bad at baseballShe's from millenniumYou haven't read any other Millennium momotalks if you're asking, its a math nerd school. Yuuka has less stamina than sensei, there's an entire sports festival event where Millennium students try destroying the entire festival because "We're not good at sports" out of pure selfishness, Noa is shown not being good at physical activities at all, Rio can't even shoot a gun properlyThey say in the group episode the baseball club in Millenium is purely a theoretical club, they don't actually play baseball, they all fucking suck ass, all the club does is run the numbers and do sports trivia shit, they try to calculate the sport. But none of them are good enough to actually play.The joke with Rei is that she's the greatest ace player Millenium has ever had, she's 10x better than everyone else, and her batting average is still way below average for a normal person. She's a giant among midgets, because she's in a school where everyone else is worse.
>>570190008>wakaXbinahcool
I was pretty good at hitting baseballs. The problem was most of them were flys that got caught.
>>570190330Hitting a ball coming at you at 100+ MPH with a small stick already sounds like a nightmare
>>570190379>inb4 "but rio is physically fit, she has a new action girl alt"
>>570188179fucking love blue flavor
>>570188426guh...phew
>>570189747She's good at small movement things like rhythm games, but bad at large full body movement sports. Basically, she's just bad at what she likes, it's just the reality of things
I want to have sex with Eimi
>>570190545
>>570190545how do they justify her being a meta dps? did she just fucking overclock her gun?
>>570190379but rio is physically fit, she has a new action girl alt
>>570190379>Yuuka has less stamina than senseiImagine the sex with this sweaty tired panting mess of a nerd GUH
I want to have sex with Hina
>>570190378I'm sure they like Yuuka and Kei too
>>570190717Its a virtual reality suit, which improves her physical abilities a ton, and even then she still sucks because she has no coordination. She's a weak non battle type character who thought she could use technology to become a main stage fighter, but that didn't solve the problem of her having no experience or basic ability.
>>570190761Many are saying this
>>570190751>yuuka collapses on sensei>suddenly 100 kilos of dead weight on top of you while balls deep.
>>570190761I made this post.
we hate nell here
>>570190379>The joke with Rei is that she's the greatest ace player Millenium has ever had, she's 10x better than everyone else, and her batting average is still way below average for a normal personSo she's Christian Pullisic
>gave Malkuth the D three times and now I'm spent
>>570190717She shoot that weak point with AI supported aim
>>570190849
>>570190930I want to see neru and kisaki swap outfits.
>>570189747She's all theory and formulas. She understands baseball at a technical level but she doesn't have the physical capabilities to put any of her knowledge into practice herself. She may never be a good player but she'd be a killer coach.
>>570190930Hate?
>>570190930I would fuck Neru's brains out
>>570183853I hope Utaha gets the same treatment. Her OG sprite isn't doing her justice.
>>570190761>>570190848>>570190865All three of these posts? Yeah, mine
Neru hours?
https://store.line.me/stickershop/product/37295/enMade a collection of the new LINE sticker gifs. Use them wisely.https://files.catbox.moe/olcwlq.zip
>>570191131I want to see her nipples
>>570190761>>570190848>>570191113are these sayers in the thread right now?
>>570190717She has an aimbot.
>>570190095>>570189953So what should the BA team do?
>>570191113
>>570191216stop trying to fucking do collabs is the first step
>>570191161Someone already did the same around 1 hour ago... scroll up
>>570190545That just tends to be a fun anime trope only normalfags question. It's kinda like how Shokuhou gets winded easily like in the anime and they carried it over to BA.
>>570188964One of the guys they payed to stream the game shit talked it in the past before and spent the whole time he streamed it shit talking the game. He was also a hoyofag and that's arguably even worse. The other guy just seems to pissed the dog eaters off for some reason. I really don't care, instead of paying streamers to play the game and forcing me to see it in a pop up in game like these shitty vtuber streams they should fix the fucking translation, but the retards behind global are never gonna fixthe laughs or shit like sakurako's wappi having two different translations in both her momotaks and the idol event, ot giving the students their speech patterns back. B.aris also wasn't proof read at all and she has a few really bad fuck ups with her translation too.
>>570191216Do nothing? Fuck xitterfags, never liked any of them.
>>570191356Oh...
>>570191383So you're saying the animation is just a lie and really Rio is super physically fit and can run for miles and lift several tons and play baseball easily?
>>570189179I did that
They should collab with Vuhn, RS or that Hinafag instead
>>570191161Thanks anon
>>570190647You can't compare rhythm game to baseball pitch. Rhythm game you can see where indicator (is that what it's called?) going, in baseball you only see the ball released from pitcher hand and then you only have less than 0.400 seconds (if the velocity is 95 mph) and decide where to swing your bat.
