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>>570252715
What is it?
>>570252715I hope he cries more in chapter 5
Personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>570252735>headcanon
Asgore will commit seppuku in his burning garden
This person hasn't played the game, and some of you retards seconded their opinon. You also havent played the game. Chalk is light candy. You are retarded.
>>570252715I just want to see suffering.
why do people call flowey a character when he doesn't even experirence qualia
>>570252715I hope he dies more
>>570252539>magical white writing instrumentSusie's got the chalk
>>570252715HUGS FOR RALSEI <3RALSEI IS THE CUTEST!! :D
>>570252978he experiences flowia
>>570252848>I need the character to be more relatable
I want to jack off Kris while hugging them from behind, using my other hand to show them pictures of Dess on my phone, whispering degrading things on their ear until they orgasm all over my hand shaking and breathing heavily.
>>570252920retard
>>570252960That's the white pen of hope? I thought it looked like a fish at first
In Chapter 5 Kris will say "I hate you Player" and you will fight them and Penumbralovania will play and Gaster will come out and whip out his cock
>>570253106doesn’t say it’s chalk mmmmmhmmm
I want Susie to show me her "white pen of hope" if you get what I mean
>>570253106The fanon wiki isn't canon
>>570252960Magic Chalk is different from regular chalk. Learn the lore.
>>570253171whip out his goner haha
THE MANTLE HOLDER'S NAME ISN'T ERAM, YOU DELUSIONAL KEKSERAM IS THE NAME OF THE FIGHT OST, IT MEANS E-RAM OR MARE BACKWARDS IT'S NOT A PERSON'S NAME
>>570253231thats in game text
Cattis don't even ask Noelles to the festival anymore they just look at them like this.
>>570253216You only get the Light Candy if Noelle gives Susie the lunch box full of chalk at the start of Chapter 2. Unless you want to argue that it's the lunch box, I guess.
>>570253098waow...>>570253319It means RAMB!!!!!
>>570253248Only acceptable rebuttal>>570253231I hope you kill yourself i hate you this made me smile and i hate you shut up
Jaru is right about everything. The player is not a direct participant in the story, but represented by a force in the world that can be read as similar or analogous to the player. In Undertale, there was Chara. In Deltarune, there is... something else. We don't know yet.
Eram is the name of the scientist, you must be talking about Eram's monster
Susie ya gotta draw something!!
>>570252960The LightCandy is specifically based on the lunchbox of chalk that Susie receives from Noelle, writing chalk could turn into something differentThe superbosses can turn into multiple kinds of items despite presumably having only a single corresponding light world objectI think there might be an even more straightforward example of same/similar light world objects having very divergent dark world representations but it doesn't come to mind right now>>570252920https://code.deltarune.wiki/ch2/gml_object_obj_ch2_lw_cutscenes_short_step_0#L335https://code.deltarune.wiki/ch2/gml_object_obj_ch2_lw_cutscenes_short_step_0#L458
I have a headache, I'm hot, my fingers hurt, my body is sore, I'm sleepy, my throat is sore
Where is my fucking purple soul fight
>>570253554>I’m hotwoah look at little miss confidence over here
>>570252715Hooman!
>>570253554dude did you get raped
Eram was an average fighter but a BRILLIANT scientist!
>>570252715I hate this stupid darkner
Some fucking rodent got into my shipment why does he have fucking bite marks all over fangamer you stupid cunts i cant even get a refund because its "not our fault we sent it early" it voids any refund. Kill yourself, scamming bastards.>>570253548Nta but that'd just be retarded,
In retrospect, it's kinda weird how Deltarune doesn't have big content creators associated with it. The biggest one might be like Joel from Vinesauce.Why is this? The biggest one was Shayy (of all people) and he was an Undertale speedrunner first and foremost.
>>570253554Please lay down and try to sleep it'll be ok
It's not true I did not put the ThornRing on Noelle! It is bullshit! I did NAWT....Oh hi Susie
Where is my fucking pink soul fight
>>570253548yeah this is cope
>>570253707I already saw that twitter post it’s normal for bendable figures and rodent bite marks don’t look like that
>>570253707Spamton gets off scot-free yet again!
Sword route is BORING!
>>570253707I'd feel bad for the customer service rep that has to deal with an insufferable person like you
>>570253724nobody wasn't to be associated with it's toxic underage troon fans
>>570253707LMAOOOOOOO you just got spamtonned>>570253724Jerma played Chapter 1 and 2 on release but stopped once he retired from streaming, and Joel is and always has been bigger than Shayy
>>570253724Music and comic dubs CARRIED the undertale era. Id say weirdly enough, jackseptiveye was the biggest guy to cover the game and its routes. Not a utdr channel persay. But now were the era of theory. There is no main big one, because its essentially just a community wide debate. Its hard to rise from the ashes and just be THAT guy whilst remaining an actual content creator
>>570253724no Merg is bigger than Shayy
>>570253897he stole the photo from xitter anyway
>>570253707Do you think that chalk turning into a consumable is unrelated to Susie eating chalk and chalk being presented to Susie for eating? Just a coincidence?
>>570253662Not to my knowledge, no>>570253727I'd love to but I got work in a few hours
*rolls around in the floor* heeheehee
>>570253707this is why i don't buy bendable figures
>>570253724Jerma played the first 2 chapters on stream and ch3+4 offstream
Why are you guys so angry all the time?
>>570253554my eyes sweat, my teeth itch
>>570253981I think the white pen of hope is chalk actually, just. You know. The light world version. Not the light candy it becomes. There you go, theres my ingenious take. You all think 2 dimensionally, think about the dark world as if it werent influenced by the light worlds actions.
>>570254081*beats you up senseless* look what you made me DO
>>570254081They're trying to let off all the rage before Suselle being canon breaks their mind
the white pen is
>>570254141have you heard of a thing called “occams razor”
white pen of hope is white-out. the liquid kind
>>570254245>Penis
>>570253707stole it from twitter awardhttps://x.com/cheriitenna/status/2065094789888897029
>>570254286No it sounds sharp
>>570254081Everything sucks except Deltarune.
>>570253926A lot of big youtubers who should easily transmit DT content like Jackscepticeye and Jerma really gave up on the game because of backseat gaming community culture
>>570253396It's amazing that no matter what will happens there, Catti wil get cucked. How do you manage to make Noelle the raging lesbian have no interest in you whatsoever.
>>570254191omnimanon…
white pen...is...wtf susie is bwc only??? kris yellow pecker can't compete...
WHAT WILL THE SECRET BOSS BE LIKE?NO RETURNING CHARACTERS, COMPLETE NEW ONE LIKE JEVIL SPAMTON ERAM GERSON, GO GO GO MAKE SOMETHING UP NOW!!!!I call dibs on a Touhou reference like that apple girl Toby made
>>570254081Sexual frustration
remembering all the retards who insisted it would release on June 19
>>570254597people need to drop this >any thing toby made in the past is the secret boss huhuhuhuit was wrong with woody it’s gonna be wrong here
>>570254386HAAA HAAA WASTED YOUR TIME BLEHHHHHHH ;PPPP
>>570254450>Jerma really gave up on the game because of backseat gaming community cultureJerma literally retired between chapter 2 to 3, he doesn't care about chat being retarded, I think he just prefers to play RPGs alone, he also said he beat "Look Outside" offstream and called it his GOTY and that game doesn't have a fanbase like Deltarune
>>570254386Worst part is he still got all those (You)s anyway
>>570254081Sometimes it feels like almost every person here is obsessed with different small parts of the game and is incapable of liking the entire thing on account of terminal autism
>>570254141I actually don't care about the white pen of hope or two seconds of trailer footage, I don't care about theories about what's going to happen, I don't care about cryptic foreshadowing, I don't think the point of a trailer is to analyze it to death, I think the chalk thing is vaguely stupid whether or not it's true, HOWEVER I care deeply about pseudo-Platonic dark world metaphysicsAnd it is important to me whether one kind of light world object can have multiple divergent dark world counterparts in principle
They're unironically right.
>"New Update">modWHY YOU LIE TO ME? WHYYYYYYYYY!
