Posture Correction EditionPrevious: >>570328672>NewsVersion 3.0 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/FAuF7Q4IyHE Version 3.0 New Region Gameplay Demohttps://youtu.be/_nJW1twvikw Agent Record | Normahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852924Agent Record | Velinahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852574Agent Record | Pyroishttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44836786>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/JNfm_nR4OWo (EN)https://youtu.be/Ay0MISsoU2U (JP)https://youtu.be/a_ibBjQh6Xc (EN)https://youtu.be/3z7P7JCReOE (JP)https://youtu.be/jeH3xLmbnFo (EN)https://youtu.be/VtO9fprNtp4 (JP)Velina EP:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwRh8mviOKA (EN)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaRJNVw6cp8 (JP)>Upcoming Events for 2.8https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163836All-New Program 05/05 - 06/16Operation: Save Bootopia 05/07 - 06/15Ultimate Verdict Trial 05/13 - 06/01Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 05/20 - 05/25"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 05/27 - 06/16"Spirit" Artist's Notebook 05/27 - 06/15A look Into Ridu's Legends 06/01 - 06/15Good Morning, Roscaelifer 06/06 - 06/17Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 06/10 - 06/15Return to Ridu: Together in a New Chapter 06/06 - 07/17>Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ28HEROZZZ30BANGBOOROSCAELIFER0617ZZZSEASON3ZZZSTEAMZZZSUSHIRO (Asia only)>Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
Stop letting worms make threads.
sex with Velina
>>570341985Fpbp
Will my copwife be unbricked
>>570341679Velina seems like Temu Rina, but with even less going on under the hood nor any strong design themes. Shant be rolling.
I am very excited for Norma.
Post 'em.
heard this was the yuricuck game?t.wuwa tourist
>>570342607We all play Belle here, so no cucking unlike in wuwa by giga chad David Martinez
>>570342751You play as a woman? holy shit must be a gigafaggot
Velinas lips are made for
>>570342879norma
>>570342397She is also a Lesbo on top of it all.I'm just going to bruteforce my way through season 3.
Fuck that faggot as OP in the previous thread. Fuck you biased faggot tranny jannies
Let's all behave today!
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>>570342995If you post on /vg/ you're gay.
Why is Eve still rated so highly on tier lists? I never see anyone use her anymore in clear attempts, and I'm assuming that's because they're running into the same issue as I am whenever I use her, which is hoyo made her a brick somehow.
why is bro friendzoning his etheric self
Yurigods won
>>570343093If norma is also a lesbo, it will prove my theory right about lesbo devs and straight devs.
>>570343079We just have to collectively not use the faggot threads. I refuse to.
>>570342879Which lips?
>>570343141They still consider Miyabi T0 at M0W0, Prydwen are frauds that don't even play the game.
What if I hired Alexandrina to tidy up my home and then groped her from behind on impulse? Would NEPS arrest me for SA
Hello again.
>>570343093we need tomiya back
>>570342846>You play as a woman? holy shit must be a gigafaggot
>>570343295True
Hey thread I'm black and I like Jane Doe
Is Velina the final nail in the brown coffin?Will MLsaars ever recover from finding out normal people enjoy lesbians?
>>570343093a stacy showing her superiority is as common as water
>>570343342Wuwajeets will never recover from this Of course had they even watched edgerunners they'd have known, but its the nature of a wuwanigger to not consume good media.
>>570343520Yeah when she releases and most of her events are (You) pandering
How do I get a Venus wife?
>>570343520No, the final nail is Pyrois confirming Belle as canon MC
>>570341679YURI ZONE ZERO
What kind of sex would you have with Velina?
>>570343687in your dreams
>>570343461Hello nig, I'm white and I like Jane Doe too.
