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Wakathread for Wakaday
WAKAFREETHREAD
WE HATE ALL FOXES HERE
>>570304892I love Guacamole on my toast
The Waka posting will continue until morale improves
Can we have a Miyako thread next?
Wakathread
buki sex?
I love Wakamole on my post
Will I be able to save a spark for the gyaru cop if I dump my whole load on the FES banners?
Miyako said she hate general like /bag/ the most
Nun sex
How about some edge?
>>570304979The Strongest
Witchkamo
What did we learn from last thread, /bag/?
Hina should just retire and live with me
It's so over.
>>570305215>it's just flat rio
Whoever came up with Nozomi mama at Nexon HQ deserves a raise.
Easy on the images faggots
>>570305272except not evil
>>570305208We don't care about SEA monkey artist here
>mods supposedly hang around in these threads>Yet they can't deal with the obvious shitposters fucking up the thread for days.
keep posting wakamo's ass please
Some random shit FOX instead of Wakamo is the reason last thread sucked in a major way.
REISA LUST
>>570305207i made this post and Hina already retired and is already living with me
>>570305296This is an imageboard
FOX THREAD
Heard that NYMutsuki and other limited students are coming as an archive banner. Please tell me that permanent archive rolls carry over to this one cuz I already wasted 240 tickets
>>570305374Are you new? The main draw of 4channel is freedom. This is america.
>>570305442But we only have 375 imeji slot per threadSlow down
What's the official /bag/'s position on this issue?Are we PRO-Elephant or ANTI-Pachydermata?
>>570305374posts about blue archive you don't like are not against the rulesgomen aris isn't against the rules, posting about the streamers isn't against the rules, whatever
BA remains relatively niche but financially successful and culturally distinct. Its fans are proud of this "Imperium of Man" style defense. It is frequently contrasted with more mainstream gacha communities seen as diluted or drama-filled.In essence, Blue Archive gatekeeping is proactive cultural defense rooted in aesthetic and thematic preservation. It is unusually successful because the core audience is highly motivated, coordinated, and the developers sometimes yield. Whether this is "healthy fandom behavior" or toxic exclusion depends on one's view of niche hobbies vs. mainstream accessibility. The community itself treats it as existential self-preservation.Grok summaries are so funny KEK
Posting Mika to improve morale
>>570305202I dunno, I'm too old to learn
>>570305474The good news is that you can't use archive tickets on that banner even if you still had them.
>>570305374Have you tried being in the mafia? Have you tried being friends with them?
>>570305493
Waka Flocka Flame
>>570305095She's a gyaru? I thought she was just easy going.
Would you guys consider blue archive to be niche?
>>570305540so you admit the connection, convenient
Naruhodo
soon
>>570305629Yes?
GUH
>>570305313>>570305406>>570305502I'm getting the urge to impregnate
>>570305557
>>569991776I know this is somewhat old but what happened with the aws?
>>570305629Yes and no
>>570305212Is that THE fubuki?
>>570305374>goes crying to daddy authority figure whenever something disagreeable happensFor shameAll of Valkyrie is lauging at you
>>570305557Mika love
>>570305610she's not a gyaru but I don't know if I'm aware of a per se archetype for her. the hawaiian shirt-casual thing is something I see in a lot of male characters in anime tho>>570305654there's obviously a connection it's just nothing to be done about it but ignore
My precious desert rose.
>>570305386I didn't know Mika was this fucking stacked. I love her even more now.
>>570305695This is AII can make her a real woman *unzips dick*
>>570305568In that case don't care
Sex.With Ibuki.
Well?
>>570305945uoooh cunny
>>570305887That's a man
>>570305887Would
>>570305859tempura
slow, steady
>>570305524ExplainWhat meme is this?
>>570305998Disco Utaha
>>570305998Swimsuit Haruna
>>570305524>Hasumi elephantHeh
>>570305557>>570305818>>570305931>>570305869Are we posting Mika now? I don't wanna steal the spotlight from Waka but Mika needs to be posted.
>>570305374Are we sure about this? I've only seen that Haruka thing
>>570304998We love mature woman here
hee hee
>>570306175Wait, it's Ichika.
>>570305208Who is this eceleb again?
>>570306186I will allow both.
Remember to NEVER spread petty hate in /bag/.Unironically /lgbt/ community is big part why /bag/ and all gacha is striving.
>>570306186I just wanted to post something that was better than whatever was shitting up the thread before, for me it's more the merrier
>>570306186just post both of them. Mika-Wakamo hour is quite rare
>>570306221>he wasn't around during reisa's birthdaygood for you
>>570306394Some Sea fag NSFW artist.
shamona
>>570306394Some Pinoy artist that just bandwagons whatever's popular with gooners. He doesn't play any of the games he draws art of.
>>570306531Sydus sensei is a cornerstone of the English BA community, newfag. Thanks to his slop animations, we
>>570306525It's rare because Mikas don't allow other students to get any spotlight. Seia too.
>>570306576What did I do!?
>>570306221>Fox Squad>Haruka>ReisaMods work when they wanna.
>>570306186>>570306465I agreePost more students
>>570306642These past couple of threads
>>570306619Bro died of cringe typing thisRIP
>>570306620That's because the guy who posts her has a pass, so he can outpost anyone
>>570306525I'll post Mika, Wakamo or Izuna. I'm their Sensei how could I not?
Aris has a gorilla grip pussy
[-]
>>570306750What a crackship
>>570306818The best one!
>another fail
>>570306806Monkey's Paw: Her fluid secretions are Gorilla Glue.
>>570306619>slop animationsWait he's a slopper?There are already too many of them, pixiv is unusable because of them
>>570306772Is this why Mika gets hated by /bag/ villains like monkey??