>>570254830Oh my god thats adorable you care about replies? What is the culture on this website anymore
>>570254873hi joseph bulkin
>>570254597Tsuchinoko with some crazy esoteric demiurge ouroboros shit going on which will tie to Gaster and FRIEND
>>570254873BASED
>>570254873we know, col
>>570254873Pretty sure that's what the weird route is about.
>>570254873CoL was always right. About... most everything, really. Deltarune is most fun when you FIGHT+pacify against recruitable enemies and just smash bosses outright.
fave just shat blood everywhere
>>570254873>heIt's they lil bro
>>570255043>CoL was always rightalright col thats enough self fellating
>>570254873Bloseph Jumpkin
>>570254873>theyIt's he lil bro
>>570255096Only good post right now
I have been much happier ever since I deleted twitter and you guys should do the same
Since Chapters 3 and 4 gifted /utg/ with a Jewish threadshitter can we get an Islamic or Hindu threadshitter next
use da chawlk rudy
https://poal.me/vmq4m6
>>570254931I don't give a shit about replies, doesn't mean I like to see posts meant to (You)farm tho
>>570253724UTDR are such good games that you really don't want to stream it while going in blind because the fandom and backseating can just ruin the experience for you.
>>570254873people like this dont need to worry since kris will probably be dead soon and susie and noelle will stop the roaring with the power of yuri
>>570255317Anon, they don't want to be happy, they want to be mad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_73xz8LuSKY
>>570254873>krisit’s link lil bro
>>570254873>broIt's they little he
>>570254873bulky wulky in my tummy wummy
My worse nightmare is that Deltarune has a completely unsatisfying ending that everybody hates, and completely ruins any replay because sooner or later you'll get to "that ending". It's happened to me with multiple series.
>>570255591just discard that world and move on to the next
>>570255591Yes we know you watched the TADC movie we get it. Just accept Deltarune will have an ending that will make some people satisfied and some people upset and move on
>>570255591Write your own ending, chud
>>570255382Charlie Kirk did not die for this
JAPAN
>>570255446Nah, we will make Susie into a ice statue and then have Kris and Noelle reach [Heaven] together.
Listen we all know that Toby Fox is going for the Game of Thrones Season 8 ending, okay.
I like the story of this game at a surface level
Its crazy how i only come here in the 2 weeks around updates, the type of person you hate, and yet, i get the most positive reception, the most yous, crack the best jokes. I think youre all deeply self hating, you hate yourselves, the people who are regulars, i genuinely dont get itCharisma goes a long way i guess
>>570255591you wish that deltarune will have an ending
>>570255827I made this post btw
>>570255827Yeah, sure, and you totally didn't drop out of high school either.
This is how it feels to go to /utg/ these days
>>570255671Stranger Things, Star Vs, Beastars, I've been burned before. I'm not just talking about TADC
>>570255981I did and im more successful then you'll ever be because my mom invested in bitcoin and i am not even fucking with you
Toby Fox is a larper and a fake japanologistI'll come into Chapter 5 expecting niche shit like FKMT manga, batsu game references or russo-japanese war kino and will instead get samuraislop and magical girl animeFUCK YOU Toby Fox, why did YOU get to be japanese and not me? there's not even going to be yokai past the ones you know from Touhou I bet FUCK I'm mad
>>570254475Man, that really puts "overwriting the dark with the white pen of hope" into a different context.
I invested in shitcoin and nfts and aisloppa and now i'm Spamton
>>570255745>cactus shirtmexico chapter confirmed
>>570255827its funny because its almost certainly true
>>570256213that's good
>>570255827Me too lol, generals are just always bad, it beats having to use /v/ at least that place is a shithole
I just made some buldak because life my high life expectancy is bothering me.what's up.
>>570253106That's from the Box of Chalk that Noelle gives to Susie which is probably low quality.The pen is that fancy Japanese Chalk.
>>570256030Beastars (the manga at least idk about the anime) and TADC had good endings, you're just a retard, I didn't watch the other 2
>>570255827I don't know who gave you the impression we like the regularsAnd I don't hate new people who just come in for events, I hate people who come in just to shit fling about pronouns and trans people and the culture war
>>570256334>because life my high life expectancy is bothering me.esl momento
Chapter 5 boss is traditionally animated by hand, on paper.
>>570256513i'm eating.don't be annoying.
>>570256492Just be woke in the woke game general, simple
>>570256513Leave him alone, Kraut's like 33 now. He's practically got alzheimer's now.
>>570256513Esl ≠ making a normal typing mistake retard
Fave has to hide the NSFW folders quickly when the family wants to use their PC! Fave is a paranoid wreck!
>>570256628Toby is 34
>>57025662833 and living with his dying mom utterly grim
DO YOU LOVE TV?
Deltarunetale is the only gay media I consume so I haven't lived through any of these mega disappointments like everyone else here
>>570256763no.
>>570256763I haven't watched TV in 18 years
>>570256715Hey in this economy I think we gotta start giving some graces
>>570256807you have to be 18 to post here
I'm still 53 years old. But I'll be 54 in a little over a month.
stop raping krauthe's a fellow human like you and me
>>570256702I'm kinda miffed that I deleted all my AI generated porn a couple days ago because I was in a depressive spiral. Damn, I'll never get it back...
>>570256685You seem personally offended and upset, want to talk about it?
>>570256538There is a scene where susie is a stock image of a dinosaur painted purple. The roaring is your traditional reality warping, world ending bullshit. Only thing i think i could compare it too is the last few episodes of gravity falls, just without a ruler.
>>570256896I was 21 when Undertale came out...
I know this is a reddit thing to say but people disappointed by the TADC ending genuinely have no media literacy, you'll see the same people crashing out when the ending of Deltarune references gnoticism like most JRPGs
The quill is going to give you the ability to draw items on the screen to solve puzzles, like in OkamiKris will also have a little * butthole when faced away from the camera, also like Okami
>>570256763YEEEESSSS!!
>>570256992Hot
>>570257008did people genuinely think they were gonna escape
>>570256971both of these look fat and grossI'm glad toby doesn't design ugly freak characters
>>570256992you're 31 now?
>>570257008Noelle watched the TADC ending and thought it wasn't a bad ending moreso TADC's story didn't utilize its supporting cast very well which made everything fall on Jax's shoulders to carry the show and it's a little too personal of a story to be appealing to everyone, also a lot of its surrounding mysteries were more interesting than the story itself.But that's just Noelle's opinion
>>570257013I need to rim enby ass NOW
>>570256925
>>570254450The only one I need funny Joey I can't wait to watch him play the new chapter
>>570254461>How do you manage to make Noelle the raging lesbian have no interest in you whatsoever.The examples we've been given of Catti and Noelle doing things together is Noelle petting Catti (which Noelle only did because Catti wouldn't go home otherwise, Noelle just wanted to play videogames) Noelle putting on dark makeup for a photo Catti wanted (so not Noelle's idea) and Catti talking about magic during a movie (which Noelle said she finds annoying). Three out of three are Catti making things about herself and her interests without consideration for what Noelle wants to do.
>>570256971only fat retards think asriel is fathe's a twink because he's based on college aged toby
i will say: there is no chance that deltarune ending is bad
>>570256538This will be Friend.
Why are all of the 30+ posters males?
>>570257248I’m 22
>>570257167Berdly is ok with it because Caine is fucking awesomeThat's my opinion presented as Berdly's opinion
Chapter 6 is easier to make because its redoing the timeline as the vessel. This is all i will say for now, beelieve me or not, you've been buzzed
>>570257248I'm pretty sure there's at least 2 hags here
>>570257248I wonder if the 30+ poster females are worried they are soon to become barren and if they don't make babies now it'll be too late
>>570257248I'm 26 but I feel like shit everyday so I might as well be in my 30s.
I want my slow comfy threads back I want my regulars back
>>570257371pretty sure thats only a thing dudes think about
>>570256120>niche shit like FKMT manga
>>570257189He's going to do a weed fentanyl joke 100% with all the flowers
>>570257248People like women. Women don't end up middle-aged and alone shitposting on 4chan and fapping to eastern cartoons all day.
