Previous: >>570213975>NewsVersion 3.0 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/FAuF7Q4IyHEVersion 3.0 New Region Gameplay Demohttps://youtu.be/_nJW1twvikwAgent Record | Normahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852924Agent Record | Velinahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852574Agent Record | Pyroishttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44836786>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/JNfm_nR4OWo (EN)https://youtu.be/Ay0MISsoU2U (JP)https://youtu.be/a_ibBjQh6Xc (EN)https://youtu.be/3z7P7JCReOE (JP)https://youtu.be/jeH3xLmbnFo (EN)https://youtu.be/VtO9fprNtp4 (JP)>Upcoming Events for 2.8https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163836All-New Program 05/05 - 06/16Operation: Save Bootopia 05/07 - 06/15Ultimate Verdict Trial 05/13 - 06/01Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 05/20 - 05/25"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 05/27 - 06/16"Spirit" Artist's Notebook 05/27 - 06/15A look Into Ridu's Legends 06/01 - 06/15Good Morning, Roscaelifer 06/06 - 06/17Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 06/10 - 06/15Return to Ridu: Together in a New Chapter 06/06 - 07/17>Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ28HEROZZZ30BANGBOOROSCAELIFER0617ZZZSEASON3>Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I love my wife Aria!!!
first for ratita
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
bless those who pull what they like and dont care about meta
>>570254464LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD
I love my wife Sarah.
SEXWITHCOOLMENNNNNNNNNNYOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>need velina for ramielsigh
>Nignog Yu will be best in slot for all anomalies forever! Please pull and prevent her from flopping!
fufin'
>>570254596Is not lewd, is cute!
>>570254634and i love this partFINAAAAAAAAL FLAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
Here is the real deal.Well? What do you think?
>>570254798Swallow my carrot.
>>570254775The Creator.... will refine me.... thigger....
If you see me out at Random Play say hiBut if you meet me in the Hollow I'm a talkative guy
>>570254649>muh bis meta teamOriginal Billy still clears btw
>>570254649Youre good enough to not need either
>>570254649im skipping Velina cause im predicting S Nicole will be anomaly so I can just play Burnice Nicole Remielle
>>570254749PANNIES SHOWIN
>>570254798I think, uhhh.....bunny slash combo?
>>570254649>need sexo for sexoHOLY KINO
>>570254546why not both?
We finna go Billy Mode.
>>570255024cause by skipping meta i can pull sigs and mindscapes for what i like ofc
Grace Howard
>>570254464Gookbros, don't look!
>>570255160Don't speak the name of the devil here.
>>570254576>exaggerationBut it wasn't laziness it was the elders taking advantage of her tragedy she just trusted them blindly
Tsukishiro Yanagi
>>570255134sometimes the right teammate can make a team more fun and have more impact than more mindscapes
>>570254649Rather this than the other way around
We love Cissia here.
Piper Wheel
>>570255545ill never pull what i dont like. no matter how op it is.
>>570255160Canonically doesn't shave and wash her genitals.
Silly is cool and all but no way am I pulling for his him, needing his ball and his M2 to be good is too much of an ask
>>570254649All Miyagods are watching Remielle, in case Mibibi+Yanigi+Remimi is the new meta
>>570255680>we're now using ai to make fake modsis this really what it has come to?
Evelyn Chevalier
>>570255897Wait, is it fake? I thought someone actually modded that.Now I'm sad.
>>570255809he's better than yx at m1w1 already
>>570255160Pass>>570255505Smash>>570255721Smash>>570255949Pass
>>570255505Awaiting orders
>>570256003its very obvs ai... there are similar police outfit mods out there but none that look like that.
I NEED MORE ALICE I NEED TO SKI P TO 3.1
Alexandrina Sebastiane
Yanagis lips...
>>570256103>passing EvelynI've never seen a gayer post on this website. The fuck is wrong with you, faggot?
>>570256059I already got shungy m0w1 I dont think sbilly can really do better than that without big investment
>>570256253nyow?
>>570256328just wait for the 3.x boss with quadruple defense but phys weak...
>>570255742like vs dislike is a broad spectrum
does Yanagi need a buff
>>570256369NYOOOOOOAW
>>570256440for me its characters i rate an 8 and above. 7 or under are skips
>>570256328They're not really competing with each other. Archetype matters more than element. If there's no attacker buff to select, if the boss shill mechanic is +30% sheer, YSG loses.
>>570256320She's generic as fuck.>dude.... white womanShe has no schtick. Why the fuck would I want her when there's others who do dude white woman better than she does like Burnice and Trigger who have more traits and personality than Evelyn? All this bitch is good for is yurifags shipping her with Astra.
Bros genuinely do you think there is a chance Billy won't rerun? If they go to other classes now and abandon rupture there's not much reason for them to be reran and even then there are now 4 limited ruptures so they may just choose one of the others considering they were more popular apparently. I'm just wondering if I can get mindscapes later or need to get them now if I want them.
>>570256595Since when is all that considered in Smash or Pass?
>humanoid has ELF EARS and WEIRD EYES>is considered a 100% average human BEAN
>>570256434>>570256586shungy is so retarded shill strong I cant imagine many scenarios she cant just brute force her way through. is silly at m0w0 really better for a specific event like that?
>>570255505
>>570256301
>>570256714What makes you think they'll abandon Rupture? Norma literally works with the class.They'll keep releasing Rupture agents, and they'll rerun every (non-free) agent at least once.
Cabra
>>570256842if you only care about strength worrying about him only is dumb i have m1w1 but play him with pan and fufu. someone with m0w0 but lucia and dailyn would be 10+ times stronger than mine
can nicole PLEASE fuck off holy shit. literally every time i do my dailies shes waiting either at the newsstand or the coffee shop with the same fucking hangout event every fucking day. im tired of having to go places other than 6th just to not get sucked into an unskippable cutscene with this annoying whore every time i log in. i desperately need a way to disable trust events with certain characters
Every girl is a pass unless it's Bibi
>>570256784The only thing to consider about her is her tights, that's literally all she has, that's the only reason her fans like her. And like I said, Trigger does the same thing better. Zhu Yuan does the same thing. Evelyn is so bland and lame she could have been an NPC that has a few lines of dialogue in some random place instead of an agent and nothing really would be different. Literally we have Kafka at home but a generic blonde.
>>570257091
>>570257091we love Nicole here faggot
>>570257187So back to you being gay, she has ass, thighs, tits, and is prettier than Astra. Smash or Pass, not who's your waifu.
>>570257158Rape and eat
>>570254649Why? Did I miss something?
Licking [insert hag name] asshole
>>570257009Rupture seemed to be only added to the game for season 2, so now that we leave that I thought it might be just dropped because new mechanics and new shilling comes around.But you're right about Norma and the devs said they would add more rupture team options, hope that's right.
>>570256920>>570257040I hope Belle's lips become this plush when she turns 30.
I love Shunko but I just can't stop thinking about her breasts. I have depraved sexual fantasies about them hooked up to a milking machine that extracts her sweet fox milk for my consumption while she moans softly with each pull.
>>570254464What if I never do Aria's trust event and watch a movie with her? What if I keep her here in Random Play until the game hits EOS? Huh? What then?
>>570257047la chupacabra...
What do you think of Yanagi??
>>570257346You are a nincompoop acting like it's just Smash and there's no Pass, I pass because I don't like her, I think she looks stale and I don't find her attractive regardless of what she has in display. It's not rocket science. You smash if you like her so much.
>>570257586would never pull for her but ive jerked off to her x soukaku porn many times
piper armpit tongue annihilation
>>570257646Just because there's a pass doesn't mean you have to use it. "Who would you fuck?" That's it.Fag.
