Previous: >>570382386>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>570410301Breed the Bobo
deio sdebbuuu :DDDD
It's okay to hate Fuji
>>570410354please take your meds or go outside loser
The thread and baking stupidity will NOT end until Uma&Co or V is gone.
ryan LOVE
Keep crying loser. THIS is the thread, by the way.
>>570410378Neck yourself, clanker
>>570410503i hope i get this cutie when i pull for the wagie
only 1 plat btw
>>570410301new post up on my /uma/fans~
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>Ex-Autisma/uma/ Dancho>RyanFag>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>horsemeat>Heliostranny>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNl list owner>poalfaggots>furries>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)If you see something, hide and report.
>>570410550
>>570410503>ugly boy
>>570410671who is >570410461 >570410550 in the DNI list
>>570410705is she going to take a fat horse shit? on my face pls
>>570410705dont say that...
>>570410671>FujifagsYou're part of the problem
inari one and super creek taking turns and trapping me in super non stop paizuri torture hell
>>570410852
>>570410852>>570410954SEXO
>>570410837You cry too much, get a life
>>570410671none of these people are real btw
>just woke up from a 3 hour 20 minute nap>after sleeping for almost 8 hours todayAll I do is sleepHow do I stop myself Uma Musume
>ConnectingLET ME FINISH MY RUN IM ONLY 6 TURNS AWAY
>dog shit art, clearly westoid based>haha le cuck :^)why are westoids so obsessed with the idea of BEING cucked? I thought only SK was cucked to this degree
Bobo LOVE
>>570410954>>570411019>liking the gyaru
Can I get a bot to finish a career mid run?
imagesmore likeumages
>>570411174Bobobased
am i the only one that has no desire to train for the next cm?
https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/https://exhentai.org/g/3676656/52fc26d4bc/
>>570411273Yeah sprints are pretty weird
Marry and reproduce (with your trainee)
>>570411490aaaaaaaaa cuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeeee
Fusu?
7 and you live a long and fulfilling life with your trainee by your side
>>570411629uglyThe fusu is cute tho
>>570411629Rodah!Both are very cute, and fuckable.
>>570411490>>570411564Chopin
Wow what a strong Ryan parent!
ONLY 2 MORE CMS UNTIL MANT IS OVER
>>570411891sex with my BRO
>>570410852>>570411008>>570411019hmmm.... Uma DILF...
>>570411962fuck you
>>570411956That's a whore
Why is this game so popular with men despite the target audience being lesbian women? It fucks up my mood that none of the characters like men or will have normal families
>>570412203*horse
>>570411962STILL YOU MEAN
Hey Faggots,My name is TeioCHAD, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are brown, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any horse pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on umabook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CM team, and mod on my Discord thread. What do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese horse"? I also get straight 1st places, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just fed me 8 cheeseburgers; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
There's so many umas targeting only women: Sirius, Shakur, Seiun, Fuji, Fenomeno, Curren, Ardan etc.Is there any uma that targets only men?
>>570411740chopping what?
>>570410671>>DNl list owner
D:
>>570412413
>>570412413Aside from being a fat fuck he isn't even bad looking
>>570412470HANDBETWEENTITSNOWGOD
ikuno...........dictus
>>570412470Why is a lesbian blushing at a guy?
>>570412273>>570412468so like do you have these posts saved to a word document so you can just copy paste them or do you retype the whole thing every time?
>>570412470
>>570412508>Hey Teio, what did the 5 fingers say to your ass?*SLAP*
>>570412570>ikucoming>noof>dicpenis>tusanus
>>570412639Cum hard, sweetie!
>>570412470>>570412658Boyumas aren't cute
>>570412828
>>570412828said no one ever
You guys are the ugliest most retarded faggots I ever had the displeasure of interacting with. A pathetic lifeform pretending to be civilized, but you're nothing more than trash with more similarities with indian shit than real humans, you are subhuman. You are the very reason this site is shit and unappealing to anyone with a functional brain. You shaped this place into a turd of your liking while simultaneously refusing to eat shit at reddit which is the place that would accommodate faggots like you better. Umamusume and even ningen women are fucking disgusted by your existence, they cringe when they remember you're a brown loser that loves following rules and reporting your own neighbors to the glowies, women hate cowards, they despise good guys like you, you're weak and pathetic. Kill yourself.
realized fuji event ends tomorrow. I have 50 rewards left.
