>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>league nanahttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UvDvHAS0L7XbYmcQZCQfJATOK3_Fqwo2sWX6VY8kMvA/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1q966qVcYL3EjGuY5ed4r5YiDz3ckhYwYQzKa4JJYZQ4/>league sitehttps://repo.riichi.moe/league/7/>fantasy leaguehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KZ8FWGnlxQSKjxD9uUKrgWHTzR0Nqsk_Huu-k1gDP5Q/>league intro singuphttps://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/_86LX-JS8QTkH5V
kyaputen...just this once. let me go all out just this once. my teammates need me. I won't hold back, this is it..this is my final departure.
Dutch Stream!!!!Jullie zijn allemaal welkom om naar de competitie te kijken vanPinfu Phalanx523.2(0)Tetsumo Musume146.1(0)Nekoronica-326.2(0)Ya-Ku-Oh!-383.6(0)https://youtu.be/iAmLCYebD5I Met gezelligheid en frikandellen!!!Nu met plaatje!
>>570376063Retardchama, your previous thread link?
Think not lightly of good, saying, “It will not come to me.” Drop by drop is the water pot filled. Likewise, the wise man, gathering it little by little, fills himself with good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNRXuiXeAMQ
how is dutch even real
WC 2026 match: Canada vs Bosnia-Herzegovina
>>570376250you're lucky that I like dutch
>>570376250I could go for like 10 stroopwafels right now
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/souzuTable B streamKOROMO NO CHIIKAN VS THE GREAT /out/DORAS VS TENPAI PRISON VS RIICHI THE ROCK!
PREVIOUS THREAD>>570289390
Table B /out/ernative stream!https://www.twitch.tv/roleplaytoUnironically lostichihime-2.png.
>>570376275Bandora bandits?
>>570376180>train arc has just beganholy fucking kino...
>raped and forced to derank again by people with way, way less gamesMahjong is too depressing, if you don't have the gene you just can't compete
>>570376640Our youtube uploader is at work or something, please understand.
https://www.twitch.tv/monsieurmyst
>>570376293Apparently the Flemish Dialect is even more fucked to listen to because it's very similar to EnglishIt's like listening to English but as a non English speaker
>>570376275
TRAINS MENTIONED!!!!
>>570376250>eastern european accent>dutchhuh?
I love dumpert.nl
>>570376883idioot.
>>570376805>四段 R1800+>上級shameful behavior
Depending on the outcome of this game, Jane may be going on another walk
>>570377448what
is someone using the forbidden skin
@TO can you penalize a*** for using that garbage skin
Watching this adept like a hawk.
Rode bondesput?
>>570378128a hawk? you too, huh
>>570377465
>oh mein gott
der cuckstoel is nog vrij
GO STEVE BRO GOOOOOOO
>>570376941
>>570378652Overhearsend Wind???
Nucken in die Kucken!
Kies mijn nmooiste kant.
>>570378739What's wrong with the left one always making that stupid pose?
>table is dutch nomi
rinshanbros...
At least let him reach yakuman tenpai.
>being forced to learn dutchAIEEEEE MAKE IT STOP
>>570376805Say "Coucou" in chat
>>570376558don't get run over you chibinigger.
TOkeks...
Stop luckshitting, thanks.
The dutch just sounds like normal ESL commentary to me since they still use Japanese terms
this sakura just crawled out of the dirt and hes about go back in again...
Your 567 ssk sword slut?
Missed 567 ssk tsumo for a gay shanpon
swordkeks...
neigh
>>570381369U-UNICORN PRIEST?
What's the mortal rating of this cat and is he better than Botzyn?
Are the lower teams actively trying to feed the top 2?
>saint timed out on an easy discard What did he mean by this
rinshan bros...
TO, STOP RIGGING
P*n*s
TOWHAT IS THISWHAT IS THISWHAT IS THISINVESTIGATE THIS TOINVESTIGATE HIMWHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK
This outdoor stream has taken a depressing turn
WRONG TURN DOWN A ONE WAY STREET.
>>570377465He might be gone for good now
>>570382972Which one?
>>570382972?
>another koromo luckshitting session Boring ahh script, just cut the league short and give em the crown
>>570377465Jane will be sleeping with the worms now, he knew.
>>570383319>>570383383I just wanted to say it.
>cutting the 8s instead of the 0p
Why is this stream so homoerotic
Double first during US and AUS hours will bring us back
wtf dont drive and commentate please
Sänk ju for träveling.... wis Deutschee Bahn.
Rip deer
that's my steveptain
anon maybe you shouldn't drive and have your phone out
I drive with my cock out
is dying in an accident while streaming considered OC?
>>570376558This looks very unsafe
mahjong soul in one hand, beer in the other, steering with the knees
>>570384309
>>570384420yuzu-0.png
>>570379016I'm afraid you're not white if you don't get it...
Wait this guy signed up as saint and he's M1?
This level of insanity from roleplayTO is what life is all about
What is nyagger even DOING
>>570384767
>>570384878Who?
>>570384420What? You're driving while watching League? And is that some kind of projector system?
