femezen with aura edition>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3rfUC80DE>Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Patch 7.51 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c46881a31a2c90d0965493c921b434eca09113f8>Make it Rain Campaign: May 29 - June 24https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/the_make_it_rain_campaign/NX0yR0viwE>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• June 12, 3:00 PM EST | VGL Cytube | /xivg/ divegrass game 2 >>570329293• June 14, 4:00 PM EST | Balmung, Goblet W13 P12 Room 1 | Poker Meet >>570254294 >Last Thread>>570347918
Post your character for any reason
eb like this
Most /adventurer/ pilled jobs?
Its like seeing people get made fun of for roleplaying in a roleplaying game.
my femezen wears a full helmet because she's actually hideous...
>”I wish people were sincere and authentic”>anon spent all of his life shitting on people who were just being their cringe selves in public while not being authentic himself>wonders why everyone’s all irony poisoned and not caring nowadaysIf it isn’t the consequences of my own actions coming to bite me in the ass
>>570359837Viper and Paladin
>>570359941darvo
Fiera.
>>570359837Viper, Bard, maybe Red Mage
>>570359719that's a malezen
>>570359924uh sis that's MY femezen's gimmick...
I wish someone would rape my moonie
>>570359802
i have no friends
>>570360065can you go back to your claire persona
>>570359802Do you ever look at permaAFK players and wonder "Why?"What's the purpose of paying a subscription to a game you log into and do nothing in all day except stand in the exact same spot like some sort of garden fixture. I don't really understand the logic behind it.
Hello...
>>570359941You were replying to a low functioning narcissist that mistakes cruelty and hatred with intelligence.
What dungeons should I queue for to fulfill my tithe to Khloe? Has to be HW, SB, or SHB.
My femlala does this to other femlalasa
>>570360108same sis...
>>570359941>All of this projectionBruuuuuuh
i am a femra yes i am a trans girlthat just woke up and its 12:34pm and i still feel eepy asfgm
>>570359802cc isn't going so hot today...
>>570360227An intelligent person knows the world is broken and needs fixing. That includes making difficult and painful choices others might not want to see fulfilled. Its not cruelty, but a kindness.
>>570360314gm my wife
I have to do some cleaning, so this will be my last call for a bit."Casual" Crystalline Conflict on Crystal@ 20:08 ET (8:08pm)
>>570360314Good morning, princess.
>>570360129Redpill me on Claire.
>>570360227my brown exotic prince-like fiddie looks like this and it makes strong macho men insecure
>>570360351calm down thanos
>>570360314do you like raping moonies?
>>570360154that guy is our server mascot he tries to make it a bigger deal than it is though he was at the 2023 fanfest dressed up in a skin colored bodysuit and leopard print thong and made a gofundme so people could donate and send him to the 2026 fanfest
i woke up.
>>570360351Ok. You will fanta canon wol looking male middie and you will play it. Now.
>>570359802Okay but which one?
>>570359802me bunboy isn't online rnhe's cooking some dindin before raid time
>partymember playing like garbage and dying all the time>say "gg, thanks for the run!" afterMadnes... is like gravity...
>>570360383>>570360458gm>>570360529yes but if they are an egg that need to be cracked i will make it happen
>>570360484human toilet for miera
>>570360558brappy moonie....
>>570359837Paladin
I've met two mid trap-tire healer players in pf that are now way ahead in DMU prog just because statics are so desperate to find healers that they'll take literally anything. WHY did I not swap to healer brooooo
>>570360629he was playing for fun, stop being such a chud
>>570360636Pink pill...
Femezen are uglyFemroes are uglyThighlanders are uglyHrothgals are ugly
>>570360490>my brown exotic prince-like fiddie looks like this and it makes strong macho men rapey Oops what a silly typo I went ahead and fixed that for you
I CANT STOP SUCKING DICK I SIMPLY CANT STOP SUCKING DICK I WAKE UP AND SLEEP SUCKING DICK EVEN IN MY DREAMSwhich race/gender should I play?
>>570359924Despite being so horribly maimed, she had still the courage to dehelmet..
>>570360629maybe he meant thank you in an apologetic way
>>570359837Rogue and Paladin.>>570360715>Femroes are uglyNuh uh
>>570359837Ninja. Nothing says adventure like having a cool frog.
>>570360682The ending legit made me cry.
>>570360772Femlala unironically
>>570360438thanks for the callouts
>>570360772Moonie face 4
>>570359719plogons?
>>570360642I'm not wandering into miera schizoing, y'all feminine and y'all weird. I don't wanna know anymore, peace.
Finally got into the drawing mood, I need more ffxiv inspiration so I can draw Fat Hroth doing fat things.
>>570360772Miera>>570360878>>570360904Wrong answers
>>570360772how do you have a constant supply of dick to suck? do you like have one guy that never gets tired?
everyone is so mean to me....
>>570360981You need to get a trip you ugly disgusting freak
>>570359802I hope Any Reason has a good day
>>570361042my bun on the bottom
Trying to make friends after 30 is impossible.If you didn't spend your teenage years/20's doing the whole friendship thing then it's content you'll never get to play.
>>570359837Red Mage and Bard.
>>570359837Which caster job would be the most?
>>570360926iMMERSE: MXAO isn't working for me, what's up with that?
>>570359941we live in a society, unironicallysomeone post the webm of that dude slithering around on the floor of a train car and being a nuisance
>>570360773when will u dehelmet meowrance
>>570359802hypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehypehype
>>570360981The ambulance drivers were trying to push Fat roth into the ambulance. She is having an arrhythmia.
if someone sent you a mean /tell after a cc match would you report them
>>570361042My fiera on the bottom
>>570361139I'm doing that on my NG+ run
>>570361139Skill issue, I went to a community event and made some cool new friends last weekend and we're meeting up again tomorrow
>Xenosys still trying to clear DMU>Hasn't seen P5Hard stuck motherfuckers.
>>570361279No because I'm not a pussy. The internet was better when people had thicker skin.
Post 'em
>>570361139hmmm i think i know what your problem is. you're ugly. like facially ugly. try getting a more attractive face? it should help significantly
>>570361198
>>570360981Draw Fat Hroth devouring this chudlet >>570361268
>>570361279Yes.
>>570361358depends how annoying they were in CC
>>570361461Finally, some good fucking food!~
>>570359924Nah, you're beautiful.
My hyur is as such
>>570361546What's up with the fat stick? Is it a fetish or just for the memes?
>>570361279Yes. Not because it bothers me, but because if they're willing to do it to me, they're doing it to other people, and people like that need to learn that their actions have consequences.
>plugins go down>make it to p3 in LITERALLY ONE PULLwell then... i don't wanna say it but, you know
>>570359802Yeah sure
>>570361279Yeah because it would seem to me like they need a break if they're going to be spazzing out over an unserious game mode
>>570361050No, in fact here's a pic of Fat Hroth with her lunch.https://files.catbox.moe/v9bs3a.png>>570361625Little bit of both, I think it's fun/funny. Being so much bigger than wider than other while playing is also amusing.
>>570359924> An accident in the Aurum Vale
>>570361152A malezen delivers!
>>570361358I think Happy is just as stuck and he isn't even trying to prog anymore.
>>570361625It's called a schtick goyim
>>570359802>>570361587What's up.
>>570361012Basado
>>570361587Bro what is the name of that sexy ass babe to your right
>>570361863post bwc
>>570360981Draw her sleeping on her back with all four paws in the air looking lazy surrounded by empty lasagna tins.
>>570361863why are you a level 100 bad ender
>>570361782my hero
>>570361279no, but i'll report them if i think they're griefing my match
>>570361926sun rosa clone #33
People had more imagination when mods didn't exist.
>>570361772>Little bit of both, I think it's fun/funny. Being so much bigger than wider than other while playing is also amusing.Fair enough, I was merely curious. /pet>>570361828The goys have gone crazy...
>>570361924What pants are those?
>>570359802I suppose
>>570361926evangelia heretika
>>570361148sometimes my stuff breaks and I have to switch to another preset & back to fix it, otherwise you might have to reinstall the shader, try overwriting the one in your reshade-shaders folder https://files.catbox.moe/kz87dx.fx
>>570359802My moonie is in a summer mood :3
>>570361959Because I grinded doling out bad ends on F-List like anyone else, how else do you get to level 100?
>>570360701No need to rush, you'll be stuck in p3 for ages anyway.
