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MIZUKI DO SOMETHING
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
The Shion
The
>>570246379Meinus
https://youtu.be/fEkFkFZyx5wThoughts on gameplay trailer?
do you think mizuki shags the yakuza clanker (he's the bottom)
>a flying cat>a mole>a fucking motorcycle
A new age of robofucking has begun.
>>570246521her model looks way better than I expected but I don't understand why these gameplay trailers are so shit at showing her gameplay loop
Yeah common Overwatch W yet again
The Raped
>a talking gorilla >a talking mouse >a literal warcraft dwarf
>>570246653It's just a continued age of glory for me, glad others are seeing the light.
>>570246521Wish I could play *that* Overwatch, where when you shot at a skinny bitch they actually died instead of going invincible or teleporting away or going invincible AND teleporting away
so... not even streamers are gonna try her before the 16th?
>dps queues in any mode will be 20 min even though I just want to play my usual mains
>>570246653love the design on her hair. also cute robo butt
>>570246521I can't stand fare dodgers.
frogger sex
>>570246863Nope, no more trials.
careful, you're speaking to double tableflip nametag here
>>570246521Looks cool but her kit is so over the top. Yeah it's only natural for it to happen in ten year old game but the old characters feel so much barer (yet I prefer that).
I knew they had to do something with her bike!I like how simple her kit is.
>>570246653>"a new age of robofucking">look inside>regular woman painted grey
Genuinely one of the most boring additions the game has ever received. Blizzard can’t make interesting heroes anymoreEvery hero = primary - shoot generic gun, secondary - shoot generic gun again but different this time, ability 1 - dashUlt - aoe slopAbility 2 - gimmick
>>570247094>her kit is so over the top>>570247117>I like how simple her kit islol
>>570246534I think everyone is the bottom for her.
Weak piss noise for her guns, goddamn
>>570247094old characters suck unc, you're getting left behind
/owg/ wonsexo enjoyers won
they will NEVER make a hero as fun as wrecking ball
>>570247270Hide your gays!
>>570247265Those statements aren't contradictory. Can you explain the funny?
is it over for the lena? have they finally powercrept her?
They went from worst overwatch character ever released to best. I still can't comprehend what they were thinking with Sierra.
Robocock
>>570247442how far can you stick a dildo up your ass?
make classic the default mode and start from scratch, we're just pumping out bullshit at this point
>her kit is so over the topshoot shoot, dodge, movement ability. yeah really over the top
>>570247270Buckbreaking in action
can a overwatch lore expert confirm wether clankers canonically have sexual organs and if so can you canonically clank them
>>570247714smartest overwatch player
>>570246521I wonder how the bike will work. If the bike will have it's own hp/be destructible? Or if it's part of her hitbox and she gets armor/shield when on it or something? or if it's just there and shooting it does nothing.
>>570247626ain't nobody playing that dogshit gramps
alright my compslave frens, get ready for the drives and a mental breakdown
Info Drop
>>570247862>gain all other subroleshow good will it be
>gain all passivesmost original blizzard ability
>tank that is nowhere near the team and traverses every inch of a mapI don't believe you can make another like him without creating a mess.
>flanker>overhealth on dash>self healing perkyeah sure man why not
>>570246414The Wooed-yangThe Married-zukiThe Dated-hyun
>>570247729Maybe. If worker and soldier drone omnics existed, prehaps there were pleasure omnics manufactured before the awakening.
>>570247729Shion's balls are full of hot liquid metal which is lethal to humans
I love bullying hotshot Rein players with Orisa. You want to charge a teammate? Hold my javelinYou want to earthshatter me? I'll become the golden battle cattleYou want to charge me? Ill go gold again.You wanna come at me and swing your hammer? Ill get behind you and jav spin you into my team.My favorite is hearing rein grunt at the start of a charge from behind me and just fortifying and stuffing them.Theyre so bully-able. They start playing so scared that they basically become a walking rectangle.
>>570247258Ok Wang.
>>570247862>anima pistolsWhy didn't the Shimada use those?>lmao toshiro fuck guns make me a bow and a sword
>>570248081what if moo cow horse man is banned
>>570247626classic feels like slow, clunky dogshit and I'm pretty sure blizzard is only regularly bringing it back to remind the playerbase just how bad it was and to show nostalgia retards that Kaplan era overwatch was shit
>Satsuriku SpreeWhat's the shutdown? If she gets any support defense, what stops her from mowing all five opposing players down?
>rev your engineShe sure revved lot of people here.
>>570247862>McTraceaper
>>570247862>dash gives overhptracer bros, we are being overcrept
>>570248081that's when I pick zaryaIf I can't have fun then neither can you
>>570247862>dash and briefly gain overhealthfucking rivalsslop
if cass was released in 2026 he would have a horse to ride on
>>570247862Can't wait for the internet to tell me how OP she is and the reality is people can't aim hitscan for shit and I get paired with the worst Shions of all time
she honestly is a bit like a trans character to be honest
>>570248216
>>570247862>bonus execution at half healthEXECUTIONS SHOULD BE LIKE 25% NOT FUCKING HALF WHAT IS THIS SHIT
>>570248046>prehaps.... C'mon.
it'll be funny when the only flop hero of the year is the first african american added to the game
>>570248472It's kits that flop not designs.
ok can we please stop adding overhealth to every button press for fuck's sake
>>570248393That reminds me, someone wanted a hero with a horse.
Shion Ogundimu
>what if tracer and cree had a child
>>570246521So she can get on her bike for increased movement and lauch.it as a projectileShe has basically Lucien's dash where it's a short dash that gives her an empowered attack afterwardsAnd her ult Death Blossom with a dash
>>570246521legit slop, but I will play her because she looks fun
>hitscan hero with good mobility and also self sustainMaybe her damage is really shit
>reinhardt but released in 2026what would change?
Sierra's brown pussy
>>570248548zip line drone feels like shit to use, autoaim ability ins uninspired and her ult is boringWorst overwatch character ever released
>>570248603that was juno
>>570248603https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/4/4d/Juno_-_%28gasp%29_I_would_like_to_encounter_a_real_horse.ogg
>>570248732press left click mid charge to magnetize a hero to pinpress a direction and shift mid charge to boost into people for wallbangs/pitfallsjumping from a big enough height and left clicking gives you a mini earthshatter
>>570248732firestrike is autoaim, pin allows you to go vertically and shatter instakills
>SEE WHAT I'VE BECOME
>>570248702>Maybe her damage is really shitsame design philosophy behind Anran, the kind that always makes for cancerous characters.
>flanker>fun gameplayshe is going to be perma banned by supportoids, get ready to become QP warriors
>>570248574overhealth is the future of this game because mobility has gotten out of control and won't be nerfed
>>570247813the double Torb in the April Fools was probably a testing thing for how her bike behaves, AKA kill the bike and she'll be fine but you can aim for her and kill both (or potentially it could be you kill her but the bike keeps going in the direction it was headed)
>>570248804Why does Juno want to see a horse?
>>570246521anyone else bothered by her gun anims? they look stiff and low budget
>>570248940>I WAS A SEX SLAVEdamn Blizzard no brakes
>>570248548I want to hug her from behind and take a whiff of her neck while kissing it
>>570248804>>570248812No I mean a player, me and someone here discussed wanting a hero with a horse.
>>570248940i can already see the three days grace edits
>>570248732Earth shatter travels up stairs and walls. Maybe even goes through walls.
>>570248732He would be merged with Winston
>>570248752my breakfast :)
>>570247862>flanker can they make fun heroes for some other roles every dps I like playing is a flanker (minus emre)
shion sex
>>570249009She is obsessed with Westerns.
highkey uninstalled
lowkirk reinstalled
>>570249009
>>570249272who asked?