>>570257568>What if I never do Aria's trust event and watch a movie with her?You don't need to do them because I already did.>What if I keep her here in Random Play until the game hits EOS?Keeping Aria that close to Fairy is really cute.
Fufu sexo
>>570257731so...you have pulled for her? multiple times?
>>570257687please never stop posting this, it brings me joy
>>570257586Very sexy and competent
Am I weird for only doing single pulls so I don't waste an S-rank pull on a dupe I don't want?
We still like Yixuan Shifu around here, right?
>>570258065I do singles because I love the build up.
>>570258065i always do 10-pulls and the only time it's ever "backfired" on this game, i got 2 back-to-back YSGs
>>570258065Yes but only because it takes so much more time. I'm too lazy for it. So far I had two double S ranks and both it was one lost 50/50. I'm just thankful it never happened on the sign banner because a dupe there would really sting
>>570258012if you want to put it like that
>>570254943I thought she said "bunny flies combo" since she was up in the air
We like Anby and not Harin here.
Yo phone linging
>>570257462Dropping an entire class just because a season featuring them ended would be really silly, they'll just make new rupture agents that the buffs and content will be focused around.Abandoning the class would be like abandoning Attack or Anomaly because they were in Season 1, is not going to happen.
>>570257926you're supposed to get cross with me for imprisoning her....
Gifting Sunna a fake chinese toy that plays Butterfly by Smile when turned on
>>570258414>he doesnt knowrupture is the new DoTbrick
what's the point of defender agents?
>>570258374VERY TRUE
>>570258405Dont worry girls, youre both still developing probably
>>570258614Gifting Sunna a fake chinese toy that plays Butterfly by Crazy Town when turned on
G-guys!? Is this real!?
>>570258396>hello>hi this is dialy->*hang up*phew
>>570258640im sure you said the same thing about attack and anomaly when yx came out
>>570258640I don't even know what that means.
Kissing Nangong and cuddling with her on the bed, nuzzling her neck and kissing it, running a hand across her smooth tummy and wrapping an arm around her.
Mocking Nangong Yu's gross back scars
Remi mindscapes will save Nangong
>>570258875keep coping with your bricked account
Beating this guy >>570258974 to a pulp for speaking bad omens.
Asking Sunna why she doesn't have a lastname
>>570258374>Not liking both
what do you mean new players can just skip season 2 and jump straight to season 3?? How would new players ever learn of their great senior
>>570258810what the fuck are those proportions lmaooo
>>570258537Imprisoned? but she's here with me!
I've been searching for a galAll across 'riduJust to find, to find my OBVL SQUADSomeone who's strongBut still a little shyYes I need, I need my Harin gal
>>570258693placeholder until actual support agent drops. Someone needs to take the fall for the team
Asking Aria if she'll take my lastname
>>570254420That desperate they had to give Lucy a swimsuit as a way to acknowledge A-Rank agents exist huh...
Telling Sunna that she smells nice!
Making Nangong Yu gravid with little angels. (Fuck off ramiel she is a real angel too)
Ugliest female agent of each model size?(Ugliest meaning she's still an 8/10 in a sea of 11/10s)
>>570257926NTA but I do wish I could have an Agent in the store permanently...aria doesnt have any other trust events where she spawns inside randomplay
>>570258065As someone who can count the number of times I've gotten dupes in a ten roll on one hand despite being day 1 Genshin, Week 1 HSR and Anni Baby ZZZ your fears are unfounded.
If Remielle is an angel, then where's her halo? I think she may just be a bird who thinks she's an angel
What would you get Sunna, Aria and Nangong for Christmas?
>Pheonix standing there because hes transmasc:
>>570259714Coal
>>570259561N/AKoledaLuciaCaesar
>>570259714Candy
>>570259178They should have da Foof act as a storyteller who summarizes everything they missed up and in her version everything is always solved because of her.
>>570259714a box of condoms and lube
>>570259714Their merch
>>570259692I’ve never seen a bird with more than 2 wings.
>>57025956100: Zhao (duh)01: Piper02: Seed03: Promeia
>>570259714Sunna: Coal. Aria: a $15 giftcard to Turbo Remodeling Shop and a Vesper labubu keychain Nangong: a 3D printed and hand painted miniature of herself and a $15 giftcard to godfinger
>>570259561NangongYuzuhaAstra
>>570260079>Piper
I could take Miyabi down easily without throwing a single punch or anything else. I would just mail her anthrax and she would literally have no counter to it at all. Same method would work on Yixuan too.
>>570260161Thank you for validating my comment
As a new player is there anything that I should know? For example are WEs needed like for some 5stars in genshin? Who should I roll for as priority?
>>57025956100: Zhao (no other option)01: Roxy02: S-Anby03: A tie between Promeia and Astra
>>570260226>Doesn't get Yixuan because she has someone else get her mail for her because she's busy 'Cultivating'
she giv u this lookwat do
>>570260226>Doesn't work on Shungus because she forgets to get her own mail and it fucking kills FUFU
>>570260079>seed when lucia and cissia exist>and it's most likely only because muh heckin male robot>promeia over the furshitBad taste.
>>570260508I'm that case, I'd have to take the extra step and deliver the anthrax directly by drone.
>>570259902>2.0 exaltist terrorismstopped thanks to foof>2.1 uncovering tops corruption revealed and stopped thanks to foof>2.2 destroying exaltist and the corrupted militaryall thanks to foof>...>2.5 stopping the creator and saving new eridu all while healing shungus's amnesia side effects and uncovering the dark grooming gang within the yunkui summit that shifu dindu nuffin aboutall foofsounds about right
>>570260079>>570260467
>>570260770ugly
nangong was made for gentle lovey-dovey ryona
>>570260781How is she the ugliest 03 when Caesar and Pulchra are there? She's cute. CUTE!
>Pulchra
Lifting Sunna over my head and absolutely fucking cracking her in half over my knee and then smashing her head with a steel chair.
Nangong? I wish she had real wings and not weird mechanical wings so that I could cut them off and eat them in wing soup....but I guess someone else already cut them off and ate them first..
>>570261162Pulchra is sexy, but the snout takes a point off.
>>570254649Ramielle is so fucking lucky
uhhhfocuuuuss~
>>570260374How new? Like under level 10 new? You don't NEEEEED WEs everytime and it's very character to character basis, there's plenty of good cope engines. Roll for support agents first and then DPS agents
>>570260853Wise isn't a pedotranny
>>570259692Blue Archive and Arknights trademarked halos so she can't have one.Sorry you had to find out this way.
>>570261468new as in just finished the prologue
>>570261458>AI generated mobile revenue for a console/pc gamesaar
>>570261458>single digit revenueNo way? ZZZ cant make over $9?
>>570260668Sure, Seed AND Lucia are ugly, just Seed has an ugly voice on top of that, don't give a shit about Seed Sr.Promeia is ugly.
>>570261468I will assume that we won't know who or what we're getting until the next patch
>>570261313*adds a point
excuse me everyone, is chief miyabi in this thread?
>>570259714>SunnaA cute mint-colored music-themed notebook + a sticker book.>AriaA vintage Cersea vinyl album + a handwritten card telling her how proud I'm of her.>NangongAn AoD miniature set + tiny figurines of the group to go along with it.