>makes new mnk glam>spins the model around>dookiedoopuddledoowhy
>>570361950Adorable! I'll note it.
>>570362129lmfao
>>570362046Thank you bro>>570361991Fuck you broYou're a miserable ass person clone
>>570360895>>570360438Paladin is OP Pls NerfT. PLD Main
>>570362036Noir slacks
>>570362129uhoh stinky
>>570362129bro trusted a fart
>>570362079Pretty moonie
>>570361782>>570361965https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/qNVt9oxJERNCsFuFioXygA/why are maliddies and lalaboys like this
>>570360715Incorrect on all countsPlease try harder next time
Breaking News: raider streamer who doesn’t world race is still progressing the new ultimate that just came out. More at the top of the hour
My fiera is literally tung tung tung sahur
>>570362229That paladin on the winning team that match was such a hard carry
>>570362243Thank you!
40 year old men pretending to be girls
Need a femlala to do this to...
>>570362373That was me :3
>>570362042
>>570359941>>anon spent all of his life shitting on people who were just being their cringe selves in public while not being authentic himselfNope, that's what zoomers did. They raised themselves on the ragebait algorithm and drama sloptubers and the modern Twitch soap opera and orange man bad. All they know how to do is make fun of others and join the bandwagon hate mob. They never learned how to be a real human bean. They never even learned to use their own brains because now they just have ChatGPT. Covid was probably supposed to be those formative years for them, but that didn't happen, so they never actually grew up, and now this is where we are today. A bunch of emotionally and mentally stunted retards champing at the bit for just a crumb of social faux pas, which is all they need to garner consensus permission from the collective to be horrible human beings to each other for simple crime of being themselves and voicing an opinion.
>>570362279You can be like this too, it's our right.
>>570362079
>>570362129i thought your race wore diapers?
>>570361387'em
>>570362072bless.
>>570361139Go out more Go to more events You won't make friends sitting at home
>>570362457Thank you for covering my shitter BLM ass
>>570359924>tried to get aislop to decensor the faceaislop fails again
>>570362491maybe people just don't talk to you because you are the way that you are and it has nothing to do with anything that you just said
>>570362491Trvke
>>570362278>>570362505
I don't like how we judge people playing the game harshly meanwhile like it took someone too long to clear content or they got their ass beat in a pvp match, but then we have to pretend jerking off to futa and with other men online is normal and not worth judgement and if you point out how weird that is you get called a schizo
>>570362653>no uI accept your concession.
>>570362306do you like sunnies
>>570362726You can fix all these issues by not caring what anonymous posters on an anonymous imageboard say about you
>>570362621my sunnie is like this
>used to be close with friend until they started acting very transactional after years of knowing them>Quietly distance myself and stop playing the game for a while>They show very little interest now that I'm not actively playing>Resub after a year>NOW they all what the deal is, and act surprised when I tell them >All the times they reach out are still in cases where they're actively gaining by my involvement, and still come off as transactionalI should just cut them out, right?
>>570362491Ok boomer
>>570362726this place is cooked
>>570362801hey everyone i won an internet argument, come look!
>>570362726Futa is gross though but I'm in the minority here
if my femra was a worm would you eat dirt with her
>>570362409At what point will the self awareness hit? Shit hasn't changed in the 6 years I've been in this general >>570362491>orange man badHe is bad though? I don't get being ironic about it. He's another pro jew retard.
>>570362920*bap*
>>570362473Fake news
>>570359802hh h hh h
I still believe this is the best tome in the game
>>570362960yeah we could be worm buddies together I guess
>>570362968*smooch*
>>570362908Ooh that's a new ai'd lhorb :o
>>570361664plugins make shitters think they're better than they really are
>>570361218After i see someone as a good and trustworthy friend.notmename, explode!
>>570362960We dont have to be worms to eat dirt together...
>>570363072
Isn't it easy to make a top show neck accessories in penumbra? I want the hooded tunic to let them display.
>>570362967>He is bad though? I don't get being ironic about it.Regardless of your opinion, it's irrelevant. You're missing the point. For the past 10 years, the impressionable masses have been conditioned to form a mob hatred of one person in particular, and you're either "with us" in hating, or you're the enemy. It's all part of the same mindset I described. All part of the same conditioning. All part of the same learned id.
>>570362960https://youtu.be/C7YCZK2yQrY
My fiera is a machine that turns bunboys into bunmen
>>570362726I massively judge the erpers, futards, and gooners. I only slightly judge pvpfags only cause imo it's kinda weird to be THAT into a side game mode when there's better standalone games that do it better, but I get wanting to do that and do all the other MMO stuff simultaneously. Raidfags have a litany of reasons to judge them and not clearing fast enough isn't really one of them.
>>570362129KYAA HES SO HANDSOME
I haven't levelled fishing yet, is fishing for purple sand any good compared to the other 2 gatherers? Seems like the fish that reduces into purple sand is available 24/7 (?)
They call my lalaboy The Womb Raider because of reasons.
>>570363027I like that one and the ARR Zodiac one
>>570363301He literally shit his pants.
>>570363245How can you change this? It's only gonna get worse but unironically this time. Digital ID will be a thing and soon you won't be able to say anything bad.
>>570362960If your femra was a worm, I'd eat the dirt that she made from eating dirt
>>570363245How unique! How brave!
>>570359941final fantasy?
>>570363245
my femra looks like left and her name is still softdoll rather than some edgy lore-friendly name like orogul bakchim
>>570363385I pretend I do not see it I just love this lalaboy
>>570363235you go here in advanced editing
we didnt skip............................................................................................
Glad the fiddies died off desu
F'ujoshi come get your man
>People who dont even raid trash talking ult raiders because they didnt clear the fastest
>>570363256what if i want to stay as your bunboy
>>570363464i was quite sad to learn this phase wasnt in the savage
>>570362726Stop caring about the opinions of this thread, some people here are in their fucking 40s still doing high school larp man.Anyone who takes anything seriously from here is wack
>>570363520He still thinking about BBC and pedophilia?
>>570361664is ACT working? I need to get my passport if it's filtering shitters atm
What's the MSQ dungeon after Totorak
>>570363534TBD won biglyif you're not first you're last
>>570363501まだ生きてるよ
>>570362908hey slopper, have this
>>570363464i love the shape of this arenaI wish we had more unique arenas
>>570363457Is your femra into sunnie+
>>570363402>How can you change this?I don't think you can, unless you unplug form the internet. It's all too centralized. It's very easy to observe this phenomenon online, it's harder to observe this phenomenon in real life amongst groups that are not terminally online. The internet is becoming "more connected" while becoming much smaller, such that (((messages))) are pass and extreme consensus formed much more easily. >>570363406Thank you for unwittingly demonstrating the demeanor I am describing.
>>570363457Biofem that looks like the right tor my left femra?
>>570363319He looks like he gets fucked hard by proper bunmen nearly twice his size while moaning like a whore lol
>>570363636Haukke Manor at 28.
>>570363636brayflox's, with haukke being available via side quest in between
>>570363717what that's so weird haha
>>570361664gz big dog
>>570363652You don't count because you have like 12 characters.
>>570363235yeah you do create new mod > advance editing > meta manipulation > type 6269 (this is item id found through glamourer) and hit the + icon > and in the check boxes on the right look for show necklace and press it and then hit apply changes
>>570363501We never existed, anon. It's time to wake up.
>>570363704titty skittles hands
>>570363743Wrong>>570363749Right
>>570362098if I was on heals I'd be in a static and about midway through p4 roughly.
>>570363685not the slopper just reposting
>>570359802gm
>simple "flip the switch" to turn back on dalamud>still won't flip the switchEvery small hotfix patch... Nothing big changed, just turn it back on FFS
>>570363573Then i failed...
>>570363027That's not a tome that's a windmill
>Muffy Mog and Ruri Tora
>>570362808Not usually my style but I can appreciate them
>>570363910Mines been on since I logged in. Are you guys not using the beta keys and stuff?
Bro they weren't kidding when they said MMOs were a 2nd job :skull:
>>570364028They are not a second job unless you are this sweaty
>>570364028A game is only a second job if you let it be. I have never found this game to be a chore or a job in any capacity regardless of the content I do because video games are meant to be fun and full of whimsy
>>570363796Yes and they all count. All are played, none are golems or fake.