>>570412928>ugly>blacked by Kitasan>>570412973>lolicon
>>570413013That's not nice at all
>>570412470>>570412658God I wish boys (female) were real
>>570410671>list got vandalized
>>570413018Ignore it
>>570413151wdym, he put furries back
>>570413057
>>570413194We love Taishin and her cringe fursona here
>>570413018Do you believe in magic?
>>570413284No one likes her
>>570413340YOU'RE CRINGE
>>570413284Everyone likes her
>>570413391Nishino acts like this?
>>570413382
>thread slow as fuck>curious>look at the /sp/ WC thread>/uma/ and /v/ma postersSickening
>>570412470>>570412658>boys (girls) like this will never be real
>>570413546Soulless
>>570413391You can't post that! That's lewd!
Does Focus actually do anything compared to Concentration?
>>570413647Very minimal. The only use for it is groundwork trigger.
>>570413560Horse racing is a sports if you think about it
>Time to start another probably doomed to fail dirt parent run>This borrow umamusume is ineligible>Oh fuck you better not've>Look at the guy I was borrowing>He switched to a 1 star speed 2 star dirt ECP with four ignite skillsI'm sorry son, but 1 star ANYTHING in blue automatically disqualifies you from being a grandparent.
>>570413560Maybe because it fucking sucks here and nobody does anything to improve it
>>570413824Ban Fujifags
7 and the threads get better, 4 and the threads die, anything else and the threads get worse
>>570414114WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>570414114what the FUCK
>>570414114Thank god, good riddance faggots
>>570414114I'll finally be free
7 and Doto dies tonight
>>570414114it's about time
>Fuku posts>Only used to roll for 7s which fails, along with other degenerate gambling>Rickey posts>Used to get you to roll for chinese larpersWhich way, White Man?
>>570414114Fukubros...
>>570414114owari da
>>570414114>4 and the threads dieLMFAO, thread's getting deleted
>>570414114this 7 will counteract it, however if i get a 5 then all threads hereon out will be worse
>>570414114FINALLYFREEDOMGOODBYE /uma/
>>570414114guess we should get started then.
>>570414114>>570414307
Coming up with UmaTore ideas is a little difficult desu
>>570414307OUR FUARKING HEROOOOOOOOOO
>>570414114I HATE FUKU>>570414307HOLY SHIT FUKU MY FUARKIN HERO
>>570414259>pedo
>>570413168i want the shards anon...>>570413346im literally too stupid to sweep. ive tried several times and i cant get the emulator to run on my network since it needs to send packets to china for some reason.
>>570414307
>>570414487You can use your own phone via scrcpy
>>570414307Bwo...
>>570414484>faggot
This is a 7
1
>>570414307YOU JUST HAD TO FUCK IT UP I WANTED FREEDOM
5 and you all kill yourself tonight
>>570414484>she is a shotacon because she is friendly to little kids (both boys and girls)whoever wrote this is an idiot
My fetisch is pregnant oomamoosomeh, but they will never get pregnant with their sapphic lifestyle.....why???
>>570414484>She's friendly towards children therefore a pedophileYou are spiritually, transexual.
You thought you could just leave?
>>570414714huh?
HNNNNNNNNNGH
BEGONE SUCCUBUS
>>570414738The stallion umapyoi'd kids.
>>570414816My fetisch is pregnant oomamoosomeh, but they will never get pregnant with their sapphic lifestyle
Shan’t look at Curren.
I can't help but look at her legs...
5 and I blow all of /uma/'s nuts
>>570414824I HATE CURREN
>>570414572>>570414707holy fuck you guys are so goddamn unfun
>>570414910...huh?
>>570414824Mare Bloomers...erotic...
>>570414903And what does that claim have to do with the screencap of a google document that was written by some tranny?
>>570414994BASED LAISU
>>570415141
>>570415141Grassu assu
>>570415141Woah
>>570415070Rickey needs to be euthanize
>>570415141I NEED UMANKO
I love my wife Tachyon
So uhhh how nuch power do you need for CM15?
>>570415238>Skip This, Windy!>*zips wallet*
>>570415364as high as you can go, but it starts having diminishing returns after 800 as per usual
>>570415364Idk
explain why you're in /sp/ and not /here/
>>570415443Feeling lonely?
>>570415443i'm in /ウマ娘/ and /v/ma mostly this thread sucks dick
>>570415443>implying I don't watch woke sports
>>570415443but I am here
>>570415443Im not on /sp/ tho
>>570415443/vm and /sp is infinitely better than the "TRANNY le /uma/fans feet pic" thread
>>570415443Is this the reason threads have been slow as of lately?
