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so...
Buffs soon
So Mari's plugsuit is for Gley? damg
Giant robot anime crossover and still no robot vehicles
Rape Rei...
>>570328376I’m gonna cum
>>570328502HOLY ASS!!!! ZAMGG!!!
Please, saar, remember rape. Rei everyday, you fucking bloody bastard.
>>570328537no one likes a blown out hag
>>570328376>best girl gets Asuka skinall is right in the world again, fuck you Anno, no one will ever like Mari
>>570328916Her wife does
>>570329031the girls she is holding literally came out of her mumu
>>570328248>>570328248>>570328248>>570328248>>570328248HOLY fuck bros, grok is amazing
>>570329150love is love
my graphics settings reset to a preset with settings higher than what I had beforeand I'm still stable.
>>570328376>not the rebuild transparent plug suitONEFUCKING JOB
>>570328376kinda mid
>>570328376Of course these dogshit skins will be universalFuck you Kim
>>570332507crushing my white balls
>>570332507>not using me as a punching bag
>>570332648>>570332680
>>570329150no, she's a clone. Gley's real daugher is dead
>watch NGE trailer>everyone's canonical boyfriends show up at the last secondWhy is Korea like this?
>>570334784>canonical boyfriendsnone of those are keelan
>>570328376>do a collab two weeks before dropping bikinis and having the pool return>willing to bet a large portion of players are just going to save money for the bikinis insteadCouldn't be more disappointed. NGE is fine but this is such a lame fucking choice.
>no guy costume for the collab >again>>570338158Hopefully this time I can get some speedos without the orange chest-burka jacket.
>>570328248brehs, imagine how much sweat is going to pour out of that plugsuit when she takes it off...
>>570338158you just sound poor
>oh sweet an event thing in progress>run to it>player finished the event before I can activate itevery time
Dead game. EOS soon.
>>570340503I just spent $100 so that should last them at least a month
>>570339731Will you drink it?
>>570328376ITS SHIT LMAO
>>570346675Rub one out for their feet and see how you feel after. Maybe it just needs to grow on you.
>>570346995Fag
>>570348289Sorry for making you blush.
>>570348483Feetfags are almost as bad as futafags
>>570340503NO EOS!
>>570349623We evolved to like a pretty girls feet. I'm sorry you were born gay.
>>570349623everyone talks about tits and ass or feet but i think im more of a thigh or tummy enjoyer
>>570350381god imagine the smell in that thigh pussy
>>570349623Futafags are subhuman
>>570350949They’re just gay
>>570328376Skipping this one
>>570350381I make Gley wear this outfit. I love it when hags are forced to wear provocative young people clothes.
>>570328376>No Misato skin>No Ritsuko skin>No Gendo Skin>Mari
I really thought they would give us a time limited colossus or whatever.at least we have best girl mari i guess. won't buy it tho, i'd rather edge till the summer skins drops
>>570328376This legit looks solidBut.....I dont know man, I need thongs and panties in my game. I cant just get off to regular skintights.
>>570328376hard skip, SPECIALLY when bikinis are next month
hard buy, for hairstyles alone. the military skins sucked, and the hairstyles were trash.,
>buy the Rei skin>buy the office worker skin>change the Rei hair color around>???>Become Shinji's mom
i skipped the tacticool skins, i can skip a AAA game this month and next month and buy the eva skins and the slutkinis when they come out. haven't really been buying that many games much anymore anyway last thing i bought was an odin 3 retro handheld so i can play games in bed
>>570358965Only thing I give shit about games wise is Dragons Dogma 2 Dark Arisen which comes out in October.
>>570359451yea the game shows that just came out were pretty disappointing desu. not that many good games. the new stellar blade looked interesting as well but not at 70 or 80 usd
>>570359451SameGetting DD2 expansion 100%Everything else, including the swim whore skins, will be case by case...I forgot, did we get a sneak preview of the swimsuits?
>>570360147We just have the little artwork in the roadmap. The one that looks like it's Ines looks like it will be good. the other 3 not as much.
>>570360441Oh yeah I found itIwonder who the blonde is
>>570360723>
>>570360723I thought the tacticoom outfits were gay cause only muhgunz faggots think they're cool but I still bought them anyway.
>>570360723These are good if you mix and match the heads with bikini skins. Ines and Gley look good with the tacticool heads with their bikini skins. Hailey's is the best if you change the stocking color to be skin matched.
i would have bought the tacticool skins if they were universal especially haileys. haileys one is so sexy i want other girls to wear it too
My Valby was sent to back up Ajax in Agna Desert, but it turns out Ajax didn't need the help so the two of them had a small chat together, talking about the Vulgus. Ajax was worried about the Vulgus gaining air space superiority so he secured the Arche weapon used to bust open the Red Sphere. My Valby could hear and feel the thrum in the air as a teleport was being made ready when something caught her eye. "Ajax? Were those always there?" She pointed out to the sky. But Ajax was already gone.
>>570361960Will you become my Rei poster?
>>570328376It should've been Kill La Kill, honestly.
>>570360723I was personally offended by the nell skin. Like what the fuck were they trying to do with that? I'm hoping she gets a good bikini.
>>570362059should've been soifons armpits and rangiku and harribels cleavage and underboob plus tummy
>>570361960based ajax not giving a fuck and never simping
>>570362059The devs would never be cool enough to do that
>tfw we will never get an eiken collab
>>570360570everyone says it's ines but she has two hairstyles like that now and her tits aren't that big and her current swimsuit is the most naked any girl has ever been in this game, but they've been on a serena gets all the bad outfits streak so it can't be any other blonde girl.
>>570339095go back
>>570363920i pray its a surprise like hailey and not ineshailey needs a proper outfit that just let those fucking milkers out completely
>>570363178I need maken-ki collab
>>570328248>>570328248>>570328248>>570328248>>570328248
They really miss their chance for Mario Bros collab
>>570361393as a Freynafag I was severely dissapointed when there was nothing even for her in the tacticool skinsI hope thats not a common trend for her
>>570363920>everyone says it's ines but she has two hairstyles like that now and her tits aren't that big?Nigga, in what world is/are Ines' tits not that big?Holy inaccuracy Batman.
>>570380679Ines tiddies, almost Serena tier.
>>570378662She has had a skin on every update until the tactical bs. When assassin dropped she not only had one from the pack they gave her another unique skin (which looks a lot like the haistyle for the 3rd bikini) and most recently a goddess. It would have been laughable if they gave her another one already.
>>570385612ok coolI'm one of those guys that likes playing one character forever and almost thought I made the wrong choice with Freyna
>>570328376retarded fucking gooks
>>570387669 racist and shitty taste? never fails
oh I got a free descendant slot from the twitch drops, dont forget to do that bros
It pains to me say: Anon has died trying to fuck Bunny for more than 31 hours.
>>570389421complaining about racism on 4chan is super gay
>>570380679ugggh what is that
>>570328376Left is obviously EXCAVA and right is Deus, what's center?
>>570393681hair loss from too many meltdowns
>>570396252Secret Garden I thinkits the only bullpup?
>been trying to get this stupid dog for like 3 days now
>>570397113eckert?
>>570392454I warned him, I told him that Bunny is the ultimate endurance test
>>570398486idk, I was doing the Void Vessel thinggot like 3/4 of the vespers dog4/4 of the snow dogasked google where I'm supposed to get the other matsdo void vessel hard a few timesmaterials havent movedcheck acquisition info and check youtubeI'm supposed to run to this cave over and over again until I have enough materials
>>570393394no im racist too but i have good taste because im a classic 1843 generational racist
>>570399041the luminous alloys? you have to open the experimental storage boxes that are spread out in the level
>>570400094I was missing some common mats I guessI never opened those resource thingsand yea, I guess I'll have to farm those
please saar rape Rei everyday bloddy bastard
>>570400409come back to /wfg/ we miss you
>>570382625I-Ines wait, I can't cum anymore, let me rest please!