>>570384878>almost made it to S2
>>570384878Jane investigate
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO INVESTIGATE THE NYAGGER
>>570384834Greeks be like that
>Dolor y gloriacynthia-7.png
>>570384878
>>570384767He's living proof that anyone can luckshit to saint given enough time
Q BROSWHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING
Bring back the other steve
>>570384878>E3 to S1 to E3
stevetard
>go out>see a deer>want to fuck it and then eat it
u wot
>>570385765living proof that you can win in league while still playing like an absolute buffoon
can we introduce a 5minutes drink break between east & south for our players
>>570384878sus
so this guy can random walk to s1 to e3 but TheCount is a cheater? haha please let me back into league
>>570386197Hello kraut
>>570386240its in the course of 3k games sir.
>>570386240if you looked at his stats while he was saint, he literally had e3 stats.
My money is on Steve. I sbelieve!
>>570386197sometimes i wish it had this in ranked, for those games where you get stuck in a painfully long hanchan with lots of repeats and need to pissi usually try to rush a riichi so i can try to quickly piss before the round ends
>>570386198Perfectly normalOne day he'll reach escape velocity WAGMI
>>570386197This is why I always have a bottle with me, it helps you stay hydrated and you can always piss in it. I learned this the hard way after I had to urinate in my favourite coffee mug
>>570386478Digital Mahjong is for tablets
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>570376063Link the previous thread, idiot.>>570289390
Not a single deserved Steve win
>>570386478just piss in a bottle
>>570387084>plays like shit>still winsI kneel...
You may have lost biggly, but your maka score is good, and that's all that matters!
Be there!!!
I can't believe I'm losing to these fucking retards
>>570387269NOOO ANON NOT LIKE THAT YOU'LL GET BANNED IF YOU TYPE IT NORMALLY
>>570387393Just luckshit better
>>570387269basedfuck all steves, cringelords ruin everthing
>>570387341What the fuck is daburii cure, we don't have a team like that
>fuck steveGladly
>>570387341>He actually just put Tyler there because no one on my team can confirm who is playing Let's fucking go
>>570376275Well, that video aged like milk
>>570387609That's not a good thing
one or two games. 2/4Majsoul Friends Room 22646(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=22646
>>570388061There's like a 95% chance I sleep through my alarm or stop it and close my eyes again, I hope someone is awake to play
>>570387269>>570387504>>570387576AHEMBEHEAD STEVES (except for the one on my team)
Majsoul Friends Room 91212(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91212Asura prep for the tourneyTryhard ari
How do the kodomos have so many luckshitters
>>570376558https://www.twitch.tv/roleplayto/clip/TemperedNiceSrirachaAMPTropPunch-C5T3e-qFh4fGmFqa
'biki on the right
>>5703880853/4!11
>>5703885142/4!
fkc you lcukshtistt4e
The Mentanpinmates 12 Monkeys stream is starting now!!! at https://cytube.implying.fun/c/souzu
>>570388085started
>q Steve when bad luck >oops I dc'd and it won't let me back in, guess you need a sub/restart >q Steve when good luck >everything works fine wowee
>>569919331Team Nekoronica here, back with another entry from our dollhouse at the end of the world, as well as another full-res version of one of the gothic lolita character portraits everyone drew! (Kyaputen tried his best okay)https://team5diary.neocities.org/06We still fight by the way.
>>570388514Closed (because i missclicked)
>>570388850Not started11111 Stop spreading misinformation
>>570388954
another outstanding newspost
>>570388604this seems a little unsafe...
>>570388085started! thxs for joining
>>570389026fuck you
>>570389217you should have believed me instead of a fatefag
>>570388219Hello? Where the fuck is the Maitetsu sing up? The Trainroll singup? You niggers would rather "sing" Thomas the tank engine and some slurred ESL garbage than those classic train songs? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGERS
>>570388992its sovlful
I don't think the thomas the tank engine theme has words
Oh yeah you think Steves are lucky? If I roll anything except 7, then you apologize to me.
>>570389504*ding ding*
>>570389574sugoi!
check this out evens kms odds kms 0 jong
Double steve first Kneel
>>570388992Actually my favorite OC from this league, cause I'm an unc and people making randomass neocities sites about obscure topics they're into is peak fucking nostalgia and pure sovl. Keep doing your thing.
>>570389758do a flip
Reinas are THE unluckiest jyanshi, crippled legs mean crippled hands
are thirdies actually commentating while driving cars around?
>>570389758NOT ON MY WATCHSTEVE NO JUTSUCONVERT K TO LEVENS LIVE YOURSELFODDS LOVE YOURSELF0 jongREEEEEEROOOOOOLLLLLLL DA
>>570388840add my high quality emote edit
Check this outUhhhh 9
>>570389882She doesn't have crippled legs
8
>>570389362SEX with HACHIROKU
>>570386452he lied
Ok now this time for real.352
>>570390297i would cut the 5
67
>>570390481Noobs
bit optimistic there steve
Bravo
0
here you go steve
BELIEVE IT!If this is post nr. 570390609, then the whole thread will die.
stevebros.... they are laughing at us....
>feeder teams double feed
570390725
>>570390753I miss TB bros
>>570390847>told someone to get cancer and die >he, himself, gets cancer and dies
>>570390989many are saying this
>>570390989>tell anons to kill themselves>
>>570391137Kill yourself.
I don't know how to play mahjong I just use the anime girls to cum
0 and I kill myself
>>570391423You are the only winner in mahjong
>>570391423zamn mahjong soul is finally playable
>>570391423
>>570391423Imagine if mjs did this with Momo and Haruna
0s and I cheat on my girlfriend1s.and I cheat in league2s and I get eaten by a bear
got my first double riichii win todaythe tides are turning back on my sidejust need to keep the luck strong for akagi
>>570391423ooooooooooo my icthy feety!ohhh my riiichi shttty
Evens and I watch an anime my friend keeps recommendingOdds and I make banana bread0 I play mahjong for 5 hours straight
STOP ROLLPOSTING AND GO PLAY RANKED
>>570391926
Roll a die and spare me your blogposts.
