>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergPrevious >>570141887
Fat Recluse Boobz
I hate trash so much
terrgawd
I love trish so much
>>570249727Everyone is saying this
>>570249727>>570249829>>570249847>>570249813why
>>570249912>>570249571
>>570249727louder for the people in the back
sluts
>>570249829No one is saying this
>>570249941>every post is trish
>91% of thread filteredgreat start erg
when will trash leave erg
This is her home now
>>570250180literally who asked sissy freakzoid
>>570249829>>570249847I'm trishsessed
https://www.youtube.com/live/fmH8DFJnM1w/ourgirl/ is live
Trish vs erghttps://youtu.be/6l9cB25TZKM
open your heart anon
now this is just sad. keep the trash i'm out.
>>570249813>>570250052
imagine a group frotting session with clapcake and trish and temmie...
>>570250474thats a man
>>570250474Oh my squibbidy...this day just gets better and better
>>570249829>>570250454wishing these anons a nice day!>>570249727>>570250197burn in the pits of tartarus
>>570249571crazy that cupcake and trish look like this in real life
>>570251406>>570249571That's Recluse on a STACKED run
>>570250778zullie is a girl actually
>>570251141ty sis mwa
gg caligo sorry for that last minute rain excursion, should've left for it sooner
>>570250623don't steal posts that are better than you you are so hateable even the one person that wanted you cannot stand you now
>>570251624>>570251528
>>570251482fact
>>570251748sorry.. would you forgive me
shut the fuck up please
So how are we killing Nightlords when Destined Death is presumably still sealed seeing as Ironeye is a TWLID and can't be killed outside of a sacred order weapon.At first I just assumed Maliketh being killed at some point by Heolstor/The Night would've unsealed it but if that were true Ironeye wouldn't be alive and during Ironeye's remembrance you need to get a sacred order dagger to kill a traitor to his organisation who is also a TWLID and doesn't die when Ironeye stabs him.
@grok summarize
>>570252416The American literacy rate on full display right here
>>570252230Destined death is a great rune that is part of the elden ring it isn't an on/off switch for death. The elden ring facilitates the flow of runes thru the live and death cycle and removing death only makes the cycle that the runes move in stop at death.
How do I get a cute chubby tgirl gf like plapcake?
>>570252230chalkboard related it's you on the left and from on the right
>>570252534That poster is a south Asian squatting in europe albeit
Please unblock Trish
>>570251748>>570252127that was my post though so it is okay>>570252550being an anonymous sex pest on vg perhaps
>>570252230Excellent Question! Your observation is probably intentional: Nightreign treats Nightlords and TWLID as different categories of beings. The game gives explicit evidence that Destined Death is still not fully restored (Ironeye’s quest), so the ability to kill Nightlords should not be taken as proof that the Rune of Death has been unsealed. Instead, Nightlords appear killable through means that do not require Destined Death, whereas TWLID remain bound by the old rule and need holy power to be put down for good.Let me know if you have any more questions on the Elden Ring: Nightreign Lore!
>>570253005no it wasn't your post, erg posters are so weird
hate is a strong word
>>570253036>>570252230This is why we can keep playing the game over and over after we killed them all, duh.
it all finally makes sense to me:>Elden Ring: Girlboss Game>played by weak males with very feeble spirits>their inadequacy is exacerbated by reality-shattering amounts of girlboss energy>this engenders severe womb envy >these effectively spiritually castrated men then grow desperate for approval from non-failure men to the point of virtual prostitution>resort to avatarfagging as anime bitches on fucking 2026 4chan
hate isn't a strong enough word
>>570253734nah i've always avatarfagged you are just schizophrenic
Mohg it up, Varre it down and The Duskbloods it across time and space
>>570253497Believe me when I say that I understand its real weight and still mean it
>>570253941that's sad, imagine dedicating so much time seething about imaginary people on 4chan you'll never meet...
>>570250512not crying...
>>570251748ty for calling out that kike (You)slave subhuman trash
i seen this footage of a punk show, some immature faggot in the audience has made it a thing of showing up in a banana costume to dance like an asshole in the middle of the mosh, the singer calls them out for being an attention seeking faggot, and then the crowd turns on the banana guy and rips his costume to shreds with bare hands, the man is left naked in his underwear, with more attention than ever before, karma like that is coming for you too
>>570252956nobody has xher blocked 'beitdoe
>>570253734our trannies have been trans long before elden ring tho
Carted to the horse fucking again.......
>>570254460>schizo headcanonKino
>>570254480this is literally untrue
>>570254460sounds like the banana guy won and the paying attendees remained raped children of divorce
>>570253734This this this hit the nail on the head well done!
holy fuck i suck sorry guys
I've been using anime girl pic pfps since MSN bro
tis ergie culcha
>>570254641>>570254480the people who have me blocked swear they're fucking me over but they're the ones that end up playing with pracjeet every run lol
>>570254631No it's a real thing with a band called End It, I saw it too and it was pretty funny
Best anon for each nightfarer?
>>570255213belan
behold the ultimate power...
>>570255254i will become the next belanbal
Finally did it. NG+ cleared. It didn't felt that hard but I had cleared depth 5 chalices with strong gems so it makes sense. FRC Darkbeast was the worst thing I've ever fought. Also fuck undead giants.
>>570255213terr
>>570253734I wanted some moons of my own
ggs maris, thanks for the upgrade stone lmao
gg sea dog thanks for upgrading your seal, it was very important
>>570255284
What's the general for normal souls games and not elden ring specifically? I don't want to shit up this thread
>>570256296this is the thread
>80 posts in before the first gg postgrim
>>570256296you'll want to head over to /dsg/ its just down the hall
>>570256296>I don't want to shit up the thread>nu-/erg/he doesn't know...
>>570256296welcome home saar
I have decided it is time. I'm gonna do it.