Is anyone else having their game freeze/crash more than usual?I'm using hachimi, on a 2009 processor but lately it's been acting worse. 5th time today rather than the usual 0.5 average per day
>>570415238source? i roll for umas i want regardless but curious
>>570415443im in both
>>570415686Yeppers, everyone BUT americans is watching the WC
i wish something happened in /sp/ everyday, i love comfy threads
Just came back from a 2 day power outage.I would like to request your finest Super Creek images for no particular reason
>>570415719stop using hach fool
>>570415839QRD on /sp/?
Ban women
>>570415846
>>570415923its the world cup, specifically america dominating paraguay in our first match of the tourneyso a lot of people from literally all parts of the world are shitposting thereits legitimately like 60 posts every 10 seconds there right now
>>570415981>specifically america dominating paraguayParaguay is the Ukraine of South America, who cares?
add them to the list, listmaker
>>570415846Creek love
>>570416114Hermano...
the cb propaganda poster is chilean...
>>570416114Half of those are probably from /vm/. There's no way to identify who are our guys and who aren't so bo blanket ban, unless you add all /sp/osters.
>Has 20 Tickets leftover from rolling for Camping TaikiIs Camping Dober worth it or is she too much of a downhill (so Kyoto and Hanshin?) merchant to consider?
>>570416081i wish i was _creek_
>>570416114what if they are /vm/a
>>570410301i haven't played in like 6 months has there been any big QoL updates? Any talk of Autoplay coming yet?
>>570416249STOP EXPOSING THE BUISNESS
>is anyone else freezingI don't use third world hardware, so no>>570416249>gacha if full of [see above]no way
>>570416285they are, mostly
Things aren't looking good for /sp/ics
>>570416249the finemo poster is colombian too...
>>570416298no mant still sucks
>>570416040>Ukraine of South AmericaWhat does that even mean? Paraguay is a first world nation? Since when? They get supported by all of Europe, and for the longest time the US? WHAT DOES IT MEAN, POL TRANNY!?
>>570416348Baile Americano
>>570416114>argentina naishu isreal
>>570416249>>570416382KEKAROO
>>570416382Breh there are like 6 finemo posters (I am one of them)
>>570416382help i cant find the thread im filtereeeeeeeeed
>>570415936wasn't even a triple crown smfhhow many of those guys got on the list? much less just double crown trainers?
>>570416453And all of you are my wives
>>570416249>>570416382these niggas DEVOUR BOWLS of beans
>>570416382I'm a Colombian Finemo poster but that's not me
>>570416453its understandable for some umas having actual dedicated, but i too regularly post bancho,finemo,suzu,cafe,tamtam,chiyo,maru and taiki.
it just keeps happening
>>570416528this is a false flag
>>570416664Spicbros...
Is this just V stalking ppl
>>570415981We have a team?
>>570415443The only people who will see this are the ones who are still here.
>>570416664T-They could be /v/rowns. They got more /sp/ posters.
tahboGODS, we fucking WON
>>570416627I do too but I'm not going to let the mentally ill latch on to my persona here
>>570415936>women get's carried by man (the horse)>brags about it
stop doxxing me please
I swear I am americano dess
notice how the quality of the thread raises dramatically, and its nearly all sa flags over there
>>570416953alright bro we get it
>>570416724>Brazil>Spic
>>570416953>thread raises dramaticallywhich thread? definitely not /uma/
I thought all of you were SEA you lied to me
i blame dox genesis
>>570416953>quality of the thread raises dramatically>talking about brown men on other boards/uma/...
>>570417001Found one
>>570417057american-des
>>570415443I don't divegrass, and I can't use the nazi flag there
>>570415443I don't really care about /sp/ shitposting but I am watching and playing a new career
>Teio posters are american
nice thread global babs
>>570417337>unhygienic fattiesthat's a given bwo
>>570416704No shit, Sherlock
>>570417413show us your flag V
>>570417014we're actually all single middle-aged white men and hide it from you specifically
>>570417337they're fat so it was kinda obvious
>>570417337just because they're fat doesn't mean they're american
>thread quality increases during concerts and the world cupSo it's just /vt/umors and a/sp/ies primarily in this thread?
