>skibiditionPreviously on /coopg/: >>570155879>Latest News/UpdatesDarktide:Skitarii Alpha Primus is coming to Warhammer 40,000: Darktide!https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/skitarii-alpha-primus-is-coming-to-warhammer-40-000-darktide/121730Hotfix 1.11.6 - Patch Noteshttps://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/hotfix-1-11-6-patch-notes/121381Kuli's guides for beginners:https://steamcommunity.com/id/kulii/myworkshopfiles/?section=guides&appid=1361210Vermintide 2:Weapon balance update! Patch 6.11.0 patch noteshttps://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/weapon-balance-update-patch-6-11-0-patch-notes/121528>Also Exist:Space Marines 2Deep Rock GalacticHelldivers 2PaydayThe Outlast TrialsStarship Troopers ExterminationAliens: Fireteam EliteKilling Floor 2BarotraumaLeft4Dead 2Ready Or NotGTFONo More Room in Hell 2Remnant 2Back4BloodEarth Defense Force 6WWZThe Forever WinterFBC: FirebreakKilling Floor 3Daimon BladesJohn Carpenter's Toxic CommandoFar Far West:and others>Future gamesDen Of Wolves - TBADarkSwarm - TBABlight: Survival - TBADeep Dish Dungeon - TBA>Build planners:Vermintide 2: http://ranaldsgift.com/Deep Rock Galactic: http://karl.gg/Darktide: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor
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So, the reason Grendyl refused to requisition Skitarii at Hadron's request was likely because he's a shrewd inquisitor and didn't want one of his underlings commanding a private army that will answer to her over him, right?
I think the skitarii will get the crusher, the shock mauls, the plasma rifle the uhhhhhh
How are you going to dress up your skitussy, anon?
>>570309218Something like this
>>570309218You seem to be implying that there will be any cosmetics
>>570309610>default>premium>penance>aquila storeYes. There will be cosmetics
>>570309358Cute! :3>>570309610We've already been shown more customisation than arby, anon
skitussy toilet isn't even out and I already know how I'm going to build him
>>570309860No you don't
>>570309971I do, I picked out all the best nodes based on their pictures, and as a practiced racist I am excellent at judging a book by its cover.
Do we get to name our skulls?
My skittle is going to have the tightest bunghole before it gets ruined by all the big nasty men on board the Mourningstar. Gapey and dripping by level 10, glazed puffy donut by level 30
Did they nerf weapon sacrifice XP really, REALLY fucking hard within the past 6 or so months? I swear I used to be able to get weapons from 0 to 20 by burning like 20-30 greens, but I just dropped 30 oranges and barely got halfway to max.
>>570309156That, and bringing in the AdMech is always a headache because they have a very annoying tendency to go “it’s my way or the highway goy get in my way and I’ll phone back to my forge world and tell them to delay your shipment of weaponry to this sector and get you killed in the process :^)” so if you don’t have your own playing cards to levy against them you can very quickly find yourself being the one bossed around.
>>570310230You are sacrificing low lvl weapons. Weapons bought at lvl 30 give much more mastery
>>570310350Oh shit you're right, i was just leveling a new char so the weapons were bottom level
>>570310117we should at least be able to choose who the venerable donor of the skull wasfor me it's a sister of battle skull with mounted onaholetime to activate my blitz...
>>570310503Also just sacrifice greens. It gives you the best sneed for your feed
>>570310825Foreverial sex toyified and loving it
>>570310117Do you think we'll get servo skull skins ala arbitty titty?
>>570311168we already know there are servo skull skinsthing is, they're only for the laspistol one, so the flamer and medicae are stuck like that forever
>>570311168Yes. Pay attention
Am I fucking crazy or are trappers making zero noise?
>>570311345Sometimes they don't
>>570311345Oops sowwy... All my skitty cummy wummies have lubed up their gear so it's silenced 3:
>>570311449Cool it with the repulsive and obnoxious porn addicted tranny humor
>>570311542Humour? Is not a joke I sowwy!
>>570311635You are abusing the fact that people are generally tolerant and non-confrontational to the point that they will allow you to disgust them and make them uncomfortable. You are genuinely repulsive and insufferable and you should stop shitting up our general
>>570311542>>570311980>chuds are allowed to spam the same stale "jokes" a million times over>but this is not allowedLol, lmao. Taste of your own medicine
>>570311980Ahhh but I can't help it trapper appears suddenly and pweeooomm his web snares my clitty! It so scawwy I can't help but spurt and his gunny wunny gets sprayed with my cummies 0.o
>>570311345Silent bursters and trappers have always been an issue.
>>570312051>whataboutism>>570312187Fuck off and kill yourselves
>>570312280>whataboutismNah this seething is hilarious. If your skin is too thin to shrug off some mere femboy talk you don't belong here, the birthplace of /d/ickponies
>>570312398At least you aren't even pretend like you aren't being malicious and recognize how repulsive you are to normal people. You shit up every space you inhabit for everyone hoping that you'll catch a stray "chud"
>>570312568How is this any different to chuds just flinging slurs everywhere trying to catch a stray "leftie"? You are both one and the same
sniper vet with bolt pistol, is pretty good, its like regular bolter, except you dont take a million years to reload, so you can actually shoot shooters with it, and you waste shots burst firing or full auto when you want to fire super accurate hip shots
>>570312659Make sure to point it out once you see the "chud" equivelant of a mentally ill anti-social freak who's entire personality is being a grotesque porn addict
>>570313048chuds are just anyone who these trannies don't like whereas these trannies are someone who nobody likes, especially girls. i can't tell you how often girls have complained to me over people with porn addict humor ruining their comfy online spaces
You stick with the team to stay in coherencyI stick with the team to pretend me and the Ogryn are a scrappy pair of best buddies who always have each others backsWe are not the same.
>>570313361And if there is no ogryn?
I am about to jork it, just thought anon who is calling people porn addicted should know
>>570313419alt+f4
>>570313048>the "chud" equivelant of a mentally ill anti-social freak who's entire personality is being a grotesque porn addictHow about entire personality being an edgelord raciss? >>570305283 >>570305632Anyway it's actually so funny you think the skitussy poster/s are legitimately pornsick freaks and not just y'know, putting on an act for the lols
Skitarii character names>GO
>>570314361>crimial class is named after a criminal and then he called you a nigger after you started sperging out about chudsDidn't you just call me thinskinned? Only a mentally ill political extremist would be upset by thisYeah, i figured you'd have absolutely nothing. You were even being an insufferable freak before he posted it but so it's not as if you needed an excuse to be disgusting towards the normal people in this general
>>570314361>>570314891Even if the chuds were being anything close to being as blatant and annoying with their bullshit it still wouldn't justify the pedotroons shitting up the general even more.
>>570314361calm down troonnigger
in-game screenshot edgy chud joke vs non-game related troonbabble humor
>>570314723>all the names I wanted filtered so I never have to see themSkibidiToiletSkitariiToiletISkitMyPantsPantsSkitter>the name I'm putting out there just to confirm that fatshark is watching for naughty names to preemptively filterNVK3-15R43L
>>570314361Uh oh troon melty
>>570315169>>570315308He knows he's wrong and anti-social when he's shitting up our general with his disgusting and creepy posts. That's why he is so desperate to justify his actions to the point that he will latch unto literally any excuse. He's a complete fucking idiot and a piece of shit
>melty>when all the chuds come crawling out to fling slurs and falseflag me as the femboy posterThe lack of self awareness is the most funny bit, y'all seething so hard
>>570315316Letting us use numbers sounds like a fucking nightmare for them
>>570315913interpreting a few of those numbers as letters when comparing it against the existing filter list would not be hardthe hard part will be the number dogwhistles, like Skitler-1488
Here's a tranny friendly skitarii nameEstro BotLike Astro Bot but for trannies
Here's a chud friendly skitarii nameK1LL-VR53LFLike the thing you should do
>>570313464What a coincidence I just finished :)
Creamyskittybutt-puss:3>>570316462:O that's actually super cute!
>>570314723I was thinking of going with something Star Wars, HK series ofc. Just trying to think of something amusing to do with that, bonus points if I can make it 40K related...
>>570316726Thinskinned groomer freak
Can you do On Overwatch in expeditions?
>>570317271OwO*notices ur insecurity*UwU
>>570317289Overwatch? That's another game silly billy
>>570314723HH-1488$5 that one flys under the radar.
40K is very Indian-coded>Leader sits on a Golden Throne>They don't care about whats right and only about what makes you look good (Izzat culture)>Once you fall to Chaos or betray the Imperium, you cannot be redeemed.
I'm re-installing shopclick for Admech. The last time that I played, they were teasing some kind of twin lieutenants or some shit. What have I missed since then? Did they ever unfuck crafting? Do Skitarii have any sweet big 2H melee weapons? I am sad that omnissian axes are strictly a tech priest thing since I would love to wield one.
>>570318340Did you mean to say the Imperium is very Indian-coded then?
>>570317289Yes
>>57031847640k would die if the Imperium stopped existing.
>>570318462Weapon crafting has been savedThe skitarii might get the crusher but no other pole weapons
>>570318476He's indian, he doesn't know the difference
Indperium
>>570318476>Tau use a strict caste system>Chaos is strictly izzat-powered>Eldar never want to compromise (That would make them lose izzat)>Not-Dwarves have a list of people who made them lose izzat>Necron are constantly farming Izzat because they think theyre better than everyone else>Orks get bigger the more power (izzat) they have>Tyranids eat you purely for the izzatWarIzzat 40k
>>570318639Sure, but you said "40K" and then specifically pointed out imperial things, fucknut. Orks are very Brit-coded, nurgle is very Murrican-coded for other examples
>>570318950>nurgle is very Murrican-codedIt would be closer to say America is more slaanesh-coded because of how self-indulgent they are. But youre probably a tourist that just saw nurgle and went fat = nurgle
>>570317289I got it done on my first serious try just in a public go of Railroaded. Nobody will notice or care if you're slacking to look out for yourselfNote that it actually means take no health damage from melee attacks, a scratch to your toughness is fine. The stealth ability makes it easy, prob use something like the duel sword for maximum parrying and evasiveness
>>570319051>just saw nurgle and went fat = nurgleNo it runs much deeper than that. Nurgle promises everlasting life free from pain, and blinded by desire for such illustrious power his worshippers become greedy, bloated and smelly abominations. They then set about turning the rest of the universe into them because surely being an Ameri- I mean nurgle cultists is so great, it's the only thing anyone would want, their world-view and beliefs are their entire existence
you guys are talking about india and didnt even mention the ratsthen again if the rats are jeet-coded and imperium are skaven in space
>>570319273>Tourist forgot Nurgle is also about plague and filthIndia is nurgle-coded.America is Slaanesh-coded>UK is Dark Eldar coded (roaming rape gangs and stabbing people) If you disagree I will know what you are.
>>570319430You're blinded by your patriotism, anon. You wish you were slaanesh-coded, but slaanesh is actual true freedom, not "freedom" secretly disguised as dictatorship under big papa nurgle
>>570319525I know what you are.
>>570319553And what is that? Lmao at you thinking you're actually "free" under that diseased cheeto man
>>570319618>Already seething
>>570319525>slaanesh>freedomsecondaries.
If the tourist had any sovl he couldve made a clever tranny joke but instead he decided to dilate. What a sad state of affairs
>>570319618This is wildly off-topic...
>>570319786Slaanesh is the most free of the big 4. I suppose you could argue you're a slave to your own desires, but slaanesh just isn't as controlling as the others
>>570319868Announcing reports is a bannable offence
>>570319923>This nigga thinks fent-fiends shooting up in dilapidated basements is something to aspire.Again, if you stopped dilating about American you couldve made so many clever clapbacks.
>>570320030Like you're doing now?