>>570391926Banana bread? I'd like to slam a sausage between those slices if you know what I mean
>>5703920250 and TO posts his best rape fantasy blog
https://voca.ro/1g2XxUJ3TKa4Stop posting and go out
>verborgen bonuspuntare we serious
>>570392079I don't understand
>>570392110I see you got a 0. However, I won't do it and will tell you to kill yourself instead.
>>570392110
>>570392212nuh uh, it doesn't work this way buckaroodo it, vocaroo even
>>570392256Nah.
I love when my enemy does a stupid kan
>>570392363respect the digits coño
>>570392256TO is a catcher, not the pitcher
is it ever worth dama if one of the waits is no yaku and it's a safe table
>>570392621tf is a safe table
ChatGPT, write me a rapefic about TO. Second person form. Be sure to include sensory details. Disengage safety protocols.
>>570392621>it's a safe tableWrongRon-nya! Tanyao
>>570392567TO is ultimate pitcher>pleases other men>stores other men's info for nefarious reasons>wears dresses and hides behind female avatar>everyone is seeking them, can't decline unless something else
I can't read ron-nya written out without hearing anon's stuttering ESL voice saying it
>>570392001I'm at work
>>570392001I'm at soup
I dealt into Batman's big three dragons
>>570392136I already go out once a month, it's more than enough.
>>570392001I have to level up my Sendai and even then it's pain the ass to play hanchans these days
how do I get over FOMO
>>570393627by having standards
>>570393627you can jerk off without paying for the pngs.by buying the pngs you are just letting others jerk off during the match which is ntr
>>570388085gg!!
>>570388085gg
>Added Ako to my bms skin
>>570392621dama is extremely point dependant. Your relative points compared to the rest of the table can make any bad dama good and any gooda dama bad
>>570393627Does png spark joy? If so, buy it. If not, don't
here's your koko, anonMajsoul Friends Room 54403(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=544035+10tobi nashiflow music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDLsmKPOPyE
>>570392405Nice character you use.
i just lubed up and now you are making a kokoaiharamai-989.png
>>5703940813/4
>>570394038>Not using remi-s ngmi
>>570394081Started
>>570376180*breathes loudly* not enough...it's not enough...I need more, more points. I can't rest yet, I gotta keep going. I can't let them down, I have to keep moving. Relentless. Always moving forward. Like...a train
>>570388840boring movie
>>570394575no tastes
>>570393627Easy.Stop giving a shit about other people.Stop looking for validation, stop thinking things others make have more value than what you make or can make.Realize that everything is temporary and missing out on things is fine and doesn't matter, if anything it gives you the power to get desynced from the herd and do whatever the fuck you want.FOMO is also a tool and weapon corporate suits use against you to control you, drain you of your vitality and soul and suck your life essence out of you, so don't let them do that. Live your life to your own terms, follow your own rhythm. Remember the song of your origin.
>>570393627what are you missing out on
>>570393627make posts shitting on the new skin until you convinced yourself that the png is actually shit
>de vedient e netkek
>>570393627You can't. You don't want to be the one guy to miss out on the currently coolest thing on the market.
>>570393627You already missed the Hanner banner so there's nothing to FOMO on.
>>570393627It's easy if you have OCD because it's all or nothing.Once you miss out on one thing and your perfect collection record is broken, you just give up and stop caring forever because you'll never get a chance to fill that hole ever again. So you don't ever think about trying anymore.
I could be an alcoholic/drug addict paying child support but instead I buy pngs from fuji
>>570394318Remi-S is soulless. Play a real skin.
Should I go to a con or have kids taken over
>>570396021Are you going to saw con?
>>570376558VOD: https://youtu.be/Rwvwe6rSLFY
>>570396328who the hell is steve jobs
Dealer baiman? U wot? I'll deal in instead.
Hi /mjg/
are this bitch and the nun cardinals?
>>570397772Yeah, unlike Steve the dweeb
>>570397768motherly kid
>>570397882that's what I was thinking. These girls being cardinal, make Steve such a thirdwheel lol.
Nun masturbates to herself with the wishing stones she got from duping steve so many times
>>570398054can I save this wallfloer, I really like this picture.
>>570394081gg dude
>>570394081GGs anonsback to 2/4
>>570398287Commission this
>>570394081still 2/4
>>570397768
>>570398346you can, mate
>>5703940813/4 waiting for (You)
>>570398764Thanks buddy.
>>570395996I'll just play real iidx if I want a skin
>>570398896I like the variety of bms
>>570394081Started again
>>570398364Literal Who here, I'll draw this later.
>>570397768sex
>client doesnt load fast enough for me to join
>>570396920I rewatched Watchmen today after a decade, and Rorsch-ACK comes off as a genuinely good guy that is simply a bit unhinged because of his traumatic past. The comicbook one felt completely different. I'm a bit sad for Alan Moore getting all of his writing raped into oblivion by Hollywood retards.Mahjong.
Just dealt into a riichi'd 13 oprgansAMA
>>570399764what's it like playing in silver room?