Be honest, /bag/. Do you find this body type attractive? She’s so flat.https://x.com/mingmao111/status/2064885678257971597
>>570189819>>570189994>>570190008>>570190379>>570190647>Basically, she's just bad at what she likes, it's just the reality of thingsThanks for the answers anons.I feel sad now.Honestly? I expected Rei to be bad at basedball for some external reason outside of her control (a curse, magic, ghosts, aliens, whatever)In that case, I would feel sorry for her and I could give it a pass (i.e. is not her fault, it's because "X factor" fucks her up)HOWEVER, she's bad because she simply sucks? That's simple incompetence, she's just useless and mediocreThat's not attractive at allIs not like Aru or Mina that are "girl failures" because they are mentally retarded but sometimes still can pull through their weightRei instead seems plain incompetentI'm depressed nowI really like her design, her voice and her momos as wellI was genuinely thinking of making her my first Bond 100 UE60But now.... she just seems like someone useless that cannot improve for no good reason
There was one BA youtuber/streamer a while back that would have been great but he vanished. Always obsessed over oppai and kanna specifically.
>>570191563she kills a lot of robots though, the tippy kind
>>570191501retard
>>570191484Thanks anyway
>>570191563>No longer like your student because of her flawI think you should leave this place and never come back
>>570191552Even if I said no, I'd be blinded before I could judge
>>570191484Do you have the other 2 packs?
>>570191198Always
>>570191474How come they didn't respond immediately like last time anyway?
>>570191563>not helping her improve regardless of her imperfectionsYou never truly loved her to begin with. Die.
>>570191791sex with.. you know... those
>just unlocked akos memorial lobby with her crying on all fours with the dog leashHoly HELL sensei lmfao
>>570191563She doesn't suck, she's just a tech nerd trying to be a jock. Ultimately she's still better than anyone else in Millennium but she's not in the real leagues.Look at the Band event? Was the point of the band event that really they're a great band? No, the point was that Airi has friends that love her regardless, even if she's subpar at the piano. Look at the sports festival ending where Yuuka and Hasumi competed at the race at the end with them both trying their hardest, which one of them one in the end? Neither of them, they both came in last place. Look at Juri.Blue Archive is a story of youth, youth isn't about winning, youth is about trying your hardest and putting your heart into something. Youth is a time where you're allowed to make mistakes and do things you're not necessarily great at, without being told by society you should give up already.
>>570191552we love flatties the most here
>>570191878Adults?Yes
>>570191835
>>570191878
>>570191891
Isn't Neru being one of the Strongests more impressive than the others?>Hoshino is Horus, the strongest Mystic in the setting>Mika and Tsurugi are angels know for their super strenght and holy powers>Hina is a demon who was head God in some ancient pantheon>Alice is some super weapon of ancient godsMeanwhile Neru relies on pure skill and her anger the others were born gifted.
>>570191216For starters fire the community manager or whoever is picking these collabs because that retard has no idea what they're doing.
Wish me luck sensei's I just installed arch linux hyperland and have no clue what I'm doing, but I will get it to look as much like the ba ui as I possibly can and hopefully at least have it functional by the time I fall asleep.
>>570190545>>570191383I love clumsy, physically unfit fatasses. They motivate me to lift so that i can princess carry them.3D fatasses are disgusting as shit though, you'd think their personality would make up for that but you'd be dead wrong. Don't make the same mistake i did /bag/
This CC drama is such a nothing burger, as even Nexon won't address anything.
>>570191563It's not Rei's incompetence that you can't tolerate, but the harsh reality that you can still be bad at something despite putting your all into it.
How did he win this one?
>>570191817https://files.catbox.moe/s7ivi9.ziphttps://files.catbox.moe/9snvbe.zip
>>570191891Its quite literally what she secretly wanted all along. Sensei's role changes to be whatever students need the most.
>>570192000Kekked and checked
>>570192000PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>570191563Some of you don't actually know what love for your waifu is and it shows.
>>570191563What the fuck, how is that your takeaway from this?It's admirable because she strives to do better at what she likes. And she did prove that she can get better by hitting the homerun at the end of pray ball.Do you not see her sovl? Hell, there's a lot of drawfags here and they don't stop after drawing one less than ideal art, just like her.
>>570185212I'm further north and just woke up from a nap when a long ass thunder woke me up. I was dreaming about laying in bed with Himari after coming back from a date and thought we just got nuked when I heard the thunder.
>>570173838My best friend growing up was a black kid named Anthony. I rode bikes with him all over the place for years. This parents eventually told him he couldn't play with me cause they hated white people. Blue Archive.