>She's a flankerYeah because we totally needed more heroes who can terrorize supports
>>570249272Peak reactionary behavior.
>>570249254shihh on thihhh dihhh
>>570249009She saw them in the Westerns her dad brought to Mars.
>>570249084there was an anon a week ago that wanted a horse hero. not even a sentient one or one with tech enhancements. just a regular horse
Charlie Ogundimu
>>570249369>supportcucks malding and already shitting themselvesKEKK
>>570249009>>570249258>>570249432https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/e/e2/Juno_-_I_reckon_we%27re_gonna_tan_their_hides%2C_pardner.ogg
shion domming me down and sucking my cock with her OmnicSucctron3000 throat while still being able to talk and berate me from her speakers
>>570248732Biggest change is he wouldn't have to choose between having his barrier up or attacking
>>570249547Understood, 10 billlion more buffs to Ana
>>570249467This was years ago, I vaguely remember what we wanted from a horseriding ability, I think it was suppose to be an ultimate, like something out of Ghost Rider or somethin'.
>>570247862Damn, they got rid of her melee ability the leaker talked about. From the trailer it seems the intention was for her to disable abilities. Now her guns just have useless do nothings on the underbarrel
>tfw flanker/support maini can't lose really
>>570246414The's
>rein can now slam his barrier into the ground as a barrier emplacement allowing him to swing and keep it up but it doesnt start regenerating until he picks it back up and the slamming motion takes 25% shield hp
>>570249590>domming me down>sucking my cockYOU RILL TAKE THE STRAP*music that plays during her ultimate blares*
Daily reminder Doomfist was raped and gaped by Vendetta.
Marzia Ogundimu
>>570249568she really is the most precious
brigitte bj sex
>jetpack cat flies into your backline carrying shion on her bikewyd?
>better Lena>better McCree>better Reaper
check out this short fan animationhttps://x.com/IzzybnArt/status/2064749569204773165
>>570249972my brain chemistry has been fucked anytime I see ashe I think about the futa shit from r34 and I start getting animalistically horny
Which heroes have the ugliest, most generic and forgettable designs? I think Illari and Lifeweaver are completely generic and forgettable. I always forget they exist.
Efi Overwatch
>>570249369>people finally learning that the main people that defend pokeslop are just supports with shit positioning
>>570250089no Jose
>>570249878based>>570250340kys schizo
>>570249976brigitte sucking a big black dong. timmycels finna crash out.
>>570250174Sierra and Ashe are both painfully generic, but they aren't really ugly.
>>570250475ok Jose
Im still waiting for them to add a Spanish hero. I need my country represented.
nigga if you like shion's design you probably play shit like anran and vendetta and are therefore not allowed to criticize poke or even claim you're a diver nigga you are not on the team you are worse than a mercy main the game is officially dead now btw
>>570250034probably dismounts her on either team
>>570250658mama mia
>>570250682
>>570250658go back to eating pizza and pasta lmfao
>>570250658Here's hoping it's the other omnic.
>>570250658I mean it took them 10 years to add an Italian hero so have fun waiting.
>>570250658which role you wanting
The Pregriko
>>570250658>ultimate ability is manifesting a plastic chair to sit in and fall asleep
>>570250898baby color status?
>Shion will eat a ban slot for the foreseeable futureVendettabros......it's our time.......
>>570248732nigga would fly, see d.mon when she releases
>>570250658Spain is such a garbage country though. And their food is awful.
>>570250972Purple
>>570249972And Blizzard is gonna make her waifu marketability drop because of a stupid comic for gays and little girls.
>>570251050
>>570250972Robot
>>570251170Juno is only into horses
>>570251304i'm somewhat of a mr. hands myself
>>570251304the machinations of juno's mind are an enigma
a fucking yamaha nigga what are we doing here
>>570250994? bwo shes barely getting banned in the metal ranks
>>570250918
>>570251431She's unique
>>570251431juno? more like cute!
>>570251456a fucking yamulke nigga what are we doing here
What's your sacrificial role for drives?
>>570251852lowkirkuienly support
>>570251852>What's your sacrificial role for drives?6v6
>>570251852support
it's your rankup game and your shion mercy duo are driving around midtown
ryugawagatekiwokillyourself
>>570252134enemy kiriko skateboarding with them>we lose
>>570251852support, it's just not a serious role
Imagine Ramattra quickly covering Zenyatta’s face with his hand, desperately shielding his brother from the sinful sight of that succubus omnic’s overflowing cleavage. >“Cover your eyes, brother! What kind of Omnic has their bits out? Have you no shame?!”>*Desperately covering his brother’s eyes, madly blushing as he does so*
>hanzo uses a wolf skinAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AR AR AR ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>570251852I'm already bronze DPS
haha sex looooooooooool
I feel like the bike is kinda goofyoh here comes Shion on her speed limited vespa that looks like a superbike
>>570253298ahh, a new approach for your antagonism?
>>570253315Nobody is allowed to criticize something being goofy until Ball, Doomfist and Mercy get deleted from the game.
How do you play divers without tilting at your tank who never engages and just plays poke dva?
>>570253486>How do you play
Oh it's my turn to be antagonistdaddy?
>>570248548I don't like the green mixed in with the pink and red.Or her orange boots.The White Sands white top and black boots should've been the default.Neutral colors just work.
So can we buff Vendetta now?
>>570254013just swap her to tank so no one plays her ever again
>>570254013No
>>570254013she's already fine, she's played in OWCS
>>570254013It's poetic how they made her as useless as Doomfist when he was dps.
>>570250658>another EuroBoring. Last time they added one everyone ignored it.
just give everyone a bike
>>570254326Almost like melee dps in a high mobility shooter is a retarded concept and can only ever be non-interactive bullshit or just shit.
>>570247862>anime pistols
>predscan crying about anything different than point and click.
>projectile niggers when they dont go 20/0 spamming a choke with arrows or giant balls of death
>>570251431Nah she only thinks of Wuyang's peanut sized dick now.
>>570248013I find it funny they named it after an exploitation mondo film.
Vendetta is going to get moved to tank in OW3.
>>570253486You tank for him then he'll feel bad and go in. What I mean is you antagonize the enemy in a way safe enough to ensure you don't die but you draw just a bit of aggro. Don't actually try to get a kill this way or you'll feed in most cases
>>570249681Maybe the devs realized they didn't want another Sombra on their hands.Shame, I wanted to see that blade from the animated short.
>vendetta moved to tanki can't tell if its a good idea or not. It's probably just gonna ruin her like doomfist but df was busted as dps while she's very weak so idk
to the level 110 juno using streamer names in EU servers every night... i hate you
I am a level 60 Tracer whose rank has stabilized in plat 5.
Hammond Ogundimu
>>570255251They don't call you guys doomtards for nothing
bellaboo sex (gentle)
Marzia and Shion Singhania
>>570253298This but unironically
>drives are liveto the 5 other people in /owg/ that actually play the game, i wish you luck
I would target ban cass every comp game this is so fucked up.
>>570255943thanks, just got in my first ga-- aaand it's havanafuck this shit
Which hero describes this?
>>570255943I'm a bronzetard, I have nowhere to go but up.
>>570256187Kiriko, judging by Jose.
>>570247862So what's the deal with the bike? Is she constantly riding or just when she activates Joyride? Do the wheels extend out of her...
>>570256187The tank role
>>570253315now they can finally give tracer a bike emote
>>570256187give me a main that takes mondo skill bro
How do I force myself to heal more as Kiriko?I have too much fun being a wall-climbing assassin and often forget about my team.
>>570256187This is just whites (and japs) having more sensitivity and ability to appreciate the foods they're eating. So the hero this comic describes would be one possessing great depth that escapes the notice of less refined specimens who need something more flashy to get hooked.