13 organs
>>570399804I kinda like it here
Just ron'd someone with riichi 13 oprgansAMA
>>570399946How many terminals did you discard before declaring?
>>570400058Probably about 6-7
ATTENTION TEAMMATESTHERES A SMALL CHANCE THAT I MIGHT GRINCH BURGER HOURSI CANT LOG INTO MY IRC RIGHT NOW EITHERTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER
>>570400384Don't worry! I will take your place and grinch for you!
>>570400384It's alright I'm grinching EU1
does the game add fake delays to hide if someone is hesitating on chi/pon calls?
>>570400569Yes just like tenhou, usually on dora/honors
>>570400569Yes
>>570400384friendlies fight club...
>>570400607>>570400610How does IRL mahjong even works for calls?
>>570399396Alan Moore was already seething over Rorschach's fanbase before the movie. Hollywood twisting the knife makes it even funnier.
>>570400384There aren't any burger sessions tonight though? It's tomorrow...
>>570400760You wait to chii if you're polite to give the pon guy enough time
>>570400792True...
>>570400792WHY don't they take my capeshit cartoon seriously??? It's ART, ok???
>>570400760Pon takes priority over chi. You are supposed to wait like 1s before calling chi to allow anyone else to call pon. If you draw a tile then no one can't call the previous tile, but depending on who you are playing with people might be more lenient with late calls.
Why are US games always on the wrong day
>>570401113TO hates burgers in particular
>>570400760First call and if they're at the same time pon takes precedent over chi
>>570401068If you call chi before someone pons, do you both get executed?
>go to pon an honor >kami calls kan
>>570401221Truth is, I've never seen that situation, what happens most of the time if you chi instantly is that there's a pon call at the same time, in that case not only you miss your chi tile, but also you accidentally give away info about your hand, hence why it's also beneficial to you to introduce a slight delay when calling.
>>570401221If you're too late to call pon, sucks to be you. You need to know in advance when you're ponning and to be fast about it. If the guy waits enough before chii and the pon player still isn't fast enough, too fucking bad.
Good day, I hate mahjong.
>>570400971With few exception, capeshit is so fucking mediocre. Every time you hear someone else talk of some character or some event, it sounds cool, but then you look further and you realize it's so fucking flaccid. So many under delivering moments, so much surface level melodrama, and plots with no real meaning. This is mostly due to the way the writing rooms and editing process is done mostly by committee making any ability to have a coherent and realized vision being filtered by cadre of chucklefucks fumbling the ball after the initial draft is made stripping out most of the real meat. Good ideas, good characters, but absolutely mangled execution every time.Once you realize this, the illusion of the hundred year legacy of the titans of the comics industry is actually a facade being held up by moronic fat nerds, young and old, who have never acquired taste past their adolescence. I have more respect to the secondary who goons to Magik getting railed by a horse, than anyone who picks up a comic book unironically with very little exception.Mahjong.
>>570400830In that case this must be my retarded teammate who can't do timezones.
>>570402389She doesn't have the same boob size as the girl on the left
>>570402389Can we fund Okada's plastic surgery campaign to turn her more like her sloppa version?
Of course that nigger faggot kamicha needs all the same tiles and won't give me fuckall to chii. Of course that gay twat toimen has the same yakuhai pair. Of course that cocksucker shimocha is going for somete with my overflown tiles. Of course none of these bitches deal into my hands.
>>570402389What the fuck Poker Frank
>>570400760ron and pon/kan are the only calls you can really miss so just keep those in mind when it isn't your turn
What's got these teams so down?
>>570402814me
>>570402549Rape your kamicha
>>570402814Worst case: You become the Celestial TeapotBest case: You become Dora!Dora!Dora!
>>570402814They just keep feeding the pedos. It's actual collusion.
>>570394081GG never using steve again
Help a nigga out, I got warned on /a/ for asking what's the best way to use AI to read raw manga
>>570394081ggs
>>570394081>ichanten waiting on 6 different tiles>10 turns later still none
>>570403032No! Always belsteve in your jyanshi!
>>570394081My room now.Back to 3/4
I have no faith in my jyanshi whatsoever.
>>570389981addeddidnt want to do it during the movie
ugh I dont feel so good..
>>570403013negro the pedos are pulling two rinshans in the same session, they're just too good
>>570402389absolutely mogged.
>>570402389Looks just like her.
>no one replied to TO's burger janny roll callit's gonna be a good one, boys
>>570394081
>>570376063plip plappers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DUSBncA3RIcynthia-7.png
>>570403530Based
>>570394081started btw
>>570394575You should try Hudson Hawk instead
>>570402389
>>570403796>rayman handbravo sloppers
>>570403796
>>570399396hes a retarded commie so he deserves it
>watch the VOD>commentators from prison teams seething about Koromo teamShould have played better.
>fuck it I'm going to sleep, I hope someone clean it up
>>570402389is this worth playing? isnt all online poker full of cheats?
>>570404935it's so over
looking forward to the session where 3 players from the wrong teams get put in.
>>570403086>Ichanten
My team isn't showing up and I'm not covering for them
I just woke up from the worst fucking League Nightmare>Got double 4th>some anon in the thread offers me a massage>Say yes out of meme>He somehow appears in my room looking like yuzu >I don't think it's gay anymore because he looks like yuzu>after the massage I check the thread and everyone is laughing at me for being a faggot and falling for the old yuzu trick >Not even my teammates are defending me>Have to self exile from the thread and mahjong forever
>>570402389Is Okada a virgin?