>>570261491shut up
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>>570260374You should know that Polychrome for pulls is going to eventually dry up to a trickle and that you'll only be getting about 100 per update. You need to horde all you can and only roll for who you really like. That being said, I can give you 60 Poly, all you have to do is reach Inter Knot level 10 and then click my link!My invitation code: GUZ6CV8M2KJoin the Zenless Zone Zero Version 3.0 Return Event to earn up to 340 Polychromes and get a chance to win game consoles, figures, and merch! Return to the game or register and link an invitation code to claim Polychrome ×60!https://hoyo.link/E0T2fpjgC?s_c=GUZ6CV8M2K
Here's that UGLY goat girl anon was tellin ya about
>>570254649Good thing I am skipping both
>>570261458Saar I'm so sorry but new data has hit the Sensor Tower
>>570254649I will waste her triple anomaly potential and have her join Alice/Yuzhua teams.
>>570261926Back off Randy, that's MY newfriend
>>570261667taxes are a bitch
billy flopped and killed the game
>>570260048Doesn't she have a single pair of real wings and the other pair of wings is Thaumiel?>>570261530We already have Nangong though...
>>570262160I don't see you passing out any codes.
>>570261926The real 3.0 is 3.1 though.
open your mouth anonnn. don't be scared, it's just tamago sushi, very sweet and well cooked. Of course there's no wasabi inside
>>570261872>>570261926I feel like I already did one of your invite codes yesterday night. Would the fan woman be a good choice to roll or should I just skip her for now?
>>570262272Of course, Yuzuha! After all, I know you wouldn't put wasabi in there since you know about my lethal wasabi allergy! Bon apathy!
>unemployed, blackcel, nigger, jewish, animal abuserhe can't posibly get worse can he...
>>570262478She's going to be the only Wind damage agent for a minute and she also synergizes well with a lot of teams, even replacing a number of people as the best pick. I would recommend rolling for who you like. The meta and end game in this game is pay to win bullshit. Just enjoy the vibes.
wud u a Belle
>>570261065Caesar is cute.
>>570262049If we go by those numbers alone ZZZ would be making almost 300% more with pc sales alone, I doubt ZZZ is beating WuWa like that
>>570259561PiperLuciaCaesar
>>570260707My FVARKING hero
>>570262236Remielle has six wings. Two that appear all the time and 4 that appear when she does the transformation thing. Two also have a bunch of armour stuff so it’s unclear it they are just weapons. The 3.x teaser trailer and the 2.8 cutscene shows them pretty well and at least 4 are just regular wings.
>>570261945>8/10 in a sea of 11/10sI think that's accurate
>>570262240Erm actually my post came before yours so I win and claim the newfriend for myself
>>570262716Her voice is a cheese grater on my ears and I hate her skirt. Also, wearing a jacket with one arm through a sleave... really? I also don't care for her front armor or weird cleavage window. I don't hate her design overall, but it doesn't speak to me.
Alright pajeetbros, listen up.We need a cope for when Velina & Shunguang beat Norma & Sunna by a huge margin. Any ideas?
>>570263216I got it! You get banned again for samefagging
>>570262049Can't wait for the steam release bwos
Pathetic.
>>570262997>bro, I was talking to him first!But who asked him out, lil' bro?
We still remember that you pretended to be 6 different people to fight coolchads and loligods.
>>570260609Why is she such a brick? She is useless against her own shill boss without Lucia.
>>570263291Big dog..look directly above your code post...
>>570263457
>>570260707Is she the next void hunter or something?
>>570262868Angel Thirens make no damned sense Why do some have halosWhy do they have mechanical wings
>>570262909Let's hear your 11/10s
>>570263264Accuse them of samefagging? I dunno Saar, they usually brush it off since the sales inherently imply they outnumber us. I'm worried that there's no way for us to get the validation we seek as long as we try populist tactics against them.
>>570260130the fuck is wrong with you
cummening inside of the fufu.......
What would you do in this situation
>>570264014Rape and eat
>>570264014https://2ch.life/gacha/src/7095582/17812051798980816315.mp4
>>570263706The idol is a fraud angel and her wings are fake. The halo uses magnets or some shit to float.Remielle has real feathered wings.
>570263810This post is a lot funnier when you remember this guy got banned for pretending be 6 different shitposting schizos
shitshitposters are still the worst posters in this general
>>570254823>Error: Duplicate file exists.
>>570264182don't be so mean to bibi...
fufu is child coded
okay but what about dialyn's b
>>570264178NTA but ironic
>>570263785Evelyn Yi Xuan YanagiLucyBelle SaraYSGEllen
>>570264293GOTTIM AGAINwe haven't had this war in a long time because i've been away on business, but i'm back now and restocked my warchest.
>>570264182>shitshitposters are still the worst posters in this generalbut that's everyone
>>570264153The HIA twins have mechanical halos and wings too, nigger-san
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>570263457>>570263291I actually already used another anons code, in fact he invited me to join from NTE. It just isn't for me, maybe my taste in character design is too ridged or not something NTE has outside of a handful of units. picrel and Sunbringer look stunning. Also are the bundles worth their price or should I just buy polychromes?
>>570264453>belle>ellen>lucy>yanagi>saraAll them uglier
>>570264014Hehe
>>570263040She looks great.>Her voiceI like her, not my favorite, but Rina Sato is a great VA, it really helps drive the gap moe between how the tough overlord exterior of Caesar vs the Caesar with a pure maiden heart who's into cutesy romance.
question: I've maxed out the free half of the new eridu city fund. If I were to buy the growth plan now with only 5 days left in the season do I get all the growth plan level rewards retroactively or am I screwed?
>Racism in Our Hallowed HallsGentlemen......RAPE and DEVOUR this little bitch
>>570264434May i see it?
>>570264467I figured, I did think the other day it'd been a while. Hopefully you've been well.
Ponder
Salutations!
>>570264650She's boring. When I think about the Sons of Calydon, I only think of Lucy, Piper, and Burnice. Her and Lighter just don't have any sauce.
>>570264929And Promeia isn't boring...?
My biofem wife is reading a wuxia manhua about two clashing rival nations that arrange a marriage to end the conflict between them. But because the ruling family of the bride doesn't want to give up their only daughter, they decide to offer their son to become a wife instead, and the rival family of the groom agrees. Zenless Z. Zero
>>570264585You're no longer economically viable to me? Shame. It's worth it to buy every pack and then go to the Hoyo top up site and buy all the monochrome packs (they convert to poly) while you have the double mono bonuses. The double bonus will refresh next patch or the one after so you should get them nowDon't use a third party site or something weird to manipulate prices or you'll get banned
if "jizz" was "nuclear energy" and "dialyn's butthole" was "hiroshima", my "penis" would be "little boy" if you know what i mean
>>570264962Not to me. I like dangerous women, and she plays off of Cissia really well. Promeia making her piss herself just standing there (and the subsequent showdown) is one of my favorite scenes in game. Promeia isn't bubbly, but her cloak and under clothes are cool/sexy, and she comes off as someone who'd melt from hugs.
>>570265274big talker moment
>>570264854yeah i'm fine, thanks for asking. but i noticed a lot of ritualposters left while i was gone. thought you were one of them for a while there too.
>>570265252So pretty much the same as Genshin as it were
I love my bnuuy wife
Huh?
>>570264651You get it all retroactively
>>570257936Nice, saved.
Wait anon I have another question before you go, is the big butt cop (Zhu Yuan) getting a rerun anytime soon?
>>570265407I only play ZZZ so I guess?
>>570258405
>>570265697keky. They're putting that obsolete bitch in the free unit shop for sure.
>>570265697She's going to be given for free in 3.1, in 50 days
>>570265393Name 5it seems like the number of ritualposters never changes
>>570265393I was for a while at the start of the year cause things got busy. Nowadays I don't really catch every thread because of work and other things.
>>570265274I understandYou have a small penis
>>570265274How big that butthole is going to be
>>570254649Hag game
How good is Velina's engine compared to her f2p option?
I've removed a centimeter length from your penis
>>570265473Feet sex with her tits out
>>570265891Oh cool
>post nut-clarity hits>realize her design sucksShit.