>>570256248when unfunny people try to make their unfunny bit work in every situation
>>570255741cute ball autist
>>570256558just hold down heal and throw kunais inbetween the recharge shitter kun
new drops live
>>570256630Why can't he tell it's extra weak then?
Wait til you see me on my bike
why would they make a hero as frustrating and unfun to play against as ball?
>chileans wake up>le wypeepoo dont season they food but overwatch, somehow
>>570256825You have it backwards. The food is not bland to his sensitive tongue, and he merely wants a condiment that lightly accents it. It's like how younger people can hear higher pitches that the old have lost the ability to hear. He tastes the high pitches in his food.
>>570256973bro, your cass/brig/sombra/hog/ana/brig?
>>570257151>hero requires the entire team to swap otherwise they get to be server adminthis is not okay
what the fuck is a drive
>>570257281it drives you to drink
>>570257258there are like 50 tank players per region and within those 50 like two play ball, just fucking chill and lose your mmr nigger it's not like you arent playing 55games a day and you wont get your mmr back holy fucking shit bro, cry about cass or shit people insta pick nonstop not a hero two autists per region play JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>570257281That thing I have to do to get to work.
REPLYGUY YOU SUNUVABITCH WHERE ARE YOU
>>570257281
Nobody asks where I am
>first drives game>first loss
>>570247862>another hero that pulls health out of her ass by just using an abilitywhere's the faggots who get mad at me every time I say they're just copying rivalsshow yourselves
>>570257707how many wins to complete it?
>>570257739They were doing this before Rivals with Venture
if she's really 200hp that alleviates some concerns desu
just give bastion his E by default at this point
>>570257601A real human bean...
>>570257739It makes sense for flankers, Rivals gives that shit to every hero which is the problem
Damn she looks so stiff in her animations.
>>570257857give him wheels as well
>>570257839https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/7/70/Tracer_-_I%27m_already_Tracer.ogg
There is a new comic about the aftermath of the train fight in the client.>Mizuki was groomed by Shion
>>570257739Rivals kits are messy and I can't play games that are visually eye rape.
>>570257993he already has wheels and the legman
>>570257404back to qpjail ballfag, I ban your retarded hero every match
>>570257258I agree with you, fortunately that's not true of Wrecking Ball (I think)
>>570258024/ss/GODs won. Blizzard is tapping every fetish that the fanbase is into.
>>570257839>extremely strong, way better than anranyeah that's a season skip for me dawg
>>570258079>has to ball a cute little hamster to win his gold matchestuff
>>570258024>you will never be specifically trained to please Shion
>>570256973Back in the day when hack was actually useful, if a ballbro was REALLY making things obnoxious you could just swap to the spic and outright force him to swap, after swearing at you in chat for ruining HIS funNowadays the lock-out is so pathetic, he laughs at the downtime. I don't even see why it still has a cast time if you have to be so precise with the timing to actually screw someone over with it.Oh mah damage debuff, pfft worthless
>>570257794depends on how many loss streaks you can avoid
>>570258024>Mizuki was rapedKirisisters....
>our boy frogger driving in stadium onlyit's REALLY that bad?
>>570258024HOLY SHIT WE GOT ITwe actually got a canon shotacon female hero
>>570258204>ballfag is eslcan’t make this shit up
>>570258457>typed the wrong word where you can tell which word he meant to useAnon...your ESLdar...
>>570258308I dont give a fuck about the shiny nickname I want the max comp currency thingy, is it the same?
>>570258957Some of those checkpoints upgrade your shiny nickname and IIRC some of them give you a big lump of comp currecny in addition to the normal ones you get just for winning games
twitch drops for some comp points are active
I love paying for internet only for it to constantly randomly drop and get me suspended from games
ashe bwc
>>570251852support. Im probably just gonna spam Mizuki again.
>>570258024>There is a new comicWhere
>>570260091haven't seen it on youtube yet but it's in the client under story
>>570259465The global 5g mind control surveillance clone soul swapping wireless genetic alteration underground black pyramid network takes up a lot of bandwidth please understand
>>570247862Looks like she's just a mix of tracer and soldier.
>login during drives>go to stadium ranked>pick ashe dynamite build>finish 4k points during first evening
>>570249806Add a 0.5 second knockdown to anyone in his melee range when he does it.
>leaker was wrong about shionGuess the rest of the kits he leaked are incorrect then
Been playing a bitit's kinda fun
I don't want to do drives I don't want to play anymore
On the highkes Shion is the best design we've had since Ram
>>570247862So I wonder if Execution is going to feel like charging up a Symmetra right click but it's for cheeky up close one shot attempts instead of spam
>>570246521>it's a neo-modern pseudo-futuristic japan setting>better use a trap beat with a shamisen plucking away as the sound track
new esports drops soon
>>570260660I think they removed the melee, probably those red energy knives from the trailer came out of the underbarrel on her guns which seem to do nothing now. Based on the trailer they likely disabled abilities which was probably turbo cancer
>>570262121Agreed, Overwatch music is not very good whenever it strays from its epic orchestral POTG-sounding stuff
>>570262126>15hours for a macdonald skin
>>570257103If he's so sensitive why does he want the extra super spicy sauce?
>>570262195Maybe they add them back in stadium
World Cup threads show that all tranime posters are brown kek
Give Tracer, Sojourn and Kiriko a motorcycle!!!
Why is /v/ seething about this design like feminists and then turn around and praise shit like Stellar Blade?
>>570263303I'm white I'm AGP though so otherwise accurate
>>570263546Why are you reading /v/?
>>570263546They're not. Stop getting mad about things that aren't happening.
>>570263546>going to /v/ in the first placethere's your problem
>>570263546/v/ seethes at anything blizzard, they become completely irrational when it's a blizzard game because wow will never become a time machine to bring them back to the 00s
>>570263884It's moreso all the gacha playing third worlders that reflexively hate everything western and call any female with a strong jawline a tranny.
>>570263782They're going "oh no not another hot character, save me DEI man" or "where are muh 2016 designs I never played this game and just watch the porn of the same 4 girls made by the same blender artists for a decade."
>>570263546It's an echochamber of Marvel Rivals cucks and Deadlocktroons aka Valvedrones. I only go there for other games and filter out OW or any hero shooter threads if possible.
>>570264271potmeet kettle
>>570263546when is /v/ not seething
>>570264426When another uninspired Japslop game releases.
>play mauga>winthere is nothing less threatening than a mercy main flexing to ana
>>570265278Does explain why ana's winrate is in the toilet.
Enough about Ana's winrate. What about Ana's birth rate?
the good ol' whole bullet classic
>>570265278>>570265390You ever think about how onetrickers artifically bring a character's winrate up to or down to 50%? An account that only plays one character ever would normalize to whatever rank gives them a 50/50 winrate according to how effective they are with the character, even if it's the most OP or useless character in the game. Therefore the winrates reflect the performance of swappers/pickers more so than one-trickers. It might also be reasonable to conclude that super high pickrates like Ana and Kiriko have lower winrates than how good they actually are because of swappers dragging them down.
>>570263546/v/ has unfortunately been polluted by browns for years now, which is why it has such an affinity for marvel rivals
will kiriko steal shion's bike too?
