Previous: >>570200197>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri CapCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>570229909hey
wahey
wife
Digitan LOVE
>>570229909Can you give me a detailed description of what Mcqueen's used socks smell like
>>570229909Mackie's tummy is SOFT
Why is this game so popular with men despite the target audience being lesbian women? It fucks up my mood that none of the characters like men or will have normal families
>>570230194Huh, how'd this one go through my filters
>>570230237No image most likely
>>570230082hate these brute looking puppets
There's so many umas targeting only women: Sirius, Shakur, Seiun, Fuji, Fenomeno, Curren, Ardan etc.Is there any uma that targets only men?
i like edo girls
>blocks you're trainee's path
btw did I remember to tell you about my filters?yes, I filter people on 4chanI am just above it all and aloof, this shows how little I careI filter people you knowdo you want to get filtered?
Danchou, World Cup starts today so I won't be doing any runs this month, hope you understand
Last Thread
>>570230334maru acting like "omg im so washed im so rusty..."this bratty hag
good morning frens
>>570230026Didn't know there's a hq version in pixiv. Only got mine off X. Thank
MANTMake A New Trainee (with your current trainee)
>>570230425Do not transition
>>570230425>need mantTRUE TELL THESE CASUALS WHAT'S UP FUCK THE HATERS YOU CAN SUCK IT
>>570230194>>570230312There's none.>>570230320>midget>>570230503>infertile stallion
what would you do in this situation?
>>570230536How long till the jannies get his ass?
>>570230536
>>570230320Why did they make Inari a "clam diver"? Waste of those massive honkers primed for boobjobs and nursing the young
>>570230536NICE DESU NE
>>570230482https://x.com/anbutter_siruko/status/1712785267080437944https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F8UI-UJbQAAF15i?format=jpg&name=origbwo...
>>570230536Verxina 100%
>>570230536you are the one rewarding them
you know what unity cup had?better music
Why do randoms on youtube say that any team comp works?No faggot, 1 pace 2 end was not gonna work for CM14, there is no situation where giving up lobby control is gonna give you a high winrateMAKE FRONTS
>>570230692I disagree, if there's one thing good about MANT it's the BGM
>>570230652AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE I blame the artist REAL https://x.com/anbutter_siruko/status/2065031412718420021
>>570230692unity also had cute background uma trainingI miss that
>>570229949Hey Umama. How's morning in Scandiland?
>>570230692goofy ahh least serious training music of all time
>>570230732I have 8plats and I have made 0fronts
>>570230639shutup, you're primed for boobjobs
>>570230818"I have 8 plats" who cares, finals is gambling and 90% of the time its S+ shitters
>>570230590But you only like MANT because you're a neet, Umama.
Yae
>>570230668>black horse
>>570230425>ass biko
>>570230692Unity's BGM was refreshing so I liked it better. WINNIN 5 AOZORA TOBU YOU NI KAKE DASOU IMA WO KOETE YUKEIs better for sure
My trainee keeps asking me for sex...
I told my uma to blow my gale
>>570230692No it didn't. But it sure had hot springs sex rng.
I think Gold Ship is sexy
>>570231165yours asks you first? mine just walks into my apartment and uses my body whenever she wants
>>570231157>ugly boy
SERIOUSLY THOUGH Why did they make Inari a "clam diver"? Waste of those massive honkers primed for boobjobs and nursing the young
oissu
>>570231376>t.tranny
>>570231482It's an innuendo for you to dig her clams
>>570231492oissu
>>570230692
>>570230536mods this is sfw
Kino
I don't wanna hoard anymore. I want to roll already. Why didn't they just accelerate to have the sprint cm this June.
ENTER
new clops
>>570231657I'll always kneel to unity because they had the effort to make 2 NEW rivals and 1 new rival torena meanwhile MANT didn't even show Etusko's childhood friend
>>570231735Theres nothing to roll for even if you wanted to be wasteful
>>570229909
Does Reporter Otonashi hate her gay lesbian life because she wasn't born uma?
>>570231410Mine likes to play little games before umapyoi...
>>570231771Unity cup would of been better if we could coordinate a uniform like her team.
Good morning friends!!
Think I might just take a stam card for the next cm, I'm struggling to reach stam targets without one since I only have power parents
>ICHIMANNEN TO NISENNEN MAE KARA AISHITERUORE MO!
>>570232090Hahaha lmao
>>570232019>nazi uma
>>570232090borrow Riko
>>570232173She's a reformed uma now
>>570232173>>570232250I can't believe they sent my girl to the reeducation camp
Gold City feet in my mouth
what did she mean by this...
>>570232129She canonically only loves Chiyono as confirmed during a ballroom
me and the gals
you just had to summon the ballroom autist
>>570232354FEET
>>570232331>>570232331She proposes to the FEMALE trainer. If you're playing as a male it doesn't count.
>>570232129Ardan cute and wife!
>>570232331She's turning you into her living onahole
>>570232331What did you expect? It's the same uma that spread GenoHara across Tracen
>>570232406My heart is in the right place and that's all I care. I am impervious to such shitposts.
>another run where I get Ignited Wit + Prudent Positioning without dodging dangerUFKCKUFKCU FUCKF UCJKF CUFKC UFCKF UCFJKC ,FCFCUFCKF CUFKCF UCFKCUF CKFUCFKC FUCFKC FUCK
...maybe cafe can be cute
*baseball autist
>>570232705smooching HishiAma while fondling her boobies
>>570232705whats wrong with her faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
>>570232571>Inconvenient truths are shitpostsYour head canon is hurting Ardan. Respect her canon orientation.