>>570256934don't hurt yourself anon
reign it
>>570256027>>570255086
>>570257029Gotta catch me first
>>570257273be safe little guy
>>570243841Wylder - SlayerGuardian - :)Ironeye - PracticeDuchess - ccRaider - CreasyRevenant - ShiftyRecluse - EnemExecutor - TerrScholar - SensUndertaker - ElfOnly those recently active are included on this list
2/10 bait list, emem made it too obvious
>>570257831Theres not really anyone playing recluse so that was kinda by default
emema
>>570255040The fattest greasiest ass smelling balding chud you know is gonna reply to this with "don't post my wife in this shithole"
>>570258121that chud would then be doing a good and husbandly thing defending his beloved from these atrocious souls
>>570255086>>570257226I like playing with practice
@ememput on the the fucking vig+3 and Increased Maximum HPyou 3bar every game chasing big number while having 600 health
>>570258276Practice keeps telling us this.
>>570258441Practice keeps telling us that he likes playing with Practice?
>>570258567Si signor
is practice actually a balding ukrainian twink with a big cock
>>570258567I am not practice and I can say this: i like practice
I am PracticeI am CreasyI am TrishI am TerrI am Devil
>>570258367>>570258007oooo he seethin!
>>570255086weird postDon Practicissimo is a pillar of the community and fun to play with since there are never routing fiascos, just gameplay
my dream is breed cc
stop samefagging pracjeet
>trish has the highest uncheated streak on /erg/how did it come to this?
why practice is better: a bearable, likeable and approachable personality
couldn't see really well
>>570259283GG.Only shit weapons this run but of course it doesn't matter against ED maris.
>>570259283why are your screenshots 470p?
>>570259590switch port
Zullie coughing is very cute
>>570259152Duostreaks are invalid how many times do we have to tell you
don't reply to simpojust ignore it
ggs harmonia, my headphones died after d1 boss and during day2 i tried getting my spare but oh well
>>570260145No such thing as an invalid streak
>>570259810This, I love my bat wife
>>570259152Won't become true no matter how many times you repeat this Tr*sh
>>570260240gg white woman vs white women! I really love greataxes. The two hand moveset does good damage and it's very fast with not too much stam use. I really, really require a good greataxe dormant relic, like now. Sounds awful about the headset. I really notice how awkward I play without sound.
>>570260176Why do you keep calling me Tinpo? Most people here like trish not sure why that upsets you so much
>>570250474her voice makes me diamonds
>>570260490I wanna make people diamonds with my voice...
poor orgiporgies hiding from boogeymen every postthey just can't accept that trish is S-tier and people like her
>>570256296It’s dead. Go talk about it on /v/.>>570258242You just displayed humanity to a verifiably ugly waste of air greasy subcontinental subhuman. Don’t waste your breath.
>>570260429it certainly was an experience lol
>>570260401>>570259810please get better taste holy moly
>>570260584my love said he knew he wanted to marry me the moment he heard my voice
Zullie...
>>570260771I mean you do have a very cute voice, I can understand that he would fall for you based on it.
>>570260589trish is a 100 streak s tier
>>570260145>>570259152Only like 7 of my last 50 runs are with tinpo lolalso anybody else with a streak is basically duoing with practice so
>her>shenigga shut the fuck up
>>570260972???
>>570258121you struck a nerve here
>>570261058freak
>>570259152>>570260145Nah trish is very good. I probably feel safest with her out of any of you.
>>570261012>>570252169
Who are the Trish haters? We should block them
>>570260368>t. C tier carried copelet>>570260454....Said by no one ever.
It doesn't even make sense to see the at duo'ing. especially when the password is leagues above most randos in the first place. If you want a true and honest streak then do randos only
Fromsoft did this to us
>>570261258You're right, heres one so make sure to add him to your blocklists everyonehttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198129380048
>>570261362aww fuck my bunker isn't rated for this many megatons of trvke
>>570261362>now that someone has a streak all streaks are invalid
>>570261362Nice try Zorfat but we love Trish not your failed streamer fatass
>>570261559disgusting ass discordite interactions in comments since 2015 the amount of social circles that have rejected you must be staggering
>>570261656Duos have never been valid doe
>>570261820Keep crying your tears sustain me
>>570261758Are Wormfaces ever explained at all or do they just exist?Any cut content explanations or anything?
>>570261758i do this
>steamDB just updatedit's fucking here
>>570261959there's nothing explicitly direct about them at all as far as I know, only indirect clues
>>570262084But where are the proofs
>>570261362my d5 randos don't do gaols and they all have optimal builds lol
Heolstor and the Nightlords in general are pretty big hitters in terms of Elden Ring LoreHow did the Nightfarers even get powerful enough to kill them? The Roundtable just stuffs them with enough Runes and retries until they eventually somehow win?
>>570262235leave my gaols out of this trish
trash and simpo are working hard defending their invalid streak i see
>playing nightreign everyday trying to get to d5 with randos>eventually do it>lose interest in the gameD6 when? We need a depth that is after an absurdly high amount of points like 1 million.
>>570261362Playing on pass guarantees your playstyle passes inspection and isn't just 100 games of halo scytheIt'd be great if there were some way to queue with randos while also allowing erg to screen your games, unfortunately the technology just isn't there yet.
>>570261959>Are Wormfaces ever explained at all Conqueror Worm by Edgar Allen Poe mixed with the themes of elden ring.
>>570262235the creatures i see on zorban's stream tell a different story
>>570262519based literary aware anon I love you
>>570262401>>570260589>>570260454>>570261258>>570261678all good points i agree with let's keep fighthing the good fight trishbros
average executor main here (see image attached)any executor tips so I can climb up in DoN solo? outside of practicing dogshit bosses (revenant and scion)I can finish most of my runs and I can parry decently but I feel it's time to actually learn the game lolas for my build I do both balancers and night of the miasma, and always get the base katana to +2, but maybe there are better options
>>570262737I'd do vigor respec and stack HP, you still have enough arcane to proc bleeds, and if you have over 1100 hp it's really hard to get one shot trough negations
>>570260591hit the nail precisely and squarely on the head. expert work.