>>570364028you specifically sought out the people that treat this like a job
>>570364028>watch other streams all day>sometimes say "so yeah the japs did X to clear that">get a free clear laterthat's a great job
>>570364024I dunno how that works
>>570363534They should be trash talked. You took time off work and sacrificed a portion of your life for 16 hour raid days and you couldn't even clear week 1? That's pathetic.
turns out it was just a trick of the light.. >>570363301thank you anonymous anon
>>570359802WAH!
>>570363761It's hahaha would be even weirder if he got fucked like this while I fondle his cute cock and his cum splattered all over his tummy lol
>>570364156Autism isn't a personality trait it's a mental illness.
most people who play this game don't even do extremesyou are special
>>570364028you do realize this is a hardcore world first group right
Plogons? Plogons? Plogons?
My femlala is a serious character (albeit frequently played for comic relief)
>>570364028Some people who don't even raid at all accidentally fulfill this "job" requirement already, while having absolutely zero incentive to do so.
>>570363749>>570363826No, Haukke is MSQ too. Minfilia sends you to the area to investigate.
>>570363848Sexy cat! Where are your boots?
>>570363828Most statics are still in p3. Be realistic please.
Malezen deserve stomach punches and other forms of reverse ryona
>>570363319>>570364365Noticing
>>570364364you don't play the game
>>570364028>a literal world prog group is... selective>EVERY raid group is like this btw :skull:why are casuals so stupid
>>570364293Yeah and its lame and for nerds
>>570364028nahthey just PTO and kill it quickthey will unironically raid far less than the average ultimate raider and FAR FAR FAR less than any average PFer in the long run.far superior time efficiency and now they are free
>>570364463Yeah everyone knows Jean is into that already bro he doesn't need to anonymously ask for it he just sends dms on discord
>>570364449My femlala steps on your toes and looks up at you expectantly. You hard, yet?
>>570364531whose making it?~Hope its a rava... rava+ is my favorite.
>>570363636>>570364364Can confirm. It's Haukke Manor. https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Skeletons_in_Her_ClosetI didn't do anything on my new character except things required by the MSQ or to level up GC
>>570363462>>570363806thnx bros
malezen x femezen
>>570364449>reverse ryonaJust call it ryonaIt's just ryonaI don't care if you have a dick and balls, it's still ryona
>>570364592Always, hard boiled.
Should I start another cosmic tool after I get my first one to 720?
I just noticed this robe has carpet tassels
>>570364531Announcing a report is just as bad. If you see something that's breaking the rules, you report it and move on.
>>570364416I'm not that sort of player and I'm not talking about the sort of static that would still be on p3. I am very far ahead of the pf curve but that's not going to be the case if I keep getting healer trapped
>>570364748why is ur snake green
>>570364720Finish them off at rank 20 before moving onto the next one
>>570364689This doesn't exist
>>570364780It takes longer to prog on healer. Dont like it, play it yourself.
>>570364748I just noticed that your snake isn't white anymore.
>>570364464
>>570364684F2????
>>570364250SHUT UP!
>>570364684Looking cute today, however...
>>570364589whose alt is this
>570364236>570363301>570362129Very organic posts
>>570364531this dude thinks he's a hall monitor
>>570364720Get each tool to the max rank for a planet, then move on to the next planet
>>570364873I will make it exist just you wait and see
>>570364897I am aware. I'm not saying healer is easier, I'm saying I would be progging faster on it than my currently chosen role because I wouldn't have to wait all the time for them.
>>570364780The only constant is you :3
>>570364698Malezen deserve ryonaI want to kick their stomachs in and punch their pretty faces
>>570364957Ni Hao >>570365003what the FUCK :3
Gosh everytime I think about my dainty pale femra getting abducted and tied up and raped in the refugee quarter, I get really harddd~
>>570365009>>570364236>>570363301>>570362129my bad i'm new here
>>570364589
>get groomed by the wrong person when nobody really knew me>try to distance from him because he's weird>want to cutepost in the thread and make new friends>he shitposts me non-stop and tells everyone I'm a schizo>can't cutepost because every reply is him or another shitposter parroting stuff he says>nobody wants anything to do with me and I don't get to cutepost
>>570365069if you wanted to prog fast why the fuck did you pf it
>>570365228You fucked up, time to reroll and make a new service account
>>570365228This happened to me and I shook him off but I live in fear he'll start up again. Yes I'm sensitive I'm sorry.
>>570365228Want to make a friend and shitpost him instead together? I'm powerful and can give him buckteeth!
It sounds utterly ridiculous but if someone has a cat profile picture or posts cat memes I KNOW for a FACT I'll hate them and it's pointless even attempting to be friends with them. I tried it so many times, thinking it was silly to judge people based off such a thing, but every. single. time. I just can't fucking stand them.
>>570365228Power thru it, champ. Out cute the schizos, and be nice to anyone that talks to you
>>570365067Good luck finding a Femezen broThey're all lebians, have penises or only fuck dragons.
>>570365009its organic because i like his lalaboy but we have never met in game and you are just mad and or jealous
why is bro so cute
>>570365337
>>570365007I'm not an alt..>>570365221mewnie
>>570365337is it me
>>570365309You probably deserve it, he could smell the mental illness and schizo tendencies on you
>>570365228I'll friend you, but I usually just lurk the thread
>>570365337Yeah they're really insufferable people with tyeir toxic positivity
>>570365337An undeniable truth Look at the replies
Gosh everytime I think about my dainty pale malezen getting abducted and tied up and raped in the refugee quarter, I get really harddd~
>>570365337what about a bear meme
>>570365337I mean that's silly-Wait. Fuck you're right. You're actually right lmao
>>570365337I don't trust people who don't like cats.When someone tells me they don't like cats, unless it is because they are allergic, I assume that they're evil and fuck kids or something heinous.
>>570365551??? bwo
my catboy? he's a bit like this
I'm a dog person Simple as
https://youtu.be/uxdv2eQoZWkI wish I sounded as cool as Hideyuki Hori. S-so cool >.<
>>570359802who's any reason
>>570365158Same sis. Us raenras were meant to be rape victims~
>>570365694I read that manga about you bro
>>570365454No he was just sad and angry that I wasn't his.
>>570365694let me guess: fiddie
>>570365694White Woman Post
>>570359802>>570361387https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1BUQauE1Wc
>>570365809thats fucking real sometimes man
>>570365158>>570365768You are weird. I just want a himbo catboy.
>>570365228People who believe anonymously posted rumors arent worth associating with. If anything they're doing you a favor.
>>570365783My name is Rex and I'm a>>570365823>>570365838I'm a GAN
>>570364374I don't wear shoes at home
>>570365991bad news bro they don't ban for this anymore
>>570365991It's no longer an autobahn term, brotato.
me moonie is logging
>>570365809Schedules busy bro
>>570365431It's nice seeing a fellow bloonie posting
>>570366110Bro...?
>>570359802Its gonna be another warm one...
>>570365694Based dogbro.
my windhurst queue has been at 3/3 5/6 15/15 for almost 10 minutes now.................................................................................................................
>>570365843Ok grampa
>>570366110>>570366117Checkmate
>>570365228>make a new account>roll new character on Balmung while you still can>buy story skip and/or bot the account to max>start inserting yourself into a similar friend circle>start subtley schizoing him from the new alt>if he begins accusing you of being someone else, call him crazy and reiterate he's a schizo>now he's the schizo, not you
guys he only said those mean things to get more cat raction picturesyou're playing into his masterplan
>>570364819>>570364915It's hypochondriac of me to say modding bad while using mods so when I reinstalled and resubbed I shrimply did not reinstall the mods. Now I experience my Final Fantasy raw and uncooked like it was meant to be served.
that vaguepost wasn't me by the way, you hate me over a lie made in your own head
>>570366246Why would people believe some new person who appeared out of nowhere over an established person in a friend group? You dont understand people very well
>>570366313why is that a autoban term
why isn't anything congested anymore
>>570366313Rip
What did closing half of NA for like a year and then opening everything achieve? Even more people are transferring to balmeme now due to FOMO.
>>570365382Yea, I've met quite a few from here.
>>570366389no plogons
>>570366263I want to see this cat without the shirt BUT with the chest strap still there
>>570366384because the mods are based
>>570365809Brutal...
>>570365337heheh
>>570366046What about at my home?
>>570366384The spam (even now) deserves it
>>570366275Fair enough, though personally I'd just do whatever I wanna do, hypocrisy be damned.