>>570246521She looks like cree guns (but better) with tracer mobility and a suped up reaper ult. She's gonna be op and in every game ever
>match is a 6 round brawl to the death where we barely scrape out a win by the skin of our teeth>"expected">match is such a one-sided shit-stomp in our favor the enemy can barely leave spawn>""""""""""uphill battle"""""""""""Why is this game so retarded?
four games of drives and I am ready to kill myself
>>570266460can i have ur account?
aspen creampie
>>570246863iddqd played her, he was answering questions about her in dafran's chat
>>570266570you don't want this piece of shit garbo cancer asshole poop doo doo
>>570265887>It might also be reasonable to conclude that super high pickrates like Ana and Kiriko have lower winrates than how good they actually are because of swappers dragging them down.we call this the cassidy effect
Domina Drives
>>570265729>>570267007brown
>>570265729>What about Ana's birth rate?too low
>>570263546Half this site is just bots, don't try to understand the behavior on this site
>>570246521it depends, kit seems a bit uninspired apart from the bike. if her guns are kinda spammy and hit more like machine pistols i won't like her, if they are more precise and hard hitting like Mcree I will probably enjoy her a lot. very sexo, though
>keep playing comp like i always do>stupid faggot zoomers and alpha niggers spamming in caps 24/7>bro swap bro this bro that>huehuehuehuehahahahaha>stack niggers and faggots 24/7im gonna have a field trip reporting all these subhumans
>HURTFUL COMMENT HIDDEN [show]>u suck lolwhat happened to people man
>>570266691
>>570225058
>Mizuki was groomed by the robot mafiosa waifulucky shit
>>570268741>inappropriate message [show]>monkey [report]
bellaboo sex
>>570267007God, she really is perfect.
He looks like he fucks omnic women.
>>570258024Was the artist not informed that she doesn't open her mouth to speak?
im so shit at this game but with water chink i can actually hit my shots and im on a winning streak in comop
>>570265729>>570267007>>570267436i owe brown women sex
forgive me hitler..
would you betray your /ss/ robot step-mom for a basic japanese girl that's your age?
This is my "have OW characters fucked" tierlist. Based off of how they are in-character, lore (that I know of), and lines in-game. I tried to not let any of my personal biases skew the rankings. I can elaborate on my justification behind every single one of these rankingsI'll be checking in on the thread throughout the day, so feel free to reply to me with questions about characters rankings and I'll try to get back to (you) with my reasonings. I made this list yesterday, the only ranking I would change would be maybe bumping mizuki up one because he probably got diddled by Shion or someone else in the Hashimoto. but I'm still on the fence with that.
mentally ill moment
>>570270987This general is always a mentally ill moment. Are you new here?
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>570271146shion doing donuts on the kirikos corpse
>>570271146how wrinkly is her donut
yeah fuck this fucking comp shit6 games1 winthe only constant = me
>>570270852I don't see Venture with anyone at all and Vendetta seems more promiscuous than trad.
>>570271270With Kiriko's bike for extra insult.
>>570270852this is so bad I feel like you just randomly generated it or you're a virgin
>>570270852Hazard only has one partner and doesn't seem like a flirting slut in game.
>tranny signaturethere should be a noose player icon so i can pair it with the signature
>>570270852Winston instantly winning over a harem of females when he forces the alpha male in the local population into submission with his Tesla cannon (gorillas are tournament breeders)
>>570271948never 4get
>>570271948being against trannies is so 2024
>>570248269The zarya v orisa matchup is like 60/40 before orisa gets her shield upgrade but then it goes to 50/50 in my experience. Zarya doesnt really counter orisa. Now SYMmettra is like a 70/30 split all game
>>570271505I'm sure in the OW universe there are no shortage of shitty polycules full of NB people. desu I was on the fence with venture being either 1 partner or being a virgin. I just think venture would be too curious to not have tried fucking someone at least once to try it. but could honestly go in either tier.Vendetta on the other hand I think is far to focused on her ambitions to be promiscuous. I have a feeling that Vendetta, given her inflated ego and being the new head of talon, would have incredibly high standards, almost impossible. Vendetta takes things so seriously all the time, If she gets tilted over a cat in a jetpack, I think she'd easily find some way to get mad at a partner who is somehow not up to her standards, which is why I put her in selective. Not to mention she probably doesn't want to risk her 'empire' to sec-ops by fucking around unless she finds someone who is 'really worthy'. She literally has a voice line that goes something like "If you want my affection. earn it." >>570271545>complain and bitch about an opinion>don't explain your reasoningclassic. A staple of this board.
Yeah this faggot tranny is mad as fuck lol.
casual shitter havent played in a long timewhat are quick match queues like for the different roles? are tank and healer still instant? is dps like 10 minutes?
>>570272917Tank is instant, but support is inexplicably more popular than dps
>>570271694Oh huh. That's actually an oversight on my part. forgot him and Susannah were together. Though him being part of a punk collective and generally having an anarchistic view of societal systems is the main reason why I put him in promiscuous. I don't know a whole lot about their dynamic so I guess bumping him down could be justified.
>>570272917All roles are instant to 90 seconds in QP unless you have godly high hidden skill ratingIn ranked, I'm plat and support is like 3-5 minutes, DPS is 2-4 minutes and tank is 1 minute
>noooooooo you have to engage with my slop you can't just criticise ithave sex nigga
>>570273348>inexplicably
>>570272019kek. Memeing aside, the reason I put winston where he is, because unlike hammond, who I think is perfectly content engineering and being a fat fuck mech champion and doesn't need any hamster companionship. Winston being a bit more philosophical I'd imagine is quite lonely because there are no other hyper-intelligent gorillas like him that survived (at least to our knowledge)
>>570273348>support is inexplicably more popular than dpssupports are way more forgiving to play than dps. tanks are extremely strong but you have to worry about auto-losing if you're countered because there's only one tank
>>570273530Xhe is already replying to xer own posts after getting called out.
venture has had sex with at least 1 person (me)
>>570273823I think you are talking about two different anons that you were arguing with before. can't stand trannies as much as the next guy.
Ew a tranny replied to me.
aspen sex
>>570273743but only faggots play them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPDAm5YsQ1shttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/comic/facing-demons/
>>570273530>criticise
>>570274575Australian general, retard
>tank doing jackshit>like bro just swap>doesnt create space doesnt do anything but give space and shoot the enemy tank>check profilehow in the flying fuck do u have 6 gorillion hours in tucking comp and still be ass. like nigger play domina if u struggle against the dva. only constant
>>570274820>literal australian>calling someone else a retard
>>570247989Very
>>570274890being a gold cuck with 6k hours is something else
the kiriko dance
>>570274890>doesnt create space doesnt do anything but give space and shoot the enemy tankAs Sigma? That's mindbogglingly
>>570274890How are his levels so lo wwith those hours? OW1 hours?
kissu
i swear i filtered these
>>570275875Yeah, probably.
>>570258024why was Mizuki a white boy?
>>570277675He is Wasian. That's why he can't wallclimb.
>>570277929What is Hazard?
should I do my tank placements?
DPS Doom has been fun. When will they fix doom and revert him back to DPS
>>570278337Once they retool Vendetta as a tank and they swap
>>570278218His right arm is made in Japan that's why he can only do mini climbs
>Game has seen an rise of heroes with 3 abilities >In order to even the fields all heroes will now have 3 abilities baseline Would this be a good or bad thing?
>>570279136they would have to nerf 2 abilities heroes to compensate for a third, it would be a mess
thats more the type of content i expect from them not the fucking retarded mental illness celebration
I will literally report anyone for the smallest perceivable micro aggression
>>570279231Not by a lot, Hog for example was fine when he had 3 abilities. Reaper wasn’t nerfed too hard when he got his third
>>570280008Not nerfed enough
>>570280351love D.Va
How come Genji does not get overhealth when he dashes? Is he stupid, hello?!
>>570279746Seems you still seethe either way
>>570279746They will probably get the message when they see the view count for the gay trash comic vs actual lore comic
(dashes behind you)Tch..... Nothin personelle, kid......(tosses bike at you)
>aspen sex doing drives in stadiumwtf!?
>orisa ults>guaranteed killsnice game retard
>>570274520>mizuki betrays his robomommy for foxpussykiriko keeps winning
>>570281208??? are you playing a character with no mobility whatsoever? Almost all the characters have a way to deal with her ult if you time it right.