>>570191563She does get her baseball star moment in her event.the principle of "practice makes perfect" isn't true, you can't just get better through sheer stubbornness, it's "perfect practice makes perfect" and she's literally the only person at Millennium "good" enough at the sport to even hit the fucking ball. She'd need outside help to actually become a decent ball player because she doesn't know what it is she needs to improve on.Sumire has her covered for cardio and strength training but batting, fielding, and throwing are things you need to work on to have proper form, it's also a team sport and good luck learning how to do that without a team.
>>570192098Yeah that makes sense, actually
>>570192080
walnut
>>570191563>useless, incompetentRetard do you know normal human batting average against pro baseball player is less than Rei batting average? Like. 000
>>570191891Laugh it up while you can because it'll happen to you.
>>570192080>>570191161>>570192080I'd rather gookako memes unironically
>>570192137
>>570192098Sensei is such a pick me
>>570192080NTA but thanks
>>570192328OH.WOOF WOOF BARK BARK
>>570192203Damn, RIP...
>>570191563>But now.... she just seems like someone useless that cannot improve for no good reasonIf you can't have faith that your student will one day overcome her narratively driven weaknesses then you don't deserve to be her husband. Hell, you don't even deserve to be a sensei. This is not the game for you.
>>570191563But don't you like the fantasy of being there on the bleachers while she practices and doing what you can to help her improve?
>>570192330Are you into futa?
uhee~
>>570192328Glad that cat wasn't around to see this
>sensei being a dad for the arius mobsone of the only few good parts of Vol 6 so far
>>570192507that is falseflag by seia anon
>>570191865Because none of the current picks has done anything that's explicitly detrimental to the game's image?
>>570192507
>>570192525Everyone cared when she took off the mask
>>570192203I missed you my nigga, sorry the senpai was racist pieces of shit
>>570192203Nigger, cant have people around enjoy themselves
>>570192080Jackpot!
>>570192013Neru is just budget Hina, she has budget wank too
>>570192330forgot your gookako pic unironically
>>570192013God I love NeruI deserve a badass tomboy gf
>>570188964I don't what any but I can't even blame them for choosing Brandon, last time they cancelled the event lots of people were recommending him, and just a couple of months later he is persona non grata?I hate to say it, but Nexon should not listen to Xitter this time.
>>570192000I've seen a bunch of photos of her figurine in this position but not a single one of her backside. Anyone got a photo of her ass?
>>570192262Ako has a stick up her ass a mile wide and a mile long, she's always pent up and angry, she's always in charge and has to make decisions all day. She needs a man who can take her charge away, force her into submission and she gets off on the humiliation, she gets off on the objectification despite all her complaints, its become a habit for her to indulge in her sessions with sensei.Hina is a bit similar but without the humiliation fetish. She always desires a man who can take the reigns from her and decide things for her but in a very different way from Ako. During her momotalks sensei dragged Hina out of her comfort zone repeatedly, dragged her on dates, ordered food for her at the restaurant, he decided things for her. He forced her out of the role as the head prefect.
>>570191161>>570192080put these on a mega folder so it can be updated
>>570192203did he steal your bike
>>570192328Why am i so short there?
>>570192828>Ako has a stick up her ass a mile wide and a mile longI thank you for the compliment but I'm not that big.
Seia should transfer
>>570192871She's making you crawl on all fours, obviously
>>570192930To my bed.Naked.
>>570192871On all fours. See >>570192515
>>570192871Sensei can shapeshift because he's a tupla
>>570192869No, That was after he moved away and I moved to a more ghetto area. Yes, they were black.
>>570192930To what, the school that doesn't exist?>hey seia, I know you're a spoiled tea party princess but would you like to be fucking homeless instead?
>>570192913
>>570193051Fuck off monster.
>>570192620falseflagger
>>570192913sniff sniff
>>570192203I wish there was more tanned students
>>570192621they shouldn't be hiding such a cute face
>>570192098whats that from?
>>570192013I think Neru is supposed to be some kind of oriental dragon, actually. It's why she has the slit eyes.