>>570262737Grab the weapons that have walking or charge effects and hold them in rh1 and lh1 and sprint in and go into suncatcher mode. Your weapons can exist as mostly stat sticks for suncatcher while having 1 as an ash spammer if needed.
>>570262737>DoN soloRed Adel relic, more crit relics, that one relic that makes your sword do more dmg but take more.Find fists, 3 R2S break anything in the game solo, then do a Cursed Sword crit, you win.This includes all nightlords except pests which you should do 2x balancer relic build and search for Rivers
>>570262519Evidence for this claim?
>>570262723*trishsisters
>>570263074it'd be sick af
>>570263141trishjeetarinos
>>570263003Wormfaces cry because everything leads to death which is essential for what comes next. The cycle of life is cruel and comes for everyone.
>>570263480practice be like YO THESE GRAPHICS ARE SO LIFE LIKE ESSE
>>570263480hard fought and well won
so it's the same 4-5 players left playing this game huh, that's grim
>>570262084why lie...
>>570263914not my fault other people have zoom zoom tik tok brains and they need a content update every week. i played base ER for 2 years
>>570263914I don't know how, why, or from where but we did get some actual newfies recently
>>570256227posted it again award
Posters who won: cc, practice, creasy, viteazuPosters who lost and are eternally raped: trash, simpo, shitcake
>>570257947Slayer also made it too obvious.
I like slayer
>>570264516you got it backwards!
your passives after the night 2 boss, m'sir
I still play base level elden ring, I think out of everyone on this thread I would be able to sit inside a blank meditation room the longest
>>570261012You queue dodged a guardian twice, dont get too cocky.
>>570264662you should be able to parry balancer ground spikes, fulghor ground spikes, balancer worm bleed waves, and so much more. they really just forgot spell dispelling effects existed when making the nightlords.
>>570264807I've played almost 10 years of LoL.I mastered the zen attitude.
GG funny balancers with giant's whip.
old Elden john
>>570264807What if mr beast put you in a grocery store?
>>570264935i have tons of ggs with guardians even ssb balancers
So, you want to play with trish and tinpo or what, sens?
>>570265159Is elden john in the room with us now?
sens aka one of the girls
>>570265232Queue dodging bird twice while streaking is pretty cringe and dishonest.
>>570265491I never queue dodge usually it's because I was queued and I forgot and I felt like going to do something else
>>570265184I would make fun of the customer's purchases and make elden ring builds in my head based on their selection of products
>>570264935I blocked extremist and do this all the time. FUCK guardian
>>570265607yeah I believe that for about 0 seconds
>>570265607Yeah, twice right? So full of shit lol>>570265674yeah but you and your tranny bf aren't spamming the thread about your epic streakz
>>570265718oh nvm I do dodge augur often because he's boring af
why do miquella and heolstor have 3 arms
>>570264967Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry
>>570265904to give a sick nasty style handjobby
>>570265904miyazaki thought it was cool but couldn't figure out some lore bullshit to justify it with the nightreign people thought that was cool and didn't care to think much more
>>570265904the other four are on upcoming bosses
>>570266036why don't you say that to 30 year olds that play soccer since toddlerhood?
gg cold dog! Sorry about the death rite bird! I had 250% tide damage and was panicking and so I dumped my stuff to try to get you but I failed...Also I had no idea black flame on charge attack rapidly heals you with post damage healing. Like even when I whiffed it would tick me to full. That or one of you had flasks heals allies.
gg cold dargon, weird game between the lag and every item in the game having +rain damage.
fuck terr marry roxy kill belan
>>570266227I don't know maybe its fun for them I never played it that much as a kid but I did play League for about 4 years and can relate to how complete DOGSHIT of an experience that was.
>>570266254Didn't ask or read>>570266291>lv 12typical senshitter moment
>>570266374well ok fair enough I havent played those games much
Why is everyone playing in the middle of the day?
>>570266291Every time I'm blue it feels like the game is laggy and weird. I wonder if I have bad internet or is it cause I'm American and you guys are elsewhere?
i'm playing with my penis
>>570266540Interesting post. I see lots of identical posts here, made dozens of times per thread daily. Are you keeping track of your screen time?
>>570266653not being blue doesn't mean you won't lag the game if your connection is dogshit, practice affects the lobby anyway
>>570266254kys faggot
>>570266712You seem vaguely upset.
>>570266254sissy
>>570266653Im westcoast NA, no idea where practice is. The blue thing is kind of weird, when I play pubs and blue is chinese the lag starts and stops based on how close or alive/dead the blue player is to me.
>>570266814You seem disproportionately perturbed by such a simple question...
>>570266936see >>570266814
>>570266540HMPH didn't ask for your didn't ask>>570266740Oh okay. >>570266834<3>>570266931I wonder if it was feeling bad because that was happening while we weren't near each other.
>>570267035see >>570266814
>>570267147see >>570266936>>570267140Die
>>570267236see >>570267147
the ergies have gone mad
>>570267568Its two dsjeets misfiring at eachother.
>>570267140
>>570266701hooooly shit no wayyyyy
>>570267140Shut the hell up for once good god man
>>570267140YWNBAW.
>>570264967This is not something you should ever find yourself openly admitting to. Ever. >>570266103Good one.
>>570267140>these repliesReminder: >>570247053 >>570218375
>>570268479holy based cupcake raping terr
>>570268130love this
>>570268301>This is not something you should ever find yourself openly admitting to. Ever.I told you, I'm a master of zen, I could not care less.
nice carry shifty, what a truly horrendous fight
gg angry women that was a cursed match, can't believe my game crashed during the night 1 boss
ggdid libra forget to turn on his music for anyone else?