>He fell for the ol yuzu trick
>>570405478>He fell for the old Yuzu trick.
>>570405478
get yuzu'd
>>570405478I mean, I'd do it too.
>>570405478I had a dream where I got double 4th and my captain slit my throat and dump my body in a volcano. I don't think I want him to know.
>>570405478THIS NIGGA GOT YUZU'D
>>570405794team 8...
>>570405794
>>570405313Rorschach's Journal. June 13th, 2026: Wanjirou carcass in team IRC this morning, dealt in to a yakuman. This team's afraid of me. I have seen their true faces. The keksperts are glorified adepts and the saints are mortalbots and when the google docs finally drop, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their cheating and blobposting will foam up about their waists and the kyaputan will look up and shout: "Save us!" - and I'll whisper "no."
I have a bad feeling about this upcoming session...
>>570405949The Prophecy will come true
>>570405949Don't worry anon. If you do poorly I'll give you a massage.
>>570405478>he fell for the ol' yuzu trick
>>570405478>Falling for the Yuzu trick in current year
>>570405478>he's that EASY
>>570402814my friends are on the bottom teams so I'm dragging my team down to stay in touch with them
>>570403140don't you mean belbeave?
>>570405478>2022+4>Falling for the yuzu trickISHYDDT
They’re saying it will be the least watched US session in history
>>570407138I heard that there'll be Yuzu massages though.
>>570405478I don't get it, getting a massage from a guy isn't gay
>>570407138No janny No streamers No teams
Lets just make up scores and tell them to the TO later.
>>570394081Ggs
>>570394081gbgs
>>570394081>clownedFinally it ended. I was getting fatigue mid game.
I have hag fatigue
Table A:No Streamers Applied
So it's time to use *THAT*
>>570405478kek
>>570407714It only start in 40 minutes, there's still time to apply.himekawahibiki-12.png
>janny joins irc to tell someone else to janny Brother you're the only one who clocked in
Table Bhttps://live.fc2.com/44803245/Guards of Sekhmet 517.1(0)ダブリーキュア 169(0)Team Carrot: Pretty Riichi 161.4(0)Seikai no Tenbou 99.7(0)
Not my problem
>>570408371
you've still got 24 hours to figure out who will janny the session, what's the rush
Don't stream table A, my anon is shy
https://live.fc2.com/84503510/ table BGuards of Sekhmet 517.1ダブリーキュア 169Team Carrot: Pretty Riichi 161.4Seikai no Tenbou 99.7
>>570407346
>>570408640>>570408371
Would you?
>names
Frank will stream
bros this US session is looking grim
>>570407408Fox onlyFinal Destination
I thank god every day my team isn't being streamed on fc2.
>>570408640racing horses aren't this FAT.
Tile troupe
Would you rather watch fc2 stream or memesura tourney
>>570409371Neither
Mahjongers sans Furiten
>>570409371Memesura
>>570409371memesura
>>570408710>we got this instead of CHika.
>>570409609Pinks lost
>rich people are... LE EVILBeing a landlord is hard work
>>570409609there can only be one
>>570409609I feel your pain
>>570409764And it still hurts!
>>570405478if youre gonna be a faggot then go ahead and hit it are you retarded?
don't be retarded, Chika is in
>>570409609They should have just replaced Kaguya from the Kaguya collab. She is only good for ayylmaoposting these days
Kaiji today
>>570409825She's in, don't be retarded. They'll announce her any day now.
>>570409913Mein fuhrer...
>>570408710But anon, I did in the last game. It's literally positive EV
>>570410008Alright, you have my attention Kaguyafags
I love women so much
which one is the better table to watch
I hate women unless they're hot and into me.
ishigami doko?
>>570410315>he thinks there will be more than 1 stream>he thinks there will be more than 1 table started>he thinks even a single table will be started with the correct teams
I hate women and don't discriminate.
table a doko
>>570410150Oh, you like women, huh? Name 5 of their albums
>>570410595Album 1, Album 2, Album 3, Album 4, Album 5.
>>570408820
>>570410507Burgersisters not like this...
test test US 15 Table A https://www.twitch.tv/yomahjongPinfu Phalanx566(0)Team 6ex Wi7h51.9(0)Friendlies Fight Club-256.6(0)Riichi the Rock!-354.6(0)
>waiting for riichi the reddit playerwaiting for riichi the reddit player>waiting for riichi the reddit playerwaiting for riichi the reddit player>waiting for riichi the reddit player
>>570411202ive been in queue for 30 minutes why are all the jannies intent on benching me
>>570411284THE QUEUE KICKS YOU OUT AFTER TEN MINUTESYOU HAVE TO RE-QUEUE
>>570411284sorry anon, but famous Q is going in
>>570411284Have you told your team this time?
>>570411284RE-Q YOU STUPID MONKEY
>>570411284because you dumbfucks keep sending out two people in the queue every timeand you sign up with a different name than your actual name for no reason
>>570411284retard
>>570411706i signed up with the same one as always this league TO didnt put in the name that i filled into the form
>>570411284why are bocchikeks like this?
SHARETARD
>>570411857it's the baggie sabotaging the jonger team because they're using d*scord
>>570411936based if intentional
>>570411857refusing to communicate with /jong/ is based
My money is on Koito
>>570411936rude if true.
BAN YUZU!!!BAN /jong/!!!BAN /bag/!!!