>>570190705>>570190545>tfw you download cheats but you're still dogshit
>>570193114*shapeshift into something you desire*
>>570193083>spoiled tea party princessthat's Nagisa thoughSeia is hood, she grinded for her respect
>>570191759>>570191872>>570191906>>570192067>>570192145>>570192223>>570192437>>570192462>Was the point of the band event that really they're a great band?>but the harsh reality that you can still be bad at something despite putting your all into it.Hmmmm you do bring a good pointI liked the Band Event BECAUSE you COULD grind over and over until you get the Secret Ending where they CAN WIN the band competition.In theory, it was POSSIBLE for them to win.But for Rei, it seems the whole point is that she sucks forever and you should feel happy with that because "lol its comedy".For me, this feels like if the writers hate Rei.Is not that the joke is that Rei sucks at baseball.Instead it feels like if Rei herself, was the joke, and that's awful.I would even go as far as compare it to making a Student that would always be sick with the flu forever >look look the sick Student>haha look shes sick shes coughing again>haha look she cant do physical activity properly because shes sick LOL>isnt that hilarious? shes permanently sick and cant improveor making a Student that doesn't have hands at all>haha look at the Student with no hands>haha look she can't grab a drink>haha look she can't open the door to her home>LOL look she cant give a handjob she doesn't have hands HAHAHA>>570192462>But don't you like the fantasy of being there on the bleachers while she practices and doing what you can to help her improve?The problem is that in-universe, that CANNOT happen, because it's obvious that the joke is laughing at the Rei because she's a failure no matter whatIt's clear that she's supposed to be a perma loser no matter how much she tries, we are supposed to just laugh at thatIt's crude and awful, is not some compassionate mumbo jumbo about "youth" like some of you try to make believe
>>570191878Ribjob?Yes
Reminder it’s almost been three years since we last saw Nodoka and Shigure with the Thermae Akai mini-story
>>570192525Twintail Arius mob is so cute. I want to feed her graham crackers out of my hand.
>>570193190I just realized, what if sora is a secret mob. She just always has a mask on in mob form so nobody knows.
>>570193279It's all three Tea Party girls, except Mika now because she's been punished
>>570193229>Midori, me say alone rampUh, who's the millenium skirt?
>>570193354Sora is Faust ?
>>570191891He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot will be victorious.
>>570193324Make new girls, who cares about red winter?
>>570192046install gentoo
>>570193410yuuka. that's her thighs
do students with solid 3d halo often got theirs stuck when wearing t shirt?
I'm not reading all that.
>>570192808dozojust in case I'm catboxing the other pichttps://files.catbox.moe/z6rs95.jpg
>>570193479Halo are made from light, they clip through stuff all the time
>>570193282> Words words wordsRei literally hit the ball at the end of Pray Ball you mongoloid. The point is that her road to success won't be filled with roses.
>>570192808
>>570193584>made from lightcommon misconceptions from secondaries. they're not light, made of light, nor give off light
>>570193553What about the panties
>>570193282You remind me of the Iroha schizo
>>570193207Wait...>C&C is maids>the president is a dragon>like miss kobayashi's dragon maid>kobayashi is a nerdy computer programmer>millennium is the nerdy computer programmer schoolAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HOLY FUCK
>>570193668They get in the way
>>570191413>they should fix the fucking translationDon't they do this already? I haven't had them not fix any legitimate translation issues when I presented both the original korean and why I thought it was wrong... sometimes it takes a while but they do a bunch of fixes each maintenanceEither way I can't imagine they put much time and effort into running a pyro giveaway with a couple streamers that run 1k-3k live viewers, the whole process can't involve much more than a bunch of emails from the community manager
>>570193324Its been...5 months since they last showed up
>>570193708So dragon maid collab? I need another one since alchemy stars died.
>>570193584most of them are flat light, but some of them are clearly 3d objecti love it when artists made them glitchy during sex
>>570192197BA Tier lists are like:>SSS+++>SSS++>SSS+>SSS>SS>S>A <----- She is here>B>C>Dgoosers... it's over...
>>570193282She's a year 1 student. This girl's whole schtick is that she can't cook. For years people have deduced her personality into just : She can't cook even though her momos have proven that she is more than just that. Literally went through the same shit in your wall of text.But she eventually cooks anyway. As proven with her alt and last event.You just gotta have faith in your students, which you clearly don't so i'm just gonna call you a faggot.
>>570193673Speaking of which, I feel like he's been more quiet recently. Did anything happen that I missed?
I got everyone, but at what cost...
>>570193282Am i reading the same event ? Rei knows she shit and yet she still managed to hit the homerun, showing that all her handwork isn't in vain Are you show this isn't you projecting yourself into the character
Fox hateFox chokeFox flop
>>570193920Well sensei time for prostitution, those momos ain't gonna finish themselves.
>>570193282You know, I think it's nice that you are this passionate about this. The scene needs people who are autistically passionate about things.
>>570193985>Fox chokeI would choke Niko during sex if she asked me to.
>>570193282Holy shit, you're a schizo who can't even read.
>>570193985
>>570194036So when do we get the tabletop school and the girl who paints miniatures?
>>570194045I would choke Yukino even if she begged me to stop. Not even during sex.Okay MAYBE during sex.
summer stream when
>Gook game>No tiger student >No bear student
I died to monkey pillar smash because I panicked even though I never even get hit in softcore
>>570194221Gonna make Ibuki cry twice.