>>570269154admirable stoic anon, let's retire to some tibetan monastery and starve ourselves for fun
Big CR2s, marks to pop for days gg boys kinda sad it wasnt ed with what I was working with
>>570269718Bestial is broken OP shit
https://files.catbox.moe/188psb.jpg
>>570269978Sludge thanking the two other players for carrying
>>570269718give me
>>570269978cool drawing
>>570269518it was pretty rough but more fun than the LLTBT strat desu
>>570269978disgusting porn
where can one talk about ds3 on this board?
>>570270598You can talk about DS3 with terr
NR > ds3 pve > ER pve
>>570268671>troons raping peopleYeah that's what they usually do
>>570270674ummm… he smells bad though…
>>570270598It's supposed to be here but spergs ruined that so your results will be mixed.You can try anyways or make a ds3 thread on /v/
gg kozlik
terr isn't so bad honestly I even think cupcake is funny sometimes even if whorish and shameless
club?
raunchy
gg super goat! Who needs negation when you all go pure damage. You guys did so much damage it was crazy. I went my all rounder build and the only seal I dropped was one with -45% art gauge on death, so I went with my mediocre beast slop starter lol. It does pretty good damage still, even with just some passives, night invaders and +2, +1 and +1 incants. >>570271719Wow thank you! You summed me up perfectly. Whorish, shameless, sometimes funny.
cc can you love me
>>570271982I was looking for a 32 or 40% negation at full or even a successive negation all game. Instead I had a full damage rivers of blood glass cannon slop build. My RoB even had sleep, cool.Can't believe I still can't deal with rotating sigils. My 2nd death was from one behind the fucking guy that I could barely even register in my brain.
>>570266578night shift/weird work schedule
>thread is just 90% trish and tinpo making posts referring to trish, practice or cc in some formGrim
>>570272249calm down terr
>>570272492weird falseflag + obsessed
>>570271982You are not "whorish". You are an obese rape victim with a severe porn addiction. Neck yourself.
>>570272292The rotating beams really mess me up too. That's what clipped me the one time. And yes, your hilarious 5 damage passives and Rivers with sleep build. Wyld man was stacked as well, 4 damage passives with the only DNAF. I had 4 damage passives and the only LLTBT. Seemed like we were able to nuke the condemned no problem with our weapons. I was quite happy.
>>570271564sadbut praise the sun anyway
>>570272492They might as well be bots. Sad thing to realize its just 2 groomed idiots.
Replaying bloodborne at 60fps has been really fun desu. It's been so long.
dinosaur vortex
gg normal adelfound like 4 sorcery buffs but almost no spears lol
>>570273049
fox why do you have me blocked lolplease unblocki literally dindu nuffin i just have schizos trolling and falseflagging me in the thread :(>>570272292
gg chicken little, what a juicy run
>>570273529You actually go around adding everyone to test if they have you blocked?
>>570273836yes
>>570273529You are the most insufferable piece of shit I've ever seen in my entire life please do everyone a favor and kill yourself
>>570273909You haven't added me yet. I could have you blocked
>>570273529based
>>570274048nah actually I was just curious because i seen them in screenshots a bunch but never in my games, and last time i asked them if thye had anyone blocked they said only poopa or something one of y'alls dead boyfriends
Damn, must be hard being a trish defender when xhe does shit like this kek
Don't listen to them foxIf you're in a game that ends one of their sissy streaks you'll have a black campaign ran against you until the end of time
>>570274261Ive lost my streak before here and nothing happened, here we go with the falseflagging see lol, practice literally griefed me for nothing
>>570274160How did you get his steam then?
still not over it award
How easily would the Nightfarers roll over Elden Ring if they were dumped into it?They take down Heolstor without any sort of borrowed power gimmick and we know through Executor's remembrance that Heolstor personally took down the Erdtree, Meaning he defeated Radagon and the Elden BeastObviously Marika with the Elden Ring is untouchable but everything else just get rolled surely?
>>570274401still defending your seed checking griefer boyfriend's honor award so lame
>>570273529I'm not sure. The only player I've blocked in either /dsg/ or /erg/ has been poopmask because he pulled out a curse dagger on me during a fight club. I've rage blocked Chinese and maybe a few others from pub games before. I will unblock you.
gg big jelly how did that fire monk get in the tree?
>>570274997maybe from pvp I used to be a little shit and use rotstoc and stuff
>>570273256I did my replay a few months ago too. Very fun. Great game.
poiseblob trishtina
whats he doing up there?
>>570274997you are no longer based
I wish Zullie would go back and re-dub all her videos so I could put them on to fall asleep.
>>570273529
>Come back after some absence>Thread is somehow twice as bad as my last time here
>>570275443anon had already doxed im latino newfriend lol
>>570275443is chile full of people with mental illnesses and simps?
>>570275215yo this elden ring pvp is so fire fr fr
>>570275081Maybe. I only blocked cheaters or Chinese in DS/ER PVP. Did you ever chainsaw or anything like such? Though I haven't played ER PVP since a few months after the DLC came out. Must have been long ago.>>570275376Not great not terrible
>>570275390We have the technology to replicate it
>>570275909so toxic
>>570275909>>570275081Noktily??!