>>570306079>Explain>What meme is this?>ControversyIn June 09, 2026, Nexon and Blue Archive EN announced partnerships or sponsored streams with several creators tied to the Fest update and Twitch drops. Content creators like Fobm4ster (sometimes called Fobmaster) sparked backlash because of their perceived hypocrisy regarding Blue Archive and loli content.Critics accused Fobm4ster of disliking BA since he had previously made negative or dismissive comments about the game and called the entire BA community "pedos".This reignited tensions from the earlier December 2025 sponsorship controversy (which involved CDawgVA and others and was quickly canceled after fan outcry).>"The Elephant in the Room" meme This classic expression refers to a major, obvious issue that everyone knows about but pretends to ignore or downplays to avoid discomfort. In BA discourse, the "elephant" symbolizes the game's niche and unapologetically degenerate elements of the game. Things like heavy loli-adjacent character designs, highly suggestive interactions, harem tropes, specific down-bad memes (e.g., "uohhhh," plapping, cunny humor), and other similar otaku pandering. >Why edits of elephants? Community members create or share photoshopped/edited images (elephants inserted into BA scenes, anime screenshots with elephants, or the classic "elephant in the room: ADDRESS ME" format)This is used as an strategy to mock or call out situations where outsiders (like certain content creators) praise the game superficially — e.g., for chibis, raids, or character designs — while sidestepping, downplaying, or being uncomfortable with its more explicit "for the weirdos" identity
>>570306887WellA hole's still a hole
>>570306002>wakabutt and wakafeetI'm in heaven
>>570306772Maybe... go back a couple of months and there was barely any shitposting with her
>>570306978Yappin' robot.
I'm still spending on BA I don't care about what offends these seanigs on twitter
>he's still goingWhatever, I like foxes
>>570306525Yandere power time hour
>>570306772You think it's good that he spams his studentwife but the truth is by forcing her other anons are repulsed by her.
>>570305524PRO-Elephant!
I've already lost all hope for nexon when they apologized in korean to korean people exclusively that they called taiwan a country. Every single korean user were confused as to why the fuck they did that in the kr twitter.
>>570306954>Mika gets hated by /bag/Nobody is unironically saying except shitposter and schizos
All I get from this supposed controversy is that people who are critical of Blue Archive have been tapped to play the game.I say to just let it happen and let there be an anti-loli shitstorm for two weeks before it blows over, just like every other anti-loli shitstorm that happens on Twitter.
Here's how you easily fix the anime for season 2
Izuna needs more cool moments
>>570307014Meant for >>570306954
>>570306954We only hate Hina here
>>570306186It's humiliating for Mika to be posted alongside a shitfox.
>>570307226>mom hair mixed with crazy scientist messy hairActually perfect femsei design.
>>570307186>muh fubuki narrativeThe closest thing to the truth here is he (you) definitely likes Shuro, but there's organic ones too so it's hard to pin but a flag anyway
>>570305215Izuru Kamukura...
>>570307186Very true. Mika is so repulsive. I think we should continue posting her for the entire thread so we can be rid of this menace once and for all!
>>570306978That's too much text>Nexon and Blue Archive EN announced partnerships or sponsored streams with several creators tied to the Fest update and Twitch drops. I feel like this happened before, or at least something like this.
>>570307367all me btw
SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
>>570307186Not repulsed, but there's a reason she never got back into divegras, when it's all one guy it's kinda obvious and becomes annoying after some time
>>570306954Nah I hate hinafags more.
>>570307208Why do you act like it's something uncommon when someone doesn't like Mika?She's literally 3dpd mentally unstable woman that ruins everything.
>>570307496Well... there's your goal haha
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>570307601ThisAny time someone says anything negative about her the thread immediately turns to shit
I can't sleep.
>>570307601Ruins everything is an exaggeration, but she is the most 3dpd
>>570305679I adore my crippled wife.
>>570307689>most popular student in the game>people get mad when you insult herfucking imagine
>>570306887Does that mean my penis will get knotted to Aris if I fuck her? Like if we were dogs?
>>570307513I thought she isn't in divegrass because she's not a good player, not because 1 guy is forcing her.
>>570307336It's better than the horrible design from xipa
She's so big
>>570305887Eri is real?
I think morale has improved so I'll slow down
Forgib?
Is it just me or do we have a lot more schizos in here right now than usual?
>>570307785I didn't say they get mad, I said they turn the thread to shit
>>570307903maybe if she asses nicely
>>570307896Has it? Compare this to yesterday's threads
>>570307838could be bigger
>>570307896I'm saving all of them, I didn't say stop
>>570307601Forgot your Fubuki image, you fucking troon.
>>570307601>le 3dpd mentally unstable woman that ruins everything.yamn, this spam narrative from someone who doesn't read stories since 2022.I'm convinced anyone who unironically used this argument never read stories and only read summaries
>>570307946Sorry.
>>570307838Mika can be bigger. I'll allow it.
Hina ElephantinaPlana ElephantanaArona Elephantona
>>570307946anni is going on so expect this level of raid for a couple weeks
>>570307959I'm comparing it just to last thread which was kinda shit
Hmmm...
>>570307946Depends on what you would call a schizoWe have good days and bad days, today has been a bad one
>>570307838Mika if she was as big as her ego, but she is so cute she's allowed to be like that.
>>570308013Posters who badmouth students don't play the game.
>>570308102So anything goes? We just need to adjust the definition a bit to suit our preferences?
>>570308052The streamer situation doesn't help
>>570308181You are asking me?I guess, but why?
>>570307513>this divegrass argument again unpromptedaren't you the word cloud schizo? >>569462270
>>570308210what happens when daughter grows up... do you marry her as well?
>>570305998Bunny alts for the rabbits
>you post something I don't like?>you don't play the game>you post something that triggers me?>you don't play the game>you don't say you love my student?>you don't play the game>570308173troon beta bitch mentality
>>570308091THIS BRAT
TIED
>>570308154Mika's ego? I mean, maybe before Volume 3 she had one. She's pretty insecure and egoless these days.
https://x.com/i/status/2065026989078307117
He'll use anything thougheverbeitThe anni and raids were awfully convenient for him
>>570308247The divegrass schizo is the same guy?