>>570193840With her EX animation you would expect something like "Increase evasion" or something like that.At least they gave her a somewhat useful skillset in the end.
is nozomi a good mama?
Which two girls in Blue Archive have DEFINITELY, NO QUESTION, tongue kissed each other?
>>570193668Probably white, I don't know. You're gonna need to ask someone who bought that fig
>>570194036Passionate is one thing, completely misunderstanding a character and story is another thing.
>>570177814>ugo cripple>sexiest saggy pinktard of kivotos
>>570193282You're probably schizo but you know what I'll bite. Regardless of a students gimmick you have to faith that they'll get to their finish line in time. At the end of the day we're at the whim of the devs and when they decide to give the student an inch in the development department. As >>570193884 said Juri was treated like a joke for the longest but she finally got to a point where she was able to make one good thing. So again we're at the whim of the devs and when they decide to let a student outside their comfortably placed niche or gimmick. Who knows, by the time Reis alt comes along she'll be a superstar.
>>570194245Stack evasion and armor, nigga. Works on my HF fissures monk
>>570194368I don't know why you spam plana all the time, it feels like you're an sleeping agent sending cryptic codes
>>570194271hey
>>570194302Asuna and KarinC&C members as a whole, actually. There's a reason all the porn artists have them as basically Sensei's cabaret club
>>570193448OOC Hanako woo! I clapped like a mindless seal.
>>570194492>There's a reason all the porn artists have them as basically Sensei's cabaret clubI think that would probably be due to the bunny suits, anon. But yeah, I'll take it.
Another win for Team Pink.
>>570194221Odyssey for Part 1 right?
>>570194271It's because she's secretly a reference to Tien in Dragonball Z and the dev who designed her knows Tien is the best character because of how he mogs second form cell.
>>570194302Not even homo, just out of curiosity.
>>570194368Mmmh receiving cryptic codes from this Plana
>>570194302>>570194492/nikg/ is 2 blocks down the hall
>>570191563the replies to this post restored my faith in /bag/
>>570194452>>570194736https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXz6ghbfd2U
I really hope they give another consciousness/AI to that cute AMAS...
>>570194118Tabletop event with the featured students getting alts based on the fantasy class they are playing as when?
>>570194867You know that will be an excuse to make another GDD event
>>570194732Kiara because she enjoyed it, erika just because she knew it'd tease sensei
Yukino chokes my chicken
>>570193619>>570193673>>570193884>>570193935>>570194036>>570194080>Am i reading the same event ? Rei knows she shitYes like I saidI readed her eventI readed her momosThe whole point is that Rei cannot improve no matter how much she triesWhy? Because... REI HERSELF IS THE JOKEYou're supposed to be like>hahaha Rei sucks at basedball>look she cannot hit the ball hahahaha>look she cannot catch the ball hahahaha>look she spent 100 hours at practice and shes still shit hahahaha>SO FUNNY SHE CANNOT IMPROVEIt's clear that someone in the writing team was bullied by baseball chad in high school and now they bully Rei into being useless no matter what>>570193884>She's a year 1 student. This girl's whole schtick is that she can't cook.Ah yes the Cocking EventLet me remind you that, by a wide margin, the COCKING EVENT IS THE MOST HATED EVENT IN BLUE ARCHIVEAn event where>main character is a joke>main character cannot improve>were supposed to laugh at her misery because she cannot cock properlyYes, no wonder the Baseball event is arguably also the second most hated eventYou're just proving me correct further with your arguments
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>>570194660Yes
>>570194936As much as I like GDD I really need a break from them after Vol EX, we should get more make up work club content
You're dumb as shit, nigga. Eat your free [-]
Students who would get cold feet and back down if Sensei was open to their flirtatious advances?Students who would take his openness as a green light to jump his bones regardless of his actual intent?
>>570193553THIS was allowed but Neru’s delicious nipples weren’t??
>the cocking event
>>570194382Any person within the game's target audience would've responded in the whole Rei / Juri situation with them actually wanting them to succeed. That anon isn't capable of such response. Guy chose to put Rei away because she can't do something. That kind of thinking is very female-coded.10 bucks says he's a fag.
>>570195021>>570194660Will these two fry everyone's brains like WH did last August?
>>570195073>Students who would get cold feet and back down if Sensei was open to their flirtatious advances?Aru>Students who would take his openness as a green light to jump his bones regardless of his actual intent?Mutsuki
>>570194971Not any of those anons but we definitely read two different events. The moral of the story was that hard work pays off but she got hit with the status quo anyway and she still needs more work anyway to fix her dogshit batting ratio
I would fuck Kotama's brains out with a mic set up to record us and give it to her and not talk to her after that.
New York is partying right now...