>>570275947no I never chainsaw'd lmao i thought that was so lame, im the type that gets bored after you cheatthat was disgusting, most people used a macro that automatically did itI did rob swap a couple times when that was discovered that wasa funny
Zullie needs a better vtuber avatar. The one she uses is kind of derpy
>>570275947trust yourself and don’t unblock him, you will save yourself from a lot of headaches
>>570276467i play with people here daily no issue he's just trolling
be based, foxbe based
>>570272249Calm down kirrykip/dingle
what does chainsawing mean
Is this worth
>>570275993yooo but this pvpiss so fire cant wait for tranny edition to get ganked 3v1 tongue off >>570277206It's a swapping glitch that basically allows you to one shot people, it's basically because it's like a cancer in the code, they can never fully remove it, it was also in ds3 but it was called bowglitch, you would swap from a greatbow to a crossbow with a frame perfect input or something, and it would shoot greatbow arrows like a machinegun kek
>>570277553No
>>570277676shit like this is why I never bothered with learning pvp in these types of games, its not fair matches with an mmr system against people of your skill level and its not that fun anyway
>>570277553Yes
>>570277924It's just goofing off lol. There's no ranked ladder or points or anything
>>570277924it's not always that way, not everyone is a sweat and we are all people just playing with our toy game, I think there's enough people that want to have fun that make pvp worthwhile still even if much slower and more hit or miss than ever
>>570277924it was more fun in previous games desu, there was more camaraderie because you could always get teammates for fights. in elden ring they made the systems really masochistic like getting ganked 3v1. The movement and combat still feels kinda cool tho, I specially like jumping and crouching because it added a lot of mind games
even if there was a competitive ranked ladder you would just get a bunch of fat bullgoatchuds rolling around poking each other with toothpicks for 30 minutes
>>570277962>>570277906Thanks, family
>>570245308Warhammer attracts a certain kind of person.They share traits with pro wrestling fans, horror fans, and metal fans.
>>570278284There isn't and that still happens
>>570273529I thought you were mexican wn
gg greggers, what an unusually cursed run, absolutely 0 charged sorceries for all those +charged sorceries you guys duped for me
gg gregno one found any mitigations, and apparently I can't rez a 1bar
>>570279284>>570279293gg strughess90% charged sorceries but no charged sorceries is pain
>>570278745its expensive so no browns allowed
forgor image
nightmare lobby
>>570259152no he doesn't?
>>570279293That was pretty funny, not gonna lie after the second whiff I was getting a bit worried lmao>>570279353It was heartbreaking, I almost considered grabbing one of the shitty staffs with magic glintblade at the end there, but that spell is so genuinely awful I figured I'd be better off just pelting unbuffed moons instead
>>570277924i want to rollcatch anon with an estoc!
>570279793Embarrassing webm
>>570277924noob lol
>>570279383Weird of you to say something like that. My post wasn't about race. A lot of so called "brown" people love pro wrestling, horror, and metal.
>>570279706i heard devil had 155 (?)and cc 150 and they're probably close to it againand practice 450 (real)
>>570279715there's probably a lesson in greed in there somewhereI bet 4x magic 12% gets the job done too
>>570280032your brown
>>570280032That's not the point, a standard ass squad of space marines are like 50-60 bucks there's no way poor people can get into that kind of hobby.
>>570280058non cheated, anon
>>570280213But everyone always says greed is good...It is pretty funny though, probably the only time I've gone for a dupe and ended up significantly weaker because of it
>>570280407sorry chud this event is transfolx and PoC positiveWe allow sign ups with $2 3D printed space marine (female) squads to be more inclusive to the differently financially abled
>>570278745>horror>metalWarhammer takes decently heavy inspiration from both of those things so yeah that would make sense.>>570280032I mean he’s not wrong.
>>570280407If the point wasn't about race, then why bring up race?I fail to see what being poor or wealthy has to do with it either. Are you telling me that wealthy people can't make for a bad fanbase?Not that your argument is sound in the first place. Because a lot of people make poor financial decisions. Even if they shouldn't be spending money on figures, that doesn't necessarily stop them from doing it.Plus Warhammer is more than just the kits. There are books and games too. A fan can buy a kit sparingly, and then during the time they save their money, they can indulge in the hobby buy reading the books and playing the games.I'm on the website right now, and this starter kit comes with 38 minatures, a 64 page handbook, some dice, a small board, and other knick knacks. And it's only $115. That's a good price. Not prohibitive at all. Hell, I've seen lego sets with fewer pieces sell for more.
>>570279715It felt like the terrain was messing with the hit registration and I didn’t want to lock onto you and get greg’d
>>570278745molested and/or spoiled middle class whites?
>>570281356yellow shirt is the only one in that picture that looks remotely middle class
they should add an admech nightfarer
>>570281701that's because he's the one that hasn't spent his allowance on mallgoth attire yet like the other specimens already did
>>570281242brown people don't have money, they also have low impulse control, this is why they resort to doing nefarious things that earn them the reputation of brown people bad
Lobos is fighting eigong now
take me back back home?
Novas maneiras de alcançar números maiores ...!!!
>>570283196be home before bedtime sweetie
>>570282139You have the reasoning skills of a warhammer fan
practice swaps to iron eye in nightmare lobbies
>>570282259Link me
>>570283543That must be why he's always executor in my lobbies
>>570283510no I'm just generalizing and extrapolating, something your brown and raped brain wouldn't understand
>>570278745You still haven’t actually elaborated what these traits or certain kind of person are. Is there a reason for all the vague posting you’re doing?
>>570283543But I see both and I am a nightmare lobby makerYou sure it isn't mystery boss/libra/balancers?
gg adeli'm too slow to scholar properly
gg dog
>>570284087Some things are difficult to explain unless you experience it. And even if you are a part of those fandoms, your perspective on the inside will differ from my perspective on the outside.I don't want to get too specific, because it would require typing up a small dissertation to get the point across. And besides, the topic strays too far from the the thread's topic. Just know that I see a pattern of behavior.
ggs big chicken
>>570284224I can’t understand the workings of a 3rd world neet beyond what I stated
>>570283543You can't be trusted to break his marks, thats really all it is
>>570284487guess i'll try going scholar next time then
>>570284620Its for racist chuddies who get off on the idea of colonialism. Man vs evil lesser races and shitting on them despite insurmountable odds. Its actually peak moid fantasy and also peak foid repellent.
elden ring and nightreign?