>>570256628>still going on about your boogeyman
>>570257234Friend is going to be a rotoscoped hand, ala hylics
If we're being serious for a sec, the RPG combat in Deltarune Is really barebones. It was fine in Undertale because it's a short game, but the spare vs kill mechanic was integral to the story and each fight was a moral challenge.With Deltarune is like a 6x longer game and the basic RPG system isn't supplemented with more intricate mechanics to juggle around. No status effects or anything. The dual element system could've been an integral part of EVERY encounter but it only gets meaningfully utilized like 2.5 times.
>>570257539Shit, that would be cool too.
I was 18 when Deltarune came out and I don't like being reminded that there's people younger than me. Makes me feel like an old man.
>>570256971YES!
>>570257410Me too, but there's nothing to do except endure until thenDo it for fave, anon
>>570257486It's niche until the 70+ untranslated Nikaido chapters get translated you know I'm right
>>570257541There is no RPG, no stats or meaningful gameplay decisions. It's all smoke and mirrors. Fuzzy cwitters is all that matters
>>570257248I too like older women. But now I'm almost 30 so at this point i'm just attracted to women close to my age. The fact there are any female posters at all is an outlier to 4chan btw
When Chapter 1 came out i was 16, now i'm 51...wtf...
>>570257371I can guarantee women don't think about that
>>570257541I really like it because of how you actually play in the fights
I FIGHT every enemy because I'm a hipster and don't want to do what everyone else already does (weird route or pacifist route)I only spare Rouxls
>>570253013she's far more unhinged than Rudy. fire breathing giant turd or what will she do?
>>570254475don't worry, i'll take kris's delicious yellow penisactually no i shouldn't word it like that i sound fucking disgustingignore this post
Chapter 5 saved deltarune. The world is healing. All is well
>>570257612I was also 18, I was in my first year of college and pulled an all nighter just to do True Pacifist. I used to be the baby of my online friend group but all of a sudden everyone online became like 10 years younger than me and are all like 19-22 now and I don't really know why.
i was also 18
>>570257854The "oh fuck I only have 2 weeks to get perfect saves" spike
>>570257779I was 14
>>570257834It's ok, we all feel the same way about enby dick, It's blue sometimes as wel
If we're being serious for a sec, the RPG combat in Earthbound Is really barebones.It was fine in Mother 1 because it's a short game.With Earthbound is like a 6x longer game and the basic RPG system isn't supplemented with more intricate mechanics to juggle around. No bullet hell sections or anything. The element system could've been an integral part of EVERY encounter but it only gets meaningfully utilized like 2.5 times.
i was 40 when undertale came out
>>570257612>>570257890Wait shit, you said Deltarune, not Undertale. I was 18 when UNDERTALE came out. I'm older than you. Fuck.
>>570257410my regulars left years ago
I was a fetus when chapter 3 came out and now I'm 100 years old!
>>570257541This is genuinely the biggest problem. Redoing my saves and ive yet to really even use any equipment, i only equipped the spamton shit for the money, other than that im purely vanilla. The game feels identical to if i had equipped all of this. The actual rpg in my rpg is severely lacking and unless the next 3 chapters can't drastically improve on that, this game will always feel a little empty. Tp is an improvement on undertale but again, its not enough
I was 72 when undertale came outnow I'm 324
Mom said being non binary is just a phase. Replaying deltarune to affirm my gender identity
>>570258047Me too, thereabouts. 42 when Undertale came out, 45 when Chapter 1 dropped. I think.
>>570257983this implies you are in your 60s in current year, this is grim
You guys are fucking crazy, I was playing as Sans in middleschool and you're telling me you people were in college? gross please dont reply to me
>>570258158kris…
>>570258112When did you start being yourself?
I was 30 when Undertale came outI was 30 when Chapter 1 came outI was 30 when Chapter 2 came outI was 30 when Chapter 3 and 4 came outI will be 30 when Chapter 5 comes out.
>>570257248There was an old ass hag in the last few threads.
>>570257983>be me>14 when homosuck came out>still here with zoomies at 30Sigh
>>570257410
So many MILFs and DILFs in this general...*Tugs shirt collar and release a large cloud of extremely hot steam*
>>570258158Toriel is a chud and she's accepting, if she can be nice so can your mom, show her toriel porn
>>570257541Deltarune is a walking simulator with minigames.It doesn't want to nor it's trying to be a real RPG because Toby decided to make more gimmicks instead of improving real RPG gameplayI just don't get why he chose to do this. Look Outside is a quirky story heavy game the way he likes it and that plays out like a real RPG.
You know most of the lyrics, don't pretend you dont
>>570258294Logan's Loophole...
>>570258314point and laugh at this unc i'm 21
>>570257248there are more normalfag women than normalfag men. 30+ women have overwhelmingly integrated into society and have social circles they get their stimmies from, whereas more men slip through the cracks and end up with nobody else to talk to except other freaks on the internet with a fondness for the same videogame. not to mention women aren't really on 4chan in general, they just do not interface with society in the way that'd lead them to be in /vg/ at 30+ to the degree men are
>>570258416Im older than you by a year go do your homework kid
i was 10 when undertale came out i think. i never played it until last year though. although undertale was still a decent part of my childhood due to undertale being everywhere on youtube and stuff.
>>570258351We chase PILFS here (gender neutral)
All of these anon's ages are canon.>But how?Picrel
it is time for the announcement
>>570258416Look just believe in yourself and work hard. Don't be like me, gamer.
>>570258459most tunnel vision solipsistic naval gazing comment of all time
>>570257367>>570258303I don't believe that desu. It's hard enough to believe that there are men nearing their 40s here
>>570258416omg me too yayyy twins twins twins!!!
im 85 years old
>>570258314I'm about your age but I missed out Homestuck because I thought the fans were cringe, spitting into buckets and getting sharpie poisoining. Then I got into Undertale because it was basically an Earthbound ripoff and I loved Earthbound, not realizing I was integrating with the Homestuck fandom. I kind of regret it now, especially now that everyone was pogging over the Homestuck reference to Lord British in Chapter 4. I'll probably have to cave in and try to understand Homestuck before Chapter 7...
>>570258554HE LOOKS LIKE HE FUCKS HUMAN MEN
>>570258670Newfag?
>>570257502I will prove you wrong in 5 years
>>570258659i think i'd pass out from cumming too hard if this happened
>>570258670Ok, you don't believe it and that's ok but that means you're wrong
>>570258789human thems*
>>570258593holy buzzword salad, are you going to tell me how i'm wrong or are you just upset that girls use 4chan less than boys
>>570258670People don't just stop aging or die at 40. I dunno why people seem to have a hard time understanding this
There are WOMEN around here?!*barricades doors and windows with planks and nails*
>>570258659i am glad your faggot power fantasy is not canon.she will be used up.
>>570258659where's the rape?
is it me or the timer on the site is going slower??https://deltarune.com/why is it so slow???
>>570257248 the 30+ goonettes that are into vidya and hentai are still all on twitter
>>570258993>ip grabbing link
>>570258932It's incredibly self centered to think that women don't struggle socially as much as men do
why are all the kids sitting on the floor?
There's people in this general RIGHT NOW that are so young you're old enough to be their mom or dad
>>570258943>There are WOMEN around here?!Not right now, no. Thread's been so shit since the Ch5 reveal they mostly stopped posting
>>570259063im 19 haha~ i need a daddy to take care of me
it is time for ANOTHER announcement
I hope utg still exists by the time I reach witchhood so that I can keep faveposting and shitposting with you guys
>>570258993It seems normal to me.
I imagine that being 40-50+ isnt that bad if you’re not obese, a smoker, or a drinker
>>570259060dude all the fatasses are on the couch
>>570258964did you forget? you were used up
>>570258659Oughh reverserape dommy noelle is peakk
Is there a name for when you start liking a piece of media less and less the more new episodes/chapters/sequels/etc come out?
>>570259187it works for me.
>>5702586704chan's been here since 2005
>>570259063Not unless I got someone teen pregnant. I didn't even go to prom though. I've never even held a woman's hand lol
>>570259232losing interest
>>570259086o noooo!! da scawy thwead chased all the girls away!!! we're too sensitive.. :((( i'm scawed of the 4chawn..