>>570400230you can use the journal to find and farm everything in the game. there's even a search bar
>>570401003You WILL continue fucking her until she's satisfied and you WILL empty your balls into her every single time.
>>570401003It's either you or Keelan
>>570408778Keelan gets fucked by old white men while doing slave play. He's a gay sissy bambi.
>>570328248>those hipsOhhhhhhh my
>>570410823Alpha doesn't do that, stop lying anon
>>570411642Alpha doest. got Alpha'd
>>570413906Shut up Keelan!
Ines loves anal
Bump
>>570413906jayber?
is there a way to rewatch cutscenes?
who is the descendant with the kill everything orange circle
>>570421653Try the memory glowing balls scattered around the map I think.
>>570421759it was after a mission, and I skipped it thinking I was being rude to my teammates but the mission was over, and someone else was still watching theirsill try replying solo and see if one is there at the end
>>570421718Esiemo?Jayber's turrets?Kings guard lance?
rate my skin
also
At night it's so cool.
lmao
>>570422614
>>570423468Based, he speaks the truth
If you don't buy the collab, TFD will EOS before the swimsuits get released. If you want the swimsuits you WILL buy the collab.
>>570422614>>570422821>>570423168Who is it under the helmet?
>>570382625Not even close to Serena
>>570423468Literally what I talked about earlier in the thread lol Doing a collab two weeks before bikinis and the return of the pool was beyond retarded.
>>570421718are they dancing?
>>570426703nah it was like some orange diamond and had big ring around it while I was farming that defense mission in kingston, made it really easy all 10 roundsI thought the ring was like a caution ring or something before realizing it was someone elses skill
>>570426775i think is KGL effect
>>570426775King's guard lance alternate fire mode turret. Anybody can use it, but Serena is probably the example of somebody who can abuse it the hardest by proccing additional damage from skills on every tick of damage.
>successfully remove colossus part 100 timesdevs really thought this was a good idea
Defiler might be the worse boss design I've ever seen in modern gaming.
>>570429327just shoot?
>>570429007It made sense at launch when they didn't die in 2 seconds and locking colossus down with grapple was needed to skip enrage phases.
>>570430705I wish they made it so you need to grapple again..
>>570430765Go grapple Defiler in multiplayer and be a hero.
>thought the 150 voucher bonus was only after you did 5 abyss runs>what the fuck is this shit>it's actually 150 extra for the first 5 abyss runs eacho-oh...so that's 900 vouchers for the weekly, that's so much better.
>>570430863But I can just solo him in under a minute?
>>570431132Prove it. What is your name so we can go check the leaderboards.
>>570431650You can't see me on the leaderboards cause even under a minute isn't on the top 100.
Please help me bros, I need a good build to kill Defiler fast! AIIIEEEEEE
>>570425010Ines
>>570433048french reaper
so cool damg
>>570433476what?
>>570433521Post some amvs? Do you make tfd hmvs?
>>570433048>>570433048>>570433048>>570433048>>570433048pwwwease respond
>>570433953you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink...
>>570434059wtf are u re talking about u saaar bloddy bastard!!
>>570433953I use my Gley wall crasher build with anti venom in pubs to get carried.
>>570433953L E A D E R B O A R D SAdjustments based on your AM
>>570434962Poking Dia's dias!
>one of the best looking rifle in game>it's not an ultimate
>login for daily>first message in chat starting to think this game attracts weirdos
>>570437123There's lots of blue and purple guns that look really good. Too bad there's no transmog for guns I would pay for it desu
>>570437420Blacked descendant and snow bunny descendant are there in world chat like 5 hours a day. I've seen them pretty often. I'll be grinding missions an hour or 2 leave come back 3 or 4 hours later still there
>>570437420Remember: only a THIRD of India has internet access yet.
>>570433521can u post the dye list
>>570438943RAPE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>570439410Hauptmann Nell hnnnggg!
>>570437741Gonna be a blessed day when they finally get banned
>>570437648transcendent weapons might do this to blues/purples depending on how they implement it but these devs would probably fuck something up then everyone will use it as another stat stick
My wife, Hailey Scott.
>>570442361I report them every single day
>>570437741There's also Joehasthedough which I think is a poster here.
>>570328376How is EVA getting collabs 27 years later
>>570450130there's a new anime coming out.
>>570449536Based
>running a few void vessel Hard>no Luminous Alloylet me guess you have to farm normal
>>570450881turns outyes, you have to farm normal and open those chests, or I was incredibly unlucky doing multiple hard runs
>>570450881Yeah
sneed
Nurse Ines in 3 days!
>>5704310285 runs per week is pretty much the max they can get out of me, so I'm getting more vouchers than ever.>>570438943>Copy that!>>570439410How does this game have only like 5 hair dyes, that don't look like complete ass, or rather vomit. Really wish, they would add some better dyes in general.
>>570460092There's no dark browns for some reason so I just use the black.
>>570460092>Copy that!>tfw they removed Boing boing boing!Why........
>>570462551Gimme some nice brunette, without hints of green or red in it pls... looks like diarrhea...>>570464593They gotta bring that back. Makes no sense to take that line out.
>>570464593>>570466384devs don't want you having too much fun with valby
>>570467237Director Kim is getting shanked....
>>570460092they just need to switch over to some basic color sets with infinite uses instead of the single use paints. also unreal doesn't seem to handle hair very well in general.
>>570328376>rebuild slop
>not Evas in the collabDamn, our collab sucks a little bit, huh?
>>570478239I'm sorry for being white!
>>570478239NO PLEASE DON'T PUNCH MY NUTSACK!!! ERECTIONS ARE NORMAL I CAN'T HELP IT!!!
>>570481718
best sexy emote to buy
>>570489068cat dance
>>570489470thats pretty goodIll buy it when i log on
whats this
>>570489650bunny dance is also preddy gud.>>570490313That's for the new skin contest, since the last one was a pretty big success for them. The community votes on player-designed skins and the winner gets implemented.
>>570491217>shows off armpitssoldso far on my "to buy list"cat dancebunny dance
>>570491815The summer (bikini) update, late next month, will probably bring another sexo emote.this webm is the one from last year
>>570491815250c each so it's not even that expensive
>>570492313i hope they'll bring back last year's
>>570495392compared to other games it adds upthis game the ingame currency is half the actual valueso 250c is basically $52 emotes is $10but yea, I get what you mean>>570492313I saw someone with that and wanted to buy it, guess its gone
>>570399041vespers deg is at eckert currently btw. No need to farm any resources. Do the quests 4 times and craft the dog.
>>570497119yea I got that one, apparently you just do the story and it gives it to youI found out you have to farm Fortress for some of the snow dog mats, so I just rushed through story, and didn't realize there was a whole area called Hagios, and all the quests there just gave me all the partsneed to finish up the snow dog now
>>570484794which emote is this?
>>570497119>>570497356finallyI guess I have to level this thing up, but I want the snow dog
>need to start doing wall crusher again for better chance at at rigger modFuuuuuuuuuuckI know hes mostly trivia now but stillI hate sticking to a schedule
>>570497638bouncing ball
>>570501470Dr. Kate descendant when
>>570501919crazy they released a male healer before a girl one
>>570506468Healing in this game is completely irrelevant.
>get the ines trigger mod>still not enough to kill defileri guess its pub hopping timeor pray the next rotation is easier
>>570510940cool Ines
>rolling ancestor mods for Dia>singular boost>singular boost>singular boost>negative crit rate/crit damage/cooldown>singular boost>singular boost>singular boost>singular boostWhatever retarded faggot over there that decided ancestor mods were a good addition to the game should be banned from ever touching a video game ever again.
If you can't kill Defiler you are a subhuman animal that needs to be put down.