>>570285891The sound of Wylder's ult gives me mental orgasms.
what if godwyn had a text to speech device
>>570284087He probably means “being a heckin bigoted chuddy white devil” but he doesn’t want to expose himself as brown
>>570286289Nothing. Because he's soul/brain dead.
>>570285891What about it?
gg mystery hot dogdon't scare me like that i hate caligo
>>570249571>>570253918>>570272791>>570274497Built exclusively for being mounted and raped by futa rev
>>570287923We were killing Caligo too fast, so she went "nooooo! tail swipe!" Out of nowhere. Similar deal with Dancer. We were killing her too fast, so she went "noooo! combo attack!" Out of nowhere. Difference is, I already activated my ult, because I had a gut feeling she was about to do some bullshit. So her combo was wasted.I told you, /erg/. When you kill things too fast, they break out a full hyper armor panic attack. Artificial as fuck.
>>570288189Shut up cuck
>>570288189that wasn't out of nowhere and it's normal for her to do that, that tail swipe isn't a health gated move it's just the normal one she does when an enemy is behind herthe real party wipe tail swipe happens when you are in front of her, she does a claw attack and follows it up with a double 360 tail swipe
there's a crease in my truke?
daily creasyjeet humiliation ritual
>>570287903pathetic AR
no negation gaming gg
>have 70% damage negation at full hp>still get one shot by gladius firewaveThis sucks man
>>570287903why so blurry?
>>570289068You were either not full hp or someone hit him during his aurafarm and you're not a hp maxxer or you have some kind of negation debuff probably repeated evasions.
gg big guy he didn't even hit me oncewhy do I always end up using griefbows...
gg greg, airstrike edition
>>570288189not how it works dude, if there was some secret berserk mode they'd have data-mined the details
>>570290865gyat
>>570262519>Conqueror WormBut he is just entropy. Wormfaces as I think is a dudes who are unwillingly was separated from Grace and cant belong in a world of Grace and Greater Will, sorta like anti matter. But they are a cursed dudes, they are ashamed of they look so they are covered with this beutiful hoods
>>570288437It came out too fast.The normal tail swipe, is when she lashes the ground first(already kind of a bullshit speed, but less deadly, so you survived the lash in most cases) and then she goes into the tail swipe. That time she went straight into the tail swipe without any kind of wind up or warning. Just that small hunch she does. And it came out too quickly from her last animation.
I need some advice. I want to do a int/fai build but the thing is I've done an int build before and I've never done much with incantations. I'm worried that if I do a int/fai build I'll over rely on spells and it will just be another int build. So I kind of want to do a fai build first and I've started one, but I just don't know, runs take a long time and I kind of want to skip right to the int/fai build. Thoughts?
>>570291057The behavior for something like that wouldn't necessarily be immediately obvious, because the value for it wouldn't necessarily stand out.For a long time, people didn't believe that godskins were button reading your heals when Elden Ring first came out. You just had to know by the feel of the timing. It *felt* like they were button reading. And because some people can't feel it, they thought people were just making excuses for being bad. But then eventually Fromsoft patched the game to make the Godskin button reads less egregious. You can still kind of tell they're button reading your heals, but they don't punish you as quickly for healing as they used to, so it appears that they're reacting to your animation, as opposed to reacting to your inputs.Anyway, the point is that dataminers miss things that are more about processes, and less clearly defined. This panic state that bosses enter has to be triggered by some process or another, but can dataminers see that process? Maybe, maybe not.
The lengths that the greasyjeet will go to just to not admit he's a bad player is incredible
>>570292339> people didn't believe that godskins were button reading your heals when Elden Ring first came outwhat? yes we did, its pretty obvious
>>570291653holy esl
>>570292563>what? yes we did, its pretty obviousYou maybe have believed it, but a lot of people didn't. If you brought it up, they would tell you you're crazy, or reading too much into it, or making excuses for being bad.
Something I figured out recently, the altered version of Thiollier's Garb goes really well with Malenia's Greaves.
should I queue or play more TMNT
>>570293089People not not accepting reality and making excuses for being bad huh?
>>570293237type B...
>>570293237Post collage of elden bling
>>570293369
>>570293403I don't have much.
>>570293527
>>570293561bro
>>570293561gay?
>>570292473>>570293369I've accepted my D or C tier status. You don't have to bring it up every conversation. You're making an ad-hominem argument.Being good at a game doesn't necessarily mean you understand the game in totality. If that were the case, then every sports coach would be a retired elite of their respective games. Every car mechanic would be an elite driver. Every game programmer would be an elite gamer. But that's not how things work, now do they?
>>570293754No I just think effeminate dudes look cute.
>>570293764True, thanks to Creasy's highly insightful coaching I've finally reached C-tier! I used to be A-tier
>>570293943>Claims to not be gay>Says very gay statement
>>570293943You are gay.
>>570293561Dude
'cc it quadratically
>>570293369>>570293527>>570293615can you refrain? she’s too good for this place
>>570293943Happy pride month
>>570294353Shut up
>>570294060>>570294174Well I've never seen a dude irl that I thought was hot or anything like that. But I do see women all the time that I think are hot.
heaven lobby
cc i want to see cc
>>570294968#blessed
gg mystery greg vs cute caked up women!
>>570295667amazing run caker squad, mistery greg and death knights and we dismantled them..
>>570295796Oh ya, we deleted both. Death Knights each down to like 2 hits after 4 seconds of the start of the fight <3 Big melee DPS squad that game.
gg gregholy shockwave on charged is always fun
>>570291653woah do your looks resemble your illustration?
queue up sussies
>>570295941it is fun even though it actually deals like 0 damageblack flame on charged is my favorite. or the explosions if you get them on fists
>>570295940yeah if u stand at a certain angle you can hit all 3 of them, you can see the purple clouds where they spawn. sadly i fucked it up that run lol
route this seed /erg/
Erg's trans women are so cool...