>>570258993DO NOT CLICK THIS LINKDELETE COOKIESDELETE YOUR BROWSER GO OFFLINECHANGE YOUR IPUNPLUG YOUR ROUTER FOR 15 SECONDSSMASH YOUR PCSMASH YOUR MONITORBLOCK YOUR DOORSCLOSE THE BLINDSDO NOT ANSWER FOR ANYONE
>>570259132GOATS STINK GOOD
It's really funny how obvious the new guys are (if you're returning from a months long break you're also new) because of the total vibe shift in the thread.
You must be 30+ years old to reply to this post.
>>570259315I mean I didn't say that but alright
kris sex in 12 days 20 hours and 20 minutes!
My fucking head is killing me
it is time for a THIRD announcement
>>570259386I'M OLD!
taoist anon was right btw you're all wasting your energies
>>570259365Yes, it is very obvious and has always beenThey don't even try to fit in so it makes them stand out even more
>>570259325One small problem: I am already inside your home
>>570259535I can't wait!
I heard from a trustworthy(I think) source there's an anime fmv(like 1 and half minutes long) in chapter 5 that was animated by a notorious japanese studio(no, not ghibli)
>>570259537Same, I unironically think retard fast speeds actually give me migraines
i can't believe soon we will have new faves, new anons, new discussions, new baits, new stimmies, new everythings.yay
>>570259535>>570259650Kris is BUILT for it/its cock
>>570259570asriel found jesus
>>570259650we should fuck to pass the time
I miss tennafaggot…
>>570259787that's pretty gay kraut
>>570259713Studio Khara's DELTARUNE 5.55: Love is (not) Destructive
>>570259325Oh look, it's the guy from Street Fighter III
>>570259713JEVIL WILL RETURN IN JUJUTSU KAISEN SEASON 4???!!!
im a diddy
I know that feeling the younger people here have.>30? That's so old. I can't imagine being that age!And then it comes for you. You're no longer the kiddo. You're the unc. And everyone is calling you what you used to call all the 30 year old content creators you used to watch. And you're getting more gray hairs than you used, and you can't lose weight as easily as you used to, and you feel the weight of time's hands around your neck, and you realize that you are not immune to time, as it comes for you, as it comes for everyone.
it is time for the FINAL round of announcement
>>570259729I don't dislike faster threads per se but I would very much rather not have them because the faster threads always and without fail are the ones with the most bait, pointless discussion and genuine retards in themI want quality over quantity
>>570259859>he doesn't know the krisfag loregrim telly about the state of the thread
>>570259845
>>570259575That was doomer being funny.
Why do so many new people come to /vg/ when /v/ constantly says /vg/ sucks, you’d think shit would be more insular
i wish i was a mecha that was armed with nukes so i can rape the world
arg mail responses when?playstation achievement leaks when?ost names leak when?
i hope my fucking agoraphobic fave ever leaves the fucking house in this stupid game
>>570260102doomer left
>>570260113/v/ thinks everything sucks except racism and little girls so it's kind of hard to feel like they discerning taste
>>570259946i wish for that one anon to have his fish
>>570260204you just lionized /v/
invertoby is low-key spooky.
I would get a Tenna birthday cake like this if I had friends
>>570260113/v/ is literally the worst board on the entire website since covid happened
There is nothing sexy about goats. Have you ever fucking smelled a goat? Been attacked by one? Loathsome little creatures.
why does time not go faster? still 13 days left is too long
>>570260458[MADE IN HEAVEN]...!
More like 13 gays
What if Deltarune's endgame featured a dilemma as to how you're supposed to save the world from the Roaring without sealing away Castle Town but Toby couldn't figure out how to make it work with the established rules so he just had Kris sleepwalk into a guy who just gives them the exact power they need to do that
im what you call a tranny ass faggot
>>570260198Where did he go?
>>570260313That's only because you also think everything sucks except racism and little girls because you're a freakish outcast nobody likes
>>570260639THIRTEEN NAKED HUMAN COWBOYS AT ASRIELRANCH
>>570259051>social reject that never found a place among others and turns to kurdish stone-stacking forums for connectionis, in my experience, an overwhelmingly male demographic, this website as a foremost example. women can have the same problems but they demonstrably do not experience it in the same numbers hence the original "why are all the 30+ posters men" post. or the current gender war thing with men going insane because they're ugly and nobody loves them in numbers disproportionate to women experiencing the same thing
>>570260752we're all a bunch of freakish outcasts that nobody likes if you think about it
>>570260850Excheese me sir
>Start Chapter 5>Going through Menus>Kris is now LV 2Your reaction?
>>570260838This is my digital circus and I’m just here to enjoy watching it.
>>570260838Speak for yourself manNot being racists and not liking little girls has at least given me somewhat of a social life
Stop replying to incels for the love of god TALK ABOUT DELTARUNE WHAT WOULD TENNA THINK OF YOU WASTING YOUR TIME LIKE THIS HUH?
>>570261029who would they have killed?
>>570261118sans
Fave is real but keeps asking someone called chat if this is real
>>570261029What the fuck Kris, if you wanted to kill Sans you shouldve just said so I'm always down for that
>>570261096we all know you don't have a social life
>>570261029My entire party is LV 4 I think
>>570261109Tenna the chapter 3 character? This is the chapter 5 thread now.
>>570261209It's really easy to be something other than a racist pedophile anonIf you can do that I'll take back my comment about you
>>570261109Tenna is currently thrilled the entirety of Mexico is about to turn on their TVs to watch the Soccer World Cup
>>570261259I assume he meant in the Light World where LV is separate from the Dark World's LV and probably reflects Level of Violence like Undertale
>>570261109But I am daydreaming about Tenna instead of replying to incels, though!
>>570261096But at what COST, man? At what COST?!
>>570261275I think we should make 5 different generals, one for each chapter
Toby should go back and make Kris a few pixels taller in certain parts of the game for literally no other reason but to fuck with people
>>57026016923rd and 22nd respectively.
>>570261109Tenna is literally the poster boy for using unhealthy distractions as coping mechanisms
Kris's piano song is called 74 not because the song is in 7/4 time signature but because Kris's final form will be 7 foot 4 inches.
>>570261374ermm itsh called futbol
>>570261402LV 18 Kris creepypasta...
>>570261430And a trash thread for not just every character but every possible ship combination too, gonna need new boards to hold all the threads.
>>5702615477 feet tall4 inches long penis
>>570261363holy projection
>>570260113Zero /v/ posters come over here your just looking for an outside force to blame.
>>570261547Kris is about 74 inches
If the OSTs get leaked again I'm isolating myself from all Deltarune discussion until the game comes out for me to play because I don't want to get spoiled on some shit like DARKER YET DARKER (Vs. Gaster)
Stop replying to thins for the love of god TALK ABOUT TVSLOP!WHAT WOULD MIKE THINK OF YOU WASTING PRECIOUS CALORIES LIKE THIS HUH? said tenna, crying in front of the mirror after another binge eating episode
>>570261642>4 inches>long
>>570261649hey…you don’t seem to be around these parts…*squeezes your belly*
>>570261649/v/ comes here just to say they are from /v/ all the time like anyone cares. All our worst posters are in both threads, trash, subreddits, and discords you can’t avoid them anywhere.
>>570261698im still a bit sad that i clued in that the knight would show up at the end of chapter 3 because of "BLACK KNIFE" and where it was placed in the soundtrack listif the ost leaks again im more than likely looking at it again though because i cant help myself. im a lost cause
>>570261647You said I lionized /v/ by saying they only like racism and little girls bruh what do you mean projectionNevermind this is a waste of time
What's wrong with being a racist, incel, and or a pedophile
>>570260796right I forgot you live in everyone’s head and know everything about other people
Deltarune should get its own dedicated board it not fair that only that one cartoon ever got one.
i cant see kris as absolutely hung but i could see them with a 6 incher
>>570261754That's proper English
>>570261698I have your address I'm slipping a paper under your door with a "AH YAMERO (Spamtenna Love Hotel)" screenshot on it
>>570261649>There are no /v/ posters in /utg/>Here, we are safe>Here, we are krisgenderstimmies
post gay danses
>>570260736>>570260198am I to blame?