Big think
>>570417612seems that way, yep yep yep
>>570417612to be fair there is no quality increase when it's all anons here gossiping about other anons that most likely don't visit this thread posting on /sp/
>>570417612it was already known that bean eating thirdies infest the thread
>>570417674Help
>>570417751What did the beans do wrong?
>>570417823Train
>>570417823you better have double wet conditions for that
>>570417739This thread will genuninely never have a quality increase
>japanese teiofag last one to drop in before it got deletedbased, they need the help
>>570415364you need wit more than power because of the giant downhill, 900 power should be enough
>Theoretically one of the strongest Umas on every Trackis this true chat
>>570417823race, you will max both stats anyway
>>570417823Meanwhile my wit cards never want to go on wit
>>570417834>What did the beans do wrong?Farts
>>570417823gwo, your power...
>>570417674>>570417823wtf did you get triple thonk 3 times in a row?
>>570417924If you can find 6 working greens every time, then yeah, dirt just makes her way easier due to her innate green
>>570417924theorycrafters are bad at the game she's only good on dirt
>>570417924best unique in the game if you can get 6 valid greens but absolute cancer to build even if you don't need aptitude inspirations
Post Doto's pussy
>>570417823You cap without pressing wit anymore, just race and press power
Her dad is watching the game right now
another day, another morning waking up to "Before Career Completion"
>our team is dominating yours in a sport we don't even give a fuck about
>>570417834should have more protein tbqhdesu
>>570418294Cute Journey
>>570418294cute i want her to kill me
>Thread is so disgustingly dead that the schizos have nothing better to do but to talk about fucking /sp/ of all thingsThe absolute goddamn state of this shit show JP wanna be general
>>570418091
>>570418176based
>>570418403Should be Ramonu -> CB -> Rudolf -> Ace
>>570418317>isrealholy shit US is good at murderball now?
>>570418403This doesn't make any sense
>>570418557paraguay is dogshit
>>570418465None of American bros care about soccer but it would be hilarious if they win
ace on my face
>>570418583Dogshit in South America should beat god tier in North America, no? Isn't that how it works?
>>570418403Yes I want to fuck Ramonu what does kitkat have to do with this
>>570418438cute kot
>>570418317>Taiki posters are Irish
i want to fuck majiro ramen menu
>>570418746give me an image to flagpost with
>>570418737I've seen Taiki crossing her arms on like five boards nowjust one of those anime reaction images that transcends the game
>>570417823>fast learner from event>ddpp>Bobo doesn't finish ssr chain>not enough greens for gw>2 turf stars activate instead of 12 medium starsBack to the mines
>>570418785
Are we really that fucking bored???? Can't we do anything else? MANT got you guys this fucked up?
>>570418403this makes perfect sense
Ines Fujin is breathtakingly cute>>570418465>both old farts have a better hairline than meIt's over.
>>570418617Ace?
>>570418916YESNOYES
The Suzuka bias is still real. How does she keep pulling all the umas?>>570418583I would imagine that poor countries usually do not have good teams>>570418607I would rather Iran win
press the button btw
>>570418916I have a Ryan parent run runningI would rather do anything else
stop mant hating fuckers
>>570418951more umas should have freckles
>>570418984>I would imagine that poor countries usually do not have good teamsyou don't follow any sports, do you
>>570418916I've done like 3 Hog runs and they all turned out shit
>>570418916im doing fan runs for my club dacchis
>>570418974Wife
>>570419051I do not
>>570418984Suzukadev wants to make sure EVERYBODY (including You) loves and worships herOr you will be sent to the torture chamber until you love her
>>570418916Some anons really want to shitpost with the /sp/ bros but they are so embarrased of their flags they have to do it here it's so sad.
I'm blaming keiba anon if I lose the debut bets
>>570418974Ace Cutesuragi
>>570419129He did his job. I got completely one shot by S1.
Pasta for dinner
>>570419384Nice
>>570419149I want to make Still happy
>>570419383spoke too soon falcobros
>>570419547HOEH
>>570410645Oh hey Im at 323 days, got only 3 plat myselfYou hoardmaxxing?
>>570419582
>>570419384mamma mia it looks yummers
>>570419582woah
>>570418785i see you bwo
>>570419149some schizo will find out it's me posting and I don't want to make my nationality relevant to the discussion
>>570419582Who fucked this cow
>>570419765she raped me
Gross
think I'm gonna cleat this rob roy welfare card. it seems like shit.