>>570232705>alien face
>>570232486hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>570232129I don't get it
flower needs to grow up
>>570232748
>>570232774>>570232812uh that is racist
>>570232840stop owning the schizos, their fragile egos won't be able to handle it
>>570232568>you're more genetically compatiblewhat did she unironically mean by this
>>570232840She wears a suit, she's Romeo.
I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
>>570232902
Maxing Concentration will probably take another year
ryan LOVE
>>570232840If you can't see how effeminate the trainer acts and how Fuji treats them like a flower during her career then I don't know what to tell you
alright frontfags how do I kill my own Suzuka halfway through the race would appreciate hakuraku replay examples
>>570233075That's a man
>>570233017she refers to being genetically compatible to have a healthy offspring
>>570233114>if you c-ACK!!
IFHA updated their ranking
i want to fuck an umamusume with a carrot dildo
>>570232840
>>570233114reading this kind of cope always makes me laugh
>>570233017you want a mate with different immune system genes so your kid has a more diverse combination of immunity markersit also prevents inbreeding (your relatives will usually smell worse to you)
>>570232560Nice.
>>570233017The idea is that if you're too closely related to someone, you can instinctively smell it and they smell bad
>>570233092Ugly boyuma
>>570233164>>570233301why is fuji talking about offspring, this is inappropriate behav
>>570233416lol he got raped
>>570232878https://youtu.be/4hGqvgopIBgore mo is just standard wotagei chant
>>570233482naruhodo
>>570233259
>Cygames releases an yuri gacha>Incel freaks head canon obvious lesbians as straightPathetic
holy based thread, god I love McQueen
>>570233416She's already at the age where people find babies cute and start wanting children of their own
>>570233461
unholy cringe thread, god I hate McQueen
Is determined descent good this cm? I see a lot of people using straigh descent
>>570233679>ugly lesbian >having kidsNot happening
>>570233747Determined Descent might be too expensive, the white is good enough because it's cheap
>>570232129>ORE MOHASHIRU YO HAMTARO DAISUKI NANO WA HIMAWARI NO TANE
regular mid thread, I don't care about McQueen
>Job Oka Sho>Accidentally press Next instead of clockingsorry danchou I'm done for the day
>>570233679Very true
>>570233858Ah okay, so it's not like a gamechanger? I'm too stupid to use the emulator
XOGuri guide for cm15? Any good inherits?
>>570232312>>570232250Dumb girls are easy to convince
>>570233990
I think McQueen needs to eat more sweets
>>570234072>no Tosen
you only like ardan because she has big tits and loves you unconditionally
threadMcQueen
>>570234084
>>570234375Wrong, I also love her because she's rich.
>>570234229Tosen is too busy posting on umachan
>>570234375yes>>570234425also yes
>>570234375yes? is that bad?
>>570234375you're only alive because you keep breathing
>>570234375Maybe I should have rolled for Ardan…
>>570234552You don't die even if you're killed
>>570234375wow
>>570234375Tit size doesn't matter if she loves you unconditionally
I think I understand gay dudes now
>>570234375>big titsYes.>loves youYes.Is this wrong?Also,>beautiful>underdog competitor
>>570232717Wut. I thought you only need 2 of the 3. Won't getting all 3 means like you only take 1 of them and you fan out in early race?
>>570234672
I feel ambivalent towards this thread as I love McQueen but I do wish she cut her hair shorter. No point in trying to keep that feminine look when she's flat as a board.
>>570234012>gamechangerI wouldn't call it like that, but it has two pretty good activations for this map. It's a cheap gamble, which is really nice.
>>570234901>NTRdan
>you like this girl because she also loves you and wants to be with you>wow, you're such a faggot
>>570234375She's also got sick girl cuteness
I don't know what I queued in my upload (was afk and captcha expired) so let's see
>>570234783>I thought you only need 2 of the 3You're right, but Dodging Danger is what makes it work. Either DD + PP or DD + ISW, PP + ISW doesn't really work. Taking all three is actually pretty decent, but it's extremely expensive because fronts really want their midrace. If you're on an FL max hint run, then getting all three means you get "two" chances at getting an activation during the swingback.
An uma loving me is meaningless if I can't love myself
>>570233091you don't buy books every month?
ooohhhh I was gonna use teio but I totally forgot fine has determined descent in her kit so that's cool...no agemasen speed star either
>>570234375ugh a woman that LOVES you? MEN really have such obscene standards
>>570233880>DAISUKI NANO WAHAI SEE NO!>HIMAWARI NO TAMEORE MO
>>570235102Descent is sadly a pace-only skill but an early activation should still work
>Forgot to bring mile sparksugh
>>570234938Gotcha, since pace is already pretty homeless I want to run fine with xoguri so they can proc NSM more reliably. Another gamble won't hurt. Thanks!
>>570234408Bisexual umas are even worse.
>>570235257I can see them...
>>570232898Long hair is always better.
>>570233091good stuff, I only buy hints for my 5* umas unless it's something really important and always get like nimble nav
>>570235303Just have 400 speed in junior year
>>570235257>raping Jungle Pocket
>>570235115caressing Rice
>>570233091I haven't used a single book. They feel to rare to use at all.