What is yomah jong
It's not fair
Burger hours are always cursed when I try to play
>males
>>570412387why does her head get bigger
what's wrong with /jong/ again? It's my first league
Hey guys, I am going to go to bed for this US session, but I swear I'll play my games on Saturday.
>>570412453that's what happens when anime characters get angry
>>570412504go and check
>>570412504what isn't wrong with /jong/
>>570412504
>>570412504They like vtumors and vtumors are bad m'kay
>>570412504They actually play mahjong
>>570412675Unironically I bet people here watch more vtubers than /jong/, cause I don't watch any
>>570412504THEY'RE NOT LIKE YOU AND METHAT MEANS THEY MUST BE EVIL
>>570412504what is not wrong with them? is a better question
our celestial in the asura tourney is being asked to check in now
>>570413131Tell yostar it's league time
>>570410595my mom, my sister, my grandma, my other grandma, my high school oral tradition teacher
I prefer jongers to yaoifags
>>570411936correct but the saboteur has more points than most of the team
0 and I add a Q to my name
investigate p***
People in the irc are the same, if not worse then people who use discord. They are just old
>>570413480the boomers in my team are the ones that wanted discord and have reddit tier profiles though
>>570413370he's not been tainted by our jobber aura
>>570412504they want to have sex with children
>>570412504they want to have sex with adult women
>>570412504they want to have sex with (Me)
>>570413684faggots
>>570412504they want to have sex with fat furry cats
>>570412504the vtubers they want to watch dont actually play mahjong anymore and they dont watch those who actually do
>>570413861We don't watch Pippa, we're Pippa a-logs if anything
I thought mjg was better than this. Gender, age, tail and fur status, all of these things don't matter. As long as they're not fat it's okay to have sex with them
>>570413861>phase connect>2026makes sense I guess, what about that one vampire girl kyubi or whatever
>>570414042Gender and fur do matter
>>570412675But we love the crow. We even got her book.>>570413846R***o...
>>570414116O really
We LOVE vtubers here, sirs.
TSUOM!
p*** is pretty good ...
***q is mysteriously lucky...
hmmmm
>still playing 12 hanchans a dayhttps://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/123913910/12
>>570414825STOP THE COUNT!
>>570414825He's moving on without us, cast out and all alone in this world, with his hand against all and all against him. The Disinherited Knight of /mjg/...
>>570414042A little bit of a chubby belly is fine too.
>>570414825he did nothing wrong btw
>>570414825And yet he doesn't have the time to show up and prove to TO he's not Kman?
>>570414825he's just like me frfr
>>570414825>when thecunt plays 12 hanchans in a day it's le bad>but when florg plays 16 hanchans in a day it's totally okay!!!nice double standards faggot
When with 47000 points /jong/ers lose all the time
>>570415843even*
>>570415145Talking to TO is 'anything but mahjong' and I shan't do it
>>570415835It's because he's a pedo and pedos get away with everything
good luck zawa zawa anons
>>570415835He doesn't play 16
>>570415835Give him a pass for using the real time training tool he’s only got 6 months
>>570415835TO!!!! DETECTIVES!!! INVESTIGATE F****!The cunny team is in 1st place. They're obviously cheating.
>>570415835When he does it it's on a deranking stream for everyone to see
>>570416115where telly
>>570415835it was 24
>>570416164Like LuckyL? Ranking up off stream but ranking down on stream?curious...
I think all teams that qualify should be investigated for botting so we don't end up with a nya2cheat situation again.
the s1 to e3 saint plays 25 a day
>>570416318luckyl streamed his rank up
>>570416461Uh sorry team but I need us to not qualify
>>570416318>Ranking up>F****
oh no no no jongers even with 60k
>feed the saint on purpose with the second drop.>backstabs me with the ronAbsolute nigger
The other jonger at the table is intentionally feeding. This is a conspiracy.
>>570416562>gets lucky on his rank up gameI'm nooooticing
>>570414048that one also doesnt play anymore
>>570416318are you blind
Why did he do it?
KOITO NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I watch vtubers sometimes but I don't post in /jong/ and I don't join their kokos and I don't even look at their threads
nice job, koitokeks
Wait 1 turn to riichi bros???hoshino-5.png
KOITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wait 0 turns to riichiPUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH
koito big loss
>>570417562that only countsy when the wait is bad
>>570417470/jong/ doesn't watch vtubers, post in their thread, or join kokos either.
/jong/ is my roll thread
>>570417896what they do then?
>>570417960Sit in the league queue for an hour.
>>570417896I was /jong/ this whole time...?!
>>570417960Nothing mostly
>J*nger won
Kaiji in 32 minutes
bravo burgerkeks
>>570418190the other j*nger won the first hanchan, it's time for the jong uprising
Can we just end qualifiers already? The top 8 teams are already set in stone. End this humiliation ritual.
WAITING ON THE JOSEPH INVESTIGATION
>>570418347But I'm going to make an extremely soulful and funny play tomorrow.
>>570418459Same, I'm going to sleep through my alarm and grinch
>>570418580my heroes!
>>570418347Not true my team can still make it
>>570418925No it can't. Stay down in your grave.
>>570418631... and gomen shitter
>>570418997I will continue stacking firsts and giving my team coaching until we make it to the top 8, then the top 4, then the number one team in all of /mjg/. You cannot stop us.