>>570516120hope you're ready for ancestor mods 2.0 but with guns
>>570518036Dung beetle mechanics. At least we have sex to go with it.
>>570491217bunny dance is pretty sexy too
>>570516919i can kill defiler with gley but i still like pubs carrying me lol
>>570516120Just wait 2 seasons when they give her a busted singular build like ines :^)
>>570521302i only clicked on your picrel because I thought we had a choco kween
>>570521597thats sharen
>>570522294Sharen is the same shade as all the other sluts
>>570521597>I thought we had a choco kweenThat's Keelan lol
>>570527659nice lighting
>>570532592what a SLUT
>there's leaderboards for 2-4 squads for defileris that how all of these fags are getting the red medal
>>570532592Boing boing boing!
Knicks just won, NYC riots soon
>>570535085The LA niggers? or is that a different team
>>570536057nope NY niggers
>>570536498Goin to bed, good night Mini-Nell!
>>570536498why does she need two mics?
>>570538142one is the sex line mic
>>570535085aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>570538142the other is for anon
>hear gunner valby is strong>ha, i guess i can see how good it is, surely my unoptimized build isn't going to be able t->hits in the millions when they were only 6 digits earlierHoly FUCK
>>570540039>Dies in 3 hits>Have to keep finding puddles to stay in
>>570540039shit to use though...
>>570540741>>570540753That is true, but the meme magic is fun
You guys ever fantasize about being one of the girls and whoring yourself out to be nothing but a cumdump for other anons?
>>570541376n-no...
>>570539846Ines must sit on me daily
>>570541376no, i'm pounding these bitches
>>570541376
>>570541339If TFD had tiers, Viessa would be S++ and Valby would be S for the simple fact Viessa causes enemies to slow down/freeze
>>570541735till I hit you with the sissy hypnosis
>>570361960Plot twist: ajax was never there in the first place Valby’s had a lot going on lately and gets confused
>>570513051They could make it relevant in onslaught
>>570541408Doesn't sound very convincing.
Sirs, rape the Rei.
jfc world chat peeps have some serious mental malfunctions
>>570551280like this thread
The jump boost status effect from the Whirlwind is harmless fun.I just didn't foresee it being one of the stats boosted by additional copies.This might get ridiculous.
Post Freyna
>>570551280go back
He knows
>>570555130Who?
>>570551280It's just DEI trolls making the game uncomfortable for the genuine playerbase, they're all low MR accounts.
No reason to do anything but login for dailies until the bikinis drop.
Ult Hailey when...
If ultimate Hailey doesn't get a bigger ass I'm rioting.
It should be canonical that Ultimate versions have larger tits, ass, and thighs due to their enhanced arche levels.
>>570566943Can't wait for Ultimate Hailey with cow print ultimate skin and assmeat so big, that it has its own gravity field.
>>570553861The only problem I have with it is that if your teammates are using it, it applies that buff to the whole team. If I'm midair on Serena nowhere near these people and jump to reposition while somebody's using whirlwind I end up rocketing into the ceiling or way past where I expect to be and fucking up my next shots.
>>570565591yep:(
>>570566943Arche is stored in the tits/ass
>>570568998Very true. Even solo I sometimes can't land in time to roll out of the way of an enemy stagger attack or AOE (although I should just grapple).
only 2 more weeks.... and a half
We need some yoga emotes
>>570589430This needs to be animated.
>>570589234if only they locked in to give us those feet textures in game
>>570589234they definitely need to add yoga emotes
What character is the lowest effort/button presses to farm things?
>>570590507bunny for low level content, gley for high level content
>>570583197this but with ines
>>570555130>dev notedirector kim got canned
>>570555047>go backTo The First Descendant's World Chat?
>Log in>Receive daily gifts>Log out>Uninstall the game
>be me>Log in>Receive daily gifts>Log out>Uninstall the game>go to /tfdg/ to post; "ded gaem , ded thread"
ded gaemded thread
>>570599836fuck i just started
>>570599836The game is not dead!
Disregard doomposting faggots and enjoy Valby's wholesome shenanigans!
>>570600901dont bother. game is hemorrhaging players. only players left are gooners and apologists. both equally mentally ill.
You really have nothing better to do on a sunday afternon than to dilate your cock wound and troll tfdg?
>>570605645>troll tfdgdevs do that all by themselves with every update
>>570605189>>570606206As opposed to your ugly trannyframe simulator? Lmao fuck off
is this good for freyna
>>570608763You can try it but the lower cooldown would probably hurt your dps
>people still getting stuck on THAT tunnel in sigma
>>570615520which tunnel? i haven't run that problem
>bought 5 attendance tokens>actually it was 5 collectible coinsfugHow do you even get those red ones anyway?
>>570617554the one with the sharp turns>>570618123mystery coin? 2 sigma daily
>>570619443na, the red tokens in the shop at spawn? I dont know what theyre called. Theres the red ones, yellow ones, and the green ones.Yellows is from selling, green is from abyss colossi, and whatever red is.I never have a lot of reds and I pretty much do everything in the game evenly
>>570619763ah, the tickets/vouchers reds are dropped by the boss at the end of 400% infil or axion
how do you unlock the 400% stuff, just doing story?
>>570621658Yes, it should come soon after some mission, where you meet Hailey for the first time.
>>570590507Freyna is lowest APM if you know the spawns because you press one button to clear a room and have it linger thanks to Contagion. With a well rolled infected weapon trigger mod this works on everything until onslaught.
idk why, but my brain keeps wanting to call this game "the last ascendant"
>>570630548Valby n-no, please put down the gun.......
>>570633064ASScendant
no dev stream? just the dev note
>>570638989eos...
>>570639050director is locked in the nexon dungeon with the producer now
>>570639151Nexon is upset that bikini outfits and pool will be released after the collab
Are these blue numbers average? Why is Serana lower?
>>570640419Slightly above averageShe may not have everything equipped or her build is lacking
>>570640419maybe show the Serena preset next time, dumbass
>daily onslop run>good team, feel like I’m getting carried>end up with most kills and highest damage somehow>do another run>have to do literally everything myself AND res people left and right>only get highest defense/upgrade countsthey should just show everyone’s stats at the end. and include downs/resurrects/deaths
I wish they'd just get rid of this peer2peer trading bullshit and go full offline auction house. It would let us find the actual standard for pricing for one thing. Additionally I will never engage with trading in the 30 minutes a day it takes to hit dailies when it's not a reset. Separating some retards from their caliber with my eternally overflowing stockpile of unrolled garbage shouldn't require posting ads in a chat box like it's 2000s RuneScape.
Ok so just standing on the ground, the KGL was showing about 35k as the most common damage number, and the average dps was about 85kThen jumping in the air, the most common damage number is 42k and the average dps is 109k.Then jumping in the air and activating her 4th ability and the average dps jumps to 420k.The skill damage from one turret, for only the duration of the skill with nothing added, was over 6 million.I'm about to try Defiler as kgl Serana and we'll see how it goes.
>>570642981u gon die>6,500,000/999,999,999,999 health
124mil damage in 2.5 minutes. I wish we could see our ally's stats here too, so I could know what good numbers are and what percentage contribution and stuff like that is. Like if a team mate did 6 billion damage, that means I didn't actually do that well.I also ran out of ammo, the Ancient Knight never runs out of ammo since I'm using the ammo accessories for Serena so that's something else to learn.Overall a pretty good first try.
>>570607502at least people play warframe. Whats TFD at like? 2-3K or some low shit?
>>570644007You need friends dude, why are you still here?
>>570640419>>570642981Why do you keep bringing up vampires from a 15 year old game?
>>570644315oh that's funny. I know it's Serena but I keep typing Serana by accident.Serana is cool too, I would play her.Gley is this game's "vampire" but barely
>>570640668>slightly above averageMax is 85880 iirc
Computer, generate an image of Luna Swift from Nexon's hit third person shooter game The First Descendant in a suggestive scenario.