>>570320042Tourist jumps straight to fent (painfully American) while missing how that's not slaaneshi in the slightest. In fact, nurgle zombs kinda act like fent addicts, hmm...
>>570320163>Now hes just parroting because he realized how badly he fucked upShits bleak> In fact, nurgle zombs kinda act like fent addicts, hmm...Tourist thinks acting like a zombie due to a drug induced stupor for pleasure (something very slaanesh-based) is the same as being an undead corpseC'mon, bruh...
>>570320253Right, because slaanesh aren't known for their fast and nimble reflexes and movement, the exact opposite of druggies... Oh wait
>>570320341>Tourist demonstrating his only knowledge of chaos comes from stuff he read about the daemons and the traitor marinesYou can stop embarrassing yourself now.
>>570320515Nice projection, but a mark of slaanesh has always come with an increase to Iniatitive. Sit down and take the L, all your arguments have been tenuous at best, uppity pup
>>570320843>Took him 6 minutes to reply and his comeback is just him seething and dilatingI think we can all agree youre khorne-coded.
What does the mechanicus do with the skitariis penis?
>the only chaos faction with official opium den and rockstar themed art is not at all the drugs and parties factionLol
>>570314723>Skitussy>Skitzo>Hadrons-Nugget>Tech-Support>Cog-Boy>C3P0 (Gold bits mandatory)>Skynet>Drone-Support>Maschinenmensch>I-have-no-ass>8008135>P3N15>Shock-Therapy>Heretek
>none of the other gods use drugsLmao
>>570320960Corpse starchThe answer is always corpse starch
>>570320960All excess flesh is turned into corpse starch
>>570321148Is there any faction other than Orks who doesn't take drugs?
So what time wasting argument are we having today? Drugs is it?
>>570320960Let's ask the tranny. He should know what happens to the penis after it's lopped off
>>570321386Why are those chainswords so phallic?
>>570321442They actually just turn it inside out during surgery apparently, and pack in sterilised necrotic tissue gathered from organ donors. They're doing some horrific frankenstein shit on those tables.
It's used in makeup products across the imperium dude there's an entire industry around it. Are you guys not getting my voxletters?
>>570321525Why can't you stop thinking about dicks anon?
>>570321763Cause I'm a fag, duh. Why is that nidder holding a cock'n'balls gun and why do you have so much phallic 40K art saved?
Any tips for getting the brain burst pouncing dog penance?
>>570321895>fagEveryone on 4chan is a fagYou however are a double fag.
>>570322005Pick the auto-brainburst talent and bring the flame staff
>>570322043
>>570322005Hunting Grounds mission modifierLow difficulty so its 1 hitprechargepatience
>>570321007>drugs and parties faction
>magistrati oubliettete tm8-707
Cadia?More like CACAdia!
>>570323058What's the matter? Afraid you might have fun?
>>570323171no because the ogryn(me) is the only one shooting the snipers
I hope Hadron likes my build enough to put it up on the fridge!
True Grit?More like True Shit!
>>570323391Oh.
>>570319273>his worshippers become greedy, bloated and smelly abominations.Actually they are just full of corpse gasLiterally holding in the gigashits and megafarts so that they can defecate all over their enemies
>>570322396>>570322181Got it thanks gang
How do I make the 100 no downs interesting
>>570323523You're speaking to a tourist
>>570308721
>>570323792Just spam expeditions and make it fast instead
>>570319923>Slaanesh is the most freeIt's the one that enslaves you with excess what the fuck are you on about?Tzeentch is the god of hope and change
>>570324746>tzeentchLol, lmao even. You the real tourist if you think agents of tzeentch have any free will
>>570324882>if you think agents of tzeentch have any free willThey're the ones with the most revolutionary spirit and if you think otherwise you're an idiot.Every god dicks over their followers in their own way>Nurgle makes you look like shit>Khorne makes you a raging retard>Slaanesh makes you a gooner degenerate who keeps chasing the next high>Tzeentch uses you as a pawn in a greater game
Good morning anons :) *yawn*
>>570323693My personal hatred for dogs is immense.Asking chat in a friendly way if they could be spared for your sake might work.
>>570310117I already know what mine is gonna beSkull McSkullfaceand my Skitarius is gonna be Skeeter
>>570310117naming mine Murray
>>570325302Good morning, Tzar
>>570325841>Curse of monkey island came out nearly three decades agoI don't feel so good captain...
>kruber has halberd>the e*f has glaive>bardin has great axe>saltzpyre has flail>sienna has scythe>they never add any of these into darktide
>>570325957who the fuck wakes up at 10am? get a job
>>570326247>who the fuck wakes up at 10am?The Tzar
>>570326178Why are we here? Just to suffer?
>>570314723TEMPLE-OS
>>570326297Yes
>>570326197GW restrictions, please understand
>>570326437Blessed post
>>570326197The vast majority of polearms in 40k are in the hands of xenos
>>570326297
What's supposed to be the difference between the two statistically and near physically-identical needle gun marks
True Survivor?More like True Shitter!
>>570327176Hmmm.... it could be a few things... or maybe nothing at all? Hmmmmmm.....
Will the nugget get access to the bolter and bolt pistol?
>>570327176Secondary mode causes enemies to explode and do an instance of toxin damage around them and on the other mark it shoots needles that explode on impact and spread toxin stacks to all enemies hit
better question, when the mother fuck, if ever, are they going to allow for dual wielding a single-handed gun and a melee weapon? it's one of the most common thing in 40k
>>570328387We don't do that on Atoma.
>>570327468Doesnt everybody get the boltpistol?
>>570327123The gigachad himself
chaos bad mkay
>>570328837Not ogryns
>>570329237everybody thats peoplewhy use non electric weapons anyway?
>>570329414>why use non electric weapons anyway?NTA but melee skit will probably just want a gun they can magdump on bosses and occasionally snipe elites withThe bolter is very good at both and I doubt any of the new skitty guns will be more OP than the bolter for this purpose
>>570326197Sorry chuddie, the obscure militiamen halberds, and spears aren't iconic enough, and half of them being reserved for niche muhreen chapters.Take your pipe and railroad spike and stop fucking complaining.
>>570311345Since they removed crushers and replaced them with 5x amount of gunners that brrrrap nonstop, the audio is worse than ever
>>570329686Eh I always try to tap into whats unique to the class.Quick charge Electro Priest with a couple nice support nodes, ends up in melee too.
>>570329925>unique to the class.The grail knight claw + transonic blades seem like the most unique feature to me, especially since they'll get to use it multiple times rather than just once.Smigger psykers instinctively make me hate electro builds by comparison
spac marin 2 or darktide
>>570330052Get smigged
>>570314723I wanted to name mine 13-Izzat but it's too inconspicuous for rands so here you go, you can blacklist it, I'll come up with something else
>>570330172Space Marine 2
>>570330052electro push and 4 stacks of brittle, depending on how deep that is hidden, I would tack that onto any melee buildwe hate smiggers because they dont do shit, electro priest doesnt seem to have that range and still hits people
>>570326197We don't need those. If you want polearms just play VT2.
>>570329925For me? Praying they get devil's claw access and some talent that fits the flavor of their inhuman stamina to parry shit forever and ever ala psyker with kinetic deflectionThat reminds me that the dueling sword can parry as well now, any parrychads can tell me if it's as good for that? Obviously it's better elsewhere
>>570314723Skitty-C4TI will be using chordclaw and capacitance-maxxing, you cannot stop me
>>570310350so I need to wait level 30 and sacrifice greens? Last time when I got scum I think I spammed green weapons the moment I unlocked a new one
>>570328387We already have one.It's the revolver + shield. You can attack and bash enemies with the shield, making it a melee weapon.:^)
>>570330391Wait until 30 or get ready to sacrifice a billion greens
>>570330052>transonic bladesWhat's unique about them?
>>570330352Scum can parry infinitely with stamina recovery on dodge>if it's as good for that?It's alright to parry a hit every now and then but it has much longer recovery time after partying so it's much worse for spamming parry, you need to break distance after every parry (and no, holding block doesn't work)Also lower riposte damage than d-claw
>>570330672damn those swedoids really want to punish us for forcing them to work on their crafting system again
>>570330804Their lore gimmick is that they adjust to the frequency of materials and then cuts through them like butter by vibrating at the same frequencyIf they don't murderblender crushers and maulers I will be very disappointed
>>570330804>find out in our next blogpostdual wield sword n daggerby lore they should be good against armor and cleaveRuststalkers are speedy assassins, so movespeed and damage should be good too
>>570330348
>>570331746Crushers ARE here!
>>570331867this meme takes me back
>slices a tranny clean in half with by transphobic blade>caves a tranny's skull in with my ACK maulJust skitarii things
>>570331867What the fuck hit that guy to send him flying that far?
>>570332063barrel explosion just out of frame.
>>570330291>4 stacks of brittleTrannysanic blades probably won't struggle with armor, I doubt they'll need anything but +damage and +attack speedmaybe the electrocute on hit just to help out other skitties, if it isn't far away from all the other stuff I want
>>570332818>on hitmeant on push
>the commissary backpack actually matches the premium cosmetic I boughtjust realized thisYAY
I become genuinely bothered by an outfit including cosmetic ammunition that clearly isn't useable with the gun I'm wielding
>>570311980
>>570330172SM2
>>570330172
>>570312568>Normal people Nigger you are on 4chan.
>>570330172Darktide for sureUnless I'm too mentally exhausted, then SM2 braindead gameplay works better
>>570330172SM2 just felt like a gears of war clone that came out 20 years too late
>play taunt ogryn>every melee enemy is aggro'd on me>still have to kill every sniper, bomber and trapperShitters, where are you? PLIIS HELP MII
>>570335858I'm helping you kill these pesky melee enemies of course! :^)
>>570335858am genuinely curious what goes through the mind of the average player. The big red laser or the big bomb noises doesn't tick them off?
>>570336002>someone else will do it :D
>>570332063just the good ol plasma gun anon nothing to worry about
I love playing with other arbites as arbi, the banter is usually fun
>be gone, roastie!damn I didn't know femzealot was based like that
>wander into auric pigsty between havocs >remember its full of drooling fucking retarded children who go down combined 50+ times during a regular non-shock troop match>solo clutch 6 times >not even a gg or "thank you"every time i make the same mistake, next time im gonna jump from the last ledge and let them have their wasted 35 minutes
>>570335858When I play aurics I just don't give a fuck. As an ogryn I clear the horde and bully the elites in melee. I will ping the trapper/flamer/sniper and then ignore it.I know I can survive it because I can dodge and have the ability to think "don't stand in fire/pox gas".If the shitters die, it is their problem.People really just need to stop hand holding all the shitters in auric and higher.Let them fail and let them keep failing until they finally they survive on their own.
I consider removing the True Level mod and just assume every random is a glue eating retard.
>>570337764male zealot>THE ROASTIE IS REDEEMED
>>570314723Mechazawa
>>570338109I dunno man. I thought this was a team game. The moment I realize I have to do it all by myself is the moment I mentally disconnect from the game.
>>570338470That's the point where you should start getting better
>>570338527Sir, I have several thousand of hours in this game +true survivor +poxbreaker +havoc exemplarI very well know how to play it. I just fucking hate it when my teammates have zero idea about anything.
>>570314723Fork
>>570332063Wasted potential>>570330172DT and it’s not close>>570327096True but we definitely have some options that would qualify for us
>>570318892>Not-Dwarves have a list of people who made them lose izzatthat’s fantasy though>tyranids they’re just hungry
>>570338694Spoon?
did console niggies not get a dodge/sprint button?
>>570321549From what I understand the opposite is even worse. They create artificial cocks taken from tissue of the patient and basically sew the rotting mass on. Very grim.
>>570338223REDEEMED WITH BIG, FUTA COCK. HER WOMB PURIFIED BY HOLY SEMEN, IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME.