HAG STOP LETTING THE UMA TEAM FROM WINNING
betty is a nigger
Put the rooster on the mic
>>570411178VOD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K49caa4vG2c
Is it too late to get into Blue Archive? Im 30 and balding btw
STUPID ADEPTKEK KEEPS DEALING IN IN ZAWA ZAWA
>>570419832You're the target audience.
>>570419832Are you a seamonkey by any chance? If so, it's not too late
>>570419832I started like 2 months ago it's pretty fun. bad time to start tho I would say since you just missed out on 100 free rolls
>>570419865the m1 is jobbing in mine
>play during sun rune hours>deal in because Im too low IQ to read the pool on his 5 tile wait>play during burger hours>deal in because theres no way this fag riichi'd on a single tile wait with 2 in the pool already
>>570419832Kinda sad if someone in his 30s is balding. Surely this isnt the norm here. Right?
>private message notification sound
>>570419832Being brown is also a requirement
>>570420176fuck you
I can't believe Toki is fucking bald.
>>570419832Even if you werent balding, youre already way past gaydead. Its over.
I want to see everyone's team chat after a crushing defeat.
>>570420224
>>570420460it's the same as always, anon has quit(timeout), anon has joined
>>570420460I just closed discord
>>570420460
>>570420537Where is this from?
https://www.twitch.tv/sz_me
>>570420718
>>570420680https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjTpe0LXGak
>>570420460our saint won't even touch our logs anymore
>no new decorations Thank fuck
>>570420765
Kaiji bros ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw2BrY-Ei8ccynthia-6r.png
ordered by average placement
evens roll for zawa ron on my jp washizu account and buy the animated skin 0 kms
>went to check the wiki to see what orbs Akagi and Washizu need>most of Akagi's emotes suckThat makes things difficult. His new skin is so cool though. Which one do I redeem...
>>570421776Join the Washizu gang
>>570421776Both and all four skins
>>570421776Akagi's bond outfit is cooler
>>570421776Everything
>>570421776>most of Akagi's emotes suckyour taste reps?
>>570421878>redeeming foreskins
Should I watch Akagi?>>570421776Yeah, they kinda sucks. I'd redeem Akagi just for the punch emote maybe
>>570408640vod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B3UcY7e1XE
>>570419931I'm in top 8, did you get in?
>>570422692Yes or read it. You're going to read it anyways.
Akoogy watch along during maint?
>>570422747nyo...it was preventable too, I got careless
Legend has it that *****??? is still crashing out about collusion to this very day.
>>570423064>-77.5>+30 as 2ndWhat the fuck happened there
>>570423140toimen chihou and a shimocha that kans everythingI dealt into the only person who really mattered in S4
>>570423416my lobby was folding except for the adeptchad lol
show the chiihou
>Top 15 Worst DDR Stepcharts
no one is calling, it's still within 2 turns after I declared double riichi. where's my ippatsu?
>>570423937retard nyagger
>>570423546bird went -70 in game 1 so it wasn't actually going to give him a chance to qualify>>570423489I got too excited about a closed chinitsu when I could've just escaped with a tanyao
>>570424087if you tsumo on turn 1 is it a yakuman?
Sorry Shartia's, new rule. You're going to have to limit your blob use for the good of the general.
>>570424207koromos ok?
>>570424036explain damnit.
>>570423937ippatsu is only the first turn, where did you even get 2 turns from
>>570423937>>570424291it needs to be the very next turnwho told you it was 2?
>>570424362huh, I thought it was within 2 turns
>>570424207that's an unconstitutional restriction on the rights of posters
there should be a yaku for tsumo after exactly 5 turns
Double the riichi should mean double the ippatsu timing
>>570424563you should get double ippatsu if you skip the first ippatsu and ippatsu again
>>570424563double the timing means only if you immediately ron your shimo or toimen, right? twice as fast? next 2 draws instead of 4?
okay I finished Akagi should I read Ten next?
KWAB
>>570424563Haitei/houtei from daburii is a local yakuman.
>>570425060>M1>B+
>>570424864yep but dont burn yourself out!
>>570421776I'm just gonna wait for the Akagi and Ten rerun on RC. There might be a chance Frank will add Kaiji.
>>570425141ive seen saints get Cs, theres hope for every IQ level
>>570425141I lose to those fucking retards btw
For once I prevailed against luckshitters
>>570425141I got to M2 with B+ scores regularly
>>570424450And when has the constitution ever mattered?
>>570425656
I still have the taste of bad pussy in my mouth, I think I'd prefer the taste of lead and am highly considering it. Jyanshi for this feel?
>>570425476>riichi shitty
>>570426092Steve.
>>570425141We can go lower.
>>570425141>>570426891Even lower
How come riichi pinfu dora dora is haneman
>>570427026If you keep putting your images sideways, you will step on a crack and break your mother's back tonight at 3 AM.
>>570427041it says u get a good shot at haneman which is reasonable to think given the chances of tsumo, ippatsu, and ura
>>570427041Possibility of ippatsumo ura
>>570427132>tsumonot haneman>ippatsunot haneman>ura 1not hanemanwhat is crow smoking
>>570427237You are retarded sorry
>>570427237take it up with the translator
without luck it cannot be ippatsu tsumo ura 2 baiman
>>570427237the yaku stack in this game
>>570427237always assume you're gonnna tsumo and ura rate with a pinfu hand is like 36% so good odds
>>570427041>avoid bad waitsbitch I take what I can getwhen you get a 5shant starting had and it takes 9 full turns to get rid of all the bad tiles before you can even begin waiting on tenpai you bet my priorities arent making a hand thats worth more than 2 han because there are 2 other players in tenpai
>>570427582>36%never happens to me unfortunately
On the topic of tsumos why does shitty give me another han for a tsumo?
not organic enough
What's the coolest riichi animation?