>>570235391too late
no more erotic images please, I already ruined my goon session by releasing too early
>>570235257Is that.................
>>570235548her face is round and cute, not sure about allat thoughaleverbeit
>checking hakuraku data>xog appears at fronts, paces, lates, and endsnice game IDIOTS
>wow, hanshin track and descent is kinda good this cm? maybe i can borrow nishino wi->0 race bonusI HATE M*NT
>>570235643I want to do lewd things with Palmer
@Mayachii enjoyers
PP+Ignited on pace?
>>570235818Surely they will add evo skills with GL. Since they can't nerf, they had to buff everyone else to have a chance with the muncher.
>>570235939Inconsistent, since you're not swinging out. Only way it works is if you start at the outer gates, and magically proc either one right out of the gate
>>570235939Would only do something if you get stuck in an outer gateWaste of skill points otherwise
>>570235831just use fine motion she has it built in
>Fall in love with Ardan>One day check her alts>Ballroom?>Turns out Ardan would rather die than hug a man>My heart shatters to million pieces
>>570236081so PP+Ignited+OPP as gw trigger
>>570235271YAPPARI HASHIRU YO HAMTAROTAIGA FAIYA SAIBA FAIBA DAIBA VAIBA JAA JAAA
>>570235995haha yeah surely.... After the scraps of qol we got for mant I am not sure they'll ever do something as big as the aoharu patch again
>vbobo + xog pace + runaway>vbobo + daisca + runaway>vbobo + daisca + xog pacewhich one anons
good morning umadachis
Would makween watch the world cup?
>>570235927yo
>>570236142I have no idea what that third acronym is supposed to be
>>570236219xog pace + dasca + vboborunaway is a NSM proc target
>>570236219I'm running three fronts, so please to bring a runaway.
>>570236225Good morning!
What has /uma/ been using their books on?
>>570236272outer post proficiency
>>570235927
>>570236375>abbreviating outer post proficiencyDudeAnyway both IgWit and PP can proc late, so not ideal to rely on for Groundwork
>>570236272>muscles Faggot
>>570236352
>>570235906How long did they have to fuck for her skin to end up that tan?
>>570236352I'm boring so I used mine on digitan's superstan to help spark farm and used the rest on the XOG.
>>570235927base or childbride ver for CM15 as end?
>>570236337Pamatummy
Are there any upcoming parents that powercreep Dober for lates/ends or can I safely spend the 2nd anniversary selector on whoever?
>>570235906Fucking Palmer non-stop on our beach trip...
>>570236352XOguri, VBobo, SMaru
>>570236352i use it on generic style/corners skills since they're an autobuy and saves a lot on double circlehints on single skills like spurt are kinda wasted t b h
>>570236352want lvl 3 gourmand and after that it will be saving
>>570236725The only parent for lates and ends that's better than Dober is like Stay Gold lmao. So no, use it on whatever oshi you want
>>570235906I want to do HAPPY and FUN things with Palmer and Helios. Such: going to parties, concerts, etc.And then fuck them both. Preferably not at the same time so neither gets jealous.
>>570236626She does have long A.
>>570236352Go! Sweepy! Go out and Petrifying Gaze to the extreme!
>>570236683not a mayafag, but I don't see a reason to use base over the wedding alt other than not having it
>>570236794>Preferably not at the same time so neither gets jealousyou never enjoyed a threesome did you?
>>570235927yeppers?
>>570236575Strong horse daughters should have strong bodies
>>570236791I don't have Dober so I'd have to selector her but thanks
>>570236794Look at how soft they are
stop giving me hints to leader's pride!!!
>>570236510you only abbreviate PP because you can't stop thinking about cocks, fag
>>570234924That's just a boy
>>570236150I should have known Teiojiisans were my kin.
>>570236951>idols>needing muscles Wrong
>>570237004MAYA LOVE
>>570236957>he didn't pull the best mejiroshame on you nigga
>>570237108but ramonu is a year away
>>570236957She gets added as a legend race during 2nd anni in case you werent aware
>>570236960Palmer has bigger tits but Helios' boobs are saggier...
>>570236960
>>570236352I still haven't used them..
>>570237164No hag
>>570237056It would be better if all idols were strong
How do I get 1200 speed, 800 stam, 1000 power, 1000 wit
does anyone have the picture summarizing which uma are eligible for daily races when?
>>570237490>gorillafagNeck yourself
>>570237563*spreads wallet*
>>570237056But powerful idol thighs are good
>>570236960it's not healthy for an ojiisan such as myself to be exposed to this level of gyaru propaganda
>>570237563with good parents and good cards and good luck
>>570237108My heart is for McQueen...>>570237227Only have 84 pieces right now
I'm in love with a dorky musclehead and I'm not scared to admit it anymore!!
>>570237650>aislop>>570237698That's a boy
>>570237698>no freckles
>>570237630so mean...
>>570237797They burn off with enough embarrassment. That's like, basic science and stuff.
Is your uma misbehaving?Deny them sex as punishment!
>>570237756
>>570237783Non-sloppa counterpoint
>>570237698amen, brother
>>570237576Don't have it on me but if you're using the carat calculator spreadsheet there's a tab that shows the daily legend race release schedule.
>>570237006Yeah, and I fucking LOVE boys. Got a problem with that?
which uma deserves their own animated movie?