>>570336872The only guys delusional enough to still believe that are Alpha Legion since canonically even Tzeentch gave up on trying to figure them out.
>>570340105Nah, they're literally all like that. Fabius Bile even told Slaanesh to his face that he didn't exist.
>>570339475the layout is a bit rough for them. Sprint toggle is the left stick button aka the worst button, and none of the alternate layouts change it. They can at least get dodge on a separate button to jump now with one of the alternates.
>>570319273It’s not actually everlasting life, it’s more like being stuck between life and death for good, more than anything Nurgle represents stagnation and an unwillingness to move forward or change.>>570320341Not necessarily, it’s the god of excess. You can be a fat ass who can barely move and you would fall under her purview too. Being a drugged out barely mobile corpse is fair game for her too.
>>570340275no wonder they're fucking shit at the game
>>570340858game is clearly not meant for console but they got bucks, the TTW 40k is gonna be a horror show on console
>>570340407
>>570327043>>570326437I know what I’m choosing now…
>>570340407>nurglersBloated and gassy>slaaneshersIndulgent and even gluttonous
>>570341182Me on the right
>>570340971Holy shit that’s a great modelDidn’t even know about that thanks for sharing
>>570338126>>570338223Saars do not redeem the roaster
skitty
>>570340275The console issue could just be solved if more consoles got mouse and keyboard support for them.
You will never be a Sagitarii
>>570338223>>570339968This is so funny and cracks me up everytime I hear it
skitarii is 11 days awayhttps://youtu.be/aIaKEL6Y3rk
>>570336872Who’s the guy on the right?
>>570343606That'd be Abaddon. Don't ask me why he's depicted with arms here, I don't know.
Damn, does Ogryn not get a single scrap of attack speed on their tree?
>>570343338A Sagitarius is just a skitarius that can't go up stairs
>>570343685Yes, Frenzied Blows, bottom left of the tree, but you have to work for it.
>>570343685He gets 2 talents on the bottom left side
>>570321895based lemanGOD buck breaking FAGnus with BWC (Big Wolf Cock)
>>570343685Just the two of them
>>570343801>>570343876>>570343935mb I'm blind, thanks
>>570322005>>570326197>>570325302>>570310230>>570310503When is the update that makes our characters look like this?
I like Far far West! Aliens when?
>>570344339side effect of HRT
>>570345172wait a minute hive scum, what did you put in that stimm? I don't feel so good...
>>570336002I still think that they should have given the snipers green lasers. I think that would make them stand out more than they do now.
>>570306443>It's an issue to such a degree that I just chainsaw mutants rushing by me.What's the implication here? That you shouldn't have to kill mutants if they don't target you?The fuck, I guess this is the kind of shitters I get in my games.
>>570335858>Using taunt outside of havocCharge is the way to go when pubbing, just run away anytime your team refuses to engage in a fight.
>>570324226>This keystone makes you go very very fast
>>570349259I think he's saying it's hard to do much to them when they just sprint past you but the latching attacks stick to them as they run past?
>phosphor blast pistol doesn't use the standard burn effect, is a new effect entirelycum
>>570349649>it's hard to do much to them when they just sprint past youFRIENDLY ROCKDoesn't even need to be a headshot
>>570349854Well he's not playing Ogryn if he's talking about chainsawing them
>>570343935There's a 3rd one on the ranged side of the tree that gives 7.5% attack speed and 15% dmg. It's name was bash and blast, I think.
>>570349259I believe he wants mutants to be more dangerous by changing their behaviour.ie, Mutants should approach then select an optimal target once in range. Rather than the current method of mutants select their targets when they are spawned and suicide themselves to reach them.
>>570349995The chainsword is dogshit so that anon has a lot of problemsChief among them being that he isn't playing ogryn
>>570350173True but the chain axe and eviscy both actually rape passing mutants with their latch attacks.
>>570350241It's enough to hit a mutant once with heavy attack with any weapon to make it easy for anyone else to finish the job
>>570350153Mutant grabbing you AND slamming you into a wall, should cause you to take damage.
>>570350303I suppose... I just think it feels frustrating to take a swipe at one and just watch it leave. I have this quibble with stuff like ragers too, makes me angry when they ignore me standing in their way and walk right through me to get to whoever on my team they feel like trying to kill.
>>570350003I choose to ignore its existence like everyone else does
>>570350153mutants being retards is a big part of the vibedont change key moments like that
>>570330172both, apples and oranges
>>570350241>both actually rape passing mutantsHence my conclusion that anon must be using the chainsword, since otherwise he wouldn't be complaining about mutants sprinting past him.Shooting them in the face with a plasmagun also works, there are tons of solutions to mutants, but the chainsword aint one of them.
animeposters owe me lex
>>570350462>makes me angry when they ignore meJust shove them with your huge ogryn muscles and they can't ignore youOr slam into them with your arby chargeOr inject them with two rusty needlesOr throw a grenade in their face
>>570350759My interpretation was "I can't do much to them and they won't change targets so I just throw chainsaw attacks on them as they pass and call it a day", not that he was struggling to kill them in spite of using the shredder attacks. They really do need to buff the chainsword tho>>570351308Yeah I've learned to deal with it, it was mostly a thing when I was still learning the game, I'd try to stand in a chokepoint and just block and they'd walk right through me.
>>570350462>makes me angry when they ignore me standing in their way and walk right through me to get to whoever on my team they feel like trying to killYou should stop playing zealot and/or do more damageThey aggro to players who actually contribute
>>570351160How will Maul antagonize the skitties? Or will they be the one class he's nice to, because they know how to fix his dog?>tfw the Skitty harasses Maul instead about doing improper maintenance rituals on his cyber mastiff
>>570351986Huh? Does one of the arbie personalities have a malfunctioning dog? Anyway I would think Arbites will admire the technical marvel of the Admech lobotomy that renders the Skitarii incapable of lexbreaking.
>>570352231>Does one of the arbie personalities have a malfunctioning dog?No but Maul only has one friend namely their dogSo it would be the ultimate dizz to tell them that they suck at taking care of their one friendI doubt the skitties will have much reason to antagonize the other two arbiter personalities, Maul however is so abrasive that they just might put them in their place.Petting is not a required part of the maintenance ritual provost.
I wonder what kind of """personalities""" skittles will even have considering they're barely barely sentient lobotomites.
I have trouble believing they'd just let a unsanctionned psyker run around the morningstar
>>570327468Doubt it with the Phosphor pistol being a thing, surprised the plasma pistol hasn't been added yet
>>570352231>incapable of lexbreaking.>Implying the admech gives two shits about the lexThose rules were written for imperial citizens, Mars is outside of their jurisdictionAlso the arbiters FAILED in their duty to protect the admechs property
>>570352959you wouldn't turn down a walking atomic bomb when you're fighting a losing battle
>>570352919Those are servitors. Standard skits are just humans with loyalty chips. We're Alpha Primus Skitarii, an upgraded model with even more leeway on free thinking.
>>570352919I hope at least one of them will be glitching out like the medical servitor, in a state of half remembering their past.Then switching to a very robotic tone whenever the programming kicks back in.
>>570353104I would if the atomic bomb could blow up at any point including on my base
>>570352231The Fatalist's dog might have issues according to the Authoritarian, but he's dismissive of itAuthoritarian is definitely going to love the skits but Fatalist is probably going to be more wary, other than maybe getting his dog fixed>>570352919>Dogmatic>Skeptic/Malfunction>Binharic only meme machine
>>570352919Skitarii aren’t lobotomized unless their Magos wants them to be. They have fully functional personalities.>>570352959Desperate times. Just pray and hope for the best. It’s worked thus far (Emperor has our back canonically).
>>570352919Whatever Hadron decides to load them with.
>>570353316just keep them on the ship as little as possible, statistically speaking it'll work out
>>570353167>Standard skits are just humansFactually incorrect, a lot of skits are vat grown and the rest get mind wiped and hypno indoctrinated upon being upgradedThey come from many different paths of life, some of them are factory workers who suffered horrific injury and then got combat protocols injected directly into their brainOthers are imperial guard / PDF with impressive enough combat prowess to draw the unfortunate attention of a tech priest in need for more body guardsOne of them might even be a failed tech priest
>>570352919I'm hoping for this guy.
>>570353486>fully functional personalitiesStill often have memories wiped and emotions blocked.Holding out hope they arent all marvel quippers.
>>570353590>guy
>>570353536>scorn
>>570353770would
>>570353536Some Skits are vat grown yes but most are Forge World citizens who were born into the Skitarii class.
>>570353848IIRC aren't Atoma ogryns vat grown? I don't remember if that was a theory or confirmed in some post years ago.Wouldn't surprise me if one of the 4 personalities was vat grown
>>570353770I regretfully haven't played mechanicus, so to be frank I don't know if that's a male or female character. I don't know if the distinction really matters much at that level of augmentation.
>>570354023Some are born Ogryns, some are vat grown, just like some Ad Mech families
>>570354023>IIRC aren't Atoma ogryns vat grown?yes, that was the throwaway dev explanation for why there are no playable female ogryn.
>>570354157Scaevola and Khepra were most definitely women
>>570354607cum
>>570352919>The chances of the strike team successfully completing this operation without suffering fatalities is 3720 to 1!
are ogrynns pets or friends
>>570354905>are mentally challenged people humans or animals
>>570354157Mechanicus was so good, but with no way to speed up the combat I burned out on it like halfway through.
>>570354905Try calling Heavy a pet and see how many limbs you'll have after the fact.Big man is legit smarter than half of the human cast.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/prBddeV9XLg
>>570355606>nugrynI shant care of thine opinion
>>570355363I got really turned off of Mechanicus by the whole gimmick of>Every 'cron is armored heavily against one of the two shooting types and its a coin-flip for each one>you can either yolo it and cross your fingers you didn't just waste a shot each time or scan every single one individually with an ability each tech priest can have (that takes up a slot) and is on a CD
>>570355837bro your ranged skits? They reveal armor values when they hit the enemy.
>>570355746Stop making a leman russ
>>570355837Don't all tech priests have a servo skull by default?I don't remember being able to switch it
>boot up skitariitide>there's no skitarii>close skitariitide
>>570355910That's option A>>570355984That's option B
>>570355837>Not wading into glorious melee and whacking them to death with your Omnissian AxeOnce your commander tech priest get the ability to summon Kastelans for free the game becomes a joke
>>570356228They really did. Has anyone tried Mechanicus 2? It has mixed reviews on steam with a lot of people saying it isn't well optimized and the gameplay isn't as good as the first
>>570355984They do, it's just the skulls are usually more valuable collecting cognition points than revealing armor values. It can seem really painful at first, when you don't have a full magos squad and you have to choose how to use your one or two available servo skulls, but it's not bad once you have four of them. Then you get stuff that gives you cognition on kills, cognition from corpses, talents that let your servo skull collect all cognition at once from a source, the Explorator has one that collects cognition on hit I think... I can see how someone would be discouraged though; you have to get the ball rolling first, and you don't know what you don't know, so a new player is unaware of all of the things he will unlock to alleviate it.My advice is always run servitors and maybe a ranged skit or two, that helps alleviate the early fight cognition costs as well as gets some armor values revealed before they all get killed off. Or, just do some research first and bee-line all the gear pieces that give armor for each of your mag... magoses? Magi? anyway, you can get a pretty absurd amount of passive armor from their abilities and the right combo of gear, and then just steamroll everything.>>570356676The reviews got me to shy away, and I heard the magos customization got scrapped for premade characters or something like that? I'll grab it on sale for sure though.
Just took the fattest stinkiest shit. Will Nurgle smile upon me now?
>>570353848true. >>570354023>>570354551more specifically the ones in the warband are. atoman ogryns presumably are all natural.