>>570261879It's all about proportionsA 6 incher on a 4'9 midged like Kris would look huge
The blue flower ranger is going to be so hot
Deltarune is Vagueposting: The Game
That's enough, Proboscis Ralsei
>>570261857if women want to be recognized as sharing the social plights of men they shouldn't tell them that they're worthless for experiencing them
>>570261879Yeah that's proper average size It's what I'd choose too
>>570261848What’s wrong with being tasquetoilet, temturd, or kraut? The triumvirate of tards.
5.5 is average size, actually. Slight mistake, there. 5.5 is average.
>>570262020all women said that? every single one?
Okay enough fighting we're all miserable here let's just enjoy Deltarune together at least
Asgore would have supported Charlie Kirk
no lets keep discussing incels and how beautiful they are
>human soul colored flowers in flower king>human soul attack pattern in the flower king dark world trailer>kris explicitly can't remove the soul in dark worlds>"IT'S KRIS ATTACKING US! KRIS IS THE CYAN SOUL!"how do people come to this conclusion?
>>570262161fine, c'mhere, give me kissy~
>>570262132enough that "incel" is now a widely recognized term of derision, yeah. but my point isn't that it's "all women" and i never said it was, i've been saying "less women than men" from the beginning
>>570257248Last time 4chan posted demographic data about 94% of the user base was male and the woman posted nearly 80% of the time in /y/ and /cm/ with /co/ as a distant third.It's just basic statistics. If most of the posters are male most of the 30 year olds will be male.
Stop talking about my penis, and let's talk which countries chapter 6 and 7 will take place in?
>>570262276Your dad fucks dead deer lmao.
>>570262205That's why we're killing him next chapter thank you toby
>>570262205We are asgore dreeemurrrr we caaarrry the souuuullss
>>570262325Chapter 6 is set in penisland (Sweden)Chapter 7 is set in ballsland (Finland)
>>570262205Dess would've shot him, and that idea makes my pee pee feel strange>>570262327that's why I love burying my massive cock inside doomer. he's dead in the head and soul.
>>570262325Brazil! we love Brazil
>>570262307If we’re allowed to group demographics together, then men should stop raping and killing women if they want to be respected. Get back to me once you’ve got that one out of the way.
>>570260796i feel this user is projecting and the choice of words reflects personal investment.
>>570262345I knew the Weird Route was the right one.
6% of the userbase is female, and ALL of them are already my wives.
>>570262205Look at my fucking dad bro
>>570262512trvke
nothing wrong with rape either yall gotsta read summadat niezcthe
>>570262380We woooork for the mayooor we leeeettt the flowers growww..
What if Kris pointed at you and said "Tonight....you..."
>>570262307>enough that "incel" is now a widely recognized term of derisionbecause men never call other men incels of course. disingenuous twat arguing about his headcanons. no one will be able to change your mind because you've already decided your truth so everything you see will be in service of confirming your own beliefs rather than taking the ego hit of being wrong.
Tenna would HATE YOU for not ignoring and reporting incels for posting off-topic garbage
im an incel because im too ugly for anyone to have sex with me
I miss being a teenager i was a twink like kris and now im just hairy and sad and i dont even want long hair anymore and i dont even get to fuck hot purple lizard pussy
im an inchcel because im a little caterpillar hee hee inch inch mmm i will eat some leaves today heee hee and make a cocoon eee hee hee
>>570262621you couldn't even spell nietzsche right.nietzsche was a fucking moron.
>>570262748I'd dogeza on the floor and say "Yes my They'dy..."
>>570261937>image status?saved>question you asked in your post?not answered >credit given to the artist?norating my own post 10/10, i'm overall unbothered, in my lane, flourishing, moisturized or however the phrase went.
>>570262843I'm an incel and tenna is my fave actually so he would love me!
Do you think Toby has the balls to call out Nostalgia as inherently fascist and will criticize the players who want to seek escapism in the dark fountains since a lot of them are tied in Nostalgia?
You guys excited for... Chapter 5...ah forget it...
>>570262967What is your favorite germanic existentalist
I don’t think I’d feel anything if 4chan got shut down before 2030.
>>570263049Shut the hell up Alan Moore. Go back to fapping over rape.
>>570263027Tenna would correct your misogynistic heart with his cock
>>570263057not right now, we are currently busy calling eachother moids, foids and incels for some reason.i didn't pay attention, i dont know why they're so mad.
If nostalgia is fascist then call me Hitler.
Tenna’s employees cook his meals for him but he says he knows how to direct best selling game shows on TV Time.He says he's on a diet but he breaks every scale he weighs himself on.He is an overweight obese TVSlop devourer.
>>570263106I would feel immense joy if 4chan got shut down RIGHT NOW but it should have been shut down back in 2021 a month after chapter 2, covid ruined this website forever, I need it permanently gone, delete twitter and reddit too
>>570263296then where are we supposed to go
My life is so fucking gay and not even the good kind of gay either. It's the bad kind of gay.
DECEMBER doesn't like the rape jokes you guys are making at her expense
>>570263049Obviously not since he adores Y2K nostalgia garbage (see Noelle's entire character) but it'd be based if he didHe's not as woke as he should be, but at least he's not a chud so It's ok
>>570263082exis- what?i read poetry, not philosophy.you can have some S.S. Leithefte if you wish.philosophy is for those who wish to strengthen their beliefs or explore what they find agreeable.i know what i believe in and i dont need anyone to tell me.yes, i have those.
https://poal.me/z4ok60
i wish i was a little boy and was left unsupervised with dess but alas i am a fat 50 year old turkish man
I want my drawfags back
So is FRIEND one of Noelle's headless cats? What's the significance of it being a cat, let alone one made of balls like the ones from Petz?
>>570263374AWAY!!!
>>570263523Check again
>>570262771>because men never call other men incels of course.even if men call other men incels, and i'm not saying they don't, what i'm getting at is that the term is a nearly male-specific signifier of social dysfunction or low status and there just isn't a female equivalent, hence my belief that yeah, there are more socially dysfunctional men than women on the internet. saying that i'm a bad person and self-centered for thinking this isn't going to change my mind because i haven't actually been convinced that i'm wrong, just told that i'm a naughty boy.
I want to be like Tenna but I'm a 166cm tall Tunisian man.
>>570263657you couldn't come up with a reply for >>570262512
>>570263525powerful kara boga moment.
pumping tenna full of lard and seed oils while he sleeps so he keeps gaining weight, unsure of why its happening and he slowly spirals into a exhaustion fueled depression leading to his exponential growth, and eventual heart attack death nobody showed up to his funeral either. that [boob tube] had it coming!
>>570263523>Dess won despite only being added laterKris botted this poll
I wish I could scam people like Spamton but I'm just an average bangladeshi telecom scammer
>>570263657>there just isn't a female equivalent"crazy cat lady" has been a thing for decadesi like catty also
>>570262512what color are the men that do it the most? is there a disproportionate group that can be categorized?all tax brackets?all colors?all religious affiliations?all identifiers equally or realistically similarly distributed?
>>570263770>get back to me once you've got that one out of the waywell it's not like rapes and murders are going to stop happening so i can't meaningfully engage with what they've presented
>>570264036so you're saying people can't control the actions of others in their demographic? then why did you say >>570262020 ?
I got the 24th-26th off no questions asked :)
Why argue with incels on 4chan when you know they aren't going to change? just talk about Deltarune instead
oh yeah it's moid vs foid timechapter reveal stimmies wore off
>>570263779His face is looking strange, too long for supposedly being fat
>>570264152my manager played deltarune so I don't think I can get away with it
>>570263572FRIEND is a cheshire cat
>>570264185anon, you are on 4chan.everyone is an incel.you are not arguing with incels.its just friendly fire with varying levels of self-awareness and trying to pretend it does not involve you in some way, sweet pea.
>>570264185you're right, sorry. chapter fiiiiiiiiiiiive
>>570264256just finish your tasks and your manager will give you days off to delta your rune
>>570264331Bro it's not 2016 anymore we all had sex by now, right?