>>570418403no wonder i love luna, CB and the boy so much>>570418951better (older) genes do that
>>570419761bwo I'm going to be real with you here, after 20 years browsing this website I can tell you that nobody gives a shit if you're from Egypt or South Sudan
>>570417612actually on /vt/, most of the dramaposters disappear during large sporting events too. The reality is shit stirrers are just that, a bunch of pathetic assholes looking for their fix of (You)'s and drama. That or big sports events are too important for them to care about their giftcard money
>>570419729post with us zwo
>>570419985ok, ill post a cyclops
>>570419582Umamilk
umasumi dacchis
>>570420062umamusumi bwo
>>570420101>raping men
i can't believe V was right90% of this thread are thirdies
>>570420203stop talking about yourself in 3rd person again
I LOVE COCKS
>>570420203This on-topic post single-handedly tripled the thread quality, sugoi!
one more xoguri run for the daythis will be the one
>>570418886>no xog inheritglue
>>570420301That's me
>>570419841No one will believe you but I do
>>570417924what site
>>570416734>>570417465>>570420203>>570420293>>570420371
>>570420397>fat pornKill yourself
>>570420397I look like this
Umasumi
have sex with your trainee
>>570419615>all of the jp spammed popular umaswoah, free thinker here, watch out
>gentilSHITna furfag[-]
>>570419615>Minmaxing this hard with only 3 platsJesus Christ
>>570420715come over
>>570420062sleep tight broski
>>570420897ok
why are there so many /horse/ people in the world cup thread
>>570420897she looks like she's 30 in this pic
>>570420639feeder franchise
I want gentil to snap me in half
>>570421032Both /uma/ and /vm/a's in there.
it's over I can finally go back to play umamusume>no borrowsNEVERMIND
>>570421110god i wish
>>570421035family barbecue with taiki
>>570420897>Coal Shitty
Was there really a Fukutard predicting 4 - 1
>>570420897I would.......IF SHE WOULD LET ME!god fucking damn, that blonde bimbo is absolutely useless when it comes to things outside of modelling and racinglike, other torenas have cute dates with their umas on christmasand what the fuck do i get?A FUCKING PHOTOSHOOTwhat the actual fuck?!?¿
>>570421331Yeah, it was some guy from /v/ma
>>570421331yup
>>570421201I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>570421334>dating a punching bagGet fucked
>>570420897don't do this it makes mustard gas
If your parents are bad you will have a bad time in Grand Live
>>570421602>CafeCringe
>>570420203We have a guy cheering for iran lmao
im going camping on the 4th, that means no uma...
>>570421331they called it before half timeshiraoki-sama delivered
>>570421602sex
>>570421635Are we still getting the speed cap thing for GL?
>>570421748yessu
Did they ever ban the botters? Want to take a break until grandlive but I don't want to miss out on welfare supports so I want to bot the event points.
>>570421748Not only sparks but you will be resetting the run a lot
>>570421635If you don’t have at least 3 strong SSR speed cards ready for next scenario you will have a bad time
>>570421771If they did, they would've announce it on the Notice.
>>570421635>>570421824Hey, I'm in both of these categories!
Whats the lowest stamina v bourbon can win TSS?
Is picnic taiki any good? My cock tells me to roll but grand live is soon...
/v/ma is making an umais /uma/ making an uma?
>>570421985if you have regular Taiki you don't need her
>>570422031What do you mean by that
>>570421635my parents love me
>>570422031Regaleira
Mea Gloria...nyoooooooo...
>>570422049>gorilla Fuck off
>>570422031/vm/a is a more laidback thread where they have fun and make OC/uma/ is a tryhard thread that either only makes aces all day or schizoposts all day
>>570421985Go masturbate and come back
>>570421985you should get her regardless because taiki is best girl
>>570422031It's impossible with the states of our threads. It'll devolve to namefagging if anything.
>>570422190What does that make umajp?