>>570640347Why can't they have huge breasts
>>570646957Ask your priest at confessional
>>570630548For every valby raper valby shoots, ten more will rise up to rape her.
theres not enough first descendant porn
PLAYERCOUNT STATUS????
dimensional energy stabilization status??
>>570450130Exactly... also, an overrated series. Completely boring.
>>570450236really?
>>570650897Got like 110 donuts and 25-ish mushrooms
Nurse Ines in 2 days!!
Ines looks so cool here
>>570656747*motorboating intensifies*
I made the same exact Serena build from solo Defiler leaderboards and have no clue how they're killing him in under a minute. They only have a high HP AM but everything else is regular
my wife
>>570659996might be them getting lucky with crits. i was doing the same with a better AM and i was doing good damage but i wasn't fast enough to get on the leaderboards
Which descendant would take you home and make you eat all the eggs?
>>570665904yujin
>>570665904I imagine Valby unironically, as she seems to be retarded enough Esiemo is retarded, but he likes cooking or at least helping to cookMaybe Serena as its the only thing she knows how to cook and thinks it is completely normal to have to eat 20 scrambled eggs in one sitting
still no universals?sheesh kimmy done cooked this shit fr
>>570450130EVA collabs with everything, same with persona 5. Nikke had 2 EVA collabs within like a year or two for some reason
>>570541376but nobody wanna play..
>>570665904Luna
>>570661335Based headache anon, that'll piss off bunch of people
>>570665904The obvious answer is Blair.
>>570680275he's hot enough to get away with it
when will we get wedding dress outfits?
>>570684315In two weeks
>>570684315After EOS
>>570644183You mean like TFD needs players? Game won't be around this time next year but the devs will have milked all you retards dry from all these half baked gooner skins.Don't worry. Us warframe players are a merciful tribe. We'll welcome you back with open arms once you see the error of your ways.
>>570688452>Game won't be around this time next yearYou said that this time last year though, and this time the year before that.
>>570688868The game's own CEO has lost faith in this game. Now reply with your latest cope.
>>570607502>trannyframeTFD has literal AI-voice modulating trannies as sponsored content creators
>>570689635It's a rumor.
>>570688452You're a tranny that loves western goy slop. Might as well start defending fortnite and codslop. Kneel for pride month and the obese ogres at DE they based follie on.
>>570689721>It's a rumor.remember to take 2 before bed. preferably before you dilate your axe wound.
>>570689854No proof. I accept your graceful loss.
>>570689767see:>>570689635
>>570689854You literally play the most trannyfied game ever made developed by faggot canadians and 600 pound non binary feminists. quit projecting.
>>570689924Only thing at a loss here is TFD's steam numbers year over year.
>>570690145I accept your concession.
>>570689983Meanwhile DE sponsors countless faggots and tranny content creators while also employing them.
>>570690130Half of TFD's world chat are brainrotted men who fantasize about be women
Dude is so afraid of player numbers he forces himself to play lgbtq woke slop and copes about in the thread of the game he wishes it were instead.
>>570690187You got me with that one! Now where's that 30K population target that the game director was talking about?
>>570690510And warframe chat is all trannies moderated by trannies in a tranny game developed by trannies. A couple trannies in chat in a game developed by koreans who don't give a shit about any woke nonsense is not the same..
>>570690823>in a game developed by koreans who don't give a shitAnd thats why your dogshit game won't be around in a year. Every shit update relies heavily on recycling existing dungeon assets, art formats, and predictable enemy spawns rather than introducing unique content. And don't fucking tell me Onslaught is "new and engaging"
>>570690673Thank you for admitting you're wrong that's refreshing to see here on 4 channel. Now for player numbers I get into coop matches really fast and don't have trouble matchmaking or finding parties. Game is pretty fun. I'll post some screen shots later.
>>570691202Now lets talk about warframe content. lmao. Enjoy your new hub with shitty faction rank grind or a new dogshit sytem that doesn't connect to the rest of the game. Warframe is completely phoned in by incompetent developers who cant even create a human face so they outsourced it.
The seethe for this game the fact it's alive and exists with pretty women in it. Bizarre mind broken behavior.
>>570692061And accusing the game of being woke while playing warframe of all things.
>>570691478At least Warframe has robust pity systems that respect player time far better than TFD's shity excuse for a pity system, rigid paywalls and punishing grinds. But hey! Keep buying those shitty gooner skins. I'm sure the game won't tank!
>>570692061>the fact it's aliveIts barely hanging on by a thread
>>570692387>At least Warframe has robust pity systemslol
>>570692610Getting a warframe or a Prime never felt like a chore the way TFD feels like to get even a simple fucking sword.You can pretend all you want but we both know this is a fact.
>>570692838It's piss easy in both games. Are you a dad gamer?
>>570692529Ehh not really? Did you read the updated nexon report? The one that came after the ceo said the game missed the player number. It was doing fine in that new report.
>>570692940I think console numbers are more than expected and coomer skins actually sell. for some reason console gamers latched on to this game in a way pc players didn't. I think it might be because there isnt really another coomer game like this on console.
>>570692923TFD doesn't respect your time. Warframe does. Simple as. I remember you have to farm the same dungeon like 500 times to max out a sword. Absolute degusting behaviour by the devs, Anon, there's a reason why Warframe is flourishing while TFD isn't. It isnt just random luck. I hope you realize this.
is gley asian?
>>570693385Warframe doesn't respect your time with its shitty recycled faction grinds and useless sytems. You're coping. you don't play warframe because it's better you play warframe because of player numbers.
>>570693898looks white to me
I see eos anon is back>you have to farm the same dungeon like 500 times to max out a sword. Lmao you clearly didn't play the current build of the game>>570693898She's white, Dia is hapa
>>570692838no shit paying money for the blueprint parts doesn't feel like a chore
>>570328248>what's that you want to play a character that ISN'T ines or gley in onslught`?>too bad here's a single valby player as a teammate wh ocan't even wipe his own assI'm starting to actually hate this game
>>570695107he's been scared to log on after anon found his MR22 account taking screenshots in-game
>>570699347>tfw MR28S-stop bullying p-please......
>>570700798MRlet..
N(igga) 17 soon
>>570706148Waste of resources...
>>570650897Still broken, probably fixed this week
>>570693969>you play warframe because of player numbersBetter gameplayBetter devsBetter communityBetter rewardsBetter mission typesBetter game mechanicsBetter melee systemBetter customization (LOL at TFD dyes)Better powercreep (Bunny is on her 3rd or 4th rework LMAO)Shall I continue you gooner faggot?
>>570695107>Lmao you clearly didn't play the current build of the gameNeither does the 98% of the player base that quit this dogshit game.i bet you thought you ate with your post anon...
>>570695532Warframe's platinum grind is simple and easy and allows any player to buy whatever they want by simpling playing the game.TFD = shitty overpriced ancestor mods that don't add anything unless a character is officially "reworked" by the devs.
>>570717854sure sis! stand proud!
>>570718392TFD's hero OrneryBiscuit is a man disguised as a woman.
>>570717854Why are you here and not playing your preferred game?
¡¡¡TEAM ¡¡ASSEMBLEEEEEEEEEE!!
>>570720404Kiss Valby!
Damg, bro, in that state, we are now.
>>570717854Literally everything you mentioned is shit in that game. And its hilarious you think the tranny community around that game is good. Massive self report tranny faggot. Kill yourself.
>>570718852Your game is made by trannies for trannies and also sponsors tranny streamers. You already knew this though.
>>570720914Is that Ethan Ralph?