>>570258783I'll tell you what I tell everyone else: you really don't need to read Homestuck to "get" utdr, not even a little. If you like Toby's sense of humor there's some bits you'll enjoy and Megalovania v2 is still great but overall it's just not worth it. It's not the early 2010s anymore the magic is gone. On the other hand, Problem Sleuth holds up
US MEN ARE SUPERIOR TO YOU MUHAHAA
>>570255026is it
>>570264331am i the only traumatized used goods whore in this thread?
>>570264331>everyone is an incel.incel doesn't just mean "can't get laid"incel means like, "i can't get laid it's the world's fault not mine and i'm going to become a white supremacist and shoot up a school because of it"said Politics Bear
imagine a /utg/ boy and an /utg/ girl having a baby together
Deltarune is an incel game. Made for incels. Toby himself is an incel. His games are all about how women should forgive lonely men for their faults and SPARE/have sex with them.
>>570264509>white
Charlie Kirk...Charlie Kirk...Charlie Charcharcharcharcharlie Kirk...*sung in Gerson's motif rhythm*
You have to be at least kind of an incel to be a game developer desu. Like instead of going on dates and meeting partners you're deliberately spending your limited time on this earth to make something potentially nobody will give a shit about.
>>570264554didnt tobystalker confirm toby is married?
>>570264542La creatura....
You guys made me think Politics Bear said a lot of stuff but he actually doesn't say very much in game
>>570264116>then why did you say thatbecause i'm embittered due to personal experience. i admit that i've self-defeated in this particular instance, but it doesn't really change the reality of more men using 4chan than women for some nebulous reason. if you can't believe it's because men experience the factors that lead one to 4chan on a greater scale than women, fine, i don't think you're really interested in presenting a counter-argument you just want to be technically correct. i don't know everything about other people, but i know what i've lived and i know what i've seen and something tells me it isn't going to change
>>570264640>Masahiro Sakurai out of nowhere
>>570264491You're not a whore or used goods and It's ok, anon is just larping being a shiggydiggy era channer, most of us have dated people
Politics Bear is a crypto fascist and thats fine
>>570264683Just like real politicians
I hope Mr. Samurai makes a new Smash Bros with Susie in it
>>570264383no numbers that's the other mewgenics fan. you really are the thread's golden retriever aren't you?
>>570264782No we haven't, what the fuck are you talking aboutNobody will ever love me
>>570264491>you were used up, but canon irlbuy a car to prevent getting train run over you.
>>570264683diaps guy is behind everything
>>570264890im an incel and i would love you so so much
>>570264554Toby is plowing temmie on the daily the full game would've been out in 2023 if they weren't having sex all the goddamn time
>>570264491What do you mean traumatized used goods how many people did you have sex with?
>>570264683Just don't ask what he does behind closed doors.
>>570264890over a decade of the undertale fandom existing and you didnt grab a single baddie during your teenage years? come on
heats flamesman believes sakurai shouldve worked on air riders more and smash ultimate does not need a sequel right now
>>570264152the flower rudinns have grown on me
>>570264491Don't reply to >>570264978 just know it doesn't define you whatsoever
hots fireguy thinks they should just keep rerelease ultimate forever with more and more characters until theres like 1000 characters.
>>570264978ive hooked up with several people off of grindr in the past year after a real bad experience left me feeling insecure about myself
>>570264808Politics Bear actually runs the Democratic League of Hometown in direct opposition to the National Deer Party's Forever Mayor Carol on the download. He's been behind several failed assassination attempts against Carol
>>570264884Your dad fucks dead deer!
Alphys swears that way more sites used to have loading screens that showed percentages rather than just generic buffering logos
>>570264884I CAN MAKE TASQUE MANAGER JOKES AT WHOEVER I PLEASE GRRAAAAHHH
why are some of my save files exes and some txt files?
>>570264782>most of us have dated people...
>>570259143*Spamton and Tenna waddle out sadly*
>>570265195I'm sorry you went through that, it seems like a bad environment to meet people and grow meaningful relationships
>>570265281Alphys remembers when sites had splash pages and welcome pages before you entered and weren't all the same dogshit hamburger layouts designed for mobile and actually had soul.
FAVE HAS A STUPID MIGRAIN, BACK PAIN, NECK PAIN, FOREARM PAIN, FEET PAIN AND IS TIRED OF LIVING
OKAY FUCKERSI AM TIRED OF THE INCEL-SHITWHY IS OMEGA FLOWEY'S PATIENCE-SOUL ATTACK IN DELTARUNE?
>>570265023I am a black hole of charisma.
To better emulate my hero Toby "Robert" Fox, in my video game, all the male characters will be ugly while all the female characters will be beautiful
>>570264509i can't get laid and i know it's my fault and i'm going to kill everyone in /utg/ because it makes me so sad
Ralsei and Susie aren't in the flowey battle because they're in his belly :(
>Have a boyfriend>Haven't turned 30 yetI'm living life on easy mode ova he
>>570265476Toby decided it would be funny to put it in the trailer to make is freak for two weeks it won't actually be in
>>570265476Because Chapter 5 will have characters called the Flower Rangers, a power rangers parody for each flower. Their attack patterns are all modeled after the attacks Omega Flowey uses. That attack is the Light Blue Ranger who uses a sword.
>>570265476Its kris vs the player & a red heiring.It makes no sense to be the flowers, the attacks in undertale are what they used to survive. Kris uses a knife. Are people expecting a gun flower? Tutu flower? Frying pan flower? Stupid. Theyll be characterised in a different, better way.
>>570265503I am too, but people like it.i get invited to shit that i don't feel get better with me being there.
I'm a white hole of charisma, constantly exuding it out of myself, radiating it everywhere.People get hot and bothered from my charisma, it practical glows off of me and turns people to jelly.That tumour growing on your neck? Thanks to my charisma.
>>570265520And the male characters will still get more porn from yaoiGODS
>>570265476what would you do if flowey is in chapter 5 and the first thing he does is smash through the screen and throatfuck you with his vines?
>>570265476Toby is rehashing shit because he's lazy
>>570265476because we're going to fight Asgore's soul-colored flowers
You know what the problem with Deltarune is?No Hotland vents.
im an incel ask me anything
>Kraut is tired of the incel posting and is defending womenOld age is reforming our favorite Neo-Nazi.
>>570265195Just chill for now and look for a permanent partner later, nothing to feel insecure about
>>570265476asriel comes back from college for the festival and brings his 6 new human friends with him who all turn out to be evil so you fight them
Get out of my Hotland vent or I'll have you bent
>>570265784What time is it
Ok we get it there's virgins and sluts in here who fuck 100 people every day, now let's get to the important conversations:How heavy is Tenna's ass?
>>570265824time for you to get a watch:D
>>570265808thats the conclusion ive come to after all that
>>570265817i got a shard in 'ere last night
>>570264634I think Toby is going to put a We Carry the Flame joke in chapter 5.
>>570265784How long approximately has it been since last rainfall and do you have a rain catcher outside to monitor it?
These blackout curtains are GREAT. I haven't seen the sun in two weeks. My life needs no light but FAVE!
>>570265895It's the right one, good luck!
>>570265824uhhhhhhhhhhh.............. 8:44pm>>570265878why would you say that now he thinks i said that you ruined everything i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you>>570265919uhm.... er..... i think it rained about 3 hours ago.. and i dont have a rain catcher..
>>570265454Welcome to my life
>>570265625if its kris vs the player that means it might still have the "dodge long enough for a command to replace one of the bullets" bitwho do you think will answer our call for help if this isnt weird route exclusive
>>570265784What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
>>570266019hold on i have to chatgpt that first
>>570261698Seeing Mike's name in the 3 & 4 list would have weakened the Sweepstakes chair + darker than dark + Friend + Mike namedrop true combo at the start of Chapter 3, so I don't regret leaving the threads when that happened and I would absolutely do it again.
>>570265912TOBY FOX WOULD NOT FUCKING SUPPORT CHARLIE KIRK BEING ASSASSINATED
>>570264634I’m dead!
>>570265784Whats it like living in the united kingdom
I'm so fucking nervous For some reason I'm way more scared of ch5 sucking than 3+4
>>570265712be honest, who the fuck knew that glaceir was a flowey remix.