>>570356850I bet you did it into a toilet bowl, you fucking prude. Grandfather demands you keep your pants on and let it drip down your leg, and then lick it up off the ground.
>>570354607Well, forgive me. I've only ever seen that screenshot of the character >>570353590, and they've very much embraced the certainty of steel.
>>570356850>Will Nurgle smile upon me now?No, he's going to smite you for flushing it instead of taking it to throw in the local water supply.
>>570356850Your devotion is lackingBuild a shrine to the fecesLet maggots and flies festerCelebrate the endless circle
Hadron is loveHadron is lifeI will be Skitarrifor my wife
>>570356850>Just took the fattest stinkiest shit>Not explosive diarrhea The grand father is disappointed in you
>>570356850Not even close
>>570352919I'm sure we'll know soon, once the relevant dev update comes along
If I used an EMP on Hadron, would it die
>>570358072It would be extremely painful.
>>570358134U U U U
>>570353536>Factually incorrect, a lot of skits are vat grown and the rest get mind wiped and hypno indoctrinated upon being upgradedThe mind-wiping isn't permanent or comprehensive. Many Skitarii who serve long enough start getting flashes of their past life, their childhood etc.
>>570358225I'm expecting to see at least one skittle with a 4U designation
>>570356850You need to release it in your pants and let it crust next time. Then you can begin your path to enlightenment in the ways of the GODfather.
>>570358294>Many Skitarii who serve long enough start getting flashes of their past life, their childhood etc.Will probably be the senior / old personality of the four
>>570314723MolestaBotMolestatron idk
>true level 209 running 3 wounds on psykerWhat? Huh?
>>570359502meme kamikaze build
>>570357834I want very badly to believe this is real. Stuff like this makes me wish I had the chance to play the TT.
>>570359502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RVBS4eUZyQ
>>570359689OOOOOOH fuck that's why I saw a lot of those in game these days
>>570359575>>570359689Oh that explains why he was doing fuck all
>>570358917Apply yourself
Behead all darktide youtubers. None of the mare decent.
>>570359603Can you bugchase somewhere else
>>570359880I won't make New Vegas references since trannies claimed this game.
my tranner malewife makes great videos
So when is Brunt coming back? Never seen the guy before.
>>570314723D33Z-NU75
>>570314723G3ORGE-DR0ID
>>570360208when they release red weaponsnever
The skitarii commander will be voiced by Debra Wilson and she will jettison Hadron and Morrow in her introduction cinematic. She'll then behead Shipmistress Brahms and replace her with Hallowette.Tutorial mission will be you tracking Rannick in the sewers to execute him.
>>570359959I didn’t mean it like that…
>>570360862hating debra wilson is corny
>>570360862hating debra wilson is based
>>570356676>and the gameplay isn't as good as the firstIf you liked the gameplay in the first, it got worse. But if you didn't like it, they made it better. Depends which side of the techno-religious schism you sit on
>>570360862I hear she's easy to work with.
>>570360098>since trannies claimed this game.And you're just going to take it like a little bitch huh?
>>570314723Rustbucket
>>570360862Debra Wilson is goated. This place is for GAMERS. Your kind is not welcome here.
>>570362048Nta, but they never took it because they always had it.Only autists play Fallout New Vegas still.
>>570362048ok tranny
you all have some weird pics
Build for this feel?
>tfw literally nothing to do until skittlesI wish I was a more patient man.
>>570362372you ain't seen shit
>>570362971Do your melkchores
>>570362963hairy as hell
>>570362971I'm playing Rogue Trader.
>>570363013I remember seeing this before. This is some actual fucking shit you'd see serial killers do.
>>570363482>wtf is she even do- ohanyway I would suck on that like a lollipop
>>570363617>she
>>570363802even better
>>570363013>>570363186Qrd?
>>570363482That's some weird ass porn you got there anon
>>570363954a man scavenged together an entire human skeleton thinking if he built his waifu out of it she'd actually come to life
>>570363013Why are burgers like this? Is it something in the water?
>>570364369yes actually, the fluoride makes them gay and retarded
>>570364820I'd say leadpaint, leaded gasoline and other shit is to blame as well.I can't prove it but lead poisoning is generational and if your parents suffer from it, you will too even if you yourself never suffer from lead exposure.
>>570364369>>570364820oi oi 'ughie, 'omelanda dun made my fave footie team lose, now oim 'eadin' 'ome ta beat me woif
>>570365176>LeadThat reminds me of the theory that the Romans went insane because they used lead piping for getting water around their cities.
I saw someone say blinders are crap even with the tox talent for them, I dunno though I've been having a lot of fun. Considerably softens up armor that gets on top of me, get of jail free card you get to use a LOT in a match, guaranteed kills all horde enemies in aurics. I'm guessing it falls off hard in havoc though. I'm mostly just meme'ing around because obviously boom bringer > all blitzes, but does anyone wanna peek at my build and tell me if I'm missing anything super important? Considering tox blinders is the main point of the build. Also unrelated, but someone redpill me on the crowbar, what is it good for?https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a201c3a7-383f-45d9-b946-02c8058d7bdf/tox-blinders-are-fun
>>570363482>adams apple>brow ridgethats a man!
>>570365374Blinders with the tox perk are amazing on melee builds because you're constantly killing shit in close range
>>570365374hive scum is old news, get with the times
>>570365612Yeah, the biggest pain point on that for me is that hypercritical, tox, and bleed all steal your kills for the regen count. Really lame and gay but I just do without all of them, the shotgun is great for racking up stacks of grenade regen though.
>>570365630NTA butThe times aren't for another 11 days anon, now is the perfect time to master hive scum and then never touch the class again.
>>570365742>hypercritical steals your regen countExcuse me what? I run tac axe melee scum and oneshot almost everything with near 100% crit chance and I'm usually drowning in grenades.
>>570365923don't be silly, we're in the less than two weeks period, that means it's officially time to enjoy nothing while waiting in agony
>>570365923We know the skilltree and weapons.That enough to be playing skittlbidi in my head.Rotate the apple.
>>570366157That's just my assumption as to what's going on. My testing method is dump all my grenades, spawn 50 groaners and go to town. That should be 50 stacks which would be two grenades and 10 stacks. No tox or bleeds on right now, so something stole 6/50 of my close up kills.
>>570366607>We know the skilltreeWhat's the optimal tax-nodes to pick for a claw + servoskull build then time traveler kun?
>>570366613Must be something else because with my build I'm hitting 100%+ crit chance when I pop stimm + blitz and I'm still regaining grenades in melee
>>570367158the icons with skulls in them, followed by the ones with shields in them, with a few of the nodes depicting 3 men being horizontally cut
>>570367391But anon the only tax node with a shield on it is the mandatory one...
My Skitarii Alpha Primus? Yeah I'm naming him Alpharius Primegon.
>>570367938>primagenokay furfag go suck a knot or something
>>570367776if you can't discern the optimal path, that is a personal failing, not the failure of the path
>>570368074>he knows what that isSelf report...
>>570368191know the enemy well brother
>>570368105Did you get that from your tea leaves?
>>570359502Based shaheed
>>570368395Thought for the day:Let ignorance be the shield of the Emperor's protection.
>>570359689>The Hidden Psyker Nobody UsesTHERE MIGHT BE A REASON FOR THAT
>>570362963https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a1fb3ce0-b375-4ca4-9718-0fb6f7586add/skullcrusher-meme
>>570356676Might be worth a play if you didnt play one. But if you played one and liked it then it is an actual travesty. The TL:DR autism rant is that all customability, build variance, and mission variables were all scrapped in favor for a streamlined and railroaded experience where you don't actually make many choices and there is no macromanagement to worry about. The game got simplified so hard that it simply does not even resemble the same game.
>>570369505That's pretty wild considering that the customization and mission variance were some of things it was most praised for. What made them change what people actually liked about the game?
>>570369731>What made them change what people actually liked about the game?NTA but my guess is that it was sacrificed on the altar of accessibility because too many people were too retarded to learn how to play the first game.
>>570368912Yeah the reason is that it takes ages to explode and you will get fucked up before it happens.I actually was playing this shit for the last week and it feels like they ninja changed crystalline will? It used to reduce the explosion time, but it doesn't seem to do that anymore.
>>570370002Wouldn't surprise me, and it's for the best, god what a shitty build. The video doesn't even look like it's being played on auric, let alone havoc.
>>570369731More than likely the usual completely fucked publisher/ip rush nonsense that tends to plague videogames. There never really was any intent or leading up to a sequel in the first game, it was its own little niche game. Gamesworkshop saw that it had a cult following and probably demanded a mechanicus 2 out of the publisher with an extremely short devtime to have more adeptus content in their recent surge of adeptus mechanicus everywhere. Also like the other anon said, given that it's meant to bandwagon into GW's surge of adeptus content, it was more than likely targeting an audience too wide with the average normgroid in mind, on top of a very short time table to work on the game.
Most don't use Smite the way they should.Smite should be used for the push stagger release, the stun holding is secondary. Damage is negligible and the 10% upgrade node isn't worth the point.Spread the shock during a horde, release for stagger, then tap quell as needed and shock again just to repeat the spread and so on. I mean it's only true uses is horde crowd control and temporarily locking up elites/specials and you should be switching to staff/melee to make use of that kill window. New players and true survivors just see it as a shock mine and that's the wrong way to use it naturally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myu4mWwhcbMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myu4mWwhcbMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myu4mWwhcbMLOL
>>570371649You realise anyone with 4chan X can see the video title, right?
>>570371616>it's only true uses is horde crowd controlWho the fuck needs crowd control on the class that has a flamer with infinite ammo?The best crowd control is killing everything.
>>570371929Yes, what you didn't understand newfriend? Did I imply it was something else?
>>570371929>anyone with 4chan XYou can just hover over the Embed on a regular browser and it'll show up without even needing to click on it.
>>570371929It's not the "gotcha" moment you thought it was lol
>>570371013>>570369731>>570369916>>570369505>>570356676As someone that played the first game, the people that dont like the second are just dilating it wasnt a 1 for 1 copy. There are a lot of objective improvements to the game but morons think its bad because its a new thing. The greater emphasis on your units building and spending cognition points via how you played them is a straight up improvement.
>>570370172I did not watch the video, but the build is fun. You just make a melee build around illisi sword and have an option to explode, take down a big pack of unarmored enemies, reset your peril and use more charged attacks. Though it would probably make sense to get more warp resistance if you primarily use melee.The real problem is that exploding takes too much time, and illisi is very bad vs crushers (though crushers numbers being reduced helps).Also there's a weird bug with how
>>570371649i like hive scums
>>570372521Yes goyim, consume the new thing and be happy. Good boy.
>>570372672Dilate harder, please.
>>570372650>Also there's a weird bug with howwarp ghost interacts with just a dream, when gunners shoot at you it's really hard to explode, for some reason instead of converting damage to peril Swedish spaghetti code reduces your perilwtf is wrong with my tablet, sending that message twice before I finish typing
>>570372672>Yes goyim, consume the new thing and be happyAre you implying Mechanicus 1 was never new?
>>570372521You're a retarded faggot and there's very little "objective improvements" in the game outside some visual detail. >achtually not worrying at all about your troops dying is BETTER because LE GRIMDANK!!!!!!!!!Unironically kill yourself
>>570373508>very little "objective improvements" in the gameUh oh. Melty!>Removed the explorationOr are you going to pretend the RNG punishment for exploring was a good thing?>Greater emphasis on troopsMechanicus is an strategy game. Sounds like you got filtered if you dont like this>Playable NecronsAdding an entirely new playable faction is an objective upgrade>You cant just spam Tech priestsLike I mentioned, this is a strategy game. You need to plan ahead and cant just spam your one character.Sounds a lot like youre dilating you got hard filtered like the rest of the redditors complaining about "difficulty spikes"
The Skull can do Data Interrogations.