>>570366389
>>570366384Shitskin started spamming cp with the word couple months ago.
I guess no one came to lb14 yet h-haha...
>>570366445no i mean like character creation-wise
>>570366389they didn't want to risk the ultimate race getting interrupted by it so they turned off fake congestion temporarily
>>570366368If no one believes your new alt that the person who groomed you is a schizo, then either (You) are the schizo or they whole group is schizos.
>>570366389that does explain why my roulettes today went really smoothly. people who can play the game are actually playing it
>>570362653Maybe you're gay
>>570366263Let him, it's like when all of your "people" (Keepers of the Moon) make your very bad posts (always) but I graciously allow them because they post hehe silly cat pictures alongside them
My moonie has finished cleaning "Casual" Crystalline Conflict on Crystal@ 16:04 et (4:04pm)
>>570366537Sis you need let it go...
>>570366128gm moonie
No friend where we spend years making a stupid ass coded written language nobody understands but us.
The rise of catposting is 1:1 with the proliferation of high speed mobile phone internet access in the 3rd world non-white countries
>>570366490Post home
>>570366424>What did closing half of NA for like a year and then opening everything achieve? Even more people are transferring to balmeme now due to FOMO.Yeah. Eternal Balmung and Aether congestion got people to purchase transfers to those worlds/DC which they might not have otherwise purchased if the FOMO had not been artificially enforced. And this is all ahead of the Cross DC PF where it wont actually matter at all anymore anyway. Which is why Balmung is the clear answer
>>570365694i respect dog people more than cat people, means you value the built-in friendship between dog and man and that says a lot
>anon claims to want a friend>look deeper>he just wants a friends with benefits that morphs into a relationship
>>570366568>Your friends are bad people if they dont believe the words of some random person who just showed up making accusations about one of you
Why the FUCK is it so hard to speak full sentences
>>570366424shitloads of paid transfers. $18 per transfer from FOMO retards.
>>570366163!!!
>>570366668Moonie zoomie, boomie goonie.
>>570366664gmmy moonies mmo mouse broke and is currently forced to click all her abilities
>>570366816>Still skinwalking
>>570361387
>>570359802i woke up.
>>570366473DAAAAAAMN
i be on balmung so mf's KNOW im Horny
>noooooo you can just transfer to balmung when regionwide pf/df is coming soon!>you have to stay on [backwater server] you've been on for years!
>>570365337I only post cat memes in friend groups 2 and 4
>>570366720light, alpha
>>570366951not giving up my house on a legacy server
>>570366736>built-in friendshipnigga dogs are slaves. humans groomed them so hard, their literal DNA and instincts changed.
>>570366424we lost three more preferred+ worlds even though they don't have any more players than they did before
>>570366951Rest in piss Aether. And dynamis. And maybe primal.
>>570361387>>570366910I forgot the song like a gay retardhttps://youtu.be/zYfe9caNqfA?si=eC6ehDcYoACE326z
>>570366862One of my unis.. Meowerful..
>>570366951I'd only transfer for an EB and those prospects are 100% dead
>>570366450same but the mod removes it with the shirt unfortunately iirc
>>570366951
>>570367051I don't know a single Preemahl player that transfered to Balmung.
>>570366648Aaaaaany second now the gang will show up...surely...
>>570366749>he just wants a friends with benefits that morphs into a relationshipI tried this and had my fill and now I honestly do just want a friend.Keep your gender, sexuality, race, identity, country and personal life secret from me. Just talk to me about 90's anime and PS2 games and we can be friends.
>>570366450i want to see that cat post his mcdf
>>570366951there's no reason to transfer to Balmung either though?
>>570367083They look so much like the goddamn same person, I say to them "You want ice cream?" BOTH of them say yes.
>>570366895I deadass been posting old photos the past week since I ain't been logging in to take new photos just left two FFXIV discord servers though that are for Forays/Forked Tower, I refuse to coordinate on 3rd party tools to do content unless it's with friends/twinems/in the moment for fun. Pre planning stuff TOO complicated
EXCALIBUR, Primal
Now's your chance We've been closed for SEVEN yearsYou never know when we will be open again And in the future you can't log into congested worlds on an alt
>>570366778You don't show up and instantly start schizoing them back, retard. It's a slow burn long con. If someone is a schizo, their friends know it, they just haven't been the victim of it yet. So if this person is actually getting schizo'd by someone who "groomed" them, then anyone who is friends with that schizo knows deep down that they are capable of being a schizo, it just hasn't been used on them yet. So if someone "new" shows up and slowly starts planting seeds that the schizo is the schizo, then the seeds being to sprout and open people's eyes to the schizophrenia that has been there the whole time. Of course, that's only if the person doing the greentext is actually a victim and it's a real story. Either their groomer is a schizo and people will believe that, or they're all schizos and they're looking out for each other like the mafia might do, in which case you don't want to be in that friend group anyway because it will be your turn eventually.
>>570366951Besides housing, there is literally no point on being on any server besides Balmung on NA.
>>570367030I can't trust you
>>570364028>>570364071>>570364147>>570364173>>570364293>>570364473Look at any fucking LFM post in any FFXIV recruitment Disscord server that is midcore (lol people have different definitions of midcore) or above. Stop being disingenuous.
>>570366951Why would I transfer if I already have a plot? What benefit is there after cross DC happens?
>>570367168Now make xivg version of this
>>570367152my fiddie likes samurai champloo and burnout 3
>>570366875You'll be stronger for it.
i made my house to host a meetup but i don't have anything to unite /xivg/ over
>>570367259you can't trust me because i don't give you undying loyalty for a scoop of kibbleslop
>>570366730>Which is why Balmung is the clear answerWhy does the clear answer come with a 0.03% chance to win any possible housing plot?
>>570367267Eventually they will turn back on the fake congestion leading up to and through much of 8.X. Anyone outside of the capital city may never get into the elite meetups that are soon to be hosted there.
did any eternal bonds spring up from balmung opening up? no, right? everyone on balmung is so old and eb'd already or on their 7th divorce so they're not worth it.
>>570366951>Kosmic Stoat: o/ Hello! I just moved to this server for my partner and don't have a ton of friends here yet. We are having our eternal bonding ceremony at 7 eastern (6 hours from now), and I think it would be funny if a bunch of people he doesn't know show up. Message me for an invite letter!20 minutes ago on sarg
>>570367225Real talk though, I transferred March/April 2025 idk what you talking about
>>570363245> you're either "with us" in hating, or you're the enemyYes because being neutral in a war always works out well.
>>570367090Meowerful!!
>>570367381>elite meetupswow i can't wait to visit people's apartments because everyone flocked to a server with barely any housing
>>570367243I dunno bro, if someone schizos you so hard that you restart the entire game just to make a new personality based on revenge they might have done a lot of damage to you. Is it worth it?
>>570367220Excalibur, Primal.
Dogs are male coded:>Just vibing>Down to fuck shit up if someone needs to get fucked up>Have jobs a lot of the time like police dog or disaster rescue dog>Gets over shit fast, just wants to be buddiesCats are female coded:>Lays there doing nothing>Gets a sick thrill out of toying with the lives of creatures that can't possibly fight back>Utterly useless, can't be trained to do anything competently>Despises their "owners" and only respects you even a tiny amount solely because you're bigger
>>570367219you missed the alter ft runs twin.. if you make a an ft meetup i'll attend though
>>570367381NTA but I almost never go to meetups, this changes nothing.
>>570367501Its not as hard as people claim to get a plot on even Balmung.
Last night's lodestone roulette was one of the worst we ever had. Too many people are posting joke roulettes with roblox characters or anime characters, it isn't funny but so many people do it that like a third of the lodestones in the roulette are jokes. On top of that someone spams old lodestones. So more than half of the lodestones in the roulette are not really genuine.Just another way that thread has degraded because of people being either insidious or performative (and usually both.)
>>570367503>Is it worth it?I dunno. I just offered a suggestion. He makes a new character and gets to cutepost like he wants to.
>>570367631the lottery was the best solution to the housing problem imho
>>570367657my femezen got rolled twice stfu fag stay mad nobody posted you
More men should seek romance and love with other men
idc for drama, i just want a goonbud that will let me use their hole and cosplay for me
>>570367631I see at least a handful of open plots every time I go look people just want a super special one in a specific location etc
>>570367657And yet you still post here, interesting
>>570367657This is just a natural conclusion
>>570367746race??