>>570308273What would the equivalent be for FOX Squad? I know they make cat suits, but do they make fox suits?
>>570308247>unpromptedDo you have another explanation as to why the girl that is undoubtedly the most posted here is so unpopular when it comes to votes?
Hee hee
>>570307946We got a lot more people trying to ruin the thread than usual. Once again we were too welcoming to outsiders.
>>570308307Fake
Good threads doko
Seia is the most posted here though
Your fault
is inspector Seia actually on the case to discover who is behind the fall of /bag/ and the drop of morale?
>>570308463Check 8bag
i blame the zoos anon that forgot his zoosstick
>>570308463Aoba does this when I smash her from behind.
>>570308503Only for the memes, and she is one of the most voted students too
>>570308307Horrible fake and even then two of the content creators have already streamed.
>>570308307Why was this deleted last thread?
>>570308287and yet they never EVER post proof that they play the game
>>570308463Aoba does this when I fist her shitpipe
>>570307513Hina isn't on the divegrass team either, and I doubt that it's only one guy posting HinaEven though Izuna is rarely posted she's a silver medal, getting on the divegrass team isn't solely based on character popularity
>open /vg/>see this Ad.../bag/ bros? ...momoi bros? ...midori bros?
>our fault this>your fault thatIf reporting barely does anything and the jannies don't even care about deleting blatant shitposting then what else can we do
>>570308637saibashitters are not /bag/ related
>>570308508I'm watching divegrass, later
>>570308356Shrine maiden
>>570305557Yeah man that worked really well
>>570308637>seeing ads at allPretty gay if you ask me
>570308532Is this what this is about? Is that why he does it?
>>570305557Mika is the worst person to post to improve morale.
>>570308637>fap fap fap with anonsI actually did yesterday and it was with a cute /bag/got Momoifag.
>>570308738She improved my morale!
>>570308637I remember thisI was hoping it was gone already...
>>570308704(me)Just realized I'm retarded but I posted Momoi so that's fine
>>570308731You're not the real /bag/ because students get hated here without any consequences.
>>570308794Did you use that ad? does it open a Discord or some weird website?
Korea lost...
>>570308567>already shifting the goalpostsAnyways between this and the word cloud crying you are weirdly obsessed with thread cliques and participation, it's not healthy
For shame
>>570308637>the cosplayer erping faggot was actually a discord tranny trying to groom /bag/Imagine my shock
FFUUCJK
>>570308671
>>570308738Forgot your gookako pic.>>570308979I didn't use the add so I wouldn't know. I've meet him in a /v/ BA thread.
>>570309056>the cosplayer erpingwhen did that ever happened? never seen something like that in /bag/
>>570308897gay
>10 hours agoLol.
WE FUCKING WON
>>570309157>never seen something like that in /bag/You're lucky
Melee or Ranger?
>>570309096This makes me want to dick her down on the temple floor.
Thanks ref ball
Hardboiled sex with Aru
>>570309214This doesn't happen, stop with the ERP and AGP bogymen you schizo.>>5703091572 anons exchange lewd pictures once every 50 threads and schizos think it's something serious.
>>570309270you have already posted this
>>570308738This is probably true, but sometimes it might be HifumiWhich is sad because I like Hifumi
>>570309328I forgot the me.
>>570309262Ranger, of course.
>>570308372It's amusing how one student makes you seethe a lot to the point you suddenly care about divegrass or other pointless shit. You know your post is recognizable.
>>570309262Honestly after the recent update, melee mogs the other classes so hard in Terraria. It's kind of shameful.
>>570309319Nobody falls for your weak shitposts lil bro
>Do the same brain dead easy boss 4 times everyday and fuck you you can't sweep bitch>You want more story? Fuck you faggot wait a whole week. This event is so shit.
how many pyros we get if bad korea win?
>>570309319Whatever you say lil bro
See, the thing is thatTroons will never be womenThis is a haiku
>>570309454>>570309483discord gay friends raiding
>throwing out some bizarre low number like once in 50>also throwing in the other buzzwords for the other reply as well as schizoWell that ties it all together, who could it be behind all of these?
Notice how the past 200 or so posts have been nothing but metapostingHow bizarre
seia can genocide ny family i will love her anywys
>>570309624Bring back Wakamo posting.
>>570309624>metapostingwhat metaposting? we have no raids to talk about currently, just an easy JFD and malkuth battle
>>570309516Yeah you have been outed as a discord tranny already.
>>570309624
Look at these two cute princesses hanging out.
>>570309157Never but the legendary /trash/bag/ threads will never be forgotten
>>570309690I made this a Wakamo thread because that's what fixed the last one If anon has the energy to continue then maybe it'll work again
>>570309745>legendary /trash/bag/ threadsSo what exactly made them legendary?
>>570308353I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case, people called him out back then when he was shitting up the thread >>534076327
>>570304892
ER visit with Aru because she thought anal would be hardboiled but didn't use a flared base to practice
>>570309941If that post is about the gehenna divegrass from the kivotos cup, he's a different guy from the current manager I'm believe
>>570310061>I'm believeMeant to say I believeMidori...
Bluechew is making me love my students and my life again.
based korea won
>>570309723Honestly these two should meet in the story
Soon
>>570309872the amount of cute good looking /bag/gots posting in them, and how lewd and naughty it was always getting in there>>570310250fuck love that line up of girls
>>570310250Would a Shun alt be two separate students or would it be like a stance swapping mechanic?
>>570310220Last time I check North Korea is not participating in the world club
I don't want actual sex, I'll take a handjob and lick/finger blast my student wives if they're OK with it. Maybe sex 110 times a week, but the rest of the time just licking.