>kiriko nigger sex poster miais he doing drives? I miss him
>>570246521she looks like she came from some chinese gacha game
>>570280593Because he has deflect, next question
>>570281441I just used my suzu and my TP and there is no wall to climb and I am right next to the enemy tank I should not be punished for that
I'm playing domina like crazy right now in open ranked and I'm never getting potg or an mvp nomination, like I'm a ghost
>>570279746You’ll live unfortunately
have we reached hero power creep yet
>>570281550kys
>>570281983you're so right king. they should seriously buff kiriko
>>570279746Theyll stop that gradually. Doing it suddenly will cause a shitstorm on social media
only playable day is today and then monday tuesday, if you play saturday and sunday be ready to drop bronze
I have no idea how to play Domina
>>570247469possibly...
>>570282309She has been powercrept sadly. They need to give her a 2nd charge of suzu or something.
>>570282354>Theyll stop that gradually.bro it's blizzard
>>570247046That's really fucking racist. WTF Blizzard?
>support picks juno>losewtf does this bitch even do? shoot a speed ring that no one uses?
>>570281959Yeah I guess the overhealth on random ability is just a bandaid for being out of ideas
>>570283193?
>>570283193Some junos know how to press Q at the right time and win fights. Well timed torpedoes and speed rings can be a difference maker too,
>>570283193Torpedoes and speed ring are quiet strong
I haven't died to orissa ult in years
>>570283193leave her alone!
>>570283193torpedos on cooldown. The amount of qp junos I see never use them is insane
shiron on my penis
>>570283193and other tales from pisslow
>>570283193juno big nigger dick sex
>>570268762good mornyan
>>570284342good mornyan!
>first drive>lose miserablyif I lose another one I'll go stadium, fuck this shit Im aint gonna get stomped for an entire weekend just for shitty red currency I will never use
>>570284342It's almost 9 you lazy shitter
good night kirikos
gm briggersgm anrans
>>570285070Holy fuck! That's what the new drive looks like? Logging on now
Everyone gets shit players in their games you are not special.
>>570285070that new tag is ugly as fuck
I hope the theme of this battlepass is Cyberpunk.I'm tired of fantasyslop.
>>570285264>Monkey Paw finger curlsYou get a cyberpunk season but it’s now based on cyberpunk 2077
>>570285264it's 100% japanese/cyberpunk themed nigga
>2 miserable stomps not even g4h getsoff to stadium, if I get raped two times in a row Ill go back to qp for 4 days
>>570285475>you get [theme] but it's [generic mashup of all popular things that make up theme]
I am now settled into the opinion that 6v6 is actually the best way to play so long as it's either open or mystery heroes. Role queue just invites personality disorders.
>>570285815One day multiplayer games will use True AI and then none of the downsides of open queue will exist
>>570285815this but the opposite
>>570280649>>570282114Why is there an angry tranny in this general?
I haven't had a game where I suspected a cheater in a long time, yet I get rank from bans. Are they just wallhacking or something? Footsteps are so loud, what's even the point?
>>570286107>why are there trans niggas in the overwatch general
>>570286337There's 2 types of cheaters. I love ruining everything trolls and insane personality disorder people who think they deserve to be alittle bi tbetter and will use like very slight aim assist. There are even high-level players who cheat just to be like 5% better. Their cheat usage is often very subtle. They're all fuckign crazy
>>570286107You replyfaggots stirring the pot all day are worse.
>>570286107>an
>>570286337They don't have to cheat, just get reported for cheating enough to get autobanned. They abused it in champ lobbies to get one guy banned and boost themselves with the cheater compensation.
>>570286107you will live
>>570285546go to stadiumwinshrimple, and just coincidence
how to get out of silver 1 as a support solo queue?
>>570286946you are bullying silver players
>>570284642
>>570287051just keep playing. it literally doesn't matter what you do in the games, just play 'em and you'll rank up soon enough.
>>570287051Play Zen or Illari and kill everything
>>570287051Just be another DPS healing on the side and you will rank up until you have to play support normal style
so why does the cat grapple not have a time limit?
Shion's butt is suitably fat. Acceptable parameters.
>>570287478I'm fine with the no time limit I hate the fucking passive knockback holy moly
>>570287059not my problem, it's either that or I get stomped by endorsement2 base pic 15hours total playtime zaryas in compI lost my second stadium because some dude in a stack (duhh) picked tracer and is uselesssuch is lifenever again in my life I do drives
>>570287051I've been hardstuck metal for a few seasons and I suspect the reason is that I only do placements and go back to QP but your mileage may vary.
I am worthy of love, respect, and happiness.I am enough exactly as I am.I deserve a hot, evil, omnic qt 3.14 gf.I am talented enough to finish these drives.
>>570287847>I am talented enough to finish these drives.Wouldn't talent lie in recognizing that the drives give you nothing at all?
>>570287051in order to climb as support you need to>secure kills in the neutral>swing team fights with your ultsso stick with heroes you can do both withfor me it was ana, kiri, zen and surprisingly enough juno but depends what you're comfortable on
I don't understand what is Mizuki's secret and how he has betrayed everyone
I asked a question please answer it.
Trannies are NOT happy with Shion
>>570287178
>>570288840are they going to cry for the few months or years they have left before they 41% themselvesso badI'll enjoy my hot robot hero and nothing they can do
>>570288840but isn't she tranny coded
>>570289036Anything is tranny coded when trannies want enough
>>570288840They have Venture. Venture even gets skins.
>they dont ban the macaque>tank is completely clueless>mercy nigger>brig>dps steals my pickeomm match. im just gomna derank and enjoy the free wins later
shion is hot and i'd like to have sex with her. but its a shame getting more diveslop. on the plus side, at least she's another free kill for me served on a silver platter.
>>570248702its technically hitscan, but nobody is calling tracer hitscan. at least i assume you have to be close for shion damage, otherwise she's just going to be giganerfed a week in.
>give mizuki an anakin skywalker struggle between good and evil>resolve it a few months later in new comicmaybe making him good now is better than leaving him in limbo forever, just surprised
>>570289456You had your pokeslop black soldier girl. Now dive get something.
>>570289731sierra obviously doesn't count. not one person in diamond has played her beyond the first 3 days lol. seriously have not seen her.
>>57028901441% means that there's 59% who enjoy their lives, as opposed to 0% of the haters.
>>570289837You could say the same about Anran. Emre on the other hand is a solid hitscan.
i predict the whining about this character will be at a very high frequency and she will instantly soak up a comp ban slot for the first 2 weeks at least.
>>570289723I expected this to be the climax of the season. Unless they frontloaded the entire story content for next season again.
who i the least likable hero from a personality standpoint in your opinion? i was recently surprised to learn that there are people who like moira somehow.
Angela Ogundimu
mairzy doats and dozy doatsand liddle lamzy diveya kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
>>570290664love Lena <3
>>570290413kiriko, because the writers insisted on having all her interactions end with epic mcu one-liners to make her look cool. only recently that started to change.ironically moira is the opposite and most of her interactions end with her getting owned, though she's too bland for me to care.
Waiting for Shion feet pics
>>570290732thissss
>>570255741(rough humiliating)
>>570290413Mercy because pacifism is foolish and she is just in a privileged position where others do the dirty work for her.
>>570289723Kiriko needs someone to dick her down and we all know Hanzo isn't going to do it.
>>570290413Reinhart for sounding retarded in game. His cinematic is a better portrayal of the character.
I only want the ember juno skin. I don't want these other skins..
>>570290997if someone needs to do it, then I'll step up. no need to thank me
>>570290413Pharah, she's a square and a bootlicker
>>570291321We know, Mizuki.
>>570291282ember juno has certain qualities about it that I enjoy
>>570290413Freja. Writers did an extremely poor job at making her a character at all. The VA sounds fine but efforts are wasted with poorly written lines and awful translation.