My Valby got to work with Dr. Kate! Dr. Kate needed assistance and asked Miss Anais if she could borrow my Valby and Miss Anais agreed. Now my Valby gets to play nurse, and better yet she gets to wear a nurse outfit designed by Dr. Kate herself! Dr. Kate is really excited, saying they're going to do all sorts of things, like taking vital signs, vaccinating people, delivering medicines, giving each other palpation physicals, drawing blood, analyzing DNA samples, testing antitoxins, experimenting with 3D tissue bioprinting, and lots more! Dr. Kate is really enthusiastic about her work, and she says if they get their work done early, she'll give my Valby a Bimanual Exam! My Valby doesn't know what kind of exam that is but she thinks she'll ace it!
>>570721934Valby is a great nurse!
>>570721934>Bimanual Exam ?holy shit I should've a gyno
>>570720914The SnowbunnyDescendant guy seeks out people into this fetish and pressures them into saying shit like this in WCDon't ask me how I know
>>570721209You're so quick to cry tranny when your whole player base plays Barbie doll dress up and desperately wants to be women.
iz we gettin a livestream 2day?
>>570724261you just described warframe
>>570724145pressures how?
Who doesn't like tits? Anyway even if you threatened to smash my cock with a brick and turn me into a warframe player I wouldn't play that visual diarrhea
>>570725195Trannies don't like tits because they have none and naturals remind them that their bolt ons are a joke.
>>570725195>>570725507>>570724787See:>>570720914Thats your playerbase. Not mine.
>>570725868your chat has that and worse
>>570720992TFD has no community though. Its just a couple of thousand mentally ill cross dressing faggots getting milked for their lunch money in exchange for terrible gooner skins that arent even universal.Everyone else literally quit this game. No amount of "please come back!" special events or giveaways will fix this sinking ship.EOS soon. Sorry.
>>570726616You play dei slop developed by trannies with a tranny community. Cool that it's popular but that doesn't change what is. You've resigned yourself to the libtard slop but that doesn't mean that's how it has to be. Of course you're probably a tranny anyways so whatever. Kneel for pride month and niggers like your based developers.
>>570720914Report it
>>570721934Heyyy my Valby is working with Dr. Kate too!
>>570727704And you play gooner slop developed by retarded gooks who are running your for your pockets. Your game is already on life support and you dont even realize it. You just keep buying skins to dress your virtual barbie dolls while the game population plummets even more.This will only end one way: with you and your refugee nigger playberbase coming to Warframe once this game hits EOS (which is soon).
>>570728216I need to see both of your buttholes. It's a medical emergency.
>>570728592Your game is the most shameless microtransaction filled slop. Look at those fucking prime access packs and bundles. Actual kike game on top of being woke tranny slop. Not to mention they phone in every update with a new faction rank grind and a new hub they developed in a week. And don't act like your game isn't already embracing the coomer bait with those heirloom skins.
>>570729119>Your game is the most shameless microtransaction filled slop.Your gook nigger game sells skins for like $20 a pop right? Don't make me laugh.
>>570729326why are you so mad? why do you even care?
>>570729639I hate how in denial you faggots are. Dead game. EOS soon.
>>570729326So does your piece of shit. And your game is selling a fucking prime access pack for $140 dollars right now with the cheaper one being $80.
>>570729828People actually play my game and want to support the devs. Nobody plays your shit except for a few thousand gooners and they'll buy anything for the neuron activation loop in their rotted brains.
I would get the tacticool bundled if it was like, 1000 cheaper. I feel like they made 1-2 skins too many for it. The fact the cheapest possible quantity of caliber is the most expensive one is kinda absurd.
>>570729717ok cool but why do you care?
>>570730086>support the devsYou are so beyond cucked. An actual defeated financial slave for tranny canadians who outsource development because they cant model human faces and half ass updates while they funnel your money into steve sinclairs latest muppet face slop. It's popular though! Everyone is getting vaxxed!
Damg look at that ASS
What's the red mod people are using on Viessa right now?
>>570689635Thanks for posting my wife
>>570690510Welcome to 4chan
>>570693898Gley is from France
>>570717854>>570718169>>570725868>>570726616>>570730086Same schizo
>going to make it to 1 day before the nurse outfitfuck me
>>570733554just ignore that fag, most generals have one tard like him, probably doesnt play warframe or last descendanthad one guy "trolling" marathon general by constantly mentioning arc raiders, turns out he sucks at both those games and doesn't play them
Back to talking about eos again i see?
When I buy cosmetics, it's supporting the based devs.When you buy cosmetics, it's cucked and you're not based, you're actually cringe. This is the extent of my vocabulary.I can't believe this type of reasoning is real, this guy is trolling by acting retarded.Both games have pros and cons and various flaws, and obviously people are going to play the one that appeals to them for X or Y minor detail, since they're fundamentally similar. It's just some weird bad personality flaw that would cause a person to troll like this about other games.
>>570736676xe is probably one of the wartrannies that were sitting in the destiny 2 general, after they announced no more content updates, begging them to come to warframe lmao
Did they lower the rate of bonus tokens from void abyss boss when they added the weekly bonus?
>>570739315I don't think so i couldn't notice any change in the drops.
realistically, do you think our game will eventually thrive if enough time passes? like we assume they dont shut down the game for... two more years minimum? do you think the numbers will eventually climb to the point that being shut down isn't as much of a concern? im not talking about becoming the next CSGO or anythinglike dont most MMOs die off because there isn't enough content to keep them around? warframe was shit for a few years, but kept adding more and more trash. warframe is half a graveyard of al lthe stuff they introduce then left behind to chase the next big thing. Runescape has two decades worth of content, WoW is the same. Guild wars 2, Final Fantasy MMO? Probably others I cant thnk of
>>570743170honestly i view this game as the vinductus 2 waiting room side game. log in play 30 to 1.5 a day log out. take screenies for 10 to 25 minutes and done. i dont think its possible to no life the game for long or be a main game.
>>570743170If I wasn't unemployed, I wouldn't play this game at all
>>570732987*husband
>>570736676>probably doesnt play warframeI carry shitters like you through EDA with my Kullervo all the time.
>>570743170Mmm, Nexon doesn't shut down games, like other western studios lol... So...
>>570737251I'd rather analyze Ines' cleavage, for science obviously
>>570746081Maple Story 2 was Nexon game, no?
>>570689635THAT'S A MAN
>>570730736>It's popular though! Everyone is getting vaxxed!save your schizo chud babble for /pol/TFD is just dogshit. Simple as. No amount of updates will course correct this failed project. The game's population is in free fall and the devs are just doing their last bit of cash grabs with these skins before EOS.Cry more, faggot.
>>570747603>chudAnd the mask slips. Dial 8 tranny.
you don't play this game, you don't play warframe, you don't play any game. just a poor eastern euro making shill posts on /vg/ and /v/ for a living, 30 threads open./wfg/ is busy comparing it's dead numbers to destiny 2.
>>570749031>you don't play this game, you don't play warframe, you don't play any game. just a poor eastern euro making shill posts on /vg/ and /v/ for a living, 30 threads open.
>>570749624you're a tranny faggot with zero self-awareness. people that play video games don't keep a folder full of news articles and pepes and google stock photos.
>>570752106thisI have pictures of my sexy descendants
>>570746081isnt unreal engine incredibly expensive?
>>570743170I'm new and having fun, but really seeing the warframe comparisons in the gameplay, I guess I may go play that after getting bored here, but afaik this game doesnt really have a>you can grind this endlessly>or always have something to work towardsbut maybe im wrong, im not done with the story yeti think it should lean into the gooning, but idk if steam allows that
>>570746312Yeah, but what vindictus 1
>>570752523Behold eos!!!
>>570689635that's a man
>>570689635That's a woman
>>570756317Fair point
Calling a biological female a man is not funny. Accusations also require proof, so until you post any, OrneryBiscuit is just an autistic woman as far as I'm concerned.
>>570756737NO EOS!