>>570309723I fear an arm wrestling contest between these two
>>570309872Baggots cemented themselves as premier gooners and lewdposters, mainly because of their harshly high standards. The biggest cocks, the biggest loads, the cutest posters, the hottest posters, the best cosplayers, the best ERPers, really they dominated nearly every pillar and they pretty much came out of nowhere onto the scene. I think the gamechanger is the typical gatekeeper mentality, at the start they were so exclusive it made baggots even more desirable that people started to play Blue Archive just to get a chance. Nowadays too many larpers invaded so it's not the golden age it used to be. Shame, I still occasionally talk to 2 baggots but they aren't as lewd anymore, the fire died
Alice is a fat fuck, right? How did Sensei carry her along with her amor?
foorball alt soon
I almost pooped my pants
>>570309941>doesn't actually play the game>just plainly hates one school in its entirety >makes post like this:https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/534073440#534077281Sometimes I wonder if these people spend the majority of their time in these threads shitting on more popular students simply out of insecurity and jealousy that their favorites don't get as much content. Totally bizarre how you can hate a huge chunk of the characters in this game, barely play it, and still feel the need to return to the community that discusses it for years. Why even bother
https://cdfront.tower.jp/~/media/Images/Article/News/cafe/2026/BlueArchive/kv_bluearchivecafe_re.jpg
>>570310504Sensei is the strongest student in Kivotos
Worst Korea WON
FREE 10 ROLL INCOMING
>>570310541That or baiting for (You)s. Take your pick.
Rio smacking Keibot into an Avant Garde to create the ultimate fighting robot
>>570310337>>570310447>Baggots cemented themselves as premier lewdposters>the hottest posters>the best cosplayersAre you both high?Literally in the previous thread there was a 250lbs fatso anon talking how he started to eat less and walk more because he almost had a heart attack.
>>570309262Summoner is the only class that isn't functionally just ranger by the endgame
>>570310615Why does Alice keep calling me weak then?
>>570309624it only started because the usual certain student hater started schizoposting >>570306620 >>570306772once again they're mentally ill and you can't prove me otherwise
FREE 10 PULL INCOMING???
>>>/sp/Stay on your own fucking board.
>>570310712This was almost 2 years ago and not everyone is a gooner. I'm specifically talking about the ones that participated during the Golden Age.
>Start shitpost cause traitor general is so deadLmao.
>>570310712That thread had a strict no fat small dicked sensei allowed policy.
If you told me 2 and a half years ago that Akira still wouldn't be released by now, I would have called you a liar. >>570310715Kinda the problem with Terraria, yeah. It's a game of distance so the meta always needs to involve ranged weapons. Oh well it's still fun as fuck anyways
Waka
>>570310504Sensei is actually an infinite amount of Senseis crammed into one area.It takes an infinite amount of Sensei to lift one Aris.They can also pat Aris through solid glass somehow and look like this.
>>570310914>>570310793>no fat small dicked sensei allowed policy.Stop here, what's your problem with small dicks?Senseis "less endowed" also have human rights
>>570311113Nobody really cares, it's all online and remote stuff, retard
Why does Wakamo have so much good ass art?
>>570311113>sensei>human rights
>>570311113Sensei hasn't grown since elementary...
Why is everyone on 4chan an erping faggot?
I saw Kim in the stands
If Wakamo is strong why is she almost always a jobber each time she appears in the story?
>>570311245It goes way back to 2006 /a/
Wakamo is just Tamamo for zoomers
>>570311245first time?
>>570311312It will be different next time, I swear
>tfw girthy 8in ppI don't know if Niko would kill me or be elated.
>>570311187If "nobody really cares" why you say that Senseis with small dicks are not allowed?See:>no fat small dicked sensei allowed policy.Why block something that supposedly "doesn't matter"?
>>570311557Because you made it up due to your low self esteem
Are you fit /bag/?
>>570311391Don’t Zoomers love Umamusume?
>>570311458You said that last time
I love big tits.
>>570311614No.
I miss milking my fellow /bag/gots none of them login anymore.
>>570311614I have one giant ab
>>570311654Yuuka does not belong here
>>570311657Fuck, I was looking for this all day. Next game
>>570311685Milk this *unzip*
>>570311614Yes
>>570311654>slop
>>570311654Imagine the smell
>>570311654Hasumis tits and height should be much bigger.
>>570311774forgot your spoiler tag
>>570311614I used to be swole as fuck when I used to do lift heavy weights. I was able to bench 315lbs, squat 500+ free weight and run 5 min miles. I've kept some of my mass, but I've overall deflated. Now I just jog and use resistance bands.
>>570311760uhkirby is a man though
>>570311924Post the soundpost
>>570311614>Are you fit /bag/?Real question for the Sumire and Akemi anonsI weight 110kg and I'm about 165cms tallHow can I fix my weight when I don't have access to a gym? Also no money for fancy healthy food or personal equipment
>>570312035Calisthenics and jogging.
>>570312035Eat less, walk more. You can afford to walk for 30 minutes every day. Calculate your calories for the day and maintain a calorie deficit, soon enough you'll start losing fast.
>>570305002not true! you're ugly
>>570312035Not those anons, but just run and get a bucket and some rocks. Exercise is literally free. Also EAT LESS sugar and junk food and you will be able to afford healthy food
Wak and the wife.
This is why the other tab is better
>>570312035Take a walk more often. Change your diet. Do stretches and light exercises.
>>570312247Then go join them then you stupid nigger.
>>570311614No but I should start working out, I'm almost 30 and my joints started cracking
>>570312296no :)
>other thing is competitively fastoh no haha, that's terrible
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2065287038266724408
>>570312296He's just upset this place is more lively than the traitor's tab
>>570312296Is it true that you have a parasocial affection towards this place, anon? I remember seeing some archive screenshot
It's Alice
>>570311239Shota Sensei is now canon
Someone post it.
Blue Archive is literally changing my life for the better and I'm happy to read more anons want to be healthy. I finally understand that screencap of the anon who works out for his waifu because he wants to be good enough for her
>>570312486No i don't.
it
>>570312543>anon who works out for his waifu because he wants to be good enough for herI do this too
>>570312035Along with walking like everyone has said, track literally EVERY calorie possible. You have to be very strict and accurate for it to work. You might just have to straight up skip some foods if you can't get an accurate calorie estimation.Earlier this year I lost 20lb in 2 months by walking a lot (I walk several miles a day for work), lifting a few times a week and maintaining a 600-1000 calorie defecit according to what the myfitnesspal app said my daily intake should be. Also it doesn't happen right away, it took a couple weeks for any of the weight to drop but when it started to drop it became a steady couple lb a week. It'll suck, you'll be exhausted, but it's a real test to see just how bad you want it.
