>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3rfUC80DE >Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Patch 7.51 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c46881a31a2c90d0965493c921b434eca09113f8>Make it Rain Campaign: May 29 - June 24https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/the_make_it_rain_campaign/NX0yR0viwE>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• June 12, 3:00 PM EST | VGL Cytube | /xivg/ divegrass game 2 >>570329293 • June 14, 4:00 PM EST | Balmung, Goblet W13 P12 Room 1 | Poker Meet >>570254294 Previously:
My femlala does this to other femlalas...
no (you)s last thread... my femra's really gotta up her game...
>>570359897No wonder my femlala’s socks keep going missing….
Do you like bunnies?
the fuck is going on why does no one say hello and thanks at the end of dungeons? they were just a week ago
$18
>>570374668Yes
>>570374874They do on crystal just saying
>>570374894AIEEEEEE
balmung opening has been DIRE for my wares selling
>>570374874Zoomers happened
>>570362708"Upping your game" better not be harassing our poor sunnies, please leave them alone.
Name a XIV scenario in which this appliesHard mode: Don't say "Balmung"
I sometimes fat finger I'm going ahead! instead of Good Game!
post f3mra-gamras
FAVORTIE FIDIDIES???
>>570374967balmung
>>570374894NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>570374571>>It has the most social lived in world which matters to most people playing a mmoBalmeme is utterly dead outside of the main cities, most of them haven’t even finished the game.
>>570374967lalafell
i considered myselfa child of man, thereforei called myself a child of mani considered myselfa child of man, thereforei remained in the world of children of menand forgot myself in mystery-strewing wisdom
>>570374967Raiding
Tantalus...
>>570375005my own
>>570375005that one with the big bobers and homophobic eyes
I say with deathly seriousness that something about just being on Balmung invokes some primal need to socialize. It feels like the only people on my list who actually reach out are the ones on Balmung. And yes before you ask I do make attempts to talk to and do stuff with the people on the other servers in my DC. But they practically never reciprocate. Must be something in the water here. Either way I have never regretted playing on a RP server in mmos.
>>570375005not mine
>>570375057And a ching chong to you
>>570374967Lb14
>>570375005mine
>>570375024Not true at all, I constantly run into people doing FATEs in the overworld while I'm out gathering.
my fiddie's name is something totally unsexy like sokgut kharhagseg
glad all the schizos left for balmung makes me hopeful about hosting more meetups elsewhere now, knowing they won't come
>>570374668I really want to breed this rabbit!
>>570374967lalafell.raiding.
>>570374978For what purpose....
>>570374967PvP
>>570374967Unironically lalafell.>Ew gross we dont want lalas at our events>Okay we will make lala events then>wtf thats racist you cant make events that exclude people, let us in
>>570374967XIV becoming mod/cheat friendly
>>570374571>DC travel is annoying, so it helps to be on the same DC as someone to send DMsyou can send DMs to friends on the same DC, and CWLSs exist>>Balmung has the most events per capita of any server, xivg or notno it doesnt>It has the most social lived in world which matters to most people playing a mmono it doesnt
>>570374874I say ggs not thanks
>>570375157Now why would you say that.
>>570375005eu tomboy
>>570375203I feel this way about raidloggers leaving my DC and going home. They are weeds choking the life out of aether
>>570374874The best you’re getting out of me is a “Hello o/“ and a “ggs tyfp :D”
>>570375257NTA but I like seeing pretty femra. Please post her.
>another week of sour grapes Balmung whining because of a hotfix
>>570375291that doesnt make any sense it just sounds like you wanted an excuse to call mods cheats
The Sward lost a real one today
>>570375057Which build are you playing during this PoE league?
>>570374969Fat fingering this goblins backdoor when I'm giving her backshots
>>570375203This is the most grape coded post ive read in ages>Anyone who leaves Wyoming aint my friend!!
>>570374874i saw i got you in my party and hate you
>>570359732Lahabrea was also mentally retarded
>CWLSI'd rather be in an FC with them.
>>570375298>no it doesntyes it does>no it doesntyes it does
>>570375203I wish DC travel got removed, making alts on other servers to attend meetups was fun
>>570375298Its just not the same not being in the same physical space as someone else's character. It feels less personal. You denying the other two points means this conversation is over and now hidden/filtered.
>>570375470>entire expansion is called Heaven's Sward>we never find out what the heaven's sward isshit writing desu
f-frick balmung!!>wastes hours of their life attempting to lifestream in during congestion every day
>>570375474I don't play Peepo Oopo Eepo.