>>570266346It's okay, we've all fapped to Nicole at one point
How many Agents can you keep trapped in Random Play by not finishing their friendship quests? When I realized I could punish Koleda by keeping her in the store, I then thought about all the other ones I could've had sit around.
is this true
why does Remielle "need" velina?
>>570266182
>>570265961that minty (guy?) with the burnice pic and his follower. then there's the yidhari poster. the s11 poster and the real banging boos poster. THE nicolefag. oh and don't forget that one qingyifag who outted horseking.>>570265972ah i see. i'm kinda burnt out on the constant shitflinging
>>570266182but I can't go into the negatives...
>>570266396>hating Nicoleyou sir have awful taste
>>570266346nangongbro...
Buying Cissia's worn panties and socks to help her snack fund
>>570266582She's peak sex for a month tops, then you can't stand how boring she looks
Tricking Sunna into a small room and casting Cloudkill on her.
>>570266427Big fat hag tits and ass to milk you
i kissed a girl and i liked it
h-hewo! lord phaethons!...
>>570266697>how boring she looksliterally peak zzz design alongside lucy and ellen
>>570266760we know astra
>>570266853>generic city clothes and weird face>peak
>>570264651You'd get everything at once>>570265252>Don't use a third party site or something weird to manipulate prices or you'll get bannedYou can use the official Hoyo top up site with Japanese VPN though for a discount. Or alternatively a Japanese Epic account for 5% cashback, that's what I do
>>570265279I don't know, sounds a bit weird, Promeia is trying to have the same gap moe as Caesar, except Promeia barely even talks and doesn't interact with almost anyone so is hard to tell she has anything going on other than being the cold assassin woman that Cissia fearsAs for the Cissia moments, Cissia did nearly the same thing around Romeul and the random dangerous thugs, I can't give that scene as something Promeia did, is more just Cissia being an interesting cowardly character in my opinion, but you do you
>>570266406I've got Aria trapped right now and when she's not set to active quest then Yanagai is trapped in her place. I wish I could have them there but default
>>570263264Sadly he tends to ban evade.
>>570266845Rape and eat
>>570266845
Where is the Fufu rerun??
>>570266760You have AIDS
>>570265821got any more of these?
Can somoene make a mod like this?
>>570267120I know. But he doesn't know and that's my punishment for him.
>>570267413I'm honestly surprised they aren't rerunning Fufu before Norma, it feels like they always rerun agents with similar gimmicks to the one that's about to release
>>570266845Show tits
The game has nice visuals and all, but the new player experience is abysmal.
>>570261776What we missed out on...
>>570267767>new player experience is abysmal.That's just every gacha if you're late
Female thirens are made to be milked.
>>570267120>>570264585Read this bro if you want to buy something
>>570267883But who milks me then
>>570267767Keep your supports/stunners 10 levels behind the cap if you can afford. DPS at level cap is the most important.
>>570267818yeah but its still stupidwhy would you gate newbies and potential customers behind these unnecessary systems? if you want to retain them then this is not the way to do that. it just feels like a remnant of a bygone era.
>>570267905Don't read this hes trying to get you banned. There is no safe way to buy except with full price
>>570267643Yeah it sucks I want her M2. Hopefully they'll do a rescreening banner again in 3.1.
>>570268020not him but I top up with JP VPN on the official websites all the time for these games and it's all good.
>>570268020Buying legally straight from hoyo from another country is the safest unsafe way.
>>570267927They're not gonna start lactating on their own, you need to breed them first. It's a 2 in 1 package.
>>570268020Kek just because he didn't use your code you're so spiteful anon? Really?
>>570268142>>570268158Do NOT listen to these anons they definitely want you banned. You need to pay full price for top ups.
good afternoon /zzz/!
New codes: ZZZSTEAMZZZEUSHIRO (doesn't work in the USA)
I bought Jane's W-Engine from the shop.
>>570268560ZZZSUSHIRO*I copied it from twitter
>>570268513>>570268020Correct and true posts!
Bros, is it true that the upcoming event W-Engine isn’t that good? Do you really need to roll for Velina’s signature W-Engine?
Imagine getting permabanned by Hoyo
>>570268607same and i'm halfway to buying burnice's too
>>570268607Bricked
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/7095582/17812084576770250266.png
>>570268773By doing what?
>>570268560>doesn't work in the USA
>>570266845*smack*
>>570268560>>570268716Code invalid in eu>>570268756No, use kaboom or vault
>>570267297Ironic
>>570268716That code exists but is obviously for US. The EU one doesn't work.
>>570268773just upload a screenshot of a modded agent with your UID clearly visible on Hoyolab and you're gucci, even bettee if it's a pornographic mod
>>570268851In an abstract sense, they permabanned the guy who designed the angels of delusion since he cost them millions of dollars in revenue and basically made the whole chinese new year period go to waste.
>>570268716>>570268560Also not working for EU...
>>570259561SoukakuMiyabiCaesar
>>570268818So why does that qualify her as the leader, huh?
Hmmm...Hagong
>>570268491Just a pwank bwo
>>570268851you're talking to this schizo>>570267297note the stock reference to chinese new year "failing"
>>570269065Maybe it's JP then>>570268869>>570268928The steam one works but I'm in the USA so it might be a USA code, there was some twitter comments saying the second one doesn't work in the USA
>>570268935what's ironic
>>570269304I'm starting to think the mods colluded to create and delete a bunch of logical, ironclad, and basically impervious posts at once just to see what would happen, like if anyone would try to construct a narrative from it.
>>570262708A dozen babies, minimum.
>>570269672I like your sloppas anon
>>570262708Sexiest Mihoyo MC
>>570267767if you're a newfag you should have abundance of resources>raising Soukakunevermind, you have bigger problems
>>570269782Thanks, I'll show the design to a custom coffinmaker, and get it done for me as soon as possible.
JSTERN CONFIRMED ON STREAM PYROIS POWERCREEPS shUNKO
>>570269206I need to rape an adult gong brat
Is the schizo right? Should you just drop ZZZ if you prefer lolis?
>>570270069Holy fuck that's a sinful body
>>570270069Thighs! Thighzuri!
>a bunch of logical, ironclad, and basically impervious posts
>>5702700693DPD
>>570270027Can you make a Fufu one for me that I can request as well? I want to be together with her for all of eternity
Caesar really is the equivalent of that mid country bumpkin with a killer body. Huh?
>>570270198>>570270361https://files.catbox.moe/x618fb.mp4In higher def.>>570270446Booba milk tea
>>570267527Just few saved from these threads.
>>570270415I ran out of freescum generations so maybe tomorrow.
>>570270037JStern Mr. "I AM A FAGGOT AND SKIP STORY DIALOGUE AND BANGBOO KINO"? Yeah uh well we don't care anymore about him.
>>570270114Anon, we're literally getting at least two new lolis in S3, possibly three (unsure what Roxy is). What are you on about?
>>570270497>booba milk teaRINA
>>570270415Also literally just go on ChatGPT and ask for a Ju Fufu itasha coffin.
>>570270554Alright bro. You've been posting a couple a few threads ago with Burnice Ice Cream, so I thought you wouldn't be as limited.
>>570270198sinful? I'll show you sinful
>>570270584Big dog, that poster is the schizo. He's throwing hooks out for attention and isn't getting any so he's using new tactics
>>570258810Octopus hair is hereditary
>>570270705Oh that is the new ChatGPT image model? Didn't know it's that good now cool
Shungus: >kino in arena >annoying fucking loser in story interactions
>youtube reccomend me Remimi's VA playing Euro Track 2this lady is pleasant to listen https://youtu.be/q2UN6sCwdM4
>>570270732My sister has that same gaming chair
i know she wont dick shame my cock
>>570270732thats someone's son
>>570270564>anymoreYou're saying you actually cared about him when he struggled to clear Shiyu 2 years ago?