>>570312035Don't drink sugary liquids & limit beer consumption - that alone will drop you 30-50 pounds fast. Push ups/planks/squats when you have some free time AND BE CONSISTENT. Work your way up to doing heavy cardio - the better blood flow will make your dong harder too.
>Ctrl+F [del>2 resultsGreat work, jannies.
>>570312782They only delete your posts if you make fun of their political beliefs.
>>570308637You made that
>>570312593Soos
>>570312782Thanks
>>570312017>Spamming the image literally all day>Literally never posts the second image
>>570312708>make teaseMy bad. I corrected it already.
>>570313002I just saw it on my feed, gomen
>>570307838Mika if she was written by nasu
>>570312782There's nothing explicitly against the rules with being a troll as long as you pick your battles carefully. Fursite is long gone so scat is donezo
>>570312017Why is this so funny?
>>570313041Sensei's such a bitch at times.
What are you listening /bag/?
>>570312453Chocominto flavour is popular.
>>570313041先殺私死
>>570313127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi-VV01QYPY
>>570313041kek
>>570313127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLRLta-9WRE
tourist herewhat's the name of the pink cat child in a bikini?i saw her on xitter but lost the post
>>570313127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgQ8sa0HPtQ
Test
Czech bros...
Say yeee?
>>570313127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sUISA9rp3c
>>570313280She's an NPC unfortunately
>>570313127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwNkoJivV-Y
>>570313447so no name?
>>570312116>>570312185>>570312286>>570312648>>570312747Thanks anonsI do have an important question though, does this stuff work (reduce calorie intake, running, walking, etc) if I cannot change the ingredients of my diet and I can only reduce them?The only food I can access is:>white rice>tuna cans>fruit flavored dust for drinksThat's literally the only food I have access everyday and no realistic means anytime soon to change it No I'm not in prison, but even buying simple greens like lettuce, spinach or tomato is out of the budget
>>570313601Nope. We just call them [school name] mob or mob
>>570313601Something about Chlorella observation clubso Chlorella-chan
>>570312453
>>570313601Hyakkiyako Chlorella Observation Club Member
>>570313615Surely you have access to eggs at least. Rice makes you fat, tuna is good but we can do better surely. Not even milk? Where the fuck do you even live and not get bored of eating tuna and rice every day?
>>570313615change rice into bread for one thing
>>570313696She's also the yin yang club mob
>>570313615are you in like house arrest
>>570313615Reduce the rice consumptionDrink plain waterSave more money to actually eat more greens
>>570313525Mika love!
the smeg meg club
>>570313970this doesn't exist, wake up
>>570313696>>570313658>>570313648that's good enough thanks brosthis is the sexiest character in your game btw
>>570314028if the meg club (feat. smeg) means im dreamin then im not wakin up
>>570313925
>>570313615Isn't eating a lot of tuna bad for you because of the mercury?Anyway, just eating less should be sufficient, but this inquiry is probably better suited for /fit/ than a gacha general.
Get fit so you can fit inside a locker with your students, fatties!
>>570314118It’s true
So cute
I somehow have 40/40 tickets... I'm bricked!
wew lad...
>>570314301why can't we have Ibuki dressed like this?
>>570313695She's so pretty
>>570314573gonna make Ibuki cry twice.
>>570314526Microbikini Ibuki for anniversary soon
>>570314526Pandemonium Summer soon. Micro bikini Ibuki and Iroha.
>>570314118Just like the Spaniards when they arrived to Latin America, a god post graced us.
>>570313127I listened to Mahler's 9th symphony while I walked.
>>570313838>>570313754>>570313918>Where the fuck do you even live and not get bored of eating tuna and rice every day?The reason is that I live in a third world country with a freegibs program for families dealing with extreme poverty. My family qualifies, and the government give us every month a bag of rice, tuna cans and drinks power packs to cover the food. However no greens, no bread, no milk and no other protein are included. Also we are allowed to live rent free in this government house with wifi and just pay a small fee of utilities every month.The main issue is that my parents are old and cannot work, and if I get ANY job the government will no longer consider us in the extreme poverty category and would cut off the freegibs food and asks us to move elsewhere. So if I get a job, it HAS to pay good enough from the get go to maintain 3 persons, rent, food, utilities, etc. So it's better for us that I don't get any job at all unless I can guarantee a solid salary, but that's bad for me because I cannot pick smaller jobs to build my career resume and eventually get promoted like anyone normally would
Post wolf seggs
>>570314092
I think it's quite impressive that despite have next to no story relevance, she gets such much love and fanart due to her design being just that good.give her another alt to make her relevant again in the gameplay meta so I can see her more
>>570314968jesus h. christ the incentive be perverseI'm sorry bro that's grim. not sure what to do to get you out of that
>>570314983I do this.
>>570314406Imagine the stoatsex
>>570314968tuna and plain rice every single day just sounds depressing anon. i'm sorryi guess illegal sources of income are preferable in your situation
I think it's
>>570315013too overdesigned for my taste, i despise asymmetrical socks
>>570314968I usually make fun of poorfags but you seem like a cool guy, RIP. Just don't overdo the rice and drop the powder thing and you should be good. That's not enough calories to even get fat I think. Stay strong, brother
Every time I read some story about some random anon getting fucked over, it makes me wanna do some anonymous help program to help these fuckers out, but then I remember there's always some faggot who will just abuse it and fuck the needy anons over.
>>570315354It's never a good idea to drop donations on a system that never actually reaches the intended benefactors
>>570314968Best wishes anon
>>570314968I saved this picture, now it's yours. Blue archive.