>>570367732Im a hairy 6'0 grown ass cis man looking for my himcess
>>570367732No! Down Fujo! Bad Fujo!
>>570367732
>>570367732>More men should seek romance and lovebased>with other menHmmm nyo
>>570367380Housing is a trap to get you to remain subbed to the game. Free your mind and your ass will follow.
>>570367585I know I missed them that looked like a bunch of fun since it was community driven and with a group I just couldn't care for joining random prog runs whenever I was role pinged on ABBA and whatever the other one was called, maybe I'll tackle the content but I'm kinda done with waiting in PF for things, I don't got all day anymore to wait to do stuff if I can't do it within 5min of wanting to do it I'm not interested anymore
>>570367657It was a hotfix, in the middle of the fucking night, of course it was dead and shitty
>>570367543>Utterly useless, can't be trained to do anything competentlyWe used them for pest control
>>570367768>>570367631Like theres 40 up right now even on Balmung. You'll prolly get one after a month or two of trying.
>>570367807black
>>570367973Nvm
>>570367657The WoW exodus was the worst thing that has ever happened to /xivg/(probably XIV too)
>>570367732i read that yaoi oneshot earlier and agree
>>570367973perfect. where are we meeting?
Balmung is the Dejima of NA
Only the worst of the worst transferred to Balmung. How do I know this? Because Otis Jenkins is still on Leviathan despite being a perma-Balmung traveler.
>twinem doing the msq!>twinem we’re gonna clear extemes!>twinem we’re gonna week one the tier!>twinem we’re gonna play SAM in the Ult!>twinem we’re not playing the game!
>>570366720Are you even on EU?
"Casual" Crystalline Conflict on Crystal@ 21:09 ET (9:09pm)
>>570367657Maybe unpopular opinion but lodestone roulette is a retarded thing on here anyway. You people dont actually do anything with these rolls. You're just like haha I drew this person I liked. Or people just fake their rolls. Its nothing but pointless spam.
To all my fellow doormats:They will never want you. Bending over backwards to accomodate them, hiding your true self, it never works. Think about it. You've been at this your whole life and you're still alone. Better to be your true cringe self from the get-go if they're gonna reject you anyway. Give up the cope, accept who you are, stop lying to yourself and others. It's such a relief, it's so freeing.
>>570368130It’s 10:48 AM though
>>570368228
>>570368225How unsubscribe this blog poster?
>>570366976>>570368126FUCK NO
>>570368225This is why I stopped being a doormat and got the help I needed. Fuck other people. I'm going to be selfish and do what I want even if it ends up hurting them.
>>570368214you need some joy and whimsy in your life nonny
>>570368216My NA character is like this
>>570368228The literacy Crisis is real.
>>570368225Trvke
>>570368067The engine or the island? >>570368107Lmao the SAM comment was purely to make people with autism who can't understand sarcasm lose their minds since I then proceeded to post the lvl 76 rotation kit is too complicated for me already and the rest were also sarcastic but you got it ig bro
>>570367543you say this... but we have a cat who is absolutely in love with me and loves to snuggle with me and follow me and step on me and stick her butt on meand then our dog who still loved me but was a little scared of me because i made fart noises on his belly
>>570368216EB status?
>>570365337Why are you like this
Entertaining bait today are we?Classic Anon...
>>570368412dont fart on dogs thats fucked up
>>570368492I love entertaining bait it’s half the reason I still post here
>>570368107i like how he calls everyone "twinem" because he can't be bothered to learn anyone's name
>>570368492Yeah I hope you are having a good time
>>570368479From the thumbnail i thought the person was holding a severed head of a cat
I fucking hate you Ruri Tora.
>>570368067it's actually the Florida or Phillipines of NA
>>570368332Awh, too bad. I've always wanted to meet up with you, sexy cat.
>>570368659noooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>570368228Why are you in my timezone?
bros...
Any second now
>>570368075he's just poor. there is no legitimate reason not to transfer.>but muh house!there are open plots every lottery.
>>570368734
>>570368737Can we make these sandals fashionable again in real life
>>570368582We literally do not talk about this... nobody is supposed to know I forget easily and forgot who is who with about 3/4 of the people on my friends list...
is it a waste to yukikaze into true north into meikyo shisui so that I get the benefit of 3 affected positionals?I can still apply that bleed with the third attack so its not like I'm losing damage, right?pic unrelated I guess or maybe not its a samurai pose
>>570368332spit on me
>>570368784You'll never get a medium or large though. Let alone a specific plot you like. And what about your established FC? Gonna convince everyone in it to transfer too?
>>570365620TRVKEIf someone doesn't likes cats, it's because they can't accept an autonomous being setting boundaries and not loving them unconditionally like dogsCat haters are walking red flags
>>570359802Any reason>>570361387https://youtu.be/EuRe0jEq9AE
>>570368865That’s sad you don’t you most of the names in your friends list
Catposters proving they're not worth interacting with...It's like they're addicted to being insufferable.
hooray! plogons!
>>570364028I forgot which team it was but I remember one of the world first teams had the dev on ACT on their team just coding shit on the fly for them
>>570365337My bad
>>570368731>*does this to every moonie posted in the thread*
>>570368403>I was merely pretending to be retarded
>>570368939>If someone doesn't like cats, it's because [HEADCANON]
>>570369034Can you NOT???
>>570368784>there is no legitimate reason not to transfer.There is no legitimate reason to transfer. Balmung has literally nothing to offer that other servers don't also have. t. I left Balmung and know many others who have done the same despite it resulting in them losing their "elite" status as Balmung house owners.
>>570368936>And what about your established FC?lollmao evenThe only FCs anyone has here are solo submarine FCs. There's no reason to have anything else. CWLS are better than FCs anyway.
>>570368295STOP POSTING THIS
>>570368939>If someone doesn't likes cats, it's because they can't accept an autonomous being setting boundaries and not loving them unconditionally like dogsYou sound like such a whipped pussy with a masochism fetish."Autonomous being" it's a fucking animal and it'll learn its place or it'll end up dead, like humans have been doing for millennia.
>>570369125You mean you left because no one here liked you
Do you ever clean your friend list of people you never talk to/play with?
Logging in
We're closing in on 20 clears of Kefka at this point and we've yet to see a single Sage clear. Even the unlogged clears don't have a Sage.
>>570369187I've only removed the people im ashamed of gooning with
>>570369178uh oh the rapey moid got triggered
>>570369187just did this the other day. trimmed 150 down to 10. feels good
>>570369187nah i just made a new character
>>570369187haha i totally do...
>>570369187Nope, but sometimes I remove (Unable to Retrieve) I legit don't even know who the fuck most of my friends list is anymore because it seems like half of them have gotten name changes and then the other half I can't even remember who they are
>>570369183
>>570368828One state over bub
>>570369183Don't bother, that the image he reposts with a randomized filename so he can give unsafe takes, that way if he gets dogpiled he can claim it was a skinwalk. Oldest jizzatda trick in the book.
>>570368782What are you waiting for?
>>570369187I cleared my friends list out of the majority of xivggers I never talk to or play with. Still have like 4 of you guys on my friends list that I still like/talk to
>>570367146lizzy lostheart and juniper verkko
every catposter i've met wanted to plap on first contact...
The main people I wanted to transfer did so im happy, but more is merrier :D
>>570368972diddy blud
>>570361150builded for my catboy BWC
>>570369187Yeah, I did so last weekI deleted some thread friends that I haven't spoken to/played with in a whileNothing personal, I just don't like bloatI still remember your names and greet you normally when we bump into each other in the overworld, though! :)
>>570369187Yeah but then people start crying about ghosting and the sort
>>570369318So remove them.
>>570368994I mean I just don't talk daily to ppl so I constantly check adventure plates to remember who is who... I got stars on the main twins of course that I'll always remember but like... I just forgot how/when I met a couple people >>570369047No no... that's not what I'm saying, I'm saying that I unironically find the SAM kit too complicated at lvl 76/whatever level I have it at rn and I'm not even at lvl 100 so why would I even attempt extreme+ content with it even I can see that it's a joke... the fact that the SAM kit is too complicated for me already is a cause for concern of my intelligence but the other part is normal sarcasm
>>570369294Eww, a foid. Disgusting.
i have rested well and ready to not play ffxiv
"Casual" Crystalline Conflict on Crystal@ 2:02 ET
>>570368836i know an incredible place for you, they also love cock here >>570352021
Muffy giving Ruri that dark chocolate
>>570369585can you post your K/d ratio at the end of your next match
>>570368075>Because [Thread Celebrity isn't there]>Despite a huge chunk of posters being there>Despite a huge chunk of posters being fresh transfersBait used to be believable...