>>570266019African or European swallow?
>>570266143rip
I MANUALLY RENAMED MYSELF IN THE SAVE FILES WITH TEXTEDIT AND IT STILL ISN'T SHOWING ANY DIFFERENCE IN THE GAME WHYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAA
>>570265932Mine keep curling up and letting light shine through it sucks>>570266152Chapter 3 was so fucking amazing, I really doubt Toby will be able to surpass himself again, that was his magnum opus IMO
DIAPSGUY WILL RETURN IN DELTARUNE: CHAPTER 5
Every decision Toby makes is because he is out to get me specifically
Is Charlie Kirk going to be the new "I ate king yumyum" shit to instantly shit up a thread now
>>570266153Toby Fox would think all the jokes are very funny. In this world...its kirk or be kirked.
>>570252915look, there's a bleeder!i still feel like i don't know how to do good angry expressions (which is funny considering how i understand chara as a character). but i'm happy with the rest of it.
Im not really against it being Kris vs The Player, but what does Kris think he would gain from it? He knows our powers, he knows he can't win a fight against us no matter how much of a disadvantage he puts us in, what would be the point? And if we're the instigator and not him, does that mean Toby just slipped weird route footage into the trailer?
>>570266237>swallowswallow
>>570266237...I don't know that.>AUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH
>>570266174It’s gonna be a bloodbath of faves, theories, and expectations topped off with another cliffhanger and wait again. It will be brutal.
>>570266015I think one of the attacks will slash open the box giving us an opportunity to flee or something, just an onslaught of attacks for a couple of minutes. Wouldn't be able to use your items, wouldn't be able to act or fight>>570266295Did you rename the vessel or the vessel creator?
>>570266295you can't choose who you are in this world
>>570266171it's a shithole but at least the weather is cold and damp and rainy just how i like it
What if Chapter 5 contained the entire completed Yandhi album
>>570266343OOOHOHOHO!>>570266353It's they/them pronouns for Kris
>>570266337Honey the thread was already shit. But yes since it triggers chudcels and they cant help but be baited.
>>570266353Chapter 5 is going to involve asgore, greater family drama, certainly actual dess content. There could be many reasons, from trauma, to us getting too close to "the answer" whilst alone in the dark world. Asgore has a corkboard full of stuff, who knows how thatll personify in the dark
How come Vincent Valentine has his own third person shooter but Sans doesn't? Is Sans not actually a top-class JRPG heart-throb popular with teen girls after all?
>>570266353>He2026 lil bro, grow up
>>570266353Kris already kicked the shit out of you in the trash can, it could be an act of desperation on weird route
Most of Deltarune Chapter 5 is actually just a Kart racer.
>>570266574but have you considered that Sans has AU variants and Vincent Valentine doesn't?
kris has a penis therefore he is a boy
>>570266703>you boot deltarune ch5>instead of playing the game, it gives you a signable PDF to register for employment.
>>570266746What about Vincent Valentine and Vincent Valentine (Remake Trilogy Timeline)
Kris 100% knows FRIEND already
He's the angriest Addison you ever heard
I think kris vs the player is much more of just a petty conflict, something isnt going to go well, ultimately we'll fuse again as we cant continue, it brings us closer, maybe even accepts us a little bit more.I dont think this will be the grand vs kris end game chapter 7 weird route snowgrave echidna pluey phantasm
>>570266662That has a direct reason for happening, so what would we have done in the dark world that makes kris, who is now alone without even noelle (on his side of the screen at least) to make him finally tear us out mid dark world and fight?
>>570266295nevermind I fixed it I just forgot to rename myself in the dr.ini file
>>570266786>"[PLAYER]">WISELY DONE>WE WILL SEE YOU UP AHEAD
>>570266830cuck
>>570266839We dont fucking know lmao the chapter isnt out, i can't spin a fanfiction here. I dont know what the conflicit will be, im working on the same information as you are.
https://poal.me/ijmrxn
>>570266930What are you, a chicken?
>>570266930bulk
>>570266839Maybe it's after Susie and Ralsei get sword'd like in Mantle? Doesn't the section where you control the black deer instead of Kris happen after that?
>>570266930Quit spamming Bulkin A Song of Ice and fire is poorly written garbage by the way
>>570266930Circk
>Charlie Kirk mentioned>Chuds immediately start misgendering KrisNot subtle...
>>570267052Poomp de Moosclays....
>>570266993The trick here is I answered the question for you, if it's weird route we know Noelle is with Kris. We dont see Noelle on Kris' side of the field, and the right side of the field is offscreen. We cant exactly have a fight if we dont have something with HP to drain right?
Women don't even lust over the classics like Sephiroth and Vincent Valentine anymore they lust over random TobySoft background character #444352523
>>570266174Genuinely the only thing I’m scared of is autistic waifufags having a schizophrenic tantrum and rendering the general functionally unusable for at least a solid month
>>570266885i don't know if its normal to be this mindbroken by two people starting with G.
>>570267214gpippins
>>570267160I think they do both
>>570267002Who are the fucking freaks voting for Spamton ewwww
>>570267160They lust over the Love and Deepspace guys and track their periods with them
>>570267160they're currently lusting over a minecraft arg horror skribly called 'verity' at the moment and it's just a smiley face
>>570267268spapoosy
https://poal.me/j32yc3Is it kris or is it flowers
>>570266337I’ve been assuming the k*rkshit is a double Doomer/Temfag bit for different reasons
>>570267160You can't tell me this isn't the most fuckable design on the planet
>>570267002Total enby pussy victory...
>>570267302look man I don't think that's female specific when there's shit like Dandy's World porn
>>570267214Gharlie Girk is an icon.
i have never clicked nor do i intend to click in the future, your stupid poll links that are IP adress diggers
genee good:
>>570267442What the shit is Dandy's WorldI really do feel like an old man now
>>570267541
>>570267380don’t forget developershart, it’s a triad of retardation
>>570267440Kris has the tightest bussy
>>570267450i bet you think you're hilarious and i hope you know that's all that counts.
>>570267450why the fuck do you guys make fun of a father being murdered in front of his family but get upset at kris being called a man fuck you i hope you get banned
>>570267570all I know about it is there's object heads and it's on Roblox which is enough for me
I hope you guys didn't show UTDR to friends in school
>Kris... I just don't think it's a good idea to get so angry over some characters, y'know?>I mean, it's not like it's real life, faha! Did Dess smack you too hard with the wiffle bat again?
I bet the Kirk bullet casing would make a hilarious Darkner.
>>570267645lol
>>570267450>>570267645ebin samefag
kiddo that right-wing grifter had a family
>>570267268He's the only one with a canon pussy, so he wins by default.
>>570267645LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BYE BYE
>>570267674I was more into Dark Souls and Smash Bros when Undertale first came out.
>>570267781>people who think differently than me>and people who have interests that do not coincide with mine>should fucking DIE!!!>they should be SHOT and DIE!!!Spamton...
Do you think the hole in charlies neck would be big enough to fuck or?
>>570267781You know who ELSE has a family?
>>570267779You're going to screw up your S rank bro....
>>570267783TRUTHNUKE
>>570267913MY MOM
>>570267941>mspaint edit
>>570267674I showed my dad Spamton, but that's pretty much it.
AGAIN? Man this is not worth the slight stimmies I'm out
I don't like Kirk but this bit that's being forced is painfully unfunny.
undertale/deltarune?
Kris.... did you just do a [big shot]?
>>570267781>getting Kirk away from his psycho wifeBased
Mayor Holiday doesn't care about human people
>Calling a fictional character male is bad>Celebrating murder is goodDeranged, I'm going to start using he/him pronouns now, mods please ban the people advocating for violence.
>>570267115Asoiaf sucks man
I HATE MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>570268012I usually wouldn't condone it but it is effective at harming tourists
>>570268127why... so... serious?
You can tell that we got an influx of retarded underages (a tautology) since the release date announcement >>570268148>Temfaggot
>>570268148Lord Frieza...
>>570268012I genuinely only found out he got shot yesterday and that seemingly fuled it enough to remain on our minds so, whoops
So... Do you think Chapter 7 will be exclusive to people who recruited everyone? Or do you think there's Chapter 8 for all-recruits?I'm basing it on True Lab and Absolute God of Hyperdeath boss, which are exclusive to Pacifist roure in UT.