>>570314968I didn't know Hiyori was real...
>>570315414Hikari yo
>>570315269wakamo has good design concepts underneath it all and I personally like the socks but her outfit needs to be a little more "school uniform" simple, she was designed early in ba's lifespan when they didn't fully understand how to synthesize the seven prisoners concept with the simple outfit style. I think maybe that's the third alt she should get, school wakamo
where's my promised apolopyrox
>just noticed that bHoshino is blueGuess my entire blue roster became irrelevant after this one banner. At least her armor is yellow and not blue so my ue50 track Yuuka I maxed at the start of the game has some use
>>570315414I need a piece of that pale ass
>>570315269understandable, I do also think her legwear is the weakest part of her design. Everything else is gold though.
>>570314968you can still count your calories with what you haveunironically just type on google "how many calories are there in xxx grams of rice" and then work from there.
>>570315549Attack type does not matter outside of damage dealers
>>570315354I once gave a Peruvian anon friend my tax return money of $1000 because his mom and brother got killed in a car crash and he couldn't afford his chronic illness meds anymore. He had to sell his poorfag home and computer and live in a local church for months but the money I gave him helped him get job training and food plus a very cheap phone so we could keep in touch through email. He eventually found an HR job at a quarry but we decided to cut ties. I hope he's okay now with that cushy job.
>>570315013>>570315269>>570315498Kinda wish we got Wakamo (Murasaki)
>>570315605bHosh is in fact a damage dealer you know
>>570315549BHosh damage is only relevant on like Pelolo
Why do we keep making posts on /g/?
>>570314968>having a job puts you in a worse position than not having a jobGod I wish that were me
>>570315695
>>570315549Bruh you are going to need her for Peroro.Aris ain't gonna do shit in that raid.And Defense Hoshino still has shit load of utilities
>>570314713>>570314705pinky promise? it won't be for a different club right? haha...
>>570315723he can't eat donuts foobposter
>>570315650Edgeshino has two modes you know
>>570315354I got a free n3ds xl from a dutch /bag/got. He didn't reply to my email but I hope he's still playing BA and visits this general.
>>570315795I know you know
>>570315498Is a more simple look even possible story wise? Unless she gets a dedicated story showcasing daily life, uniform wakamo somewhat clashes with the idea that she's a fugitive/vagrant on the run with no school to really fall back to hence the lack of a normal/simple design.
>>570315747That's mine
>>570314968I'll pray for you and your family, anon. Best of luck.
>>570315081>>570315147>>570315292>>570315453>>570315462>>570315581>i guess illegal sources of income are preferable in your situationThanks anons again for the suggestions. I will stop blogging here, but I will genuinely embrace your tips, I might remain poor but at least I can get /fit/ I guess.But yeah other people on similar situations (we all live in adjacent government houses) use under the table sources of income as a clutch to get money and still quality for the freegibs.Stuff like crypto, but I'm too stupid to deal with investing and I don't have money in the first place to invest. And I might be a naïve faggot but I don't want to do illegal stuff even if our lives would be drastically better with a bit of extra money. One of our neighbors in another government house hanged himself last year because was working with the local drug mafia and couldn't pay a huge debt. The mafia still came for his family though.
>>570315978
>>570313041
>>570315960
>>570316016don't look at crypto as "free money if you're smart enough"all of those fags are gambling. It's gambling
>got a new monitor, enjoying it so far>boot up BA>notice there's a slightly darker stuck pixel right on top of the campaign button on the main screen
>>570315774It’s practically confirmed
>>570315958I guess you'd have to have her re-enroll somewhere, most likely hyakkiyako. The thing is the closest we've had to a hint of that happening is the hyakkiyako summer event but that's only a hint insofar as she interacted with the school at all, it hasn't really come up as a possibility for her.
>>570316016Damn, this is somehow a worse life than Arius mobs in Arius District
>>570315498Izuna's outfit features the same kimono-plus-school-uniform concept but wakamo's is a sukeban
>>570316016Crypto is gambling. Just fine an honest under the table income, I'm sure that's readily available as you describe the trap I bet many people there suffer from
Mine the Phantom
>>570315978>>570316035I miss her guys
>>570316082>>570316163we love gambling /here/
>>570316229Koyuki’s underwear…
>>570316158I will go to my fucking grave believing izuna and wakamo were supposed to have a lore connection at some point in development. They're both foxes from hyakkiyako and they have every goddamn design element in common even unto the asymmetrical socks, and wakamo's mask is very much a "ninja thing" at last in pop culture.
Izuna is a kind hearted earnest girlWakamo would slash your tyres
>>570316228What happened to her? Too racist in the wrong neighborhood?
>>570316368It would have been cute as fuck if Izuna was Waka's lil sis.>>570316468>tyres
>>570316478she made about 16 too many clanker jokes
>>570316505>It would have been cute as fuck if Izuna was Waka's lil sis.I hold out an incoherent hope that they'll do something like that someday. We don't have any non-twin siblings do we? Am I forgetting someone super obvious?
>>570316093you can get a monitor rma'd for that if there's enough dead pixels
>>570316638>We don't have any non-twin siblings do we?You're forgetting Shun and Kokona
>>570316082>don't look at crypto as "free money if you're smart enough"Back in 2020/2021 there were many crypto airdrops worth thousands of dollars that had low requirements to getI got over $10k for having an ENS domain name that cost $50 to register>bluearchive.eth is registered until 2031
Thank god I'm too retarded to do crime.
I doubt Im gonna get anyone else from gacha so might as well redeem someone. Let the last digit decide who I get, 1 to 0. Not counting the nigger because I'm already halfway done with farming her
>>570316746Aru…
>>570316095i like the pink one
>>570316638Does Aris and Kei count?
>>570316764Enjoy the dog sex, white man.
>>570316764Hibiki
>>570316746Being too retarded was never a problem for Aru
>>570316687Ach I knew it. I think the hair color difference keeps that from sticking in my memory weirdly.