>>570369334It's very obviously propaganda. It's only like 10% of all interracial couples, but it represents like half of all modern porn. If you have parents and ever watch TV with them, you'll notice that all of the couples on commercials are "blacked" as well.
>>570368075Wtf Otis is on my homeworld?Come here lil nigga
>>570369661I play Paladin so its badI also don't scoreboard post ITT, you gotta bug me on D*scord for that.
>>570369187no?
>>570369125>There is no legitimate reason to transfer. Balmung has literally nothing to offer that other servers don't also have.I disagree, it's an alive server that it often congested and hard to get on, so living there certainly has advantages.
7 decides if I finally take a bath or not.
>>570369470I did this to someone I haven't talked to nearly half a year. I tried to talk to them once and they never replied. Then I remove them and suddenly they're whining that I removed them. I don't get people from here.
>>570365620TRVKE but honestly it applies to all animals, only subhumans mistreat them>>570369178shut the fuck up you brownoid subhuman
>>570369570can i see it
That fight between shinryu and omega slapped
>>570369868you should make your bath wheelchair accessible
>>570369004does your cat look like this?
>>570368884just use it when you cant hit the positional sis
im black so my character is black. simple
>>570369947n
>>570369861>it's an alive server that it often congested and hard to get onthe congestion was fake and Balmung is completely barren outside of Ul'dah
how long does my EB have to stay logged out before I can start trying to get a new mate
>>570369875>Brownoid subhuman Same thing homie
im a moonie so my moonie is a moonie
>>570369910see what
>>570369925He needs a walk-in showererr...A wheel in shower?
finally got feet pics from THAT femra
>>570370078We need to chain him to a post and hose him down with cold water no matter how much he complains.
>>570369860Why not?
my meen! looks and acts like this sometimes
>>570357956not sure how i feel about the claws, I feel like it kinda takes away from the scythe imo. It should just be the sycthe for any type of melee style and the rest is either dark arts/your skelly
I want to sexpest THAT femra
>>570369947I'm a lalafell so my character is a lalafell. Simple
>>570369183See what I mean, you can't actually make an argument for transferring to Balmung, it's always "BALMUNG IS THE SOCIAL SERVER" "BALMUNG HOUSING IS ELITE" "BEING ON BALMUNG MAKES YOU PREMIER STATUS"Ul'dah shout chat is your "socialization" and it's a shithole that makes /xivg/ look like a fucking group of dandies Housing is irrelevant, you can walk through a dozen different wards and not see a single person. Being on Balmung offers you literally nothing outside of being able to go back to Balmung the place where nothing ever happens. The one singular thing that Balmung can lord over other servers is that it has a more active RP scene, but even that has likely been hurt by the near constant congestion.>>570369861All servers are alive. Even Dynamis servers. Communities exist beyond Balmung's Uldah. On my own home server of Leviathan I met a new player yesterday simply by stopping and reading what they had a PF up for, and the end result had us doing synced ARR Extremes. If you think a server is dead it's because you purposefully go out of your way not to involve yourself in the server's community.
>>570369187I don't remove a single one. I have really, really bad memory and sometimes I open my friendlist and remember the names and things we did together.
>>570370078
I'm a rapist so my character is a rapist. Simple.
My femrafell for it again
my femlala is a little like this
>>570368936I've been trying to convince everyone in my solo FC to transfer but they don't want to...
>>570368225I'm a cringe ass person that's overly clingy but gets emotionally cold and am pretty much like a lapgog to any futa around that has testicles larger than a cantaloupe and likes to fuck me roughly in ERPI let them know I will disappear for months but will cling on hard for weeks im a never ending emotional cycle of grownassmanerism
my femzen needs it
>>570370536The least you can do is clean up your place
As soon as Balmung closes and inevitably becomes congest again, I vote that's where every single meetup from then on out should occur.
>>570370536To be honest if someone has to "educate himself" on how "your mind works" you should at least be willing to accept criticism and endeavor to improve slobbish habits.
>>570359802>>570361387https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGANSyV1C10&pp=ygULYS92IHJlZCB2b3g%3D>>570361420Super cute
>>570369187no theres multiple people on my friends list who havent even played in close to a decade
i am not a good businessman.
>>570370760bent over miau miau this week?
>>570370538does she dress like a maid though?
>>570370819Because you're a woman?
>>570370734Balmung doesn't leave their server even if we do host somewhere else
>>570363457my male raen is like this
>>570370536>nooooo you have to accept that I’m a disgusting pig who can’t clean up after themselves or maintain basic hygiene!>if you criticize me or my lifestyle ill go silent or threaten suicide!Using your mental illness as a shield for your bad behavior is not a good look
>>570370734It would be funny
>>570370734AT WHOSE HOUSE NIGGA
Balmung is a server you can get up start yapping shit and people will talk to youEvery other server is locked into cliques, and you have to follow some weirdly set server, function, FC rules on etiquette and even then most of the time you are generally ignored or you get double talked at in their LS/FC chat where you're not in.
>>570369187Nope. I have friends on there who havent played since ARR, because you just never ever know who will return and when. I want to be there with a "Hey dude" for that Coil co-tank or dead ebin from 2013 if I see them come back
"Casual" Crystalline Conflict on Crystal@ 6:06 ET
>>570370536Being messy and leaving clothes around or whatever is one thing, but leaving literal trash and food and slop and dirty dishes out everywhere is unforgivable.
>>570370887no i'm a grown ass man who gets nervous asking people for payment even though the job was well done.
>>570370908How can I post my character next to a thudbeast if there are no thudbeasts around to stand next to
My malezen is finally on the 'mung
>>570370957None of the Materia meetups are at a house why would we need one for Balmung meets?
>>570370957My house. I have a small
What's wrong with the primal hunt community? Why are there rules about not allowing people from other primal worlds to join their trains? There's at least two primal servers banned from having trains announced now and they're forced to have a private discord server specifically for that server.
>>570370536Clean your fucking room
>>570371070May my moonie pet?
>>570370538POWAAA SLASHUUU
>>570371163>smalloh no no no
>>570371070I raped this malezen last night
>>570371070thanks for the head yesterday you really are the throatgoat #vibingheavy
>>570369125Tikaasi, you left Balmung because the woman you were harassing told you to leave her alone
Feeling down, lads
>>570370981Proof?
>>570370565Do it so we can be friends yay yay
>>570371070didn't you move with all the other FOMOers last week
>>570371180Because Primal takes their hunts seriously and doesn't tolerate fools.
>>570371342What's wrong bro?
>>570371163I have a medium.
>>570370908I leave Balmung all the time to visit friends/plap wym?>>570370823Why? Wanna watch?>>570371070Rape
>>570369861what's the advantage of a social server nobody can visit 90% of the time
>>570371224You can turn the inside into a large via housing updates.
>>570370957Once we get the housing interior upgrade thing I intend to have a nice perpetual friend group space for people, but will also rent it out (for free) for meetups.
>>570371438Got called racist at solution 9
>>570371475But people can get to Balmung? You could always get to Balmung early in the morning before this recent patch.
>Expert roulette>tank doesn't use mits for the first 3 pulls>tell 'em to press buttons>"Erm if you'd stop pulling ahead of me i'd press mits haha :)">getting outpaced by a fucking healerI will never understand the fragility of the "tank" mains
>>570371180only nigga i care about in the primal hunts community is the GOAT
>>570370981>Balmung is a server you can get up start yapping shit and people will talk to youI'd rather put my dick in a hydraulic press than talk to any of the Uldah rats.
Feeling up lads
>>570371476Not yet you cant. For all we know thats delayed till 8.0+.
>>570371180I don't know the answer to that, but there's also some rivalry between Malboro and... some of the world, where they always announce their trains at the same fucking time. Like they literally wait for the other world to announce their train, which is when the competing one then announces theirs in response. It's so fucking gay.
>>570370981>people will talk to youTrannies are not people
>>570371475yeah nobody visits that's why it's full that makes sense
sluts with weapons
>>570371514Was probably meant as a compliment... What did you say?