>>570291757This is a good one. I was thinking of which characters have the worst personalities and I kept noticing I just hated their annoying voices/voice acting rather than their actual personality/dialogue with the voices removed, but Freja's actual lines divorced from voice acting are pure trash. I love the way she looks, though and she sounds good.
>>570291757Why does Overwatch need "writers"? I've written better stories as a joke.
>>570292086Yeah, I think you're right. Having "professional writers" is probably the problem as to why the characters are so grating.
>get bots in the enemy team>win>get bots in my team>lose>get bots in the enemy team>win>get bots in my team>lose>get bots in the enemy team>win>get bots in my team>lose>get bots in the enemy team>win>get bots in my team>lose>get bots in the enemy team>win>get bots in my team>losesmash bros matchmaker calibration
>>570274520When are getting a good antagonistic character that doesn't job again?
do all threads talk about trannies this much or is it just /owg/like I don't want to hear about them good or bad
>10 year anniversary>4 free white credit skins and purple tints for old heroeswoooowww
>>570292019I guess they didn't care and just rushed her out from development since her initial reveal was shit. I have some hope that they'll change some lines and take a lot of the terrible ones out but that's not happening lmao. If I was the VA I would have sued.
Imagine being a donut just minding your business and you hear "Hey, it's Kiriko!"
>>570292739Back before OW2 nobody mentioned trannies at all. It's gradually ramped up since then to become /v/-tier tranny obsession.
do people actually buy these goofy looking skins
>all this lore>"p-p-please care about Gayzuki">noNow, where is my Roadhog cinematic?
>>570292739the release of the upcoming trans hero is going to break this general
>>570293167I only buy cute skins.
>>570293269Roadtranny already has the balance team to care about it.
>>570292739some of them are way worse
>>570289723This was the most predictable thing ever. They'd better redo a lot of his in-game voice lines because they ruined him by turning him into just another good two-shoes Japanese like Kiriko
>>570293283this general has 10 different posters brotherit will break shitmaybe v tho
>had the most boring silhouette>least talked about hero of the 10>ends up being the most interesting concept other than the cat
>>570293707That cat is not that interesting outside of Reddit.
>>570293283Just 3 more seasons until "she" arrives
>>570293707Mystery nigga on the left is the tranny
finallyi am redeeming
>>570293283no one's gonna play xer because tr00ns are cringe
>>570293707trenchcoat transvestigator omnic
>>570293869The improbably tiny waist and robot feet say omnic or cyborg to me.
>>570294185Overlaying female skulls onto Reinhardt's face?
a fucking motorcycle
>>570292769did you forget to update your script? that was 2 weeks ago, we're complaining about shion looking too conventionally attractive and human now
>>570293283>>570293832>>570293869>>570294129y'all were saying this for shion for the last month. turns out she wasn't trans and now you move on to the next one. just kill yourselves at this point
>>570292739Every thread and every popular board on this site.
is hazard shotgun projective or hitscan
>>570294635Yeah?
>>570295182The sooner we get a trans hero the sooner we are free from this mindless speculation
>>570288860
>>570295182It's gonna happen, trust the plan.
>>570293167Only skins i like are lore/alt lore skins and blizzard crossover skins
>>570295698
>>570250741stupid kiriko, those aren't my donuts
>>570295182>>570295839>>570296097i assumed the info is true but if its not its better for the health of the game
>>570296097who's this? a tranny? fucking demonic satanic monster
>>570296635Settle down there father karras
>>570293707Fire chink and Sierra needed to be scrapped
>>570296848this but every single hero in that pic except for emre and domina
>>570296635Turn your monitor on
>the reason you're losing is trying to be cute in spawn between rounds
>>570297017Can't let my guard down and try to be friendly with anyone in this world because if I do badly in the next game they will suddenly see me as a problem. Fuck normalfags
blizzard could make a lore accurate pve mode that could be fun to play but wont do it because theyre too busy meeting the demands of the lgbt community
>>570296848They should have been lore npcs or background characters to enhance the heroes that are already in the game. They add nothing but clutter into the roster.
>>570297186They're building up to that seeing that they suddenly invested so much in lore. I'm hoping we get more maps and better balance instead of more heroes next year to refine the game.
how do i stop getting mad at this shitty game
>>570297186Man shut the fuck up with this shit so fucking tiresome. If I want to read completely clueless bullshit takes ill go to /v/
>>570297779agreed they just need to shut up and let us have our safe space
le /v/ boogeyman
>>570284890Gn Kirillari
>>570296003
Losses should give drives progress or at the very least not remove progress
>>570297779true my fellow sister, we cant let the chuds have what they want
>>570288740Mizuki secret is that he's the kiri ritual poster
>>570297710stop playing sober
First drive, it's pretty clear this is meant to be a humiliation ritual. Any tips to make it tolerable? I just want a quick weapon skin. Where do these people even come from? not qp, I rarely see shit like this in qp. bots maybe? this shit is every game.
Overwatch should be 3 DPS, 3 Support and 2 Tanks.
>>570298886average 5v5 experience
Still a good time to main Doomfist or nah?
>>5702989345v5 open queue, all tanks deleted, all tankniggers shot, all healing from all sources capped at 10 hp per second, halved in combat and for 30 seconds after exiting combat.
>>570297186rent free
>>570299097>just turn OW into 5v5 TF2
Started playing again after 10 yearsGive me the rundown of what I should know. Been playing ranked games.
>>570298886they don't punish campers at any rank but champ so your matches are flooded with people who only play ~20 hours a season (including drives)
>>570299097vgh.........so fvcking zased........
>>570298886be a stadiumer until this shit is over, and play something fun and or brokenfor me, it's hazard right click build with ap
Holy fuck reply to my posts. I'm getting tired of this shit. Stop giving the meme posts responses.
>more uncounterable flankslop heroes
>>570299516She'll probably be overpowered as is traditional for a heroes first season anyway.
>>570299051Nah, you'll just get Slept then naded then Zen Orb'd then Sierra'd then die as soon as you jump in.
>>570292739this game is unfortunately rife with them. and they unironically co opted mens mental health month to be their whole month where they cry and beg for attention.
is sierra good
>>570299416if i gotta play stadium i'll just uninstall instead>>570299031the alternative is long ass queues in the dead 6v6 comp, rather just brain off healbot and accept the shitty tank coinflip
>>570299957yeah but only for the next 96 hours or so
>>570299216Bit of a broad question anon.
>>570299957Busted in metal ranks since everyone just stands out in the open and gets darted.Falls off in the higher ranks where people actually play around corners.She can outgun a lot of other characters, though.
IQ level required to play a hero in GM
bait alert
Give me one reason why I shouldn't impregnate Shion>but she's a ro-Wombforce
Why do people hate tanks
>>570298886lol I’ve seen half those dudes in QP
>tracer but easieryeah I'm sticking to the Lena
>>570300302>GMwho cares
>>570300523wicked!
>>570300447I don't know man. I don't relate to the 'tanking is a miserable experience in 5v5' meme either.
4 seconds next to two supports while critical. what are these niggers doing
The only tank im good with is maugaFor some reason the charge spooks the shit out of people and they just freeze up and eat both barrels worth of boolet afterwards with no resistance
>>570300736I'm dpsing lil bro
>>570300758>the only support i'm good with is mercy
>>570300736If you're not actively under fire supports will prioritize people who are.
>>570300758I wish i could yank mauga at all during his charge as jq,
Why do I get a kill on the scoreboard even though I didn't actually kill them?
