Previous: >>570382386>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>570410301Breed the Bobo
deio sdebbuuu :DDDD
It's okay to hate Fuji
>>570410354please take your meds or go outside loser
The thread and baking stupidity will NOT end until Uma&Co or V is gone.
ryan LOVE
Keep crying loser. THIS is the thread, by the way.
>>570410378Neck yourself, clanker
>>570410503i hope i get this cutie when i pull for the wagie
only 1 plat btw
>>570410301new post up on my /uma/fans~
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>Ex-Autisma/uma/ Dancho>RyanFag>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>horsemeat>Heliostranny>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNl list owner>poalfaggots>furries>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)If you see something, hide and report.
>>570410550
>>570410503>ugly boy
>>570410671who is >570410461 >570410550 in the DNI list
>>570410705is she going to take a fat horse shit? on my face pls
>>570410705dont say that...
>>570410671>FujifagsYou're part of the problem
inari one and super creek taking turns and trapping me in super non stop paizuri torture hell
>>570410852
>>570410852>>570410954SEXO
>>570410837You cry too much, get a life
>>570410671none of these people are real btw
>just woke up from a 3 hour 20 minute nap>after sleeping for almost 8 hours todayAll I do is sleepHow do I stop myself Uma Musume
>ConnectingLET ME FINISH MY RUN IM ONLY 6 TURNS AWAY
>dog shit art, clearly westoid based>haha le cuck :^)why are westoids so obsessed with the idea of BEING cucked? I thought only SK was cucked to this degree
Bobo LOVE
>>570410954>>570411019>liking the gyaru
Can I get a bot to finish a career mid run?
imagesmore likeumages
>>570411174Bobobased
am i the only one that has no desire to train for the next cm?
https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/https://exhentai.org/g/3676656/52fc26d4bc/
>>570411273Yeah sprints are pretty weird
Marry and reproduce (with your trainee)
>>570411490aaaaaaaaa cuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeeee
Fusu?
7 and you live a long and fulfilling life with your trainee by your side
>>570411629uglyThe fusu is cute tho
>>570411629Rodah!Both are very cute, and fuckable.
>>570411490>>570411564Chopin
Wow what a strong Ryan parent!
ONLY 2 MORE CMS UNTIL MANT IS OVER
>>570411891sex with my BRO
>>570410852>>570411008>>570411019hmmm.... Uma DILF...
>>570411962fuck you
>>570411956That's a whore
Why is this game so popular with men despite the target audience being lesbian women? It fucks up my mood that none of the characters like men or will have normal families
>>570412203*horse
>>570411962STILL YOU MEAN
Hey Faggots,My name is TeioCHAD, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are brown, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any horse pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on umabook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CM team, and mod on my Discord thread. What do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese horse"? I also get straight 1st places, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just fed me 8 cheeseburgers; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
There's so many umas targeting only women: Sirius, Shakur, Seiun, Fuji, Fenomeno, Curren, Ardan etc.Is there any uma that targets only men?
>>570411740chopping what?
>>570410671>>DNl list owner
D:
>>570412413
>>570412413Aside from being a fat fuck he isn't even bad looking
>>570412470HANDBETWEENTITSNOWGOD
ikuno...........dictus
>>570412470Why is a lesbian blushing at a guy?
>>570412273>>570412468so like do you have these posts saved to a word document so you can just copy paste them or do you retype the whole thing every time?
>>570412470
>>570412508>Hey Teio, what did the 5 fingers say to your ass?*SLAP*
>>570412570>ikucoming>noof>dicpenis>tusanus
>>570412639Cum hard, sweetie!
>>570412470>>570412658Boyumas aren't cute
>>570412828
>>570412828said no one ever
You guys are the ugliest most retarded faggots I ever had the displeasure of interacting with. A pathetic lifeform pretending to be civilized, but you're nothing more than trash with more similarities with indian shit than real humans, you are subhuman. You are the very reason this site is shit and unappealing to anyone with a functional brain. You shaped this place into a turd of your liking while simultaneously refusing to eat shit at reddit which is the place that would accommodate faggots like you better. Umamusume and even ningen women are fucking disgusted by your existence, they cringe when they remember you're a brown loser that loves following rules and reporting your own neighbors to the glowies, women hate cowards, they despise good guys like you, you're weak and pathetic. Kill yourself.
realized fuji event ends tomorrow. I have 50 rewards left.
>>570412928>ugly>blacked by Kitasan>>570412973>lolicon
>>570413013That's not nice at all
>>570412470>>570412658God I wish boys (female) were real
>>570410671>list got vandalized
>>570413018Ignore it
>>570413151wdym, he put furries back
>>570413057
>>570413194We love Taishin and her cringe fursona here
>>570413018Do you believe in magic?