>>570316713thats completely different since you were doing this shit in 2020 retard
>>570316787Personally think I’d prefer something other than one pieces but it does look nice too
>>570316868>>570316687how do siblings even work? students don't have parents
I hope my job interview went well
>Miyo's momosI feel like I'm gonna get Misery'd by herbut I also like the mental image of being groggy and sleepy and just headpatting hera lot of these l2ds are funny when thinking about the logistics of headpatting or cheek pulling or whatever, like that one otogi pic
>>570316971Yeah I wish summer Ibuki wear a bikini
>>570317002They're born out of cabbages. Sometimes the same cabbage produces more than one student, but it is rare. It's likelier that two students will come out at once like a double-yolk egg
>>570317002They just exist and there's no real need to explain further than that really unless it adds to the story
>>570317009godspeed
>>570314968Tuna is protein you retarded pinoyStop paying internet and sell your phone and get a fucking job you retarded lazy motherfucker
>>570317009Hope you get that job Sensei
>>570317009sora.png
My last interview was to for a position as a tutor and they never called me back
>>570316971i think one pieces are better for completely flat girls because it brings attention to their whole erotically rectangular torso while a bikini wastes attention on something they don't have.
>>570315354>random anon getting fucked overHe's getting obese from free stuff worth more than a monthly salary he could only dream of. The only people getting fucked over are tax payers funding his NEET lifestyle.
>>570317189>to forforgive me Midori I am sleep deprived and it's almost 3AM
>>570317009>>570317189I don't think a BA player should be working as a Teacher or Tutor...
>>570317189>>570317278
>>570315354I only help fellow white anons not some lazy retarded brownie from SEA
>>570317278you can ignore Midori for like 8 months now, it's not supposed to be obvious ESL flagging its just shitposting
>>570317330That's exactly the main issue...
>>570317189next time don't tell how much you want to fuck your students
>>570317280what if i like working with kids
>>570317009good job anon, praying you will get it so you will be free from money burden
>suddenly positive /bag/
>Deleted instantly
>>570317280NTA but I don't want to. Gen alpha is fucked my nephew (he's 7) can't even talk properly.
>>570317513what about negative /bag/
why /bag/ love rectangle body? no breasts no ass no sexual appeal
>>570317513/bag/ is first and foremost a Christian General.Positivity and hope are the norm around here, not the exception.
>>570317553This is why millennials shouldn't had bred. They just created a generation of idiots
>>570317721Ironic
>>570317189Same. I'm able to teach most of the STEM related courses, up to the advance classes but I never got a call back.
>>570317717Don't forget the Mormons and Muslims too
I really have no prospects as a NEET that dropped out of university. I might just join the army. Blue Archive.
>>570317691they look light and fragile and that makes them feel more precious and delicate, like a crystal goblet
>>570317897lmao dude drew everyone's halo but saw Niya's halo and said
>>570317897>score high enough on the asvap to choose any job i wanted>still chose recon as my job during a time of warAnd I'll fucking do it again too.
>>570317897KEKreally nice pic, I like it
>>570310250i can't imagine how lewd the l2d of swimsuit kisaki could be the most tame thing would be she pinning (you) down or doing some striptease
Goodbing /bing/
This thread is ASS
You know it's weird because I though /bag/ would be talking about the big news
>>570317897at least you are still youngt. unc
>>570318454>traced man butt
>>570317897Things aren't better even if you finished uni.
I have a graduate program that'll pay me to study and a professor who offered me a well paying job before it even starts Blue Archive
>>570318454Right cheek looks fucky
>>570318614how would you know? you seen a man's butt or something?
>>570318870bro? your own ass?
what am i supposed to do with those stupid yellow stones?nothing there is worth it
>>570319027>leaving the OOparts untouchedRetard
>>570319027>buying the windowretard
>>570319060that's not very nice
Iroha Sex
>>570319027the discs and 1.5M creds
>>570319030Ok kike
>>570319027Smart tard
>>570319150Yeah I agree
>polkek sharty nonsense deletedfinally
>>570319150iroha love
POST
>>570319027>less than 1b credits>wahh everything in the shop is useless
Ui is in the gym.
ded
>>570317717CATholic not Christian.
Choose your cook
Wakamo's mom bod
>>570319027The amas and window are craftable you stupid retard
>>570319849My foxy wife.
why is she like this?
>>570319929crafting is for the birds
>>570319558
>>570319929https://schaledb.com/furniture/210394They literally aren't you fucking retard
>>570319987I don't get it.
>>570319837I remember a Sisterhood drawing with this joke and Sensei is dressed in cat merchandise
>>570320057She saw your cock and got horny
>>570317009Please censor words like j*b
>>570319060>>570319113>>570319364the newdogs sure are barking today
>>570320228This makes it even WORSE
>>570320228You're still a retard
>>570319837Mari has a deagle she’s American
Odds take a napEvens take a nap after jerking off
>>570320305The OG Deagles were Israeli
>>570320228>playing this long and still doesn't clean the shop of T4 OOPartsRetard
never goon
>>570320228Who cares, you're still a fucking moron
>>570320228you should know better by now instead of asking dumb questions
>>570320369It's a sign!Repent sinner
Mari wishes she was cool
>>570320228gee the bots sure are in full speed today
>>570320390NTA, but retard
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrGoIyFp4Wo
>>570320526>NTA Get his dick out your mouth then retard
>>570320228>4 year player can't think for himselfNice self own
>bought account
So uh, do I buy the T4 parts or more Toki elephs...
>>570320612If you're starving for them, buy them
>>570320564How did Niko surpass the Foxes as the most popular FOX?
>>570320612That indoor mood boost is surely going to make the difference!
>>570320548Maybe stop saying stupid statement then
>>570320720Pink
>>570320756Maybe stop being a faggot then
>>570320720Look at what happened to Nozomi latelyIts the power of motherhood
>>570320612It's cheap nigga just get it
>>570320720She's lovely and cute.