>>570371528Admitting to purposefully not using mits because you dont like someone is reportable. Take em out.
>>570371559You'll end up in jail for that, dude
>>570371381Me being a talkative person on zalera in HW and being met with silence no matter what and transferring to balmung where I now have tons of friends being a yapper
>>570371528If you ask people her to tank for you, you won’t have to deal with randoms.
Chedda
>>570371070>>570371309Afternoon, fellas.
>>570371525>You can get on Balmung, just wake up at 3AM and world transfer!How fucking mazed are you that this is an actual legitimate response you're willing to give as an argument in favor of Balmung?
>>570371629Brown coded post
>>570371630I was being racist in solution 9
My femlala is like this around her crush
>>570371654Way ahead of you>>570371697I'd usually just tank myself and solo the whole dungeon if i have to, but just felt like playing SGE
>>570361387https://youtu.be/sySlY1XKlhM
On the steam version, does mogstation pull from your steam wallet to buy shit?ATTENTION GRABBING IMAGE
https://o.uguu.se/mOGdWxzP.mp4
Just make an alt while you still can, chucklenuts
>>570371783Based, chin up and keep that pattern recognition sharp.
>>570371821
>>570371793tranny "humour"
>>570371853Yeah
>>570371528>>"Erm if you'd stop pulling ahead of me i'd press mits haha :)"I really don't understand why people go around flaunting their micropenis like that. If I had a micropenis, you wouldn't be able to waterboard that out of me.
>>570371528>healer only rezzes on when quick spell is availableuh okay you tranny raiding freak>tank doesnt use buttons/dont aoealways a drk for some reason.
>>570371721I’m just refuting the claim >a social server nobody can visit 90% of the timeThat’s false on all counts because it was very possible to get to Balmung seeing as how plenty of wanderers and travelers are there every single day.
Tantalus...
>>570371946>That’s false on all counts because it was very possible to get to Balmung seeing as how plenty of wanderers and travelers are there every single day.Because they had bots auto attempting the transfer every 30 seconds for 8+ hours a day until they got in.
my femezenretreats into her cave
Lamia, Primal.
>>570371946>That’s false on all countsNTA, but it's probably more like Balmung was congested ~80% of all total time, except the time that it's not congested is like fucking 4 or 5am, which is when even NEETs start going to sleep, and real people aren't awake yet, so it's difficult to be in Balmung unless you transfer right as you're going to sleep or right as you're waking up.
>>570371528Just tank them yourself, SGE at least can tank double pulls easily. I do it all the time when a tank throws a bitch fit and needs a boot in their ass. Healer lvl 100 kits are OP af
>>570372107Oh anons using head canon as a talking point
>>570371203as long as he doesn't give me necrosis>>570371232are you a semen demon raen with huge tits say yes please>>570371309I gotchu my nigga #SwallowedThatShit!>>570371402I waited until I could transfer FC ownership to my friend
>>570371821that's my bean
>>570371959That guy from FF9?
>>570359802>>570361387https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COjKASMuLx0
>leveling roulette >The tank: DRK>The healer: AST>My sanity: low>The time the dungeon is cleared: 30+ minutes >The healer at bosses: Dead>My Phoenix Down stacks: Dwindling >My comms: zero
>>570372176>Head canonIt's actual factual shit that happened every single day that Balmung was congested, don't fucking pretend like it's not.
>>570372234sis I can see your boobies
>>570371853yes,> The Steam Wallet function in the Mog Station is only available to service accounts that have a Steam version of FINAL FANTASY XIV registered to it. https://support.na.square-enix.com/faqarticle.php?id=5382&kid=69854&sc=0
I made a balmung alt what do I do now?
Don't care. I'm staying on gilg
>>570372342go be social in uldah bro!
>>570372163>>570372303I’ve been able to get characters into Balmung from 7am-noon EST before this latest patch so I know you’re fucking lying. I don’t have to lie unlike you two
>>570372309source?
>>570372176Still NTA, but it's very real. You just type >/li Balmungand then you wait for several hours while a bot attempt to server transfer you ever 5-10 seconds.
>>570372342Goon until your dick doesn’t work
>>570372342Wait for a meetup ig That's what I'm going to do
>>570372342Be social, take in the people LEVEL YOUR CHARACTER
>>570372181Yes please
>>570372386>Oh anons using head canon as a talking point
Maro can you genuinely shut the fuck up you pathetic schizoid?
>>570372441>Be social, take in the peopleok>LEVEL YOUR CHARACTERwhy? I already have a level 100 character on primal
I have pulled out the master swordStorm of bloodBorn from bloodOf our fallen brothers
Why are you guys so desperate to get me to spend $18 to follow your sadposting ass
My moonie finally hit rank 25 so I am going to do MSQ now. Shiva needs to die so I can unlock MCH and stop being a 1-trick moonie
>>570372626No one wants you here
Well, /xivg/?Which camp would YOUR punkass WoL join?
>Balmung open>Only the most contrarian of contrarians are milling about claiming they will never make an alt during the longest downtime we have of the expansion
>>570372345me too
>>570372626Which OF model are you following now?
>>570372626Bro you don't understand don't you want to *checks notes* see all the second life tier modbeasts and make r/addressme tier posts like the thread elites Jean and Mofu?
>>570370981ppl talk to me on my non-balmung server and for once it's not "hey u look cute wanna fk? sync?" like it was on balmung
>>570372272The worst part about patch days is my combat trackers being broken so I can't have a proper statistical analysis of just how fucking much my teammates are sucking shit in any given roulette.
>>570372691What benefit do I get for spending all that free time on an alt in a game that doesnt encourage alts?
>>570372121My fiera is like this
>>570372679He uninstalls that slop and heads to the swamp in the original.
>>570372626its the nubins like the selto clique trying to get people to transfer overremember when the ebins of old never had to recruit people to balmung? people just made new characters entirely to be on balmung because it was THE PLACE TO BE now it's filled with nobodies
>>570372597I have 5 level 100 alts for roleplaying purposes and just made a new one today!It's fun!!!
what the fuck is <LARP>
>>570372801you can socialize in ul'dah
My moonie is going to drink this weekend and I'm probably going to be highly annoying itt
i shoot my arrows in the air sometimessinging heeeeyoooh
>>570372121I'll be real modern video games are major productions with lots of developers and money poured into them they compete with women now so least you can do is pick a more flattering color than that shade of red tubba
>>570372181It's hard to catch a sprinter, but hope you received the /pet
I didn't realize plots in shirogane on balmung are OPEN, even medium ones. Alts rejoice.
>>570372691I made an alt when Aether opened and I haven't even gone through the intro cutscene with him. What the fuck makes you think I would give a shit about ERP central
>>570372626it helps me justify the $18 i spent
>>570372885We're used to it, remember to hydrate too.
>>570372881live action rope-playing
>you can socialiseif i wanted to socialise id go outside tf is this failed normie schlock yall spewing
>>570372801You're not doing anything on your main
>>570371989Post more songs my friends please I require your impeccable music taste
>>570372828The remake is literally just the original but with more content and better mechanics (except lockpicking).
>>570371885you can call me what you will but i will never be a mexican
xivg is doing the bit where they pretend MMORPGs are only for raiding and nothing else
>>570373021What I mean is that I'd sooner just play another game or activity entirely than bother leveling an alt on XIV
>>570373000Nono its live wire rope-laying
>you can socialiseYou couldn't name 10 people worth socializing with on Balmung if you tried.
My femra is like this
>>570373057oh right my bad i forgot you were filipino (the mexicans of asia)
Please stop with the small talk
>>570373014>go outside
>>570373014>socializing is for normiesNo it's fucking notPosting in here is socializing, you euro cuck
>>570373073thats literally the only content they put in this game nowthe foray was a massive failure
>>570372881peam cliquenu-appalcord essentially
>>570373073Been like that since the maintenance, the fucker just go to sleep he's posting from 16 different devices
>>570373116>you couldn't name 10 people worth socializing with from XIVGftfy
>>570373196DELETE THIS
>>570373073xivg is doing the bit where they tell the retard begging them to spend $18 on a world transfer that he's retarded
>>570373127Brazilians are worse than Mexicans if we’re talking about online player bases
>>570373030Looks like shit and costs more money when the old one which is perfectly playable and by that I mean dogshit that I play for an hour and go play 2 instead.