>>570421771CYGAYMES WON'T DO SHIT
>>570422224Doto RapeThe cat can stay
>>570422049>gorillaCarry on
>>570422272A graveyard
>>570422272umajp is a retirement home
>>570422049>gorilladonnafuck me
>>570422152Anyway, next debut in a minuteTokyo 5th Race - 2YO debut, 1600 meters Turf, 7 runners, post time - 12:20 JST1. Cosmo Hanamizuki; 2F; Sire - Win Bright; Dam - Coco; Damsire - Roses in May; Uma in the pedigree - Stay Gold2. Chant des Vagues; 2F; Sire - Lord Kanaloa; Dam - Pourville; Damsire - Le Havre; Uma in the pedigree -3. Hibiscus; 2F; Sire - Will Take Charge; Dam - Miss High Roller; Damsire - Victoire Pisa; Uma in the pedigree - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe4. Blue Gravity; 2F; Sire - Kiseki; Dam - Rosette Bleue; Damsire - Harbinger; Uma in the pedigree - Kiseki, Rulership, Air Groove5. G T Carry; 2F; Sire - Bricks and Mortar; Dam - La Tour Lady; Damsire - Kinshasa no Kiseki; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki6. Utahlite; 2F; Sire - Lord Kanaloa; Dam - Unakite; Damsire - Johannesburg; Uma in the pedigree - Fusaichi Pandora7. Usuzumi Zakura; 2F; Sire - Mind Your Biscuits; Dam - Court Gossip; Damsire - Rulership; Uma in the pedigree - Rulership, Air GrooveWho I think will win - UtahliteWho I want to win - Blue GravityDark horse - Blue Gravity
>>570422031I'm making an uma with your trainee right now
24 HOURS UNTIL CROIX DIES
>>570422368now she has fap material
>>570422318Doto can and will kill you, don't even try
>>570422350>HibiscusRetire that horse
>>570422382LESS THAN 10 HOURS TILL RACISTS DIE
horsesluts for this pose? https://x.com/i/status/2065589728163086471
>>570422152>>570422350>-1000 yen
>>570422318doto craves sexrape is not necessary
>>570422350Chant des Vagues wins...
>>570422350SUPER close
>up for 10+ hours>was only able to do 5 donations so farmy group is dying, and I'm getting incredibly unlucky
>>570422224>>570422318Doto targets young fillies IRL. The game is too cowardly to show his glorious angle.
>>570422589>Gold DiggerKek
imagine if King Kamehameha is released and btfo's that fraud King Halo
the threads are so quiet since all the agp cuties got banned...
>>570422368I really like her casual outfit
>>570422519I am sorry Teiobro...>>570422589Hakodate 5th Race - 2YO debut, 1200 meters Turf, 12 runners, post time - 12:30 JST1. Daimei Big Boss; 2C; Sire - Saturnalia; Dam - Mischievous Misty; Damsire - Into Mischief; Uma in the pedigree - Cesario, Special Week, Maruzensky2. Arte Queen; 2F; Sire - Caravaggio; Dam - Azuma Queen; Damsire - Admire Moon; Uma in the pedigree -3. Lord Response; 2C; Sire - Roger Barows; Dam - Quick Res; Damsire - Espoir City; Uma in the pedigree - Espoir City4. Daishin Dragon; 2C; Sire - Big Arthur; Dam - Ecarlate; Damsire - Heart's Cry; Uma in the pedigree - Sakura Bakushin O5. Kisekino Unicorn; 2C; Sire - Kiseki; Dam - Fuji One Kirara; Damsire - Swept Overboard; Uma in the pedigree - Kiseki, Rulership, Air Groove6. Cool Struttin'; 2F; Sire - Salios; Dam - Gypsy My Love; Damsire - Manduro; Uma in the pedigree -7. Vivien Reach; 2F; Sire - Tower of London; Dam - リーチトゥブリス (no name on English netkeiba); Damsire - Tosen Jordan; Uma in the pedigree - Tosen Jordan, Jungle Pocket 8. Will Revia; 2C; Sire - Tosen Reve; Dam - Tosen Fulvia; Damsire - Gold Ship; Uma in the pedigree - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen9. Gran Montana; 2C; Sire - Mischevious Alex; Dam - Sol Tierra; Damsire - Epiphaneia; Uma in the pedigree - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week, Maruzensky, Zenno Rob Roy10. Isle de Fleur; 2F; Sire - Mikki Isle; Dam - Setono Missy; Damsire - Gold Allure; Uma in the pedigree -11. Bulldog Mythos; 2F; Sire - Bulldog Boss; Dam - Cagliostro; Damsire - Eishin Flash; Uma in the pedigree - Eishin Flash, Fuji Kiseki, Hishi Amazon12. Shonan ka Noa; 2F; Sire - Drefong; Dam - Kailua Kona; Damsire - Kinshasa no Kiseki; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji KisekiWho I think will win - Daimei Big BossWho I want to win - Bulldog MythosDark horse - Kisekino Unicorn
>>570414910they get pregnant all the time THO
>>570422636>doto manages to get pity sex by being a sadboi>young fillies get hung on his massive villanous cockWhat a big boss
>>570422702>more DEI umas No
>>570419841lucky guy
>DEII think you missed your exit to /pol/, /tv/ or /v/, incel
>>570422746Just have to BELIEEEVE
Boys
I haven't eaten anything except some small snacks in the past 4 hours
>>570422871
why are you here posting on a Friday night?