>>570413284No one likes her
>>570413340YOU'RE CRINGE
>>570413284Everyone likes her
>>570413391Nishino acts like this?
>>570413382
>thread slow as fuck>curious>look at the /sp/ WC thread>/uma/ and /v/ma postersSickening
>>570412470>>570412658>boys (girls) like this will never be real
>>570413546Soulless
>>570413391You can't post that! That's lewd!
Does Focus actually do anything compared to Concentration?
>>570413647Very minimal. The only use for it is groundwork trigger.
>>570413560Horse racing is a sports if you think about it
>Time to start another probably doomed to fail dirt parent run>This borrow umamusume is ineligible>Oh fuck you better not've>Look at the guy I was borrowing>He switched to a 1 star speed 2 star dirt ECP with four ignite skillsI'm sorry son, but 1 star ANYTHING in blue automatically disqualifies you from being a grandparent.
>>570413560Maybe because it fucking sucks here and nobody does anything to improve it
>>570413824Ban Fujifags
7 and the threads get better, 4 and the threads die, anything else and the threads get worse
>>570414114WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>570414114what the FUCK
>>570414114Thank god, good riddance faggots
>>570414114I'll finally be free
7 and Doto dies tonight
>>570414114it's about time
>Fuku posts>Only used to roll for 7s which fails, along with other degenerate gambling>Rickey posts>Used to get you to roll for chinese larpersWhich way, White Man?
>>570414114Fukubros...
>>570414114owari da
>>570414114>4 and the threads dieLMFAO, thread's getting deleted
>>570414114this 7 will counteract it, however if i get a 5 then all threads hereon out will be worse
>>570414114FINALLYFREEDOMGOODBYE /uma/
>>570414114guess we should get started then.
>>570414114>>570414307
Coming up with UmaTore ideas is a little difficult desu
>>570414307OUR FUARKING HEROOOOOOOOOO
>>570414114I HATE FUKU>>570414307HOLY SHIT FUKU MY FUARKIN HERO
>>570414259>pedo
>>570413168i want the shards anon...>>570413346im literally too stupid to sweep. ive tried several times and i cant get the emulator to run on my network since it needs to send packets to china for some reason.
>>570414307
>>570414487You can use your own phone via scrcpy
>>570414307Bwo...
>>570414484>faggot
This is a 7
1
>>570414307YOU JUST HAD TO FUCK IT UP I WANTED FREEDOM
5 and you all kill yourself tonight
>>570414484>she is a shotacon because she is friendly to little kids (both boys and girls)whoever wrote this is an idiot
My fetisch is pregnant oomamoosomeh, but they will never get pregnant with their sapphic lifestyle.....why???
>>570414484>She's friendly towards children therefore a pedophileYou are spiritually, transexual.
You thought you could just leave?
>>570414714huh?
HNNNNNNNNNGH
BEGONE SUCCUBUS
>>570414738The stallion umapyoi'd kids.
>>570414816My fetisch is pregnant oomamoosomeh, but they will never get pregnant with their sapphic lifestyle
Shan’t look at Curren.
I can't help but look at her legs...
5 and I blow all of /uma/'s nuts
>>570414824I HATE CURREN
>>570414572>>570414707holy fuck you guys are so goddamn unfun
>>570414910...huh?
>>570414824Mare Bloomers...erotic...
>>570414903And what does that claim have to do with the screencap of a google document that was written by some tranny?
>>570414994BASED LAISU
>>570415141
>>570415141Grassu assu
>>570415141Woah
>>570415070Rickey needs to be euthanize
>>570415141I NEED UMANKO
I love my wife Tachyon
So uhhh how nuch power do you need for CM15?
>>570415238>Skip This, Windy!>*zips wallet*
>>570415364as high as you can go, but it starts having diminishing returns after 800 as per usual
>>570415364Idk
explain why you're in /sp/ and not /here/
>>570415443Feeling lonely?
>>570415443i'm in /ウマ娘/ and /v/ma mostly this thread sucks dick
>>570415443>implying I don't watch woke sports
>>570415443but I am here
>>570415443Im not on /sp/ tho
>>570415443/vm and /sp is infinitely better than the "TRANNY le /uma/fans feet pic" thread
>>570415443Is this the reason threads have been slow as of lately?