Are you planning to roll for Velina’s signature W-Engine?
>>570270727That's someone else then. I'm the one who posted vrban sovl aisloppa redesigns just to piss browns off.
>>570270917Let me know if she needs a new chair
>>570270897I don't find her very fun to play in combat, honestly. Her animations are very floaty and her attacks don't feel like they have much impact except for the big sword. Plus all the built-in i-frames basically mean you're encouraged to not interact with the boss at all.
I wish we could hang out with the military and other contractors more instead of China stuff
>>570267204Aw man, I thought you could end up trapping like 10 of them in there just standing around. Oh well, this little bitch is gonna learn her fucking lesson, playing with the rolls of an adult like this is some kinda game.
>>570270732Sunna...my daughter...please stop making the ticking toks like this, it worries your mother
>>570270998I'm going to have sex with that dick girl.
>>570271004I won't hold it against you if you're bad at the game if you're at least sovlful
This is real urban
>>570271028The visual effect looks the weakest in the whole game. I will pull it if it's >20% better than her second best.
>>570270959>https://litter.catbox.moe/h5wrc3xphn24ox0b.jpgwill /zzz/ dick shame mine though?
>>570270784Yidhari would let me feel her tail.
>>570271143I thought this post was about Nangong until I reread sword
>>570271250
>>570271107Plausible, now that I know it's just ChatGPT that other anon has used it as well. The text looked exactly like in your image is why I assumed you were that anon
>>570269552You schizoids been doing the sameTwo sides of the side coin
>>570271250fuck its real
>>570270897Her meter management aspect is the only good thing about her. And Wipeout poses.Otherwise she's probably the worst feeling weightless skip button.
>>570271162Best I've gotten is Yanagi, Harumasa and Zhao trapped at the same time
>>570271028I'm not even planning to roll for Velina.
I'm not clicking that
>>570271143That's why they added control skills. Because none of the modern on fielders cares about what boss' do as long as they can attack.
So next week the steam player count will be joining our ranks of shitposting?
>>570271250How big is that?
>>570270897>>annoying fucking loser in story interactionsit's one of the really few zzz girls who would love you because she's that kind btw
>>570271250The fuck, your dick is moldy or infected
>>570271202Sure that goes without saying. Jstern was always a grifter. No soul to be seen.
how much longer...
>>570271313I don't like how Nangong plays, either.
>>570271521Remember when he said he doesn't like Zhao because she's weird and creepy?
>>570271490You being special and slowing down her suicidial impulses helps too. That's her appeal.
>>570271250if it's yours seek a doctor
Alice is not only strong but she plays fair by not acting like a PGR character with how many iframes they have.
>>570271417Yes. Of course. And unironically numbers that mean something. Exactly how many people play it on steam at a current time.Doesn't mean anything past that, but it's more than all the other numbers shitpost with.
>>570271490A lot of ZZZ girls are kind. YSG is just desperate for someone to let her make her own decisions. Then when she does so, you realize why nobody let her make her own decisions - because she's retarded and self-destructive.
>>5702715744 weeks
I don't want to be inflammatory, but Billy's slow ass banner is unironically killing the game. Why does this motherfucker's banner have NOTHING to do? I'm so bored man fuck this guy. 3.0 better be crazy because this is miserable.
>>570271250This has gotta be fake bro. No way the shit fits inside your closed hand not even peaking out the top... and is that some kinda std on the head? What's with the bend?
Even Miyabi is vulnerable compared to the 2 later Void Hunters.
>>570271417It's so disappointing we didn't have it earlier so we couldn't laugh at the steep decline from '5 to '6
>>570271679>That's her appeal.no fag she's a kind calm happy girl with no ambitions or expectationsShe trains yeah but she also cleans, cooks for (you) and is happy with really small thingsFind a beautiful girl like her in real life, see how many there are
>>570271520This warts at the edge of the glance aren't uncom nor unhealthy, even if it doesn't look appealing. But I agree that that shiny spot on the top looks weird and also on the right you can see some piece of flesh I believe, looks like it could be herpes.
>>570271136She's fat
>>570271693Huh? Alice has so few openings it's crazy. Her ex gives her a huge invis period during which she also perfect dodges. Even her non ex special allows her to easily dodge shit with very generous timings. Her final basic attack she triggers in several situation (not just after attacking normally) gives full iframes. Her charge attack is full on invincible.
>>570271783I believe those bumps are "pearly penile papules." They're benign but can get up to like a half-centimeter long in extreme cases, making your dick look like a sea anemone. Some guy on guy on /r9k/ or /b/ or /soc/ had to go to the hospital because he tried using sandpaper to remove his, if I recall.
>>570271773>why is the slow filler patch right before the big new season not filled with contentI wonder anon, I wonder...
>muttoids see an uncut penis for the first time
>>570271250>will /zzz/ dick shame mine though?ehhh bro fair curve + uncircumsized but that looks like you have an illness5/10 just for that
>>570272031Yeah, I just looked it up. They look gnarly, but I bet if you had some nice sized ones, it could function like a cat dick. I vaguely recall the sandpaper shit.
I just paid 15 eurobucks just to be humiliated by the cat.
>>570271879nah, she's just a repressed retard who is repressed because she has terrible impulse control when left to her own devices and poor decision-making capabilities
YUHTHE SHINY GOLDEN KOT
>>570271879>Find a beautiful girl like her in real life, see how many there areNot many. In real life most girls aren't 11/10. In New Eridu it's different; Almost everyone is 11/10 so you can choose from those and ignore the 8/10s.
Pulling out of Vivian and apologizing for being so rough and forgetting to put on a condom
>>570272242YUH
>>570272129>Let's bore the FUCK out of our players and hope they don't just drop the game after having nothing to do for 20 daysincredible game plan
>>570272242Yeah, the shining golden sign (Ha-ha, yeah)Let your inner (Ring, ring) spark ignite (ignite)Find your treasure (Treasure), glowing brightReaching for it and take a flight (Woo)Lucky or not, at least youtried(tried)Chinup, in yourself,confide (Yeah)No doubtfate's on your sideYou're chosen (Skrrt, skrrt), so enjoy the ride (Uh)There are things you can't control (you can’t)Fortune's fickle (Ring, ring), that's this worldEmbrace the result (Result), stop keeping score (Yeah)That's the essenceLife's true goal (Woo)Not just trials (Uh) and battles tough (Yeah)Go taking joy in simple stuffEven when it's getting roughTake it easy, having fun is just enough (Woo)
>>570272181>fair curveBro that's like 90 degrees what the fuck.Made for fucking around the corner (lit.)
>>570272372They're relying on the new season to pull people back in, which is why they don't worry much about the preceding patch. You forget, but 1.7 was also pretty dead for the last few weeks.
>>570270732>Monogatari posterThis is a man
>>570272372Is this bait or do you really can't figure out that the beginning of a new season takes way more effort and is more important to be a banger? They use the slow end of season banners to make the beginning patches of the new season better / with more content.
>>570272547
>>570271783>Yuzuha says all this then proceeds to suck it like a lollipop anyway
>>570272721its amazing how many people who DONT understand how make up PLUS image/video editing works and are surprised by shit like this
>Do you really can't
Remielle tits on my face
It'd be so funny if we all started catboxing dick picks to have the thread rate them. Haha! Imagine. Can you guys imagine that shit? Lol.
>>570271879I like her because she's athiestpilled.Fuck the (((creator))) and their lies.