>>570428296the Fate one because it makes my laptop fan turn on
>>570428386That's the worst one in the entire game and I unironically want them to patch it.
I am autistic with a special interest in gambling but also morally opposed to gambling so online mahjong is the only way I can get that sensation
>>570428296the coolest one is the one you see whenever you win a handichihime-0.png
>>570428296no animation
>i'm in finalsim a luckshitter...
>>570428296To me, it's the one that comes with snekussy. Used to use the spring one with orange blossoms, I'm a sucker for fullscreen effects
>>570429209If this is what I think it is, good luck!ichihime-0.png
>>570430075what is wrong with you?
>>570430189
Someone on my team better check if you have someone for EU1 because I am NOT getting out of bed
>>570428296I like to think of it in combination with the ron animation, the obvious answer is the Akagi one. I also like the very recent koi one and the very old emergency one, the latter of which is funny because it startles me every time although it doesn't have a winning animation to go with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5yLaQ6FOioyuzu-0.png
Does talent or hard work win in mahjong?
>>570432009Luck is a talent
>>570432009all you need is a firm handshake
>>570432009"Talent" is cope
>>570417960They blog
>>570431704
>>570432357me heroes
>>570432402Anon, delete this...
>>570432402YUZU KICK!!!!!!!!!
>>570432402Kek, based
>>570432402LEAVE HER ALONE
>>570432780why is /mjg/ so obsessed with these 3D whores
>>570433587>why is /mjg/ so obsessed with professional mahjong players
i always knew that k****** was just a luckshitteryou can't get to saint 2 with a 17% deal in rate
ASAPINs not-so-secret new Tenhou account: https://nodocchi.moe/tenhoulog/#!&name=%E4%BC%8A%E8%89%AF%E5%AD%90%E6%B8%85%E7%8E%84Select "Filter by time" to show the actual games he's played.
>>570433875was there ever any doubt of that?
>>570434075sigh, he's going to abandon another tenhou account like the last time someone found his alt
>>570432402hoe... delete this you fucking cunt or else I will find you and fucking end you!
>>570433875But he was only 23 ranked points away from reaching S2, so you clearly can
>>570434075>>570434124How do people figure out it's Asapin if he supposedly wants to hide the fact it's his alt?
>>570434662he posts a single bakyou screenshot on his twitter like a retard
>>570434662https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/2062533771107398103
>>570434715>>570434756I thought tenhoui were supposed to he smart...
>>570434756>NOOOOOOOO I CANT HECKIN PLAY MUHDJONG IF THOUSANDS OF FANS ARE SPECTATING MY GAMES NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwhat a fucking pussy
Honors?
>>570434931>leaking league teams cringe
celestialkeks, your finals?
>>570434931notenchads did it again
>>570434931>>570434972I mean Temple of Noten sounds like it could actually be something, whether fictional or real, so doesn't seem suspicious to anyone uninformed
>>570434931
>>570434931hanners truly are the strongest race
>>570435094>>570435179Ywnbh
>>570434916trust in plapbutsuoikake sneecheenya
>>570434931does this count as oc?
>>5704349163z and 6z are live. Toimen and kamicha could have a pair or an ankou of each, or someone has both of them to some extent, e.g. ankou of one and pair of another, or two pairs.
Mitsuba is just Steve but better
Sex. With Fortnite Pomni.
>>570435596yuckthat bitch is anorexic
>>570435596is that what that clown was from?
>>570432357I MISREAD THE 56667778 SHAPE AND DIDNT RRICHI AAIIIIIIIIIIIE I COULD HAVE SAVED MYSELF FROM 4TH BECAUSE OF THE GUARANTEED IIPEKOU if a called RIICHI
>>570435596not only is that show ugly, it is made by a tranny specifically to groom children into their kindrevoking your haruna license
>>570436113>grooming children is bad unless i do it
>>570436158https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljaP2etvDc4
>>570432402Why is this little green person trying to strike me?
when is the rerun
>>570436370BROWN WOMENSEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX
this is what I look like when I watch my teammates matches https://x.com/narurunn418/status/2065620460407304392
>>570435596
>>570433487>HER
>>570432402do NOT look for the sound version of this video
>>570420760>no new effects
washizu is literally mewe have the exact same reaction to losing in mahjong and growing old
>>570432402I watched the same video but Zundamon built up muscles and fought back.I can't find the video, I watch too much AI slop
>>570432402
Silksong Bosses Ranked Objectively
>>570436734https://tsumanne.net/si/data/2026/03/03/10518224/1772525323721.mp4
>>570437716
>>570425476lmao noThey threw in Harada and Ten into the collab for a reason and it's because they don't want to use Kaiji because he's considered a separate property from Akagi/Ten. There's no "chance" because you're hoping on the wrong things. If Frank ever secures a Kaiji collab, it'd be separate from Akagi.
MFGkeks...https://x.com/tsuishigod/status/2065446789885653302
>>570438290>no 24/7 MFG anymore
>>570438382I'd gladly lose to her
>>570438382please do not post this as it could cause some rough operation.
>>570438382
investigate the joseph