>>570371993Of course the best defence is offense mr. true survivor, but not everything has to be boring old flame staff; It's simply another method of controlling of hordes, elites and special spam.
>>570373753>You need to plan ahead and cant just spam your one character.The second game is literally all about spamming a single character with a bunch of chaff that is just there to die. You haven't even played the game. Fuck off from here you shitposting secondary.
>>570373508>>570373753The fuck are you fags talking about Mechanicus for? Neither of them are coop games
>>570373878>The second game is literally all about spamming a single character with a bunch of chaff that is just there to dieDidnt play the game award.
>you get to pick 3 boscos to tard wrangle your teamwtf thats op
>>570314723Creepio
>>570374013better than spamming caca jokes
>>570373878>Spamming one characterYoure actually a tourist that never played the game>bunch of chaff that is just there to die. Sounds like youre a shitter that cant keep his troops alive.
>>570374432Are we gonna have to tell you about thread culture again?
>>570374094I don't know why you bother doubling down on this retarded lie when you can literally see the makeup of what your army is like in M2 on the steampage (since you havent played the game it's an easy way for you to get an idea).>>570374495And this cuck is literally cropping the main menu to pretend like your lord choices imply you can bring them all, when all it means is you can pick 1 from the bunch. Rope is cheap, gravity is free. Do us all a favour.
>>570374739Damn son, you didn't need to destroy him like that
>>570374739>And this cuck is literally cropping the main menu to pretend like your lord choices imply you can bring them all, when all it means is you can pick 1 from the bunch. Youre already backpedaling because I exposed how retarded you are with one image. Sorry youre so bad at the game but its not the games fault you cant keep your troops alive. Lower the difficulty.
>>570373841>I would rather be useless and hope my even more useless pubbies kill everything for me>Instead of just killing them yourselfVoidblast also gets the job done
>another time wasting argument between indians with too much time on their hands and izzat to defend>it's not even about coop gamesMODS DO YOUR JOBS
>>570374942I accept your concession. Now do as you're told cuck and kill yourself.
>>570372651never speak of this dogshit nightmare clownshow of a game
>>570375035>I accept your concession.I literally btfo'd you as a retard that doesnt even know how the game works. I'm sorry I made you dilate this hard. But maybe consider not yapping like a retard.
>>570374739Thats not even your screenshot nigga LMFAOhttps://app.sensortower.com/vgi/game/warhammer-40-000-mechanicus-iiHoly doesnt actually play the game hours
>>570375438Damn son, you didn't need to destroy him like that
>>570375438Too brown to understand and read english award goes to you saar
>>570375634You already outed yourself as not playing the game. You lose. Dilate harder.
>>570375173sry
>>570375438>You can see it on the steampage>Hurr durr it isn't even your screenshot look it's from the steampage!Anon...
>>570375803>I show a screenshot debunking his retarded "you just spam one character">Posts a screenshot from the steam store in response as his "proof" he plays the gameDilate harder.
>Anons when you out them for not playing the game after debunking their retarded claims
>>570375943>tfw he wasn't even pretendingMaybe if you tried rereading anon's post you'd realize what a massive fool you've just outed yourself as.
>>570376312I read his retarded claim then debunked it. He responded by dilating and not even trying to refute it. Dilate harder
nta but you're just a fucking muppet lol
>>570374987You should post a ranking guide about pskyer stuff as you seem committed and really good at it.Plus you'd get lots of upvotes I bet
>>570376447I'm sorry you made the retarded claim that I instantly disproved. I suggest actually playing the game. In the meantime, feel free to continue dilating.
>>570376449>Play the glass cannon damage dealer class>Remove the damage to do crowd control instead and hope someone else kills everything insteadAt least you pathetic smiggers will finally have a role as a damage buffer for skitties using the arc gun
>>570376602I wasn't talking to you, retard. Lol that you immediatly thought it was you.
>>570376839>"Bro, I was tooootally just vague posting!"Holy dilating
>>570376887lol why are you mad? Chill
>Anon says that he's using an image from the steamstore>Point out that the image posted is from the steampage>This is somehow a gotchaEmprah said ignorance is strengthAnon must be very strong indeed
>>570376738>"Hey, bro. Let me make it easier for you to kill things">"How dare you. I will now shit blood"You're mad about things you made up in your head.
>>570356676Rho is my brho.
>American posting hours
>Doubling down on a nothing point and ignoring how he got outed as not playing the gameReal dilating hours rn
>>570374495This one image caused an anon a terminal case of melty. Well done. Tourists need to know their place.
>>570377446That image is the equivalent of the reject selection screen in darktide, you have several characters you can play, but you can only bring one
>>570377071>Let me make it easier for you to kill thingsJust play taunt ogryn
>Chadron player causes the Mechanicvck to seethe
>>570374739>Rope is cheap, gravity is free.New shakespeare in the making.
>>570377592He made the claim you spam one character. I immediately proved that you need to alternate characters. He instantly started shitting blood. And the claim you can spam one character was actually true in Mechanicus 1 so hes dilating at a mechanic he actually likes. Hes a retarded tourist that doesnt play either game.
>People would rather talk about mechanicus 2 than Rogue coreShould rename this thread to /whg/ Warhammer general
>>570378181what's stopping you from doing it? pussy
>>570377668Based
>>570377857Once the tutorial section is over (that introduces you to each tech priest) you can keep playing with the same one for every mission, the only choice you make is which troops you bring with you.
>>570378256>what's stopping youWe haven't hit the post limit yet idiot>He actually thought I was going to talk about rogue corelmao
>>570378356>you can keep playing with the same one for every mission, the only choice you make is which troops you bring with you.Didnt play the game award
>>570378432Yeah that's what I thought, pussy. Bow lower.
>>570378476Played the beta, the demo and the full game. Refunded it since it's trash. Cry about it.
>>570378293>Fought Eldar at the height of their powerNot quite. They only reached their peak after the WiH.
>>570378673>Played the beta, the demo and the full gameSo you got filtered before you beat the tutorial?Damn, bro. Not only do you suck at the game but youre just making shit upSee: >>570374495
>>570378673>This nigga took 3 hours on a tutorial
>>570378812No like I just told you I beat the tutorial and realised the game was bad, hence why I refunded it.
>>570365250>not foo’ieso close>>570367158what is this game
>>570356676I will say one thing.Don't bother if you're not willing to cough up the money for the Mechanicus 1 ost like a chump, namely me.I quickly realized I hated the droning style of the new ost.Guillaume David is a MESS. I almost can't believe he made the first ost.Also, could they turn down some of the noisy ambient effects. Namely, the cannons and storm raptors flying overhead in some missions. They're too loud and more importantly too frequent. The constant noise is annoying as fuck.
>>570373753>Like I mentioned, this is a strategy game. You need to plan ahead and cant just spam your one character.Techpriest customization was the best part about Mechanicus 1.Not having that mechanic alone already turns this game shittier than the predecessor.
>>570379020You took 3 hours on a tutorial and then started making shit up in your head to cope. Sounds like you got filtered and you rage refunded to cope.
>>570379225No I beat the tutorial and played through half a dozen missions after that which just confirmed what I already suspected. Game bad. Also you genuinely seem to have mental issues.
>>570371993What are these things? Where are we getting them in?
>>570379150>Not having that mechanic aloneDoesnt play the game award
>>570379382>esl
Blessings for knife zealot?I run uncanny and precognition now, but the damage is so pitiful.
>>570379338>Already changing his storyHave you considered lowering the difficulty?>>570379439I think you might have brain damage. It would explain why the tutorial filtered you.
>>570379382I don't need to when I can watch a fucking lets play, retard.The customization mechanic isn't there and it is not the same at all, and it is worse and less fun than the previous.
>>570379537ok Pedro
>>570379565>The customization mechanic isn't there and it is not the same at all>"ITS NOT THERE BUT ITS ALSO NOT THE SAME"Pick one, retard.>and it is worse and less fun than the previosYou got filtered by the tutorial. I dont think you have the brain power for these types of games>>570379604Dilate harder
>It has been over three hours>They're still shitting up the thread over a strategy game in /coopg/That's it I'm getting my thread refund now so I can spend my (you)s on a thread more worthy
>>570379803It's the "dilate" spamming brownoid who is shitting it up, same autist I assume that always derails everything in here. Not sure why he isn't banned
>>570379762Okay, but when are you actually going to learn English?
>>570375795>>570372651This looks… bad…
>itt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbE6fqBuGkA
>>570379351>What are these things?It's a 35 ton anti infantry / deforestation battlemech from the battletech / mechwarrior series>tfw mechwarrior 5 is more relevant to /coopg/ than Mechanicus since it actually has 4 player coop
>>570380405>Everybody is stupid except me
>>570377071But all those enemies are already coming towards me?They are slower than me, so I can run laps around them all day.I want them to group up so I can cleave multiple.I can push them for crowd control.All a smigger does is fragment hordes, how is me having to walk and click more helping me kill anything?Its a dps loss for the team, no matter how you try to flip it.
Guess the map finale
>>570381040Not what I said but you do you, tourist.
>>570382230Magistrati Oubliette
>>570381272>Hard lock horde in place>"BRO! YOURE NOT HELPING ME!"Okay bro. let me guess. To you, getting helped is some weird sexual subservient thing to you?
>>570382565nah it's too fast to be boring
>>570382230Carnival?
>>570382809>HardlockGet a lot of this smigger who thinks he's a taunt ogrynCome back when your CC turns off every bosses AI
>>570382565Nope>>570383026You win
>>570383305>Come back when your CC turns off every bosses AII wasnt aware that you needed an even bigger handicap
>>570383605Is this smigger genuinely proud of the fact that his CC is dogshit compared to taunt?
>>570384090Nobody said that. Remember when I said you're making shit up in your head and then getting mad at it?
>>570381040My wife Beccy…
>>570384368How time flies.
>>570384338If you were attempting to prove that smite isn't dogshit then you're doing a terrible job at it.Unless you provide something smite does better than taunt ogryn then you've already admitted defeat and should shut the fuck up and know your place you damn dirty smigger.
>>570384963I was making a case use for it but you projected your own opinion onto me.>Unless you provide something smite does better than taunt ogrynSmite can be used whenever you want. But you were bitching about that too so I just think you just want an excuse to be mad about something.
>>570385270>Smite can be used whenever you wantthe opportunity cost of taunt is pressing a buttonthe opportunity cost of being a smigger is not moving and not killing
>>570385270>Smite can be used whenever you want.Unless you're hitting taunt while there's 1 enemy on screen, it will be available anytime a boss / horde shows up even on havoc 40>mad about somethingNo just smiggers because they slow the mission down, unlike taunt ogryns which make it go fasterI would rather have a bot than a smigger on my team, because at least I can let them die and make the mission go faster by having less spawns
>>570385636>No just smiggers because they slow the mission down, unlike taunt ogryns which make it go fasterIf the psyker is holding things in place for you and providing a 10% damage bonus then it sounds like you just suck. Like I said, youre just looking for an excuse to be mad about something.>>570385634>the opportunity cost of being a smigger is not moving and not killingSounds like youre speaking from personal experience.
>Had to tard wrangle some retards through a crane puzzle I didn't want to even bother with in this first place but it was the only way they would move the fuck on.
>>570385784>If the psyker is holding things in place for you and providing a 10% damage bonus then it sounds like you just suck.The Ogryn gives a +20% damage bonus and groups every enemy on the screen, including bosses up in front of him so everyone else on the team can cleave them and clean houseHolding things in place is a detriment more often than it is a boon.
>>570386032Make sure you put that goalpost back when youre done moving it.
>>570386072>Uhm achually being worse at something countsI don't think you actually know what moving the goalpost actually means retarded smiggerStop slowing my fucking missions down
>>570386229>Stop slowing my fucking missions downThis is how I imagine you play.