Your mother fucking bloody bastard!! Remember rape everyday the Valby saar!! Your mother fucking bitch
>>570329253Post more like this I want to coooooom
>>570759725they just need to give it up and turn the lounge into interactive porn that's the only chance we have left
>>570756737>EOSThese ritual post are making me sleepy
>>570743846Sounds like I do with every gacha game
>>570759464some girls are just so stupid they are basically asking for it>kind of ugly girl puts she/her in her bio>people think she's trans>takes it out of her bio
>>570765054thanks for posting my wife
>>570743170Warframe has the benefit of being able to run even on toasters, switch 1, and phones. My laptop from 2010 ran the game well enough (60-70 fps lowest settings) until they started updating all the tilesets and adding shit like railjack and the fortuna open world. This game can’t even reach stable 40fps lowest settings on steam deck.I don’t play mmos and not really seeing the comparison but I’m fairly certain most if not all aren’t even free?
>>570765815?????????????????????????????????
>>570743170Nexon will keep milking this game dry even if it means there's barely a 100 players like Vindictus, as long as Nexon gets money out of their games. Only western games shut down at record a week after launch.
>>570759725Ines owes me sex!
>>570743170>>570766297Forgot to add, warframe has a story actually worth paying attention to, and disguises the mediocre voice acting fairly well with whatever they use to distort voices.Tfd’s story and voices are just straight up bad. I speak a little korean and switch between eng/kor when I get bored. One npc uses fucking autotune and just sounds horrendous in both languages.
Good morning sirs, please remember to give valby the rape.
Bros I love tfd as much as the next gooner but we have to stop kidding ourselves...These hands belong to a man.
>>570766926>>570765054I will make a cum tribute on Valby's face so bad, bros.
>>570768535we know Biscuit is a man, we heard his voice when his mic glitched out, we don't care, the Muslim guy is named Alissa, we don't care about that either.
>>570768749>we heard his voice when his mic glitched outpost it
>>570768665remember to post it when you do
Who is the biggest dumb?
playing the new embers of uncrowned game plays like a mix of lost ark and path of exile. you can make some pretty hot charas
>>570774453front facing angle. at least nexon knows how to make decent character creators. just wondering how pay 2 win its going to be
>>570774453>>570774623>korean online ARPGyeah noI'm staying away if it's anything like Lost Ark
>>570774623Get ready for p2w PVP that is mandatory for any sort of progression and breaking items trying to upgrade unless you buy the "please don't break my items" tickets from the shop
>>570768383
this game has guro wtf? wasn't expecting hot vampire elf lady to get her head chopped off right in the beginning of the tutorial
Wait No live stream this week?
>>570775667When does that happen again, i was skipping cutscenes
>>570778298Next week? I always forget the schedule. I just want slutkini skins
>>570776776I love gley so much...
eos chads wonned bwos...
>>570779207This cut scene plays when defeating her as the tutorial boss. I was shocked desu. Girls in their underwear getting chopped wasn't what I was expecting. I think they are going for m rating I thought they were going for teen.
Fuck I wish shotguns didn't suck in this game
>>570780097Hammer and Anvil is one of the best weapons in the game for several characters through endgame right now though? Smithereens and executor are also still relevant in like 90% of content up to axion plains as well. To be honest I'm surprised how good they're letting shotguns be.
>>570780446Hammer and Anvil's good? I'll look into that one then.It's moreso that they feel worse to use than melee weapons sometimes. The damage falloff and spread can feel killer at times, even though I know it's closer to a Bungie shotgun than a Valve shotgun.
>>570781343random gay yujin
>>570780830For the new Ines build Hammer and Anvil is the standard
>>570437420>Gooner game attracts gooner sub typesAre you really surprised?
>>570783241They are just kids, nobody actually jacks off to this game
>>570780830Standard serena, supply moisture snapshot Valby and plasma bullet Ines all rely on hammer and anvil. Serena gets to use either mode but the latter two mostly just fire the airburst mode to deliver the largest quantity of auto tracking pellets with amped damage.
Anyone got a supply moisture valby that isn't ass to play?
Stop leaving Onslaught because you suck, actually keep leaving, maybe you're true calling is the chat
IT'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXhF3DKTUrE
>>570790298raping valby on 7/2
>>570790185Dev update for a dead game. EOS soon.
>>570790298Freyna got the worst one
>>570790298B-BROS...I might actually skip the collab...
>>570790298BASED
>>570790298still waiting on a 3 color tricolor
>>570790298So the best one is Serena not Ines. Valby looks good and I like Gley's even though its a one piece. Bunny is a weird choice. Nell is a cock block with that skirt.
>>570790298Valby, Harris, Serena and Nell are the best, the rest are more or less meh.
>>570790827I only have enough for a single skin and I I'm gonna get that Valby probably. The collab is whatever.
>>570790298>Luna's ugly ass and pathetic tits get the best outfit AGAINLMAO HOLY SHIT HOW??? FUCK THIS GAME
>>570792502what skirt
>>570793159Zoom in it's brown. Nico Robin lookin skirt.
>>570793280>>570793159It's a sarong, not a skirt
>>570793429okay lol
>>570790298I'm jealous of the valbycucks
MELEE IS GOOD NOW?
>>570790827That'll be a wise decision qnon
>>570793785oh shit zero ammo consumption on melee. sick
>>570790298Valby rapers, we eating good.
why Valby keep getting good free skin
>>570790185hehe CM Jason said "penistrate- penetration effect."
a-are we gonna get a chance to get the older swimsuits...
>>570796117only if they modify them
>>570795129https://youtu.be/-rkoPQc7gRc?t=14
>>570794243My eyes read this as sex day with Valby because this general ruined me
>>570790298>Hailey with another shitty bikiniJesus fucking christ dude
>>570790298Luna>choker>her pussy is about to fall outShe's such a slut
>>570799508It’s better than the last few at least.
>>570790298sexo SEXO WITH ALL OF THEM
>>570790298That Valby tummy is hnnnggg
>>570790298not enough skin
>>570794243Because Valby is love.
>>570790298Unfortunately I reserve all judgment on bikinis until I see the back
For those that don't recognize everyone
>>570800031Gonna put a rape baby in there.
do koreans really swim with shoes on?
>>570802556Thanks, I realized not only how far off I was but I was forgetting girls
>>570802556Seeing them all side by side really makes it easy to notice the football field sized gap between Luna's eyesUgly fucking cunt delete her from the game
>>570803319How dare you talk about my slut like that.
>>570802556>freyna's is uglysaved some cash at least
>>570802556I am a bit disappointed with Ines. I told myself last year that I barely even play her, and I bet they'll go even lewder next time so I just skipped it, but this isn't nearly as good. On top of that I bought Serena's because it was decent, and she was broken at the time, and now they went and outdid it anyway. If we can't buy last year's stuff it will be a sad day.
>>570802686probablythey shower with shoes on to avoid slippingI can see there being some social thing like>obviously you dont want to walk on public tile with your bare feetidk if they have beaches but if they do I can see it being a safety thing even though they're usually good about literring, which is why you wear shoes at the beach in America, the broken glass
>>570803641>idk if they have beachesi know korea is an island, i meant like public beaches
>>570803726>korea is an islandno?
>>570804063oh yea I was combing it with japan, and how north korea basically is in its own plane of existenceI just meant they're mostly surrounded by water, but idk if they do public beaches or if its all private property since public land isnt a thing usually outside the US
>>570790298Gley is the best one
>>570802556>Hailey - ugly>Viessa - decent>Dia - meh>Nell - ok>Serena - great>Bunny - good>Harris - gread>Sharen - meh>Ines - ugly>Valby - good>Gley - meh>Luna - ok>Freyna - ugly
>>570802556>front-tie topHarris sexo
>>570790298>>570802556Harris and Nell's bikinis are fucking SEX. I need the back view RIGHT NOW. Since we're looking at the characters' backs most of the time, it is more important than the front view
Harris is the best one. Ines is the worst. I don't like freyna's hair.