Is it possible to buy an account? I want the idol team but I don't want to wait 2 years...
>>570272876>Can you guys imagine that shit? Lol.you're into SPH?
>>570272812Yeah, with the advent of modern filters and copious amounts of makeup, you can never really tell whether or not you might be looking at a man.That's why I exclusively fap to 2D femboys.
>>570272958yeah just do your research and dont get scammed
>>570272980What?
Belle gfY/N
>>570272412>>570272242THERE ARE THINGSYOU CAN'T CONTROL
>>570272876We do that on /bag/ all the time, it's always fun comparing your cocks with the bros.
>>570272958Sunna is coming next month
>>570273065count me in
>>570273054What's a good way to do research? You're my only unbiased source and there's so many websites...
>>570272876>Let's turn /zzz/ into /soc/!Hmmm, no.
>>570273085>We do that on /bag/ all the time,is that why sometimes there's that anon who asks what students wouldnt mind small cocks or smt
>>570272835I acceptered you're concession.
belle if she real
>>570273203Sarahschizo did that already
Hot chungus
>>570273203I remember being bored before years ago and meeting up with /soc/ anons for a meal once to spend some time and they were hilariously boring. I think they only wanted to have orgies at air bnbs they organized in the discord
>>570267643Assuming Norma is meant to link to a future release (such as Sigrid or Claret) in the same way Velina is linked to Remielle, then Fufu will rerun with their version in case players skipped Norma.I actually think it's because they'll be adding Fufu to this year's top up event as a either a 'free' agent the way that Jane/Burnice/Qingyi were or as part of the guarantee rescreening the way we got Sanby/Astra/Alice.
We never needed gods
>>570273429That's why you do drugs
Am I hallucinating it or did Rina have like tiny electrical arcs going from her feet to the ground when she was floating about?I'm only getting a blue glow on the ground.
>>570273415Would be better if it was Shifu.
>>570273482Sigrid's release is why Rina now buffs defense
>>570273482>spoilerWell, I'd be fine with that as well. I still have two tickets from the last and wanted to get Jane M2 but if I can choose Foof... sorry ratbros but I think I would make Fufu better..
>>570273598I don't touch drugs because that's money I can use for video games and door dash
>>570273779Give it up bwo the Sigridefense dream is dead...
>>570273779Don't tell me Sigrid is a shieldcuck....
>>570273415she's so sexy
>>570273415Yawn. Should have been Yixuan.
>>570273415Would be good if this was Lucy doing this
yuzuha laughing at my micro penis
Please don't find yuniors.
>>570274026you want a nude figgy with THIS?!
>constantly lies about her favorite cake since she can't remember for shit>just repeats Sweety's sales pitch since she wrote it in her diary>doesn't listen to anyone, a literal green-tea, two-faced bitch who is inherently selfish>promises you that she won't try to overuse the sword>breaks her promise and then proceed to use it because she decided that she's kinda pissed by the creator going all muh happy illussion>tells you in the end that she particularly doesn't like Osmanthus cake DESPITE spending hours going on about muh Osmanthus cake/candyI FUCKING HATE SHUNGUANG SO MUCH
Agents that unironically would not have a problem with your small penis?
>>570273920Doesn't look like it unfortunately but we can hope for a drip this weekend
>>570274250men love green tea women thoughbeit
Did somebody say Osmanthus Cakes?
Is /zzz/ gay or full of women?
I have like 20k poly I wonder if I can get velina and remi
>>570274280The defense agents don't feel fun to play.
>>570274354we have like three worms in total, what makes you think we'd have lots of female players
>>570274147dont worry bro she likes them
>>570274250>promises you that she won't try to overuse the sword>breaks her promise and then proceed to use itOh no, guess she should have just said fuck it and let others die lololol>tells you in the end that she particularly doesn't like Osmanthus cake DESPITE spending hours going on about muh Osmanthus cake/candyWon't comment on that because I can't remember this at all but I'm a dementiaCHAD like her. She cool
>>570274325
>>570274453And that must mean if Sigrid would be defense she wouldn't be fun as well because...? I want her to be defense but still fun to play alright?
>Isolde Second time in a row>Manato a THIRD time in a rowWhoever the fuck thinks we won't need S2 comps when S3 starts are lying to themselves if this SD is anything to go by
>>570274538You fags are giving actual dick ratings
>>570274279MibibiBibianSoukakuNangongAria
YE SHUNGUANG WON.
>>570274704Well yeah, that would be cool, but if none of the other defense agents are fun to play, why do you think they'd suddenly make one that breaks the mold?
>>570274427Guess I’ll have to keep wondering
>>570274354We love men and lesbians here.
>>570274279>would not have a problemyixuanyuzuhaalicelucia (?)rinacaesarvivian (only if phaethon)ariacissiayanagifufu (?)zhu
>>570274748Please say sike...you can't be serious...
the line about not needing gods would feel more significant if it didnt come from a character thats borderline a godlike chosen one figure in the setting and can fly and summon rains of magical swordsid clap if someone like s11 or grace or even any clanker said it
>>570274751The masculine urge to examine, evaluate, and compare penises.
>>570274798Because they're still figuring out what to do with that role so at some point they should be successful, right? RIGHT?? I need my knight defender waifu who protects me!
>>570274639Look at this tranny getting all bothered over shungus outselling his pedoslops, please someone post remielle so he'll finally kill himself when he's reminded aria's getting retired like the ugly flop she is
>>570274956You forgot that her weapon, the Qingming Sword, literally draws its power from the same god she's fighting, so claiming she doesn't need a god is a big fat lie. YSG without her god-weapon doesn't amount to much.
>>570274279I tend to have the opposite problem.
>>570274956Having godlike power=/=being a God
>>570275015Bro, it's been how many years since 1.0? If they haven't figured it out by now, it's probably intended.
>>570274751You didn't measure dicks in the locker room?
>>570274770if only she were more bottom heavy and had a flatter chest
>>570275143big dick problems?
i can't tell if lucy would say your penis is unimpressive and then cum from just the tip or say that it looks noble and graceful and then fake her orgasm out of pity
>>570275004Wrong board bwi? Heh
>>570274751It's perfectly normal to talk about your cock with your close friends.
>>570275124IT STARTS WITH
>>570275219Yeah, especially in Japanese soaplands.
>>570275153>t.
>>570275136>something I don't understand= creator godThis is what Abrahamics really believe. Does lightning come from Zeus?New Eridu was built by humans not by the creator
>>570274751the only men scared of comparing dicks are the ones with small or ugly dickswhich one are you
"We don't need any gods." - Jesus Christ
>>570274279Jane, Zhao, Soukaku, Piper, Vivian, Fufu, Yidhari
>>570275391what about the small dicked men proud to compare their dicks with their bros
>>570275381it was explicitly laid out the the sword and the creator draw their power from the same godly source bro
>>570271879The real Shunkochad
>>570275143What's that supposed to mean? How big and what are the reactions?
>>570275381We don't actually know why the Creator is called "Creator". It's worshipped because it controls Ether and can even reverse Ether corruption. It also makes it so humans can exist in the Hollows. Its power is godlike. Nobody is saying the Creator is like our irl God in that it made the universe.
>>570275535we call those bottoms
Leaks when?
>>570275473>Jane>Yidhariyou sure?
>>570274956That's why we need a regular average boring guy with no apparent redeeming qualities but he's somehow the strongest entity in the universe, who just also happens to be perfect for self-insertchadding.
We have found out who Nicolefag is.
>>570271879Anon, her story is about being repressed and it end with her travelling around instead of being isolated at the temple.