These are word for word the same fucking posts from yesterday
>>570268012People getting offended at it makes it very funny.
holy shit we're still talking about Kirk?
>>570268205i think some people think they can get the thread deleted with it cause a split thread got deleted way too late after people decided to reuse it
deltarune/undertale?
Charlie would be alive right now if he used they/them pronouns for Kris like the game shows the player...
My head hurts and I hate my life
>>570268241I assume the only thing you'll be significantly rewarded for is collecting all of the Shadow Crystals.
>>570268148This is somehow the best reoccurring joke since the chapter 5 trailer
Can't you guys at least talk about fave holes or pole instead of this shit?
>>570252715>GoatGoats don't have fire attribute, fangs and paws. Dreemurrs are demons.
>>570268137weren't those books considered really good fantasyi haven't read them myself but i've literally only heard praise for the series
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>>570268419Ok
>>570268352I'm still wondering if 5 is gonna have an alternate thorn ring for the sword
something's not right....
>>570268380It's not a joke it's just Temturd announcing his arrival
>>570268419this but only if it's Dess' fat Holiday hog
>>570268241I honestly don't knowOn the one hand recruiting seems way less important than sparing in Undertale but on the other hand I can't imagine letting Jackenstein get killed is going to get you a happy ending either
>>570268419this but unironically
>>570268419Someone post Kris creampied enby pussy again
>>570268416They used to be but since they will never get an ending people are unsatisfied with what we were left with. Its the literary version of Charlie Kirk.
>>570268514how do I avoid having this happen to me
>>570268506
>>570268547why is he flexing to his mom?
>>570252915
>>570268419ugh fine if that's what it takes to change the thread biti'm even willing to post women since that will be more effective against /v/
There was only a graze challenge 1 where are the reat of them
>>570268754Peak I need them so bad
>>570268419Okayhttps://files.catbox.moe/8ccrvs.jpg
sex with goats
>>570268506It might, what with all of the flower-theming. At the very least, I think it will explain that Spamton stole the Thorn Ring from one of Asgore's flowers, or something along those lines.
>>570268816next one is the boss rushtoby renamed it graze challenge 2 as a gag
>>570268868why do women like tentacle dicks so much
>>570268868Gaster's little goner...
/coomtg/ my beloved
https://files.catbox.moe/jk9bbu.mp4
>>570268419
>>570269009Tenna is a robot, how can he take a shit
>>570269034I want to lick their tummy until my tongue goes numb
>>570269107passthru of shit he ate
>>570269107exhaust pipe
>>570268550meh.Post herm Kris
>>570269034this but reversed and id be happy
>>570269009The voice acting is making me kek so fucking hardLmfao
>all of the shitposting raiding dried up at once
>>570269205I dont even know how hermaphrodite genitals look like
I saved this post for chapter 5. I hope it comes true
>>570269205>herm
>>570268514
Pepsiman is the schizo boss of Ch. 5
>>570269287Proof that porn is the key to keep a thread healthy
Post Herman Cain Kris
>>570269229Y'know what? I'll make an edit of it just for (You) anon.
>>570269324MY POST GOT SCREENCAPPED AAAAAAAAAAIM SO HAPPY SOMEONE REMEMBERED <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 if i roll a zero with this post too then it is double-confirmed that jevil appears chappy5
>>570269302Same as full-package futa, only with more androgynous body.
>>570269287I'm eating
>>570269553If only you had the SHADOW MANTLE, your luck might have gone another way.
>>570269582I've always heard the genitals just don't work properly when you're a hermaphrodite but I wouldn't know for sure lol
>>570269553I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
>>570268985I love this type of clothingthe cleavage window is so much hotter than a naked body
I got flashbanged by futa Tenna todayIt surprised me but at the same time it shocks me that it took me 1 whole year to see a single futa Tenna
>>570269553Rolling a 6 for no jevil content ever again
>>570269717futa tenna....but he's already a man....
>>570269717lightbulb glans
>>570269591Fucking stop with this shit, It's not funny he didn't harm anyone and he got murdered in front of his children, trans people have no soul
>>570269717yuck you should post it so we can make fun of it
jevil is the black jokerIm sure theres no repeats of card themed enemies in chapter 5..That'd just be stupid....
@570269591@570269829this samefagging is so boring
>>570269690You're confusing herm species with intersex individuals. Latter is a medical condition, former works fine. I'm suggesting that human species in UT/DR is different from IRL.
>>570269717You mean like Tenna with boobs and penis or like Tenna with male presenting nipples and vagina
>>570269829His child was not present, his wife was not present. His wife is pregnant. His daughter has forgotten his face.Charlie is the forgotten man
>>570269881Have fun I guesshttps://x.com/i/status/2041987180956917782
>>570269994THE TERMINA FESTIVAL
>>570269982Oohh I thought it was the same thing, I'm enlightened
>>570269994obviously rudyremember how he was coughing and barely alive after a few minutes at churchthe festival will kill him
what weapon should i run in tarkov
>>570270117please be true
>>570270002When I say futa Tenna I mean futa Tenna, male Tenna with a pussy would make it cuntboy
>>570270054>Charlie is the forgotten manThis is Toby Fox's vision, bravo
>>570269829I am a cis chad which makes me better than Kirk and his Was/Were pronouns
>>570270260Yeah but sometimes people call that male futaIt's all very clopen
>>570270168idk tarkov but i personally like grenade launchers, take one if that's an option
>>570270303Holy based
>>570270260Soft Futa = Boobs and Cock & BallsHard Futa = Boobs and Cock & Balls and Vagina = HermCuntboy = No boobs and Bagina in male character
>>570269717That's because Tenna is an androphile fave.Even femTenna is basically androphilic despite being female. Compare to Asriel who's gynephile-compatible despite being male
>>570270397Kek, cute
futas are supposed to be herm, it literally means "two" and is what separates it from just being a transwoman
what site leaks the song titles?
https://x.com/i/status/2065128680590868683Black version of this
Is it painfully obvious to anyone else that the people "complaining" about the kirk jokes are the same people posting them.
Why can’t futas be REAL
>>570270507Can you explain this with normal people terms?
>>570270373actual grenade launchers are pretty expensive and one of them can't even be bought, but the under barrel grenade launchers can be bought, so i'll just run an m4 with a ubgl and see if i can get a kill with it.
>>5702705764chan, home of Anonymous
>>570270604Thats just a cope, sorry. I dont need to false flag. Its kirk or be kirked, and buddy...you're kirked.
>>570269229>>570269479 (Me)Here you go anon. A quick color edit.
>>570270604So, you? Youre the one posting them?
I have exclusively beat off to futa since I found it
>>570267352It's the vessel with Kris's original cyan soul.....
>>570270698nta but nice
>>570269717That’s just fat tenna
You wanna bringTenna's penis!?
>>570270576ASCAP
>>570270487There is some weird type of maleherm in fiction where anus is also secretly a vagina. There was an anatomical chart on how it works, the shit's wild. Basically anus is cloaca-like.
Charlie Kirk never died, she changed her gender and now her name is "Charlotte," although I don't know why she doesn't post anything on Twitter anymore.
futa tenna or fupa tenna?
>>570270681I mean where do we get them from
>>570270658i'm picturing the half life 1 mp5 with the grenade launcher attachment, which i used for 90% of the game
>>570270909fat futa where the erection pushes against the fupanot into tenna though
>>570270909Chalupa for tenna
>>570270962>>570270962>>570270962Hop on
>>570268926Why is the dojo so shit
>>570270576That line something site. The Japanese one.
Ever notice that horny guys love futa and horny women love cuntboysI've seen Spamton with a pussy and Susie/Undyne with a cock more times than I can count
>>570270931I don't know, I was just saying dumb shit.
>>570270946the m203 is in the game but unfortunately you can't attach it to the mp5
>>570270698NTA but lovely edit anon ty
>>570254728I honestly don't get the Apple Girlington thing, people act like it's Toby's beloved OC and not a random name he improvised and never thought about again.