>A lot of people transfer to balmung or make alts there>Some people here absolutely lose their minds even if it doesn't affect them in any wayWhat causes this behaviour?
Getting a lot of season 1 yotsuba vibes from the balmung shilling ngl
>>570375203Sis…Balmung natives are the ones that would always go to meetups since they can traveler anywhere and get back in just fine.It’s always the people who aren’t native that complain about meets because they don’t want to lose their spot.
>>570359732I don't understand Elidibus' 2deep4u last words
What do modbeasts do when mods are down? Just not log in so no one sees their vanilla character?
What if I took you on a date to go look at the unkiu class bow in my fabrication station?
I just woke up, what did the maintenance end up fixing?
>>570375646Im not mad at you transferring. Im mad that you're spamming the thread about it.
>>570375280The problem is the biggers who like lalafells, but don’t stand up for them when places exclude them.
>>570375365aether is a ghost town outside of raidnignogs
>>570375697Ultimate stuff
>>570375697Not me…
>>570375365The only reason aether ever had any life was wow refugees
>>570375682they straight up don't log in because they get dysmorphia seeing their unmodded characters
>>570375730You gotta stop calling them biggers dude. You're a grown ass fucking man acting like a literal child.
>>570375730I dont go to any RP events but I would stand up for the lalas if I was there
>>570375448I stopped playing WoW because of prevalent use of addons'cheats by the general playerbaseCame to XIV late HW and now look where the game isLiterally can't play a game without cheaters ruining everything
Good news: Your future wife is waiting for you in this game!Bad news: she's Filipino
>>570375726truuuu let's go back to talking about BBC ravas
>>570375562>yes it doesall the events are advertised on Balmung, never hosted there>yes it doesBalmung is completely dead outside of Ul'dah
anyone on preemal wanna do anything?
>>570375841How is that bad? Are they like the mexicans of asia or something?
>>570375682I hide in my Balmung LB Medium Personal until mods are back on and I can be shredded like a julienne salad again.
>>570375730Stop calling them, biggers bro.Use words like bigga.
Bisquick pizzastone
>>570375841That's just Mexican asian,i fine with that as long as she is fat
have you ever seen what happens to the human body when it gets run over by tank treads
my femezen fanta'd to a malera now we will see who my real friends are
>>570375847>Balmung is dead outside of UldahTourist
>>570375879Want to do WT/rolos before I rot more in cosmic
>>5703756430.5 is a good patch, hop in
>>570375841My future wife is a tiny white woman who laughs at my dumb jokes and lets me take naps in my recliner with the cats
>>570375847Like 80% of xivg events prior to DT were on Balmung. Obviously the fake congestion threw a wrench in things and demoralized the people wanting to host there, but if they keep it turned off after cross DC its gonna pick up right again.
>balmunglers as usual thinking they and their server is more important than it actually istale as old as time
>>570375817Blow it out your ass
>>570375730https://youtu.be/Ggetic8wRfA
>>570375971sure
>still buttmad that he doesn't have 20 bucks to move his stupid character
>>570375835yeah that still doesnt make sense you didnt make your own place and no one started playing because they felt excluded by people not using addons youre just a retard with a victim complex
>>570375915this creature is for anal gaping, like the bizarrely gigantic anal gaping, stuff you find in weird twitter fetish corners
My femra OTR
After EW launch ,I don't understand why would anyone still like being in Balmung.The game probably will never see those numbers again, but i will not risk it.
>>570376149Aw shucks
>>570376141I made an alt because I'm not retarded.
Norwood woodstone
>>570374967Lalafell 100%
you couldnt pay me to move to a server that doesnt play the game like balmung
Dude I'll pay for your transfer just please stop crying for the love of everything that is holy.
>>570376206My miera on the right
>>570376125meet me in levi uldah next to the mogtomes moogle
>>570374967the mahjong clique being all femlala until interlopers started trying to shove themselves in
>>570375968go anywhere on Balmung that isn't Ul'dah and the same place on any other NA server>>570376010>xivg eventskeep moving the goalposts
>>570376304Its always the edgy sounding contrarians
>>570376141i have 2 houses and a bunch of friends on my server though why would i transfer over there and start fresh when i can just travel over when there's actually a reason to
We need more xivg events and meetups
the funniest part is that balmung was still open for transfer before and after this hotfix, they just turned new character creation on again
>>570376335omw
>>570376010I have been playing since SHB released and there is no amount of real life money you could pay me to make me want to hang out in balmung Ul-dahI would sooner quit playing the game and become a full on normie than hang out with 3rd world gooners and troons talking about shit I don't want to hear about.