>>570385784>personal experienceI mean yeah, am a psyker main that played 2 missions as smigger a couple years back to try it.It counters the games win conditions, killing enough to stay alive and moving to get through the level.Doesnt feel good to play, doesnt feel good to play with.
>>570386623Sounds like youre just bad and dont know how to use it.
>>570386465>you play.No because I don't play smigger since it's dogshit, we've already established this shitlord.Cute deflection showing off just how retarded your average smigger is thoughHow about providing gameplay of Smite actually being more useful than taunt?
>>570386753>Projected himself onto the smiggerInteresting.
>>570386032>The Ogryn gives a +20% damage bonus and groups every enemy on the screen, including bossesOgryn also gives 40% brittleness to everything as well just by pushing. The pushes don't even need to stagger the enemy to apply the brittleness debuff.
>>570386465>Look I'm CC'ing the crusher and giving a +10% damage bonus>P-Please kill the crusher I do no fucking damage on my own
how are you not tired of fighting every day in this general over the most stupid shit for more than 10 posts?
>>570375795you won't believe the bimbo tits this game allowed in character creation
>>570387234Yes, the smigger is the problem. Not the vet standing there doing less work than the smigger because he was personally insulted while the other 2 teammates die.This wasnt the slam dunk you thought it was.
>>570387334My guess is that dilate anon is very lonely and doesn't know how to make friends
>>570387481He's using d-claw, please understandCrushers are not his job
>>570387481>Meanwhile the Ogryn would have hit taunt and then continued to use his full damage kit to kill everything on screen before picking his allies upThe vet was in the right, that smigger deserves to get overheaded by that crusher.
>>570387520I called 2 tourists out on mechanicus 2 and a retard that wants to be mad at something for personal reasons and they started dilating. I'm noticing a pattern. You people hate any sort of pushback and just want an echochamber. You people are worse than reddit.
>>570386687>I have comprehended the heavenly dao of holding mouseclickHow many hundreds of hours of dilligent playtime did that take you?What are you even talking about?Sliding for distance? Throwing a ball here and there?
>>570387810Proper English, now.
>>570387764>"Its the smiggers fault I stood there"Learn to take some personal accountability.>The vet was in the right, that smigger deserves to get overheaded by that crusher.So did those other 2 deserve to die off-screen because the vet wanted to stare at the smigger? At least the smigger is trying.
>>570387810Struck a nerve huh?
DILATE! DILATE! DIL....AT...E...CASINO...CO...COPAGANDA...K...KEBAB.......SAAAAAAAAAAAR!
>>570388016Yeah, I did. I made the entire thread dilate when i called them out.>>570387978You were the kid that read one word per minute in class.
>>570387993>At least the smigger is trying.>tryingThe vet killed the flamer, he literally did more for the team than the retarded smigger who if he had more than zero brain cells would have pulled out a weapon and killed the lone solo crusher.I do love how said webm was posted as a sick own of how people use smite wrong and yet you jump to the smiggers defense
>>570388329>no uTouch grassDo it now
>>570388338>The vet killed the flamer, he literally did more for the team than the retarded smiggerThe smigger actually moved to stun the things on the two people are down and the vet continues to stand there and stare. The vet only killed the flamer because he was personally inconvenienced by it.>if he had more than zero brain cells would have pulled out a weapon and killed the lone solo crusher.Why do you need the smigger to do everything for you?>I do love how said webm was posted as a sick own of how people use smite wrong and yet you jump to the smiggers defenseYoure a tourist. People actually agreed the vet was the problem. The vet is objectively useless standing there staring while the 2 other teammates needed help.
>>570387993>personal accountabilityThis isnt a gameplay video.Why would you judge the cameramans performance?Its clearly a get-a-load-of-this-guy-cam
>>570388634>I'm useless but this other guy is so flabbergasted by how useless I am that it's his fault for not carrying meBehead all smiggers
>>570388560Dilate more.>>570388646>>570388789>"Its not my fault my other two teammates died. I had to stand completely still and stare at this smigger to show you how useless they are!"Absolutely zero personal accountability. Are you both women?
Do you think the "dilate guy" has only ever been to school? Reading his replies makes you wonder if his IQ is even in the triple digits lol
>>570388646He's mad that he got caught on camera being a shitter>>570388902>The dilate guy is also the useless smigger playing on maliceThis keeps getting better and better
>>570388902>why didnt the guy in the PRESS-vest pick up a rifle to win the war?The Vet made sacrifices for journalistic integrity and I fully support him
>>570389051>Making shit up in his head againDilate harder.>>570389153Yeah, it showed me how people that complain about smiggers are usually the problem.
>>570389245Nothing happens when you lose a round of tide.As long as they had fun they are all winners.Teaming up with a smigger is not fun.
>>570388902>zero personal accountability>said the sorry excuse for a man playing a useless smigger contributing nothing to the team
>>570385634
>>570389516I'd rather have the retarded smigger trying to stun things than the dilating vet going out of his way to be completely useless.
>>570389663I concede
Awww the event is gone? I actually liked that one, compared to the last couple which were all cancer
>>570389663Dilate.
>>570389739>t. smelly smiggerDECLINED
>>570389828What the fuck man, I'm not even following this inane time wasting argument, I just wanted to post my favorite trolley problem
>>570390035I accept your concession.
>>570390075He's just ragebaiting to farm (you)s
>>570390035this guy is thinking "damn, I love Madoka Kaname, I wish I wasn't ashamed of it unlike him"
Whole thread dilating rn. I won. Mechanicus 2 is a good game.
>>570390075Some falseflagging fag thats unironically dilating because I've been making them seethe this entire thread.
Do you think Skitarii will have a dilator?
Alright time to cast your votes so this retarded smigger will shut the fuck up and stop shitting up the thread with his fetish for watching trannies dilatehttps://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AEmM5gN
Would you let your daughter marry a smigger?
>>570390723>A whole two votesThank you for accidentally exposing that its just 2 retards sperging out over a big nothing.
>>570390723>2 votes*whomp whomp* dilate.
>>570391224Why are you sexually attracted to men shoving dildo's into open wounds anon?
>>570391070Now that I know they are played by browns who only have "dilate" in their lexicon, no probably not
>>570391485>>570391638lol dilate.
>>570391070No, the smigger is going to the black ships above and beyond reporting any other psyker.
>>570391131>its just 2 retards sperging out over a big nothing.
>>570391858>Resets his IP to fake the results after being called outVery organic. Dilate more.
>>570391945Absolutely shitter shattered
>load into no man's land>oh nice been a bit since I did this one>level 500 psyker with poxbreaker and two newbie vets>psyker literally just sprints through spamming flamestaff m1s, completely ignoring enemies while the rest of us kill shit>gets to the first open area while we're still going around the first few corners>instantly dogged>we make it over in time and help him but he's down to 30% corruption>it doesnt matter because he proceeds to peril overload explode himself accidentally 1 minute later and instaleavesWhy are people like this? I've seen people rush through missions, sure, but never intentionally ignoring every single enemy
>>570392118>He admits it
>>570392238>resets his IP to bump the pathetic 2 votes up to 3
>>570392151they le cheese the game because engine can't handle many enemies and there is a hard limit, so if you leave enemies behind you can outrun spawns and skip the gameplaybut it's retarded to do it by yourself and he probably thinks it's funny to overwhelm you with enemies while he runs past them
>>570392561Youre really taking this seriously.Dilate more
>>570392684I bet you wish someone would take you seriously
>>570392883>ProjectingDilate harder.
What the smigger did wrong is spamming smite on a single target. Should have used kinetic staff secondary on the crusher instead if they were committed to riding the lightningPersonally I agree with most anons, if you wanna play CC psyke take flamestaff, soulblaze talents, and brain burster. Hard to turn down a free elite kill every 12 seconds with an infinite ammo flamer.
what's the point of the voidstrike staff?The machine gun m1 build with surge electro staff is better
>>570393001>Hard to turn down a free elite kill every 12 seconds with an infinite ammo flamer.5 elites per minuteup to 100 over a 20 minute mission
Forget the promise of discussion and funposting, for in the grim dark future there is only dilating. There is no peace amongst the threads, only an eternity of seething and melties, and the laughter of thirsting chuds.
How quickly did you guys get the "kill 500 specials with throwing knives" pennance
>>570393001I paid for the game, I will play whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want itAlso, why would I take a staff with smite, it's like you don't want a functional build. You take laspistol or bolt pistol to score quick elite kills for empowered psyonics, and for crushers you have your melee.
>>570320042>4% of all the posts in the thread This smigger really needs to get some new material
>>570393176Void is for the vibe.Got a couple nerfs for some reason.
>>570394102Why change when its the most accurate thing to say?
>>570393639>I paid for the game, I will play whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want it
>>570394330If you're that committed to the bit you could at least attempt to make it funny
>>570394661Its not a bit if its the truth
>>570393639No need to get so defensive. I only suggested the kinetic staff secondary because its a better "lightning" choice in that scenario than smite spam, not that its the best possible meta choice. Ive seen some psykers commit to the bit with thematic builds like that, and they work on lower difficulties. They paid for the game, they will play whatever they want, right?
>>570394943Its a team game, there is a social contract.
>>570394929>Its not a bit
To all trans angels ITT: You are valid. You are loved.
>>570395984What an absolute double fag
>>570386465>quit sometime around the twins event>be thinking about coming back for admech>this webm predates me leavingAre you telling me that the STILL haven't fixed smiggers standing around pretending to be helpful?
>>570395367lol so mad you had to make an edit. Dilate.
>>570395367Yes. if you constantly smell like shit. its not a bit if i say you smell like shit.
>>570396297When are they going to fix anons like you that deliberately stand there and dilate and pretend theyre more useful than a smigger?
>>570396335Back to africa with you smigger
Deport all smiggers directly to the golden throne for immediate soul consumption
>>570318950If any chaos god is American-coded, it's Khorne lol
When there is a smigger on the team you're basically down a man the whole match and the round is just going to be boring as fuck. During all of the easy parts of the mission everything will be mind numbing since the enemies will be completely immobilized 24/7 and you're basically just hitting training dummies. Then, if the director manages to throw some kind of curveball at the team, the smigger is guaranteed to fold the very instant that he is placed into a situation where he needs to step up and be a big damned hero to save the rest of the squad. I have never once seen a smigger come in clutch. Not once.
>>570397881Actually youre down two. The smigger and the vet standing completely still staring at the smigger
>Some retarded jewtuber will make a video about "support smigger" for boosting the arc rifles damage on the skitzo
>all it took is 1 day and nobody talks about Skitarii anymore <:(
>>570398140Actually you're down four because the other two got downed and neither the smigger nor the vet wants to help them
I shan't use the arc weapons. Get fucked smigger. Galvanic rifle go *ping*.>>570398714It didn't help that fatshart's promotional "gameplay footage" didn't show anything unique about skitarii and it was just basic "look at him shoot a poxwalker :O" bullshit. Didn't even show off the server skull or other abilities.
>>570398714>nobody talks about Skitarii anymoreWhat is there to talk about?It's not like anyone in this thread actually plays the game anymore.
>>570398629The class has half a dozen sources of electro just in the preview.Who the fuck needs support?
>>570399124>Who the fuck needs support?The smigger's sense of belonging.