>>570300892The best part is, I can't play mercy for shitI'm a special kind of retarded
>>570301075"Assists" in this game are just if someone who gets a kill had a buff or healing from you during the kill. Your actual assists where you damage someone then they die to someone else's shot are jsut counted as kills in this game
dogshit mercy niggers. i bet you it was a troon or a fat egirl. and if i go q support ill get dual triple negative dps that are gonna stand in main 24/7 tanking the junrat spam. and if i go tank ill get 0 healing and negative dps
>>570301361it was jose actually
>>570301361Yeah but I like the fat e girl. I married one.
are drives really that bad?
this game is just funded and focused on Kiriko/Juno skins Rivals got a fucking dinosaur, all we get is Cats vs Dogs hero?
>>570300736if you don't spam I NEED HEALING they won't even register your existence
>>570301562No.
>>570301562they feel bad because they encourage casuals to play ranked and often they end up on your team.they feel really bad because you are extra punished for going on a losing streak
>>570298886whats the issue here
>>570301562yeah I played two comp games, first was an absolute total stomp where the opponents were shooting straighter harder and better, we could defend ourselves but it was ggsecond was a total stomp with a smurf on a endorsement2 acc killing everyone on cd, boosting his gf or something
>>570301852dumb pitslut whore bitch cunt
>>570301075"Eliminations" in this game are more like assists.Even chip damage will grant you an elimination, so long as you contributed any damage to the kill at all."Assists" are things like healing or status buffs that help someone get a kill, which is how supports rack up so many of them.
>>570301852How can someone look so smug one minute, then look like she has no idea where she even is the next minute?
>>570301562my interest dropped to zero after i learned you don't keep them forever
>>570286107Troons feel emboldened during Child Rapist month
frogger aspex sex
>>570302487>you don't keep them foreverFucking WHAT
>>570298017
sunshinebread turned 23
>>570303085das rite goy, now please play our game
drives are just engagement metrics so the suits are presented with a good number by the end of the term.
>>570303139hag
>>570303139tragic
@ me when she turned 38
>>570298886ok my solution is to have minecraft open in a different window at an afk farm, then if I lose the coin toss I just tab out to minecraft
>>570302260scientists are still trying to figure that out
>>570303447t. the problem
>>570303139at what age is it considered embarrassing to be dressing like that?
odds on blizzshart not bringing back lucioball during the biggest soccer event in the world?
>>570303559Unironically it becomes cooler the older you are.
>ally presses q>pocket them because i know theyll get targeted. that way they can get the most value out of their ult>play dps>press q>the moment i press q the mercy does a 180 and floes to the 100% hp tankthis is why i never EVER like to rely on troons. i had a kirko yesterday that would tp to me 24/7 to suzu but i would mostly ignore her and pretend i had 0 supports. if u wanna play dps assume you dont have supports and look for packs. ignore them if they follow you actually bait them into the enemy to get them killed. you can thank me later
you are not my responsibility, chudly
>>570303781yeah always play for yourself even on tank and take any healing as a bonus. if you get healed try to do more if not assume they're doing other things to compensate.
>>570303910>tanks when backline is getting raped by hyper futa sombra>dps when they'd rather feed as a flanker hero than play with the team>healers when they wanted to play dps but the queue times were too long
Old women should dress young
Mei is 48 years old with the body of a 35 year old
>>570304459elephant
>>570304369>dps when they'd rather feed as a flanker hero than play with the teamThis is your fault for baiting them
Feels good being a junkrat nigga, just doing good by simply existing and mindlessly firing into the air
>>570304567kek
>>570304369>healers when they wanted to play dps but the queue times were too longGuilty, that's originally why I started playing Illari.
>>57029872910 years old game and people still don't know it's meant to be played high?
>wallhacking soldier with an aim too good to be true>invite>hes boosting the mercy troonanother pair that will get banned, if not ill get them in my team and throw their game. i wont forget since i have my list
The avoid list should be able to hold 99999999999999 accounts.
>>570305449i'd trade all those for a single slot to avoid having mercy on my team
>>570300302mizuki sierra domina too highHazard too lowotherwise not too bad
>>570300736You could have walked to a medpack in 4 seconds nigger
not bad to be honestonly lost because I had two griefers otherwise the games are totally fucking free, had a juno going 700 healing 450 damage in entire rounds, watching the vods after I type this cute little post
characters who deserve a lot more hate>echo>wuyang>symmetra
>>570300510anon...
>>570303105
>>570300736>stand behind supports>scream "wtf hello?????" to myself irl instead of pressing x or push to talk
>Win 2 games in a row>Matchmaker proceeds to team you up with the most dogshit players it can possibly>2 minutes into the game, half or MORE of your team is going 0-7 or MORE>You already know how this shit is going to end>Leave>Get 2 hour banDon’t give a shit, still not going to take that bullshit loss. Fuck forced ELO.
nigger is using a flashy skin and doing awful. embarrassing
>>570305963bro your only constant?
>>570305963People in Magic: the Gathering used to complain that the card shuffler on MODO/MtGO was rigged because every few games you'd get a shit hand, but this also happened in open source simulators like Cockatrice, so it stands to reason that the cause if the "rigged shuffling" was actually just proper randomization, whereas paper decks rarely get properly randomized. You notice the awful shit games because they stand out, but 60% of Overwatch players are deeply shit with zero care to learn the fundamentals, so it's really just a matter of how (un)lucky you are with the shitter distribution. Sometimes you just get a full house and it just be like that.
Thussy buffs next week I can feel it
>>570306494They will be nerfed to the ground.
>>570306445I hate that arena stole so many players from mtgo, I used to play pauper tourneys every week.
>>570305963it's so fucking obvious, I cannot imagine the soulless fucking ghoul you have to be to not have a feel of the fucking matchmaker, and then after losing 3 4 5 times, you face the retards going 1-8 and you gain all the fucking mmr back, if only the 50/50 was about games you barely win into games you barely lose, and (You) have to make moves in order to win and then climbbut it's basically just, get stomped, clench your teeth, stfu, persevere > you stomp, get all the points backget matchmaked with anthony 2games the last month, if you are able to boost his dumb ass doing 300 damage and going 1-4, you gain mmr, otherwise you losethe cycle never endsthat's why I usually stop after playing for a lil month or so because this shit is meaninglessI wish I had the mental capacity to play the game for fun and not care about wins or losses but it's the only metric that counts>"bro your qp?"yeah I'm having a lot of fun playing with a stack of 4 trannies with high knee socks trying out heroes
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>>570306868constant my nuts in your mouth thirdie
>>570306925bodied that chilean freak
>>570306925esl
>>570307001what chilean
>Weapons dealing tall woman in white clothes and hair trains and borderline /ss/es an orphan as her child soldier.Hmm...
>>570307245boss baby vibes ahh post
>>570307245Is Shion loco, though?
>3 losses in a row>pic rel right afterHMMM YES MISTER KOTIK I LOVE IT SO MUCH GIVE ME MORE OF THOSE GOVERNMENT FREE WINS I DONT EVEN DESERVE YESSSSS MISTER KOTIK HI HOWS THE YACHT????? YESS SLURPPPPPPP YUMMMYYY THANKS FOR THE GOYSLOP MATCHMAKER
>>570307424are you feeling engaged?
>>570307541I'm feeling ENRAGED.
>>570307541says a lot about the eomm deniers desu senpai
>>570307318She definitely seems a few noodles short of a ramen bowl from her rant at Mizuki and obsessing over finding him when a half dozen more important things are happening.
I've had really good teammates so far this drive, seems like it pays to be a skin buyer
Who is Shion’s VA? I like the ara ara MILF voice.