>>570235927ai koppi
>>570237968I prefer the version without tightsI need my neck between those thighs
>>570237838>he simps for this
>>570238021Maruzensky
>>570234924She looks like one of the latter Yowamushi Pedal gays (a compliment)
>>570238021Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>570237940
>>570237976>but if you're using the carat calculator spreadsheetI will NOT be logging into a google account
Found an old video that I saved while sorting. Funny how I understand it now when I was very clueless about it the time I saved it
>>570237974
>>570238021
>>570238240here you go bwo
>>570238287wouldn't it be indicative of bisexuality not homosexuality
>>570238095why yes
>>570238334Take a picture then report the incident to Tazuna.
>>570238334Report her to Tazuna for intentionally seducing me
>>570238334Slao her on the ass without warning then run away
>>570238370why is bikini hag all the way down there? did cygames forget about her legend race? kek
who else was even in gentildonnas generation
DO YOUR DAILY PULL
>>570238480>run away
>>570238391>implying gay men want to fuck pussies
>>570238370man what is cygames even thinking like what the fuck is this order
I can't find that image of a pretty thick ryan in the hotsprings and now I'm sad
>>570238598>staten island bodega
>>570238608
>>570238620If Grass manages to catch up to me (good luck), I can simply overpower her
>>570238608Stop posting the gorilla
>>570238762>bronx bistro
This thread does make me feel even gayer than usual because I'm really into all the boyish umas meanwhile half of the people here are simping for umas built like the venus of willendorf.
>>570238531She raced against both Gold Ship and Fenomeno in the 2013 Takarazuka Kinen
>>570238531Gold ShipJust a Way
>fuck me looping backliners sparks isn't giving me shit, let's try looping fronts sparks>first try
>>570238897hey cutie
Sex with umas shaped like the Venus of Willendorf
danchou....
hey
>>570238991Fat women aren't sexy
Venus Paques but shaped like the Venus of Willendorf
sexlegs
tfw no 30 year old high school student uma gf
>>570239036Why is she green
>>570238897I want to sex Helios the most and she's not even my oshi though.
>>570239019/uma/club claims another one?
>>570239036hey
>>570238957fuck
>>570238835>brooklyn coffeehouse
ButtSweat's recruiting one slot! The smell of (a moderate level of) victory.A B+ casual /uma/ club, no quota, just keep logging in and do a career every few days or so and we're golden (and if you can't for some reason, just let us know that that's fine too).In-game chatting (in as much as possible given the censor) exists, for better or worse. People who know what they're doing and give great advice! People who don't know shit like myself! Occasional butt / umanko mentions! Truly, a modern day Akadimia Platonos.If interested, reply to this post with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>570239048Maybe to you they arentI like a bit of chub, it's cute
How long does looping take?
>>570239062I like this image
don't forget to bully Doto today
>>570239213>queens diner
Yep...pers?
>>570239075She's a glowie...>>570239129hey
>>570238986DON'T call me cutie unless you're meaning to fuck me.
umazing
>>570239019start sweeping
>>570236683Wedding Maya's ult is at best red shift or a useless speed skillUnless you have the deck for Yeppers+CB base Maya is betterThe speed growth is nice tho
>>570237926No... your trainee will umapyoi another trainer to fulfill her needs
>>570238531Gentildonna was in Verxina's generation.
>>570239019based fucking sabotageI would do the same
>>570239071
>>570239259>boys with fake tits
what to train todayodds festivus oguri capevens idk dober or something0 TT
if your danchou isn't in the top half of earners each month you are being literally cucked
>>570239747waheysixty-seven
I fuck all 3 daily
>>570239672those are real
>>570239071>30They're mostly 16
>>570239969Yeah
>>570240121This one is 17
>>570239998Tiktaalikzensky, my beloved.
surely I will get groundworks from the second inspo
I think all umas should gain 10 kilos.
the FACE of the franchise
>>570240398>not using falco's cardoh no no no
We should eat Biwa
>>570240434my fuarkin hero
>>570240434need cinderella gray spechan
>>570229909I wish I were McQueen I wish trainer would give me 8 kids
>>570240434WP
>>570240434IRL Spechan looks so tuff
Do you think we'll ever get a season 4?
>>570240434I want to plap mating press every version
>>570240734Well duh, they didn't call him the supreme commander of Japan for no reason
>finish all 5 borrow runs on unity in lvl5 fuji event and none of the rewards gave me clocksI got scammed
>>570240434FAT FUCK
What are the fastest suicide runs I can do on URA for these missions? I don't want to play that much.
>>570241076mcqueen and hopeless takes
>>570241076mcqueen and oguri have an end of junior year fan goal
>>570239747
why haven't doctors an implant that lets you redirect food from entering your stomach so that you could flip a switch and be able to eat as much as you wanted all the flavors without gaining any weight
>>570241076You can just suicide as faster in MANT. Just don't do any race and it's a finished career
>>570241076do MANT but don't race so you fail the first objective when the first new year's event happens
>>570241114>>570241109bless youthanks>>570241160oh I could do that too I guess, but it feels slightly less faster
>>570239739no;.....
>>570241076>What are the fastest suicide runsDanchou here. Do NOT do these. Cygames detects horse abuse and ban you.