Don't care, buying all of them.
>>570802556Hailey's manface mogs mine...
Unc is out of the loop, how do we play Valby now? Last time i played her with spamming her big bubble ults
>>570809848singing water crit build to be able to use all of her abilities while surfingor supply moisture gun build that requires lots of prep but for ridiculous damage
>>570809425Thank you for staving off the eos.
>>570811872A-any day now...
>>570802556wish I had a Valby wife
>>570790298Sharen knows she's been replaced.
>>570815357The fact that Harris will never get the 2B skin so we can never have a proper 2P is a crime
Post Nells swimsuit
>>570790298Guess I'm just going to start playing Serena since the devs never give her a bad costume. Even her sports costume had a see through shirt.
>>570802556Wait did i miss a dev stream???
>>570816821Nells swimsuit
>>570790298Harris and Hailey should have traded placesWhy is it they always mess up the Hailey swimsuitIs there some technical limitation cause she is fatter Is there even anyone else with non-standard chest at this point besides Hailey
>>570819020No
>>570340503Would probably be for the best since theyre wasting the greatest character designs in this, they could always come back as a singleplayer game like Octopath Traveler 0 years later
>Round consumption is being removed from melee weaponstook them about 8 months to realize how stupid this is. retard devs
>>570819020Just a video, not a stream.
>>570819020video not stream. stream is still coming.
>>570802556>Nell getting leopard printOh baby
>>570815357Brutal mogging
My Valby was tuning up the Prime Hands in Albion when her Ecive fell inside. This was kind of important as the Ecive was telling her what to do step by step. She reached in with her grappling hook thinking she could gently hook the Ecive onto it, but then her grappling hook fell in. Seeing as her grappling hook was closer then the Ecvie, she took off her shoe and tried to slip the heel into the hook but her shoe slipped out of her hand. She tried the other shoe and...same result. Desperate she took off her stockings and tied them together into a hitch and tried to snare anything, and well... Finally with no other choice she changed tactics, instead of trying to finesse her belongings back, she took off her nurse uniform and tried to swat things closer to her using the heavier uniform and brute force. It almost worked! But it didn't and now her uniform was at the bottom with her Ecive, shoes, grappling hook and stockings. But then my Valby realized the hole was big enough for her to crawl down and grab her stuff so that's what she did.
When are the swimsuits coming again
>>570824051the 2nd
>>570822284Raping your valby stripping next to a hole.
>>570822284anais walking in when valby is naked
>>570822284Your Valby has been drawing semen samples from me every single day since she started to voluntarily help Dr.Kate as a nurse and tests it for abnormalities. She says my sperm is very healthy and virile but she can't be 100% sure, so she insists on drawing semen from me using her gloved hands and sometimes even her m*outh. I once asked Dr.Kate if this was necessary and she was surprised and embarassed and said that she never asked Valby to do this test.
>>570828967His Valby ate my ass to lubricate it for a prostate exam. She told me not to bathe before. She had a little hair on her lip when she was done.
>>570781628I think that Yujin and Valby always queue together I've played with them they have like 100 os3 clears, I thought I was going to get carried but no my Ines still got all gold trophies, I think some Valbys don't know they have to re-snapshot the 950 outgoing to make it permanent and actually op
>>570790298>>570802556Do we know if it will be one huge bundle or multiple?
Stop lewding Valby you degenerates!
They finally gave Keelan his Blade outfit after referencing Blade in Keelan's introduction a little over a year ago.It took longer to get that costume than The Knicks' title.
>>570831810last year it was one big bundle so probably the same
NO EOS!
>>570790298>>570801103>not enough skinmy thoughts exactly, first impression kinda mid? i was expecting barely anything covered, back views better look good...my wife luna looks GOOD though........... ill definitely be back full swing come july
>>570841602>>570801103if the summer skins bomb the next skins will be barely any clothes i think. i think only really harris looks good to me but i need to see the backs
BEHOLD FEET!
>>570841602yea right now, all these look like trash, like I'm playing a slut game where she shoots stuff and wears bikinis, I don't want to see some 1 piece some girl would wear because she doesn't have boobs and it looks "stylish" with her non-porn body figure
why does going in and out of photo mode take so fucking long on ps5?
>>570842138
>>570802556I got everyone rightapplaud my supreme power
Harris bikini is so hot but Harris is so goddamn boring to play aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>570842684>why does going in and out of photo mode take so fucking long on ps5?How long does it take on PC?
>>570844345Like 3 seconds on my potato PC
>>570844345its instant for me on pc
>>570720914How did we go from My Little Pony to Blacked cuckoldry in the year 2026? This timeline is crazy.
>>570842684It’s instant for me on series x
>>570845316which outfit/descendant is that?looks cool/cute
>>570849123Snow rabbit skin which is no longer available.
>>570849327ines snow rabbit
>>570849123There’s also the rabbit game skin if you want something somewhat similar thats available.
>bunnybestgirl
>>570843985I knew who they all were except for Freyna and forgot brown bitches name for a second
>Inesbestgirl
>>570844186This but Serena
Personality wise, my favorite girls are Viessa and Serena.Looks wise, my favorite girls are Viessa and Serena.Gameplay wise, my favorite girls are Viessa and Serena.So how do I decide on a waifu...
>>570857971oiled up wrestling. pick the winner
>>570857971if we are going by pure logic only then whoever has a better fuller stronger child bearing hips is the winner as she can sire your heirs more effectively
>>570802556Okay finally home and able to look at this on my monitor instead of sitting in the corporate bathroom on my phoneStill NOT a fan of Hailey's top but that bottom looks like it might be VERY slutty an dmight be worth it with her massive assLuna and Valby looking very good as well thoughSerena looks good but I already have her previous swimsuitRest are eh
>>570859058This or mud wrestling.
>>570802556neil and serena look like the only good ones
>>570862403Who is Neil?
>>570862872or Nell, idk the names and I thought that was an i
>>570863005Neil is a dudes name
>>570863289some chicks have dudes names
>>570802556Can they make Nell strong again if they're going to keep giving her good outfits?
>>570859585>Still NOT a fan of Hailey's topSame. The covering above her tits looks awful and the colors look absolutely hideous together. At least we can dye it but still, REALLY poor top when everyone else always gets better designs.>but that bottom looks like it might be VERY slutty an dmight be worth it with her massive assI'm really hoping that's the case. Hailey always gets stuck with the worst bikinis for some reason.
>>570865585You're asking if gooks can improve theirs games?
>>570865585ikr>>570802556imagine Troona's outfit on Ineswhat a fucking waste
>>570790298Wow they actually made Gley look hot for once
I wish women were real bros....
>>570875745vulva
>>570790298>>570802556I'm gonna make so many players cum when these drop. I hope we get a slutty emote too.
>>570873189Gley was always hot you faggot
>>570850175>No cheerleader skin>No gym skin>No military goon skin>No party skin>No elegant glamour skin>Most of them are just free skinsdamg bro
>>570880369the man likes his universal outfitsbetter than me who only has snow rabbit because of codes anon
>>570880369devs need to stop being lazy and make universals!
>>570880369>>570880769Tactical underboob skin is mandatory, you're not a real Ines fan without it.
Good morning sirs, reminder to rape the valby/rei/sephy.
>>570887993N.O.
Emotes like this, when bros?
>>570877745I bet you play buffslut luna
>>570890076You don't?
>>570877745add friend so I can cum to you no homo
why does dia look like that
>>570893332holy sexo Harris, looks like the virgin killer type
ERASER tactical skin when
>>570893332that's belle
sex with all the girls in their new bikinis while i wear my burger costume
>>570896712This except I'm wearing Esiemo's horse mask
>>570893332Are those the last four new descendants (not counting ultimates) or am I missing someone?