>>570399124>Who the fuck needs support?The smiggers because they do no damage
>Still dilating about smiggers
>>570352919as has been repeated, Skitarii are not lobotomies and are just as sentient as the average guardsmen.but onto the personality, Darktides personalities all follow a relatively ironclad rule of three archatypes 1.a standard member of the faction, these are relatively inoffensive, not particularly extreme but they embody the core virtues but are usually a little more reasonable about it (aside from Agitator Zealot but being unreasonable is a part of Zealot) examples being Professional Veteran, Savant Psyker and Authoritarian Arbites2. is the unorthadox/cynical one, they still represent the faction but are much more dour about it or express some cynicism about the situation these characters are most likely to have lines in which they are being assholes to other characters or otherwise being moody, Examples are Bounty Hunter Scum, Loner Psyker and Bully Ogryn3.the stereotype, these are the faction with their characteristics cranked all the way to comedic effect, their personalities tend to be a little one note because they are hyperfocused on their specific bit, tend to be very popular because they are so extreme its kinda funny and their voice acting tends to be the most overdramatic, examples are Seer Psyker, Maul Arbites and Judge Zealot so using this pretty consistent framework my guess is a Skitarii equivalent to Professional Vet, a flesh hating emotionless asshole who yammers about the weakness of the flesh and for the stereotype we got three options either 1.they speak mostly binharic 2.they play up the Greedy Admech who wants to steal all the tech type or 3.Speaks like HK-47 and talks about murdering Meatbags for the Omnissiah personally my bet is that they speak like HK-47
>>570399647We're getting 4 personalities just like the Ogryn however since admech is monogenderI bet one of them will refer to the rest of the strike team as pre-servitorsAnd one of them will be glitching out because his emotional partitioning got damaged after too much head trauma
>>570399706You're dilating about smiggers
>>570400194Sure about monogender?The frame and proportions on the right one seem foidish to me.
>>570400497>anon can't tell the difference between a manlet and a type BThe whole reason we're getting 4 voices like the ogryn is because they only needed to make one model
I got the scheckles and I completed the event for the portrait or whatever, is there anything else or can I put the game back to rest for awhile since the loop still seems so fucking boring
>>570400567Thats not what projection means, dilator
can we get the dilate guy banned already
>>570401283
>>570401425ok fine I guess I'll use that ban ticket I won at the 4chan fair..
>>570400986>is there anything elseYou're free
>>570401476Dilate harder
>>570403021>Still dilating about smiteConsider Picrel
>>570403185>He's still projectingI guess I'd be angry too if I had to dilate every day
>>570403274>He says I'm projecting when I single-handedly derailed the entire thread by calling you all out.Dilate all you want. I won.
>>570403369Damn...... Hes right, anons.... We... We lost....
>>570387374I played it for years and don't remember them ever getting that big.
>>570400567>>570399706What a webm/gif lol>>570398714There’s not much to say at this point
>>570399706>>570400567>DeletedBased jannies. Thank you for your work.
>>570398714Blame Fatshart for pushing the release a whole 30 thirty fucking days after the teaser.
If we dont get an obviously female skitarius voice option I will riot!!!!
>>570386465This one always cracks me up>>570390389True…>>570403509>>570387374Evidence?
>n-NOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT SKITUSSY!!!!!!11!1!1!!!11!11!>proceeds to spam dilate all threadChuds were a mistake
Dilate. Izzat. Caca.
>>570404924This is incredibly offtopic...
>>570404542If we dont get an obviously female (male) skitarius voice option I will riot!!!!
Bump
>doesn't stop you from getting knocked out of button presses and minigamesWhat exactly am I missing
>>570405572a servo skull
>>570405572It's not functional because Fatshark is more busy trying to make pointless gamemodes a thing instead of fixing their fucking game.
>>570406053Funny you mention it because this build was for grinding Expedition...
>>570404542>>570405461Quickpaw already confirmed on the forums that there are 2 male and 2 female voice actors.It was either the latest skittle blogpost or one before it.
>>570399647They are lobotomites because they are no better than servitors. I am racist toward the coggers and their kind.
>>570406261>tfw I take a female skit personality and lower the pitch a little until it sounds like a boy trying to sound like a girl
>>570406261Yay
I'm playing darktide 5+ hours a day and reading the Dan Abnett Ravenor novels. I'm just so sick of Chaos bros. I'm tired of them. They shouldn't have logistics, they shouldn't have cults all over the place with equipment and ships. They should be naked and living in caves with glowing red eyes and that's pretty much it. Eliminating Chaos uprisings should be a trainee Imperial Guard mission.
the problem with smiggers is that there aren't many good ones who know what they're doing
>just came back to playing Space Marine 2 after an entire year>doing the weeklies to get currency for Heroic weapons or whatever>first time encountering Chaos SpawnsWhat the FUCK was thatI'm hosting btw
>>570406261Since the significantly higher price than VT2 careers was explained as needing to pay for 5 extra voice actors, skitty will cost less than arby and scummy yes?
>>570407108LOL
>>570407108fatshark worked extra hard on this classit's a PREMIUM classgonna need an extra $5 tip on this one
>Unscrews your skits assplate
>>570409275OwO wot are we gonna do on the floor of the valkyrie? *CLANG*
thoughts?
>>570406563Most Chaos cults are put down in their infancy and pretty much just cover some creeps who maybe kidnap a few people and do some sacrifices but never get anything major off the ground. Ones like Admonition that kickstart full blown rebellions are relatively rare.
>>570409568Nothing, I just collect assplates. You will now shit on the floor without your protection from embarrassment installed.
>>570409904Oh, how unfortunate. Oh well, Hadron has a large collection of replacement assplates, though for some reason the plug component on them varies in size from as small as a wallnut to as large as a fist.
>>570406737Those are even worse if they are dedicated to the smiggery
>Mr. Estrogen didn't get into Early Access due to Strawhat leavingOkay. Who the fuck else makes content for Fatshark is? Not joking. The only two people I know are him, and Tranner. I don't watch either, but I know Tranner got kicked out and doesn't really make many videos anymore but Mr. Estrogen is the most watched, most prolific creator isn't he? I want to see how this class is going it play, so I am trying to sort out who else might have gotten in if not him. Is it going to be some hue or random guy no one has ever heard of with sub-1k views per video?
>>570411754Reginald
>>570411896I don't know who that is, but I'll laugh if he didn't either and now literally no one knows.
>>570411754>Tranner got kicked out and doesn't really make many videos anymoreI hope that's true, and I refuse to check his channel to see if it is
>>570411754>but I know Tranner got kicked outHe was never partnered with fatshark, and he is eternally butthurt over it.You're thinking of Telopots, he cot kicked out.
>>570411754>>570411896Estrogen said in one of his videos Reginald is one of the playtesters as well so he always gets early access to stuff which is why he never theroycrafts on new stuff since it would be pointless and break NDA
>>570411754Tranner is too autistic to ever get a partnership. I doubt any company would be keen on partnering with a fat sperg who goes "ERMM. LITTERALLLYLLLYYYYY NO leik LITEIREIRLALLRLYLYLYYYYYY" in an aggressively condescending tone while still being wrong for 2 hours every video
Hello everyone I wish to be raped by the scab trapper.
>>570415097Get in line, pal.
>>570414820>the problem with tanner isn't that he's unreliable, confrontational, and has a fragile ego which combine to make him unhirable for flipping burgers>no it's that he sounds whiny and his builds aren't perfectTelling of this place.
>>570416296>The problem isn't that he's autistic>But actually he's autistic
>>570406563>They shouldn't have logistics, they shouldn't have cults all over the place with equipment and shipsI don't want to scream tourist, but why would you think this? When space marines fall to chayoss, why wouldn't they take their ships with them and amass a good deal of power and wealth just by being big scary mofos with the intelligence and tactics of a space marine? Why tf would they strip down and return to monke in some cave?
>boot up expeditions for the first time since it came out>hacking minigame is still bugged so that every W press is a failed attemptbro how is fatshark a real dev studio
>>570411754Tanner got blacklisted for extreme bad behavior.
>>570411754Tanner is too based to get early access.
How do I go about getting the expeditions penances if the game mode is so deadI assume I just spam malice right?
>>570418430>I assume I just spam malice right?Yeah no reason not toGamemode isn't completely dead, I was getting some pretty quick matchups in NA-W and Hong Kong last few days. The only real problem is that PSN free-weekers are also populating malice and making it hard to find non-retarded people who know how Expedition even works, let alone fellow grinders running the minimap mod and cleaning the zone in under 5 minutes
>>570419093>Minimap modYo I didn't know about this. That's great
>>570419536Yeah the one I use is called Auspex Helper (it's got some other cheats attached, though I would leave the minigame auto-complete off), and there's a few other mods which give tech/salvage a glow so that you can see them a bit easier (some of them that spawn into the terrain don't normally get an icon overhead so they're a bit annoying to spot even if you know they're there on the minimap). You can get ~400 salvage and ~1300 tech per zone pretty easily this way
>>570421443Thanks anon. I really don't want to play expeditions more than I have to
>>570421550I recommend zealot and ditching your team to cover more ground>most movespeed on the tree>duelling sword for movement tech>stealth to press buttons and nuke bosses for their 200 tech>stun immunity that works, also to press buttons>throwing knives for surprise trappers and dogs, probably the best truesolo characterAlthough I'm running Scum just to knock out his 100 game penance as well, he's almost as goodBuy time boosts, modified grenades, conc stimms, then waste the rest of your salvage spam buying ammo every round to get the salvage expenditure penance progress just in case you die.
https://youtu.be/08swKIQX5RgI hope you guys didn't buy the skitari dlcThey blacklisted /ourguy/This will NOT stand
FATSHARKRELEASE SKITARII TODAY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>570423705>damn guys, sad news that personally affects me :(>video is just above 10 minutes long to make sure monetization kicks insloptubers literally cannot help themselves
>Tranner and Estrogen blacklistedGood, when I try to look up shit their annoying videos are the first to show up and fuck off. I do give a FUCK about fork or why urhhhm actually Hiv Cum is underpowered and shit. Hiv Cum is so fucking boring. I DO NOT CARE about how overpowered it is or underpowered it is, no matter how much swiggers buff and change it.
>ogryn and 2 vets>bull charge, infiltrator, and executionerI know it's not fun to use the same setup every game but that's what we have to do when we're in havoc, we need supportwe lost btw
>>570309182If they're being accurate, they'll get a plasma culverin, which is a plasma gun but better. Hope they get galvanic rifles and those big ass archeotech revolvers.
I don't want plasma on skit because I don't want there to be a possibility of the revolver or the garand not being the top pick
>>570426609>infiltrator AND executioner>we lost btwOh word?
DT lost it's identity, they've been chasing trends and the gameplay is all over the place. who the fuck asked for an extraction mode? why are they turning the skill tree in PoE? don't get me started on havoc.
>>570427124yeah :(
>>570427489we need to go back to our dead on arrival, ugly ass game, hobo with a rusty toothpick originsthose were the days of SOVL
>>570321386Orks probably get all kinds of fucked up on fungus shit.
>>570365374sounds unique
>>570423705no fucking way, did FS finally drop him? >>570424763>these two troons>telepotsFatshark wants to work with semipro jewtubers
Assault is pure aura. The buffs sent him from a mid but fun class into an actually good and fun one.
>>570423705>50k sub channelThey might've simply forgotten about him. And it's not like he'll stop shilling for them, retard focused his entire channel around darktide.
RAPE FARTSWEDESHARTS NOW
we haven't even speculated as to what the skitarii will call the rejects and each otherthe darktide paywalled class hype cycle is degrading
>>570431649pre-servitors
>>570431649Pre-servitors
>>570431649Pre-servitors.
>>570431981>>570431982>>570432146and each other?
>>570432267Post-servitors
>>570432267Pre-servitors.