>>570295941I love it, thank you for dropping it. I used it to play a little scared lol, but I do love that it can revive from a distance pretty well with 1 bar. >>5702961231/3>>570296258I love that. I always line it up during that fight and it's satisfying every time, especially if everyone spams their ult.
>>570296465this this this we are such a good inclusive general
>>570296454I don't like rushing across the map for invaders but I still think this is a good route. maybe you can adjust your route if you see the circle closing in a particular way while fighting lake boss (assuming its worth fighting)
>>570296454Not that hard, just do the first fort then book it to the top right invaders and kill them, then go back to castle and day 2 you kill swamp invaders then go to crater
>>570296858also that top right invaders is completely worth going to on day 2 even if you get a raped circle placement.
>>570296579My power went out so no more queueing for me for a bit
>>570296981like this?
>>570296454did zorban lose this or something? why did you post this?
>>570297290Yes
>>570297432don't know who that is
>>570296465>>570296679so strong and cool and good at the game
>>570291803Any advice? Has anyone here done an int/fai build? Did you over rely on one type of damage?
>>570297508Yeah I've heard people complain about crater seeds being nightmare seeds with some ninvader spawns but I think people forget you can fly across the crater.It only looks like a hole in the map, it isn't actually one.
GG Gigahorse.First drop of the run was lightning iron ball lmao.
gg horseman pretty standard stuff that was
>>570298209>>570298217also got this nice affinity + negation relic, even the top line is mildly useful
>>570296258>>570295667>>570295010>>570294318>>570296465>>570296679Be quiet thread shitting maggot
>>570299130Don’t include ontopic game posts threadshitter
>>570294434no. refrain and have some respect.
>>570299258>don't include posts from one of the worst thread shitters hereNo fuck off>b-but that post in particular was on topicI don't fucking care he needs to be shot in the head
ergie cakes..
>>570299258the post was made by a bot, it probably saw "cute" or "women" (or if it's advanced just the sentiment of the post) and misclassified it
>>570299785But the worst poster is you
>>570294554Thanks for sharing.>>570299130Such a low effort falseflag. One of your worst yet. Stop being lame.
>>570300269>>570300058See >>570299130
>>570300058why are you talking to yourself
>>570300583>Thanks for sharing.I was just trying to share a cool armor combination, you guys started calling me a faggot and making it about gay shit.
>>570300583Don't describe what you're currently doing retardf
1/3
>>5703010153/1
Legendary shop is nice
relic cheater with a soft moist 2 incher
sorry chungusi I went back to the bridge to get that radahns bow since I found better negation. didn't really matter we melted her anyway
gg beeg feesh slayers
>>570291653You're taking the comparison too literally. The conqueror worm is about death being the great equalizer in the end of life, pauper and prince alike get eaten. The poem is structured as if all of mankind's existence is one big play being put on for death and it is a macabre irony that we get to experience such variety of life when in the end we all get eaten. Death is a worm with a face (personality). That's the grand scheme of the elden ring's irony. In ER the twist is death is broken under Marika's ring so the entire endeavor is truly for naught, it is the biggest form of dramatic irony the audience can see being transported into the game along with the lamenters laughing/crying or the widows dancing like looney bins or the ff fags seething in a stage-like posture of agony.
>>570301484marika's ring was shattered by the elden horse
if you want to destroy my sweater pull this thread as i walk away
gg I turned the shop fists into physical at the forge, scuimmy glitching.....
>>570300784I didn’t do that but fair.>>570300792Thanks for confirming it.
where is elf
>>570302537She's in my bed right now, what do you want?
>D4>Can't dodge ED Gladius revenge strikeCome the fuck on.
>>570302652What's the "revenge strike"?
>>570303243when he puts the sword in his mouth and retaliates if hit. Just had a duo where my bro 3 barred while I 1 barred because I expected him to be capable of dodging the attack.
>>570303325The fuck? He does that? I never noticed.I've seen him put his sword in his mouth. Which typically is a precursor to him shoving it in the ground, and pulling it backup for an eruption. But I never noticed him retaliate when hit.
>>570303462That's what I mean. The eruption is his retaliation. If you just wait out the animation he does nothing. If you hit him he does it and getsb an ATK buff. I managed to accidentally trigger it once and other times he changed into when I had a projectile in mid flight so I had no choice in it. Oh well. I shouldn't have attacked the first time.
>>570303826>If you just wait out the animation he does nothing.hmm. I'll have to look out for that. I'm not totally sure if I've ever seen him cancel the animation, or if I'm only imagining it. But to my understanding, he always performs the eruption. Or at least, I always assume it's coming. I typically wait him out when he's in that position, yet he always performs it. Perhaps my teammates have been triggering the eruption.Again, I'll have to keep an eye out for that.
say, honey, did you belong to me?tell me honey, did I pass your test?I lay as still as death until the dawnwhereupon I wrested from ur godawful lawlessness
>>570304261If no one attacks him he should just pace around aurafarming for a few steps then flick the sword back onto his back.
gg white birds
gg cute girl squad vs cute girl squad! Greataxe my beloved...
gg random pack of schizo fire witches ready to jump me the second i landed in the crater
>>570305407gg my dagger wasnt doing holy because it had lightning on explosion, i wish it did both but alas
last night I beat the first two bosses of furi while drunkit might have been impressive if they weren't the first two bosses
>>570304650>gremtroon with no 6th senseyup it's TheRaped alright
blocking trash was the right decision, grem
>>570306090apologize threadshitting r*tard
>>570306090btw kinda weird how grem has me blocked for supposedly stirring shit when he knows there's schizos like this just falseflagging every single day lol get a life
a block is all it takes for trish to show his true face huh
>>570306598and>>570305902
>>570306090you guys are so mean to trish for no reason
>>570306707this is my true face
>>570306882its their hobbie being schizophrenic in the thread, many such cases
gremtroon and mellowtroon are sensitive weirdos that block over nothing to be fair. Easily the most raped erg couple.