>>570343718The kind that makes babies
Cutehari Murphy
>>570343721>Pyrois is the sibling you didn't chose>Pyrois is clearly maleno other option unless you think trannys are canon now
>>570343687>The final nail is [delusional nonsense]
>>570343776This except with Norma
>>570343836Pyrosis is clearly androgynous to reflect the fact that you choose your MC
>>570343687The pags didn't like this one. They hate to see a queen win
>>570343708Nice ML game you got there, ZZZoosisters
>>570343794sexhari sexy
>>570343873>Pyrosis is clearly androgynousHOLY COPE
>>570342596After work
>>570343870Norma/Velina baby making threesome
she giv u this lookwat do
As a 158 CM skinny caucasian heteronormative man with hate in his heart who self inserts as Wise, I can say that I am threatened and outraged over Velina being portrayed as a lesbian, and now I have no choice but to write lots of straight smut featuring her on AO3 now over this.
>>570343906WuWatcher...
>>570343906cuckrover... becca didnt want you and neither did lucy and they're now the most popular characters in your game... because theyre non wuwa designs!
>>570343969Make fun of her smelly feet
these niggers crying over gacha game
>>570343906Be honest, you're just butthurt because you failed to troll the thread a 4th time.
WUWATCH
How much longer until wisefags kill themselves? Wise is humiliated in every cutscene. The devs clearly see him as an afterthought
>Finally back
>>570343267>They still consider Miyabi T0 at M0W0Not defending prydwen, but they don't>>570343141My 4 cost Eve team is doing just fine. She doesn't have any shill buffs or fights right now so she gets lower scores on average but she has no problem clearing content
>>570344118>How much longer until wisefags kill themselves? Wise is humiliated in every cutscene. The devs clearly see him as an afterthought
>>570343093KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ONEE-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>570344150
>>570342596
chibijanedoe melting again
>>570344150do you have team recommendations? I don't have lighter or fufu
>>570344153Im not a wuwajeet, I'm a bellechad
>You can literally see Alice sizing up Manato's cock during this sceneML game btw
belle and frover both mog desuespecially frover wowza sucks that she's stuck in such a shit game
>>570343969
>570344102The only reason I think these memes are funny is because I know the Wuwer audience is majority people who really get upset by the allegations that their self insert might not get (1) single girl canonically losing Lucy to David.
>>570344214>>570344257Yeah, that's harder then. Dialyn is the 3rd stunner she would want. The alternative if you still want to use Eve is to get Norma
>>570344293>every single expression in this scenewhat did they mean by this
5 more days and I NEVER need to see kwabyabi again
Wise bros......how do we defend this one?
You fags are so braindead.
>>570344214>Every character on t.5 is better than miyabi>miyabi t0metaniggers are dumb but anybody using prydwen seriously is a mook that site is for shitposting like the sales site
>>570344404Developers love to pander to homos.
>>570344458mad?
>>570344404>>every single expression in this scene>what did they mean by thisIsn't it obvious?
>>570343906>cucked by LucyAt least Rebecca is for (you) right?
>>570341679Wife
>>570344429Umm actually Wise (who is literally me) still has sex with all the girls who truly love me (Wise). They're all also virgins at age of 35 and will come from Wisecock(mine) multiple times
Homo privelege is real. The homo wolf gets a huge role each season while Koleda and S11 are no longer characters in this game.
>>570344604>literal whorelmaowujeets actually bragging about getting a literal whore in their gameunreal
>>570342509temu ju fufu
>>570343093>>570343708Is thatGIRLS KISSING???
Someone give me a QRD kn the bootopia event. I think it dropped Roscaeliffer lore with the long bangboo at the end?
>>570344429???
>>570344596>just ran smack dab into a huge dude you don't know>natural anxious face since you don't know if he's violent or nothomos gonna worm
Holy shit the incels are mad over the Velina scene
>>570344746You will not divide us.Fufu fans love Norma too.
>>570343580The suffering of chinks and jeets is a metaphysical boon for the universe. I hope every gacha does one of these at some point so I jack off with chinkjeet tears
>>570344848what scene
FUCKING BASED, I totally agree with this as an ally myself!