Want a kiss kiss?
>>570376271Baldwick balddome
no one who plays the game plays on balmung its that simple
You will now remember today is Friday
>>570376271my bemoustached meen looks like that irl and ingame (he wears a cap everywhere he goes)
>be me>Be Balmunger>Visit other areas sometimes >Dead as hell>Red chairs everywhere >Talk in day people will target you, but don't say anything >Dungeons dead quiet>Go back to balmungI can see why a lot of you niggers are unsocial and unironically other game if you play like that 24/7. Sheesh.
>>570375097We get it, you're an obsessed tranny he ditched after he got an eb
>>570376438Lets have a Frontline meetup on a good Frontline day (not shitter day)
>>570376426this kills the (former) permatraveler. imagine being unable to make friends on your home world so you needed to go to balmung lmao
>>570376359>Nooooo you can't play (Game mode) unless you're THIS raceI hate lalafell so fucking much, dude
>>570376365This logic makes no sense. The reason Balmung has a little less in Limsa and Gridania is because said people are in Uldah. And its Uldah has like 10x as many people. Like you can barely step 10 feet without unloading and loading new people.
>I think Blamung sucs!
Yeah sure whatever, but what is going on over there?
I am 100%, officially, unequivocally tired of:>Horror/gore/murder/blood in games>Depression/mental illness/ptsd in movies/tv shows>People making being tired or sleepy their entire personality>Everyone scorning sincerity and optimism, and being a sarcastic, sardonic, miserable prick all the time>Everyone broadcasting their mental problems and misery 24/7 to everyone they meet>People openly admitting to being degenerate druggies and porn addicts/whores
Is it too late to make a shotalander on Balmung?
>>570375879i havent done my frontline yet where yall niggies at
>>570376576>this is like manual breathing for NEETsBrother I’ve known this since 5 am.
>>570374668Silence..... And accept ear scritches from my rava... This goes for all viera.. you are not safe and I shall deathroll viers today. Losing makes you insta get ear rubbed.Also can anyone tell me what they did with the update from last night?
>>570376713post his cock when you do
>>570376475Anon character creation is just limited by current server activity. It never gets manually turned off until the server is locked entirely from transfers too.
>>570376691Want a kiss kiss?
>>570376723just popped, we can grab you after
>>570376680it does you should all hold /xivg/ events not on balmung and start congregating on primal instead of crystal
>>570376317we know jean
just dont transfer to Balmung bro you dont need to keep lamenting about it
>>570376691ok nigga want a medal?
>>570376691Same sis but it's the world we live in these days. Everything is some fucking post ironic meme where no one can be genuine and everything has to be played off like a joke.
>>570376691is it me.
>>570376359femlala mahjong players are the grays thoughbeit
>>570376581if this thread is indicative of the kind of person who plays on balmung its a good thing that you freaks are separated from normal peopleill just play on a crystal server with normal people instead
>>570376687That's the NA LGBTQ+ server. It filled about an hour after 7.51 went live.
>the schizo without $18 is a hermanook everything makes sense now
>>570376829Not that faggot
>>570376492>troons talking about shit I don't want to hear about.Balmungers will try to sell this to you as a positive as "le zoo so funi" while also complaining about how those people never stfu
>>570376359>>570376903Same shit happened with CC.
Why do Balmung trannies always have the same personality? Always into Warhammer, always into anime music, always into strategy games, always a stupid ass name like Lilith, Nyx, Alice or Seraphina or some shit, etc...
When is the Rising again?They put story skips for sale there ,right?
>>570376365I see blitzball games, random caravan travelers, tournaments, people hitting training dummies in villages, people on dates on balmung At best on my time in zalera, the only time I saw people outside the cities were to silently run Fate trains in northern thanalan, Coethas central highlands, and outer las ligma.
>>570376875I want to put out cigarettes on her tongue
>>570376713You have presumably until .55 to make characters or transfer.
>>570377041No one has ever cared about what race someone plays in CC.
If my eb actually looked like this and did this I would be too busy cuddlehumping her to complain about the state of her room
>>570376961i'm from balmung and i fully endorse a server from primal being the new social hub for /xivg/
>>570377054Damn same in EU actually
you should, in fact. Join me on mateus instead.