>>570194936I wouldn't say so. Their thing is video games, not pen and paper games. Millennium feels like the best fit for such an event since it's a school of nerds but maybe it can be somewhere else too. Hell, maybe it can be a combination of students from different schools who gathered because they were interested in trying the game out.
Aris feet.
The Child.
>>570195190QRD?
>>570194971>the COCKING EVENT IS THE MOST HATED EVENT IN BLUE ARCHIVEBitch what
>>570195240You could get a theater club from Wild Hunt to play table top as part of their training
Rei got very few images on her birthday
>>570195284Knicks came back and won by 1 in the last seconds.
>>570195320I liked Cherino's first event... it was funny
>>570194221The weekend after this one, 100%.
>>570195101Yeah I think I'm gonna give up on responding to that fag.
>>570195284Literal anime moment in the NBA finals
>>570195369Shush i thought they finally deport the jeet
>>570195073>Students who would get cold feet and back down if Sensei was open to their flirtatious advances?Mika>Students who would take his openness as a green light to jump his bones regardless of his actual intent?Hanako
>>570195320Burgers hates coomies what do you expect? I personally think Cherino is cute.
>>570195418No matter how hard they coup the mustached brat is always back in power at the end. The entire Red Winter populace is a joke
>>570195547>Secondary option
>>570195579What? It's bad because of has year 1 event writing
>>570194765Get booped
>>570193326i like the dorky faces she makes
Throwing a goosebang.
>>570194971This is the most retarded and nonsensical student slander i've seen today.You are a retarded, illiterate, faggot mongrel and also a niggerdo a flip and kill yourself
Guys I kind of want to sexually bully marina until she's a quivering mess on the ground.
>>570195579I think Cherino is cute too. That event is still dogshit though.
>>570195841
>>570195841Wakacute
>>570195898
>>570195776Thank you for saying what we were all thinking Seia.
>>570195661>year 1 event writingmy standards for event writing must be really really low because I enjoyed all of the events, even the supposed "super duper awful year 1 events"but on the other hand I could barely tolerate older writing in other shitty gacha gameseven the alleged "super high peaks" in other gacha games just left me feeling like, "oh, that's it?" like that one spongebob roller coaster meme
>>570195652It's funny because Tiph's backstory show that Red Winter was always ruled by a moustache brat
Mika love
>>570195841>>570195939>>570195898>>570195982Wakamo Love!
Wakamo would respect your space if you told her to back off but would still be in range if when you want her to be with you and would come runnig.Shiroko would beat you and rape you at a moments notice, with out warning and brutally.
>>570194971>I readed her
>>570196027>my standards for event writing must be really really lowPost ithttps://tiermaker.com/create/blue-archive-events-15860651
Kei should get an upgrade
>>570196079Yes like I saidI readed the Red Winter eventThe whole point is that Red Winter cannot coup no matter how much they tryWhy? Because... RED WINTER ITSELF IS THE JOKEYou're supposed to be like>hahaha Red Winter sucks at revolution>look they cannot depose the mustache brat hahahaha>look they cannot storm the office hahahaha>look they spent 100 hours at protests and shes still the leader hahahaha>SO FUNNY THEY CANNOT IMPROVEIt's clear that someone in the writing team was the victim of a communist revolution and now they bully Red Winter into being useless no matter what
>>570196289True
>>570196289I don't have money to buy RAM and GPU. How about cloud computing?
>>570196027I think "bad" is the wrong word to use, but Red Winter really isn't interesting to me in particular, the Russian aesthetics aren't done that well so I can't get into it whenever their stories are given the spotlight. When Marina is the only cool design the school gots, it's grim. Their early events made me not care about their struggles
I know I'm late to the party, but only now I am reading the Deca chapter. I'm really liking the parallel narrative, especially this episode where they were bringing back Kei while Decalolis were summoning Malkuth at the same time. It really helps create a connection with the antagonists.So far, I think I'm liking the Volume EX story even more than Volume F.
Hey
>>570196272>past tense of a word is the same word but pronounced differentlyshit language
https://youtu.be/75wPhhqB7Qc
>>570194382>>570195101>>570195141>>570195320>>570194382>The moral of the story was that hard work pays off but she got hit with the status quo anyway>Who knows, by the time Reis alt comes along she'll be a superstar.The problem is that you know very well that will never happen.For some reason Blue Archive loves the "status quo".Will we see Abydos without a debt?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedWill we see more Abydos Students? Maybe even Abydos mobs?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedWill we see Abydos being green and with oasis again?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedWill we see Yume revive?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedWill we see Hina and Makoto make-up and stop hating each other?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedWill we see the Decacunnies revive after killing them just for Drama in Vol.EX?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedWill we see Kisaki be healed of her crippling sickness?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedWill we see Nodoka restore her Hotspring business?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedWill we see the Rabbits get STR back and a new School Building?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedWill we see Michiru actually improve her stream numbers?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedWill we see Mika being replaced by someone else in the Tea Party after her crimes forced her to step down from the position?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedWill we see Kazumi and Meg actually find and successfully create a hotspring building?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedWill we see Satsuki actually improve her hypnosis technique?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedWill we see Miyo quit being a Cartel Boss?>NO, because the Status Quo must be preservedBut yeah anon... we could absolutely see the writers make an EXCEPTION and suddenly make Rei better at basedball? sure...