>>570422990mating press
>>570421468
>>570423025CUZ I HAVE NO GOLD CITY TO FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>570421906they only make the warning. once cy bans they don't even respond to appeals
>>570422634buttsweat has a slot
>>570422031we need a drawfag firstthere is one anon in training tho, I wish him luck and godspeed
>>570423025What else would I be doing...?
>60TP>no borrowsand I just woke up before footie so I can't go back to sleepguess I'll take a shower and spend all night masturbating or something... danchou shouldn't mind if I already did my 5 borrows...
>>570423025>>570423089Friendzone
>>570422746>>570422882STATUS : BELIEVED
>>570422746Daimei Big Boss wins!!!!!!!!
>>570422746daishinbros...
>incelI think you missed your exit to /pol/, /tv/, /v/ or /lgbt/
>>570423119Fuck off
>>570423226going to attempt rape/fuck her out of annoyance just to shut her upif that ends up with >>570423058 pic related, so be it, at least she shuts up
>>570421985shes actually pretty good. her kit is very solid, her unique is the first to have current speed and she may prove a strong uma on tracks where sfv does nothing - especially sprint. Shes still S tier sprint in jpAlso her outfit is cute af and sexy af at the same time
>>570423243Hanshin 6th Race - 2YO debut, 1400 meters Dirt, 13 runners, post time - 12:40 JST1. Chloris; 2F; Sire - Henny Hughes; Dam - Shower Bouquet; Damsire - Gold Allure; Uma in the pedigree -2. Peptide Nimbus; 2C; Sire - Nadal; Dam - Peptide Ruby; Damsire - Coronado's Quest; Uma in the pedigree -3. Bermuda Bouquet; 2F; Sire - Danon Kingly; Dam - Bronx Silver; Damsire - Kurofune; Uma in the pedigree - El Condor Pasa4. Tamakoi Falcon; 2C; Sire - Moanin; Dam - Lip Gloss; Damsire - Heart's Cry; Uma in the pedigree -5. Undine; 2F; Sire - Mind Your Biscuits; Dam - Cercabile; Damsire - Daiwa Major; Uma in the pedigree -6. Regarder; 2C; Sire - Munnings; Dam - Vaudevillian; Damsire - Distorted Humor; Uma in the pedigree -7. Yosshi Flare; 2C; Sire - Hiro Shige Gold; Dam - Hiro Shige Heart; Damsire - Duramente; Uma in the pedigree - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove, Grass Wonder8. Wilderswil; 2C; Sire - Drefong; Dam - Celadon; Damsire - Gold Halo; Uma in the pedigree -9. Naomiga Saikyo; 2F; Sire - Chrysoberyl; Dam - Mejiro Splendor; Damsire - Symboli Kris S; Uma in the pedigree - Symboli Kris S, El Condor Pasa10. Hestia; 2F; Sire - Pyro; Dam - Piena Tailor; Damsire - Novellist; Uma in the pedigree - Bubble Gum Fellow11. Diva Legion; 2C; Sire - Nadal; Dam - Shadow Diva; Damsire - Heart's Cry; Uma in the pedigree -12. Eisenvolk; 2C; Sire - Bricks and Mortar; Dam - Erimo Haruka; Damsire - Narita Top Road; Uma in the pedigree - Narita Top Road13. Love Symphony; 2F; Sire - Incantation; Dam - Western Birkin; Damsire - Dunkirk; Uma in the pedigree -Who I think will win - UndineWho I want to win - Yosshi FlareDark horse - Hestia
>>570423215cool story V
>>570423119Fuck on!
i just realized i havent seen a single carrot skewer in the last 6 runsthis shit is fucked man
>incelgold city WOULD say this
>>570423370She would also fix it though
>>570423292More racist umas
>>570423370yeah, while she's raping me
>Fast Learner>no TTL from bobo>no Escape Artist from weishiraoki-sama has forsaken me
>>570422031We can't keep getting mogged by our little bros in soul, the time for division is over. We need to unify
>>570423370she wouldn't, cuz I stop being one once she starts the rape
>>570417924I really like Rickey's design and have masturbated to her over a dozen times, but her being meta is really turn off. Doushiooo?