>>570273415>Shungus trying to be seggsFix't
>>570259779>>570262765>>570269075>>570260079>Zhao>Caesar>UgliestKill yourself
>>570275714Yeah, Jane would tease you for it in a slightly humiliating way but it's all just for fun and she loves you dearly. Yidhari would make comments that are meant to cheer you up and are really not even meant to be humiliating or negative in any way, but it's actually coming across worse than what Jane does.
>>570275725>somehow just give him Ether aptitude so high that he becomes stronger the more he stays inside a Hollowand uhhh he got abandoned inside a Hollow as a child and he's retardedly strong nowthe only reason why he doesn't snap his fingers and delete the Dark Wall is because it'd be boring
It's time to admit you like her.So, go on. Say it.
>>570275754Proof?
>>570274751Spoken like a true closet homosexual or do you see too much similarities in that dick to your own?A man knows what a dick looks like and thus can rate it. Faggot.
>>570272242She is getting buffed in two patches. She is even getting her own ressources bar! Like a limited!!!
>>570275693why
>>570274785>>570274892Vivian, Aria, Nangong, Zhu, Miyabi and Cissia are 100% size queens tho
>>570276026I don't like her.
>>570275908It's true and you know this
>>570275449FVARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Rough sex with True (Shin) Ye Shunguang
>>570276026I do like one thing about her! The fact that her horrendous patch proved that ZZZ will survive even at its worst! It literally can NOT possibly ever get worse than 2.5!
>>570276000KINOOOOOO. I had this idea for a chuuni agent who has bands around his arm to seal his demonic powers. Everyone makes fun of him and thinks he's a schizo but he was actually escaping from a hollow as a child and passed out right as he left. His arm was still inside the hollow for multiple hours so it mutated and he really had those powers.
>>570275908Zhao has to be the ugliest (and the sexiest) Size 0 because she's the only Size 0.
>>570275956>Yeah, Jane would tease you for it in a slightly humiliating way but it's all just for fun and she loves you dearlythis is yuzuha core though
>>570275908Zhao is literally the only 00 body type agent, so she's the de facto ugliest and cutest at the same time
>>570276153Based china and japan humiliating chr*stians in all their games.
>>570275725
>>570276026She cute
>>570275226N-no
>>570276153>before the will of humankindweird thing for a thiren to say but okay sure
>>570276219The fact that even CN polls rated 2.5 as the worst story of Season 2 continues to tickle my funny bone.
>>570275858Don't act like you forgot.
I think Zhao would be relieved to see your small penor because it means you're less likely to kill her during sex
>>570276000>a regular average boring guy with no apparent redeeming qualities>just give him Ether aptitude so high that he becomes stronger the more he stays inside a Hollow>and uhhh he got abandoned inside a Hollow as a child and he's retardedly strong now>the only reason why he doesn't snap his fingers and delete the Dark Wall is because it'd be boringAnon you basically described Harumasa.
>>570276092>100% size queenshow
>>570275124Me after losing the flip for Billy
>>570271028Yeah M2W1
>>570276549True. I think some anon once posted an image that said bnuyy vaginas are like 14 cm deep.
>>570271028If I get her I get her engine. Simple as. If you're not a support I'll get your engine. Simple as.
Does anybody want this stupid dog I found outside?
>>570276504>Not Shungusokay??
>>570276739SHE WANTS LOVELOVE CISSIASHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS SHE NEVER EXPERIENCED IT NOBODY CARED ABOUT HERHUG HER
>>570276620Math and thiren statistics say that Zhao's vagina would be pretty shallow even if aroused. Even a small penis would have trouble fully penetrating her due to tightness.
>>570276739Are Bangboos allowed to use social media? Wouldn't this make it a lot easier to communicate with people not fluent in Eh-Nah?
>>570276783White Fungus is Shungus' true feelings.
>>570276837>SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS SHE NEVER EXPERIENCED IT NOBODY CARED ABOUT HERChalkbros... are we a joke to her..?
>>570276232fuarkk imagine if he unwrapped the arm and it'd look like this
>>570254420cute feet
>>570276837>hug cissia>get bit
>>570276783>>Not Shungus>okay??Shungus hater can't read...
Nitro Fuel Harumasa will be our first SS rank.
M4 Neko will have totalize on ult, and M6 Neko will make it so all backstabs will deal damage as if the enemy was stunned. Source: I really want that
>get bit by cissia>her venom gives me a 4 hour boner>rough sex>cum inside her>die from heart failure
Plapping Shunguang then getting caught by Shifu.
>>570276961fvaaark
you now remember that weird bit about bringer getting possibly replaced by *something*
Dommy shungus is and will always be.
>>570277294Plapping Shunguang precisely as Shifu instructs me
Sex with Alice
>>570277294>She joins inNow what?
Test
>>570277350I took it as more that he had some kind of life-changing religious experience and basically became born again.
>>570277476>>570277425
>>570277438i miss alice
telling sunna that god doesn't exist
>>570277632we just met her in the review event though
>>570277643Sunna replying with Nuh-uh Crist is King
>>570277438THOSE BIG TITS ARE NOT LADYLIKE MISS ALICE!
Telling Sarah that her skydaddy doesn't exist
>>570277350I think that was just the running theory with some dialogue backing it up, but as the other anon said it was eventually confirmed he just went cocoa puffs after he was saved by the Exaltists, possibly Sarah herself. Maybe he was originally intended to be an imposter but they changed it
>>570276572>100% size queensVivian - Never had a penis before, fantasizes about one of them constantly and has set huge expectations for herself after hundreds of erotica writing sessions. Small penis would shatter the fantasy she dreamed of up to this point and her violent masturbation sessions to prep for it have not paid off. Aria - Has of course never had a penis before but her nature makes her curious of every human experience including love and physical intimacy. She's done some research on the subject and gotten a little hyped and excited as her first time neared. She wants to take every positive human experience at its peak and being penetrated by a small penis just isn't hitting the high that she had read about. Nangong - Obvious one. Total brat, matured faster than the other two Angels and already has a good idea of what she wants, which is absolutely not a small ween.Zhu - This bitch is so big and tall there's no chance you're going to please her long ass vaginal canal with a shortstub. Her daily stress needs huge amounts of input to relieve and you can't do it as a shorty.Miyabi - Similar to Aria and Vivian, her powerful VH tier body can't even feel a small penis and the romantic expectations she had to this point would be hurt.Cissia - Outer ring slut, loves excess and overindulgence of vices. Powerful snake thiren body needs a powerful peen to please or she can't even feel it like Miyabi. Small penis just won't do anything for her due to the mundanity of it.
>>570277350I don't actually remember, no. Should that worry me?
>>570276837I really wish that I could hug her
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE KILL MANATO
>>570254420Cute and smelly feet!My dad died of asscancer after months of taking care of him in our house and watching him wither to nothing. I had to quit my job to care for my mom after her brainstroke. My car was just repossessed today so I can't even Doordash. I am gonna be doing some no-smells-barred heavy duty coping with cute stinky cheese and vinegar /zzz/ girlfeets tonight. But I have one Hail Mary I need by Monday so pray for me lads.Yidhari blushing while resting her warm soft moist soles on my face and being super flustered but also endeared by how much I love it!
>>570277895they love BBC too?