>switching from Rei to Cherino nowThis guy clearly here for b8
>>570196492Heart murmur club.
>
>>570196514
>>570196672top kek
Nigga
Will we see Iroha in a swimsuit? Yes.
>>570195728Purana wont appreciate that
>>570196289That hole is calling me
>>570196689
>>570196540Need to cum inside this so bad
I readI care
>>570196624What about the status quo that was not followed? Retard
>>570196624>For some reason Blue Archive loves the "status quo".Address Vol 6 then
i've never [-]'d anyone but that shit is so retarded i had to
I'm gonna masturbate to https://exhentai.org/g/3977280/fe12d6edaf/ then go to bed
>>570196789I just leaked
Oh, it's the reddit spacing schizo. I wonder if the fag is using ChatGPT for all that spam
>>570196873That has never happened though.
>no anal tagfuck you
This thread is ass.
>>570196289Sucks ass actually that we don't have a girl with Kei's body type but also C cups. Artists are way too narrow minded when it comes to body types.
>>570196906i hope he makes a preggo & childbirth sequel
>no anal taglove you
>>570196551>shit languageEnough about Russian, you upset some of the local orcs.
>>570196624>Will we see Yume revive?OSIRIS WILL RISE AGAIN
>>570196752I'll apologize probably afterwards, not
>>570196624>Will we see Kazumi and Meg actually find and successfully create a hotspring building?They do all the time, you don't see it much because they've already moved on to the next development>you skipped the group story didn't you
>>570196973look again
properly* -ACK
>>570196998this thread taught me that girls don't actually wear anything under spats because the spats serve the same effective purpose as underwearit made me like spats and otogi a lot more than I already did
Are there any private server for BA? I really can't put up with dailies and gameplay.
>>570196906What the helly, since when do they post these ads
This year marks Blue Archive's nadir, as evidenced by the lackluster PV6 that did nothing but parade uninspired second alt characters, lacking any aesthetic appeal. The game's narrative is spiraling into mediocrity, with a forced Moege story that pales in comparison to the heights achieved in Volume 3 and Volume F. The evident obsession with recycled alts, coupled with the dismissive attitude from some players who brand valid concerns as coping, only fuels worries about the game's longevity. It's disheartening to witness the chorus of slurpers and bootlickers, blind to the glaring issues, contributing to a toxic environment that jeopardizes Blue Archive's essence and raises genuine concerns about its future.
It's only the status quo until they make a new status quoCharacter growth CAN happen! I choose to believe in the happy ending!
Blah blah blah[-]
>>570197430
>>570197307Read the story on youtube
>>570196943>Mari>Airi>Saori>Atsuko>Aoba>Rabu>Izuna>Toki>Kei>Alice>Nagusa>Hifumi>Ichika>Juri>Mika
>>570197507High impact is right
>nadirUhhhh kashir gesundheit
>>570197516I want to pat students in l2d
What is blud yapping about
Blue Archive has a very outdated plot: that if Sensei was a good man, Kivotos would prosper. We look at real games and it’s not that simple. Nexon can say that (You) became Sensei and advised the GSC for a hundred years, and you were wise and good. But Nexon doesn’t ask the question: What was GSC’s tax policy? Did they maintain a standing Special Response Team? What did they do in times of flood and famine? And what about Kaiser? By the end of vol F, the Chroma is gone but Kaiser Corp isn’t gone – they’re in Kivotos. Did Rin pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby kaisers, in their little kaiser cradles?
Your response?
>>570197048I've never had to fight one of my own, prepare yourself
>>570197720Bravo GRRM
>>570197720If you believe kivotos is prospering, kivotos is prospering
>>570197738guh
>>570197738What makes it hot is that this could be the very first time she sees cum and realizes it.