>>570373219failed normie can't decouple his brain from only ever thinking like a normie, shocker
kinda working on myself solo rn bro but thanks for offering gay sex I appreciate it
>>570373289how many is a brazilian?
>>570372882Socialise with trans people, unfunny shout chat spammers, The Guy Who Speaks Like This, awkward idiots, people who have been repeating the same joke for years, and perma AFK e-couples. Very fun.
>>570372776>made the listyippie yay
>>570373228BEASTMASTER WILL SAVE XIV
>>570373254won't go*fml
>>570372836Are you high? People joined balmung after the Exodus of Seto.Xivg would still be on a backwater primal server with power tripping trannies and we wouldn't even have a massive thread if it wasn't for Seto leading the way.He laid the bones down that gave us the golden era that the power tripping trannies have been dismantling ever since we moved the bench the second time. Don't you DARE speak illwill to the people that have brought your backwater fouthworld jiggaboo ass over here /spits at >>570372836
>Balmung opens>avalanche of sour grapes posts about moving there>Balmung closes>avalanche of sour grapes posts about moving there
>>570373284Thats like pocket change. Right? For massive benefits to a game you've probably spent thousands of hour in.
>>570373127wrong again jorge
>>570373341>Socialise with trans people/xivg/
>>570373196Pancaked flatstone
>hanging out in Ul’dah on Balmung and talking in shout is le bad>hanging out in stormwind 20 years ago was different even though people were doing the same thing then as they are now
Work on myself?Nah. No thanks. I'm doing what I wanna do. I don't exist to appease other peoples perception of who I "should" be. How about you work on minding your own business? Huh, pal?
>>570373425>Balmung opens>avalanche of sour grapes posts about moving there>Balmung closes>avalanche of sour grapes posts about NOT moving thereThere, fixed
[13:37]Forgiven Uncle@Balmung: I'm here to give good advise, like drinking water and adjusting your poor posturenice social server retards
>>570371989post more boobies my friend requires them for mysterious reasons that are his own
>>570373513>wowfag finds a way to relate it to wowno one cares senpai
>>570373029No promises, haven’t seen many garudas lately
>>570373619>you can’t compare two similar things >that’s le bad!
>>570373604forgive your uncle
>>570373604tell him to spell advice correctly
i'm the only ff14 player in the world that has their buttons bound on 1 through =
Can't wait for the posts complaining about the meetups always being on the Mung, and crying about not being able to DC travel there because it's locked up. And then turning into crazy schizoposting as a result of the mental illness inflicted by trying to cope without success.
I need to work my way to the Mesogaki Terminal
Spank my naughty pussy with a paddleI can't take it anymoreUnfulfilledIn heatI can't stand being a femlala at the quicksands
>>570373425-$18
>>570372825Hit my male character up boo
>>570373430Sorry I should have avatarfaggoted when I made that post so you wouldn't waste your time trying make pointless posts attempting to convince someone who has already made their stance clear on the matterI didn't lmao irl when I read "massive benefits" but I did think it was an incredibly funny joke though. If it was a text message you had sent to my phone I would have responded with "lol"
I don't see what's so great about balmung
>>570373565You realize most of those posts are fake right? Nobody cares
>>570373513>>570373619>hanging out in Ul’dah on Balmung and talking in shout is le bad>hanging out in stormwind and talking in trade 20 years ago was le bad>hanging out in Highkeep and talking in ooc 27 years ago was le bad>hanging out at the Wen fountain and talking in say 29 years ago was different even though people were doing the same thing then as they are now
>>570372201Blackspine...
>>570373713i'll be really sad when i miss out on a Redline meetup and the pedophile hosted LOTR marathon
>>570373827>orange name with jeanew
>>570373895you can hang out in ul'dah and chat
>balmung is closed guysBut I can enter at 1pm in the afternoon?
femra friday
>>570373924This but unironically
>>570373829Ah its you. While I admire that you are willing to put a face on bad takes, it doesnt negate the bad takes themselves.
>>570373827this is why we transferred to Balmung
Someone explain to me like I'm a retard why he is losing his mind about $18
>>570373425>Balmung opens>Usual suspects transfer in and make every attempt to justify their -$18>Balmung closes>Six months go by and the usual suspects are now -$36 because they realized that Balmung isn't actually as great as they tried to convince themselves it was>Repeat ad nauseam
>>570373829>This is the kind of person who hates our beautiful homeDo you really wanna be like this guy? The king contrarian?
>>570374015>The fox concocts a scenario about how the grapes might be sour.
>>570373073as opposed to the what, the bit where it's only for erp?
This is what it feels like, to be a femlala in Jenova limsa.
>>570371959do you think isere ties him down when they fuckgiwtwm
>eww why would I talk in blaming that's cringeBrother you are in the blacked eorzea discord
>>570374168Who are you quoting?
>>570374015True we should all go back to Sarg for the like 4th time because contrarianism is the lifeblood of this general
>>570374015laughing at the niggas that transferred to Sargatanas three months ago just to transfer again as soon as Balmung opened
>>570373904>Me when I ROLL UP TO THE THAIS DEPOT to socialize>Some asshole pker just vaporizes me with exevo gran mas vis or if hes feeling rich maybe a SD rune
Fuck it I'm going to blast my clit again and cumNobody at the quicksand wants to do it with a femlala anyway
>>570374168>blamingAutocorrect-kun... stop phoneposting...
BRO MY EIGHTEEN DOLLARS
Can’t really expect much from a general thread full of people deathly afraid of using a voice chat program to do content
>>570371783Do you think solution 9 would have sausage rolls?
>>570373994>>570374075You don't have any actual arguments of merit which is why you and others keep going back to "Oh it's you">>570374082I've seen it happen more times than you can count and personally experienced it first hand when I inevitably left Balmung.
The Bal-Ming dynasty
eighteen dollars just flew over my house
Maemi went to Balmung and got diaped almost a year ago so now Tikaasi has an eternal grudge against Balmung.
my friends left me and I don't have $18
>>570373827how does he run with that swinging around...
Fuck bros, my lunch is gonna cost $18
You faggots really will go around and around on the most inane topics
My femra does this
>>570374489*unzips*
>>570374317We have stated the merits countless times.>DC travel is annoying, so it helps to be on the same DC as someone to send DMs>Balmung has the most events per capita of any server, xivg or not>It has the most social lived in world which matters to most people playing a mmo
can we stop baiting please? we're a neurodivergent community and much of what we say here will be taken seriously.
Just ordered pizza for like $21 that's 3 more than 18
>>570374571No but it's a bad server for nebulous reasons jizzda can't clearly articulate.
>>570374575>neurodivergentYou mean neurospicy
HOW CAN YOU SPEND EIGHTEEN DOLLARS ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE I AM SHAKING
Some of you could stand skipping lunch to save $18 and lose some weight while you're at it
>>570373397Unironically I'm so happy Yoshi-p decided to release BST on my birthday. :3
>spend 18 dollars to never have to DC travel ever againit's a good deal sir
>>570374659The same generic exaggerated reasons about ERP. Yes it does have more erp than anywhere else. But it also has more normal RP events than anywhere else too. And more people willing to just 'exist' in a game world.
>>570374529It's a sight to see isn't it?
>>570359732>>570359732>>570359732>>570359732Recycle
It says here that you are owed $18. Care to elaborate?
If “congestion” was just a DT era scheme (invented by Kate because she hates gamers), why would you want to *live* there? It’s the Thailand of servers, go, get your dick sucked, then leave the lowlanders and ladyboys to return to a good server?
>>570374510which would you rather have: $18 lunch or $18 to have your character stored on a different server?
>>570374659ntj but personally i don't see a single benefit the world actually does have as someone who doesn't have an interest in erpthe housing market there also sucks ass
>>570374571I lived on Balmung for years. Absolutely none of that is true.
>don't go to balmung stay on my world >I can't have you join my FC because you're an xivgger though >you can't join any of my open functions though in game>but you can be a guest in the FC discord where we won't invite you to anything and we use you like a clownBut it's much better than being in that cringer server isn't it?
>>570369251Is there a reason behind this or is it just coincidence?
>>570375151I wouldn't know I've never experienced anything even remotely similar to this.
>>570375151If there were other /xivg/ers on Diabolos or Zalera they would be welcome to join my FCs, but I also don't trust you fags to not just steal all of my stuff and dismantle my Submarines.
>>570371008lol good post