>>570432293isn't it their equivalent of "nigga"
>>570432293I wonder how long incorrectly identifying skitarii as servitors is going to last. Only until launch and then everyone sees they talk normally and shuts up, or until darktide EOS in 2027
>>570432409Nah we've still got two character slots left to fill after skitties, so that means EoS in '28
>skitarii - veteranpre-servitor - tin man>skitarii - psykerwarp battery - automaton>skitarii - zealotunenlightened - blasphemer>skitarii - ogryncolossus - metal 'ead>skitarii - arbitesmall cop - lexskirter>skitarii - hive scumfodder - toaster>skitarii - skitarii[unintelligible binharic]some of these are complete bullshit jokes because I have no fucking idea, but how about that
>there's actually people on the south africa server>and they're playing expeditions
>>570435221>and they're playing expeditions... just walk outside lmao
>>570365374tried one game, was pretty fun and made me even like the double barrel. I do agree with nade generation is a bit strange but I was playing with a psyker and a rumblerspammer so maybe my kills were stolen
>>570429791>>570406743>>>/vm/>>2557630If you want anyone to actually talk to
>>570436768why the spaesh mariens 2 crowd didn't stay here? I thought they were welcome?
>>570437504They are, but they are also welcome to have their own thread if they like, it's easier to browse information about SM2 when it is since Darktide is the most discussed game here. Having their own thread won't work on this board because threads need to be fast as fuck to stay up through all the gacha shit, and SM2 is in a weird spot where it's lively enough to justify its own thread, but not lively enough to stay alive on /vg/. If it seems unusual to you that gacha threads are on this board instead of /vmg/, that's because it is.
>>570434582>blasphemer>lexskirterThose are fighting words, not thrown around lightly.
>>570411754>Mr. Estrogen is the most watcheddon't know about that, he was shitting out the most videos, yesI'm not surprised he was kicked out after breaching NDA multiple times during scum release, I hope they kicked out regitard who was leaking shit to him too
>>570436768I forgot /vmg/ was even a thing, honestly.I'm too used to boards pre-Hiroshimoot
am I crazy or the scum shivs used to have a kick as a push attack early on
>>570440947You're crazy
>>570440947You're legally insane
Need some advice frensIm fairly new to ogryn and starting to learn the class, seems like most weapons and talents are viable but im trying not to fall into any noob traps (like smiggers). Any experienced players have some general advice? What ogryn builds do you like playing with/having as companions?
>>570441295the main advice is to LEARN HOW TO SLIDE, you're a giant fucking target you NEED to throw the enemies aim off
>>570441295NoYou insult smiggers, the highest iq build in the gameNow you're stuck with FNP and twin stubber forever
>>570441295Heavy hitter tauntgryn with a shield or power maul is a good starting place. Always take the toughness replenishment nodes at the top of the tree. Lately I've been getting into the cleaver, but I'm still in the process of figuring out what nodes are good for that. Understand quick that shooting will never feel as good as other classes outside of your explosive weapons.
>>570441295don't sleep on the rok
>>570441403Good advice I will do that, thanks>>570441469I insult high IQ builds because I have low IQ, which is why I have to play ogryn :(>>570441482Ive been using charge, but ill give taunt a shot. >shooting will never feel as good as other classesI kinda like the ripper gun, but I plan to try out grenadier gauntlet next time. >>570441609Rok is friendly!
>>570441872oh also accept that it's illegal for your class to one shot crushers on high diff
>>570441872Dont give in to the smiggers compounding homosexuality.
Explain the Smigger meme to me, I only just reached Auric
>>570443216It's just useless psyker retards who use smite all the time
>>570443216Psyker has an electric staff.It does fuck all damage, but it perma stuns enemies with spreading zaps.They cant move doing it, so they stand in a corner claiming they are contributing.Perma stun sounds powerful, but it makes the game boring, tedious and slows down the mission.The team doesnt get to play the game, the enemies dont group up, so you walk from group to group playing uninteractive whack a mole.
>>570443696It's a blitz now. Not a staff
>>570441295>What ogryn builds do you like playing withI only ever played him for slap tech and they killed it, but I know they've opened up his build variety quite a bit so I can't really think of any particular noob traps other than Twin-Linked StubbersIf you want something unkillable, Krourk knife (another one I like) or Mk3 Club with Confident Strike + Slaughterer is a great generalist pick.>>570443216Psykers slowing the game to a crawl by using Smite (the blitz, not the staff) as an everything-tool instead of a 'oh shit' panic button to prevent the team from getting overrun. Aside from being pointless and annoying, the act of making games take longer unnecessarily ultimately increases the odds of something going wrong, so it's not even over-engineering the safety of the run
>>570443736I purged the details for the purpose of mental hygiene.
>>570443895>but I know they've opened up his build variety quite a bitThey really haven't.The most optimal way of building ogryn even now is still just left side and using heavy hitter.His only usable weapons are also largely the same, pickaxe and shield. Only new melee weapon worth using is the power maul.As for ranged weapons they all still kind of suck ass in some form. Only rumbler and GG are worth using and it used to be like that years ago as well.
>>570443216Smite is a crowd control ability, useful in bad situations at the right moment, but most smiggers who take it will just stand around smigging the whole game. You know how poxxers come to you and are free toughness on kill? Smiggers get in the way of that by preventing them from coming to you and forcing you to go to them, this usually ends up with the team breaking coherency and getting chipped down, especially when gunners are around, so they will unironically get you killed but insist they are useful to the team.
>>570436768Space marine split from /coopg/ was always retarded. Both threads are too slow on their own and only alive when patches come out. I think egos from both threads can exist together, and we don't have to lower ourselves to having threads on the fucking /vm/ board (which is a useless dead board, use /v/ if you don't have enough posters for a proper general). /coopg/ is a place for all horder shooters, not just darktide.
>>570443216Smite is one of the best blitzes in the game and retards who don't know how to build for it are salty when other players use it
>>570444413One other thing to add is that of all the psyker builds you could take, smigging it up all game is throwing because psykers are capable of absolutely dishing out crazy amounts of damage such that smigging isn't even needed. If a psyker is primarily using smite, they're trolling or stupid.
>>570444523>/coopg/ is a place for all horder shooters, not just darktide.Careful, you'll trigger the Darktide hating splitfag with that.
>>570444262>Only rumbler and GG are worth using alnd it used to be like that years ago as wellOh, is the Kickback no good any more? It might not be optimal but I think with all the explosion talents now and the Power Maul I feel like demoman Ogryn is at least viable, which gives PBB something to do other than burning bosses downAlso I've always been the world's biggest GG shill but everyone said it fucking sucked for the last three years until they buffed it and these talents came out.>pickaxePurely speculation, but is it really still good? Can you still OHK/combo Crushers after the HP buff? Always seemed unwieldy in a general sense compared to the Bully Club aside from being a better can opener
>>570444523>/coopg/>slowI'd say we're reasonably fast, maybe we're not as lightning fast as a gacha general dumping the same 300 smut images every thread and gooning to jpgs they play a "game" to acquire, but we're fast for a normal vidya general, and it's primarily the Darktide discussion and izzat shitposters that keep us off page 10. I get why they'd want their own thread, it's difficult to discuss any game around here since most of us just play darktide, I think we have a good arrangement where we can centralize news of coop games and redirect people to the relevant split threads where they can more easily learn more about those.
>>570444770>Oh, is the Kickback no good any more?Not really, it's gotten powercrept hard from the game.Kickback works in a pinch but you're better off using the GG which deals with specials and gunners better at longer ranges and does it more consistently. Also boss damage is pretty decent with it because you get shattering impact but also Pinpointing Target.>>pickaxe>Purely speculation, but is it really still good? Can you still OHK/combo Crushers after the HP buff?They are still very good, but you no longer can 1 shot Crusher the with Branx iirc even if you have Thrust and Crunch. They buffed all elite health while lowering crusher spawn numbers.The pickaxes are still ogryns hardest hitting weapons however. And the best in terms of raw power.Ogryn as a whole is just kind of cursed class and always will be because the devs just don't know how to balance him.Or more accurately, when they do make him actually balanced, aka on par with the rest of the classes who are all basically nuclear bombs on legs, every person then starts whinging how OP ogryn is, which then results him getting nerfed right the fuck back.
>STILL dilating about smiggersHoly shit you people are obsessed
>>570445749It's not the psyker's best build, get over it.
>>570445809So why do you people keep dilating about it and doing nothing but talk about it all the time?
I saw some lighting during a thunderstorm and I couldnt fucking believe it.Even nature is a smigger
>>570445921>anon asks question>anons question gets answered??
>>570446330Oh, I asked a question here: >>570445749Where was the question you dilating moron.
>>570446489Here, retard >>570443216
Lmao the smigger tranny is so fucking retarded
>>570446534>>570446589>Talking about smiggers completely unprompted stillSee: >>570445749
Being a smigger is actually based because it makes unc ass gamers with grey hairs in their beards dilate like this.
>>570446614>unpromtedSmigger retard stereotype is real
>>570446796Yes. He completely asked it unprompted because you all kept obsessing over smiggers
>>570445541The really annoying thing about the picks is that when they first came out you could hook a bulwark shield, stagger him open and then bop him in the head. For some reason they're the only enemy that doesn't work on now (they don't open up) unless there's a timing issue I haven't noticed since.
Another 2 years of seething about smiggers
>>570446837Arguments about smiggers prompted his questionThat's yet another L for the smiggertard for those keeping score
>>570446614>unpromptedIt first came up when Skitarius support smigger was mentioned.Then when Anon (80% you trying to stir shit up) pretended to be a new player not knowing what a smigger is.
How many Daemonhosts can spawn in a mission? I had one where at least 4 spawned. I aggrod one and almost aggrod two others
>>570446991Yes. Now answer my question.See: >>570445921
>>570447063If it was lights out, more spawn in general on that modifier. Otherwise, havoc has the rituals modifier that spawns a bunch too.
>>570447063I think all potential spawns in the map are rolled individually and there is no real limit
It's a time wasting jeet desperately defending his izzat, do not respond, he is not interested in actual discussion. The concept of izzat is only about a twisted form of honor, not evidence or the truth.
>>570447129It was a lights out mission, I almost startled the first Daemonhost when another person marked it and I took a shot at it without realising what it was. The first one I startled because I could not see it in the dark and ran right into it. The third one I almost startled because I took a shot in the dark at a Mutant but there was a Daemonhost there. I apologize to my team.
>>570447064>deflectingThe reason why it's so easy to dunk on you is because you're very retarded>questionBecause it's a meme that was forced by even smiggers themselvesBecause new people don't know what it isBecause you're a hysterical retard who's shitting his diapers over it so it's impossible not to notice it
>>570447260Yeah don't worry about it, this kind of thing happens fairly often. It takes a while to memorise where DH's can spawn on each map, and by then you can navigate them in lights out and exercise caution when you near a location where you might come across them.
>>570447281>Because it's a meme that was forced by even smiggers themselvesEverywhere does nothing but talk about how much they hate smiggers. What type of dilating gymnastics is this?Dilate harder
>>570447401Holy fuck you got boring quick
>>570447474>Still can't answer his obsession over smiggesDilate harder
>>570447527You're doing some kind of retarded act but you're even less clever and more obvious than any other troll so farWork on your bit. You're really bad at this
>>570447704>"You can't I smell like shit if I never wipe my ass!"Its not a bit. Youre actually dilating and avoiding my question.
Yawn
Notice how nobody can answer why theyre obsessed and dilate over smiggers every single day for the past 2 years.
>>570314723NightcoreGOATTT
>>570389663So you're telling me you made a conscious choice, to kill 1 person, in order to save more people?
>>570447832>>570447931
>>570448169Yes, but no more people will be tied to tracks, so you have in fact saved everyone from the trolley problem itself. For a time, until someone ties people to tracks again.
>>570448667>>570448667>>570448667>>570448667>>570448667MOVE
>>570448548Do you realize you just answered the trolley problem? Leaving the problem itself intact?
>>570447250Truth>>570446990>>570446238lol>>570444907We’re definitely in a good position overall as long as I’ve been here we haven’t 404’d once or anything
>>570440505Regijeet is also just really annoying>>570432409>>570432758More like 2030 at this rate
>>570319618>>570319525>>570319273why do trannies like this always pop up around this time