Is anyone else having their game freeze/crash more than usual?I'm using hachimi, on a 2009 processor but lately it's been acting worse. 5th time today rather than the usual 0.5 average per day
>>570415238source? i roll for umas i want regardless but curious
>>570415443im in both
>>570415686Yeppers, everyone BUT americans is watching the WC
i wish something happened in /sp/ everyday, i love comfy threads
Just came back from a 2 day power outage.I would like to request your finest Super Creek images for no particular reason
>>570415719stop using hach fool
>>570415839QRD on /sp/?
Ban women
>>570415846
>>570415923its the world cup, specifically america dominating paraguay in our first match of the tourneyso a lot of people from literally all parts of the world are shitposting thereits legitimately like 60 posts every 10 seconds there right now
>>570415981>specifically america dominating paraguayParaguay is the Ukraine of South America, who cares?
add them to the list, listmaker
>>570415846Creek love
>>570416114Hermano...
the cb propaganda poster is chilean...
>>570416114Half of those are probably from /vm/. There's no way to identify who are our guys and who aren't so bo blanket ban, unless you add all /sp/osters.
>Has 20 Tickets leftover from rolling for Camping TaikiIs Camping Dober worth it or is she too much of a downhill (so Kyoto and Hanshin?) merchant to consider?
>>570416081i wish i was _creek_
>>570416114what if they are /vm/a
>>570410301i haven't played in like 6 months has there been any big QoL updates? Any talk of Autoplay coming yet?
>>570416249STOP EXPOSING THE BUISNESS
>is anyone else freezingI don't use third world hardware, so no>>570416249>gacha if full of [see above]no way
>>570416285they are, mostly
Things aren't looking good for /sp/ics
>>570416249the finemo poster is colombian too...
>>570416298no mant still sucks
>>570416040>Ukraine of South AmericaWhat does that even mean? Paraguay is a first world nation? Since when? They get supported by all of Europe, and for the longest time the US? WHAT DOES IT MEAN, POL TRANNY!?
>>570416348Baile Americano
>>570416114>argentina naishu isreal
>>570416249>>570416382KEKAROO
>>570416382Breh there are like 6 finemo posters (I am one of them)
>>570416382help i cant find the thread im filtereeeeeeeeed
>>570415936wasn't even a triple crown smfhhow many of those guys got on the list? much less just double crown trainers?
>>570416453And all of you are my wives
>>570416249>>570416382these niggas DEVOUR BOWLS of beans
>>570416382I'm a Colombian Finemo poster but that's not me
>>570416453its understandable for some umas having actual dedicated, but i too regularly post bancho,finemo,suzu,cafe,tamtam,chiyo,maru and taiki.
it just keeps happening
>>570416528this is a false flag
>>570416664Spicbros...
Is this just V stalking ppl
>>570415981We have a team?
>>570415443The only people who will see this are the ones who are still here.
>>570416664T-They could be /v/rowns. They got more /sp/ posters.
tahboGODS, we fucking WON
>>570416627I do too but I'm not going to let the mentally ill latch on to my persona here
>>570415936>women get's carried by man (the horse)>brags about it
stop doxxing me please
I swear I am americano dess
notice how the quality of the thread raises dramatically, and its nearly all sa flags over there
>>570416953alright bro we get it
>>570416724>Brazil>Spic
>>570416953>thread raises dramaticallywhich thread? definitely not /uma/
I thought all of you were SEA you lied to me
i blame dox genesis
>>570416953>quality of the thread raises dramatically>talking about brown men on other boards/uma/...
>>570417001Found one
>>570417057american-des
>>570415443I don't divegrass, and I can't use the nazi flag there
>>570415443I don't really care about /sp/ shitposting but I am watching and playing a new career
>Teio posters are american
nice thread global babs
>>570417337>unhygienic fattiesthat's a given bwo
>>570416704No shit, Sherlock
>>570417413show us your flag V
>>570417014we're actually all single middle-aged white men and hide it from you specifically
>>570417337they're fat so it was kinda obvious
>>570417337just because they're fat doesn't mean they're american
>thread quality increases during concerts and the world cupSo it's just /vt/umors and a/sp/ies primarily in this thread?
Big think
>>570417612seems that way, yep yep yep
>>570417612to be fair there is no quality increase when it's all anons here gossiping about other anons that most likely don't visit this thread posting on /sp/
>>570417612it was already known that bean eating thirdies infest the thread
>>570417674Help
>>570417751What did the beans do wrong?
>>570417823Train
>>570417823you better have double wet conditions for that
>>570417739This thread will genuninely never have a quality increase
>japanese teiofag last one to drop in before it got deletedbased, they need the help
>>570415364you need wit more than power because of the giant downhill, 900 power should be enough