>>570344891>Fufu fans love Norma too.I'm skipping both the norma and the lesbian.
Let Troons get cocky so when Ridu Holiday 3.0 hits we can mock them to death
>>570343342Kekkaroo
>>570341679Why did he do it, bros?
ARA PUROKISHI-SAN GOKIGENYO DESU WA~!
>>570342043>sex with Velinaonly girls get this
>>570344784Play the event
Girls kissingIncels killing (themselves lol)
Sunna is so happy!
>This is the average Wise selfinserter
>>570345097Troons mad
what did they mean by this?
>>570345130Every time.
>>570344905>jacking off to thoughts of a manthat's gay, anon
>>570345051>sex with girls who sex with Velina>then sex with Velina herself while the girls restrain her
Guys I want to eat Velina's shit, like literally, I would eat her poop straight from her beautiful butthole.
>>570345130Wisecels...
>>570345130saar please do not tell
>>570344845You knew him though. You helped the guy solve a scoobydoo mystery in the Hollow.
>>570344720RoverWatch will get censored if you sit with her (literally rover disappears)>Roverkek cant even date whoresLMAO
>>570345213Saar..
>>570345130Twitter showed us months ago every single cringe artist and self-inserter was from a third world country.First world whites DO NOT self insert
>>570345152Bangboos overstayed their welcome.
This makes /zzz/ shart their pants
>>570345130Saaar am wise sar am white aryan sar pls pretty white lady agent show Bob and vagene sar
>>570345130>>570345216>SCARLET/HIYUKI/ANIS/Gentildonna FANYurifag are indians?????HAHAHAHAHAH
>>570345097Incels should be kissing too
>>570345291That's obviously not the case considering where these gacha games are coming from.
I like Velina
remember the tv aesthetic
>>570345373the chinese are not white nor first world anon.
>>570345310Yuri subtext doesn't bother anyone. Annoying yuritroons who make it their entire personality does, though.
Can they make better minigames and events?
Another analwormer meltdown because they can't make the fourth Wormano thread.
>>570341679>>570343093>>570343708>>570344963>Censoring Norma>Lesbian rep with VelinaI'm glad to see this game is moving away from pandering towards right wing pedo chuds with characters like the idols. Hopefully following this trend they'll fix Lucy's new skin so it isn't creepy pedoshit anymore. If Norma can be given better clothes, and Velina be made queer, then there's nothing stopping them from giving Lucy swimsuit shorts or something similar.
>>570345130>Scarlet/Hiyuki>IndianLmao, a yurifag from india. A truly worse combo
>>570345425>ignoring Japan and Korea>ignoring all the Western artistsYou're a nigger
why did they make promeia black?
>>570345130SAARS WE DO BE DOING THE RIZZINGSHOW BOB AND VAGANE
>>570345519I love to see it, I hope he kills himself soon.
>>570345538the japaneseandkoreansarenotwhiteeitheryou're an angry nigger
>>570345598>t.nigger
>>570345538>Western gacha fanartist>check profile>filipino diaspora
>>570345547she's just gloomy
>>570344963This guy is hired by Hoyo isn't he?So this pretty much confirms patch 3,0 is LGTB patch.
>>570345462Right. I'm still waiting for the 8 player free for all fufu spin to win battle, where you spin around the battle field and bump into other Fufus and try to push them into the pit to side of the circular area.Fufu will be playable in 8 different colors, and you can color your Fufu in one of those as an event price (and can change any time).
>>570345662Anon being in the content creator program is not being "hired". There's literally someone whose entire account is dedicated to talking about wanting to fuck Qingyi and posting sexy fan art of her and he's in the creator program.
>>570345538Anon... you know when we mean white we don't just mean light skinned but that I am actually Anglo-saxon with a lineage going back centuries in Europe? Those artists are also almost always Asians in western countries. Genuinely this isn't idpol to say that White people generally do not self insert no. I am not Luke Skywalker.