>>570422272Retirement home housing horse racing gamblers
>>570423441
>>570423565That looks like zilla, not godzilla, which makes this image CRINGE
>>570423548she's only meta if you're autistic enough to grind the green sparks for it
>>570423573Only another uma can be stronger than uma so she is hinting at being a lesbian
>>570423494Hah, no, let the schizos put in the effort if they want to shit up both generals
>>570423573Gold City is the type to force herself on her trainer after he refuses to catch any of her hints (he doesnt notice because she is a bitch)
>>570423573trannylators projecting their mental illness
Umas have 0 sex appeal
>>570422990Kisses and cuddles
>>570423370
>>570423741Desperation isn't charming, Riko
>>570423673no uma can't beat a dick, not even your mom could
>>570423737many such cases
>>570423673https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11536443
It's Teiover
>>570423353Chloris wins
>>570423881my cum btw
>>570423881Cuckslop
>>570423917Tokyo 6th Race - 2YO debut, 1400 meters Turf, 9 runners, post time - 12:50 JST1. Kokoni Iruyo; 2F; Sire - Eskendereya; Dam - Smile Halite; Damsire - Battle Plan; Uma in the pedigree -2. Desert Spirit; 2C; Sire - Isla Bonita; Dam - Tsukino Sabaku; Damsire - Oasis Dream; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki3. Forever Blue; 2F; Sire - Real Steel; Dam - Schone Frau; Damsire - Zenno Rob Roy; Uma in the pedigree - Zenno Rob Roy4. Bravo One; 2C; Sire - Tower of London; Dam - Step Shoot; Damsire - Kinshasa no Kiseki; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki5. Ecoro Nine; 2C; Sire - St Mark's Basilica; Dam - Soviet Catch; Damsire - Catcher In The Rye; Uma in the pedigree -6. Demian; 2C; Sire - Flightline; Dam - Mira Alta; Damsire - Curlin; Uma in the pedigree -7. Nordhausen; 2C; Sire - Isla Bonita; Dam - Narella; Damsire - Reliable Man; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki8. Sun Legato; 2C; Sire - Makfi; Dam - Emirate's Girl; Damsire - Lizard Island; Uma in the pedigree -9. Snowcap; 2C; Sire - Firenze Fire; Dam - Snow Christmas; Damsire - Black Tide; Uma in the pedigree - Grass WonderWho I think will win - NordhausenWho I want to win - Forever BlueDark horse - Snowcap
>>570423959?
>>570423741Except her
>>570424049that trainer? me!
>The US beat a third world nation, which is ironic as their soccer team is a third rate team itselfSo, effectively, a pretty even fight, yet also incredibly boring.
You guys actually play the game, right? You don't spend most of your time just shitposting and lusting after your umas, right?Then surely you're able to tell me: how good is this picture? I saw someone post it a while ago, saved it and found it again recently so I decided to take a better look and wondered if I should modify my pulling plans based on it.
>>570424130really ive been seeing lots of people saying america was like they were on meththen again i also saw someone ask if america laced paraguays water with fent
>>570421602Red Desire is in that belly!I don't know why but the image of a mother with black hair having a red haired baby is really cute to me
>>570424272>western artist
Stego cute.
>>570423573I think she just wants someone who is more mature than herage-gap uma
>>570424273>image of a mother with black hair having a red haired babyShe's a whore.
>>570424226For all we know they did both at the same time, so who the hell knows. Or really, who gives a damn.I barely care for soccer that I'm not playing directly myself as it is, and I only care for the funny games when it's the semi/half final.
>>570424045oh no it's another flightline colt
>>570424458>do not repost
>>570424272Rice Whore would do this
>>570424408
>>570424482So basically, Chad Thundercock
>>570424272>trainerRice would definitively never say this
>>570424045Demian wins
>>570424540They'll never take me alive.
>>570424176>You guys actually play the game, right?Yeah but my only knowledge on how good most future cards/skills are, is mainly from people telling me. Like I can gather how Pasa is good from looking at it but others I'm not sure.I wouldn't know have Daring Strike was good without /uma/ saying so (not that I build End Closers anyway but it's nice to know). I don't know how good KS Miracle is, is it just because they eventually buff Neck and Neck to not be a gamble skill? Is it the power bonus?
Why are Americans like this?