it is not healthy to be jealous
>>570306882it's really not for no reason + you are a stereotype of a grooming victim
don't forget to block simpo too, grem
>>570307460>>570307502you guys are literally just some cowards hiding behind being anon to spew your schizo shit, kys
simpo is working hard to defend his tranny i see
>gremtranny meltdownuh oh
yeah keep proving the point and suck my gock btw
I see the schizo (terr) has locked onto grem and mellow today. good luck fellas
>>570307549not really, I genuinely had not encountered someone with such a rancid aura as trish before, and any sympathizers for a personality like that are very pitiable people
>>570307718so tell me this mr.totally-not-trash-and-simpo: which one got blocked the most, grem or trash?
gg horse I forgot to include churches on our route...whoopsalso I'd forgotten how nice the powerstanced thrusting sword moveset is, the second attack hits with your right weapon 3 times so its good for status buildup
>>570307913>>570308086
>>570308172gg duct tape husband! No extra flasks and Heolstor making sure to hunt me down while I pray the gay away! IThe important thing was I had Frenzied Burst <3
can't answer because feeling insecure i see
i like haruhi she's so cute
>>570308172>>570308221Oh look at what I rolled. Blessed luck thanks to the Crease and the Duck. This fits perfectly into my dragon cult build.
gremtroon is extra raped this thread I see
>>570308221>>570308172That makes the third mysteryboss in a row for me.This game makes me fuming mad. Not because of the mystery bosses. But because of everything else. We won, and I'm mad.
I was surprised you didn't die up there>>570308424that is pretty good
Can't sleep, gonna get on and queue
too obvious, trashpo
>>570308574Because cupcake was already down when the boss began the attack, the boss didn't spawn any tracking balls against him.
>>570308564I'm sorry. Did I do anything to make the run more annoying? Or are you just annoyed at the game?>>570308574LOL me too. I had +4 rot build up below HP and no flasks so I felt like I had to risk it. Bless the Creasy Rock, it kept me safe. Also with this build I have the defeating enemies +1 and Incants +2 in case I get a fun spell and don't want to spear slop everything instantly, but the spear slop is there in case it's a nightmare run with bad drops and zdps.
>>570308957>Gaols>Ninvader>x5 dragon cultimpressive, the extra ult charge pairs nicely with the ult boost too
>>570308564uh sorry you feel that way dude
hail creasy
>>570309204Right? It's cozy. I have a deep green that has Dragon Cult and Affinity +1 so I can have 6x Dragon Cult and x3 +1 affinity with night invaders and gaols, but at that point it's kind of overkill and I'd like to spam the ult boost more often.
>>570308957Or are you just annoyed at the game?Just that. It's really the little things that add up. Like how the banished knight finishes his combo, and then does one last little flippy jump at the end. I would have won that exchange, if he didn't have that little extra flippy jump tacked on. it looks so stupid. He goes from complete stand still zero, to suddenly performing a slam with no wind up. It's just disrespectful. No other way to describe it. Just completely breaking all rules of motion and perception for a cheap strike.Or how Heolster moves in general. Those small little delays that make dodging his attacks so unintuitive.
I'm drinking again :)
>>570309506oink oink!!:)
>>570309506have you tried eating a bunch of carby foods while drinking like bread or fries? are you at the point where you don't feel hangovers anymore?
>>570308564I'd be mad if I got carried every run as well.
>>570307841anyone and everyone is his target at this point
>>570309432Totally understand. All those fake punish windows where they do another attack, like pulling out of the ground or the banished knight extra front flip attack. It drives me nuts every time I forget one of them. It's really annoying when you do charge attack builds because you have to get the timing exactly right or you miss a lot or eat a quick hit. I guess that's why so many people play fists because you have a quick attack so you don't get hit as much and you can interrupt them quicker. It's kind of why Greataxes have grown on me on Caker. Normally I love colossal swords and colossal weapons on her, but it's easy to get hit mid attack, but the Greataxes have similar power, but are faster so I'm not punished as much for being greedy.Also whenever I get really sick of all the delayed extra attacks, or fake punish windows, I just go lightning spear slop or beast slop and delete stuff from far away. It's not fun every game, but when the game is irritating it's nice to be the bully.
>>570310040Then you must be the maddest of all.
>>570307808post your feet
>>570310118My name isn't creasy, so I am big chilling.
>>570296454starter fort, left side ruins, castle as a wholedo both invaders day 2 then rush the volcano, skipping most of the bosses on the way
>>570310116I made the mistake of charging attack against Heolster. As soon as I did, he summons his miasma balls while I'm in the dead center of it all. I'm just really sick of openings not being openings. Where as soon as I begin my attack, suddenly the boss wants to attack, and they're a lot faster. So then the game becomes waiting for the boss to begin their attack, so that I can attack. But not if their attack is a combo. So I have to wait for their attack, then wait to see if they're going to combo or not, then I can attack. But then some of the boss attacks transition into other attacks quickly, even if it's not a true combo. So what I REALLY have to do, is wait for them to attack, check if they're comboing, and try to recall if this attack can transition into another attack. Then, finally, I may attack. Praying that lag doesn't cause them to jitter into a sudden unforeseen attack.It's just tiresome.
im bing chilling
>>570310002I usually eat a lot while drinking (gets in the way of getting drunk though), and I usually don't drink enough to get a really bad hangover
gg greg, rare double blue upgrade powerstance game
God Bless
queueing ed bosses (base) (newfriend) (trios)
>>570311317I hope it's true that it's not terrible amounts and knowing that makes me feel a sincere sense of relief
>>570312346stop with your fake concern
>>570312670humanity is back
>>570312670I can promise you it's not fake concern, but then I can't make you believe me