>>570802556None of these are worth buying except maybe Ines. That being said, prepare for the flood of webms from people who don't play
>>570802556When will they finally give Viessa decent makeup?
>no longinus in the collab
>>570899078They might not play, but if they're buying stuff then it keeps the game alive.
>>570802556buying 5sure>ValbyValby CUTE!>Diaher first bikiniNeed to see the back first before I decide, in order from most likely to buy to least likely to buy.>Hailey>Serena>Ines>Luna maybe Luna because of her dance but unlikelyDon't play/like>Sharon>Gley(used goods)>Freynathis bitch won't stop talking about her dead boyfriend>Harris>Nelldon't play>BunnyInes a better Bunny>Viessaher first bikini was the best, already have itThese are god awful,LITERAL burkas or whatever muslims wear, it's like the devs learned nothingHarris should switch with Hailey, Dia or Serena to be quite honest with you senpai
>>570904665>I'm so fucking gay and I'm a poor faggot who can't afford to buy skins.That's what I read, you faggot.
Nurse Ines NOW!!
stern handjobs from nurse Ines
>>570904665holy cope
Bunny bumping this ded thread with her ass
>>570907023Sharen is contributing too.
>>570904665Why are they dressed up as if they are going to a mosque? What is this halal bullshit? Where are the skimpy bikini outfits??
>>570877745FUTA
>>570875745Valby Puffy Pussy Lips are the best. I want to suckle on those forever>>570850175
>>570911691Do not lewd the Valby!
>>570912532N.O.
>>570907023>>570908187Early morning fap to asses!
>>570790185So valby's getting nerfe?
milk tea beige or sand dust beige for nurse Ines panties?
>>570916761You're so original and unique
>>570914850There will be nothing to fap to this time next year because this game will EOS way before then.
I don't understand this weapon...
>>570924431Space AK but kinda retarded
Why is Gley so slow? Unless we can use our bikes everyone else just outruns me even with Sprint cored Secret Garden
>>570927343Better question is why are you using Gley in content that requires running around on foot?
>>570931110Cause I'm trying to feed her 60 rainbow donuts and sometimes take her on runs to fulfill dailies and other things.
>>570927343just switch to sg or a sword to run faster
>>570904665gook niggas can't design a good swinsuit for hailey if their lives depended on it
>>570802556I'm unironically more likely to just buy the Ines tactislut skin instead because none of my characters got a good swimsuit and I have the better swimsuit for Ines.
>>570904665>>570938843plus harris is not barefoot. i hate heelslop
Semen extraction specialist Valby...
>>570939082They even developed some barefoot system for the lounge. Just to not use it with the newest bikinis.
>>570941084what barefoot system?
>>570939082pant's and shoes should be a separate for customization, make outfits a 4 piece rather than the current 2
>>570941084soulless devs can't even commit to safe horny. they have no passion
>>570941420They talked about it on one the streams announcing the lounge. Not exactly sure what they meant. They were talking about individual bones or sth. And they released the first barefoot skin afterwards. Prolly sth to do with the high heels height difference.
>>570944468Damn I was hoping there was some secret barefoot option I didn't know about. Need some crossed soles on the lounge table.
>>570939082Hey nibba you are my exact opposite I love heels and hate barefoot.
I need this in the game.
>>570916385yes she's losing her snapshot but she was deleting everything with one click in os3 so i guess is kinda fair desu
>>570945185This is like saying you like bra’s but hate exposed tits.
>>570945185heels are nice and that's what everyone thinks and because of that they're overrepresented and uninspired. hell, they can't even animate a dangling emote ffs...man i'm autistically passionate about women feet apparel
Is there an update tomorrow
>>570946136Yes. there's a youtube vid with all the "content". Eva collab skins, the bunny update and one more axion infiltration.pretty boring stuff imo. 2nd Anniversary stream will come end of the month I believe. They will show Season 4 stuff there.
>>570945524exactly I hate when breast sag but love how plump they look in bras, the only acceptable naked breasts are teen breasts because they are still firm and juicy>>570945791well at least they try of course it would be nice if they went the extra mile but compared to the absolute dogshit we get in most games is nice to have something
>>570946418speak for yourself, I'm a Bunny main can't wait to bring her to Ines level and try her in os3
My Valby: Dr. Kate? I don't see anything down here.Dr. Kate: Keep looking!My Valby: Dr. Kate? Did you hear a clicking noise? Dr. Kate: R-really? Where did you hear it?My Valby: Above me? Behind? Let me check.Dr. Kate: No no stay down there, it's uh my centrifuge, it's developed a clicking noise!My Valby: You want me to look at it?Dr. Kate: ...shutter mode on silent...My Valby: What?Dr. Kate: I said, Summer Roads Are Violent! Albion really needs to pave over the potholes in the Residential District!My Valby: They totally do! Dr. Kate: ...just one sniff...My Valby: What?Dr. Kate: I said I'm Slightly Miffed! That my centrifuge is broken!My Valby: Let me fix it! Later My Valby tried fixing Dr. Kate's centrifuge but couldn't find anything wrong with it, so she petitioned the Red Hands to replace the defunct centrifuge with a new one.
>>570939721I volunteer as test subject!!
>>570949091I knew it. Dr.Kate is secretly a hung Futa that abuses her profession to look at naked female descendants and takes creepshots of them to do cumtribs on them later
>>570945353We need the pose emote
>>570955382we sorta get it with the Lounge pose
You foot fiends are subhuman.
>>570956881Straight men have always liked women's feet which is why women from every society on earth flaunt and accessorize them. Attractive feet in women are a sign of social class because it means your girl doesn't bust them working in the fields because you're a broke boy.
Foot haters are basically genetically inferior slave caste remnants.
>>570951385kys
Filter the nonsense off topic/futa/i;stub:no;op:no
>>570957359Based statement
>>570949091Valby always tries to help!
>>570946418>Biggest most exapansive QoL update in months >pretty boring imoYou’re a fat burnout, thats why nothing excites you. Its not the update, its you.
>>570923081But you said that last year and the year before that Its like you’re wrong every single time you should probably kill yourself seeing as you’re entirely a failure in every way.
>>570946418>>570946845what are they changin for bunny
Photo mode needs to let me pose multiple descendants like it's a BoutineLA shoot.
>>570969169no one knows yet but i assume they are going to give her a busted crit build for onslought lvl 3 or they will give her a busted gunner build similar to ines or viessa
>>570972430gunner build for gun AMs
>>570955497We need more
>>570972430N-NO INES PLS I CAN'T!! NO IT'S NOT A MICRO PP I'M JUST TIRED STOP LAUGHING!!
>>570977018
>>570949091Valby cute!
>>570966781>Biggest most exapansive QoL update in months>Its not the update, its you.
>>570250295okay i did it, this grind wasnt that bad for a korean game, now to get the support build pieces
>>570984296time to buy sexy outfits and dress her up
>>570984296>using thunder cuntBased OG
>>570984296and don't forget to buy all her outfits and shake that ass
>>570984296Does the support build use that fucking annoying piano mechanic?
>>570985335>and shake that assthats the only reason i managed to get her so fast, 250 for the cat emote, 2500 or so for her directly.its like shes on a 90% sale
>>570984296If anything farming in this game is TOO easy these daysHow do they expect to retain players
>>570986880it's about the same as warframe
>>570987982NoSolo farming and leveling in this game is 100% easier than WF.
Gley's mommy ass.
>>570991282MATCHMAKING COMPLETE
>>570991282>Someone got to tap thatWho was the lucky guy?
Mommies are the best
Who's baking bread?
not mei hope this general stays dead and we get sent to /vm/
>>570969127CEO gave up on this gameUpdates are relegated to reworks and drip fed contentDev notes dont even have the directors anymoreEven their skins arent universalEOS is coming very soon my axe wounded friend.
New bread>>570995043>>570995043>>570995043