>>570277632>>570277680And she's confirmed to be in 3.1's Summer Event
Sunna finding out God is actually Sunbringer and Remielle is her attendant, this somehow culminates in tournament of the strongest agents fighting all out or be wiped out by Sunbringer, for some reason, Sunna sacrifices herself along with Romeul to defeat Joyous and Aria wishes for everyone wiped out previously to be brought back
>>570277350Every NEP plotline even remotely comnected with Zhu yuan was scrapped. Damnation memoria
>>570278183I'm glad the devs lust over her too
>>570278096they don't exist in new eridu after the creator specifically consumed them all during the fall of the old capital
>>570278069No habla esañol sir
Greetings /zzz/
>>570278048>not a prthey must really like this sushi franchise
>>570278268I bet they didn't want to delve into Police Corruption anymore due to rising tensions over there with authority
>>570278350Please kill all the christian jews... draco sama
>>570277714Beating the crap out of Sunna for disrespecting me
>>570278075Bro that sounds really rough, I will pray for you whatever that Hail Mary is about...
>>570278393If that was the case then not why have a plotline of Zhu improving the NEPs. Nah one of the devs hates Zhu yuan
>>570278350
>>570277895NTA but vaginal canal depth doesn't actually correspond to height at all funnily enough.
>>570278069And people tell me Pyrosis is going to replace Shungus when he get line ups like this, and we're only getting one new non Notorious Boss next patch
>>570278350are my pure innocent eyes okay to see something like this
>>570278075You need a hug from Yidhari.
I wonder if there is a recording of someone getting from nothing to M6 in one ten pull
>>570278550Because that would imply there's a problem that needs fixing.
>>570277895The only one of these that doesn't completely butcher their character is Nangong
>>570276942Her and Chalky's relationship is different, sometimes she needs more...
>>570277895Need Nangong big penis humiliation
>>570278350an agent who looks exactly like draco would save our game
>>570278530Ayo what the fuck?!
>>5702789871000 word essay on how
>tfw not small enough to be pitied but not big enough to be respectedAnd it's not just my penis either
https://files.catbox.moe/oh5cm7.jpgAlice's Alices
>>570272242Based kot attempting to cure this faggot of his HIV
What if Jane Doe whispered "here comes the big cheese..." into your ear
>>570279485wait this is not a dick...
>>570279545Cum instantly
vmjeets fucking vaporized holy shit
>>570279545I pull out my Red9 and shoot the barrels
>>570279545what type of cheese?
honk honk
>>570279108>Wow thyat hurts! Can you even myake a gyirl feel gyood with thyat dyisgyusting myonster? >Lyook you're alyeady byottoming out in me, thyat freaky thyang can't gyet any dyeeper! Syo myuch of it cyant even fyeel anything out thyere, hehehehe~
>>570279602Saved
>>570279851Merci Beacoup, mademoiselle Jane!
I might be blind, but I just noticed Nangong has a halo outside of her ult and charge attacks.... What if I took it and ran?
>>570279545I would shit my pants. How did she get inside my house?
>>570279545"Cheese? Which girl took her shoes off? Nyuk nyuk nyuk!"
>>570279851cheesed to meet you
>>570280025It would be extremely painful
>>570279857Are we sure Nangong isn't a cat thiren?
>>570280025Ever play gmod and welded 2 things together? It's like that. Her halo is invisibly attached to her and if you grabbed it you'd just drag Nangong with it
>>570280025She's an actual "angel" thiren so her halo is a part of her body. It would be like ripping her ears off.
>>570280316I no shit just had the thought of driving by on a scooter on some Brazilian shit, grabbing the halo, and then dragging her down the street while she's ragdolling.>>570280359Oh....
>>570278485>Please kill all the christian jews... draco samaThat I shall. New Eridu will be drown, the calamity comes from the sea.
>>570280359Well then, let's rip the halo off. It's her punishment for wasting so much budget and flopping.
I wish Belle was my sister
>Zhu was one of the makn reasons why I started the game>Gets forsaken by the devs>Now my dick belongs to Yixuan>She keeps getting pushed asideMan...
Nicole is so perfect bros....
>>570280601
>>570280601>ordinary girl:|>ordinary girl, my sister, we know eachother best and even our orgasms are synchronized:o
>>570280662There really is a lot to love.
>>570278789Anon, the shilling is going to be different in the next season.
>>570279114>an agent who looks exactly like draco would save our gamefgo collab soon
>>570280642>every year there will be at least one large breasted chinese woman to replace your zhu yuanI wonder who it will be in season 3.
>>570280884My Emperor would never whore herself
>>570279602Good image. Stealing this.
>>570280972Remielle is pseudo ether, no?
>>570280873Okay, then maybe when SD uses more than 1 Season 3 boss I'll consider I don't need Shungus. But until then as long as we're getting fuckass repeats like this one I think the "Pyrosis completely replaces her" narrative is fucking dead
>wormano in shiyu againim tired of worms in my game
>>570280662>>570280859
Sanby robbed me of my 17 S+ streakNo idea why they keep begging to play Sanby when she's THIS bricked, it's like they forgot they haven't released a real electric dps in a year.What am I even supposed to do.
>>570281019>never whore herselffor you
>>570278069D a n oano
>>570281148Remielle doesn't have a chinese name, she doesn't count.
>>570281271your seed?
>>570280884>fgo colabBring my wife>>570281347Remielle DAN
>>570281264I want Nicole to hug my arm while squeezing it in between her breasts on a date as she asks me to buy her something expensive while she bats her eyelashes and goes >Pleaaaaase~~~, big daddy?
>>570281271Skill issue. That SAnby team is still top tier and braindead easy. The only way your score is that low is if all of them are M0W0 with shitty discs.
>>570281515By that logic, Lt.Dan from Forest Gump is also chinese..
Hollows are not a place for high schoolers
>>570281210It's the fact it's him a third time but also Isolde a second time that sends me.Couldn't they at least have used anything else?
>>570281271>mfw I play shitty on purpose to trole /zzz/
you now remember roxy
>>570281271My Sanby doesn't have her sig, has a shitty build, I only unlocked her first potential so far and I also got A. The problem is probably you
>>570281527Raise your piglets, it's not right that you make Lucy do it
>>570280884Goddamn, she's the perfect canvas.
Seed and Promeia are the ugliest
>>570281979They arent ugly, just boring as fuck
I like Obol
I love boring girls
>>570281515>Bring my wifeUshi what attribute and specialty?Draco fire/attack obviously
post THAT
>>570282178OUR HEROES... and harin
>>570280852it also helps that both of them are they're very own character occasionally
>>570282287uhh... I think..... it's........ uhm.......... huh................
>>570282406
>>570282287SPLURT
>>570282415Pardon?
>>570279545Im callin the nearest owl girl I know to get her ass
>>570282178Flora looks very out of place here.
>>570282626AIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>570282178Why is Flora looking at >me
>>570282347>>570282347>>570282347>>570282347
>>570281271this retarded faggot rolled for orphbrick and anbrick while skipping cissiaseed
>>570278075>Yidhari blushing while resting her warm soft moist soles on my face and being super flustered but also endeared by how much I love it!surely they will give the octopus woman a swimsuit
>>570282865>>570282865>>570282865
>wormano fag is up
>wormanofag is at it againyou lostwise wonharem game
>>570282856>>570282904>>570282930
>wormschizo is making falseflag OPs again
>>570283054Is he going to unleash his 6 different schizo personalities and spam himself to death again?
The first occurrence of "wormano" in this thread happened shortly before the Komano OP thread was created.Food for thought.
why doesn't the hoyo top up site come with a shopping cart? feels fucking weird to be making 3 separate individual purchases
>>570275607About 15cm circumference. They laugh and compare how thick it is to their forearm. Some refuse apologize and only offer oral, some force themselves even when it hurts, some are so tight I can't even put it in. It's actually fun when the girl is in some pain at the start but gets used to it after a while.In Japan about a 3rd would have a problem with it, in Europe maybe 1 in 5.
>>570282930>>570282856>neither thread has the new codes
real thread>>570284290>>570284290>>570284290
>>570284318>Didn't add the new codes
>>570282379Wind attacker