>>570320747She makes Natsu look like a prude
>>570320883how expensive are replica student guns?
https://x.com/i/status/2065253030543671319Somehow I want this Mari
>>570320612No, get 2.67 Toki eleph instead
>>570320883>Hyakkiyako themed room>...and then Haruka
>>570320969It's airshart. Just find a local seller and apply the airbrushed paint yourself.
Imperial Mausoleum Nagisa.https://x.com/kakapomilk/status/2065267878665052491
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>570321046>just traffic weapons broWhy are you like this?
>pink>mommy type who cooks delicious food for (you) >kind>works hard>flat foxg-guh, I kneel
>>570321127Bro?
odds megevens smeg
>>570321132You forgot the part where she spies on you, tries to claim ownership of you and takes you to the bedroom
>>570321232
>bought account>tranny raider>xitter spammer>discord spammer>other tabber
>>570321127Airshart=AirsoftThey shoot plastic pellets with a CO2 propellant. I live in a open carry state, so I can just buy an actual gun and doll it up, but I wouldn't do that to a actual gun lol.
>>570321132Why is her slight head tilt so lewd?
>>570321279I don't kiss and tell
>>570321132Guys who are into "mommy" types are manchildren. You need a parent, not a partner.
>>570321132why did you specify flat
>>570321471turn back time 25 years for me and my life is yours.
>>570321471>partnerFaggot
>>570321362If you look, she tilts it to the right and uses her left ear to listen forward. Since she uses a shotgun and shotguns are fucking loud as fuck, she may have a case of tinnitus in her right ear. I used the same model as her when I breached and room cleared and yes they are fucking loud.
>>570321471You sound raped and retarded
>>570321035There's Hare too
>>570320883what the fuck is that bigass monitor?
>>570320883>all this shit>couldn't afford even a single chair
Hate it or love it, the underdog's on topAnd I'm gon' shine, homie, until my heart stopGo 'head, envy me, I'm rap's M.V.PAnd I ain't going nowhere, so you can get to know me
>>570321584I have the same model. It's an ASUS that rotates. It's good for reading.
>>570321606>he needs a chair
>>570321539The fuck? I never even noticed the ear was leaning forward I just noticed her head tilt. Now that's deep lore. And wear your ear protection, Niko can't use it normally
>A sus
This Niko has big assets?
>>570321608>Balenciagahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvQZjsOkZMA
>>570321471> Not wanting motherly qualities on the noher if your children.You sound like the kind of loser that pay those alpha male classes
Time for pats.
Pat you are students
>Aru outdamages D.Hina on MalkuthI will never doubt my first wife again...
>>570321902holy kek
>>570317897nice try, glownigger. i've seen the exact same line on /pol/ countless times already. i'll just let you know, if you show up in front my door to draft me, i'm gonna stab you. i don't care. i'm not dying for israel.
>>570321902say that again but less mad this time
>>570321902This is a sigma general
>570321471This is bait you fools
>>570321950It wasn't, and thanks for being off again
>everything i don't like is bait
>>570322069Early alarm clocks are actually a good thing.
>570322075That's a chimp argument. Go ook ook for us again you've been at it on and off for 14 hours
I liked this guy's writing style, why did he leave?
>>570322002please don't compare elegant Nagisa to a failed sigma cuck.
>>570322002Both of the people in this image commit tax fraud
>>570322002ThisSigmas recognize that a loving mother results in strong men.
>>570322002Tate would pimp out his students.
>>570322075
>>570322296A real chad knows the most important woman in his life is his mother
>>570321950>>570321952You're both getting pats
Hand me a 9 and I'll defeat foes
>>570322326But would tate read his momotalks?
>>570322002>his dad was a nigger and was working for the CIAIn retrospect, everything makes sense kek
>>570322459Just the one's he wants to fuck for a week and then make her spread her butthole while camwhoring.
>>570304892made for sensei dick
I NEED like 40 of these things to swarm me like ants on a dying cockroach, covering me completely in a tangle of frenzied consuming limbs, until the swarm disperses, my body gone, but the swarm now counting 41
>>570322617MY FUARKING HERO
>>570320720The other foxes are just boring.>OtogiUgly short hair>Tsundere no. 5She's so basic I can't even remember her name>YukinoWhat even is her personality?
>>570322617So this is the team everyone is using?Who are the specials? I have been doing Kisaki and Reisa
>>570322757not for memine is sHanako/aAris/uNeru/ArumReisa/sShiroko
>>570321471>partnerWhy are millennials such faggots?
Does /bag/ have a dream weapon? I personally want a .50 cal Beowulf rifle.
>>570322734Sissification anon...
>>570322734Nice tranny fanfic bro
>>570322882Optimus Prime's rifle
>>570322882cool
>>570322757I used D. Hina instead of Aru for the true bluefes experience
>>570322882yeah I want a loaded shotgun to paint my walls and ceiling with
>>570319987Just fapped to the thought Toki saying that and taking a pic of my dick and running away before I can even tell her to stop.
>>570322253This dude left before BA even opened up JP server. For like 4 years nobody even knew who he was until recently
>>570322882the SVD, I'm surprised there's no red winter student that uses it yet
>>570322996Haruka, stop posting.
Are you meant to buy them all?
Bake please
>>570323061I haven't needed to buy anything from the normal shop other than the bottom 2 rows for a long time.
>>570322757bAris is all you need
>>570321608>>570321868Only Nonomi can afford Bluenciaga... and just the shoes
>>570323254She kills and rapes niggas
>>570322882idk much about guns but i want AS-VAL/Vintorez
>>570323158>haven't needed
>>570323263Nonomi can afford one PS3 with one game... can you?
>>570323061just the orbst. ran out of orbs
>>570323061I either buy just the reports or buy out the whole shop if I'm running low on stones.
>>570323282>She kills and rapes niggasWE do that here here and you're next!
>>570323348>>570323348>>570323348
>>570322887>>570322910thanks sensei~
>>570323326pffft haha... FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
>>570308073?
>>570320720Pink bonus