>>570241272then I'd be free
>>570241141Gastric bypassInvasive surgical procedure that is unnecessary if the person is not literally addicted to food
>>570241230it's alright I'm already invested on this run
Is there any vtuber event or something happening right now? Thread is oddly comfy during bad hours.
>>570241139Cuuuute
>>570241817WORLDCUP
>horse named Nitrogen
I'm just too tired to shitpost
>>570241817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKoXhacuaEQ
>>570241817midweek exhaustion, TGIF soon
>>570241817don't test me.
>>570241109>>570241114thanks lads
>>570231760bad clops, 1.5/10
>>570241817Could you not draw attention to it please? You're just asking for it to get worse. Also it usually doesnt get really bad for another few hours>>570241860still like 3h until the first game, though I'm sure people on /sp/ have already been going at it all day
>>570240613don't you mean 8 cakes?
at /uma/ - where the cm lobbies at?xoggy want double dom dom!
>>570241924thanks for admitting you actually do shit up threads
>>570231760GIMP 1.8-ass clopper
>>570242127Good post
>>570236352will upgrade blast forward for the next long cm, a litte reluctant because anime kitasan is better for that but she won't come for a while still
>>570241817A Teiobro would have let us know already if there's one
>>570234375Are women supposed to anything else? Asking for a friend
i will now pull for camping taiki shuttle
>>570242127I'll host some once I've made a Fine
So I didn't get Valentine Mihonoand I can never get her again outside of ridiculous and impossible luck?No point in being a front player, right? Since she's the best. I don't even have Kitasan Black. Should I swap to being end-closer only? But I don't have Mr. CB. Should I just quit?
hoarding my books forever
>>570242050what about now
Dober's being released too...
>>570242456buy an uma selectoronly matters if you want to actually win in cm
need to get dressed for work but morning wood won't go down
>>570242597better
>>570242456better front cards get added later that make it easier for non-vbobo fronts. you should still quit tho unless you are in my club grinding fans
>>570242630I'm not spending money, and yeah I want to win, but what would be the point of using a 3* anyways?I might just quit until the next scenario I guess.
>finally get a 3 blue using a good parent I have and a borrow I want as gp>after running +20 G1's I only get 4 whitesSHIIIIIIIIIIEEEEET
>>570242643
>>570242602Is camping dober bad? Why is no one talking about her
>>570242456Uma selector next anni (so in like 6 months)But also by then Bourbon wont have much longer because her card will be out and she cant use it herself.Also there are plenty of other fronts that can win. My Bourbon last cm managed to lose to an Ines Fujin. I'm still upset
>>570242784>guts
>>570234375Yes, who wouldn't want to be her?
>>570242697fair enoughill probably take a break then. I'm just not equipped to win CM's.>>570242807I'm bad so I need every advantage and the club I'm in is dead anyways and I'm tired of MANT
>>570242131let's entertain your delusion for a second, what if I was? what are you gonna do about itthat's rightnothing.
>>570242797her unique sucks and she has a pure gamble gold skill in from the brink
>>570242827uh bro? i don't think that's what he meant...
>>570242701you can still win, you just need to grind more. there are f2ps who do really well. but also they've probably been playing for a while and have mature accounts.
>>570241942AAAAAAAH DANCHOUUUUUUU KICK HIM
>>5702425976.5/10you know what to do if you want a perfect rating
>>570242860If youre not having fun I recommend taking a break, yeah
>>570242964yeah I only have the motivation to do like one run a day I guess. Game is fun but I just need a break>>570242979dude danchou died weeks ago in my club...>>570243002indeed. ThanksI'll come back freshed up later
so close...
>>570242797because of taiki's shuttles
>>570242920>delusion
>>570242989>male ningen cyclopsjesus you sick fuck
this is also part of my job as her trainer
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Anyone else really like watching cooking channels and cooking anime even though you don't really cook much at all?
ringing a triangle like a dinner bell at the Mejiro estate when the baseball team's bus arrives
>>570243164it'll be funny
Which of these should I hint increase for Summer Maruzensky? Like what's the most all-around reliable for proccing her skill?Thanks
>>570243238chiyoanon is a fat fuck?
>>570243226It's over. All will return to Shiraoki.
>>570243157that's rightnow settle down
>>570243273triple seven
>>570243402that was my thought too, but trying the Umalator, it says the corner recovery procs better? Both have Angling & Scheming + synced RNG, then one has T7, one Corner
>>570243013
Mambo!
do I need double circle hanshin and non-standard or is single enough with one white?
>>570242840She didn't need to remove her glove.
I know they're bad because positional, but stamina to spare or preferred position for the 3rd heal in case I whiff corner recovery?
>>570243573Bomma!
>>570243628Check stam calculator
>>570243628double circle easily, especially if you don't have radiant star
>>570243628850 stamina
>>570243238Not me. I'm an amazing cook. I'd be a top tier housewife if I was a girl.
>>570243628nevermind it turns out I could just by my entire skill listhopefully this is good enough
>>570244026Oh yeah? Then gimme a kiss.
>>570243573Plappity-Plapety-Plap
what should a Pace XOguri's 3rd recovery be?
Any notable SR card gonna come out any time soon?
>>570243671they seem to perform the same but i HIGHLY encourage getting a non-positional heal
>>570244223777 you retard
>>570244273mant is the last time you'd find SR cards useableIt's SSR or bust soon
rerarded oranges...