>>570197738Galactic GUH
>>570197595>MariRemains still a nun (just did a small event as a singer)>AiriRemains still a nothingburger>SaoriRemains still a hobo>AtsukoRemains still a hobo>AobaRemains still a waggie>RabuRemains still a hobo>IzunaRemains still a ninja larper>TokiRemains still a millennium government lapdog>Kei>AliceBoth remains still as clankers>NagusaRemains still as the stereo topical Yamato Nadeshiko >HifumiRemains still a nothingburger>IchikaRemains still a nothingburger>JuriRemains still useless at cocking>MikaRemains still as part of the Tea Party and has not been removed from her political position or privileges
go guh yourself
>remains still
>>570197720>What was GSC’s tax policy?Kivotos is tax free>Did they maintain a standing Special Response Team?Obviously>What did they do in times of flood and famine?Kivotos is a paradise. There is no flood or famine.>Did Rin pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them?Hopefully>By the end of vol F, the Chroma is goneIncorrect. Chroma reappeared in v1c3
>>570198019what if i make them pregnant
>survey for pyroxes>need to click on the popup at startup for the survey>instinctively closed the popup when I see oneHow do I get it again or do I have to wait for reset?
>>570197007
>>570198025>go guh yourself>go guh>goguh>gogurt
What triggered him this time?
The first avant garde is so ugly
>>570198161you get it once a day
>>570198019>purposefully being obtuseNah, (You) stop talking
nozomommy alt will sell billions
I need your opinion about cheese cake /bag/? Is it the GOAT of cake? Or chocolate cake takes the cake?
>>570198164This is safe
>>570197916my wife looks at me like that
>>570198019>reddit spacing
>>570198258They're not the same thing really, but they are both labeled as cakes
>>570198258I like cake
Fuck Aru
Wait a minute, this is the same tourist who comes here to shitpost, samefag, and spam the same shit when he talks about other games or off-topic trash. Literally the same schizo babble and L*ddit spacing
> Responding to baitYou faggots are dumb as shit.
Can we please for the love of baby jesus update the non-memorial lobby so we can have other BGs and OSTsEven if it's all in schale basically any other room besides the main office would at least be marginally comfier.
>>570198404Finally new art with tea party in it
>>570197720I mean, they have lots of abandoned cities that probably haven't even been abandoned for more than 100 years, yet students treat them like ancient ruins. Do you think they would even know how to run a proper government and legal system?
>>570198258Cheese cake is a tart
>>570198258It's Blueberry Cheesecake actually.
>>570198220Huh? It's pretty cool isn't it
THE KNICKS WON
>>570198465>changing it to bedroom>putting ibuki as rep
>ShigureRemains still my wife!
>>570198450but cheesecake is better than chocolate cake
>>570198404Seia is truly the armpit slut of BA
>>570197758You will sue for peace
>>570198404Give us the Hinata milkers
>>570198465>update the non-memorial lobby so we can have other BGs and OSTsOr let us choose the bgm at the lobby regardless of whether we are watching the L2D or notI wanna listen to someday sometime while Hina calls me anata
>>570196264Why is Shiroko like this...
>>570198350>>570198139>>570198232>reddit spacingExcuse me? Let me fix it>Mari Remains still a nun (just did a small event as a singer) >Airi Remains still a nothingburger >Saori Remains still a hobo >Atsuko Remains still a hobo >Aoba Remains still a waggie >Rabu Remains still a hobo >Izuna Remains still a ninja larper >Toki Remains still a millennium government lapdog >Kei >Alice Both remains still as clankers >Nagusa Remains still as the stereo topical Yamato Nadeshiko >Hifumi Remains still a nothingburger >Ichika Remains still a nothingburger >Juri Remains still useless at cocking >Mika Remains still as part of the Tea Party and has not been removed from her political position or privilegesIs that more readedable now?Is that more compact now?Is the "bad bad spacing monster" gone now?Are your feeling less hurt now?
>>570198404Look at that, correct Nagisa boobs
>>570198497WE ONLY ALLOW YOGURT CHEESECAKE HERE
why is she like this
lollmao even
>he's still reddit spacing
>>570196998>fox>rear>stink cloudsImagine the STENCH.
https://exhentai.org/g/3981990/870356f2b0/
>>570198782she read that a paperclip can get you free gamesso more paperclips = more gamessimple
>>570198258I don't like most cakes, but cheesecake is alright.
Ps68 bread for thread number 9968 please
Momoi's gotta be the stupidest millennium student, right? It feels like she was only let in to be with her sister.
>>570199064Your Karin?
>>570199064Just because Momoi is dumb doesn't mean that she's stupid
>>570199064gamers are high IQ
>>570199182not inherently but she is in fact both
>>570199221>>570199221>>570199221
Bing
>>570198629>giving me legal feesMonster
>>570198258cake is cake
>>570199324Your abode, mine now.Night puranaraner
>>570200348Goodnight funny Flan Plan
>>570197571peak female body
whatkindofpersonspacestheir sentenceslikethis?
I dunno, a redditor?
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning dead /bag/
coom in kotoom