>>570376903>>570377041this is what the kids call a truth nuke
>waahh wahh the people who dont like me are making me feel bad stopppp dont say those mean things about my server! common balmungler L
>>570374967every non-standard job including summoner, paladin, and black mage.
>>570377041the femlala clique were also the greys in CC though
>>570376837Look all im saying is the few people who actually did ID themselves as Balmung haters were like the worst scumbags here
Is there really no new pov+? It was such a cool mod I'm surprised no one picked it up.
>>570376687No one care, we're talking about Balmung right now
So what caused this Balmung melty, who transferred?
>>570376691FFXIV?
>>570377157Why?
>>570377157>server is literally called mate us>it's not the ERP serverThis is a travesty
>>570377143>Everyone wants a hot partner with mental issues until its time to actually address the mental issues
>>570377192I know, that's why I said the same shit happened with CC.
>>570377274Pegarian Id
>>570377089I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!! Genuinely so curious what that's like in real life I mean I know what a cigarette burn feels like additionally how saliva assists with it but. Hm. when I was a kid I used to eat the ashes from incense burners so I think it'd be a fun experience.
>>570377036>Balmungers will try to sell this to you as a positive as "le zoo so funi"I FUCKING LOVE CONSTANTLY BEING ANNOYED BY PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE HOLY SHIT. I LOVE BEING ANGRY AT ALL TIMES SO FUCKING MUCH ITS UNREAL.
>>570377158why'd you post a picture of a rock with an outfit loadout next to it?
>>570377274Meg
>>570376359literally the only person i've ever seen posting about mahjong in here was that one femra and i assume the femlala pushed her out because i haven't seen a post from them in like a year
Yo /xivg/, just posting to let you know we're up for our second divegrass game of VGL26! We're up against /ksg/, it's a bit unknown what they're going to do, but a win here will confirm our advancement if we pull it off.You can watch here:https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>570377362>when I was a kid I used to eat the ashes from incense burnersThat explains a lot...
Stop talking about Balmung stop spamming the thread let's talk about futas instead I'm losing my mind for no reason whatsoever it doesn't affect me I just want to be angry I think!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA!!!!
Might transfer to Balmung
>>570377354>>570377424that's it? who cares
>>570377386This is one of the primary reasons I left Balmung. I was angry 24/7 just existing on that fucking shithole, and now I'm only angry when I read /xivg/.
>>570377354>>570377424People are melting over a Crystal resident moving to Balmung? Really?
Hi! How are ya?
my femezen mungs bals
>>570377490Honestly it kinda does. I also remember putting a battery in my mouth. Battery acid sucks.
>>570377274this is why im shitting on balmongoloids its so easy to make you piss your pants just by saying balmung bad
>>570377274I saw a few who did. selto, ririni and ophan. funny how all the nicest and most social people made the leap but the haters just seethe.
>>570377274Idk but it's pretty funny
>>570377157mebe meguca mateus? uwu cum MATEus? mateus SEX! meguca mateus matthew 4:11 pupu platter fun cum sex now
>>570377549>>570377529Nothing "started" it, it's the same conversation we've had every time Balmung opens up.
>>570377468femlala mahjong clique would wintrade on dynamis and balmung by queuing as german language only until they all had the mahjong master title and seemed like hot shit when in reality none of them actually know how to, or even like to play.
I don't like playing this game with friends and accommodating to their times, I rather just do roulettes when I want to,I hate idling waiting for people to be ready, that's also why I fucking hate PF
>>570377529>>570377549He has high threadcred
>>570375963Welcome, khagan.
Alliance raid roulette on crystalI'm ready to kick some ass
>>570377598>selto>nicethis is high quality bait, good work anon
>>570375428I'm going to wait for a femra friday anchor instead
>>570377335>addressing the mental issueswhat are you, some kind of faggot control freak that wants to "change" people? i just want to pump her womb full of semen and make her a mother.
my femezen is
>>570375963you fucked up, my femraen will sexpest you now
yay
>>570377504Same
>>570377569the only people pissing their pants are the new transfers
>>570377791Good dog
i love being juuuuuust enough out of the blast zone to get a front row seat for all this silliness
>"I want to be abused and mistreated"*yawn*Just die already. Please. Rid the world of your tedious existence. You know what's counter-culture now? You know what's exotic and spicy? "I want to be treated nicely and with kindness". Try adopting that as your personality you boring fucking waste of space.
>>570377723You look more like you’re ready to suck some dick.