>>570244280777 and hydrate are innate skills, she needs to proc 3 recoveries for ult
>>570244273you shouldn't be running SRs anymore by the time GL starts
>>570244350corner recoveryit's literally always corner recovery
>>570244279yeah ok, thanks. I'm just thinking about worst case scenariois there a non-positional 3rd heal outside of recov? assuming you already take trips and hydrate, of course.
>>570244406where am I supposed to get corner recovery
American samurai
>>570244026good thing you're not right? secure in your male pride and all that
>>570244498inheritance sparkskitasan hints
>>570244504American wife
>>570244498don't let the others know I tell you this but I use creek
>>570244273there aren't any notable SRs ever again if you've been playing since early on and have managed to gather some MLB SSRs or at least have your existing SRs at MLB. apparently Pasa speed in throne banner and Seiun wit next monty are pretty good for being SRs thoughbeit
>>570244326dont shay that...
>>570244542>kitasan hintsWe won't be running ksb once wit teio drops
>>570244578Yeah, wife to an American.
>>570244498could mutate into endcloser and use mr cock and balls (wit)
>>570244182Hmph. If that's really what you want.
>>570244681no one will have wit teio or sacrifice a borrow slot for wit teio
>>570242924>downhill-based uniquewtf
>>570244578we ALL love this white woman
>>570244273The pasa speed SR is good. It'll drop with the throne banner. Seiun Sky wit SR is also pretty nice, it comes with the second Cafe stam card thats next month.
>>570244675they are cute dummies...
>>570244273el condom pasa speedbut SRs will be basically irrelevant
>>570244498Mr CB isn't just an end closer card
>>570244735Now marry me.
>>570244695>>570244778all correct
>>570244681
I'm so hard right now holy fucking shit it's unbelievable
>>570244504Japanese Goblin
>>570245009proof?
too bad Grass only likes ojisans
Suzuka being quiet__ but just as lacking in common sense as Taiki is funny.
>>570244542>kitasan hints*gives you extra tank*
>>570244870...Alright, that's a LITTE too forward, don't you think? Not that I'm refusing, anyway..
>>570245085like everyone should.
So are uma in middle school or high school?
>>570245098You mean...Suzuka is in... Silence?
>>570244498I said fuck it and brought CB despite running as a pace because I needed a third good wit card and between NN and CB, the chance at corner recovery hints was too good to pass up. Got it from inspo anyway after CB agemeson'ed me, but not gonna complain about 1200 speed, wit and power with all the essential skills and S distance
>>570245009post shaft or leave
>>570245358kindergarten
>>570245358they are in high school but some of them skipped grades
my trainee invites herself over to my house the exact number of days a year it would take to qualify for a common law marriage, that's weird
>>570245358Preschool
>>570245098Suzucute....
After that awful cm experience I'm getting too tempted to use up a crystal to mlb biko before half anni
jiggie desuwa
>>570245549I think you're being paranoid.Why do you even know the rulings of a common law marriage anyways?
>>570245420>>570245554god i wish
>>570245260boy if you can cook and clean and you don't mind getting fucked in the ass every now and again you are literally better than 90% of women at this point in time
>>570244498your mlb mr cb wit card bwo?
>>570245591>awfulI won my group tho
>>570245291Before visiting this thread I thought being 30+ would keep me safe from these fair maidens but now my eyes have been opened.
>>570245591>spending a crystal on Brickoanon...
>>570245631I mean, she could still overpower you if tried to harm her.
>>570245707Are you one of those autists who read everything as if it was their own perspective then get confused because it's not your reality?
>>570245470I wish I skipped grades so I'd be surrounded by older boys who would take advantage of me in the locker room after P.E.
>>570245591with tachyon and maru right around the corner? don't brick your account bwo...
>>570245829How do single fathers of uma musume even survive?
>>570245625the guidance counselor my trainee makes me go see with her mentioned it. it's weird because she's a tracen alumni and her business card says couples therapist haha
>>570245868I'm saying it's a (you) issue that you had a bad experience. I dominated AND won my group. No need to get angry, love.
I hate TeioI hate Teio so fucking much
>>570245591just chalk it up to being mileslop rng and start looking forward instead of dwelling on the past
>>570245358depends on the uma
Do you guys think this is good enoughId really like to move on
>>570245886I skipped grades and it just made me socially and emotionally underdeveloped my whole life
>>570246056if you think she's good enough, she's good enough
>>570246056>making xoguri aces before throne
>>570246014>my trainee makes me go seeYou need to be less whipped bro. Imagine being forced to do something by your trainee lmao
>>570246107okay but did you suck on the boys' penises in the restroom?
>>570245886don't post Suzuka with things like this or my wires get crossed
>>570246041Unnamed Teio gen npc...
>>570245963They don't stay single long. All my friends who have kids get passes made at them all the time (despite not being single), no way an Uma would meet a single dad without marking them
>>570245687True, actually. I should consider following my boywife dreams, truly..
Umas that have never ate a burrito before?
>>570246190nyo
>>570245707Oh yeah? Well... I DIDNT>>570245784>>570245960Kita is my only non-welfare mlb speed ssr. Flower and Biko are my only 3LB ssr speeds currently. Skipped Top Road because she falls off after Mant. I might restrain myself and hopefully not cope pull before Tachyon..
I'm no longer hard.