>>570345462A Miyabi event where the parry is changed to be sharper where you play against Scarlet/Isshin teir bosses.
>>570345774I am as well but you're a gay yuritranny.
>>570343295I really wish she was released as a free agent, or at least as a npc you interact with for dailies
>>570345830I accept your concession non-white.
Yanagi smile and hagcreep
>>570345896I would put LGBTurds like yourself below East Asians btwdesu
white bois malding again
Non-whites should not be allowed to post on 4chan.
Incredible. All it took to fuel shitposters for the next 2-3 weeks (and that they'll no doubt use as shitposting material in the future for years to come) is a brief one-second scene in a trailer that most people (the ones that aren't mentally ill or eager to shitpost) wouldn't think much of.
>ur a yuritranny for liking a hot big titty white british woman>calls himself white?????? for this opinionholy brown
bros I love low-fertility women
nigger yuritard wants to be a white so much
>>570346023it's pretty poor bait tbdesu
Is W1 Zhao a good option for Pyrois if I don't have Astra or Sunna?
>Skipping Velina>Skipping Norma>The Voidhunter is probably ltgb as well, skipping thatHoly shit, my Sunbringer will end up with M6 at this rate.This really is the way to go.
I'm worried that even 2.3 had a higher google analytics peak than 2.6. How did Komano Manato beat the idols? We had so much advertising on our side.
>>570346007You are weak and frail lol
without us your people = mud huts
girls kissing girls!not kissing (you)!
>>570346048I mean the posts in question were made by yuritrannies that you seemed to defend so you can only assume
>>570345425>>570345774Meanwhile in Birmingham, England...
>>570346023it'll probably just last for the weekend then be done by monday thank god
>>570346067Velina is a fertile young lady.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KQhu9Se-mU
>>570343089Understood Senior Foof!
>>570346141notChina killed the gameits literally dead, billy isn't going to get a single G because it's been out of the top 200 in japan for weeks
Can you fags stay on-topic
>>570346173just shut up already. faggot.
>>570346007Wouldn't that be nice. Can't think of any downsides.
>>570346156You wish you were white.
Somehow, that same one second moment in the trailer has also led to seething /pol/fag racebaiting. How in the fuck?
>>570346276
>>570346276If I link photos of Chinese rural areas I'll get charged with hate crimes in London... Mate you live in refuse we dump it out.
>>570345310they're girls and they're fucking btw!!
>see Velina trailer>"This will probably cause the next narrative to be yuriposting">enter thread>instantly proven rightWhy are our shitposters so boring?
>>570346343Please understand, the /pol/troon has to vent since his own people are allowing browns to rape and pillage his homeland.
>>570346341>not chinaworm yinhu, followed by wormano, then wormyue, then wormilly killed the game.FOUR FUCKING WORMSFOUR AND YOU WONDER WHY THE GAME IS FUCKING DEAD
>>570346314I mean, it's been months and shitposters are STILL using that scene where you bump into Manato's chest.
>>570346527Your country has browns naturally home made that's why its a shithole that bends the knee to us
Note to yuritannies: this will never be your game
>>570346575those are malding wuwajeets because of this
>>570346007but you'd go away..
i'd rather bump into Remielle chest
Next thread will be better.
Say something nice to your future void hunter daughter!
>>570346664AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOLY SHIT AHAHAHAH NICE COLLAB KEKS
lol, brownoid scrotes absolutely malding over the fact an attractive women is wlw and therefore would never give them the time of day. Can't cope with not having every female character be objectified, as soon as queer folk are thrown a bone they start throwing a tantrum.Well too bad, this time you'll have to accept that Velina is for us, not for you.
>>570346439 Told the r/asian_masculinity poster that he doesn't count as white even if his skin is light tone ethnically orientals are not aryan or anglo.
>got a notif that the steam beta was removed from my acc>can still launch itok?
>>570346746The thread is shit because the m*nato faggot is having a meltdown that we aren't using his threads.