>>570307774it's me nigga
why doesnt juno get an iwin button ult
>>570307424YUMMMYY MISTER KOTIK HOW GRATEFUL I AM FOR THIS ANOTHER WIN WOWWW THATS AMAZING JESUS IM SO ENGAGED GOD DAMN IM SO GOOD AT THE GAME I AM IMPROOOOVING MY LITTLE MEDAL IS GROWING IM GETTING PERCENTAGES FOR MY NEXT LITTLE RANK UP THANK YOU SOOO SOOO MUCH MISTER KOTIK ITS SO FUNNY AND COINCIDENTAL THAT IM GETTING THOSE AMAZING GAMES AFTER A LOSING STREAK HEHE JUST A COINCIDENCE RIGHT???? LOL MISTER KOTIK JK LOVE YOU SO MUCHMISTER KOTIK PLEASE DONT TELL ME THAT UHHH THE PLAYER NAMED THEFLASH9995 WILL BE WITH ME SOON???WDYM IM THE ONLY CONSTANT AND ILL BE PLAYING WITH HIM SOON ENOUGH??????
>>570308036? her ult is literally a win this team fight button
>>570308105me on anran
>>570308140lol.
the worst shit i saw was way back when i used to play league. i would win like 10 games in a row and all of a sudden i would get teammates that were legit asking questions about how to play their champ. i checked opgg to scout the enemy and it was a stack of diamonds, masters and gm with a 6 gorillion mastery akali. nice smash bros matchmaker
gn jacks
>>570307774Hitomi Tanaka
>>570308378it's the same in dota too, I have noticed so many things I genuinely could write a fucking book atp, to be fair I respect the effort and the craftmanship for the devs to make this shit the less blatant possible
>>570305846Anran
>>570308140That was so true when she first came out. She was literally OP just cause of the ult
>>570308105>>570307424MISTER KOTIK I KNEEL THANKS A LOT FOR THIS YET AGAIN AMAZING GAME I HAD TO SWEAT TO WINITS FANTASTIC ITS AMAZING, AFTER A THREE LOSE STREAK I WON THREE TIMES IN A ROW IN SUCH A STOMPY FASHION WOW HEHE IM TRULY GETTING BETTER AT THE GAME UHH??? ARE YOU PROUD OF ME MISTER KOTIK?I AM NOW 3LOSSES 3WINS THATS SO GOOD THANKS A LOTSUCH A FUNNY COINCIDENCE THAT I WON THREE TIMES IN A ROW AFTER LOSING THREE TIMES IN A ROW UH?? STATISTICALLY IM ABOVE THE REST RIGHT??? HEHEHE THANK YOUUU MISTER KOTIK THANK YOU BLIZZARD LOVE THE GAME LET ME BUY THE BP AND SOME SKINS I DESERVE A LIL TREAT AFTER THOSE THREE GAMES HEHEHEHEHI LOST THREE TIMES AND GOT MY ASS STOMPED BY THEN I WON THREE TIMES ALL BY ME, I AM THE ONLY CONSTANT I DESERVE IT ALL IT WAS MY FAULT IF I LOST BUT ITS ME AND ONLY ME THE RESPONSIBLE OF THOSE AMAZING WINS HEHEHE IM GETTING SO MUCH BETTER AT THE GAME WEWWWW
>>570308605>AnranEvery time I see her name my brain twitches to AMRAAM.
>>570308605she gets plenty of hate
>>570309054GOOD TONE GOOD TONEFOX 3
>why am i losing so much>check historyoooooooo. i forgot to derank thats why. forgot to trick the matchmaker
>>570309002>>570308105>>570307424dudes will look at you straight in the face with their dysgenic looking asses and tell you eomm isnt real lmfao
>>570306098Part of the reason why I don't buy skins. You look like a retard if you aren't doing good.
>>570309512to be fair it's their job, even though their employer technically admitted it themselves
>>570310093qrd?
>>570310093forgot pic
>>570305846>junkrat>trap that clips into the ground so it's invisible most of the time>deletes everything in 1-2 shots>mobility and vertically that also deletes shit>free kill on any hero ult>doesn't even need to peak around the corners to get value
>>570310262lmfaoooo"based on the information we have about the players on both team" is diabolical. they truly have infos and they know who will be a cia agent and who wont lol. wheres the dumb NIGGER denying this???
>>570308036She's a support, she gets a -WE- win button if her team actually utilizes it, lol.The real question is why does Illari get a big dick fuck you giga-nigga ult.If it lands and she gets any sort of follow-up, or better yet just shoots you herself, then you just fucking explode, along with anyone near you.That shit's scarier than an Emre ult.
>>570310262They said it didn't have the desired effect and that they removed it in a later patch. Still an interesting little tidbit though.https://old.reddit.com/r/marvelrivals/comments/1iiclq3/analysis_of_eomm_in_marvel_rivals_2017_2025/This is by far the best information I've found on the subject, but unfortunately it's not about Overwatch specifically. I haven't found anything good or convincing about EOMM in Overwatch either way.
>>570310262you are the only sneedstant
>>570310639>erm it actually didn't work so we stopped doing it, pinky promisestraight out of the CIA playbook
>>570310639you can tell something is off with ow too, I played like 17k hours in cs and dota combined and I have never felt something close to ow in terms of knowing youll get your shit pushed in 1minute after the startI havent tried rivals because I wont get those weird anticheats
i don't push drives at night because i'm superstitious.
>>570310820I see your point but to be fair it was a patch note where they announced removing it unprompted, not responding to a question or an interview then just claiming it wasn't in there anymore.>>570310916Yeah, I definitely understand that feeling you're talking about. But I think it might just be because of the lack of individual agency and carry power in this game. In CS even if your team is worse, you always feel like you can do something cause it's possible to hit 5 headshots in a row. In Overwatch skillful execution can only overcome so much and "team diffs" are completely disarming.
>>570310928I wont a shit ton in stadium from 1 to 5am, almost done, will just unlock the currencies and fuck off this meme mode tho
>another bonzie eomm meltdownI sleep
I still don't know what is supposed to be Sierra's personality, or Mizukis
>>570311053its just fucking weird that several games i a row you have non competitive gamew with immense gaps in skill and then you get the extreme oppositeit doesnt feel good to win and lose without having to play the game at all
>>570311251I know what you mean and I have those moments too and they seem strange. But sometimes I have nights where like 70-80% of games are really close/feel winnable for both teams and it makes me think the stomps must just be matchmaking failures and multiple in a row is just bad luck.
was the game all about getting stomped into stomping during ow1 or is this weird matchmaker since it became f2p
>>570311209>story sierra: sojourn 2.0, likes rock climbing>in-game sierra: excitable outdoorsy overachiever
>>570297710>how do i stop getting mad at this shitty gameyou just have to detach your egowhich is why >>570298729 >>570305181 works
>2533almost there. a little more and ill get the full tranny signature
>>570311392I dont believe in bad luck
>>570311484no it's easier to fix matches with singular megapowerful tanks and games can be pushed in either direction solely based on whichever team gets the better/worse tank
i wasn't gonna q dps for drives because i'd have to do placements but goddamn I can't do this on heals. niggercattle tanks going 2/17 and blaming me when they go die 1v5just gonna try to get bronze and spam braindead heroes for the points idgaf anymore. never touching comp after this.
>this nigger inting 24/7 like he literally keeps going alone>no tank>defense>he tags along with me like this guy doesnt know what to do and follows me around>we losewow so unpredictable like i was expecting to lose
Kiriko Ogundimu
Donald J. Ogundimu
I really can't stop touching my dick while I play Sirrea
i really can't stop touching my dick while i play mauga
I really can't stop touching my dick while I play Domina.
Juno, Sombra, and Illari too.
i really can't stop touching my dick
I can't stop touching Brigitte's dick.
Ban HRT and trannies now
>>570314243who will play support then
>>570314243This is Mercyphobic
>>570314025She doesn't have that.
brigitte big nigger cock brutal cervix pounding
>>570315232She doesn't do that.
brig wouldn't do that
>>570315397>>570315418maybe not with you
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