>>570246107I didn't skip any grades and I ended up the same way
>>570246153i am not doing more than one career a day regardless 2bqh
>>570246282oh, I see...
>>570246304bro we got 2 cms left and one is front/hogslop and the other is sprint gambling. Investing in trying to win these two is silly
Why is it always a Chiyonofag? Fucking always.
ate five rolls of cookies and a bag of cheetos
>>570246056>no shake it outngmi
I am now hard
>>570246549giwtwm
There's nothing wrong with running fronts. I will never forget global babies for bullying my girls before Seiun Sky dropped.
>>570246245>boywife dreamsyou are not safe here
>>570246448How come when I win a sprint it's just gambling then when you win a long it's because of your strategy? That's discrimination
>>570246549Is your tummy happy? Do you think your tummy will be happy in the next couple of hours?
Chiyofaggot has turned you all gay.
>>570246567>shake it outNever procs
>>570246304don't use the gem until you pull tachyon and reassess after pulling. We get an SSR selector a little bit after too, so you might use that on biko. Kita/biko/tachy as your 3 speeds for grand live should be perfectly serviceable
why are there so many gay posters for a game that's only about horse GIRLS?
>>570246813I am heterosexual (for my wife Tachyon)
>>570246742nono
>feel sad about not having enough carrots for Rickey after being drained by wedding Curren>remembered I can just annitix herlol easy slut
>>570246853horse girls (stallions)
>>570246867Your wife doesn't shave down there and doesn't bathe regularly.
>>570246853the poal said /uma/ is mostly bi
>>570246853There aren't that manyThey are just attention whores so they post more often, and it feels like there are a lot of them
>>570246958>horse girls (stallions)I've seen some pictures, dude...
>>570246853everyone likes two dimensional girls so it's the best of both worlds
>>570246995This is true!
>>570246995I do it for her
Sex with Fusaichi Pandora
>>570247097God, I want to see mares fighting over me and then abuse me afterwards.
>>570242443>Kentucky
>>570247097>Fem trainer with red eyesCute detail.
>>570247097
>>570246853It's just 1-2 people deliberately shitting up the thread gwo
>>570247075wtf is that why I keep getting asked for dick pics? I thought I was sharing it with bros...
>>570246671Nooooooo.. An ojisan or just some guy who's bigger and stronger than me wants to make me his wife, whatever shall I do...
>>570247305>the test kit is for covid and not for pregnancykek
going to go showerama and I'll answer them once I come back
>>570247305
>>570246448>>570246842Will do. Getting matched up with UGs was tiring and I almost burned out after making aces on a rush
Jong?
>>570247429>Fraud got covid for getting 2nd place
>>570246853I may act gay as fuck on here but I do indeed like women at times.
>>570247482will you dress up as kitasan and let me fuck you
>>570247423get a cute apron and some heels duh
fuck level 3 parent runs
>>570247482How long is your penis
>>570247515>SiL quitting Based
>>570247482will you dress up as that guy and fuck kitasan?
>>570247482Do you believe in God?
>>570247482Have you read futa doujins before?
futa is gross
>>570247970CUTE!!!
>>570248142This but c*rren
https://x.com/EspokunCity/status/2065005270347215139Spechud is meta now
Some futa artists draw some very cute penises tho
>>570248120Did they?
>>570248198futa is curren?
>>570234729They're definitely a perk, but I agree, true love is the only real criterion.
>>570248218only took 5 years...
>>570248218SUPREMECOMMANDER
>>570248120Zinogre would never
>>570248370udders
Guys I found out how to make MANT fun. You actually exercise and go for a walk when doing MANT and it doesn't become tedious. When you want to go for a jog/run you can time it together with a G1 race and act like you're racing together with your Uma. Not only does this keep you healthy but keeps your mind from suffering from the tedium of MANT.
>>570248262Fuck off, faggot
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
Gonna jerk off in 5 minutes, which tags should I pick?
We don't use the f word around here
>>570248218yeah I imagine having your unique buffed for the third time and having 2 skills made to be the equivalent of Granblue Fantasy's Eternal ULB Uncaps will do a lot to make you bustedjust a fucking 6 second unique that procs in every course in the game thats like 2 Triumphant Pulses on a single uma
>>570248567umamusume spats -rating:general
>>570248567rape, ntr, ugly bastard
>>570248641Are you questioning the authority of the face of the franchise?
>>570248479I can only walk for 30 minutes I preferred unity
>>570248641>>570248218Thats my fuarking hero!now do it for Fuku
>>570248641Teio got 6 and 7 potential level too no? Is she strong now?
>>570248870lol
>>570248567these
>>570248641>Granblue FantasyWe don't play that woke game
>>570248942>low loliconhuh?
>>570248907lmao even?
>>570248641The worst is the fast learner event
>>570248942it's like high elves and low elves
>>570248641This is fair and balanced
>>570248870Teio got a final corner accel which is fine but its only 1.2 seconds and only fully buffed at 2400 Tokyoshe desperately needed something more than that and she didnt get a buff to her horrendous unique
>>570249061so I can't even choose who I date but my trainee can rape me whenever she wants?
>>570249159Her body count is off the charts
since kemono went downwhat if ex goes down again
>>570249041>outclassed by Stego
>>570248870She just gets the skill everyone else gets from speed Teio (best speed card in the game) and her unique is even worse now because there's no fronts
>>570249064I know it exists but i cant find it on gametorais it just straight up guaranteed fast learner
Huh, weird, I can't hear any soundposts that aren't webm files
>>570249346Based. Stego is better than the normiebait uma.