WHAT I LEARNED ON /xivg/ IS
>>570377274https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/freecompany/9236179148295278664/member/
>>570374668They are BIS for my male character's willy
Can I buy these via PF? How much people do usually charge for?
>>570377826wrff
>>570377841stop vagueing poyo
>>570377806>old munglers have heard it all and are desensitized to itmakes sense
>>570377873bald = evil
>>570376687The best server on NA
>>570377726>selto>not niceAny proof? Any receipts?
>>570377873Right click the gil icon on your UI
>Balmung is the social hub!>in reality.>Can I get a #176 with extra jiggle physics with a side of porn fog and goon language please.>Oh also slap on that ram ruining porn fog for me.
>>570377898you can but people usually charge a retarded amount
>>570377873ERP meetups good, gameplay meetups bad.
i shrimply visit all 4 DCs to go wherever my friends are hanging out at, and other times make them come to mine and so on
>>570378049Yeah yeah "its all gooning" we have heard the meme
I'm transferring from PS5 to Switch 2 as soon as this shit gets in it
Can I get a #176 with extra jiggle physics with a side of porn fog and goon language please.
Will you be on tonight?
It's a crime viera don't have tails
>>570378015SELTO ONCE USED AN ELIXER WHILE ON TOP OF MY CORPSE IN PVP(We were ratting it out in spawn and he had no MP left)
i am the rikka of /xivg/
sorry i'm going to play with her
Femra festive Friday
post lalafell of the left lala variety
>>570377873Ppl really like sphene
>>570378049you don't have to join public syncshells and stand by the bench anon
>>570377889literally who
>>570378049>Balmung is le porn server!>Cum plap sex rape!>It's actually a normal, active, social (if normoid) serverJust say you don't have $18 dude, I'll pay for your transfer
who cares, transfer if you wanna or don't.how the fuck do you make this a problem and how's it even a topic.retards
>>570378156I will. What time are you thinking? Like how many hours from now?
>>570378156I will be on unless PF manages to break my spirit
>>570378015anon stop i already told you good job, you're killing it with the bait today
>>570377873balmung bad, but everyone should transfer because yeah
>>570378231it's people shitposting, then people shitposting in response, then the first people pretend that the second people were serious and shitpost back and nobody is serious at all probably
>>570374668builded for my catboy BWC
>>570378193*spits in your mouth*
>>570374967male meetups
>>570377723I actually do my roulettes on Crystal now because on Aether the runs are all too easily finished. On Crystal alliance raids I'm seeing mechanics I haven't seen since Stormblood and I like it like this. The dailies take longer but feel more fun and less formulaic.
>When the lvl 2 goon alt doesn't have /hum/ to fuck my fat hroth properly
>>570378317>Literally can't back up his own wordsSad!
>>570378231I don't have $18
>>570378193*hides your post*
>>570378184it's good desu, tails ruin glams in this game
>>570378151will you b- I hope you'll be showing your pussy tonight baybe, cause I'll be wanking my cock when you get fackin nakey
>>570378224>It's actually a normal, active, social (if normoid) serverI literally just logged on.
So macchi doesn't have 18 dollars to return to balmung?
Fatty Friday post some fatties!
>>570378469this commitment is so admirable anon. i wish more were like you
>>570374967Literally PvP
>>570378523>jenova
Miloslav Blazena@Balmung
>>570377329It’s your best bet if you want hetero erp
>>570378259Hmm... 7 hours from now?
>>570378556all cops are bolice XD
>>570378579another schizo enters containment
>>570378556people pay 18 dollars for this?
>>570378470ask your mom or something
>>570378523>jenovaoh nonononono jevova bros?
>>570378572>Welcome to Balmung!
My favorite CC moment>People hate on Otis for playing gnb. Which was broken at the time>He stops playing it, because he doesn't want to ruin it for other>Swaps to VPR >See an uptick of AST/BLM in CC calls
If you can't spare $18 for a single payment, then maybe, MAYBE you have bigger problems than what server you play a MMORPG on, just saying
>>570378591Yeah, I’ll be online. See you when I see you, dove.
>>570374874I've genuinely never said hello or thanks at the end of the dungeon.
>>570375595honestly true
>didn't get an invite for the ceremonyWell then.
I'M NEVER GOING TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR /C/ SO PUT IT IN YOUR SEARCH INFO OR FUCK OFF
>>570378663you can't afford 18 dollars?
>>570378572>>570378678and yet they went to balmung to advertise hmmm curious