3,0 lgtb3,1 straight Remielle confirmed straight3,2 lgtb3,3 straight3,4 lgtb <- the Homo will launch here3,5 straight Sunbringer patch
>>570346575Manato got cucked
>>570346747One of my three sunbringer wives, you mean.
>>570345538Nips and koreans make cute porn, not cringe self insert.
>>570346575true but posts like that don't get as much traction as they did before + it also baits the wormschizos
Can Aria shit?
>>570346890thats cause the launch version is going live this week
>>570346747>Hoyo so greedy they're selling Sunbringer three times in a rowI'm skipping all three on principle.
>>570346747She's adorable but she doesn't have much art
>>570346890>>570346990oh, I can't log in nvm then
>>570346934>>570345538Rent-a-Girlfriend is infamous as we speak for the character being the authors unapologetic self insert and how lame and cringe it is.>Oh I wrote me ending up with my own OC OCxOC selfwank is cringe as fuck and it's mostly SEA and China who appeal to this the most.
>>570346902>homonot happening after this lmao
>>570346747She looks like she bangs boos
>>570346575For a good reason too. Wisepags never could live through it.Entire Manatosaga keeps mindbreaking them. The cockstare.. the wall saving scene... the chest bump.No effort shitposting with ensured rustled jimmies from the target.
>>570347090Hard to draw her because we haven't seen the complete model render to know her full design
>>570347171Sorry, but homo has unfair privelege>>570344709Mihomo is a Blackrock company with real LTGB quotas.
>>570347171bro... have you seen recent ad? Faggots still here
>>570346135Sunbringer is for Joyous only.
>>570347170Rent-a-Girlfriend is one of a kind garbagefire, I wouldn't compare it to anything else.
>>570347171maybe severian will be freeit's clearly time to stop making males
>>570346668I'm a homosexual man and I'm the nr. 1 Velina fan though. A woman that's /u/ will not want me to penetrate her, and that's perfect. Tall beautiful women should dominate and own men as pets/slaves. I could lick my queen's feet whenever they're dirty, or prep her butt with my tongue for her /u/ sessions.
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>570347409Agreed, making males is a waste of resources and only invites the dregs of society into our spaces.
any new lindverne artwork?
Velina!Well? What do you think of her??
>>570344709There's less males in the character pool for them to work with to balance screentime. Having so many girls means it's harder for each of them to get some pandering.
>>570347641Dyke? easy skip
>>570347641Haggiest hag in the game. Would fuck but wouldn't marry.
>>570347409>it's clearly time to stop making males>>570347521>Agreed, making males is a waste of resources and only invites the dregs of society into our spaces.Ah yes, according to your highly accurate graphs they don't make enough... Gs, do I have that right?
>>570347641Another whore for my Rat
>>570347641I'd let her milk me dry.
>>570346934You say that when BA dominates every comiket and many artists draw their own version of their self-insert sensei
My self insert fantasy is me stomping wise neck untill he's dead and then stealing Vivian from him.
>>570347521this, we need to make our voices heard to hoyo espcially during pride month. NO MORE MEN.
>>570347641Really really pretty, happy she will pair well with Remielle.
She's so hot bros
>>570347409They make them for two reasons: the first is to give 99% of the players a banner that's easy to skip, and the second is to bait the goldfish brained homosexuals/women that believe Hoyo is going to cater to them over treating them like second class shitters. Note how they ALWAYS land before characters Hoyo wants you to roll for. Lighter before Miyabi, Hugo before Yixuan, Banyue before Shungus, Billy before Velina. Severian is 100% coming before Sunbringer drops too.
>>570347715yes that's right, G's.if you'll please consult the chart you'll see Billy doesn't have a single one because he flopped so hard in JP he fell completely out of the app store rankingand that's because worms dont sell
yuri has been hoyo culture since the dawn of time. everybody knows this and nobody pretends otherwise
>>570347715>>570347751Cope cocksuckers
>>570347710ahem