>>570249221It's not rape, if she's your future wife.
>>570246107>>570246327Are you both the oldest child or single child
>>570249276We go outside and use what we've learned from doujins to entice women to be with us
>>570249215It's not a final corner accel it's a firstquarter accel
>>570249449nyo
so what's the deal with trainers getting into sexual relationships with their trainees? isn't that problematic??
>>570249276We will always find a wayFor now just scrape as much uma lewds as you can
>>570249449Only child
>>570249407Marital rape is real. And it's not funny, or a joke.
>>570249597you talk as if they have a choice
>>570249597Umas want to take over the world through reproduction
soon
>>570249597t. literal involuntary celibate trainer
>>570249662Don't be silly.
is the next cm the last mant cm?
>>570249351Yeah
>>570249887haha
>>570249887anon...
>>570249887as in 16? yes
>>570249887bro we still have half a month before GL after this one ends
>>570249887Your sprintkino?
>>570249942>>570249982>>570250024>>570250025>>570250048
you have big tits you know that right?
I need to pick 2/3 skills for my shitter hogger so I can finally be done with bare minimum for this hog fest. Which do I take between eager, up-tempo and hesitant pace?I shall be running her in front-pace chariot because fuck domsPlease answer, and thank you very much.
You guys are such fags.
>>570250095Paizuri
Falco...
open league it is, fuck this shit
>>570250095
>>570250251im coming for you jeremy
Faaaaalcooooo....?
>>570250095Groping molesting sucking giant Inari JUGS
>>570250095for me, its the fang
>>570250176Please be nicer to me, Maruzensky
>>570250356Frightening autism. That's hardly an A+
>>570250605the only true size chibi uma
>>570250176>hagOpinion discarded >>570250724>flat
>>570247482Machan you are such a SLUT sometimes you know that...
furiously mouth fucking the empress (the bitch) until her mascara starts running down her face and she keeps telling you how much of a pig you are when you stop for a few secs
>>570250442HOEEEEEH ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570251004>fucking a hagKill yourself
>>570251014Actually, Falco's iconic line is "ouen arigatou", not "hoeh".
https://youtu.be/yptLNOuSQbEThank you Mr cows. Very cool.
Just found out in room matches that a lot of oguris are taking preferred position and rosy outlook making them very susceptible to counterplay
does the throne come out before or after next cm should i be training or waiting
>>570251219This is true I am Ouen
>>570251494On the very first day
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11556641
>>570251004Yes. This bitch is engineered for rough face fucking and cum swallowing.
>>570251753you realize uma are 9001x stronger than ningen
>>570251183don't say that....
>>570251753>old chinese woman face
>>570251183we LOVE hags here
>>570251486There's still 2 weeks you'll see better ones by then
niggas be like check the stam calculatur how bout you check my COCK, you, LATER
>>570251851Yes. That's what makes it 9001x humiliating, as she quietly submits to it.
>>570251924Urara will do this to me
>>570251910>we
>>570236305so am I, is the theory that the Big Nig will force the fronts to go faster and make the gap bigger between them and the hogs? I've never made a Suicide Suzuka and I never will, but if one is in my lobby, if that theory is right, it probably won't hurt.
>>570236352Suzuka and VBourbon, in the last six months she's viable. really hoping I get so lucky with uma pulls I can afford to spark VFujin........
>>570251878Have you seen an old chinese woman. If they looked like air.groove, the white race would be doomed
>>570248641Everyone has Special Week, so it's fine.
>>570251924
>>570251878I wanna FUCK that Chinese lady
>>570251183She's not that old...
>>570237576here ya go I've got 32 days till Rudolf, and 64 until Oguri after she's added. Make sure to buy every 3* star piece of an uma you might even think of getting, anons!
>>570252408I would rape both of these two
bunch of fags in this thread
>>570252408>>570252189Kill yuritards
No one actually likes Vodka
>>570252463Acelove
>>570252463Sirius needs to rape me
>>570252623t. daiwa
>>570242257white kitasan is coming soon gwo...
>>570252640me in the middle
>>570252623WRONG
my ploy did not work out but I will answer nonetheless>>570247678mhm>>570247776irrelevant>>570247908nyo>>570248006if it's convenient>>570248085once and I despised it
Vodka is only good for her bod-hahAHAHA, sorry I couldn't seriously say it
Massacred
>>570252945I puked a little
>>570252807what was your ploy....
why dont I have a vodka cryer
is it viable to get machikanefukukitaru to max stamina and something approaching max speed with these cards on trackblazer?t. returning player
>>570253247NoPost your cardsUse Chronogenesis for borrows
>>570253056be annoying and ruin every thread
>>570253153it's right there gwo
>>570253247if by approaching you mean 900-1000 speed, yes, on a highroll.If you mean 1150+ speed, no
>>570253498>Write that post>Find it>Forget to delete>Hit post
>>570253587>>570253587>>570253587it's kinda hot in my area so here's a hot bread
>>570252807>despised itgay
>>570248641my trainee needs and deserves this
>>570252423slim pickings...
>>570252623True. Her dad is better.
>>570250176which is worse, a hag fag or a fag hag
>>570252623girl has a full harem (accidental)
